#idlerpg.hu Idle RPG

Player Info

User: kurvaanyad
Class: anyad
Admin?: No
Level: 119
Next level: 96 days, 09:03:18
Status: Offline
Host: dmx!dmx@milw0rm.eu
Account Created: Tue Nov 5 11:38:09 2013
Last login: Thu Oct 27 08:06:25 2016
Total time idled: 1118 days, 20:25:09
Current position: [149,426]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

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Items

amulet: 179 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 282 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 82
gloves: 84
helm: 73 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 64
ring: 68
shield: 94
tunic: 97
weapon: 313 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1336

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 1 day, 09:51:34
nick: 0 days, 06:54:34
part: None
quest: 111 days, 18:13:06
quit: 20 days, 00:25:24

total: 133 days, 11:24:38

Character Modifiers

[11/05/13 11:38:57] kurvaanyad [0/1] has challenged koszik [78/227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/05/13 11:39:09] kurvaanyad [3/4] has challenged Darwick [9/227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/05/13 13:21:25] md5 [66/170] has challenged kurvaanyad [43/73] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from md5's clock.
[11/05/13 17:14:40] kurvaanyad [91/99] has challenged hapi [0/153] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/06/13 02:16:27] kurvaanyad [91/122] has challenged md5 [190/202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/06/13 16:05:02] DarwickAK [1/3] has challenged kurvaanyad [13/144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/06/13 18:59:18] kurvaanyad [69/148] has come upon md5 [8/259] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/06/13 23:24:48] DarwickAK [107/120] has come upon kurvaanyad [139/148] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/06/13 23:41:48] kurvaanyad [126/160] has come upon koszik [223/236] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/07/13 04:54:25] Darwick [75/254] has come upon kurvaanyad [7/160] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/07/13 05:58:50] kurvaanyad [176/195] has come upon budosroman [88/262] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/07/13 12:18:54] kurvaanyad [197/210] has come upon md5 [220/286] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/07/13 14:34:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 0 days, 01:58:51 toward level 28.
[11/07/13 14:39:26] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:04:57 is added to his clock.
[11/07/13 14:42:30] koszik [137/265] has come upon kurvaanyad [83/210] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:15:24 is removed from koszik's clock.
[11/07/13 16:57:00] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to his clock.
[11/07/13 18:53:37] kurvaanyad [210/222] has come upon budosroman [189/262] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:38:29 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/08/13 03:25:07] kurvaanyad [154/225] has come upon DarwickAK [49/206] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/08/13 07:30:14] budosroman [225/272] has come upon kurvaanyad [169/225] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[11/08/13 11:23:21] kocka [99/270] has come upon kurvaanyad [183/225] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/08/13 13:18:30] kurvaanyad [35/234] has come upon gyilkos [63/226] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/08/13 21:01:31] endre [13/261] has come upon kurvaanyad [73/234] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to endre's clock.
[11/08/13 22:13:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 0 days, 00:15:25 toward level 31.
[11/09/13 02:14:57] kurvaanyad [73/239] has come upon koszik [71/268] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/09/13 05:55:00] kurvaanyad gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:22 towards level 32.
[11/09/13 07:10:12] Reggie [250/252] has come upon kurvaanyad [11/239] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[11/09/13 14:16:23] kurvaanyad [60/261] has come upon Sanyi [119/136] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/09/13 16:45:51] m00 [121/254] has come upon kurvaanyad [143/261] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to m00's clock.
[11/10/13 08:01:57] kurvaanyad [3/261] has come upon koszik [56/289] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/10/13 11:50:13] gyilkos [308/314] has come upon kurvaanyad [166/261] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/11/13 04:33:26] kurvaanyad discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:27 towards level 34.
[11/11/13 04:37:34] kurvaanyad [15/265] has come upon kocka [39/334] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:33:47 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/11/13 10:58:00] kurvaanyad saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:20 from level 35.
[11/12/13 06:16:38] kurvaanyad [96/295] has come upon Reggie [116/298] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/12/13 11:06:47] koszik [122/309] has come upon kurvaanyad [249/295] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:00:52 is added to koszik's clock.
[11/12/13 13:34:36] endre, Reggie, and DarwickAK [742/905] have team battled md5, Darwick, and kurvaanyad [538/1049] and won! 0 days, 00:37:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/13 22:58:37] budosroman [14/438] has come upon kurvaanyad [235/295] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to budosroman's clock.
[11/13/13 09:59:51] kurvaanyad [126/306] has come upon Sanyi [229/291] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/14/13 18:09:12] kurvaanyad [260/320] has come upon Reggie [281/402] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/15/13 02:32:39] kocka [53/336] has come upon kurvaanyad [275/320] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/15/13 19:09:14] koszik [22/379] has come upon kurvaanyad [96/320] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:17:04 is added to koszik's clock.
[11/15/13 21:28:57] koszik [226/379] has come upon kurvaanyad [104/320] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:10:54 is removed from koszik's clock.
[11/16/13 12:23:45] kurvaanyad [162/320] has come upon md5 [62/463] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:38:21 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/16/13 16:47:51] kurvaanyad got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:30 towards level 39.
[11/16/13 17:10:08] Jantoku [25/90] has come upon kurvaanyad [74/320] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Jantoku's clock.
[11/16/13 17:44:00] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:48:57 is removed from their time toward level 39.
[11/16/13 21:11:04] Sanyi [145/333] has come upon kurvaanyad [227/320] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:06:12 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/17/13 08:38:55] md5 [457/463] has come upon kurvaanyad [268/320] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:58:53 is removed from md5's clock.
[11/17/13 12:47:15] kurvaanyad [185/320] has come upon gyilkos [208/391] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/18/13 02:17:58] endre [229/372] has come upon kurvaanyad [170/320] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from endre's clock.
[11/18/13 06:24:24] Jantoku [219/247] has come upon kurvaanyad [82/320] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:36:46 is removed from Jantoku's clock.
[11/18/13 12:36:18] Jantoku [232/266] has come upon kurvaanyad [112/320] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from Jantoku's clock.
[11/18/13 17:26:04] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:33:23 is removed from their time toward level 40.
[11/19/13 01:59:04] kurvaanyad was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:13 from level 40.
[11/19/13 15:05:00] kurvaanyad [251/342] has come upon m00 [161/398] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 04:53:49 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/19/13 16:58:55] Jantoku [26/286] has come upon kurvaanyad [14/342] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from Jantoku's clock.
[11/19/13 17:27:17] gyilkos [408/424] has come upon kurvaanyad [84/342] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/20/13 13:27:32] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:30:49 is removed from their time toward level 41.
[11/20/13 19:18:43] m00 [231/413] has come upon kurvaanyad [338/342] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to m00's clock.
[11/21/13 03:44:38] endre, budosroman, kurvaanyad, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/13 09:40:39] Kiinga [82/143] has come upon kurvaanyad [108/342] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/21/13 12:05:25] kurvaanyad [288/342] has come upon endre [383/395] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/22/13 02:33:39] kurvaanyad, m00, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/13 02:33:39] Darwick [323/393] has come upon kurvaanyad [86/342] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:17:54 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/22/13 02:33:57] m00 [306/413] has come upon kurvaanyad [78/342] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:01:21 is removed from m00's clock.
[11/22/13 02:34:46] Darwick [307/393] has come upon kurvaanyad [248/342] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:46:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/22/13 02:34:46] Darwick has dealt kurvaanyad a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:59:20 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/22/13 12:19:16] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:36:05 is added to his clock.
[11/22/13 21:42:18] Joska, Kiinga, and kocka [528/838] have team battled budosroman, koszik, and kurvaanyad [959/1231] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/13 15:55:26] endre, kurvaanyad, m00, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/13 16:03:32] GDI, Joska, and Sanyi [549/836] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and kurvaanyad [869/1074] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/13 20:26:39] kurvaanyad [28/342] has come upon GDI [139/238] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/24/13 04:24:16] Jantoku [318/339] has come upon kurvaanyad [23/342] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from Jantoku's clock.
[11/24/13 11:43:28] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:37:50 is added to his clock.
[11/24/13 13:38:34] budosroman, kurvaanyad, Reggie, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/13 01:08:47] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:06:02 is removed from their time toward level 43.
[11/25/13 07:24:35] endre, kurvaanyad, kocka, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/13 21:15:31] kurvaanyad [130/391] has come upon GDI [140/253] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/27/13 12:57:08] kurvaanyad caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:33 towards level 44.
[11/27/13 21:53:00] Edina, kocka, and CaptianObvious [392/850] have team battled koszik, md5, and kurvaanyad [170/1311] and won! 0 days, 00:30:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/13 09:03:40] kurvaanyad stole Darwick's level 53 tunic while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 39 tunic behind, which Darwick then takes.
[11/29/13 03:15:06] kurvaanyad, Sanyi, Reggie, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/13 10:59:49] kurvaanyad [0/418] has come upon koszik [422/424] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:53:47 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/29/13 13:44:03] CaptianObvious, Reggie, and kocka [47/1142] have team battled endre, GDI, and kurvaanyad [598/1157] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/13 17:17:52] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:57:21 is added to his clock.
[11/30/13 01:31:59] Kiinga [152/346] has come upon kurvaanyad [280/418] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/30/13 08:49:42] kurvaanyad, m00, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/13 19:05:28] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:22:07 is removed from their time toward level 45.
[12/01/13 00:29:15] m00, kurvaanyad, and md5 [909/1556] have team battled koszik, CaptianObvious, and kocka [216/1153] and won! 0 days, 09:28:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/13 15:15:56] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:09:22 is removed from their time toward level 45.
[12/01/13 15:15:56] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 6 damage. 0 days, 00:44:51 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 45.
[12/02/13 10:01:18] budosroman, kurvaanyad, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/13 12:59:34] kurvaanyad [282/418] has come upon Kiinga [280/354] and rocked it! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/02/13 18:49:17] kurvaanyad [367/418] has come upon koszik [158/444] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 10:47:56 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/02/13 23:49:17] kurvaanyad [42/418] has come upon kocka [11/388] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 09:03:40 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/03/13 04:32:01] kurvaanyad got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:48:07 from level 46.
[12/04/13 05:30:18] kurvaanyad [23/418] has come upon budosroman [384/553] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:57:36 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/04/13 07:39:46] kurvaanyad learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:14 towards level 46.
[12/04/13 14:48:48] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:43:23 is removed from their time toward level 46.
[12/05/13 13:57:22] GDI, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/13 17:56:36] Kiinga [295/354] has come upon kurvaanyad [242/418] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[12/05/13 20:34:59] kurvaanyad [255/418] has come upon Joska [248/318] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:48:12 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/06/13 03:48:45] kurvaanyad [104/419] has come upon GDI [31/288] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/06/13 17:49:19] kurvaanyad [268/419] has come upon Reggie [219/513] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 11:35:02 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/07/13 08:49:19] kurvaanyad [371/419] has come upon endre [451/470] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:52:24 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/07/13 16:25:51] Kiinga [180/369] has come upon kurvaanyad [387/419] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:25:05 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/07/13 23:49:19] md5 [576/697] has come upon kurvaanyad [141/419] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:24:22 is removed from md5's clock.
[12/08/13 17:53:20] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:37:06 is removed from their time toward level 47.
[12/08/13 22:38:38] anyadnakpalankot [0/18] has come upon kurvaanyad [380/419] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:01:15 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[12/08/13 23:10:56] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:32 towards level 47.
[12/09/13 09:27:19] [Sanyi] [21/203] has come upon kurvaanyad [238/419] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/09/13 15:49:21] kurvaanyad [224/419] has come upon Sanyi [423/441] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:59:46 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/10/13 13:54:50] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 68 damage. 0 days, 00:46:52 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 47.
[12/10/13 23:06:59] kurvaanyad [239/431] has come upon Darwick [239/399] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/11/13 13:45:52] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 07:32:45 is removed from their time toward level 48.
[12/11/13 17:49:19] kurvaanyad [155/431] has come upon [Sanyi] [6/294] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:16:49 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/11/13 18:39:57] kurvaanyad stole kocka's level 28 charm while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 27 charm behind, which kocka then takes.
[12/12/13 17:17:23] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 28 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:47:06 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 48.
[12/13/13 12:11:26] kurvaanyad fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kurvaanyad's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/13/13 17:08:24] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:31:00 is removed from their time toward level 48.
[12/14/13 02:57:29] kurvaanyad [28/421] has come upon CaptianObvious [236/408] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/14/13 10:49:20] kurvaanyad [238/421] has come upon GDI [302/370] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:48:39 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/14/13 12:42:48] Joska, budosroman, kurvaanyad, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/13 19:41:44] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:17:26 is added to his clock.
[12/16/13 03:53:53] Kiinga [57/380] has come upon kurvaanyad [86/421] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:53:47 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/17/13 03:49:21] kurvaanyad [38/421] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [108/310] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 06:05:10 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/17/13 12:51:54] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 51 with their belt. 0 days, 00:48:08 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 49.
[12/17/13 18:49:19] kurvaanyad [10/421] has come upon Sanyi [130/441] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:31:06 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/18/13 09:49:18] Joska [250/542] has come upon kurvaanyad [264/421] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:06:40 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/18/13 14:46:20] md5 [538/719] has come upon kurvaanyad [42/421] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from md5's clock.
[12/18/13 23:19:34] kurvaanyad got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:32 from level 49.
[12/19/13 03:51:47] CaptianObvious, koszik, and kurvaanyad [1190/1283] have team battled Edina, Darwick, and m00 [1412/1513] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/13 05:49:19] koszik [385/459] has come upon kurvaanyad [108/421] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:29:20 is removed from koszik's clock.
[12/19/13 10:49:18] koszik [186/459] has come upon kurvaanyad [50/421] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 13:54:37 is removed from koszik's clock.
[12/19/13 22:54:06] Joska, kurvaanyad, Reggie, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/13 12:24:54] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:50:47 is removed from their time toward level 49.
[12/20/13 20:46:57] kurvaanyad [39/421] has come upon koszik [170/459] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/21/13 04:55:15] anyadnakpalankot [175/310] has come upon kurvaanyad [77/421] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:37:43 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[12/21/13 10:08:32] anyadnakpalankot, Kiinga, and GDI [769/1118] have team battled kurvaanyad, koszik, and endre [893/1404] and lost! 0 days, 07:12:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/13 14:31:29] kurvaanyad was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:22:04 from level 50.
[12/21/13 16:48:51] GDI, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/13 12:06:56] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:21:06 is removed from their time toward level 50.
[12/23/13 07:24:24] kurvaanyad stole Darwick's level 70 helm while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 39 helm behind, which Darwick then takes.
[12/24/13 09:26:02] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:43:05 is added to his clock.
[12/24/13 09:28:30] kurvaanyad left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kurvaanyad's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/25/13 01:35:47] kurvaanyad [99/446] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [263/348] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:49:04 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/25/13 06:14:05] anyadnakpalankot [336/348] has come upon kurvaanyad [178/446] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:21:33 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[12/26/13 10:59:40] koszik, m00, and kurvaanyad [872/1437] have team battled endre, Darwick, and kocka [1480/1607] and lost! 0 days, 08:58:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/13 14:45:13] kurvaanyad, GDI, and Darwick [119/1568] have team battled kocka, md5, and Sanyi [270/1661] and lost! 0 days, 12:08:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/13 17:50:55] gyilkos [278/607] has come upon kurvaanyad [131/446] and rocked it! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/26/13 22:35:49] kurvaanyad [96/446] has come upon Kiinga [132/416] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:33:12 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/27/13 03:35:50] md5 [112/721] has come upon kurvaanyad [231/446] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:01:02 is added to md5's clock.
[12/27/13 18:35:51] kocka [340/557] has come upon kurvaanyad [84/446] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 21:51:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/28/13 02:25:14] Edina, kurvaanyad, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/13 19:46:42] kurvaanyad [92/446] has come upon koszik [453/464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/30/13 15:12:13] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:37:10 is removed from their time toward level 51.
[12/30/13 17:23:01] kurvaanyad [323/446] has come upon Joska [514/566] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 15:18:12 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/31/13 00:18:45] Kiinga, Edina, and kurvaanyad [423/1331] have team battled anyadnakpalankot, DarwickAK, and Reggie [1035/1671] and lost! 0 days, 16:57:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/13 00:41:25] kurvaanyad, anyadnakpalankot, Reggie, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/13 03:43:00] kocka [262/557] has come upon kurvaanyad [436/446] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:09:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/01/14 02:15:03] Sanyi, Edina, and Reggie [1150/1428] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [762/1702] and won! 0 days, 15:34:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/14 20:46:52] md5 [528/777] has come upon kurvaanyad [276/446] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 20:57:42 is removed from md5's clock.
[01/01/14 21:44:50] kurvaanyad [233/446] has come upon m00 [159/527] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:31:44 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/04/14 09:04:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 1 day, 14:22:25 toward level 51.
[01/05/14 08:35:05] kurvaanyad [424/453] has come upon kocka [541/592] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/05/14 16:38:27] CaptianObvious, kocka, and kurvaanyad [1630/1694] have team battled Reggie, endre, and Sanyi [1104/1494] and won! 0 days, 14:36:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/14 06:48:25] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:13:20 is added to his clock.
[01/06/14 08:35:48] kurvaanyad [168/453] has come upon DarwickAK [60/756] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 07:44:46 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/07/14 03:08:23] kurvaanyad broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:25:34 from level 52.
[01/08/14 10:35:50] kurvaanyad [37/453] has come upon Joska [23/578] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 1 day, 00:30:28 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/08/14 21:13:18] DarwickAK [357/756] has come upon kurvaanyad [390/453] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/09/14 23:36:08] kurvaanyad invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:56 towards level 52.
[01/10/14 02:30:45] [Sanyi] [407/556] has come upon kurvaanyad [190/453] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/10/14 12:47:10] gyilkos, m00, and GDI [610/1756] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and anyadnakpalankot [1245/1675] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/14 17:14:00] Darwick, Kiinga, and Sanyi [592/1493] have team battled endre, kurvaanyad, and GDI [27/1483] and won! 0 days, 11:34:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/14 14:35:50] kurvaanyad [73/453] has come upon DarwickAK [266/756] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:28:54 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/12/14 16:56:01] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:58:12 is removed from their time toward level 52.
[01/13/14 06:40:10] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and kurvaanyad [1233/1687] have team battled endre, gyilkos, and Reggie [936/1809] and won! 0 days, 02:08:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/14 11:26:14] kurvaanyad, GDI, and Edina [269/1473] have team battled Darwick, m00, and endre [708/1658] and lost! 0 days, 05:57:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/14 20:35:49] kocka [98/592] has come upon kurvaanyad [388/453] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 18:43:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/14/14 00:03:02] Joska, endre, kurvaanyad, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/14 10:36:54] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:39 towards level 52.
[01/15/14 00:39:47] kurvaanyad [38/471] has come upon md5 [435/953] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/15/14 01:16:52] kurvaanyad was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:02:58 towards level 53.
[01/15/14 22:35:48] kurvaanyad [422/471] has come upon m00 [293/538] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 14:02:30 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/16/14 15:02:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 3 days, 16:06:49 toward level 53.
[01/17/14 03:48:07] budosroman, GDI, and md5 [1025/2155] have team battled endre, kurvaanyad, and Joska [540/1528] and won! 1 day, 00:24:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/14 04:35:51] Joska [40/578] has come upon kurvaanyad [308/471] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 10:41:05 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/17/14 07:16:04] kurvaanyad tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:23 towards level 53.
[01/17/14 12:30:33] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:07:31 is removed from their time toward level 53.
[01/17/14 14:32:58] md5, kurvaanyad, and Joska [1400/1992] have team battled budosroman, GDI, and DarwickAK [425/2102] and won! 0 days, 20:04:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/14 14:35:49] endre [4/479] has come upon kurvaanyad [352/471] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:00:20 is added to endre's clock.
[01/17/14 16:11:02] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 10:36:02 is removed from their time toward level 53.
[01/18/14 10:35:49] Kiinga [116/450] has come upon kurvaanyad [263/471] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 13:06:57 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/19/14 04:32:38] anyadnakpalankot, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [298/2036] have team battled kurvaanyad, Joska, and Edina [1128/1518] and lost! 0 days, 16:52:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/14 12:13:12] kurvaanyad [349/485] has come upon lejah [302/383] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 09:43:17 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/21/14 20:55:27] kurvaanyad [408/485] has come upon [Sanyi] [324/559] and rocked it! 1 day, 10:06:39 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/21/14 20:56:34] kurvaanyad [258/485] has come upon [Sanyi] [519/559] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 17:30:32 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/21/14 23:35:51] Edina [261/469] has come upon kurvaanyad [125/485] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:57:53 is removed from Edina's clock.
[01/22/14 09:35:51] DarwickAK [691/890] has come upon kurvaanyad [442/485] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:55:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/23/14 15:17:10] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:31:03 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[01/23/14 23:26:20] kurvaanyad was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:23:55 from level 54.
[02/13/14 19:41:39] kurvaanyad hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:35:57 towards level 54.
[02/14/14 02:35:51] DarwickAK [963/979] has come upon kurvaanyad [455/485] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:00:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/14/14 06:57:59] kurvaanyad stole gyilkos's level 39 shield while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 29 shield behind, which gyilkos then takes.
[02/15/14 13:35:48] kurvaanyad [284/494] has come upon koszik [371/556] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 12:45:30 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/15/14 22:48:33] gyilkos [472/689] has come upon kurvaanyad [107/494] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:03:47 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/17/14 07:35:27] CaptianObvious [382/695] has come upon kurvaanyad [205/494] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 06:54:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/17/14 07:51:43] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:23:52 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[02/18/14 07:42:43] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 3. 0 days, 00:53:22 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 54.
[02/18/14 18:29:02] kurvaanyad, lejah, and anyadnakpalankot [371/1450] have team battled budosroman, endre, and GDI [501/1901] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/14 17:13:26] endre, lejah, kurvaanyad, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/14 00:44:01] budosroman, md5, and Kiinga [348/2181] have team battled m00, GDI, and kurvaanyad [1465/1628] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/14 09:35:48] kurvaanyad [279/494] has come upon Darwick [574/724] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:34:00 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/21/14 17:14:58] kurvaanyad [244/494] has come upon budosroman [113/761] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/22/14 13:34:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 9 days, 20:48:54 toward level 55.
[02/23/14 15:14:51] budosroman, Sanyi, and Darwick [294/2018] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos [941/1890] and lost! 0 days, 09:32:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/14 16:30:14] [Sanyi], GDI, budosroman, and kurvaanyad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/14 21:35:51] CaptianObvious [436/700] has come upon kurvaanyad [101/501] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:18:22 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/25/14 10:20:03] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:46:54 is removed from their time toward level 55.
[02/25/14 18:11:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 0 days, 03:47:41 toward level 55.
[02/25/14 23:35:50] kurvaanyad [395/501] has come upon Edina [193/513] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:51:36 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/26/14 00:25:35] kurvaanyad reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kurvaanyad's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/14 05:21:11] kurvaanyad [467/504] has come upon CaptianObvious [590/700] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 16:20:01 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/26/14 09:35:50] kurvaanyad [124/504] has come upon DarwickAK [148/979] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 19:13:15 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/01/14 12:35:47] kocka [538/951] has come upon kurvaanyad [87/504] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:30:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/01/14 17:43:42] Darwick [355/731] has come upon kurvaanyad [309/504] and rocked it! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/01/14 19:24:58] endre, Edina, budosroman, and kurvaanyad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/14 01:29:08] CaptianObvious [640/700] has come upon kurvaanyad [197/504] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/02/14 03:51:15] kurvaanyad got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:04 towards level 56.
[03/02/14 10:10:57] budosroman, m00, and Kiinga [1719/1858] have team battled CaptianObvious, kurvaanyad, and Edina [818/1717] and won! 0 days, 06:22:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/14 23:52:04] kocka [905/951] has come upon kurvaanyad [52/504] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/03/14 00:32:34] Kiinga, m00, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/14 14:32:36] Joska, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga [607/1670] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [1451/2463] and lost! 1 day, 01:21:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/14 14:35:50] md5 [642/701] has come upon kurvaanyad [72/504] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:25:07 is removed from md5's clock.
[03/03/14 15:18:34] kurvaanyad [251/504] has come upon Kiinga [154/519] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 09:49:06 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/04/14 09:17:03] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:45:05 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[03/04/14 14:45:54] kurvaanyad stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:43:45 towards level 56.
[03/04/14 22:26:03] gyilkos [392/689] has come upon kurvaanyad [25/504] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:51:13 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/05/14 09:08:06] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 13:45:16 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[03/05/14 15:37:45] kurvaanyad [1/504] has come upon m00 [160/579] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:32:29 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/06/14 01:22:31] Joska, kurvaanyad, anyadnakpalankot, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/14 07:35:50] kurvaanyad [116/504] has come upon IRPGbot [677/980] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:17:42 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/06/14 14:35:29] kurvaanyad grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:27 towards level 56.
[03/06/14 18:15:51] kurvaanyad had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:23 towards level 56.
[03/06/14 22:35:49] Sanyi [204/533] has come upon kurvaanyad [354/504] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 19:59:00 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/07/14 08:35:50] CaptianObvious [242/700] has come upon kurvaanyad [216/504] and rocked it! 3 days, 00:23:15 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/07/14 08:35:50] In the fierce battle, kurvaanyad dropped his level 70 helm! CaptianObvious picks it up, tossing his old level 66 helm to kurvaanyad.
[03/09/14 02:00:52] Kiinga, Edina, and kurvaanyad [1394/1527] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and koszik [451/2351] and won! 0 days, 00:17:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/14 03:11:10] kurvaanyad [130/500] has come upon endre [122/650] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 09:52:39 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/09/14 17:28:11] koszik, Sanyi, and gyilkos [1265/1933] have team battled kurvaanyad, Darwick, and Edina [1737/1766] and lost! 1 day, 19:39:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/14 20:20:56] kurvaanyad, md5, and koszik [711/1916] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and lejah [1732/1988] and lost! 3 days, 17:44:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/14 20:35:50] kurvaanyad [370/500] has come upon Joska [122/647] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 08:32:24 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/10/14 21:35:47] koszik [558/711] has come upon kurvaanyad [366/500] and rocked it! 4 days, 00:20:28 is removed from koszik's clock.
[03/10/14 21:35:47] In the fierce battle, kurvaanyad dropped his level 28 charm! koszik picks it up, tossing his old level 18 charm to kurvaanyad.
[03/11/14 04:33:44] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 23:27:33 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[03/12/14 01:30:16] Edina, [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/14 05:13:10] kurvaanyad had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:38:32 towards level 57.
[03/13/14 02:05:45] kurvaanyad, koszik, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/14 08:55:35] Edina, endre, and kurvaanyad [1351/1660] have team battled CaptianObvious, Joska, and budosroman [613/2306] and won! 1 day, 13:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/14 04:06:41] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:59:43 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[03/14/14 18:54:31] CaptianObvious, anyadnakpalankot, and kocka [1925/2276] have team battled [Sanyi], m00, and kurvaanyad [759/1913] and won! 0 days, 18:12:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/14 20:35:50] Kiinga [174/489] has come upon kurvaanyad [34/491] and rocked it! 0 days, 07:11:29 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/15/14 10:17:55] Edina, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/14 11:35:49] kurvaanyad [368/491] has come upon kocka [84/947] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:55:32 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/15/14 16:35:49] kurvaanyad [395/491] has come upon GDI [261/597] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 07:50:09 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/16/14 07:29:15] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:39:44 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[03/17/14 07:05:42] kurvaanyad was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:17 from level 57.
[03/17/14 15:42:28] kurvaanyad [232/496] has come upon m00 [553/579] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/17/14 23:35:47] kurvaanyad [42/496] has come upon kocka [314/947] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 09:59:02 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/18/14 03:30:50] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 11 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:57:45 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 58.
[03/19/14 03:46:46] md5 [468/710] has come upon kurvaanyad [21/496] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from md5's clock.
[03/19/14 08:42:35] koszik [393/722] has come upon kurvaanyad [67/496] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:31:41 is removed from koszik's clock.
[03/20/14 23:58:37] DarwickAK [860/958] has come upon kurvaanyad [254/496] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/22/14 08:35:50] kurvaanyad [211/496] has come upon kocka [397/935] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 06:17:59 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/23/14 14:35:51] budosroman [107/949] has come upon kurvaanyad [206/501] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 21:12:43 is added to budosroman's clock.
[03/24/14 15:42:54] Joska, kurvaanyad, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/14 01:57:26] kurvaanyad [173/501] has come upon lejah [325/576] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 09:11:39 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/26/14 17:22:09] koszik [214/722] has come upon kurvaanyad [473/501] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 01:33:05 is added to koszik's clock.
[03/26/14 17:35:48] kurvaanyad [27/501] has come upon m00 [369/579] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:20:26 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/27/14 08:32:51] [Sanyi], endre, and lejah [1922/2066] have team battled kurvaanyad, koszik, and Darwick [1468/1956] and won! 0 days, 05:54:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/14 08:05:03] Joska, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/14 04:38:36] kurvaanyad [235/501] has come upon lejah [366/578] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 00:56:02 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/29/14 18:10:22] Joska, GDI, lejah, and kurvaanyad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/14 22:16:29] DarwickAK [256/953] has come upon kurvaanyad [130/501] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 07:19:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/14 07:54:57] kurvaanyad ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:56:52 from level 58.
[03/31/14 13:59:08] [Sanyi], Kiinga, and Edina [1016/1852] have team battled kurvaanyad, anyadnakpalankot, and kocka [328/2071] and won! 2 days, 01:03:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/14 19:35:47] anyadnakpalankot [586/619] has come upon kurvaanyad [83/501] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 08:34:43 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[04/02/14 13:55:23] Sanyi [311/526] has come upon kurvaanyad [150/501] and rocked it! 3 days, 16:56:59 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/03/14 00:34:39] DarwickAK [262/939] has come upon kurvaanyad [275/501] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 16:36:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/03/14 20:14:53] kurvaanyad was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:39:27 towards level 58.
[04/04/14 02:35:51] kurvaanyad [41/501] has come upon CaptianObvious [569/704] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:29:07 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/05/14 02:18:20] GDI, Darwick, and Joska [562/2051] have team battled gyilkos, lejah, and kurvaanyad [228/1800] and won! 1 day, 05:26:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/14 05:11:16] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 38. 0 days, 00:57:29 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 58.
[04/07/14 10:35:48] kocka [143/953] has come upon kurvaanyad [111/501] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 22:53:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/07/14 18:30:38] kurvaanyad [404/501] has come upon Kiinga [381/512] and rocked it! 0 days, 10:33:21 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/08/14 00:11:39] Sanyi, Kiinga, and Joska [1091/1690] have team battled budosroman, CaptianObvious, and kurvaanyad [541/1981] and won! 1 day, 19:52:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/14 05:02:19] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:48:07 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[04/08/14 14:59:14] Edina, budosroman, kurvaanyad, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/14 20:53:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 0 days, 01:57:43 toward level 58.
[04/08/14 23:04:27] GDI [327/646] has come upon kurvaanyad [136/501] and rocked it! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/09/14 07:36:36] peta [38/386] has come upon kurvaanyad [240/501] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:04:20 is added to peta's clock.
[04/09/14 19:26:56] kurvaanyad [14/766] has come upon koszik [718/782] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:57:24 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/10/14 18:35:51] kurvaanyad [453/766] has come upon kocka [243/991] and rocked it! 5 days, 04:00:56 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/11/14 04:35:24] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 13:06:18 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[04/11/14 15:42:09] peta [105/421] has come upon kurvaanyad [725/766] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to peta's clock.
[04/12/14 07:48:47] kurvaanyad grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:43:40 towards level 59.
[04/13/14 04:17:21] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:15:41 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[04/13/14 06:14:12] kurvaanyad lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:21:03 from level 59.
[04/13/14 11:01:26] kurvaanyad [103/766] has come upon peta [326/444] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 22:13:51 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/15/14 01:13:29] DarwickAK [400/1013] has come upon kurvaanyad [55/766] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:06:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/14 15:05:43] kurvaanyad [531/766] has come upon Kiinga [471/523] and rocked it! 1 day, 17:26:58 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/17/14 09:08:47] kurvaanyad left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kurvaanyad's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/17/14 15:38:42] Edina [351/631] has come upon kurvaanyad [486/735] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 22:53:27 is added to Edina's clock.
[04/18/14 09:41:20] kurvaanyad, m00, Reggie, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/14 15:07:32] endre, GDI, kurvaanyad, and anyadnakpalankot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/14 18:30:16] kurvaanyad got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:49:09 from level 59.
[04/19/14 22:38:43] kurvaanyad [162/735] has come upon Edina [41/631] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 11:20:24 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/20/14 13:43:32] endre, lejah, kurvaanyad, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/14 23:38:44] kurvaanyad [0/735] has come upon lejah [439/684] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:10:15 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/22/14 00:12:25] m00 [167/586] has come upon kurvaanyad [564/735] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:41:46 is added to m00's clock.
[04/22/14 05:45:35] peta, Reggie, and m00 [237/1724] have team battled anyadnakpalankot, Sanyi, and kurvaanyad [230/2228] and won! 0 days, 06:52:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/14 06:55:47] kurvaanyad got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:07 from level 59.
[04/22/14 08:58:56] kurvaanyad [377/738] has come upon md5 [382/720] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/22/14 10:21:10] gyilkos [624/721] has come upon kurvaanyad [603/738] and rocked it! 1 day, 05:49:45 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/23/14 17:30:21] Illidan [36/70] has come upon kurvaanyad [281/738] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to Illidan's clock.
[04/24/14 14:03:57] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:36:38 towards level 60.
[04/24/14 22:35:54] Sanyi, peta, and Darwick [853/2001] have team battled CaptianObvious, koszik, and kurvaanyad [1056/2234] and lost! 0 days, 13:15:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/14 22:38:41] DarwickAK [560/1036] has come upon kurvaanyad [34/738] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 02:26:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/24/14 22:38:41] DarwickAK has dealt kurvaanyad a Critical Strike! 5 days, 21:17:26 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/25/14 23:38:44] kurvaanyad [210/738] has come upon Edina [369/640] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 03:47:34 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/25/14 23:48:03] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 22:27:13 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[04/26/14 03:10:49] anyadnakpalankot [396/969] has come upon kurvaanyad [97/738] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[04/26/14 18:30:11] kurvaanyad had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:47:21 towards level 60.
[04/29/14 02:38:41] kurvaanyad [639/738] has come upon Kiinga [371/503] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 10:35:41 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/29/14 03:01:35] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 03:21:12 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[04/29/14 03:37:06] DarwickAK, peta, and kurvaanyad [107/2358] have team battled gyilkos, Illidan, and Reggie [881/1634] and lost! 0 days, 11:08:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/14 18:42:18] kurvaanyad [84/738] has come upon endre [145/636] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 20:43:41 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/30/14 01:10:22] kurvaanyad was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:08:07 from level 60.
[04/30/14 02:52:36] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 17:24:33 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[04/30/14 04:08:30] Illidan [126/349] has come upon kurvaanyad [266/738] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:19:39 is added to Illidan's clock.
[04/30/14 11:46:10] peta, budosroman, kurvaanyad, and m00 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/14 23:38:41] anyadnakpalankot [831/969] has come upon kurvaanyad [729/738] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:16:13 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[05/01/14 05:02:20] md5 [30/705] has come upon kurvaanyad [507/738] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 02:51:44 is added to md5's clock.
[05/01/14 09:38:40] Reggie [290/696] has come upon kurvaanyad [107/738] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:03:36 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[05/01/14 12:37:54] kurvaanyad, m00, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/14 05:53:46] kurvaanyad caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:25 towards level 60.
[05/02/14 06:17:25] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:06:17 is added to his clock.
[05/02/14 10:57:25] m00, Sanyi, and Kiinga [860/1586] have team battled CaptianObvious, kurvaanyad, and Joska [1147/2292] and lost! 1 day, 07:53:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/14 01:51:57] Edina, kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and Reggie have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/14 13:28:20] kurvaanyad [213/738] has come upon Illidan [159/349] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:10:49 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/03/14 16:44:28] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:18:33 is added to his clock.
[05/04/14 02:38:43] lejah [114/974] has come upon kurvaanyad [308/738] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 21:51:25 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/04/14 03:21:21] kurvaanyad [287/738] has come upon Joska [544/829] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/04/14 15:41:49] m00, Reggie, and koszik [1521/2286] have team battled GDI, kurvaanyad, and lejah [1117/2412] and won! 1 day, 11:30:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/14 08:38:42] GDI [424/700] has come upon kurvaanyad [573/738] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:21:03 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/06/14 01:58:41] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 02:43:57 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[05/06/14 18:54:31] kurvaanyad was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:17:47 towards level 61.
[05/06/14 21:09:05] kurvaanyad sharpened the edge of his weapon! kurvaanyad's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/14 00:38:40] kurvaanyad [247/766] has come upon Sanyi [186/524] and rocked it! 5 days, 14:34:21 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/07/14 10:38:42] kurvaanyad [692/766] has come upon Sanyi [499/524] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 16:53:12 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/07/14 19:38:21] lejah [466/827] has come upon kurvaanyad [136/766] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/08/14 13:00:59] kurvaanyad ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:03:56 from level 61.
[05/09/14 01:37:41] peta, budosroman, kurvaanyad, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/14 06:16:14] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:18:27 is added to his clock.
[05/09/14 17:38:40] kurvaanyad [713/766] has come upon lejah [140/1010] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:41:13 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/09/14 22:38:44] kurvaanyad [333/766] has come upon IRPGbot [25/1037] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 11:23:12 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/10/14 21:33:13] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 10:28:06 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[05/10/14 23:38:44] kurvaanyad [591/766] has come upon Joska [407/829] and rocked it! 1 day, 02:42:42 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/12/14 17:21:36] kocka [867/992] has come upon kurvaanyad [621/766] and rocked it! 1 day, 23:00:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/12/14 22:15:17] kurvaanyad, Reggie, and peta [1309/2307] have team battled anyadnakpalankot, CaptianObvious, and kocka [1932/2686] and lost! 0 days, 02:23:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/14 04:26:05] kurvaanyad [75/766] has come upon Illidan [112/425] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 07:04:04 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/13/14 12:21:45] md5, kocka, and koszik [74/2492] have team battled kurvaanyad, peta, and anyadnakpalankot [1033/2347] and lost! 1 day, 12:48:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/14 20:57:13] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:22:33 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[05/14/14 22:01:51] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:37:50 is added to his clock.
[05/14/14 22:17:27] kurvaanyad, anyadnakpalankot, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/14 22:38:41] kurvaanyad [265/766] has come upon Edina [517/640] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:46:40 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/15/14 03:38:42] kurvaanyad [742/766] has come upon kocka [485/992] and rocked it! 0 days, 07:21:37 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/15/14 05:36:12] kurvaanyad, peta, and CaptianObvious [1336/2113] have team battled md5, Darwick, and kocka [2494/2656] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/14 13:38:42] kurvaanyad [397/766] has come upon IRPGbot [474/1049] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:35:52 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/15/14 15:30:14] CaptianObvious, kurvaanyad, and Illidan [886/1923] have team battled Edina, GDI, and md5 [1457/2090] and lost! 0 days, 07:32:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/14 20:05:35] GDI, kurvaanyad, and gyilkos [1705/2435] have team battled DarwickAK, Reggie, and koszik [2570/2772] and lost! 0 days, 08:08:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/14 20:48:13] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 53 damage. 0 days, 01:00:42 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 61.
[05/16/14 00:05:02] kurvaanyad was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:58 towards level 61.
[05/16/14 04:38:43] lejah [751/1004] has come upon kurvaanyad [648/766] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 05:29:48 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/16/14 09:38:42] Darwick [435/914] has come upon kurvaanyad [154/766] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 18:46:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/17/14 18:14:39] kurvaanyad [79/775] has come upon peta [144/622] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/19/14 12:22:27] kurvaanyad was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:13:20 towards level 62.
[05/19/14 13:05:46] anyadnakpalankot, Darwick, and md5 [26/2654] have team battled lejah, kurvaanyad, and Illidan [275/2388] and lost! 0 days, 21:57:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/14 23:38:42] kurvaanyad [315/775] has come upon Illidan [209/442] and rocked it! 4 days, 14:58:22 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/21/14 10:51:53] koszik [334/795] has come upon kurvaanyad [531/775] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 02:47:18 is added to koszik's clock.
[05/21/14 17:03:46] anyadnakpalankot [706/994] has come upon kurvaanyad [455/775] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 17:41:43 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[05/23/14 02:07:35] Edina, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/14 06:38:40] kurvaanyad [754/775] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [76/1002] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 10:00:11 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/23/14 07:35:58] Sanyi [215/520] has come upon kurvaanyad [45/775] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 18:47:33 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[05/23/14 11:41:53] kurvaanyad [120/775] has come upon GDI [195/700] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 23:39:01 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/24/14 12:38:41] koszik [362/795] has come upon kurvaanyad [259/775] and rocked it! 2 days, 00:19:33 is removed from koszik's clock.
[05/24/14 17:49:59] kurvaanyad, Darwick, and anyadnakpalankot [1583/2691] have team battled Sanyi, Illidan, and Reggie [233/1914] and won! 5 days, 02:37:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/14 13:37:03] CaptianObvious [90/736] has come upon kurvaanyad [698/775] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/25/14 19:06:25] Joska, kurvaanyad, and koszik [1633/2450] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and GDI [1332/2665] and won! 2 days, 02:32:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/14 19:18:13] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 32 damage. 0 days, 01:01:37 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 62.
[05/26/14 05:12:49] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:16:58 is added to his clock.
[05/26/14 09:40:49] DarwickAK [368/1048] has come upon kurvaanyad [29/775] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:01:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/29/14 00:47:45] kurvaanyad [619/775] has come upon kocka [144/1009] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:25:28 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/29/14 05:47:46] kurvaanyad [216/775] has come upon md5 [269/746] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 06:56:08 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/29/14 10:03:55] kurvaanyad [738/775] has come upon endre [15/640] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 07:33:33 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/29/14 15:08:58] kurvaanyad [149/775] has come upon GDI [11/703] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 22:27:46 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/31/14 02:47:46] anyadnakpalankot [279/1002] has come upon kurvaanyad [333/775] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 06:05:52 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[05/31/14 07:50:49] CaptianObvious [355/736] has come upon kurvaanyad [764/775] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:05:58 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/31/14 19:23:38] GDI, kurvaanyad, koszik, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/14 19:51:10] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 19 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:01:22 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 62.
[06/01/14 03:05:46] kocka, Joska, and CaptianObvious [569/2625] have team battled gyilkos, koszik, and kurvaanyad [861/2558] and lost! 1 day, 20:01:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/14 10:53:56] kurvaanyad fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:14:11 from level 62.
[06/01/14 14:04:53] peta, Kiinga, kurvaanyad, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/14 16:25:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 2 days, 05:13:25 toward level 62.
[06/01/14 19:42:20] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 56. 0 days, 01:01:57 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 62.
[06/02/14 08:23:54] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/14 22:36:18] kurvaanyad was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:26 towards level 62.
[06/04/14 10:46:39] kurvaanyad [369/775] has come upon endre [319/640] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 19:51:17 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/05/14 02:55:05] kurvaanyad [312/775] has come upon Edina [176/673] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 13:15:20 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/05/14 12:47:45] endre [411/640] has come upon kurvaanyad [622/776] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:23:00 is added to endre's clock.
[06/05/14 19:07:00] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 02:43:45 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[06/05/14 21:24:10] kurvaanyad found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:14:02 towards level 63.
[06/05/14 22:47:33] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:47:48 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[06/05/14 22:47:46] kurvaanyad [347/776] has come upon Reggie [732/938] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:07:05 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/06/14 08:47:48] Joska [567/880] has come upon kurvaanyad [408/776] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 02:54:21 is removed from Joska's clock.
[06/06/14 22:37:24] kurvaanyad stole gyilkos's level 136 amulet while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 103 amulet behind, which gyilkos then takes.
[06/07/14 16:34:16] CaptianObvious [100/736] has come upon kurvaanyad [416/806] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:53:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/08/14 14:03:39] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, koszik, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/14 15:47:48] Reggie [530/940] has come upon kurvaanyad [165/806] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:51:25 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[06/08/14 18:40:14] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:40:23 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[06/08/14 22:20:45] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 09:26:57 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[06/09/14 11:47:45] Sanyi [104/526] has come upon kurvaanyad [568/806] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:25:52 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[06/10/14 18:22:23] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 160 with their belt. 0 days, 01:02:01 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 63.
[06/11/14 10:42:36] kurvaanyad bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:34:38 towards level 63.
[06/12/14 06:03:37] CaptianObvious [204/725] has come upon kurvaanyad [504/806] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:41:57 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/12/14 21:45:15] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:29:47 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[06/13/14 00:41:37] endre, GDI, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/14 10:59:30] kurvaanyad stole lejah's level 51 shield while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 42 shield behind, which lejah then takes.

[06/13/14 20:47:46] m00 [431/632] has come upon kurvaanyad [278/814] and rocked it! 6 days, 20:39:02 is removed from m00's clock.
[06/13/14 21:36:15] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 12:02:42 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[06/15/14 00:49:13] kurvaanyad was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:25:54 from level 63.
[06/15/14 17:07:51] Edina, kurvaanyad, and Reggie [2135/2445] have team battled md5, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1821/2699] and won! 0 days, 07:42:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/14 17:11:00] kocka [406/1020] has come upon kurvaanyad [307/814] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 04:14:28 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/16/14 23:55:54] kurvaanyad [373/814] has come upon endre [405/662] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/17/14 07:06:28] kurvaanyad broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:53:04 from level 64.
[06/18/14 17:11:11] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 05:50:44 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[06/20/14 02:47:45] Kiinga [77/609] has come upon kurvaanyad [452/814] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 22:48:33 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[06/20/14 16:53:45] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 09:23:49 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[06/20/14 17:47:48] kurvaanyad [735/814] has come upon endre [383/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 01:44:41 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/20/14 20:34:20] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 12:16:01 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[06/21/14 21:49:55] kurvaanyad, Kiinga, and anyadnakpalankot [1266/2686] have team battled md5, Joska, and CaptianObvious [1782/2559] and lost! 0 days, 11:18:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/14 09:03:32] kurvaanyad stole lejah's level 300 pair of boots while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 54 pair of boots behind, which lejah then takes.
[06/23/14 10:47:46] kocka [413/1020] has come upon kurvaanyad [452/1035] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 20:47:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/23/14 20:47:45] kurvaanyad [907/1035] has come upon gyilkos [88/952] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 11:17:17 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/24/14 11:47:47] gyilkos [216/974] has come upon kurvaanyad [158/1035] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 13:08:00 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/24/14 12:58:27] anyadnakpalankot [96/1263] has come upon kurvaanyad [58/1035] and rocked it! 7 days, 23:27:17 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[06/24/14 21:47:48] kurvaanyad [289/1035] has come upon DarwickAK [799/1088] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:45:48 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/25/14 00:18:31] Darwick, anyadnakpalankot, and peta [1311/3121] have team battled kurvaanyad, koszik, and Edina [974/2529] and won! 1 day, 13:45:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/14 02:47:45] Kiinga [345/614] has come upon kurvaanyad [23/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 02:48:31 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[06/25/14 17:16:37] kurvaanyad found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:44 towards level 64.
[06/25/14 19:49:51] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:10:59 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[06/26/14 16:03:31] anyadnakpalankot [994/1263] has come upon kurvaanyad [966/1035] and rocked it! 2 days, 21:55:21 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[06/27/14 17:03:41] endre, Joska, and gyilkos [2598/2826] have team battled lejah, kocka, and kurvaanyad [1442/2922] and won! 0 days, 18:45:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/14 19:31:58] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 23 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:03:08 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 64.
[06/28/14 00:47:45] anyadnakpalankot [57/1263] has come upon kurvaanyad [774/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:26:18 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[06/28/14 15:47:45] GDI [121/716] has come upon kurvaanyad [517/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:43:58 is added to GDI's clock.
[06/29/14 11:28:47] Joska, kurvaanyad, anyadnakpalankot, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/14 21:47:46] gyilkos [287/1078] has come upon kurvaanyad [687/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:47:30 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/30/14 15:24:41] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:32:53 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[06/30/14 17:47:45] Sanyi [317/531] has come upon kurvaanyad [202/1035] and rocked it! 5 days, 05:18:46 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/30/14 22:00:15] kurvaanyad got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:59:02 from level 64.
[07/02/14 07:36:46] kurvaanyad got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:20:13 from level 64.
[07/02/14 09:47:47] kurvaanyad [431/1035] has come upon Joska [988/1092] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:04:23 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/03/14 04:53:17] GDI, peta, kurvaanyad, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/14 05:51:27] lejah [318/867] has come upon kurvaanyad [462/1035] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 07:09:39 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/03/14 18:38:26] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 44 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:03:25 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 64.
[07/04/14 11:47:48] Darwick [405/880] has come upon kurvaanyad [739/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:05:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/04/14 13:42:20] kurvaanyad [926/1035] has come upon DarwickAK [302/1088] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 05:03:44 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/04/14 18:34:44] Darwick [761/880] has come upon kurvaanyad [784/1035] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:44:08 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/04/14 18:43:14] Darwick [185/880] has come upon kurvaanyad [889/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:30:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/04/14 21:05:23] kurvaanyad [866/1035] has come upon Kiinga [383/628] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 18:46:14 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/05/14 02:47:49] DarwickAK [90/1088] has come upon kurvaanyad [651/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:38:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/05/14 14:40:10] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 00:22:58 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[07/05/14 21:00:24] lejah [202/1057] has come upon kurvaanyad [1023/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 04:44:51 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/05/14 23:20:45] lejah [563/1057] has come upon kurvaanyad [463/1035] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 01:46:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/06/14 08:47:48] DarwickAK [28/1088] has come upon kurvaanyad [998/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:44:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/06/14 13:47:45] Edina [514/698] has come upon kurvaanyad [307/1035] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 23:35:47 is removed from Edina's clock.
[07/06/14 20:02:46] kurvaanyad was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:16:21 towards level 65.
[07/08/14 03:27:56] Kiinga, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK [43/2751] have team battled gyilkos, Joska, and Reggie [347/3114] and lost! 0 days, 16:04:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/14 17:54:31] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 23:09:48 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[07/09/14 01:27:11] kurvaanyad tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:11:51 towards level 65.
[07/09/14 11:47:46] kurvaanyad [285/1035] has come upon Darwick [215/906] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 11:47:39 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/09/14 14:04:56] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 02:40:37 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[07/09/14 15:14:27] GDI, lejah, kurvaanyad, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/14 23:14:19] lejah [761/1100] has come upon kurvaanyad [1030/1035] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 10:14:38 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/10/14 02:46:15] kurvaanyad [128/1035] has come upon peta [885/944] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:08:50 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/10/14 17:47:46] kurvaanyad [433/1035] has come upon Joska [18/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:45:01 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/10/14 19:41:07] Darwick [257/906] has come upon kurvaanyad [758/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:02:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/10/14 19:46:04] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:37:35 is added to his clock.
[07/11/14 03:47:47] kurvaanyad [819/1035] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [1153/1270] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:34:24 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/11/14 08:47:44] peta [143/944] has come upon kurvaanyad [536/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:21:24 is added to peta's clock.
[07/12/14 12:52:59] kurvaanyad was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:35 towards level 65.
[07/12/14 14:32:21] kurvaanyad [427/1035] has come upon GDI [81/922] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:25:57 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/12/14 14:53:33] kurvaanyad [107/1035] has come upon GDI [616/922] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:40:39 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/12/14 21:51:55] kurvaanyad stole kocka's level 82 tunic while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 62 tunic behind, which kocka then takes.
[07/13/14 06:09:03] kurvaanyad caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:30 towards level 65.
[07/13/14 17:09:33] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 58. 0 days, 01:04:08 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 65.
[07/14/14 10:49:34] lejah [477/1100] has come upon kurvaanyad [350/1053] and rocked it! 0 days, 23:56:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/14/14 13:09:54] lejah [218/1100] has come upon kurvaanyad [286/1053] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:05:53 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/14/14 17:50:34] lejah [669/1087] has come upon kurvaanyad [158/1053] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:52:12 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/15/14 10:25:48] kurvaanyad bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:41 towards level 65.
[07/15/14 14:53:33] lejah [1077/1087] has come upon kurvaanyad [556/1053] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:56:28 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/16/14 08:47:47] kurvaanyad [546/1053] has come upon m00 [471/900] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:10:04 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/16/14 23:54:56] kurvaanyad set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:32 from level 65.
[07/17/14 01:30:14] kurvaanyad [613/1053] has come upon CaptianObvious [626/1045] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/17/14 07:05:11] kurvaanyad [362/1053] has come upon [Sanyi] [801/882] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 19:02:17 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/17/14 14:56:03] lejah [328/890] has come upon kurvaanyad [668/1053] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:51:38 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/17/14 22:41:16] Sanyi [125/756] has come upon kurvaanyad [626/1053] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 19:59:47 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[07/18/14 09:38:42] lejah [621/890] has come upon kurvaanyad [913/1053] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:22:09 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/18/14 16:25:04] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 112 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:05:13 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 66.
[07/18/14 19:33:07] kurvaanyad [935/1053] has come upon Kiinga [480/643] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 13:43:43 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/18/14 20:47:44] kurvaanyad [113/1053] has come upon koszik [191/821] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 21:02:58 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/18/14 21:20:22] lejah [65/890] has come upon kurvaanyad [1050/1053] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:01:44 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/19/14 11:49:58] kocka, kurvaanyad, and endre [253/2659] have team battled Kiinga, GDI, and gyilkos [253/2669] and won! 0 days, 22:09:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/14 05:21:49] endre, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/14 10:45:39] lejah [633/907] has come upon kurvaanyad [1004/1053] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 11:57:52 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/21/14 03:22:19] kurvaanyad was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:01:35 towards level 66.
[07/21/14 05:36:12] CaptianObvious, Edina, and Reggie [436/2707] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad [899/2765] and lost! 3 days, 03:23:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/14 09:42:18] kurvaanyad lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:24:06 from level 66.
[07/21/14 12:17:47] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 15 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:05:20 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 66.
[07/21/14 13:47:47] Sanyi [701/842] has come upon kurvaanyad [439/1053] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 18:12:13 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/21/14 16:13:25] kurvaanyad bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:05:56 towards level 66.
[07/21/14 23:47:47] kurvaanyad [877/1053] has come upon endre [476/608] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 00:22:15 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/22/14 19:29:38] kurvaanyad bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:40:39 towards level 66.
[07/22/14 19:47:48] kurvaanyad [587/1053] has come upon md5 [717/738] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 13:45:51 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/22/14 21:53:08] m00, Sanyi, and md5 [1247/2480] have team battled kurvaanyad, Darwick, and kocka [129/2937] and won! 0 days, 08:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/14 01:19:05] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, Reggie, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/14 06:00:49] kurvaanyad got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:15:45 from level 66.
[07/23/14 11:59:56] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 07:07:19 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[07/23/14 15:40:28] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 16:35:12 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[07/23/14 23:47:38] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/14 05:08:17] kurvaanyad [211/1053] has come upon Kiinga [353/643] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 02:59:28 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/24/14 16:47:48] kurvaanyad [504/1053] has come upon CaptianObvious [822/1048] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:44:42 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/24/14 23:23:29] kurvaanyad [477/1053] has come upon peta [506/944] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 06:13:47 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/25/14 13:25:32] kocka, md5, and kurvaanyad [2127/2812] have team battled Kiinga, gyilkos, and koszik [1110/2568] and won! 0 days, 08:13:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/14 08:42:45] Kiinga, m00, and kurvaanyad [1302/2596] have team battled Sanyi, lejah, and [Sanyi] [610/2631] and won! 0 days, 00:47:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/14 22:20:15] GDI, kurvaanyad, Reggie, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/14 19:47:44] Reggie [630/964] has come upon kurvaanyad [67/1053] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:11:09 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[07/28/14 02:19:10] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and m00 [1163/3014] have team battled [Sanyi], kocka, and lejah [751/2787] and won! 1 day, 23:13:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/14 11:15:29] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 08:23:30 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[07/29/14 10:12:11] koszik [712/821] has come upon kurvaanyad [169/1053] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:53:46 is removed from koszik's clock.
[07/29/14 10:24:52] koszik [754/821] has come upon kurvaanyad [360/1053] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:40:44 is removed from koszik's clock.
[07/29/14 10:24:52] koszik has dealt kurvaanyad a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:23:35 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/29/14 16:47:48] kurvaanyad [474/1053] has come upon DarwickAK [693/1069] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:25:24 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/29/14 19:41:41] kurvaanyad lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:00:19 from level 66.
[07/30/14 03:17:06] koszik [74/821] has come upon kurvaanyad [454/1053] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:42:50 is added to koszik's clock.
[07/30/14 10:57:37] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 21:13:10 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[07/31/14 03:47:48] kurvaanyad [663/1053] has come upon Darwick [566/906] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:15:14 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/31/14 13:47:48] kurvaanyad [157/1053] has come upon Kiinga [139/643] and rocked it! 0 days, 12:36:02 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/01/14 10:21:52] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and koszik [1420/2748] have team battled kurvaanyad, GDI, and Reggie [1817/2947] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/14 10:39:52] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:12:53 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[08/01/14 14:34:42] Darwick, koszik, and CaptianObvious [1558/2772] have team battled gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and m00 [2278/3070] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/14 19:36:21] Kiinga, kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/14 20:21:57] kurvaanyad ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:49 from level 66.
[08/02/14 00:35:23] kurvaanyad [113/1053] has come upon Kiinga [159/670] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/02/14 00:47:47] Kiinga [280/670] has come upon kurvaanyad [857/1053] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:02:24 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[08/02/14 13:28:04] kurvaanyad [900/1053] has come upon DarwickAK [642/1069] and rocked it! 9 days, 13:13:19 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/02/14 22:50:57] Edina, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/14 02:21:03] Sanyi, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [95/2565] have team battled Edina, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [2504/2621] and lost! 6 days, 21:45:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/14 11:47:47] peta [132/944] has come upon kurvaanyad [765/1053] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:57:33 is added to peta's clock.
[08/04/14 13:07:53] kurvaanyad had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:35:17 towards level 67.
[08/04/14 13:53:51] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 3 with their belt. 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 67.
[08/05/14 08:43:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 4 days, 01:12:41 toward level 67.
[08/05/14 13:44:54] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 0. 0 days, 01:06:19 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 67.
[08/06/14 04:47:45] kurvaanyad [440/1053] has come upon Ajvorl [303/542] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 06:44:16 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/07/14 10:47:44] m00 [545/913] has come upon kurvaanyad [179/1053] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 10:36:12 is removed from m00's clock.
[08/08/14 06:47:49] kurvaanyad [473/1053] has come upon koszik [301/818] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 19:07:46 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/08/14 11:47:45] gyilkos [56/830] has come upon kurvaanyad [888/1053] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:50:29 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/08/14 21:24:29] kurvaanyad met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:41:56 from level 67.
[08/09/14 04:54:59] [Sanyi] [195/895] has come upon kurvaanyad [551/1053] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/09/14 13:09:28] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 3 with their belt. 0 days, 01:06:21 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 67.
[08/09/14 17:49:46] Edina, Kiinga, kurvaanyad, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/14 08:29:00] Reggie [268/983] has come upon kurvaanyad [637/1053] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:28:41 is added to Reggie's clock.
[08/10/14 08:47:49] peta [443/944] has come upon kurvaanyad [796/1053] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:50:56 is added to peta's clock.
[08/10/14 13:02:40] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/14 13:47:49] kurvaanyad [588/1053] has come upon m00 [222/930] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:01:21 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/10/14 23:47:48] kurvaanyad [1035/1078] has come upon gyilkos [473/830] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:50:15 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/11/14 09:11:09] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 85 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:06:43 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 67.
[08/11/14 12:04:22] gyilkos [615/830] has come upon kurvaanyad [493/1078] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:27:14 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/12/14 00:47:47] kurvaanyad [802/1078] has come upon GDI [383/913] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:25:22 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/12/14 09:02:15] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 12:35:31 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[08/12/14 17:15:39] kurvaanyad was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:35 towards level 67.
[08/12/14 20:36:33] kurvaanyad was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:20 towards level 67.
[08/12/14 22:28:52] kurvaanyad gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:47 towards level 67.
[08/13/14 06:47:46] gyilkos [516/830] has come upon kurvaanyad [352/1078] and rocked it! 11 days, 10:55:09 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/13/14 08:53:18] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 16:03:44 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[08/13/14 10:42:43] GDI, peta, and endre [1854/2503] have team battled gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and Ajvorl [2045/2542] and lost! 0 days, 03:32:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/14 12:33:51] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 41. 0 days, 01:06:56 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 67.
[08/13/14 16:35:21] kurvaanyad bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:34 towards level 67.
[08/13/14 20:44:17] kurvaanyad [651/1078] has come upon m00 [433/931] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:52:40 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/14/14 11:50:43] kurvaanyad [89/1078] has come upon md5 [27/745] and rocked it! 9 days, 17:18:08 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/14/14 12:47:47] gyilkos [502/830] has come upon kurvaanyad [203/1078] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 23:09:20 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/14/14 20:56:54] kurvaanyad, kocka, and Ajvorl [2680/2721] have team battled koszik, GDI, and Darwick [1495/2602] and won! 0 days, 00:23:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/14 08:08:26] kurvaanyad [136/1078] has come upon lejah [411/944] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 15:50:36 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/15/14 20:59:35] endre, peta, kurvaanyad, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/14 00:08:25] Darwick [808/831] has come upon kurvaanyad [556/1078] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 20:05:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/17/14 20:52:25] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:54:40 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[08/17/14 20:52:25] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 35 damage. 0 days, 01:07:29 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 68.
[08/17/14 22:48:10] kurvaanyad learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:37:25 towards level 68.
[08/18/14 01:08:26] kurvaanyad [326/1078] has come upon gyilkos [277/833] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 10:49:00 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/19/14 01:47:28] kurvaanyad [133/1078] has come upon [Sanyi] [388/895] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 01:07:24 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/19/14 03:58:29] kurvaanyad [297/1078] has come upon [Sanyi] [381/895] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 04:52:43 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/20/14 03:08:26] DarwickAK [105/1108] has come upon kurvaanyad [149/1078] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:17:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/20/14 05:34:20] Edina, kurvaanyad, and koszik [1866/2612] have team battled gyilkos, endre, and GDI [1922/2421] and lost! 0 days, 11:14:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/14 19:06:27] kurvaanyad bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:27:24 towards level 68.
[08/21/14 19:08:28] Reggie [630/1000] has come upon kurvaanyad [158/1078] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 20:32:53 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[08/22/14 08:53:24] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, koszik, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/14 18:14:52] kurvaanyad, koszik, and Sanyi [1933/2808] have team battled DarwickAK, Joska, and GDI [1487/3154] and won! 2 days, 01:56:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/14 20:08:27] GDI [717/958] has come upon kurvaanyad [209/1102] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:26:22 is removed from GDI's clock.
[08/23/14 16:28:23] kurvaanyad bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:03 towards level 68.
[08/23/14 21:08:25] peta [396/944] has come upon kurvaanyad [156/1102] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 12:33:16 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/24/14 02:08:27] kurvaanyad [625/1102] has come upon Kiinga [492/673] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 00:08:34 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/24/14 07:08:27] kurvaanyad [696/1102] has come upon IRPGbot [438/1226] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 05:33:43 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/24/14 16:09:11] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 48 with their belt. 0 days, 01:07:54 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 68.
[08/24/14 19:49:46] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:12:55 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[08/24/14 22:08:25] Sanyi [62/847] has come upon kurvaanyad [777/1102] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 18:16:34 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/25/14 16:00:22] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:16:55 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[08/27/14 09:26:33] kurvaanyad [224/1102] has come upon Joska [191/1088] and rocked it! 0 days, 18:39:20 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/27/14 10:08:27] kurvaanyad [629/1102] has come upon md5 [114/763] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:31:52 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/27/14 15:42:35] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 13:31:32 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[08/29/14 12:08:27] kurvaanyad [504/1102] has come upon Darwick [465/831] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:55:18 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/29/14 17:08:25] Sanyi [493/847] has come upon kurvaanyad [304/1102] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 04:34:41 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/30/14 02:24:17] kurvaanyad [525/1102] has come upon Ajvorl [579/711] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 01:44:44 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/30/14 06:53:57] m00 [54/920] has come upon kurvaanyad [299/1102] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 13:10:48 is added to m00's clock.
[08/30/14 15:15:52] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 02:03:45 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[08/30/14 21:57:42] kurvaanyad found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:02:57 towards level 69.
[08/31/14 12:34:22] md5, Reggie, and DarwickAK [228/2877] have team battled [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, and peta [154/2989] and won! 0 days, 11:00:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/14 17:20:47] kurvaanyad, Reggie, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/14 02:01:36] Reggie [508/1000] has come upon kurvaanyad [511/1102] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 18:50:20 is added to Reggie's clock.
[09/01/14 16:30:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 18 days, 12:44:16 toward level 69.
[09/01/14 18:38:46] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 09:00:43 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[09/02/14 06:27:47] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, Reggie, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/14 11:08:25] Darwick [118/831] has come upon kurvaanyad [685/1102] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:06:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/03/14 12:42:24] koszik [388/811] has come upon kurvaanyad [266/1102] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 09:57:41 is removed from koszik's clock.
[09/03/14 17:08:25] m00 [431/933] has come upon kurvaanyad [226/1102] and rocked it! 8 days, 22:37:02 is removed from m00's clock.
[09/03/14 17:08:25] In the fierce battle, kurvaanyad dropped his level 57 set of leggings! m00 picks it up, tossing his old level 50 set of leggings to kurvaanyad.
[09/04/14 08:08:25] kurvaanyad [642/1096] has come upon IRPGbot [856/1219] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 19:01:36 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/04/14 13:08:26] kurvaanyad [212/1096] has come upon CaptianObvious [542/1057] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:23:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/04/14 14:31:39] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 10:13:17 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[09/05/14 04:08:26] koszik [257/800] has come upon kurvaanyad [710/1096] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:22:48 is added to koszik's clock.
[09/05/14 09:08:27] Darwick [400/837] has come upon kurvaanyad [1062/1096] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:04:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/06/14 11:44:51] koszik, CaptianObvious, and Kiinga [1090/2540] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [2696/2744] and lost! 0 days, 07:05:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/14 03:59:47] kurvaanyad, Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/14 11:08:26] CaptianObvious [129/1057] has come upon kurvaanyad [933/1096] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:36:05 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/08/14 02:16:58] [Sanyi], GDI, kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/14 15:43:48] kurvaanyad [786/1116] has come upon Kiinga [336/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 11:15:31 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/09/14 03:38:13] Joska, m00, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/14 13:08:27] Edina [626/736] has come upon kurvaanyad [152/1116] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 05:10:04 is removed from Edina's clock.
[09/09/14 17:27:55] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 68. 0 days, 01:09:40 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 70.
[09/10/14 00:42:57] md5, GDI, and Reggie [2103/2748] have team battled peta, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [1325/2965] and won! 1 day, 23:04:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/14 04:08:27] kurvaanyad [908/1116] has come upon peta [427/1012] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 09:23:01 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/10/14 23:57:35] kurvaanyad has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:56:05 from level 70.
[09/11/14 15:55:36] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:37:29 towards level 70.
[09/11/14 17:10:02] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 05:39:14 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[09/13/14 02:08:25] m00 [89/940] has come upon kurvaanyad [192/1116] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to m00's clock.
[09/13/14 07:08:24] Kiinga [612/683] has come upon kurvaanyad [880/1116] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 03:15:59 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/14/14 01:44:58] kurvaanyad [830/1116] has come upon peta [1008/1012] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 20:50:06 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/14/14 03:08:25] Edina [454/736] has come upon kurvaanyad [1005/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 13:55:16 is added to Edina's clock.
[09/14/14 07:32:29] DarwickAK [912/1092] has come upon kurvaanyad [888/1116] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 08:55:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/14/14 08:08:28] [Sanyi] [576/1089] has come upon kurvaanyad [524/1116] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 05:18:15 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/14/14 11:14:31] gyilkos, m00, and CaptianObvious [1938/2860] have team battled Sanyi, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK [1478/3057] and won! 0 days, 02:21:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/14 16:43:12] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 09:05:27 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[09/14/14 23:08:27] Edina [454/736] has come upon kurvaanyad [804/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 00:10:26 is added to Edina's clock.
[09/15/14 03:28:51] Ajvorl, Joska, Edina, and kurvaanyad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/14 02:36:46] GDI, peta, kurvaanyad, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/14 16:25:26] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 15:50:54 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[09/18/14 01:04:51] Kiinga, kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/14 07:08:24] kurvaanyad [972/1116] has come upon Darwick [773/841] and rocked it! 0 days, 08:59:44 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/18/14 09:35:12] kurvaanyad ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:50 from level 70.
[09/18/14 12:08:25] m00 [726/940] has come upon kurvaanyad [26/1116] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 15:42:57 is removed from m00's clock.
[09/19/14 14:23:34] kurvaanyad caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:10 towards level 70.
[09/20/14 01:34:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 0 days, 00:11:03 toward level 70.
[09/20/14 01:45:46] kurvaanyad [563/1116] has come upon Reggie [516/1008] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/20/14 01:45:46] kurvaanyad has dealt Reggie a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:09:58 is added to Reggie's clock.
[09/20/14 02:38:55] koszik, kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious [298/2977] have team battled DarwickAK, md5, and endre [894/2648] and lost! 5 days, 04:04:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/14 12:09:13] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 17:46:21 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[09/20/14 19:08:27] kurvaanyad [334/1116] has come upon gyilkos [851/883] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 17:25:07 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/22/14 07:24:10] endre, kurvaanyad, Reggie, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/14 07:55:51] Sanyi [155/866] has come upon kurvaanyad [897/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 10:47:14 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/23/14 09:56:58] Reggie, GDI, and m00 [2576/2968] have team battled md5, kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious [2569/2955] and won! 0 days, 00:34:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/14 16:22:12] kurvaanyad [869/1116] has come upon endre [506/806] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 04:50:38 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/24/14 03:08:28] md5 [447/778] has come upon kurvaanyad [549/1116] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:07:39 is added to md5's clock.
[09/24/14 11:33:32] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 04:51:29 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[09/24/14 14:16:28] kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, and kocka [2792/3003] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and Joska [2145/2803] and won! 0 days, 01:17:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/14 23:35:30] kurvaanyad hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:02:23 towards level 71.
[09/25/14 22:50:35] kurvaanyad [126/1116] has come upon endre [800/806] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:35:37 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/26/14 14:11:43] kurvaanyad was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:21:50 from level 71.
[09/26/14 14:56:14] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 136 with their belt. 0 days, 01:10:08 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 71.
[09/27/14 23:44:05] CaptianObvious [215/1061] has come upon kurvaanyad [41/1116] and rocked it! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/28/14 00:28:31] gyilkos, koszik, and kurvaanyad [2066/2775] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and Joska [321/3034] and won! 0 days, 06:51:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/14 12:08:25] kurvaanyad [812/1116] has come upon Ajvorl [353/844] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:04:52 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/28/14 12:08:25] kurvaanyad has dealt Ajvorl a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:58:29 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[09/28/14 16:26:27] GDI, gyilkos, and kurvaanyad [602/2965] have team battled Kiinga, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious [2213/2603] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/14 17:08:25] DarwickAK [694/1064] has come upon kurvaanyad [568/1116] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 08:40:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/14 14:41:52] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:36 towards level 71.
[09/30/14 00:16:07] DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, and endre [1813/3031] have team battled Sanyi, [Sanyi], and peta [898/2971] and won! 0 days, 01:53:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/14 07:39:07] kurvaanyad, GDI, and md5 [2491/2884] have team battled endre, Ajvorl, and Sanyi [2065/2561] and won! 1 day, 01:16:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/14 09:08:25] Edina [99/736] has come upon kurvaanyad [730/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:38:30 is added to Edina's clock.
[09/30/14 20:33:22] Joska, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/14 10:08:27] kurvaanyad [65/1116] has come upon [Sanyi] [41/1091] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 19:45:36 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/01/14 14:11:48] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 00:33:46 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[10/02/14 01:08:27] Reggie [292/1000] has come upon kurvaanyad [1101/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:49:09 is added to Reggie's clock.
[10/02/14 10:22:18] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 15 damage. 0 days, 01:10:46 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 71.
[10/02/14 16:08:25] kurvaanyad [1098/1116] has come upon endre [764/851] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:48:37 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/03/14 05:49:34] Kiinga [347/676] has come upon kurvaanyad [616/1116] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 12:26:11 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[10/03/14 06:59:04] Reggie [761/1000] has come upon kurvaanyad [591/1116] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 09:00:45 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[10/04/14 01:53:42] kurvaanyad ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:55 from level 71.
[10/05/14 06:15:26] kurvaanyad bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:11 from level 71.
[10/05/14 08:55:12] kurvaanyad [973/1116] has come upon CaptianObvious [251/1061] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/06/14 01:00:59] [Sanyi] [1084/1098] has come upon kurvaanyad [641/1116] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 05:03:44 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/06/14 13:13:23] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/14 06:20:54] gyilkos, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [1223/2651] have team battled Darwick, peta, and md5 [1215/2647] and won! 2 days, 17:49:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/14 09:37:57] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 17:42:56 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[10/09/14 03:08:27] kurvaanyad [849/1116] has come upon m00 [639/970] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 22:24:49 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/09/14 18:08:28] kurvaanyad [202/1116] has come upon gyilkos [420/859] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 20:44:42 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/10/14 09:11:45] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 04:11:59 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[10/10/14 10:39:36] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:30:34 is added to his clock.
[10/11/14 16:08:56] kurvaanyad [934/1116] has come upon GDI [550/990] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:05:41 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/11/14 17:37:50] kurvaanyad grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:04 towards level 72.
[10/12/14 11:08:25] kurvaanyad [582/1116] has come upon koszik [146/850] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:42:57 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/13/14 12:08:28] kurvaanyad [690/1116] has come upon [Sanyi] [343/1089] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:19:18 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/14/14 01:08:22] Suki [91/236] has come upon kurvaanyad [956/1116] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:06:52 is added to Suki's clock.
[10/14/14 12:16:46] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 14:18:17 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[10/14/14 16:47:25] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:08:57 is added to his clock.
[10/15/14 01:38:29] Joska, peta, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/14 08:27:17] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:15:12 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[10/15/14 21:40:41] Suki [21/599] has come upon kurvaanyad [967/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Suki's clock.
[10/15/14 23:34:14] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, Reggie, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/14 23:36:00] kurvaanyad [917/1116] has come upon Ajvorl [696/868] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:43:47 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/16/14 11:10:32] kurvaanyad [194/1116] has come upon GDI [928/994] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 05:14:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/16/14 20:08:27] CaptianObvious [906/1068] has come upon kurvaanyad [626/1116] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 11:44:10 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/16/14 23:24:51] Reggie [531/1005] has come upon kurvaanyad [352/1116] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:19:37 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[10/17/14 08:09:31] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 19:55:11 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[10/17/14 23:20:13] peta, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/14 08:00:49] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 05:22:53 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[10/19/14 08:08:27] peta [936/1014] has come upon kurvaanyad [393/1116] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:31:32 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/20/14 15:20:12] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/14 19:08:26] Edina [521/737] has come upon kurvaanyad [1040/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 12:34:21 is added to Edina's clock.
[10/21/14 07:34:03] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:22:36 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[10/21/14 11:42:26] kurvaanyad was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:00:20 from level 73.
[10/21/14 20:08:26] GDI [694/994] has come upon kurvaanyad [26/1116] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 16:58:33 is removed from GDI's clock.
[10/22/14 01:08:26] kurvaanyad [773/1116] has come upon Ajvorl [581/868] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 02:03:24 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/22/14 07:25:06] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:21:35 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[10/22/14 11:05:43] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 20:26:39 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[10/22/14 11:08:26] m00 [936/979] has come upon kurvaanyad [573/1116] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:24:57 is removed from m00's clock.
[10/22/14 16:08:25] kurvaanyad [331/1116] has come upon Ajvorl [309/868] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 01:45:53 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/22/14 19:57:58] kurvaanyad [68/1116] has come upon [Sanyi] [232/1089] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 05:37:46 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/23/14 10:56:41] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 10:44:24 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[10/24/14 08:08:24] endre [220/861] has come upon kurvaanyad [1027/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 10:52:47 is added to endre's clock.
[10/24/14 12:18:38] endre, m00, kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/14 00:08:28] md5 [752/796] has come upon kurvaanyad [757/1116] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 10:38:43 is added to md5's clock.
[10/26/14 09:08:24] m00 [575/982] has come upon kurvaanyad [563/1116] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 01:10:28 is removed from m00's clock.
[10/26/14 20:41:03] endre, m00, kurvaanyad, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/14 04:20:13] kurvaanyad [931/1116] has come upon Edina [421/737] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:02:36 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/28/14 14:43:31] kurvaanyad [778/1116] has come upon peta [824/1053] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/29/14 22:24:45] Edina, [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/14 01:30:56] kurvaanyad was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:16:34 towards level 74.
[10/31/14 04:10:32] Joska [443/1130] has come upon kurvaanyad [390/1116] and rocked it! 8 days, 19:17:17 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/31/14 11:25:35] Reggie [434/1009] has come upon kurvaanyad [200/1116] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 15:39:57 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[10/31/14 19:10:31] kurvaanyad [309/1116] has come upon CaptianObvious [192/1065] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 20:58:30 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/02/14 20:32:42] kurvaanyad grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:22:55 towards level 74.
[11/02/14 20:39:05] kurvaanyad was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:32:35 towards level 74.
[11/03/14 02:10:32] DarwickAK [4/1060] has come upon kurvaanyad [877/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:40:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/07/14 04:20:11] kurvaanyad, koszik, and peta [1472/3046] have team battled [Sanyi], gyilkos, and m00 [974/3417] and won! 1 day, 06:28:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/14 05:51:53] Ajvorl, endre, [Sanyi], and kurvaanyad have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/14 06:10:32] Reggie [885/1009] has come upon kurvaanyad [1005/1116] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 04:06:59 is added to Reggie's clock.
[11/07/14 15:26:38] kurvaanyad got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:30:26 from level 74.
[11/08/14 07:34:32] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 46. 0 days, 01:13:40 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 74.
[11/09/14 23:10:29] GDI [141/1001] has come upon kurvaanyad [271/1116] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:19:25 is added to GDI's clock.
[11/12/14 03:18:36] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 05:47:27 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[11/12/14 10:49:53] kurvaanyad, Reggie, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/14 11:32:52] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:45 towards level 74.
[11/13/14 12:10:28] kurvaanyad [578/1123] has come upon kocka [872/1039] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:16:17 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/14/14 11:37:19] CaptianObvious [698/1050] has come upon kurvaanyad [264/1123] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:28:22 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/15/14 10:55:21] kurvaanyad [153/1123] has come upon Joska [970/1141] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:07:19 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/16/14 16:15:35] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and Edina [1784/3110] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK [2257/3076] and lost! 0 days, 05:56:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/14 03:39:29] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 23 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:13:03 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 74.
[11/17/14 19:14:39] [Sanyi], Kiinga, kurvaanyad, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/14 23:09:43] kurvaanyad [72/1123] has come upon [Sanyi] [1133/1307] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:26:36 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/18/14 00:52:42] kurvaanyad sharpened the edge of his weapon! kurvaanyad's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/14 01:28:14] kurvaanyad got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:20:00 from level 74.
[11/20/14 00:08:59] Joska, GDI, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/14 06:12:35] Ajvorl, GDI, and Reggie [1362/2948] have team battled Edina, kurvaanyad, and koszik [775/2797] and won! 1 day, 09:51:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/14 11:53:53] kurvaanyad [295/1153] has come upon Reggie [636/1028] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 10:02:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/21/14 06:55:22] kurvaanyad [964/1153] has come upon [Sanyi] [434/1307] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 04:03:38 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/21/14 16:55:25] CaptianObvious [174/1068] has come upon kurvaanyad [1073/1153] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:17:20 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/22/14 02:17:44] kurvaanyad [707/1153] has come upon [Sanyi] [15/1307] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 09:08:44 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/22/14 06:21:38] kurvaanyad, Reggie, and Edina [40/2934] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and md5 [1679/3015] and lost! 0 days, 06:44:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/14 13:55:21] Reggie [504/1028] has come upon kurvaanyad [1006/1153] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:21:02 is added to Reggie's clock.
[11/23/14 14:31:08] kurvaanyad, Sanyi, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/14 02:37:10] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 18:36:54 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[11/24/14 02:37:10] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 234 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:14:30 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 75.
[11/24/14 11:18:31] kocka [53/1039] has come upon kurvaanyad [1012/1153] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:42:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/24/14 17:40:56] kurvaanyad stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:45:06 towards level 75.
[11/25/14 11:23:50] Edina, GDI, kurvaanyad, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/14 11:50:07] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [562/3251] have team battled GDI, [Sanyi], and kurvaanyad [1674/3506] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/14 14:11:58] endre, peta, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/14 08:55:23] Kiinga [91/701] has come upon kurvaanyad [337/1161] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 21:14:53 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/28/14 12:06:34] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:02:02 is added to his clock.
[11/29/14 11:34:13] Luke [298/307] has come upon kurvaanyad [517/1161] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to Luke's clock.
[11/30/14 04:19:34] Luke [140/343] has come upon kurvaanyad [380/1161] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to Luke's clock.
[11/30/14 20:55:22] md5 [763/1079] has come upon kurvaanyad [650/1161] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 17:15:14 is removed from md5's clock.
[11/30/14 21:54:15] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 21:29:46 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[12/01/14 09:45:01] kurvaanyad was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:53:59 towards level 75.
[12/01/14 16:55:24] Ajvorl [518/1114] has come upon kurvaanyad [870/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:52:12 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[12/01/14 19:59:36] kurvaanyad was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:59:33 towards level 75.
[12/02/14 21:36:27] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 19:19:08 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[12/03/14 03:55:25] endre [578/838] has come upon kurvaanyad [167/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 14:53:25 is removed from endre's clock.
[12/03/14 13:18:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 1 day, 23:49:41 toward level 75.
[12/03/14 14:29:29] m00, kocka, and koszik [14/2764] have team battled Reggie, Luke, and kurvaanyad [2486/2678] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/14 18:55:23] Edina [410/753] has come upon kurvaanyad [259/1161] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 06:59:18 is removed from Edina's clock.
[12/04/14 14:55:24] GDI [520/1022] has come upon kurvaanyad [642/1161] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 16:35:56 is added to GDI's clock.
[12/04/14 19:55:22] kurvaanyad [1081/1161] has come upon DarwickAK [282/1077] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:51:06 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/05/14 16:36:22] kurvaanyad [904/1161] has come upon Darwick [506/877] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 09:13:46 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/05/14 22:59:40] kurvaanyad found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:04:29 towards level 76.
[12/06/14 06:28:50] Luke [403/564] has come upon kurvaanyad [969/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Luke's clock.
[12/07/14 00:41:15] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 05:57:50 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[12/07/14 02:57:35] kurvaanyad, Edina, and gyilkos [1977/3030] have team battled Reggie, Ajvorl, and CaptianObvious [158/3217] and won! 0 days, 14:10:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/14 12:55:24] kurvaanyad [840/1161] has come upon gyilkos [1058/1108] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 06:49:35 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/09/14 07:28:56] CaptianObvious [453/1069] has come upon kurvaanyad [147/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:37:14 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/10/14 15:12:02] kurvaanyad was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:32:18 from level 76.
[12/11/14 14:02:45] Sanyi [568/890] has come upon kurvaanyad [1108/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 07:38:11 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/12/14 02:04:49] Joska, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/14 20:07:11] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 19:55:23 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[12/13/14 07:48:27] kurvaanyad [1115/1161] has come upon Joska [374/1001] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:32:23 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/13/14 23:55:22] CaptianObvious [325/1038] has come upon kurvaanyad [1101/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:22:58 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/14/14 17:45:41] d-__-b [3/177] has come upon kurvaanyad [1152/1161] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:13:05 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[12/14/14 20:49:46] kurvaanyad was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:38 towards level 76.
[12/15/14 10:55:24] m00 [699/874] has come upon kurvaanyad [203/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 23:49:55 is removed from m00's clock.
[12/16/14 01:55:23] kurvaanyad [158/1161] has come upon peta [119/998] and rocked it! 1 day, 03:48:35 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/16/14 05:41:53] kurvaanyad EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:40 from level 76.
[12/17/14 12:55:23] kurvaanyad [935/1161] has come upon GDI [300/1022] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:15:37 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/17/14 19:22:47] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 20:17:39 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[12/17/14 20:37:05] peta, koszik, and kurvaanyad [3120/3254] have team battled kocka, Reggie, and Darwick [1401/2940] and won! 0 days, 02:38:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/14 21:18:11] CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [2516/2985] have team battled koszik, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [2294/3349] and won! 0 days, 08:18:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 13:55:25] koszik [152/1091] has come upon kurvaanyad [341/1161] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 00:17:48 is added to koszik's clock.
[12/18/14 23:55:22] gyilkos [12/1129] has come upon kurvaanyad [105/1161] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:06:17 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/20/14 02:20:34] kurvaanyad [645/1161] has come upon DarwickAK [1032/1068] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 06:43:13 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/20/14 05:55:22] CaptianObvious [196/1038] has come upon kurvaanyad [680/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:23:33 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/20/14 16:07:35] koszik, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad [3195/3320] have team battled endre, CaptianObvious, and peta [490/2887] and won! 0 days, 16:40:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/14 10:50:04] Darwick, Sanyi, and kurvaanyad [935/2951] have team battled koszik, Reggie, and Edina [684/2891] and won! 4 days, 12:51:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/14 16:55:21] gyilkos [831/1129] has come upon kurvaanyad [100/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 04:00:06 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/22/14 14:36:58] Sanyi [553/905] has come upon kurvaanyad [128/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:58:22 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/23/14 06:24:11] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:41:20 towards level 77.
[12/24/14 22:00:51] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 23 days, 04:59:31 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[12/26/14 06:55:24] kurvaanyad [1142/1161] has come upon GDI [969/1016] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 06:53:27 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/26/14 18:02:26] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 16:34:35 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[12/26/14 18:02:26] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 90 damage. 0 days, 01:16:13 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 77.
[12/26/14 19:00:07] Luke [502/585] has come upon kurvaanyad [533/1161] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Luke's clock.
[12/27/14 02:55:21] kurvaanyad [709/1161] has come upon gyilkos [77/1129] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 05:37:14 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/27/14 03:18:14] kurvaanyad, Reggie, and CaptianObvious [2229/3215] have team battled Luke, [Sanyi], and kocka [2566/2986] and lost! 4 days, 04:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/14 22:33:03] Ajvorl, peta, kurvaanyad, and Reggie have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/14 23:56:21] Joska, kurvaanyad, and gyilkos [2477/3274] have team battled DarwickAK, m00, and d-__-b [2338/2497] and won! 2 days, 17:32:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/14 22:53:04] Reggie [398/1016] has come upon kurvaanyad [192/1161] and rocked it! 7 days, 06:08:51 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[12/28/14 23:30:31] d-__-b, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga [709/2353] have team battled m00, Edina, and DarwickAK [2352/2732] and lost! 0 days, 00:51:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/14 05:32:07] Edina [44/789] has come upon kurvaanyad [82/1161] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 11:24:37 is added to Edina's clock.
[12/29/14 12:32:28] Reggie, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad [732/3245] have team battled d-__-b, lqx, and Sanyi [777/1864] and lost! 2 days, 18:57:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/14 20:02:45] peta, Edina, and Ajvorl [2892/2927] have team battled kurvaanyad, koszik, and Darwick [465/3212] and won! 0 days, 12:31:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/14 20:07:50] kurvaanyad slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kurvaanyad's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/29/14 20:26:32] kurvaanyad ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:30:30 from level 77.
[12/30/14 07:39:46] kurvaanyad was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:42:26 from level 77.
[12/31/14 07:39:35] m00 [436/880] has come upon kurvaanyad [560/1154] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 20:27:47 is added to m00's clock.
[12/31/14 11:55:23] kurvaanyad [1091/1154] has come upon Joska [883/984] and rocked it! 3 days, 01:11:11 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/31/14 20:58:13] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 14:56:07 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[01/02/15 02:01:12] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/15 16:59:46] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 11:21:08 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[01/03/15 02:49:33] kurvaanyad lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:16:33 from level 77.
[01/03/15 12:20:03] kocka [205/1039] has come upon kurvaanyad [771/1154] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 22:02:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/03/15 16:50:51] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 6 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:16:14 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 77.
[01/03/15 23:24:07] Darwick [859/909] has come upon kurvaanyad [812/1154] and rocked it! 13 days, 03:28:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/04/15 00:55:24] Joska [252/978] has come upon kurvaanyad [60/1154] and rocked it! 2 days, 15:32:42 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/04/15 18:28:21] Kiinga, endre, and CaptianObvious [1856/2556] have team battled kurvaanyad, Reggie, and lqx [862/2657] and won! 3 days, 10:17:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/15 18:46:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kurvaanyad with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:46:43 from level 77.
[01/06/15 01:06:16] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:21:34 is added to his clock.
[01/06/15 08:39:12] kurvaanyad [430/1159] has come upon Kiinga [397/671] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 10:06:08 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/06/15 12:55:22] kurvaanyad [681/1159] has come upon d-__-b [465/579] and rocked it! 5 days, 13:23:58 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/06/15 19:13:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 19 days, 21:43:11 toward level 78.
[01/07/15 19:55:28] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 32 damage. 0 days, 01:17:27 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 78.
[01/07/15 23:57:24] kurvaanyad [702/1159] has come upon m00 [765/880] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 20:55:01 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/08/15 11:45:53] peta, Joska, and gyilkos [602/3276] have team battled koszik, Darwick, and kurvaanyad [959/3203] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/15 12:47:31] kurvaanyad [901/1159] has come upon peta [489/1019] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 06:41:33 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/08/15 16:05:57] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 22:43:40 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[01/10/15 01:57:24] kurvaanyad [1146/1159] has come upon koszik [571/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 02:13:35 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/10/15 11:32:47] kurvaanyad met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:28:46 from level 78.
[01/10/15 15:48:04] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 21:58:53 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[01/10/15 16:57:23] Reggie [215/1016] has come upon kurvaanyad [461/1159] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 08:22:40 is added to Reggie's clock.
[01/11/15 12:57:26] Darwick [624/909] has come upon kurvaanyad [1127/1159] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:24:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/11/15 17:38:07] kurvaanyad fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:46 from level 78.
[01/11/15 17:57:27] kurvaanyad [605/1159] has come upon peta [154/1024] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:24:19 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/12/15 01:14:55] kurvaanyad reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kurvaanyad's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/15 19:10:41] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 09:33:18 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[01/13/15 09:44:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 2 days, 14:38:42 toward level 78.
[01/13/15 23:23:02] gyilkos [1103/1279] has come upon kurvaanyad [3/1163] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 00:02:29 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/13/15 23:23:02] gyilkos [554/1279] has come upon kurvaanyad [250/1163] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 21:52:24 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/14/15 18:52:42] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:31:02 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[01/15/15 02:59:02] kurvaanyad [260/1163] has come upon Reggie [869/1016] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 19:38:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/15/15 06:19:20] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/15 07:57:26] kurvaanyad [1065/1163] has come upon Ajvorl [988/1113] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 06:16:46 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/16/15 12:57:23] kurvaanyad [708/1163] has come upon kocka [170/1086] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 20:31:52 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/17/15 01:41:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 24 days, 22:31:43 toward level 79.
[01/17/15 04:17:23] GDI, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi [2103/2977] have team battled kurvaanyad, m00, and DarwickAK [2343/3138] and lost! 6 days, 19:33:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/15 07:03:16] kurvaanyad invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:35 towards level 79.
[01/17/15 08:51:47] kurvaanyad gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:24:34 towards level 79.
[01/18/15 14:57:27] kurvaanyad [350/1163] has come upon Ajvorl [195/1113] and rocked it! 1 day, 07:10:42 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/19/15 03:01:41] Edina [399/807] has come upon kurvaanyad [172/1163] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 19:06:20 is removed from Edina's clock.
[01/19/15 10:47:43] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:22 towards level 79.
[01/19/15 15:57:23] peta [164/1025] has come upon kurvaanyad [137/1163] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 04:46:11 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/19/15 15:57:23] In the fierce battle, kurvaanyad dropped his level 66 ring! peta picks it up, tossing his old level 56 ring to kurvaanyad.
[01/21/15 05:00:31] d-__-b [41/608] has come upon kurvaanyad [1063/1154] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:54:58 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[01/21/15 10:18:25] d-__-b [515/608] has come upon kurvaanyad [20/1154] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:25:36 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[01/22/15 04:35:25] kurvaanyad [97/1154] has come upon Joska [473/990] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:22:25 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/22/15 23:08:09] Joska, [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, and d-__-b have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/15 13:51:29] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:07:32 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[01/23/15 13:51:29] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 112 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:18:24 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 79.
[01/23/15 15:56:25] kurvaanyad got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:06:18 from level 79.
[01/23/15 19:47:00] kurvaanyad had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:19 towards level 79.
[01/23/15 23:07:26] d-__-b [560/608] has come upon kurvaanyad [485/1154] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 07:21:27 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[01/24/15 10:57:28] kurvaanyad [300/1154] has come upon koszik [972/1129] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:44:23 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/25/15 01:57:26] kurvaanyad [508/1154] has come upon Kiinga [20/821] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:51:56 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/25/15 20:49:52] kurvaanyad [180/1154] has come upon kocka [308/1086] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 14:38:24 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/26/15 00:27:31] kurvaanyad found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:32:39 towards level 80.
[01/27/15 01:04:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 17 days, 04:18:10 toward level 80.
[01/27/15 16:56:17] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 23. 0 days, 01:19:42 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 80.
[01/28/15 09:49:12] peta, kurvaanyad, Reggie, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/15 09:49:16] kurvaanyad [805/1154] has come upon peta [938/1036] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 18:24:44 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/28/15 20:23:43] kurvaanyad was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:14:08 towards level 80.
[01/29/15 02:43:54] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 10:46:32 is added to his clock.
[01/29/15 05:57:24] koszik [246/1129] has come upon kurvaanyad [1121/1154] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:52:17 is added to koszik's clock.
[01/29/15 10:37:32] koszik [296/1129] has come upon kurvaanyad [377/1154] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 10:51:50 is added to koszik's clock.
[01/29/15 12:57:50] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 04:10:47 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/31/15 18:06:25] kurvaanyad [473/1154] has come upon Ajvorl [893/1107] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:02:31 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/01/15 20:07:37] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 19:14:36 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[02/01/15 20:07:37] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 38 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:19:33 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 80.
[02/03/15 21:59:13] kurvaanyad caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:20:19 towards level 80.
[02/06/15 15:42:25] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 16. 0 days, 01:19:15 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 80.
[02/07/15 15:33:33] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 101 with their belt. 0 days, 01:19:12 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 80.
[02/07/15 17:39:16] CaptianObvious [230/1041] has come upon kurvaanyad [547/1166] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:47:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/08/15 19:05:08] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:17:49 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[02/09/15 20:41:13] peta, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/15 08:44:03] d-__-b [493/646] has come upon kurvaanyad [1041/1169] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:54:08 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[02/12/15 20:05:43] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:24:09 is added to his clock.
[02/13/15 06:01:06] kurvaanyad ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:03:12 from level 80.
[02/13/15 16:44:03] kurvaanyad [230/1169] has come upon kocka [774/1141] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:08:15 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/14/15 14:30:43] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:30:08 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[02/15/15 12:08:16] kurvaanyad [1102/1169] has come upon peta [751/1036] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:26:25 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/16/15 17:53:15] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 00:38:52 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[02/17/15 14:03:45] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:54:23 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[02/17/15 15:44:01] kurvaanyad [208/1169] has come upon peta [362/1036] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:57:10 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/17/15 23:12:13] kurvaanyad [1152/1169] has come upon peta [645/1036] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:51:43 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/19/15 05:54:20] GDI, kurvaanyad, Kiinga, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/15 14:32:26] kurvaanyad [1023/1169] has come upon GDI [1074/1096] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:29:22 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/19/15 19:28:49] kurvaanyad [725/1169] has come upon CaptianObvious [220/1041] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 00:52:24 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/19/15 22:44:00] kurvaanyad [813/1169] has come upon m00 [534/880] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 15:24:21 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/20/15 13:36:53] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 16:23:11 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[02/20/15 13:44:03] kurvaanyad [907/1169] has come upon Reggie [677/1023] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 00:46:12 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/20/15 21:24:54] kurvaanyad found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:26 towards level 81.
[02/21/15 02:44:00] kurvaanyad, endre, DarwickAK, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/15 05:33:03] kocka [1039/1159] has come upon kurvaanyad [399/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 00:24:59 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/21/15 07:44:38] David [303/447] has come upon kurvaanyad [290/1169] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:19:09 is removed from David's clock.
[02/22/15 11:46:07] d-__-b [472/797] has come upon kurvaanyad [1006/1169] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:07:55 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[02/22/15 16:59:40] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 1 damage. 0 days, 01:20:10 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 81.
[02/22/15 20:44:03] kurvaanyad [62/1169] has come upon koszik [51/1129] and rocked it! 4 days, 01:04:16 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/23/15 08:08:41] kurvaanyad stole [Sanyi]'s level 63 set of leggings while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 55 set of leggings behind, which [Sanyi] then takes.
[02/24/15 22:44:03] gyilkos [729/1279] has come upon kurvaanyad [473/1176] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 00:42:28 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/26/15 21:33:27] DarwickAK [715/1092] has come upon kurvaanyad [722/1176] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 10:08:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/27/15 03:55:55] kurvaanyad [1078/1176] has come upon GDI [127/1102] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 06:09:59 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/27/15 14:54:53] kurvaanyad [476/1176] has come upon peta [803/1037] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:59:37 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/27/15 16:54:32] m00, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/15 04:23:33] kurvaanyad got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:20:10 from level 81.
[03/02/15 08:56:17] kocka [566/1205] has come upon kurvaanyad [849/1182] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:28:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/02/15 15:48:00] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 03:48:27 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[03/03/15 02:29:46] Kiinga, [Sanyi], and kurvaanyad [19/3509] have team battled kocka, Sanyi, and Ajvorl [447/3254] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/15 19:44:01] kurvaanyad [59/1182] has come upon m00 [32/880] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 14:02:00 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/03/15 23:25:47] m00, David, and GDI [1983/2774] have team battled d-__-b, gyilkos, and kurvaanyad [3175/3286] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/15 00:13:38] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, Reggie, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/15 11:49:37] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 71 damage. 0 days, 01:20:02 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 81.
[03/04/15 21:08:53] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/15 06:38:54] koszik [986/1129] has come upon kurvaanyad [734/1182] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 23:02:40 is removed from koszik's clock.
[03/05/15 11:40:38] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:49:10 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[03/05/15 11:43:59] kurvaanyad [613/1182] has come upon kocka [625/1201] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:06:47 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/05/15 12:52:32] kurvaanyad [517/1182] has come upon peta [182/1042] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 19:30:21 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/06/15 04:37:09] kurvaanyad was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:21:46 from level 82.
[03/07/15 13:44:00] m00 [813/880] has come upon kurvaanyad [618/1182] and rocked it! 1 day, 20:05:33 is removed from m00's clock.
[03/07/15 15:03:10] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 09:12:47 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[03/07/15 18:44:01] kurvaanyad [796/1182] has come upon endre [855/1014] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 09:21:24 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/08/15 04:44:00] gyilkos [71/1281] has come upon kurvaanyad [130/1182] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:35:07 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/08/15 07:14:42] kurvaanyad was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:05:59 towards level 82.
[03/09/15 00:52:17] Darwick [813/899] has come upon kurvaanyad [696/1182] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:54:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/09/15 07:04:00] kurvaanyad bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:05:54 towards level 82.
[03/09/15 11:25:42] Reggie [994/1025] has come upon kurvaanyad [197/1182] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 01:44:44 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[03/10/15 19:09:24] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 103 with their belt. 0 days, 01:21:09 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 82.
[03/11/15 02:43:59] kurvaanyad [1099/1182] has come upon d-__-b [481/913] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 20:46:28 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/11/15 23:13:53] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, Reggie, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/15 11:01:47] DarwickAK [277/1092] has come upon kurvaanyad [1024/1182] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:34:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/12/15 15:10:59] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 15:39:26 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[03/12/15 15:10:59] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 1 with their belt. 0 days, 01:21:07 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 82.
[03/12/15 23:35:10] gyilkos [728/1281] has come upon kurvaanyad [91/1182] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 05:40:23 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/14/15 17:01:48] m00, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/15 06:44:03] Ajvorl [1108/1168] has come upon kurvaanyad [1177/1182] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 09:08:48 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[03/15/15 10:26:02] m00, GDI, and koszik [2525/3298] have team battled Edina, Sanyi, and kurvaanyad [1122/3050] and won! 1 day, 14:12:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/15 14:42:39] kurvaanyad grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:22:10 towards level 82.
[03/15/15 18:24:41] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 60 damage. 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 82.
[03/16/15 12:43:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 3 days, 19:33:12 toward level 82.
[03/16/15 12:44:02] Joska [363/993] has come upon kurvaanyad [923/1182] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 08:52:57 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/16/15 15:53:15] DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, and Joska [2047/3287] have team battled Reggie, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [1053/3494] and won! 2 days, 05:22:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/15 22:07:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 6 days, 13:42:58 toward level 82.
[03/17/15 01:22:05] kurvaanyad gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:04:02 towards level 82.
[03/17/15 06:54:21] kurvaanyad [591/1182] has come upon endre [631/1014] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 11:20:15 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/17/15 14:26:16] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:30:44 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[03/17/15 23:52:06] kurvaanyad [72/1182] has come upon Kiinga [672/991] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:23:35 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/20/15 01:43:59] Sanyi [204/1059] has come upon kurvaanyad [118/1182] and rocked it! 10 days, 09:28:38 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/20/15 23:04:20] Reggie [148/1048] has come upon kurvaanyad [403/1182] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:20:57 is added to Reggie's clock.
[03/21/15 08:27:09] m00, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/15 09:00:27] kurvaanyad [857/1182] has come upon GDI [668/1289] and rocked it! 13 days, 17:08:58 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/21/15 13:50:47] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 01:53:11 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[03/21/15 15:41:01] kurvaanyad got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:50:19 from level 83.
[03/21/15 17:31:20] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 17:03:27 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[03/22/15 07:08:13] Ajvorl, Joska, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/15 13:44:00] kurvaanyad [177/1182] has come upon IRPGbot [745/1315] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 12:23:20 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/23/15 14:47:29] lejah, Sanyi, and kurvaanyad [1741/3174] have team battled David, gyilkos, and Ajvorl [464/3071] and won! 6 days, 15:53:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/15 20:33:03] d-__-b, gyilkos, and kurvaanyad [1245/3388] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [1831/3330] and lost! 1 day, 18:08:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/15 05:09:45] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:33:16 towards level 83.
[03/24/15 05:51:33] GDI, peta, m00, and kurvaanyad have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/15 13:15:04] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 99 with their belt. 0 days, 01:22:57 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 83.
[03/27/15 03:44:03] m00 [675/880] has come upon kurvaanyad [415/1182] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 20:36:35 is removed from m00's clock.
[03/27/15 18:58:58] Edina, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [1684/2911] have team battled CaptianObvious, GDI, and gyilkos [1719/3683] and lost! 1 day, 17:41:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/15 16:28:40] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 1 with their belt. 0 days, 01:22:12 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 83.
[03/29/15 06:44:01] lejah [911/933] has come upon kurvaanyad [852/1182] and rocked it! 3 days, 00:20:09 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/29/15 19:41:52] kurvaanyad, d-__-b, and kocka [3021/3335] have team battled David, Darwick, and m00 [864/2452] and won! 3 days, 20:05:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/15 02:44:00] kurvaanyad [614/1182] has come upon Reggie [670/1042] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 15:44:58 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/30/15 11:34:04] Reggie, kocka, and Edina [641/3065] have team battled kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, and koszik [775/3467] and lost! 5 days, 07:20:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/15 20:56:25] DarwickAK [401/1112] has come upon kurvaanyad [400/1182] and rocked it! 1 day, 12:13:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/01/15 12:35:08] David [53/649] has come upon kurvaanyad [261/1182] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 15:27:02 is added to David's clock.
[04/01/15 18:16:36] DarwickAK [119/1112] has come upon kurvaanyad [78/1182] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 21:58:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/01/15 19:34:08] DarwickAK [541/1112] has come upon kurvaanyad [277/1182] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 17:19:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/01/15 19:44:02] Joska [326/1015] has come upon kurvaanyad [697/1182] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:25:29 is added to Joska's clock.
[04/02/15 05:44:00] kurvaanyad [389/1182] has come upon koszik [383/1134] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 17:13:18 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/02/15 14:02:09] kurvaanyad was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:45 towards level 83.
[04/03/15 00:46:31] kurvaanyad saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:30:21 from level 83.
[04/03/15 16:35:00] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 19:16:23 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[04/05/15 12:36:32] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:25:58 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[04/05/15 14:08:24] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, Kiinga, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/15 18:44:01] Kiinga [753/999] has come upon kurvaanyad [524/1182] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 18:23:25 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[04/05/15 23:44:01] kurvaanyad [802/1182] has come upon gyilkos [658/1281] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 23:45:37 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/06/15 10:52:30] kurvaanyad was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:27 towards level 83.
[04/06/15 16:31:27] Sanyi [513/1059] has come upon kurvaanyad [8/1182] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 15:27:20 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/06/15 19:43:59] kurvaanyad [545/1169] has come upon IRPGbot [1167/1300] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:09:21 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/07/15 02:50:50] kurvaanyad was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:36 towards level 83.
[04/07/15 04:00:16] kurvaanyad got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:14 towards level 83.
[04/07/15 08:26:49] m00, kurvaanyad, kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/15 08:14:27] Ajvorl, m00, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/15 11:44:01] David [526/657] has come upon kurvaanyad [631/1169] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:39:55 is added to David's clock.
[04/08/15 15:32:09] kurvaanyad [1055/1169] has come upon m00 [163/910] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 15:16:23 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/08/15 23:44:19] kurvaanyad bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:39:29 towards level 84.
[04/09/15 06:04:02] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:36:54 is added to his clock.
[04/09/15 07:44:01] kurvaanyad [640/1169] has come upon Reggie [170/1042] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 01:46:09 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/10/15 15:32:40] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 13:44:40 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[04/10/15 22:08:19] kurvaanyad was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:52:50 towards level 84.
[04/11/15 05:11:15] Joska, koszik, and m00 [2045/3213] have team battled David, kurvaanyad, and lejah [2410/2769] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/15 14:44:03] kurvaanyad [398/1169] has come upon d-__-b [258/694] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 20:41:25 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/12/15 05:44:01] kurvaanyad [986/1169] has come upon Kiinga [284/999] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 03:47:21 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/12/15 21:14:25] lqx, kocka, and kurvaanyad [556/3056] have team battled gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi [1253/3562] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/15 18:50:16] Joska, [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, and Reggie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/15 22:27:20] kurvaanyad [445/1169] has come upon [Sanyi] [1039/1343] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:27:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/15/15 00:24:02] [Sanyi], lqx, and kurvaanyad [1089/3195] have team battled gyilkos, David, and Sanyi [2547/3114] and lost! 1 day, 08:59:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/15 19:52:31] peta, kurvaanyad, Edina, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/15 19:52:31] Sanyi [583/1103] has come upon kurvaanyad [37/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:21:22 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/16/15 17:01:48] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/15 15:28:27] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:13:55 is added to his clock.
[04/18/15 04:43:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 3 days, 00:45:34 toward level 84.
[04/18/15 16:03:41] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and d-__-b have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/15 07:44:04] kurvaanyad [870/1166] has come upon Edina [5/811] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:38:23 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/20/15 03:12:18] kurvaanyad [313/1166] has come upon endre [903/1252] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:58:19 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/20/15 12:11:41] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:01:57 is added to his clock.
[04/20/15 13:02:44] kurvaanyad [755/1166] has come upon m00 [255/910] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 20:04:23 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/21/15 10:13:42] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 14:46:40 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[04/23/15 07:05:41] kurvaanyad [320/1166] has come upon endre [216/1252] and rocked it! 8 days, 09:29:36 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/23/15 08:08:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 2 days, 16:23:37 toward level 85.
[04/23/15 13:36:17] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 138. 0 days, 01:24:11 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 85.
[04/24/15 22:44:01] endre [233/1278] has come upon kurvaanyad [567/1166] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:33:23 is added to endre's clock.
[04/26/15 05:42:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 1 day, 09:37:07 toward level 85.
[04/26/15 09:29:07] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 14:05:54 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[04/26/15 14:44:01] GDI [1211/1279] has come upon kurvaanyad [1105/1166] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 22:45:28 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/27/15 06:58:58] Joska, lejah, and Sanyi [2644/3052] have team battled Kiinga, kurvaanyad, and koszik [418/3490] and won! 3 days, 15:59:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/15 16:44:02] kocka [254/1159] has come upon kurvaanyad [18/1171] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:15:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/29/15 12:44:00] kocka [669/1159] has come upon kurvaanyad [912/1171] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 23:51:41 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/29/15 13:58:24] gyilkos [148/1349] has come upon kurvaanyad [22/1171] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:11:12 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/30/15 23:44:01] Joska [715/981] has come upon kurvaanyad [713/1171] and rocked it! 2 days, 01:15:22 is removed from Joska's clock.
[05/01/15 04:44:02] kurvaanyad [829/1171] has come upon Ajvorl [1031/1161] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 21:37:09 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/01/15 08:44:07] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 08:54:35 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[05/01/15 18:43:58] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:20:07 towards level 85.
[05/02/15 20:44:02] DarwickAK [1020/1096] has come upon kurvaanyad [992/1171] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 06:55:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/02/15 22:29:27] David [326/657] has come upon kurvaanyad [359/1171] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 14:45:36 is added to David's clock.
[05/03/15 12:06:40] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 08:24:15 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[05/04/15 08:17:12] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 02:29:33 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[05/04/15 22:44:01] kurvaanyad [341/1171] has come upon kocka [783/919] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:33:47 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/06/15 07:59:21] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:12:00 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[05/06/15 08:34:58] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/15 04:08:53] kurvaanyad, Reggie, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/15 11:30:57] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 30 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:24:58 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 85.
[05/08/15 04:12:31] lejah [622/1008] has come upon kurvaanyad [936/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:28:10 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/08/15 07:41:34] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:37:20 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[05/08/15 16:44:12] DarwickAK, kocka, and David [1127/2897] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and endre [427/3798] and won! 1 day, 11:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/15 07:32:34] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:39:41 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[05/09/15 07:37:03] kurvaanyad was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:22:17 from level 85.
[05/09/15 07:44:00] kurvaanyad [156/1171] has come upon Ajvorl [677/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:16:57 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/09/15 10:22:28] lejah [853/1008] has come upon kurvaanyad [152/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:23:30 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/09/15 17:44:01] kurvaanyad [712/1171] has come upon Darwick [138/935] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:06:10 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/09/15 17:44:01] kurvaanyad has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 6 days, 06:26:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/10/15 07:23:40] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 146. 0 days, 01:24:12 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 85.
[05/10/15 09:01:48] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:57:52 is added to his clock.
[05/10/15 11:04:11] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:09:06 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[05/10/15 16:46:31] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, kocka, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/15 04:54:37] kurvaanyad [95/1171] has come upon m00 [264/911] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 06:28:48 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/11/15 18:46:20] kurvaanyad bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:19:55 from level 86.
[05/12/15 07:45:24] lejah [921/1008] has come upon kurvaanyad [860/1171] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 01:26:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/12/15 19:06:46] David [536/657] has come upon kurvaanyad [957/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:41:45 is added to David's clock.
[05/12/15 19:07:09] David [206/657] has come upon kurvaanyad [368/1171] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:05:55 is added to David's clock.
[05/13/15 01:51:23] lejah [123/1008] has come upon kurvaanyad [973/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:59:17 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/13/15 06:56:50] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 29 days, 16:47:10 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[05/13/15 20:18:23] Joska, lejah, and Reggie [1549/3046] have team battled David, Ajvorl, and kurvaanyad [700/3007] and won! 2 days, 18:11:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/15 02:44:00] kocka [830/919] has come upon kurvaanyad [49/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:05:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/14/15 10:28:33] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 21:16:05 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[05/16/15 07:01:13] Darwick, kurvaanyad, and Edina [2917/2944] have team battled d-__-b, Ajvorl, and GDI [1485/3162] and won! 2 days, 11:24:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/15 14:44:02] kurvaanyad [541/1171] has come upon IRPGbot [1160/1322] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:16:15 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/16/15 21:02:38] Ajvorl, Joska, m00, and kurvaanyad have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/15 00:44:03] Ajvorl [429/1179] has come upon kurvaanyad [1129/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:22:25 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[05/17/15 01:19:33] Darwick, kurvaanyad, and m00 [2002/3046] have team battled kocka, Kiinga, and Edina [2137/2690] and lost! 1 day, 16:34:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/15 02:21:28] kurvaanyad [943/1171] has come upon wabbit_ [506/724] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 19:37:37 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/17/15 08:39:37] endre [1262/1289] has come upon kurvaanyad [456/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 09:38:49 is removed from endre's clock.
[05/17/15 15:44:00] kurvaanyad [710/1171] has come upon d-__-b [324/699] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 11:20:15 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/19/15 07:43:59] kurvaanyad [934/1171] has come upon d-__-b [45/699] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:04:13 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/19/15 14:13:38] Joska, GDI, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/15 17:44:01] Reggie [210/1051] has come upon kurvaanyad [218/1171] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 17:54:23 is added to Reggie's clock.
[05/19/15 18:00:51] kurvaanyad found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:34:25 towards level 86.
[05/19/15 23:25:54] gyilkos, Sanyi, and peta [2297/3343] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and kocka [397/3269] and won! 5 days, 03:35:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/15 15:12:51] kurvaanyad [997/1171] has come upon Joska [179/984] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:59:34 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/21/15 08:07:49] kurvaanyad learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:20 towards level 86.
[05/21/15 21:08:00] kurvaanyad found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:26 towards level 86.
[05/22/15 14:57:31] kurvaanyad gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:14 towards level 86.
[05/23/15 05:28:07] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:59:17 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[05/23/15 15:42:04] kurvaanyad [1083/1171] has come upon wabbit_ [356/751] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:21:29 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/24/15 06:40:01] kurvaanyad was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:55 towards level 86.
[05/24/15 08:59:46] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 08:08:48 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[05/25/15 00:32:04] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and koszik [643/3777] have team battled lejah, Reggie, and kocka [2917/2981] and lost! 0 days, 11:17:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/15 05:01:15] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:08:22 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[05/27/15 04:52:15] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:36:46 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[05/27/15 15:44:02] kurvaanyad [1044/1171] has come upon Edina [467/815] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:09:24 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/27/15 16:24:04] kurvaanyad [537/1171] has come upon Edina [266/815] and fucked they ass up! 14 days, 11:23:22 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/28/15 01:57:18] m00, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/15 03:09:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 20 days, 05:02:35 toward level 87.
[05/28/15 04:43:15] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 17 damage. 0 days, 01:26:40 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 87.
[05/28/15 15:11:29] m00, lejah, and kurvaanyad [2284/3092] have team battled wabbit_, koszik, and Darwick [3067/3255] and lost! 0 days, 07:42:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/15 04:34:16] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 08:28:22 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[05/30/15 06:20:15] kurvaanyad left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kurvaanyad's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/30/15 13:44:01] David [424/661] has come upon kurvaanyad [553/1137] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:17:52 is added to David's clock.
[05/31/15 02:49:01] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 02:14:16 is added to his clock.
[05/31/15 23:21:14] koszik, GDI, and Sanyi [618/3698] have team battled DarwickAK, m00, and kurvaanyad [2455/3368] and lost! 0 days, 15:43:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/15 04:07:33] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:17:03 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[06/01/15 07:48:03] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 21:09:45 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[06/02/15 09:30:07] Reggie, Joska, and kurvaanyad [1157/3176] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and d-__-b [1834/3198] and lost! 0 days, 06:58:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/15 06:55:35] kurvaanyad tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:58:09 towards level 87.
[06/03/15 07:30:11] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 17:56:56 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[06/03/15 15:12:52] Joska, lejah, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/15 03:44:02] kurvaanyad [978/1137] has come upon Sanyi [294/1125] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:34:40 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/04/15 10:04:51] gyilkos, Ajvorl, and wabbit_ [2003/3341] have team battled kurvaanyad, m00, and peta [122/2932] and won! 0 days, 07:44:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/15 13:56:30] kurvaanyad [587/1137] has come upon GDI [96/1288] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:13:15 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/05/15 03:31:50] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:48:59 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[06/05/15 03:31:50] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 112 damage. 0 days, 01:26:06 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 87.
[06/05/15 07:12:24] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 12 damage. 0 days, 01:26:28 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 87.
[06/05/15 08:51:35] d-__-b, koszik, and kurvaanyad [609/3107] have team battled kocka, Edina, and wabbit_ [2241/2527] and lost! 0 days, 05:12:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/15 22:24:58] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, Edina, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/15 11:40:15] kurvaanyad [110/1137] has come upon GDI [287/1288] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 06:17:01 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/07/15 11:44:02] m00 [435/910] has come upon kurvaanyad [908/1137] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:16:32 is added to m00's clock.
[06/07/15 16:44:01] kurvaanyad [835/1137] has come upon m00 [374/910] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 11:58:57 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/08/15 03:17:27] Reggie, kurvaanyad, and m00 [2731/3106] have team battled GDI, lejah, and gyilkos [628/3678] and won! 2 days, 14:07:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/15 17:54:14] GDI, lejah, kurvaanyad, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/15 20:25:28] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:31:02 towards level 88.
[06/09/15 00:54:11] kurvaanyad reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kurvaanyad's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/15 02:55:59] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 51. 0 days, 01:27:52 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 88.
[06/09/15 16:25:02] lejah, peta, kurvaanyad, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/15 18:44:02] kurvaanyad [673/1142] has come upon koszik [805/1240] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 02:53:37 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/10/15 13:48:53] kurvaanyad, kocka, endre, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/15 13:48:53] endre [11/1265] has come upon kurvaanyad [10/1142] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 4 days, 17:32:35 is removed from endre's clock.
[06/10/15 23:21:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 10 days, 20:45:19 toward level 88.
[06/11/15 01:42:44] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:03:18 is added to his clock.
[06/11/15 03:51:48] lejah [990/1041] has come upon kurvaanyad [606/1142] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 02:45:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/11/15 03:57:25] Reggie, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga [1624/3164] have team battled m00, koszik, and Sanyi [1539/3279] and won! 1 day, 23:16:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/15 01:51:48] kurvaanyad [982/1142] has come upon Sanyi [113/1125] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:55:42 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/14/15 01:51:48] kurvaanyad has dealt Sanyi a Critical Strike! 2 days, 04:31:02 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[06/15/15 02:51:49] DarwickAK [934/1318] has come upon kurvaanyad [1059/1142] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 14:19:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/15/15 12:37:09] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 14:53:24 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[06/15/15 13:23:07] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/15 13:23:11] DarwickAK [1191/1318] has come upon kurvaanyad [35/1142] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 06:41:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/16/15 03:51:50] kurvaanyad [95/1142] has come upon Kiinga [304/963] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 10:09:42 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/16/15 12:16:03] kurvaanyad bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:22:16 towards level 88.
[06/16/15 12:28:17] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:20:38 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[06/16/15 23:55:45] kurvaanyad got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:50:23 from level 88.
[06/18/15 00:25:16] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:05:12 is added to his clock.
[06/19/15 01:51:49] kocka [757/902] has come upon kurvaanyad [492/1142] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 22:37:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/19/15 22:22:27] kurvaanyad ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:15 from level 88.
[06/20/15 08:59:29] kurvaanyad [158/1142] has come upon peta [656/993] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 14:24:00 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/20/15 16:07:26] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, and Reggie [1371/3399] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [872/3540] and won! 0 days, 03:01:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/15 11:34:26] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 18:34:29 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[06/22/15 15:14:57] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 21:17:48 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[06/22/15 20:05:03] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/15 10:51:47] kurvaanyad [931/1142] has come upon Reggie [901/1080] and rocked it! 11 days, 11:09:01 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/23/15 15:51:46] kurvaanyad [959/1142] has come upon GDI [187/1278] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 14:04:35 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/24/15 01:51:48] kurvaanyad [110/1142] has come upon endre [462/1226] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 06:39:46 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/24/15 14:57:07] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 116. 0 days, 01:28:39 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 89.
[06/25/15 05:50:52] kurvaanyad burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! kurvaanyad's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/15 11:59:23] kurvaanyad, lejah, and peta [428/3170] have team battled Ajvorl, gyilkos, and kocka [2570/3397] and lost! 0 days, 13:57:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/15 20:41:50] peta, kurvaanyad, Reggie, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/15 16:01:58] kurvaanyad, m00, Reggie, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/15 04:51:48] kurvaanyad [39/1135] has come upon Reggie [321/1080] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 12:20:58 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/27/15 23:02:30] kurvaanyad found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:17:21 towards level 89.
[06/28/15 14:21:10] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 123. 0 days, 01:28:57 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 89.
[06/29/15 10:31:42] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 00:42:05 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[06/29/15 19:14:57] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:30:40 is added to his clock.
[06/30/15 02:51:46] DarwickAK [1132/1318] has come upon kurvaanyad [262/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 18:53:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/30/15 11:20:41] kurvaanyad got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:21 towards level 89.
[07/01/15 15:26:08] Reggie [1034/1080] has come upon kurvaanyad [789/1135] and rocked it! 3 days, 10:05:16 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[07/02/15 04:51:48] [Sanyi] [739/1095] has come upon kurvaanyad [662/1135] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 09:46:35 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/02/15 16:51:59] kurvaanyad broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:36:19 from level 89.
[07/03/15 05:10:24] kurvaanyad got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:08:28 from level 89.
[07/03/15 11:09:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 11 days, 20:53:04 toward level 89.
[07/03/15 23:00:26] GDI, kurvaanyad, m00, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/15 01:51:49] Darwick [1228/1234] has come upon kurvaanyad [1101/1135] and rocked it! 8 days, 02:47:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/05/15 02:51:49] kurvaanyad [285/1135] has come upon Ajvorl [524/1192] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:47:52 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/05/15 07:10:00] Kiinga [823/970] has come upon kurvaanyad [692/1135] and rocked it! 14 days, 18:43:14 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[07/05/15 07:51:47] kurvaanyad [522/1135] has come upon IRPGbot [1123/1326] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:28:39 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/05/15 09:37:49] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:11:37 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[07/05/15 22:51:50] peta [650/993] has come upon kurvaanyad [351/1135] and rocked it! 3 days, 23:03:03 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/06/15 17:25:01] kurvaanyad, kocka, endre, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/15 22:56:04] David, kurvaanyad, and GDI [2764/3099] have team battled kocka, CaptianObvious, and endre [317/3293] and won! 0 days, 01:48:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 03:36:51] kurvaanyad tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:49 towards level 89.
[07/07/15 14:51:50] kurvaanyad [508/1135] has come upon koszik [830/1215] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:54:07 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/07/15 16:31:10] kurvaanyad [88/1135] has come upon lejah [212/1050] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:43:56 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/08/15 00:51:51] kurvaanyad [43/1135] has come upon kocka [661/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:58:41 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/08/15 04:26:45] kurvaanyad stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:49 towards level 89.
[07/08/15 04:49:53] kurvaanyad ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:11 from level 89.
[07/08/15 09:51:34] GDI, kurvaanyad, m00, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/15 12:51:23] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:11:59 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[07/08/15 17:31:38] kurvaanyad [657/1135] has come upon Kiinga [491/970] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:26:37 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/09/15 08:12:26] kurvaanyad [390/1135] has come upon koszik [902/1215] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 12:02:38 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/09/15 11:51:48] Darwick [226/1237] has come upon kurvaanyad [761/1135] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:15:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/09/15 20:40:26] Sanyi [225/1090] has come upon kurvaanyad [450/1135] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 20:33:12 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[07/11/15 14:54:12] 4R0N [294/312] has come upon kurvaanyad [408/1135] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:43:00 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/11/15 15:33:30] lejah [937/1050] has come upon kurvaanyad [569/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 01:55:14 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/12/15 12:15:41] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 16:42:43 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[07/12/15 15:40:06] kurvaanyad found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:08:20 towards level 90.
[07/12/15 16:17:07] peta, kurvaanyad, kocka, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/15 12:27:02] GDI, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/15 22:20:42] 4R0N [144/546] has come upon kurvaanyad [16/1135] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:41:57 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[07/15/15 20:25:08] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:19:49 towards level 90.
[07/15/15 23:43:46] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/15 07:59:32] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:32:02 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[07/16/15 08:51:48] DarwickAK [246/1325] has come upon kurvaanyad [98/1135] and rocked it! 13 days, 21:58:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/17/15 19:51:50] kurvaanyad [541/1135] has come upon CaptianObvious [1047/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:29:58 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/18/15 00:12:03] Ajvorl, GDI, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/15 00:40:01] kurvaanyad [279/1135] has come upon Ajvorl [526/1192] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 19:22:39 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/18/15 07:41:42] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 01:14:44 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[07/18/15 10:51:49] David [539/714] has come upon kurvaanyad [12/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:29:13 is removed from David's clock.
[07/18/15 10:51:49] David has dealt kurvaanyad a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:38:02 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/19/15 00:50:52] David [177/714] has come upon kurvaanyad [161/1135] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 04:30:12 is removed from David's clock.
[07/19/15 15:51:38] kurvaanyad had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:58:51 towards level 90.
[07/19/15 16:51:47] Ajvorl [885/1192] has come upon kurvaanyad [915/1135] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 10:08:19 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[07/20/15 02:39:17] kurvaanyad, endre, Sanyi, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/15 07:51:48] peta [247/998] has come upon kurvaanyad [148/1135] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 07:56:25 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/21/15 00:26:19] peta, kurvaanyad, kocka, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/15 01:11:08] Kiinga [572/970] has come upon kurvaanyad [975/1135] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 17:23:02 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[07/21/15 22:42:46] peta, wabbit_, kurvaanyad, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/15 10:49:53] lejah [899/1059] has come upon kurvaanyad [225/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 17:51:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/22/15 17:29:45] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:02 towards level 90.
[07/23/15 00:51:47] m00 [465/1008] has come upon kurvaanyad [1124/1135] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 21:18:40 is added to m00's clock.
[07/23/15 04:55:52] lejah [401/1059] has come upon kurvaanyad [972/1135] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 12:42:52 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/23/15 10:37:34] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:13:36 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[07/23/15 16:02:11] wabbit_, kurvaanyad, kocka, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/15 05:10:27] kurvaanyad ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:06 from level 90.
[07/25/15 10:19:37] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:00:18 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[07/25/15 21:09:19] kurvaanyad [696/1135] has come upon CaptianObvious [201/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 15:21:38 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/25/15 21:09:19] kurvaanyad has dealt CaptianObvious a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:20:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/26/15 13:29:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 12 days, 08:55:58 toward level 91.
[07/26/15 23:31:33] kurvaanyad found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:23:28 towards level 91.
[07/27/15 02:26:45] lejah [1196/1232] has come upon kurvaanyad [1086/1135] and gave em what was coming! 21 days, 10:16:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/28/15 03:20:48] darkVodor [104/120] has come upon kurvaanyad [587/1135] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:14:57 is added to darkVodor's clock.
[07/28/15 05:51:49] [Sanyi] [575/1090] has come upon kurvaanyad [326/1135] and rocked it! 7 days, 13:47:17 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/28/15 07:39:25] lejah [59/1232] has come upon kurvaanyad [298/1135] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 09:33:55 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/28/15 09:52:44] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 20:57:58 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[07/28/15 20:51:46] kurvaanyad [26/1140] has come upon peta [660/998] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 05:37:14 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/28/15 22:30:59] darkVodor [169/298] has come upon kurvaanyad [173/1140] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:36:26 is added to darkVodor's clock.
[07/29/15 06:03:16] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 07:34:33 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[07/29/15 07:47:24] lejah [1226/1232] has come upon kurvaanyad [15/1140] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 09:56:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/29/15 07:47:24] lejah has dealt kurvaanyad a Critical Strike! 4 days, 06:49:20 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/30/15 09:34:54] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 11:42:44 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[07/30/15 22:24:26] [Sanyi], peta, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/15 07:14:44] anachin [349/368] has come upon kurvaanyad [503/1145] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:43:00 is added to anachin's clock.
[07/31/15 15:15:02] GDI, endre, and DarwickAK [1073/3889] have team battled kurvaanyad, koszik, and gyilkos [2582/3393] and lost! 7 days, 01:12:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/15 16:01:48] kurvaanyad [658/1145] has come upon peta [380/998] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 14:59:26 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/31/15 16:38:19] kurvaanyad [96/1145] has come upon peta [415/998] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:12:32 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/01/15 04:51:48] kurvaanyad [70/1145] has come upon endre [110/1305] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 20:48:02 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/01/15 11:12:19] lejah [58/1232] has come upon kurvaanyad [473/1145] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 14:17:49 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/02/15 05:18:18] lejah [587/1232] has come upon kurvaanyad [640/1145] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 11:44:13 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/02/15 20:51:47] Sanyi [410/1101] has come upon kurvaanyad [238/1145] and rocked it! 2 days, 03:26:23 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/03/15 11:58:18] kurvaanyad found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:46:54 towards level 91.
[08/03/15 23:32:14] lejah [535/1232] has come upon kurvaanyad [559/1145] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 05:48:52 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/04/15 06:23:44] kurvaanyad [921/1145] has come upon peta [62/998] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:33:54 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/04/15 17:38:14] lejah [1097/1236] has come upon kurvaanyad [894/1145] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 00:22:29 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/05/15 12:17:11] kurvaanyad invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:50:13 towards level 91.
[08/06/15 11:52:12] lejah [352/1236] has come upon kurvaanyad [536/1145] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 09:07:17 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/06/15 14:51:49] kurvaanyad [818/1145] has come upon GDI [289/1281] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 13:34:50 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/06/15 16:20:33] kurvaanyad [98/1145] has come upon Ajvorl [642/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:59:22 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/07/15 08:23:35] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 21:29:08 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[08/08/15 10:36:43] kurvaanyad broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:29:40 from level 91.
[08/08/15 15:09:08] lejah [185/1236] has come upon kurvaanyad [1092/1163] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:07:01 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/09/15 02:21:43] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and endre [934/3225] have team battled CaptianObvious, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi [821/3392] and won! 0 days, 05:40:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/15 02:51:50] kurvaanyad [752/1163] has come upon Reggie [656/1087] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 18:31:11 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/09/15 09:15:07] lejah [112/1236] has come upon kurvaanyad [308/1163] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 12:24:20 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/09/15 17:08:09] kurvaanyad had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:40 towards level 91.
[08/10/15 04:08:00] kurvaanyad ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:50:11 from level 91.
[08/10/15 04:16:09] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:35:36 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[08/10/15 10:26:14] GDI, kurvaanyad, m00, and Reggie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/15 04:51:49] kurvaanyad [521/1163] has come upon Ajvorl [941/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:44:31 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/11/15 07:47:43] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:34:31 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[08/11/15 12:26:56] kurvaanyad [138/1163] has come upon CaptianObvious [736/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 17:48:14 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/12/15 01:55:12] kurvaanyad gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:29:45 towards level 92.
[08/12/15 05:51:50] m00 [412/971] has come upon kurvaanyad [1029/1163] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:00:00 is added to m00's clock.
[08/12/15 10:25:23] 4R0N, gyilkos, and Ajvorl [425/3085] have team battled endre, kurvaanyad, and David [138/3209] and won! 0 days, 09:54:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/15 10:51:49] koszik [1134/1217] has come upon kurvaanyad [585/1163] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:15:38 is removed from koszik's clock.
[08/12/15 14:42:47] endre [1189/1305] has come upon kurvaanyad [445/1163] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:54:10 is removed from endre's clock.
[08/13/15 11:51:50] kurvaanyad [1129/1163] has come upon GDI [728/1287] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 23:28:38 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/13/15 18:50:00] lejah [55/1236] has come upon kurvaanyad [232/1163] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 18:51:57 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/13/15 22:20:18] m00 [181/971] has come upon kurvaanyad [157/1163] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 09:14:45 is removed from m00's clock.
[08/13/15 22:20:18] m00 [945/971] has come upon kurvaanyad [228/1163] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:12:42 is removed from m00's clock.
[08/14/15 00:51:59] lejah [1227/1236] has come upon kurvaanyad [242/1163] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 13:32:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/14/15 01:53:08] 4R0N, kurvaanyad, and m00 [559/2749] have team battled gyilkos, [Sanyi], and koszik [1456/3606] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/15 11:35:13] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/15 11:35:50] DarwickAK [537/1324] has come upon kurvaanyad [1139/1163] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:40:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/15/15 11:35:54] DarwickAK [1223/1324] has come upon kurvaanyad [1015/1163] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 08:57:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/15/15 12:17:26] kurvaanyad, koszik, and lejah [2061/3616] have team battled [Sanyi], kocka, and Sanyi [2977/3103] and lost! 9 days, 06:17:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/15 17:33:15] kurvaanyad [1130/1163] has come upon GDI [835/1287] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 04:15:33 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/15/15 19:27:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 15 days, 22:41:05 toward level 92.
[08/17/15 00:51:47] koszik [673/1217] has come upon kurvaanyad [144/1163] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 06:17:01 is removed from koszik's clock.
[08/17/15 06:54:17] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 01:17:33 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[08/17/15 18:44:19] 4R0N [500/615] has come upon kurvaanyad [679/1163] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:03:51 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/18/15 21:22:25] 4R0N [213/615] has come upon kurvaanyad [165/1163] and rocked it! 1 day, 15:14:45 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/19/15 12:00:20] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:08:15 is added to his clock.
[08/20/15 03:23:57] Darwick, wabbit_, and David [1446/2663] have team battled kurvaanyad, GDI, and lejah [3236/3687] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/15 08:51:49] kurvaanyad [1086/1163] has come upon Darwick [173/1130] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:34:10 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/20/15 08:51:49] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 73 pair of gloves! kurvaanyad picks it up, tossing his old level 68 pair of gloves to Darwick.
[08/20/15 17:52:30] Sanyi, kocka, and koszik [174/3227] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and endre [863/3776] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/15 01:47:49] lejah [522/1236] has come upon kurvaanyad [896/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:07:17 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/21/15 09:14:43] kurvaanyad, Kiinga, and Darwick [378/3092] have team battled [Sanyi], Sanyi, and peta [1722/3184] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/15 18:56:36] endre [29/1305] has come upon kurvaanyad [319/1168] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 09:29:09 is added to endre's clock.
[08/22/15 04:10:27] kurvaanyad died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:31:30 from level 92.
[08/22/15 09:16:28] gyilkos [641/1303] has come upon kurvaanyad [92/1168] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 04:35:08 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/22/15 17:00:48] lejah [574/1236] has come upon kurvaanyad [931/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 04:23:25 is added to lejah's clock.

[08/23/15 13:26:52] kurvaanyad was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:24:39 from level 92.
[08/23/15 21:51:47] kurvaanyad [721/1168] has come upon wabbit_ [114/792] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:40:24 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/24/15 05:51:44] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 250 damage. 0 days, 01:31:44 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 92.
[08/25/15 02:19:43] lejah [325/1511] has come upon kurvaanyad [997/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:38:47 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/26/15 09:51:49] Darwick [1113/1125] has come upon kurvaanyad [827/1168] and rocked it! 18 days, 01:53:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/27/15 07:09:08] gyilkos [7/1303] has come upon kurvaanyad [1047/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:30:40 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/28/15 04:38:08] koszik [865/1217] has come upon kurvaanyad [615/1168] and gave em what was coming! 18 days, 07:12:02 is removed from koszik's clock.
[08/28/15 04:38:08] koszik has dealt kurvaanyad a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:15:39 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/28/15 16:55:02] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/15 21:15:23] kurvaanyad learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:20 towards level 92.
[08/29/15 02:51:38] lejah [450/1511] has come upon kurvaanyad [93/1168] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 20:44:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/29/15 11:54:37] lejah [65/1511] has come upon kurvaanyad [991/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:14:35 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/30/15 04:58:09] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:20:45 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[08/30/15 08:51:47] gyilkos [268/1310] has come upon kurvaanyad [378/1168] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 10:53:44 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/30/15 09:01:35] lejah [1062/1511] has come upon kurvaanyad [954/1168] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:42:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/30/15 23:51:47] Ajvorl [1098/1192] has come upon kurvaanyad [706/1168] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:19 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[09/02/15 00:22:33] lejah [466/1511] has come upon kurvaanyad [764/1168] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 03:04:19 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/03/15 00:30:30] lejah [458/1511] has come upon kurvaanyad [1113/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:23:59 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/03/15 02:51:46] kurvaanyad [1053/1168] has come upon m00 [760/972] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 14:13:46 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/03/15 04:22:27] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:17:54 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[09/03/15 07:51:46] David [202/756] has come upon kurvaanyad [1013/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 15:49:38 is added to David's clock.
[09/03/15 12:34:29] lejah [1349/1511] has come upon kurvaanyad [290/1168] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 11:52:56 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/03/15 19:21:50] kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and koszik [821/3485] have team battled wabbit_, endre, and CaptianObvious [360/3225] and won! 0 days, 00:18:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/15 00:06:26] kurvaanyad ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:03 from level 92.
[09/04/15 06:40:28] lejah [463/1511] has come upon kurvaanyad [354/1168] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 09:29:24 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/04/15 13:51:46] kurvaanyad [1123/1168] has come upon 4R0N [403/621] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:58:56 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/04/15 21:04:01] kurvaanyad [82/1168] has come upon IRPGbot [857/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 05:14:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/05/15 04:04:36] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 30 days, 15:16:54 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[09/05/15 06:48:27] lejah [217/1511] has come upon kurvaanyad [661/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:22:16 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/06/15 00:51:47] kurvaanyad [72/1168] has come upon peta [290/972] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 14:01:10 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/06/15 06:00:28] kurvaanyad found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:21:53 towards level 93.
[09/06/15 19:23:07] Joska, kurvaanyad, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/15 05:10:11] kurvaanyad stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:02:09 towards level 93.
[09/07/15 06:01:01] peta [253/974] has come upon kurvaanyad [667/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 12:19:39 is added to peta's clock.
[09/07/15 13:06:23] lejah [1133/1518] has come upon kurvaanyad [1036/1168] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 11:51:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/07/15 17:57:17] kurvaanyad died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:18:15 from level 93.
[09/07/15 23:57:17] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 98. 0 days, 01:32:12 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 93.
[09/08/15 17:51:49] kurvaanyad [1156/1168] has come upon Sanyi [952/1100] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 04:49:49 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/09/15 03:23:49] kurvaanyad grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:15:54 towards level 93.
[09/09/15 08:51:48] peta [137/974] has come upon kurvaanyad [732/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 08:01:06 is added to peta's clock.
[09/09/15 16:01:43] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:22:19 is added to his clock.
[09/09/15 18:51:47] kurvaanyad [1035/1168] has come upon m00 [326/972] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 03:51:05 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/11/15 06:10:28] m00, peta, and Sanyi [608/3046] have team battled [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, and gyilkos [3128/3604] and lost! 12 days, 00:28:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/15 07:10:41] DarwickAK [842/1324] has come upon kurvaanyad [792/1168] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 10:57:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/11/15 09:48:01] kurvaanyad stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:31:03 towards level 93.
[09/11/15 10:37:18] lejah [984/1518] has come upon kurvaanyad [743/1168] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:04:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/12/15 03:54:20] kocka, 4R0N, and Joska [213/2531] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and David [2869/3061] and lost! 0 days, 14:11:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/15 13:46:16] lejah [806/1518] has come upon kurvaanyad [89/1168] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 13:39:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/12/15 21:05:22] kurvaanyad found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:43:12 towards level 93.
[09/14/15 01:58:15] lejah [1156/1518] has come upon kurvaanyad [466/1168] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:17:14 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/14/15 22:54:47] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 14:47:30 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[09/14/15 22:54:47] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 15 damage. 0 days, 01:32:21 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 93.
[09/14/15 23:51:49] koszik [464/1217] has come upon kurvaanyad [285/1168] and gave em what was coming! 12 days, 17:49:11 is removed from koszik's clock.
[09/15/15 02:35:21] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 09:55:08 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[09/15/15 03:36:20] d-__-b, endre, and kurvaanyad [2670/3197] have team battled Sanyi, Joska, and m00 [1469/3079] and won! 2 days, 13:25:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/15 09:51:48] GDI [833/1329] has come upon kurvaanyad [259/1168] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:04:11 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/15/15 21:32:09] kurvaanyad [1087/1168] has come upon [Sanyi] [23/1133] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 23:50:12 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/16/15 13:35:18] kurvaanyad [39/1168] has come upon [Sanyi] [961/1133] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:40:07 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/16/15 21:10:22] kurvaanyad [1101/1168] has come upon GDI [736/1370] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:43:03 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/17/15 02:17:24] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:36:27 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[09/17/15 21:03:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kurvaanyad with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 02:44:31 from level 93.
[09/17/15 22:27:54] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 16:15:21 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[09/18/15 04:51:30] kurvaanyad, m00, d-__-b, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/15 17:51:49] kurvaanyad [690/1168] has come upon koszik [1016/1217] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:38:31 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/18/15 18:38:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 0 days, 13:40:04 toward level 93.
[09/19/15 18:51:47] kurvaanyad [804/1168] has come upon d-__-b [209/725] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:51:36 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/20/15 06:01:07] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:15:09 is added to his clock.
[09/20/15 11:19:21] kurvaanyad [223/1168] has come upon 4R0N [216/648] and rocked it! 10 days, 19:31:39 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/20/15 14:51:49] GDI [688/1370] has come upon kurvaanyad [184/1168] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:55:55 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/21/15 18:21:02] peta, kurvaanyad, endre, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/15 21:52:05] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 14:32:40 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[09/22/15 16:11:04] koszik, gyilkos, and kurvaanyad [1347/3685] have team battled Sanyi, kocka, and [Sanyi] [1719/3136] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/15 02:51:49] gyilkos [58/1303] has come upon kurvaanyad [954/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:38:52 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/24/15 03:18:00] lejah [127/1518] has come upon kurvaanyad [494/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:47:19 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/24/15 10:58:55] lejah, 4R0N, and kocka [991/3069] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Joska [1398/3497] and lost! 0 days, 15:22:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/15 14:10:30] kurvaanyad found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:02:25 towards level 94.
[09/25/15 00:52:27] gyilkos [455/1303] has come upon kurvaanyad [1113/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 08:00:27 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/25/15 18:17:52] peta, d-__-b, and m00 [431/2703] have team battled kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and GDI [2676/3671] and lost! 0 days, 13:42:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/15 05:51:48] kocka [440/903] has come upon kurvaanyad [406/1168] and rocked it! 7 days, 05:23:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/27/15 00:47:56] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 16:20:33 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[09/27/15 12:10:29] kurvaanyad [834/1168] has come upon GDI [453/1370] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:15:11 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/27/15 20:43:49] kurvaanyad ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:50:07 from level 94.
[09/28/15 11:32:42] lejah [852/1522] has come upon kurvaanyad [803/1168] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 23:10:43 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/28/15 20:49:23] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 40. 0 days, 01:33:53 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 94.
[09/28/15 23:36:40] lejah [875/1522] has come upon kurvaanyad [802/1168] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 14:26:08 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/28/15 23:52:16] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:42:22 is added to his clock.
[09/29/15 15:01:00] Darwick [56/1160] has come upon kurvaanyad [593/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:49:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/29/15 20:40:34] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:58:55 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[09/30/15 00:21:05] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 95 with their belt. 0 days, 01:33:10 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 94.
[09/30/15 20:31:40] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 06:17:55 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[09/30/15 22:54:18] Darwick, GDI, and kurvaanyad [2372/3698] have team battled lejah, CaptianObvious, and peta [3118/3721] and lost! 0 days, 08:17:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/15 13:54:58] 4R0N [17/648] has come upon kurvaanyad [524/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:30:07 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/02/15 01:51:48] kurvaanyad [246/1168] has come upon IRPGbot [1010/1385] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:16:34 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/02/15 10:38:09] peta, [Sanyi], and kurvaanyad [1916/3275] have team battled Joska, d-__-b, and GDI [1564/3096] and won! 1 day, 11:39:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/15 20:13:45] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 21:04:13 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[10/03/15 17:51:49] David [793/950] has come upon kurvaanyad [275/1168] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:23:11 is removed from David's clock.
[10/04/15 01:31:58] lejah [852/1522] has come upon kurvaanyad [979/1168] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 10:02:32 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/04/15 01:54:30] kocka [475/903] has come upon kurvaanyad [1167/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:28:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/04/15 19:55:49] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 5 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:33:35 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 94.
[10/05/15 00:39:27] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:10:40 towards level 94.
[10/05/15 04:40:56] lejah [646/1522] has come upon kurvaanyad [96/1168] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:28:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/06/15 00:14:38] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:21:30 is added to his clock.
[10/06/15 03:57:45] kurvaanyad bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:48 towards level 94.
[10/07/15 20:35:03] kurvaanyad was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:56 towards level 94.
[10/07/15 21:24:48] wabbit_, peta, and kurvaanyad [1935/2942] have team battled m00, Sanyi, and GDI [1263/3492] and won! 0 days, 23:43:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/15 21:51:46] kurvaanyad [631/1168] has come upon gyilkos [126/1313] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:36:08 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/07/15 23:02:52] lejah [949/1522] has come upon kurvaanyad [765/1168] and rocked it! 1 day, 12:12:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/08/15 19:19:53] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 111. 0 days, 01:33:58 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 94.
[10/08/15 23:10:50] lejah [398/1522] has come upon kurvaanyad [355/1168] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:10:29 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/09/15 08:51:47] kurvaanyad [104/1168] has come upon [Sanyi] [414/1133] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:14:12 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/10/15 13:03:59] peta, kurvaanyad, and wabbit_ [966/2942] have team battled [Sanyi], Kiinga, and gyilkos [1844/3407] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/15 14:32:56] GDI, kurvaanyad, m00, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/15 18:45:31] kurvaanyad discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:13 towards level 94.
[10/10/15 21:12:02] kurvaanyad sharpened the edge of his weapon! kurvaanyad's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/15 18:52:55] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:58:15 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[10/12/15 13:17:53] kurvaanyad stole lejah's level 84 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 73 pair of gloves behind, which lejah then takes.
[10/13/15 08:45:45] lejah [1515/1518] has come upon kurvaanyad [739/1207] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:42:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/13/15 22:15:21] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 129. 0 days, 01:33:27 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 94.
[10/14/15 02:51:43] lejah [1322/1518] has come upon kurvaanyad [1151/1207] and rocked it! 14 days, 09:25:39 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/14/15 08:51:49] kurvaanyad [1071/1207] has come upon CaptianObvious [583/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:10 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/14/15 20:57:42] lejah [486/1518] has come upon kurvaanyad [297/1207] and rocked it! 5 days, 03:45:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/15/15 06:19:42] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:05:23 is added to his clock.
[10/16/15 02:19:12] kurvaanyad, m00, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/15 05:55:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 0 days, 00:20:43 toward level 94.
[10/16/15 08:13:49] kurvaanyad [619/1207] has come upon Kiinga [501/961] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 20:04:23 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/16/15 12:10:39] lejah [1164/1518] has come upon kurvaanyad [949/1207] and rocked it! 0 days, 23:52:38 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/16/15 21:08:49] Joska, kurvaanyad, kocka, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/15 21:48:27] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 12:10:06 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[10/17/15 02:15:18] d-__-b [728/750] has come upon kurvaanyad [213/1207] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 03:52:30 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[10/17/15 04:24:50] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:13:33 towards level 95.
[10/17/15 06:51:48] peta [812/977] has come upon kurvaanyad [216/1207] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 06:19:51 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/17/15 13:47:44] Darwick, Joska, and gyilkos [66/3518] have team battled David, koszik, and kurvaanyad [1625/3384] and lost! 1 day, 11:31:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/15 07:51:46] Sanyi [1090/1116] has come upon kurvaanyad [267/1207] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 02:31:34 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/18/15 14:54:48] m00, Joska, and Ajvorl [2703/3216] have team battled lejah, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [786/3665] and won! 1 day, 05:35:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/15 17:50:06] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 13:30:43 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[10/19/15 15:35:34] lejah [1118/1497] has come upon kurvaanyad [353/1207] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:00:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/21/15 00:51:47] m00 [761/1007] has come upon kurvaanyad [346/1207] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:50:57 is removed from m00's clock.
[10/25/15 18:03:15] kurvaanyad fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:57:45 from level 95.
[10/26/15 12:43:16] m00, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/15 08:16:58] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, kocka, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/15 07:29:03] gyilkos [718/1348] has come upon kurvaanyad [48/1207] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 12:50:14 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[10/29/15 22:29:05] kurvaanyad [196/1207] has come upon gyilkos [421/1348] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 08:55:07 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/30/15 00:57:58] kurvaanyad, gyilkos, endre, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/15 08:10:18] kurvaanyad [494/1207] has come upon lejah [269/1208] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 19:24:24 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/30/15 09:47:59] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 16:56:02 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[10/30/15 13:29:06] kurvaanyad [176/1207] has come upon endre [165/1074] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 05:38:40 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/30/15 13:29:06] In the fierce battle, endre dropped his level 73 helm! kurvaanyad picks it up, tossing his old level 66 helm to endre.
[10/30/15 22:45:13] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:35:56 is added to his clock.
[10/31/15 04:28:52] lejah [253/1208] has come upon kurvaanyad [728/1214] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:41:04 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/31/15 22:34:51] lejah [742/1208] has come upon kurvaanyad [206/1214] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:28:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/01/15 09:30:04] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:12:12 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[11/01/15 10:29:02] kurvaanyad [783/1214] has come upon gyilkos [965/1348] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:27:36 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/02/15 13:01:33] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 12:01:10 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[11/02/15 21:29:04] kurvaanyad [916/1214] has come upon CaptianObvious [496/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:38:54 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/03/15 01:40:04] gyilkos, kocka, and [Sanyi] [238/3332] have team battled Sanyi, peta, and kurvaanyad [1752/3314] and lost! 3 days, 06:57:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/15 22:29:03] kocka [164/851] has come upon kurvaanyad [459/1214] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 19:17:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/04/15 08:01:45] lejah [167/1208] has come upon kurvaanyad [420/1214] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 02:12:32 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/04/15 09:07:59] kurvaanyad [1055/1220] has come upon Kiinga [14/968] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 00:52:24 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/05/15 09:29:44] m00, kurvaanyad, and wabbit_ [2552/3029] have team battled David, kocka, and gyilkos [329/3169] and won! 0 days, 05:14:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/15 18:43:37] Joska, GDI, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/06/15 05:35:36] gyilkos, Darwick, and GDI [3415/3914] have team battled wabbit_, CaptianObvious, and kurvaanyad [2269/3292] and won! 0 days, 11:17:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/15 13:01:44] Ajvorl, m00, kurvaanyad, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/15 05:24:41] lejah [408/1214] has come upon kurvaanyad [831/1220] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:19:58 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/07/15 20:29:40] lejah [848/1214] has come upon kurvaanyad [753/1220] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 15:04:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/08/15 07:29:04] kurvaanyad [693/1220] has come upon Darwick [626/1169] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 10:03:55 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/08/15 07:29:04] kurvaanyad has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 4 days, 22:21:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/08/15 14:52:51] peta, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and d-__-b have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/15 20:37:39] lejah [142/1214] has come upon kurvaanyad [475/1220] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:45:18 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/09/15 15:13:02] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/15 02:02:59] DarwickAK [428/1338] has come upon kurvaanyad [52/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 04:31:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/10/15 11:10:33] kurvaanyad [780/1228] has come upon m00 [114/990] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 07:19:06 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/10/15 19:29:05] kurvaanyad [171/1228] has come upon kocka [560/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:28:42 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/11/15 00:58:00] DarwickAK [759/1338] has come upon kurvaanyad [166/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 12:54:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/12/15 11:29:06] wabbit_ [633/844] has come upon kurvaanyad [188/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:05:42 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[11/12/15 11:31:57] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 56 damage. 0 days, 01:35:33 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 96.
[11/13/15 06:35:29] kocka, lejah, and [Sanyi] [834/3322] have team battled 4R0N, kurvaanyad, and koszik [1300/3332] and lost! 0 days, 13:29:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 17:29:05] kurvaanyad [1170/1228] has come upon d-__-b [543/770] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:29:15 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/13/15 17:29:05] kurvaanyad has dealt d-__-b a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:58:20 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[11/13/15 17:45:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kurvaanyad with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 19:12:42 from level 96.
[11/14/15 03:56:17] kurvaanyad discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:05:17 towards level 96.
[11/14/15 13:29:06] kurvaanyad [425/1228] has come upon GDI [329/1395] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 12:21:35 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/14/15 19:11:00] endre [59/854] has come upon kurvaanyad [116/1228] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 07:48:27 is added to endre's clock.
[11/14/15 23:29:04] wabbit_ [533/844] has come upon kurvaanyad [455/1228] and rocked it! 8 days, 10:06:20 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[11/15/15 11:11:47] peta, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi [1578/3328] have team battled wabbit_, CaptianObvious, and endre [1525/2926] and won! 1 day, 12:04:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/15 22:10:52] Kiinga [691/968] has come upon kurvaanyad [478/1228] and fucked they ass up! 17 days, 01:29:03 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[11/16/15 00:53:51] GDI, kurvaanyad, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/15 02:18:06] kurvaanyad burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! kurvaanyad's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/15 05:29:03] GDI [1270/1395] has come upon kurvaanyad [618/1221] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 11:47:57 is removed from GDI's clock.
[11/16/15 15:29:05] kurvaanyad [170/1221] has come upon GDI [1116/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:50:09 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/16/15 20:29:04] kocka [284/975] has come upon kurvaanyad [140/1221] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 05:32:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/17/15 03:08:41] lejah, kurvaanyad, kocka, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/15 03:47:18] lejah [1190/1214] has come upon kurvaanyad [428/1221] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:57:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/17/15 06:42:34] m00 [885/991] has come upon kurvaanyad [642/1221] and gave em what was coming! 18 days, 21:38:39 is removed from m00's clock.
[01/10/16 20:29:02] Darwick [361/1155] has come upon kurvaanyad [1034/1221] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:40:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/11/16 06:29:03] kurvaanyad [29/1221] has come upon CaptianObvious [11/1257] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 06:41:45 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/12/16 03:41:17] kurvaanyad [1183/1221] has come upon CaptianObvious [972/1257] and rocked it! 20 days, 16:24:28 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/12/16 22:29:05] kurvaanyad [530/1221] has come upon Krisz [105/599] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 19:47:04 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/15/16 00:29:03] DarwickAK [870/1303] has come upon kurvaanyad [347/1221] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 04:59:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/15/16 02:06:41] lejah, m00, kurvaanyad, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/16 04:48:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 3 days, 19:40:31 toward level 97.
[01/15/16 06:09:42] kurvaanyad discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:16:45 towards level 97.
[01/15/16 20:54:34] kurvaanyad [72/1221] has come upon Kiinga [336/814] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 07:44:50 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/16/16 06:29:03] Sanyi [424/1113] has come upon kurvaanyad [64/1221] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 17:22:49 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/16/16 11:29:06] kurvaanyad [1179/1221] has come upon d-__-b [505/832] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 08:35:50 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/17/16 16:57:48] kurvaanyad ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:17:57 from level 97.
[01/17/16 21:52:40] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 13:13:00 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[01/18/16 01:33:10] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 00:24:54 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[01/18/16 10:54:22] Joska, GDI, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/16 20:09:37] kocka, wabbit_, and m00 [2102/2850] have team battled kurvaanyad, peta, and Joska [1006/3173] and won! 1 day, 22:43:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/16 15:35:57] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:00:46 is added to his clock.
[01/20/16 21:25:51] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:50:57 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[01/21/16 10:32:51] CaptianObvious, kurvaanyad, and d-__-b [2833/3309] have team battled Krisz, kocka, and lejah [2522/2957] and won! 1 day, 23:27:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/16 21:16:56] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 03:56:32 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[01/22/16 13:38:37] Fruit [269/469] has come upon kurvaanyad [251/1221] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:26:01 is removed from Fruit's clock.
[01/22/16 13:38:37] In the fierce battle, kurvaanyad dropped his level 300 pair of boots! Fruit picks it up, tossing his old level 31 pair of boots to kurvaanyad.
[01/22/16 15:56:56] kurvaanyad gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:48 towards level 97.
[01/23/16 21:14:16] DarwickAK, Kiinga, and d-__-b [2200/2952] have team battled Joska, m00, and kurvaanyad [1461/2992] and won! 1 day, 13:36:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/16 10:17:25] Fruit [278/740] has come upon kurvaanyad [464/979] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:54:11 is added to Fruit's clock.
[01/26/16 19:46:16] kurvaanyad [240/1000] has come upon DarwickAK [1266/1305] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 04:55:52 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/27/16 04:21:48] Ajvorl, Joska, kurvaanyad, and d-__-b have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/16 14:59:34] Sanyi [829/1113] has come upon kurvaanyad [648/1000] and fucked they ass up! 20 days, 22:10:04 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/27/16 18:04:52] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:49:00 towards level 98.
[01/28/16 08:29:05] Sanyi [607/1113] has come upon kurvaanyad [407/1000] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 17:26:59 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/28/16 14:31:24] David, DarwickAK, and peta [1618/3257] have team battled kurvaanyad, wabbit_, and Sanyi [2531/2971] and lost! 0 days, 14:14:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/16 20:34:18] kurvaanyad, endre, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/16 23:15:47] kurvaanyad left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kurvaanyad's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/16 12:01:44] sajtoscsiga, kocka, and gyilkos [1581/2518] have team battled GDI, Ajvorl, and kurvaanyad [1441/3285] and won! 0 days, 00:26:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 17:02:56] Ajvorl, GDI, m00, and kurvaanyad have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/16 00:20:43] sajtoscsiga [173/195] has come upon kurvaanyad [561/966] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:34:01 is added to sajtoscsiga's clock.
[01/31/16 00:45:13] [Sanyi], Krisz, and GDI [2594/3030] have team battled m00, kurvaanyad, and sajtoscsiga [1763/2188] and won! 0 days, 01:01:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/16 10:14:45] sajtoscsiga [125/229] has come upon kurvaanyad [566/966] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:45:48 is added to sajtoscsiga's clock.
[02/01/16 07:29:04] CaptianObvious [1165/1255] has come upon kurvaanyad [475/966] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 22:39:48 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/02/16 11:40:15] sajtoscsiga, kocka, and gyilkos [2083/2657] have team battled Sanyi, [Sanyi], and kurvaanyad [683/3341] and won! 0 days, 01:56:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/16 12:10:46] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:17:18 is added to his clock.
[02/03/16 04:29:06] kurvaanyad [584/966] has come upon peta [281/935] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 11:10:07 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/03/16 19:20:18] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 01:08:00 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[02/04/16 11:26:42] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/16 20:29:05] kurvaanyad [721/966] has come upon m00 [820/1021] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 12:34:15 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/05/16 00:18:28] sajtoscsiga [286/293] has come upon kurvaanyad [660/966] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:54:12 is added to sajtoscsiga's clock.
[02/05/16 06:48:54] Droid [290/473] has come upon kurvaanyad [426/966] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:30:10 is added to Droid's clock.
[02/05/16 08:23:05] Darwick [521/1155] has come upon kurvaanyad [690/966] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:13:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/05/16 10:00:30] kurvaanyad was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:26:10 from level 98.
[02/05/16 10:37:44] kurvaanyad [603/966] has come upon GDI [317/1054] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 08:12:10 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/05/16 22:40:34] kurvaanyad, 4R0N, and GDI [2666/3164] have team battled Droid, [Sanyi], and d-__-b [1362/2571] and won! 0 days, 05:09:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/16 10:12:04] 4R0N [629/1144] has come upon kurvaanyad [386/966] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:04:10 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[02/07/16 15:53:39] kurvaanyad was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:45 towards level 98.
[02/07/16 22:24:50] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 37. 0 days, 01:37:01 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 98.
[02/08/16 22:04:12] kurvaanyad stole peta's level 66 charm while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 61 charm behind, which peta then takes.
[02/09/16 03:28:23] kurvaanyad got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:51:12 from level 98.
[02/10/16 01:33:41] kurvaanyad burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! kurvaanyad's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/16 15:05:18] peta, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and Krisz have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/16 21:57:56] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 14:41:23 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[02/11/16 02:29:05] kurvaanyad [93/964] has come upon gyilkos [360/1183] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 20:09:42 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/11/16 11:04:55] m00, kurvaanyad, kocka, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/16 12:29:03] kurvaanyad [871/964] has come upon Crush [238/264] and rocked it! 0 days, 08:04:10 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/11/16 17:29:04] kurvaanyad [737/964] has come upon [Sanyi] [270/1284] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:30:30 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/11/16 18:35:17] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:46:33 is added to his clock.
[02/11/16 23:00:31] kurvaanyad discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:28 towards level 98.
[02/12/16 10:59:07] sajtoscsiga [242/367] has come upon kurvaanyad [619/964] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:05:53 is added to sajtoscsiga's clock.
[02/12/16 13:59:53] m00, kurvaanyad, d-__-b, and Krisz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/16 13:59:53] kurvaanyad [554/964] has come upon m00 [512/1017] and rocked it! 0 days, 09:00:58 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/12/16 16:03:06] David [1016/1022] has come upon kurvaanyad [765/964] and rocked it! 2 days, 13:44:51 is removed from David's clock.
[02/12/16 21:40:03] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 08:46:13 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[02/12/16 23:39:07] Kiinga, Krisz, and 4R0N [2076/2654] have team battled peta, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK [383/3202] and won! 0 days, 07:41:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/16 09:46:42] kurvaanyad [418/964] has come upon gyilkos [633/1183] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 08:17:28 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/13/16 11:11:12] Ajvorl, peta, kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/14/16 17:41:33] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 27. 0 days, 01:38:37 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 99.
[02/14/16 20:29:06] m00 [915/1017] has come upon kurvaanyad [910/964] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 04:12:47 is removed from m00's clock.
[02/14/16 20:29:06] m00 has dealt kurvaanyad a Critical Strike! 12 days, 14:03:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/15/16 00:41:11] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 08:57:22 towards level 99.
[02/15/16 02:54:14] 4R0N, kurvaanyad, and gyilkos [1298/3291] have team battled Droid, endre, and Joska [526/2440] and won! 0 days, 03:52:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/16 21:13:11] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 00:06:07 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[02/16/16 18:34:43] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 08:42:58 is added to his clock.
[02/17/16 03:29:04] kurvaanyad [455/964] has come upon CaptianObvious [889/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 21:03:13 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/17/16 06:27:55] Krisz [691/696] has come upon kurvaanyad [706/964] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 23:24:57 is added to Krisz's clock.
[02/17/16 15:02:23] [Sanyi], Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [2951/3062] have team battled 4R0N, CaptianObvious, and peta [1628/3350] and won! 4 days, 17:59:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/16 21:19:56] Fruit [285/773] has come upon kurvaanyad [304/964] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:56:30 is added to Fruit's clock.
[02/18/16 07:24:28] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and David [353/3599] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and m00 [1768/3239] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 18:13:48] kurvaanyad [420/964] has come upon endre [630/880] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 15:04:57 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/19/16 03:48:37] kurvaanyad got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 23:53:14 from level 99.
[02/19/16 10:29:05] 4R0N [4/1156] has come upon kurvaanyad [896/964] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:30:53 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[02/19/16 12:29:19] lejah [897/1296] has come upon kurvaanyad [536/964] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 15:14:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/19/16 18:44:55] lejah, kurvaanyad, and kocka [2305/3277] have team battled Joska, Fruit, and CaptianObvious [1985/3031] and won! 0 days, 11:16:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/16 07:47:54] kurvaanyad [757/964] has come upon lejah [298/1327] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 20:19:32 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/20/16 14:53:21] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:22:20 towards level 99.
[02/20/16 15:55:54] David [785/1107] has come upon kurvaanyad [910/964] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 08:36:01 is added to David's clock.
[02/21/16 16:38:53] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 12:02:44 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[02/21/16 17:29:05] Ajvorl [684/1265] has come upon kurvaanyad [716/964] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 18:03:44 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[02/23/16 14:29:04] kurvaanyad [543/964] has come upon Kiinga [360/814] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 15:35:36 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/24/16 03:07:07] kurvaanyad got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:17:31 towards level 99.
[02/24/16 11:45:43] Joska, Darwick, and d-__-b [1843/3413] have team battled Sanyi, lejah, and kurvaanyad [2378/3413] and lost! 2 days, 09:15:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/16 19:48:24] David, kurvaanyad, and Krisz [1579/2790] have team battled Ajvorl, GDI, and CaptianObvious [1713/3590] and lost! 1 day, 01:55:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/16 20:15:27] gyilkos [341/1164] has come upon kurvaanyad [51/964] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 14:49:14 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/25/16 09:50:49] Darwick [323/1392] has come upon kurvaanyad [936/964] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:06:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/25/16 16:29:04] kurvaanyad [544/964] has come upon gyilkos [222/1164] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 15:07:14 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/25/16 21:29:02] kurvaanyad [592/964] has come upon Droid [123/641] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 23:48:31 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/26/16 09:42:48] kurvaanyad stole Darwick's level 69 charm while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 66 charm behind, which Darwick then takes.
[02/27/16 13:29:05] Sanyi [607/1111] has come upon kurvaanyad [565/967] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 08:16:03 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/27/16 18:29:05] kurvaanyad [611/967] has come upon David [58/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 19:07:09 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/27/16 23:29:05] Sanyi [828/1111] has come upon kurvaanyad [213/967] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:53:00 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/28/16 04:38:07] lejah [694/1338] has come upon kurvaanyad [497/967] and rocked it! 8 days, 20:32:09 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/28/16 10:40:06] lejah [914/1338] has come upon kurvaanyad [486/967] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 22:16:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/28/16 14:30:20] lejah, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [948/3982] have team battled kurvaanyad, endre, and Krisz [1019/2734] and lost! 2 days, 05:53:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/16 19:16:33] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:36:24 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[02/29/16 15:40:43] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:19:22 is added to his clock.
[02/29/16 20:29:06] kurvaanyad [124/967] has come upon endre [48/1023] and rocked it! 3 days, 16:28:44 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/01/16 00:57:37] gyilkos [975/1164] has come upon kurvaanyad [900/967] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 13:54:39 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/01/16 07:01:37] CaptianObvious, lejah, and kurvaanyad [1442/3560] have team battled kocka, peta, and Ajvorl [1991/3239] and lost! 0 days, 21:46:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/16 05:37:17] m00, DarwickAK, and kocka [1260/3568] have team battled kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and d-__-b [733/2937] and won! 0 days, 18:12:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/16 00:29:06] kurvaanyad [407/975] has come upon [Sanyi] [307/1284] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 22:26:56 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/06/16 16:26:01] sajtoscsiga [5/545] has come upon kurvaanyad [717/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:31:47 is added to sajtoscsiga's clock.
[03/06/16 22:45:00] peta, kurvaanyad, and Joska [815/3095] have team battled gyilkos, m00, and David [1598/3045] and lost! 0 days, 21:54:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/16 17:46:30] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:07:26 is added to his clock.
[03/09/16 02:56:51] lejah [66/1338] has come upon kurvaanyad [954/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 19:33:17 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/09/16 07:56:42] kurvaanyad got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:32:16 from level 99.
[03/09/16 15:00:51] lejah [923/1338] has come upon kurvaanyad [766/975] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 08:03:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/10/16 00:29:02] kurvaanyad [177/975] has come upon sajtoscsiga [50/545] and rocked it! 0 days, 07:18:05 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/10/16 21:13:04] kurvaanyad ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:04:02 from level 99.
[03/11/16 02:10:35] kurvaanyad caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:57 towards level 99.
[03/11/16 06:29:02] kurvaanyad [467/975] has come upon kocka [340/1274] and rocked it! 0 days, 07:00:51 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/11/16 06:29:02] In the fierce battle, kocka dropped his level 282 pair of boots! kurvaanyad picks it up, tossing his old level 64 pair of boots to kocka.
[03/11/16 14:00:10] kocka [922/1035] has come upon kurvaanyad [904/1171] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 13:24:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/11/16 21:29:04] Ajvorl [49/1265] has come upon kurvaanyad [405/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 23:39:50 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[03/12/16 10:32:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 0 days, 04:09:58 toward level 99.
[03/12/16 13:39:05] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:19:43 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[03/13/16 02:24:53] kurvaanyad bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:05 towards level 99.
[03/13/16 04:38:55] kurvaanyad [1108/1171] has come upon Ajvorl [626/1265] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 14:52:50 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/13/16 17:10:40] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 19:59:13 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[03/13/16 18:29:03] kurvaanyad [344/1171] has come upon Darwick [795/1393] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 23:33:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/14/16 05:12:26] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:33:34 towards level 100.
[03/14/16 13:21:13] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 15:23:23 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[03/14/16 13:48:05] kurvaanyad was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:09:14 towards level 100.
[03/14/16 19:29:04] Ajvorl [222/1265] has come upon kurvaanyad [361/1171] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 10:32:27 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[03/15/16 06:53:52] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/16 13:12:20] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 02:03:13 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[03/15/16 20:34:16] CaptianObvious [974/1255] has come upon kurvaanyad [3/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 06:33:56 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/16/16 06:29:02] Ajvorl [632/1265] has come upon kurvaanyad [923/1171] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 11:06:43 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[03/16/16 16:44:05] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 22:13:32 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[03/17/16 11:53:37] kurvaanyad was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:18:05 towards level 100.
[03/17/16 12:54:37] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 31 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:39:31 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 100.
[03/18/16 12:45:39] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 30 damage. 0 days, 01:39:33 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 100.
[03/18/16 13:29:04] kurvaanyad [711/1171] has come upon kocka [14/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 21:09:26 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/20/16 00:29:03] kurvaanyad [481/1171] has come upon kocka [635/1035] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 12:25:54 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/21/16 01:29:06] [Sanyi] [800/1332] has come upon kurvaanyad [694/1171] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 01:24:35 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/21/16 13:28:09] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, endre, and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/16 14:07:17] kurvaanyad [976/1171] has come upon Joska [167/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:07:39 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/23/16 07:04:47] kurvaanyad invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:02 towards level 100.
[03/23/16 13:29:06] Krisz [756/802] has come upon kurvaanyad [249/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:20:51 is removed from Krisz's clock.
[03/23/16 15:10:34] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:55:21 is added to his clock.
[03/23/16 15:13:13] [Sanyi] [147/1346] has come upon kurvaanyad [9/1171] and fucked they ass up! 20 days, 22:10:04 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/23/16 16:03:36] m00, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/16 18:29:04] kurvaanyad [468/1171] has come upon David [998/1078] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:40:46 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/24/16 04:29:03] kurvaanyad [372/1171] has come upon [Sanyi] [1293/1337] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:15:06 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/24/16 09:29:06] peta [776/1010] has come upon kurvaanyad [1052/1171] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 07:51:50 is added to peta's clock.
[03/26/16 02:20:32] kurvaanyad found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:15 towards level 100.
[03/26/16 12:05:53] kurvaanyad, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/16 21:51:10] kurvaanyad [621/1165] has come upon Darwick [868/1391] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 15:00:40 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/27/16 22:51:12] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 3 days, 01:18:04 is added to his clock.
[03/28/16 01:13:47] kurvaanyad bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 11:25:49 towards level 101.
[03/28/16 07:07:52] Sanyi, kurvaanyad, and Crush [742/2869] have team battled m00, David, and peta [1286/3112] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/16 15:57:00] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 18:57:01 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[03/28/16 18:46:42] kurvaanyad found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:33:00 towards level 101.
[03/29/16 05:29:05] endre [495/1017] has come upon kurvaanyad [667/1165] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 01:42:12 is added to endre's clock.
[03/29/16 12:07:32] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 80. 0 days, 01:40:32 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 101.
[03/29/16 13:46:57] 4R0N [248/1092] has come upon kurvaanyad [1147/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 20:46:16 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[03/29/16 15:29:03] kurvaanyad [805/1165] has come upon kocka [642/1035] and rocked it! 16 days, 01:02:03 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/29/16 15:48:04] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 02:16:30 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[03/29/16 15:49:29] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:43:35 is added to his clock.
[03/29/16 20:29:03] kurvaanyad [971/1165] has come upon David [314/1085] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 02:10:15 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/30/16 23:16:05] Kiinga [20/823] has come upon kurvaanyad [907/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:05:46 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[04/02/16 15:12:25] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 06:05:18 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[04/02/16 21:56:22] m00, kurvaanyad, endre, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/16 06:29:02] gyilkos [723/994] has come upon kurvaanyad [1114/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:58:22 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/05/16 08:11:40] kurvaanyad bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:44:03 towards level 101.
[04/06/16 03:54:31] gyilkos [717/994] has come upon kurvaanyad [687/1165] and rocked it! 4 days, 16:34:36 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/06/16 13:40:44] kurvaanyad, m00, 4R0N, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/16 19:01:12] kurvaanyad got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:50:03 from level 101.
[04/07/16 13:52:43] kurvaanyad [219/1165] has come upon m00 [614/1025] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:37:06 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/08/16 04:52:42] gyilkos [424/994] has come upon kurvaanyad [577/1165] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 12:37:30 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/10/16 11:23:37] kocka [369/1031] has come upon kurvaanyad [737/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 11:13:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/10/16 18:04:02] d-__-b [341/1042] has come upon kurvaanyad [813/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 11:05:19 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[04/10/16 19:36:16] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:49:01 is added to his clock.
[04/13/16 03:11:21] [Sanyi], Krisz, and m00 [1502/3232] have team battled kurvaanyad, kocka, and DarwickAK [1384/3563] and won! 0 days, 13:51:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/16 03:52:46] Sanyi [776/1143] has come upon kurvaanyad [598/1165] and rocked it! 6 days, 16:11:16 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/13/16 08:52:49] kurvaanyad [1113/1165] has come upon Joska [655/1160] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:33:42 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/13/16 09:54:17] kurvaanyad [357/1165] has come upon GDI [682/1069] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:14:36 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/13/16 17:23:35] d-__-b [206/1042] has come upon kurvaanyad [626/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 09:47:04 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[04/13/16 22:22:03] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and Krisz [256/3462] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [1807/3632] and lost! 1 day, 23:11:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/16 20:43:22] kurvaanyad [974/1165] has come upon Joska [764/1160] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 03:28:06 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/16/16 11:43:22] gyilkos [378/994] has come upon kurvaanyad [289/1165] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 14:37:57 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/16/16 21:43:21] kurvaanyad [913/1165] has come upon kocka [799/1031] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 16:44:23 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/19/16 12:07:25] Crush, peta, kurvaanyad, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/16 01:21:27] kurvaanyad [568/1165] has come upon m00 [361/1025] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:03:01 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/20/16 04:30:31] kurvaanyad [601/1165] has come upon IRPGbot [411/1488] and rocked it! 18 days, 05:40:23 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/20/16 21:36:15] m00, gyilkos, and Sanyi [722/3162] have team battled peta, endre, and kurvaanyad [2233/3090] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/16 12:21:35] kurvaanyad [749/1165] has come upon IRPGbot [877/1488] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 03:53:34 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/21/16 20:50:44] kurvaanyad had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:45:48 towards level 102.
[04/22/16 02:15:06] kurvaanyad EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:26:47 from level 102.
[04/22/16 08:21:35] [Sanyi] [1073/1348] has come upon kurvaanyad [531/1165] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 10:51:22 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/23/16 09:21:36] Krisz [605/852] has come upon kurvaanyad [448/1165] and rocked it! 2 days, 14:26:53 is removed from Krisz's clock.
[04/23/16 14:18:17] CaptianObvious [285/1255] has come upon kurvaanyad [905/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:06:34 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/23/16 15:05:42] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 26 days, 17:18:10 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[04/23/16 20:02:53] susmus [127/400] has come upon kurvaanyad [43/1165] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:28:05 is removed from susmus's clock.
[04/24/16 10:21:37] kurvaanyad [103/1165] has come upon susmus [160/402] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 13:47:35 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/24/16 13:25:56] GDI, kurvaanyad, and m00 [1165/3259] have team battled CaptianObvious, Krisz, and DarwickAK [3072/3474] and lost! 7 days, 05:37:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/16 15:21:35] kurvaanyad [327/1165] has come upon gyilkos [500/994] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 06:00:17 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/25/16 01:36:28] peta, m00, and endre [965/2950] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [1704/3675] and lost! 5 days, 06:10:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/16 11:21:35] gyilkos [512/994] has come upon kurvaanyad [1009/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 22:27:17 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/25/16 13:00:15] Joska, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/16 02:21:36] 4R0N [799/1101] has come upon kurvaanyad [1039/1165] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 04:00:10 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[04/26/16 07:21:36] Kiinga [330/828] has come upon kurvaanyad [72/1165] and fucked they ass up! 24 days, 23:03:29 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[04/27/16 14:30:39] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 04:05:58 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[04/28/16 10:35:41] kurvaanyad was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:08:32 towards level 102.
[04/28/16 14:05:55] kurvaanyad [905/1165] has come upon [Sanyi] [711/1348] and rocked it! 6 days, 18:13:48 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/28/16 19:40:36] m00, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [1512/3535] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [879/3414] and won! 0 days, 02:03:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/16 09:00:43] Joska, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/16 10:21:37] kocka [929/1031] has come upon kurvaanyad [356/1165] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 16:55:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/29/16 12:20:27] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:25:21 towards level 102.
[04/30/16 08:11:07] kurvaanyad [827/1165] has come upon Crush [195/638] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 17:24:25 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/30/16 11:21:38] d-__-b [598/1050] has come upon kurvaanyad [917/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 08:45:22 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[04/30/16 11:30:26] kurvaanyad [429/1165] has come upon [Sanyi] [30/1348] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 17:42:31 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/01/16 11:07:07] peta, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and d-__-b have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/16 18:30:52] Kiinga, endre, and gyilkos [2034/2760] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [566/3787] and won! 0 days, 16:17:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/16 10:05:41] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 02:45:52 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[05/02/16 20:10:42] susmus [74/463] has come upon kurvaanyad [531/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:39:40 is added to susmus's clock.
[05/02/16 21:01:07] kurvaanyad died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:44 from level 102.
[05/02/16 23:21:34] Krisz [624/852] has come upon kurvaanyad [695/1165] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 14:02:48 is added to Krisz's clock.
[05/03/16 07:10:24] 4R0N [635/1095] has come upon kurvaanyad [391/1165] and rocked it! 3 days, 02:42:51 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[05/04/16 09:47:58] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 3. 0 days, 01:41:44 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 102.
[05/04/16 15:08:28] kurvaanyad saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:23:10 from level 102.
[05/04/16 16:07:59] kurvaanyad, 4R0N, and Krisz [1091/3117] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and gyilkos [2836/3730] and lost! 0 days, 19:19:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/16 01:21:38] kurvaanyad [1014/1170] has come upon Crush [161/638] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:52:25 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/05/16 11:21:37] Crush [475/638] has come upon kurvaanyad [1022/1170] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 15:15:31 is added to Crush's clock.
[05/05/16 13:19:37] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:16:45 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[05/07/16 03:52:56] m00 [229/1029] has come upon kurvaanyad [868/1170] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:37:54 is added to m00's clock.
[05/08/16 06:08:05] kurvaanyad hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:01 towards level 102.
[05/08/16 21:17:32] kurvaanyad [19/1170] has come upon IRPGbot [1147/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 05:14:12 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/09/16 14:30:56] [Sanyi] [1149/1348] has come upon kurvaanyad [834/1170] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 13:29:59 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/10/16 11:52:58] kurvaanyad [74/1170] has come upon kocka [188/1031] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 23:18:07 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/10/16 12:08:32] kurvaanyad [1057/1170] has come upon gyilkos [427/1015] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 17:06:55 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/10/16 17:47:20] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 40 damage. 0 days, 01:42:49 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 103.
[05/12/16 03:52:57] kurvaanyad [82/1170] has come upon DarwickAK [1239/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 05:14:13 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/12/16 13:04:16] Kiinga, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [1191/3386] have team battled kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, and peta [2826/3468] and lost! 0 days, 04:05:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/16 21:09:55] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 37 days, 04:20:50 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[05/14/16 15:52:56] kocka [875/1031] has come upon kurvaanyad [71/1170] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:20:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/14/16 15:52:56] kocka has dealt kurvaanyad a Critical Strike! 9 days, 17:14:41 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/14/16 20:51:59] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 17:09:57 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[05/15/16 21:52:59] kurvaanyad [1064/1170] has come upon IRPGbot [1189/1488] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 16:11:25 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/16/16 09:35:42] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/16 12:52:55] gyilkos [417/1015] has come upon kurvaanyad [672/1170] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 14:02:39 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[05/17/16 05:08:57] [Sanyi] [634/1348] has come upon kurvaanyad [83/1170] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:09:12 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/18/16 14:52:58] peta [520/993] has come upon kurvaanyad [696/1170] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 21:39:43 is added to peta's clock.
[05/18/16 18:59:04] kurvaanyad learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:44:23 towards level 103.
[05/19/16 10:52:56] [Sanyi] [198/1348] has come upon kurvaanyad [692/1170] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:28:47 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/19/16 15:52:57] kurvaanyad [1085/1170] has come upon Kiinga [98/1013] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 22:04:29 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/19/16 15:52:57] kurvaanyad has dealt Kiinga a Critical Strike! 4 days, 11:32:28 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[05/20/16 08:23:32] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, Darwick, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/16 21:24:46] kurvaanyad hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:10:04 towards level 103.
[05/23/16 01:23:58] kurvaanyad [768/1170] has come upon Joska [449/1193] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 01:58:12 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/23/16 14:52:58] Joska [198/1193] has come upon kurvaanyad [203/1170] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 10:25:13 is added to Joska's clock.
[05/24/16 10:52:59] kurvaanyad [1015/1170] has come upon m00 [491/1065] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 10:37:47 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/24/16 15:52:58] kurvaanyad [380/1170] has come upon endre [759/915] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:00:16 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/25/16 15:32:42] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:15:30 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[05/25/16 21:52:57] endre [635/915] has come upon kurvaanyad [765/1170] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 06:25:36 is added to endre's clock.
[05/26/16 02:52:56] kurvaanyad [297/1170] has come upon [Sanyi] [563/1356] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 07:01:44 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/26/16 07:52:56] m00 [494/1065] has come upon kurvaanyad [112/1170] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:03:19 is removed from m00's clock.
[05/26/16 19:04:15] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:33:12 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[05/27/16 15:55:20] endre [82/915] has come upon kurvaanyad [808/1170] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 21:43:52 is added to endre's clock.
[05/28/16 00:37:10] kurvaanyad [161/1170] has come upon susmus [9/510] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 20:56:28 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/30/16 17:22:09] kurvaanyad lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:31:02 from level 103.
[05/31/16 16:08:36] GDI [530/1079] has come upon kurvaanyad [773/1170] and realized it was a bad decision! 13 days, 04:27:04 is added to GDI's clock.
[06/02/16 14:21:02] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:20:56 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[06/03/16 17:52:30] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:07:02 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[06/03/16 18:08:57] kurvaanyad has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:56 from level 103.
[06/03/16 19:08:39] kurvaanyad [922/1170] has come upon DarwickAK [1188/1367] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 23:27:17 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/04/16 00:47:25] gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [2007/3601] have team battled Kiinga, endre, and DarwickAK [3093/3324] and lost! 1 day, 05:46:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/16 01:42:05] kurvaanyad, d-__-b, 4R0N, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/16 02:52:57] kurvaanyad [1090/1170] has come upon m00 [179/1048] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 09:25:38 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/05/16 02:52:57] kurvaanyad has dealt m00 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:04:50 is added to m00's clock.
[06/06/16 13:45:02] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 212. 0 days, 01:43:34 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 104.
[06/07/16 17:16:36] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 88 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:43:26 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 104.
[06/08/16 06:28:16] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 09:19:03 is added to his clock.
[06/08/16 15:52:57] kurvaanyad [969/1170] has come upon gyilkos [903/1060] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 15:49:46 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/09/16 16:52:58] gyilkos [359/1060] has come upon kurvaanyad [372/1170] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 11:50:46 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/10/16 17:43:38] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 03:33:31 is added to his clock.
[06/11/16 03:52:57] gyilkos [462/1060] has come upon kurvaanyad [337/1170] and gave em what was coming! 31 days, 04:13:22 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/12/16 17:19:51] kurvaanyad got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:44:23 towards level 104.
[06/13/16 01:08:25] David, kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/16 18:07:14] Krisz [148/862] has come upon kurvaanyad [306/1165] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 07:48:09 is added to Krisz's clock.
[06/13/16 23:04:59] David, Krisz, Joska, and kurvaanyad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/16 23:13:17] kurvaanyad [737/1165] has come upon David [137/1144] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 00:03:19 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/13/16 23:13:17] kurvaanyad [139/1165] has come upon David [1052/1144] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:45:30 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/14/16 02:38:59] kurvaanyad hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:00:44 towards level 104.
[06/15/16 00:36:14] m00, gyilkos, and kocka [2867/3148] have team battled peta, d-__-b, and kurvaanyad [2582/3073] and won! 0 days, 02:16:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/16 02:52:57] kurvaanyad [68/1165] has come upon endre [391/928] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:30:13 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/15/16 07:52:58] kurvaanyad [19/1165] has come upon kocka [601/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 16:51:15 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/15/16 12:52:58] kurvaanyad [664/1165] has come upon m00 [1034/1052] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 01:14:01 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/15/16 18:58:29] kurvaanyad caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:43 towards level 104.
[06/16/16 02:22:13] kurvaanyad lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:52:00 from level 104.
[06/16/16 06:45:37] David [1028/1144] has come upon kurvaanyad [1014/1165] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 07:05:29 is removed from David's clock.
[06/16/16 15:55:53] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 00:07:40 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[06/16/16 18:52:58] kurvaanyad [291/1165] has come upon endre [515/928] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 18:51:30 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/17/16 01:45:57] kurvaanyad invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:52:36 towards level 104.
[06/17/16 04:52:56] kurvaanyad [1020/1165] has come upon Krisz [822/862] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 23:03:21 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/17/16 14:22:57] kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [2532/3612] have team battled GDI, endre, and m00 [1450/3077] and won! 0 days, 16:16:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/16 15:40:06] kurvaanyad fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:16:17 from level 104.
[06/18/16 16:45:19] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, peta, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/16 10:26:06] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:36:37 is added to his clock.
[06/20/16 17:52:57] gyilkos [618/1060] has come upon kurvaanyad [273/1165] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 19:34:51 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/21/16 15:49:24] kurvaanyad [673/1165] has come upon Ajvorl [1079/1312] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:27:09 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/22/16 03:22:58] kocka [930/1036] has come upon kurvaanyad [381/1165] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 02:45:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/22/16 04:52:58] kurvaanyad [823/1165] has come upon IRPGbot [828/1488] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 01:09:55 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/22/16 05:04:26] David, gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/22/16 15:01:59] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 20:49:51 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[06/22/16 15:13:19] Ajvorl, Joska, and kurvaanyad [3420/3691] have team battled gyilkos, m00, and David [226/3273] and won! 0 days, 20:53:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/16 23:01:28] Kiinga, David, and Droid [306/3270] have team battled kurvaanyad, d-__-b, and 4R0N [2366/3221] and lost! 3 days, 20:04:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/16 14:53:01] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:47:40 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[06/23/16 20:52:58] gyilkos [523/1060] has come upon kurvaanyad [904/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:56:02 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/23/16 22:30:54] Krisz, Joska, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/16 11:03:30] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 07:09:25 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[06/25/16 02:59:16] kurvaanyad [377/1165] has come upon Joska [1004/1217] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 05:50:51 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/25/16 08:18:17] kurvaanyad [507/1165] has come upon peta [265/1047] and fucked they ass up! 25 days, 11:44:07 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/25/16 22:52:20] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 4 days, 00:07:47 is added to his clock.
[06/26/16 08:52:56] kurvaanyad [376/1165] has come upon David [833/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 08:52:17 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/26/16 14:26:13] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 42 days, 00:33:40 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[06/27/16 04:52:59] Joska [816/1217] has come upon kurvaanyad [219/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:48:41 is removed from Joska's clock.
[06/27/16 10:26:59] kurvaanyad caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:45:37 towards level 105.
[06/27/16 14:52:58] kurvaanyad [130/1171] has come upon GDI [468/1167] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 02:19:19 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/28/16 20:52:58] DarwickAK [558/1355] has come upon kurvaanyad [822/1171] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 16:11:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/29/16 11:52:59] endre [482/928] has come upon kurvaanyad [13/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 07:39:29 is removed from endre's clock.
[06/29/16 20:43:15] Sanyi, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [3333/3416] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and 4R0N [890/3805] and won! 0 days, 13:27:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/16 21:11:39] kurvaanyad [505/1171] has come upon endre [858/928] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 05:19:28 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/30/16 12:52:57] kurvaanyad [265/1171] has come upon endre [891/928] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 03:23:37 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/30/16 22:52:55] kurvaanyad [163/1171] has come upon gyilkos [394/1060] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 21:09:34 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/01/16 16:32:57] peta, kocka, and David [1220/3254] have team battled kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and Droid [0/3432] and won! 3 days, 21:18:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/16 14:29:07] m00 [332/1047] has come upon kurvaanyad [154/1171] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 20:10:10 is removed from m00's clock.
[07/03/16 12:10:38] Joska, kurvaanyad, peta, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/16 15:52:57] DarwickAK [258/1355] has come upon kurvaanyad [690/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:31:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/04/16 01:52:59] kurvaanyad [949/1171] has come upon IRPGbot [337/1488] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 02:22:49 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/04/16 07:19:13] gyilkos, kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/16 20:25:24] [Sanyi] [956/1367] has come upon kurvaanyad [166/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 05:27:18 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/05/16 02:47:28] 4R0N, kurvaanyad, and Droid [2985/3399] have team battled DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and kocka [2392/3712] and won! 6 days, 07:42:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 02:52:58] kurvaanyad [581/1171] has come upon David [1082/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:22:48 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/06/16 02:10:13] kurvaanyad [991/1171] has come upon gyilkos [51/1060] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 02:50:54 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/06/16 03:50:55] kurvaanyad had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:30:29 towards level 105.
[07/07/16 00:17:07] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/16 09:52:56] kocka [797/1051] has come upon kurvaanyad [884/1171] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:47:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/07/16 14:52:59] kurvaanyad [845/1171] has come upon Kiinga [137/1049] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 06:16:03 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/08/16 13:45:00] Joska, kurvaanyad, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/16 12:02:42] kurvaanyad was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:41 towards level 105.
[07/10/16 09:57:06] kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/16 09:57:06] Sanyi [1023/1206] has come upon kurvaanyad [290/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 02:07:01 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/10/16 14:04:46] peta [31/1047] has come upon kurvaanyad [611/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 04:55:52 is added to peta's clock.
[07/11/16 08:31:04] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 127 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:44:04 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 105.
[07/11/16 08:52:56] gyilkos [727/1060] has come upon kurvaanyad [29/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:29:54 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[07/11/16 12:11:36] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 12. 0 days, 01:44:43 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 105.
[07/13/16 00:27:53] kurvaanyad was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:51 from level 105.
[07/13/16 05:52:57] kurvaanyad [1031/1171] has come upon Kiinga [4/1041] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:55:22 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/13/16 08:13:18] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:49:15 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[07/13/16 11:53:47] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 28 damage. 0 days, 01:44:55 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 105.
[07/13/16 15:52:57] kurvaanyad [930/1171] has come upon Ajvorl [993/1316] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:37:06 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/13/16 16:57:26] peta [1017/1047] has come upon kurvaanyad [394/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 06:36:01 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/13/16 21:15:25] kurvaanyad [745/1171] has come upon 4R0N [1073/1163] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 12:26:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/14/16 06:52:57] kurvaanyad [1055/1171] has come upon kocka [720/1041] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 02:49:34 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/14/16 11:44:48] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 30 days, 18:59:43 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[07/14/16 13:05:06] kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/16 16:06:32] GDI [683/1419] has come upon kurvaanyad [549/1171] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 07:30:59 is removed from GDI's clock.
[07/15/16 00:32:56] Joska, Darwick, and GDI [2130/3978] have team battled peta, kurvaanyad, and kocka [1625/3259] and won! 0 days, 15:23:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/16 02:52:55] DarwickAK [101/1355] has come upon kurvaanyad [720/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 06:27:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/15/16 07:52:55] Darwick [804/1296] has come upon kurvaanyad [118/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 10:46:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/15/16 16:00:02] David, kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/16 17:52:58] kurvaanyad [772/1171] has come upon Ajvorl [371/1316] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 18:09:43 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/16/16 03:57:46] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:11:49 towards level 106.
[07/16/16 08:52:59] Ajvorl [185/1324] has come upon kurvaanyad [771/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 13:59:57 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[07/16/16 23:54:09] David, gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/16 23:54:13] Droid [641/1065] has come upon kurvaanyad [1093/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:20:16 is added to Droid's clock.
[07/17/16 00:32:26] kurvaanyad discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:34 towards level 106.
[07/17/16 19:52:58] kocka [807/1041] has come upon kurvaanyad [761/1171] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:03:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/18/16 02:50:12] Ajvorl [523/1324] has come upon kurvaanyad [1133/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:00:22 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[07/18/16 05:09:09] 4R0N, peta, and kurvaanyad [1358/3386] have team battled Ajvorl, GDI, and Joska [2323/4006] and lost! 1 day, 22:29:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/16 05:41:17] Droid [891/1065] has come upon kurvaanyad [811/1171] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 12:29:51 is removed from Droid's clock.
[07/18/16 10:52:56] kurvaanyad [1077/1171] has come upon Kiinga [1108/1272] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 11:30:45 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/18/16 20:52:57] GDI [766/1419] has come upon kurvaanyad [837/1171] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 15:46:24 is added to GDI's clock.
[07/19/16 06:52:56] DarwickAK [65/1355] has come upon kurvaanyad [589/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 00:52:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/19/16 19:23:43] Joska, kurvaanyad, and peta [1470/3481] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Droid [1260/3799] and won! 2 days, 07:14:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/16 20:34:14] kurvaanyad, peta, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/16 16:01:07] Joska, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/16 16:39:39] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:25:10 is added to his clock.
[07/21/16 08:52:58] kocka [1183/1266] has come upon kurvaanyad [63/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 14:16:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/21/16 16:27:59] kurvaanyad, GDI, Darwick, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/16 06:52:27] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:53:32 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[07/22/16 19:52:56] Joska [37/1263] has come upon kurvaanyad [1135/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 16:46:22 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/23/16 07:30:26] kurvaanyad [449/1171] has come upon GDI [968/1202] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:41:07 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/23/16 10:23:58] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:12:45 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[07/23/16 10:23:58] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 0 damage. 0 days, 01:45:40 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 106.
[07/23/16 14:18:34] kurvaanyad [883/1171] has come upon Droid [107/1082] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 10:15:17 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/24/16 06:34:27] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 07:07:34 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[07/24/16 06:34:27] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 37 damage. 0 days, 01:46:50 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 107.
[07/24/16 11:52:55] kurvaanyad [376/1176] has come upon kocka [963/1266] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 01:04:44 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/25/16 22:52:59] kurvaanyad [709/1176] has come upon [Sanyi] [983/1367] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 15:37:05 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/26/16 08:52:58] kurvaanyad [699/1176] has come upon gyilkos [438/1237] and rocked it! 26 days, 10:43:45 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/26/16 10:56:25] Joska, kurvaanyad, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/16 11:05:25] Darwick [246/1296] has come upon kurvaanyad [618/1176] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 09:43:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/28/16 13:25:07] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:26:31 is added to his clock.
[07/28/16 20:52:58] kurvaanyad [908/1176] has come upon Ajvorl [54/1318] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 09:15:27 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/29/16 05:49:29] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 09:59:57 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[07/29/16 09:29:57] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 18:45:48 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[07/29/16 18:54:41] kurvaanyad reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kurvaanyad's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/16 22:20:26] Darwick [301/1296] has come upon kurvaanyad [23/1180] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 23:30:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/30/16 02:52:55] kurvaanyad [532/1180] has come upon Joska [291/1255] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 05:46:25 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/30/16 02:52:55] kurvaanyad has dealt Joska a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:38:55 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/31/16 05:31:31] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:41:41 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[08/01/16 14:52:56] GDI [61/983] has come upon kurvaanyad [974/1180] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:52:57 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/02/16 00:25:12] gyilkos, kurvaanyad, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/16 00:42:04] kurvaanyad caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:47 towards level 107.
[08/02/16 00:52:55] kurvaanyad [473/1180] has come upon Kiinga [297/1272] and rocked it! 1 day, 11:31:35 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/02/16 05:13:27] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 9. 0 days, 01:46:57 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 107.
[08/03/16 05:04:34] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 167. 0 days, 01:46:07 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 107.
[08/03/16 11:52:55] kurvaanyad [993/1180] has come upon David [960/1192] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:37:21 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/03/16 16:52:56] kurvaanyad [1089/1180] has come upon peta [807/1054] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 15:48:27 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/03/16 18:22:25] kurvaanyad had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:50 towards level 107.
[08/05/16 03:52:58] kocka [600/1272] has come upon kurvaanyad [54/1180] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 05:42:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/05/16 16:01:33] kurvaanyad [186/1180] has come upon David [82/1192] and gave em what was coming! 18 days, 11:08:58 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/06/16 14:45:42] Joska, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/16 14:45:42] kurvaanyad [505/1180] has come upon Joska [712/1267] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 03:58:50 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/07/16 00:52:18] kurvaanyad was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:34:23 from level 108.
[08/07/16 04:33:42] kurvaanyad ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:03:41 from level 108.
[08/07/16 13:53:34] Joska, kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/16 01:52:57] 4R0N [473/1195] has come upon kurvaanyad [961/1180] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:49:45 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/08/16 01:53:24] kurvaanyad was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:11:26 from level 108.
[08/08/16 08:00:02] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 135. 0 days, 01:47:52 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 108.
[08/08/16 18:19:04] kurvaanyad walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:09:26 from level 108.
[08/09/16 07:52:58] Darwick [680/1296] has come upon kurvaanyad [30/1180] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 17:24:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/09/16 12:52:57] kurvaanyad [1118/1180] has come upon Droid [984/1105] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 10:49:37 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/09/16 22:52:59] kurvaanyad [1078/1180] has come upon kocka [212/1280] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 06:57:06 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/12/16 00:52:59] kurvaanyad [319/1180] has come upon [Sanyi] [606/1376] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 11:00:45 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/12/16 04:35:44] kurvaanyad saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:37:28 from level 108.
[08/12/16 20:33:43] peta [194/1054] has come upon kurvaanyad [788/1180] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:43:05 is added to peta's clock.
[08/12/16 20:52:57] kurvaanyad [1171/1180] has come upon DarwickAK [102/1352] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 18:47:57 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/13/16 03:34:38] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 16:04:56 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[08/13/16 06:18:18] kurvaanyad stole Darwick's level 335 weapon while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 333 weapon behind, which Darwick then takes.
[08/13/16 07:15:10] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 04:54:18 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[08/13/16 07:15:10] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 51. 0 days, 01:47:04 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 108.
[08/14/16 13:05:10] kurvaanyad found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:45:25 towards level 108.
[08/14/16 14:50:35] Droid, Joska, and Sanyi [648/3597] have team battled kurvaanyad, wabbit_, and [Sanyi] [2568/3440] and lost! 0 days, 21:53:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/16 03:16:38] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:12:57 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[08/15/16 03:16:38] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 84 damage. 0 days, 01:47:29 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 108.
[08/15/16 13:52:56] kurvaanyad [263/1182] has come upon Droid [111/1105] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 12:17:08 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/16/16 04:52:57] kurvaanyad [526/1182] has come upon IRPGbot [1315/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:39:42 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/17/16 00:34:59] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:34:59 is added to his clock.
[08/17/16 02:58:39] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 07:34:08 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[08/17/16 02:58:39] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 122 with their belt. 0 days, 01:47:06 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 108.
[08/17/16 07:11:50] 4R0N, GDI, and Darwick [2688/3473] have team battled Joska, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi [1954/3678] and won! 0 days, 23:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 15:52:57] kurvaanyad [647/1182] has come upon David [363/1192] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 10:32:06 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/18/16 05:42:05] kurvaanyad EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:47:10 from level 108.
[08/18/16 06:30:07] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 74. 0 days, 01:47:18 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 108.
[08/18/16 06:52:56] gyilkos [347/1246] has come upon kurvaanyad [783/1182] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:07:22 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/19/16 12:52:56] gyilkos [389/1246] has come upon kurvaanyad [1170/1182] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:25:38 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/19/16 18:24:51] kocka [922/1254] has come upon kurvaanyad [852/1182] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 03:14:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/19/16 20:04:22] Joska [384/1271] has come upon kurvaanyad [1064/1182] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 16:15:18 is added to Joska's clock.
[08/19/16 21:59:07] kurvaanyad was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:27 towards level 108.
[08/20/16 02:31:34] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 18:13:31 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[08/20/16 06:12:05] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:40:57 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[08/20/16 08:52:57] kurvaanyad [652/1182] has come upon wabbit_ [256/891] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:04:02 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/20/16 22:03:21] kurvaanyad left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kurvaanyad's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/16 05:05:16] kurvaanyad found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:40 towards level 108.
[08/21/16 09:52:55] 4R0N [384/1198] has come upon kurvaanyad [482/1152] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:47:14 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/21/16 14:01:10] [Sanyi], Sanyi, and peta [2331/3678] have team battled Darwick, Droid, and kurvaanyad [3435/3599] and lost! 3 days, 00:52:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/16 17:10:43] gyilkos, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/16 15:46:37] David, Joska, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/16 15:18:57] kurvaanyad [196/1152] has come upon Sanyi [1081/1225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 17:27:17 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/24/16 01:55:35] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 20:56:41 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[08/24/16 05:36:04] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 35 days, 12:14:28 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[08/25/16 03:52:57] kocka [1211/1250] has come upon kurvaanyad [674/1152] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 21:01:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/25/16 08:48:19] gyilkos, Joska, kurvaanyad, and wabbit_ have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/16 13:09:45] kurvaanyad learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:16:48 towards level 109.
[08/26/16 08:45:28] kurvaanyad, GDI, [Sanyi], and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/16 12:29:09] [Sanyi] [671/1391] has come upon kurvaanyad [1073/1152] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 17:15:30 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/26/16 14:52:59] wabbit_ [353/891] has come upon kurvaanyad [656/1152] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:42:09 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[08/26/16 15:12:59] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [2149/3702] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and Droid [2524/3673] and lost! 3 days, 11:04:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/16 19:52:59] gyilkos [1123/1249] has come upon kurvaanyad [936/1152] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 23:57:00 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/27/16 00:52:59] Sanyi [503/1225] has come upon kurvaanyad [28/1152] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 13:01:59 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/27/16 05:09:09] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 12:32:54 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[08/27/16 09:47:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 12 days, 02:36:29 toward level 109.
[08/27/16 23:33:21] kurvaanyad got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:22 towards level 109.
[08/28/16 19:27:36] kurvaanyad grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:02:02 towards level 109.
[08/29/16 21:10:53] kurvaanyad broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:25:24 from level 109.
[08/29/16 22:52:58] kurvaanyad [462/1152] has come upon [Sanyi] [34/1391] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:59:06 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/30/16 11:10:54] kurvaanyad met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:14:13 from level 109.
[08/31/16 04:33:13] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 83. 0 days, 01:48:03 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 109.
[08/31/16 09:52:56] kurvaanyad [947/1152] has come upon endre [582/919] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:36:02 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/31/16 13:02:51] kurvaanyad [729/1152] has come upon 4R0N [1190/1204] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:51:49 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/31/16 19:52:57] kurvaanyad [179/1152] has come upon David [798/1203] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:20:35 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/01/16 17:49:52] endre, David, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/16 07:41:48] kurvaanyad had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:28 towards level 109.
[09/02/16 23:47:03] kurvaanyad [533/1152] has come upon peta [691/1063] and realized it was a bad decision! 13 days, 21:15:04 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/03/16 03:07:21] kurvaanyad bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 07:01:40 towards level 110.
[09/03/16 08:15:56] DarwickAK, Joska, and [Sanyi] [2052/3986] have team battled kurvaanyad, Droid, and Darwick [2557/3655] and lost! 1 day, 08:21:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/16 19:20:20] DarwickAK [188/1352] has come upon kurvaanyad [686/1152] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:27:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/04/16 05:58:04] 4R0N [1094/1227] has come upon kurvaanyad [1084/1152] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 03:49:57 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[09/05/16 00:07:40] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 82 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:49:16 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 110.
[09/05/16 03:48:09] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 9. 0 days, 01:49:03 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 110.
[09/05/16 14:52:58] Droid [558/1125] has come upon kurvaanyad [493/1152] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 08:30:17 is removed from Droid's clock.
[09/06/16 04:23:25] endre, David, kurvaanyad, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/16 04:26:12] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 23:05:12 is added to his clock.
[09/06/16 05:12:18] Kiinga [476/1280] has come upon kurvaanyad [7/1152] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 17:49:09 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[09/07/16 01:52:56] kurvaanyad [266/1152] has come upon wabbit_ [542/885] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 00:01:57 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/07/16 12:58:42] kurvaanyad stole [Sanyi]'s level 72 shield while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 57 shield behind, which [Sanyi] then takes.
[09/08/16 16:55:58] kurvaanyad reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kurvaanyad's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/16 03:16:33] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and kocka [201/3791] have team battled Sanyi, endre, and peta [2718/3192] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/16 23:22:42] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 00:42:22 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[09/09/16 23:52:58] David [202/1203] has come upon kurvaanyad [1000/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:25:48 is added to David's clock.
[09/10/16 02:59:06] GDI, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [3424/3542] have team battled DarwickAK, Joska, and Ajvorl [1754/3956] and won! 3 days, 21:28:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 20:07:20] Droid [345/1125] has come upon kurvaanyad [37/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 15:02:23 is removed from Droid's clock.
[09/10/16 20:41:55] kurvaanyad, peta, Sanyi, and wabbit_ have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/16 21:37:45] endre, peta, and Droid [281/3103] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and kocka [2721/3793] and lost! 0 days, 06:03:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/16 02:45:13] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 08:10:16 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[09/12/16 02:45:13] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 19 damage. 0 days, 01:49:08 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 110.
[09/12/16 16:20:18] gyilkos, Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/16 17:15:36] kurvaanyad [1151/1171] has come upon gyilkos [503/1301] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 08:50:41 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/13/16 11:12:19] David, kurvaanyad, 4R0N, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/16 11:12:23] kurvaanyad [439/1171] has come upon David [79/1203] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 21:17:27 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/13/16 22:52:59] wabbit_ [492/885] has come upon kurvaanyad [216/1171] and rocked it! 3 days, 15:57:38 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[09/14/16 06:56:00] Joska, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/16 13:52:56] endre [640/915] has come upon kurvaanyad [677/1171] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 15 days, 22:11:29 is added to endre's clock.
[09/14/16 18:52:59] kurvaanyad [156/1171] has come upon IRPGbot [788/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:18:46 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/15/16 09:52:56] kurvaanyad [336/1171] has come upon DarwickAK [1062/1361] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:09:02 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/15/16 22:26:05] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/16 22:28:52] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:59:12 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[09/15/16 22:28:52] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 24. 0 days, 01:49:24 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 110.
[09/16/16 10:52:56] kocka [481/1259] has come upon kurvaanyad [865/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:07:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/16/16 16:56:58] kurvaanyad misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:36:18 from level 110.
[09/18/16 01:51:22] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 54. 0 days, 01:49:47 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 110.
[09/18/16 09:39:58] kurvaanyad spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! kurvaanyad's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/16 17:52:59] kurvaanyad [352/1161] has come upon [Sanyi] [867/1365] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:11:25 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/19/16 23:52:56] kurvaanyad [97/1161] has come upon Joska [593/1225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:41:28 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/20/16 08:14:36] wabbit_ [552/885] has come upon kurvaanyad [100/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 04:03:32 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[09/20/16 19:52:58] kurvaanyad [191/1161] has come upon IRPGbot [771/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:50:54 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/20/16 21:43:56] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:18:13 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[09/20/16 21:43:56] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 219. 0 days, 01:49:48 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 110.
[09/22/16 21:25:52] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:02:04 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[09/24/16 05:23:27] kurvaanyad [285/1161] has come upon peta [807/1061] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:38:20 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/24/16 09:30:12] [Sanyi], endre, and Hunger [1795/2629] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad [1505/3823] and won! 0 days, 03:44:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/16 12:18:38] kurvaanyad found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:42 towards level 110.
[09/24/16 13:32:20] kurvaanyad [857/1161] has come upon gyilkos [782/1301] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 12:29:40 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/24/16 13:33:01] kurvaanyad [447/1161] has come upon gyilkos [919/1301] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:53:33 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/25/16 08:08:49] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:20:14 is added to his clock.
[09/25/16 14:52:56] kurvaanyad [944/1161] has come upon gyilkos [193/1301] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:02:17 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/25/16 15:36:59] kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/16 19:52:57] kurvaanyad [1131/1161] has come upon Sanyi [276/1229] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:48 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/25/16 20:25:48] kurvaanyad [147/1161] has come upon IRPGbot [727/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 00:26:12 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/25/16 20:58:56] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 17:31:22 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[09/26/16 21:20:04] kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [627/3755] have team battled gyilkos, Darwick, and 4R0N [2742/3938] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/16 08:43:37] Kiinga [1189/1280] has come upon kurvaanyad [399/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 12:56:19 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[09/27/16 12:06:57] endre, kurvaanyad, peta, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/16 16:26:39] gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and endre [2422/3384] have team battled Hunger, Kiinga, and peta [66/2786] and won! 7 days, 20:21:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/16 23:42:06] peta [189/1061] has come upon kurvaanyad [319/1161] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 20:08:25 is added to peta's clock.
[09/28/16 00:21:33] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 22:48:36 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[09/28/16 00:21:33] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 103 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:50:07 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 111.
[09/29/16 08:52:58] DarwickAK [357/1361] has come upon kurvaanyad [798/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 00:29:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/16 14:39:59] kurvaanyad, peta, Ajvorl, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/16 20:23:03] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 51 damage. 0 days, 01:50:02 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 111.
[09/29/16 21:29:33] GDI [805/985] has come upon kurvaanyad [233/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 05:46:49 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/29/16 23:55:38] kurvaanyad hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:39:53 towards level 111.
[09/30/16 19:52:57] kurvaanyad [322/1161] has come upon kocka [1173/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 12:31:37 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/01/16 06:25:37] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:29:40 towards level 111.
[10/01/16 06:26:09] Joska, kurvaanyad, GDI, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/16 13:03:33] wabbit_, DarwickAK, and David [2968/3455] have team battled Kiinga, kurvaanyad, and kocka [1762/3700] and won! 2 days, 09:30:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/16 08:28:02] David, Joska, kurvaanyad, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/16 21:52:57] endre [8/755] has come upon kurvaanyad [820/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 07:33:20 is added to endre's clock.
[10/03/16 06:48:50] kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], Droid, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/16 12:52:59] kurvaanyad [757/1161] has come upon [Sanyi] [820/1365] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 04:16:52 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/04/16 23:18:28] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 02:33:32 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[10/04/16 23:52:59] [Sanyi] [1220/1365] has come upon kurvaanyad [162/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 13:55:33 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/05/16 06:11:20] kurvaanyad was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:46:38 from level 111.
[10/05/16 06:46:04] DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/16 19:29:00] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:55:50 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[10/05/16 23:09:29] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 16:59:07 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[10/07/16 11:52:56] gyilkos [256/1301] has come upon kurvaanyad [736/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:32:08 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/07/16 16:52:56] kurvaanyad [522/1161] has come upon 4R0N [359/1231] and rocked it! 0 days, 23:29:38 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/07/16 17:20:11] kurvaanyad got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:13 towards level 111.
[10/07/16 19:50:07] endre, Hunger, kurvaanyad, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/16 22:51:32] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 05:57:12 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[10/08/16 07:52:59] kurvaanyad [64/1161] has come upon IRPGbot [554/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:20:33 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/08/16 17:42:33] David, Hunger, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/16 19:02:05] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:08:45 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[10/08/16 22:42:37] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:42:08 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[10/09/16 00:49:01] kurvaanyad [268/1161] has come upon gyilkos [993/1301] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 04:32:18 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/09/16 03:05:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kurvaanyad with fire, slowing the heathen 24 days, 15:04:16 from level 112.
[10/09/16 18:18:41] kurvaanyad, David, and Droid [1498/3500] have team battled Joska, endre, and Kiinga [1064/3358] and won! 1 day, 05:02:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/16 13:36:19] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 6 days, 23:06:25 is added to his clock.
[10/11/16 00:52:57] David [744/1204] has come upon kurvaanyad [1019/1161] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 22:21:58 is added to David's clock.
[10/11/16 07:14:34] kurvaanyad was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 17:29:47 from level 112.
[10/11/16 22:15:37] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 69 days, 02:44:22 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[10/12/16 08:34:07] kurvaanyad tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 05:52:27 towards level 112.
[10/12/16 22:06:35] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 17:04:52 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[10/13/16 07:52:58] kurvaanyad [326/1161] has come upon Hunger [372/622] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 21:47:38 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/13/16 21:57:32] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 07:56:47 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[10/14/16 03:52:59] kurvaanyad [422/1161] has come upon David [763/1204] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 16:54:28 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/14/16 18:08:04] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 23:42:33 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[10/15/16 12:11:56] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 14:51:16 is added to his clock.
[10/15/16 21:44:05] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 20:42:46 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[10/16/16 04:01:15] kurvaanyad, Droid, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/16 04:28:07] Darwick [1250/1398] has come upon kurvaanyad [353/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:03:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/16/16 20:57:07] kurvaanyad [756/1161] has come upon wabbit_ [503/1084] and rocked it! 6 days, 00:20:51 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/17/16 08:16:37] endre, kurvaanyad, Droid, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/16 16:57:10] Ajvorl [514/1268] has come upon kurvaanyad [670/1161] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 09:17:03 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[10/18/16 07:57:07] endre [440/797] has come upon kurvaanyad [939/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 09:09:11 is added to endre's clock.
[10/19/16 00:43:23] Darwick [384/1398] has come upon kurvaanyad [309/1161] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 18:23:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/19/16 02:39:15] kurvaanyad, Kiinga, 4R0N, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/16 03:57:07] DarwickAK [1103/1361] has come upon kurvaanyad [748/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:15:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/19/16 18:57:09] kurvaanyad [525/1161] has come upon GDI [661/1158] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 07:46:25 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/19/16 22:29:11] Joska, kurvaanyad, and Droid [1719/3624] have team battled DarwickAK, endre, and Kiinga [2273/3011] and lost! 3 days, 12:48:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/16 01:23:35] kurvaanyad [610/1161] has come upon Droid [89/1165] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 08:57:19 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/20/16 03:55:07] kurvaanyad grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:01:26 towards level 112.
[10/21/16 12:32:52] kocka [993/1259] has come upon kurvaanyad [552/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 07:39:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/21/16 20:50:04] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 151. 0 days, 01:51:54 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 112.
[10/22/16 21:14:00] kurvaanyad, gyilkos, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/16 07:57:09] Joska [386/1298] has come upon kurvaanyad [169/1161] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 06:41:21 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/23/16 15:24:10] kurvaanyad found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:02:00 towards level 112.
[10/24/16 19:03:37] kurvaanyad invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:21 towards level 112.
[10/24/16 20:23:03] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:43:00 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[10/25/16 16:33:35] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 20:15:22 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[10/26/16 15:57:09] kurvaanyad [222/1161] has come upon peta [883/1062] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:13:54 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/27/16 14:38:37] Joska, Kiinga, and endre [298/2956] have team battled David, Droid, and kurvaanyad [3139/3530] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/16 16:15:35] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:27:54 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[10/27/16 20:18:38] kurvaanyad discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:54 towards level 112.
[10/28/16 01:37:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 0 days, 08:46:00 toward level 112.
[10/28/16 12:57:08] kurvaanyad [262/1161] has come upon Sanyi [442/1236] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:58:50 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/29/16 03:18:37] kurvaanyad [451/1161] has come upon 4R0N [399/1238] and gave em what was coming! 19 days, 09:56:58 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/29/16 19:38:06] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 47. 0 days, 01:52:53 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 113.
[11/01/16 20:57:06] Hunger [310/702] has come upon kurvaanyad [333/1161] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:57:54 is added to Hunger's clock.
[11/01/16 23:48:40] David, endre, kurvaanyad, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/16 17:19:06] kurvaanyad found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:09:35 towards level 113.
[11/03/16 01:18:57] Sanyi, endre, and Hunger [1129/2743] have team battled kurvaanyad, wabbit_, and Joska [804/3613] and won! 0 days, 00:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/16 07:57:08] kurvaanyad [228/1161] has come upon kocka [788/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 07:59:58 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/03/16 08:02:50] kocka, Droid, and Joska [3725/3774] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1244/3935] and won! 0 days, 04:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/16 22:57:08] kurvaanyad [1057/1161] has come upon endre [285/805] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 10:45:57 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/03/16 22:57:08] kurvaanyad has dealt endre a Critical Strike! 7 days, 00:29:10 is added to endre's clock.
[11/05/16 19:57:09] 4R0N [45/1238] has come upon kurvaanyad [243/1161] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 02:04:19 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[11/06/16 13:45:59] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 23:28:03 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[11/06/16 23:41:54] kurvaanyad gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:32:06 towards level 113.
[11/07/16 02:58:18] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:39:15 towards level 113.
[11/07/16 17:17:34] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 12:31:31 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[11/08/16 02:55:33] kurvaanyad discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:46:36 towards level 113.
[11/08/16 17:08:33] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 93 damage. 0 days, 01:52:57 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 113.
[11/09/16 00:29:43] kurvaanyad was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:29:40 from level 113.
[11/09/16 08:54:23] 4R0N [785/1238] has come upon kurvaanyad [687/1161] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:28:38 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[11/09/16 23:57:10] kurvaanyad [978/1161] has come upon IRPGbot [802/1464] and rocked it! 5 days, 08:23:47 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/10/16 02:28:21] 4R0N [973/1238] has come upon kurvaanyad [929/1161] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 06:56:42 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[11/10/16 05:30:56] kocka [803/1259] has come upon kurvaanyad [651/1161] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:08:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/10/16 16:33:17] Joska [1230/1345] has come upon kurvaanyad [503/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 05:03:44 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/12/16 04:04:32] kurvaanyad, Kiinga, and GDI [1235/3357] have team battled [Sanyi], Droid, and 4R0N [1112/3762] and won! 1 day, 07:53:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 06:57:08] kurvaanyad [887/1161] has come upon DarwickAK [744/1364] and rocked it! 5 days, 03:45:11 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/12/16 07:23:42] kurvaanyad reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kurvaanyad's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/16 07:51:11] GDI, Droid, and Darwick [3439/3527] have team battled [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, and Kiinga [54/3552] and won! 0 days, 18:02:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 16:32:38] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 30 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:52:47 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 113.
[11/12/16 22:08:07] Droid, kocka, and Sanyi [1801/3678] have team battled peta, kurvaanyad, and GDI [2156/3388] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/16 09:03:48] kurvaanyad was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:01:21 from level 113.
[11/14/16 10:10:53] kurvaanyad was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:31:56 from level 113.
[11/14/16 12:34:11] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:05:23 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[11/14/16 16:14:42] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 22:52:27 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[11/14/16 19:31:17] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:14 towards level 113.
[11/16/16 11:01:19] Hunger [670/729] has come upon kurvaanyad [1099/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:06:33 is added to Hunger's clock.
[11/16/16 15:56:40] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:17:13 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[11/16/16 15:57:07] kurvaanyad [464/1168] has come upon [Sanyi] [413/1348] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 01:43:47 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/17/16 06:50:01] kurvaanyad [832/1168] has come upon endre [29/812] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 01:08:30 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/17/16 06:50:01] kurvaanyad has dealt endre a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:59:25 is added to endre's clock.
[11/17/16 08:58:59] kurvaanyad, endre, and [Sanyi] [193/3328] have team battled David, Ajvorl, and Joska [2909/3858] and lost! 0 days, 13:52:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/16 15:47:39] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:07:06 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[11/18/16 01:30:29] Hunger, DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/16 03:49:37] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:51:47 is added to his clock.
[11/18/16 09:08:20] kurvaanyad [544/1168] has come upon Droid [702/1176] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:29:04 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/18/16 13:14:22] kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Darwick [3114/3686] have team battled David, Hunger, and GDI [707/3103] and won! 0 days, 07:37:12 is removed from their clocks.

[11/19/16 21:26:37] kurvaanyad [1137/1168] has come upon Droid [742/1176] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 12:13:06 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/20/16 11:11:55] Kiinga [418/1043] has come upon kurvaanyad [1141/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 06:27:30 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/21/16 20:30:19] [Sanyi] [66/1348] has come upon kurvaanyad [191/1168] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:37:10 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/22/16 06:57:08] kurvaanyad [83/1168] has come upon Kiinga [63/1043] and rocked it! 20 days, 05:26:01 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/22/16 08:10:25] [Sanyi] [578/1348] has come upon kurvaanyad [782/1168] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 16 days, 08:22:42 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/22/16 15:02:41] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 28 days, 16:06:04 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[11/23/16 10:54:28] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:11:17 towards level 114.
[11/23/16 17:57:08] kurvaanyad [749/1168] has come upon endre [153/812] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 19:31:07 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/23/16 22:57:10] Sanyi [460/1236] has come upon kurvaanyad [945/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 01:40:58 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/24/16 10:12:08] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:25:50 is added to his clock.
[11/24/16 14:44:39] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:16:45 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[11/25/16 10:55:11] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:24:35 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[11/26/16 03:16:09] endre, kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/16 05:57:09] kurvaanyad [370/1168] has come upon 4R0N [410/1238] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 17:19:15 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/26/16 10:46:08] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 133 with their belt. 0 days, 01:53:35 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 114.
[11/26/16 10:57:08] kurvaanyad [770/1168] has come upon endre [75/864] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:36:13 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/26/16 14:26:38] lawlerskates!1 kurvaanyad has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 312. 0 days, 01:53:00 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 114.
[11/26/16 15:57:06] kurvaanyad [53/1168] has come upon peta [60/1015] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 18:26:22 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/27/16 00:02:08] Hunger [598/729] has come upon kurvaanyad [946/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:17:49 is added to Hunger's clock.
[11/27/16 11:37:14] kurvaanyad misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:35:28 from level 114.
[11/27/16 16:57:10] kurvaanyad [1095/1168] has come upon David [816/1197] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 02:09:56 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/27/16 20:49:00] kurvaanyad reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kurvaanyad's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/16 04:46:06] David, kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/16 03:00:44] endre, kurvaanyad, 4R0N, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/16 10:10:13] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 14:20:19 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[11/30/16 13:50:42] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:38:37 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[11/30/16 21:10:36] kocka [587/1272] has come upon kurvaanyad [779/1175] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 16:16:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/01/16 06:00:44] kurvaanyad, GDI, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/16 06:13:44] kurvaanyad [575/1175] has come upon GDI [1082/1177] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:46:38 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/02/16 11:44:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 0 days, 09:36:30 toward level 114.
[12/02/16 22:16:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 0 days, 04:02:23 toward level 114.
[12/03/16 03:12:55] kurvaanyad [140/1175] has come upon endre [198/864] and got flexed on in combat! 15 days, 15:03:17 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/04/16 03:59:14] kurvaanyad [980/1175] has come upon DarwickAK [1231/1364] and realized it was a bad decision! 19 days, 00:06:35 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/04/16 04:05:50] Hunger, [Sanyi], and peta [316/3232] have team battled kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and gyilkos [42/3758] and won! 1 day, 16:47:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/16 08:59:11] kurvaanyad [1032/1175] has come upon peta [757/1015] and rocked it! 35 days, 18:28:01 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/05/16 10:05:34] Kiinga, [Sanyi], and kurvaanyad [1835/3574] have team battled Hunger, endre, and Sanyi [2656/2984] and lost! 0 days, 23:25:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/16 13:05:38] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 42 days, 16:14:04 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[12/06/16 12:15:11] kurvaanyad [108/1175] has come upon endre [351/864] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 16:41:20 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/07/16 07:18:08] GDI, peta, and DarwickAK [2819/3558] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and endre [49/3359] and won! 0 days, 10:21:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/16 16:59:12] peta [256/1015] has come upon kurvaanyad [485/1175] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 14:49:29 is added to peta's clock.
[12/07/16 21:59:14] kurvaanyad [1009/1175] has come upon [Sanyi] [667/1357] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 06:32:25 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/08/16 08:58:07] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 19:00:05 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[12/08/16 12:38:38] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 11:40:52 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[12/09/16 02:19:38] [Sanyi], Kiinga, kurvaanyad, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/16 15:27:08] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:57:03 is added to his clock.
[12/09/16 20:31:18] Sanyi, Droid, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/16 23:59:14] David [7/1197] has come upon kurvaanyad [226/1175] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 03:28:19 is added to David's clock.
[12/10/16 08:40:09] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 27 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:54:34 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 115.
[12/10/16 16:30:50] kurvaanyad was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:56:10 towards level 115.
[12/11/16 12:11:42] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 07:53:07 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[12/12/16 06:59:14] kurvaanyad [299/1175] has come upon Darwick [719/1065] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:01:55 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/12/16 07:05:15] David [228/1197] has come upon kurvaanyad [826/1175] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 01:27:06 is added to David's clock.
[12/12/16 09:29:24] Darwick, David, and Hunger [2866/3137] have team battled kurvaanyad, Joska, and Ajvorl [829/3841] and won! 1 day, 12:03:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/16 11:59:11] Ajvorl [478/1321] has come upon kurvaanyad [158/1175] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 20:22:25 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[12/13/16 02:59:14] kocka [1224/1276] has come upon kurvaanyad [113/1175] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 08:49:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/13/16 12:56:26] Ajvorl, gyilkos, Joska, and kurvaanyad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/16 12:59:13] kurvaanyad [35/1175] has come upon Joska [1203/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:21:40 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/14/16 04:00:47] kurvaanyad stole kocka's level 68 ring while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 66 ring behind, which kocka then takes.
[12/14/16 06:31:34] Sanyi, GDI, kurvaanyad, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/16 06:39:23] kurvaanyad misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:00:15 from level 115.
[12/14/16 08:04:09] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 12:12:50 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[12/16/16 22:47:37] kurvaanyad misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:04:54 from level 115.
[12/17/16 06:17:58] Sanyi, Hunger, and Darwick [1301/3211] have team battled kocka, kurvaanyad, and [Sanyi] [1795/3800] and lost! 1 day, 15:19:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/16 11:02:13] Droid, Kiinga, gyilkos, and kurvaanyad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/16 11:13:00] kurvaanyad [154/1177] has come upon Kiinga [681/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:06:57 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/17/16 22:52:38] kurvaanyad [1057/1177] has come upon Joska [1081/1345] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:09:50 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/17/16 22:54:12] kurvaanyad [625/1177] has come upon Joska [31/1345] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:53:32 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/18/16 07:28:05] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 52 damage. 0 days, 01:54:26 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 115.
[12/18/16 11:08:36] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 15:32:57 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[12/18/16 12:59:11] kurvaanyad [543/1177] has come upon Droid [491/1160] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:03:03 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/20/16 11:28:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 0 days, 03:50:09 toward level 115.
[12/20/16 14:59:11] kurvaanyad [1173/1177] has come upon Droid [738/1160] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:43:37 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/20/16 18:32:04] kurvaanyad [1152/1177] has come upon kocka [764/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 10:49:21 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/21/16 00:59:13] Joska [367/1345] has come upon kurvaanyad [135/1177] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:26:36 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/21/16 10:41:37] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 12:11:38 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[12/22/16 10:32:43] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 17:16:50 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[12/22/16 19:50:15] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, David, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/16 13:59:12] [Sanyi] [352/1350] has come upon kurvaanyad [918/1177] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:53:37 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/24/16 15:04:30] kurvaanyad got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:16:01 towards level 116.
[12/25/16 06:25:21] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 16:42:58 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[12/25/16 07:56:03] Droid, Darwick, and peta [947/3234] have team battled gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and endre [123/3316] and won! 0 days, 11:03:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/16 08:25:44] kurvaanyad found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:30 towards level 116.
[12/25/16 10:05:52] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 82 with their belt. 0 days, 01:55:23 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 116.
[12/25/16 19:38:48] kurvaanyad [447/1177] has come upon Ajvorl [236/1321] and rocked it! 5 days, 17:40:58 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/26/16 00:59:13] Kiinga [268/1039] has come upon kurvaanyad [1021/1177] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:27:59 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/27/16 01:23:27] kurvaanyad, Sanyi, kocka, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/16 20:58:08] kurvaanyad tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:10 towards level 116.
[12/27/16 21:59:15] kurvaanyad [682/1177] has come upon Joska [137/1345] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:59:41 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/29/16 08:59:11] kurvaanyad [412/1177] has come upon Droid [631/1164] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:36:48 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/29/16 09:29:55] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 00:06:23 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[12/30/16 04:59:13] kurvaanyad [618/1177] has come upon David [272/1197] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:06:04 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/31/16 11:29:15] peta [169/1009] has come upon kurvaanyad [903/1177] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 09:20:18 is added to peta's clock.
[01/01/17 02:32:25] kurvaanyad, endre, David, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/17 06:50:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kurvaanyad with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:56:31 from level 116.
[01/01/17 06:59:13] kurvaanyad [818/1177] has come upon Darwick [127/1069] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:44 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/01/17 08:43:35] kurvaanyad [567/1177] has come upon David [940/1197] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 17:48:14 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/01/17 16:59:14] kurvaanyad [241/1177] has come upon Sanyi [1128/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 03:48:17 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/01/17 19:04:20] kurvaanyad, endre, GDI, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/17 20:48:00] CaptianObvious [13/16] has come upon kurvaanyad [739/1177] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:03:21 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:13:05] CaptianObvious [189/235] has come upon kurvaanyad [858/1177] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:58:24 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:14:12] CaptianObvious [269/360] has come upon kurvaanyad [957/1177] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:34:38 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/03/17 03:59:13] Darwick [1110/1186] has come upon kurvaanyad [963/1177] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 20:11:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/03/17 23:59:12] kurvaanyad [249/1177] has come upon endre [450/852] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 15 days, 06:25:16 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/04/17 04:55:32] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 9 days, 08:20:35 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[01/04/17 15:49:56] kurvaanyad discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:49:58 towards level 117.
[01/05/17 05:59:11] kurvaanyad [159/1177] has come upon IRPGbot [484/1497] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 21:30:19 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/05/17 08:27:06] kurvaanyad the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 12 with their belt. 0 days, 01:56:25 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 117.
[01/05/17 15:59:12] kurvaanyad [750/1177] has come upon GDI [1016/1193] and realized it was a bad decision! 17 days, 08:43:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/06/17 01:45:20] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 19:15:33 towards level 117.
[01/06/17 04:37:37] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 22:11:07 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[01/06/17 14:37:42] DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, GDI, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/17 15:20:31] CaptianObvious [230/781] has come upon kurvaanyad [1098/1177] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 06:27:30 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:21:51] CaptianObvious [450/932] has come upon kurvaanyad [12/1177] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 00:32:45 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 21:59:13] kurvaanyad [832/1177] has come upon GDI [210/1193] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 03:25:20 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/07/17 01:17:16] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 16:53:18 is added to his clock.
[01/07/17 02:59:11] Droid [691/1164] has come upon kurvaanyad [48/1177] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 19:11:51 is removed from Droid's clock.
[01/07/17 12:59:12] kurvaanyad [630/1177] has come upon endre [562/852] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 04:45:30 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/07/17 17:59:14] kurvaanyad [947/1177] has come upon IRPGbot [1026/1497] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 02:07:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/08/17 00:11:18] [Sanyi] [502/1378] has come upon kurvaanyad [399/1177] and gave em what was coming! 33 days, 03:30:08 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/08/17 05:27:54] Sanyi [493/1263] has come upon kurvaanyad [24/1177] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 17:43:17 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/09/17 00:30:50] kurvaanyad invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:52:44 towards level 117.
[01/09/17 07:17:50] kurvaanyad, endre, Sanyi, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/17 07:42:10] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 23:29:27 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[01/10/17 10:12:27] David, Ajvorl, and kurvaanyad [215/3734] have team battled gyilkos, Joska, and kocka [3084/3909] and lost! 3 days, 08:46:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/17 02:01:28] endre, Droid, and Joska [645/3413] have team battled Kiinga, David, and kurvaanyad [2583/3458] and lost! 0 days, 03:37:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/17 12:35:34] kurvaanyad was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:58:11 towards level 117.
[01/12/17 07:59:13] Kiinga [306/1070] has come upon kurvaanyad [1138/1177] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:38:57 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/12/17 17:35:53] kurvaanyad stole peta's level 313 weapon while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 301 weapon behind, which peta then takes.
[01/13/17 11:10:21] Kiinga, Sanyi, and David [1264/3579] have team battled GDI, kurvaanyad, and peta [1716/3386] and lost! 1 day, 03:49:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/17 22:43:00] DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, 4R0N, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/17 19:59:11] kurvaanyad [1067/1188] has come upon kocka [167/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 20:37:45 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/15/17 04:18:11] kurvaanyad ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:09:31 from level 117.
[01/15/17 08:00:22] Kiinga [562/1070] has come upon kurvaanyad [1069/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:48:58 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/15/17 09:49:35] kurvaanyad tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:40:28 towards level 117.
[01/15/17 20:59:14] kurvaanyad [270/1188] has come upon GDI [1101/1193] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:12:30 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/17/17 01:45:59] kurvaanyad got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:30 towards level 117.
[01/17/17 02:25:46] kurvaanyad discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:39 towards level 117.
[01/17/17 07:59:50] kurvaanyad, Droid, endre, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/17 08:06:20] 4R0N [165/1240] has come upon kurvaanyad [208/1188] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:36:54 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/17/17 09:10:42] kurvaanyad caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:49:43 towards level 117.
[01/17/17 16:14:03] kurvaanyad bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:07 towards level 117.
[01/18/17 04:43:30] kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/17 07:01:22] kurvaanyad found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:04 towards level 117.
[01/18/17 12:53:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 3 days, 04:32:14 toward level 117.
[01/18/17 16:09:09] kurvaanyad was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:02 towards level 117.
[01/19/17 08:45:27] peta [331/1005] has come upon kurvaanyad [828/1202] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:20:02 is added to peta's clock.
[01/19/17 15:48:49] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:23:29 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[01/19/17 21:00:53] kurvaanyad [1148/1202] has come upon Darwick [474/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 03:42:36 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/19/17 22:26:07] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:59:32 is added to his clock.
[01/20/17 12:10:53] David, Hunger, and DarwickAK [2947/3413] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and kurvaanyad [3273/3585] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 15:39:50] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 06:00:00 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[01/22/17 01:45:26] kurvaanyad [27/1202] has come upon David [628/1246] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 18:13:44 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/24/17 07:41:57] kurvaanyad, Kiinga, Darwick, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/17 15:04:57] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kurvaanyad [398/3761] have team battled Hunger, Ajvorl, and kocka [2875/3477] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/17 14:45:26] Ajvorl [127/1341] has come upon kurvaanyad [107/1202] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 21:42:54 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[01/25/17 23:38:56] CaptianObvious [670/946] has come upon kurvaanyad [815/1202] and realized it was a bad decision! 16 days, 12:13:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/27/17 14:36:58] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 08:13:22 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[01/28/17 04:24:18] peta [10/1005] has come upon kurvaanyad [11/1202] in a drunken stoopor and had their ass knocked out in a slapfight! 4 days, 00:43:15 is added to peta's clock.
[01/28/17 04:55:27] peta [969/1005] has come upon kurvaanyad [818/1202] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 11:12:18 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/28/17 05:56:48] kurvaanyad, Kiinga, Sanyi, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/17 07:45:24] CaptianObvious [107/946] has come upon kurvaanyad [988/1202] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 15:39:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/28/17 11:53:22] kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, and peta [3209/3548] have team battled David, Kiinga, and Darwick [3409/3498] and lost! 3 days, 14:03:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/17 18:08:26] kurvaanyad decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 19 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:57:53 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 118.
[01/29/17 01:10:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kurvaanyad 7 days, 07:26:33 toward level 118.
[01/29/17 03:44:57] Joska, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/17 13:45:26] Kiinga [146/1070] has come upon kurvaanyad [164/1202] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 15:28:43 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/29/17 14:18:54] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:01:38 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[01/30/17 12:28:16] kocka, kurvaanyad, and peta [2214/3451] have team battled endre, gyilkos, and Hunger [68/3060] and won! 1 day, 21:47:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/17 16:16:18] kurvaanyad, GDI, and kocka [1142/3639] have team battled 4R0N, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [2503/3668] and lost! 1 day, 11:52:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/17 09:01:26] kurvaanyad, peta, David, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/17 17:41:32] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 15:04:54 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[02/01/17 16:45:25] Ajvorl [1322/1341] has come upon kurvaanyad [1183/1202] and rocked it! 3 days, 15:41:36 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[02/01/17 21:45:25] Kiinga [596/1070] has come upon kurvaanyad [1178/1202] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:02:14 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[02/02/17 02:45:27] kocka [295/1244] has come upon kurvaanyad [584/1202] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 16:10:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/02/17 07:45:27] kurvaanyad [840/1202] has come upon Droid [290/1172] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:01:34 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/02/17 11:32:47] kurvaanyad is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:50:47 is added to his clock.
[02/03/17 13:34:10] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:16:25 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[02/03/17 13:34:10] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 16. 0 days, 01:57:15 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 118.
[02/03/17 18:17:33] kurvaanyad [346/1202] has come upon Joska [1289/1397] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 07:25:06 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/03/17 18:45:24] Hunger [497/892] has come upon kurvaanyad [537/1202] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 10:00:36 is added to Hunger's clock.
[02/03/17 20:15:58] kurvaanyad, peta, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/17 20:16:12] CaptianObvious [259/946] has come upon kurvaanyad [747/1202] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 17:51:21 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/03/17 21:12:21] CaptianObvious [267/946] has come upon kurvaanyad [95/1202] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 20:39:02 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/04/17 13:25:10] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 130 damage. 0 days, 01:58:58 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 119.
[02/05/17 05:45:26] kurvaanyad [350/1202] has come upon GDI [677/1193] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 20:08:10 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/05/17 11:12:05] kurvaanyad [1191/1202] has come upon Sanyi [603/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 04:57:46 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/05/17 13:16:07] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 18:04:32 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[02/05/17 15:02:02] DarwickAK [838/1282] has come upon kurvaanyad [234/1202] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:22:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/05/17 16:56:37] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 09:41:54 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[02/06/17 10:55:39] Hunger, GDI, and Sanyi [875/3358] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and kocka [289/3392] and won! 0 days, 05:46:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/17 13:07:09] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 10:06:59 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[02/06/17 21:45:24] endre [690/884] has come upon kurvaanyad [1005/1202] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 18:20:45 is added to endre's clock.
[02/07/17 12:58:03] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 10:25:48 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[02/09/17 09:14:27] kurvaanyad, gyilkos, Ajvorl, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/17 19:45:26] kurvaanyad [293/1202] has come upon Hunger [220/892] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 23:04:54 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/10/17 00:49:39] endre, [Sanyi], and peta [2764/3247] have team battled kurvaanyad, Hunger, and CaptianObvious [1420/3049] and won! 2 days, 11:31:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/17 05:45:27] kurvaanyad [899/1202] has come upon endre [81/884] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 01:06:19 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/10/17 11:13:43] GDI, kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/17 15:45:23] endre [544/884] has come upon kurvaanyad [96/1202] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:12:55 is removed from endre's clock.
[02/10/17 16:11:28] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 23:22:08 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[02/11/17 10:54:34] kurvaanyad, gyilkos, Ajvorl, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/17 11:45:24] kurvaanyad [1049/1202] has come upon naosz [277/349] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:15:28 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/11/17 23:37:32] kurvaanyad misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:32:31 from level 119.
[02/12/17 07:45:25] [Sanyi] [990/1361] has come upon kurvaanyad [524/1202] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 05:24:28 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/12/17 12:45:23] Hunger [312/897] has come upon kurvaanyad [467/1202] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 10:11:51 is added to Hunger's clock.
[02/12/17 20:41:36] naosz [277/492] has come upon kurvaanyad [861/1202] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:27:59 is added to naosz's clock.
[02/14/17 15:12:50] endre, DarwickAK, and Droid [334/3348] have team battled kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and CaptianObvious [733/3532] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/17 10:45:24] kurvaanyad [318/1202] has come upon Joska [64/1454] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 08:49:51 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/15/17 15:26:37] kurvaanyad receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:10:34 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[02/16/17 18:03:03] luI [8/9] has come upon kurvaanyad [481/1202] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:02:29 is added to luI's clock.
[02/17/17 11:28:11] kurvaanyad has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:22:51 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[02/17/17 13:21:04] David, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [3394/3534] have team battled endre, Ajvorl, and Qpe [1226/2273] and won! 0 days, 03:55:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 15:31:57] kurvaanyad found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:38 towards level 119.
[02/18/17 00:50:24] Qpe [10/124] has come upon kurvaanyad [322/1202] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:23:07 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/18/17 05:02:25] Kiinga [769/1070] has come upon kurvaanyad [777/1202] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 15 days, 01:39:30 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[02/18/17 05:39:02] Joska, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/17 11:19:10] kurvaanyad ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 145 damage. 0 days, 01:58:11 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 119.
[02/18/17 12:38:51] pub [323/372] has come upon kurvaanyad [73/1202] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:58:31 is removed from pub's clock.
[02/18/17 14:59:43] yar, kurvaanyad fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 242. 0 days, 01:58:51 is added to kurvaanyad's timer towards level 119.
[02/19/17 10:15:52] kurvaanyad was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:23 towards level 119.
[02/19/17 11:40:24] kurvaanyad [1037/1202] has come upon Hunger [531/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 06:51:04 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.