Player Info

User: David
Class: faszostojas
Admin?: No
Level: 100
Next level: 83 days, 04:28:17
Status: Offline
Host: kdl!kdl@2a01:270:0:213:0:0:b2c:e
Account Created: Mon Feb 16 17:37:50 2015
Last login: Wed May 10 20:52:17 2017
Total time idled: 830 days, 03:15:21
Current position: [483,147]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 138 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 298 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 84
gloves: 75
helm: 74 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 67
ring: 69 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 90
tunic: 85 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 429 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1409

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 12 days, 16:28:02
nick: None
part: 7 days, 00:00:00
quest: 61 days, 00:19:25
quit: 38 days, 15:49:05

total: 119 days, 08:36:32

Character Modifiers

[02/16/15 18:09:27] David [0/7] has come upon Edina [582/807] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to David's clock.
[02/17/15 01:05:44] David [56/95] has come upon gyilkos [829/1279] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:09:35 is added to David's clock.
[02/17/15 02:35:11] David [76/115] has come upon kocka [59/1141] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:18:31 is removed from David's clock.
[02/17/15 07:41:30] David [117/126] has come upon m00 [474/874] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to David's clock.
[02/17/15 20:10:06] David [33/297] has come upon IRPGbot [404/1300] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:26:10 is added to David's clock.
[02/18/15 01:43:59] d-__-b [233/646] has come upon David [272/309] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:13:00 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[02/18/15 06:01:50] David [132/335] has come upon endre [964/1108] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to David's clock.
[02/18/15 12:32:55] David [335/339] has come upon Darwick [604/892] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to David's clock.
[02/18/15 20:06:36] David [165/339] has come upon endre [1020/1108] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to David's clock.
[02/19/15 04:52:55] David [333/346] has come upon d-__-b [247/646] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:05:59 is removed from David's clock.
[02/19/15 12:56:52] David stole endre's level 78 shield while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 29 shield behind, which endre then takes.
[02/19/15 12:56:56] David [363/390] has come upon CaptianObvious [567/1041] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to David's clock.
[02/19/15 17:44:00] koszik [1009/1129] has come upon David [188/390] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:42:14 is removed from koszik's clock.
[02/20/15 00:56:15] David [291/390] has come upon endre [887/1054] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to David's clock.
[02/20/15 14:37:46] David [141/447] has come upon koszik [739/1129] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to David's clock.
[02/20/15 19:17:59] David [104/447] has come upon CaptianObvious [943/1041] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:13:59 is added to David's clock.
[02/21/15 07:44:38] David [303/447] has come upon kurvaanyad [290/1169] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:19:09 is removed from David's clock.
[02/21/15 21:01:18] David [419/447] has come upon kocka [675/1159] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to David's clock.
[02/22/15 09:45:28] Darwick, Joska, and GDI [2908/2987] have team battled David, DarwickAK, and Reggie [1325/2562] and won! 0 days, 08:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/15 18:42:28] David [1/448] has come upon Joska [173/993] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:27:23 is added to David's clock.
[02/23/15 10:09:05] David was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:51 from level 35.
[02/23/15 20:14:41] David [442/469] has come upon Sanyi [68/918] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:55:20 is removed from David's clock.
[02/24/15 17:13:45] David [112/482] has come upon Ajvorl [3/1113] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 04:48:30 is removed from David's clock.
[02/25/15 18:28:23] David [13/482] has come upon gyilkos [350/1281] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to David's clock.
[02/27/15 00:44:00] koszik [393/1129] has come upon David [428/482] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 08:53:20 is added to koszik's clock.
[02/27/15 09:31:02] David [468/488] has come upon IRPGbot [10/1308] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:05:15 is removed from David's clock.
[02/28/15 17:52:03] David [366/572] has come upon endre [1031/1054] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to David's clock.
[03/02/15 07:32:46] koszik [634/1129] has come upon David [373/580] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 19:43:29 is removed from koszik's clock.
[03/02/15 21:56:12] David [517/602] has come upon IRPGbot [399/1315] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:52:57 is removed from David's clock.
[03/03/15 08:05:13] David stole kocka's level 75 tunic while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 71 tunic behind, which kocka then takes.
[03/03/15 10:22:42] kocka [911/1201] has come upon David [533/605] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:05:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/03/15 23:25:47] m00, David, and GDI [1983/2774] have team battled d-__-b, gyilkos, and kurvaanyad [3175/3286] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/15 15:30:08] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:33:26 is removed from their time toward level 41.
[03/04/15 20:31:04] David [241/605] has come upon DarwickAK [473/1092] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to David's clock.
[03/04/15 22:32:56] David stole endre's level 115 amulet while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 78 amulet behind, which endre then takes.
[03/05/15 01:54:09] David learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:50 towards level 42.
[03/05/15 06:44:02] gyilkos [432/1281] has come upon David [465/639] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 16:02:28 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/05/15 21:44:00] DarwickAK [774/1092] has come upon David [96/639] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 16:57:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/06/15 00:48:06] David hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:52 towards level 42.
[03/06/15 02:10:16] David [179/639] has come upon Edina [349/800] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:11:53 is added to David's clock.
[03/07/15 13:21:01] David [183/639] has come upon m00 [420/880] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to David's clock.
[03/07/15 21:56:37] CaptianObvious [415/1047] has come upon David [273/639] and rocked it! 1 day, 00:08:47 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/07/15 22:20:30] endre, koszik, and David [2394/2782] have team battled GDI, peta, and Edina [637/3137] and won! 0 days, 14:27:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/15 14:54:14] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 170. 0 days, 00:42:54 is added to David's timer towards level 43.
[03/08/15 20:13:02] Ajvorl, kocka, endre, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/15 00:44:01] Darwick [886/899] has come upon David [165/639] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:38:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/09/15 18:39:39] DarwickAK, David, and CaptianObvious [513/2820] have team battled d-__-b, Darwick, and Sanyi [1477/2861] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/15 01:57:17] David [581/639] has come upon Sanyi [265/1049] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:08:14 is removed from David's clock.
[03/10/15 11:11:28] Joska, David, and endre [1575/2646] have team battled peta, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious [202/3036] and won! 0 days, 11:54:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/15 15:04:32] David hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:04 towards level 44.
[03/10/15 15:31:35] David was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:02 towards level 44.
[03/10/15 15:52:43] David [142/639] has come upon endre [942/1014] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:55:40 is added to David's clock.
[03/11/15 15:19:55] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 02:45:04 is removed from their time toward level 44.
[03/11/15 19:54:30] David found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:08 towards level 44.
[03/12/15 03:52:41] David [181/639] has come upon Ajvorl [142/1168] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 15:45:49 is removed from David's clock.
[03/12/15 18:44:00] Reggie [752/1025] has come upon David [147/639] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 13:32:04 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[03/13/15 14:44:00] Darwick [39/899] has come upon David [216/639] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 11:07:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/14/15 01:29:58] David bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:51:25 from level 45.
[03/14/15 10:44:03] koszik [342/1129] has come upon David [560/639] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 22:10:45 is added to koszik's clock.
[03/14/15 14:53:08] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:32:11 is removed from their time toward level 45.
[03/14/15 17:01:48] m00, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/15 09:28:33] David [131/639] has come upon endre [79/1014] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 21:42:52 is removed from David's clock.
[03/16/15 04:25:34] David tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:23 towards level 46.
[03/16/15 07:44:02] Reggie [711/1044] has come upon David [174/639] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:59:09 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[03/17/15 00:35:41] endre [561/1014] has come upon David [189/639] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 14:38:25 is removed from endre's clock.
[03/17/15 14:26:16] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 9 damage. 0 days, 00:45:38 is added to David's timer towards level 46.
[03/18/15 08:52:08] koszik [613/1129] has come upon David [537/639] and rocked it! 8 days, 01:12:00 is removed from koszik's clock.
[03/18/15 17:57:57] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:25:02 is removed from their time toward level 46.
[03/18/15 17:57:57] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 24. 0 days, 00:45:58 is added to David's timer towards level 46.
[03/18/15 22:22:11] David tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:42 towards level 46.
[03/19/15 01:07:25] David [279/639] has come upon Sanyi [467/1059] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to David's clock.
[03/19/15 20:44:01] David [450/639] has come upon [Sanyi] [312/1351] and rocked it! 0 days, 22:57:31 is removed from David's clock.
[03/20/15 14:42:02] David [330/639] has come upon peta [277/892] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 15:35:31 is removed from David's clock.
[03/22/15 00:41:21] lejah [785/933] has come upon David [26/639] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 18:19:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/22/15 17:22:24] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:13:17 is removed from their time toward level 47.
[03/23/15 12:30:32] David [509/639] has come upon CaptianObvious [858/1113] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:54:58 is added to David's clock.
[03/23/15 12:41:32] endre, gyilkos, and GDI [1761/3584] have team battled David, Reggie, and Ajvorl [983/2838] and won! 2 days, 06:38:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/15 14:47:29] lejah, Sanyi, and kurvaanyad [1741/3174] have team battled David, gyilkos, and Ajvorl [464/3071] and won! 6 days, 15:53:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/15 15:44:01] DarwickAK [781/1112] has come upon David [207/639] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 21:40:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/25/15 01:43:59] Darwick [380/920] has come upon David [485/645] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 14:48:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/25/15 04:26:24] GDI, endre, David, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/15 06:44:01] CaptianObvious [234/1113] has come upon David [577/645] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 19:01:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/25/15 16:55:34] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:08:07 is removed from their time toward level 48.
[03/26/15 16:54:28] CaptianObvious [501/1113] has come upon David [530/652] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 22:59:53 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/27/15 11:21:59] Sanyi, David, and koszik [712/2840] have team battled GDI, Ajvorl, and d-__-b [1163/3381] and lost! 0 days, 07:36:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/15 16:37:41] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 101 with their belt. 0 days, 00:47:00 is added to David's timer towards level 48.
[03/28/15 04:57:53] Joska, Edina, David, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/15 23:15:57] David [367/652] has come upon Joska [698/993] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:21:47 is added to David's clock.
[03/29/15 03:55:52] David [143/652] has come upon koszik [582/1134] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to David's clock.
[03/29/15 11:44:01] [Sanyi] [1182/1351] has come upon David [456/652] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:33:35 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/29/15 13:16:13] David was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:38:27 from level 49.
[03/29/15 13:39:16] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:32:47 is removed from their time toward level 49.
[03/29/15 13:39:16] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 122. 0 days, 00:48:13 is added to David's timer towards level 49.
[03/29/15 17:19:49] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 6 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:48:24 is added to David's timer towards level 49.
[03/29/15 19:41:52] kurvaanyad, d-__-b, and kocka [3021/3335] have team battled David, Darwick, and m00 [864/2452] and won! 3 days, 20:05:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/15 12:44:03] David [421/652] has come upon Ajvorl [454/1151] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 16:06:08 is added to David's clock.
[03/30/15 17:34:29] David slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! David's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/15 19:42:45] David was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:14 towards level 49.
[03/31/15 12:57:07] lejah [604/933] has come upon David [397/649] and rocked it! 0 days, 15:49:28 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/31/15 13:44:01] David [366/649] has come upon d-__-b [546/929] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:05:50 is added to David's clock.
[03/31/15 16:06:14] lejah [392/933] has come upon David [353/649] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 14:22:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/31/15 18:44:03] lejah [842/933] has come upon David [345/649] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:20:01 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/01/15 09:44:02] endre [801/1014] has come upon David [17/649] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:25:22 is removed from endre's clock.
[04/01/15 12:35:08] David [53/649] has come upon kurvaanyad [261/1182] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 15:27:02 is added to David's clock.
[04/01/15 15:33:29] lejah [707/933] has come upon David [271/649] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:21:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/01/15 16:52:57] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:38:42 is removed from their time toward level 49.
[04/02/15 09:13:41] lejah [841/933] has come upon David [229/649] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:36:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/02/15 12:57:40] David [335/649] has come upon lejah [83/933] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 22:23:56 is removed from David's clock.
[04/02/15 13:21:08] lejah [673/933] has come upon David [619/649] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 06:12:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/02/15 13:49:36] David saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:34:12 from level 49.
[04/03/15 11:44:02] David [236/655] has come upon CaptianObvious [137/1113] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:03:27 is removed from David's clock.
[04/03/15 13:18:51] lejah [680/933] has come upon David [358/655] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:35:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/03/15 16:44:01] endre [1082/1274] has come upon David [472/655] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 00:47:45 is removed from endre's clock.
[04/03/15 17:18:28] lejah [137/933] has come upon David [394/655] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:02:54 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/03/15 17:57:18] David invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:15 towards level 49.
[04/04/15 05:16:09] David [509/655] has come upon Joska [980/1015] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:33:44 is added to David's clock.
[04/06/15 03:18:20] David [528/655] has come upon peta [422/892] and rocked it! 1 day, 13:14:53 is removed from David's clock.
[04/06/15 09:44:00] David [419/655] has come upon CaptianObvious [551/1121] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 17:57:30 is added to David's clock.
[04/06/15 17:01:35] David [441/655] has come upon m00 [165/910] and rocked it! 1 day, 10:47:05 is removed from David's clock.
[04/07/15 10:29:34] lejah [14/938] has come upon David [620/655] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:29:02 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/07/15 16:20:30] lejah [686/943] has come upon David [402/657] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 06:54:28 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/07/15 16:20:30] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:47:51 is added to David's clock.
[04/08/15 09:38:54] lejah [912/943] has come upon David [656/657] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 23:36:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/08/15 11:44:01] David [526/657] has come upon kurvaanyad [631/1169] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:39:55 is added to David's clock.
[04/08/15 12:45:20] David [494/657] has come upon endre [396/1278] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 03:22:28 is removed from David's clock.
[04/08/15 14:12:58] lejah [709/943] has come upon David [115/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:42:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/09/15 00:01:04] lejah [717/943] has come upon David [600/657] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 02:28:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/09/15 02:44:01] Sanyi [138/1072] has come upon David [451/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:22:07 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/09/15 12:00:55] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 26 damage. 0 days, 00:49:20 is added to David's timer towards level 50.
[04/09/15 14:21:36] lejah [827/943] has come upon David [621/657] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 00:45:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/10/15 10:46:46] lejah [357/943] has come upon David [123/657] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 16:27:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/10/15 10:46:46] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:02:23 is added to David's clock.
[04/10/15 13:49:19] lejah [908/943] has come upon David [284/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 11:14:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/11/15 05:11:15] Joska, koszik, and m00 [2045/3213] have team battled David, kurvaanyad, and lejah [2410/2769] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/15 19:44:00] David [538/657] has come upon lqx [519/653] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:16:25 is removed from David's clock.
[04/12/15 11:34:24] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 27 with their belt. 0 days, 00:49:53 is added to David's timer towards level 50.
[04/12/15 11:51:55] lejah [533/943] has come upon David [53/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:35:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/12/15 14:07:42] David [52/657] has come upon Joska [923/994] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:45:41 is added to David's clock.
[04/12/15 19:33:26] David [443/657] has come upon Ajvorl [211/1152] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:14:57 is removed from David's clock.
[04/13/15 09:10:07] lejah [447/943] has come upon David [592/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:15:29 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/13/15 11:44:01] David [538/657] has come upon lqx [231/675] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:30:10 is removed from David's clock.
[04/13/15 12:35:07] lejah [852/943] has come upon David [310/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:54:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/13/15 15:07:06] lejah [848/943] has come upon David [490/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:25:17 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/13/15 15:48:07] David [49/674] has come upon lqx [572/675] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to David's clock.
[04/13/15 17:55:12] David stole gyilkos's level 100 tunic while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 90 tunic behind, which gyilkos then takes.
[04/14/15 10:35:48] lejah [563/943] has come upon David [276/683] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 05:25:49 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/14/15 13:38:38] lejah [100/943] has come upon David [466/683] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:53:39 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/14/15 22:44:02] Edina [529/811] has come upon David [202/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 13:04:58 is removed from Edina's clock.
[04/14/15 22:44:02] Edina has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:35:29 is added to David's clock.
[04/15/15 00:24:02] [Sanyi], lqx, and kurvaanyad [1089/3195] have team battled gyilkos, David, and Sanyi [2547/3114] and lost! 1 day, 08:59:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/15 09:14:21] lejah [609/943] has come upon David [210/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:09:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/15/15 13:46:26] koszik [1135/1309] has come upon David [149/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:29:51 is removed from koszik's clock.
[04/15/15 13:46:26] koszik has dealt David a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:00:57 is added to David's clock.
[04/15/15 14:13:07] lejah [454/943] has come upon David [521/683] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 13:04:57 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/15/15 16:57:53] lejah [485/943] has come upon David [52/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:52:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/15/15 17:37:37] David [204/683] has come upon endre [424/1252] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 04:20:21 is added to David's clock.
[04/16/15 04:44:03] koszik [714/1309] has come upon David [520/683] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 22:05:58 is removed from koszik's clock.
[04/16/15 10:21:44] lejah [425/943] has come upon David [5/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:16:01 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/16/15 13:08:49] lejah [59/943] has come upon David [459/683] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:54:56 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/16/15 14:44:01] GDI [295/1279] has come upon David [216/683] and rocked it! 2 days, 23:53:49 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/16/15 17:01:48] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/15 09:44:21] lejah [172/943] has come upon David [129/683] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 06:32:43 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/17/15 12:30:19] lejah [879/943] has come upon David [535/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:25:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/18/15 16:44:00] David [576/683] has come upon gyilkos [1149/1328] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:54:23 is added to David's clock.
[04/18/15 21:44:00] [Sanyi] [592/1343] has come upon David [562/683] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 20:58:05 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/19/15 12:44:03] lejah [840/943] has come upon David [96/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 16:22:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/19/15 18:55:00] David tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:49 towards level 51.
[04/20/15 10:50:51] lejah [444/943] has come upon David [106/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 01:02:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/20/15 14:36:19] lejah [897/943] has come upon David [557/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 12:56:59 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/20/15 16:53:55] lejah [504/943] has come upon David [472/683] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 02:28:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/20/15 19:54:55] lejah [152/943] has come upon David [635/683] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:01:20 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/20/15 22:55:55] lejah [62/943] has come upon David [321/683] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 16:28:21 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/21/15 00:06:50] David [180/683] has come upon Ajvorl [1102/1152] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:25:22 is added to David's clock.
[04/21/15 01:56:55] lejah [793/943] has come upon David [13/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 01:52:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/21/15 04:57:54] lejah [645/943] has come upon David [382/683] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 16:38:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/21/15 07:58:55] lejah [202/943] has come upon David [39/683] and rocked it! 2 days, 08:31:45 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/21/15 10:59:55] lejah [425/943] has come upon David [89/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:23:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/21/15 14:00:55] lejah [689/943] has come upon David [266/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:05:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/21/15 17:01:54] lejah [801/943] has come upon David [509/683] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 13:33:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/21/15 20:02:53] lejah [759/943] has come upon David [606/683] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 08:41:34 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/21/15 23:03:54] lejah [520/943] has come upon David [60/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:24:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/22/15 02:04:53] lejah [798/943] has come upon David [473/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:38:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/22/15 05:05:53] lejah [298/943] has come upon David [630/683] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:26:08 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/22/15 08:06:53] lejah [85/943] has come upon David [379/683] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:05:42 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/22/15 11:07:53] lejah [395/943] has come upon David [461/683] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:48:02 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/22/15 13:55:22] David invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:52 towards level 51.
[04/22/15 14:08:53] lejah [706/943] has come upon David [652/683] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 00:57:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/22/15 17:09:53] lejah [219/943] has come upon David [416/683] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:35:51 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/22/15 20:10:53] lejah [121/943] has come upon David [233/683] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:16:05 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/22/15 23:11:53] lejah [320/943] has come upon David [121/683] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 23:58:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/23/15 01:09:05] kocka [822/1164] has come upon David [647/683] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 11:11:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/23/15 02:12:52] lejah [273/943] has come upon David [490/683] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 12:05:47 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/23/15 05:13:52] lejah [133/943] has come upon David [136/683] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 12:43:55 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/23/15 06:44:01] David [114/683] has come upon endre [495/1252] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:42:20 is added to David's clock.
[04/23/15 08:14:52] lejah [538/943] has come upon David [250/683] and rocked it! 0 days, 22:59:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/23/15 08:14:52] In the fierce battle, David dropped his level 78 shield! lejah picks it up, tossing his old level 48 shield to David.
[04/23/15 11:15:51] lejah [626/970] has come upon David [16/656] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:03:39 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/23/15 14:16:52] lejah [923/970] has come upon David [605/656] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:41:39 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/23/15 17:17:52] lejah [454/970] has come upon David [88/656] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:41:20 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/23/15 20:18:51] lejah [206/970] has come upon David [594/656] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:47:21 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/23/15 23:19:51] lejah [439/970] has come upon David [494/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:58:59 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/24/15 02:20:51] lejah [281/970] has come upon David [531/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 06:11:27 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/24/15 05:21:50] lejah [957/970] has come upon David [9/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:59:38 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/24/15 08:22:50] lejah [491/970] has come upon David [564/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:25:56 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/24/15 11:23:50] lejah [915/970] has come upon David [114/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:36:09 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/24/15 12:37:16] Reggie, d-__-b, endre, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/24/15 14:24:49] lejah [520/970] has come upon David [146/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:18:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/24/15 17:25:50] lejah [246/970] has come upon David [547/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:00:13 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/24/15 20:26:49] lejah [423/970] has come upon David [38/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:48 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/24/15 23:27:49] lejah [246/970] has come upon David [30/657] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:33:14 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/25/15 02:28:49] lejah [682/970] has come upon David [367/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:53:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/25/15 05:29:49] lejah [676/970] has come upon David [76/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/25/15 08:30:49] lejah [806/970] has come upon David [609/657] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:46:46 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/25/15 09:23:15] David [605/657] has come upon peta [425/885] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 04:54:19 is removed from David's clock.
[04/25/15 10:03:48] David [163/657] has come upon m00 [147/911] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 20:58:26 is removed from David's clock.
[04/25/15 11:31:48] lejah [379/970] has come upon David [168/657] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:19:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/25/15 14:32:49] lejah [775/977] has come upon David [418/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 23:13:39 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/25/15 17:33:48] lejah [664/977] has come upon David [271/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 02:47:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/25/15 20:34:48] lejah [659/977] has come upon David [411/657] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 08:49:14 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/25/15 21:01:18] David tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:15 towards level 52.
[04/25/15 23:35:48] lejah [312/977] has come upon David [593/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 17:55:00 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/26/15 02:36:48] lejah [741/977] has come upon David [571/657] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 00:32:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/26/15 05:37:47] lejah [945/977] has come upon David [167/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 09:43:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/26/15 08:38:47] lejah [193/977] has come upon David [480/657] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 06:03:31 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/26/15 11:39:47] lejah [221/977] has come upon David [463/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 09:37:54 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/26/15 14:40:47] lejah [886/977] has come upon David [115/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 09:21:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/26/15 17:41:46] lejah [163/977] has come upon David [5/657] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 20:20:48 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/26/15 20:42:47] lejah [145/977] has come upon David [307/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 23:11:36 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/26/15 23:43:46] lejah [388/977] has come upon David [239/657] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 14:12:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/27/15 02:44:46] lejah [741/977] has come upon David [441/657] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 03:29:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/27/15 05:45:46] lejah [9/977] has come upon David [217/657] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 04:51:44 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/27/15 08:46:46] lejah [757/977] has come upon David [286/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 18:01:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/27/15 11:47:45] lejah [178/977] has come upon David [221/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 21:21:34 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/27/15 14:25:19] wabbit_ [150/222] has come upon David [653/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[04/27/15 14:48:46] lejah [49/977] has come upon David [523/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:38:36 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/27/15 15:55:41] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:32:28 is added to his clock.
[04/27/15 17:49:45] lejah [755/977] has come upon David [170/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 17:10:20 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/27/15 20:44:01] DarwickAK [173/1089] has come upon David [353/657] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 00:34:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/27/15 20:50:45] lejah [228/977] has come upon David [22/657] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 11:52:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/27/15 23:51:44] lejah [85/977] has come upon David [377/657] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 18:12:07 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/28/15 02:52:45] lejah [685/977] has come upon David [4/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:01:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/28/15 05:53:44] lejah [258/977] has come upon David [590/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:44:31 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/28/15 08:54:44] lejah [203/977] has come upon David [256/657] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 17:42:10 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/28/15 11:55:44] lejah [701/977] has come upon David [248/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:06:36 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/28/15 14:56:44] lejah [815/977] has come upon David [480/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:38:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/28/15 17:57:44] lejah [317/977] has come upon David [271/657] and rocked it! 0 days, 23:05:36 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/28/15 20:58:43] lejah [747/977] has come upon David [280/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:57:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/28/15 23:59:43] lejah [925/977] has come upon David [7/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:12:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/29/15 03:00:44] lejah [843/977] has come upon David [255/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:46:36 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/29/15 03:00:44] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:34:00 is added to David's clock.
[04/29/15 05:18:57] koszik [765/1320] has come upon David [531/657] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 21:52:58 is removed from koszik's clock.
[04/29/15 06:01:42] lejah [194/977] has come upon David [534/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:22:27 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/29/15 09:02:43] lejah [584/977] has come upon David [239/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:11:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/29/15 12:03:42] lejah [671/977] has come upon David [547/657] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:29:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/29/15 15:04:42] lejah [728/977] has come upon David [301/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:05:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/29/15 18:05:42] lejah [85/977] has come upon David [31/657] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:07:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/29/15 21:06:41] lejah [293/977] has come upon David [625/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:54:09 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/29/15 22:37:20] Reggie, DarwickAK, and m00 [2041/3045] have team battled David, Ajvorl, and koszik [423/3138] and won! 4 days, 19:53:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/15 00:07:42] lejah [44/977] has come upon David [338/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:49:28 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/30/15 03:08:42] lejah [341/977] has come upon David [152/657] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 06:38:51 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/30/15 04:43:44] David bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:06 towards level 52.
[04/30/15 06:09:41] lejah [362/977] has come upon David [470/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:12:04 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/30/15 09:10:41] lejah [515/977] has come upon David [466/657] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:01:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/30/15 12:11:41] lejah [581/977] has come upon David [298/657] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:56:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/30/15 13:02:35] David [195/657] has come upon CaptianObvious [219/1120] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:48:32 is added to David's clock.
[04/30/15 15:12:41] lejah [196/1008] has come upon David [13/657] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:59:04 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/30/15 17:48:42] koszik [1217/1320] has come upon David [148/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 15:57:48 is removed from koszik's clock.
[04/30/15 18:13:40] lejah [994/1008] has come upon David [279/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:08:39 is removed from lejah's clock.
[04/30/15 21:14:40] lejah [130/1008] has come upon David [539/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:24:10 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/01/15 00:15:41] lejah [903/1008] has come upon David [392/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:12:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/01/15 03:16:41] lejah [47/1008] has come upon David [547/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:55:26 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/01/15 05:24:06] David [339/657] has come upon lqx [212/672] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:04:16 is removed from David's clock.
[05/01/15 06:17:41] lejah [529/1008] has come upon David [394/657] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:19:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/01/15 09:18:39] lejah [413/1008] has come upon David [178/657] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:48:39 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/01/15 12:19:40] lejah [803/1008] has come upon David [454/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/01/15 12:24:37] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 118 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:51:15 is added to David's timer towards level 52.
[05/01/15 15:20:39] lejah [65/1008] has come upon David [592/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 12:42:34 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/01/15 18:21:39] lejah [146/1008] has come upon David [612/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 21:47:16 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/01/15 21:22:39] lejah [607/1008] has come upon David [124/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 17:44:30 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/02/15 00:23:38] lejah [364/1008] has come upon David [327/657] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 13:19:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/02/15 03:24:39] lejah [539/1008] has come upon David [261/657] and rocked it! 7 days, 12:19:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/02/15 03:24:39] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:02:47 is added to David's clock.
[05/02/15 06:25:38] lejah [560/1008] has come upon David [579/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 20:21:28 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/02/15 09:26:38] lejah [2/1008] has come upon David [232/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 02:36:41 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/02/15 12:27:38] lejah [870/1008] has come upon David [381/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 12:31:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/02/15 15:28:38] lejah [348/1008] has come upon David [622/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 20:27:20 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/02/15 18:29:38] lejah [982/1008] has come upon David [113/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 01:13:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/02/15 21:30:37] lejah [718/1008] has come upon David [589/657] and rocked it! 6 days, 04:33:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/02/15 22:29:27] David [326/657] has come upon kurvaanyad [359/1171] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 14:45:36 is added to David's clock.
[05/03/15 00:31:38] lejah [211/1008] has come upon David [635/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:02:56 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/03/15 03:32:37] lejah [766/1008] has come upon David [66/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 06:43:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/03/15 06:33:37] lejah [345/1008] has come upon David [487/657] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 22:23:57 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/03/15 09:34:37] lejah [645/1008] has come upon David [243/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 19:30:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/03/15 12:35:37] lejah [912/1008] has come upon David [111/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:05:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/03/15 15:36:36] lejah [692/1008] has come upon David [198/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 02:30:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/03/15 18:37:36] lejah [8/1008] has come upon David [243/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 10:41:43 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/03/15 21:34:16] David [88/657] has come upon Kiinga [806/961] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:52:06 is added to David's clock.
[05/03/15 21:38:36] lejah [668/1008] has come upon David [121/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:33:09 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/04/15 00:39:35] lejah [626/1008] has come upon David [634/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 07:54:11 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/04/15 03:40:35] lejah [752/1008] has come upon David [155/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 15:00:14 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/04/15 06:41:35] lejah [188/1008] has come upon David [308/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 05:18:13 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/04/15 09:42:35] lejah [91/1008] has come upon David [570/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:08:37 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/04/15 12:43:34] lejah [692/1008] has come upon David [401/657] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 13:29:42 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/04/15 15:44:35] lejah [222/1008] has come upon David [478/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 04:35:48 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/04/15 18:45:35] lejah [69/1008] has come upon David [144/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 06:23:15 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/04/15 21:46:35] lejah [214/1008] has come upon David [408/657] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 08:18:12 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/05/15 00:47:34] lejah [463/1008] has come upon David [529/657] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 10:21:12 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/05/15 03:48:34] lejah [963/1008] has come upon David [139/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:17:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/05/15 06:49:34] lejah [220/1008] has come upon David [308/657] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 02:09:22 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/05/15 08:08:17] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:25:06 is removed from their time toward level 53.
[05/05/15 09:50:34] lejah [200/1008] has come upon David [15/657] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 03:35:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/05/15 11:48:48] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:21:00 is removed from their time toward level 53.
[05/05/15 12:51:33] lejah [319/1008] has come upon David [633/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:57:14 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/05/15 15:52:33] lejah [228/1008] has come upon David [384/657] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 01:25:10 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/05/15 18:44:02] David [216/657] has come upon Darwick [365/935] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 08:21:16 is added to David's clock.
[05/05/15 18:53:33] lejah [86/1008] has come upon David [430/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:59:16 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/05/15 21:36:55] CaptianObvious [387/1120] has come upon David [194/657] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 15:26:51 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/05/15 21:54:33] lejah [330/1008] has come upon David [222/657] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 05:14:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/06/15 00:00:29] kocka, Ajvorl, and koszik [1129/3400] have team battled David, lejah, and endre [974/2947] and won! 0 days, 06:30:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/15 00:55:33] lejah [501/1008] has come upon David [288/657] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 21:55:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/06/15 03:56:33] lejah [20/1008] has come upon David [117/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 21:18:08 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/06/15 06:57:32] lejah [666/1008] has come upon David [591/657] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 17:56:19 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/06/15 09:58:32] lejah [875/1008] has come upon David [7/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:05:39 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/06/15 12:59:32] lejah [290/1008] has come upon David [629/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:41:51 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/06/15 16:00:32] lejah [772/1008] has come upon David [3/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:47:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/06/15 17:18:58] Ajvorl [1122/1161] has come upon David [250/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 19:46:03 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[05/06/15 19:01:32] lejah [398/1008] has come upon David [413/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:08:56 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/06/15 22:02:32] lejah [983/1008] has come upon David [28/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:42:39 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/07/15 00:44:02] David [155/657] has come upon m00 [448/911] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 05:55:02 is added to David's clock.
[05/07/15 01:03:31] lejah [307/1008] has come upon David [562/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:42:26 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/07/15 04:04:31] lejah [17/1008] has come upon David [518/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:27:20 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/07/15 07:05:31] lejah [164/1008] has come upon David [329/657] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 13:43:35 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/07/15 10:06:31] lejah [527/1008] has come upon David [513/657] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 02:53:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/07/15 10:32:01] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:55:15 is added to his clock.
[05/07/15 13:07:30] lejah [638/1008] has come upon David [81/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:17:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/07/15 16:08:11] lejah [709/1008] has come upon David [375/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:34:09 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/07/15 16:36:50] David bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:31:56 towards level 53.
[05/08/15 16:44:12] DarwickAK, kocka, and David [1127/2897] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and endre [427/3798] and won! 1 day, 11:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/15 07:32:34] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 197 damage. 0 days, 00:52:18 is added to David's timer towards level 53.
[05/10/15 06:53:16] David was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:37:54 from level 53.
[05/10/15 15:11:20] David was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:21:44 from level 53.
[05/10/15 22:36:19] David invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:43 towards level 53.
[05/11/15 09:30:20] kocka, DarwickAK, David, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/15 09:44:01] Kiinga [775/966] has come upon David [281/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:23:35 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[05/11/15 19:44:02] David [208/657] has come upon IRPGbot [803/1322] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:59:09 is added to David's clock.
[05/12/15 04:44:24] lejah [2/1008] has come upon David [380/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 03:24:54 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/12/15 16:48:24] lejah [57/1008] has come upon David [370/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:07:12 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/12/15 19:06:46] David [536/657] has come upon kurvaanyad [957/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:41:45 is added to David's clock.
[05/12/15 19:07:09] David [206/657] has come upon kurvaanyad [368/1171] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:05:55 is added to David's clock.
[05/13/15 04:52:23] lejah [750/1008] has come upon David [365/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 02:33:12 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/13/15 17:38:49] GDI, peta, Edina, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/15 20:18:23] Joska, lejah, and Reggie [1549/3046] have team battled David, Ajvorl, and kurvaanyad [700/3007] and won! 2 days, 18:11:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/15 07:44:03] GDI [896/1284] has come upon David [23/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:33:11 is removed from GDI's clock.
[05/14/15 16:38:00] David learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:35 towards level 53.
[05/14/15 17:03:47] lejah [469/1011] has come upon David [465/657] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 16:52:08 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/14/15 20:04:47] lejah [950/1011] has come upon David [154/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:25:29 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/14/15 23:05:46] lejah [257/1011] has come upon David [35/657] and rocked it! 1 day, 00:20:14 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/15/15 02:06:46] lejah [312/1011] has come upon David [224/657] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 20:46:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/15/15 04:42:47] David found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:37 towards level 53.
[05/15/15 05:07:46] lejah [792/1011] has come upon David [293/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:41:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/15/15 08:08:46] lejah [787/1011] has come upon David [24/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:59:46 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/15/15 11:09:46] lejah [80/1011] has come upon David [167/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:48:50 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/15/15 14:10:46] lejah [631/1011] has come upon David [470/657] and rocked it! 0 days, 13:08:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/15/15 17:11:45] lejah [818/1011] has come upon David [99/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:02:48 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/15/15 17:11:45] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:06:33 is added to David's clock.
[05/15/15 17:55:26] kocka [175/919] has come upon David [373/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 07:59:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/15/15 20:12:45] lejah [646/1011] has come upon David [72/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:13:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/15/15 20:46:50] DarwickAK, wabbit_, and endre [269/3306] have team battled CaptianObvious, koszik, and David [2348/3097] and lost! 0 days, 03:49:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/15 23:13:45] lejah [77/1011] has come upon David [404/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:06:26 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/16/15 02:14:44] lejah [740/1011] has come upon David [410/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:46:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/16/15 05:15:44] lejah [983/1011] has come upon David [628/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:22:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/16/15 08:16:45] lejah [112/1011] has come upon David [202/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:46:18 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/16/15 11:17:44] lejah [621/1011] has come upon David [268/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:56 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/16/15 11:58:12] David tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:16 towards level 53.
[05/16/15 14:18:44] lejah [496/1011] has come upon David [15/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:11:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/16/15 17:19:43] lejah [334/1011] has come upon David [511/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:17:14 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/16/15 19:44:03] Reggie [67/1051] has come upon David [572/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:30:51 is added to Reggie's clock.
[05/16/15 20:20:44] lejah [354/1011] has come upon David [158/657] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:09:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/16/15 20:36:39] David [436/657] has come upon peta [694/885] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to David's clock.
[05/16/15 23:21:43] lejah [73/1011] has come upon David [48/657] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:29:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/17/15 02:22:44] lejah [164/1011] has come upon David [583/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:29:16 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/17/15 05:23:43] lejah [618/1011] has come upon David [480/657] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:34:38 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/17/15 05:44:01] Joska [372/984] has come upon David [228/657] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 07:32:50 is removed from Joska's clock.
[05/17/15 08:24:42] lejah [405/1011] has come upon David [282/657] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:06:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/17/15 11:25:42] lejah [473/1011] has come upon David [549/657] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 16:18:36 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/17/15 14:26:42] lejah [576/1011] has come upon David [426/657] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 06:28:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/17/15 14:48:52] Edina, David, and d-__-b [1907/2171] have team battled CaptianObvious, lejah, and Ajvorl [1491/3310] and won! 0 days, 19:46:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/15 17:27:42] lejah [68/1011] has come upon David [216/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 06:29:46 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/17/15 20:28:42] lejah [327/1011] has come upon David [569/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 15:08:23 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/17/15 23:29:42] lejah [796/1011] has come upon David [498/657] and rocked it! 11 days, 04:08:59 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/18/15 02:30:41] lejah [125/1011] has come upon David [322/657] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 05:24:24 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/18/15 05:31:41] lejah [267/1011] has come upon David [64/657] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 08:48:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/18/15 06:12:27] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 08:17:22 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[05/18/15 08:32:41] lejah [273/1011] has come upon David [112/657] and rocked it! 9 days, 00:04:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/18/15 11:33:41] lejah [869/1011] has come upon David [113/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 08:19:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/18/15 14:34:41] lejah [50/1011] has come upon David [618/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 10:23:19 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/18/15 17:35:40] lejah [653/1011] has come upon David [506/657] and rocked it! 6 days, 19:19:34 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/18/15 20:36:40] lejah [625/1011] has come upon David [565/657] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 21:42:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/18/15 23:37:40] lejah [727/1011] has come upon David [589/657] and rocked it! 5 days, 02:53:17 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/19/15 02:38:41] lejah [851/1011] has come upon David [253/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 10:31:14 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/19/15 05:39:40] lejah [434/1011] has come upon David [55/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 20:16:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/19/15 08:40:40] lejah [633/1011] has come upon David [95/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 07:53:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/19/15 11:41:40] lejah [210/1011] has come upon David [461/657] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 13:12:54 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/19/15 14:42:39] lejah [888/1011] has come upon David [525/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 01:33:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/19/15 17:43:39] lejah [436/1011] has come upon David [420/657] and rocked it! 2 days, 11:46:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/19/15 20:44:39] lejah [295/1011] has come upon David [513/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 03:47:24 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/19/15 23:45:39] lejah [662/1011] has come upon David [427/657] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 06:49:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/20/15 02:46:39] lejah [994/1011] has come upon David [154/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 23:18:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/20/15 05:47:38] lejah [535/1011] has come upon David [276/657] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 16:46:04 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/20/15 08:48:38] lejah [463/1011] has come upon David [353/657] and rocked it! 1 day, 11:04:33 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/20/15 11:49:38] lejah [743/1011] has come upon David [621/657] and rocked it! 1 day, 06:07:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/20/15 14:50:37] lejah [723/1011] has come upon David [637/657] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 01:48:56 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/20/15 17:51:37] lejah [326/1011] has come upon David [513/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:52:57 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/20/15 20:52:37] lejah [793/1011] has come upon David [92/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:13:12 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/20/15 23:53:37] lejah [820/1011] has come upon David [637/657] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 19:48:33 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/21/15 01:35:13] David had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:18 towards level 54.
[05/21/15 02:54:37] lejah [870/1011] has come upon David [278/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:50:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/21/15 05:55:37] lejah [737/1011] has come upon David [263/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:15:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/21/15 08:56:36] lejah [53/1011] has come upon David [239/657] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:28:09 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/21/15 11:56:51] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:25:53 is added to his clock.
[05/21/15 11:57:36] lejah [42/1011] has come upon David [403/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:42:39 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/21/15 14:58:36] lejah [858/1011] has come upon David [487/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:37:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/21/15 17:59:36] lejah [637/1011] has come upon David [93/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:44:29 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/21/15 21:00:36] lejah [884/1011] has come upon David [236/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:20:34 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/22/15 00:01:35] lejah [351/1011] has come upon David [78/657] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:07:34 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/22/15 03:02:35] lejah [648/1011] has come upon David [282/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:04:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/22/15 06:03:35] lejah [345/1011] has come upon David [349/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:41:39 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/22/15 09:04:36] lejah [600/1011] has come upon David [416/657] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:58:29 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/22/15 12:05:35] lejah [891/1011] has come upon David [509/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:11:45 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/22/15 15:06:35] lejah [546/1011] has come upon David [592/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:49:03 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/22/15 15:44:01] David [583/657] has come upon Reggie [961/1051] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:55:03 is added to David's clock.
[05/22/15 18:07:35] lejah [982/1011] has come upon David [493/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:13:56 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/22/15 21:08:34] lejah [13/1011] has come upon David [183/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:27:44 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/23/15 00:09:35] lejah [859/1011] has come upon David [436/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:36 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/23/15 03:10:34] lejah [511/1011] has come upon David [375/657] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:03:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/23/15 03:10:34] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:23:00 is added to David's clock.
[05/23/15 06:11:35] lejah [711/1011] has come upon David [464/657] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 18:53:12 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/23/15 09:12:34] lejah [758/1011] has come upon David [495/657] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 08:50:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/23/15 12:13:33] lejah [47/1011] has come upon David [381/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 09:07:02 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/23/15 15:14:33] lejah [347/1011] has come upon David [28/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 16:29:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/23/15 18:15:33] lejah [281/1011] has come upon David [326/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 01:27:31 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/23/15 21:16:32] lejah [1006/1011] has come upon David [93/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 01:16:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/23/15 23:03:14] David was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:10 towards level 54.
[05/24/15 00:17:32] lejah [780/1011] has come upon David [218/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 05:44:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/24/15 02:44:03] David [348/657] has come upon m00 [514/910] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 23:55:55 is added to David's clock.
[05/24/15 03:18:33] lejah [149/1011] has come upon David [250/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 10:41:29 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/24/15 06:10:23] David found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:25:30 towards level 54.
[05/24/15 06:19:32] lejah [563/1011] has come upon David [528/657] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 20:14:10 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/24/15 09:20:32] lejah [380/1011] has come upon David [495/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 06:14:27 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/24/15 12:21:32] lejah [455/1011] has come upon David [142/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:23:33 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/24/15 12:44:01] David [407/657] has come upon [Sanyi] [505/1056] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 23:06:28 is added to David's clock.
[05/24/15 15:22:32] lejah [734/1011] has come upon David [524/657] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 00:19:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/24/15 18:23:32] lejah [56/1011] has come upon David [652/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:54:35 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/24/15 21:24:31] lejah [697/1011] has come upon David [462/657] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 16:51:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/25/15 00:25:32] lejah [788/1011] has come upon David [101/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:54:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/25/15 03:26:31] lejah [658/1011] has come upon David [489/657] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 03:28:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/25/15 06:27:31] lejah [776/1011] has come upon David [463/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 17:15:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/25/15 09:28:31] lejah [131/1011] has come upon David [397/661] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 06:21:47 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/25/15 10:48:13] David [655/661] has come upon d-__-b [216/695] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:18:53 is removed from David's clock.
[05/25/15 12:29:30] lejah [516/1011] has come upon David [288/661] and rocked it! 2 days, 11:56:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/25/15 15:30:31] lejah [712/1011] has come upon David [113/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:45:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/25/15 18:31:30] lejah [571/1011] has come upon David [470/661] and rocked it! 1 day, 20:38:17 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/25/15 18:31:30] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:16:39 is added to David's clock.
[05/25/15 21:32:30] lejah [648/1011] has come upon David [594/661] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 14:26:34 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/26/15 00:33:29] lejah [219/1011] has come upon David [424/661] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:47:52 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/26/15 03:34:30] lejah [254/1011] has come upon David [100/661] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 10:58:29 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/26/15 06:35:30] lejah [416/1011] has come upon David [437/661] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 16:10:23 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/26/15 09:36:30] lejah [474/1011] has come upon David [486/661] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 17:05:39 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/26/15 12:37:29] lejah [287/1011] has come upon David [204/661] and rocked it! 1 day, 09:34:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/26/15 15:38:29] lejah [284/1011] has come upon David [196/661] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 04:49:10 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/26/15 18:39:28] lejah [422/1011] has come upon David [573/661] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:17:22 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/26/15 21:40:29] lejah [782/1011] has come upon David [523/661] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 02:00:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/26/15 23:20:53] David grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:53:06 towards level 54.
[05/27/15 00:41:28] lejah [849/1011] has come upon David [572/661] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 22:14:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/27/15 03:42:29] lejah [220/1011] has come upon David [522/661] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:12:30 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/27/15 06:43:28] lejah [232/1011] has come upon David [62/661] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:53:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/27/15 08:32:45] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 10:46:46 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[05/27/15 09:44:27] lejah [142/1011] has come upon David [122/661] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 16:54:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/27/15 12:45:28] lejah [285/1011] has come upon David [532/661] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 07:42:57 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/27/15 15:46:27] lejah [813/1011] has come upon David [223/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:56:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/27/15 18:47:27] lejah [271/1011] has come upon David [541/661] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:47:16 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/27/15 21:48:27] lejah [530/1011] has come upon David [120/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:05:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/28/15 00:49:26] lejah [796/1011] has come upon David [475/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:00:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/28/15 03:50:27] lejah [852/1011] has come upon David [389/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:36:49 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/28/15 06:51:26] lejah [601/1011] has come upon David [274/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:06:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/28/15 09:52:27] lejah [901/1011] has come upon David [77/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:09:09 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/28/15 12:53:26] lejah [479/1011] has come upon David [623/661] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:40:16 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/28/15 15:54:25] lejah [728/1011] has come upon David [591/661] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:55:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/28/15 18:55:26] lejah [232/1011] has come upon David [46/661] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 08:02:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/28/15 21:56:26] lejah [800/1011] has come upon David [533/661] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 06:35:51 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/29/15 00:57:26] lejah [20/1011] has come upon David [392/661] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:52:46 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/29/15 03:58:24] lejah [82/1011] has come upon David [393/661] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:52:11 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/29/15 06:59:24] lejah [585/1011] has come upon David [66/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:18:38 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/29/15 10:00:25] lejah [948/1011] has come upon David [574/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:13:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/29/15 10:00:25] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:41:33 is added to David's clock.
[05/29/15 13:01:24] lejah [794/1011] has come upon David [31/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:17:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/29/15 16:02:24] lejah [494/1011] has come upon David [261/661] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:28:01 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/29/15 19:03:24] lejah [853/1011] has come upon David [253/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:45:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/29/15 22:04:23] lejah [323/1011] has come upon David [218/661] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:08:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/30/15 01:05:23] lejah [346/1011] has come upon David [293/661] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:35:40 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/30/15 04:06:23] lejah [78/1011] has come upon David [386/661] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:04:02 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/30/15 07:07:24] lejah [108/1011] has come upon David [170/661] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 04:54:19 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/30/15 10:08:23] lejah [329/1011] has come upon David [101/661] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 23:23:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/30/15 13:09:23] lejah [137/1011] has come upon David [576/661] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:12:06 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/30/15 13:44:01] David [424/661] has come upon kurvaanyad [553/1137] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:17:52 is added to David's clock.
[05/30/15 16:10:22] lejah [680/1011] has come upon David [257/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 11:00:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/30/15 19:11:22] lejah [509/1011] has come upon David [584/661] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 00:24:11 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/30/15 22:12:23] lejah [521/1011] has come upon David [429/661] and rocked it! 5 days, 23:28:59 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/31/15 01:13:22] lejah [41/1011] has come upon David [257/661] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 02:12:06 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/31/15 04:14:22] lejah [983/1011] has come upon David [442/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 03:21:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/31/15 04:44:01] m00 [627/910] has come upon David [344/661] and rocked it! 5 days, 13:39:46 is removed from m00's clock.
[05/31/15 07:15:22] lejah [786/1011] has come upon David [143/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:03:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/31/15 07:57:02] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:18:49 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[05/31/15 10:16:21] lejah [346/1011] has come upon David [429/661] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 16:06:10 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/31/15 13:17:21] lejah [389/1011] has come upon David [270/661] and rocked it! 3 days, 07:17:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/31/15 15:12:56] David was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:53 towards level 54.
[05/31/15 16:18:21] lejah [513/1011] has come upon David [338/661] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 04:09:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/31/15 17:00:40] koszik [1109/1285] has come upon David [115/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 18:38:19 is removed from koszik's clock.
[05/31/15 17:00:41] koszik has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:36:12 is added to David's clock.
[05/31/15 19:19:21] lejah [689/1011] has come upon David [439/661] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 17:52:17 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/31/15 22:20:21] lejah [440/1011] has come upon David [462/661] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 06:38:49 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/01/15 01:21:20] lejah [241/1011] has come upon David [188/661] and rocked it! 2 days, 12:30:29 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/01/15 03:40:15] David [389/661] has come upon [Sanyi] [728/1060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to David's clock.
[06/01/15 04:22:20] lejah [883/1011] has come upon David [160/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:14:59 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/01/15 07:23:20] lejah [489/1011] has come upon David [399/661] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 21:03:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/01/15 10:24:21] lejah [791/1011] has come upon David [278/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:48:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/01/15 13:25:20] lejah [653/1011] has come upon David [101/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:22:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/01/15 16:26:19] lejah [89/1011] has come upon David [547/661] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:25:28 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/01/15 19:27:19] lejah [281/1011] has come upon David [605/661] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:17:35 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/01/15 22:28:19] lejah [637/1011] has come upon David [86/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:59:04 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/01/15 22:28:19] In the fierce battle, David dropped his level 58 set of leggings! lejah picks it up, tossing his old level 54 set of leggings to David.
[06/02/15 01:29:19] lejah [280/1015] has come upon David [467/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 14:46:20 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/02/15 04:30:20] lejah [353/1015] has come upon David [151/657] and rocked it! 1 day, 04:57:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/02/15 07:31:18] lejah [924/1015] has come upon David [179/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:48:19 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/02/15 10:32:18] lejah [776/1015] has come upon David [349/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:11:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/02/15 13:21:37] lejah, David, and d-__-b [867/2396] have team battled wabbit_, Edina, and kocka [897/2527] and lost! 1 day, 03:47:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/15 13:33:18] lejah [132/1015] has come upon David [624/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:39:37 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/02/15 16:34:18] lejah [80/1015] has come upon David [40/657] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 01:18:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/02/15 19:35:18] lejah [131/1015] has come upon David [222/657] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:38:37 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/02/15 22:36:18] lejah [795/1015] has come upon David [314/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 01:01:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/03/15 00:39:06] David [579/657] has come upon peta [594/885] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 03:10:41 is added to David's clock.
[06/03/15 01:37:18] lejah [346/1015] has come upon David [180/657] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 21:23:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/03/15 03:49:40] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 26. 0 days, 00:54:24 is added to David's timer towards level 55.
[06/03/15 04:38:17] lejah [805/1015] has come upon David [435/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:12:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/03/15 07:39:18] lejah [414/1015] has come upon David [611/657] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:19:15 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/03/15 10:40:17] lejah [183/1048] has come upon David [27/657] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:08:34 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/03/15 13:41:17] lejah [446/1048] has come upon David [656/657] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 07:21:04 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/03/15 16:42:16] lejah [500/1041] has come upon David [275/657] and rocked it! 0 days, 10:36:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/03/15 17:38:20] David learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:16 towards level 55.
[06/03/15 19:43:16] lejah [802/1041] has come upon David [392/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:50:28 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/03/15 22:44:03] peta [199/885] has come upon David [603/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:23:30 is added to peta's clock.
[06/03/15 22:44:17] lejah [359/1041] has come upon David [143/657] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 07:17:59 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/04/15 01:45:16] lejah [266/1041] has come upon David [585/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:12:30 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/04/15 04:46:15] lejah [384/1041] has come upon David [50/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:59:01 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/04/15 04:46:15] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:30:43 is added to David's clock.
[06/04/15 07:47:15] lejah [597/1041] has come upon David [403/657] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:48:49 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/04/15 10:48:16] lejah [587/1041] has come upon David [70/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:03:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/04/15 13:49:15] lejah [976/1041] has come upon David [614/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:16:24 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/04/15 16:50:15] lejah [161/1041] has come upon David [16/657] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:35:08 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/04/15 19:30:15] peta, kocka, David, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/15 19:51:15] lejah [985/1041] has come upon David [160/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:59:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/04/15 22:52:14] lejah [841/1041] has come upon David [332/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:28:01 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/05/15 01:53:14] lejah [30/1041] has come upon David [56/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:00:27 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/05/15 04:44:01] Sanyi [245/1125] has come upon David [309/657] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:21:16 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[06/05/15 04:54:14] lejah [13/1041] has come upon David [216/657] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 10:29:52 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/05/15 07:55:14] lejah [297/1041] has come upon David [396/657] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 19:25:17 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/05/15 10:56:14] lejah [1021/1041] has come upon David [498/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 12:39:30 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/05/15 13:57:13] lejah [419/1041] has come upon David [630/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 09:23:33 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/05/15 16:58:14] lejah [748/1041] has come upon David [402/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 16:43:46 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/05/15 18:44:07] David bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:00 towards level 55.
[06/05/15 19:59:13] lejah [467/1041] has come upon David [333/657] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 06:57:45 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/05/15 23:00:13] lejah [976/1041] has come upon David [354/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 01:35:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/06/15 02:01:13] lejah [788/1041] has come upon David [269/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 00:01:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/06/15 05:02:12] lejah [241/1041] has come upon David [116/657] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 01:47:29 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/06/15 08:03:13] lejah [972/1041] has come upon David [240/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 06:26:46 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/06/15 11:04:12] lejah [570/1041] has come upon David [569/657] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 13:36:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/06/15 14:05:12] lejah [978/1041] has come upon David [30/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:58:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/06/15 17:06:12] lejah [13/1041] has come upon David [196/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 00:20:52 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/06/15 20:07:12] lejah [298/1041] has come upon David [278/657] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 23:42:30 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/06/15 23:08:12] lejah [582/1041] has come upon David [538/657] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 10:52:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/07/15 02:09:12] lejah [1022/1041] has come upon David [229/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 23:43:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/07/15 05:10:11] lejah [762/1041] has come upon David [342/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 14:00:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/07/15 06:44:01] David [123/657] has come upon Sanyi [853/1125] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:40:18 is added to David's clock.
[06/07/15 06:54:31] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:10:06 is removed from their time toward level 55.
[06/07/15 08:11:11] lejah [797/1041] has come upon David [321/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:33:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/07/15 11:12:11] lejah [672/1041] has come upon David [103/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:37:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/07/15 14:13:10] lejah [49/1041] has come upon David [644/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:02:22 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/07/15 17:14:10] lejah [158/1041] has come upon David [462/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:26:28 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/07/15 20:15:11] lejah [434/1041] has come upon David [72/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:10:33 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/07/15 23:16:10] lejah [553/1041] has come upon David [507/657] and rocked it! 1 day, 17:31:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/08/15 02:17:10] lejah [400/1041] has come upon David [453/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 19:14:23 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/08/15 05:18:10] lejah [316/1041] has come upon David [260/657] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 06:12:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/08/15 08:19:10] lejah [416/1041] has come upon David [654/657] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 13:56:19 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/08/15 11:20:10] lejah [12/1041] has come upon David [208/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 14:42:12 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/08/15 14:21:09] lejah [564/1041] has come upon David [396/657] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 04:49:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/08/15 17:22:09] lejah [838/1041] has come upon David [100/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:41:09 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/08/15 20:23:08] lejah [568/1041] has come upon David [113/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:43:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/08/15 23:24:09] lejah [608/1041] has come upon David [438/657] and rocked it! 0 days, 10:29:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/08/15 23:24:09] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:50:36 is added to David's clock.
[06/09/15 02:25:08] lejah [726/1041] has come upon David [640/657] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 08:43:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/09/15 05:26:08] lejah [149/1041] has come upon David [172/657] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:37:18 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/09/15 08:27:08] lejah [692/1041] has come upon David [178/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:49:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/09/15 11:28:08] lejah [258/1041] has come upon David [117/657] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:47:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/09/15 14:29:07] lejah [1014/1041] has come upon David [500/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:11:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/09/15 17:30:08] lejah [900/1041] has come upon David [20/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:45:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/09/15 18:19:23] kocka, lejah, and koszik [2806/3183] have team battled CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and David [837/2976] and won! 0 days, 02:11:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/15 20:31:07] lejah [969/1041] has come upon David [655/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:51:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/09/15 23:32:07] lejah [668/1041] has come upon David [518/657] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:20:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/09/15 23:32:07] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:58:54 is added to David's clock.
[06/10/15 01:52:09] lejah [1006/1041] has come upon David [82/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 00:48:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/10/15 02:33:07] lejah [380/1041] has come upon David [586/657] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 20:27:33 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/10/15 05:34:07] lejah [1020/1041] has come upon David [290/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 15:20:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/10/15 08:35:06] lejah [820/1041] has come upon David [149/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 12:06:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/10/15 11:36:07] lejah [254/1041] has come upon David [5/657] and rocked it! 3 days, 21:39:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/10/15 11:36:07] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:44:04 is added to David's clock.
[06/10/15 14:38:07] lejah [199/1041] has come upon David [410/657] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 19:41:02 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/10/15 17:39:06] lejah [373/1041] has come upon David [391/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 22:31:50 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/10/15 18:42:00] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:16:14 is added to his clock.
[06/10/15 20:40:06] lejah [306/1041] has come upon David [480/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 01:34:35 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/10/15 23:41:06] lejah [11/1041] has come upon David [615/657] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:50:08 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/11/15 02:42:06] lejah [512/1041] has come upon David [161/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 08:36:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/11/15 05:43:06] lejah [1025/1041] has come upon David [632/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 23:31:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/11/15 08:44:06] lejah [553/1041] has come upon David [237/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 13:50:24 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/11/15 11:45:06] lejah [78/1041] has come upon David [188/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 04:45:30 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/11/15 14:46:06] lejah [406/1041] has come upon David [198/657] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 08:45:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/11/15 17:03:11] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:11:35 is added to his clock.
[06/11/15 17:47:05] lejah [606/1041] has come upon David [62/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:59:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/11/15 20:48:06] lejah [289/1041] has come upon David [112/657] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 18:13:28 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/11/15 23:49:05] lejah [787/1041] has come upon David [105/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:20:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/12/15 02:50:05] lejah [801/1041] has come upon David [295/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:13:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/12/15 05:51:04] lejah [759/1041] has come upon David [252/657] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:46:29 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/12/15 08:52:04] lejah [674/1041] has come upon David [556/657] and rocked it! 0 days, 22:54:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/12/15 11:46:59] [Sanyi], GDI, David, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/15 11:47:11] David [232/662] has come upon [Sanyi] [941/1060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:03:44 is added to David's clock.
[06/12/15 11:53:05] lejah [799/1041] has come upon David [57/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:31:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/12/15 14:54:03] lejah [481/1041] has come upon David [233/662] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 16:36:04 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/12/15 14:54:03] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:29:06 is added to David's clock.
[06/12/15 17:55:03] lejah [977/1041] has come upon David [323/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:03:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/12/15 20:56:03] lejah [625/1041] has come upon David [104/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:49:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/12/15 23:57:03] lejah [696/1041] has come upon David [594/662] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:54:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/13/15 00:51:46] David [290/662] has come upon peta [142/885] and rocked it! 2 days, 00:53:20 is removed from David's clock.
[06/13/15 02:58:03] lejah [942/1041] has come upon David [49/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:13:20 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/13/15 05:59:03] lejah [825/1041] has come upon David [389/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:45:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/13/15 09:00:03] lejah [287/1041] has come upon David [634/662] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:57:22 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/13/15 12:01:03] lejah [954/1041] has come upon David [446/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:45:40 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/13/15 12:55:12] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:42:33 is removed from their time toward level 55.
[06/13/15 12:55:12] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 66. 0 days, 00:54:12 is added to David's timer towards level 55.
[06/13/15 15:02:03] lejah [721/1041] has come upon David [197/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:37:12 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/13/15 18:03:03] lejah [479/1041] has come upon David [89/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:37:38 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/13/15 21:08:16] lejah [835/1041] has come upon David [415/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:45:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/13/15 21:08:16] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:08:01 is added to David's clock.
[06/14/15 00:09:15] lejah [623/1041] has come upon David [610/662] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:46:40 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/14/15 03:10:16] lejah [1005/1041] has come upon David [356/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:09:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/14/15 06:11:16] lejah [641/1041] has come upon David [319/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:36:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/14/15 06:51:48] Ajvorl [103/1192] has come upon David [364/662] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 23:14:39 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[06/14/15 09:12:15] lejah [105/1041] has come upon David [159/662] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:04:32 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/14/15 11:51:48] kocka [114/902] has come upon David [338/662] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 02:50:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/14/15 12:13:16] lejah [970/1041] has come upon David [143/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 08:57:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/14/15 15:14:14] lejah [997/1041] has come upon David [298/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 21:16:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/14/15 18:15:15] lejah [662/1041] has come upon David [658/662] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 14:02:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/14/15 21:16:15] lejah [916/1041] has come upon David [203/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 10:51:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/14/15 21:51:47] gyilkos [903/1303] has come upon David [97/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 13:57:58 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/14/15 23:12:15] Darwick [89/1213] has come upon David [331/662] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 13:59:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/15/15 00:17:14] lejah [829/1041] has come upon David [18/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 18:58:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/15/15 03:18:15] lejah [448/1041] has come upon David [621/662] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 04:08:18 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/15/15 06:19:14] lejah [336/1041] has come upon David [378/662] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 09:15:25 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/15/15 09:20:14] lejah [886/1041] has come upon David [334/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 17:04:38 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/15/15 12:21:13] lejah [761/1041] has come upon David [399/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 19:44:42 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/15/15 14:37:39] David [659/662] has come upon lejah [982/1041] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:16:41 is added to David's clock.
[06/15/15 15:22:13] lejah [567/1041] has come upon David [80/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 01:11:10 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/15/15 18:23:13] lejah [24/1041] has come upon David [205/662] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 08:33:35 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/15/15 21:24:14] lejah [159/1041] has come upon David [569/662] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 12:18:28 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/15/15 23:57:17] David was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:13:56 from level 55.
[06/16/15 00:25:12] lejah [810/1041] has come upon David [6/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 23:26:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/16/15 03:26:13] lejah [52/1041] has come upon David [366/662] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 07:44:44 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/16/15 06:27:12] lejah [948/1041] has come upon David [447/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 14:22:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/16/15 09:28:13] lejah [234/1041] has come upon David [594/662] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 03:29:55 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/16/15 12:29:12] lejah [347/1041] has come upon David [164/662] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 05:56:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/16/15 15:30:11] lejah [378/1041] has come upon David [352/662] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 16:17:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/16/15 18:31:11] lejah [561/1041] has come upon David [54/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:25:39 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/16/15 21:32:12] lejah [209/1041] has come upon David [39/662] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 18:05:59 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/16/15 22:28:47] David stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:02 towards level 55.
[06/17/15 00:33:11] lejah [319/1041] has come upon David [412/662] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 04:48:12 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/17/15 03:34:11] lejah [417/1041] has come upon David [325/662] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 08:50:39 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/17/15 03:34:11] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:58:25 is added to David's clock.
[06/17/15 06:35:11] lejah [358/1041] has come upon David [45/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:03:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/17/15 09:36:11] lejah [989/1041] has come upon David [230/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 18:17:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/17/15 12:37:12] lejah [146/1041] has come upon David [211/662] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 14:40:08 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/17/15 15:38:10] lejah [333/1041] has come upon David [517/662] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 15:29:04 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/17/15 15:59:52] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 157 damage. 0 days, 00:54:20 is added to David's timer towards level 55.
[06/17/15 18:39:10] lejah [405/1041] has come upon David [54/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:22:40 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/17/15 21:40:10] lejah [392/1041] has come upon David [324/662] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 02:02:12 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/18/15 00:41:10] lejah [325/1041] has come upon David [108/662] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 22:15:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/18/15 00:51:50] Ajvorl [177/1192] has come upon David [267/662] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 14:45:34 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[06/18/15 03:42:09] lejah [878/1041] has come upon David [303/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:58:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/18/15 05:51:34] m00, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/15 06:43:09] lejah [83/1041] has come upon David [556/662] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:40:38 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/18/15 07:56:55] David [308/662] has come upon gyilkos [440/1303] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 11:22:20 is added to David's clock.
[06/18/15 09:44:09] lejah [802/1041] has come upon David [546/662] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:51:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/18/15 12:45:09] lejah [794/1041] has come upon David [195/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:16:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/18/15 15:46:09] lejah [53/1041] has come upon David [661/662] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:28:22 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/18/15 18:47:09] lejah [42/1041] has come upon David [521/662] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:42:53 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/18/15 21:48:09] lejah [176/1041] has come upon David [190/662] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:58:25 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/19/15 00:49:08] lejah [454/1041] has come upon David [521/662] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 07:15:02 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/19/15 02:31:48] David [2/662] has come upon Kiinga [599/963] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:01:37 is added to David's clock.
[06/19/15 03:50:08] lejah [927/1041] has come upon David [266/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:00:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/19/15 06:51:08] lejah [550/1041] has come upon David [461/662] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:48:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/19/15 09:52:07] lejah [46/1041] has come upon David [17/662] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 09:52:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/19/15 11:46:43] wabbit_, m00, DarwickAK, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/15 12:53:07] lejah [880/1041] has come upon David [124/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:11:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/19/15 12:53:07] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:29:26 is added to David's clock.
[06/19/15 15:54:07] lejah [808/1041] has come upon David [60/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:44:28 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/19/15 16:51:50] koszik [619/1252] has come upon David [409/662] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 16:39:52 is removed from koszik's clock.
[06/19/15 18:55:07] lejah [871/1041] has come upon David [200/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:28:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/19/15 21:56:07] lejah [613/1041] has come upon David [387/662] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:22:09 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/20/15 00:57:07] lejah [148/1041] has come upon David [278/662] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:50:08 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/20/15 03:58:07] lejah [534/1041] has come upon David [493/662] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:15:19 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/20/15 03:58:07] In the fierce battle, David dropped his level 59 set of leggings! lejah picks it up, tossing his old level 58 set of leggings to David.
[06/20/15 06:59:06] lejah [142/1042] has come upon David [19/661] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:26:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/20/15 09:08:13] David [474/661] has come upon wabbit_ [206/885] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 04:58:12 is removed from David's clock.
[06/20/15 10:00:06] lejah [142/1042] has come upon David [182/661] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:55:55 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/20/15 13:01:06] lejah [678/1042] has come upon David [38/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:11:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/20/15 13:56:50] David, endre, and Kiinga [2258/2850] have team battled m00, peta, and wabbit_ [1930/2792] and won! 0 days, 06:19:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/15 16:02:06] lejah [593/1042] has come upon David [320/661] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:38:24 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/20/15 19:03:06] lejah [528/1042] has come upon David [118/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:09:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/20/15 22:04:05] lejah [474/1042] has come upon David [84/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 05:23:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/21/15 01:05:05] lejah [795/1042] has come upon David [133/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 03:20:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/21/15 04:06:06] lejah [212/1042] has come upon David [618/661] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 08:03:12 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/21/15 07:07:05] lejah [146/1042] has come upon David [155/661] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 13:26:45 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/21/15 08:51:48] gyilkos [274/1303] has come upon David [511/661] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 20:59:28 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/21/15 10:08:05] lejah [134/1042] has come upon David [37/661] and rocked it! 7 days, 01:24:04 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/21/15 13:09:04] lejah [751/1042] has come upon David [264/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 02:59:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/21/15 15:15:27] David [355/661] has come upon Sanyi [104/1080] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 09:52:35 is removed from David's clock.
[06/21/15 16:10:04] lejah [838/1042] has come upon David [340/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:29:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/21/15 19:11:04] lejah [54/1042] has come upon David [228/661] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 11:30:40 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/21/15 22:12:04] lejah [17/1042] has come upon David [195/661] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 15:27:57 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/22/15 01:13:03] lejah [939/1042] has come upon David [462/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 05:43:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/22/15 04:14:04] lejah [746/1042] has come upon David [651/661] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 12:59:14 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/22/15 07:15:03] lejah [379/1042] has come upon David [534/661] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 02:50:43 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/22/15 10:16:04] lejah [793/1042] has come upon David [250/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 04:38:40 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/22/15 13:17:03] lejah [244/1042] has come upon David [407/661] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 22:56:13 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/22/15 16:18:03] lejah [336/1042] has come upon David [385/661] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 02:00:41 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/22/15 19:19:02] lejah [866/1042] has come upon David [259/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 02:59:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/22/15 22:20:02] lejah [316/1042] has come upon David [379/661] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 03:15:26 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/23/15 00:51:50] David [119/661] has come upon GDI [659/1291] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:45:46 is added to David's clock.
[06/23/15 01:21:03] lejah [696/1042] has come upon David [639/661] and rocked it! 4 days, 05:27:49 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/23/15 04:22:01] lejah [23/1042] has come upon David [162/661] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 23:19:14 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/23/15 07:23:02] lejah [675/1042] has come upon David [251/661] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 06:11:59 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/23/15 07:23:02] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:27:11 is added to David's clock.
[06/23/15 07:29:25] David stole GDI's level 61 shield while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 49 shield behind, which GDI then takes.
[06/23/15 10:24:02] lejah [982/1042] has come upon David [65/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:31:17 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/23/15 13:25:02] lejah [800/1042] has come upon David [130/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:34:29 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/23/15 13:25:02] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:06:59 is added to David's clock.
[06/23/15 16:26:01] lejah [645/1042] has come upon David [594/672] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 09:31:40 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/23/15 19:27:01] lejah [1020/1042] has come upon David [313/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:39:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/23/15 20:52:09] endre [604/1226] has come upon David [557/672] and rocked it! 4 days, 00:54:37 is removed from endre's clock.
[06/23/15 22:28:01] lejah [632/1042] has come upon David [106/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 18:48:34 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/24/15 01:29:00] lejah [518/1042] has come upon David [494/672] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 12:51:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/24/15 04:30:01] lejah [645/1042] has come upon David [212/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:40:09 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/24/15 07:31:00] lejah [562/1042] has come upon David [545/672] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 03:09:36 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/24/15 09:02:31] David was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:53:44 towards level 56.
[06/24/15 10:32:00] lejah [657/1042] has come upon David [174/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:26:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/24/15 13:32:59] lejah [77/1042] has come upon David [259/672] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:44:54 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/24/15 15:35:29] David bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:53 towards level 56.
[06/24/15 16:34:00] lejah [861/1042] has come upon David [523/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:00:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/24/15 19:34:59] lejah [875/1042] has come upon David [569/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:19:49 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/24/15 22:35:59] lejah [199/1042] has come upon David [560/672] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:26:20 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/25/15 01:36:59] lejah [518/1042] has come upon David [646/672] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 07:44:55 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/25/15 04:37:58] lejah [82/1042] has come upon David [11/672] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 15:00:19 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/25/15 07:38:59] lejah [826/1042] has come upon David [553/672] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 12:39:45 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/25/15 10:39:58] lejah [661/1042] has come upon David [318/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:37:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/25/15 13:40:58] lejah [603/1042] has come upon David [44/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:39:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/25/15 16:41:58] lejah [329/1042] has come upon David [331/672] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:47:06 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/25/15 19:42:58] lejah [963/1042] has come upon David [444/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:06:59 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/25/15 20:41:50] peta, kurvaanyad, Reggie, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/15 22:43:57] lejah [947/1042] has come upon David [291/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:32:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/26/15 01:44:58] lejah [942/1042] has come upon David [365/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:10:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/26/15 04:45:58] lejah [253/1042] has come upon David [552/672] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:40:40 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/26/15 07:46:57] lejah [648/1042] has come upon David [565/672] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 04:55:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/26/15 10:47:57] lejah [305/1042] has come upon David [96/672] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:53:46 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/26/15 13:48:57] lejah [58/1042] has come upon David [617/672] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:36:50 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/26/15 14:39:05] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 151. 0 days, 00:55:40 is added to David's timer towards level 56.
[06/26/15 16:49:57] lejah [551/1042] has come upon David [643/672] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:30:57 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/26/15 19:50:56] lejah [402/1042] has come upon David [660/672] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:24:38 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/26/15 21:31:57] David caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:11 towards level 56.
[06/26/15 22:51:56] lejah [566/1042] has come upon David [147/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:24:40 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/26/15 23:25:18] David [389/672] has come upon gyilkos [1156/1303] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:22:22 is added to David's clock.
[06/27/15 00:03:02] David [50/672] has come upon endre [97/1263] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 05:31:10 is added to David's clock.
[06/27/15 01:52:55] lejah [79/1042] has come upon David [272/672] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:55:06 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/27/15 04:53:56] lejah [845/1042] has come upon David [129/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:25:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/27/15 07:54:56] lejah [885/1042] has come upon David [181/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:51:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/27/15 09:51:49] koszik [977/1215] has come upon David [248/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 21:03:24 is removed from koszik's clock.
[06/27/15 10:55:56] lejah [769/1042] has come upon David [179/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:04 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/27/15 13:56:56] lejah [228/1042] has come upon David [159/672] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:34:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/27/15 16:57:55] lejah [36/1042] has come upon David [202/672] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:27:59 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/27/15 19:25:40] David was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:47:35 from level 56.
[06/27/15 19:58:55] lejah [979/1042] has come upon David [305/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:31:20 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/27/15 22:59:54] lejah [1006/1042] has come upon David [211/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:48:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/28/15 00:02:57] David was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:09:20 from level 56.
[06/28/15 02:00:54] lejah [31/1042] has come upon David [31/672] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 01:10:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/28/15 05:01:55] lejah [640/1042] has come upon David [331/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:37:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/28/15 08:02:54] lejah [859/1042] has come upon David [314/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:09:23 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/28/15 10:40:37] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 23:23:47 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[06/28/15 10:51:48] David [165/672] has come upon CaptianObvious [763/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:15:53 is added to David's clock.
[06/28/15 11:03:54] lejah [747/1042] has come upon David [115/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 02:52:29 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/28/15 14:04:53] lejah [855/1042] has come upon David [451/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 01:08:56 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/28/15 15:51:49] David [260/672] has come upon Darwick [835/1213] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:32:11 is added to David's clock.
[06/28/15 16:54:30] gyilkos, endre, David, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/15 17:00:13] David [452/672] has come upon endre [147/1263] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:03:15 is removed from David's clock.
[06/28/15 17:05:53] lejah [476/1042] has come upon David [375/672] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 02:46:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/28/15 20:06:54] lejah [131/1042] has come upon David [497/672] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:32:37 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/28/15 23:07:53] lejah [298/1042] has come upon David [398/672] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 01:07:50 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/29/15 02:08:53] lejah [874/1042] has come upon David [90/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 00:55:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/29/15 02:26:23] lejah, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [1838/3140] have team battled David, Sanyi, and kocka [79/2664] and won! 1 day, 06:43:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/15 05:09:53] lejah [822/1042] has come upon David [98/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 01:42:08 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/29/15 08:10:53] lejah [867/1042] has come upon David [394/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 10:14:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/29/15 11:11:52] lejah [701/1042] has come upon David [611/672] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 23:09:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/29/15 11:51:48] Ajvorl [453/1192] has come upon David [611/672] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 16:09:20 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[06/29/15 14:12:52] lejah [131/1042] has come upon David [566/672] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:08:13 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/29/15 16:51:49] lejah [847/1042] has come upon David [270/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 13:31:45 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/29/15 17:13:52] lejah [571/1042] has come upon David [268/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:28:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/29/15 20:14:52] lejah [630/1042] has come upon David [531/672] and rocked it! 1 day, 22:08:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/29/15 23:15:51] lejah [353/1042] has come upon David [233/672] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 15:44:51 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/30/15 02:16:52] lejah [666/1042] has come upon David [423/672] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 10:11:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/30/15 02:16:52] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:30:32 is added to David's clock.
[06/30/15 05:17:51] lejah [1037/1042] has come upon David [649/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:21:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/30/15 08:18:51] lejah [226/1042] has come upon David [286/672] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:32:20 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/30/15 11:19:51] lejah [556/1042] has come upon David [52/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:30:42 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/30/15 14:20:51] lejah [779/1042] has come upon David [424/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:40:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/30/15 14:20:51] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:38:20 is added to David's clock.
[06/30/15 17:21:51] lejah [769/1042] has come upon David [319/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:20:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/30/15 20:22:50] lejah [562/1042] has come upon David [554/672] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 16:25:40 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/30/15 23:23:51] lejah [429/1042] has come upon David [128/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:54:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/01/15 02:24:50] lejah [850/1042] has come upon David [204/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:42:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/01/15 05:25:51] lejah [104/1042] has come upon David [395/672] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:51:57 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/01/15 05:36:46] David gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:53:00 towards level 56.
[07/01/15 08:26:50] lejah [897/1042] has come upon David [554/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:15:51 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/01/15 11:27:49] lejah [33/1042] has come upon David [568/672] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:04:58 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/01/15 14:28:49] lejah [407/1042] has come upon David [522/672] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 06:48:22 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/01/15 17:29:49] lejah [499/1042] has come upon David [226/672] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 13:07:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/01/15 20:30:50] lejah [697/1042] has come upon David [419/672] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:02:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/01/15 21:39:54] David hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:09 towards level 56.
[07/01/15 23:31:49] lejah [970/1042] has come upon David [223/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:12:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/02/15 02:32:49] lejah [806/1042] has come upon David [316/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/02/15 05:33:48] lejah [685/1042] has come upon David [187/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:14:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/02/15 08:34:49] lejah [40/1042] has come upon David [509/672] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:42:35 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/02/15 10:22:22] David [575/672] has come upon GDI [1218/1278] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:23:59 is added to David's clock.
[07/02/15 11:35:48] lejah [775/1042] has come upon David [434/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:16:48 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/02/15 13:45:18] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 78. 0 days, 00:55:44 is added to David's timer towards level 56.
[07/02/15 14:36:48] lejah [346/1042] has come upon David [238/672] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:27:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/02/15 17:37:47] lejah [882/1042] has come upon David [346/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/02/15 20:38:47] lejah [894/1042] has come upon David [174/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:07:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/02/15 23:39:48] lejah [370/1042] has come upon David [635/672] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:20:06 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/03/15 02:40:47] lejah [594/1042] has come upon David [263/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:14:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/03/15 05:41:47] lejah [216/1042] has come upon David [77/672] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:18:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/03/15 05:41:47] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:07:10 is added to David's clock.
[07/03/15 08:42:47] lejah [94/1042] has come upon David [330/672] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:20:11 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/03/15 11:43:47] lejah [731/1042] has come upon David [562/672] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:27:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/03/15 14:44:46] lejah [488/1042] has come upon David [396/672] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:42:24 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/03/15 14:44:46] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:36:04 is added to David's clock.
[07/03/15 17:45:46] lejah [1015/1042] has come upon David [608/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/03/15 20:46:45] lejah [289/1042] has come upon David [286/672] and rocked it! 8 days, 07:53:56 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/03/15 23:47:46] lejah [500/1042] has come upon David [582/672] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 21:26:01 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/04/15 02:48:45] lejah [454/1042] has come upon David [633/672] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 03:45:46 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/04/15 05:49:45] lejah [427/1042] has come upon David [342/672] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 05:51:04 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/04/15 08:50:45] lejah [73/1042] has come upon David [591/672] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 20:28:28 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/04/15 11:51:44] lejah [33/1042] has come upon David [253/672] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 02:44:11 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/04/15 13:27:18] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 17:47:57 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[07/04/15 14:52:45] lejah [398/1042] has come upon David [433/672] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 09:26:12 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/04/15 17:53:44] lejah [256/1042] has come upon David [435/672] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 16:36:22 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/04/15 20:54:45] lejah [364/1042] has come upon David [334/672] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 07:22:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/04/15 23:55:44] lejah [612/1042] has come upon David [504/672] and rocked it! 6 days, 01:24:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/05/15 02:56:44] lejah [144/1042] has come upon David [590/672] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:54:16 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/05/15 05:57:43] lejah [920/1042] has come upon David [417/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 14:32:38 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/05/15 08:58:44] lejah [989/1042] has come upon David [273/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 20:39:40 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/05/15 11:59:44] lejah [286/1042] has come upon David [360/672] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 06:26:24 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/05/15 15:00:43] lejah [948/1042] has come upon David [634/682] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:47:17 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/05/15 15:00:43] In the fierce battle, David dropped his level 100 tunic! lejah picks it up, tossing his old level 91 tunic to David.
[07/05/15 18:01:43] lejah [38/1050] has come upon David [400/674] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:17:00 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/05/15 20:34:11] David [447/674] has come upon GDI [1283/1290] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:33:37 is added to David's clock.
[07/05/15 21:02:43] lejah [999/1050] has come upon David [21/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 03:31:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/06/15 00:03:43] lejah [347/1050] has come upon David [612/674] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 22:24:50 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/06/15 01:13:17] David [621/674] has come upon lejah [801/1050] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 12:12:31 is added to David's clock.
[07/06/15 03:04:42] lejah [825/1050] has come upon David [616/674] and rocked it! 3 days, 19:50:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/06/15 06:05:42] lejah [599/1050] has come upon David [384/674] and rocked it! 3 days, 07:30:28 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/06/15 09:06:41] lejah [875/1050] has come upon David [117/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:46:46 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/06/15 09:07:16] David [342/674] has come upon DarwickAK [59/1325] and rocked it! 0 days, 21:36:31 is removed from David's clock.
[07/06/15 12:07:42] lejah [68/1050] has come upon David [538/674] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:26:01 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/06/15 15:08:42] lejah [170/1050] has come upon David [521/674] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:16:59 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/06/15 18:09:41] lejah [856/1050] has come upon David [219/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 13:46:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/06/15 21:10:41] lejah [240/1050] has come upon David [569/674] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:43:35 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/06/15 22:56:04] David, kurvaanyad, and GDI [2764/3099] have team battled kocka, CaptianObvious, and endre [317/3293] and won! 0 days, 01:48:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 00:11:41] lejah [615/1050] has come upon David [613/674] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 08:41:29 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/07/15 03:12:41] lejah [190/1050] has come upon David [519/674] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:20:48 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/07/15 04:51:50] Sanyi [506/1090] has come upon David [160/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:33:14 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/07/15 04:51:50] Sanyi has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:36:29 is added to David's clock.
[07/07/15 06:13:40] lejah [481/1050] has come upon David [542/674] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 03:58:47 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/07/15 09:14:40] lejah [372/1050] has come upon David [317/674] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 07:12:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/07/15 13:56:23] GDI, m00, David, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/15 16:03:29] lejah [219/1050] has come upon David [642/674] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:42:47 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/07/15 17:20:08] aron [5/10] has come upon David [388/674] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to aron's clock.
[07/07/15 19:04:29] lejah [513/1050] has come upon David [316/674] and rocked it! 2 days, 08:39:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/07/15 22:05:29] lejah [720/1050] has come upon David [592/674] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 23:08:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/08/15 01:06:29] lejah [9/1050] has come upon David [28/674] in a drunken stoopor and had their ass knocked out in a slapfight! 0 days, 21:52:33 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/08/15 01:38:52] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:06:34 is added to his clock.
[07/08/15 04:07:29] lejah [504/1050] has come upon David [113/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:04:42 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/08/15 07:08:28] lejah [687/1050] has come upon David [274/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 13:05:10 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/08/15 09:10:54] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 36 damage. 0 days, 00:55:59 is added to David's timer towards level 56.
[07/08/15 10:09:28] lejah [907/1050] has come upon David [351/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:52:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/08/15 10:09:28] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:54:52 is added to David's clock.
[07/08/15 13:10:27] lejah [854/1050] has come upon David [264/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:20:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/08/15 16:11:28] lejah [737/1050] has come upon David [603/674] and rocked it! 0 days, 23:23:28 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/08/15 19:12:28] lejah [308/1050] has come upon David [587/674] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 10:44:48 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/08/15 22:13:27] lejah [1008/1050] has come upon David [89/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:57:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/09/15 01:14:27] lejah [605/1050] has come upon David [136/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:50:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/09/15 01:51:46] CaptianObvious [610/1128] has come upon David [184/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:01:33 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/09/15 04:15:27] lejah [516/1050] has come upon David [41/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:08:01 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/09/15 07:16:27] lejah [259/1050] has come upon David [349/674] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 06:52:42 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/09/15 07:43:40] Ajvorl, peta, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/15 08:56:29] David [249/674] has come upon gyilkos [1025/1066] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:01:45 is added to David's clock.
[07/09/15 10:17:26] lejah [469/1050] has come upon David [474/674] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:10:11 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/09/15 13:18:53] lejah [660/1050] has come upon David [444/674] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 15:01:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/09/15 14:01:36] David, endre, and [Sanyi] [2716/3032] have team battled Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [294/3455] and won! 0 days, 23:08:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/15 16:36:09] David stole GDI's level 59 charm while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 25 charm behind, which GDI then takes.
[07/10/15 22:16:47] [Sanyi], lejah, CaptianObvious, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/15 00:02:10] David found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:49:26 towards level 57.
[07/11/15 03:51:50] David [305/704] has come upon Sanyi [905/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:54:21 is added to David's clock.
[07/11/15 16:51:24] GDI, m00, gyilkos, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/15 18:51:49] David [122/704] has come upon lejah [746/1050] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:09:23 is added to David's clock.
[07/12/15 09:51:48] David [327/704] has come upon Ajvorl [113/1192] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 13:41:39 is removed from David's clock.
[07/12/15 19:12:43] gyilkos, peta, and DarwickAK [3029/3384] have team battled kocka, David, and Ajvorl [2473/2798] and won! 1 day, 21:02:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/15 00:51:47] David [545/704] has come upon m00 [865/1015] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:55:34 is added to David's clock.
[07/13/15 23:37:57] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:15:22 is added to his clock.
[07/15/15 02:35:39] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:33:54 is added to his clock.
[07/15/15 17:51:47] Darwick [1063/1237] has come upon David [464/714] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:56:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/15/15 23:43:46] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/15 23:43:51] David [656/714] has come upon [Sanyi] [832/1095] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 19:37:45 is added to David's clock.
[07/16/15 15:09:48] David discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:41 towards level 57.
[07/17/15 09:51:49] David [112/714] has come upon Sanyi [1086/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:55:12 is added to David's clock.
[07/17/15 17:58:00] David [179/714] has come upon lejah [340/1059] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 20:41:22 is added to David's clock.
[07/18/15 02:47:04] Ajvorl [748/1192] has come upon David [163/714] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 23:39:04 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[07/18/15 05:51:47] David [197/714] has come upon CaptianObvious [206/1128] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 20:09:11 is added to David's clock.
[07/18/15 07:41:42] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 154 damage. 0 days, 00:56:12 is added to David's timer towards level 57.
[07/18/15 10:51:49] David [539/714] has come upon kurvaanyad [12/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:29:13 is removed from David's clock.
[07/18/15 10:51:49] David has dealt kurvaanyad a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:38:02 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/18/15 15:51:46] [Sanyi] [315/1090] has come upon David [130/714] and rocked it! 2 days, 11:31:29 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/19/15 00:50:52] David [177/714] has come upon kurvaanyad [161/1135] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 04:30:12 is removed from David's clock.
[07/19/15 13:42:46] David [326/714] has come upon m00 [641/1008] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:34:59 is added to David's clock.
[07/19/15 15:13:52] David lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:43:32 from level 57.
[07/20/15 02:39:17] kurvaanyad, endre, Sanyi, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/15 14:13:57] gyilkos [722/1067] has come upon David [502/714] and rocked it! 9 days, 10:23:41 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[07/21/15 19:44:53] lejah [680/1059] has come upon David [639/714] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 08:04:17 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/22/15 02:41:35] 4R0N [65/560] has come upon David [3/714] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[07/22/15 07:20:22] David hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:07 towards level 57.
[07/22/15 07:57:49] David [335/714] has come upon [Sanyi] [897/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:51:09 is added to David's clock.
[07/23/15 02:39:27] David [677/719] has come upon Kiinga [861/970] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to David's clock.
[07/23/15 06:23:18] David bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:27:56 from level 58.
[07/23/15 16:02:11] wabbit_, kurvaanyad, kocka, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/15 22:00:25] m00, CaptianObvious, and David [846/2855] have team battled Darwick, endre, and peta [2136/3524] and lost! 1 day, 11:16:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/15 06:48:04] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 18:14:05 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[07/24/15 10:30:50] wabbit_, m00, Kiinga, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/15 11:51:48] gyilkos [421/1067] has come upon David [18/719] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:28:21 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[07/24/15 11:51:49] gyilkos has dealt David a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:30:20 is added to David's clock.
[07/25/15 04:24:17] koszik, endre, and David [3079/3223] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and peta [1487/2896] and won! 0 days, 01:30:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/15 08:51:50] kocka [133/902] has come upon David [134/719] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 06:34:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/26/15 14:22:46] lejah [178/1232] has come upon David [61/719] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:48:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/27/15 16:23:01] David found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:39 towards level 58.
[07/28/15 12:13:29] David was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:36:20 towards level 58.
[07/28/15 20:57:07] David [163/719] has come upon peta [535/998] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:17:21 is added to David's clock.
[07/28/15 21:06:18] David [404/719] has come upon peta [103/998] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 21:10:16 is removed from David's clock.
[07/28/15 22:44:24] lejah [304/1232] has come upon David [335/719] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 09:07:45 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/29/15 01:51:50] David [131/719] has come upon lejah [960/1232] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:21:01 is added to David's clock.
[07/29/15 06:51:48] David [88/719] has come upon IRPGbot [780/1370] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:13:39 is added to David's clock.
[07/29/15 11:51:49] GDI [284/1281] has come upon David [509/719] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 20:35:26 is added to GDI's clock.
[07/29/15 13:49:23] lejah [654/1232] has come upon David [131/719] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:02:09 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/29/15 20:23:34] darkVodor [2/308] has come upon David [457/719] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to darkVodor's clock.
[07/30/15 07:55:22] lejah [1149/1232] has come upon David [451/719] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:38:46 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/30/15 13:57:22] lejah [614/1232] has come upon David [462/719] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 09:36:48 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/30/15 18:31:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 3 days, 17:03:05 toward level 58.
[07/31/15 04:10:18] Darwick [744/1172] has come upon David [241/719] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:32:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/31/15 14:30:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 2 days, 23:21:51 toward level 58.
[07/31/15 17:39:37] GDI, Kiinga, David, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/15 14:50:41] wabbit_, kocka, endre, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/15 00:41:20] David bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:22 towards level 58.
[08/02/15 13:57:35] Reggie, Kiinga, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/15 18:37:09] David discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:48 towards level 58.
[08/03/15 05:38:28] David [361/719] has come upon [Sanyi] [72/1090] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 13:23:33 is removed from David's clock.
[08/03/15 11:51:47] David [523/719] has come upon CaptianObvious [27/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 17:08:12 is removed from David's clock.
[08/03/15 21:51:47] David [576/719] has come upon Darwick [169/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 08:46:00 is removed from David's clock.
[08/04/15 02:51:49] koszik [844/1215] has come upon David [324/719] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 09:45:25 is removed from koszik's clock.
[08/04/15 07:37:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 9 days, 04:37:27 toward level 59.
[08/04/15 09:30:09] Reggie, DarwickAK, David, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/15 09:30:09] Darwick [707/1181] has come upon David [682/719] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 16:18:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/04/15 10:23:23] David had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:41 towards level 59.
[08/04/15 20:39:14] lejah [1034/1236] has come upon David [304/719] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:40:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/05/15 08:43:13] lejah [612/1236] has come upon David [154/719] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:22:59 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/06/15 09:27:06] m00, CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/15 09:51:48] endre [328/1305] has come upon David [120/719] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 23:19:22 is removed from endre's clock.
[08/06/15 19:51:46] GDI [1271/1281] has come upon David [565/719] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:33:42 is removed from GDI's clock.
[08/06/15 20:55:11] lejah [306/1236] has come upon David [616/719] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 11:35:02 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/06/15 23:56:10] lejah [55/1236] has come upon David [324/719] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 07:32:41 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/07/15 02:57:10] lejah [767/1236] has come upon David [477/719] and rocked it! 8 days, 03:16:38 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/07/15 05:51:50] endre [1045/1305] has come upon David [57/719] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 13:53:51 is removed from endre's clock.
[08/07/15 21:03:09] lejah [677/1236] has come upon David [520/719] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 22:33:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/07/15 22:07:13] Darwick [1023/1130] has come upon David [410/719] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 10:31:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/07/15 22:20:41] David [610/741] has come upon m00 [852/971] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 13:32:42 is added to David's clock.
[08/08/15 07:23:18] David [99/741] has come upon peta [352/998] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 16:30:55 is added to David's clock.
[08/08/15 22:38:32] David EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:24:32 from level 60.
[08/09/15 00:08:28] David found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:49:20 towards level 60.
[08/09/15 00:12:08] lejah [843/1236] has come upon David [69/741] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 17:09:17 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/09/15 12:31:18] peta, CaptianObvious, kocka, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/15 12:51:46] David [325/741] has come upon [Sanyi] [75/1090] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 22:51:25 is removed from David's clock.
[08/10/15 08:51:49] Kiinga [203/792] has come upon David [307/741] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 11:05:38 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[08/11/15 00:28:04] lejah [61/1236] has come upon David [250/741] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:29:11 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/11/15 06:04:43] [Sanyi], endre, David, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/15 11:10:04] David [122/741] has come upon Sanyi [324/1101] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 07:44:54 is added to David's clock.
[08/12/15 06:08:39] David [558/741] has come upon Kiinga [192/799] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 23:15:18 is removed from David's clock.
[08/12/15 10:25:23] 4R0N, gyilkos, and Ajvorl [425/3085] have team battled endre, kurvaanyad, and David [138/3209] and won! 0 days, 09:54:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/15 10:42:06] David set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:09:10 from level 60.
[08/12/15 20:51:48] David [88/741] has come upon wabbit_ [663/792] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:12:23 is added to David's clock.
[08/13/15 08:58:48] David had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:28:21 towards level 60.
[08/13/15 14:31:00] David was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:23:10 towards level 60.
[08/13/15 15:49:01] lejah [211/1236] has come upon David [612/741] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 10:41:59 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/13/15 21:48:48] 4R0N, gyilkos, and GDI [1192/3180] have team battled David, Reggie, and Ajvorl [506/3020] and won! 0 days, 01:59:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/15 02:17:41] David [110/741] has come upon Kiinga [679/799] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:05:53 is added to David's clock.
[08/14/15 07:57:17] David found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:36 towards level 60.
[08/15/15 13:26:07] Darwick [1004/1130] has come upon David [114/741] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:39:25 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/15/15 21:56:34] David was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:31 towards level 60.
[08/16/15 13:11:59] GDI, m00, David, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/15 00:38:53] David was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:21 towards level 60.
[08/17/15 01:15:55] lejah [54/1236] has come upon David [73/741] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 23:19:13 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/17/15 03:13:41] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:26:46 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[08/17/15 03:13:41] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 35. 0 days, 00:59:19 is added to David's timer towards level 60.
[08/18/15 10:18:28] David [726/741] has come upon kocka [529/902] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 04:41:06 is removed from David's clock.
[08/18/15 14:53:49] [Sanyi], peta, David, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/15 06:36:21] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 23. 0 days, 00:59:13 is added to David's timer towards level 60.
[08/19/15 22:51:50] David [160/741] has come upon IRPGbot [1168/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:11:07 is added to David's clock.
[08/20/15 03:23:57] Darwick, wabbit_, and David [1446/2663] have team battled kurvaanyad, GDI, and lejah [3236/3687] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/15 06:27:27] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 142 damage. 0 days, 00:59:19 is added to David's timer towards level 60.
[08/20/15 15:57:37] David [94/741] has come upon [Sanyi] [1015/1104] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:48:33 is added to David's clock.
[08/21/15 02:37:55] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 43 damage. 0 days, 00:59:00 is added to David's timer towards level 60.
[08/21/15 06:18:25] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:59:49 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[08/22/15 02:29:59] David [146/741] has come upon Kiinga [187/799] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to David's clock.
[08/22/15 10:51:50] David [540/741] has come upon lejah [963/1236] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 19:23:16 is added to David's clock.
[08/22/15 15:51:48] Kiinga [202/799] has come upon David [352/741] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 18:37:04 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[08/23/15 05:28:48] Darwick, David, and Ajvorl [1399/3058] have team battled 4R0N, [Sanyi], and wabbit_ [2238/2511] and lost! 0 days, 07:08:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/15 15:51:25] David grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:41:15 towards level 61.
[08/23/15 23:10:45] lejah [949/1236] has come upon David [430/741] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:57:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/23/15 23:19:25] wabbit_, kocka, and gyilkos [1820/2997] have team battled David, Kiinga, and endre [1052/2845] and won! 1 day, 07:43:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/15 20:17:44] lejah [1172/1511] has come upon David [365/741] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 23:28:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/24/15 22:40:35] David bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:11:42 towards level 61.
[08/24/15 22:51:50] David [405/741] has come upon m00 [841/972] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 14:56:33 is added to David's clock.
[08/25/15 14:23:43] lejah [107/1511] has come upon David [644/741] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:48:23 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/25/15 18:51:48] peta [647/972] has come upon David [212/741] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 15:33:45 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/27/15 17:17:29] [Sanyi], GDI, kocka, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/15 17:40:39] lejah [1292/1511] has come upon David [646/741] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 07:20:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/27/15 20:51:48] m00 [162/972] has come upon David [18/741] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 15:25:59 is removed from m00's clock.
[08/27/15 23:42:39] lejah [164/1511] has come upon David [528/741] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:32:36 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/29/15 02:51:50] Kiinga [86/791] has come upon David [725/741] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:20:24 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[08/30/15 14:10:03] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], peta, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/15 04:51:50] CaptianObvious [110/1128] has come upon David [253/745] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 13:09:59 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/31/15 18:12:34] lejah [1109/1511] has come upon David [531/745] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 22:58:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/31/15 19:51:48] Darwick [809/1125] has come upon David [429/745] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 13:39:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/01/15 02:06:23] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:20:22 is added to his clock.
[09/01/15 04:40:10] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 00:20:27 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[09/01/15 14:28:35] David stole Darwick's level 66 shield while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 61 shield behind, which Darwick then takes.
[09/01/15 16:49:57] David stole gyilkos's level 69 ring while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 61 ring behind, which gyilkos then takes.
[09/02/15 00:50:47] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 18:51:34 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[09/02/15 08:34:22] David saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:06:34 from level 61.
[09/02/15 12:26:32] lejah [762/1511] has come upon David [741/756] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 18:52:19 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/02/15 21:51:49] gyilkos [973/1301] has come upon David [528/756] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 05:21:58 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/03/15 07:51:46] David [202/756] has come upon kurvaanyad [1013/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 15:49:38 is added to David's clock.
[09/03/15 15:35:29] lejah [423/1511] has come upon David [649/756] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 15:24:01 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/04/15 00:33:01] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 00:25:50 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[09/05/15 15:51:26] lejah [897/1511] has come upon David [215/765] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:59:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/06/15 03:55:42] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 40. 0 days, 01:00:49 is added to David's timer towards level 61.
[09/06/15 10:51:49] David [331/765] has come upon CaptianObvious [871/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:11:04 is added to David's clock.
[09/07/15 12:49:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 4 days, 12:11:58 toward level 61.
[09/07/15 21:51:49] David [196/765] has come upon Ajvorl [925/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:19:08 is added to David's clock.
[09/09/15 03:28:59] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:34:35 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[09/10/15 01:26:19] lejah [819/1518] has come upon David [374/765] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:11:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/10/15 18:17:56] David bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:56 towards level 61.
[09/12/15 03:54:20] kocka, 4R0N, and Joska [213/2531] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and David [2869/3061] and lost! 0 days, 14:11:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/15 00:08:06] CaptianObvious [797/1170] has come upon David [483/765] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 04:15:18 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/13/15 17:51:50] David [68/765] has come upon lejah [346/1518] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 07:34:11 is added to David's clock.
[09/15/15 19:04:15] David [237/765] has come upon Joska [435/987] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:56:36 is added to David's clock.
[09/15/15 19:05:23] David [40/765] has come upon Joska [766/987] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:56:03 is added to David's clock.
[09/16/15 05:15:11] lejah [468/1518] has come upon David [413/765] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 19:54:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/16/15 13:59:24] 4R0N [633/648] has come upon David [520/765] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[09/16/15 18:19:44] GDI, gyilkos, endre, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/15 18:19:49] David [376/765] has come upon GDI [851/1370] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:22:23 is added to David's clock.
[09/16/15 18:20:02] David [426/765] has come upon endre [183/1299] and rocked it! 1 day, 19:53:06 is removed from David's clock.
[09/17/15 21:51:50] David [641/765] has come upon koszik [978/1217] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:38:53 is added to David's clock.
[09/18/15 02:08:27] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 64. 0 days, 01:00:26 is added to David's timer towards level 61.
[09/18/15 14:34:07] lejah [877/1518] has come upon David [278/765] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:59:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/18/15 14:34:07] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:05:34 is added to David's clock.
[09/19/15 02:38:06] lejah [424/1518] has come upon David [246/765] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:24:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/19/15 13:51:47] Joska [579/987] has come upon David [207/765] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 03:56:18 is removed from Joska's clock.
[09/19/15 13:51:47] In the fierce battle, David dropped his level 126 amulet! Joska picks it up, tossing his old level 108 amulet to David.
[09/19/15 18:58:32] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:49:51 is added to his clock.
[09/19/15 23:51:50] David [419/748] has come upon Darwick [98/1160] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:07:39 is removed from David's clock.
[09/19/15 23:51:50] David has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 8 days, 09:52:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/20/15 01:50:35] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 09:26:15 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[09/20/15 08:23:35] David discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:56 towards level 61.
[09/20/15 09:51:46] David [531/748] has come upon Kiinga [718/791] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:12:55 is added to David's clock.
[09/21/15 18:21:02] peta, kurvaanyad, endre, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/15 06:51:46] d-__-b [501/725] has come upon David [621/748] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 19:46:26 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[09/22/15 09:27:17] David [604/748] has come upon endre [597/1306] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 06:14:26 is removed from David's clock.
[09/22/15 18:07:01] lejah [506/1518] has come upon David [84/748] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:19:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/23/15 00:09:00] lejah [276/1518] has come upon David [346/748] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:07:58 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/23/15 13:10:27] David got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:44:12 from level 62.
[09/24/15 03:47:35] David discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:12:12 towards level 62.
[09/24/15 07:22:46] d-__-b, David, and CaptianObvious [908/2664] have team battled Joska, Darwick, and peta [237/3142] and won! 1 day, 01:52:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/15 21:28:00] David [601/748] has come upon CaptianObvious [1085/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 15:18:17 is added to David's clock.
[09/25/15 01:05:53] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 09:49:54 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[09/25/15 08:38:51] David stole endre's level 297 pair of boots while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 73 pair of boots behind, which endre then takes.
[09/26/15 20:19:44] lejah [938/1518] has come upon David [264/950] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:50:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/27/15 20:29:56] Sanyi, David, and GDI [1336/3420] have team battled gyilkos, lejah, and endre [1839/3881] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/15 21:17:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 14 days, 16:53:22 toward level 62.
[09/27/15 21:20:45] d-__-b, endre, DarwickAK, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/15 05:00:52] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:44:00 is added to his clock.
[09/28/15 07:51:48] Ajvorl [294/1192] has come upon David [572/950] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:47:36 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[09/28/15 17:54:54] kocka, Sanyi, and endre [2998/3063] have team battled David, CaptianObvious, and Joska [2713/3146] and won! 4 days, 19:17:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/15 03:51:50] David [493/950] has come upon gyilkos [444/1303] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 10:57:33 is removed from David's clock.
[09/29/15 05:38:40] lejah [1185/1522] has come upon David [722/950] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:13:10 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/30/15 02:45:39] lejah [665/1522] has come upon David [417/950] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 02:27:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/30/15 08:47:38] lejah [1066/1522] has come upon David [457/950] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:13:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/30/15 11:48:39] lejah [1163/1522] has come upon David [907/950] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 20:08:09 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/30/15 14:51:18] David was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:02:54 towards level 62.
[09/30/15 16:01:45] Joska, GDI, kocka, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/15 20:33:50] d-__-b, GDI, and DarwickAK [2419/3417] have team battled m00, David, and 4R0N [1447/2604] and won! 1 day, 11:57:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/15 16:13:02] lejah [1269/1522] has come upon David [532/950] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:30:40 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/01/15 20:51:50] Ajvorl [714/1174] has come upon David [760/950] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 10:10:30 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[10/01/15 22:15:01] lejah [686/1522] has come upon David [567/950] and rocked it! 0 days, 10:05:34 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/02/15 00:03:14] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 02:06:07 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[10/02/15 02:33:07] David found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:45 towards level 62.
[10/02/15 23:12:18] gyilkos, David, and Ajvorl [3003/3427] have team battled 4R0N, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [1286/3194] and won! 0 days, 13:48:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/15 07:01:26] m00, DarwickAK, and David [3185/3282] have team battled koszik, peta, and Kiinga [2108/3142] and won! 0 days, 08:47:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/15 16:28:58] lejah [1044/1522] has come upon David [912/950] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:59:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/03/15 17:51:49] David [793/950] has come upon kurvaanyad [275/1168] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:23:11 is removed from David's clock.
[10/03/15 20:04:46] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:08:26 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[10/03/15 21:03:04] David was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:19 towards level 62.
[10/04/15 07:58:27] koszik, [Sanyi], and Joska [5/3351] have team battled gyilkos, David, and peta [1085/3230] and lost! 0 days, 15:42:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/15 18:51:47] David [484/950] has come upon [Sanyi] [271/1130] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:40:07 is removed from David's clock.
[10/04/15 21:22:42] David [202/950] has come upon Ajvorl [305/1174] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to David's clock.
[10/05/15 18:01:47] Ajvorl, m00, d-__-b, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/15 22:53:19] wabbit_, CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/15 19:28:50] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 07:33:07 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[10/07/15 20:50:51] peta, d-__-b, endre, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/15 22:51:50] David [130/950] has come upon peta [876/977] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:00:13 is added to David's clock.
[10/09/15 16:40:31] lejah, peta, 4R0N, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/15 04:51:47] David [661/950] has come upon DarwickAK [937/1326] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 09:04:56 is added to David's clock.
[10/10/15 09:51:50] m00 [681/1006] has come upon David [182/950] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 18:03:40 is removed from m00's clock.
[10/10/15 14:32:56] GDI, kurvaanyad, m00, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/15 17:33:45] peta, endre, and Darwick [2548/3202] have team battled lejah, gyilkos, and David [2650/3793] and lost! 0 days, 05:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/15 00:51:49] David [710/950] has come upon wabbit_ [262/797] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:43:58 is removed from David's clock.
[10/11/15 18:42:55] kocka, d-__-b, David, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/15 16:51:50] d-__-b [70/747] has come upon David [128/950] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 13:12:56 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[10/13/15 06:51:05] David lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:23:21 from level 63.
[10/13/15 17:48:43] lejah [1174/1518] has come upon David [200/950] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 22:20:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/15/15 02:34:47] David spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! David's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/15/15 18:16:51] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 105 with their belt. 0 days, 01:02:41 is added to David's timer towards level 63.
[10/16/15 05:51:47] David [257/941] has come upon CaptianObvious [951/1222] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:51:31 is added to David's clock.
[10/16/15 20:51:47] David [770/941] has come upon Joska [228/1005] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:53:37 is removed from David's clock.
[10/16/15 23:24:24] David found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:34 towards level 63.
[10/17/15 06:57:39] David [621/941] has come upon DarwickAK [420/1335] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:55:04 is removed from David's clock.
[10/17/15 09:52:02] David [97/961] has come upon lejah [1217/1497] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 23:27:17 is added to David's clock.
[10/17/15 13:42:24] David is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 05:16:46 is added to his clock.
[10/17/15 13:47:44] Darwick, Joska, and gyilkos [66/3518] have team battled David, koszik, and kurvaanyad [1625/3384] and lost! 1 day, 11:31:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/15 15:19:57] Sanyi, koszik, and lejah [2344/3829] have team battled peta, David, and m00 [2178/2945] and won! 0 days, 03:53:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/15 02:51:47] DarwickAK [117/1335] has come upon David [206/961] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:46:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/18/15 15:52:21] peta, wabbit_, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/15 15:52:26] David [17/961] has come upon peta [676/977] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 12:02:18 is added to David's clock.
[10/18/15 15:53:14] David [160/961] has come upon peta [285/977] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 03:52:53 is added to David's clock.
[10/18/15 22:51:50] GDI [1124/1375] has come upon David [386/961] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:11:13 is removed from GDI's clock.
[10/19/15 23:46:28] David learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:25:01 towards level 64.
[10/20/15 01:16:46] David stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:44:09 towards level 64.
[10/20/15 07:46:24] m00, kocka, David, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/15 07:56:10] David [873/961] has come upon kocka [38/900] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 03:15:53 is removed from David's clock.
[10/20/15 21:45:32] lejah [873/1477] has come upon David [109/961] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 01:40:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/22/15 15:32:27] Ajvorl [646/1220] has come upon David [584/961] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 09:03:17 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[10/22/15 21:29:05] lejah [497/1477] has come upon David [731/961] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 09:30:42 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/23/15 02:29:03] m00 [393/1007] has come upon David [738/961] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 03:05:52 is added to m00's clock.
[10/23/15 12:29:04] 4R0N [806/870] has come upon David [467/961] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:19:48 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[10/23/15 14:02:35] David found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:26:24 towards level 64.
[10/24/15 08:29:04] Sanyi [227/1116] has come upon David [484/961] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 17:33:46 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/24/15 13:30:29] David reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! David's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/15 06:20:26] lejah [895/1477] has come upon David [515/966] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:44:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/25/15 10:57:04] David invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:19:33 towards level 64.
[10/25/15 13:29:03] David [912/966] has come upon Ajvorl [164/1220] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:41:28 is removed from David's clock.
[10/26/15 10:23:30] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 21 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:03:40 is added to David's timer towards level 64.
[10/26/15 19:14:00] David has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:17:59 from level 64.
[10/27/15 19:01:56] lejah [1154/1477] has come upon David [710/966] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:43:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/27/15 20:29:02] Kiinga [711/961] has come upon David [862/966] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 20:09:04 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[10/28/15 08:16:58] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, kocka, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/15 13:16:01] 4R0N [530/870] has come upon David [367/966] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 15:43:33 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[10/28/15 21:29:06] 4R0N [215/870] has come upon David [756/966] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:00:02 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/29/15 04:26:44] d-__-b [595/759] has come upon David [335/966] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[10/29/15 07:13:55] lejah [512/1208] has come upon David [706/974] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 22:30:31 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/30/15 19:25:52] lejah [465/1208] has come upon David [790/974] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:17:08 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/31/15 01:57:06] David [624/974] has come upon DarwickAK [586/1335] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 02:46:10 is removed from David's clock.
[10/31/15 09:39:04] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 79. 0 days, 01:03:45 is added to David's timer towards level 64.
[10/31/15 16:08:48] David [108/974] has come upon [Sanyi] [2/1133] and rocked it! 1 day, 11:15:21 is removed from David's clock.
[11/01/15 10:38:50] lejah [1079/1208] has come upon David [53/974] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:39:42 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/02/15 00:56:30] lejah [32/1208] has come upon David [87/974] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 04:42:46 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/02/15 13:01:33] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 152 with their belt. 0 days, 01:03:10 is added to David's timer towards level 64.
[11/03/15 01:49:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed David with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:02:34 from level 64.
[11/03/15 07:29:04] David [520/974] has come upon d-__-b [662/759] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 06:59:52 is added to David's clock.
[11/03/15 12:15:22] Joska, GDI, peta, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/15 12:43:34] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 129. 0 days, 01:03:40 is added to David's timer towards level 64.
[11/04/15 15:33:12] David burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! David's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/04/15 15:33:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 0 days, 20:55:14 toward level 64.
[11/04/15 22:13:47] koszik [500/1216] has come upon David [4/968] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:32:36 is removed from koszik's clock.
[11/05/15 04:22:58] David [471/968] has come upon Joska [716/1005] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 12:02:38 is added to David's clock.
[11/05/15 09:29:44] m00, kurvaanyad, and wabbit_ [2552/3029] have team battled David, kocka, and gyilkos [329/3169] and won! 0 days, 05:14:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/15 12:55:09] David grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:44:41 towards level 65.
[11/06/15 02:50:05] David [198/968] has come upon wabbit_ [698/844] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:49:01 is added to David's clock.
[11/06/15 06:27:19] m00 [986/990] has come upon David [75/968] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 23:44:19 is removed from m00's clock.
[11/06/15 13:01:44] Ajvorl, m00, kurvaanyad, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/15 01:29:06] David [900/968] has come upon peta [315/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 18:08:27 is removed from David's clock.
[11/07/15 16:41:35] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/15 23:30:40] lejah [67/1214] has come upon David [163/968] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:29:59 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/08/15 12:29:04] David [155/968] has come upon IRPGbot [1055/1366] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:10:12 is added to David's clock.
[11/08/15 17:36:38] lejah [1109/1214] has come upon David [967/968] and rocked it! 0 days, 10:28:19 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/09/15 11:58:44] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 23:33:00 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[11/09/15 12:08:38] Kiinga, Joska, and kocka [1461/2941] have team battled David, endre, and GDI [751/3213] and won! 1 day, 04:38:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/15 19:26:01] David caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:45:21 towards level 65.
[11/11/15 01:26:35] David learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:43:42 towards level 65.
[11/11/15 01:29:10] [Sanyi], d-__-b, and endre [2111/2757] have team battled David, Kiinga, and peta [2737/2913] and lost! 1 day, 19:06:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/15 11:40:50] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:53:28 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[11/12/15 01:22:07] David was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:08:31 towards level 65.
[11/12/15 02:29:34] David was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:59:26 towards level 65.
[11/12/15 06:23:16] lejah, David, and DarwickAK [1580/3520] have team battled CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and endre [1169/3432] and won! 2 days, 17:37:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/15 09:09:24] lejah [206/1214] has come upon David [481/968] and realized it was a bad decision! 18 days, 01:43:52 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/14/15 01:16:52] CaptianObvious, Kiinga, Sanyi, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/15 07:24:41] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 115 with their belt. 0 days, 01:04:21 is added to David's timer towards level 65.
[11/16/15 17:42:43] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:00:48 is added to his clock.
[11/16/15 22:03:37] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:54:02 is added to his clock.
[11/17/15 10:55:20] Sanyi, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [2369/3701] have team battled d-__-b, endre, and David [651/2592] and won! 3 days, 23:47:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/15 21:29:05] David [22/968] has come upon gyilkos [739/1350] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:07:41 is added to David's clock.
[11/18/15 10:38:22] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 09:18:30 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[11/18/15 17:36:50] wabbit_, Darwick, and Joska [373/3010] have team battled 4R0N, [Sanyi], and David [3071/3194] and lost! 0 days, 09:07:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/15 17:42:15] David [951/968] has come upon gyilkos [744/1350] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 09:16:19 is removed from David's clock.
[11/19/15 04:03:14] lejah [650/1214] has come upon David [957/968] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:00:40 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/19/15 08:29:02] David [295/968] has come upon lejah [0/1214] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:39:00 is removed from David's clock.
[11/19/15 13:29:04] CaptianObvious [870/1228] has come upon David [72/968] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 11:31:14 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/19/15 19:10:11] David [388/968] has come upon Kiinga [934/968] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:32:42 is added to David's clock.
[11/20/15 01:49:28] David [483/968] has come upon CaptianObvious [804/1228] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:26:10 is added to David's clock.
[11/20/15 13:00:24] peta, Sanyi, David, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/15 14:29:03] d-__-b [169/770] has come upon David [87/968] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 13:54:45 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[11/20/15 19:29:06] d-__-b [89/770] has come upon David [304/968] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:27:49 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[11/21/15 01:18:12] lejah [670/1214] has come upon David [785/968] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:30:06 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/21/15 01:26:14] David was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:27 towards level 65.
[11/21/15 02:50:49] David [820/968] has come upon [Sanyi] [976/1141] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 14:55:26 is added to David's clock.
[11/21/15 18:58:54] David is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 20:59:07 is added to his clock.
[11/22/15 16:30:23] Kiinga, koszik, and peta [362/2971] have team battled Sanyi, [Sanyi], and David [3155/3235] and lost! 0 days, 11:33:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/15 22:49:05] David was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:07:03 from level 66.
[11/24/15 00:06:51] [Sanyi], lejah, and David [1720/3317] have team battled kocka, m00, and Sanyi [1092/3092] and won! 0 days, 04:20:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/15 03:29:05] 4R0N [134/1085] has come upon David [292/968] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:31:42 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[11/25/15 23:35:31] Kiinga, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [1102/3444] have team battled lejah, David, and GDI [347/3577] and won! 2 days, 12:55:40 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/15 09:46:29] lejah [375/1214] has come upon David [164/968] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 07:27:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/26/15 12:47:29] lejah [804/1214] has come upon David [889/968] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:35:20 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/26/15 21:50:29] lejah [750/1255] has come upon David [313/968] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:05:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/27/15 01:25:48] [Sanyi], peta, David, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/15 03:32:58] David [241/968] has come upon [Sanyi] [310/1135] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 18:11:25 is added to David's clock.
[11/27/15 21:29:02] David [871/968] has come upon CaptianObvious [145/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 04:31:24 is removed from David's clock.
[11/29/15 09:00:32] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 60 with their belt. 0 days, 01:05:43 is added to David's timer towards level 66.
[11/29/15 09:24:56] Joska, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [1045/3552] have team battled David, wabbit_, and m00 [824/2810] and won! 0 days, 01:17:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/15 10:18:12] David was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:29:15 towards level 66.
[11/29/15 12:14:23] endre [686/852] has come upon David [209/968] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 07:25:06 is removed from endre's clock.
[11/30/15 09:29:03] David [370/968] has come upon d-__-b [397/789] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 04:02:35 is added to David's clock.
[12/01/15 10:29:04] David [60/968] has come upon Kiinga [485/784] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 11:30:58 is added to David's clock.
[12/02/15 03:49:14] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:43:22 is added to his clock.
[12/02/15 04:53:10] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 09:32:16 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[12/02/15 10:25:35] gyilkos [274/1350] has come upon David [540/968] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 04:57:10 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/02/15 10:34:21] lejah [193/1255] has come upon David [335/968] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:58:35 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/02/15 14:39:53] [Sanyi], endre, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/15 16:29:02] Sanyi [121/1139] has come upon David [336/968] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:28:00 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/03/15 06:06:20] gyilkos, David, and d-__-b [584/3111] have team battled Sanyi, Joska, and wabbit_ [1093/3057] and lost! 4 days, 01:56:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/15 14:55:02] CaptianObvious [139/1229] has come upon David [508/968] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 23:55:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/04/15 16:52:16] lejah [1263/1266] has come upon David [289/968] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 02:35:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/04/15 20:36:30] David [343/968] has come upon 4R0N [640/1096] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 21:02:02 is added to David's clock.
[12/05/15 14:29:03] David [250/968] has come upon Ajvorl [32/1259] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 22:00:59 is removed from David's clock.
[12/05/15 16:50:48] d-__-b, endre, 4R0N, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/15 19:10:14] David [534/968] has come upon m00 [287/991] and rocked it! 3 days, 08:29:21 is removed from David's clock.
[12/06/15 00:29:05] CaptianObvious [130/1229] has come upon David [297/968] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 17:14:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/06/15 02:52:09] David [753/968] has come upon wabbit_ [668/859] and rocked it! 1 day, 15:15:53 is removed from David's clock.
[12/07/15 00:08:01] Darwick [322/1155] has come upon David [832/968] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:27:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/07/15 16:29:03] David [363/968] has come upon Darwick [1013/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:02:06 is added to David's clock.
[12/08/15 13:34:13] David was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:36 towards level 66.
[12/09/15 08:29:04] gyilkos [603/1367] has come upon David [316/968] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 12:16:02 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/09/15 12:48:33] d-__-b, 4R0N, David, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/15 20:29:05] David [471/968] has come upon Darwick [5/1155] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:52:34 is removed from David's clock.
[12/12/15 23:58:04] lejah [269/1272] has come upon David [911/968] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:51:20 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/13/15 06:00:04] lejah [1242/1282] has come upon David [946/968] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 18:13:14 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/13/15 07:29:04] David [181/968] has come upon CaptianObvious [65/1235] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 04:14:29 is removed from David's clock.
[12/13/15 18:04:04] lejah [1126/1282] has come upon David [291/968] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:36:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/13/15 19:29:43] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:01:18 is added to his clock.
[12/13/15 21:42:22] David [573/968] has come upon lejah [247/1282] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 07:01:33 is removed from David's clock.
[12/14/15 08:29:06] 4R0N [608/1123] has come upon David [129/968] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 14:25:30 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[12/15/15 09:34:04] [Sanyi], David, and d-__-b [1516/3076] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and 4R0N [2846/3470] and lost! 3 days, 03:28:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 12:27:48] Kiinga, David, and DarwickAK [1562/3106] have team battled 4R0N, peta, and CaptianObvious [1418/3302] and won! 0 days, 02:53:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/15 15:19:00] lejah [753/1282] has come upon David [612/971] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:50:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/15/15 16:20:37] GDI, lejah, 4R0N, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/15 00:29:06] peta [604/944] has come upon David [552/971] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:34:31 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/16/15 05:43:40] lejah [135/1282] has come upon David [249/971] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 17:40:22 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/17/15 11:29:02] peta [387/944] has come upon David [685/971] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 10:53:33 is added to peta's clock.
[12/18/15 11:55:19] David discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:29:28 towards level 67.
[12/18/15 19:27:29] [Sanyi], wabbit_, Kiinga, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/15 18:51:54] lejah [1009/1282] has come upon David [643/971] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 07:24:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/20/15 14:29:04] David [91/971] has come upon Darwick [387/1155] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 18:22:23 is added to David's clock.
[12/20/15 17:15:10] Ajvorl, peta, CaptianObvious, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/15 18:32:07] David hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:13:08 towards level 67.
[12/20/15 18:59:53] lejah [524/1282] has come upon David [528/971] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:35:37 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/22/15 19:15:50] lejah [1085/1282] has come upon David [573/971] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 20:22:17 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/23/15 01:45:34] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:07:38 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[12/23/15 07:29:04] endre [753/853] has come upon David [554/971] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 20:26:28 is removed from endre's clock.
[12/24/15 01:36:35] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 20:14:59 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[12/24/15 13:29:05] wabbit_ [702/859] has come upon David [566/971] and rocked it! 5 days, 14:12:37 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[12/24/15 21:56:49] m00 [795/994] has come upon David [758/971] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 11:15:30 is removed from m00's clock.
[12/25/15 01:27:37] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:22:24 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[12/25/15 01:59:45] David [916/971] has come upon wabbit_ [723/859] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 20:56:03 is removed from David's clock.
[12/25/15 09:29:04] gyilkos [385/1370] has come upon David [962/971] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:01:24 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/25/15 11:24:16] David ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:44:14 from level 67.
[12/26/15 00:29:06] David [629/971] has come upon 4R0N [994/1129] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:23:24 is added to David's clock.
[12/26/15 04:59:04] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:52:35 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[12/26/15 11:08:53] David had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:19 towards level 67.
[12/26/15 22:03:20] Joska, lejah, endre, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/15 22:03:21] David [7/971] has come upon Joska [971/1061] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:31:50 is added to David's clock.
[12/27/15 00:23:50] David, d-__-b, and gyilkos [2048/3180] have team battled Joska, endre, and DarwickAK [1092/3266] and won! 0 days, 11:43:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/15 21:29:03] David [865/971] has come upon Sanyi [8/1139] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:56:04 is removed from David's clock.
[12/27/15 21:29:03] In the fierce battle, Sanyi dropped his level 147 amulet! David picks it up, tossing his old level 108 amulet to Sanyi.
[12/27/15 22:00:29] David found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:38 towards level 67.
[12/28/15 16:11:26] David [564/1006] has come upon wabbit_ [542/859] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 13:51:17 is removed from David's clock.
[12/29/15 03:29:04] David [345/1006] has come upon Joska [414/1061] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 18:37:34 is added to David's clock.
[12/29/15 04:32:14] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 18:29:43 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[12/29/15 08:39:29] Ajvorl, lejah, and kocka [908/3524] have team battled David, Kiinga, and Darwick [1375/2948] and lost! 1 day, 17:31:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/15 18:05:15] David, wabbit_, and peta [2129/2809] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka [1666/3450] and won! 1 day, 14:14:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/15 08:16:31] David [925/1006] has come upon [Sanyi] [600/1318] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 21:21:16 is removed from David's clock.
[12/31/15 04:06:40] GDI, Ajvorl, and David [2120/3620] have team battled m00, endre, and 4R0N [1375/2981] and won! 1 day, 00:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/15 10:29:04] Joska [792/1011] has come upon David [836/1006] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 02:57:20 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/31/15 14:25:37] lejah [1201/1327] has come upon David [272/1006] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:47:42 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/01/16 05:24:43] David was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:23:57 towards level 68.
[01/01/16 06:29:03] David [298/1006] has come upon m00 [161/994] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 02:05:20 is removed from David's clock.
[01/02/16 03:56:16] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 21:42:38 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[01/02/16 07:29:02] d-__-b [443/839] has come upon David [612/1006] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 15:40:17 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[01/03/16 08:29:05] wabbit_ [290/859] has come upon David [612/1006] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:35:38 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[01/03/16 23:57:47] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:19:00 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[01/04/16 12:24:17] David learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:20:59 towards level 68.
[01/04/16 22:27:40] David spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! David's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/16 16:42:12] Krisz [93/261] has come upon David [532/997] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:36:46 is added to Krisz's clock.
[01/07/16 14:59:00] David [223/997] has come upon [Sanyi] [1106/1318] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:36:14 is added to David's clock.
[01/07/16 23:22:13] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 21:53:41 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[01/08/16 06:35:38] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:02:25 is added to his clock.
[01/08/16 13:29:03] DarwickAK [1028/1300] has come upon David [428/997] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:30:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/08/16 18:30:24] lejah [383/1332] has come upon David [454/997] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 07:48:30 is added to lejah's clock.
[01/08/16 21:31:24] lejah [604/1332] has come upon David [728/997] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 10:23:58 is added to lejah's clock.
[01/09/16 04:58:39] wabbit_, DarwickAK, David, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/16 09:29:04] endre [633/854] has come upon David [993/997] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:47:56 is added to endre's clock.
[01/09/16 14:29:03] kocka [409/977] has come upon David [924/997] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:08:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/10/16 15:29:06] DarwickAK [734/1300] has come upon David [709/997] and rocked it! 0 days, 17:56:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/11/16 08:19:32] kocka, 4R0N, and wabbit_ [1510/2968] have team battled lejah, David, and gyilkos [2315/3743] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/16 13:35:56] GDI, wabbit_, d-__-b, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/16 00:12:48] David bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:13 from level 68.
[01/12/16 02:29:04] David [407/997] has come upon Darwick [316/1155] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:45:05 is removed from David's clock.
[01/12/16 19:44:15] David [955/997] has come upon Krisz [113/599] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 05:40:22 is removed from David's clock.
[01/13/16 22:28:30] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 63. 0 days, 01:08:04 is added to David's timer towards level 69.
[01/14/16 06:20:09] [Sanyi], d-__-b, Sanyi, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/16 22:08:04] David met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:20:01 from level 69.
[01/15/16 09:55:27] David sharpened the edge of his weapon! David's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/16 01:32:04] CaptianObvious, gyilkos, 4R0N, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/16 02:56:35] David [613/1013] has come upon 4R0N [75/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 14:36:27 is removed from David's clock.
[01/16/16 17:40:47] David invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:12:14 towards level 69.
[01/17/16 12:29:03] David [208/1013] has come upon Sanyi [583/1113] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 21:09:51 is added to David's clock.
[01/17/16 17:29:06] David [584/1013] has come upon peta [821/935] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 23:32:36 is added to David's clock.
[01/17/16 18:02:59] David is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 09:21:31 is added to his clock.
[01/18/16 15:52:31] David [689/1013] has come upon Sanyi [561/1113] and rocked it! 6 days, 18:53:23 is removed from David's clock.
[01/19/16 06:02:33] Joska, [Sanyi], and Krisz [681/2979] have team battled David, lejah, and GDI [42/3676] and won! 0 days, 00:28:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/16 21:34:43] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 19 damage. 0 days, 01:08:24 is added to David's timer towards level 69.
[01/21/16 01:06:20] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:46:41 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[01/21/16 07:11:04] David tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:01:28 towards level 69.
[01/21/16 10:05:15] David lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:11:49 from level 69.
[01/21/16 10:59:12] David found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:12 towards level 69.
[01/21/16 12:29:05] Fruit [33/450] has come upon David [481/1017] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Fruit's clock.
[01/21/16 21:16:56] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 13 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:08:47 is added to David's timer towards level 69.
[01/21/16 21:29:05] David [157/1017] has come upon Joska [807/998] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:52:34 is added to David's clock.
[01/22/16 05:42:38] d-__-b, m00, and David [96/2865] have team battled lejah, Kiinga, and 4R0N [187/3289] and lost! 0 days, 09:30:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/16 07:29:03] lejah [1141/1332] has come upon David [461/1017] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 12:58:49 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/22/16 12:29:06] m00 [392/1015] has come upon David [278/1017] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 08:32:58 is removed from m00's clock.
[01/22/16 22:29:03] David [487/1017] has come upon IRPGbot [343/1481] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 02:55:04 is removed from David's clock.
[01/24/16 19:29:06] David [616/1017] has come upon Fruit [679/740] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:49:37 is added to David's clock.
[01/24/16 23:56:05] Fruit [453/740] has come upon David [708/1017] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Fruit's clock.
[01/25/16 15:29:06] David [885/1017] has come upon 4R0N [887/1143] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 20:11:59 is added to David's clock.
[01/25/16 20:41:06] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 13:40:27 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[01/27/16 14:35:02] David invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:32 towards level 69.
[01/27/16 17:03:32] David [364/1017] has come upon m00 [763/1027] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:14:29 is added to David's clock.
[01/28/16 14:31:24] David, DarwickAK, and peta [1618/3257] have team battled kurvaanyad, wabbit_, and Sanyi [2531/2971] and lost! 0 days, 14:14:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/16 22:41:28] David [561/1017] has come upon endre [279/864] and rocked it! 0 days, 23:55:52 is removed from David's clock.
[01/29/16 04:29:05] David [965/1017] has come upon Kiinga [776/814] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 14:41:51 is removed from David's clock.
[01/30/16 12:20:58] Darwick, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [1126/3274] have team battled CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and David [2932/3686] and lost! 3 days, 02:39:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/16 04:03:49] David EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:38 from level 69.
[01/31/16 12:28:08] David [633/1017] has come upon IRPGbot [366/1430] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from David's clock.
[01/31/16 19:47:17] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 01:16:19 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[02/01/16 00:33:18] David [290/1017] has come upon m00 [669/1027] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 03:10:54 is added to David's clock.
[02/01/16 13:22:54] DarwickAK, wabbit_, and Darwick [2618/3317] have team battled lejah, David, and Sanyi [1018/3416] and won! 1 day, 08:35:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/16 21:48:00] David [23/1017] has come upon 4R0N [682/1144] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:20:59 is added to David's clock.
[02/04/16 08:57:28] David had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:21:11 towards level 70.
[02/04/16 11:40:55] Fruit [49/773] has come upon David [811/1017] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:35:22 is added to Fruit's clock.
[02/04/16 19:11:25] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 07:16:56 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[02/04/16 22:51:51] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 147 damage. 0 days, 01:09:31 is added to David's timer towards level 70.
[02/06/16 03:45:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed David with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 02:18:16 from level 70.
[02/06/16 07:29:06] d-__-b [33/833] has come upon David [331/1017] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:44:07 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[02/06/16 20:05:40] David is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 13:59:56 is added to his clock.
[02/06/16 22:29:03] David [447/1017] has come upon d-__-b [584/842] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 16:42:08 is added to David's clock.
[02/08/16 04:29:06] David [892/1022] has come upon gyilkos [58/1414] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 11:43:47 is removed from David's clock.
[02/08/16 06:03:33] GDI, m00, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/16 22:15:55] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 14:05:45 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[02/09/16 14:23:10] David was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:01:37 towards level 70.
[02/10/16 00:30:30] lejah [973/1286] has come upon David [775/1022] and rocked it! 0 days, 11:27:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/10/16 14:53:57] David was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:22:19 towards level 70.
[02/10/16 16:29:06] DarwickAK [1170/1309] has come upon David [503/1022] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 14:56:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/16 02:07:20] David got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:26:37 from level 70.
[02/11/16 13:12:22] David [608/1022] has come upon 4R0N [206/1144] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:12:43 is removed from David's clock.
[02/11/16 20:47:18] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:56:41 is added to his clock.
[02/11/16 22:29:06] David [287/1022] has come upon sajtoscsiga [348/367] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:58:50 is added to David's clock.
[02/12/16 03:47:27] lejah [1150/1286] has come upon David [421/1022] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 11:48:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/12/16 08:29:05] Ajvorl [1178/1265] has come upon David [118/1022] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:47:25 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[02/12/16 16:03:06] David [1016/1022] has come upon kurvaanyad [765/964] and rocked it! 2 days, 13:44:51 is removed from David's clock.
[02/12/16 23:29:04] CaptianObvious [74/1255] has come upon David [668/1022] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:40:30 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/13/16 02:42:10] Crush [250/273] has come upon David [655/1022] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Crush's clock.
[02/14/16 00:23:41] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:31:39 is added to his clock.
[02/14/16 04:03:24] lejah [584/1286] has come upon David [68/1022] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 01:34:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/14/16 06:29:31] Kiinga [363/814] has come upon David [759/1022] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 00:52:22 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[02/14/16 10:29:03] David [792/1022] has come upon d-__-b [567/842] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 03:08:13 is removed from David's clock.
[02/15/16 03:34:17] sajtoscsiga [83/441] has come upon David [745/1022] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:53:49 is added to sajtoscsiga's clock.
[02/15/16 06:37:01] Joska, David, and d-__-b [1131/2867] have team battled peta, Sanyi, and Darwick [429/3437] and won! 0 days, 22:28:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/16 21:27:29] Crush [12/355] has come upon David [820/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Crush's clock.
[02/16/16 04:19:22] lejah [574/1286] has come upon David [994/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:11:56 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/18/16 02:24:10] David was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:54 towards level 70.
[02/18/16 05:06:53] David [101/1035] has come upon Ajvorl [642/1265] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:48:46 is added to David's clock.
[02/18/16 07:24:28] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and David [353/3599] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and m00 [1768/3239] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/16 06:27:20] lejah [373/1296] has come upon David [982/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:26:31 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/19/16 11:13:29] lejah [445/1296] has come upon David [47/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 18:01:20 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/19/16 13:18:16] David bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:52 towards level 70.
[02/19/16 15:29:05] David [668/1035] has come upon [Sanyi] [120/1284] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:59:50 is removed from David's clock.
[02/19/16 21:32:19] lejah [201/1296] has come upon David [713/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 11:27:49 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/20/16 00:33:19] lejah [563/1296] has come upon David [123/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 01:54:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/20/16 00:33:19] In the fierce battle, David dropped his level 161 amulet! lejah picks it up, tossing his old level 126 amulet to David.
[02/20/16 08:12:51] David [826/1107] has come upon endre [503/880] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 10:38:52 is removed from David's clock.
[02/20/16 11:29:05] Darwick [380/1392] has come upon David [642/1107] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 22:51:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/20/16 15:55:54] David [785/1107] has come upon kurvaanyad [910/964] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 08:36:01 is added to David's clock.
[02/20/16 16:47:50] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 13 damage. 0 days, 01:10:04 is added to David's timer towards level 71.
[02/21/16 00:41:17] lejah [799/1338] has come upon David [126/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:23:23 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/21/16 02:29:05] Krisz [68/719] has come upon David [879/1107] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:24:33 is added to Krisz's clock.
[02/21/16 16:38:53] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 16:00:04 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[02/21/16 20:19:21] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 09:18:50 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[02/22/16 07:29:18] David had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:24:50 towards level 71.
[02/22/16 16:29:52] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 08:43:23 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[02/22/16 16:29:52] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 286. 0 days, 01:10:16 is added to David's timer towards level 71.
[02/22/16 18:29:07] wabbit_ [455/858] has come upon David [430/1107] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 06:35:33 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[02/22/16 23:05:48] lejah, CaptianObvious, Sanyi, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/16 03:58:14] lejah [358/1338] has come upon David [1032/1107] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 15:37:44 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/23/16 09:29:05] David [335/1107] has come upon kocka [543/1028] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 16:30:31 is added to David's clock.
[02/23/16 23:27:29] GDI, gyilkos, David, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/16 13:01:48] gyilkos, d-__-b, 4R0N, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/16 15:29:06] d-__-b [668/847] has come upon David [733/1107] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 01:53:08 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[02/24/16 19:48:24] David, kurvaanyad, and Krisz [1579/2790] have team battled Ajvorl, GDI, and CaptianObvious [1713/3590] and lost! 1 day, 01:55:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/16 16:56:56] Ajvorl, GDI, and Joska [2090/3509] have team battled David, endre, and 4R0N [2518/3286] and lost! 6 days, 03:55:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/16 20:45:02] Droid, sajtoscsiga, and d-__-b [1651/1989] have team battled Ajvorl, David, and lejah [3225/3710] and lost! 0 days, 07:04:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/16 07:29:06] Sanyi [749/1111] has come upon David [348/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:30:24 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/26/16 15:54:01] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 00:53:26 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[02/26/16 18:10:07] Ajvorl, gyilkos, kocka, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/16 10:36:15] Ajvorl, David, and GDI [3037/3442] have team battled peta, 4R0N, and CaptianObvious [801/3350] and won! 0 days, 08:42:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 18:29:05] kurvaanyad [611/967] has come upon David [58/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 19:07:09 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/28/16 21:24:40] David [1033/1107] has come upon CaptianObvious [297/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 16:24:28 is removed from David's clock.
[02/29/16 10:29:04] David [552/1107] has come upon m00 [457/985] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 00:41:34 is removed from David's clock.
[02/29/16 15:27:03] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 21:17:28 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[02/29/16 15:42:05] David was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:58:40 towards level 72.
[03/01/16 06:29:06] David [777/1107] has come upon Crush [280/544] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 20:59:32 is removed from David's clock.
[03/01/16 21:38:03] David [942/1107] has come upon Kiinga [581/814] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 13:45:08 is removed from David's clock.
[03/01/16 22:54:11] Crush [123/544] has come upon David [452/1107] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Crush's clock.
[03/02/16 04:29:04] lejah, Ajvorl, and m00 [3503/3588] have team battled David, Crush, and endre [989/2674] and won! 0 days, 12:50:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/16 18:49:31] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 33. 0 days, 01:11:39 is added to David's timer towards level 72.
[03/03/16 21:46:46] [Sanyi], GDI, David, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/16 18:31:39] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 11. 0 days, 01:11:33 is added to David's timer towards level 72.
[03/05/16 02:24:09] lejah, peta, m00, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/16 11:27:57] lejah [51/1338] has come upon David [265/1107] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 16:45:37 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/05/16 13:28:24] CaptianObvious [574/1255] has come upon David [470/1107] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:18:21 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/06/16 22:42:44] David [941/1107] has come upon peta [374/946] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:32:21 is removed from David's clock.
[03/06/16 22:45:00] peta, kurvaanyad, and Joska [815/3095] have team battled gyilkos, m00, and David [1598/3045] and lost! 0 days, 21:54:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/16 08:42:54] lejah [900/1338] has come upon David [734/1107] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:43:10 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/07/16 08:42:54] lejah has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:36:32 is added to David's clock.
[03/09/16 15:30:23] David [694/1107] has come upon Droid [163/655] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 20:09:36 is removed from David's clock.
[03/10/16 13:48:23] David is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 15:10:37 is added to his clock.
[03/10/16 19:19:23] David [384/1107] has come upon endre [498/1023] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 19:32:21 is added to David's clock.
[03/11/16 00:44:51] kocka, m00, and 4R0N [2367/3352] have team battled CaptianObvious, David, and Kiinga [1133/3176] and won! 1 day, 18:16:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/16 09:14:48] lejah [267/1338] has come upon David [450/1107] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 10:36:27 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/11/16 14:37:56] David [945/1107] has come upon kocka [484/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 01:52:16 is removed from David's clock.
[03/11/16 15:16:48] lejah [469/1338] has come upon David [880/1107] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 07:14:02 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/11/16 19:50:37] David got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:41:54 from level 73.
[03/12/16 07:29:03] DarwickAK [1126/1372] has come upon David [355/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 11:53:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/12/16 19:24:23] [Sanyi], m00, gyilkos, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/16 21:25:51] David was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:41:55 from level 73.
[03/12/16 21:26:50] David was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:10:16 towards level 73.
[03/12/16 21:44:35] David [425/1107] has come upon 4R0N [427/1093] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 08:11:53 is added to David's clock.
[03/13/16 02:48:57] David was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:17:01 from level 73.
[03/13/16 03:05:16] David fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:13:21 from level 73.
[03/13/16 08:29:03] 4R0N [62/1093] has come upon David [0/1107] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 10:50:54 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[03/14/16 12:31:32] David found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:03:40 towards level 73.
[03/15/16 03:44:42] lejah [344/1338] has come upon David [297/1107] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 10:14:34 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/15/16 05:29:03] d-__-b [538/851] has come upon David [1094/1107] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:43:51 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[03/17/16 08:28:38] David [36/1107] has come upon Ajvorl [477/1265] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 18:14:23 is added to David's clock.
[03/19/16 12:41:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 24 days, 01:56:41 toward level 73.
[03/20/16 10:29:06] [Sanyi] [210/1332] has come upon David [925/1107] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:43:41 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/22/16 02:29:02] David [802/1107] has come upon Ajvorl [35/1265] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:18:24 is removed from David's clock.
[03/22/16 07:29:04] David [940/1107] has come upon endre [350/1017] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 00:14:20 is removed from David's clock.
[03/22/16 15:55:21] David tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:18 towards level 73.
[03/23/16 06:57:10] David found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:29 towards level 73.
[03/23/16 14:20:26] David left his weapon out in the rain to rust! David's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/23/16 18:29:04] kurvaanyad [468/1171] has come upon David [998/1078] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:40:46 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/23/16 20:19:15] David bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:33:31 from level 73.
[03/23/16 23:29:06] endre [163/1017] has come upon David [126/1078] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 02:29:56 is removed from endre's clock.
[03/24/16 02:05:41] David stole [Sanyi]'s level 73 helm while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 65 helm behind, which [Sanyi] then takes.
[03/25/16 00:29:03] David [492/1085] has come upon endre [868/1017] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:16:47 is added to David's clock.
[03/26/16 05:08:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 2 days, 01:16:42 toward level 73.
[03/27/16 12:25:29] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 58 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:12:13 is added to David's timer towards level 73.
[03/28/16 07:07:52] Sanyi, kurvaanyad, and Crush [742/2869] have team battled m00, David, and peta [1286/3112] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/16 09:21:17] David learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:25 towards level 73.
[03/28/16 19:21:08] d-__-b [886/1046] has come upon David [86/1085] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 23:35:52 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[03/28/16 21:30:49] David, Joska, and Sanyi [1712/3351] have team battled Droid, m00, and Darwick [1099/3107] and won! 0 days, 01:19:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 02:49:48] David tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:03 towards level 73.
[03/29/16 02:50:10] David [451/1085] has come upon 4R0N [1019/1092] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to David's clock.
[03/29/16 12:33:25] Krisz, Darwick, and David [1031/3279] have team battled 4R0N, Joska, and Crush [2255/2838] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/16 14:18:18] GDI [931/1075] has come upon David [268/1085] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 09:54:20 is removed from GDI's clock.
[03/29/16 20:20:05] Krisz [250/828] has come upon David [629/1085] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to Krisz's clock.
[03/29/16 20:29:03] kurvaanyad [971/1165] has come upon David [314/1085] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 02:10:15 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/29/16 23:23:17] David stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:00:28 towards level 74.
[03/30/16 11:29:04] David [583/1085] has come upon Darwick [5/1382] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 12:04:24 is removed from David's clock.
[03/30/16 11:58:34] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 6 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:13:02 is added to David's timer towards level 74.
[03/30/16 19:15:23] David invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:29:16 towards level 74.
[03/31/16 00:49:05] gyilkos, GDI, and David [3113/3123] have team battled d-__-b, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [1604/3217] and won! 8 days, 04:08:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/16 17:29:04] Joska [138/1160] has come upon David [1057/1085] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:11:07 is added to Joska's clock.
[04/01/16 15:21:19] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 14:16:53 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[04/01/16 23:58:27] GDI, gyilkos, d-__-b, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/16 20:46:30] d-__-b [15/1042] has come upon David [1060/1085] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 07:38:11 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[04/03/16 07:17:34] David grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:40:51 towards level 74.
[04/03/16 11:22:57] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 17:58:01 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[04/05/16 10:03:16] David invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:09 towards level 74.
[04/05/16 21:29:05] David [779/1085] has come upon Crush [200/629] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:44:58 is removed from David's clock.
[04/06/16 01:32:32] David ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:46:19 from level 74.
[04/06/16 04:38:44] David stole endre's level 355 weapon while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 281 weapon behind, which endre then takes.
[04/07/16 01:06:05] David [941/1152] has come upon d-__-b [833/1042] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 01:08:14 is removed from David's clock.
[04/07/16 18:52:39] David [147/1152] has come upon IRPGbot [1378/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:40:25 is added to David's clock.
[04/07/16 20:51:07] David was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:17 towards level 74.
[04/11/16 02:56:20] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:59:37 is added to his clock.
[04/11/16 04:04:04] David [749/1152] has come upon Droid [2/835] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:57:30 is removed from David's clock.
[04/11/16 04:56:22] David [1120/1152] has come upon Joska [943/1160] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:28:33 is removed from David's clock.
[04/12/16 02:37:10] David [208/1152] has come upon DarwickAK [496/1367] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 15:03:17 is added to David's clock.
[04/14/16 11:19:17] peta, Droid, and Joska [1087/2976] have team battled Crush, David, and Ajvorl [1008/3055] and won! 1 day, 01:43:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/16 14:29:57] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:05:12 is added to his clock.
[06/05/16 19:50:20] Droid [594/839] has come upon David [1069/1152] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:29:25 is added to Droid's clock.
[06/06/16 08:52:59] d-__-b [684/874] has come upon David [876/1152] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 14:41:01 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[06/06/16 17:25:33] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 33 days, 09:25:24 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[06/06/16 18:52:00] David, DarwickAK, peta, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/16 04:20:40] David found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:45:07 towards level 75.
[06/07/16 17:16:36] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 16:15:30 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[06/08/16 13:27:11] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:08:46 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[06/09/16 12:39:00] David, Krisz, d-__-b, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/16 05:53:36] David spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! David's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/16 09:27:36] David was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:21:00 from level 75.
[06/10/16 22:52:59] d-__-b [554/874] has come upon David [863/1143] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:35:58 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[06/11/16 13:52:57] Droid [683/1056] has come upon David [597/1143] and rocked it! 5 days, 17:33:58 is removed from Droid's clock.
[06/11/16 13:52:57] Droid has dealt David a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:01:56 is added to David's clock.
[06/11/16 18:52:56] gyilkos [143/1060] has come upon David [467/1143] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 22:36:31 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/12/16 12:51:19] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 14:00:53 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[06/12/16 19:23:49] David learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:33 towards level 75.
[06/13/16 00:52:59] Krisz [509/862] has come upon David [985/1144] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:27:07 is added to Krisz's clock.
[06/13/16 01:08:25] David, kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/16 05:52:57] David [246/1144] has come upon Krisz [371/862] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:08:26 is added to David's clock.
[06/13/16 16:22:54] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 132 damage. 0 days, 01:14:26 is added to David's timer towards level 75.
[06/13/16 21:51:56] David got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:28:02 from level 75.
[06/13/16 23:04:59] David, Krisz, Joska, and kurvaanyad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/16 23:13:17] kurvaanyad [737/1165] has come upon David [137/1144] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 00:03:19 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/13/16 23:13:17] kurvaanyad [139/1165] has come upon David [1052/1144] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:45:30 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/14/16 04:50:35] David was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:38 towards level 75.
[06/14/16 12:33:20] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:53:47 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[06/15/16 16:04:51] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 14:06:14 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[06/16/16 06:45:37] David [1028/1144] has come upon kurvaanyad [1014/1165] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 07:05:29 is removed from David's clock.
[06/17/16 15:46:55] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 06:37:22 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[06/17/16 19:52:57] kocka [396/1036] has come upon David [122/1144] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 11:53:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/18/16 05:52:58] David [549/1144] has come upon Krisz [64/872] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 02:59:38 is removed from David's clock.
[06/18/16 10:22:30] David ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:53:34 from level 76.
[06/19/16 07:52:04] David stole [Sanyi]'s level 90 shield while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 72 shield behind, which [Sanyi] then takes.
[06/21/16 03:52:59] David [1152/1161] has come upon Sanyi [713/1166] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 16:55:20 is removed from David's clock.
[06/22/16 05:04:26] David, gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/22/16 15:13:19] Ajvorl, Joska, and kurvaanyad [3420/3691] have team battled gyilkos, m00, and David [226/3273] and won! 0 days, 20:53:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/16 23:01:28] Kiinga, David, and Droid [306/3270] have team battled kurvaanyad, d-__-b, and 4R0N [2366/3221] and lost! 3 days, 20:04:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/16 14:53:01] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 05:56:52 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[06/24/16 01:52:57] David [674/1161] has come upon endre [594/928] and rocked it! 4 days, 09:54:19 is removed from David's clock.
[06/24/16 02:06:55] Krisz, [Sanyi], and Kiinga [1237/3493] have team battled Darwick, Droid, and David [2061/3512] and lost! 2 days, 14:24:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/16 07:19:26] David was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:49:38 towards level 76.
[06/25/16 11:36:10] David bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:51:42 towards level 76.
[06/25/16 12:52:57] David [8/1161] has come upon Sanyi [169/1166] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 11:24:14 is added to David's clock.
[06/26/16 08:52:56] kurvaanyad [376/1165] has come upon David [833/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 08:52:17 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/26/16 11:24:54] David, Ajvorl, and 4R0N [2626/3632] have team battled kocka, Kiinga, and Darwick [1143/3386] and won! 0 days, 02:35:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/16 12:57:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed David with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 17:45:55 from level 76.
[06/26/16 20:49:28] David [904/1161] has come upon endre [81/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 20:37:08 is removed from David's clock.
[06/26/16 23:52:58] David [801/1161] has come upon IRPGbot [796/1488] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 06:57:35 is removed from David's clock.
[06/27/16 18:05:24] endre, David, Joska, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/16 18:45:03] Joska [163/1217] has come upon David [629/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:52:49 is added to Joska's clock.
[06/28/16 10:27:48] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 23:11:51 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[06/28/16 10:52:57] David [29/1161] has come upon GDI [781/1167] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:05:06 is added to David's clock.
[06/28/16 16:08:32] David, Joska, DarwickAK, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/16 17:03:34] David found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:02 towards level 76.
[06/29/16 16:52:59] Ajvorl [156/1312] has come upon David [1094/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[06/30/16 09:50:07] David, Joska, GDI, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/16 03:17:05] David [824/1161] has come upon Joska [453/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 21:12:28 is removed from David's clock.
[07/01/16 10:00:53] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 10 with their belt. 0 days, 01:16:27 is added to David's timer towards level 77.
[07/01/16 16:32:57] peta, kocka, and David [1220/3254] have team battled kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and Droid [0/3432] and won! 3 days, 21:18:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/16 10:52:56] Droid [968/1060] has come upon David [877/1161] and rocked it! 0 days, 08:56:33 is removed from Droid's clock.
[07/04/16 05:48:55] David sharpened the edge of his weapon! David's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/16 02:52:58] kurvaanyad [581/1171] has come upon David [1082/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:22:48 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/05/16 07:25:44] David, gyilkos, peta, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/16 07:52:55] David [220/1192] has come upon Droid [836/1065] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 19:45:38 is added to David's clock.
[07/05/16 17:52:56] David [244/1192] has come upon Ajvorl [747/1306] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 15:44:23 is added to David's clock.
[07/06/16 01:59:02] David found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:49:27 towards level 77.
[07/06/16 05:27:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed David with fire, slowing the heathen 30 days, 17:38:29 from level 77.
[07/06/16 12:56:32] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 11:52:56 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[07/07/16 09:58:33] David walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:33:15 from level 77.
[07/08/16 06:22:21] David found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:39:02 towards level 77.
[07/09/16 12:16:17] David, gyilkos, Ajvorl, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/16 12:29:31] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 173 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:16:18 is added to David's timer towards level 77.
[07/10/16 08:40:03] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 09:01:53 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[07/10/16 12:20:35] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 10:25:31 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[07/10/16 23:21:20] Kiinga [91/1049] has come upon David [144/1192] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 17:45:41 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[07/11/16 03:15:33] David [495/1192] has come upon GDI [185/1426] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 22:16:53 is removed from David's clock.
[07/11/16 13:52:57] peta [432/1047] has come upon David [880/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 10:03:35 is added to peta's clock.
[07/12/16 06:04:35] David had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:34:24 towards level 77.
[07/12/16 08:23:37] David, GDI, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/16 08:13:18] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 21:31:37 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[07/13/16 08:22:28] GDI, Droid, and David [3384/3676] have team battled kocka, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [2220/3602] and won! 1 day, 17:29:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/16 08:04:19] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 143 damage. 0 days, 01:16:27 is added to David's timer towards level 77.
[07/15/16 16:00:02] David, kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/16 20:37:18] 4R0N [716/1168] has come upon David [1104/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 07:38:11 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/16/16 11:26:47] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 21:40:24 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[07/16/16 11:37:08] David, DarwickAK, GDI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/16 23:54:09] David, gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/16 09:52:57] David [248/1192] has come upon IRPGbot [1394/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:09:08 is added to David's clock.
[07/18/16 03:32:27] David, [Sanyi], Sanyi, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/16 05:52:59] David [811/1192] has come upon Joska [116/1263] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:15 is removed from David's clock.
[07/18/16 07:28:21] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:00:50 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[07/18/16 07:31:07] David [588/1192] has come upon Sanyi [113/1206] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 03:20:20 is removed from David's clock.
[07/18/16 08:17:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 28 days, 21:59:43 toward level 78.
[07/19/16 03:33:08] David, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/16 03:55:30] GDI [173/1419] has come upon David [305/1192] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 22:55:39 is added to GDI's clock.
[07/19/16 11:52:59] Kiinga [438/1272] has come upon David [763/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:25:54 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[07/20/16 05:54:40] David [980/1192] has come upon Kiinga [717/1272] and rocked it! 3 days, 01:48:17 is removed from David's clock.
[07/20/16 10:46:59] Ajvorl [822/1324] has come upon David [110/1192] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:26:50 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[07/20/16 10:46:59] Ajvorl has dealt David a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:35:54 is added to David's clock.
[07/21/16 15:57:59] David was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:57:50 from level 78.
[07/21/16 18:52:58] kocka [217/1266] has come upon David [455/1192] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 02:22:02 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/22/16 04:52:59] David [264/1192] has come upon gyilkos [434/1060] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 17:52:05 is added to David's clock.
[07/22/16 06:52:27] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 21:06:31 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[07/22/16 07:30:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed David with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 03:06:50 from level 78.
[07/22/16 10:32:56] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 25 with their belt. 0 days, 01:17:28 is added to David's timer towards level 78.
[07/23/16 00:52:56] Ajvorl [667/1324] has come upon David [93/1192] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:34:09 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[07/23/16 03:18:29] Ajvorl [575/1324] has come upon David [255/1192] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 04:25:46 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[07/23/16 03:18:29] Ajvorl has dealt David a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:17:08 is added to David's clock.
[07/23/16 21:27:18] David invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:55 towards level 78.
[07/24/16 01:26:00] peta, David, and GDI [3078/3448] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and Sanyi [2902/3748] and won! 1 day, 00:54:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/16 10:05:54] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 06:07:47 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[07/26/16 14:35:05] David was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:43 towards level 78.
[07/27/16 03:13:36] David, peta, GDI, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/16 05:14:29] Darwick, 4R0N, and peta [3100/3518] have team battled kocka, David, and GDI [2625/3660] and won! 7 days, 04:54:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 06:06:40] David bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:27 towards level 78.
[07/27/16 06:07:29] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 203. 0 days, 01:17:11 is added to David's timer towards level 78.
[07/27/16 14:52:56] Sanyi [232/1215] has come upon David [887/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:08:23 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[07/28/16 09:39:01] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:59:13 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[07/28/16 10:52:56] Droid [733/1086] has come upon David [441/1192] and rocked it! 1 day, 18:23:11 is removed from Droid's clock.
[07/29/16 05:49:29] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 84 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:17:21 is added to David's timer towards level 78.
[07/29/16 16:52:57] 4R0N [264/1168] has come upon David [1029/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:18:51 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/29/16 20:31:28] David, Joska, Darwick, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/16 15:53:46] Sanyi [663/1215] has come upon David [396/1192] and rocked it! 18 days, 20:16:10 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/31/16 16:57:22] David [1115/1192] has come upon DarwickAK [64/1352] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 09:49:07 is removed from David's clock.
[08/01/16 10:42:46] David, Ajvorl, and kocka [371/3782] have team battled GDI, Droid, and peta [139/3123] and won! 3 days, 20:03:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/16 05:52:58] 4R0N [1163/1168] has come upon David [1054/1192] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 16:57:57 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/02/16 08:53:59] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 01:15:47 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[08/02/16 12:34:32] David hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:52:48 towards level 79.
[08/02/16 15:17:15] Darwick [90/1296] has come upon David [1132/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 03:07:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/02/16 15:52:57] David [770/1192] has come upon peta [996/1054] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 20:19:04 is added to David's clock.
[08/03/16 00:09:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 2 days, 18:54:39 toward level 79.
[08/03/16 00:54:54] David, gyilkos, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/16 08:45:04] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 20:54:37 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[08/03/16 11:52:55] kurvaanyad [993/1180] has come upon David [960/1192] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:37:21 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/04/16 04:55:33] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 30. 0 days, 01:18:06 is added to David's timer towards level 79.
[08/05/16 15:04:29] David found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:06:26 towards level 79.
[08/05/16 16:01:33] kurvaanyad [186/1180] has come upon David [82/1192] and gave em what was coming! 18 days, 11:08:58 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/05/16 17:24:56] David, Ajvorl, GDI, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/16 08:17:59] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:47:09 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[08/07/16 00:55:32] peta [948/1054] has come upon David [501/1192] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 13:25:48 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/08/16 06:52:57] Droid [247/1105] has come upon David [397/1192] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 17:38:46 is added to Droid's clock.
[08/09/16 04:48:02] 4R0N [473/1195] has come upon David [786/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:30:34 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/09/16 14:52:59] David stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:31:10 towards level 79.
[08/10/16 04:01:34] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 27 with their belt. 0 days, 01:18:11 is added to David's timer towards level 79.
[08/10/16 07:42:07] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 47. 0 days, 01:18:05 is added to David's timer towards level 79.
[08/11/16 04:52:56] David [790/1192] has come upon GDI [657/984] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 13:26:54 is removed from David's clock.
[08/11/16 07:33:07] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 17:33:57 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[08/12/16 03:43:39] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 145. 0 days, 01:18:38 is added to David's timer towards level 79.
[08/12/16 06:12:45] David invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:35 towards level 79.
[08/13/16 03:34:38] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 234. 0 days, 01:18:03 is added to David's timer towards level 79.
[08/13/16 06:52:57] David [290/1192] has come upon 4R0N [1011/1195] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:40:43 is added to David's clock.
[08/13/16 16:52:58] wabbit_ [229/876] has come upon David [91/1192] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 08:22:10 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[08/13/16 16:52:58] wabbit_ has dealt David a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:17:28 is added to David's clock.
[08/14/16 03:25:40] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:30:26 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[08/15/16 06:02:05] David, Joska, GDI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/16 06:57:10] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[08/15/16 07:17:08] David [127/1192] has come upon IRPGbot [641/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 22:02:11 is added to David's clock.
[08/16/16 06:48:08] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 18:15:35 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[08/16/16 09:52:58] David [1097/1192] has come upon [Sanyi] [884/1376] and fucked they ass up! 17 days, 17:45:43 is removed from David's clock.
[08/16/16 19:52:57] Droid [100/1105] has come upon David [371/1192] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 07:21:45 is added to Droid's clock.
[08/17/16 04:10:10] David, gyilkos, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/16 10:52:59] DarwickAK [1061/1352] has come upon David [60/1192] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:49:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/17/16 15:52:57] kurvaanyad [647/1182] has come upon David [363/1192] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 10:32:06 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/18/16 09:29:53] GDI [380/984] has come upon David [534/1192] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:19:06 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/19/16 02:40:35] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 02:55:01 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[08/19/16 03:52:34] David found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:39:00 towards level 80.
[08/19/16 05:27:04] David, gyilkos, GDI, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/16 22:35:26] David grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:19:04 towards level 80.
[08/20/16 02:12:47] David, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/16 02:31:34] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:22:59 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[08/20/16 03:52:56] David [1164/1192] has come upon peta [74/1062] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:18:54 is removed from David's clock.
[08/20/16 03:52:56] David has dealt peta a Critical Strike! 4 days, 22:50:16 is added to peta's clock.
[08/20/16 18:12:50] David, peta, Darwick, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/16 23:35:02] 4R0N [215/1198] has come upon David [196/1192] and rocked it! 12 days, 09:13:46 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/22/16 05:54:03] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 05:39:31 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[08/22/16 15:46:37] David, Joska, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/16 15:57:51] Darwick [1088/1342] has come upon David [409/1192] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 09:54:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/23/16 11:52:58] wabbit_ [836/891] has come upon David [716/1192] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 21:24:00 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[08/23/16 16:52:55] David [903/1192] has come upon gyilkos [922/1246] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:24:59 is added to David's clock.
[08/24/16 05:36:04] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:41:40 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[08/25/16 18:57:23] David [820/1192] has come upon Darwick [635/1342] and fucked they ass up! 19 days, 15:37:21 is removed from David's clock.
[08/26/16 01:37:39] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 26 with their belt. 0 days, 01:20:40 is added to David's timer towards level 81.
[08/26/16 05:18:09] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 13:41:04 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[08/27/16 05:09:09] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 07:54:37 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[08/27/16 05:52:59] David [545/1192] has come upon Sanyi [138/1225] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 19:30:12 is removed from David's clock.
[08/27/16 05:52:59] David has dealt Sanyi a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:05:12 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/27/16 20:54:05] David tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:14:44 towards level 81.
[08/28/16 11:52:58] David [356/1192] has come upon Kiinga [69/1272] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 14:35:48 is removed from David's clock.
[08/29/16 01:10:43] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 14 with their belt. 0 days, 01:20:06 is added to David's timer towards level 81.
[08/29/16 04:32:22] David stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:05 towards level 81.
[08/30/16 01:01:42] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 02:38:38 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[08/30/16 04:42:16] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:44:29 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[08/31/16 04:52:56] David [956/1203] has come upon Joska [553/1232] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:16:34 is removed from David's clock.
[08/31/16 19:52:57] kurvaanyad [179/1152] has come upon David [798/1203] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:20:35 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/01/16 05:52:58] GDI [227/985] has come upon David [919/1203] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:37:10 is added to GDI's clock.
[09/01/16 14:02:23] gyilkos, GDI, and David [1228/3430] have team battled Kiinga, endre, and kocka [831/3450] and won! 0 days, 06:00:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 17:49:52] endre, David, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/16 04:15:15] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 49. 0 days, 01:20:38 is added to David's timer towards level 81.
[09/02/16 17:34:48] David [615/1203] has come upon IRPGbot [244/1516] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 05:40:23 is removed from David's clock.
[09/03/16 02:52:56] David [792/1203] has come upon Kiinga [161/1280] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 13:46:27 is removed from David's clock.
[09/04/16 15:29:16] David was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:39:03 from level 82.
[09/05/16 09:07:03] David, GDI, [Sanyi], and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/16 09:24:05] [Sanyi] [733/1402] has come upon David [1091/1203] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:28:09 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/06/16 02:04:07] Joska [344/1232] has come upon David [856/1203] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:24:10 is added to Joska's clock.
[09/06/16 04:23:25] endre, David, kurvaanyad, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/16 04:45:08] Kiinga [851/1280] has come upon David [1030/1203] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 00:12:10 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/07/16 07:22:01] David was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:48:12 from level 82.
[09/07/16 22:11:20] Sanyi [812/1214] has come upon David [865/1203] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 18:42:42 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/08/16 22:52:59] David [1075/1203] has come upon Joska [1087/1232] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 14:28:12 is added to David's clock.
[09/09/16 03:12:13] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 107. 0 days, 01:21:04 is added to David's timer towards level 82.
[09/09/16 20:37:18] endre, David, 4R0N, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/16 23:52:58] David [202/1203] has come upon kurvaanyad [1000/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:25:48 is added to David's clock.
[09/10/16 09:16:25] endre, GDI, and David [2167/3103] have team battled gyilkos, Joska, and peta [873/3596] and won! 0 days, 05:04:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 23:13:46] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 15:01:41 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[09/10/16 23:13:46] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 320 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:21:15 is added to David's timer towards level 82.
[09/11/16 09:19:07] DarwickAK [512/1361] has come upon David [1160/1203] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 06:34:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/11/16 23:04:43] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 193. 0 days, 01:21:35 is added to David's timer towards level 82.
[09/12/16 06:52:55] gyilkos [214/1301] has come upon David [396/1203] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 07:49:33 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/13/16 02:36:17] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 16:25:30 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[09/13/16 02:52:59] David [86/1203] has come upon peta [262/1063] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 23:41:15 is added to David's clock.
[09/13/16 11:12:19] David, kurvaanyad, 4R0N, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/16 11:12:23] kurvaanyad [439/1171] has come upon David [79/1203] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 21:17:27 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/13/16 12:52:57] David [501/1203] has come upon Darwick [1351/1406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:19:49 is added to David's clock.
[09/13/16 17:52:58] David [85/1203] has come upon Droid [47/1125] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 00:32:48 is removed from David's clock.
[09/13/16 17:52:58] In the fierce battle, Droid dropped his level 74 helm! David picks it up, tossing his old level 73 helm to Droid.
[09/13/16 18:29:43] David bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:27 towards level 82.
[09/14/16 02:27:17] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 03:48:29 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[09/15/16 14:52:58] Joska [1107/1225] has come upon David [4/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 20:45:26 is removed from Joska's clock.
[09/16/16 05:52:59] David [264/1204] has come upon DarwickAK [120/1361] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 00:35:54 is removed from David's clock.
[09/17/16 06:52:56] David [1023/1204] has come upon Ajvorl [271/1313] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:59:32 is removed from David's clock.
[09/17/16 13:50:04] DarwickAK [1007/1361] has come upon David [287/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 12:25:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/17/16 22:10:52] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:51:15 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[09/17/16 22:10:52] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 206. 0 days, 01:21:20 is added to David's timer towards level 82.
[09/18/16 09:18:52] gyilkos [915/1301] has come upon David [153/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:09:14 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/18/16 17:30:59] wabbit_, Droid, and kocka [2442/3279] have team battled David, Darwick, and endre [2113/3525] and won! 0 days, 09:19:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/16 09:04:17] Hunger [4/5] has come upon David [334/1204] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Hunger's clock.
[09/19/16 23:47:49] David got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:27 towards level 82.
[09/20/16 03:15:06] David ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:07 from level 82.
[09/20/16 06:48:12] David [257/1204] has come upon GDI [906/985] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 19:51:17 is added to David's clock.
[09/22/16 04:09:18] Hunger, 4R0N, and peta [366/2591] have team battled David, endre, and [Sanyi] [1225/3491] and lost! 0 days, 02:33:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/16 14:50:52] David, Ajvorl, 4R0N, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/16 02:52:57] Ajvorl [1274/1313] has come upon David [477/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:35:39 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[09/23/16 10:32:00] David bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:35:44 towards level 83.
[09/23/16 15:46:01] David saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:37:51 from level 83.
[09/23/16 20:04:06] David, Ajvorl, GDI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/16 00:57:23] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 20 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:22:35 is added to David's timer towards level 83.
[09/24/16 17:36:55] David got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:14:05 towards level 83.
[09/24/16 18:52:58] peta [809/1061] has come upon David [202/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 18:32:25 is removed from peta's clock.
[09/26/16 00:39:27] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 22 with their belt. 0 days, 01:22:21 is added to David's timer towards level 83.
[09/26/16 10:52:56] Darwick [346/1406] has come upon David [531/1204] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 14:12:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/26/16 12:57:31] Hunger [79/415] has come upon David [433/1204] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Hunger's clock.
[09/26/16 15:52:58] David [370/1204] has come upon peta [517/1061] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 22:10:56 is added to David's clock.
[09/26/16 17:25:50] David, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/16 01:53:35] DarwickAK [246/1361] has come upon David [654/1204] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 04:28:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/27/16 03:23:30] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:12:45 is added to his clock.
[09/27/16 11:52:58] David [505/1204] has come upon Joska [1211/1225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:17:23 is added to David's clock.
[09/27/16 12:57:23] Sanyi, David, and 4R0N [2531/3664] have team battled peta, Droid, and Kiinga [2691/3476] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/16 20:40:58] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 16:46:19 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[09/27/16 23:01:47] David was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:15:11 towards level 83.
[09/28/16 12:03:53] David bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:25:10 towards level 83.
[09/29/16 00:12:34] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 20:16:18 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[09/29/16 20:23:03] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 00:19:26 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[09/29/16 23:52:55] David [146/1204] has come upon kocka [792/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:40:52 is added to David's clock.
[09/30/16 20:14:04] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 51. 0 days, 01:22:37 is added to David's timer towards level 83.
[09/30/16 23:54:33] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:04:36 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[10/01/16 00:52:56] kocka [1256/1259] has come upon David [76/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 07:39:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/01/16 08:17:02] David discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:28:43 towards level 83.
[10/01/16 13:03:33] wabbit_, DarwickAK, and David [2968/3455] have team battled Kiinga, kurvaanyad, and kocka [1762/3700] and won! 2 days, 09:30:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/16 19:46:58] David discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:48 towards level 83.
[10/01/16 20:05:01] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 7 with their belt. 0 days, 01:22:43 is added to David's timer towards level 83.
[10/02/16 08:28:02] David, Joska, kurvaanyad, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/16 13:08:10] David was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:26 from level 83.
[10/02/16 17:08:30] David bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:46 from level 83.
[10/03/16 18:24:21] Ajvorl [869/1268] has come upon David [1172/1204] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:47:40 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[10/04/16 19:37:59] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 14:31:20 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[10/05/16 17:35:59] David [321/1204] has come upon [Sanyi] [735/1365] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:05:10 is added to David's clock.
[10/05/16 17:38:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 2 days, 08:25:00 toward level 83.
[10/05/16 18:07:08] endre, Joska, and David [2652/3184] have team battled Hunger, kocka, and gyilkos [1691/3120] and won! 0 days, 04:04:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/16 23:09:29] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:33:49 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[10/06/16 09:52:04] David [935/1204] has come upon Droid [412/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 17:01:06 is removed from David's clock.
[10/06/16 10:52:58] David [994/1204] has come upon endre [58/755] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 23:19:36 is removed from David's clock.
[10/06/16 23:00:31] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 127 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:23:31 is added to David's timer towards level 84.
[10/07/16 01:52:55] Sanyi [650/1236] has come upon David [1135/1204] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:03:08 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/07/16 06:52:58] David [797/1204] has come upon [Sanyi] [1059/1365] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 20:33:08 is added to David's clock.
[10/07/16 19:10:59] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 20:22:31 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[10/07/16 22:51:32] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 10:39:26 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[10/07/16 22:51:32] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 22. 0 days, 01:23:53 is added to David's timer towards level 84.
[10/07/16 23:06:50] David was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:35:06 from level 84.
[10/08/16 02:52:57] David [539/1204] has come upon [Sanyi] [133/1365] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 04:47:23 is removed from David's clock.
[10/08/16 12:56:15] peta, Joska, and David [1573/3563] have team battled Darwick, kocka, and GDI [2811/3650] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/16 15:31:21] David bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:43:03 towards level 84.
[10/08/16 17:42:33] David, Hunger, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/16 17:52:55] David [480/1204] has come upon Ajvorl [899/1268] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:41:47 is added to David's clock.
[10/09/16 03:52:58] Droid [1104/1135] has come upon David [712/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:55:04 is removed from Droid's clock.
[10/09/16 16:41:46] David, gyilkos, GDI, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/16 18:18:41] kurvaanyad, David, and Droid [1498/3500] have team battled Joska, endre, and Kiinga [1064/3358] and won! 1 day, 05:02:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/16 22:01:19] Ajvorl [665/1268] has come upon David [1160/1204] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:48:28 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[10/09/16 23:52:55] Darwick [739/1406] has come upon David [321/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 19:17:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/10/16 09:52:59] David [652/1204] has come upon GDI [1039/1158] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 03:48:29 is added to David's clock.
[10/10/16 22:24:36] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 01:05:13 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[10/11/16 00:52:57] David [744/1204] has come upon kurvaanyad [1019/1161] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 22:21:58 is added to David's clock.
[10/11/16 10:52:58] David [652/1204] has come upon GDI [297/1158] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 21:16:41 is removed from David's clock.
[10/12/16 16:45:52] David, endre, peta, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/16 20:48:24] peta, 4R0N, and GDI [3452/3454] have team battled David, Joska, and Darwick [1865/3900] and won! 2 days, 06:28:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/16 02:52:59] DarwickAK [784/1361] has come upon David [732/1204] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 00:04:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/13/16 21:57:32] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 81. 0 days, 01:23:20 is added to David's timer towards level 84.
[10/14/16 03:52:59] kurvaanyad [422/1161] has come upon David [763/1204] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 16:54:28 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/14/16 15:18:28] David was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:23 from level 84.
[10/14/16 17:43:14] David misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:02:17 from level 84.
[10/15/16 03:32:36] 4R0N [1097/1231] has come upon David [979/1204] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 14:29:42 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[10/15/16 03:33:44] 4R0N [947/1231] has come upon David [251/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:47:32 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[10/15/16 04:57:08] DarwickAK [1343/1361] has come upon David [729/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:30:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/15/16 13:09:00] David tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:50 towards level 84.
[10/16/16 03:35:35] Droid, gyilkos, and endre [488/3263] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and David [758/3863] and lost! 7 days, 10:13:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/16 17:45:43] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 13:07:59 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[10/18/16 02:38:35] David, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and wabbit_ have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/16 06:14:14] [Sanyi] [1140/1350] has come upon David [601/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:40:33 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/18/16 17:36:42] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:51:04 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[10/19/16 08:35:24] David [725/1204] has come upon DarwickAK [1010/1361] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 20:51:30 is added to David's clock.
[10/19/16 17:27:41] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 93 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:24:16 is added to David's timer towards level 85.
[10/20/16 04:19:34] David, peta, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/16 17:18:40] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 19:19:51 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[10/20/16 19:23:22] peta, GDI, and DarwickAK [1675/3576] have team battled David, Ajvorl, and 4R0N [2040/3705] and lost! 0 days, 17:11:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/16 00:57:09] GDI [883/1158] has come upon David [1032/1204] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 19:50:23 is added to GDI's clock.
[10/21/16 10:03:11] David invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:24:40 towards level 85.
[10/22/16 06:33:57] GDI, David, and gyilkos [1236/3663] have team battled endre, 4R0N, and Darwick [565/3449] and won! 3 days, 07:58:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/16 20:41:04] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 09:54:16 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[10/22/16 20:59:15] David found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:59:27 towards level 85.
[10/23/16 20:32:02] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 21:11:03 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[10/25/16 19:57:06] David [444/1204] has come upon Joska [1135/1298] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 10:45:43 is added to David's clock.
[10/25/16 20:07:59] David, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/16 20:14:03] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 59 with their belt. 0 days, 01:24:25 is added to David's timer towards level 85.
[10/27/16 00:45:42] 4R0N [785/1238] has come upon David [256/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:33:58 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[10/27/16 05:14:33] peta [493/1062] has come upon David [460/1204] and gave em what was coming! 14 days, 01:35:46 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/27/16 05:15:41] peta [308/1062] has come upon David [773/1204] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 08:23:54 is added to peta's clock.
[10/27/16 05:23:51] David was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:35:27 towards level 85.
[10/27/16 14:38:37] Joska, Kiinga, and endre [298/2956] have team battled David, Droid, and kurvaanyad [3139/3530] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/16 19:47:03] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 19:40:25 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[10/29/16 13:57:09] David [655/1204] has come upon Droid [1099/1170] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:35:10 is added to David's clock.
[10/29/16 15:57:32] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:31:56 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[10/30/16 14:48:37] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:22:33 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[10/30/16 18:29:08] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 07:09:10 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[10/31/16 00:32:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 11 days, 10:44:26 toward level 85.
[10/31/16 09:57:08] 4R0N [1152/1238] has come upon David [1/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 23:13:52 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[11/01/16 00:57:09] David [1136/1204] has come upon GDI [1076/1160] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 10:15:34 is removed from David's clock.
[11/01/16 23:48:40] David, endre, kurvaanyad, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/16 14:21:43] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 11:17:33 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[11/02/16 18:02:21] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:15:19 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[11/03/16 08:28:16] David, 4R0N, and endre [485/3247] have team battled [Sanyi], Sanyi, and Darwick [2043/4003] and lost! 0 days, 14:14:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/16 12:57:09] endre [515/805] has come upon David [1015/1204] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 08:32:42 is added to endre's clock.
[11/03/16 15:23:29] endre [224/805] has come upon David [24/1204] and gave em what was coming! 12 days, 10:28:35 is removed from endre's clock.
[11/04/16 13:24:34] David, Droid, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/16 14:03:51] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:05:13 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[11/05/16 11:13:57] David [39/1204] has come upon kocka [99/1259] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:46:22 is added to David's clock.
[11/05/16 13:46:39] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:22:27 is added to his clock.
[11/05/16 13:54:59] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 02:16:25 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[11/05/16 14:57:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 0 days, 00:46:52 toward level 85.
[11/05/16 22:31:59] David discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:55 towards level 85.
[11/06/16 05:13:39] David [1124/1204] has come upon Sanyi [772/1236] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 19:15:58 is removed from David's clock.
[11/06/16 05:57:08] David [807/1204] has come upon [Sanyi] [370/1357] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 09:42:06 is removed from David's clock.
[11/06/16 07:26:02] David [294/1204] has come upon 4R0N [462/1238] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 06:39:04 is added to David's clock.
[11/06/16 16:02:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 25 days, 06:04:17 toward level 86.
[11/08/16 12:57:06] DarwickAK [623/1364] has come upon David [109/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 23:53:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/08/16 23:12:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed David with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 05:38:20 from level 86.
[11/09/16 02:03:06] David, Joska, GDI, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/16 03:57:07] David [350/1204] has come upon Ajvorl [743/1316] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 10:37:02 is added to David's clock.
[11/09/16 16:59:31] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 38. 0 days, 01:25:36 is added to David's timer towards level 86.
[11/09/16 18:57:10] David [1202/1204] has come upon Darwick [427/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 14:29:02 is removed from David's clock.
[11/10/16 08:11:43] David was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:36:04 from level 86.
[11/11/16 10:57:08] David [873/1204] has come upon 4R0N [302/1238] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:10:16 is removed from David's clock.
[11/11/16 10:57:08] David has dealt 4R0N a Critical Strike! 7 days, 22:16:35 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[11/11/16 13:00:58] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 21:07:32 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[11/11/16 16:41:32] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:02:37 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[11/12/16 10:57:03] David learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:52 towards level 86.
[11/12/16 11:55:17] David, endre, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/16 13:21:22] gyilkos [76/1311] has come upon David [632/1204] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:55:32 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[11/12/16 20:06:46] David bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:03 towards level 86.
[11/14/16 00:59:09] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:31:21 is added to his clock.
[11/14/16 08:39:51] David, endre, kocka, and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/16 17:35:20] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:06:22 is added to his clock.
[11/14/16 23:00:08] David [217/1204] has come upon IRPGbot [41/1464] and rocked it! 15 days, 05:40:24 is removed from David's clock.
[11/15/16 07:29:57] David spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! David's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/16 12:18:52] David learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:47:31 towards level 87.
[11/16/16 15:56:40] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 56. 0 days, 01:26:09 is added to David's timer towards level 87.
[11/17/16 08:58:59] kurvaanyad, endre, and [Sanyi] [193/3328] have team battled David, Ajvorl, and Joska [2909/3858] and lost! 0 days, 13:52:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/16 11:58:14] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 75 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:26:53 is added to David's timer towards level 87.
[11/18/16 12:57:07] David [335/1197] has come upon DarwickAK [1333/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 07:52:49 is added to David's clock.
[11/18/16 13:14:22] kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Darwick [3114/3686] have team battled David, Hunger, and GDI [707/3103] and won! 0 days, 07:37:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/16 15:38:46] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 53 damage. 0 days, 01:26:52 is added to David's timer towards level 87.
[11/20/16 02:11:51] David was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:48:00 towards level 87.
[11/21/16 00:19:54] David, Joska, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/16 20:57:09] Kiinga [172/1043] has come upon David [225/1197] and got flexed on in combat! 14 days, 10:24:04 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/22/16 02:46:19] David, endre, Hunger, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/16 07:54:00] [Sanyi] [932/1348] has come upon David [44/1197] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:04:22 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/23/16 00:53:10] David grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:07:31 towards level 87.
[11/23/16 04:13:45] David discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:56:54 towards level 87.
[11/23/16 11:13:11] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 40. 0 days, 01:26:33 is added to David's timer towards level 87.
[11/23/16 15:43:37] Joska [739/1345] has come upon David [114/1197] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:16:40 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/23/16 18:49:35] Droid, kocka, and endre [3105/3258] have team battled DarwickAK, David, and GDI [1315/3738] and won! 0 days, 18:46:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/16 03:57:08] [Sanyi] [717/1348] has come upon David [93/1197] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 04:19:37 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/25/16 07:59:56] Sanyi, Hunger, and David [1884/3162] have team battled gyilkos, 4R0N, and Ajvorl [2108/3847] and lost! 0 days, 21:37:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/16 19:57:10] David [223/1197] has come upon peta [972/1015] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:20:06 is added to David's clock.
[11/27/16 10:37:08] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 16:29:04 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[11/27/16 16:57:10] kurvaanyad [1095/1168] has come upon David [816/1197] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 02:09:56 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/28/16 10:28:10] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 23:01:48 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[11/28/16 23:36:52] David stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:16:57 towards level 87.
[11/29/16 04:46:06] David, kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/16 10:19:14] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 105. 0 days, 01:26:30 is added to David's timer towards level 87.
[11/29/16 21:28:10] kocka, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [87/3956] have team battled 4R0N, David, and Kiinga [2958/3455] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/16 23:57:09] 4R0N [825/1238] has come upon David [20/1197] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 08:01:43 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[12/01/16 00:57:09] David [1069/1197] has come upon DarwickAK [1300/1364] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:10:04 is added to David's clock.
[12/02/16 13:32:40] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:28:34 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[12/02/16 16:57:10] David [60/1197] has come upon DarwickAK [1325/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:38:18 is added to David's clock.
[12/02/16 20:35:23] David [1102/1197] has come upon Droid [513/1150] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:35:10 is removed from David's clock.
[12/03/16 12:57:07] Joska [737/1345] has come upon David [970/1197] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 03:24:24 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/03/16 22:57:08] David [162/1197] has come upon Ajvorl [295/1321] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 12:25:51 is added to David's clock.
[12/04/16 18:37:53] David misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:41 from level 87.
[12/04/16 18:59:13] David [284/1197] has come upon Joska [10/1345] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 23:15:08 is removed from David's clock.
[12/05/16 08:46:54] Droid, gyilkos, Hunger, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/16 14:59:13] David [122/1197] has come upon Kiinga [200/1039] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:17:02 is added to David's clock.
[12/06/16 15:59:11] David [197/1197] has come upon gyilkos [957/1320] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:40:49 is added to David's clock.
[12/06/16 20:59:11] David [1048/1197] has come upon peta [744/1015] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:42:24 is removed from David's clock.
[12/07/16 01:27:10] Droid, [Sanyi], gyilkos, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/16 01:44:44] David [237/1197] has come upon Kiinga [859/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 19:19:52 is added to David's clock.
[12/07/16 20:36:04] Sanyi, [Sanyi], and Darwick [1809/3685] have team battled peta, David, and Joska [3467/3557] and lost! 0 days, 14:09:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/16 22:44:14] gyilkos, DarwickAK, peta, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/16 08:58:07] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 48 damage. 0 days, 01:27:49 is added to David's timer towards level 88.
[12/08/16 12:38:38] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 141. 0 days, 01:27:24 is added to David's timer towards level 88.
[12/09/16 03:59:13] kocka [630/1276] has come upon David [388/1197] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 11:47:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/09/16 23:59:14] David [7/1197] has come upon kurvaanyad [226/1175] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 03:28:19 is added to David's clock.
[12/10/16 08:40:09] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 35 days, 20:40:48 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[12/10/16 19:02:34] David grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:23:52 towards level 88.
[12/11/16 00:17:53] David was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:37:21 from level 88.
[12/11/16 00:59:13] Joska [825/1345] has come upon David [570/1197] and rocked it! 0 days, 08:07:20 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/11/16 08:31:09] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 119 damage. 0 days, 01:27:45 is added to David's timer towards level 88.
[12/11/16 19:08:39] GDI, Joska, endre, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/16 07:05:15] David [228/1197] has come upon kurvaanyad [826/1175] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 01:27:06 is added to David's clock.
[12/12/16 09:29:24] Darwick, David, and Hunger [2866/3137] have team battled kurvaanyad, Joska, and Ajvorl [829/3841] and won! 1 day, 12:03:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 17:59:12] [Sanyi] [762/1350] has come upon David [771/1197] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:33:27 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/15/16 04:59:13] Darwick [801/1065] has come upon David [850/1197] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 13:05:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/15/16 14:59:10] David [180/1197] has come upon Joska [1281/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 16:35:10 is added to David's clock.
[12/15/16 18:21:00] Sanyi, DarwickAK, Joska, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/16 02:04:52] David was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:56:17 from level 88.
[12/16/16 02:26:11] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:20:13 is added to his clock.
[12/16/16 04:29:35] David died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:04:03 from level 88.
[12/16/16 11:26:39] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:20:44 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[12/16/16 11:26:39] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 223. 0 days, 01:27:51 is added to David's timer towards level 88.
[12/16/16 13:48:20] kocka, GDI, peta, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/16 06:51:05] David found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:44:07 towards level 88.
[12/17/16 17:01:07] David bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:43 towards level 88.
[12/17/16 23:38:45] David bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:51:40 towards level 88.
[12/18/16 15:56:17] Kiinga [424/1039] has come upon David [443/1197] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:20:27 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/18/16 22:59:11] kocka [203/1273] has come upon David [120/1197] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:47:02 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/19/16 07:19:06] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 00:01:59 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[12/19/16 08:59:14] David [250/1197] has come upon [Sanyi] [1196/1350] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:32:09 is added to David's clock.
[12/20/16 00:54:57] Sanyi [1077/1263] has come upon David [340/1197] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:55:44 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/20/16 05:38:16] David, endre, and peta [603/3076] have team battled Ajvorl, Sanyi, and kocka [1929/3841] and lost! 1 day, 19:02:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 07:10:03] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:24:18 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[12/20/16 07:10:03] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 111 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:27:35 is added to David's timer towards level 88.
[12/20/16 19:59:12] David [129/1197] has come upon DarwickAK [451/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:05:52 is added to David's clock.
[12/21/16 05:59:14] David [891/1197] has come upon Droid [1121/1160] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 23:19:03 is added to David's clock.
[12/21/16 14:30:21] Joska [1089/1345] has come upon David [955/1197] and rocked it! 21 days, 00:55:00 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/21/16 18:41:39] Ajvorl, Joska, David, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/16 06:11:09] [Sanyi] [693/1350] has come upon David [336/1197] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 02:46:02 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/22/16 19:50:15] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, David, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/16 17:59:13] Kiinga [116/1039] has come upon David [362/1197] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 05:14:18 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/24/16 06:34:18] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 10 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:27:12 is added to David's timer towards level 88.
[12/24/16 08:59:14] David [950/1197] has come upon kocka [935/1257] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 03:12:06 is removed from David's clock.
[12/25/16 02:18:55] DarwickAK, David, Droid, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/16 04:59:15] DarwickAK [707/1364] has come upon David [487/1197] and gave em what was coming! 20 days, 05:35:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/26/16 17:46:43] David [658/1197] has come upon Joska [47/1345] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 02:37:08 is removed from David's clock.
[12/27/16 05:14:53] David found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:14:42 towards level 89.
[12/28/16 05:04:44] Ajvorl, gyilkos, David, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/16 15:05:29] [Sanyi] [863/1343] has come upon David [224/1197] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:14:14 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/29/16 06:29:03] endre, David, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/16 04:59:13] kurvaanyad [618/1177] has come upon David [272/1197] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:06:04 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/30/16 05:40:26] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 23:49:45 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[12/30/16 09:20:57] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:24:20 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[12/31/16 05:31:29] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:56:53 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[12/31/16 10:59:13] Darwick [433/1069] has come upon David [853/1197] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 13:45:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/31/16 17:55:18] David got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:01:08 from level 89.
[01/01/17 01:59:11] Ajvorl [760/1339] has come upon David [97/1197] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:33:12 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[01/01/17 02:32:25] kurvaanyad, endre, David, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/17 02:32:29] Sanyi [1111/1255] has come upon David [1191/1197] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 01:25:23 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/01/17 04:14:03] David [907/1197] has come upon endre [263/852] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 07:50:04 is removed from David's clock.
[01/01/17 08:43:35] kurvaanyad [567/1177] has come upon David [940/1197] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 17:48:14 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/02/17 11:12:05] CaptianObvious [45/208] has come upon David [1081/1197] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:42:16 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:20:46] Joska [384/1345] has come upon David [602/1197] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 03:24:14 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/02/17 11:22:20] CaptianObvious [354/556] has come upon David [731/1197] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 03:24:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 23:07:20] David [851/1197] has come upon Ajvorl [657/1339] and rocked it! 1 day, 05:00:23 is removed from David's clock.
[01/03/17 14:22:11] Kiinga, Ajvorl, and [Sanyi] [3078/3729] have team battled David, DarwickAK, and GDI [609/3656] and won! 0 days, 07:12:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/17 16:21:21] CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [580/2962] have team battled Darwick, David, and Droid [1049/3547] and lost! 10 days, 20:32:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/17 04:38:28] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [1678/3177] have team battled GDI, Droid, and David [3369/3554] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/17 09:40:05] David bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:52 towards level 89.
[01/04/17 15:55:52] David caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:39 towards level 89.
[01/04/17 19:36:33] CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and GDI [2852/3100] have team battled DarwickAK, David, and [Sanyi] [1034/3841] and won! 0 days, 00:08:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/17 22:21:35] David got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:00 from level 89.
[01/05/17 08:27:06] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 08:30:38 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[01/05/17 09:32:43] David stole kocka's level 88 tunic while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 72 tunic behind, which kocka then takes.
[01/05/17 10:59:12] David [72/1211] has come upon GDI [832/1193] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:14:16 is added to David's clock.
[01/05/17 23:21:20] Droid [275/1164] has come upon David [141/1211] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 01:08:56 is removed from Droid's clock.
[01/06/17 03:12:35] David [25/1211] has come upon Darwick [494/1162] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 11:03:44 is added to David's clock.
[01/06/17 06:59:11] CaptianObvious [143/732] has come upon David [376/1211] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 19:27:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:15:07] CaptianObvious [22/781] has come upon David [597/1211] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 13:00:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:15:11] CaptianObvious [140/781] has come upon David [492/1211] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 15:53:01 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 16:59:12] David [163/1211] has come upon IRPGbot [1007/1497] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 04:57:55 is added to David's clock.
[01/07/17 13:21:58] Ajvorl, DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/17 04:19:39] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 26 with their belt. 0 days, 01:29:29 is added to David's timer towards level 90.
[01/08/17 08:00:10] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 22:51:50 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[01/08/17 08:59:13] David [192/1211] has come upon Kiinga [326/1070] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 04:27:21 is added to David's clock.
[01/10/17 05:59:12] Kiinga [202/1070] has come upon David [689/1211] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:32:24 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/10/17 10:12:27] David, Ajvorl, and kurvaanyad [215/3734] have team battled gyilkos, Joska, and kocka [3084/3909] and lost! 3 days, 08:46:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/17 20:59:20] David found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:47:43 towards level 90.
[01/11/17 02:01:28] endre, Droid, and Joska [645/3413] have team battled Kiinga, David, and kurvaanyad [2583/3458] and lost! 0 days, 03:37:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/17 04:54:52] David, Darwick, Droid, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/17 11:59:14] David [1127/1211] has come upon Kiinga [748/1070] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 08:12:17 is removed from David's clock.
[01/12/17 02:00:20] endre, CaptianObvious, David, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/17 12:59:13] David [24/1211] has come upon Kiinga [582/1070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 01:51:18 is added to David's clock.
[01/12/17 18:33:39] kocka [269/1228] has come upon David [624/1211] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:33:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/12/17 21:59:24] David sharpened the edge of his weapon! David's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/17 04:35:55] kocka [1083/1228] has come upon David [22/1246] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:06:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/13/17 07:15:20] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 14:59:30 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[01/13/17 08:59:14] Sanyi [574/1263] has come upon David [621/1246] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 11:50:15 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/13/17 11:10:21] Kiinga, Sanyi, and David [1264/3579] have team battled GDI, kurvaanyad, and peta [1716/3386] and lost! 1 day, 03:49:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/17 20:37:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 12 days, 00:55:25 toward level 90.
[01/15/17 06:19:59] kocka [58/1228] has come upon David [813/1246] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 17:48:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/15/17 06:57:17] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 158. 0 days, 01:29:07 is added to David's timer towards level 90.
[01/16/17 06:48:11] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:53:19 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[01/16/17 16:58:59] kocka [908/1228] has come upon David [612/1246] and rocked it! 38 days, 02:15:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/17/17 16:45:23] David [1234/1246] has come upon Joska [944/1397] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 12:43:41 is removed from David's clock.
[01/18/17 10:18:53] 4R0N [1077/1240] has come upon David [796/1246] and rocked it! 16 days, 02:24:01 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/19/17 01:24:21] GDI [486/1193] has come upon David [843/1246] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:39:24 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/19/17 15:48:49] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 112. 0 days, 01:29:10 is added to David's timer towards level 90.
[01/19/17 19:29:21] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:52:32 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[01/20/17 12:10:53] David, Hunger, and DarwickAK [2947/3413] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and kurvaanyad [3273/3585] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 19:20:22] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:23:59 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[01/21/17 00:45:24] DarwickAK [353/1275] has come upon David [83/1246] and rocked it! 1 day, 14:15:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/21/17 10:25:41] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:04:12 is added to his clock.
[01/21/17 10:45:24] David [97/1246] has come upon Ajvorl [552/1341] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:29:15 is added to David's clock.
[01/21/17 13:15:51] David [539/1246] has come upon Kiinga [140/1070] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:18:27 is removed from David's clock.
[01/21/17 14:11:09] David [858/1246] has come upon Kiinga [347/1070] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 01:05:29 is removed from David's clock.
[01/22/17 01:45:26] kurvaanyad [27/1202] has come upon David [628/1246] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 18:13:44 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/22/17 01:50:40] David [92/1246] has come upon peta [319/1005] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 22:44:33 is added to David's clock.
[01/22/17 01:58:05] Ajvorl, peta, David, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/17 08:28:53] David caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:32:05 towards level 91.
[01/22/17 11:45:27] David [81/1246] has come upon gyilkos [1080/1284] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 21:26:24 is added to David's clock.
[01/22/17 16:45:24] David [1037/1246] has come upon Droid [403/1172] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 04:47:42 is removed from David's clock.
[01/23/17 15:12:53] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 22:59:55 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[01/24/17 18:44:22] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 49. 0 days, 01:30:12 is added to David's timer towards level 91.
[01/24/17 19:25:39] DarwickAK [11/1275] has come upon David [952/1246] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:12:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/24/17 23:45:24] 4R0N [338/1240] has come upon David [787/1246] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:04:10 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/25/17 03:23:14] Kiinga, Hunger, and peta [1549/2967] have team battled Ajvorl, David, and CaptianObvious [368/3533] and won! 0 days, 19:44:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/17 05:45:24] David [190/1246] has come upon Sanyi [1195/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 08:54:56 is added to David's clock.
[01/26/17 18:26:26] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 123. 0 days, 01:30:22 is added to David's timer towards level 91.
[01/26/17 23:14:11] David stole [Sanyi]'s level 106 tunic while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 88 tunic behind, which [Sanyi] then takes.
[01/27/17 06:45:24] kocka [584/1244] has come upon David [1204/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:00:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/27/17 14:29:10] Joska, Ajvorl, and Darwick [1725/3904] have team battled David, [Sanyi], and Hunger [3094/3512] and lost! 0 days, 09:32:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/17 18:18:01] David [577/1262] has come upon Sanyi [202/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 17:12:52 is removed from David's clock.
[01/28/17 09:59:42] David found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:38:50 towards level 91.
[01/28/17 11:53:22] kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, and peta [3209/3548] have team battled David, Kiinga, and Darwick [3409/3498] and lost! 3 days, 14:03:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/17 12:29:10] David is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 07:13:00 is added to his clock.
[01/28/17 17:53:52] David was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:01:00 from level 91.
[01/29/17 03:45:25] David [720/1262] has come upon DarwickAK [223/1282] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 23:29:20 is removed from David's clock.
[01/30/17 00:43:00] David was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:54:39 towards level 91.
[01/30/17 03:28:00] CaptianObvious [417/946] has come upon David [516/1262] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 07:51:38 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/30/17 04:45:25] David [323/1262] has come upon kocka [360/1244] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 23:49:24 is added to David's clock.
[01/31/17 09:01:26] kurvaanyad, peta, David, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/17 13:52:06] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:01:29 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[02/02/17 13:41:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 5 days, 08:50:53 toward level 91.
[02/02/17 18:24:44] peta, David, [Sanyi], and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/17 01:07:29] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:52:36 is added to his clock.
[02/05/17 06:49:11] Kiinga [581/1070] has come upon David [963/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 04:21:50 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[02/05/17 16:53:32] [Sanyi], Joska, and Sanyi [2735/4085] have team battled David, peta, and Droid [8/3439] and won! 2 days, 06:56:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/17 11:45:25] kocka [807/1244] has come upon David [1206/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:53:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/07/17 16:38:33] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:44:18 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[02/07/17 16:38:33] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 23. 0 days, 01:30:15 is added to David's timer towards level 91.
[02/08/17 01:36:47] David [121/1262] has come upon Hunger [119/892] and rocked it! 10 days, 13:17:15 is removed from David's clock.
[02/08/17 02:16:13] David got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:26:32 from level 92.
[02/08/17 05:09:44] David got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:52:40 from level 92.
[02/08/17 12:49:07] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 36 days, 16:57:56 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[02/08/17 19:36:38] GDI, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [3233/3824] have team battled David, peta, and endre [661/3151] and won! 0 days, 05:52:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/17 00:10:21] David [356/1262] has come upon CaptianObvious [677/955] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 09:34:48 is added to David's clock.
[02/09/17 11:53:29] David [313/1262] has come upon Droid [933/1178] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 07:34:25 is added to David's clock.
[02/09/17 12:40:04] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 21. 0 days, 01:31:21 is added to David's timer towards level 92.
[02/10/17 02:05:05] David misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:09:27 from level 92.
[02/10/17 12:31:01] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 325. 0 days, 01:31:40 is added to David's timer towards level 92.
[02/11/17 12:22:01] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 02:09:07 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[02/12/17 02:45:27] Darwick [528/1166] has come upon David [339/1262] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 16:18:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/13/17 18:45:23] [Sanyi] [890/1361] has come upon David [118/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 08:43:54 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/13/17 23:45:27] David [982/1262] has come upon IRPGbot [1307/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 14:56:59 is added to David's clock.
[02/14/17 09:45:25] kocka [733/1259] has come upon David [39/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 20:28:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/14/17 11:55:05] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 01:36:52 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[02/14/17 12:04:41] Droid, David, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/17 15:26:37] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 14:53:11 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[02/15/17 15:45:26] David [315/1262] has come upon GDI [805/1193] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 15:05:28 is added to David's clock.
[02/15/17 18:44:12] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:01:27 is added to his clock.
[02/15/17 20:45:27] Joska [1424/1454] has come upon David [80/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:34:53 is removed from Joska's clock.
[02/16/17 10:56:38] Droid, Kiinga, and David [1084/3510] have team battled endre, Hunger, and kocka [1325/3054] and lost! 0 days, 11:04:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/17 19:30:58] David [389/1262] has come upon pub [2/39] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 09:49:54 is removed from David's clock.
[02/16/17 21:45:24] GDI [1025/1193] has come upon David [185/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 08:22:46 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/16/17 23:05:45] Ajvorl, GDI, and kocka [3090/3793] have team battled David, luI, and endre [250/2222] and won! 0 days, 10:15:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 02:45:23] David [0/1262] has come upon gyilkos [111/1284] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 09:23:10 is added to David's clock.
[02/17/17 11:28:11] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 24 damage. 0 days, 01:31:50 is added to David's timer towards level 92.
[02/17/17 13:21:04] David, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [3394/3534] have team battled endre, Ajvorl, and Qpe [1226/2273] and won! 0 days, 03:55:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/17 03:10:44] Droid, Sanyi, and gyilkos [3250/3733] have team battled luI, David, and endre [1774/2458] and won! 0 days, 02:00:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/17 03:45:25] Droid [551/1178] has come upon David [1155/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:42:28 is added to Droid's clock.
[02/18/17 22:21:51] Darwick, Kiinga, and Joska [1774/3683] have team battled kocka, endre, and David [2576/3414] and lost! 0 days, 09:17:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/17 14:50:44] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 49. 0 days, 01:31:55 is added to David's timer towards level 92.
[02/19/17 19:05:11] David was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:31:45 towards level 92.
[02/20/17 00:45:26] David [1173/1262] has come upon Qpe [107/200] and rocked it! 2 days, 03:35:47 is removed from David's clock.
[02/20/17 16:14:02] David [26/1262] has come upon Darwick [319/1166] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 22:54:14 is added to David's clock.
[02/21/17 04:49:48] Sanyi, [Sanyi], and kocka [3800/3867] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and David [949/3544] and won! 0 days, 16:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/17 06:45:26] David [288/1262] has come upon kocka [1094/1232] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 13:19:01 is added to David's clock.
[02/21/17 10:52:12] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 128 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:31:42 is added to David's timer towards level 92.
[02/21/17 21:35:48] [Sanyi], Qpe, and Hunger [750/2630] have team battled gyilkos, GDI, and David [657/3739] and won! 0 days, 03:32:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/17 00:47:02] David bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:00:18 from level 92.
[02/23/17 13:45:28] GDI [855/1193] has come upon David [385/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:54:10 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/23/17 13:45:28] GDI has dealt David a Critical Strike! 9 days, 05:46:40 is added to David's clock.
[02/23/17 14:14:42] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 13:28:06 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[02/25/17 10:45:25] GDI [383/1193] has come upon David [283/1262] and fucked they ass up! 18 days, 05:35:23 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/26/17 06:45:24] David [942/1262] has come upon gyilkos [41/1284] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 03:20:31 is removed from David's clock.
[02/27/17 02:45:24] David [645/1262] has come upon Darwick [603/1223] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 20:37:07 is removed from David's clock.
[02/27/17 12:53:56] peta, Darwick, David, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/17 21:32:22] David was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:49:36 towards level 92.
[02/27/17 22:16:10] Qpe [96/503] has come upon David [772/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:15:25 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/27/17 22:45:27] David [613/1262] has come upon IRPGbot [1304/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:28:44 is added to David's clock.
[02/28/17 09:53:45] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:06:42 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[02/28/17 13:45:25] David [541/1262] has come upon endre [172/900] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:48:45 is removed from David's clock.
[03/01/17 10:41:35] peta, Sanyi, Darwick, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/17 11:06:12] David was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:22:34 from level 92.
[03/02/17 09:05:29] Kiinga, Sanyi, David, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/17 01:45:26] David [234/1268] has come upon DarwickAK [1064/1286] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:17:32 is added to David's clock.
[03/03/17 05:53:29] David found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:40 towards level 92.
[03/03/17 09:38:15] David [422/1268] has come upon Kiinga [958/1070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:51:53 is added to David's clock.
[03/03/17 11:45:26] Joska [1214/1441] has come upon David [1263/1268] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:41:53 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/04/17 01:55:48] David [382/1268] has come upon [Sanyi] [447/1364] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 18:06:32 is added to David's clock.
[03/04/17 05:24:49] Darwick, David, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/17 11:55:46] David [1224/1268] has come upon Kiinga [896/1070] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:13:41 is removed from David's clock.
[03/05/17 07:49:10] David [577/1268] has come upon CaptianObvious [605/969] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 07:23:43 is added to David's clock.
[03/05/17 12:20:24] David spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! David's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/05/17 22:55:45] David [916/1258] has come upon peta [679/946] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:23:47 is removed from David's clock.
[03/06/17 12:50:23] David found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:14 towards level 92.
[03/06/17 18:55:50] David [1248/1258] has come upon Hunger [694/908] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:53:47 is removed from David's clock.
[03/07/17 00:26:16] David [162/1258] has come upon Droid [959/1177] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 05:14:11 is added to David's clock.
[03/07/17 11:36:39] David had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 19:00:42 towards level 93.
[03/07/17 12:40:50] David found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:55:02 towards level 93.
[03/07/17 15:08:51] Sanyi, David, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/17 15:44:29] David spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! David's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/07/17 19:30:44] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 3. 0 days, 01:32:26 is added to David's timer towards level 93.
[03/08/17 09:40:36] Joska, David, and endre [2085/3581] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and Sanyi [2523/3201] and lost! 1 day, 02:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/17 15:35:06] David was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:25:12 towards level 93.
[03/09/17 10:02:32] pub, David, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/17 11:55:49] David [580/1249] has come upon endre [620/891] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 14:45:11 is added to David's clock.
[03/09/17 15:32:14] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 10:21:36 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[03/09/17 22:56:12] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 18:47:41 is added to his clock.
[03/10/17 09:11:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed David with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 10:24:48 from level 93.
[03/10/17 10:08:33] David, gyilkos, Kiinga, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/17 08:13:40] David [760/1249] has come upon Droid [684/1177] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 23:26:23 is removed from David's clock.
[03/11/17 15:14:17] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 24 damage. 0 days, 01:32:43 is added to David's timer towards level 93.
[03/11/17 19:55:05] David was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:37:54 towards level 93.
[03/11/17 23:38:50] Ajvorl [211/1385] has come upon David [1054/1249] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:55:27 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[03/12/17 14:43:26] luI [82/715] has come upon David [681/1249] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:02:29 is added to luI's clock.
[03/12/17 18:45:51] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 00:54:08 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[03/12/17 22:16:04] David ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:05:34 from level 93.
[03/13/17 14:56:20] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:12:50 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[03/14/17 11:55:46] David [567/1249] has come upon Sanyi [92/1271] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 02:23:28 is removed from David's clock.
[03/21/17 16:37:19] endre [700/891] has come upon David [1039/1249] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 03:41:15 is added to endre's clock.
[03/22/17 03:16:27] pub, David, Qpe, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/17 07:51:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 6 days, 06:40:32 toward level 93.
[03/23/17 13:24:40] David was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:25 towards level 93.
[03/23/17 17:13:14] David [575/1249] has come upon kocka [721/1093] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 15:16:31 is added to David's clock.
[03/24/17 18:09:57] luI, Ajvorl, and naosz [1468/2809] have team battled David, peta, and kocka [466/3300] and won! 0 days, 02:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 20:38:48] luI [4/716] has come upon David [45/1249] in a drunken stoopor and had their ass knocked out in a slapfight! 0 days, 07:54:59 is added to luI's clock.
[03/24/17 21:27:38] David lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:27:28 from level 93.
[03/24/17 23:13:12] David [826/1249] has come upon IRPGbot [553/1552] and rocked it! 0 days, 16:43:03 is removed from David's clock.
[03/25/17 11:56:16] pub [472/642] has come upon David [813/1249] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:16:45 is added to pub's clock.
[03/25/17 11:58:31] pub [312/642] has come upon David [323/1249] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:57:38 is added to pub's clock.
[03/25/17 15:07:41] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 17:19:38 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[03/25/17 19:13:15] David [334/1249] has come upon Qpe [304/626] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:14:59 is removed from David's clock.
[03/26/17 00:13:14] David [626/1249] has come upon GDI [41/1229] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:23:17 is removed from David's clock.
[03/26/17 06:13:11] David [686/1249] has come upon IRPGbot [608/1577] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:58:52 is removed from David's clock.
[03/26/17 14:08:39] David [395/1249] has come upon peta [824/958] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 11:27:17 is added to David's clock.
[03/27/17 09:37:02] David saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:21:00 from level 94.
[03/27/17 19:30:11] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 00:37:23 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[03/28/17 00:44:01] David learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 10:23:36 towards level 94.
[03/29/17 00:24:52] [Sanyi], Darwick, and gyilkos [1784/3709] have team battled David, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious [432/3579] and won! 1 day, 01:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/17 09:15:16] David [155/1249] has come upon Hunger [790/914] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 20:05:30 is added to David's clock.
[03/29/17 11:26:45] David gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:54:47 towards level 94.
[04/01/17 11:48:27] Sanyi [718/1352] has come upon David [1210/1249] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 17:07:39 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/01/17 20:35:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 4 days, 02:50:59 toward level 94.
[04/02/17 09:04:45] David is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 13:18:46 is added to his clock.
[04/02/17 18:18:04] David, endre, Hunger, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/17 00:02:29] CaptianObvious [240/978] has come upon David [1187/1249] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 16:10:03 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/03/17 04:13:33] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:06:13 is added to his clock.
[04/04/17 03:13:11] Ajvorl [999/1418] has come upon David [853/1249] and fucked they ass up! 22 days, 19:29:02 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[04/04/17 04:15:08] David set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:02:28 from level 94.
[04/04/17 16:23:31] Qpe [464/627] has come upon David [235/1249] and rocked it! 1 day, 02:49:50 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[05/05/17 05:08:35] GDI [210/1280] has come upon David [721/1249] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 16:14:00 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/06/17 07:33:51] David [1216/1249] has come upon Kiinga [7/1077] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 21:59:30 is removed from David's clock.
[05/08/17 00:17:53] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 07:43:50 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[05/08/17 02:05:09] David set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:01:58 from level 94.
[05/09/17 00:08:54] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 08:24:43 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[05/09/17 03:19:29] David [439/1249] has come upon pub [578/695] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 03:52:00 is added to David's clock.
[05/09/17 23:59:58] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 22:19:43 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[05/10/17 12:29:08] David, Joska, endre, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/17 05:22:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 13 days, 06:26:05 toward level 94.
[05/12/17 13:37:54] David [686/1249] has come upon pub [575/695] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 01:47:02 is removed from David's clock.
[05/12/17 19:57:00] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 1 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:33:08 is added to David's timer towards level 94.
[05/13/17 04:02:23] Darwick, Ajvorl, luI, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/17 05:17:03] David [80/1249] has come upon luI [803/935] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:17:49 is added to David's clock.
[05/15/17 06:37:53] [Sanyi] [1208/1359] has come upon David [1125/1254] and rocked it! 0 days, 18:40:21 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/16/17 17:37:55] pub [425/676] has come upon David [915/1254] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 03:25:59 is added to pub's clock.
[05/17/17 03:37:52] pub [227/683] has come upon David [372/1254] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 19:25:19 is added to pub's clock.
[05/17/17 13:37:54] Joska [57/1446] has come upon David [755/1254] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:24:22 is added to Joska's clock.
[05/17/17 19:12:00] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:50:44 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[05/18/17 11:15:54] David [399/1254] has come upon Sanyi [84/1409] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 02:18:48 is removed from David's clock.
[05/19/17 18:54:01] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 12:59:36 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[05/19/17 20:34:45] Ajvorl, Joska, and GDI [3738/4169] have team battled Qpe, Sanyi, and David [901/3325] and won! 10 days, 17:06:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 06:19:44] David [1008/1254] has come upon Kiinga [845/1077] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 10:55:09 is removed from David's clock.
[05/20/17 16:58:57] David, kocka, and Sanyi [1065/3743] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1778/3482] and lost! 0 days, 04:23:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/17 20:03:56] David got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:34:24 from level 95.
[05/21/17 22:16:43] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 00:36:17 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[05/21/17 22:37:52] Ajvorl [254/1418] has come upon David [416/1254] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 07:33:55 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[05/22/17 03:37:51] David [1141/1254] has come upon endre [628/906] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 17:04:43 is removed from David's clock.
[05/22/17 03:37:51] David has dealt endre a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:04:32 is added to endre's clock.
[05/22/17 12:56:44] David [607/1254] has come upon Kiinga [1087/1089] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 01:45:42 is added to David's clock.
[05/22/17 14:44:19] luI [854/935] has come upon David [605/1254] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 03:57:55 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/22/17 18:27:15] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 01:26:21 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[05/23/17 04:25:50] David [410/1254] has come upon Darwick [198/1063] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 23:34:49 is removed from David's clock.
[05/23/17 04:37:50] David [1193/1254] has come upon DarwickAK [575/1342] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 23:17:47 is removed from David's clock.
[05/23/17 09:37:54] David [1233/1254] has come upon luI [355/935] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:18:20 is removed from David's clock.
[05/23/17 14:21:02] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:27:33 is added to his clock.
[05/23/17 18:18:16] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 21:21:24 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[05/24/17 16:31:22] DarwickAK, David, 4R0N, and pub have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/17 18:09:15] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:30:57 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[05/25/17 03:16:34] Kiinga, [Sanyi], and David [3563/3731] have team battled GDI, DarwickAK, and Qpe [2403/3277] and won! 0 days, 14:24:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/17 06:37:51] David [781/1254] has come upon Joska [1244/1394] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:41:03 is added to David's clock.
[05/25/17 21:40:48] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:52:28 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[05/26/17 05:33:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 0 days, 15:58:43 toward level 95.
[05/27/17 02:44:14] David [1006/1260] has come upon kocka [589/1080] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 13:18:35 is removed from David's clock.
[05/27/17 16:43:15] Darwick, Ajvorl, David, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/17 21:22:47] yar, David fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 8. 0 days, 01:35:48 is added to David's timer towards level 96.
[05/28/17 14:37:52] Sanyi [262/1421] has come upon David [579/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:51:47 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/28/17 17:33:22] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 17:27:09 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[05/29/17 03:43:13] David, pub, and kocka [3019/3052] have team battled DarwickAK, Qpe, and Sanyi [264/3405] and won! 0 days, 05:23:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 20:37:52] David [882/1260] has come upon Ajvorl [1315/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 02:02:52 is added to David's clock.
[05/30/17 06:37:51] David [727/1260] has come upon GDI [1025/1293] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 11:29:51 is added to David's clock.
[05/30/17 07:06:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 9 days, 19:10:52 toward level 96.
[05/30/17 11:37:54] [Sanyi] [951/1345] has come upon David [456/1260] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:34:13 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/30/17 16:51:18] Darwick, GDI, and Kiinga [460/3469] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and David [1760/4023] and lost! 1 day, 19:29:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/17 17:15:21] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 22:08:40 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[05/31/17 07:37:54] pub [430/712] has come upon David [532/1260] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 09:35:09 is added to pub's clock.
[05/31/17 11:43:44] 4R0N [62/1287] has come upon David [620/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 13:23:27 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[05/31/17 17:37:51] David [228/1260] has come upon IRPGbot [67/1580] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 21:44:15 is removed from David's clock.
[05/31/17 20:46:52] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 08:44:45 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[06/01/17 18:52:41] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:20:35 is added to his clock.
[06/02/17 04:37:52] David [1027/1260] has come upon luI [715/937] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:17:14 is removed from David's clock.
[06/02/17 09:18:21] DarwickAK, David, Sanyi, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/17 16:48:17] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 22:31:27 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[06/03/17 06:35:34] David ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:37:09 from level 96.
[06/03/17 09:04:00] Qpe, Joska, Kiinga, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/17 15:37:53] Sanyi [1404/1411] has come upon David [556/1260] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 14:23:05 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/04/17 07:55:01] David [321/1260] has come upon Darwick [990/1065] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:18:32 is added to David's clock.
[06/04/17 17:30:49] Qpe [290/642] has come upon David [635/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:32:32 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/04/17 22:37:55] endre, GDI, David, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/17 03:37:52] David [690/1260] has come upon Qpe [417/647] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 14:48:25 is removed from David's clock.
[06/06/17 13:52:41] endre [250/923] has come upon David [881/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 13:02:51 is added to endre's clock.
[06/06/17 16:12:24] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 00:13:29 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[06/07/17 04:37:53] David [1114/1260] has come upon Sanyi [324/1411] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:27:33 is removed from David's clock.
[06/07/17 19:43:56] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:57:55 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[06/08/17 13:55:24] David was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:59 towards level 96.
[06/08/17 14:25:26] sirszabo [38/225] has come upon David [714/1260] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:45:48 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[06/08/17 15:54:27] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:22:55 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[06/08/17 19:35:03] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:50:12 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[06/08/17 21:03:35] sirszabo [183/235] has come upon David [728/1260] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:53:07 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[06/09/17 09:55:20] David discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:51 towards level 96.
[06/09/17 13:46:30] David [1129/1260] has come upon Joska [210/1388] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 23:49:33 is removed from David's clock.
[06/09/17 19:26:01] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 04:34:35 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[06/10/17 07:34:00] pub, kocka, 4R0N, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/17 05:37:54] DarwickAK [1134/1331] has come upon David [895/1260] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 17:49:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/13/17 18:50:00] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 40. 0 days, 01:36:21 is added to David's timer towards level 97.
[06/13/17 20:37:52] David [571/1260] has come upon kocka [726/1084] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 13:28:44 is added to David's clock.
[06/14/17 10:31:51] Sanyi, GDI, David, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/17 13:16:44] David stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:49:23 towards level 97.
[06/14/17 14:02:55] Kiinga, David, and 4R0N [3250/3652] have team battled sirszabo, [Sanyi], and kocka [2044/2811] and won! 0 days, 12:32:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 18:41:01] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 16:43:56 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[06/15/17 03:24:11] luI [453/933] has come upon David [530/1260] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 09:30:17 is added to luI's clock.
[06/15/17 14:51:31] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 09:37:33 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[06/15/17 19:49:07] David ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:10:49 from level 97.
[06/16/17 03:37:50] David [987/1260] has come upon kocka [75/1084] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:52:41 is removed from David's clock.
[06/16/17 07:23:22] David bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:59 towards level 97.
[06/16/17 14:42:30] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:53:57 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[06/16/17 23:41:01] David [794/1260] has come upon pub [643/712] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 00:59:39 is removed from David's clock.
[06/17/17 18:14:08] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:44:57 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[06/18/17 12:49:45] David got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:48 towards level 97.
[06/18/17 15:08:13] David got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:13 towards level 97.
[06/18/17 18:05:06] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 69 damage. 0 days, 01:36:57 is added to David's timer towards level 97.
[06/18/17 20:16:38] Sanyi, David, Ajvorl, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/17 01:37:52] David [840/1260] has come upon GDI [751/1293] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 23:11:46 is removed from David's clock.
[06/19/17 06:37:52] Qpe [291/650] has come upon David [1093/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:04:51 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/20/17 18:59:05] Kiinga, GDI, David, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/17 02:41:31] David [1118/1260] has come upon GDI [200/1293] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 00:38:00 is removed from David's clock.
[06/21/17 17:38:09] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 45 damage. 0 days, 01:37:20 is added to David's timer towards level 98.
[06/21/17 23:37:50] 4R0N [154/1287] has come upon David [437/1260] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 17:16:30 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/22/17 16:47:21] Qpe [268/650] has come upon David [15/1260] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:39:23 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[06/23/17 17:20:15] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 10:20:32 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[06/23/17 17:40:27] pub, GDI, David, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/17 20:29:24] pub [480/735] has come upon David [441/1260] and rocked it! 6 days, 18:49:10 is removed from pub's clock.
[06/24/17 12:08:17] David was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:16:22 towards level 98.
[06/24/17 21:08:07] luI, Qpe, and kocka [927/2668] have team battled Kiinga, David, and GDI [1547/3662] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/17 06:43:52] endre, GDI, and Darwick [1668/3249] have team battled Kiinga, [Sanyi], and David [1540/3718] and won! 2 days, 11:40:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 17:06:13] David learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:09:13 towards level 98.
[06/26/17 16:53:12] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 16:18:03 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[06/26/17 23:55:47] sirszabo [215/479] has come upon David [243/1260] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[06/27/17 09:37:54] kocka [204/1086] has come upon David [551/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 12:51:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/27/17 13:03:42] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 02:59:26 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[06/27/17 19:37:51] Kiinga [929/1109] has come upon David [407/1260] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 05:22:00 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[06/28/17 03:16:38] David ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:57:51 from level 98.
[06/28/17 23:18:40] David [1136/1260] has come upon sirszabo [151/481] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:11:54 is removed from David's clock.
[06/30/17 08:37:54] 4R0N, David, and pub [2647/3206] have team battled Qpe, sirszabo, and kocka [1789/2217] and won! 0 days, 01:05:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/17 11:12:23] Qpe [247/650] has come upon David [1063/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:48:20 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/30/17 17:37:50] David [287/1260] has come upon pub [22/735] and rocked it! 2 days, 02:52:21 is removed from David's clock.
[06/30/17 20:37:43] pub [201/735] has come upon David [553/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:55:48 is added to pub's clock.
[07/16/17 03:38:55] DarwickAK [20/1331] has come upon David [1142/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:53:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/16/17 18:33:42] DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and 4R0N [786/3943] have team battled endre, David, and [Sanyi] [1342/3600] and lost! 0 days, 22:54:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/17 04:25:16] Darwick, David, Sanyi, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/17 04:45:43] [Sanyi], David, Joska, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/17 11:55:51] [Sanyi] [809/1442] has come upon David [230/1260] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 09:41:16 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/18/17 20:38:58] Kiinga [485/1109] has come upon David [253/1260] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 04:40:43 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[07/19/17 11:38:58] David [743/1260] has come upon kocka [962/1086] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:46:00 is added to David's clock.
[07/19/17 16:49:03] David hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:07 towards level 98.
[07/21/17 17:15:24] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 17:47:26 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[07/21/17 18:38:57] David [1129/1267] has come upon sirszabo [114/498] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:24:46 is removed from David's clock.
[07/22/17 04:38:58] David [51/1267] has come upon 4R0N [837/1217] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:05:04 is added to David's clock.
[07/22/17 09:38:54] sirszabo [489/520] has come upon David [973/1267] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:07:45 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[07/23/17 03:22:46] David was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:21 towards level 98.
[07/23/17 20:38:57] David [904/1267] has come upon [Sanyi] [1322/1447] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:54:35 is added to David's clock.
[07/24/17 01:19:36] David was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:18 towards level 98.
[07/24/17 01:38:54] sirszabo [91/520] has come upon David [211/1267] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 06:45:57 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[07/24/17 14:59:14] David [571/1267] has come upon Joska [1343/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 23:46:56 is added to David's clock.
[07/24/17 22:25:16] David broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 05:29:50 from level 99.
[07/26/17 05:54:39] DarwickAK [820/1321] has come upon David [97/1267] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:18:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/26/17 13:05:55] sirszabo [439/520] has come upon David [33/1267] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:26:15 is removed from sirszabo's clock.
[07/26/17 18:05:53] David [1176/1267] has come upon [Sanyi] [1259/1447] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 18 days, 14:02:46 is added to David's clock.
[07/27/17 09:56:59] David gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 06:28:46 towards level 99.
[07/28/17 15:05:55] David [600/1267] has come upon kocka [956/1086] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 19:55:21 is added to David's clock.
[07/28/17 21:29:00] David, sirszabo, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/17 01:05:57] sirszabo [41/520] has come upon David [1072/1267] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:56:30 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[07/29/17 21:05:57] David [594/1267] has come upon [Sanyi] [239/1447] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 18:20:13 is removed from David's clock.
[07/30/17 02:05:56] Joska [205/1403] has come upon David [302/1267] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 06:01:31 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/30/17 15:31:48] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 06:34:38 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[07/30/17 15:31:48] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 33 damage. 0 days, 01:38:06 is added to David's timer towards level 99.
[07/30/17 22:05:56] Kiinga [391/1096] has come upon David [497/1267] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 03:34:35 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[07/31/17 13:05:56] 4R0N [934/1211] has come upon David [1033/1267] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:24:32 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/02/17 10:05:53] David [1219/1267] has come upon IRPGbot [1368/1601] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 22:48:12 is added to David's clock.
[08/02/17 18:19:49] gyilkos [66/1254] has come upon David [346/1267] and got flexed on in combat! 16 days, 16:27:04 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/03/17 11:15:25] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 34. 0 days, 01:38:37 is added to David's timer towards level 99.
[08/03/17 20:35:02] David [378/1267] has come upon gyilkos [764/1254] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 12:50:21 is added to David's clock.
[08/04/17 16:37:57] Darwick, Ajvorl, and sirszabo [2055/2971] have team battled gyilkos, David, and Qpe [364/3175] and won! 0 days, 02:44:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/17 19:42:44] David [427/1267] has come upon Ajvorl [315/1401] and rocked it! 20 days, 21:40:40 is removed from David's clock.
[08/05/17 08:32:51] DarwickAK, David, and kocka [1686/3644] have team battled sirszabo, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [3157/3433] and lost! 2 days, 12:07:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/17 18:05:56] David [935/1267] has come upon [Sanyi] [1132/1458] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 09:43:12 is added to David's clock.
[08/05/17 23:05:58] DarwickAK [886/1283] has come upon David [1001/1267] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 00:27:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/06/17 12:28:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 24 days, 07:20:25 toward level 99.
[08/07/17 05:05:56] David [1008/1267] has come upon Sanyi [1314/1440] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 00:19:34 is added to David's clock.
[08/07/17 05:12:04] sirszabo, [Sanyi], and luI [1591/2993] have team battled David, Darwick, and endre [188/3200] and won! 0 days, 13:24:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 01:05:54] GDI [738/1293] has come upon David [758/1267] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 06:24:47 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/08/17 15:22:06] David [557/1267] has come upon GDI [38/1293] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 19:27:09 is removed from David's clock.
[08/08/17 15:22:06] David has dealt GDI a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:40:18 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/09/17 02:05:57] Ajvorl [643/1401] has come upon David [751/1267] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 12:56:05 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[08/09/17 04:54:44] GDI, gyilkos, and Joska [354/3950] have team battled pub, David, and Sanyi [1848/3453] and lost! 1 day, 18:37:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/17 10:21:37] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 96 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:38:39 is added to David's timer towards level 99.
[08/09/17 22:05:57] David [939/1267] has come upon [Sanyi] [463/1458] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 14:06:23 is removed from David's clock.
[08/10/17 23:59:05] sirszabo [278/535] has come upon David [472/1267] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 20:36:05 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[08/11/17 02:36:52] luI [504/1000] has come upon David [391/1267] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 14:08:41 is removed from luI's clock.
[08/12/17 19:14:45] DarwickAK [932/1283] has come upon David [1077/1267] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 11:29:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/13/17 16:05:55] David [974/1267] has come upon Darwick [1030/1067] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 16:16:55 is added to David's clock.
[08/14/17 13:17:15] David ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 16 damage. 0 days, 01:38:16 is added to David's timer towards level 99.
[08/14/17 21:29:13] David bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:34:56 towards level 99.
[08/15/17 23:41:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 6 days, 20:27:26 toward level 99.
[08/16/17 10:04:33] Ajvorl [567/1401] has come upon David [537/1267] and gave em what was coming! 25 days, 05:50:52 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[08/16/17 11:36:34] David, 4R0N, peta, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/17 11:36:48] peta [247/944] has come upon David [264/1267] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 18:10:43 is added to peta's clock.
[08/16/17 21:48:53] 4R0N, endre, and kocka [420/3226] have team battled gyilkos, David, and DarwickAK [561/3821] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/17 00:05:56] David [1230/1267] has come upon luI [401/1040] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:26:40 is removed from David's clock.
[08/17/17 10:05:57] Kiinga [805/1082] has come upon David [678/1267] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 01:36:27 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[08/17/17 12:50:12] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 13:39:12 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[08/18/17 00:38:37] Kiinga, Qpe, and Joska [848/3162] have team battled gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and David [3355/3481] and lost! 3 days, 02:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/17 04:23:21] David, Ajvorl, [Sanyi], and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/17 10:24:32] David discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:46 towards level 99.
[08/18/17 12:41:19] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 00:39:38 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[08/19/17 08:12:27] David grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:13 towards level 99.
[08/19/17 12:32:18] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:09:44 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[08/19/17 23:47:56] David is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:38:55 is added to his clock.
[08/20/17 16:39:45] David [755/1268] has come upon Darwick [293/1067] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 12:55:01 is removed from David's clock.
[08/20/17 17:32:55] David had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:49:10 towards level 100.
[08/21/17 23:36:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried David 29 days, 18:14:55 toward level 100.
[08/22/17 03:54:23] David found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:24:49 towards level 100.
[08/23/17 08:02:38] Qpe [70/677] has come upon David [494/1268] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 22:25:43 is added to Qpe's clock.
[08/23/17 22:27:03] David was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:07:04 from level 100.
[08/24/17 04:59:15] peta [892/944] has come upon David [1044/1268] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:01:05 is added to peta's clock.
[08/24/17 17:05:56] pub [459/795] has come upon David [584/1268] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 09:07:04 is added to pub's clock.
[08/24/17 22:05:57] GDI [169/1580] has come upon David [269/1268] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 02:57:29 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/26/17 00:59:09] David, endre, Qpe, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/17 07:48:59] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:11:12 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[08/26/17 09:05:57] David [1158/1268] has come upon 4R0N [1203/1282] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 19:27:19 is added to David's clock.
[08/27/17 05:05:57] David [1128/1268] has come upon luI [915/1025] and rocked it! 2 days, 05:39:33 is removed from David's clock.
[08/27/17 11:20:32] David decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 94 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:39:44 is added to David's timer towards level 100.
[08/28/17 07:31:03] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:57:56 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[08/28/17 13:40:31] David, 4R0N, Qpe, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/17 01:28:20] Joska, peta, and DarwickAK [1981/3655] have team battled David, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [1282/3471] and won! 5 days, 22:54:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/17 01:58:26] Joska [241/1403] has come upon David [1204/1268] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 14:53:00 is added to Joska's clock.
[08/31/17 04:05:54] luI [684/1025] has come upon David [208/1268] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 19:57:01 is removed from luI's clock.
[09/01/17 15:05:54] DarwickAK [525/1283] has come upon David [135/1268] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 09:53:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/01/17 20:05:55] David [873/1268] has come upon Joska [1071/1403] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 21:27:04 is added to David's clock.
[09/02/17 10:26:40] David the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 99 with their belt. 0 days, 01:39:18 is added to David's timer towards level 100.
[09/03/17 06:37:06] lawlerskates!1 David has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 42. 0 days, 01:39:05 is added to David's timer towards level 100.
[09/03/17 08:39:14] GDI, gyilkos, and 4R0N [2555/4137] have team battled endre, CaptianObvious, and David [1728/3094] and won! 0 days, 01:57:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/17 08:05:56] Darwick [647/1284] has come upon David [862/1268] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 11:08:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/05/17 03:03:19] pub [224/806] has come upon David [205/1268] and rocked it! 8 days, 00:42:33 is removed from pub's clock.
[09/05/17 09:59:33] David has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:37:15 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[09/06/17 06:10:05] David receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:58:30 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[09/06/17 21:26:36] David [336/1268] has come upon endre [457/898] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 14 days, 10:17:55 is added to David's clock.
[09/08/17 22:49:30] David, 4R0N, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.