Player Info

User: DarwickAK
Class: AnyadonKurlak!
Admin?: No
Level: 287
Next level: 22 days, 06:48:16
Status: Online
Host: DarwickAK!~darwick@anyadonkurlak.hu
Account Created: Wed Nov 6 15:43:26 2013
Last login: Sat Dec 9 15:16:55 2023
Total time idled: 3551 days, 05:28:46
Current position: [258,318]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

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Items

amulet: 148 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 298 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 85
gloves: 73
helm: 73 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 120
ring: 73
shield: 92
tunic: 231
weapon: 492 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1685

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 695 days, 10:14:03
quit: 248 days, 22:20:18

total: 944 days, 08:34:21

Character Modifiers

[11/06/13 16:05:02] DarwickAK [1/3] has challenged kurvaanyad [13/144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/06/13 16:19:27] DarwickAK [4/6] has challenged gyilkos [105/195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/06/13 17:12:48] DarwickAK [0/26] has come upon md5 [65/259] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/06/13 19:00:39] DarwickAK [5/45] has come upon kocka [32/247] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/06/13 23:24:48] DarwickAK [107/120] has come upon kurvaanyad [139/148] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/07/13 02:22:55] DarwickAK [129/132] has come upon budosroman [174/262] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/07/13 09:04:31] m00 [95/140] has come upon DarwickAK [87/159] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from m00's clock.
[11/07/13 14:50:35] Darwick [251/255] has come upon DarwickAK [25/186] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:13:24 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/07/13 21:10:36] gyilkos, budosroman, and kocka [186/748] have team battled Reggie, md5, and DarwickAK [62/738] and won! 0 days, 00:11:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/13 03:25:07] kurvaanyad [154/225] has come upon DarwickAK [49/206] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/08/13 04:00:54] DarwickAK [166/221] has come upon gyilkos [67/226] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/08/13 09:28:36] DarwickAK [227/248] has come upon Darwick [107/259] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:32:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/08/13 14:34:33] gyilkos [1/238] has come upon DarwickAK [23/248] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[11/08/13 15:44:36] DarwickAK [0/262] has come upon md5 [115/405] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/09/13 00:11:57] DarwickAK [7/262] has come upon md5 [256/405] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:38:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/09/13 00:30:14] Darwick [144/280] has come upon DarwickAK [118/262] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:23:08 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/09/13 10:00:26] DarwickAK [81/270] has come upon md5 [36/405] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:51:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/09/13 19:47:24] DarwickAK [101/275] has come upon kocka [11/299] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/09/13 21:27:08] gyilkos, endre, and Sanyi [50/763] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and Reggie [651/856] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/13 06:52:21] Sanyi [123/191] has come upon DarwickAK [96/275] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/10/13 07:08:15] DarwickAK [87/287] has come upon koszik [139/270] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/10/13 12:20:05] Sanyi [170/198] has come upon DarwickAK [108/287] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/10/13 15:35:56] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:20:32 is removed from their time toward level 32.
[11/10/13 22:06:20] DarwickAK [152/283] has come upon md5 [408/437] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/11/13 07:40:27] koszik [173/309] has come upon DarwickAK [100/283] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:24:14 is removed from koszik's clock.
[11/11/13 09:32:38] m00 [253/273] has come upon DarwickAK [232/283] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:19:39 is removed from m00's clock.
[11/11/13 09:32:38] m00 has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:18:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/11/13 16:10:50] DarwickAK [113/286] has come upon kocka [80/334] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:43:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/11/13 19:39:17] endre [216/321] has come upon DarwickAK [39/286] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from endre's clock.
[11/11/13 22:56:20] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:44 towards level 34.
[11/12/13 09:03:20] DarwickAK [148/286] has come upon kocka [91/331] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:00:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/12/13 13:34:36] endre, Reggie, and DarwickAK [742/905] have team battled md5, Darwick, and kurvaanyad [538/1049] and won! 0 days, 00:37:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/13 04:45:17] DarwickAK [15/302] has come upon Darwick [274/317] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/14/13 08:28:32] DarwickAK [28/302] has come upon Sanyi [213/304] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/14/13 10:53:22] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:04 from level 37.
[11/14/13 19:39:31] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:53 towards level 37.
[11/15/13 12:29:34] budosroman [297/441] has come upon DarwickAK [126/302] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:24:59 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[11/15/13 16:24:22] DarwickAK [51/312] has come upon m00 [252/357] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/16/13 14:03:29] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 100. 0 days, 00:37:51 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 38.
[11/16/13 17:10:04] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:55 towards level 38.
[11/16/13 22:40:26] DarwickAK left his weapon out in the rain to rust! DarwickAK's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/13 04:53:21] DarwickAK [232/308] has come upon koszik [219/379] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/17/13 13:54:31] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 6. 0 days, 00:38:37 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 39.
[11/18/13 13:45:32] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:31:30 is removed from their time toward level 39.
[11/18/13 17:26:04] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 11 with their belt. 0 days, 00:38:37 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 39.
[11/18/13 18:39:04] DarwickAK [227/314] has come upon Darwick [148/367] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:41:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/20/13 13:33:35] DarwickAK [138/339] has come upon Darwick [132/393] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:26:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/20/13 21:45:28] Kiinga [16/41] has come upon DarwickAK [160/339] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/21/13 01:36:41] Kiinga [50/86] has come upon DarwickAK [182/339] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/22/13 01:35:52] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:18:12 is removed from their time toward level 41.
[11/22/13 09:13:43] DarwickAK [26/339] has come upon budosroman [161/480] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/22/13 20:25:05] Edina [1/222] has come upon DarwickAK [201/339] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Edina's clock.
[11/23/13 04:03:26] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:15 towards level 42.
[11/23/13 15:55:26] endre, kurvaanyad, m00, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/13 16:03:32] GDI, Joska, and Sanyi [549/836] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and kurvaanyad [869/1074] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/13 01:04:39] gyilkos [424/437] has come upon DarwickAK [35/339] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/24/13 13:17:12] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:07 from level 42.
[11/24/13 16:08:19] DarwickAK [55/339] has come upon budosroman [67/502] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/25/13 14:19:32] md5 [109/502] has come upon DarwickAK [63/339] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:38:29 is removed from md5's clock.
[11/26/13 07:00:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 1 day, 04:25:32 toward level 43.
[11/26/13 08:36:04] budosroman, m00, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/13 09:34:44] lejah [5/13] has come upon DarwickAK [228/339] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/26/13 15:41:36] DarwickAK [288/339] has come upon IRPGbot [316/483] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/27/13 00:50:50] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 19 damage. 0 days, 00:43:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 44.
[11/27/13 01:26:44] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:29 towards level 44.
[11/28/13 06:34:41] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:05 towards level 44.
[11/28/13 20:22:20] Darwick [328/390] has come upon DarwickAK [58/340] and rocked it! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/29/13 05:26:33] DarwickAK [117/340] has come upon Sanyi [53/398] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:24:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/29/13 17:47:58] DarwickAK [143/340] has come upon Sanyi [228/422] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:38:55 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/30/13 03:43:00] DarwickAK [361/392] has come upon Sanyi [315/422] and rocked it! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/30/13 14:35:00] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:47 towards level 45.
[11/30/13 16:46:49] CaptianObvious [279/338] has come upon DarwickAK [281/392] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/30/13 21:49:20] md5 [131/696] has come upon DarwickAK [378/392] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:41:55 is added to md5's clock.
[12/01/13 17:49:18] koszik [34/427] has come upon DarwickAK [350/392] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:58:43 is added to koszik's clock.
[12/01/13 19:03:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 16:14:06 toward level 45.
[12/01/13 21:47:28] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:30 towards level 45.
[12/02/13 13:49:17] endre [133/450] has come upon DarwickAK [283/392] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:35:53 is added to endre's clock.
[12/02/13 20:12:54] DarwickAK [84/407] has come upon Sanyi [206/422] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/03/13 14:49:19] DarwickAK [346/417] has come upon endre [327/450] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 11:34:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/04/13 14:48:48] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 00:22:19 is removed from their time toward level 46.
[12/04/13 15:11:15] Sanyi, Reggie, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/13 15:53:36] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:52 towards level 46.
[12/05/13 20:48:30] gyilkos [278/508] has come upon DarwickAK [273/437] and rocked it! 0 days, 16:54:58 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/05/13 21:49:17] m00 [19/457] has come upon DarwickAK [70/437] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:42:38 is added to m00's clock.
[12/06/13 00:24:18] DarwickAK [71/438] has come upon md5 [535/696] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/06/13 16:51:15] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:27 towards level 47.
[12/06/13 18:11:23] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 25 with their belt. 0 days, 00:46:58 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 47.
[12/06/13 19:01:49] kocka [327/388] has come upon DarwickAK [92/438] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 11:38:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/06/13 19:12:11] m00, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/13 12:01:37] [Sanyi] [26/29] has come upon DarwickAK [348/438] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/07/13 12:51:50] Kiinga, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [814/1214] have team battled koszik, m00, and [Sanyi] [665/994] and won! 0 days, 00:53:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/13 17:46:21] Edina, Sanyi, and md5 [424/1494] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and endre [131/1098] and won! 0 days, 07:51:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/13 19:49:19] DarwickAK [100/438] has come upon IRPGbot [281/635] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:56:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/08/13 21:46:09] anyadnakpalankot [0/1] has come upon DarwickAK [231/438] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:00:42 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[12/09/13 14:03:50] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:00:44 is removed from their time toward level 47.
[12/09/13 20:49:21] md5 [411/697] has come upon DarwickAK [268/438] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:50:20 is removed from md5's clock.
[12/10/13 02:15:10] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:52 towards level 47.
[12/10/13 13:15:46] Kiinga [120/369] has come upon DarwickAK [215/441] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/10/13 13:55:13] DarwickAK [243/455] has come upon [Sanyi] [175/271] and rocked it! 0 days, 10:45:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/10/13 19:32:08] lejah [20/229] has come upon DarwickAK [306/455] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/10/13 22:11:28] anyadnakpalankot [71/201] has come upon DarwickAK [28/455] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:52:08 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[12/12/13 08:49:18] DarwickAK [250/455] has come upon GDI [32/357] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 10:00:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/12/13 10:22:04] lejah [202/229] has come upon DarwickAK [229/455] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/12/13 18:01:29] Kiinga, Reggie, DarwickAK, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/13 08:03:25] [Sanyi] [181/346] has come upon DarwickAK [446/455] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:33:47 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/13/13 08:24:06] endre, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/13 05:49:18] m00 [438/527] has come upon DarwickAK [341/455] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:08:29 is removed from m00's clock.
[12/14/13 09:48:50] gyilkos [517/564] has come upon DarwickAK [326/455] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/14/13 13:18:54] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:34:09 is removed from their time toward level 48.
[12/14/13 14:33:19] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:49 towards level 48.
[12/14/13 17:13:38] DarwickAK [394/455] has come upon kocka [186/385] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/15/13 06:49:19] DarwickAK [156/455] has come upon IRPGbot [343/655] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 14:31:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/15/13 21:04:47] m00, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [216/1362] have team battled GDI, [Sanyi], and md5 [13/1447] and won! 0 days, 01:42:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/13 22:12:32] GDI, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [823/1267] have team battled CaptianObvious, endre, and Joska [614/1336] and won! 0 days, 00:25:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/13 06:31:42] DarwickAK [430/455] has come upon [Sanyi] [227/363] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 12:02:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/17/13 09:42:34] Darwick [144/566] has come upon DarwickAK [172/455] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:04:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/17/13 13:49:21] DarwickAK [15/455] has come upon lejah [95/287] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:29:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/17/13 15:58:22] gyilkos, m00, and lejah [599/1378] have team battled Edina, DarwickAK, and Reggie [29/1389] and won! 0 days, 01:35:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/13 05:06:45] Reggie, m00, and [Sanyi] [315/1525] have team battled DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi [276/1304] and won! 0 days, 06:14:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/13 01:39:43] Darwick [403/568] has come upon DarwickAK [411/460] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:03:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/20/13 23:45:48] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:50 from level 49.
[12/21/13 15:56:26] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:15:26 is removed from their time toward level 49.
[12/21/13 18:32:33] DarwickAK [273/484] has come upon gyilkos [362/585] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/22/13 07:50:37] Joska [283/543] has come upon DarwickAK [127/484] and rocked it! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/22/13 10:20:37] CaptianObvious [146/496] has come upon DarwickAK [124/484] and rocked it! 0 days, 13:42:52 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/22/13 22:25:45] budosroman, DarwickAK, and Edina [135/1495] have team battled gyilkos, Kiinga, and md5 [2/1690] and won! 0 days, 23:17:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/13 00:24:19] Darwick [413/568] has come upon DarwickAK [375/484] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:08:08 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/23/13 15:38:27] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:42:41 is removed from their time toward level 50.
[12/24/13 00:22:57] DarwickAK saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:01:16 from level 50.
[12/24/13 21:43:53] Kiinga [24/416] has come upon DarwickAK [303/484] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/25/13 06:34:26] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:20 towards level 50.
[12/25/13 09:11:51] GDI, Kiinga, DarwickAK, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/13 11:35:47] Darwick [174/575] has come upon DarwickAK [178/484] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:45:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/25/13 16:00:13] Joska [202/543] has come upon DarwickAK [181/484] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/25/13 18:36:21] m00, endre, and Kiinga [4/1478] have team battled DarwickAK, budosroman, and koszik [384/1516] and lost! 0 days, 16:39:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/13 21:35:49] budosroman [279/573] has come upon DarwickAK [311/496] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:01:58 is added to budosroman's clock.
[12/26/13 08:04:57] Edina, DarwickAK, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/13 09:00:32] DarwickAK was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:55 from level 50.
[12/27/13 16:59:00] DarwickAK [352/496] has come upon Sanyi [368/443] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:42:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/27/13 19:33:58] md5 [303/768] has come upon DarwickAK [70/496] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 14:45:36 is removed from md5's clock.
[12/28/13 03:41:22] DarwickAK [423/752] has come upon IRPGbot [659/753] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/28/13 15:30:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:13:24 is removed from their time toward level 51.
[12/28/13 17:35:37] DarwickAK [230/752] has come upon budosroman [431/573] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:44:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/29/13 05:35:51] m00 [432/527] has come upon DarwickAK [54/752] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:38:30 is removed from m00's clock.
[12/29/13 14:05:35] anyadnakpalankot, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [708/1598] have team battled Kiinga, GDI, and gyilkos [752/1570] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/13 00:15:33] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:11 towards level 51.
[12/30/13 02:38:17] md5 [510/768] has come upon DarwickAK [497/752] and rocked it! 0 days, 11:03:14 is removed from md5's clock.
[12/30/13 18:52:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:04:56 is removed from their time toward level 51.
[12/30/13 21:35:47] DarwickAK [190/752] has come upon IRPGbot [636/753] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:31:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/31/13 00:18:45] Kiinga, Edina, and kurvaanyad [423/1331] have team battled anyadnakpalankot, DarwickAK, and Reggie [1035/1671] and lost! 0 days, 16:57:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/13 00:41:25] kurvaanyad, anyadnakpalankot, Reggie, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/13 22:35:49] DarwickAK [398/756] has come upon GDI [316/551] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 12:27:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/01/14 14:54:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 10:32:05 is removed from their time toward level 51.
[01/03/14 07:26:39] DarwickAK [676/756] has come upon endre [347/535] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/03/14 14:36:16] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:27:23 is removed from their time toward level 52.
[01/03/14 18:16:48] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:44:52 is removed from their time toward level 52.
[01/04/14 18:53:45] Edina, DarwickAK, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/14 21:35:49] Reggie [137/516] has come upon DarwickAK [378/756] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:46:17 is added to Reggie's clock.
[01/04/14 22:13:24] DarwickAK [195/756] has come upon GDI [359/551] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:11:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/06/14 08:35:48] kurvaanyad [168/453] has come upon DarwickAK [60/756] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 07:44:46 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/06/14 14:09:23] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 17. 0 days, 00:51:20 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 52.
[01/06/14 15:50:04] Joska, DarwickAK, kocka, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/14 21:36:36] Darwick, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [732/1963] have team battled Sanyi, Reggie, and GDI [8/1510] and won! 0 days, 00:44:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/14 07:38:17] Edina, anyadnakpalankot, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/14 17:40:53] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:03:51 is removed from their time toward level 52.
[01/08/14 15:35:50] Joska [224/578] has come upon DarwickAK [309/756] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:42:32 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/08/14 20:35:51] DarwickAK [312/756] has come upon Edina [229/469] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:05:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/08/14 21:13:18] DarwickAK [357/756] has come upon kurvaanyad [390/453] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/09/14 10:33:36] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:34:55 from level 53.
[01/09/14 22:50:09] DarwickAK got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:19:44 from level 53.
[01/10/14 13:33:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 21:50:14 is removed from their time toward level 53.
[01/10/14 13:48:01] endre, Joska, and CaptianObvious [1443/1735] have team battled anyadnakpalankot, Darwick, and DarwickAK [270/1900] and won! 0 days, 10:47:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/14 00:54:49] Sanyi, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/14 13:24:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 03:24:00 is removed from their time toward level 53.
[01/11/14 17:07:49] Sanyi, md5, and Darwick [663/1996] have team battled DarwickAK, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [1639/1884] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/14 09:35:51] DarwickAK [553/756] has come upon kocka [264/592] and rocked it! 0 days, 12:04:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/12/14 13:15:30] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 09:57:22 is removed from their time toward level 53.
[01/12/14 14:35:50] kurvaanyad [73/453] has come upon DarwickAK [266/756] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:28:54 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/12/14 20:16:01] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:21 towards level 53.
[01/14/14 05:37:16] DarwickAK [179/756] has come upon m00 [89/538] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:05:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/14/14 06:12:49] DarwickAK [542/886] has come upon endre [275/479] and rocked it! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/14/14 07:40:32] Joska [69/578] has come upon DarwickAK [34/886] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/14/14 11:56:27] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:49:20 towards level 54.
[01/15/14 10:48:53] DarwickAK [323/886] has come upon [Sanyi] [353/556] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 18:47:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/15/14 12:35:51] Sanyi [257/443] has come upon DarwickAK [226/886] and rocked it! 1 day, 00:49:45 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/16/14 16:13:18] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/14 18:35:49] DarwickAK [505/890] has come upon Edina [140/469] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:40:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/17/14 07:54:36] DarwickAK [187/890] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [457/567] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:48:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/17/14 13:07:52] Kiinga [306/450] has come upon DarwickAK [275/890] and rocked it! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[01/17/14 14:32:58] md5, kurvaanyad, and Joska [1400/1992] have team battled budosroman, GDI, and DarwickAK [425/2102] and won! 0 days, 20:04:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/14 01:55:41] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:55:18 towards level 54.
[01/18/14 05:35:50] anyadnakpalankot [518/587] has come upon DarwickAK [392/890] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 21:01:25 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[01/18/14 19:19:06] koszik [178/534] has come upon DarwickAK [158/890] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 12:23:15 is removed from koszik's clock.
[01/18/14 19:40:31] endre [322/479] has come upon DarwickAK [772/890] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to endre's clock.
[01/19/14 04:32:38] anyadnakpalankot, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [298/2036] have team battled kurvaanyad, Joska, and Edina [1128/1518] and lost! 0 days, 16:52:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/14 06:11:31] koszik [3/534] has come upon DarwickAK [300/890] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 03:31:41 is added to koszik's clock.
[01/19/14 15:53:04] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 01:18:52 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[01/20/14 12:03:39] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:41:36 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[01/20/14 20:45:37] Sanyi [108/449] has come upon DarwickAK [360/890] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/21/14 08:35:50] [Sanyi] [140/559] has come upon DarwickAK [798/890] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:46:04 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/21/14 11:54:38] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[01/21/14 15:35:09] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:18:55 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[01/22/14 06:16:27] DarwickAK [845/890] has come upon Edina [449/469] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:25:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/22/14 09:35:51] DarwickAK [691/890] has come upon kurvaanyad [442/485] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:55:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/22/14 15:26:11] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:00:59 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[01/22/14 15:45:06] DarwickAK [35/931] has come upon Edina [249/469] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/22/14 19:35:51] Edina [181/469] has come upon DarwickAK [257/931] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:55:32 is added to Edina's clock.
[01/23/14 10:06:27] Joska, DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/14 11:36:42] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 20:04:45 is removed from their time toward level 55.
[01/23/14 16:58:28] lejah, kocka, and Sanyi [484/1444] have team battled DarwickAK, anyadnakpalankot, and CaptianObvious [773/2210] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/14 01:35:50] Kiinga [105/455] has come upon DarwickAK [51/931] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:47:25 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[01/24/14 15:08:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:16:24 is removed from their time toward level 55.
[01/24/14 20:34:30] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:14 towards level 55.
[01/25/14 11:18:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 13:46:29 is removed from their time toward level 55.
[01/25/14 12:22:51] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:50 towards level 55.
[01/25/14 13:24:11] Joska [45/615] has come upon DarwickAK [323/931] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/25/14 22:35:49] [Sanyi] [434/613] has come upon DarwickAK [42/931] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:09:07 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/26/14 02:27:02] Darwick, budosroman, and Sanyi [1493/1862] have team battled DarwickAK, md5, and [Sanyi] [1930/2474] and lost! 0 days, 15:27:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/14 08:46:23] Sanyi, anyadnakpalankot, and DarwickAK [1028/1975] have team battled [Sanyi], koszik, and GDI [558/1728] and won! 0 days, 15:54:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/14 11:09:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 19:29:22 is removed from their time toward level 55.
[01/26/14 19:53:40] DarwickAK [219/931] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [281/581] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:25:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/14 06:39:04] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:53:40 from level 55.
[01/27/14 14:35:50] DarwickAK [383/931] has come upon budosroman [48/677] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:45:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/28/14 09:05:48] DarwickAK [462/931] has come upon m00 [210/551] and rocked it! 2 days, 17:32:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/28/14 11:32:19] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:34 towards level 56.
[01/28/14 14:32:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 21:15:07 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[01/28/14 18:01:00] gyilkos [309/677] has come upon DarwickAK [393/931] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 15:32:21 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/28/14 18:01:04] gyilkos [564/677] has come upon DarwickAK [876/931] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:37:37 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/29/14 14:23:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 16:52:16 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[01/30/14 11:28:29] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and Edina [1355/2116] have team battled lejah, endre, and md5 [656/1716] and won! 0 days, 12:38:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/14 12:14:51] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:35 towards level 56.
[01/30/14 14:14:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 09:56:29 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[01/30/14 22:35:49] Kiinga [431/480] has come upon DarwickAK [33/931] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:21:51 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[01/31/14 08:35:49] DarwickAK [858/931] has come upon Joska [510/620] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/01/14 10:15:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 03:11:45 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[02/02/14 00:35:49] DarwickAK [751/931] has come upon IRPGbot [929/932] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:14:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/02/14 03:16:59] DarwickAK [71/939] has come upon Kiinga [120/480] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 16:56:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/03/14 03:45:13] CaptianObvious [117/698] has come upon DarwickAK [268/939] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 10:46:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/04/14 12:35:50] DarwickAK [137/939] has come upon CaptianObvious [157/698] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 15:47:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/04/14 13:29:08] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 1 with their belt. 0 days, 00:56:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 57.
[02/04/14 17:08:14] Joska, m00, DarwickAK, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/14 05:43:55] budosroman, anyadnakpalankot, and m00 [24/2072] have team battled gyilkos, koszik, and DarwickAK [1243/2172] and lost! 0 days, 02:30:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/14 09:32:46] DarwickAK [547/939] has come upon [Sanyi] [62/613] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:27:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/05/14 09:32:46] DarwickAK has dealt [Sanyi] a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:44:24 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/05/14 19:27:46] m00 [116/558] has come upon DarwickAK [414/939] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 16:20:01 is added to m00's clock.
[02/05/14 22:30:41] DarwickAK [179/939] has come upon m00 [361/558] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 02:01:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/06/14 09:35:48] gyilkos [592/688] has come upon DarwickAK [207/939] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 13:20:35 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/07/14 07:03:45] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:29 towards level 57.
[02/07/14 12:36:04] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:31 towards level 57.
[02/07/14 13:02:09] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 00:13:32 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[02/07/14 23:35:27] DarwickAK was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:36:14 from level 57.
[02/08/14 12:53:10] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:14:50 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[02/09/14 09:03:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:57:29 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[02/09/14 10:14:18] DarwickAK [132/939] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [491/606] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:32:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/09/14 12:44:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 15:30:36 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[02/10/14 08:30:21] Kiinga [231/483] has come upon DarwickAK [524/939] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[02/10/14 08:35:50] kocka [596/635] has come upon DarwickAK [744/939] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 09:30:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/10/14 08:54:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 03:25:05 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[02/10/14 18:35:51] DarwickAK [36/939] has come upon Darwick [34/722] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 03:08:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/10/14 23:35:48] m00 [123/558] has come upon DarwickAK [727/939] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:00:04 is added to m00's clock.
[02/11/14 05:48:54] DarwickAK sharpened the edge of his weapon! DarwickAK's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/14 09:35:49] DarwickAK [876/957] has come upon CaptianObvious [477/708] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:33:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/14 13:22:48] DarwickAK [692/979] has come upon Darwick [517/722] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/12/14 08:36:37] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 20 with their belt. 0 days, 00:57:23 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 58.
[02/12/14 23:23:13] md5 [808/937] has come upon DarwickAK [901/979] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 23:07:44 is added to md5's clock.
[02/14/14 02:35:51] DarwickAK [963/979] has come upon kurvaanyad [455/485] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:00:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/15/14 08:09:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:32:09 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[02/16/14 08:00:45] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 09:20:23 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[02/16/14 15:32:36] Joska, budosroman, and DarwickAK [505/2364] have team battled Kiinga, Edina, and kocka [1211/1613] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/14 16:16:31] endre [483/621] has come upon DarwickAK [26/979] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from endre's clock.
[02/16/14 16:16:31] endre has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:11:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/17/14 06:16:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 9 days, 00:05:18 toward level 58.
[02/18/14 07:42:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:43:03 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[02/18/14 11:06:46] DarwickAK [882/979] has come upon budosroman [537/748] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:59:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/19/14 11:14:11] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:14:42 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[02/19/14 17:35:48] DarwickAK [565/979] has come upon koszik [261/556] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:17:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/20/14 06:43:22] DarwickAK, Joska, and GDI [711/2169] have team battled endre, md5, and gyilkos [1155/2252] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/14 07:50:03] DarwickAK [551/979] has come upon IRPGbot [348/980] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 13:23:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/20/14 08:35:48] budosroman [699/761] has come upon DarwickAK [277/979] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:34:05 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[02/20/14 11:05:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 02:06:20 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[02/20/14 17:32:28] endre, DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/14 19:02:56] Joska, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/14 15:35:50] GDI [346/549] has come upon DarwickAK [955/979] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:11:26 is added to GDI's clock.
[02/22/14 17:42:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 2 days, 07:44:17 toward level 59.
[02/23/14 06:19:04] Darwick [675/724] has come upon DarwickAK [863/979] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 14:57:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/23/14 06:35:49] Joska [609/641] has come upon DarwickAK [903/979] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:45:34 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/23/14 06:57:30] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:52:26 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[02/23/14 10:38:00] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 00:39:43 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[02/24/14 01:09:30] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:52:37 towards level 59.
[02/24/14 10:29:02] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:58:46 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[02/26/14 01:00:05] DarwickAK [349/979] has come upon endre [361/621] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:10:55 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/26/14 06:30:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 11:43:07 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[02/26/14 09:35:50] kurvaanyad [124/504] has come upon DarwickAK [148/979] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 19:13:15 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/27/14 06:21:37] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 02:09:11 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[02/27/14 10:02:06] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:28:39 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[02/27/14 10:02:06] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 8. 0 days, 00:58:41 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 59.
[02/27/14 11:15:36] md5 [180/962] has come upon DarwickAK [304/979] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:22:36 is added to md5's clock.
[02/27/14 21:56:30] GDI, Kiinga, and m00 [1267/1631] have team battled lejah, Darwick, and DarwickAK [1439/2083] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/14 04:24:34] DarwickAK [728/979] has come upon budosroman [720/767] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/28/14 06:12:35] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 14:39:43 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[02/28/14 06:12:35] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 50 damage. 0 days, 00:59:55 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 60.
[02/28/14 06:35:50] DarwickAK [592/979] has come upon endre [277/621] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 04:58:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/28/14 09:53:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 11:35:55 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[02/28/14 20:00:22] endre, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/14 07:35:49] Edina [214/513] has come upon DarwickAK [592/979] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:49:33 is added to Edina's clock.
[03/02/14 08:16:23] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:00 towards level 60.
[03/02/14 08:35:50] Edina [211/513] has come upon DarwickAK [804/979] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:37:31 is added to Edina's clock.
[03/03/14 12:54:09] anyadnakpalankot, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [1265/2132] have team battled gyilkos, budosroman, and Sanyi [1700/1989] and lost! 0 days, 02:18:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/14 14:32:36] Joska, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga [607/1670] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [1451/2463] and lost! 1 day, 01:21:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/14 15:23:09] gyilkos [380/689] has come upon DarwickAK [621/979] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/04/14 05:35:51] CaptianObvious [689/700] has come upon DarwickAK [872/979] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 14:42:56 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/04/14 11:15:00] DarwickAK [473/979] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [544/605] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:21:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/05/14 05:27:35] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 20:38:45 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[03/05/14 09:08:06] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:53:06 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[03/07/14 08:50:07] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:28:50 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[03/07/14 12:06:24] DarwickAK, budosroman, and gyilkos [673/2450] have team battled endre, [Sanyi], and Darwick [1528/2217] and lost! 0 days, 14:28:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/14 19:35:48] CaptianObvious [273/704] has come upon DarwickAK [373/979] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 09:17:38 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/08/14 19:41:26] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/14 22:52:33] DarwickAK [523/979] has come upon lejah [207/520] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:12:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/09/14 00:35:51] DarwickAK [17/979] has come upon m00 [233/579] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:35:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/09/14 08:32:11] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 08:54:04 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[03/09/14 19:20:55] DarwickAK [408/979] has come upon m00 [281/579] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:00:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/09/14 20:20:56] kurvaanyad, md5, and koszik [711/1916] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and lejah [1732/1988] and lost! 3 days, 17:44:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/14 01:35:32] DarwickAK [823/979] has come upon koszik [331/711] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 04:15:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/14 08:14:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 14:21:36 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[03/12/14 08:35:49] DarwickAK [705/979] has come upon koszik [497/722] and rocked it! 4 days, 16:34:45 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/12/14 13:35:48] kocka [569/947] has come upon DarwickAK [194/979] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:00:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/13/14 04:15:39] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 14:21:09 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[03/14/14 04:06:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 07:23:14 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[03/15/14 01:35:49] kocka [27/947] has come upon DarwickAK [336/979] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:56:38 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/15/14 10:17:55] Edina, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/14 20:57:49] DarwickAK, m00, and kocka [2335/2505] have team battled Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and endre [1162/1891] and won! 0 days, 04:24:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/14 03:48:45] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 77. 0 days, 01:00:31 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 61.
[03/16/14 11:49:35] gyilkos [603/716] has come upon DarwickAK [666/979] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/17/14 15:37:59] DarwickAK left his weapon out in the rain to rust! DarwickAK's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/14 05:38:35] md5 [380/705] has come upon DarwickAK [652/958] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:58:44 is added to md5's clock.
[03/19/14 03:21:52] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:24:30 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[03/19/14 07:02:23] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 36 with their belt. 0 days, 01:00:17 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 61.
[03/19/14 20:35:51] Darwick [593/728] has come upon DarwickAK [66/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:55:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/20/14 03:03:42] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:51 towards level 61.
[03/20/14 11:37:39] Joska, endre, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/14 22:06:57] CaptianObvious [256/704] has come upon DarwickAK [317/958] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 18:50:05 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/20/14 23:58:37] DarwickAK [860/958] has come upon kurvaanyad [254/496] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/21/14 06:44:22] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 04:28:53 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[03/21/14 15:47:15] lejah, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/14 17:35:47] DarwickAK [303/958] has come upon GDI [631/639] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 11:08:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/22/14 00:10:23] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/22/14 11:28:54] Darwick [159/733] has come upon DarwickAK [104/953] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 20:08:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/24/14 06:17:24] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 01:28:51 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[03/24/14 07:11:07] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:32:02 towards level 62.
[03/24/14 14:50:21] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:43 towards level 62.
[03/25/14 05:19:01] DarwickAK, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [1082/2297] have team battled Edina, koszik, and Darwick [147/1948] and won! 0 days, 02:31:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/14 06:08:29] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 10:54:54 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[03/25/14 13:19:25] Kiinga, anyadnakpalankot, DarwickAK, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/14 18:26:58] DarwickAK set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:53:12 from level 62.
[03/28/14 19:13:37] DarwickAK [646/953] has come upon [Sanyi] [291/838] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:04:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/28/14 19:14:04] DarwickAK [380/953] has come upon [Sanyi] [520/838] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:56:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/29/14 01:52:00] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:52:42 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[03/29/14 02:05:17] gyilkos [322/721] has come upon DarwickAK [804/953] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:47:00 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/29/14 05:35:50] DarwickAK [252/953] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [511/619] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:06:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/29/14 22:16:29] DarwickAK [256/953] has come upon kurvaanyad [130/501] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 07:19:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/30/14 11:16:34] DarwickAK left his weapon out in the rain to rust! DarwickAK's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/14 02:33:56] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:35:31 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[03/31/14 18:35:50] DarwickAK [746/939] has come upon Edina [477/493] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:00:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/14 18:39:12] DarwickAK [213/939] has come upon kocka [139/951] and rocked it! 7 days, 19:51:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/14 19:01:21] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:50:55 towards level 63.
[04/01/14 02:48:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 12 days, 19:40:46 toward level 63.
[04/01/14 06:05:25] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 13 damage. 0 days, 01:02:45 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 63.
[04/01/14 15:46:30] Joska [572/647] has come upon DarwickAK [844/939] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Joska's clock.
[04/02/14 00:35:50] CaptianObvious [195/704] has come upon DarwickAK [544/939] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:21:35 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/02/14 02:15:53] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 12:29:01 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[04/03/14 00:34:39] DarwickAK [262/939] has come upon kurvaanyad [275/501] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 16:36:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/04/14 05:38:23] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 04:36:03 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[04/05/14 05:29:18] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 06:14:20 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[04/06/14 05:20:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:48:38 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[04/06/14 19:43:10] [Sanyi], lejah, DarwickAK, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/14 00:35:50] DarwickAK [691/939] has come upon lejah [298/578] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:26:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/07/14 20:35:51] DarwickAK [583/939] has come upon [Sanyi] [563/841] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:28:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/08/14 01:21:48] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:56:46 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[04/08/14 03:09:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 1 day, 21:01:17 toward level 63.
[04/08/14 05:02:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:58:09 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[04/08/14 16:11:48] DarwickAK [634/1013] has come upon IRPGbot [95/1014] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 15:16:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/08/14 21:35:49] DarwickAK [735/1013] has come upon kocka [708/953] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 08:21:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/09/14 17:20:09] endre, GDI, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/14 11:30:35] Reggie, lejah, and [Sanyi] [1026/2243] have team battled DarwickAK, GDI, and Darwick [377/2412] and won! 0 days, 14:40:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/14 04:35:24] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 0 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:03:52 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 64.
[04/11/14 14:05:39] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:40:50 towards level 64.
[04/13/14 00:36:53] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:51:59 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[04/13/14 01:35:49] Edina [286/516] has come upon DarwickAK [972/1013] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:09:29 is added to Edina's clock.
[04/13/14 16:35:49] Reggie [218/684] has come upon DarwickAK [535/1013] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:11:25 is added to Reggie's clock.
[04/14/14 00:27:51] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 50 damage. 0 days, 01:03:51 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 64.
[04/15/14 01:13:29] DarwickAK [400/1013] has come upon kurvaanyad [55/766] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:06:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/14 13:35:51] endre [22/636] has come upon DarwickAK [63/1013] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 08:10:15 is added to endre's clock.
[04/16/14 00:09:52] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:43:03 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[04/16/14 03:50:20] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:10:43 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[04/16/14 14:35:47] DarwickAK [802/1013] has come upon md5 [527/713] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 17:38:45 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/14 00:00:51] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 01:50:48 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[04/18/14 18:36:10] koszik, peta, and DarwickAK [444/2239] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and CaptianObvious [2069/2284] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/14 00:30:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 16:42:05 toward level 64.
[04/19/14 02:06:26] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:43 towards level 64.
[04/20/14 09:06:46] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and koszik [1923/2516] have team battled kocka, CaptianObvious, and GDI [1453/2365] and won! 0 days, 04:05:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/14 00:33:02] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 68 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:03:37 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 64.
[04/21/14 04:38:41] DarwickAK [1006/1013] has come upon m00 [239/586] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:20:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/22/14 00:38:42] anyadnakpalankot [474/974] has come upon DarwickAK [130/1013] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:12:34 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[04/22/14 05:38:42] md5 [271/720] has come upon DarwickAK [624/1013] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:14:24 is added to md5's clock.
[04/22/14 22:12:17] DarwickAK [836/1013] has come upon lejah [265/691] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 01:02:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/23/14 11:34:14] DarwickAK [380/1036] has come upon lejah [58/691] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 12:30:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/23/14 14:38:57] Sanyi [283/519] has come upon DarwickAK [1026/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/24/14 20:01:56] DarwickAK [744/1036] has come upon Illidan [131/157] and rocked it! 2 days, 17:01:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/24/14 22:38:41] DarwickAK [560/1036] has come upon kurvaanyad [34/738] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 02:26:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/24/14 22:38:41] DarwickAK has dealt kurvaanyad a Critical Strike! 5 days, 21:17:26 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/25/14 03:37:32] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 03:22:59 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[04/25/14 20:57:35] DarwickAK was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:50:30 from level 65.
[04/25/14 23:48:03] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 19:08:51 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[04/26/14 23:07:25] koszik, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [2240/2337] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and Edina [650/2268] and won! 1 day, 21:43:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/14 03:19:33] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:24:43 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[04/27/14 03:19:33] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 55. 0 days, 01:04:47 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 65.
[04/27/14 10:38:41] DarwickAK [526/1036] has come upon koszik [729/782] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 02:30:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/27/14 18:58:15] Joska, anyadnakpalankot, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/14 11:38:43] anyadnakpalankot [9/969] has come upon DarwickAK [281/1036] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:36:20 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[04/28/14 18:59:31] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:00 towards level 65.
[04/29/14 03:37:06] DarwickAK, peta, and kurvaanyad [107/2358] have team battled gyilkos, Illidan, and Reggie [881/1634] and lost! 0 days, 11:08:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/14 08:12:10] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:45:29 from level 65.
[04/29/14 08:30:29] Illidan [69/214] has come upon DarwickAK [496/1036] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:36:46 is added to Illidan's clock.
[05/01/14 22:54:02] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 06:12:40 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[05/02/14 10:38:41] DarwickAK [927/1036] has come upon kocka [496/991] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:21:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/03/14 01:38:41] DarwickAK [797/1036] has come upon peta [218/598] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:02:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/04/14 02:16:39] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:03:45 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[05/04/14 22:27:08] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:37:50 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[05/05/14 03:38:41] CaptianObvious [167/725] has come upon DarwickAK [136/1036] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 21:12:27 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/05/14 16:14:04] Sanyi, anyadnakpalankot, and lejah [1138/2475] have team battled DarwickAK, kocka, and GDI [2585/2727] and lost! 0 days, 16:58:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/14 17:18:07] DarwickAK [443/1036] has come upon gyilkos [192/724] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 06:39:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/06/14 22:09:11] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 08:18:36 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[05/07/14 22:00:10] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 22:07:58 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[05/08/14 18:04:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 11 days, 19:28:18 toward level 66.
[05/08/14 19:09:45] kocka [34/991] has come upon DarwickAK [380/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:14:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/09/14 01:31:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 12:02:01 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[05/09/14 21:42:13] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 17:17:42 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[05/10/14 01:31:32] CaptianObvious [88/725] has come upon DarwickAK [597/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:06:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/10/14 21:35:15] DarwickAK [51/1036] has come upon m00 [300/569] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/14 04:38:41] DarwickAK [563/1036] has come upon gyilkos [164/711] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 01:22:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/14 09:38:44] lejah [909/1010] has come upon DarwickAK [568/1036] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:11:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/11/14 21:24:11] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 04:12:44 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[05/12/14 00:50:21] DarwickAK was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:42:41 from level 67.
[05/12/14 05:38:43] budosroman [931/952] has come upon DarwickAK [234/1036] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:59:12 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[05/12/14 16:57:06] DarwickAK died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:44:57 from level 67.
[05/12/14 21:15:13] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 100 damage. 0 days, 01:06:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 67.
[05/12/14 21:38:14] Joska, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/14 00:55:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 02:21:06 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[05/13/14 13:46:11] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:12 towards level 67.
[05/13/14 18:04:10] koszik [283/795] has come upon DarwickAK [1023/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:01:40 is added to koszik's clock.
[05/13/14 21:06:15] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 63 with their belt. 0 days, 01:06:11 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 67.
[05/13/14 21:38:40] Darwick [358/914] has come upon DarwickAK [977/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:29:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/14/14 05:14:43] Darwick, Edina, and DarwickAK [1990/2590] have team battled Sanyi, GDI, and m00 [1834/1852] and won! 0 days, 00:16:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/14 17:38:42] CaptianObvious [176/725] has come upon DarwickAK [515/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:27:51 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/14/14 22:17:27] kurvaanyad, anyadnakpalankot, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/14 20:05:35] GDI, kurvaanyad, and gyilkos [1705/2435] have team battled DarwickAK, Reggie, and koszik [2570/2772] and lost! 0 days, 08:08:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/14 20:54:23] GDI, m00, DarwickAK, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/14 05:37:23] DarwickAK [701/1048] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [423/969] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 06:01:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/16/14 20:39:13] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:10:00 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[05/17/14 20:30:18] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 20 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:06:15 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 67.
[05/18/14 21:38:44] koszik [662/795] has come upon DarwickAK [873/1048] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:16:43 is added to koszik's clock.
[05/20/14 10:43:38] DarwickAK got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:59:58 from level 67.
[05/21/14 03:03:37] DarwickAK [486/1048] has come upon peta [100/671] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:23:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/21/14 19:54:17] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 8. 0 days, 01:06:05 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 67.
[05/22/14 05:38:41] DarwickAK [22/1048] has come upon gyilkos [770/972] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:36:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/22/14 13:01:53] DarwickAK [223/1048] has come upon lejah [362/1171] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/22/14 19:45:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 25 days, 04:55:40 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[05/23/14 23:16:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 04:27:53 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[05/24/14 22:38:41] koszik [720/795] has come upon DarwickAK [782/1048] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 22:33:11 is added to koszik's clock.
[05/25/14 19:06:25] Joska, kurvaanyad, and koszik [1633/2450] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and GDI [1332/2665] and won! 2 days, 02:32:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/14 09:40:49] DarwickAK [368/1048] has come upon kurvaanyad [29/775] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:01:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/30/14 19:20:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 8 days, 16:53:41 toward level 68.
[06/01/14 03:47:48] DarwickAK [1046/1048] has come upon Edina [577/673] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:19:45 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/01/14 08:47:47] DarwickAK [523/1048] has come upon endre [524/640] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 13:48:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/01/14 09:46:30] Reggie, peta, and DarwickAK [1705/2669] have team battled endre, md5, and kocka [573/2386] and won! 1 day, 03:13:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/14 19:42:20] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 03:52:14 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[06/02/14 08:23:54] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/14 23:05:27] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 13:16:39 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[06/04/14 19:16:00] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:53:45 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[06/04/14 23:58:09] DarwickAK [916/1075] has come upon Darwick [706/876] and rocked it! 9 days, 07:25:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/05/14 02:47:45] endre [91/640] has come upon DarwickAK [1069/1075] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:52:44 is added to endre's clock.
[06/05/14 03:02:00] endre, Kiinga, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/14 15:35:24] koszik, Joska, and DarwickAK [733/2750] have team battled Edina, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi [1315/1929] and lost! 1 day, 23:45:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/14 18:47:47] DarwickAK [822/1075] has come upon GDI [206/709] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 12:48:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/06/14 18:58:05] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 33 damage. 0 days, 01:08:33 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 69.
[06/06/14 19:17:10] kocka [98/1020] has come upon DarwickAK [915/1075] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 11:06:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/07/14 14:30:54] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:58:15 towards level 69.
[06/07/14 18:49:06] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 17:01:22 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[06/08/14 02:20:16] lejah, Reggie, and koszik [670/2968] have team battled DarwickAK, GDI, and Edina [2068/2456] and lost! 0 days, 02:55:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/14 16:47:48] anyadnakpalankot [670/1002] has come upon DarwickAK [63/1075] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:51:07 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[06/11/14 10:58:16] peta [336/893] has come upon DarwickAK [248/1075] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 06:54:37 is removed from peta's clock.
[06/11/14 18:13:28] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 15:40:56 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[06/11/14 18:13:28] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 182 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:08:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 69.
[06/12/14 06:30:51] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:06:28 towards level 69.
[06/13/14 00:41:37] endre, GDI, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/14 03:55:20] kocka [635/1020] has come upon DarwickAK [402/1075] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 18:35:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/14/14 02:39:48] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:05 towards level 69.
[06/15/14 17:07:51] Edina, kurvaanyad, and Reggie [2135/2445] have team battled md5, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1821/2699] and won! 0 days, 07:42:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/14 07:58:57] DarwickAK [522/1083] has come upon peta [270/942] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 22:40:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/16/14 12:24:33] CaptianObvious [587/725] has come upon DarwickAK [284/1083] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 18:57:04 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/17/14 10:40:23] CaptianObvious [22/725] has come upon DarwickAK [789/1083] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 07:16:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/18/14 00:47:48] Darwick [385/876] has come upon DarwickAK [404/1083] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 18:39:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/18/14 09:16:21] lejah, peta, and md5 [1797/2987] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Reggie [1768/2975] and won! 0 days, 07:36:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/14 20:47:45] DarwickAK [329/1083] has come upon Kiinga [283/609] and rocked it! 0 days, 15:58:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/19/14 02:30:32] DarwickAK [1011/1083] has come upon GDI [518/709] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:43:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/19/14 06:47:48] DarwickAK [261/1083] has come upon kocka [408/1020] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:06:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/19/14 08:24:22] CaptianObvious [323/725] has come upon DarwickAK [619/1083] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 09:41:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/19/14 16:47:44] endre [541/662] has come upon DarwickAK [847/1083] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:22:24 is added to endre's clock.
[06/19/14 18:49:15] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:50 towards level 69.
[06/20/14 12:47:44] Joska [919/1092] has come upon DarwickAK [1078/1083] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:26:48 is added to Joska's clock.
[06/20/14 16:31:32] peta, Darwick, and koszik [2055/2625] have team battled endre, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [14/2272] and won! 1 day, 03:55:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/14 17:40:57] DarwickAK [41/1083] has come upon Reggie [103/940] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:49:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/21/14 16:11:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 03:54:39 from level 69.
[06/22/14 22:50:55] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/14 16:27:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:30:27 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[06/24/14 15:20:06] endre, Kiinga, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/14 21:47:48] kurvaanyad [289/1035] has come upon DarwickAK [799/1088] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:45:48 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/25/14 19:49:51] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:06:27 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[06/26/14 08:47:46] DarwickAK [759/1088] has come upon CaptianObvious [463/725] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:19:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/26/14 09:31:44] Reggie, DarwickAK, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/14 14:11:54] DarwickAK [426/1088] has come upon Kiinga [395/614] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 21:03:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/27/14 14:47:47] Darwick [141/877] has come upon DarwickAK [52/1088] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 00:19:42 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/27/14 15:14:57] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:45:30 from level 70.
[06/28/14 04:21:25] DarwickAK [426/1088] has come upon endre [286/656] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 19:47:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/28/14 05:17:19] Sanyi [76/531] has come upon DarwickAK [734/1088] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[06/29/14 06:47:47] DarwickAK [699/1088] has come upon IRPGbot [989/1152] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 07:46:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/29/14 15:33:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 18:36:55 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[06/29/14 15:33:37] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 15 damage. 0 days, 01:09:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 70.
[06/29/14 17:39:31] lejah [702/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [488/1088] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 09:18:56 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/30/14 00:40:32] lejah [937/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [71/1088] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:51:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/30/14 05:21:11] lejah [1001/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [324/1088] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:28:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/30/14 07:47:46] DarwickAK [375/1088] has come upon endre [496/675] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 20:25:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/30/14 10:14:36] anyadnakpalankot, DarwickAK, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/14 18:46:29] lejah [164/867] has come upon DarwickAK [802/1088] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:06:21 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/01/14 18:56:18] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 10:19:03 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[07/02/14 10:29:33] DarwickAK got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:08:59 from level 70.
[07/02/14 12:04:30] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:50 towards level 70.
[07/03/14 10:47:46] DarwickAK [1086/1088] has come upon [Sanyi] [724/875] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 07:04:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/03/14 14:57:56] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:44:08 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[07/03/14 14:57:56] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 83 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:09:56 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 70.
[07/03/14 18:38:26] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:14:51 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[07/04/14 13:42:20] kurvaanyad [926/1035] has come upon DarwickAK [302/1088] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 05:03:44 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/05/14 02:47:49] DarwickAK [90/1088] has come upon kurvaanyad [651/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:38:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/05/14 07:47:48] md5 [278/735] has come upon DarwickAK [252/1088] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:08:14 is removed from md5's clock.
[07/05/14 13:27:41] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:29 towards level 70.
[07/05/14 17:47:47] DarwickAK [949/1088] has come upon koszik [162/807] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 18:07:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/05/14 20:55:11] lejah [523/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [884/1088] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/06/14 01:14:55] GDI, Kiinga, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/14 08:47:48] DarwickAK [28/1088] has come upon kurvaanyad [998/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:44:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/06/14 14:31:32] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:38:38 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[07/06/14 15:43:03] lejah [444/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [32/1088] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 17:13:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/06/14 20:16:33] Edina, peta, and anyadnakpalankot [1824/2955] have team battled CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and md5 [699/2749] and won! 0 days, 07:16:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/14 01:04:23] lejah [612/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [687/1088] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 06:04:12 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/07/14 05:34:42] Joska, Edina, Kiinga, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/14 05:45:02] lejah [1005/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [33/1088] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 06:22:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/07/14 13:14:24] kocka [960/1027] has come upon DarwickAK [725/1088] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:12:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/07/14 18:03:14] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 39. 0 days, 01:09:39 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 70.
[07/07/14 23:22:33] kocka [79/1027] has come upon DarwickAK [1052/1088] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/08/14 03:27:56] Kiinga, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK [43/2751] have team battled gyilkos, Joska, and Reggie [347/3114] and lost! 0 days, 16:04:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/14 05:47:47] DarwickAK [472/1088] has come upon Joska [623/1092] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:33:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/08/14 19:10:21] lejah [934/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [1070/1088] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 06:13:28 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/08/14 23:03:51] DarwickAK [800/1088] has come upon Reggie [502/964] and rocked it! 0 days, 12:56:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/09/14 01:47:45] koszik [490/821] has come upon DarwickAK [103/1088] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 20:31:54 is removed from koszik's clock.
[07/09/14 03:30:27] DarwickAK, GDI, and md5 [815/2655] have team battled m00, lejah, and endre [1819/2351] and lost! 0 days, 13:47:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/14 02:47:47] Darwick [14/906] has come upon DarwickAK [353/1088] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:36:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/10/14 13:21:09] lejah, DarwickAK, koszik, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/14 13:47:04] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:20:40 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[07/12/14 00:39:46] DarwickAK [952/1088] has come upon endre [599/607] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 15:05:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/12/14 02:41:37] lejah [150/1100] has come upon DarwickAK [338/1088] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 23:42:57 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/12/14 17:18:31] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 78. 0 days, 01:10:41 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 71.
[07/13/14 04:25:15] lejah [660/1100] has come upon DarwickAK [753/1088] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 01:08:33 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/13/14 05:24:35] Darwick, GDI, and koszik [735/2649] have team battled m00, DarwickAK, and peta [2054/2932] and lost! 0 days, 05:44:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/14 10:47:44] anyadnakpalankot [249/1270] has come upon DarwickAK [100/1088] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 23:35:31 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[07/13/14 16:57:38] DarwickAK fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! DarwickAK's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/13/14 17:09:33] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 09:39:19 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[07/13/14 18:27:15] lejah [846/1100] has come upon DarwickAK [150/1074] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 23:09:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/14/14 06:08:55] lejah [97/1100] has come upon DarwickAK [1061/1074] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:02:30 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/14/14 11:23:40] DarwickAK [836/1074] has come upon endre [180/607] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 00:00:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/14/14 11:23:40] DarwickAK has dealt endre a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:34:31 is added to endre's clock.
[07/14/14 11:47:47] [Sanyi] [840/875] has come upon DarwickAK [1073/1074] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 16:24:27 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/14/14 20:10:54] lejah [650/1087] has come upon DarwickAK [361/1074] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 20:00:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/15/14 21:54:32] lejah [712/1087] has come upon DarwickAK [186/1074] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:23:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/17/14 04:47:47] DarwickAK [214/1074] has come upon gyilkos [334/1104] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 03:00:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/17/14 12:53:30] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 06:07:23 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[07/17/14 16:34:00] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 07:19:50 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[07/18/14 16:25:04] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 08:01:41 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[07/19/14 04:21:22] lejah [765/907] has come upon DarwickAK [933/1074] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:24:32 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/19/14 09:29:41] peta, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/14 10:24:34] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/20/14 05:21:49] endre, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/14 16:07:16] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:08:46 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[07/21/14 05:36:12] CaptianObvious, Edina, and Reggie [436/2707] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad [899/2765] and lost! 3 days, 03:23:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/14 18:47:48] DarwickAK [234/1069] has come upon IRPGbot [565/1172] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:39:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/21/14 23:15:18] DarwickAK was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:08 from level 71.
[07/22/14 15:49:23] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 23:23:24 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[07/23/14 00:47:46] [Sanyi] [324/882] has come upon DarwickAK [797/1069] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:51:09 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/23/14 01:19:05] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, Reggie, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/14 01:34:29] DarwickAK [678/1069] has come upon Kiinga [451/643] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:14:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/23/14 10:47:46] Kiinga [196/643] has come upon DarwickAK [88/1069] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 17:11:58 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[07/23/14 12:55:58] DarwickAK [539/1069] has come upon Reggie [232/964] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:09:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/24/14 23:48:44] DarwickAK [81/1069] has come upon peta [693/944] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/26/14 14:59:13] kocka [736/998] has come upon DarwickAK [598/1069] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 05:32:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/26/14 16:21:07] DarwickAK [847/1069] has come upon Sanyi [178/842] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 07:14:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/26/14 17:10:17] DarwickAK [237/1069] has come upon Sanyi [120/842] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 15:33:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/27/14 02:23:29] CaptianObvious [347/1048] has come upon DarwickAK [766/1069] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:56:50 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/27/14 04:47:48] DarwickAK [286/1069] has come upon m00 [580/913] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 01:01:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/27/14 21:44:55] DarwickAK [29/1069] has come upon GDI [252/922] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 08:13:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/27/14 23:01:57] DarwickAK [605/1069] has come upon peta [910/944] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:53:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/28/14 01:59:52] Darwick [287/906] has come upon DarwickAK [914/1069] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 22:02:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/28/14 09:20:48] DarwickAK [4/1069] has come upon Joska [703/1106] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 01:38:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/29/14 02:30:29] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:36:44 towards level 72.
[07/29/14 16:47:48] kurvaanyad [474/1053] has come upon DarwickAK [693/1069] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:25:24 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/29/14 23:02:01] DarwickAK died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:35:32 from level 72.
[07/30/14 18:10:07] kocka [670/998] has come upon DarwickAK [915/1069] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 21:28:22 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/31/14 10:48:48] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 7 damage. 0 days, 01:11:52 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 72.
[07/31/14 13:17:34] Reggie, Joska, and [Sanyi] [2377/2952] have team battled Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [2271/2959] and won! 0 days, 19:03:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/14 00:53:41] Kiinga [436/670] has come upon DarwickAK [513/1069] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[08/01/14 01:22:31] DarwickAK [147/1069] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [190/1294] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 04:13:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/02/14 13:28:04] kurvaanyad [900/1053] has come upon DarwickAK [642/1069] and rocked it! 9 days, 13:13:19 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/03/14 01:12:22] DarwickAK was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:13:57 from level 72.
[08/03/14 01:47:45] md5 [569/768] has come upon DarwickAK [707/1069] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 20:31:34 is added to md5's clock.
[08/04/14 14:28:44] m00, md5, and peta [835/2625] have team battled lejah, DarwickAK, and koszik [745/2794] and won! 0 days, 04:48:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/14 07:43:23] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:59:24 towards level 72.
[08/06/14 17:39:41] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:52:39 towards level 72.
[08/07/14 13:27:25] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 05:51:18 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[08/07/14 13:27:25] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 69 with their belt. 0 days, 01:11:59 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 72.
[08/08/14 13:18:28] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 03:28:25 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[08/08/14 20:59:37] DarwickAK [262/1078] has come upon Reggie [46/983] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 06:13:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/09/14 02:01:31] DarwickAK was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:11:54 from level 72.
[08/10/14 02:38:05] DarwickAK [44/1078] has come upon Sanyi [224/842] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 05:05:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/12/14 03:28:55] DarwickAK [576/1078] has come upon [Sanyi] [129/895] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 17:06:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/12/14 15:47:45] DarwickAK [305/1078] has come upon Sanyi [583/842] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 20:20:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/12/14 21:02:13] DarwickAK, koszik, and GDI [1444/2831] have team battled CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and Darwick [632/2533] and won! 0 days, 14:18:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/14 18:50:43] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:46:55 from level 72.
[08/15/14 10:25:33] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:21 towards level 72.
[08/15/14 20:31:41] DarwickAK [291/1078] has come upon peta [233/944] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 17:38:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/16/14 09:08:27] DarwickAK [515/1078] has come upon IRPGbot [1155/1199] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:03:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/16/14 14:08:26] kocka [42/1009] has come upon DarwickAK [398/1078] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:46:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/17/14 21:51:43] DarwickAK sharpened the edge of his weapon! DarwickAK's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/14 10:37:46] DarwickAK [694/1096] has come upon peta [832/944] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 06:24:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/19/14 06:47:31] Edina, Sanyi, Reggie, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/14 06:59:53] DarwickAK [372/1096] has come upon Kiinga [52/673] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:53:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/19/14 07:08:24] CaptianObvious [651/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [309/1096] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 00:14:54 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/19/14 12:28:39] DarwickAK [694/1096] has come upon Kiinga [432/673] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 12:28:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/19/14 17:08:27] [Sanyi] [481/895] has come upon DarwickAK [813/1108] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:53:30 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/20/14 03:08:26] DarwickAK [105/1108] has come upon kurvaanyad [149/1078] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:17:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/20/14 12:48:11] DarwickAK [159/1108] has come upon lejah [421/944] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 19:58:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/20/14 16:44:58] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 09:58:18 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[08/20/14 20:25:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 07:55:44 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[08/22/14 08:53:24] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, koszik, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/14 18:14:52] kurvaanyad, koszik, and Sanyi [1933/2808] have team battled DarwickAK, Joska, and GDI [1487/3154] and won! 2 days, 01:56:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/14 18:27:00] peta [599/944] has come upon DarwickAK [1076/1108] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to peta's clock.
[08/23/14 13:08:41] DarwickAK [627/1108] has come upon Kiinga [432/673] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 07:51:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/23/14 19:58:42] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 33. 0 days, 01:12:28 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 73.
[08/24/14 00:17:50] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/14 00:56:59] gyilkos [791/862] has come upon DarwickAK [650/1113] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 18:56:43 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/24/14 19:49:46] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 22 damage. 0 days, 01:12:21 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 73.
[08/26/14 09:08:26] m00 [194/920] has come upon DarwickAK [528/1113] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:24:59 is added to m00's clock.
[08/26/14 14:08:26] [Sanyi] [446/895] has come upon DarwickAK [300/1113] and rocked it! 3 days, 02:13:38 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/26/14 15:51:32] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 199 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:12:44 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 73.
[08/28/14 15:33:45] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 09:48:14 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[08/29/14 13:59:50] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:23 towards level 73.
[08/29/14 20:10:55] Ajvorl, m00, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/14 03:14:17] gyilkos [639/863] has come upon DarwickAK [575/1113] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 04:37:32 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/31/14 12:34:22] md5, Reggie, and DarwickAK [228/2877] have team battled [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, and peta [154/2989] and won! 0 days, 11:00:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/14 00:08:28] DarwickAK [911/1113] has come upon [Sanyi] [104/895] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:38:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/01/14 02:58:09] gyilkos [491/863] has come upon DarwickAK [852/1113] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 13:05:53 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/01/14 03:19:33] gyilkos [343/863] has come upon DarwickAK [356/1113] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 23:58:20 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/01/14 12:25:24] endre, DarwickAK, koszik, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/14 14:58:04] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:44:16 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[09/01/14 14:58:04] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 10 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:12:57 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 73.
[09/02/14 01:08:27] peta [747/992] has come upon DarwickAK [609/1113] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:55:16 is removed from peta's clock.
[09/02/14 06:27:47] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, Reggie, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/14 18:21:05] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:44:27 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[09/04/14 07:28:25] DarwickAK left his weapon out in the rain to rust! DarwickAK's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/14 08:38:43] [Sanyi] [933/1094] has come upon DarwickAK [494/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 09:25:33 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/04/14 10:27:53] DarwickAK [422/1092] has come upon peta [324/1012] and rocked it! 0 days, 13:56:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/04/14 18:12:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 13:32:38 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[09/06/14 05:34:31] GDI, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/14 12:49:39] DarwickAK [124/1092] has come upon Kiinga [449/683] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:51:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/06/14 14:13:55] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:48:28 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[09/06/14 14:13:55] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 209. 0 days, 01:12:44 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 73.
[09/06/14 17:54:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:46:05 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[09/06/14 21:50:38] DarwickAK [851/1092] has come upon Sanyi [617/854] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 02:37:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/07/14 14:05:04] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 101. 0 days, 01:13:08 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 74.
[09/08/14 13:56:13] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 11:51:50 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[09/09/14 03:08:27] [Sanyi] [99/1089] has come upon DarwickAK [144/1092] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 09:04:11 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/09/14 03:38:13] Joska, m00, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/14 08:08:28] DarwickAK [39/1092] has come upon Kiinga [578/683] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:41:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/09/14 13:47:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 06:01:23 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[09/10/14 01:49:10] m00, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/14 14:08:26] m00 [504/940] has come upon DarwickAK [8/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:37:31 is removed from m00's clock.
[09/10/14 22:15:22] Joska, m00, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/14 01:08:24] DarwickAK [33/1092] has come upon Darwick [473/837] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:25:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/12/14 06:08:26] DarwickAK [547/1092] has come upon Kiinga [603/683] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 22:44:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/12/14 11:02:54] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:45:43 towards level 74.
[09/12/14 15:42:36] DarwickAK ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:31:47 from level 74.
[09/13/14 17:08:25] DarwickAK [826/1092] has come upon Joska [65/1089] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:37:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/14/14 05:07:18] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:44 from level 74.
[09/14/14 05:57:49] CaptianObvious [912/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [324/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 19:59:08 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/14/14 07:32:29] DarwickAK [912/1092] has come upon kurvaanyad [888/1116] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 08:55:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/14/14 10:24:16] DarwickAK fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! DarwickAK's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/14 11:14:31] gyilkos, m00, and CaptianObvious [1938/2860] have team battled Sanyi, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK [1478/3057] and won! 0 days, 02:21:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/14 13:02:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 07:52:39 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[09/14/14 23:30:03] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:38 towards level 74.
[09/15/14 11:12:29] md5 [303/759] has come upon DarwickAK [78/1078] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 05:12:05 is removed from md5's clock.
[09/15/14 14:08:28] DarwickAK [159/1060] has come upon peta [12/1012] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:28:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/14 16:34:16] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 14:13:28 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[09/16/14 10:37:31] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/14 01:17:15] Joska, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/14 06:08:25] Edina [487/736] has come upon DarwickAK [950/1064] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 17:15:49 is added to Edina's clock.
[09/17/14 08:45:16] DarwickAK [129/1064] has come upon md5 [14/778] and rocked it! 10 days, 21:51:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/17/14 16:34:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 16 days, 22:37:19 toward level 75.
[09/18/14 15:45:22] Edina, GDI, Reggie, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/14 23:18:28] Joska [704/1096] has come upon DarwickAK [411/1064] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 19:59:09 is removed from Joska's clock.
[09/20/14 02:38:55] koszik, kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious [298/2977] have team battled DarwickAK, md5, and endre [894/2648] and lost! 5 days, 04:04:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/14 13:36:18] DarwickAK [622/1064] has come upon Sanyi [233/866] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 03:25:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/22/14 07:24:10] endre, kurvaanyad, Reggie, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/14 11:47:40] DarwickAK, kocka, and Ajvorl [485/2938] have team battled md5, GDI, and koszik [2054/2568] and lost! 0 days, 22:11:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/14 21:08:26] DarwickAK [404/1064] has come upon Ajvorl [443/831] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 23:52:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/23/14 11:42:29] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 18. 0 days, 01:14:21 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 75.
[09/24/14 05:03:16] peta, endre, and DarwickAK [1175/2898] have team battled md5, Darwick, and Kiinga [723/2295] and won! 2 days, 18:52:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/14 11:15:40] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 14 damage. 0 days, 01:14:03 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 75.
[09/26/14 19:22:04] [Sanyi], m00, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/14 08:21:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 1 day, 05:46:54 toward level 75.
[09/28/14 10:57:49] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:11:38 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[09/28/14 17:08:25] DarwickAK [694/1064] has come upon kurvaanyad [568/1116] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 08:40:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/14 08:08:27] DarwickAK [82/1064] has come upon koszik [52/800] and rocked it! 0 days, 09:00:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/14 21:08:23] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:11 towards level 75.
[09/29/14 21:28:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:14:45 from level 75.
[09/30/14 00:16:07] DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, and endre [1813/3031] have team battled Sanyi, [Sanyi], and peta [898/2971] and won! 0 days, 01:53:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/14 04:25:58] md5, Darwick, and Kiinga [744/2295] have team battled peta, DarwickAK, and koszik [1011/2878] and lost! 0 days, 10:09:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/14 14:20:36] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:14:04 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[09/30/14 20:33:22] Joska, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/14 05:12:16] DarwickAK [268/1064] has come upon md5 [455/778] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 12:26:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/01/14 10:31:09] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 47 with their belt. 0 days, 01:15:49 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 76.
[10/02/14 14:02:52] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 48 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:15:37 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 76.
[10/03/14 04:55:17] Ajvorl, DarwickAK, koszik, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/14 05:00:07] koszik [598/800] has come upon DarwickAK [381/1064] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:01:08 is removed from koszik's clock.
[10/03/14 09:17:20] DarwickAK [307/1051] has come upon Ajvorl [323/848] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 16:42:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/03/14 09:20:22] DarwickAK [466/1051] has come upon Ajvorl [612/848] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 22:54:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/03/14 23:05:31] DarwickAK [126/1051] has come upon Edina [309/736] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 09:19:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/04/14 13:45:10] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 19:39:05 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[10/04/14 17:15:52] DarwickAK spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! DarwickAK's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/14 09:55:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 20:36:55 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[10/05/14 19:08:27] Reggie [359/1000] has come upon DarwickAK [409/1042] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:09:11 is added to Reggie's clock.
[10/06/14 07:31:04] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:01:43 towards level 76.
[10/06/14 13:13:23] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/14 06:08:28] DarwickAK [941/1042] has come upon Sanyi [580/874] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:55:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/07/14 16:08:27] m00 [827/970] has come upon DarwickAK [357/1042] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:24:29 is removed from m00's clock.
[10/07/14 18:08:44] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:00:25 from level 76.
[10/07/14 19:28:36] koszik, m00, and Darwick [1378/2675] have team battled DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and Joska [2264/2994] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/14 05:36:26] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:00:57 towards level 76.
[10/09/14 05:00:48] DarwickAK [312/1042] has come upon Joska [1052/1104] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:52:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/10/14 07:11:39] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:28:01 towards level 76.
[10/10/14 11:07:44] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:39:31 towards level 76.
[10/11/14 17:07:47] endre, DarwickAK, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/14 09:59:36] DarwickAK saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:35:53 from level 76.
[10/12/14 10:58:04] Edina, peta, and GDI [2364/2740] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and koszik [1815/2981] and won! 0 days, 16:10:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/14 08:36:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:08:32 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[10/15/14 01:38:29] Joska, peta, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/14 12:07:53] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:35:19 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[10/15/14 14:08:25] DarwickAK [521/1042] has come upon md5 [44/796] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:40:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/16/14 08:18:27] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 02:52:31 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[10/16/14 08:28:29] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:44 from level 76.
[10/18/14 02:11:28] koszik [527/853] has come upon DarwickAK [572/1042] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 23:11:28 is added to koszik's clock.
[10/18/14 08:09:53] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:41 towards level 76.
[10/18/14 20:41:46] Kiinga, DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/14 03:08:28] [Sanyi] [744/1089] has come upon DarwickAK [402/1042] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 17:52:49 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/19/14 11:44:36] DarwickAK [557/1042] has come upon CaptianObvious [1053/1068] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 14:50:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/21/14 03:05:28] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:37:42 from level 77.
[10/22/14 09:54:37] ape [160/258] has come upon DarwickAK [337/1042] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:39:34 is added to ape's clock.
[10/22/14 16:50:28] peta, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/14 22:08:28] DarwickAK [229/1042] has come upon Ajvorl [274/888] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 23:00:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/30/14 07:24:43] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:18:15 towards level 77.
[10/30/14 08:10:29] DarwickAK [177/1042] has come upon CaptianObvious [424/1062] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 09:47:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/30/14 12:57:46] DarwickAK sharpened the edge of his weapon! DarwickAK's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/14 13:10:29] Sanyi [338/877] has come upon DarwickAK [131/1060] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 12:06:49 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/31/14 05:28:01] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:27:13 towards level 77.
[10/31/14 14:43:15] Ajvorl [544/888] has come upon DarwickAK [35/1060] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 23:47:34 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[11/01/14 21:54:20] [Sanyi], Edina, Kiinga, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/14 06:15:17] DarwickAK [175/1060] has come upon [Sanyi] [804/1304] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 12:48:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/03/14 01:54:46] m00 [419/999] has come upon DarwickAK [1035/1060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to m00's clock.
[11/03/14 02:05:16] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:26:21 towards level 77.
[11/03/14 02:10:32] DarwickAK [4/1060] has come upon kurvaanyad [877/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:40:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/03/14 17:10:32] DarwickAK [113/1060] has come upon m00 [453/999] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 06:38:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/03/14 18:05:44] Ajvorl, Kiinga, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/14 08:10:04] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 02:53:12 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[11/04/14 10:39:40] koszik, Ajvorl, and Edina [307/2487] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and GDI [158/2772] and won! 1 day, 04:55:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/14 18:10:31] DarwickAK [751/1060] has come upon Reggie [298/1009] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:01:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/05/14 09:10:30] DarwickAK [602/1060] has come upon IRPGbot [765/1241] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 12:30:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/05/14 14:10:31] DarwickAK [918/1060] has come upon peta [215/1068] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 09:42:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/07/14 07:43:27] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 13:22:06 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[11/07/14 16:10:29] DarwickAK [321/1060] has come upon Edina [96/734] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 10:57:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/07/14 16:56:21] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:20:35 towards level 77.
[11/08/14 03:53:59] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 120 with their belt. 0 days, 01:16:57 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 77.
[11/09/14 20:11:19] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:41 towards level 77.
[11/11/14 00:10:30] DarwickAK [143/1060] has come upon Reggie [649/1009] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:51:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/11/14 20:10:29] DarwickAK [520/1060] has come upon Edina [8/734] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 11:36:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/12/14 18:10:25] DarwickAK [902/1060] has come upon Joska [1126/1141] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 04:56:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/13/14 13:13:34] kocka, endre, and DarwickAK [437/2933] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and CaptianObvious [3128/3243] and lost! 0 days, 08:59:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/14 17:10:28] DarwickAK [992/1071] has come upon Joska [997/1141] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 06:26:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/15/14 15:55:22] DarwickAK [455/1071] has come upon IRPGbot [50/1249] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:00:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/16/14 06:18:45] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:46:03 towards level 77.
[11/16/14 15:58:33] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:13 towards level 77.
[11/16/14 16:15:35] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and Edina [1784/3110] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK [2257/3076] and lost! 0 days, 05:56:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/14 09:38:10] m00 [1013/1086] has come upon DarwickAK [259/1066] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 04:40:10 is removed from m00's clock.
[11/18/14 23:41:01] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:44:31 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[11/18/14 23:55:25] CaptianObvious [673/1068] has come upon DarwickAK [304/1066] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 12:21:22 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/19/14 14:47:05] Darwick, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [365/3323] have team battled CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [1993/3021] and lost! 1 day, 00:29:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/14 14:55:23] DarwickAK [767/1066] has come upon [Sanyi] [420/1307] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:33:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/20/14 05:55:24] DarwickAK [461/1069] has come upon m00 [169/843] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 12:56:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/20/14 10:55:25] Ajvorl [445/882] has come upon DarwickAK [893/1069] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:04:16 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[11/21/14 23:14:23] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:19:52 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[11/22/14 20:43:06] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:51 towards level 77.
[11/23/14 06:58:30] DarwickAK [824/1069] has come upon gyilkos [383/1114] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 18:20:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/23/14 08:55:24] DarwickAK [921/1069] has come upon Sanyi [4/887] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 05:41:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/23/14 09:36:06] DarwickAK [587/1069] has come upon Ajvorl [380/915] and rocked it! 6 days, 07:26:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/23/14 18:49:11] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:15:45 towards level 78.
[11/23/14 19:25:49] Reggie, Darwick, and Sanyi [2580/2817] have team battled DarwickAK, Kiinga, and m00 [1965/2623] and won! 0 days, 02:40:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/14 06:47:50] koszik [831/851] has come upon DarwickAK [1037/1069] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 00:13:59 is added to koszik's clock.
[11/26/14 11:50:07] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [562/3251] have team battled GDI, [Sanyi], and kurvaanyad [1674/3506] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/14 03:55:23] Darwick [369/905] has come upon DarwickAK [513/1069] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 22:26:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/29/14 04:55:24] DarwickAK [264/1069] has come upon Joska [1125/1142] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 01:57:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/29/14 06:53:02] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:41:46 towards level 78.
[11/30/14 01:43:42] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 06:16:10 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[11/30/14 05:55:23] DarwickAK [373/1077] has come upon [Sanyi] [576/1307] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 11:47:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/01/14 01:34:51] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 97 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:17:06 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 78.
[12/01/14 21:50:02] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:31:41 towards level 78.
[12/02/14 08:18:33] DarwickAK [687/1077] has come upon [Sanyi] [731/1307] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 09:55:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/02/14 10:08:38] Luke [235/465] has come upon DarwickAK [38/1077] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:43:06 is removed from Luke's clock.
[12/02/14 12:29:29] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:48:15 from level 78.
[12/02/14 17:55:25] DarwickAK [658/1077] has come upon md5 [247/1079] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 13:30:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/02/14 17:55:25] DarwickAK has dealt md5 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:57:24 is added to md5's clock.
[12/02/14 21:36:27] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 21:39:09 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[12/03/14 01:17:00] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 21:57:13 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[12/03/14 08:55:22] DarwickAK [410/1077] has come upon m00 [195/870] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 18:06:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/03/14 21:27:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 21:55:48 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[12/04/14 19:55:22] kurvaanyad [1081/1161] has come upon DarwickAK [282/1077] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:51:06 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/05/14 00:59:06] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:43:46 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[12/06/14 02:55:54] m00, gyilkos, Edina, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/14 06:55:22] Darwick [508/881] has come upon DarwickAK [451/1077] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:19:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/06/14 11:55:25] DarwickAK [748/1077] has come upon koszik [592/855] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/06/14 21:00:47] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 70 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:17:14 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 78.
[12/07/14 12:24:29] DarwickAK [114/1077] has come upon CaptianObvious [255/1069] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 19:38:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/07/14 22:55:22] DarwickAK [143/1077] has come upon CaptianObvious [1055/1069] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 10:56:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/07/14 23:15:15] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:48:38 from level 79.
[12/08/14 05:13:46] kocka, endre, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/14 15:33:00] Luke [330/564] has come upon DarwickAK [915/1077] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Luke's clock.
[12/09/14 00:08:15] Ajvorl, peta, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/14 15:53:41] DarwickAK slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! DarwickAK's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/11/14 11:49:02] md5, Reggie, and Luke [2178/2706] have team battled m00, Kiinga, and DarwickAK [249/2646] and won! 0 days, 05:28:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/14 21:55:25] GDI [352/1022] has come upon DarwickAK [545/1068] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 06:20:50 is added to GDI's clock.
[12/11/14 23:56:42] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 19:26:51 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/12/14 12:55:22] DarwickAK [749/1068] has come upon kocka [682/1039] and rocked it! 5 days, 06:11:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/12/14 20:07:11] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:32:24 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/13/14 19:05:38] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:30:10 from level 79.
[12/13/14 22:45:13] DarwickAK got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:27:05 from level 79.
[12/14/14 02:32:21] Edina, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [148/3154] have team battled peta, kocka, and Kiinga [2537/2752] and lost! 1 day, 15:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/14 18:12:41] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/14 19:49:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 12:39:11 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/16/14 04:23:41] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:12:53 towards level 79.
[12/16/14 23:12:15] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 106. 0 days, 01:18:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 79.
[12/18/14 01:23:37] DarwickAK [570/1068] has come upon Reggie [198/1016] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:27:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/18/14 05:19:34] GDI, Edina, and DarwickAK [1348/2869] have team battled Ajvorl, gyilkos, and Kiinga [135/3034] and won! 1 day, 05:55:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 16:24:53] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:58 towards level 79.
[12/19/14 13:42:00] DarwickAK [486/1068] has come upon [Sanyi] [1180/1362] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:58:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/20/14 02:20:34] kurvaanyad [645/1161] has come upon DarwickAK [1032/1068] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 06:43:13 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/20/14 16:07:35] koszik, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad [3195/3320] have team battled endre, CaptianObvious, and peta [490/2887] and won! 0 days, 16:40:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/14 18:56:04] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:50:02 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/20/14 21:58:21] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:05 towards level 79.
[12/21/14 21:55:23] DarwickAK [408/1068] has come upon Darwick [411/885] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:19:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/23/14 07:28:32] DarwickAK [168/1068] has come upon Reggie [136/1016] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/23/14 22:09:51] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 7. 0 days, 01:19:12 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 80.
[12/24/14 09:55:21] DarwickAK [156/1068] has come upon kocka [607/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 03:00:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/25/14 06:11:29] d-__-b [173/538] has come upon DarwickAK [976/1068] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[12/26/14 01:55:24] kocka [357/1039] has come upon DarwickAK [539/1068] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 03:46:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/26/14 21:55:25] Luke [128/585] has come upon DarwickAK [280/1068] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to Luke's clock.
[12/27/14 23:56:21] Joska, kurvaanyad, and gyilkos [2477/3274] have team battled DarwickAK, m00, and d-__-b [2338/2497] and won! 2 days, 17:32:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/14 05:19:05] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:56:08 towards level 80.
[12/28/14 08:55:25] [Sanyi] [789/1362] has come upon DarwickAK [669/1068] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 04:25:15 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/28/14 13:55:25] koszik [842/1142] has come upon DarwickAK [672/1068] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 14:16:03 is removed from koszik's clock.
[12/28/14 23:30:31] d-__-b, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga [709/2353] have team battled m00, Edina, and DarwickAK [2352/2732] and lost! 0 days, 00:51:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/14 04:19:53] Joska, Edina, DarwickAK, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/14 09:25:16] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:13:27 towards level 80.
[12/29/14 10:19:14] CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and Reggie [567/3173] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and Edina [983/2841] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/14 12:32:28] Reggie, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad [732/3245] have team battled d-__-b, lqx, and Sanyi [777/1864] and lost! 2 days, 18:57:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/14 19:55:23] DarwickAK [179/1068] has come upon Kiinga [479/643] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 13:27:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/30/14 07:45:36] DarwickAK [998/1068] has come upon Edina [579/789] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 16:10:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/31/14 17:17:40] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 01:29:15 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/01/15 17:55:24] DarwickAK [1042/1068] has come upon Sanyi [366/912] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 05:24:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/01/15 20:49:17] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:43:36 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/02/15 20:40:16] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 11:46:46 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/02/15 21:05:46] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:03:58 towards level 80.
[01/03/15 04:24:45] Ajvorl, Joska, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/15 01:47:26] endre, lqx, and DarwickAK [445/2402] have team battled Darwick, kocka, and m00 [949/2828] and lost! 0 days, 06:05:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/15 07:34:13] DarwickAK [137/1068] has come upon lqx [47/487] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 18:37:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/04/15 08:24:11] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:05 towards level 80.
[01/04/15 09:47:40] DarwickAK saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:34:48 from level 80.
[01/05/15 05:38:16] Joska, Reggie, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/15 06:55:22] DarwickAK [350/1068] has come upon Edina [167/789] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 20:59:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/05/15 16:55:24] Luke [51/586] has come upon DarwickAK [144/1068] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:00:09 is added to Luke's clock.
[01/07/15 08:44:53] Joska, m00, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/15 08:55:26] DarwickAK [576/1068] has come upon endre [20/847] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:08:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/08/15 04:57:24] GDI [5/1016] has come upon DarwickAK [363/1068] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:34:43 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/08/15 12:58:04] DarwickAK [716/1068] has come upon GDI [898/1016] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 00:26:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/08/15 19:46:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 22:07:09 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[01/09/15 20:57:27] GDI [685/1016] has come upon DarwickAK [599/1068] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 16:54:15 is removed from GDI's clock.
[01/10/15 02:44:26] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:37:25 towards level 81.
[01/10/15 19:28:35] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 23 days, 04:13:39 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[01/11/15 15:33:05] DarwickAK [325/1068] has come upon GDI [566/1016] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 23:43:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/11/15 15:34:40] DarwickAK [139/1068] has come upon GDI [631/1016] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:53:41 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/13/15 01:27:00] gyilkos [991/1279] has come upon DarwickAK [104/1068] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:06:07 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/13/15 14:57:26] DarwickAK [777/1068] has come upon Darwick [570/909] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 11:53:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/13/15 14:57:26] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 72 set of leggings! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 48 set of leggings to Darwick.
[01/14/15 09:21:25] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:13:56 towards level 81.
[01/15/15 22:06:37] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:51:05 towards level 81.
[01/16/15 17:57:23] DarwickAK [726/1092] has come upon IRPGbot [1075/1294] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 03:02:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/17/15 03:11:17] DarwickAK [627/1092] has come upon Sanyi [354/912] and rocked it! 4 days, 03:24:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/17/15 04:17:23] GDI, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi [2103/2977] have team battled kurvaanyad, m00, and DarwickAK [2343/3138] and lost! 6 days, 19:33:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/15 18:16:51] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 10:55:45 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[01/19/15 00:57:23] Sanyi [840/912] has come upon DarwickAK [978/1092] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 21:54:29 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/19/15 18:03:21] kocka [512/1086] has come upon DarwickAK [579/1092] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 17:16:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/20/15 14:18:23] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 08:11:22 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[01/21/15 17:57:24] DarwickAK [994/1092] has come upon [Sanyi] [847/1337] and rocked it! 2 days, 02:37:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/21/15 22:57:24] d-__-b [165/608] has come upon DarwickAK [540/1092] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:56:20 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[01/22/15 17:40:59] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 07:17:07 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[01/23/15 17:31:59] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:14:59 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[01/23/15 19:57:27] DarwickAK [409/1092] has come upon m00 [205/883] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 02:43:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/24/15 18:53:50] DarwickAK [498/1092] has come upon endre [236/868] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 17:17:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/25/15 02:33:56] [Sanyi] [1230/1406] has come upon DarwickAK [253/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 10:28:23 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/25/15 03:37:00] Darwick [210/883] has come upon DarwickAK [257/1092] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 03:07:55 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/25/15 11:57:23] Edina [432/807] has come upon DarwickAK [386/1092] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 06:44:29 is removed from Edina's clock.
[01/25/15 17:14:11] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 92 with their belt. 0 days, 01:20:34 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 81.
[01/26/15 02:57:26] koszik [605/1129] has come upon DarwickAK [692/1092] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 00:29:37 is added to koszik's clock.
[01/26/15 13:24:45] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:57:07 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[01/26/15 15:02:57] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and m00 [2536/3381] have team battled GDI, Kiinga, and koszik [396/2979] and won! 0 days, 05:47:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/15 13:15:49] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:09:01 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[01/27/15 14:03:12] DarwickAK [394/1092] has come upon koszik [876/1129] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 19:55:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/15 15:13:37] m00, Edina, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/15 22:49:58] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:49:25 towards level 82.
[01/27/15 23:33:08] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:06:01 towards level 82.
[01/28/15 16:47:22] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 76. 0 days, 01:21:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 82.
[01/28/15 19:55:39] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:24:53 towards level 82.
[01/29/15 16:14:35] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:21:38 towards level 82.
[01/29/15 17:36:09] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:37:51 towards level 82.
[01/29/15 17:39:00] GDI, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [1066/3514] have team battled Joska, Sanyi, and Kiinga [1782/2742] and lost! 1 day, 22:17:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/15 18:13:46] [Sanyi], m00, and DarwickAK [299/3381] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and GDI [1164/2990] and lost! 0 days, 17:56:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/15 18:44:03] Reggie [508/1023] has come upon DarwickAK [332/1092] and rocked it! 5 days, 02:40:54 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[01/31/15 22:13:31] Joska, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/15 04:32:34] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:16:56 from level 82.
[02/01/15 09:37:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 20 days, 11:11:09 toward level 82.
[02/01/15 13:05:47] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:28:09 from level 82.
[02/01/15 19:44:02] DarwickAK [819/1092] has come upon Edina [695/807] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 03:05:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/02/15 10:44:02] DarwickAK [908/1092] has come upon Joska [574/990] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 17:22:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/03/15 19:49:51] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 03:34:24 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[02/04/15 01:31:13] Ajvorl, m00, Edina, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/15 04:40:04] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka [1285/3504] have team battled endre, GDI, and d-__-b [729/2658] and won! 0 days, 12:16:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/15 04:43:29] [Sanyi] [865/1421] has come upon DarwickAK [594/1092] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 15:16:23 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/04/15 16:00:22] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 08:18:11 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[02/05/15 19:31:56] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:21:48 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[02/05/15 21:04:51] DarwickAK [534/1092] has come upon gyilkos [722/1279] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 22:33:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/05/15 21:18:02] DarwickAK [526/1092] has come upon d-__-b [220/632] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 14:43:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/07/15 03:03:05] DarwickAK [797/1092] has come upon Joska [824/990] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 14:51:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/07/15 10:44:02] Edina [289/807] has come upon DarwickAK [794/1092] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 17:13:25 is added to Edina's clock.
[02/07/15 17:40:53] koszik [1010/1129] has come upon DarwickAK [1025/1092] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:43:27 is added to koszik's clock.
[02/08/15 16:44:02] peta [965/1036] has come upon DarwickAK [1077/1092] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 20:49:28 is added to peta's clock.
[02/08/15 23:59:10] Joska, m00, Reggie, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/15 02:44:03] d-__-b [362/646] has come upon DarwickAK [193/1092] and rocked it! 0 days, 15:57:28 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[02/09/15 03:36:40] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:34:59 from level 83.
[02/10/15 19:46:00] m00, DarwickAK, and kocka [495/3117] have team battled Darwick, lqx, and d-__-b [939/2103] and lost! 0 days, 22:54:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/15 14:44:02] Ajvorl [925/1113] has come upon DarwickAK [760/1092] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:34:06 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[02/11/15 19:44:02] Darwick [472/892] has come upon DarwickAK [165/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 01:08:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/12/15 06:58:49] endre [727/912] has come upon DarwickAK [297/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 10:28:23 is removed from endre's clock.
[02/12/15 10:43:55] Edina, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [1733/3127] have team battled endre, DarwickAK, and peta [635/3243] and won! 0 days, 02:17:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/15 14:39:37] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 165 damage. 0 days, 01:22:06 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 83.
[02/14/15 14:30:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 18:36:13 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[02/14/15 22:44:03] gyilkos [77/1279] has come upon DarwickAK [374/1092] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 10:11:21 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/15/15 18:22:23] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], Sanyi, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/15 18:43:59] Darwick [114/892] has come upon DarwickAK [92/1092] and rocked it! 2 days, 21:18:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/15/15 23:44:03] DarwickAK [256/1092] has come upon d-__-b [489/646] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 19:02:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/16/15 15:17:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 2 days, 22:40:03 toward level 83.
[02/18/15 05:57:12] d-__-b [284/646] has come upon DarwickAK [546/1092] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:15:47 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[02/18/15 16:57:14] lqx, Ajvorl, and Joska [517/2721] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and GDI [2686/3038] and lost! 0 days, 12:01:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/15 01:00:55] DarwickAK [816/1092] has come upon peta [308/1036] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 20:31:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/20/15 08:44:03] DarwickAK [637/1092] has come upon Joska [827/993] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 21:31:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/21/15 02:44:00] kurvaanyad, endre, DarwickAK, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/15 23:47:30] [Sanyi], gyilkos, d-__-b, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/15 05:44:02] Sanyi [513/918] has come upon DarwickAK [725/1092] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 10:13:27 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/22/15 09:45:28] Darwick, Joska, and GDI [2908/2987] have team battled David, DarwickAK, and Reggie [1325/2562] and won! 0 days, 08:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/15 13:10:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:57:21 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[02/23/15 16:50:50] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 116 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:22:23 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 83.
[02/23/15 21:44:02] DarwickAK [219/1092] has come upon gyilkos [545/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:07:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/24/15 02:44:03] kocka [1144/1205] has come upon DarwickAK [890/1092] and rocked it! 4 days, 22:36:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/24/15 13:01:22] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 29 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:22:45 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 83.
[02/25/15 02:08:37] DarwickAK [371/1092] has come upon Edina [21/807] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 11:39:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/25/15 12:52:12] d-__-b, gyilkos, and Joska [76/3071] have team battled DarwickAK, endre, and kocka [376/3351] and lost! 0 days, 18:04:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/15 12:43:20] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 02:50:40 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[02/26/15 14:44:03] Sanyi [412/918] has come upon DarwickAK [980/1092] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:09:02 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/26/15 21:33:27] DarwickAK [715/1092] has come upon kurvaanyad [722/1176] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 10:08:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/27/15 12:58:11] DarwickAK [679/1092] has come upon Joska [342/993] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:30:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/28/15 02:50:32] gyilkos [106/1281] has come upon DarwickAK [211/1092] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 06:28:48 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/28/15 10:27:04] gyilkos, lqx, and CaptianObvious [400/2951] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Reggie [1647/3035] and lost! 0 days, 21:03:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/15 08:49:53] d-__-b [108/823] has come upon DarwickAK [425/1092] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[03/02/15 11:20:16] DarwickAK [236/1092] has come upon Kiinga [545/915] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/04/15 05:44:01] d-__-b [42/823] has come upon DarwickAK [291/1092] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 07:29:26 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[03/04/15 18:23:33] endre, Ajvorl, and m00 [580/3065] have team battled [Sanyi], Sanyi, and DarwickAK [3157/3422] and lost! 1 day, 23:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/15 20:31:04] David [241/605] has come upon DarwickAK [473/1092] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to David's clock.
[03/05/15 21:44:00] DarwickAK [774/1092] has come upon David [96/639] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 16:57:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/06/15 02:44:02] Ajvorl [722/1168] has come upon DarwickAK [792/1092] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 16:38:50 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[03/06/15 05:08:29] kocka [666/1201] has come upon DarwickAK [56/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:39:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/07/15 19:57:38] Reggie, CaptianObvious, and peta [2287/3114] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Edina [1831/2821] and won! 1 day, 20:57:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/15 03:40:48] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:44:56 from level 84.
[03/08/15 14:54:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 20:03:23 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[03/09/15 02:34:54] DarwickAK [242/1092] has come upon kocka [265/1201] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 19:58:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/09/15 15:44:01] Edina [651/806] has come upon DarwickAK [711/1092] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 10:55:10 is added to Edina's clock.
[03/09/15 18:39:39] DarwickAK, David, and CaptianObvious [513/2820] have team battled d-__-b, Darwick, and Sanyi [1477/2861] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/15 19:18:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 06:05:57 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[03/10/15 16:43:48] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:33:36 towards level 84.
[03/10/15 16:44:02] DarwickAK [1073/1092] has come upon gyilkos [674/1281] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 21:22:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/15 09:47:00] Joska, Edina, and Sanyi [661/2858] have team battled DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and peta [312/3069] and won! 1 day, 05:53:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/15 20:08:09] Ajvorl [310/1168] has come upon DarwickAK [239/1092] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[03/12/15 02:31:51] DarwickAK [614/1092] has come upon Sanyi [453/1059] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 02:05:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/12/15 11:01:47] DarwickAK [277/1092] has come upon kurvaanyad [1024/1182] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:34:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/13/15 04:44:00] DarwickAK [543/1092] has come upon kocka [962/1201] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 01:03:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/13/15 21:54:42] Reggie, d-__-b, endre, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/15 21:54:46] DarwickAK [379/1092] has come upon endre [205/1014] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 06:36:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/14/15 05:43:59] Reggie [22/1044] has come upon DarwickAK [631/1092] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:17:38 is added to Reggie's clock.
[03/14/15 17:01:48] m00, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/15 17:11:42] DarwickAK sharpened the edge of his weapon! DarwickAK's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/15 16:44:00] Reggie [13/1044] has come upon DarwickAK [216/1112] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 22:31:08 is added to Reggie's clock.
[03/16/15 15:37:22] Sanyi, gyilkos, and Darwick [1987/3239] have team battled endre, DarwickAK, and d-__-b [2126/3039] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/15 15:53:15] DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, and Joska [2047/3287] have team battled Reggie, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [1053/3494] and won! 2 days, 05:22:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/15 20:51:01] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:27:18 towards level 84.
[03/18/15 02:26:21] DarwickAK EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:49 from level 84.
[03/18/15 19:44:02] DarwickAK [170/1112] has come upon Kiinga [606/991] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:17:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/19/15 00:44:03] Ajvorl [657/1168] has come upon DarwickAK [654/1112] and rocked it! 3 days, 02:15:01 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[03/19/15 14:08:32] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 22:27:28 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[03/21/15 02:44:01] [Sanyi] [467/1351] has come upon DarwickAK [863/1112] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:42:08 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/21/15 20:14:06] peta, d-__-b, and DarwickAK [1009/2929] have team battled m00, GDI, and Reggie [3146/3217] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/15 22:43:59] DarwickAK [678/1112] has come upon GDI [1/1289] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:59:38 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/22/15 17:22:24] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:19:57 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[03/23/15 07:56:47] gyilkos, Kiinga, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/15 23:46:53] DarwickAK [1065/1112] has come upon [Sanyi] [1332/1351] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 10:02:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/24/15 15:44:01] DarwickAK [781/1112] has come upon David [207/639] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 21:40:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/24/15 21:07:19] DarwickAK, d-__-b, and Sanyi [698/3110] have team battled lejah, Ajvorl, and [Sanyi] [1265/3435] and lost! 5 days, 01:50:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/15 07:44:02] d-__-b [439/939] has come upon DarwickAK [458/1112] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 23:18:11 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[03/26/15 12:44:00] Darwick [498/920] has come upon DarwickAK [940/1112] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:34:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/27/15 05:14:42] lejah, peta, DarwickAK, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/15 23:28:28] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:49:59 towards level 85.
[03/28/15 01:36:30] kocka, d-__-b, and CaptianObvious [829/3266] have team battled peta, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [1042/3063] and lost! 5 days, 13:39:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/15 04:44:02] DarwickAK [326/1112] has come upon GDI [152/1281] and rocked it! 9 days, 15:54:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/29/15 09:08:36] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:00:36 towards level 85.
[03/29/15 14:24:25] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:29:47 towards level 85.
[03/30/15 02:42:09] DarwickAK [491/1112] has come upon m00 [188/880] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 15:01:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/30/15 07:08:07] DarwickAK [604/1112] has come upon Kiinga [668/999] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 15:10:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/30/15 11:54:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 16 days, 09:20:25 toward level 85.
[03/30/15 17:10:56] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 13:12:23 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[03/30/15 19:12:31] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:49:21 towards level 85.
[03/30/15 22:44:04] kocka [1160/1212] has come upon DarwickAK [607/1112] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 14:06:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/31/15 17:01:56] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 177. 0 days, 01:24:49 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 85.
[03/31/15 20:56:25] DarwickAK [401/1112] has come upon kurvaanyad [400/1182] and rocked it! 1 day, 12:13:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/15 23:44:02] DarwickAK [937/1112] has come upon Reggie [506/1042] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:59:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/01/15 03:27:36] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:21:45 from level 85.
[04/01/15 18:16:36] DarwickAK [119/1112] has come upon kurvaanyad [78/1182] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 21:58:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/01/15 19:34:08] DarwickAK [541/1112] has come upon kurvaanyad [277/1182] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 17:19:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/03/15 18:46:32] Joska, GDI, d-__-b, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/15 06:52:05] d-__-b [250/929] has come upon DarwickAK [1/1112] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 22:28:01 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[04/04/15 11:20:51] DarwickAK [75/1112] has come upon m00 [218/910] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 06:28:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/04/15 12:43:59] Joska [295/1015] has come upon DarwickAK [510/1112] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:47:36 is added to Joska's clock.
[04/05/15 00:19:00] DarwickAK lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 02:53:11 from level 86.
[04/06/15 12:27:45] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 12:37:51 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[04/06/15 16:08:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 00:13:18 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[04/07/15 00:44:01] [Sanyi] [280/1351] has come upon DarwickAK [966/1112] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 13:40:08 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/07/15 10:22:58] lejah, Joska, and DarwickAK [10/3065] have team battled peta, GDI, and Darwick [1210/3098] and lost! 0 days, 17:26:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/15 15:44:01] DarwickAK [1052/1112] has come upon [Sanyi] [435/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 02:53:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/07/15 17:35:06] Darwick, Kiinga, and DarwickAK [1826/3038] have team battled GDI, gyilkos, and Joska [2857/3575] and lost! 1 day, 12:35:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/15 00:54:14] DarwickAK [361/1112] has come upon lqx [174/634] and rocked it! 7 days, 05:11:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/08/15 12:18:30] lqx [372/638] has come upon DarwickAK [899/1112] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:27:15 is added to lqx's clock.
[04/10/15 03:44:02] DarwickAK [308/1112] has come upon kocka [402/1212] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 07:23:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/10/15 15:25:42] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:54:59 towards level 86.
[04/11/15 08:23:39] m00, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/15 09:45:01] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:04:13 towards level 86.
[04/13/15 21:44:03] DarwickAK [146/1112] has come upon koszik [403/1309] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 05:32:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/14/15 11:16:32] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 8. 0 days, 01:25:37 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 86.
[04/14/15 12:44:01] CaptianObvious [353/1120] has come upon DarwickAK [875/1112] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:14:39 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/14/15 22:53:11] DarwickAK left his weapon out in the rain to rust! DarwickAK's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/15 08:30:52] DarwickAK [738/1089] has come upon [Sanyi] [192/1343] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 05:44:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/15 08:44:01] DarwickAK [681/1089] has come upon Darwick [334/927] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 11:29:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/15 09:28:29] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:25:19 from level 86.
[04/15/15 11:07:32] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 22:30:32 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[04/16/15 19:44:03] DarwickAK [102/1089] has come upon Joska [954/994] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 11:09:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/15 05:44:00] endre [986/1252] has come upon DarwickAK [38/1089] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 04:56:27 is removed from endre's clock.
[04/17/15 09:55:55] DarwickAK died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:58:13 from level 86.
[04/17/15 14:30:06] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 09:50:26 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[04/17/15 18:27:34] GDI, kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/15 14:21:07] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 03:37:38 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[04/18/15 17:55:50] DarwickAK died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:21:49 from level 86.
[04/19/15 15:08:44] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:28:01 towards level 86.
[04/20/15 03:44:01] Joska [381/994] has come upon DarwickAK [245/1089] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 13:05:50 is removed from Joska's clock.
[04/20/15 08:44:02] m00 [66/910] has come upon DarwickAK [512/1089] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:02:04 is added to m00's clock.
[04/20/15 14:03:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 09:11:32 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[04/20/15 19:52:07] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:45 towards level 86.
[04/21/15 08:54:43] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:03:26 from level 86.
[04/21/15 12:12:11] peta, Reggie, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/15 13:54:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:12:39 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[04/21/15 19:43:59] Sanyi [10/1106] has come upon DarwickAK [173/1089] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 11:45:11 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/22/15 08:34:17] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:40 towards level 86.
[04/22/15 13:08:06] m00, gyilkos, Edina, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/23/15 12:31:51] GDI, Reggie, Edina, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/23/15 14:20:37] DarwickAK [555/1089] has come upon Edina [222/811] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:17:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/24/15 00:08:43] DarwickAK [723/1089] has come upon Joska [216/981] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 05:40:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/25/15 03:44:00] koszik [964/1320] has come upon DarwickAK [1016/1089] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 10:53:57 is added to koszik's clock.
[04/25/15 13:17:48] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:47:16 towards level 87.
[04/25/15 14:57:09] d-__-b, Joska, and endre [1516/2953] have team battled gyilkos, Kiinga, and DarwickAK [2980/3437] and lost! 0 days, 10:13:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/15 23:37:08] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:23:20 towards level 87.
[04/26/15 04:37:37] Joska, [Sanyi], d-__-b, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/15 09:29:07] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 16:03:01 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[04/27/15 20:44:01] DarwickAK [173/1089] has come upon David [353/657] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 00:34:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/28/15 06:44:01] DarwickAK [102/1089] has come upon lejah [528/977] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 08:34:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/28/15 19:14:33] wabbit_ [248/251] has come upon DarwickAK [474/1089] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[04/28/15 21:44:02] CaptianObvious [883/1120] has come upon DarwickAK [964/1089] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 20:03:27 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/29/15 12:42:34] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 330 with their belt. 0 days, 01:26:02 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 87.
[04/29/15 16:33:27] kocka, endre, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/15 22:37:20] Reggie, DarwickAK, and m00 [2041/3045] have team battled David, Ajvorl, and koszik [423/3138] and won! 4 days, 19:53:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/15 19:12:43] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and m00 [447/3343] have team battled lqx, Reggie, and GDI [2447/2996] and lost! 2 days, 03:36:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/15 08:44:07] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 20:15:55 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[05/01/15 16:51:44] GDI, DarwickAK, and d-__-b [244/3062] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and peta [845/2914] and lost! 3 days, 16:28:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/15 21:36:00] DarwickAK [196/1089] has come upon d-__-b [303/694] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 18:05:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/02/15 04:32:30] GDI, d-__-b, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/15 12:15:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:55:25 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[05/02/15 20:44:02] DarwickAK [1020/1096] has come upon kurvaanyad [992/1171] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 06:55:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/03/15 01:44:01] koszik [645/1320] has come upon DarwickAK [616/1096] and rocked it! 6 days, 13:28:55 is removed from koszik's clock.
[05/03/15 10:03:58] lejah, CaptianObvious, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/15 11:43:59] DarwickAK [817/1096] has come upon lqx [26/689] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 01:19:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/04/15 11:57:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 06:40:29 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[05/04/15 12:44:03] DarwickAK [821/1096] has come upon kocka [175/1159] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:18:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/04/15 12:44:03] In the fierce battle, kocka dropped his level 416 weapon! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 198 weapon to kocka.
[05/05/15 04:00:22] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], Edina, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/15 07:48:58] Darwick [837/935] has come upon DarwickAK [39/1321] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 23:57:25 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/05/15 20:42:30] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:32 towards level 87.
[05/07/15 07:50:21] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 35 with their belt. 0 days, 01:26:07 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 87.
[05/07/15 20:44:00] DarwickAK [740/1321] has come upon gyilkos [148/1338] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:07:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/15 11:22:04] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:12:47 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[05/08/15 12:19:12] DarwickAK was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:54 from level 87.
[05/08/15 14:45:33] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], and endre [3402/3496] have team battled DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Joska [10/3648] and won! 0 days, 07:46:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/15 14:55:27] DarwickAK [628/1321] has come upon IRPGbot [1063/1322] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 17:14:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/15 15:23:25] kocka [311/919] has come upon DarwickAK [521/1321] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:28:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/08/15 15:25:36] kocka [504/919] has come upon DarwickAK [340/1321] and rocked it! 1 day, 23:57:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/08/15 16:44:12] DarwickAK, kocka, and David [1127/2897] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and endre [427/3798] and won! 1 day, 11:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/15 07:32:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 32 days, 06:12:58 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[05/09/15 15:41:20] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:20:12 towards level 88.
[05/10/15 10:30:26] lejah [775/1008] has come upon DarwickAK [151/1321] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:13:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/10/15 23:43:59] DarwickAK [382/1321] has come upon d-__-b [396/699] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 10:06:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/15 09:30:20] kocka, DarwickAK, David, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/15 15:44:00] DarwickAK [606/1321] has come upon IRPGbot [309/1322] and rocked it! 6 days, 20:10:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/13/15 01:44:03] DarwickAK [231/1321] has come upon lejah [206/1008] and rocked it! 5 days, 09:20:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/13/15 09:22:06] DarwickAK [907/1321] has come upon Ajvorl [802/1179] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 14:39:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/13/15 16:44:02] Ajvorl [411/1179] has come upon DarwickAK [577/1321] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 04:24:17 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[05/13/15 19:57:22] lejah [672/1011] has come upon DarwickAK [889/1321] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 11:29:35 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/13/15 21:44:02] d-__-b [226/699] has come upon DarwickAK [776/1321] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:15:31 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[05/14/15 06:47:55] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 16:45:09 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[05/14/15 10:28:33] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 96. 0 days, 01:27:50 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 88.
[05/15/15 06:39:11] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:40:10 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[05/15/15 09:23:35] Edina [506/808] has come upon DarwickAK [587/1321] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 07:14:38 is added to Edina's clock.
[05/15/15 13:28:02] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and GDI [3173/3702] have team battled kocka, Joska, and gyilkos [330/3242] and won! 0 days, 03:53:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/15 15:32:02] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:24 towards level 88.
[05/15/15 17:56:03] wabbit_, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/15 20:46:50] DarwickAK, wabbit_, and endre [269/3306] have team battled CaptianObvious, koszik, and David [2348/3097] and lost! 0 days, 03:49:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/15 00:37:38] DarwickAK [364/1321] has come upon wabbit_ [161/696] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 10:45:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/16/15 09:44:02] DarwickAK [980/1321] has come upon m00 [196/910] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:32:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/17/15 06:38:47] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:54:35 from level 88.
[05/18/15 12:21:01] peta, Ajvorl, and gyilkos [1523/3403] have team battled Edina, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [513/3099] and won! 0 days, 07:20:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/15 16:44:03] DarwickAK [901/1321] has come upon koszik [850/1285] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:25:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/19/15 09:22:44] DarwickAK [622/1321] has come upon gyilkos [969/1339] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 09:09:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/19/15 14:13:38] Joska, GDI, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/15 05:54:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 20:46:29 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[05/20/15 09:35:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 11:44:11 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[05/20/15 19:03:18] DarwickAK, Joska, and [Sanyi] [2721/3361] have team battled Edina, Sanyi, and GDI [2686/3218] and won! 1 day, 06:39:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/15 05:36:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 00:03:19 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[05/23/15 01:43:59] DarwickAK [1128/1321] has come upon kocka [550/919] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 01:48:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/23/15 03:37:07] lejah [510/1011] has come upon DarwickAK [715/1321] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 21:38:38 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/24/15 05:19:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:01:07 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[05/24/15 05:19:15] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 83. 0 days, 01:28:01 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 89.
[05/25/15 00:32:04] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and koszik [643/3777] have team battled lejah, Reggie, and kocka [2917/2981] and lost! 0 days, 11:17:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/15 02:01:08] peta, koszik, and lejah [76/3181] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Darwick [968/3559] and lost! 2 days, 20:51:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/15 09:33:06] DarwickAK, Edina, and koszik [3011/3421] have team battled lejah, Reggie, and endre [1646/3323] and won! 1 day, 18:38:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/15 00:13:08] [Sanyi], wabbit_, Edina, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/15 14:14:52] DarwickAK, wabbit_, and lejah [878/3114] have team battled Reggie, Darwick, and Ajvorl [1490/3418] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/15 19:44:02] gyilkos [997/1339] has come upon DarwickAK [289/1321] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 05:44:28 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/27/15 04:52:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 23:59:49 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[05/27/15 18:23:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 2 days, 17:13:13 toward level 89.
[05/27/15 20:55:56] kocka [181/925] has come upon DarwickAK [1062/1321] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:08:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/28/15 03:15:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 02:39:23 toward level 89.
[05/28/15 04:43:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:28:05 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[05/29/15 02:44:01] DarwickAK [647/1321] has come upon gyilkos [164/1339] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:29:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/29/15 10:43:33] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:58 towards level 89.
[05/29/15 17:58:01] DarwickAK [173/1321] has come upon Joska [843/980] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 17:02:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/30/15 06:02:35] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 11:40:47 from level 90.
[05/30/15 08:05:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 21:20:51 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[05/30/15 08:05:59] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 1. 0 days, 01:29:52 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 90.
[05/30/15 19:23:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 34 days, 05:19:59 toward level 90.
[05/30/15 22:14:27] lejah, Reggie, Edina, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/15 23:43:59] Reggie [105/1059] has come upon DarwickAK [424/1321] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:50:45 is added to Reggie's clock.
[05/31/15 19:44:01] DarwickAK [589/1321] has come upon koszik [822/1285] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 03:01:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/31/15 23:21:14] koszik, GDI, and Sanyi [618/3698] have team battled DarwickAK, m00, and kurvaanyad [2455/3368] and lost! 0 days, 15:43:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/15 23:45:23] DarwickAK died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:13:33 from level 90.
[06/02/15 09:30:07] Reggie, Joska, and kurvaanyad [1157/3176] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and d-__-b [1834/3198] and lost! 0 days, 06:58:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/15 11:44:01] DarwickAK [842/1321] has come upon koszik [868/1285] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 03:46:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/02/15 21:52:01] koszik [438/1285] has come upon DarwickAK [430/1321] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 20:19:16 is removed from koszik's clock.
[06/03/15 15:12:52] Joska, lejah, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/15 06:21:05] endre [735/1261] has come upon DarwickAK [665/1321] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 07:40:50 is removed from endre's clock.
[06/04/15 06:21:05] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 54 pair of gloves! endre picks it up, tossing his old level 51 pair of gloves to DarwickAK.
[06/04/15 10:12:13] kocka, Sanyi, and Kiinga [2759/2990] have team battled wabbit_, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [842/3188] and won! 0 days, 16:13:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/15 18:44:03] DarwickAK [1211/1318] has come upon Darwick [501/1182] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 15:07:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/06/15 03:23:00] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 20:47:32 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[06/06/15 07:39:01] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:43:22 towards level 90.
[06/07/15 15:25:34] peta, DarwickAK, and kocka [2844/3105] have team battled gyilkos, Ajvorl, and koszik [3352/3781] and lost! 1 day, 11:00:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/15 18:59:49] DarwickAK was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:29:12 from level 90.
[06/07/15 22:06:03] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:52:58 towards level 90.
[06/07/15 23:12:58] koszik [8/1240] has come upon DarwickAK [990/1318] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:05:45 is added to koszik's clock.
[06/08/15 17:44:01] [Sanyi] [864/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [76/1318] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 19:38:29 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/08/15 17:44:01] [Sanyi] has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 3 days, 21:39:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/10/15 06:27:33] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:17:52 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[06/10/15 07:03:28] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:47:48 towards level 90.
[06/10/15 13:48:53] kurvaanyad, kocka, endre, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/15 16:35:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:37:18 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[06/13/15 17:09:48] koszik [872/1240] has come upon DarwickAK [388/1318] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 11:55:22 is removed from koszik's clock.
[06/15/15 02:51:49] DarwickAK [934/1318] has come upon kurvaanyad [1059/1142] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 14:19:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/15/15 13:23:07] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/15 13:23:11] DarwickAK [1191/1318] has come upon kurvaanyad [35/1142] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 06:41:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/16/15 01:11:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 07:30:41 from level 90.
[06/16/15 10:27:49] Reggie, kocka, DarwickAK, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/15 10:28:35] koszik [45/1240] has come upon DarwickAK [1106/1318] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:30:05 is added to koszik's clock.
[06/16/15 13:39:57] DarwickAK [839/1318] has come upon Kiinga [882/963] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 19:29:32 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/16/15 18:16:08] endre, Ajvorl, and GDI [3310/3703] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and lejah [137/3662] and won! 0 days, 00:35:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/15 12:19:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:30:19 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[06/18/15 02:12:22] DarwickAK got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:38:12 from level 90.
[06/18/15 05:51:34] m00, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/15 14:49:56] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:37 towards level 90.
[06/18/15 21:01:34] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:03 towards level 90.
[06/19/15 11:46:43] wabbit_, m00, DarwickAK, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/15 21:51:50] DarwickAK [137/1318] has come upon gyilkos [1213/1303] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:47:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/20/15 11:52:25] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:49:38 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[06/20/15 16:07:26] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, and Reggie [1371/3399] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [872/3540] and won! 0 days, 03:01:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/15 19:04:00] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:40 towards level 90.
[06/20/15 20:39:26] wabbit_ [824/885] has come upon DarwickAK [95/1318] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:48:34 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[06/21/15 15:03:24] endre, Kiinga, DarwickAK, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/15 23:51:48] Ajvorl [121/1192] has come upon DarwickAK [531/1318] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:36:58 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[06/22/15 15:14:57] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 03:12:12 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[06/23/15 01:48:48] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:24 towards level 90.
[06/23/15 15:06:04] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 03:42:51 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[06/23/15 22:13:27] DarwickAK got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:43 from level 90.
[06/24/15 06:51:49] kocka [476/902] has come upon DarwickAK [550/1318] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:06:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/24/15 07:58:47] DarwickAK [100/1318] has come upon lejah [881/1042] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 14:55:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/24/15 13:09:15] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:30:37 towards level 91.
[06/25/15 00:35:55] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:39:28 towards level 91.
[06/25/15 07:51:49] Kiinga [934/970] has come upon DarwickAK [698/1318] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 12:08:39 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[06/25/15 07:51:49] Kiinga has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 13 days, 10:01:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/26/15 14:39:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 37 days, 06:31:41 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[06/26/15 16:01:58] kurvaanyad, m00, Reggie, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/15 10:40:37] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 04:39:31 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[06/28/15 17:59:36] DarwickAK got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:39:50 from level 91.
[06/29/15 00:20:05] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:50:25 towards level 91.
[06/29/15 06:51:48] lejah [695/1042] has come upon DarwickAK [649/1318] and rocked it! 7 days, 10:48:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/29/15 10:31:42] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 21:13:18 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[06/30/15 02:51:46] DarwickAK [1132/1318] has come upon kurvaanyad [262/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 18:53:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/30/15 10:22:45] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 15:56:14 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[06/30/15 15:03:18] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:15 towards level 91.
[07/01/15 21:15:13] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:36:10 from level 91.
[07/02/15 15:23:24] DarwickAK [100/1325] has come upon Kiinga [505/970] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:13:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/03/15 23:00:26] GDI, kurvaanyad, m00, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/15 16:51:48] Kiinga [593/970] has come upon DarwickAK [899/1325] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:31:57 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[07/04/15 21:53:02] DarwickAK [743/1325] has come upon GDI [398/1290] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:14:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/05/15 06:40:19] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:37:43 from level 91.
[07/05/15 09:37:49] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 20:59:04 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[07/05/15 13:18:21] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 09:34:14 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[07/06/15 00:06:56] Reggie, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/15 08:45:50] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:52 towards level 91.
[07/06/15 09:07:16] David [342/674] has come upon DarwickAK [59/1325] and rocked it! 0 days, 21:36:31 is removed from David's clock.
[07/06/15 14:57:58] DarwickAK [1245/1325] has come upon m00 [118/923] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/06/15 18:51:46] DarwickAK [335/1325] has come upon gyilkos [834/1066] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:20:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/06/15 21:53:19] DarwickAK [641/1325] has come upon endre [585/1263] and rocked it! 17 days, 01:09:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/07/15 09:52:35] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:59:40 from level 92.
[07/07/15 13:00:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 22:26:45 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[07/07/15 16:53:35] aron [0/2] has come upon DarwickAK [1073/1325] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:01:30 is added to aron's clock.
[07/08/15 12:51:23] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 23 days, 21:25:21 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[07/09/15 07:43:40] Ajvorl, peta, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/15 08:43:42] CaptianObvious [516/1128] has come upon DarwickAK [45/1325] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 04:48:02 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/09/15 12:42:28] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 19:20:13 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[07/10/15 03:28:38] peta, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/15 12:33:31] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:26:15 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[07/10/15 12:33:31] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 31 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:31:42 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 92.
[07/11/15 21:17:58] DarwickAK [444/1325] has come upon peta [977/993] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:25:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/12/15 04:51:46] DarwickAK [211/1325] has come upon peta [20/993] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 11:52:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/12/15 19:12:43] gyilkos, peta, and DarwickAK [3029/3384] have team battled kocka, David, and Ajvorl [2473/2798] and won! 1 day, 21:02:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/15 08:26:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 08:45:01 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[07/13/15 20:16:02] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:00 towards level 92.
[07/13/15 20:51:47] m00 [90/1015] has come upon DarwickAK [1143/1325] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:32:37 is added to m00's clock.
[07/14/15 11:57:55] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:03:36 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[07/14/15 12:10:51] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and kocka [2795/3317] have team battled Reggie, peta, and koszik [1028/3296] and won! 0 days, 13:53:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/15 17:32:56] Ajvorl, gyilkos, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/15 16:38:13] DarwickAK [92/1325] has come upon 4R0N [379/546] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:01:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/16/15 08:01:20] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:29 towards level 92.
[07/16/15 08:12:11] DarwickAK [959/1325] has come upon gyilkos [292/1066] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 21:38:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/16/15 08:51:48] DarwickAK [246/1325] has come upon kurvaanyad [98/1135] and rocked it! 13 days, 21:58:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/17/15 11:44:38] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:51:54 towards level 93.
[07/18/15 00:12:03] Ajvorl, GDI, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/15 17:08:02] kocka [562/902] has come upon DarwickAK [744/1325] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 10:53:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/19/15 01:12:52] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:56:24 towards level 93.
[07/19/15 11:51:49] lejah [248/1059] has come upon DarwickAK [96/1332] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 22:14:08 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/20/15 11:48:44] Reggie, koszik, and kocka [599/3200] have team battled lejah, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [2054/3361] and lost! 0 days, 12:08:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/15 22:51:47] gyilkos [292/1067] has come upon DarwickAK [890/1332] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 11:40:13 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/21/15 03:39:44] wabbit_, kocka, and gyilkos [1047/2855] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and endre [1465/3160] and lost! 0 days, 06:25:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/15 03:51:50] Reggie [616/1083] has come upon DarwickAK [833/1332] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 23:25:46 is added to Reggie's clock.
[07/22/15 20:54:43] [Sanyi], lejah, and koszik [822/3364] have team battled CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [1411/3430] and lost! 1 day, 11:20:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/15 09:57:57] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:35:07 towards level 93.
[07/23/15 20:00:51] lejah [613/1059] has come upon DarwickAK [104/1332] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 12:44:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/24/15 09:02:16] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:06:57 from level 93.
[07/25/15 02:51:48] Reggie [996/1083] has come upon DarwickAK [500/1332] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:29:12 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[07/25/15 04:24:17] koszik, endre, and David [3079/3223] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and peta [1487/2896] and won! 0 days, 01:30:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/15 06:39:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 11:01:15 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[07/25/15 10:24:54] endre [948/1289] has come upon DarwickAK [1326/1332] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 00:48:27 is added to endre's clock.
[07/27/15 00:22:24] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:10 towards level 93.
[07/27/15 18:02:33] anachin [32/54] has come upon DarwickAK [377/1332] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:04:56 is added to anachin's clock.
[07/27/15 19:51:48] DarwickAK [1141/1332] has come upon wabbit_ [144/755] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 18:24:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/28/15 05:12:25] Reggie [684/1083] has come upon DarwickAK [1260/1332] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 18:34:03 is added to Reggie's clock.
[07/28/15 06:12:16] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 08:33:04 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[07/28/15 09:29:05] DarwickAK [618/1332] has come upon 4R0N [153/585] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:10:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/28/15 17:58:36] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:28 towards level 93.
[07/29/15 09:44:43] anachin [144/324] has come upon DarwickAK [142/1332] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:34:00 is removed from anachin's clock.
[07/29/15 09:44:43] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 74 helm! anachin picks it up, tossing his old level 45 helm to DarwickAK.
[07/29/15 19:36:27] gyilkos, kocka, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/15 05:54:24] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 00:28:29 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[07/30/15 09:34:54] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:18:42 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[07/30/15 10:56:22] lejah [958/1232] has come upon DarwickAK [542/1303] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:24:43 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/30/15 22:51:48] DarwickAK [545/1303] has come upon m00 [511/1008] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:26:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/30/15 22:51:48] DarwickAK has dealt m00 a Critical Strike! 9 days, 08:49:38 is added to m00's clock.
[07/31/15 04:10:36] peta [443/998] has come upon DarwickAK [940/1303] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 06:05:15 is added to peta's clock.
[07/31/15 05:45:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:42:53 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[07/31/15 07:20:53] DarwickAK [64/1303] has come upon 4R0N [407/585] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 19:44:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/31/15 15:15:02] GDI, endre, and DarwickAK [1073/3889] have team battled kurvaanyad, koszik, and gyilkos [2582/3393] and lost! 7 days, 01:12:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/15 05:51:50] 4R0N [108/601] has come upon DarwickAK [651/1303] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:48:28 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/02/15 03:59:13] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:02:04 towards level 94.
[08/02/15 08:19:17] lejah [664/1232] has come upon DarwickAK [1125/1303] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 10:42:28 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/02/15 10:51:48] koszik [329/1215] has come upon DarwickAK [1262/1303] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 22:05:43 is added to koszik's clock.
[08/02/15 12:44:29] Darwick [697/1181] has come upon DarwickAK [933/1303] and got flexed on in combat! 10 days, 13:17:15 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/02/15 13:57:35] Reggie, Kiinga, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/15 14:21:17] lejah [549/1232] has come upon DarwickAK [1164/1303] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 05:18:35 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/03/15 14:02:25] m00, kocka, endre, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/15 17:17:04] DarwickAK [87/1316] has come upon lejah [1003/1232] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 09:32:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/03/15 17:51:41] CaptianObvious, 4R0N, and GDI [1365/3010] have team battled Kiinga, endre, and DarwickAK [2119/3413] and lost! 0 days, 03:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/15 03:07:51] DarwickAK EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:43:57 from level 94.
[08/04/15 05:09:44] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 21:29:00 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[08/04/15 09:30:09] Reggie, DarwickAK, David, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/15 05:00:55] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 01:31:34 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[08/05/15 06:59:17] 4R0N [18/601] has come upon DarwickAK [276/1316] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 14:51:26 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/05/15 08:51:49] 4R0N [66/601] has come upon DarwickAK [1120/1316] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:32:42 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/06/15 04:53:45] lejah [480/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [230/1316] and rocked it! 19 days, 19:43:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/06/15 21:57:39] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:00:12 towards level 94.
[08/07/15 00:51:51] DarwickAK [258/1316] has come upon lejah [1095/1236] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 13:36:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/07/15 05:58:10] lejah [282/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [952/1316] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 11:33:02 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/07/15 07:20:03] Ajvorl [1029/1192] has come upon DarwickAK [1185/1316] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 11:22:03 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[08/07/15 10:35:15] [Sanyi], Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/15 10:51:48] DarwickAK [95/1316] has come upon wabbit_ [574/792] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:29:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/07/15 15:51:48] CaptianObvious [572/1128] has come upon DarwickAK [141/1316] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 04:09:32 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/08/15 04:34:03] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 18:50:34 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[08/08/15 06:51:48] DarwickAK [758/1316] has come upon Sanyi [1087/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:21:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/08/15 21:31:33] DarwickAK, Kiinga, and wabbit_ [2461/2900] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and CaptianObvious [3174/3539] and lost! 2 days, 15:32:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/15 02:21:43] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and endre [934/3225] have team battled CaptianObvious, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi [821/3392] and won! 0 days, 05:40:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/15 04:25:07] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 14:58:04 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[08/09/15 11:02:20] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:00 towards level 94.
[08/09/15 17:51:47] endre [843/1305] has come upon DarwickAK [704/1316] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 07:38:58 is removed from endre's clock.
[08/10/15 03:21:56] [Sanyi], peta, and Kiinga [84/2880] have team battled koszik, endre, and DarwickAK [559/3838] and lost! 0 days, 04:14:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/15 04:16:09] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 93. 0 days, 01:33:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 94.
[08/10/15 06:59:57] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:49:13 from level 94.
[08/10/15 12:24:05] lejah [1187/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [292/1316] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:04:04 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/11/15 03:29:05] lejah [291/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [920/1316] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:30:05 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/11/15 13:50:34] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and Ajvorl [2030/3636] have team battled wabbit_, kocka, and Darwick [864/2824] and won! 2 days, 00:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/15 09:39:03] lejah [280/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [690/1316] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:41:20 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/12/15 19:30:57] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:33 towards level 94.
[08/13/15 11:15:20] Reggie, gyilkos, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/15 15:08:32] DarwickAK [9/1324] has come upon Reggie [139/1087] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 11:13:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/14/15 05:15:20] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:17 towards level 94.
[08/14/15 07:20:54] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:26:03 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[08/14/15 07:20:54] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 89 with their belt. 0 days, 01:33:56 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 94.
[08/14/15 12:55:59] lejah [1113/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [1030/1324] and rocked it! 12 days, 12:30:23 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/14/15 17:51:48] DarwickAK [1060/1324] has come upon CaptianObvious [1119/1128] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:35:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/14/15 22:25:10] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:41 towards level 94.
[08/15/15 03:31:23] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 82 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:33:30 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 94.
[08/15/15 03:51:50] kocka [29/902] has come upon DarwickAK [987/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:26:38 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/15/15 07:40:47] koszik, lejah, and Darwick [789/3583] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and m00 [2891/2911] and lost! 2 days, 10:53:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/15 11:35:13] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/15 11:35:50] DarwickAK [537/1324] has come upon kurvaanyad [1139/1163] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:40:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/15/15 11:35:54] DarwickAK [1223/1324] has come upon kurvaanyad [1015/1163] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 08:57:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/15/15 18:51:47] DarwickAK [171/1324] has come upon wabbit_ [221/792] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:42:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/16/15 21:03:42] DarwickAK [1225/1324] has come upon Sanyi [781/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 12:28:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/18/15 01:51:49] DarwickAK [877/1324] has come upon wabbit_ [437/792] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 09:07:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/18/15 06:45:16] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 21:52:30 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[08/19/15 07:51:49] koszik [1008/1217] has come upon DarwickAK [172/1324] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 23:14:37 is removed from koszik's clock.
[08/20/15 06:27:27] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 23:50:18 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[08/20/15 10:29:50] GDI, endre, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/15 13:51:48] kocka [293/902] has come upon DarwickAK [1262/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:22:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/20/15 16:44:50] lejah [810/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [449/1324] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:49:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/20/15 22:46:49] lejah [925/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [760/1324] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:28:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/21/15 12:21:32] peta, wabbit_, DarwickAK, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/15 03:37:08] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:00 towards level 95.
[08/22/15 06:09:31] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:50:49 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[08/23/15 06:51:49] Ajvorl [575/1192] has come upon DarwickAK [609/1324] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 00:18:07 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[08/24/15 01:08:17] Darwick, 4R0N, and gyilkos [2677/3043] have team battled DarwickAK, GDI, and koszik [2461/3829] and won! 0 days, 04:38:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/15 02:51:47] DarwickAK [783/1324] has come upon gyilkos [930/1303] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 16:18:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/24/15 05:51:44] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 07:15:38 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[08/24/15 08:13:45] lejah [193/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [936/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 07:12:50 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/25/15 23:26:42] lejah [695/1511] has come upon DarwickAK [196/1324] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:30:28 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/25/15 23:51:49] DarwickAK [436/1324] has come upon IRPGbot [1354/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:31:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/26/15 05:33:48] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:42:41 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[08/27/15 05:36:40] lejah [210/1511] has come upon DarwickAK [1323/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:23:27 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/27/15 23:03:49] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:26 towards level 95.
[08/28/15 01:35:30] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 58 with their belt. 0 days, 01:34:16 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 95.
[08/28/15 16:55:02] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/15 17:58:10] DarwickAK [777/1324] has come upon wabbit_ [252/792] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:45:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/28/15 20:49:38] lejah [964/1511] has come upon DarwickAK [778/1324] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 07:56:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/29/15 02:29:22] DarwickAK [366/1324] has come upon peta [936/972] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:04:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/11/15 01:56:27] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:53 towards level 95.
[09/11/15 07:10:41] DarwickAK [842/1324] has come upon kurvaanyad [792/1168] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 10:57:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/11/15 10:02:34] DarwickAK [1003/1324] has come upon Kiinga [711/796] and rocked it! 0 days, 22:49:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/11/15 21:16:02] DarwickAK [1301/1324] has come upon Joska [885/987] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:49:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/12/15 03:02:09] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 194 damage. 0 days, 01:34:56 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 95.
[09/12/15 16:51:47] DarwickAK [1307/1324] has come upon koszik [490/1217] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:24:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/12/15 23:12:39] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 15. 0 days, 01:34:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 95.
[09/14/15 02:44:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:42:08 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[09/14/15 04:52:57] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:52 towards level 95.
[09/14/15 08:51:49] DarwickAK [935/1324] has come upon endre [1169/1299] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:42:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/15 01:03:04] DarwickAK [980/1324] has come upon kocka [827/903] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:01:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/15 01:03:18] DarwickAK [808/1324] has come upon kocka [387/903] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:34:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/15 06:37:42] DarwickAK [278/1324] has come upon koszik [959/1217] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 01:46:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/15 19:43:28] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:47:33 towards level 96.
[09/15/15 23:13:12] lejah [68/1518] has come upon DarwickAK [665/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 23:57:49 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/16/15 02:26:24] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 39 days, 00:59:36 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[09/17/15 05:23:09] lejah [271/1518] has come upon DarwickAK [1108/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 00:31:17 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/17/15 16:51:48] DarwickAK [587/1324] has come upon lejah [873/1518] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 17:34:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/17/15 22:27:54] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 77 damage. 0 days, 01:35:01 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 96.
[09/19/15 05:39:07] lejah [465/1518] has come upon DarwickAK [189/1324] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:43:49 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/19/15 06:30:27] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Ajvorl [1574/3164] have team battled endre, gyilkos, and lejah [3177/4120] and lost! 0 days, 22:34:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/15 08:51:49] DarwickAK [89/1324] has come upon Darwick [539/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 00:58:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/19/15 11:41:07] lejah [943/1518] has come upon DarwickAK [337/1324] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:00:19 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/19/15 21:04:21] Darwick [1023/1160] has come upon DarwickAK [320/1324] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 08:41:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/19/15 23:47:16] Ajvorl, GDI, peta, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/15 15:51:48] DarwickAK [216/1324] has come upon [Sanyi] [273/1133] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 06:02:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/22/15 01:03:11] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:42:14 towards level 96.
[09/23/15 01:23:47] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 07:20:28 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[09/23/15 08:38:47] gyilkos [196/1303] has come upon DarwickAK [851/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:42:32 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/23/15 08:38:47] gyilkos [1144/1303] has come upon DarwickAK [1030/1324] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:25:00 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/24/15 10:58:55] lejah, 4R0N, and kocka [991/3069] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Joska [1398/3497] and lost! 0 days, 15:22:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/15 02:45:18] DarwickAK [930/1324] has come upon Joska [602/1005] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 00:25:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/25/15 17:53:05] DarwickAK [504/1324] has come upon endre [894/1060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 20:08:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/26/15 15:51:47] Darwick [951/1160] has come upon DarwickAK [1098/1324] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 01:26:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/26/15 20:51:48] DarwickAK [105/1324] has come upon Ajvorl [671/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 13:07:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/26/15 21:07:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 02:13:06 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[09/27/15 00:47:56] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:19:57 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[09/27/15 16:27:24] kocka, Ajvorl, and d-__-b [2293/2820] have team battled 4R0N, Joska, and DarwickAK [537/2977] and won! 0 days, 07:13:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/15 18:46:42] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, and koszik [534/3599] have team battled DarwickAK, peta, and d-__-b [1101/3026] and lost! 0 days, 08:24:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/15 21:20:45] d-__-b, endre, DarwickAK, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/15 01:25:46] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:39:11 towards level 96.
[09/29/15 16:43:36] DarwickAK [445/1324] has come upon [Sanyi] [345/1133] and rocked it! 2 days, 20:11:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/15 20:43:39] lejah [769/1522] has come upon DarwickAK [63/1326] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:44:04 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/30/15 04:51:50] DarwickAK [1096/1326] has come upon Kiinga [104/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:52:38 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/30/15 20:33:50] d-__-b, GDI, and DarwickAK [2419/3417] have team battled m00, David, and 4R0N [1447/2604] and won! 1 day, 11:57:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/15 00:08:16] DarwickAK [1257/1326] has come upon [Sanyi] [178/1130] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:27:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/02/15 00:03:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:07:22 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[10/02/15 18:17:09] DarwickAK [1069/1326] has come upon Joska [923/1005] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:36:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/02/15 19:22:00] lejah [502/1522] has come upon DarwickAK [1054/1326] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:16:50 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/02/15 23:12:18] gyilkos, David, and Ajvorl [3003/3427] have team battled 4R0N, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [1286/3194] and won! 0 days, 13:48:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/15 23:54:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 17:02:03 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[10/03/15 07:01:26] m00, DarwickAK, and David [3185/3282] have team battled koszik, peta, and Kiinga [2108/3142] and won! 0 days, 08:47:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/15 12:51:48] Joska [162/1005] has come upon DarwickAK [1035/1326] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 12:08:23 is added to Joska's clock.
[10/04/15 21:35:24] wabbit_, d-__-b, DarwickAK, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/15 21:46:42] DarwickAK [1131/1326] has come upon d-__-b [308/721] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:10:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/04/15 21:46:42] DarwickAK has dealt d-__-b a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:02:26 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[10/05/15 09:51:47] DarwickAK [185/1326] has come upon d-__-b [341/721] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:28:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/05/15 16:12:58] DarwickAK [370/1326] has come upon endre [636/1056] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 04:53:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/08/15 18:57:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 6 days, 14:22:34 toward level 97.
[10/08/15 19:19:53] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 12:45:10 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[10/09/15 05:12:50] lejah [764/1522] has come upon DarwickAK [336/1326] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:40 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/09/15 13:51:49] DarwickAK [432/1326] has come upon [Sanyi] [14/1133] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 13:32:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/10/15 04:51:47] David [661/950] has come upon DarwickAK [937/1326] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 09:04:56 is added to David's clock.
[10/10/15 19:01:58] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 05:08:46 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[10/10/15 22:57:50] Darwick [873/1169] has come upon DarwickAK [1282/1326] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:59:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/11/15 02:40:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 10 days, 00:11:46 toward level 97.
[10/11/15 05:51:47] CaptianObvious [148/1222] has come upon DarwickAK [567/1326] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:46:45 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/11/15 10:51:46] DarwickAK [611/1326] has come upon kocka [168/900] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 03:05:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/12/15 01:51:47] DarwickAK [527/1326] has come upon wabbit_ [723/797] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 09:28:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/12/15 22:24:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 10:09:47 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[10/13/15 13:57:22] lejah [1117/1518] has come upon DarwickAK [276/1326] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 13:31:40 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/13/15 22:15:21] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 04:11:00 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[10/14/15 11:54:43] lejah [118/1518] has come upon DarwickAK [4/1326] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 03:25:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/14/15 18:51:49] DarwickAK [887/1326] has come upon Joska [177/1005] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 23:15:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/14/15 22:06:19] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:43:38 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[10/15/15 19:53:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 18:43:31 toward level 97.
[10/15/15 21:48:30] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:18 towards level 97.
[10/16/15 00:06:40] lejah [128/1518] has come upon DarwickAK [405/1335] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 19:27:36 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/16/15 02:19:12] kurvaanyad, m00, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/15 01:51:47] DarwickAK [748/1335] has come upon m00 [479/1006] and rocked it! 0 days, 12:36:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/17/15 06:57:39] David [621/941] has come upon DarwickAK [420/1335] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:55:04 is removed from David's clock.
[10/18/15 02:51:47] DarwickAK [117/1335] has come upon David [206/961] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:46:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/18/15 03:23:38] lejah [495/1497] has come upon DarwickAK [296/1335] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 08:38:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/18/15 12:51:51] DarwickAK [888/1335] has come upon koszik [395/1216] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:44:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/18/15 15:52:21] peta, wabbit_, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/15 16:45:04] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:17 from level 97.
[10/18/15 20:24:57] DarwickAK [352/1335] has come upon Darwick [938/1169] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 08:00:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/21/15 12:50:31] lejah [1245/1477] has come upon DarwickAK [874/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 04:59:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/21/15 15:51:47] Sanyi [438/1116] has come upon DarwickAK [1325/1335] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 23:09:05 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/22/15 15:59:30] lejah [237/1477] has come upon DarwickAK [741/1335] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:39:26 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/23/15 10:05:29] lejah [1352/1477] has come upon DarwickAK [1279/1335] and rocked it! 5 days, 08:59:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/24/15 04:11:27] lejah [655/1477] has come upon DarwickAK [578/1335] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 07:32:24 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/25/15 08:29:06] DarwickAK [783/1335] has come upon GDI [531/1390] and gave em what was coming! 21 days, 07:24:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/25/15 18:09:47] d-__-b, 4R0N, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/15 18:24:25] lejah [37/1477] has come upon DarwickAK [556/1335] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:52:58 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/26/15 09:50:59] lejah [658/1477] has come upon DarwickAK [128/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:06:23 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/26/15 12:43:16] m00, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/15 21:54:59] lejah [1134/1477] has come upon DarwickAK [1132/1335] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 12:01:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/27/15 09:29:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 14 days, 23:56:19 toward level 98.
[10/27/15 10:29:05] Kiinga [579/961] has come upon DarwickAK [169/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 22:20:17 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[10/28/15 04:04:56] lejah [1063/1477] has come upon DarwickAK [1139/1335] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:43:39 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/28/15 06:29:05] Darwick [234/1169] has come upon DarwickAK [513/1335] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 03:37:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/28/15 07:03:15] DarwickAK [1228/1335] has come upon 4R0N [608/870] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 22:23:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/28/15 07:03:15] DarwickAK has dealt 4R0N a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:42:53 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/28/15 10:05:40] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 19:11:56 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[10/29/15 04:12:54] lejah [688/1208] has come upon DarwickAK [106/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 08:21:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/29/15 04:12:54] lejah has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:23:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/29/15 07:51:23] lejah, m00, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/15 17:29:03] lejah [989/1208] has come upon DarwickAK [567/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 19:51:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/31/15 01:57:06] David [624/974] has come upon DarwickAK [586/1335] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 02:46:10 is removed from David's clock.
[11/01/15 01:30:57] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:31 towards level 98.
[11/01/15 07:37:51] lejah [334/1208] has come upon DarwickAK [692/1335] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:09:19 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/01/15 13:10:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 00:01:20 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[11/03/15 03:02:19] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:08 towards level 98.
[11/03/15 09:12:03] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 11:20:53 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[11/03/15 09:48:52] koszik [956/1216] has come upon DarwickAK [1049/1335] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:52:53 is added to koszik's clock.
[11/03/15 12:07:57] koszik [541/1216] has come upon DarwickAK [283/1335] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 06:29:20 is removed from koszik's clock.
[11/03/15 12:08:02] koszik [436/1216] has come upon DarwickAK [39/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:10:17 is removed from koszik's clock.
[11/03/15 17:29:03] DarwickAK [57/1335] has come upon Kiinga [464/968] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:24:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/04/15 07:40:57] DarwickAK [329/1335] has come upon Sanyi [554/1123] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 11:07:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/05/15 08:54:07] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 21:18:07 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[11/06/15 08:45:07] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 01:05:36 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[11/06/15 12:25:42] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 12:37:54 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[11/07/15 06:29:04] [Sanyi] [811/1133] has come upon DarwickAK [1128/1338] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 21:41:50 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/07/15 21:29:05] peta [74/977] has come upon DarwickAK [777/1338] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:23:25 is added to peta's clock.
[11/08/15 00:39:51] peta [393/977] has come upon DarwickAK [537/1338] and got flexed on in combat! 10 days, 19:19:52 is added to peta's clock.
[11/08/15 08:27:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 04:59:05 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[11/09/15 15:13:02] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/15 18:29:03] Kiinga [425/968] has come upon DarwickAK [750/1338] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:09:06 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/10/15 02:02:59] DarwickAK [428/1338] has come upon kurvaanyad [52/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 04:31:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/10/15 06:25:54] gyilkos, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [302/3821] have team battled 4R0N, d-__-b, and wabbit_ [562/2692] and lost! 3 days, 12:44:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/15 17:52:36] lejah [400/1214] has come upon DarwickAK [1098/1338] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:48:00 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/10/15 22:20:46] DarwickAK [719/1338] has come upon Sanyi [948/1123] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 18:47:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/11/15 00:58:00] DarwickAK [759/1338] has come upon kurvaanyad [166/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 12:54:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/11/15 08:00:16] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 21:33:26 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[11/12/15 06:23:16] lejah, David, and DarwickAK [1580/3520] have team battled CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and endre [1169/3432] and won! 2 days, 17:37:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/15 06:29:06] Ajvorl [928/1228] has come upon DarwickAK [1071/1338] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 00:24:05 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[11/12/15 11:31:57] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 17:18:13 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[11/12/15 20:02:47] GDI, DarwickAK, and Ajvorl [813/3961] have team battled m00, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [2450/3379] and lost! 3 days, 00:52:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 18:20:23] lejah [312/1214] has come upon DarwickAK [1150/1338] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 19:38:43 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/14/15 08:29:05] DarwickAK [847/1338] has come upon Sanyi [905/1123] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 04:06:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/14/15 11:14:12] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 7 with their belt. 0 days, 01:38:31 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 99.
[11/15/15 07:24:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 14:19:36 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[11/16/15 00:29:04] DarwickAK [430/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [581/1228] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 18:40:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/16/15 10:56:16] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 20:34:34 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[11/16/15 17:24:28] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:12:23 from level 99.
[11/17/15 07:06:48] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:56:43 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[11/17/15 12:50:17] lejah [610/1214] has come upon DarwickAK [954/1338] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:38:36 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/17/15 16:29:06] DarwickAK [1085/1338] has come upon IRPGbot [862/1366] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 15:43:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/17/15 21:53:17] lejah [305/1214] has come upon DarwickAK [1024/1338] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:40:52 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/18/15 00:54:17] lejah [1136/1214] has come upon DarwickAK [720/1338] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:06:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/19/15 03:29:04] DarwickAK [1176/1338] has come upon endre [585/854] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:29:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/24/15 06:34:41] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and wabbit_ [2494/3214] have team battled GDI, Kiinga, and DarwickAK [2142/3701] and won! 3 days, 04:57:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/15 12:57:14] lejah [290/1214] has come upon DarwickAK [345/1338] and realized it was a bad decision! 14 days, 14:03:04 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/25/15 12:29:55] gyilkos, d-__-b, and koszik [1985/3165] have team battled lejah, DarwickAK, and m00 [2495/3543] and lost! 0 days, 19:13:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/15 14:29:06] DarwickAK [965/1338] has come upon Ajvorl [689/1233] and rocked it! 0 days, 17:56:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/26/15 00:29:06] GDI [472/1395] has come upon DarwickAK [952/1338] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:43:09 is added to GDI's clock.
[11/28/15 11:29:27] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:10 towards level 99.
[11/28/15 16:58:47] DarwickAK [640/1338] has come upon wabbit_ [296/851] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:45:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/28/15 16:58:47] DarwickAK has dealt wabbit_ a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:44:48 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[11/29/15 12:05:05] DarwickAK [593/1338] has come upon 4R0N [406/1085] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:33:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/29/15 15:32:51] DarwickAK [677/1338] has come upon m00 [491/991] and rocked it! 20 days, 12:17:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/30/15 04:29:02] endre [785/852] has come upon DarwickAK [712/1338] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 10:34:22 is removed from endre's clock.
[11/30/15 05:11:02] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 20 days, 10:20:03 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[12/01/15 09:51:33] koszik [773/1026] has come upon DarwickAK [1034/1338] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 22:57:07 is added to koszik's clock.
[12/02/15 04:58:27] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:37:56 towards level 100.
[12/02/15 13:26:37] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:02:23 from level 100.
[12/02/15 14:39:53] [Sanyi], endre, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/15 08:42:49] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:15:56 towards level 100.
[12/04/15 04:35:23] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 38 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:39:03 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 100.
[12/04/15 13:29:05] DarwickAK [9/1338] has come upon Sanyi [342/1139] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:16:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/05/15 04:26:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 15:03:15 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[12/05/15 08:06:55] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 02:33:52 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[12/05/15 22:00:25] DarwickAK [789/1338] has come upon endre [772/855] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 01:40:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/06/15 07:57:56] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 79 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:39:40 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 100.
[12/06/15 11:06:15] lejah [595/1272] has come upon DarwickAK [1109/1338] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:32:13 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/06/15 20:29:06] DarwickAK [826/1338] has come upon IRPGbot [624/1415] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 13:14:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/07/15 09:31:40] gyilkos, endre, DarwickAK, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/15 11:29:03] DarwickAK [1123/1338] has come upon koszik [944/1026] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 17:16:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/08/15 02:19:11] lejah [1174/1272] has come upon DarwickAK [1292/1338] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 08:26:02 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/09/15 03:13:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 07:16:38 toward level 100.
[12/09/15 03:29:05] DarwickAK [1050/1338] has come upon gyilkos [963/1367] and rocked it! 0 days, 20:51:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/09/15 03:50:32] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:06:38 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[12/09/15 07:00:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 22:56:09 toward level 100.
[12/09/15 17:32:09] lejah [963/1272] has come upon DarwickAK [816/1348] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 06:10:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/10/15 00:14:07] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:35 towards level 100.
[12/10/15 09:29:03] DarwickAK [698/1348] has come upon peta [745/942] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:33:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/10/15 13:35:13] [Sanyi], m00, d-__-b, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/15 14:24:04] DarwickAK [505/1348] has come upon Sanyi [88/1139] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 17:48:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/11/15 02:43:07] lejah [663/1272] has come upon DarwickAK [1277/1348] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:55:45 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/11/15 03:32:39] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 03:12:18 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[12/11/15 05:29:04] Darwick [309/1155] has come upon DarwickAK [365/1348] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 01:30:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/11/15 06:59:23] CaptianObvious, m00, and d-__-b [2854/3015] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1135/3570] and won! 0 days, 11:06:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/15 16:02:32] DarwickAK [489/1348] has come upon peta [862/942] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 17:00:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/12/15 01:29:05] DarwickAK [344/1348] has come upon kocka [390/977] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 11:46:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/12/15 05:52:06] lejah [387/1272] has come upon DarwickAK [467/1348] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:59:31 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/12/15 07:04:10] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 24 days, 16:17:07 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[12/12/15 11:29:03] DarwickAK [560/1348] has come upon d-__-b [494/789] and rocked it! 9 days, 04:25:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/12/15 16:28:19] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:36:36 towards level 101.
[12/15/15 02:56:51] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 20 days, 23:20:19 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[12/15/15 06:37:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:11:45 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[12/15/15 12:27:48] Kiinga, David, and DarwickAK [1562/3106] have team battled 4R0N, peta, and CaptianObvious [1418/3302] and won! 0 days, 02:53:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/15 00:22:00] lejah [1043/1282] has come upon DarwickAK [727/1348] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:58:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/16/15 15:26:59] lejah [355/1282] has come upon DarwickAK [861/1348] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 02:15:55 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/17/15 06:19:39] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 07:09:19 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[12/17/15 06:29:05] DarwickAK [434/1348] has come upon peta [686/944] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 07:25:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/18/15 23:54:04] GDI, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [1581/3936] have team battled m00, [Sanyi], and wabbit_ [63/3168] and won! 0 days, 13:57:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 06:01:45] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 32. 0 days, 01:40:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 101.
[12/19/15 09:01:06] GDI, wabbit_, and peta [2397/3152] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and Ajvorl [847/3678] and won! 0 days, 10:36:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 15:50:54] lejah [513/1282] has come upon DarwickAK [674/1352] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 13:19:05 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/19/15 16:04:43] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/15 18:29:06] Darwick [193/1155] has come upon DarwickAK [1061/1352] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:34:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/20/15 03:54:54] lejah [1280/1282] has come upon DarwickAK [1164/1352] and rocked it! 3 days, 08:16:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/20/15 19:43:20] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:01 towards level 101.
[12/21/15 04:02:52] lejah [227/1282] has come upon DarwickAK [715/1352] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:57:43 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/21/15 20:13:25] lejah, wabbit_, endre, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/15 20:29:05] d-__-b [656/810] has come upon DarwickAK [407/1352] and rocked it! 1 day, 22:45:22 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[12/23/15 05:26:06] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 112 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:40:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 101.
[12/23/15 19:18:50] DarwickAK [672/1352] has come upon Joska [380/1061] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:03:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/24/15 05:02:03] DarwickAK [279/1352] has come upon m00 [650/991] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:22:32 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/24/15 05:17:09] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:06:31 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[12/24/15 12:12:44] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:35 towards level 101.
[12/25/15 02:20:25] DarwickAK [869/1352] has come upon IRPGbot [602/1426] and rocked it! 18 days, 05:40:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/25/15 04:29:03] DarwickAK [584/1352] has come upon m00 [603/994] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 11:18:41 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/25/15 06:31:02] DarwickAK [709/1352] has come upon GDI [1023/1349] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 16:35:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/26/15 10:29:06] DarwickAK [1114/1352] has come upon gyilkos [759/1370] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 22:36:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/27/15 00:23:50] David, d-__-b, and gyilkos [2048/3180] have team battled Joska, endre, and DarwickAK [1092/3266] and won! 0 days, 11:43:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/15 06:29:04] DarwickAK [262/1352] has come upon Kiinga [762/787] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 03:49:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/27/15 07:50:58] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:06:14 towards level 102.
[12/27/15 20:51:18] Joska [21/1061] has come upon DarwickAK [972/1352] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 05:24:40 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/28/15 01:00:40] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 20:24:44 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[12/28/15 02:29:05] DarwickAK [1157/1352] has come upon Ajvorl [857/1265] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 21:01:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/28/15 10:48:45] Ajvorl, kocka, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/15 04:23:16] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 13:32:55 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[12/31/15 09:18:47] CaptianObvious, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/15 17:26:37] lejah [254/1327] has come upon DarwickAK [417/1352] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 17:48:07 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/31/15 23:28:35] lejah [994/1327] has come upon DarwickAK [1155/1352] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 22:56:33 is added to lejah's clock.
[01/01/16 06:00:23] GDI, m00, Kiinga, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/16 07:45:28] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:06:50 towards level 102.
[01/01/16 16:50:47] d-__-b, gyilkos, and m00 [1810/3203] have team battled DarwickAK, GDI, and lejah [3234/4028] and lost! 3 days, 09:00:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/16 02:29:03] DarwickAK [194/1352] has come upon lejah [1272/1327] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 15:30:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/03/16 06:56:04] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:46:40 from level 102.
[01/03/16 06:56:58] 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [2558/3268] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and GDI [2975/3827] and lost! 2 days, 03:20:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/16 13:29:05] DarwickAK [699/1352] has come upon peta [315/944] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:50:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/04/16 06:36:29] Krisz [52/82] has come upon DarwickAK [1089/1352] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:11:10 is added to Krisz's clock.
[01/05/16 05:29:06] Sanyi [454/1104] has come upon DarwickAK [566/1352] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 17:25:13 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/05/16 05:45:14] DarwickAK [339/1352] has come upon kocka [202/977] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 14:49:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/05/16 06:02:30] lejah [981/1327] has come upon DarwickAK [1261/1352] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 04:59:36 is added to lejah's clock.
[01/05/16 23:20:10] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:17 towards level 102.
[01/05/16 23:39:54] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 4 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:41:09 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 102.
[01/06/16 00:07:42] Krisz [0/261] has come upon DarwickAK [233/1352] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:06:22 is added to Krisz's clock.
[01/06/16 22:27:08] DarwickAK [589/1352] has come upon Ajvorl [394/1265] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 01:58:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/07/16 07:18:42] Krisz [180/276] has come upon DarwickAK [1026/1352] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:43:36 is added to Krisz's clock.
[01/07/16 21:35:07] Krisz [158/462] has come upon DarwickAK [91/1352] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:34:37 is removed from Krisz's clock.
[01/07/16 21:35:07] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 130 amulet! Krisz picks it up, tossing his old level 78 amulet to DarwickAK.
[01/08/16 00:24:26] lejah [1322/1332] has come upon DarwickAK [1011/1300] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 17:44:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/08/16 13:29:03] DarwickAK [1028/1300] has come upon David [428/997] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:30:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/08/16 19:51:00] DarwickAK misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:54:45 from level 102.
[01/09/16 04:58:39] wabbit_, DarwickAK, David, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/16 15:29:06] DarwickAK [734/1300] has come upon David [709/997] and rocked it! 0 days, 17:56:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/10/16 22:55:14] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 59 damage. 0 days, 01:41:11 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 102.
[01/11/16 09:51:21] lejah [1090/1332] has come upon DarwickAK [398/1300] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 12:22:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/11/16 21:29:05] DarwickAK [728/1300] has come upon Ajvorl [664/1265] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 13:50:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/12/16 19:26:27] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:18 towards level 102.
[01/13/16 13:29:03] DarwickAK [1004/1303] has come upon 4R0N [412/1132] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:34:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/13/16 22:27:18] DarwickAK [865/1303] has come upon Darwick [1101/1155] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 21:43:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/13/16 23:29:06] m00 [805/1010] has come upon DarwickAK [262/1303] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 06:59:20 is removed from m00's clock.
[01/14/16 04:29:05] DarwickAK [1090/1303] has come upon [Sanyi] [341/1314] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 02:41:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/14/16 19:23:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 58 days, 11:23:45 from level 103.
[01/15/16 00:29:03] DarwickAK [870/1303] has come upon kurvaanyad [347/1221] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 04:59:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/15/16 02:00:07] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 60 damage. 0 days, 01:42:18 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 103.
[01/15/16 15:29:05] gyilkos [583/1414] has come upon DarwickAK [297/1303] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 12:29:30 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/16/16 01:19:35] DarwickAK [169/1303] has come upon peta [435/935] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 12:04:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/16/16 01:51:09] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 36 days, 04:03:41 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[01/17/16 07:29:04] DarwickAK [1185/1303] has come upon CaptianObvious [136/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 00:36:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/17/16 07:29:04] In the fierce battle, CaptianObvious dropped his level 82 tunic! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 80 tunic to CaptianObvious.
[01/17/16 20:33:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 5 days, 23:17:01 toward level 103.
[01/17/16 22:29:03] GDI [1152/1331] has come upon DarwickAK [1232/1305] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 06:17:27 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/18/16 10:54:22] Joska, GDI, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/16 01:24:12] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 36 damage. 0 days, 01:42:04 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 103.
[01/19/16 21:34:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 05:34:37 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[01/21/16 06:29:04] DarwickAK [404/1305] has come upon Kiinga [373/814] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 21:40:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/23/16 00:48:28] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 22:11:12 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[01/23/16 21:14:16] DarwickAK, Kiinga, and d-__-b [2200/2952] have team battled Joska, m00, and kurvaanyad [1461/2992] and won! 1 day, 13:36:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/16 07:13:19] endre, Kiinga, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/16 13:09:12] DarwickAK was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:00:21 from level 103.
[01/24/16 14:29:05] DarwickAK [699/1305] has come upon Krisz [375/664] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:52:45 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/25/16 06:47:47] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:09:36 towards level 103.
[01/25/16 10:29:03] DarwickAK [273/1305] has come upon kocka [415/977] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:35:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/26/16 10:02:02] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:28 towards level 103.
[01/26/16 16:29:05] [Sanyi] [76/1305] has come upon DarwickAK [106/1305] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 16:59:30 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/26/16 19:46:16] kurvaanyad [240/1000] has come upon DarwickAK [1266/1305] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 04:55:52 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/26/16 21:29:03] DarwickAK [584/1305] has come upon kocka [936/977] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:27:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/16 12:29:02] DarwickAK [602/1305] has come upon GDI [507/1054] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 06:43:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/28/16 14:31:24] David, DarwickAK, and peta [1618/3257] have team battled kurvaanyad, wabbit_, and Sanyi [2531/2971] and lost! 0 days, 14:14:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/16 01:24:38] Ajvorl, DarwickAK, and lejah [3469/3856] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and Sanyi [741/3462] and won! 0 days, 01:29:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/16 09:29:05] DarwickAK [271/1305] has come upon Fruit [636/747] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:33:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/29/16 20:05:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:43:05 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[01/29/16 20:34:18] kurvaanyad, endre, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/16 00:29:04] GDI [264/1054] has come upon DarwickAK [787/1305] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:44:22 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/30/16 05:29:06] DarwickAK [740/1305] has come upon GDI [503/1054] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 07:32:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/30/16 06:05:32] DarwickAK [819/1305] has come upon GDI [295/1054] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:35:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/30/16 19:49:01] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:37 towards level 103.
[01/30/16 19:56:12] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 50 with their belt. 0 days, 01:42:55 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 103.
[01/30/16 21:15:34] DarwickAK [1057/1305] has come upon m00 [703/1027] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/31/16 00:15:55] DarwickAK [365/1305] has come upon Joska [810/998] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 02:43:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/31/16 01:29:03] 4R0N [848/1143] has come upon DarwickAK [57/1305] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:50:37 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/31/16 01:29:03] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 62 helm! 4R0N picks it up, tossing his old level 61 helm to DarwickAK.
[01/31/16 20:38:46] DarwickAK [453/1304] has come upon GDI [19/1054] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 01:36:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/01/16 13:22:54] DarwickAK, wabbit_, and Darwick [2618/3317] have team battled lejah, David, and Sanyi [1018/3416] and won! 1 day, 08:35:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/16 23:09:50] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 30 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:43:33 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 104.
[02/03/16 06:23:41] DarwickAK [685/1304] has come upon Kiinga [758/814] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 01:58:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/03/16 09:44:48] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/16 14:29:02] GDI [54/1054] has come upon DarwickAK [669/1309] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 04:54:05 is added to GDI's clock.
[02/04/16 08:56:48] DarwickAK, kocka, and sajtoscsiga [2210/2566] have team battled CaptianObvious, Droid, and lejah [57/2983] and won! 0 days, 03:50:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 11:26:42] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/16 15:29:02] DarwickAK [365/1309] has come upon gyilkos [111/1414] and rocked it! 16 days, 05:15:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/04/16 18:49:35] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:13:38 towards level 104.
[02/05/16 21:29:05] Sanyi [1021/1113] has come upon DarwickAK [524/1309] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:36:07 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/06/16 07:57:20] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:24:59 towards level 104.
[02/06/16 12:13:30] Krisz [277/671] has come upon DarwickAK [1298/1309] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:00:00 is added to Krisz's clock.
[02/07/16 03:29:03] Sanyi [956/1113] has come upon DarwickAK [1102/1309] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 16:32:37 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/07/16 08:29:03] 4R0N [395/1144] has come upon DarwickAK [633/1309] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:45:49 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[02/08/16 06:03:33] GDI, m00, DarwickAK, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/16 08:08:30] Darwick [523/1155] has come upon DarwickAK [566/1309] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:58:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/08/16 22:17:20] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:14:26 towards level 104.
[02/09/16 18:26:24] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 81 with their belt. 0 days, 01:43:44 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 104.
[02/09/16 19:05:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 2 days, 20:50:58 toward level 104.
[02/10/16 11:29:02] DarwickAK [802/1309] has come upon 4R0N [954/1144] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 06:17:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/10/16 16:29:06] DarwickAK [1170/1309] has come upon David [503/1022] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 14:56:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/10/16 18:36:30] lejah [1015/1286] has come upon DarwickAK [414/1309] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:04:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/10/16 21:37:29] lejah [1139/1286] has come upon DarwickAK [1226/1309] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:40:47 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/10/16 21:57:56] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 16:20:10 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[02/11/16 18:44:28] lejah [47/1286] has come upon DarwickAK [857/1309] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:02:12 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/11/16 21:48:58] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 11:30:28 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[02/12/16 09:49:27] lejah [647/1286] has come upon DarwickAK [1277/1309] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 08:32:04 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/12/16 23:39:07] Kiinga, Krisz, and 4R0N [2076/2654] have team battled peta, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK [383/3202] and won! 0 days, 07:41:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/16 03:55:25] lejah [893/1286] has come upon DarwickAK [641/1309] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 08:10:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/13/16 05:10:30] sajtoscsiga, endre, and Crush [1172/1594] have team battled DarwickAK, kocka, and Joska [1428/3321] and lost! 0 days, 02:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/16 09:29:04] 4R0N [803/1144] has come upon DarwickAK [739/1309] and rocked it! 9 days, 08:58:47 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[02/14/16 05:29:04] peta [268/929] has come upon DarwickAK [467/1309] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:27:37 is added to peta's clock.
[02/16/16 00:03:49] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:35 towards level 104.
[02/16/16 14:04:11] Ajvorl, lejah, Kiinga, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/16 07:24:28] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and David [353/3599] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and m00 [1768/3239] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 15:22:22] lejah [1030/1296] has come upon DarwickAK [1246/1309] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:46:21 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/18/16 17:05:51] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 185 with their belt. 0 days, 01:43:30 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 104.
[02/18/16 23:24:56] Joska, GDI, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/16 15:30:19] lejah [846/1296] has come upon DarwickAK [96/1309] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 16:18:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/19/16 20:29:06] DarwickAK [779/1309] has come upon Fruit [208/773] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:03:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/20/16 16:47:50] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 08:42:36 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[02/21/16 16:38:53] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 146. 0 days, 01:43:08 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 104.
[02/22/16 00:35:49] DarwickAK [363/1309] has come upon Krisz [343/719] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:22:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/22/16 03:09:29] Crush [48/477] has come upon DarwickAK [4/1309] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 11:43:37 is removed from Crush's clock.
[02/22/16 20:10:23] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 3 damage. 0 days, 01:43:41 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 104.
[02/22/16 23:29:05] DarwickAK [185/1309] has come upon endre [317/869] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:47:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/23/16 06:24:52] DarwickAK [1014/1309] has come upon gyilkos [977/1164] and fucked they ass up! 24 days, 11:41:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/23/16 08:34:45] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:20:44 towards level 105.
[02/23/16 16:20:54] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 22:21:47 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[02/23/16 17:42:23] DarwickAK [34/1309] has come upon Kiinga [15/814] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 12 days, 07:49:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/23/16 19:03:13] lejah [405/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [288/1309] and fucked they ass up! 18 days, 02:11:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/24/16 16:00:00] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:19:39 from level 105.
[02/24/16 19:11:11] lejah [471/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [609/1309] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 23:04:12 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/25/16 00:49:48] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:08:34 towards level 105.
[02/25/16 01:29:05] DarwickAK [702/1309] has come upon GDI [223/1070] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 01:01:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/26/16 10:24:09] lejah [1033/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [493/1309] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/26/16 10:24:09] lejah has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 4 days, 20:51:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/26/16 22:29:05] DarwickAK [872/1309] has come upon Droid [577/641] and rocked it! 3 days, 19:51:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/28/16 00:25:18] endre, 4R0N, sajtoscsiga, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/16 15:23:45] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:45:31 towards level 105.
[02/29/16 03:04:39] Crush, gyilkos, sajtoscsiga, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/29/16 19:07:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 12:56:28 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[03/01/16 08:20:44] Ajvorl, Joska, GDI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/16 11:16:51] DarwickAK was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:39:37 from level 105.
[03/02/16 17:38:45] gyilkos [246/1164] has come upon DarwickAK [365/1309] and realized it was a bad decision! 13 days, 11:10:16 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/02/16 23:08:00] lejah [196/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [616/1309] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:45:23 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/04/16 05:37:17] m00, DarwickAK, and kocka [1260/3568] have team battled kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and d-__-b [733/2937] and won! 0 days, 18:12:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/16 11:19:58] lejah [942/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [535/1309] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 19:18:36 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/04/16 14:51:08] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:21:46 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[03/04/16 14:57:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 02:51:29 toward level 105.
[03/04/16 17:05:09] d-__-b [6/851] has come upon DarwickAK [482/1309] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 10:00:03 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[03/05/16 17:29:56] lejah [432/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [444/1309] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 22:57:45 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/05/16 20:29:02] CaptianObvious [205/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [521/1309] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:22:46 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/06/16 21:32:41] DarwickAK [918/1309] has come upon 4R0N [353/1156] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 05:29:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/06/16 21:32:41] In the fierce battle, 4R0N dropped his level 141 amulet! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 78 amulet to 4R0N.
[03/07/16 19:46:38] CaptianObvious [609/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [1297/1372] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 09:03:18 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/08/16 17:55:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 27 days, 08:04:10 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[03/08/16 23:55:52] lejah [375/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [636/1372] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 13:41:34 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/09/16 18:01:50] lejah [227/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [549/1372] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:16:52 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/10/16 03:34:28] Droid [649/655] has come upon DarwickAK [723/1372] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 01:41:39 is added to Droid's clock.
[03/10/16 09:50:07] CaptianObvious, endre, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/16 00:11:48] lejah [422/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [129/1372] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:17:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/11/16 01:29:03] CaptianObvious [614/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [734/1372] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 14:49:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/12/16 02:18:39] DarwickAK [75/1372] has come upon kocka [972/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 03:22:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/12/16 07:29:03] DarwickAK [1126/1372] has come upon David [355/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 11:53:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/12/16 07:52:52] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:54:51 towards level 106.
[03/12/16 13:39:05] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:12:07 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[03/13/16 09:30:45] lejah [1328/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [1237/1372] and fucked they ass up! 20 days, 15:20:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/13/16 13:29:04] m00 [538/985] has come upon DarwickAK [151/1372] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:50:02 is removed from m00's clock.
[03/14/16 17:01:45] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 51 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:45:15 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 106.
[03/16/16 05:49:53] Droid, Kiinga, and peta [1083/2514] have team battled Crush, DarwickAK, and endre [1363/2974] and lost! 1 day, 13:58:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/16 07:00:06] DarwickAK [1332/1372] has come upon [Sanyi] [536/1332] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 10:46:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/20/16 12:59:17] DarwickAK [36/1372] has come upon peta [730/1010] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 03:46:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/20/16 18:12:21] DarwickAK [695/1372] has come upon kocka [452/1035] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 10:45:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/22/16 10:37:46] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:52:58 towards level 106.
[03/22/16 10:58:21] GDI, CaptianObvious, d-__-b, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/16 14:35:07] Krisz [188/802] has come upon DarwickAK [748/1372] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 00:27:00 is added to Krisz's clock.
[03/23/16 15:41:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:09:18 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[03/23/16 16:03:36] m00, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/16 16:15:38] DarwickAK, Crush, and [Sanyi] [2910/3298] have team battled kocka, m00, and Kiinga [2460/2851] and won! 0 days, 19:42:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/16 16:47:06] Darwick, [Sanyi], and Kiinga [2073/3553] have team battled DarwickAK, Droid, and kocka [534/3097] and won! 2 days, 13:46:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/16 19:09:39] DarwickAK misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:22:08 from level 106.
[03/24/16 15:32:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:32:31 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[03/24/16 15:32:43] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 6 with their belt. 0 days, 01:45:22 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 106.
[03/25/16 11:15:57] GDI, d-__-b, DarwickAK, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/16 15:23:46] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:19:33 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[03/26/16 06:29:06] DarwickAK [280/1372] has come upon sajtoscsiga [547/584] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:02:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/26/16 11:34:20] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:33:46 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[03/26/16 12:05:53] kurvaanyad, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/16 15:14:53] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:13:28 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[03/26/16 16:36:16] DarwickAK [745/1372] has come upon 4R0N [197/1093] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:09:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/26/16 22:41:05] DarwickAK [1312/1373] has come upon kocka [714/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 02:00:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/28/16 00:50:20] DarwickAK EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:12:45 from level 107.
[03/28/16 04:29:03] DarwickAK [116/1373] has come upon GDI [752/1067] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 04:12:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/28/16 10:09:07] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 01:49:52 from level 107.
[03/29/16 00:29:06] DarwickAK [895/1373] has come upon Crush [155/589] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 21:49:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/30/16 20:31:50] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 06:14:01 towards level 107.
[03/31/16 12:29:04] m00 [302/1025] has come upon DarwickAK [1181/1373] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 03:36:37 is added to m00's clock.
[04/01/16 05:46:28] 4R0N, DarwickAK, and endre [747/3490] have team battled Ajvorl, Droid, and GDI [2472/3151] and lost! 0 days, 07:01:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/16 11:31:53] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 09:27:19 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[04/02/16 20:30:33] DarwickAK [1122/1367] has come upon Krisz [431/852] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 19:37:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/02/16 21:02:16] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:37:03 towards level 107.
[04/03/16 00:29:02] DarwickAK [292/1367] has come upon m00 [489/1025] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 10:09:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/03/16 05:29:03] endre [553/985] has come upon DarwickAK [1247/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 02:34:55 is added to endre's clock.
[04/03/16 15:03:32] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 18:55:08 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[04/03/16 15:29:03] [Sanyi] [1262/1348] has come upon DarwickAK [594/1367] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:17:05 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/04/16 20:21:44] Droid [740/833] has come upon DarwickAK [950/1367] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:20:17 is added to Droid's clock.
[04/05/16 16:18:47] DarwickAK [1211/1367] has come upon Joska [460/1160] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 11:29:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/06/16 08:55:12] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:15:00 towards level 107.
[04/07/16 19:36:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 01:09:02 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[04/08/16 14:19:18] m00, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [772/3647] have team battled gyilkos, endre, and Droid [631/2768] and won! 2 days, 10:56:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/16 14:51:14] DarwickAK [816/1367] has come upon GDI [94/1075] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 19:34:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/10/16 08:04:03] DarwickAK [541/1367] has come upon gyilkos [846/994] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:16:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/10/16 08:07:32] DarwickAK [286/1367] has come upon Krisz [573/859] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 02:58:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/10/16 19:41:01] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:05 towards level 107.
[04/12/16 02:37:10] David [208/1152] has come upon DarwickAK [496/1367] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 15:03:17 is added to David's clock.
[04/12/16 08:06:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 1 day, 09:48:02 toward level 107.
[04/13/16 03:11:21] [Sanyi], Krisz, and m00 [1502/3232] have team battled kurvaanyad, kocka, and DarwickAK [1384/3563] and won! 0 days, 13:51:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/16 03:54:04] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:21 towards level 107.
[04/13/16 20:26:57] Joska, kocka, d-__-b, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/16 22:22:03] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and Krisz [256/3462] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [1807/3632] and lost! 1 day, 23:11:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/16 14:22:40] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:36 towards level 107.
[04/18/16 08:43:22] DarwickAK [835/1367] has come upon CaptianObvious [53/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:36:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/20/16 23:32:56] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:03 towards level 107.
[04/21/16 13:22:21] Crush, endre, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/16 14:31:03] Joska, m00, and kocka [2520/3216] have team battled DarwickAK, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [624/3450] and won! 0 days, 02:56:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/16 17:27:39] DarwickAK [360/1367] has come upon Ajvorl [1292/1305] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:00:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/21/16 22:21:36] 4R0N [129/1101] has come upon DarwickAK [227/1367] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:45:57 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[04/22/16 10:53:39] susmus [1/51] has come upon DarwickAK [1211/1367] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:05:42 is added to susmus's clock.
[04/24/16 05:09:37] DarwickAK [820/1367] has come upon Ajvorl [1216/1305] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:31:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/24/16 05:21:36] DarwickAK [948/1367] has come upon kocka [396/1031] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:31:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/24/16 11:10:23] DarwickAK saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:44:24 from level 107.
[04/24/16 13:25:56] GDI, kurvaanyad, and m00 [1165/3259] have team battled CaptianObvious, Krisz, and DarwickAK [3072/3474] and lost! 7 days, 05:37:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/16 21:25:33] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:08 from level 107.
[04/25/16 01:36:28] peta, m00, and endre [965/2950] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [1704/3675] and lost! 5 days, 06:10:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/16 14:48:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 08:52:02 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[04/26/16 08:01:00] DarwickAK [338/1367] has come upon gyilkos [600/994] and realized it was a bad decision! 14 days, 13:51:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/26/16 15:02:36] Crush, peta, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/16 15:03:49] DarwickAK [907/1367] has come upon Crush [169/638] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 20:49:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/27/16 08:21:34] DarwickAK [316/1367] has come upon peta [102/986] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 13:29:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/27/16 14:49:54] Joska, peta, and DarwickAK [1749/3513] have team battled susmus, Kiinga, and 4R0N [2106/2346] and lost! 3 days, 05:27:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/16 18:21:38] CaptianObvious [215/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [691/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 04:16:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/28/16 04:58:32] susmus, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [2276/2789] have team battled kocka, endre, and 4R0N [324/3071] and won! 0 days, 03:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/16 13:27:40] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [2735/3970] have team battled endre, susmus, and kocka [1783/2398] and won! 0 days, 06:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/16 17:02:24] susmus [157/428] has come upon DarwickAK [623/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:53:09 is added to susmus's clock.
[04/28/16 19:40:36] m00, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [1512/3535] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [879/3414] and won! 0 days, 02:03:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/16 00:21:37] CaptianObvious [1088/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [225/1367] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 13:55:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/29/16 20:21:36] DarwickAK [86/1367] has come upon susmus [308/428] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 21:32:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/30/16 10:23:27] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 19:50:58 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[04/30/16 16:21:35] DarwickAK [227/1367] has come upon Sanyi [736/1143] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 04:02:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/01/16 17:21:34] m00 [524/1025] has come upon DarwickAK [336/1367] and rocked it! 4 days, 21:54:20 is removed from m00's clock.
[05/01/16 18:30:52] Kiinga, endre, and gyilkos [2034/2760] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [566/3787] and won! 0 days, 16:17:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/16 13:46:17] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 09:52:37 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[05/03/16 09:56:54] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 15:44:10 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[05/04/16 16:07:59] kurvaanyad, 4R0N, and Krisz [1091/3117] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and gyilkos [2836/3730] and lost! 0 days, 19:19:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/16 13:19:37] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 00:21:49 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[05/05/16 21:30:43] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:14:50 towards level 108.
[05/06/16 03:07:26] DarwickAK, m00, and kocka [2996/3427] have team battled [Sanyi], Kiinga, and Sanyi [1279/3328] and won! 0 days, 21:17:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/16 23:52:55] endre [875/915] has come upon DarwickAK [691/1367] and fucked they ass up! 19 days, 08:41:35 is removed from endre's clock.
[05/09/16 00:52:58] DarwickAK [1020/1367] has come upon endre [608/915] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 01:52:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/09/16 05:52:58] endre [98/915] has come upon DarwickAK [833/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 04:04:12 is added to endre's clock.
[05/10/16 06:52:59] GDI [928/1069] has come upon DarwickAK [1206/1367] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:44:26 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/11/16 02:52:59] DarwickAK [43/1367] has come upon Droid [309/839] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:03:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/16 05:46:04] GDI [236/1069] has come upon DarwickAK [1124/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 23:27:17 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/11/16 06:12:04] susmus, endre, and Crush [784/2026] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and Joska [1409/3558] and lost! 0 days, 06:57:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/16 22:52:55] Kiinga [710/1004] has come upon DarwickAK [486/1367] and rocked it! 0 days, 12:09:35 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[05/12/16 03:52:57] kurvaanyad [82/1170] has come upon DarwickAK [1239/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 05:14:13 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/12/16 13:04:16] Kiinga, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [1191/3386] have team battled kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, and peta [2826/3468] and lost! 0 days, 04:05:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/16 22:57:56] m00, susmus, and d-__-b [553/2395] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and Droid [3063/3366] and lost! 0 days, 14:49:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/16 23:44:02] DarwickAK, endre, and m00 [2311/3311] have team battled peta, Kiinga, and Droid [1700/2836] and won! 1 day, 19:58:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/16 21:42:04] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:18 towards level 108.
[05/14/16 05:04:08] Krisz, DarwickAK, d-__-b, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/16 05:52:59] gyilkos [637/1015] has come upon DarwickAK [1014/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 09:39:21 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[05/14/16 20:51:59] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 12. 0 days, 01:47:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 108.
[05/15/16 03:01:48] CaptianObvious [83/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [369/1367] and realized it was a bad decision! 13 days, 19:51:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/15/16 06:52:56] DarwickAK [684/1367] has come upon Kiinga [946/1004] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 09:49:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/15/16 08:27:51] DarwickAK [826/1367] has come upon CaptianObvious [937/1255] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:43:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/15/16 17:02:33] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:33:36 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[05/16/16 17:52:57] 4R0N [171/1132] has come upon DarwickAK [1009/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 06:08:54 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[05/17/16 14:56:09] Crush, endre, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/16 07:59:17] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:20 towards level 108.
[05/18/16 10:00:27] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:37 towards level 108.
[05/18/16 12:48:55] endre, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/16 13:18:02] DarwickAK [595/1367] has come upon [Sanyi] [1086/1348] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 17:53:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/18/16 16:35:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 22:38:14 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[05/18/16 20:16:06] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 03:13:57 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[05/18/16 20:16:06] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 45 damage. 0 days, 01:48:42 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 109.
[05/19/16 00:52:59] DarwickAK [897/1367] has come upon Sanyi [559/1143] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 08:39:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/20/16 16:43:47] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:24:42 towards level 109.
[05/21/16 07:30:45] Kiinga [192/1013] has come upon DarwickAK [397/1367] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 15:14:32 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[05/21/16 20:06:52] DarwickAK [530/1367] has come upon endre [246/915] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 18:49:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/23/16 09:16:22] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:57:35 towards level 109.
[05/24/16 00:00:13] kocka [645/1031] has come upon DarwickAK [47/1367] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:27:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/24/16 20:52:55] DarwickAK [358/1367] has come upon Droid [460/839] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 04:19:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/25/16 19:13:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 20:39:21 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[05/26/16 15:55:26] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:56:29 towards level 109.
[05/26/16 21:46:14] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:47:17 from level 109.
[05/26/16 22:52:58] Sanyi [612/1152] has come upon DarwickAK [134/1367] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 07:16:10 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[05/27/16 03:52:56] DarwickAK [258/1367] has come upon gyilkos [714/1054] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 08:13:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/27/16 04:29:23] DarwickAK [1101/1367] has come upon Kiinga [655/1026] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 04:16:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/28/16 06:56:48] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:53:11 from level 109.
[05/28/16 18:46:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 04:27:37 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[05/30/16 10:44:02] susmus, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/16 18:28:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 07:57:30 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[05/30/16 18:28:24] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 20 with their belt. 0 days, 01:48:01 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 109.
[05/31/16 00:32:11] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:41:32 towards level 109.
[05/31/16 13:10:16] Ajvorl, DarwickAK, m00, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/16 09:12:34] Joska, DarwickAK, m00, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/16 14:26:20] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:20:45 towards level 109.
[06/01/16 14:29:57] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:35:59 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[06/01/16 15:37:10] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:56:32 from level 109.
[06/01/16 18:52:58] DarwickAK [451/1367] has come upon susmus [463/546] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 16:40:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/02/16 06:01:37] gyilkos, DarwickAK, d-__-b, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/16 11:08:15] 4R0N [218/1151] has come upon DarwickAK [1093/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 18:38:29 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/03/16 19:08:39] kurvaanyad [922/1170] has come upon DarwickAK [1188/1367] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 23:27:17 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/04/16 00:47:25] gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [2007/3601] have team battled Kiinga, endre, and DarwickAK [3093/3324] and lost! 1 day, 05:46:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/16 11:52:55] 4R0N [0/1153] has come upon DarwickAK [23/1367] in a drunken stoopor and had their ass knocked out in a slapfight! 4 days, 15:39:23 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/04/16 12:06:07] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:40:11 from level 109.
[06/05/16 03:26:42] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:53 towards level 109.
[06/05/16 12:52:57] DarwickAK [255/1367] has come upon Joska [379/1227] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 19:37:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/05/16 17:52:59] [Sanyi] [332/1379] has come upon DarwickAK [379/1367] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 16:59:02 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/06/16 11:07:24] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:41:06 from level 109.
[06/06/16 13:45:02] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 04:15:30 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[06/06/16 16:08:02] DarwickAK got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:01:15 from level 109.
[06/06/16 17:25:33] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 27 damage. 0 days, 01:48:10 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 109.
[06/06/16 18:52:00] David, DarwickAK, peta, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/16 16:48:24] DarwickAK, d-__-b, 4R0N, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/16 16:27:19] DarwickAK, GDI, d-__-b, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/16 06:52:58] d-__-b [366/874] has come upon DarwickAK [750/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:00:21 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[06/09/16 07:46:06] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:46 towards level 109.
[06/09/16 15:20:19] DarwickAK [1232/1367] has come upon susmus [453/558] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:34:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/09/16 15:20:19] DarwickAK has dealt susmus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:37:23 is added to susmus's clock.
[06/09/16 19:34:00] DarwickAK [549/1367] has come upon Darwick [599/1377] and realized it was a bad decision! 14 days, 21:03:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/10/16 07:05:22] m00 [875/1048] has come upon DarwickAK [189/1367] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:48:21 is removed from m00's clock.
[06/10/16 15:47:58] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:51:34 from level 110.
[06/11/16 06:01:13] susmus, 4R0N, and DarwickAK [723/3078] have team battled Joska, Sanyi, and Kiinga [3295/3414] and lost! 1 day, 22:38:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/16 10:32:38] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:02:51 from level 110.
[06/11/16 13:00:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 57 days, 22:22:02 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[06/12/16 12:30:07] endre, Krisz, and d-__-b [2399/2664] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and Droid [1727/3459] and won! 0 days, 06:28:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/16 14:42:11] DarwickAK was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:48:04 from level 110.
[06/12/16 21:59:52] gyilkos [701/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [62/1367] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 17:48:26 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/13/16 12:19:35] 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1730/3897] have team battled gyilkos, [Sanyi], and d-__-b [1032/3313] and won! 1 day, 21:25:45 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/16 16:25:03] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/16 23:54:37] peta [669/1034] has come upon DarwickAK [912/1355] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 13:04:25 is added to peta's clock.
[06/14/16 03:12:17] Joska [716/1209] has come upon DarwickAK [727/1355] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 13 days, 01:51:17 is added to Joska's clock.
[06/14/16 16:52:58] DarwickAK [645/1355] has come upon IRPGbot [807/1488] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 20:59:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/15/16 12:24:19] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 17:35:17 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[06/15/16 23:09:06] Joska, Droid, and endre [2060/3193] have team battled DarwickAK, gyilkos, and GDI [619/3512] and won! 1 day, 23:14:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/16 04:18:19] Joska [193/1209] has come upon DarwickAK [290/1355] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 09:05:02 is added to Joska's clock.
[06/17/16 11:04:44] Droid, DarwickAK, and peta [1794/3445] have team battled Ajvorl, d-__-b, and Kiinga [2613/3244] and lost! 0 days, 21:36:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/16 20:39:16] Ajvorl, DarwickAK, peta, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/16 00:52:58] DarwickAK [412/1355] has come upon GDI [793/1097] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 23:19:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/18/16 05:46:26] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:20:08 towards level 110.
[06/18/16 16:45:19] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, peta, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/16 23:48:43] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:05:25 towards level 110.
[06/19/16 11:48:29] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 23:05:01 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[06/21/16 11:30:26] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 21 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:49:49 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 110.
[06/21/16 20:06:34] peta [495/1045] has come upon DarwickAK [899/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 22:15:17 is added to peta's clock.
[06/23/16 05:52:58] Darwick [1003/1291] has come upon DarwickAK [605/1355] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 01:10:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/24/16 03:57:29] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:45:29 from level 110.
[06/24/16 14:44:02] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 146 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:49:31 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 110.
[06/25/16 14:35:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 07:31:08 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[06/25/16 17:52:58] Krisz [500/1077] has come upon DarwickAK [825/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:21:42 is added to Krisz's clock.
[06/26/16 10:45:40] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 04:04:54 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[06/26/16 14:26:13] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 68 damage. 0 days, 01:49:15 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 110.
[06/27/16 17:41:59] DarwickAK [949/1355] has come upon 4R0N [922/1159] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 00:47:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/28/16 14:08:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:26:00 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[06/28/16 16:08:32] David, Joska, DarwickAK, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/16 20:52:58] DarwickAK [558/1355] has come upon kurvaanyad [822/1171] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 16:11:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/29/16 05:38:13] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:24 towards level 110.
[06/29/16 13:59:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 14:42:35 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[06/29/16 20:43:15] Sanyi, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [3333/3416] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and 4R0N [890/3805] and won! 0 days, 13:27:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/16 03:19:40] m00, endre, and GDI [1039/3147] have team battled DarwickAK, Joska, and Droid [3606/3672] and lost! 5 days, 10:54:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/16 20:45:03] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:52 towards level 110.
[07/01/16 13:41:23] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 101 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:49:07 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 110.
[07/01/16 23:52:57] kocka [208/1046] has come upon DarwickAK [915/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:53:02 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/02/16 14:52:59] gyilkos [6/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [1080/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:10:29 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/03/16 15:52:57] DarwickAK [258/1355] has come upon kurvaanyad [690/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:31:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/03/16 17:24:35] kocka [648/1046] has come upon DarwickAK [1150/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:11:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/03/16 17:43:13] kocka [184/1046] has come upon DarwickAK [825/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:58:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/05/16 02:37:43] kocka, GDI, and gyilkos [2246/3278] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and Ajvorl [2485/3918] and lost! 1 day, 17:55:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/16 02:47:28] 4R0N, kurvaanyad, and Droid [2985/3399] have team battled DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and kocka [2392/3712] and won! 6 days, 07:42:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/16 00:17:07] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/16 08:06:44] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:38 towards level 110.
[07/07/16 08:43:36] wabbit_ [449/858] has come upon DarwickAK [1002/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:41:08 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[07/07/16 17:54:31] DarwickAK was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:36 from level 110.
[07/07/16 23:05:27] DarwickAK, GDI, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/16 08:58:01] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 19:42:59 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[07/09/16 01:52:59] [Sanyi] [1100/1367] has come upon DarwickAK [1318/1355] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 20:02:07 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/09/16 05:08:30] Ajvorl, peta, and DarwickAK [3429/3708] have team battled 4R0N, Droid, and GDI [1481/3654] and won! 0 days, 03:58:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/16 11:52:59] DarwickAK [44/1355] has come upon [Sanyi] [869/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:16:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/09/16 16:52:59] GDI [33/1426] has come upon DarwickAK [746/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:38:45 is added to GDI's clock.
[07/09/16 22:18:18] DarwickAK [622/1355] has come upon peta [75/1047] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 01:02:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/10/16 04:08:44] kocka [938/1051] has come upon DarwickAK [715/1355] and fucked they ass up! 25 days, 16:46:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/10/16 04:08:44] kocka has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 17 days, 10:56:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/10/16 12:52:59] kocka [161/1051] has come upon DarwickAK [1236/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 20:22:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/11/16 03:52:57] DarwickAK [1117/1355] has come upon [Sanyi] [1324/1367] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 22:20:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/11/16 08:31:04] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 19:34:52 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[07/11/16 11:33:38] DarwickAK, peta, kocka, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/16 11:39:34] Droid [171/1065] has come upon DarwickAK [468/1355] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 13:17:11 is added to Droid's clock.
[07/11/16 16:54:53] DarwickAK fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:57:40 from level 111.
[07/12/16 08:22:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 17:59:28 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[07/12/16 09:52:58] DarwickAK [664/1355] has come upon Droid [113/1065] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 02:18:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/13/16 08:13:18] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 54 damage. 0 days, 01:50:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 111.
[07/13/16 08:22:28] GDI, Droid, and David [3384/3676] have team battled kocka, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [2220/3602] and won! 1 day, 17:29:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/16 12:13:28] Darwick [220/1296] has come upon DarwickAK [1213/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:45:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/13/16 16:11:25] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:14:26 from level 111.
[07/14/16 00:17:04] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:02:36 towards level 111.
[07/14/16 04:33:53] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:21:10 towards level 111.
[07/14/16 08:04:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 23:46:07 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[07/15/16 02:52:55] DarwickAK [101/1355] has come upon kurvaanyad [720/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 06:27:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/16/16 07:46:14] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 58. 0 days, 01:50:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 111.
[07/16/16 11:37:08] David, DarwickAK, GDI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/16 07:37:16] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 23:52:54 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[07/17/16 17:40:29] DarwickAK was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:52:11 from level 111.
[07/18/16 15:52:56] Ajvorl [1246/1324] has come upon DarwickAK [981/1355] and rocked it! 3 days, 06:06:46 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[07/19/16 03:30:43] DarwickAK [1189/1355] has come upon GDI [906/1419] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 03:53:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/19/16 04:05:56] Droid [219/1077] has come upon DarwickAK [1054/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:27:35 is added to Droid's clock.
[07/19/16 06:52:56] DarwickAK [65/1355] has come upon kurvaanyad [589/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 00:52:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/19/16 10:59:55] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 40. 0 days, 01:50:02 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 111.
[07/19/16 19:23:43] Joska, kurvaanyad, and peta [1470/3481] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Droid [1260/3799] and won! 2 days, 07:14:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/16 22:44:58] kocka [1240/1266] has come upon DarwickAK [68/1355] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 23:15:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/20/16 13:03:30] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:49:25 towards level 111.
[07/20/16 16:01:07] Joska, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/16 05:05:18] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/16 18:38:00] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:09:23 towards level 111.
[07/22/16 10:32:56] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 01:12:19 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[07/23/16 00:35:06] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and kocka [443/3977] have team battled GDI, Ajvorl, and gyilkos [1712/3763] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/16 06:43:28] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 21:23:29 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[07/23/16 15:30:02] DarwickAK, Kiinga, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/16 01:52:57] Ajvorl [196/1324] has come upon DarwickAK [1190/1344] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 16:08:28 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[07/24/16 10:14:58] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 06:46:07 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[07/24/16 21:52:57] kocka [1091/1266] has come upon DarwickAK [757/1344] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 05:33:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/25/16 06:25:26] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:31:48 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[07/26/16 06:16:26] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:16:41 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[07/26/16 07:44:05] DarwickAK [44/1344] has come upon kocka [507/1266] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 04:15:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/26/16 23:56:05] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Kiinga [240/3983] have team battled GDI, Sanyi, and Ajvorl [388/3741] and lost! 1 day, 21:07:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/16 15:25:20] Joska, peta, and gyilkos [3262/3554] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Darwick [212/3808] and won! 1 day, 05:54:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 09:39:01] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 51 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:51:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 112.
[07/28/16 14:51:33] 4R0N, Joska, and DarwickAK [563/3767] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and Sanyi [678/3713] and lost! 0 days, 19:14:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/16 20:56:13] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:51:32 from level 112.
[07/29/16 16:16:00] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and kocka [207/3833] have team battled [Sanyi], Droid, and peta [2915/3516] and lost! 0 days, 03:04:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/16 05:40:30] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 51. 0 days, 01:51:15 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 112.
[07/31/16 03:52:57] DarwickAK [149/1352] has come upon Sanyi [804/1215] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 05:19:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/31/16 13:52:56] DarwickAK [157/1352] has come upon kocka [303/1266] and got flexed on in combat! 20 days, 21:25:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/31/16 16:57:22] David [1115/1192] has come upon DarwickAK [64/1352] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 09:49:07 is removed from David's clock.
[07/31/16 23:52:58] [Sanyi] [1059/1376] has come upon DarwickAK [951/1352] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 21:22:24 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/01/16 22:01:56] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 02:50:44 from level 112.
[08/02/16 20:52:59] DarwickAK [132/1352] has come upon Joska [1026/1267] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 15:51:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/03/16 08:12:47] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 07:08:01 towards level 112.
[08/04/16 11:05:26] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 15:21:10 towards level 112.
[08/04/16 19:45:45] DarwickAK, 4R0N, kocka, and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/16 08:52:57] Darwick [738/1296] has come upon DarwickAK [984/1352] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 11:55:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/05/16 16:01:56] DarwickAK [1306/1352] has come upon Joska [519/1267] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 08:54:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/05/16 18:52:59] GDI [639/984] has come upon DarwickAK [1029/1352] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 00:43:08 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/05/16 20:35:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 21 days, 02:26:36 toward level 112.
[08/06/16 14:45:42] Joska, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/16 09:42:15] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:54:58 from level 112.
[08/07/16 10:52:58] GDI [207/984] has come upon DarwickAK [455/1352] and realized it was a bad decision! 11 days, 03:29:59 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/07/16 11:47:18] DarwickAK, GDI, and Joska [363/3603] have team battled peta, Sanyi, and gyilkos [1222/3525] and lost! 5 days, 05:55:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/16 16:19:02] Darwick [93/1296] has come upon DarwickAK [0/1352] and rocked it! 5 days, 06:30:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/08/16 20:03:32] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:11:09 towards level 112.
[08/09/16 01:10:43] peta, DarwickAK, and Droid [906/3511] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and Kiinga [2884/3552] and lost! 2 days, 11:45:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/16 07:51:01] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 02:09:41 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[08/09/16 08:57:58] 4R0N [157/1195] has come upon DarwickAK [431/1352] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:02:58 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/09/16 20:33:49] wabbit_, [Sanyi], and Droid [3304/3357] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1635/3928] and won! 2 days, 22:07:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 04:01:34] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:34:44 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[08/10/16 16:15:28] gyilkos, Sanyi, and Droid [1058/3576] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and GDI [1809/3712] and lost! 2 days, 06:26:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/16 02:57:40] 4R0N [653/1195] has come upon DarwickAK [164/1352] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 07:53:56 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/11/16 09:52:56] DarwickAK [1127/1352] has come upon peta [657/1054] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 21:58:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/11/16 17:25:06] DarwickAK, peta, 4R0N, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/16 19:52:58] gyilkos [950/1246] has come upon DarwickAK [666/1352] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 01:04:50 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/12/16 07:24:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 14:11:19 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[08/12/16 20:52:57] kurvaanyad [1171/1180] has come upon DarwickAK [102/1352] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 18:47:57 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/13/16 19:12:16] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:59:00 towards level 112.
[08/15/16 12:02:03] 4R0N [550/1195] has come upon DarwickAK [431/1352] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 00:57:25 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/15/16 15:10:11] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:28:20 from level 112.
[08/16/16 07:54:23] DarwickAK, peta, GDI, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/16 12:25:26] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:51 towards level 112.
[08/17/16 02:58:39] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 11:32:40 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[08/17/16 10:52:59] DarwickAK [1061/1352] has come upon David [60/1192] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:49:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/17/16 23:35:05] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/16 06:30:07] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:44:42 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[08/18/16 14:54:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 07:21:26 toward level 112.
[08/19/16 03:56:31] DarwickAK [4/1352] has come upon Joska [119/1271] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:35:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/19/16 17:52:59] DarwickAK [250/1352] has come upon GDI [300/985] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:24:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/20/16 06:12:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 07:48:49 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[08/20/16 13:52:58] DarwickAK [25/1352] has come upon Darwick [1327/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:51:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/21/16 05:37:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 18:09:46 from level 112.
[08/21/16 14:52:57] DarwickAK [1295/1352] has come upon 4R0N [322/1198] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:24:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/21/16 17:10:43] gyilkos, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/16 19:52:58] Sanyi [260/1225] has come upon DarwickAK [108/1352] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 10:01:49 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/21/16 21:37:56] wabbit_ [692/891] has come upon DarwickAK [817/1352] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 04:07:50 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[08/22/16 05:54:03] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 59. 0 days, 01:51:14 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 112.
[08/22/16 15:12:47] DarwickAK [190/1352] has come upon Droid [908/1105] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 04:11:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/23/16 01:18:25] DarwickAK [1327/1352] has come upon GDI [380/985] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 16:23:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/23/16 02:04:38] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 10:01:28 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[08/23/16 02:04:38] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 86 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:52:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 113.
[08/23/16 18:58:57] [Sanyi], 4R0N, and peta [2349/3651] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and Kiinga [385/3966] and won! 2 days, 13:07:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/16 19:00:00] peta, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [2025/3639] have team battled endre, Darwick, and Joska [979/3541] and won! 2 days, 00:53:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/16 13:18:15] endre, DarwickAK, GDI, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/16 13:44:48] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:58:12 towards level 113.
[08/24/16 22:52:58] DarwickAK [1222/1352] has come upon endre [696/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 21:48:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/25/16 23:52:58] [Sanyi] [1145/1391] has come upon DarwickAK [286/1352] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 11:57:32 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/26/16 09:52:57] DarwickAK [1295/1352] has come upon IRPGbot [950/1488] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 20:29:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/26/16 15:12:59] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [2149/3702] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and Droid [2524/3673] and lost! 3 days, 11:04:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/16 20:52:57] DarwickAK [1104/1352] has come upon Ajvorl [832/1318] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 18:22:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/28/16 04:47:04] endre [254/919] has come upon DarwickAK [543/1352] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 14:41:01 is added to endre's clock.
[08/28/16 06:52:56] Joska [1022/1226] has come upon DarwickAK [164/1352] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:53:25 is removed from Joska's clock.
[08/28/16 12:59:26] Kiinga, wabbit_, and DarwickAK [1079/3515] have team battled peta, Darwick, and Joska [3412/3630] and lost! 1 day, 16:50:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/16 15:47:51] peta [829/1063] has come upon DarwickAK [540/1352] and rocked it! 25 days, 06:01:20 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/28/16 21:26:19] Kiinga, Ajvorl, and 4R0N [2592/3833] have team battled endre, DarwickAK, and wabbit_ [3038/3162] and lost! 1 day, 10:24:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/16 04:51:14] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 34 damage. 0 days, 01:52:51 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 113.
[08/30/16 23:44:43] DarwickAK was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:34:51 from level 113.
[08/31/16 16:09:28] endre, Joska, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/16 17:49:52] endre, David, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/16 04:15:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:09:47 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[09/02/16 13:12:00] Ajvorl, Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/16 08:15:56] DarwickAK, Joska, and [Sanyi] [2052/3986] have team battled kurvaanyad, Droid, and Darwick [2557/3655] and lost! 1 day, 08:21:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/16 19:20:20] DarwickAK [188/1352] has come upon kurvaanyad [686/1152] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:27:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/04/16 06:36:27] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:50 towards level 113.
[09/04/16 09:18:47] DarwickAK [949/1352] has come upon Joska [669/1232] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 22:39:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/05/16 00:07:40] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:01:44 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[09/05/16 03:48:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:45:03 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[09/06/16 23:49:38] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:53:28 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[09/07/16 06:52:59] DarwickAK [1185/1352] has come upon Darwick [528/1386] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:21:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/07/16 11:52:57] endre [419/915] has come upon DarwickAK [12/1352] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 11:37:33 is removed from endre's clock.
[09/07/16 15:15:45] gyilkos, DarwickAK, peta, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/16 23:40:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 07:07:38 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[09/09/16 03:12:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:54:59 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[09/09/16 03:16:33] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and kocka [201/3791] have team battled Sanyi, endre, and peta [2718/3192] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/16 02:59:06] GDI, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [3424/3542] have team battled DarwickAK, Joska, and Ajvorl [1754/3956] and won! 3 days, 21:28:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 03:03:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 03:09:45 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[09/10/16 12:03:15] DarwickAK [96/1361] has come upon wabbit_ [681/885] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 06:52:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/10/16 20:38:10] Droid [152/1125] has come upon DarwickAK [474/1361] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 21:23:33 is added to Droid's clock.
[09/11/16 09:19:07] DarwickAK [512/1361] has come upon David [1160/1203] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 06:34:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/11/16 10:52:57] DarwickAK [1112/1361] has come upon wabbit_ [191/885] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 19:21:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/11/16 20:15:44] Ajvorl, Joska, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/16 13:30:24] DarwickAK was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:19:15 from level 114.
[09/14/16 03:52:59] DarwickAK [832/1361] has come upon Droid [998/1124] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 06:27:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/14/16 06:56:00] Joska, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/16 22:37:49] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 08:39:44 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[09/14/16 23:10:01] Sanyi, gyilkos, and kocka [746/3784] have team battled DarwickAK, Droid, and [Sanyi] [2041/3861] and lost! 0 days, 09:26:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/16 23:52:58] DarwickAK [716/1361] has come upon kocka [902/1259] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 15:06:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/16 03:15:32] Joska, DarwickAK, peta, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/16 09:52:56] kurvaanyad [336/1171] has come upon DarwickAK [1062/1361] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:09:02 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/15/16 19:52:58] DarwickAK [220/1361] has come upon Joska [601/1225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 00:43:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/16 22:26:05] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/16 02:09:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 13:28:26 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[09/16/16 05:52:59] David [264/1204] has come upon DarwickAK [120/1361] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 00:35:54 is removed from David's clock.
[09/17/16 01:52:56] DarwickAK [1164/1361] has come upon Droid [636/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 22:57:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/17/16 13:50:04] DarwickAK [1007/1361] has come upon David [287/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 12:25:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/18/16 01:51:22] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 14:07:07 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[09/18/16 05:06:09] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:11:00 towards level 114.
[09/19/16 01:42:23] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 15. 0 days, 01:53:01 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 114.
[09/20/16 01:33:26] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 15:01:59 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[09/20/16 06:59:37] Hunger [170/232] has come upon DarwickAK [957/1361] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:56:22 is added to Hunger's clock.
[09/21/16 00:52:57] DarwickAK [670/1361] has come upon IRPGbot [104/1488] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:26:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/21/16 18:13:11] DarwickAK, Joska, peta, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/16 02:58:12] DarwickAK saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:49:07 from level 114.
[09/23/16 05:12:55] Droid [77/1135] has come upon DarwickAK [834/1361] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 16:03:31 is added to Droid's clock.
[09/23/16 17:52:57] DarwickAK [670/1361] has come upon Joska [71/1225] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:19:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/24/16 09:30:12] [Sanyi], endre, and Hunger [1795/2629] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad [1505/3823] and won! 0 days, 03:44:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/16 23:52:58] [Sanyi] [251/1365] has come upon DarwickAK [1299/1361] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:30:57 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/25/16 00:00:05] kocka [867/1259] has come upon DarwickAK [679/1361] and rocked it! 28 days, 01:13:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/25/16 02:07:14] DarwickAK [352/1361] has come upon endre [159/922] and rocked it! 27 days, 02:05:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/25/16 09:52:59] Sanyi [519/1229] has come upon DarwickAK [371/1361] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 17:56:36 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/26/16 17:25:50] David, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/16 01:53:35] DarwickAK [246/1361] has come upon David [654/1204] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 04:28:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/27/16 20:47:41] endre [465/755] has come upon DarwickAK [645/1361] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 23:50:53 is added to endre's clock.
[09/28/16 12:52:59] Sanyi [219/1229] has come upon DarwickAK [138/1361] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:48:22 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/29/16 08:52:58] DarwickAK [357/1361] has come upon kurvaanyad [798/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 00:29:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/30/16 00:03:33] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 13:57:25 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[09/30/16 04:52:56] DarwickAK [657/1361] has come upon Darwick [435/1406] and fucked they ass up! 14 days, 17:05:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/30/16 11:32:03] Hunger [385/490] has come upon DarwickAK [1194/1361] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:09:22 is added to Hunger's clock.
[09/30/16 20:14:04] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 13:17:55 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[09/30/16 21:42:34] DarwickAK [489/1361] has come upon kocka [346/1259] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 17:10:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/30/16 21:42:34] DarwickAK has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 5 days, 14:40:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/30/16 23:54:33] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 19:34:03 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[10/01/16 13:03:33] wabbit_, DarwickAK, and David [2968/3455] have team battled Kiinga, kurvaanyad, and kocka [1762/3700] and won! 2 days, 09:30:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/16 06:52:59] GDI [540/985] has come upon DarwickAK [910/1361] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:25:43 is added to GDI's clock.
[10/03/16 23:27:30] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 19:40:05 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[10/04/16 08:52:59] 4R0N [47/1231] has come upon DarwickAK [124/1361] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 18:19:51 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/04/16 19:37:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:57:33 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[10/04/16 19:37:59] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 67. 0 days, 01:54:24 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 115.
[10/04/16 23:18:28] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:20:27 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[10/05/16 06:46:04] DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/16 09:52:59] DarwickAK [372/1361] has come upon IRPGbot [380/1488] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:46:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/07/16 04:20:09] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:31 towards level 115.
[10/08/16 17:42:33] David, Hunger, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/16 11:04:30] DarwickAK was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:10 from level 115.
[10/10/16 14:26:13] DarwickAK [1135/1361] has come upon Sanyi [809/1236] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 10:49:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/10/16 14:34:31] DarwickAK, peta, wabbit_, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/16 22:24:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 19:45:39 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[10/11/16 00:14:25] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:42:23 towards level 116.
[10/11/16 12:04:25] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:03:58 from level 116.
[10/13/16 02:52:59] DarwickAK [784/1361] has come upon David [732/1204] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 00:04:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/13/16 18:17:03] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 09:15:28 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[10/13/16 19:02:08] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:17:12 towards level 116.
[10/14/16 18:08:04] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 04:39:15 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[10/15/16 04:57:08] DarwickAK [1343/1361] has come upon David [729/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:30:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/15/16 19:57:10] DarwickAK [104/1361] has come upon endre [114/797] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 01:39:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/16/16 03:35:35] Droid, gyilkos, and endre [488/3263] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and David [758/3863] and lost! 7 days, 10:13:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/16 19:55:09] Droid, GDI, and Sanyi [1854/3559] have team battled peta, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [2863/3264] and lost! 1 day, 11:48:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/16 21:35:08] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 8 with their belt. 0 days, 01:55:51 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 116.
[10/17/16 07:01:24] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:13:34 from level 116.
[10/18/16 02:38:35] David, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and wabbit_ have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/16 13:33:55] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:59 towards level 116.
[10/18/16 15:35:29] Sanyi [874/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [833/1361] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 15:42:37 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/18/16 15:44:06] Sanyi [127/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [337/1361] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 16:18:54 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/18/16 21:17:10] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 221. 0 days, 01:55:23 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 116.
[10/18/16 22:57:09] 4R0N [517/1233] has come upon DarwickAK [37/1361] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 18:13:24 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[10/19/16 03:57:07] DarwickAK [1103/1361] has come upon kurvaanyad [748/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:15:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/19/16 08:30:51] Joska, 4R0N, and kocka [2157/3790] have team battled GDI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [681/3820] and won! 0 days, 01:56:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/16 08:35:24] David [725/1204] has come upon DarwickAK [1010/1361] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 20:51:30 is added to David's clock.
[10/19/16 22:29:11] Joska, kurvaanyad, and Droid [1719/3624] have team battled DarwickAK, endre, and Kiinga [2273/3011] and lost! 3 days, 12:48:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/16 10:45:05] Darwick [1297/1417] has come upon DarwickAK [425/1361] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 00:15:45 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/20/16 19:23:22] peta, GDI, and DarwickAK [1675/3576] have team battled David, Ajvorl, and 4R0N [2040/3705] and lost! 0 days, 17:11:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/16 20:59:08] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:59:39 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[10/21/16 05:57:10] DarwickAK [1067/1361] has come upon Sanyi [389/1236] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:56:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/21/16 20:57:07] DarwickAK [801/1361] has come upon endre [344/799] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:48:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/22/16 10:46:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 11:20:36 toward level 116.
[10/22/16 13:44:42] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:51:49 from level 116.
[10/23/16 22:40:19] DarwickAK [599/1361] has come upon Ajvorl [243/1268] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 11:36:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/24/16 23:36:19] endre, DarwickAK, Joska, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/16 20:07:59] David, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/16 19:56:03] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 02:57:08 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[10/27/16 21:57:08] Hunger [73/661] has come upon DarwickAK [534/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:17:35 is added to Hunger's clock.
[10/28/16 02:57:08] Droid [783/1165] has come upon DarwickAK [470/1364] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 19:57:14 is removed from Droid's clock.
[10/28/16 19:47:03] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 88 with their belt. 0 days, 01:56:11 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 117.
[10/29/16 23:57:07] Darwick [860/1410] has come upon DarwickAK [1053/1364] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 19:23:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/30/16 02:27:42] Hunger, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/16 09:31:02] gyilkos [786/1301] has come upon DarwickAK [217/1364] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 08:56:46 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[10/30/16 23:57:09] Droid [915/1170] has come upon DarwickAK [1178/1364] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 12:18:40 is added to Droid's clock.
[10/31/16 14:39:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 08:28:17 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[10/31/16 19:57:10] DarwickAK [1361/1364] has come upon Droid [492/1170] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 08:58:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/31/16 22:45:07] kocka, gyilkos, and Kiinga [1753/3413] have team battled DarwickAK, Droid, and Ajvorl [280/3841] and won! 2 days, 19:57:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/16 05:57:10] Hunger [355/702] has come upon DarwickAK [73/1364] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 10:22:00 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[11/01/16 11:52:35] DarwickAK, endre, and kocka [3279/3428] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and wabbit_ [2372/3644] and won! 0 days, 10:31:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/16 18:41:52] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:36:20 towards level 117.
[11/02/16 01:57:08] DarwickAK [728/1364] has come upon Hunger [666/702] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 03:02:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/02/16 06:57:10] DarwickAK [863/1364] has come upon Hunger [101/702] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 20:52:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/02/16 13:35:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 10 days, 16:38:05 toward level 117.
[11/02/16 14:21:43] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 163 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:56:55 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 117.
[11/02/16 18:02:21] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 23:40:32 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[11/02/16 19:39:48] Hunger [155/702] has come upon DarwickAK [379/1364] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 10:14:44 is added to Hunger's clock.
[11/03/16 08:02:50] kocka, Droid, and Joska [3725/3774] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1244/3935] and won! 0 days, 04:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/16 17:53:22] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:09:42 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[11/05/16 16:54:50] DarwickAK [651/1364] has come upon Sanyi [589/1236] and rocked it! 30 days, 00:15:45 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/05/16 17:35:28] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 20:34:17 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[11/05/16 17:35:28] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 114. 0 days, 01:57:07 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 118.
[11/05/16 18:02:44] DarwickAK, Joska, GDI, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/16 23:25:39] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and GDI [1726/3825] have team battled peta, Sanyi, and 4R0N [2668/3536] and lost! 5 days, 00:43:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/16 12:49:14] DarwickAK, 4R0N, Droid, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/16 13:13:31] Sanyi [991/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [1088/1364] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 02:25:27 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/07/16 17:17:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 05:18:07 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[11/08/16 05:11:53] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:46:02 towards level 118.
[11/08/16 12:57:06] DarwickAK [623/1364] has come upon David [109/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 23:53:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/08/16 17:57:07] DarwickAK [533/1364] has come upon Joska [521/1345] and rocked it! 6 days, 18:54:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/08/16 17:57:07] DarwickAK has dealt Joska a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:52:18 is added to Joska's clock.
[11/08/16 22:57:10] Sanyi [368/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [1216/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 18:31:11 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/09/16 13:09:57] Darwick, kocka, and Kiinga [2671/3486] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Sanyi [3213/3948] and lost! 0 days, 13:05:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/16 21:29:39] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:10:01 towards level 118.
[11/10/16 13:09:59] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 37. 0 days, 01:57:11 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 118.
[11/10/16 19:57:10] DarwickAK [519/1364] has come upon Droid [79/1176] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 14:18:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/11/16 13:00:58] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 177 with their belt. 0 days, 01:57:57 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 118.
[11/12/16 06:57:08] kurvaanyad [887/1161] has come upon DarwickAK [744/1364] and rocked it! 5 days, 03:45:11 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/12/16 13:29:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 3 days, 02:46:28 toward level 118.
[11/12/16 21:57:09] DarwickAK [207/1364] has come upon [Sanyi] [67/1348] and rocked it! 2 days, 07:10:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/13/16 00:56:56] DarwickAK, kocka, and Hunger [3171/3359] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and 4R0N [1521/3602] and won! 1 day, 03:15:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 02:57:08] DarwickAK [38/1364] has come upon Joska [179/1345] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:32:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/13/16 16:23:43] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 23. 0 days, 01:57:09 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 118.
[11/13/16 22:13:14] kocka, DarwickAK, and Hunger [863/3359] have team battled Ajvorl, gyilkos, and Darwick [512/3811] and won! 0 days, 18:06:40 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 23:13:01] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:15 towards level 118.
[11/14/16 03:57:07] [Sanyi] [501/1348] has come upon DarwickAK [326/1364] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 00:53:22 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/15/16 00:05:38] Hunger, DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/16 00:06:00] DarwickAK [339/1364] has come upon Hunger [394/729] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:19:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/15/16 05:47:20] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:49 towards level 118.
[11/15/16 09:57:06] peta [774/1015] has come upon DarwickAK [740/1364] and gave em what was coming! 35 days, 00:35:45 is removed from peta's clock.
[11/15/16 16:05:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 08:18:40 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[11/16/16 00:57:08] Droid [761/1176] has come upon DarwickAK [707/1364] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 16:56:08 is removed from Droid's clock.
[11/16/16 06:26:47] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:50 towards level 118.
[11/16/16 12:16:11] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:05:38 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[11/16/16 13:44:24] DarwickAK [230/1364] has come upon Sanyi [905/1236] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 07:25:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/17/16 01:57:09] kocka [1117/1266] has come upon DarwickAK [52/1364] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 00:02:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/18/16 01:30:29] Hunger, DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/16 12:57:07] David [335/1197] has come upon DarwickAK [1333/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 07:52:49 is added to David's clock.
[11/18/16 21:50:14] Hunger, DarwickAK, GDI, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/16 21:50:18] DarwickAK [1075/1364] has come upon Hunger [343/729] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 10:07:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/19/16 15:29:46] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 15:52:40 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[11/20/16 15:20:42] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 212. 0 days, 01:58:13 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 119.
[11/21/16 10:57:06] DarwickAK [1247/1364] has come upon Kiinga [106/1043] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 08:27:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/21/16 11:31:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 09:50:37 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[11/21/16 15:11:42] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 04:47:20 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[11/22/16 11:22:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 11:57:47 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[11/23/16 18:49:35] Droid, kocka, and endre [3105/3258] have team battled DarwickAK, David, and GDI [1315/3738] and won! 0 days, 18:46:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/16 02:14:03] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:33 towards level 119.
[11/24/16 07:02:53] DarwickAK, peta, GDI, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/16 18:57:08] DarwickAK [176/1364] has come upon Sanyi [978/1236] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:36:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/25/16 01:15:06] DarwickAK was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:54:38 from level 119.
[11/25/16 05:37:15] DarwickAK was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:01:56 from level 119.
[11/26/16 00:57:08] Sanyi [562/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [706/1364] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 17:28:39 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/27/16 11:57:08] Droid [1073/1180] has come upon DarwickAK [691/1364] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:57:52 is removed from Droid's clock.
[11/28/16 12:57:10] endre [806/864] has come upon DarwickAK [1159/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 20:24:34 is added to endre's clock.
[11/29/16 18:32:59] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:50 towards level 119.
[11/29/16 21:28:10] kocka, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [87/3956] have team battled 4R0N, David, and Kiinga [2958/3455] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/16 00:57:09] David [1069/1197] has come upon DarwickAK [1300/1364] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:10:04 is added to David's clock.
[12/02/16 16:57:10] David [60/1197] has come upon DarwickAK [1325/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:38:18 is added to David's clock.
[12/03/16 08:01:24] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:55 towards level 119.
[12/03/16 09:00:45] DarwickAK, Ajvorl, GDI, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/16 19:56:05] DarwickAK died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:58:44 from level 119.
[12/04/16 03:59:14] kurvaanyad [980/1175] has come upon DarwickAK [1231/1364] and realized it was a bad decision! 19 days, 00:06:35 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/04/16 07:48:05] DarwickAK, Kiinga, 4R0N, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/16 03:30:28] kocka, Kiinga, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/16 03:42:00] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:00 towards level 119.
[12/06/16 05:59:14] Droid [897/1160] has come upon DarwickAK [610/1364] and rocked it! 3 days, 11:10:59 is removed from Droid's clock.
[12/06/16 06:31:57] DarwickAK [562/1364] has come upon IRPGbot [1282/1469] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 22:02:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/06/16 12:56:38] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 46 days, 17:38:12 is removed from their time toward level 120.
[12/07/16 05:20:24] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:02:12 from level 120.
[12/07/16 07:18:08] GDI, peta, and DarwickAK [2819/3558] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and endre [49/3359] and won! 0 days, 10:21:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/16 12:47:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 15:33:02 is removed from their time toward level 120.
[12/07/16 22:44:14] gyilkos, DarwickAK, peta, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/16 16:13:09] Darwick [1053/1065] has come upon DarwickAK [764/1364] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 15:29:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/08/16 22:59:12] Ajvorl [1267/1321] has come upon DarwickAK [326/1364] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 12:01:16 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[12/10/16 02:18:53] endre, Ajvorl, and peta [2912/3200] have team battled GDI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [2781/3863] and won! 0 days, 04:18:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/16 11:38:44] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:48:42 towards level 120.
[12/10/16 15:25:58] Droid, GDI, DarwickAK, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/16 20:59:10] [Sanyi] [193/1350] has come upon DarwickAK [1182/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 06:26:14 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/12/16 15:44:33] Droid, GDI, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/16 00:55:12] DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and GDI [186/3864] have team battled Darwick, peta, and Joska [1014/3425] and lost! 0 days, 20:21:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 07:59:14] DarwickAK [826/1364] has come upon Ajvorl [868/1321] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 12:14:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/14/16 08:04:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 15:42:37 is removed from their time toward level 120.
[12/14/16 08:59:10] Joska [1280/1345] has come upon DarwickAK [801/1364] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 04:04:55 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/14/16 23:57:24] Darwick, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/16 00:17:49] DarwickAK [838/1364] has come upon Darwick [920/1065] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 05:14:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/15/16 18:21:00] Sanyi, DarwickAK, Joska, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/16 07:41:54] Sanyi [38/1263] has come upon DarwickAK [1085/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 01:14:37 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/16/16 07:41:59] Sanyi [36/1263] has come upon DarwickAK [587/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 17:46:30 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/16/16 14:01:18] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:25 towards level 120.
[12/16/16 20:59:13] peta [966/1015] has come upon DarwickAK [588/1364] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 18:42:18 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/18/16 07:28:05] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:20:42 is removed from their time toward level 120.
[12/19/16 15:09:18] Kiinga [157/1039] has come upon DarwickAK [1185/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:31:38 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/19/16 15:28:52] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:04:50 from level 120.
[12/19/16 18:59:13] peta [170/1015] has come upon DarwickAK [581/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 11:52:11 is added to peta's clock.
[12/19/16 22:04:08] DarwickAK [473/1364] has come upon Ajvorl [1087/1321] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:24:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/20/16 04:59:14] DarwickAK [595/1364] has come upon Ajvorl [415/1321] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 14:39:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/20/16 19:59:12] David [129/1197] has come upon DarwickAK [451/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:05:52 is added to David's clock.
[12/20/16 22:50:12] Ajvorl, DarwickAK, endre, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/16 22:50:17] endre [373/864] has come upon DarwickAK [172/1364] and rocked it! 4 days, 01:47:04 is removed from endre's clock.
[12/21/16 02:48:27] Kiinga [324/1039] has come upon DarwickAK [283/1364] and rocked it! 13 days, 15:00:37 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[12/21/16 07:01:06] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 11:13:44 is removed from their time toward level 120.
[12/21/16 10:41:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:03:15 is removed from their time toward level 120.
[12/22/16 07:30:17] Darwick [253/1059] has come upon DarwickAK [1167/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 21:37:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/22/16 16:59:13] Ajvorl [347/1321] has come upon DarwickAK [370/1364] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 09:44:50 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[12/23/16 12:59:12] endre [342/864] has come upon DarwickAK [634/1364] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 23:21:25 is added to endre's clock.
[12/24/16 19:07:44] DarwickAK [413/1364] has come upon Darwick [699/1059] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 18 days, 17:32:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/25/16 02:18:55] DarwickAK, David, Droid, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/16 04:59:15] DarwickAK [707/1364] has come upon David [487/1197] and gave em what was coming! 20 days, 05:35:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/26/16 05:59:12] DarwickAK [1207/1364] has come upon Joska [610/1345] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 06:28:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/26/16 09:56:52] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 06:40:47 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[12/28/16 07:59:10] Kiinga [65/1039] has come upon DarwickAK [964/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:31:01 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/28/16 09:38:56] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 11:14:51 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[12/29/16 05:49:26] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 15:52:48 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[12/29/16 11:03:47] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:57:10 from level 121.
[12/30/16 04:49:58] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:27:33 from level 121.
[12/30/16 05:40:26] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 03:37:08 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[12/31/16 05:40:43] DarwickAK, Joska, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/16 20:59:11] DarwickAK [311/1373] has come upon peta [476/1009] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 09:01:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/31/16 21:42:00] DarwickAK [1081/1373] has come upon GDI [560/1193] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 05:43:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/02/17 02:59:12] Darwick [673/1069] has come upon DarwickAK [98/1373] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 01:02:21 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/02/17 02:59:12] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 416 weapon! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 309 weapon to DarwickAK.
[01/02/17 05:13:33] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:54:41 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[01/02/17 08:54:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 15:18:40 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[01/02/17 11:13:27] CaptianObvious [69/295] has come upon DarwickAK [286/1266] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:49:16 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/03/17 14:22:11] Kiinga, Ajvorl, and [Sanyi] [3078/3729] have team battled David, DarwickAK, and GDI [609/3656] and won! 0 days, 07:12:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/17 04:38:28] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [1678/3177] have team battled GDI, Droid, and David [3369/3554] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/17 08:36:03] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:22:20 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[01/04/17 19:36:33] CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and GDI [2852/3100] have team battled DarwickAK, David, and [Sanyi] [1034/3841] and won! 0 days, 00:08:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 08:20:49] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:37 towards level 121.
[01/05/17 10:08:12] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:07 towards level 121.
[01/05/17 13:47:58] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Joska, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/17 18:13:54] DarwickAK [310/1266] has come upon gyilkos [196/1283] and rocked it! 1 day, 04:47:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/06/17 14:37:42] DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, GDI, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/17 15:17:45] CaptianObvious [208/781] has come upon DarwickAK [538/1266] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 22:49:19 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 20:15:39] [Sanyi] [59/1378] has come upon DarwickAK [97/1266] and realized it was a bad decision! 16 days, 18:37:46 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/07/17 13:21:58] Ajvorl, DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/17 17:08:15] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:46 towards level 121.
[01/07/17 22:17:54] DarwickAK [506/1266] has come upon Ajvorl [461/1346] and rocked it! 28 days, 21:46:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/08/17 18:40:37] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:52:45 towards level 122.
[01/08/17 20:08:43] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:27:19 towards level 122.
[01/08/17 23:56:27] CaptianObvious [944/946] has come upon DarwickAK [32/1266] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 12:08:51 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/09/17 19:59:14] DarwickAK [1077/1266] has come upon kocka [336/1227] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 04:07:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/10/17 10:11:59] DarwickAK was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:30:23 from level 122.
[01/10/17 15:59:14] Joska [1295/1397] has come upon DarwickAK [1040/1266] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:28:54 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/11/17 07:33:09] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 15 damage. 0 days, 02:01:14 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 122.
[01/11/17 23:46:00] Joska [1388/1397] has come upon DarwickAK [210/1266] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 15:42:36 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/12/17 08:43:40] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:49:42 towards level 122.
[01/12/17 17:59:12] Darwick [1120/1162] has come upon DarwickAK [812/1266] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:44:08 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/12/17 17:59:12] Darwick has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 5 days, 19:10:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/12/17 19:44:41] Darwick, DarwickAK, and Ajvorl [1903/3774] have team battled Joska, Droid, and 4R0N [742/3799] and won! 0 days, 01:23:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/17 22:43:00] DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, 4R0N, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/17 02:35:19] DarwickAK misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:52:57 from level 122.
[01/14/17 07:06:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 13:56:34 is removed from their time toward level 122.
[01/14/17 09:59:11] DarwickAK [433/1266] has come upon Hunger [506/892] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 09:24:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/15/17 11:22:50] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:38:45 towards level 122.
[01/16/17 03:07:44] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 23:42:53 is removed from their time toward level 122.
[01/17/17 02:04:26] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:48:15 towards level 122.
[01/17/17 17:11:13] DarwickAK lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:09:24 from level 122.
[01/18/17 14:39:07] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:30:16 towards level 122.
[01/18/17 15:36:12] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:20:59 towards level 122.
[01/18/17 19:43:11] DarwickAK was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:19:18 from level 122.
[01/19/17 03:45:27] Darwick [121/1162] has come upon DarwickAK [707/1275] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 10:15:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/19/17 16:34:57] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:38:38 towards level 122.
[01/19/17 18:36:46] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:04 towards level 122.
[01/20/17 07:35:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 7 days, 11:14:00 toward level 122.
[01/20/17 07:53:24] 4R0N [564/1240] has come upon DarwickAK [208/1275] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 12:02:51 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/20/17 12:10:53] David, Hunger, and DarwickAK [2947/3413] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and kurvaanyad [3273/3585] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/17 00:45:24] DarwickAK [353/1275] has come upon David [83/1246] and rocked it! 1 day, 14:15:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/22/17 06:45:23] Hunger [575/892] has come upon DarwickAK [858/1275] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 05:48:10 is added to Hunger's clock.
[01/23/17 21:19:55] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:27 towards level 122.
[01/24/17 06:18:37] CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and kocka [505/3457] have team battled peta, Kiinga, and Ajvorl [1240/3416] and lost! 0 days, 06:53:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/17 15:03:53] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 19:18:56 is removed from their time toward level 122.
[01/24/17 15:04:57] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kurvaanyad [398/3761] have team battled Hunger, Ajvorl, and kocka [2875/3477] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/17 19:25:39] DarwickAK [11/1275] has come upon David [952/1246] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:12:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/24/17 20:04:14] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:12 towards level 122.
[01/25/17 02:46:57] Joska, Darwick, kocka, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/17 14:54:53] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:44:42 is removed from their time toward level 122.
[01/25/17 20:15:54] DarwickAK [685/1282] has come upon Sanyi [389/1263] and fucked they ass up! 33 days, 15:42:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/25/17 22:37:16] Droid, Kiinga, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/17 23:09:37] DarwickAK [22/1282] has come upon Darwick [717/1166] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 23:54:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/26/17 20:45:23] Darwick [289/1166] has come upon DarwickAK [404/1282] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 13:49:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/27/17 00:27:29] Joska, Kiinga, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/17 00:27:29] DarwickAK [1001/1282] has come upon Joska [895/1397] and rocked it! 14 days, 05:25:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/17 00:27:47] DarwickAK [46/1282] has come upon Kiinga [786/1070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 02:54:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/17 01:45:25] DarwickAK [1000/1282] has come upon kocka [221/1244] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 01:52:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/29/17 03:45:25] David [720/1262] has come upon DarwickAK [223/1282] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 23:29:20 is removed from David's clock.
[01/29/17 12:10:24] DarwickAK [398/1282] has come upon Ajvorl [620/1341] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 01:41:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/29/17 14:22:27] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:20:17 towards level 123.
[01/30/17 01:47:44] DarwickAK [1190/1282] has come upon Darwick [1086/1166] and rocked it! 8 days, 17:24:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/30/17 19:45:25] Sanyi [194/1273] has come upon DarwickAK [1257/1282] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 19:16:43 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/31/17 10:45:27] gyilkos [736/1284] has come upon DarwickAK [921/1282] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 23:32:11 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/01/17 06:45:24] GDI [752/1193] has come upon DarwickAK [991/1282] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 13:15:21 is added to GDI's clock.
[02/01/17 13:31:05] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:01:17 from level 123.
[02/01/17 15:12:29] DarwickAK got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:34:36 from level 123.
[02/05/17 12:23:09] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos [831/3512] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and GDI [1316/3795] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/17 14:12:28] Droid, kocka, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/17 15:02:02] DarwickAK [838/1282] has come upon kurvaanyad [234/1202] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:22:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/06/17 01:45:23] Joska [230/1454] has come upon DarwickAK [321/1282] and realized it was a bad decision! 11 days, 11:49:36 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/06/17 03:11:34] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:39 towards level 123.
[02/07/17 12:45:27] gyilkos [889/1284] has come upon DarwickAK [142/1282] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 14:27:19 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/08/17 03:31:40] CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [1097/3586] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and endre [684/3243] and won! 0 days, 11:21:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/17 04:45:25] Kiinga [47/1070] has come upon DarwickAK [126/1282] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 18:37:03 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[02/09/17 06:21:10] CaptianObvious [338/955] has come upon DarwickAK [117/1282] and rocked it! 1 day, 14:59:33 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/09/17 15:36:44] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:24 from level 123.
[02/10/17 07:54:26] DarwickAK [1146/1286] has come upon Droid [869/1178] and rocked it! 0 days, 16:20:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/10/17 08:57:20] naosz [0/1] has come upon DarwickAK [612/1286] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to naosz's clock.
[02/10/17 20:45:27] Ajvorl [500/1341] has come upon DarwickAK [414/1286] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 16:00:51 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[02/11/17 01:45:27] DarwickAK [394/1286] has come upon peta [213/1005] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 15:16:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/17 12:22:01] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 03:04:09 is removed from their time toward level 123.
[02/12/17 03:27:13] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:08 towards level 123.
[02/12/17 07:18:31] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:33 towards level 123.
[02/12/17 14:45:48] DarwickAK [145/1286] has come upon Sanyi [584/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 05:46:55 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/13/17 12:04:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 17:31:35 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[02/13/17 13:12:43] CaptianObvious [274/969] has come upon DarwickAK [615/1286] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 17:03:44 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/13/17 15:40:12] GDI, Darwick, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/17 15:44:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 27 days, 15:12:20 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[02/13/17 17:12:53] DarwickAK ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:24:15 from level 124.
[02/14/17 15:12:50] endre, DarwickAK, and Droid [334/3348] have team battled kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and CaptianObvious [733/3532] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/17 23:30:33] DarwickAK ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:10:42 from level 124.
[02/16/17 11:37:09] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 105. 0 days, 02:03:24 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 124.
[02/16/17 16:45:25] peta [561/1005] has come upon DarwickAK [601/1286] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 21:09:28 is added to peta's clock.
[02/16/17 18:02:18] kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick [2951/3711] have team battled peta, luI, and Joska [818/2456] and won! 10 days, 08:47:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/17 21:11:39] luI [5/51] has come upon DarwickAK [1221/1286] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:07:29 is added to luI's clock.
[02/17/17 10:02:40] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:35:57 towards level 124.
[02/17/17 17:45:27] Droid [703/1178] has come upon DarwickAK [657/1286] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 10:54:36 is removed from Droid's clock.
[02/17/17 23:24:42] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:44:34 towards level 124.
[02/18/17 01:27:38] DarwickAK was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:14:12 from level 124.
[02/18/17 05:39:02] Joska, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/17 13:18:06] DarwickAK got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:42:57 from level 124.
[02/18/17 13:28:50] Ajvorl [1232/1341] has come upon DarwickAK [419/1286] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 03:42:36 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[02/19/17 04:45:26] endre [62/893] has come upon DarwickAK [1065/1286] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 12:55:35 is added to endre's clock.
[02/19/17 11:10:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 00:55:10 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[02/19/17 22:56:41] gyilkos, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK [3530/3911] have team battled Droid, Darwick, and Sanyi [3195/3615] and won! 5 days, 06:49:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/17 11:03:31] DarwickAK, Darwick, and Joska [407/3899] have team battled endre, Kiinga, and Droid [2342/3141] and lost! 4 days, 03:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/17 01:45:23] DarwickAK [543/1286] has come upon Darwick [752/1211] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 10:46:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/21/17 10:11:22] luI [8/445] has come upon DarwickAK [233/1286] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:49:17 is added to luI's clock.
[02/22/17 00:21:16] Darwick, DarwickAK, and pub [1269/2898] have team battled Qpe, Hunger, and Sanyi [1358/2537] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/17 04:39:25] peta, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/17 06:46:00] DarwickAK was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:43:49 from level 124.
[02/23/17 18:45:26] DarwickAK [319/1286] has come upon IRPGbot [1393/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 12:08:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/24/17 02:21:37] peta, Droid, DarwickAK, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/17 02:56:33] Hunger [677/902] has come upon DarwickAK [215/1286] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:36:24 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[02/24/17 04:45:25] DarwickAK [1143/1286] has come upon IRPGbot [290/1491] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 01:37:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/24/17 21:47:36] Kiinga, Darwick, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/17 08:51:42] DarwickAK [21/1286] has come upon Droid [224/1184] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 02:54:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/25/17 13:56:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 00:42:48 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[02/25/17 18:11:06] DarwickAK got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:42 from level 124.
[02/26/17 03:32:27] DarwickAK [869/1286] has come upon Joska [823/1441] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 12:16:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/26/17 03:33:17] DarwickAK [0/1286] has come upon Joska [1178/1441] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:47:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/26/17 11:45:26] DarwickAK [1128/1286] has come upon luI [434/460] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:48:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/26/17 13:52:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 21:10:16 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[02/26/17 14:54:39] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:29 towards level 124.
[02/26/17 21:45:26] DarwickAK [163/1286] has come upon Darwick [544/1223] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:27:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/28/17 08:23:18] peta, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/17 09:53:45] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:55:37 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[03/01/17 17:17:07] DarwickAK [489/1286] has come upon luI [444/482] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 06:37:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/02/17 10:45:25] DarwickAK [14/1286] has come upon Darwick [58/1223] and got flexed on in combat! 17 days, 12:57:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/03/17 01:45:26] David [234/1268] has come upon DarwickAK [1064/1286] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:17:32 is added to David's clock.
[03/03/17 08:56:22] peta, Ajvorl, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/17 05:24:49] Darwick, David, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/17 21:55:47] DarwickAK [1127/1286] has come upon [Sanyi] [916/1364] and fucked they ass up! 19 days, 03:48:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/04/17 23:38:30] GDI, Qpe, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/17 08:28:51] pub, Sanyi, and gyilkos [2307/3059] have team battled naosz, DarwickAK, and kocka [1546/3070] and won! 0 days, 08:36:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/17 18:13:05] Sanyi, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/17 06:58:49] GDI, kocka, and Qpe [2401/2836] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [2614/3526] and lost! 0 days, 06:30:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/17 09:40:36] Joska, David, and endre [2085/3581] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and Sanyi [2523/3201] and lost! 1 day, 02:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/17 13:27:50] Qpe, Ajvorl, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/17 10:02:32] pub, David, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/17 10:02:51] DarwickAK [937/1286] has come upon gyilkos [1227/1284] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 02:04:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/09/17 16:55:46] Hunger [859/908] has come upon DarwickAK [548/1286] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 12:59:27 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[03/09/17 19:18:50] naosz [663/698] has come upon DarwickAK [1037/1286] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:15:01 is added to naosz's clock.
[03/10/17 12:08:26] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:17:51 towards level 125.
[03/11/17 18:55:47] Sanyi [77/1271] has come upon DarwickAK [927/1286] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 18:06:11 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/12/17 04:55:49] [Sanyi] [1345/1364] has come upon DarwickAK [388/1286] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:45:51 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/12/17 04:55:49] [Sanyi] has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:38:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/13/17 08:31:10] [Sanyi], Ajvorl, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/17 03:38:53] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/17 20:13:13] DarwickAK [208/1286] has come upon pub [398/642] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 09:07:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/21/17 21:31:29] DarwickAK [905/1286] has come upon Hunger [452/908] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:21:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/22/17 06:13:11] DarwickAK [655/1286] has come upon IRPGbot [886/1552] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:01:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/22/17 19:01:35] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:19 towards level 125.
[03/23/17 05:54:36] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:14 towards level 125.
[03/23/17 13:33:18] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:26 towards level 125.
[03/24/17 03:12:51] DarwickAK, Kiinga, GDI, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/17 15:16:38] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:49:10 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[03/25/17 00:43:32] Ajvorl, kocka, and Sanyi [2825/3840] have team battled DarwickAK, peta, and naosz [2846/2942] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/17 05:15:13] naosz [332/698] has come upon DarwickAK [312/1286] and rocked it! 1 day, 02:19:45 is removed from naosz's clock.
[03/25/17 18:48:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:02:56 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[03/25/17 19:44:06] DarwickAK [647/1286] has come upon endre [818/891] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 17 days, 06:39:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/26/17 01:25:37] Qpe, DarwickAK, Darwick, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/17 16:13:14] Ajvorl [740/1418] has come upon DarwickAK [541/1286] and rocked it! 5 days, 10:53:46 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[03/26/17 23:03:49] DarwickAK was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 01:00:34 from level 126.
[03/27/17 15:49:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 15:26:50 is removed from their time toward level 126.
[03/27/17 15:49:43] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 67 damage. 0 days, 02:05:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 126.
[03/27/17 17:15:16] GDI [70/1229] has come upon DarwickAK [129/1286] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 09:06:57 is added to GDI's clock.
[03/28/17 16:25:45] DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and Darwick [2245/3767] have team battled peta, Hunger, and Sanyi [176/3224] and won! 1 day, 22:02:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 19:21:11] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 430. 0 days, 02:05:24 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 126.
[03/28/17 20:54:45] DarwickAK EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:36:45 from level 126.
[03/29/17 22:39:13] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:58:47 towards level 126.
[03/30/17 00:34:47] DarwickAK, Hunger, peta, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/30/17 19:03:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 07:18:10 is removed from their time toward level 126.
[03/31/17 19:33:03] Ajvorl, Hunger, and 4R0N [322/3572] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and kocka [283/3740] and won! 2 days, 01:39:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/17 20:45:02] luI [393/720] has come upon DarwickAK [828/1295] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:41:32 is added to luI's clock.
[04/01/17 13:53:01] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:17:42 towards level 126.
[04/01/17 18:45:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 23 days, 23:44:22 is removed from their time toward level 126.
[04/02/17 04:43:23] DarwickAK, Hunger, and gyilkos [3289/3496] have team battled Kiinga, Qpe, and luI [1660/2417] and won! 0 days, 06:22:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/17 23:54:26] peta [417/958] has come upon DarwickAK [965/1295] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:55:00 is added to peta's clock.
[04/03/17 18:27:17] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 19:31:30 is removed from their time toward level 126.
[04/03/17 18:27:17] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 117. 0 days, 02:05:56 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 126.
[04/03/17 20:59:45] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:00:13 towards level 126.
[04/05/17 15:46:58] gyilkos, luI, and Sanyi [1844/3359] have team battled DarwickAK, pub, and naosz [371/2635] and won! 0 days, 01:19:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/17 16:30:26] gyilkos [647/1287] has come upon DarwickAK [1090/1295] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 15:15:50 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/05/17 16:54:14] DarwickAK, naosz, and luI [1375/2693] have team battled pub, gyilkos, and 4R0N [2483/3189] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/17 21:32:27] 4R0N [499/1240] has come upon DarwickAK [229/1295] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 19:24:21 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[04/06/17 12:11:41] luI, gyilkos, and pub [1769/2669] have team battled 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [209/3928] and won! 1 day, 00:47:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/17 12:32:29] DarwickAK [128/1295] has come upon pub [444/662] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:07:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/06/17 21:13:31] gyilkos, naosz, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/17 21:17:45] DarwickAK [963/1295] has come upon naosz [270/678] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 17:02:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/07/17 03:32:28] DarwickAK [593/1295] has come upon luI [271/720] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 11:50:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/07/17 03:32:28] DarwickAK has dealt luI a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:02:46 is added to luI's clock.
[04/07/17 08:32:28] naosz [181/678] has come upon DarwickAK [975/1295] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:33:20 is added to naosz's clock.
[04/07/17 13:32:30] Qpe [408/627] has come upon DarwickAK [1103/1295] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:28:31 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/07/17 23:14:22] naosz, pub, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/17 23:14:22] DarwickAK [478/1295] has come upon naosz [135/678] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:17:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/09/17 00:32:30] Sanyi [231/1393] has come upon DarwickAK [1056/1295] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 02:38:46 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/09/17 05:32:29] DarwickAK [1088/1295] has come upon pub [40/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:30:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/09/17 16:40:13] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, pub, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/17 16:44:56] DarwickAK [1086/1295] has come upon gyilkos [125/1287] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:27:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/09/17 16:44:56] DarwickAK has dealt gyilkos a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:08:50 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/10/17 06:32:28] DarwickAK [396/1295] has come upon IRPGbot [583/1577] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:57:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/11/17 12:32:30] DarwickAK [82/1295] has come upon IRPGbot [74/1577] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 04:53:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/11/17 15:28:57] DarwickAK [763/1295] has come upon CaptianObvious [421/978] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:39:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/12/17 08:32:31] DarwickAK [413/1334] has come upon GDI [131/1229] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 13:25:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/12/17 14:38:22] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 40 damage. 0 days, 02:05:05 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 126.
[04/12/17 18:14:36] DarwickAK [318/1334] has come upon pub [387/662] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:08:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/13/17 13:26:23] DarwickAK, luI, and GDI [269/3283] have team battled CaptianObvious, pub, and Joska [104/3047] and won! 0 days, 09:53:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/17 14:29:24] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:13:11 is removed from their time toward level 126.
[04/13/17 15:57:46] gyilkos, Sanyi, pub, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/17 19:32:27] DarwickAK [1183/1334] has come upon gyilkos [879/1287] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/13/17 21:24:43] DarwickAK [164/1334] has come upon Sanyi [752/1393] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/14/17 00:07:26] DarwickAK was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:50 from level 126.
[04/14/17 06:19:57] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:10 towards level 126.
[04/14/17 10:23:04] pub, DarwickAK, GDI, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/17 14:20:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:01:56 is removed from their time toward level 126.
[04/14/17 14:57:06] DarwickAK [397/1334] has come upon 4R0N [825/1240] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 22:36:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/14/17 20:32:29] pub [294/662] has come upon DarwickAK [1205/1334] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:30:18 is added to pub's clock.
[04/15/17 22:43:43] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and pub [3212/3236] have team battled Kiinga, gyilkos, and Qpe [1463/3011] and won! 1 day, 15:52:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/17 03:39:03] GDI [60/1229] has come upon DarwickAK [1301/1334] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:14:19 is added to GDI's clock.
[04/16/17 22:32:30] DarwickAK [838/1334] has come upon kocka [830/1076] and fucked they ass up! 37 days, 20:15:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/17 03:32:30] DarwickAK [999/1342] has come upon kocka [581/1076] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 10:16:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/17 13:53:26] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 23 days, 21:09:20 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[04/18/17 08:21:31] gyilkos, Kiinga, DarwickAK, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/17 13:45:24] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:50:30 from level 127.
[04/18/17 17:09:19] DarwickAK fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:35:09 from level 127.
[04/18/17 19:32:27] Droid [1037/1177] has come upon DarwickAK [1085/1342] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 11:02:47 is added to Droid's clock.
[04/19/17 03:25:51] gyilkos, kocka, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/17 03:28:42] DarwickAK [997/1342] has come upon gyilkos [1134/1287] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 11:42:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/17 11:27:22] DarwickAK [1225/1342] has come upon gyilkos [351/1287] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 00:24:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/20/17 11:32:26] DarwickAK [389/1342] has come upon 4R0N [744/1240] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:54:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/20/17 21:32:30] DarwickAK [864/1342] has come upon luI [183/720] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:17:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/21/17 07:32:28] kocka [339/1086] has come upon DarwickAK [1253/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:15:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/22/17 07:05:40] GDI [72/1229] has come upon DarwickAK [698/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:28:00 is added to GDI's clock.
[04/24/17 10:32:27] GDI [1070/1240] has come upon DarwickAK [393/1342] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:20:13 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/24/17 10:59:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 5 days, 18:26:15 toward level 127.
[04/25/17 09:00:53] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:16:08 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[04/25/17 12:41:23] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:32:43 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[04/25/17 13:19:00] Sanyi, peta, DarwickAK, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/17 17:32:29] DarwickAK [567/1342] has come upon kocka [564/1086] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 15:08:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/26/17 17:47:11] gyilkos, kocka, DarwickAK, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/17 22:32:27] DarwickAK [242/1342] has come upon GDI [615/1240] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:48:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/27/17 03:56:59] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:42 towards level 127.
[04/27/17 18:02:37] naosz, pub, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/17 09:32:28] GDI [551/1240] has come upon DarwickAK [1330/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 21:22:05 is added to GDI's clock.
[04/28/17 16:58:43] gyilkos, DarwickAK, GDI, and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/17 02:45:19] DarwickAK [1281/1342] has come upon pub [611/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 01:29:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/29/17 10:43:07] Sanyi, pub, DarwickAK, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/17 19:21:45] pub [673/674] has come upon DarwickAK [1316/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:07:15 is added to pub's clock.
[05/01/17 12:32:30] DarwickAK [789/1342] has come upon 4R0N [930/1240] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 00:02:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/01/17 22:32:26] Droid [823/1210] has come upon DarwickAK [1229/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 20:16:45 is added to Droid's clock.
[05/02/17 00:01:14] Ajvorl, kocka, and 4R0N [1013/3730] have team battled DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Droid [113/3795] and won! 0 days, 10:27:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/17 16:41:32] endre, peta, DarwickAK, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/17 18:32:26] luI [902/935] has come upon DarwickAK [230/1342] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:02:39 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/02/17 21:54:31] DarwickAK [888/1342] has come upon 4R0N [1037/1281] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 14:56:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/03/17 07:49:07] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 28 days, 23:58:51 is removed from their time toward level 128.
[05/03/17 10:59:12] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:53:08 from level 128.
[05/05/17 01:33:53] DarwickAK [178/1342] has come upon Ajvorl [1257/1418] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 12:39:55 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/05/17 09:53:53] peta, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [3193/3394] have team battled DarwickAK, endre, and pub [1391/2907] and won! 0 days, 18:17:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/17 16:38:25] Kiinga, DarwickAK, endre, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/17 17:04:19] endre [451/891] has come upon DarwickAK [1268/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 08:19:02 is added to endre's clock.
[05/06/17 12:33:50] pub [168/674] has come upon DarwickAK [795/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:26:51 is added to pub's clock.
[05/07/17 08:33:52] Darwick [216/1063] has come upon DarwickAK [339/1342] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 15:17:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/07/17 09:35:45] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:58:38 towards level 128.
[05/07/17 16:07:58] DarwickAK [484/1342] has come upon kocka [831/1072] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 16:33:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/07/17 23:33:49] peta [87/958] has come upon DarwickAK [1193/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:15:39 is added to peta's clock.
[05/08/17 09:33:53] DarwickAK [967/1342] has come upon Ajvorl [880/1418] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 09:05:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/17 11:20:20] Sanyi, peta, DarwickAK, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/17 16:39:55] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:49:40 towards level 128.
[05/09/17 10:33:52] DarwickAK [195/1342] has come upon IRPGbot [1310/1577] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:34:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/09/17 11:58:31] Sanyi, peta, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/17 20:19:23] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 23:51:08 is removed from their time toward level 128.
[05/09/17 20:33:50] endre [609/902] has come upon DarwickAK [1236/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 03:50:02 is added to endre's clock.
[05/09/17 23:59:58] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 07:43:15 is removed from their time toward level 128.
[05/11/17 19:32:10] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:22 towards level 128.
[05/12/17 00:27:24] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:49 towards level 128.
[05/12/17 08:37:54] DarwickAK [1009/1342] has come upon luI [122/935] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:39:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/12/17 08:37:54] DarwickAK has dealt luI a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:55:48 is added to luI's clock.
[05/12/17 19:57:00] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:02:22 is removed from their time toward level 128.
[05/12/17 23:37:54] endre [538/902] has come upon DarwickAK [207/1342] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 23:23:05 is removed from endre's clock.
[05/12/17 23:37:54] endre has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:55:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/13/17 14:37:53] DarwickAK [1243/1342] has come upon Darwick [482/1063] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:54:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/14/17 00:37:54] 4R0N [735/1281] has come upon DarwickAK [860/1342] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 19:20:47 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[05/14/17 05:37:53] DarwickAK [301/1342] has come upon Ajvorl [82/1418] and rocked it! 0 days, 08:30:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/14/17 10:37:53] Kiinga [517/1077] has come upon DarwickAK [922/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 22:19:03 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[05/14/17 19:00:28] Darwick, luI, and kocka [2950/3078] have team battled DarwickAK, pub, and Joska [2407/3479] and won! 0 days, 11:13:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 20:37:54] DarwickAK [1291/1342] has come upon 4R0N [730/1281] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:40:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/15/17 02:57:36] DarwickAK [1234/1342] has come upon endre [858/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 02:10:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/16/17 02:24:57] endre, DarwickAK, Joska, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/17 04:37:51] endre [581/906] has come upon DarwickAK [334/1342] and rocked it! 27 days, 07:01:35 is removed from endre's clock.
[05/18/17 07:37:32] DarwickAK [366/1342] has come upon Ajvorl [6/1418] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 10:25:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/18/17 09:39:53] DarwickAK, luI, GDI, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/17 18:29:51] GDI [204/1293] has come upon DarwickAK [1265/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 08:56:45 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/18/17 19:03:05] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 1 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:08:50 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 129.
[05/18/17 23:05:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 20 days, 23:40:56 toward level 129.
[05/19/17 00:37:52] DarwickAK [380/1342] has come upon [Sanyi] [1174/1372] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:54:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/19/17 22:34:29] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 69. 0 days, 02:08:06 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 129.
[05/20/17 16:58:57] David, kocka, and Sanyi [1065/3743] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1778/3482] and lost! 0 days, 04:23:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/17 17:37:52] kocka [338/1080] has come upon DarwickAK [400/1342] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:25:42 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/21/17 20:04:36] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:58 towards level 129.
[05/21/17 22:55:33] [Sanyi], kocka, and 4R0N [529/3735] have team battled DarwickAK, Joska, and Sanyi [3152/4209] and lost! 0 days, 14:52:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/17 04:37:50] David [1193/1254] has come upon DarwickAK [575/1342] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 23:17:47 is removed from David's clock.
[05/24/17 02:15:56] DarwickAK [1181/1342] has come upon Darwick [826/1063] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:35:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/24/17 16:31:22] DarwickAK, David, 4R0N, and pub have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/17 20:37:51] DarwickAK [65/1342] has come upon Kiinga [362/1111] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:27:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/25/17 03:16:34] Kiinga, [Sanyi], and David [3563/3731] have team battled GDI, DarwickAK, and Qpe [2403/3277] and won! 0 days, 14:24:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/17 16:37:53] endre [605/906] has come upon DarwickAK [910/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 16:18:35 is added to endre's clock.
[05/26/17 02:37:54] Ajvorl [335/1406] has come upon DarwickAK [428/1342] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 16:50:36 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[05/26/17 06:43:54] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:54:36 from level 129.
[05/26/17 17:37:52] [Sanyi] [1122/1366] has come upon DarwickAK [452/1342] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 02:25:47 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/27/17 11:33:38] endre, [Sanyi], and GDI [1677/3561] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [1864/4157] and lost! 1 day, 07:29:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/17 22:23:04] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:47 towards level 129.
[05/28/17 15:50:03] DarwickAK, Joska, Kiinga, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/17 20:43:22] DarwickAK [1030/1342] has come upon Joska [192/1394] and straight stomped them in combat! 34 days, 13:30:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/28/17 22:38:29] pub [514/712] has come upon DarwickAK [811/1342] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:53:02 is added to pub's clock.
[05/29/17 03:43:13] David, pub, and kocka [3019/3052] have team battled DarwickAK, Qpe, and Sanyi [264/3405] and won! 0 days, 05:23:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 11:37:02] GDI [148/1293] has come upon DarwickAK [198/1342] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 08:14:02 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/29/17 21:04:51] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 20:50:43 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[05/30/17 16:51:18] Darwick, GDI, and Kiinga [460/3469] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and David [1760/4023] and lost! 1 day, 19:29:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/17 00:22:09] Qpe, endre, DarwickAK, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/17 03:35:57] [Sanyi], Kiinga, and endre [843/3379] have team battled DarwickAK, Joska, and Sanyi [3213/4157] and lost! 0 days, 06:18:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/17 03:46:15] DarwickAK [1325/1342] has come upon Qpe [492/642] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 04:11:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/31/17 05:53:20] DarwickAK set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:30:41 from level 130.
[06/01/17 04:12:21] 4R0N [850/1287] has come upon DarwickAK [962/1342] and got flexed on in combat! 17 days, 13:36:05 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/01/17 16:57:20] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 01:59:28 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[06/02/17 09:18:21] DarwickAK, David, Sanyi, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/17 00:37:53] kocka [374/1080] has come upon DarwickAK [453/1342] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 09:19:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/03/17 10:37:53] Darwick [786/1065] has come upon DarwickAK [1085/1342] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 07:26:42 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/04/17 16:30:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 14:13:01 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[06/04/17 16:37:52] luI [835/937] has come upon DarwickAK [1011/1342] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 12:39:45 is added to luI's clock.
[06/04/17 17:15:23] Joska [831/1394] has come upon DarwickAK [513/1342] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 22:20:50 is removed from Joska's clock.
[06/05/17 07:37:52] DarwickAK [1112/1342] has come upon IRPGbot [1248/1569] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 22:02:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/05/17 08:25:56] luI [672/937] has come upon DarwickAK [1307/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:34:58 is added to luI's clock.
[06/05/17 09:07:57] Darwick, pub, and luI [785/2709] have team battled endre, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK [698/3666] and won! 0 days, 13:58:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/17 18:38:50] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:20:42 towards level 130.
[06/06/17 05:28:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 16:33:19 from level 130.
[06/06/17 08:41:22] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:53:04 towards level 130.
[06/06/17 19:34:11] DarwickAK, luI, GDI, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/17 23:37:53] 4R0N [397/1287] has come upon DarwickAK [1006/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 17:48:13 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/07/17 01:16:39] Darwick [169/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [1103/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:17:57 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/07/17 01:18:14] Darwick [217/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [674/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:20:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/07/17 12:33:14] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/17 17:47:41] Kiinga, Joska, DarwickAK, and Ajvorl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/17 17:59:12] DarwickAK [1014/1331] has come upon Kiinga [226/1111] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 13:46:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/07/17 17:59:16] DarwickAK [1081/1331] has come upon Kiinga [478/1111] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 19:10:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/07/17 19:14:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 11:44:07 from level 130.
[06/07/17 19:37:53] Ajvorl [1016/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [275/1331] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 13:13:50 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[06/07/17 19:43:56] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 16:53:23 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[06/08/17 10:37:51] DarwickAK [1284/1331] has come upon GDI [700/1293] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:12:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/08/17 12:55:36] DarwickAK, sirszabo, and endre [2374/2479] have team battled 4R0N, pub, and Darwick [972/3059] and won! 0 days, 00:22:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/17 21:42:05] DarwickAK [818/1331] has come upon sirszabo [38/235] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:04:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/09/17 15:45:33] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:44:31 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[06/09/17 19:26:01] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 140 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:09:29 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 130.
[06/10/17 15:36:30] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 23:48:33 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[06/10/17 17:37:54] GDI [634/1293] has come upon DarwickAK [632/1331] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 05:17:44 is removed from GDI's clock.
[06/10/17 19:17:01] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 41 damage. 0 days, 02:09:05 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 130.
[06/11/17 08:17:51] Ajvorl [299/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [1156/1331] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:03:24 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[06/11/17 23:37:54] Darwick [941/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [983/1331] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 13:35:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/12/17 14:37:53] DarwickAK [187/1331] has come upon Kiinga [676/1105] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:02:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/12/17 15:18:33] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 03:12:14 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[06/12/17 19:23:10] DarwickAK [816/1331] has come upon IRPGbot [711/1578] and gave em what was coming! 24 days, 00:52:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/12/17 19:37:52] DarwickAK [1157/1331] has come upon Kiinga [724/1105] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 22:57:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/13/17 00:37:51] Kiinga [585/1105] has come upon DarwickAK [713/1331] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 07:25:56 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[06/13/17 05:37:54] DarwickAK [1134/1331] has come upon David [895/1260] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 17:49:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/15/17 17:37:53] DarwickAK [328/1331] has come upon GDI [781/1293] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 14:10:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/15/17 18:31:59] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 24 days, 05:25:19 is removed from their time toward level 131.
[06/16/17 07:57:36] Kiinga, luI, DarwickAK, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/17 18:23:02] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 15:13:38 is removed from their time toward level 131.
[06/16/17 20:34:57] DarwickAK [431/1331] has come upon endre [312/896] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 19:09:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/17/17 04:37:51] DarwickAK [838/1331] has come upon Kiinga [967/1105] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 17:52:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/17/17 14:33:34] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:33:25 is removed from their time toward level 131.
[06/17/17 14:33:34] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 153. 0 days, 02:10:24 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 131.
[06/17/17 14:37:53] Qpe [446/650] has come upon DarwickAK [989/1331] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:47:23 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/17/17 14:53:06] DarwickAK [906/1331] has come upon Joska [351/1388] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 17:13:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/17/17 19:37:53] DarwickAK [1112/1331] has come upon Ajvorl [681/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:58:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/19/17 11:37:52] DarwickAK [485/1331] has come upon IRPGbot [68/1578] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:51:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/19/17 20:58:29] [Sanyi], 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Ajvorl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/17 12:37:54] DarwickAK [527/1331] has come upon Darwick [288/1058] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 22:36:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/20/17 14:06:40] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:23:42 is removed from their time toward level 131.
[06/22/17 10:33:00] DarwickAK [749/1331] has come upon luI [665/939] and rocked it! 16 days, 23:10:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/22/17 17:29:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 39 days, 11:49:06 is removed from their time toward level 132.
[06/22/17 23:00:25] pub, GDI, DarwickAK, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/17 15:37:50] DarwickAK [52/1331] has come upon Qpe [331/650] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 07:44:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/24/17 07:52:22] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:09:29 towards level 132.
[06/24/17 17:11:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 19:16:11 is removed from their time toward level 132.
[06/24/17 22:47:05] DarwickAK [607/1331] has come upon luI [114/939] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 02:45:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/24/17 22:47:05] DarwickAK has dealt luI a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:03:22 is added to luI's clock.
[06/25/17 07:37:53] Ajvorl [1400/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [218/1331] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:44:43 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[06/25/17 07:37:53] Ajvorl has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:33:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/25/17 17:02:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 17:41:04 is removed from their time toward level 132.
[06/25/17 22:18:50] Sanyi, 4R0N, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/17 22:20:24] DarwickAK [294/1331] has come upon Sanyi [1161/1428] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:02:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/28/17 00:37:50] [Sanyi] [219/1344] has come upon DarwickAK [165/1331] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 23:52:48 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/28/17 01:00:05] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/17 12:54:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 21:35:36 is removed from their time toward level 132.
[06/29/17 05:38:24] DarwickAK [194/1331] has come upon [Sanyi] [1158/1344] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:22:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/29/17 06:01:20] DarwickAK [1319/1331] has come upon [Sanyi] [269/1344] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:10:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/30/17 03:00:21] [Sanyi], endre, and Qpe [638/2975] have team battled GDI, DarwickAK, and pub [213/3359] and won! 0 days, 23:40:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/17 07:37:50] DarwickAK [99/1331] has come upon sirszabo [21/481] and rocked it! 0 days, 16:22:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/30/17 16:17:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:19:33 is removed from their time toward level 132.
[07/16/17 03:38:55] DarwickAK [20/1331] has come upon David [1142/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:53:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/16/17 18:33:42] DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and 4R0N [786/3943] have team battled endre, David, and [Sanyi] [1342/3600] and lost! 0 days, 22:54:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 23:38:56] DarwickAK [813/1331] has come upon sirszabo [69/481] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:13:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/17/17 09:44:05] DarwickAK [1188/1331] has come upon luI [246/959] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:15:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/18/17 04:45:43] [Sanyi], David, Joska, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/17 17:33:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:37:05 is removed from their time toward level 132.
[07/19/17 20:45:11] Sanyi [930/1440] has come upon DarwickAK [825/1331] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 01:48:20 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/19/17 21:38:56] [Sanyi] [417/1447] has come upon DarwickAK [678/1331] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 05:33:27 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/20/17 08:10:42] DarwickAK [1135/1331] has come upon GDI [673/1293] and straight stomped them in combat! 37 days, 21:02:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/20/17 18:52:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 62 days, 01:20:53 toward level 133.
[07/21/17 20:55:57] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 10:48:22 is removed from their time toward level 133.
[07/21/17 21:01:46] Joska [28/1403] has come upon DarwickAK [828/1331] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 04:37:33 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/23/17 00:38:55] Darwick [959/1035] has come upon DarwickAK [643/1331] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 13:09:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/23/17 04:45:52] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/17 07:50:56] DarwickAK [279/1321] has come upon [Sanyi] [811/1447] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:51:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/24/17 06:38:58] DarwickAK [891/1321] has come upon GDI [284/1293] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 23:34:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/24/17 15:08:11] 4R0N, Sanyi, and Qpe [2322/3307] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and kocka [3098/3854] and lost! 3 days, 13:50:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/17 17:05:54] DarwickAK [918/1321] has come upon Ajvorl [1342/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:22:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/25/17 22:05:54] luI [959/1000] has come upon DarwickAK [1252/1321] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:29:07 is added to luI's clock.
[07/26/17 00:04:44] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:35:35 towards level 133.
[07/26/17 05:54:39] DarwickAK [820/1321] has come upon David [97/1267] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:18:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/27/17 04:05:56] sirszabo [423/520] has come upon DarwickAK [1313/1321] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:55:48 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[07/27/17 16:57:33] endre, Qpe, DarwickAK, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/28/17 00:05:57] DarwickAK [210/1321] has come upon Kiinga [491/1096] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 23:57:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/28/17 05:05:55] DarwickAK [287/1321] has come upon luI [493/1000] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:17:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/28/17 05:35:26] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:14:36 from level 133.
[07/28/17 12:09:17] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 112 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:12:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 133.
[07/28/17 15:49:46] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 42 damage. 0 days, 02:12:36 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 133.
[07/29/17 12:54:26] Qpe, gyilkos, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/17 12:56:37] DarwickAK [479/1321] has come upon Qpe [461/650] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:23:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/29/17 15:40:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 08:35:47 is removed from their time toward level 133.
[07/30/17 12:05:55] gyilkos [290/1243] has come upon DarwickAK [305/1321] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:49:21 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/30/17 17:05:57] gyilkos [23/1243] has come upon DarwickAK [654/1321] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:24:37 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/31/17 08:05:54] GDI [2/1293] has come upon DarwickAK [584/1321] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 10:25:25 is added to GDI's clock.
[07/31/17 23:05:54] Ajvorl [169/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [166/1321] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 00:43:31 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[08/01/17 12:12:58] Ajvorl, sirszabo, Qpe, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/17 21:22:00] sirszabo [134/520] has come upon DarwickAK [265/1321] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 08:06:37 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[08/01/17 23:40:36] DarwickAK [522/1321] has come upon Kiinga [501/1096] and gave em what was coming! 33 days, 06:13:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/02/17 03:56:59] DarwickAK [781/1321] has come upon Sanyi [699/1440] and gave em what was coming! 28 days, 17:14:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/02/17 15:05:54] gyilkos [824/1254] has come upon DarwickAK [1320/1321] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:30:58 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/02/17 20:05:54] DarwickAK [1221/1321] has come upon IRPGbot [278/1601] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 01:41:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/02/17 22:33:27] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:11:46 towards level 134.
[08/03/17 06:05:57] 4R0N [787/1211] has come upon DarwickAK [724/1321] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 00:31:53 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/03/17 06:05:57] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 108 tunic! 4R0N picks it up, tossing his old level 70 tunic to DarwickAK.
[08/03/17 16:05:56] DarwickAK [722/1283] has come upon Joska [713/1403] and rocked it! 12 days, 15:28:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/03/17 21:05:54] Ajvorl [617/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [747/1283] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:29:33 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[08/04/17 02:05:56] GDI [707/1293] has come upon DarwickAK [809/1283] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 23:43:08 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/04/17 12:05:53] DarwickAK [1246/1283] has come upon Kiinga [496/1096] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 17:47:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/04/17 23:44:27] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:52:54 towards level 134.
[08/05/17 05:24:05] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:25 towards level 134.
[08/05/17 05:57:30] 4R0N, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/17 08:32:51] DarwickAK, David, and kocka [1686/3644] have team battled sirszabo, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [3157/3433] and lost! 2 days, 12:07:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/17 23:05:58] DarwickAK [886/1283] has come upon David [1001/1267] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 00:27:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/06/17 14:29:02] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 14:03:00 is removed from their time toward level 134.
[08/06/17 19:05:53] DarwickAK [310/1283] has come upon Sanyi [930/1440] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:40:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/07/17 00:05:56] DarwickAK [42/1283] has come upon [Sanyi] [39/1458] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 2 days, 20:54:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/07/17 04:48:34] Qpe, Ajvorl, and 4R0N [1256/3304] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [3473/3977] and lost! 1 day, 06:24:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/17 15:05:57] DarwickAK [581/1283] has come upon Qpe [323/677] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 19:22:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/07/17 17:14:32] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:01 towards level 134.
[08/10/17 00:34:26] DarwickAK fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:32:40 from level 134.
[08/10/17 13:53:07] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:39:17 is removed from their time toward level 134.
[08/11/17 01:46:53] Sanyi [19/1440] has come upon DarwickAK [310/1283] and realized it was a bad decision! 26 days, 21:32:30 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/11/17 03:31:14] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:37 towards level 134.
[08/11/17 13:44:06] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 182. 0 days, 02:13:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 134.
[08/12/17 02:34:09] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:37 towards level 134.
[08/12/17 02:44:21] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:59 towards level 134.
[08/12/17 16:17:28] endre, GDI, and CaptianObvious [1327/3130] have team battled luI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [1347/3537] and lost! 1 day, 00:34:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/17 19:14:45] DarwickAK [932/1283] has come upon David [1077/1267] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 11:29:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/12/17 23:50:00] Darwick [516/1067] has come upon DarwickAK [149/1283] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 15:50:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/14/17 13:17:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 06:25:28 is removed from their time toward level 134.
[08/14/17 21:59:01] kocka [239/1079] has come upon DarwickAK [53/1283] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 02:56:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/15/17 10:42:41] GDI, 4R0N, and pub [2178/3288] have team battled kocka, peta, and DarwickAK [2495/3306] and lost! 0 days, 18:52:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/17 13:08:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 07:10:24 is removed from their time toward level 134.
[08/15/17 18:05:55] DarwickAK [840/1283] has come upon GDI [164/1293] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:27:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/16/17 12:59:16] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:15:50 is removed from their time toward level 134.
[08/16/17 21:48:53] 4R0N, endre, and kocka [420/3226] have team battled gyilkos, David, and DarwickAK [561/3821] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/17 06:49:31] pub, sirszabo, endre, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/17 09:54:39] DarwickAK [275/1283] has come upon IRPGbot [1505/1601] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 10:02:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/18/17 09:00:41] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 7. 0 days, 02:14:47 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 135.
[08/18/17 14:47:19] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and kocka [3292/3611] have team battled pub, Sanyi, and Hunger [445/3100] and won! 0 days, 12:56:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 09:05:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 29 days, 12:31:03 toward level 135.
[08/19/17 12:05:54] sirszabo [80/535] has come upon DarwickAK [1088/1283] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:40:28 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[08/19/17 20:18:38] Ajvorl, pub, and Kiinga [737/3229] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and Darwick [853/3753] and lost! 0 days, 01:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/17 13:09:41] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:33:16 towards level 135.
[08/20/17 13:22:33] pub, DarwickAK, and Joska [2414/3437] have team battled Darwick, CaptianObvious, and kocka [2012/3085] and won! 6 days, 09:49:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 14:29:05] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:22:01 from level 135.
[08/21/17 04:05:55] DarwickAK [932/1283] has come upon peta [394/944] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 04:31:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/22/17 08:24:54] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 00:22:08 is removed from their time toward level 135.
[08/22/17 14:24:24] DarwickAK [1281/1283] has come upon 4R0N [515/1282] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 09:52:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/23/17 01:05:54] DarwickAK [102/1283] has come upon Darwick [153/1283] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 14:30:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/26/17 00:59:09] David, endre, Qpe, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/17 00:59:14] DarwickAK [601/1283] has come upon endre [782/898] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 09:49:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/26/17 04:05:54] Kiinga [535/1082] has come upon DarwickAK [929/1283] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:05:17 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[08/26/17 11:08:22] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:36:20 towards level 135.
[08/28/17 01:05:54] luI [669/1025] has come upon DarwickAK [242/1283] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 07:20:48 is removed from luI's clock.
[08/28/17 04:27:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 8 days, 03:32:06 toward level 135.
[08/29/17 01:28:20] Joska, peta, and DarwickAK [1981/3655] have team battled David, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [1282/3471] and won! 5 days, 22:54:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/17 12:28:17] Hunger [112/914] has come upon DarwickAK [1227/1283] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 05:08:46 is added to Hunger's clock.
[08/31/17 19:05:57] 4R0N [488/1282] has come upon DarwickAK [1113/1283] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:28:00 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/01/17 15:05:54] DarwickAK [525/1283] has come upon David [135/1268] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 09:53:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/01/17 15:36:38] Qpe [146/677] has come upon DarwickAK [779/1283] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 09:11:52 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/02/17 20:21:41] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:01:46 from level 135.
[09/02/17 20:51:43] peta, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/17 00:57:38] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:50 towards level 135.
[09/04/17 03:05:54] endre [351/898] has come upon DarwickAK [450/1283] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 10:45:29 is added to endre's clock.
[09/05/17 09:59:33] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 21:40:51 is removed from their time toward level 135.
[09/06/17 00:18:19] sirszabo, Joska, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/17 23:53:54] DarwickAK, GDI, Hunger, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/17 09:41:33] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:53:57 is removed from their time toward level 135.
[09/08/17 22:05:55] DarwickAK [1259/1283] has come upon kocka [849/1090] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:28:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/09/17 18:05:55] DarwickAK [277/1283] has come upon kocka [563/1090] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:41:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/09/17 21:42:40] luI [649/1041] has come upon DarwickAK [406/1283] and rocked it! 17 days, 05:16:51 is removed from luI's clock.
[09/10/17 03:55:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 00:36:49 toward level 135.
[09/10/17 05:10:25] DarwickAK [1244/1283] has come upon [Sanyi] [1235/1472] and fucked they ass up! 38 days, 19:21:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/10/17 09:05:56] sirszabo [542/564] has come upon DarwickAK [24/1283] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:21:33 is removed from sirszabo's clock.
[09/10/17 09:14:35] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 18:12:18 is removed from their time toward level 136.
[09/10/17 20:00:21] 4R0N, Sanyi, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/17 01:55:02] DarwickAK [275/1283] has come upon Sanyi [1018/1453] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 17:22:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/13/17 03:37:34] Kiinga [1049/1312] has come upon DarwickAK [728/1283] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 13:07:25 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[09/13/17 07:05:56] Kiinga [1017/1344] has come upon DarwickAK [840/1254] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 15:48:24 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[09/13/17 07:05:56] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 87 set of leggings! Kiinga picks it up, tossing his old level 75 set of leggings to DarwickAK.
[09/13/17 12:05:56] CaptianObvious [688/928] has come upon DarwickAK [868/1242] and got flexed on in combat! 19 days, 23:20:07 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/13/17 23:32:37] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:41:41 towards level 136.
[09/15/17 01:49:02] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:22:27 towards level 136.
[09/15/17 19:05:56] Sanyi [650/1453] has come upon DarwickAK [472/1242] and fucked they ass up! 47 days, 08:21:27 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/16/17 04:40:06] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 20:21:47 is removed from their time toward level 136.
[09/16/17 21:16:07] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:24:25 towards level 136.
[09/16/17 21:16:43] Qpe, peta, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/17 06:01:17] Kiinga [641/1382] has come upon DarwickAK [48/1242] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 17:16:50 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[09/17/17 08:11:40] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 02:58:59 is removed from their time toward level 136.
[09/17/17 11:05:54] pub [111/806] has come upon DarwickAK [321/1242] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:29:46 is added to pub's clock.
[09/17/17 14:06:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 5 days, 08:47:31 toward level 136.
[09/17/17 15:03:05] sirszabo, Joska, and luI [69/3034] have team battled DarwickAK, Hunger, and endre [2616/3061] and lost! 0 days, 10:19:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/17 00:36:39] Hunger, Qpe, and wabbit_ [2480/2945] have team battled DarwickAK, sirszabo, and kocka [740/2918] and won! 0 days, 21:18:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 02:05:53] Joska [803/1407] has come upon DarwickAK [741/1242] and fucked they ass up! 33 days, 06:31:59 is removed from Joska's clock.
[09/18/17 07:05:57] DarwickAK [1062/1242] has come upon Joska [238/1407] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 12:21:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/18/17 08:14:40] GDI [1214/1580] has come upon DarwickAK [481/1242] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:49:29 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/20/17 04:04:07] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 61 damage. 0 days, 02:15:34 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 136.
[09/20/17 09:05:56] GDI [1482/1580] has come upon DarwickAK [351/1242] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:14:34 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/20/17 14:05:55] DarwickAK [1053/1242] has come upon Sanyi [1235/1453] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 09:55:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/23/17 05:56:49] pub [686/806] has come upon DarwickAK [1085/1242] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 17:48:29 is added to pub's clock.
[09/23/17 17:05:57] DarwickAK [159/1242] has come upon wabbit_ [377/1101] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:15:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/24/17 11:17:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 10:37:30 from level 136.
[09/24/17 12:12:47] CaptianObvious, luI, endre, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/17 13:58:59] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:54 towards level 136.
[09/24/17 17:25:29] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:21 towards level 136.
[09/24/17 18:05:57] DarwickAK [966/1242] has come upon luI [794/1041] and rocked it! 0 days, 20:04:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/25/17 07:48:48] peta, DarwickAK, GDI, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/17 19:05:55] DarwickAK [116/1242] has come upon gyilkos [76/1275] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 15:27:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/26/17 00:05:56] DarwickAK [394/1242] has come upon CaptianObvious [647/928] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 12:00:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/26/17 17:52:12] pub, luI, DarwickAK, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/17 17:21:20] Joska, peta, DarwickAK, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/17 13:45:46] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [2177/3989] have team battled Hunger, pub, and Kiinga [2251/3109] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/17 14:29:18] DarwickAK, Kiinga, and peta [2321/3593] have team battled CaptianObvious, luI, and Hunger [2219/2902] and won! 0 days, 00:05:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/17 14:51:07] DarwickAK [481/1242] has come upon Qpe [570/911] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 02:16:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/28/17 19:39:02] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 05:55:31 towards level 137.
[09/29/17 18:05:56] Joska [838/1407] has come upon DarwickAK [831/1242] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:32:01 is removed from Joska's clock.
[09/30/17 00:01:12] endre, Hunger, and Ajvorl [1607/3230] have team battled kocka, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [785/3785] and won! 2 days, 20:09:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/17 11:37:56] Sanyi, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/17 00:05:57] Darwick [404/1252] has come upon DarwickAK [1016/1242] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:08:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/01/17 00:09:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 61 days, 22:46:04 toward level 137.
[10/02/17 07:32:36] Joska, Darwick, DarwickAK, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/17 02:21:06] DarwickAK [532/1242] has come upon pub [805/806] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 14:48:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/03/17 07:05:56] gyilkos [496/1291] has come upon DarwickAK [691/1242] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 06:23:15 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/03/17 15:48:16] Sanyi [1370/1453] has come upon DarwickAK [359/1242] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 21:09:51 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/03/17 22:23:33] CaptianObvious, pub, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/17 15:10:01] DarwickAK [236/1242] has come upon Qpe [416/920] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 04:53:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/04/17 16:38:38] DarwickAK [1178/1242] has come upon peta [184/969] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 12:48:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/05/17 05:29:56] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:41:09 is removed from their time toward level 137.
[10/05/17 10:09:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 1 day, 12:32:20 toward level 137.
[10/05/17 16:12:46] DarwickAK [265/1242] has come upon Qpe [367/920] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 16:04:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/05/17 21:56:40] [Sanyi], wabbit_, and Darwick [3320/3835] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and GDI [1373/4214] and won! 0 days, 04:19:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/17 15:05:57] [Sanyi] [715/1472] has come upon DarwickAK [860/1242] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 01:11:32 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/06/17 18:03:08] wabbit_, gyilkos, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/17 18:03:09] DarwickAK [0/1242] has come upon [Sanyi] [1149/1472] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:49:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/07/17 16:10:18] pub, luI, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/17 18:37:26] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:54 towards level 137.
[10/08/17 09:28:20] Joska, peta, and DarwickAK [3421/3630] have team battled wabbit_, gyilkos, and kocka [828/3492] and won! 0 days, 16:52:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/17 01:13:25] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 26. 0 days, 02:16:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 137.
[10/09/17 06:58:13] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:56 towards level 137.
[10/10/17 23:08:42] Hunger, Joska, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/17 03:15:31] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:22 towards level 137.
[10/11/17 15:47:14] Qpe [427/920] has come upon DarwickAK [117/1242] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 11:26:58 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/12/17 01:47:12] DarwickAK [883/1242] has come upon Hunger [904/929] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:40:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/12/17 06:47:13] Sanyi [355/1453] has come upon DarwickAK [219/1242] and rocked it! 3 days, 11:06:43 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/12/17 22:52:03] CaptianObvious [469/947] has come upon DarwickAK [623/1242] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 15:30:01 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/13/17 06:11:35] Joska, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/17 13:32:41] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from their time toward level 137.
[10/14/17 13:32:41] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 91. 0 days, 02:16:51 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 137.
[10/14/17 23:12:18] DarwickAK [820/1242] has come upon gyilkos [363/1278] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 23:16:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/15/17 13:23:47] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 01:51:13 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[10/15/17 17:04:18] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 16 damage. 0 days, 02:17:25 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 138.
[10/19/17 03:47:12] luI [517/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [767/1242] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 17:45:34 is added to luI's clock.
[10/19/17 08:47:14] DarwickAK [414/1242] has come upon CaptianObvious [858/947] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 18:41:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/18/17 05:33:32] Darwick [226/1257] has come upon DarwickAK [1079/1242] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:41:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/18/17 18:04:57] Hunger, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/17 08:47:16] DarwickAK [158/1242] has come upon kocka [259/1095] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 13 days, 20:42:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/19/17 23:47:14] DarwickAK [1085/1242] has come upon luI [751/1091] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 10:34:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/21/17 00:47:15] DarwickAK [165/1242] has come upon Kiinga [1153/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 23:07:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/21/17 03:20:32] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:19:37 towards level 138.
[11/21/17 03:31:12] Ajvorl, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/17 05:25:59] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:57:05 towards level 138.
[11/22/17 14:10:13] kocka, gyilkos, and Ajvorl [288/3775] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Darwick [2229/3916] and lost! 0 days, 18:58:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/17 08:05:25] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:37:56 towards level 138.
[11/23/17 10:13:45] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 22:10:17 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[11/23/17 10:13:45] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 31 with their belt. 0 days, 02:17:45 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 138.
[11/25/17 09:51:55] DarwickAK [370/1242] has come upon pub [674/1102] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:35:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/25/17 14:47:16] Darwick [818/1257] has come upon DarwickAK [1129/1242] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 14:47:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/26/17 05:47:13] pub [1005/1102] has come upon DarwickAK [602/1242] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 13:24:50 is removed from pub's clock.
[11/26/17 05:47:13] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 57 pair of gloves! pub picks it up, tossing his old level 46 pair of gloves to DarwickAK.
[11/26/17 15:47:12] DarwickAK [285/1231] has come upon IRPGbot [1497/1576] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 20:03:55 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/27/17 05:57:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 05:00:15 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[11/27/17 08:16:31] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:44:17 towards level 138.
[11/27/17 23:58:57] Ajvorl [742/1409] has come upon DarwickAK [159/1231] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 03:24:16 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[11/28/17 16:00:53] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/17 13:47:15] luI [807/1091] has come upon DarwickAK [297/1231] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 00:50:58 is removed from luI's clock.
[11/30/17 05:30:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 07:01:45 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[11/30/17 06:55:00] DarwickAK [943/1231] has come upon Qpe [689/1041] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 03:03:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/01/17 09:01:48] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 25. 0 days, 02:17:10 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 138.
[12/02/17 22:40:22] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:24:24 towards level 138.
[12/03/17 12:47:14] DarwickAK [1005/1231] has come upon Sanyi [1341/1417] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 14:28:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/03/17 14:19:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 3 days, 19:48:26 toward level 138.
[12/03/17 17:47:13] DarwickAK [496/1231] has come upon Kiinga [537/1401] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 23:09:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/04/17 00:08:17] Sanyi, Ajvorl, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/17 08:34:47] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:09:44 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[12/04/17 11:36:57] gyilkos [1094/1260] has come upon DarwickAK [189/1231] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:17:34 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/04/17 19:03:39] Sanyi [1048/1417] has come upon DarwickAK [222/1231] and straight stomped them in combat! 43 days, 05:48:16 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/04/17 23:47:13] gyilkos [623/1260] has come upon DarwickAK [1013/1231] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:06:52 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/05/17 03:36:58] DarwickAK, Joska, and Hunger [2511/3601] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and Qpe [1154/3708] and won! 1 day, 13:12:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 04:47:15] Joska [1336/1433] has come upon DarwickAK [123/1231] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 15:55:44 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/05/17 08:25:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:11:30 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[12/05/17 23:36:58] DarwickAK [551/1231] has come upon Ajvorl [543/1409] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 04:14:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/06/17 00:47:14] DarwickAK [1165/1231] has come upon Kiinga [452/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:15:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/06/17 05:47:14] DarwickAK [152/1231] has come upon CaptianObvious [98/963] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 12:08:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/06/17 09:39:52] Hunger, Joska, DarwickAK, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/17 21:37:36] DarwickAK, pub, and GDI [1497/3918] have team battled peta, Hunger, and kocka [2217/3067] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/17 08:07:48] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 6 with their belt. 0 days, 02:17:18 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 138.
[12/07/17 18:40:21] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:54 towards level 138.
[12/08/17 04:39:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 12:01:50 toward level 138.
[12/08/17 19:58:40] DarwickAK [1161/1238] has come upon CaptianObvious [923/952] and fucked they ass up! 38 days, 10:54:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/09/17 07:08:26] Qpe [197/1040] has come upon DarwickAK [318/1238] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 20:44:58 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/09/17 13:16:31] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:48:28 towards level 139.
[12/10/17 01:11:20] Joska [501/1443] has come upon DarwickAK [434/1238] and gave em what was coming! 41 days, 04:50:40 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/10/17 09:47:14] DarwickAK [827/1238] has come upon Qpe [570/1068] and fucked they ass up! 13 days, 09:24:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/10/17 11:04:08] Qpe, Ajvorl, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/17 14:47:16] peta [324/998] has come upon DarwickAK [606/1238] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 21:26:27 is added to peta's clock.
[12/11/17 03:51:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 16:18:14 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[12/11/17 10:38:48] CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and gyilkos [2128/3585] have team battled peta, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [744/3637] and won! 5 days, 13:02:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/17 15:47:15] DarwickAK [760/1238] has come upon Kiinga [461/1401] and fucked they ass up! 13 days, 13:50:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/12/17 01:24:07] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and GDI [3568/4317] have team battled Hunger, kocka, and Ajvorl [518/3474] and won! 4 days, 12:03:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 05:30:36] DarwickAK EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:35:55 from level 139.
[12/14/17 07:04:53] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 04:43:11 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[12/15/17 04:47:14] DarwickAK [1211/1240] has come upon Joska [1126/1451] and rocked it! 7 days, 19:03:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/15/17 14:12:24] DarwickAK fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! DarwickAK's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/16/17 05:47:16] DarwickAK [1062/1225] has come upon Joska [925/1451] and rocked it! 4 days, 23:12:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/16/17 16:47:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 05:45:56 from level 139.
[12/16/17 17:12:30] [Sanyi] [1300/1524] has come upon DarwickAK [172/1225] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 05:19:27 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/16/17 18:50:07] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:21:43 towards level 139.
[12/17/17 02:57:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:23:32 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[12/19/17 00:34:24] Hunger, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/17 14:49:08] DarwickAK bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:45:55 from level 139.
[12/19/17 19:28:17] [Sanyi], Joska, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/17 20:07:30] Joska, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK [861/4104] have team battled Hunger, luI, and Darwick [479/3286] and won! 0 days, 03:50:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/17 11:48:05] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and peta [2002/3181] have team battled [Sanyi], pub, and Darwick [3273/3904] and lost! 1 day, 10:27:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/17 22:02:46] DarwickAK [959/1225] has come upon gyilkos [157/1224] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 19:07:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/21/17 21:19:36] Ajvorl [1004/1428] has come upon DarwickAK [1147/1225] and got flexed on in combat! 21 days, 16:40:10 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[12/25/17 00:40:17] DarwickAK [982/1225] has come upon Darwick [843/1257] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 21:50:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/25/17 05:40:15] luI [472/1092] has come upon DarwickAK [1048/1225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:22:35 is added to luI's clock.
[12/26/17 11:40:17] DarwickAK [280/1225] has come upon peta [102/998] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:08:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/26/17 16:54:45] DarwickAK [58/1225] has come upon peta [867/998] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 16:03:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/26/17 23:06:01] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:24:51 towards level 140.
[12/27/17 19:59:38] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 13:51:13 from level 140.
[12/28/17 05:37:53] Darwick, luI, DarwickAK, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/17 05:37:58] pub [56/1238] has come upon DarwickAK [288/1225] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 02:31:13 is added to pub's clock.
[12/28/17 05:38:02] DarwickAK [279/1225] has come upon Darwick [606/1301] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 15:34:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/28/17 08:05:50] Sanyi [710/1417] has come upon DarwickAK [1111/1225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 13:04:10 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/29/17 18:16:49] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 47. 0 days, 02:19:30 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 140.
[12/29/17 21:57:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 16:48:33 is removed from their time toward level 140.
[12/31/17 00:43:51] DarwickAK [951/1225] has come upon CaptianObvious [844/958] and rocked it! 39 days, 02:51:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/31/17 10:15:51] GDI, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [1102/3991] have team battled Qpe, Sanyi, and Darwick [2675/3788] and lost! 2 days, 11:13:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/17 17:58:52] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 118 with their belt. 0 days, 02:19:31 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 140.
[01/01/18 02:40:16] DarwickAK [96/1225] has come upon Ajvorl [279/1428] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 01:18:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/01/18 05:51:57] gyilkos, DarwickAK, GDI, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/18 06:27:40] DarwickAK, GDI, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/18 17:40:54] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 20:04:25 is removed from their time toward level 140.
[01/02/18 18:27:52] peta [941/1006] has come upon DarwickAK [20/1225] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 08:38:31 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/03/18 12:18:11] pub [512/1238] has come upon DarwickAK [915/1225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 05:35:02 is added to pub's clock.
[01/03/18 21:12:21] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 7. 0 days, 02:19:38 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 140.
[01/04/18 01:00:30] Hunger [290/943] has come upon DarwickAK [1021/1225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:29:38 is added to Hunger's clock.
[01/04/18 05:40:15] CaptianObvious [235/958] has come upon DarwickAK [614/1225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 00:54:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/04/18 10:40:19] DarwickAK [458/1225] has come upon pub [478/1238] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 08:48:32 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/04/18 13:33:38] Qpe, Ajvorl, and Hunger [1156/3422] have team battled DarwickAK, Kiinga, and GDI [1220/4116] and lost! 0 days, 02:25:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/18 20:40:14] DarwickAK [35/1225] has come upon peta [717/1006] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 09:29:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/04/18 21:03:24] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 29 days, 05:01:22 is removed from their time toward level 140.
[01/05/18 00:08:46] CaptianObvious, luI, DarwickAK, and Ajvorl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/18 00:09:13] DarwickAK [931/1225] has come upon CaptianObvious [363/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 07:50:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/05/18 11:40:17] DarwickAK [560/1225] has come upon Darwick [466/1306] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 09:09:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/05/18 17:13:53] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 109. 0 days, 02:19:08 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 140.
[01/05/18 20:54:23] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 13:20:02 is removed from their time toward level 140.
[01/06/18 02:40:16] DarwickAK [334/1225] has come upon GDI [529/1542] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 05:00:55 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/06/18 04:36:20] DarwickAK, peta, and Darwick [585/3537] have team battled CaptianObvious, Joska, and gyilkos [2736/3667] and lost! 1 day, 11:57:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/18 17:04:55] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 59. 0 days, 02:19:49 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 140.
[01/06/18 22:09:06] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/18 04:18:57] DarwickAK [1223/1225] has come upon CaptianObvious [222/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:16:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/08/18 09:40:18] DarwickAK [1180/1225] has come upon Darwick [928/1306] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 00:19:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/08/18 16:46:51] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 14 with their belt. 0 days, 02:19:21 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 140.
[01/26/18 01:06:04] DarwickAK [945/1225] has come upon Darwick [251/1307] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 21:09:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/26/18 06:06:05] DarwickAK [372/1225] has come upon gyilkos [999/1224] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:33:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/26/18 12:00:28] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:18:42 is removed from their time toward level 140.
[01/26/18 16:17:36] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:20:03 from level 140.
[01/27/18 01:10:30] Darwick, peta, DarwickAK, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/18 01:10:35] DarwickAK [966/1225] has come upon Darwick [873/1307] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 10:37:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/18 08:57:03] DarwickAK was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:58:17 from level 140.
[01/28/18 03:06:03] DarwickAK [902/1238] has come upon [Sanyi] [1111/1524] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:29:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/28/18 15:23:06] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:38:25 is removed from their time toward level 140.
[01/28/18 19:33:22] gyilkos [219/1224] has come upon DarwickAK [1143/1238] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 17:37:46 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/28/18 21:11:11] CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [3217/3409] have team battled Qpe, Kiinga, and peta [745/3425] and won! 0 days, 04:53:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 16:46:20] DarwickAK [847/1238] has come upon Darwick [682/1312] and fucked they ass up! 44 days, 06:17:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/31/18 01:06:04] CaptianObvious [862/947] has come upon DarwickAK [571/1238] and rocked it! 31 days, 19:41:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/31/18 01:37:19] Darwick, kocka, Qpe, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/18 10:53:09] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:23:33 towards level 141.
[01/31/18 11:15:48] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 19:17:40 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[01/31/18 13:19:45] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:49:35 towards level 141.
[01/31/18 16:16:31] CaptianObvious [716/947] has come upon DarwickAK [594/1238] and fucked they ass up! 21 days, 16:52:03 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/01/18 15:30:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 05:55:58 from level 141.
[02/01/18 21:35:54] kocka [154/1178] has come upon DarwickAK [632/1238] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 00:52:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/01/18 22:06:02] Sanyi [1203/1417] has come upon DarwickAK [564/1238] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:01:21 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/01/18 22:39:31] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:35:48 towards level 141.
[02/02/18 10:57:46] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 14:35:11 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[02/02/18 13:06:01] DarwickAK [1131/1238] has come upon [Sanyi] [361/1519] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 05:57:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/02/18 19:14:02] Joska [870/1498] has come upon DarwickAK [813/1238] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 09:40:05 is removed from Joska's clock.
[02/03/18 03:08:52] peta, Qpe, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/18 10:48:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 08:41:44 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[02/04/18 05:06:05] Joska [944/1492] has come upon DarwickAK [284/1238] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 01:06:21 is removed from Joska's clock.
[02/04/18 10:39:48] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 20:36:37 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[02/04/18 10:49:53] DarwickAK [90/1238] has come upon [Sanyi] [1119/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:54:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/04/18 20:06:06] DarwickAK [777/1238] has come upon Hunger [436/949] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:53:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/05/18 10:30:49] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:26:07 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[02/05/18 11:06:01] pub [925/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [545/1238] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 03:50:54 is removed from pub's clock.
[02/05/18 11:06:01] pub has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:12:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/05/18 14:11:19] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:46:22 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[02/06/18 22:06:03] DarwickAK [437/1238] has come upon peta [760/1006] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:03:41 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/08/18 04:06:04] Joska [1119/1492] has come upon DarwickAK [643/1238] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:49:43 is removed from Joska's clock.
[02/08/18 06:19:29] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:44 towards level 141.
[02/08/18 14:51:17] GDI [63/1508] has come upon DarwickAK [1166/1238] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 20:04:23 is added to GDI's clock.
[02/09/18 03:19:58] DarwickAK got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:44:02 from level 141.
[02/09/18 15:06:04] DarwickAK [151/1238] has come upon Sanyi [1346/1417] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:07:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/10/18 02:36:02] pub, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/18 09:45:58] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 31. 0 days, 02:20:30 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 141.
[02/10/18 13:26:25] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:10:21 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[02/10/18 21:48:24] peta, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/18 01:01:26] DarwickAK, GDI, and Qpe [3452/3852] have team battled pub, CaptianObvious, and kocka [931/3386] and won! 0 days, 16:35:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/18 04:06:03] DarwickAK [93/1238] has come upon pub [1123/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:55:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/13/18 12:04:27] Kiinga, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [3600/3785] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and CaptianObvious [775/3757] and won! 0 days, 00:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/18 12:59:29] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:02:52 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[02/13/18 20:22:46] Joska [372/1492] has come upon DarwickAK [1060/1238] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:07:07 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/14/18 11:44:50] DarwickAK saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:51 from level 141.
[02/14/18 20:06:05] DarwickAK [462/1238] has come upon luI [494/1136] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/14/18 20:23:58] DarwickAK [529/1238] has come upon Qpe [1095/1106] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 02:50:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/14/18 22:05:50] pub, peta, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/18 01:06:02] DarwickAK [78/1238] has come upon Kiinga [794/1323] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 08:49:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/15/18 11:06:03] DarwickAK [842/1238] has come upon Joska [197/1492] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 13:54:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/15/18 20:59:54] Darwick, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/18 07:06:03] DarwickAK [460/1238] has come upon [Sanyi] [1177/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 21:22:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/16/18 08:51:59] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 08:15:49 is removed from their time toward level 142.
[02/16/18 12:56:05] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:02:16 towards level 142.
[02/17/18 14:04:47] DarwickAK was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:34:25 from level 142.
[02/18/18 13:29:12] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:49:20 towards level 142.
[02/19/18 05:06:02] Kiinga [706/1323] has come upon DarwickAK [417/1238] and rocked it! 12 days, 06:30:49 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[02/20/18 22:05:24] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Qpe [650/3876] have team battled Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and GDI [585/3877] and won! 0 days, 22:57:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/18 08:07:02] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 11:46:23 is removed from their time toward level 142.
[02/21/18 10:25:33] DarwickAK was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:36:53 from level 142.
[02/21/18 11:47:33] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 147. 0 days, 02:21:22 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 142.
[02/21/18 15:33:25] Darwick, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/18 15:06:03] Darwick [341/1312] has come upon DarwickAK [943/1238] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:09:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/24/18 16:33:58] Ajvorl, pub, DarwickAK, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/18 18:25:15] CaptianObvious [766/964] has come upon DarwickAK [260/1238] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 06:46:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/25/18 01:40:59] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:07:55 towards level 142.
[02/25/18 06:06:02] DarwickAK [324/1238] has come upon IRPGbot [302/1578] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 19:42:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/25/18 11:21:59] gyilkos, Ajvorl, and [Sanyi] [1931/4170] have team battled Qpe, luI, and DarwickAK [1070/3485] and won! 0 days, 02:45:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/18 18:09:16] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:55:51 from level 142.
[02/25/18 19:10:31] Kiinga, DarwickAK, Joska, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/18 21:06:04] luI [171/1136] has come upon DarwickAK [568/1238] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:15:49 is added to luI's clock.
[02/26/18 23:20:00] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and peta [1173/3206] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and kocka [3515/3834] and lost! 8 days, 01:42:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/18 08:06:04] DarwickAK [248/1238] has come upon Joska [207/1492] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 13:47:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/27/18 23:06:05] DarwickAK [296/1238] has come upon gyilkos [587/1224] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 06:18:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/28/18 11:49:42] [Sanyi], Qpe, DarwickAK, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/18 00:06:02] Darwick [201/1312] has come upon DarwickAK [37/1238] and rocked it! 2 days, 05:25:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/01/18 00:35:40] Joska [98/1492] has come upon DarwickAK [36/1238] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 15:41:17 is removed from Joska's clock.
[03/01/18 10:06:01] DarwickAK [126/1238] has come upon luI [200/1136] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 16:23:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/03/18 03:18:44] GDI, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/18 06:37:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:04:31 is removed from their time toward level 142.
[03/03/18 09:12:39] DarwickAK got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:13:37 from level 142.
[03/04/18 03:03:20] Ajvorl, peta, Qpe, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/18 00:06:02] [Sanyi] [592/1527] has come upon DarwickAK [329/1238] and rocked it! 7 days, 20:05:19 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/06/18 16:24:00] DarwickAK [639/1238] has come upon Kiinga [24/1323] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 15:42:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/07/18 06:01:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 00:50:46 is removed from their time toward level 143.
[03/08/18 00:26:57] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:37:09 towards level 143.
[03/08/18 05:52:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 08:01:54 is removed from their time toward level 143.
[03/08/18 12:10:15] DarwickAK [630/1238] has come upon gyilkos [530/1224] and rocked it! 17 days, 07:58:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/10/18 22:50:18] peta [495/1018] has come upon DarwickAK [99/1238] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:00:56 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/11/18 03:41:52] pub, [Sanyi], gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/18 03:45:04] DarwickAK [267/1238] has come upon gyilkos [802/1224] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 17:07:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/18 03:50:19] DarwickAK [504/1238] has come upon Darwick [1317/1334] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 15:43:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/18 15:48:22] Qpe [957/1122] has come upon DarwickAK [812/1238] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 14:30:14 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[03/11/18 18:50:18] luI [692/1136] has come upon DarwickAK [429/1238] and rocked it! 8 days, 08:46:00 is removed from luI's clock.
[03/12/18 09:50:20] DarwickAK [640/1238] has come upon Hunger [108/964] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 13:20:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/12/18 17:52:43] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/18 23:16:48] kocka, pub, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/18 23:16:48] DarwickAK [83/1243] has come upon kocka [368/1197] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 14:05:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/13/18 00:31:05] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:25:20 towards level 143.
[03/13/18 14:14:19] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:54:10 towards level 143.
[03/14/18 10:13:52] Sanyi [1342/1412] has come upon DarwickAK [927/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 09:26:09 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/14/18 12:42:45] kocka, peta, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/18 07:42:59] Sanyi, DarwickAK, luI, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/18 05:03:05] Hunger, DarwickAK, luI, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/18 05:41:42] [Sanyi], Hunger, and Darwick [1770/3825] have team battled luI, pub, and DarwickAK [2033/3639] and lost! 0 days, 19:44:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 07:30:30] GDI, pub, and [Sanyi] [1779/4316] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and luI [825/3774] and won! 0 days, 20:46:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/18 13:08:20] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:07:24 is removed from their time toward level 143.
[03/16/18 19:09:48] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:20 towards level 143.
[03/17/18 23:13:52] peta [11/1018] has come upon DarwickAK [993/1243] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 06:05:57 is added to peta's clock.
[03/18/18 12:33:47] kocka, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [1841/4256] have team battled DarwickAK, Hunger, and peta [964/3225] and won! 0 days, 19:40:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/18 03:29:32] luI [1117/1136] has come upon DarwickAK [945/1243] and gave em what was coming! 23 days, 03:55:41 is removed from luI's clock.
[03/19/18 12:41:17] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 12. 0 days, 02:22:40 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 143.
[03/19/18 20:13:53] DarwickAK [730/1243] has come upon luI [453/1136] and rocked it! 0 days, 09:37:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/20/18 11:13:51] luI [669/1136] has come upon DarwickAK [877/1243] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 08:08:24 is added to luI's clock.
[03/21/18 07:45:30] GDI [995/1529] has come upon DarwickAK [105/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 02:59:52 is removed from GDI's clock.
[03/21/18 13:24:31] DarwickAK [1111/1219] has come upon pub [1158/1260] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 07:38:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/21/18 16:03:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 05:56:04 is removed from their time toward level 144.
[03/21/18 18:59:18] DarwickAK [952/1219] has come upon GDI [953/1555] and realized it was a bad decision! 27 days, 04:53:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/22/18 03:37:38] DarwickAK [682/1219] has come upon GDI [58/1555] and straight stomped them in combat! 57 days, 00:03:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/23/18 19:13:53] Darwick [1201/1381] has come upon DarwickAK [286/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 02:00:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/24/18 11:34:20] Kiinga, Hunger, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/18 13:51:44] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:40:43 towards level 144.
[03/25/18 14:25:27] GDI, Kiinga, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/18 23:13:50] DarwickAK [133/1219] has come upon [Sanyi] [681/1527] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 09:48:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/27/18 04:13:50] [Sanyi] [1495/1527] has come upon DarwickAK [791/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 37 days, 04:27:54 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/27/18 14:13:51] [Sanyi] [945/1527] has come upon DarwickAK [293/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 00:36:07 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/28/18 12:20:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 26 days, 19:09:57 is removed from their time toward level 144.
[03/29/18 11:03:58] Kiinga, Hunger, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/30/18 02:13:53] Hunger [504/964] has come upon DarwickAK [386/1219] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 07:32:39 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[03/30/18 12:02:35] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 03:34:31 is removed from their time toward level 144.
[03/30/18 12:13:50] Sanyi [1031/1412] has come upon DarwickAK [111/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 13:49:20 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/30/18 22:13:53] [Sanyi] [1032/1527] has come upon DarwickAK [285/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 10:19:06 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/31/18 02:54:35] [Sanyi], Sanyi, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/18 03:13:53] DarwickAK [158/1219] has come upon kocka [1019/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:52:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/18 08:13:53] DarwickAK [434/1219] has come upon [Sanyi] [688/1527] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 19:43:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/01/18 04:10:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 11 days, 21:58:16 toward level 144.
[04/01/18 04:13:51] DarwickAK [84/1219] has come upon Sanyi [140/1412] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 20:04:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/01/18 11:44:40] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 17:48:13 is removed from their time toward level 144.
[04/02/18 07:07:38] DarwickAK sharpened the edge of his weapon! DarwickAK's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/18 15:16:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:29:32 is removed from their time toward level 144.
[04/03/18 03:15:22] Qpe, peta, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/18 15:07:19] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 41 damage. 0 days, 02:23:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 144.
[04/03/18 21:13:53] Hunger [542/964] has come upon DarwickAK [113/1253] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 05:14:46 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[04/04/18 02:13:51] DarwickAK [910/1253] has come upon luI [819/1136] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:06:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/04/18 02:40:21] DarwickAK [519/1253] has come upon GDI [1395/1555] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 20:04:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/04/18 03:55:23] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 06:25:23 from level 145.
[04/04/18 07:13:52] Hunger [705/964] has come upon DarwickAK [807/1253] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 06:06:16 is added to Hunger's clock.
[04/04/18 17:13:52] Kiinga [120/1323] has come upon DarwickAK [554/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 11:15:50 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[04/04/18 20:20:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 27 days, 10:45:04 from level 145.
[04/05/18 03:13:50] [Sanyi] [566/1521] has come upon DarwickAK [654/1253] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 09:42:48 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/05/18 14:49:22] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 91 days, 04:26:00 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/05/18 22:39:30] GDI, Kiinga, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/18 14:40:22] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 23:14:38 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/07/18 02:08:18] GDI, Kiinga, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/18 10:50:51] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 07:22:30 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/08/18 06:13:50] pub [1174/1260] has come upon DarwickAK [1173/1253] and fucked they ass up! 28 days, 02:20:36 is removed from pub's clock.
[04/09/18 13:25:27] pub, DarwickAK, and luI [1947/3649] have team battled peta, gyilkos, and Sanyi [2116/3510] and lost! 1 day, 11:50:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/18 14:19:31] DarwickAK [1141/1253] has come upon Qpe [931/1120] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 04:41:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/09/18 17:13:52] peta [443/1023] has come upon DarwickAK [1031/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:29:19 is added to peta's clock.
[04/10/18 01:00:56] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Darwick [1219/4155] have team battled luI, Sanyi, and peta [612/3571] and won! 2 days, 01:32:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 01:01:18] DarwickAK [365/1253] has come upon Qpe [1032/1120] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:05:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/10/18 05:09:45] pub [835/1260] has come upon DarwickAK [324/1253] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 09:58:04 is removed from pub's clock.
[04/10/18 14:04:19] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 165 damage. 0 days, 02:24:28 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 145.
[04/11/18 04:13:52] pub [240/1260] has come upon DarwickAK [980/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:23:02 is added to pub's clock.
[04/11/18 10:14:50] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 15:22:36 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/11/18 13:55:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 19:00:12 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/12/18 04:11:16] GDI, Sanyi, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/18 23:00:23] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:25:51 towards level 145.
[04/13/18 00:29:00] kocka, Qpe, peta, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/18 09:56:47] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 172 damage. 0 days, 02:24:23 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 145.
[04/13/18 16:13:53] luI [24/1136] has come upon DarwickAK [1222/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:54:32 is added to luI's clock.
[04/13/18 23:01:08] DarwickAK misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:21:03 from level 145.
[04/14/18 12:13:53] DarwickAK [451/1253] has come upon pub [366/1260] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 17:31:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/18 09:38:50] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 22:09:51 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/15/18 13:13:52] DarwickAK [711/1253] has come upon [Sanyi] [1035/1521] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:15:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/18 13:19:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 06:08:50 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/16/18 09:29:54] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:06:47 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/16/18 14:13:50] [Sanyi] [404/1521] has come upon DarwickAK [289/1253] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 23:01:09 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/17/18 20:44:50] GDI, Qpe, peta, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/18 02:01:10] DarwickAK was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:57:47 from level 145.
[04/18/18 12:41:42] Sanyi, kocka, and DarwickAK [1742/4092] have team battled Kiinga, pub, and Qpe [3216/3707] and lost! 0 days, 17:28:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 21:13:52] DarwickAK [911/1253] has come upon [Sanyi] [324/1521] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 21:53:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/18/18 23:22:34] pub [480/1260] has come upon DarwickAK [1056/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:27:48 is added to pub's clock.
[04/19/18 00:59:48] peta, [Sanyi], and GDI [2901/4138] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [1530/3734] and won! 0 days, 06:55:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/18 09:30:37] Kiinga, Darwick, and Hunger [3493/3652] have team battled pub, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [3955/4034] and lost! 1 day, 00:32:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/18 23:25:24] Kiinga, Hunger, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/18 03:13:51] DarwickAK [400/1253] has come upon Darwick [472/1358] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:46:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/20/18 08:08:25] DarwickAK [939/1253] has come upon Sanyi [552/1444] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:09:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/20/18 08:08:25] DarwickAK has dealt Sanyi a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:08:30 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/21/18 14:13:53] Hunger [185/971] has come upon DarwickAK [170/1253] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 07:29:53 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[04/22/18 13:45:33] DarwickAK [1027/1253] has come upon Hunger [678/971] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 07:59:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/22/18 20:13:53] DarwickAK [121/1253] has come upon pub [756/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 01:23:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/23/18 08:26:49] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 36 days, 08:07:31 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[04/23/18 16:13:53] luI [779/1136] has come upon DarwickAK [542/1253] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 01:03:14 is removed from luI's clock.
[04/23/18 22:44:22] DarwickAK [1053/1253] has come upon peta [137/1062] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 06:12:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/24/18 12:13:53] DarwickAK [268/1253] has come upon IRPGbot [315/1606] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 20:05:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/25/18 08:13:50] Hunger [239/971] has come upon DarwickAK [486/1253] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:52:26 is added to Hunger's clock.
[04/25/18 23:13:53] peta [199/1062] has come upon DarwickAK [558/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:41:33 is added to peta's clock.
[04/26/18 14:13:52] Kiinga [1116/1323] has come upon DarwickAK [1055/1253] and fucked they ass up! 33 days, 06:35:54 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[04/26/18 20:02:00] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Qpe [2251/3814] have team battled gyilkos, GDI, and luI [191/3777] and won! 0 days, 05:06:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/18 23:03:34] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:11:16 towards level 146.
[04/28/18 10:29:06] DarwickAK [184/1253] has come upon kocka [438/1404] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 17:21:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/28/18 21:13:53] DarwickAK [928/1253] has come upon IRPGbot [825/1606] and rocked it! 13 days, 08:13:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/29/18 02:13:51] DarwickAK [496/1253] has come upon Sanyi [365/1444] and fucked they ass up! 19 days, 03:19:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/29/18 07:32:52] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 08:47:18 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[04/29/18 12:13:51] [Sanyi] [1018/1521] has come upon DarwickAK [44/1253] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 08:40:49 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/29/18 22:13:51] DarwickAK [275/1253] has come upon IRPGbot [765/1606] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 01:58:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/30/18 06:56:24] peta [489/1062] has come upon DarwickAK [523/1253] and realized it was a bad decision! 22 days, 20:04:23 is added to peta's clock.
[04/30/18 11:46:26] Hunger, DarwickAK, and Qpe [1699/3346] have team battled GDI, luI, and Sanyi [3873/4135] and lost! 6 days, 11:36:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/18 16:28:17] kocka, DarwickAK, luI, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/18 07:14:48] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 21:30:57 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[05/01/18 10:42:27] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:54:43 towards level 146.
[05/01/18 20:04:34] GDI, Qpe, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/18 10:08:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 2 days, 10:59:39 toward level 146.
[05/02/18 10:46:25] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 171 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:25:02 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 146.
[05/02/18 14:03:37] Darwick, DarwickAK, pub, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/18 20:15:36] DarwickAK ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:43:49 from level 146.
[05/03/18 01:13:51] DarwickAK [447/1253] has come upon gyilkos [431/1086] and rocked it! 2 days, 12:04:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/03/18 06:56:53] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:05:14 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[05/03/18 10:37:25] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 451 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:25:44 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 146.
[05/05/18 03:13:53] DarwickAK [410/1253] has come upon Darwick [978/1358] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:13:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/05/18 09:03:16] Sanyi, kocka, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/18 02:43:18] DarwickAK [420/1253] has come upon IRPGbot [774/1606] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 14:50:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/07/18 10:51:17] DarwickAK [203/1253] has come upon peta [0/1062] and fucked they ass up! 47 days, 03:20:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/07/18 15:13:51] GDI [20/1555] has come upon DarwickAK [1111/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 17:22:00 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/08/18 01:13:51] GDI [184/1555] has come upon DarwickAK [134/1253] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 12:47:31 is removed from GDI's clock.
[05/08/18 06:13:52] DarwickAK [90/1253] has come upon Darwick [898/1351] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 19:45:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/18 09:52:24] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 46 days, 04:06:21 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[05/08/18 10:39:50] GDI, Hunger, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/18 10:46:17] luI [955/1142] has come upon DarwickAK [1052/1253] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 08:48:00 is added to luI's clock.
[05/08/18 11:06:21] luI [376/1142] has come upon DarwickAK [388/1253] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 15:17:36 is added to luI's clock.
[05/08/18 14:15:09] DarwickAK [527/1253] has come upon Darwick [1213/1351] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 18:10:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/18 14:15:09] DarwickAK [485/1253] has come upon Darwick [54/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 09:30:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/18 21:13:49] DarwickAK [992/1253] has come upon kocka [822/1404] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 06:02:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/09/18 17:25:00] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:07:58 towards level 147.
[05/10/18 05:53:58] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:56:52 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[05/10/18 05:53:58] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 33 with their belt. 0 days, 02:26:17 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 147.
[05/10/18 09:34:25] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 114. 0 days, 02:26:25 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 147.
[05/10/18 13:13:49] DarwickAK [233/1253] has come upon IRPGbot [1160/1606] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:38:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/18 04:13:50] DarwickAK [2/1253] has come upon gyilkos [71/1080] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 16:17:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/18 05:45:03] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 00:58:24 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[05/11/18 09:13:51] DarwickAK [723/1253] has come upon Darwick [1206/1351] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 08:45:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/18 09:25:36] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 17:52:42 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[05/11/18 13:03:28] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:37:32 towards level 147.
[05/11/18 14:13:53] DarwickAK [1114/1253] has come upon GDI [1467/1555] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 11:00:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/18 18:25:57] DarwickAK [658/1253] has come upon kocka [936/1404] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 05:02:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/18 19:13:53] Hunger [890/971] has come upon DarwickAK [591/1253] and rocked it! 2 days, 06:20:00 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[05/12/18 04:28:58] DarwickAK [647/1253] has come upon Hunger [687/971] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 20:20:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/12/18 09:16:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 22:45:54 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[05/13/18 04:26:38] Sanyi, kocka, and DarwickAK [3556/4101] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and pub [1214/4164] and won! 2 days, 01:08:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/18 00:53:55] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:46:42 towards level 147.
[05/15/18 18:51:34] Qpe, peta, and Hunger [2496/3167] have team battled gyilkos, GDI, and DarwickAK [3547/3888] and lost! 2 days, 14:02:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/18 07:55:33] GDI, Ajvorl, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/18 09:01:43] DarwickAK [1168/1253] has come upon GDI [441/1555] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 05:01:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/16/18 13:10:40] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:18 towards level 147.
[05/16/18 14:13:50] Hunger [41/971] has come upon DarwickAK [638/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 02:38:12 is added to Hunger's clock.
[05/17/18 04:51:13] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 36 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 147.
[05/17/18 08:55:22] GDI, Qpe, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/18 08:55:40] gyilkos [245/1087] has come upon DarwickAK [80/1253] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 05:34:08 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/17/18 09:57:02] Ajvorl, pub, and luI [1806/3822] have team battled Qpe, kocka, and DarwickAK [757/3791] and won! 0 days, 10:32:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/18 15:13:50] Qpe [640/1134] has come upon DarwickAK [1169/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:14:33 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/18/18 03:53:54] peta, Hunger, and Ajvorl [1330/3459] have team battled DarwickAK, Qpe, and kocka [1720/3802] and lost! 2 days, 12:44:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/18 07:46:45] kocka, gyilkos, and pub [3555/3749] have team battled DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and peta [1661/3737] and won! 0 days, 01:02:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/18 08:22:44] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:57:11 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[05/18/18 16:13:52] Qpe [194/1145] has come upon DarwickAK [715/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:17:29 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/18/18 21:13:53] Qpe [301/1145] has come upon DarwickAK [332/1253] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 04:40:41 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/19/18 05:12:27] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:38 towards level 147.
[05/19/18 08:13:42] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:52:11 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[05/19/18 08:54:18] Ajvorl, Qpe, peta, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/18 10:48:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 2 days, 23:39:59 toward level 147.
[05/20/18 03:13:49] DarwickAK [637/1253] has come upon GDI [624/1542] and rocked it! 0 days, 07:22:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/20/18 11:25:18] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:37 towards level 147.
[05/20/18 15:54:33] DarwickAK [175/1253] has come upon 4R0N [335/1312] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 17 days, 20:00:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/20/18 16:24:48] DarwickAK [1077/1253] has come upon Darwick [351/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 55 days, 19:09:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/21/18 06:18:03] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 20:41:07 towards level 148.
[05/21/18 15:36:02] 4R0N, DarwickAK, pub, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/18 04:06:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 20:04:00 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[05/22/18 07:46:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 07:13:57 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[05/22/18 20:13:53] 4R0N [1063/1312] has come upon DarwickAK [672/1253] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 22:58:33 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[05/22/18 20:13:53] 4R0N has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 3 days, 21:58:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/23/18 01:13:50] DarwickAK [653/1253] has come upon GDI [1258/1542] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 12:44:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/24/18 07:16:47] 4R0N [410/1312] has come upon DarwickAK [910/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:18:33 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[05/24/18 12:13:51] DarwickAK [1003/1253] has come upon kocka [1106/1404] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 17:28:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/24/18 17:04:54] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and GDI [1046/4100] have team battled Joska, gyilkos, and Qpe [1917/3743] and lost! 1 day, 23:56:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/18 17:40:15] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:22:46 from level 148.
[05/25/18 07:10:38] [Sanyi], Hunger, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/18 05:04:30] Qpe, 4R0N, and DarwickAK [638/3710] have team battled gyilkos, Kiinga, and Joska [3779/3900] and lost! 1 day, 05:53:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/18 08:37:15] DarwickAK, luI, and gyilkos [1008/3454] have team battled Sanyi, Hunger, and Kiinga [1397/3755] and lost! 0 days, 14:19:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/18 12:22:51] GDI, kocka, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/18 00:13:49] Kiinga [614/1323] has come upon DarwickAK [341/1253] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 03:00:27 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[05/28/18 03:12:11] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 06:25:38 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[05/28/18 06:52:42] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 5. 0 days, 02:27:58 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 148.
[05/28/18 08:19:39] kocka, Darwick, DarwickAK, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/18 07:00:18] [Sanyi], Sanyi, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/18 17:05:49] DarwickAK [854/1253] has come upon Qpe [159/1147] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 03:51:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/30/18 18:13:53] DarwickAK [222/1253] has come upon gyilkos [541/1066] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 15:28:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/31/18 04:30:11] DarwickAK [376/1253] has come upon GDI [1117/1544] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 23:06:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/31/18 06:48:20] DarwickAK [847/1253] has come upon Sanyi [868/1457] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 17:06:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/31/18 09:13:53] Kiinga [515/1323] has come upon DarwickAK [903/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 28 days, 22:46:53 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[06/01/18 06:16:38] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 16:11:25 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[06/01/18 08:56:53] Kiinga, Sanyi, kocka, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/18 20:13:51] DarwickAK [102/1253] has come upon Ajvorl [582/1439] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 03:50:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/02/18 03:49:47] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:13:40 towards level 148.
[06/02/18 16:13:53] GDI [206/1544] has come upon DarwickAK [941/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 31 days, 10:24:46 is added to GDI's clock.
[06/02/18 21:32:45] DarwickAK died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:45:36 from level 148.
[06/04/18 02:09:11] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 14:19:27 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[06/04/18 02:09:11] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 118 damage. 0 days, 02:27:25 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 148.
[06/04/18 06:45:55] Ajvorl, Darwick, and DarwickAK [1604/3786] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and Qpe [1092/4102] and won! 0 days, 03:48:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/18 13:13:50] DarwickAK [1183/1253] has come upon luI [375/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:56:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/04/18 22:29:09] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:09 towards level 148.
[06/04/18 23:13:52] Ajvorl [720/1439] has come upon DarwickAK [705/1253] and rocked it! 47 days, 04:58:42 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[06/04/18 23:13:52] Ajvorl has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:55:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/05/18 02:00:10] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 94 with their belt. 0 days, 02:27:28 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 148.
[06/05/18 09:13:53] DarwickAK [1075/1253] has come upon Qpe [227/1137] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 18:15:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/06/18 20:13:51] kocka [648/1402] has come upon DarwickAK [660/1253] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 18:39:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/07/18 01:13:51] Joska [40/1511] has come upon DarwickAK [279/1253] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:50:21 is added to Joska's clock.
[06/08/18 01:33:08] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:26:04 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[06/08/18 12:13:53] luI [171/1146] has come upon DarwickAK [154/1253] and fucked they ass up! 23 days, 11:37:29 is removed from luI's clock.
[06/08/18 17:13:50] DarwickAK [513/1253] has come upon Joska [1443/1511] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:08:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/09/18 01:24:10] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:04:05 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[06/09/18 05:04:41] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 99. 0 days, 02:27:44 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 148.
[06/09/18 11:58:39] [Sanyi], GDI, peta, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/18 09:23:11] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:55 towards level 148.
[06/11/18 16:42:36] DarwickAK [312/1253] has come upon GDI [950/1544] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 27 days, 15:16:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/11/18 21:12:57] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 21:00:57 towards level 149.
[06/14/18 06:40:36] DarwickAK [526/1253] has come upon Hunger [443/987] and rocked it! 27 days, 05:43:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/14/18 08:20:43] kocka, Ajvorl, Qpe, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/18 17:16:32] Sanyi, Ajvorl, and peta [1599/3931] have team battled DarwickAK, Qpe, and gyilkos [643/3718] and won! 4 days, 20:54:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/18 04:10:41] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 0 damage. 0 days, 02:28:40 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 149.
[06/16/18 00:13:52] [Sanyi] [606/1563] has come upon DarwickAK [1252/1253] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:27:41 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/16/18 00:21:08] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 06:34:15 is removed from their time toward level 149.
[06/16/18 10:13:51] Hunger [376/987] has come upon DarwickAK [663/1253] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 08:07:13 is added to Hunger's clock.
[06/16/18 20:13:53] Joska [842/1511] has come upon DarwickAK [830/1253] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 04:44:17 is removed from Joska's clock.
[06/17/18 06:05:58] [Sanyi], Ajvorl, peta, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/18 06:13:50] DarwickAK [538/1253] has come upon kocka [313/1402] and rocked it! 20 days, 09:19:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/17/18 11:13:50] DarwickAK [417/1253] has come upon IRPGbot [583/1609] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 22:29:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/17/18 13:33:53] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and GDI [1125/4122] have team battled Qpe, luI, and Ajvorl [2729/3738] and lost! 8 days, 15:24:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/18 21:13:52] DarwickAK [679/1258] has come upon pub [0/1301] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 18:59:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/18/18 06:58:34] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:21:44 towards level 149.
[06/18/18 12:13:52] DarwickAK [896/1258] has come upon [Sanyi] [1058/1424] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 22:33:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/18/18 18:28:21] luI [99/1260] has come upon DarwickAK [254/1258] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 08:50:13 is added to luI's clock.
[06/18/18 23:54:12] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 60. 0 days, 02:28:53 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 149.
[06/19/18 03:34:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 01:39:33 is removed from their time toward level 149.
[06/19/18 03:35:36] kocka, DarwickAK, pub, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/18 08:13:53] Sanyi [857/1422] has come upon DarwickAK [121/1258] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:46:29 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/20/18 14:13:50] DarwickAK [529/1258] has come upon IRPGbot [1407/1609] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 22:37:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/21/18 00:28:30] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and luI [3027/3838] have team battled Darwick, Qpe, and Sanyi [2327/3663] and won! 6 days, 07:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 02:19:09] kocka [626/1402] has come upon DarwickAK [841/1259] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 22:58:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/21/18 23:27:13] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 15:41:35 is removed from their time toward level 149.
[06/22/18 01:13:50] peta [96/1062] has come upon DarwickAK [814/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 11:52:21 is added to peta's clock.
[06/22/18 03:07:44] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 127 with their belt. 0 days, 02:28:26 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 149.
[06/22/18 07:00:48] DarwickAK [1220/1259] has come upon GDI [157/1544] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 01:21:38 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/22/18 23:18:15] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 227 damage. 0 days, 02:28:39 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 149.
[06/23/18 08:21:13] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Hunger [1207/3566] have team battled [Sanyi], luI, and Joska [2468/4188] and lost! 0 days, 09:55:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/18 08:49:59] pub [1278/1301] has come upon DarwickAK [207/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 23:12:55 is removed from pub's clock.
[06/23/18 22:13:53] DarwickAK [613/1259] has come upon Hunger [694/987] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 01:28:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/23/18 23:09:16] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 89 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:28:33 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 149.
[06/24/18 09:28:35] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:56 towards level 149.
[06/25/18 05:12:44] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:30:18 from level 149.
[06/25/18 07:04:27] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:14:20 towards level 149.
[06/25/18 22:51:19] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 27 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:28:53 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 149.
[06/25/18 23:50:53] Joska [990/1511] has come upon DarwickAK [509/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 47 days, 19:08:07 is removed from Joska's clock.
[06/27/18 02:22:54] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 09:15:07 is removed from their time toward level 149.
[06/28/18 01:58:40] pub, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [319/3958] have team battled gyilkos, Joska, and peta [1612/3893] and lost! 0 days, 21:52:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/18 06:39:36] Qpe [472/1145] has come upon DarwickAK [1166/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:21:27 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/30/18 09:13:53] DarwickAK [447/1259] has come upon [Sanyi] [325/1398] and rocked it! 4 days, 15:23:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/30/18 19:54:39] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:17 towards level 149.
[07/02/18 05:54:07] DarwickAK [287/1259] has come upon Joska [268/1511] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 23:02:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/02/18 07:43:52] DarwickAK [473/1259] has come upon Joska [740/1511] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:00:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/02/18 08:09:48] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:46 towards level 149.
[07/02/18 21:48:33] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 111 damage. 0 days, 02:28:33 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 149.
[07/03/18 10:30:47] kocka, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [504/4224] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and GDI [1492/4123] and lost! 0 days, 15:19:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/18 23:48:32] Joska, Hunger, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/18 04:13:52] DarwickAK [368/1259] has come upon peta [595/1062] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 11:29:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/05/18 05:04:56] Joska, Hunger, and Sanyi [1037/3901] have team battled DarwickAK, kocka, and Kiinga [230/4015] and won! 1 day, 13:31:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/18 21:21:42] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:39:09 is removed from their time toward level 149.
[07/06/18 01:54:11] Joska, kocka, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/18 14:37:32] DarwickAK [1071/1259] has come upon Qpe [484/1151] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 05:28:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/07/18 17:51:54] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:29:44 towards level 150.
[07/07/18 21:03:44] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 151. 0 days, 02:29:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 150.
[07/08/18 02:13:50] Qpe [857/1151] has come upon DarwickAK [437/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 00:41:21 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[07/08/18 03:21:29] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:05:26 towards level 150.
[07/09/18 10:26:29] DarwickAK [396/1259] has come upon Hunger [839/987] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 06:37:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/09/18 18:13:53] Joska [668/1498] has come upon DarwickAK [985/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 01:29:40 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/09/18 19:24:57] GDI, Hunger, peta, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/18 19:13:52] Sanyi [1271/1416] has come upon DarwickAK [410/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 10:52:44 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/11/18 10:13:53] DarwickAK [33/1259] has come upon Joska [336/1498] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 04:10:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/11/18 20:13:52] DarwickAK [85/1259] has come upon gyilkos [741/1320] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 00:46:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/12/18 06:05:19] [Sanyi], GDI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/12/18 15:07:59] peta, luI, and Sanyi [2522/3744] have team battled Joska, kocka, and DarwickAK [1033/4155] and won! 4 days, 17:57:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/18 20:18:50] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 12:10:53 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[07/13/18 02:13:52] Qpe [2/1151] has come upon DarwickAK [474/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:08:20 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/13/18 12:13:50] Sanyi [403/1416] has come upon DarwickAK [1184/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:39:17 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[07/13/18 17:13:53] kocka [275/1410] has come upon DarwickAK [399/1259] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 20:35:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/13/18 20:09:50] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 36 days, 04:23:51 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[07/14/18 13:13:49] DarwickAK [1223/1259] has come upon [Sanyi] [1337/1411] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 18:13:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/15/18 02:29:02] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:10:55 towards level 150.
[07/15/18 04:13:49] DarwickAK [512/1259] has come upon luI [773/1266] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 22:03:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/15/18 14:13:51] gyilkos [1005/1320] has come upon DarwickAK [946/1259] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 10:33:25 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[07/15/18 21:07:54] [Sanyi], GDI, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/18 21:07:59] DarwickAK [934/1259] has come upon GDI [934/1532] and rocked it! 12 days, 04:56:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/15/18 21:09:23] DarwickAK [833/1259] has come upon Darwick [491/1124] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 00:40:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/15/18 23:32:21] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 11:49:36 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[07/16/18 10:13:50] DarwickAK [108/1259] has come upon kocka [192/1404] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 07:50:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/16/18 15:13:50] peta [1053/1062] has come upon DarwickAK [660/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:30:19 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/16/18 19:42:49] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 08:33:11 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[07/17/18 01:56:47] gyilkos [357/1320] has come upon DarwickAK [857/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 10:31:00 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/17/18 03:21:55] DarwickAK misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:58:22 from level 150.
[07/17/18 19:33:55] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 73 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:29:33 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 150.
[07/17/18 23:14:30] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 98 with their belt. 0 days, 02:29:09 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 150.
[07/18/18 02:13:52] DarwickAK [847/1259] has come upon Darwick [888/1124] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 12:21:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/18/18 17:13:51] DarwickAK [1254/1259] has come upon Joska [205/1486] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 20:28:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/18/18 19:25:07] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 50 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:29:24 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 150.
[07/19/18 03:13:51] Qpe [400/1151] has come upon DarwickAK [1242/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 14:53:18 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/19/18 22:56:35] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 29 with their belt. 0 days, 02:29:00 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 150.
[07/19/18 23:13:50] DarwickAK [751/1259] has come upon Qpe [598/1151] and rocked it! 1 day, 16:10:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/21/18 19:06:15] Kiinga [848/1346] has come upon DarwickAK [622/1259] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 19:27:07 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[07/21/18 23:34:38] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:57 towards level 150.
[07/23/18 11:06:17] gyilkos [808/1314] has come upon DarwickAK [181/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 17:31:56 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[07/24/18 06:42:17] GDI, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/18 06:42:30] luI [650/1270] has come upon DarwickAK [659/1259] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 11:38:51 is added to luI's clock.
[07/24/18 18:00:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 02:30:08 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[07/25/18 07:22:36] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:11 towards level 150.
[07/25/18 09:14:56] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:06 towards level 150.
[07/25/18 10:25:10] DarwickAK [627/1259] has come upon IRPGbot [1123/1609] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 00:26:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/25/18 13:06:16] Joska [807/1493] has come upon DarwickAK [1065/1259] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 11:23:14 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/26/18 07:57:01] DarwickAK, Qpe, Hunger, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/18 21:23:10] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 17 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:30:34 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 151.
[07/27/18 20:06:19] Joska [832/1493] has come upon DarwickAK [974/1259] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 02:02:02 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/28/18 01:06:17] DarwickAK [1144/1259] has come upon Qpe [260/1157] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 19:22:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/29/18 02:06:17] DarwickAK [160/1259] has come upon Qpe [1026/1157] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 09:05:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/29/18 15:31:26] Hunger, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [2589/3590] have team battled Sanyi, Qpe, and peta [2625/3635] and lost! 0 days, 16:07:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/18 17:15:37] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 56 damage. 0 days, 02:30:41 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 151.
[07/29/18 22:06:17] Joska [400/1493] has come upon DarwickAK [1243/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 14:47:31 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/31/18 09:06:17] DarwickAK [1228/1259] has come upon Hunger [111/1017] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 02:06:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/31/18 16:57:38] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 22:59:44 is removed from their time toward level 151.
[07/31/18 16:57:38] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 36. 0 days, 02:30:06 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 151.
[07/31/18 20:38:12] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 32 with their belt. 0 days, 02:30:58 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 151.
[08/01/18 07:19:13] kocka, peta, and DarwickAK [1526/3725] have team battled Hunger, Sanyi, and Joska [1222/3926] and won! 0 days, 11:35:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/18 15:06:15] peta [344/1062] has come upon DarwickAK [150/1259] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 14:15:48 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/01/18 20:06:16] DarwickAK [305/1259] has come upon Joska [1039/1493] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 00:32:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/01/18 21:19:02] Hunger [268/1017] has come upon DarwickAK [1227/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:30:03 is added to Hunger's clock.
[08/02/18 01:06:17] DarwickAK [721/1259] has come upon peta [769/1062] and got flexed on in combat! 19 days, 10:15:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/02/18 19:17:37] Joska, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/18 20:20:10] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 4 damage. 0 days, 02:30:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 151.
[08/03/18 01:34:09] Kiinga [1216/1355] has come upon DarwickAK [160/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 14:48:56 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[08/03/18 16:30:42] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 15:36:14 is removed from their time toward level 151.
[08/03/18 20:11:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 22:52:15 is removed from their time toward level 151.
[08/04/18 03:52:19] GDI, DarwickAK, and kocka [1597/4195] have team battled Joska, Darwick, and luI [2870/3887] and lost! 0 days, 15:02:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/18 16:36:28] DarwickAK, Kiinga, and peta [1440/3690] have team battled [Sanyi], Joska, and GDI [683/4440] and won! 9 days, 13:52:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/18 18:34:49] GDI, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/18 20:02:08] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 10. 0 days, 02:30:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 151.
[08/05/18 00:30:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 31 days, 02:59:36 toward level 151.
[08/05/18 14:06:16] DarwickAK [1116/1259] has come upon gyilkos [1106/1314] and rocked it! 7 days, 19:02:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/05/18 16:12:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:28:21 is removed from their time toward level 151.
[08/05/18 16:12:37] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 4 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:30:12 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 151.
[08/06/18 11:55:55] DarwickAK [346/1259] has come upon GDI [50/1532] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 04:08:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/06/18 19:44:12] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 11 damage. 0 days, 02:30:43 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 151.
[08/07/18 19:55:02] GDI, DarwickAK, Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/18 15:45:42] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 95 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:30:04 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 151.
[08/08/18 23:39:08] kocka, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/18 15:36:44] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 39. 0 days, 02:30:42 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 151.
[08/09/18 18:30:23] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Qpe, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/18 18:30:23] DarwickAK [1152/1259] has come upon gyilkos [109/1314] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:15:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/10/18 13:53:44] DarwickAK, peta, Kiinga, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/18 15:00:03] DarwickAK [200/1259] has come upon IRPGbot [305/1609] and realized it was a bad decision! 14 days, 02:50:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/10/18 15:27:43] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 27. 0 days, 02:31:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 152.
[08/11/18 20:06:19] gyilkos [833/1314] has come upon DarwickAK [144/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:58:35 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/11/18 20:06:19] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 73 ring! gyilkos picks it up, tossing his old level 68 ring to DarwickAK.
[08/12/18 02:29:14] Sanyi [172/1416] has come upon DarwickAK [274/1254] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 08:31:11 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/12/18 02:29:19] DarwickAK [390/1254] has come upon Sanyi [611/1416] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 36 days, 03:41:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/12/18 16:06:18] Darwick [988/1131] has come upon DarwickAK [124/1254] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 04:21:32 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/13/18 12:06:18] Kiinga [1189/1369] has come upon DarwickAK [222/1254] and straight stomped them in combat! 34 days, 07:18:18 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[08/14/18 03:06:16] DarwickAK [691/1254] has come upon [Sanyi] [116/1415] and straight stomped them in combat! 76 days, 07:50:45 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/14/18 05:11:23] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 16:31:49 towards level 152.
[08/14/18 09:06:54] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 10:36:13 towards level 152.
[08/14/18 13:06:16] Hunger [888/1017] has come upon DarwickAK [750/1254] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 10:58:46 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[08/14/18 21:56:59] Joska, DarwickAK, Qpe, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/18 21:57:03] Sanyi [258/1416] has come upon DarwickAK [1042/1254] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:50:12 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/14/18 22:25:34] Sanyi [1057/1416] has come upon DarwickAK [682/1254] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:55:38 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/15/18 14:42:40] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 33 days, 17:47:23 is removed from their time toward level 152.
[08/15/18 16:22:19] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, peta, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/18 17:17:13] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:17:22 towards level 152.
[08/15/18 19:06:18] gyilkos [153/1320] has come upon DarwickAK [770/1254] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 17:53:27 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/15/18 23:08:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 22 days, 23:26:48 toward level 152.
[08/16/18 05:35:36] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Joska [707/4150] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and luI [1325/3721] and lost! 0 days, 06:43:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/18 18:14:11] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 242 damage. 0 days, 02:31:33 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 152.
[08/17/18 16:06:16] luI [77/1270] has come upon DarwickAK [996/1254] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 14:13:18 is added to luI's clock.
[08/17/18 19:43:51] DarwickAK [785/1254] has come upon luI [582/1270] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 11:24:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/17/18 19:44:00] DarwickAK [986/1254] has come upon luI [1015/1270] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:59:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/17/18 21:06:17] DarwickAK [129/1254] has come upon Sanyi [587/1416] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:31:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/18/18 12:06:17] DarwickAK [1040/1254] has come upon Hunger [224/1017] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:04:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/18/18 17:56:13] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 153. 0 days, 02:31:14 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 152.
[08/19/18 16:07:01] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:36 towards level 152.
[08/19/18 23:25:33] DarwickAK was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:37:43 from level 152.
[08/21/18 04:32:04] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:12 towards level 152.
[08/21/18 05:06:16] DarwickAK [552/1254] has come upon IRPGbot [1456/1609] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:30:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/22/18 06:06:17] kocka [871/1393] has come upon DarwickAK [510/1254] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 10:49:16 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/22/18 09:14:26] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:29:20 from level 152.
[08/22/18 11:06:17] Hunger [992/1029] has come upon DarwickAK [467/1254] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:36:15 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[08/23/18 10:10:13] luI, kocka, and GDI [3690/4195] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Sanyi [591/4019] and won! 0 days, 05:29:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/18 17:11:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:52:39 is removed from their time toward level 152.
[08/24/18 13:06:17] DarwickAK [1195/1256] has come upon IRPGbot [1476/1609] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:09:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/24/18 13:21:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 01:01:01 is removed from their time toward level 152.
[08/24/18 14:12:06] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:43 towards level 152.
[08/24/18 18:06:19] DarwickAK [499/1256] has come upon IRPGbot [29/1609] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:09:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/24/18 21:29:00] DarwickAK saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:10:03 from level 152.
[08/24/18 22:01:40] [Sanyi] [412/1349] has come upon DarwickAK [424/1256] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:36:58 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/25/18 09:06:17] Darwick [712/1131] has come upon DarwickAK [785/1256] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 02:19:57 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/25/18 13:12:43] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 39. 0 days, 02:31:49 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 152.
[08/25/18 14:06:18] DarwickAK [893/1256] has come upon peta [327/1083] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:59:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/25/18 14:06:41] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:00 from level 152.
[08/26/18 14:36:53] DarwickAK [672/1256] has come upon IRPGbot [700/1609] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 14 days, 05:14:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/26/18 21:49:26] gyilkos, DarwickAK, peta, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/18 05:13:04] luI [381/1270] has come upon DarwickAK [902/1256] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 15:26:59 is added to luI's clock.
[08/27/18 12:54:41] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 38 damage. 0 days, 02:32:03 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 153.
[08/28/18 16:26:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 9 days, 05:34:38 is removed from their time toward level 153.
[08/28/18 16:26:12] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 39. 0 days, 02:32:52 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 153.
[08/29/18 05:11:48] DarwickAK fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 15:10:19 from level 153.
[08/29/18 13:06:18] gyilkos [530/1320] has come upon DarwickAK [1232/1256] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 08:52:08 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/31/18 19:15:39] kocka, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/18 22:47:54] Darwick [428/1109] has come upon DarwickAK [611/1256] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 08:06:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/02/18 02:06:19] DarwickAK [269/1256] has come upon Darwick [791/1109] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 19:26:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/02/18 12:00:48] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 02:38:53 is removed from their time toward level 153.
[09/03/18 03:43:17] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/18 23:06:17] GDI [191/1532] has come upon DarwickAK [1126/1256] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 10:35:20 is added to GDI's clock.
[09/04/18 01:21:04] GDI, Qpe, and Darwick [2294/3875] have team battled [Sanyi], Joska, and DarwickAK [3643/4096] and lost! 0 days, 16:21:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/18 09:06:15] DarwickAK [710/1256] has come upon Darwick [10/1100] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 11:02:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/04/18 11:42:58] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 19:49:19 is removed from their time toward level 153.
[09/05/18 20:45:33] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI [1524/3875] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and kocka [1849/3832] and lost! 3 days, 02:34:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/18 21:06:15] Sanyi [837/1428] has come upon DarwickAK [1084/1256] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:21:29 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/07/18 11:15:50] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 19:37:03 is removed from their time toward level 153.
[09/07/18 12:59:15] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:11:57 towards level 153.
[09/07/18 22:06:19] GDI [867/1532] has come upon DarwickAK [1109/1256] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 14:30:03 is added to GDI's clock.
[09/08/18 14:47:20] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 22:58:50 is removed from their time toward level 153.
[09/08/18 18:06:15] Darwick [187/1100] has come upon DarwickAK [549/1256] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:04:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/09/18 04:06:16] DarwickAK [567/1256] has come upon IRPGbot [1413/1609] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:03:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/09/18 07:06:01] gyilkos, DarwickAK, peta, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/18 02:14:10] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Darwick, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/18 01:45:28] Joska, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/18 06:58:31] [Sanyi], kocka, and DarwickAK [52/4017] have team battled peta, Darwick, and Hunger [477/3444] and lost! 0 days, 23:42:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/18 10:39:55] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:55:37 is removed from their time toward level 153.
[09/11/18 21:06:16] DarwickAK [913/1256] has come upon GDI [809/1532] and rocked it! 1 day, 20:50:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/11/18 22:33:09] GDI [550/1532] has come upon DarwickAK [180/1256] and straight stomped them in combat! 53 days, 15:34:45 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/12/18 02:06:16] DarwickAK [1238/1256] has come upon Darwick [929/1100] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:06:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/12/18 07:06:19] DarwickAK [406/1256] has come upon gyilkos [1276/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:37:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/12/18 17:06:16] DarwickAK [559/1256] has come upon Qpe [310/1234] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 08:19:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/13/18 22:38:10] DarwickAK [31/1256] has come upon Darwick [343/1100] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 01:38:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/14/18 08:55:58] Joska, GDI, DarwickAK, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/18 14:06:16] DarwickAK [1020/1256] has come upon Hunger [898/1038] and rocked it! 25 days, 21:07:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/18 06:39:18] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, Qpe, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/18 06:39:23] Qpe [724/1235] has come upon DarwickAK [467/1256] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 10:40:33 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[09/15/18 06:41:47] DarwickAK [811/1256] has come upon [Sanyi] [663/1349] and rocked it! 28 days, 12:50:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/18 07:40:46] Qpe [944/1235] has come upon DarwickAK [66/1256] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 13:25:49 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[09/15/18 11:38:39] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/18 11:06:17] Kiinga [549/1369] has come upon DarwickAK [1059/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 15:03:21 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/17/18 02:06:19] DarwickAK [726/1262] has come upon kocka [1051/1412] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 21:54:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/17/18 12:21:29] DarwickAK [1034/1262] has come upon Joska [1055/1413] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 19:26:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/17/18 13:26:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 00:55:55 is removed from their time toward level 154.
[09/17/18 22:06:17] GDI [1025/1532] has come upon DarwickAK [451/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 15:05:07 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/18/18 02:40:00] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, peta, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/18 03:06:17] DarwickAK [951/1262] has come upon [Sanyi] [1282/1349] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 04:00:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/18/18 08:06:18] Darwick [676/1100] has come upon DarwickAK [276/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 22:33:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/18/18 09:37:03] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 04:30:26 is removed from their time toward level 154.
[09/18/18 18:06:16] Darwick [804/1100] has come upon DarwickAK [996/1262] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 10:03:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/20/18 17:26:19] Joska, DarwickAK, peta, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/18 20:04:35] DarwickAK [1013/1262] has come upon Qpe [869/1235] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 04:40:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/21/18 16:26:35] luI, Kiinga, DarwickAK, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/18 16:26:40] Joska [429/1413] has come upon DarwickAK [890/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:10:20 is added to Joska's clock.
[09/22/18 02:04:34] gyilkos [1283/1407] has come upon DarwickAK [367/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:46:53 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/22/18 11:53:45] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:14:43 towards level 154.
[09/22/18 17:37:07] GDI, Hunger, DarwickAK, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/18 10:12:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 4 days, 19:20:59 toward level 154.
[09/23/18 15:07:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:31:15 is removed from their time toward level 154.
[09/24/18 13:20:36] [Sanyi], Hunger, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/18 15:12:30] Qpe [440/1235] has come upon DarwickAK [32/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:37:53 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[09/25/18 08:50:47] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:39 towards level 154.
[09/25/18 10:04:34] Hunger [176/1047] has come upon DarwickAK [805/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:33:13 is added to Hunger's clock.
[09/26/18 01:06:10] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:31 towards level 154.
[09/26/18 23:05:48] DarwickAK [82/1262] has come upon Hunger [382/1057] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 20:38:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/27/18 12:04:37] luI [490/1270] has come upon DarwickAK [893/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:29:26 is added to luI's clock.
[09/27/18 18:12:38] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 14 days, 07:58:13 is removed from their time toward level 155.
[09/28/18 08:04:36] DarwickAK [684/1262] has come upon Darwick [675/1100] and gave em what was coming! 54 days, 20:20:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/28/18 09:45:10] Hunger, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/18 14:23:10] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 16:20:33 is removed from their time toward level 155.
[09/28/18 23:04:37] [Sanyi] [574/1349] has come upon DarwickAK [17/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 20:53:55 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/29/18 09:23:20] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:37:10 towards level 155.
[09/29/18 11:10:31] peta, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/18 20:54:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 02:28:15 from level 155.
[09/29/18 21:32:11] DarwickAK [895/1262] has come upon IRPGbot [1011/1609] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 13:20:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/18 22:20:14] DarwickAK misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:36:41 from level 155.
[09/30/18 12:32:08] gyilkos [1100/1407] has come upon DarwickAK [1076/1262] and rocked it! 29 days, 19:02:45 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/30/18 13:07:28] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:26:39 towards level 155.
[09/30/18 17:45:48] gyilkos, Qpe, Hunger, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/18 17:50:37] DarwickAK [237/1262] has come upon gyilkos [1223/1407] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 08:48:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/30/18 17:50:42] DarwickAK [1024/1262] has come upon gyilkos [192/1407] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 17:44:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/01/18 01:30:02] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:31:46 towards level 155.
[10/01/18 06:34:17] DarwickAK, kocka, and peta [3564/3975] have team battled Darwick, Hunger, and luI [2890/3427] and won! 5 days, 05:11:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/18 16:55:06] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, kocka, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/18 16:55:11] kocka [109/1408] has come upon DarwickAK [562/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 08:09:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/01/18 16:55:42] kocka [670/1408] has come upon DarwickAK [485/1262] and gave em what was coming! 19 days, 16:22:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/02/18 13:47:17] Darwick, gyilkos, Hunger, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/18 18:48:21] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:53:25 towards level 155.
[10/03/18 16:26:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 14:27:06 is removed from their time toward level 155.
[10/04/18 20:35:21] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:15 towards level 155.
[10/04/18 21:23:54] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:53:16 towards level 155.
[10/04/18 23:42:59] gyilkos, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Joska have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/18 00:10:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 2 days, 05:44:36 toward level 155.
[10/06/18 01:21:57] DarwickAK [996/1262] has come upon wabbit_ [1103/1104] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:32:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/06/18 03:44:33] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:33 from level 155.
[10/06/18 09:54:30] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka [2671/4077] have team battled GDI, Joska, and Darwick [1565/4038] and won! 0 days, 07:16:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/18 23:32:12] DarwickAK [577/1262] has come upon Sanyi [278/1445] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:02:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/07/18 04:32:09] DarwickAK [853/1262] has come upon IRPGbot [597/1609] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:53:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/07/18 08:05:14] DarwickAK [1220/1262] has come upon gyilkos [1105/1405] and rocked it! 55 days, 04:03:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/07/18 09:32:10] DarwickAK [682/1262] has come upon [Sanyi] [1279/1349] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 21:21:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/07/18 15:50:44] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 10:17:43 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[10/08/18 05:32:10] Sanyi [604/1446] has come upon DarwickAK [179/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 61 days, 07:10:51 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/08/18 20:32:09] DarwickAK [674/1262] has come upon Sanyi [1173/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 10:19:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/10/18 07:32:11] DarwickAK [923/1262] has come upon kocka [948/1410] and realized it was a bad decision! 24 days, 14:02:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/10/18 11:15:53] Qpe, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [2074/3909] have team battled luI, [Sanyi], and GDI [2025/4143] and won! 1 day, 04:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/18 01:15:35] DarwickAK [136/1262] has come upon kocka [776/1410] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 02:47:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/11/18 03:32:10] Hunger [168/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [54/1262] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 22:02:41 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[10/11/18 13:32:10] DarwickAK [554/1262] has come upon Joska [517/1428] and gave em what was coming! 63 days, 17:22:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/12/18 07:22:11] peta [17/1317] has come upon DarwickAK [755/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:20:06 is added to peta's clock.
[10/12/18 09:32:12] Kiinga [753/1369] has come upon DarwickAK [768/1262] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 08:37:56 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[10/12/18 14:32:12] DarwickAK [774/1262] has come upon Kiinga [209/1369] and straight stomped them in combat! 34 days, 19:06:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/12/18 14:32:12] In the fierce battle, Kiinga dropped his level 277 pair of boots! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 266 pair of boots to Kiinga.
[10/12/18 18:46:08] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 18:32:45 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[10/12/18 19:32:10] Darwick [462/1105] has come upon DarwickAK [460/1273] and gave em what was coming! 24 days, 23:56:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/13/18 14:56:38] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 21:43:19 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[10/13/18 18:37:08] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 17:39:56 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[10/13/18 20:32:10] wabbit_ [500/1104] has come upon DarwickAK [459/1273] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 12:27:51 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[10/13/18 20:32:10] wabbit_ has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 7 days, 16:49:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/13/18 23:20:16] Kiinga, DarwickAK, luI, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/18 06:27:09] DarwickAK ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:17:23 from level 156.
[10/16/18 14:29:44] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 03:47:21 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[10/16/18 18:10:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 23:24:06 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[10/17/18 04:32:08] DarwickAK [1067/1273] has come upon Hunger [512/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 10:04:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/17/18 18:01:16] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 18:49:32 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[10/17/18 18:01:16] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 12 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:35:05 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 156.
[10/17/18 19:32:10] gyilkos [781/1405] has come upon DarwickAK [593/1273] and fucked they ass up! 37 days, 07:40:45 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[10/18/18 17:24:07] GDI [371/1520] has come upon DarwickAK [794/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 01:16:44 is added to GDI's clock.
[10/19/18 17:39:48] Kiinga, DarwickAK, luI, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/18 17:34:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:21:10 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[10/21/18 05:21:14] cateye, Kiinga, and DarwickAK [2235/2754] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and wabbit_ [1889/3628] and won! 0 days, 00:16:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/18 05:36:21] Sanyi, Joska, and GDI [2307/4410] have team battled DarwickAK, Qpe, and cateye [160/2641] and won! 0 days, 19:09:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/18 09:53:12] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:04:55 towards level 156.
[10/21/18 13:17:52] wabbit_, Kiinga, and luI [682/3737] have team battled cateye, DarwickAK, and peta [1169/2756] and lost! 0 days, 19:23:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/18 17:25:29] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:25:03 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[10/21/18 23:13:37] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:10 towards level 156.
[10/22/18 11:45:45] DarwickAK got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:14:37 from level 156.
[10/22/18 15:38:57] DarwickAK, kocka, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/18 18:14:36] peta [1281/1317] has come upon DarwickAK [964/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 21:01:43 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/22/18 19:32:08] DarwickAK [182/1273] has come upon luI [380/1270] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 21:10:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/23/18 17:07:31] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 14:37:27 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[10/24/18 06:01:29] DarwickAK [787/1273] has come upon Joska [189/1433] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:35:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/24/18 11:32:10] DarwickAK [1040/1273] has come upon GDI [62/1531] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:43:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/24/18 16:58:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 11:10:29 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[10/24/18 17:19:35] Sanyi, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Hunger have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/18 14:03:33] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:55 towards level 156.
[10/25/18 17:57:26] DarwickAK [524/1273] has come upon gyilkos [895/1405] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 03:50:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/26/18 13:32:11] peta [1130/1317] has come upon DarwickAK [767/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 07:12:25 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/26/18 16:14:57] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:53:44 towards level 157.
[10/27/18 00:47:14] GDI, DarwickAK, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/18 01:35:25] kocka [306/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [1118/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 04:27:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/27/18 19:32:12] GDI [1386/1585] has come upon DarwickAK [887/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 09:18:27 is removed from GDI's clock.
[10/27/18 21:20:42] Darwick, peta, and [Sanyi] [1174/3773] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and cateye [2711/3140] and lost! 0 days, 13:32:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/18 02:20:05] Sanyi [322/1446] has come upon DarwickAK [811/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 14:24:02 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/28/18 05:21:45] DarwickAK, luI, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/18 05:21:45] [Sanyi] [218/1349] has come upon DarwickAK [322/1273] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 17 days, 07:07:58 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/28/18 13:21:45] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Hunger [3649/3776] have team battled peta, GDI, and Qpe [1115/4139] and won! 0 days, 08:18:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/18 00:32:11] DarwickAK [697/1273] has come upon Hunger [9/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 10:22:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/29/18 08:26:24] DarwickAK [832/1273] has come upon GDI [206/1585] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 15:41:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/29/18 10:35:13] Sanyi, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/18 11:03:40] Hunger [70/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [190/1273] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 16 days, 12:57:38 is added to Hunger's clock.
[10/29/18 14:45:38] gyilkos [440/1405] has come upon DarwickAK [518/1273] and realized it was a bad decision! 18 days, 14:30:27 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/29/18 15:08:12] DarwickAK [111/1273] has come upon Joska [673/1433] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 17:11:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/29/18 15:13:27] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 212 damage. 0 days, 02:36:53 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 157.
[10/29/18 15:32:12] DarwickAK [555/1273] has come upon GDI [565/1585] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 21:16:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/29/18 20:18:41] Joska, Darwick, and cateye [2065/2967] have team battled peta, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [1017/3995] and won! 0 days, 04:01:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/18 11:23:58] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 09:23:49 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[10/30/18 11:32:10] DarwickAK [677/1273] has come upon luI [706/1270] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 20:34:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/30/18 16:32:12] DarwickAK [965/1273] has come upon peta [1073/1317] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 15:12:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/31/18 00:52:28] Sanyi, DarwickAK, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/18 14:55:27] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 21:26:16 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[10/31/18 14:55:27] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 31 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:36:55 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 157.
[10/31/18 17:45:13] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Qpe [2439/3956] have team battled Hunger, kocka, and Darwick [3288/3565] and lost! 3 days, 23:32:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/18 09:52:00] Qpe [276/1237] has come upon DarwickAK [684/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 02:34:05 is added to Qpe's clock.
[11/01/18 09:52:00] Qpe [1165/1237] has come upon DarwickAK [673/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 01:04:53 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[11/01/18 13:32:11] DarwickAK [887/1273] has come upon luI [818/1270] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 03:37:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/02/18 05:57:11] DarwickAK, peta, [Sanyi], and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/18 19:07:11] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:06:44 towards level 157.
[11/02/18 22:50:01] [Sanyi], wabbit_, and DarwickAK [1195/3731] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and GDI [322/4255] and won! 1 day, 18:43:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/18 10:32:11] Darwick [958/1107] has come upon DarwickAK [328/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 13:50:42 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/03/18 14:28:39] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 06:22:20 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[11/03/18 18:52:43] luI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [1861/3968] have team battled GDI, Qpe, and Joska [1827/4255] and won! 2 days, 04:30:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/18 21:33:33] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:21 towards level 157.
[11/03/18 21:59:51] [Sanyi], Joska, and DarwickAK [3992/4055] have team battled peta, Hunger, and Qpe [1105/3611] and won! 1 day, 14:53:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/18 19:05:27] DarwickAK [1129/1273] has come upon Sanyi [403/1446] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:26:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/05/18 02:00:49] luI, peta, and DarwickAK [1699/3860] have team battled cateye, Qpe, and gyilkos [2524/3107] and lost! 1 day, 04:42:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/18 07:32:12] DarwickAK [1107/1273] has come upon peta [1132/1317] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 07:40:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/05/18 14:10:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 06:37:16 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[11/05/18 22:32:12] kocka [572/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [1211/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 21:35:39 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/06/18 23:32:09] Hunger [826/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [449/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:19:12 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[11/07/18 21:39:32] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:23 towards level 157.
[11/08/18 05:32:11] DarwickAK [474/1273] has come upon Hunger [650/1057] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:26:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/09/18 16:32:09] wabbit_ [1071/1122] has come upon DarwickAK [109/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:39:05 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[11/09/18 21:32:08] DarwickAK [272/1273] has come upon gyilkos [413/1425] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:26:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/10/18 09:42:16] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:33 towards level 157.
[11/10/18 09:45:06] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 09:29:13 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[11/10/18 23:58:30] luI [732/1270] has come upon DarwickAK [1103/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:16:48 is added to luI's clock.
[11/11/18 12:43:05] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:02 towards level 157.
[11/11/18 14:45:16] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:14 towards level 157.
[11/12/18 01:18:46] DarwickAK, kocka, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/18 03:20:46] DarwickAK [822/1273] has come upon Hunger [58/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 21:47:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/12/18 04:32:09] DarwickAK [1222/1273] has come upon Hunger [850/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 09:46:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/12/18 19:32:09] DarwickAK [50/1273] has come upon Qpe [64/1238] and realized it was a bad decision! 11 days, 20:31:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/13/18 00:32:12] GDI [185/1585] has come upon DarwickAK [561/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 21:06:30 is added to GDI's clock.
[11/14/18 01:17:40] Joska, DarwickAK, luI, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/18 21:32:10] Joska [89/1433] has come upon DarwickAK [1135/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 02:00:49 is added to Joska's clock.
[11/15/18 11:45:46] DarwickAK got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:53:01 from level 158.
[11/15/18 20:48:01] Joska, DarwickAK, kocka, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/18 20:56:26] DarwickAK [645/1273] has come upon Joska [214/1433] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 22:20:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/15/18 22:32:12] kocka [674/1400] has come upon DarwickAK [544/1273] and rocked it! 36 days, 09:25:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/16/18 10:30:04] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:57:30 towards level 158.
[11/18/18 10:24:48] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:48:44 from level 158.
[11/19/18 12:04:44] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 03:01:44 is removed from their time toward level 158.
[11/20/18 02:32:11] DarwickAK [517/1273] has come upon kocka [794/1400] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 15:03:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/20/18 11:55:42] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 51. 0 days, 02:37:52 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 158.
[11/21/18 08:32:09] GDI [918/1601] has come upon DarwickAK [173/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:56:35 is removed from GDI's clock.
[11/22/18 06:23:42] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/18 19:32:12] DarwickAK [799/1273] has come upon Sanyi [834/1503] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 07:35:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/23/18 11:28:35] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 17:58:44 is removed from their time toward level 158.
[11/23/18 15:16:32] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:23:48 towards level 158.
[11/24/18 11:32:13] DarwickAK [613/1273] has come upon Darwick [1107/1109] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 19:31:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/24/18 22:30:26] DarwickAK, peta, luI, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/18 22:31:20] Darwick [494/1109] has come upon DarwickAK [537/1273] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 06:53:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/25/18 03:31:14] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and luI [879/4046] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and gyilkos [3088/4088] and lost! 0 days, 23:23:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/18 16:42:19] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:18:36 from level 158.
[11/28/18 00:32:11] DarwickAK [73/1273] has come upon cateye [49/546] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 03:31:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/28/18 05:32:10] Sanyi [1251/1503] has come upon DarwickAK [1178/1273] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 21:36:04 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/30/18 12:32:08] DarwickAK [517/1273] has come upon peta [1175/1337] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 08:42:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/01/18 02:18:30] DarwickAK, peta, luI, and Ajvorl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/18 03:32:11] Joska [314/1433] has come upon DarwickAK [22/1273] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:48:46 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/01/18 18:32:12] DarwickAK [1020/1273] has come upon Qpe [633/1229] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:00:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/01/18 23:35:56] DarwickAK [785/1273] has come upon GDI [1462/1615] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 05:42:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/02/18 04:27:54] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/18 10:07:46] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 51 damage. 0 days, 02:37:05 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 158.
[12/02/18 19:32:10] Joska [1169/1433] has come upon DarwickAK [492/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 49 days, 19:52:17 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/03/18 06:18:16] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 23:35:27 is removed from their time toward level 158.
[12/03/18 09:58:49] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 236 with their belt. 0 days, 02:37:14 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 158.
[12/04/18 00:17:04] Sanyi, DarwickAK, peta, and Ajvorl have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/18 19:45:19] Sanyi, DarwickAK, luI, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/18 03:00:44] DarwickAK lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:09:46 from level 158.
[12/05/18 06:47:17] peta [821/1337] has come upon DarwickAK [996/1279] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 04:45:58 is added to peta's clock.
[12/05/18 11:21:27] kocka, Ajvorl, and peta [2745/4164] have team battled GDI, Qpe, and DarwickAK [2250/4155] and won! 1 day, 06:59:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/18 21:09:19] [Sanyi] [715/1355] has come upon DarwickAK [381/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 03:16:12 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/06/18 08:32:09] Joska [756/1433] has come upon DarwickAK [229/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 03:28:27 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/07/18 19:32:11] GDI [1493/1615] has come upon DarwickAK [743/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 03:35:40 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/08/18 07:47:48] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:09 towards level 158.
[12/09/18 10:36:26] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:19 towards level 158.
[12/09/18 18:01:24] Sanyi, DarwickAK, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/18 21:27:37] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:13:02 towards level 158.
[12/09/18 23:00:27] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:50 towards level 158.
[12/10/18 16:27:10] DarwickAK EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:45:00 from level 158.
[12/10/18 17:07:05] GDI, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/18 17:32:09] DarwickAK [234/1279] has come upon luI [1057/1238] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:36:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/11/18 08:47:01] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 15:08:45 is removed from their time toward level 158.
[12/11/18 12:07:48] DarwickAK, kocka, and luI [2243/3885] have team battled [Sanyi], cateye, and Darwick [104/3017] and won! 0 days, 14:09:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/18 13:32:11] peta [996/1337] has come upon DarwickAK [144/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 64 days, 20:34:40 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/11/18 18:32:12] Kiinga [880/1337] has come upon DarwickAK [961/1279] and realized it was a bad decision! 16 days, 23:51:21 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/11/18 23:32:10] gyilkos [73/1400] has come upon DarwickAK [851/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 18:57:08 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/12/18 04:30:57] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:43 towards level 158.
[12/12/18 11:08:19] Qpe, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [3577/3888] have team battled kocka, luI, and Ajvorl [1631/4065] and won! 0 days, 06:19:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 11:26:24] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:52 towards level 158.
[12/12/18 19:07:37] Ajvorl, Qpe, and Joska [3803/4146] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Sanyi [2082/4152] and won! 0 days, 20:18:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 21:04:09] GDI, Joska, and DarwickAK [3831/4333] have team battled Kiinga, cateye, and kocka [485/3265] and won! 0 days, 02:28:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/18 06:57:10] DarwickAK [293/1279] has come upon Joska [366/1433] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 31 days, 02:50:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/13/18 12:01:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 32 days, 05:39:45 toward level 159.
[12/14/18 01:31:00] GDI, Ajvorl, and Kiinga [1376/4417] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and kocka [2943/4002] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/18 01:32:12] DarwickAK [136/1279] has come upon Darwick [962/1105] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 04:24:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/14/18 04:39:30] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 16:48:53 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[12/14/18 04:39:30] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 21 damage. 0 days, 02:38:18 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 159.
[12/14/18 08:20:02] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 181. 0 days, 02:38:01 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 159.
[12/15/18 09:16:56] Qpe [262/1254] has come upon DarwickAK [470/1279] and realized it was a bad decision! 18 days, 23:02:26 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/16/18 04:21:26] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 14 days, 22:17:25 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[12/16/18 04:21:26] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 120 damage. 0 days, 02:38:04 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 159.
[12/16/18 08:01:56] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 54 days, 07:48:10 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[12/16/18 13:32:12] DarwickAK [10/1279] has come upon IRPGbot [883/1688] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 15:14:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/16/18 18:32:08] DarwickAK [243/1279] has come upon Ajvorl [156/1459] and fucked they ass up! 33 days, 20:21:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/17/18 14:32:11] DarwickAK [637/1279] has come upon GDI [1058/1621] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 15:22:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/18/18 05:32:11] Sanyi [888/1518] has come upon DarwickAK [694/1279] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:17:05 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/19/18 04:36:56] DarwickAK, gyilkos, Ajvorl, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/18 02:53:36] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/18 07:32:08] DarwickAK [1012/1279] has come upon peta [1127/1337] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 22:20:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/20/18 09:11:11] cateye [106/615] has come upon DarwickAK [573/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:48:34 is added to cateye's clock.
[12/20/18 19:01:01] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:01:52 towards level 159.
[12/20/18 20:58:26] kocka, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK [3929/4113] have team battled Qpe, luI, and [Sanyi] [1690/3850] and won! 7 days, 02:47:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/18 03:36:30] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 16:11:34 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[12/21/18 18:32:10] DarwickAK [917/1279] has come upon Joska [363/1464] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 16:16:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/23/18 00:32:12] Qpe [546/1254] has come upon DarwickAK [484/1279] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 18:26:10 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[12/23/18 05:38:33] Joska, Qpe, and cateye [574/3342] have team battled Sanyi, GDI, and DarwickAK [3896/4430] and lost! 1 day, 18:09:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/18 03:09:31] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 08:35:40 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[12/25/18 03:00:32] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 11:26:09 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[12/26/18 02:51:29] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:34:32 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[12/26/18 07:06:05] peta [1180/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [253/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 19:30:49 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/26/18 07:06:05] peta has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:32:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/26/18 23:32:10] GDI [763/1635] has come upon DarwickAK [285/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:01:02 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/27/18 04:32:12] DarwickAK [973/1279] has come upon Qpe [526/1254] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 01:09:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/28/18 06:14:03] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 19:57:45 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[12/28/18 13:41:19] DarwickAK [64/1279] has come upon cateye [329/656] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 09:08:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/28/18 16:06:30] DarwickAK [239/1279] has come upon Ajvorl [14/1512] and rocked it! 1 day, 19:58:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/28/18 16:57:31] cateye [290/657] has come upon DarwickAK [938/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 13:15:32 is added to cateye's clock.
[12/28/18 19:08:43] Darwick [151/1105] has come upon DarwickAK [748/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:07:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/28/18 19:45:10] Kiinga [1180/1354] has come upon DarwickAK [598/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 46 days, 20:54:09 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[12/28/18 21:29:25] GDI [295/1635] has come upon DarwickAK [1069/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 14:24:01 is added to GDI's clock.
[12/29/18 12:00:22] Sanyi, Joska, and DarwickAK [4104/4269] have team battled cateye, luI, and Kiinga [2975/3252] and won! 0 days, 02:28:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/18 19:45:43] Qpe, peta, and DarwickAK [2787/3871] have team battled Joska, Ajvorl, and luI [3696/4217] and lost! 0 days, 08:12:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/18 01:08:42] Joska [934/1464] has come upon DarwickAK [1274/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:08:22 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/30/18 02:04:09] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:06 from level 159.
[12/31/18 12:08:43] cateye [315/673] has come upon DarwickAK [202/1279] and rocked it! 5 days, 10:39:58 is removed from cateye's clock.
[01/01/19 11:15:36] DarwickAK bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:11 from level 159.
[01/01/19 14:03:10] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:00:43 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[01/01/19 20:49:53] DarwickAK [1160/1279] has come upon Kiinga [937/1342] and gave em what was coming! 47 days, 17:43:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/02/19 18:23:19] cateye, DarwickAK, and luI [2620/3193] have team battled Qpe, Kiinga, and kocka [996/3971] and won! 0 days, 21:13:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/19 10:08:42] kocka [736/1375] has come upon DarwickAK [328/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 17:01:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/03/19 11:50:48] DarwickAK, Qpe, luI, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/19 22:54:50] DarwickAK [605/1279] has come upon Ajvorl [752/1512] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 06:33:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/04/19 17:16:51] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 19:11:21 is removed from their time toward level 160.
[01/05/19 12:08:40] gyilkos [56/1409] has come upon DarwickAK [1254/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 08:55:04 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/05/19 14:12:00] Kiinga, DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/19 16:49:43] cateye [513/673] has come upon DarwickAK [129/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 05:58:15 is removed from cateye's clock.
[01/07/19 11:45:45] DarwickAK [863/1279] has come upon Ajvorl [1312/1512] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 07:42:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/08/19 05:08:43] DarwickAK [1038/1279] has come upon peta [512/1326] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 12:42:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/14/19 06:08:42] kocka [516/1375] has come upon DarwickAK [1105/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 05:47:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/14/19 12:26:19] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:52:35 towards level 160.
[01/20/19 17:00:05] Sanyi, Hunger, and cateye [1496/3546] have team battled gyilkos, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK [3821/4208] and lost! 0 days, 15:31:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/19 11:05:40] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 00:53:29 is removed from their time toward level 160.
[01/21/19 13:10:42] DarwickAK [944/1279] has come upon peta [45/1362] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 13:39:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/21/19 14:46:10] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 92. 0 days, 02:39:50 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 160.
[01/22/19 03:59:02] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:25:42 from level 160.
[01/22/19 05:47:25] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:19:07 towards level 160.
[01/22/19 06:13:57] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:53:48 towards level 160.
[01/22/19 08:12:29] [Sanyi], Qpe, DarwickAK, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/19 12:11:26] Ajvorl, Hunger, and DarwickAK [1251/3856] have team battled kocka, luI, and gyilkos [2319/4017] and lost! 0 days, 09:59:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/19 10:21:57] Sanyi, Darwick, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/19 20:10:42] DarwickAK [550/1279] has come upon Hunger [1014/1057] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:50:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/23/19 20:55:22] cateye, luI, and DarwickAK [3115/3506] have team battled Darwick, kocka, and Kiinga [1400/3799] and won! 1 day, 07:17:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 01:10:40] Kiinga [981/1331] has come upon DarwickAK [997/1279] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 13 days, 11:50:22 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/24/19 11:36:02] luI, Darwick, Joska, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/19 23:42:33] DarwickAK [635/1279] has come upon GDI [1095/1644] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:33:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/24/19 23:42:33] DarwickAK [510/1279] has come upon GDI [361/1644] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 09:39:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/25/19 12:55:26] Ajvorl [983/1520] has come upon DarwickAK [255/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 48 days, 10:20:34 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[01/25/19 20:20:18] DarwickAK [200/1279] has come upon cateye [908/965] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:14:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/25/19 20:23:18] cateye [408/965] has come upon DarwickAK [474/1279] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:22:13 is added to cateye's clock.
[01/25/19 22:10:43] Hunger [1011/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [844/1279] and fucked they ass up! 34 days, 08:11:56 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[01/26/19 13:10:42] DarwickAK [110/1279] has come upon Qpe [490/1254] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:26:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/19 03:41:57] GDI, cateye, and kocka [3971/3972] have team battled Qpe, luI, and DarwickAK [101/3795] and won! 0 days, 06:25:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/19 04:10:42] DarwickAK [1041/1279] has come upon Joska [570/1483] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:50:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/19 07:11:08] DarwickAK [509/1279] has come upon [Sanyi] [1102/1409] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 00:57:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/28/19 10:02:41] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 14 days, 13:38:14 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[01/28/19 10:02:41] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 106 with their belt. 0 days, 02:40:24 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 161.
[01/28/19 10:10:43] Sanyi [104/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [365/1279] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 14:33:09 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/28/19 15:10:43] Darwick [232/1101] has come upon DarwickAK [1196/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 17:34:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/28/19 20:10:41] DarwickAK [1189/1279] has come upon kocka [192/1366] and straight stomped them in combat! 63 days, 13:04:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/29/19 13:34:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 45 days, 07:11:42 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[01/29/19 16:10:41] Kiinga [568/1331] has come upon DarwickAK [687/1279] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 13:20:54 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/29/19 21:10:40] Ajvorl [1031/1520] has come upon DarwickAK [836/1279] and gave em what was coming! 25 days, 06:58:06 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[01/29/19 23:15:56] Ajvorl, Joska, and GDI [676/4647] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta [616/4058] and won! 0 days, 17:51:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/19 01:53:17] Sanyi, luI, and GDI [4023/4431] have team battled gyilkos, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK [2976/4208] and won! 0 days, 04:58:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/19 07:10:42] DarwickAK [13/1279] has come upon Kiinga [746/1331] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 05:53:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/30/19 22:10:40] DarwickAK [498/1279] has come upon Kiinga [87/1331] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 07:02:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/31/19 08:10:42] cateye [691/962] has come upon DarwickAK [188/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:45:02 is removed from cateye's clock.
[02/01/19 00:56:43] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:30:38 towards level 161.
[02/01/19 09:10:41] DarwickAK [1139/1279] has come upon Ajvorl [516/1520] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 20:21:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/01/19 13:07:19] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 13:19:40 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[02/01/19 19:10:41] DarwickAK [1247/1279] has come upon luI [237/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 18:53:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/02/19 08:10:23] DarwickAK [803/1279] has come upon GDI [863/1644] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 21:54:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/03/19 06:10:43] DarwickAK [681/1279] has come upon Darwick [1052/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 13:43:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/03/19 21:42:01] Ajvorl, luI, and DarwickAK [2754/4061] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and peta [3120/3954] and lost! 0 days, 09:20:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/19 03:00:55] cateye [239/962] has come upon DarwickAK [1008/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 08:39:53 is added to cateye's clock.
[02/04/19 07:10:42] DarwickAK [1140/1279] has come upon Hunger [99/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 10:25:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/06/19 00:04:30] kocka [787/1403] has come upon DarwickAK [89/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 57 days, 06:32:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/06/19 10:21:15] luI, Qpe, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/19 10:22:22] DarwickAK [159/1279] has come upon luI [1066/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:10:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/06/19 10:22:27] DarwickAK [658/1279] has come upon luI [433/1262] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 12:23:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/07/19 05:47:29] kocka [1391/1403] has come upon DarwickAK [466/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 18:50:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/07/19 12:13:21] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 8 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:40:20 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 161.
[02/08/19 11:10:40] DarwickAK [952/1279] has come upon luI [4/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:05:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/08/19 15:49:46] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/19 07:08:30] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:58 towards level 161.
[02/09/19 12:10:42] DarwickAK [691/1279] has come upon peta [663/1370] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 06:25:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/10/19 09:55:29] DarwickAK [1257/1279] has come upon [Sanyi] [988/1410] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 14:33:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/10/19 13:41:55] DarwickAK [146/1279] has come upon Darwick [425/1101] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:10:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/10/19 18:10:43] Ajvorl [1053/1527] has come upon DarwickAK [481/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 03:48:28 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[02/10/19 19:37:23] luI [460/1262] has come upon DarwickAK [130/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 01:44:48 is removed from luI's clock.
[02/11/19 12:51:58] DarwickAK [482/1279] has come upon Qpe [632/1254] and realized it was a bad decision! 21 days, 03:58:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/19 14:10:41] DarwickAK [1168/1279] has come upon Qpe [921/1254] and fucked they ass up! 41 days, 08:24:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/19 14:32:34] DarwickAK, Darwick, and Sanyi [2478/3905] have team battled [Sanyi], cateye, and Kiinga [2508/3703] and lost! 0 days, 19:00:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/19 19:10:39] cateye [516/962] has come upon DarwickAK [278/1279] and rocked it! 4 days, 00:47:12 is removed from cateye's clock.
[02/12/19 00:10:42] Qpe [67/1254] has come upon DarwickAK [533/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:06:43 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/12/19 07:47:57] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 20:38:25 is removed from their time toward level 162.
[02/12/19 07:47:58] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 265 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:41:04 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 162.
[02/12/19 08:22:50] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 13:19:18 towards level 162.
[02/12/19 12:17:14] Qpe [764/1254] has come upon DarwickAK [1259/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 17:48:14 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/12/19 15:10:41] DarwickAK [1269/1279] has come upon kocka [834/1403] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 13:38:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/13/19 04:57:22] peta [1131/1370] has come upon DarwickAK [1013/1279] and gave em what was coming! 31 days, 05:44:10 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/14/19 00:49:39] GDI, Ajvorl, and Kiinga [4410/4501] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [2199/4207] and won! 1 day, 00:38:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/19 01:59:57] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:13:07 from level 162.
[02/14/19 02:44:18] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:02:33 towards level 162.
[02/14/19 10:08:33] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta [1261/4059] have team battled Sanyi, luI, and GDI [571/4430] and won! 0 days, 14:23:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/19 11:10:29] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 23 days, 21:28:44 is removed from their time toward level 162.
[02/14/19 20:39:38] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:59:57 towards level 162.
[02/15/19 18:22:54] Sanyi, Qpe, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/19 23:10:41] GDI [827/1643] has come upon DarwickAK [1024/1279] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:56:18 is added to GDI's clock.
[02/16/19 13:45:21] Qpe, Joska, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/19 02:36:04] DarwickAK [431/1279] has come upon Darwick [921/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:09:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/17/19 03:55:35] GDI [44/1643] has come upon DarwickAK [1224/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 18:31:26 is added to GDI's clock.
[02/17/19 08:42:18] DarwickAK, peta, and Joska [1887/4143] have team battled Qpe, luI, and GDI [3703/4159] and lost! 1 day, 00:43:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/19 16:28:50] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:57:17 towards level 162.
[02/18/19 16:10:41] luI [432/1262] has come upon DarwickAK [333/1279] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 06:16:56 is removed from luI's clock.
[02/19/19 06:45:00] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 83 damage. 0 days, 02:41:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 162.
[02/19/19 10:25:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 00:29:03 is removed from their time toward level 162.
[02/20/19 01:17:37] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/20/19 03:10:43] DarwickAK [261/1272] has come upon GDI [1009/1643] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:29:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/20/19 19:20:56] peta [1228/1381] has come upon DarwickAK [779/1272] and straight stomped them in combat! 52 days, 01:44:46 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/21/19 01:16:12] Darwick [732/1101] has come upon DarwickAK [267/1272] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 17:46:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/21/19 10:07:34] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 07:06:20 is removed from their time toward level 162.
[02/22/19 05:10:43] GDI [1037/1643] has come upon DarwickAK [561/1272] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 13:00:05 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/22/19 10:10:40] DarwickAK [593/1272] has come upon Qpe [372/1243] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 11:24:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/22/19 10:10:40] DarwickAK has dealt Qpe a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:20:26 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/22/19 12:00:36] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:20 towards level 162.
[02/22/19 20:21:50] GDI, DarwickAK, Kiinga, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/19 01:10:41] DarwickAK [266/1272] has come upon [Sanyi] [1418/1428] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:41:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/23/19 06:09:03] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 07:57:23 is removed from their time toward level 162.
[02/23/19 07:19:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 3 days, 13:34:20 toward level 162.
[02/24/19 07:10:41] Joska [1147/1483] has come upon DarwickAK [1028/1272] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 09:16:35 is removed from Joska's clock.
[02/24/19 08:31:55] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:15 from level 162.
[02/24/19 19:14:08] Qpe, Darwick, kocka, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/19 22:10:43] DarwickAK [832/1272] has come upon Darwick [1097/1101] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:07:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/24/19 22:20:19] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:58 towards level 162.
[02/25/19 09:10:59] DarwickAK [304/1272] has come upon GDI [1339/1669] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 35 days, 00:02:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/25/19 18:10:41] GDI [1641/1669] has come upon DarwickAK [988/1272] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 10:23:55 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/27/19 05:10:40] Sanyi [871/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [836/1272] and rocked it! 11 days, 04:08:26 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/27/19 09:13:47] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 9 days, 06:13:05 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[02/27/19 09:13:47] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 41 with their belt. 0 days, 02:42:46 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 163.
[02/28/19 01:10:42] [Sanyi] [88/1428] has come upon DarwickAK [433/1272] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 46 days, 08:52:03 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/28/19 06:10:40] DarwickAK [1001/1272] has come upon Darwick [297/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 70 days, 01:33:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/01/19 02:10:41] DarwickAK [887/1272] has come upon Qpe [1141/1243] and realized it was a bad decision! 14 days, 14:19:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/01/19 18:34:26] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 04:21:12 towards level 163.
[03/01/19 21:12:56] peta, luI, and Kiinga [2889/3947] have team battled Sanyi, cateye, and DarwickAK [2295/3768] and won! 0 days, 10:15:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/19 22:31:03] cateye, Darwick, Joska, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/19 01:40:28] DarwickAK, kocka, and Ajvorl [3415/4214] have team battled [Sanyi], Joska, and GDI [687/4580] and won! 0 days, 03:38:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/19 05:06:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 20:56:16 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[03/02/19 13:10:42] luI [858/1262] has come upon DarwickAK [810/1272] and rocked it! 20 days, 08:12:12 is removed from luI's clock.
[03/02/19 13:10:42] luI has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 7 days, 07:46:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/03/19 19:48:06] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 20:59:23 towards level 163.
[03/03/19 22:01:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 51 days, 08:20:34 toward level 163.
[03/04/19 19:08:33] Kiinga, DarwickAK, and Qpe [1269/3819] have team battled Sanyi, GDI, and peta [789/4586] and won! 4 days, 00:26:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/19 01:10:42] Kiinga [1041/1304] has come upon DarwickAK [253/1272] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 21:51:58 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/06/19 04:30:18] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 01:20:25 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[03/06/19 21:04:18] Qpe, Darwick, Joska, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/19 08:01:50] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:23:36 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[03/07/19 10:13:19] DarwickAK [467/1272] has come upon Ajvorl [280/1527] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 13:39:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/07/19 23:28:03] GDI, luI, kocka, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/19 07:43:44] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:16:53 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[03/09/19 08:40:10] Kiinga [933/1304] has come upon DarwickAK [504/1272] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:29:29 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/09/19 15:10:42] DarwickAK [575/1272] has come upon cateye [882/989] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:37:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/10/19 11:10:42] Joska [1014/1483] has come upon DarwickAK [1059/1272] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 16:16:58 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/10/19 19:44:13] Sanyi, luI, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/19 19:44:17] DarwickAK [214/1272] has come upon Sanyi [1358/1525] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:10:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/19 07:10:41] Kiinga [434/1304] has come upon DarwickAK [121/1272] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:38:42 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/12/19 00:13:25] GDI, Qpe, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/19 00:13:29] DarwickAK [354/1281] has come upon Qpe [391/1251] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:31:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/12/19 03:36:20] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:59:39 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[03/14/19 00:10:42] DarwickAK [1008/1281] has come upon Darwick [9/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 01:37:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/14/19 15:10:42] DarwickAK [233/1281] has come upon cateye [491/989] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:38:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/15/19 06:49:51] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:59:43 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[03/15/19 21:10:39] Kiinga [14/1304] has come upon DarwickAK [1124/1281] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 20:54:03 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[03/16/19 03:00:23] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 113. 0 days, 02:42:31 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 163.
[03/16/19 06:40:52] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 03:16:49 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[03/16/19 22:10:43] [Sanyi] [207/1515] has come upon DarwickAK [128/1281] and rocked it! 1 day, 01:53:55 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/17/19 00:17:50] kocka, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [1285/4455] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and luI [178/3973] and won! 0 days, 07:20:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 08:10:40] DarwickAK [1229/1281] has come upon [Sanyi] [982/1563] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:36:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/17/19 08:30:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 02:41:44 toward level 163.
[03/17/19 09:23:54] DarwickAK [928/1281] has come upon peta [1193/1392] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 30 days, 15:16:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/17/19 21:49:52] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Darwick [1959/3945] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and Qpe [576/4163] and won! 0 days, 14:53:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 22:56:37] DarwickAK [261/1281] has come upon cateye [644/989] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 20:27:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/18/19 04:10:42] DarwickAK [232/1281] has come upon Kiinga [88/1304] and gave em what was coming! 66 days, 02:19:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/18/19 08:06:56] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 17:50:46 towards level 164.
[03/18/19 18:54:59] luI, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [3172/3973] have team battled Qpe, GDI, and [Sanyi] [375/4485] and won! 2 days, 05:31:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/19 05:10:41] Sanyi [1035/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [83/1281] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 20:40:12 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/19/19 12:39:54] Joska, Qpe, and luI [1781/3993] have team battled DarwickAK, kocka, and peta [3831/4088] and lost! 1 day, 07:38:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/19 18:00:57] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:17:18 towards level 164.
[03/19/19 21:13:53] DarwickAK [569/1281] has come upon luI [118/1278] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 20:30:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/19/19 22:15:43] Sanyi, DarwickAK, Kiinga, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/19 02:24:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 19:37:07 is removed from their time toward level 164.
[03/20/19 11:10:43] DarwickAK [1162/1281] has come upon Joska [1371/1491] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 02:35:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/21/19 07:10:39] luI [1128/1278] has come upon DarwickAK [532/1281] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 13:02:35 is removed from luI's clock.
[03/21/19 09:29:30] DarwickAK bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:27:25 from level 164.
[03/21/19 20:13:41] Sanyi, luI, Qpe, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/19 23:10:40] Qpe [166/1224] has come upon DarwickAK [61/1281] and fucked they ass up! 13 days, 07:39:48 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[03/22/19 23:10:40] Qpe has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 8 days, 14:15:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/23/19 01:57:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 02:37:54 is removed from their time toward level 164.
[03/23/19 01:57:14] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 64. 0 days, 02:43:29 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 164.
[03/23/19 22:57:26] luI, Darwick, Joska, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/19 05:19:50] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 13:09:54 is removed from their time toward level 164.
[03/25/19 11:10:43] DarwickAK [1097/1281] has come upon Darwick [39/1125] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 20:57:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/26/19 17:10:42] DarwickAK [627/1281] has come upon Qpe [160/1224] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 15:22:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/27/19 01:21:22] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 303. 0 days, 02:43:14 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 164.
[03/27/19 10:01:48] DarwickAK [819/1281] has come upon GDI [477/1698] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 12:47:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/28/19 01:29:47] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:51 towards level 164.
[03/28/19 09:10:41] peta [1311/1392] has come upon DarwickAK [797/1281] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 21:12:40 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/28/19 13:32:58] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:15 towards level 164.
[03/28/19 19:10:42] luI [235/1287] has come upon DarwickAK [1260/1281] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 09:18:18 is added to luI's clock.
[03/29/19 00:10:40] DarwickAK [994/1281] has come upon kocka [23/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:20:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/29/19 04:43:48] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 29 damage. 0 days, 02:43:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 164.
[03/29/19 07:25:16] cateye, DarwickAK, Kiinga, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/19 10:01:39] Kiinga [1309/1386] has come upon DarwickAK [276/1281] and straight stomped them in combat! 50 days, 01:44:46 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/29/19 13:36:29] peta, Sanyi, and luI [4087/4204] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and Kiinga [957/3802] and won! 0 days, 10:26:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/19 20:10:40] DarwickAK [982/1281] has come upon Darwick [598/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:40:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/30/19 01:10:43] DarwickAK [356/1281] has come upon luI [428/1287] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:28:55 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/30/19 16:10:39] peta [633/1392] has come upon DarwickAK [326/1281] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:50:25 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/30/19 16:14:37] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:18 towards level 164.
[03/30/19 21:10:42] DarwickAK [272/1281] has come upon Darwick [282/1135] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:12:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/19 03:10:41] Ajvorl [1053/1530] has come upon DarwickAK [233/1281] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 17:20:53 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[03/31/19 05:25:48] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 144 damage. 0 days, 02:43:53 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 164.
[03/31/19 11:01:59] kocka, Darwick, and cateye [2765/3542] have team battled DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and luI [1000/4098] and won! 0 days, 02:47:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/19 16:43:33] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:30 from level 164.
[03/31/19 18:07:43] DarwickAK [32/1295] has come upon luI [347/1287] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 14:03:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/19 18:10:43] kocka [1290/1404] has come upon DarwickAK [160/1295] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 09:47:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/01/19 05:16:45] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 16:49:44 is removed from their time toward level 165.
[04/02/19 10:38:56] DarwickAK got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 23:39:25 from level 165.
[04/02/19 22:18:41] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:20:12 towards level 165.
[04/03/19 05:21:30] GDI, luI, kocka, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/19 11:25:28] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 08:32:08 towards level 165.
[04/03/19 21:10:42] Sanyi [1438/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [440/1295] and straight stomped them in combat! 77 days, 00:25:43 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/04/19 19:32:07] DarwickAK sharpened the edge of his weapon! DarwickAK's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/19 18:10:41] DarwickAK [1219/1333] has come upon Qpe [836/1224] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 05:31:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/06/19 03:51:25] GDI, cateye, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/19 19:10:43] DarwickAK [873/1333] has come upon GDI [1605/1698] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 21:00:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/07/19 00:10:42] Ajvorl [978/1530] has come upon DarwickAK [578/1333] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 17:12:27 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[04/07/19 05:10:40] Ajvorl [110/1530] has come upon DarwickAK [165/1333] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 20:57:48 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[04/07/19 10:10:42] gyilkos [562/1427] has come upon DarwickAK [1220/1333] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:41:57 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/07/19 15:10:43] GDI [208/1698] has come upon DarwickAK [1291/1333] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 20:24:27 is added to GDI's clock.
[04/07/19 20:10:41] DarwickAK [406/1333] has come upon luI [286/1287] and fucked they ass up! 20 days, 01:54:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/08/19 01:10:42] luI [899/1287] has come upon DarwickAK [497/1333] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:08:38 is removed from luI's clock.
[04/08/19 11:24:35] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:45:34 towards level 165.
[04/09/19 02:08:18] Sanyi, kocka, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/19 18:10:43] DarwickAK [654/1333] has come upon GDI [192/1698] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 10:04:38 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/11/19 09:10:41] DarwickAK [548/1333] has come upon Sanyi [1015/1525] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 19:55:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/11/19 19:47:05] cateye, kocka, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/19 10:09:56] luI, DarwickAK, and kocka [3777/4024] have team battled peta, Sanyi, and Qpe [2169/4156] and won! 3 days, 13:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/19 00:20:36] DarwickAK [1170/1333] has come upon Darwick [114/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 10:55:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/13/19 04:10:01] DarwickAK [702/1333] has come upon Ajvorl [1205/1522] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:35:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/13/19 17:21:41] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:20 towards level 165.
[04/14/19 07:10:40] DarwickAK [440/1333] has come upon luI [379/1287] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 22:22:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/14/19 23:30:15] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 63 with their belt. 0 days, 02:44:02 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 165.
[04/15/19 00:55:40] peta [429/1398] has come upon DarwickAK [461/1333] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 15:25:51 is added to peta's clock.
[04/15/19 03:10:43] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 135. 0 days, 02:44:49 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 165.
[04/15/19 17:25:09] Sanyi, Joska, DarwickAK, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/19 23:21:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:44:25 is removed from their time toward level 165.
[04/16/19 11:56:17] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:25 towards level 165.
[04/16/19 14:10:40] DarwickAK [531/1333] has come upon Kiinga [1134/1371] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:29:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/16/19 19:10:41] DarwickAK [388/1333] has come upon Kiinga [754/1371] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:35:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/19 10:10:43] Darwick [977/1137] has come upon DarwickAK [500/1333] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 09:07:37 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/17/19 15:10:41] DarwickAK [743/1333] has come upon peta [764/1625] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:00:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/19 18:57:36] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:01 from level 165.
[04/17/19 20:10:42] DarwickAK [45/1333] has come upon IRPGbot [26/1693] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 02:51:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/18/19 02:43:38] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 27 damage. 0 days, 02:44:13 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 165.
[04/18/19 10:22:45] DarwickAK [79/1350] has come upon gyilkos [732/1241] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 35 days, 16:36:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/18/19 16:10:40] GDI [765/1698] has come upon DarwickAK [237/1350] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 04:56:01 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/19/19 02:10:42] DarwickAK [495/1350] has come upon Kiinga [1282/1365] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 03:22:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/19 02:34:40] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 44. 0 days, 02:45:04 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 166.
[04/19/19 07:06:04] DarwickAK [1002/1350] has come upon Darwick [255/1137] and straight stomped them in combat! 90 days, 12:09:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/19 10:26:22] GDI, Qpe, DarwickAK, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/19 12:10:41] GDI [1526/1698] has come upon DarwickAK [1197/1350] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 06:28:04 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/19/19 15:30:00] DarwickAK [233/1350] has come upon Ajvorl [1325/1466] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 06:51:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/19 17:10:43] DarwickAK [796/1350] has come upon Darwick [678/1137] and fucked they ass up! 48 days, 06:54:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/20/19 00:10:38] wilk [0/1] has come upon DarwickAK [1152/1350] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/20/19 02:25:38] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 14:27:22 is removed from their time toward level 166.
[04/20/19 02:25:38] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 235 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:45:53 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 166.
[04/20/19 03:10:41] Kiinga [605/1365] has come upon DarwickAK [419/1350] and rocked it! 2 days, 02:46:21 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[04/20/19 06:41:27] Sanyi, Joska, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/19 21:40:38] Sanyi, gyilkos, and Ajvorl [1947/4229] have team battled wilk, Darwick, and DarwickAK [1702/2650] and won! 1 day, 13:04:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/19 03:08:31] Ajvorl, DarwickAK, Kiinga, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/19 04:10:40] Sanyi [1109/1522] has come upon DarwickAK [1164/1350] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 08:36:50 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/21/19 10:42:57] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/21/19 21:35:42] Kiinga [1368/1623] has come upon DarwickAK [953/1344] and straight stomped them in combat! 52 days, 03:28:12 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[04/21/19 22:27:09] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 298 damage. 0 days, 02:45:25 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 166.
[04/23/19 08:38:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 17 days, 11:58:02 toward level 166.
[04/23/19 16:10:41] kocka [1164/1416] has come upon DarwickAK [911/1344] and rocked it! 42 days, 02:54:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/24/19 19:02:36] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:25:03 towards level 166.
[04/25/19 01:40:40] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 58. 0 days, 02:45:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 166.
[04/25/19 22:26:37] DarwickAK spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! DarwickAK's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/19 01:31:40] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 14:20:07 is removed from their time toward level 166.
[04/27/19 01:22:46] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:24:41 is removed from their time toward level 166.
[04/27/19 15:10:39] kocka [286/1458] has come upon DarwickAK [527/1335] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 09:40:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/27/19 16:11:28] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:28:40 from level 166.
[04/28/19 01:13:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 07:52:37 is removed from their time toward level 166.
[04/29/19 21:15:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 19:59:01 is removed from their time toward level 166.
[04/29/19 22:10:40] DarwickAK [270/1335] has come upon Joska [696/1506] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:45:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/30/19 13:10:42] Kiinga [1220/1630] has come upon DarwickAK [1048/1335] and fucked they ass up! 60 days, 08:30:07 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[04/30/19 15:28:26] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/19 16:56:22] luI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [2943/3874] have team battled wilk, Qpe, and Darwick [821/2984] and won! 0 days, 01:04:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/19 21:12:30] DarwickAK [766/1335] has come upon gyilkos [963/1248] and realized it was a bad decision! 35 days, 22:07:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/01/19 12:03:16] Joska, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/19 12:04:19] kocka [775/1458] has come upon DarwickAK [335/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 61 days, 03:57:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/01/19 15:32:56] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 08:19:26 towards level 167.
[05/01/19 15:36:58] Joska, gyilkos, and wilk [1219/3360] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and Sanyi [725/4148] and won! 0 days, 06:02:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/19 00:10:40] DarwickAK [882/1335] has come upon gyilkos [891/1248] and got flexed on in combat! 29 days, 14:45:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/02/19 09:07:40] Joska, DarwickAK, Kiinga, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/19 21:23:53] kocka, DarwickAK, and GDI [1674/4474] have team battled luI, Qpe, and wilk [2111/3254] and lost! 4 days, 04:01:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/19 22:15:42] Joska [82/1506] has come upon DarwickAK [113/1335] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:07:54 is added to Joska's clock.
[05/02/19 22:25:33] Joska [677/1506] has come upon DarwickAK [1205/1335] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:07:27 is added to Joska's clock.
[05/03/19 01:25:32] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Kiinga [4007/4213] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and luI [4094/4119] and lost! 5 days, 06:06:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/19 07:47:11] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 21:19:40 from level 167.
[05/03/19 14:44:35] luI, GDI, and Joska [4090/4478] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and gyilkos [3758/4105] and won! 1 day, 07:59:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/19 16:10:42] Qpe [336/1267] has come upon DarwickAK [1281/1335] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:14:43 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/04/19 07:10:39] Darwick [252/1147] has come upon DarwickAK [314/1335] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 00:34:16 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/04/19 08:43:05] Qpe, DarwickAK, and peta [2079/3962] have team battled wabbit_, Sanyi, and wilk [2212/3334] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/19 10:45:09] DarwickAK, luI, and Darwick [1427/3773] have team battled peta, GDI, and Qpe [3665/4308] and lost! 1 day, 03:40:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/19 02:04:40] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 16:06:32 towards level 167.
[05/05/19 07:02:18] DarwickAK, Kiinga, peta, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/19 20:12:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 02:22:26 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[05/07/19 05:10:40] DarwickAK [741/1335] has come upon luI [1110/1291] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 16:37:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/07/19 07:00:57] DarwickAK, kocka, and Sanyi [2722/4323] have team battled gyilkos, GDI, and peta [2746/4296] and lost! 3 days, 09:50:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 15:10:42] DarwickAK [189/1335] has come upon Kiinga [307/1620] and realized it was a bad decision! 19 days, 01:22:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/07/19 23:43:53] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 22:48:09 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[05/08/19 07:01:51] Joska, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/19 19:54:24] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 165. 0 days, 02:46:21 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 167.
[05/08/19 21:10:41] DarwickAK [817/1335] has come upon IRPGbot [773/1702] and rocked it! 16 days, 19:37:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/09/19 02:10:41] DarwickAK [147/1335] has come upon peta [672/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 09:53:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/09/19 12:10:40] luI [567/1291] has come upon DarwickAK [747/1335] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:23:16 is added to luI's clock.
[05/11/19 03:08:53] DarwickAK got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:07:12 from level 167.
[05/11/19 03:41:25] Sanyi, Qpe, and Joska [3132/4296] have team battled Darwick, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [3129/4096] and won! 1 day, 03:48:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/19 14:10:43] DarwickAK [70/1335] has come upon gyilkos [265/1253] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 18 days, 20:03:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/19 16:16:08] DarwickAK was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:04:57 from level 167.
[05/11/19 19:27:19] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 24 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:46:12 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 167.
[05/12/19 05:10:42] DarwickAK [1067/1335] has come upon Kiinga [29/1620] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 11:17:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/12/19 19:18:18] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 257. 0 days, 02:46:23 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 167.
[05/13/19 11:57:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 14 days, 14:55:50 toward level 167.
[05/14/19 02:57:56] DarwickAK, peta, luI, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/19 07:10:43] Darwick [1134/1159] has come upon DarwickAK [772/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:27:06 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/14/19 08:35:06] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:47:26 from level 167.
[05/14/19 15:48:03] wilk, Sanyi, and kocka [3698/3762] have team battled Joska, peta, and DarwickAK [472/4208] and won! 0 days, 11:06:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 19:09:38] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:21:27 from level 167.
[05/14/19 22:10:43] DarwickAK [597/1335] has come upon kocka [941/1458] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 15:49:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/15/19 10:18:26] gyilkos, DarwickAK, peta, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/19 10:32:00] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:22:18 towards level 167.
[05/15/19 18:51:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 04:57:23 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[05/15/19 18:51:14] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 9 damage. 0 days, 02:46:23 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 167.
[05/16/19 04:08:05] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:38:07 towards level 167.
[05/16/19 18:42:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 05:42:39 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[05/16/19 19:10:39] DarwickAK [1155/1335] has come upon IRPGbot [1722/1763] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 23:18:41 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/16/19 19:57:44] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:02:13 towards level 167.
[05/17/19 06:05:42] Joska, wilk, DarwickAK, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/19 19:03:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 13:17:27 from level 167.
[05/18/19 01:10:42] DarwickAK [633/1335] has come upon IRPGbot [296/1779] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 04:45:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/18/19 11:10:40] gyilkos [643/1253] has come upon DarwickAK [480/1335] and gave em what was coming! 24 days, 07:27:53 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/19/19 07:10:39] Qpe [47/1270] has come upon DarwickAK [232/1345] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 00:46:38 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/20/19 15:51:06] DarwickAK [1139/1345] has come upon Darwick [1041/1159] and rocked it! 9 days, 02:16:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/20/19 18:06:20] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:42:39 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[05/21/19 09:34:28] Joska [208/1506] has come upon DarwickAK [1300/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 13:00:15 is added to Joska's clock.
[05/21/19 17:57:19] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 182 damage. 0 days, 02:46:22 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 167.
[05/22/19 04:42:53] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick [226/3793] have team battled Joska, peta, and wilk [63/3614] and won! 0 days, 07:19:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/19 07:40:28] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:04:51 from level 167.
[05/22/19 08:58:36] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:22:30 towards level 167.
[05/22/19 20:10:40] Joska [994/1506] has come upon DarwickAK [1204/1345] and got flexed on in combat! 48 days, 06:12:20 is added to Joska's clock.
[05/22/19 20:25:59] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:36 towards level 167.
[05/22/19 21:28:44] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:20:30 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[05/23/19 17:39:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 07:20:41 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[05/23/19 21:19:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:11:28 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[05/25/19 10:15:33] kocka [27/1455] has come upon DarwickAK [342/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 22:37:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/25/19 10:20:54] DarwickAK [534/1345] has come upon gyilkos [1004/1267] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:17:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/26/19 00:12:16] wilk, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/19 06:10:08] Darwick, Joska, and kocka [1822/4142] have team battled DarwickAK, GDI, and wilk [1817/3793] and won! 3 days, 22:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/19 17:12:15] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 48 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:46:50 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 167.
[05/26/19 20:51:50] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/19 06:44:25] DarwickAK [1304/1345] has come upon Joska [456/1506] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:47:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/28/19 07:55:41] DarwickAK [337/1345] has come upon [Sanyi] [448/1563] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 36 days, 03:38:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/28/19 20:34:44] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 63 days, 15:01:44 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[05/29/19 07:10:41] Darwick [698/1181] has come upon DarwickAK [380/1345] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:49:22 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/29/19 17:10:41] luI [1008/1263] has come upon DarwickAK [984/1345] and rocked it! 15 days, 07:21:29 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/29/19 20:25:45] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 23:21:13 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[05/29/19 20:25:45] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 23 damage. 0 days, 02:47:04 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 168.
[05/30/19 20:16:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 26 days, 00:48:48 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[05/30/19 21:45:25] wilk, DarwickAK, peta, and cateye have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/19 21:45:39] cateye [788/1067] has come upon DarwickAK [993/1345] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 00:24:42 is added to cateye's clock.
[05/31/19 09:10:41] DarwickAK [822/1345] has come upon peta [47/1367] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 17:36:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/31/19 14:28:59] DarwickAK, peta, [Sanyi], and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/19 17:16:19] kocka, wilk, and gyilkos [3321/3489] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and GDI [4031/4649] and lost! 0 days, 17:36:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/19 20:07:47] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 204 with their belt. 0 days, 02:47:05 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 168.
[05/31/19 22:00:22] DarwickAK [1338/1345] has come upon [Sanyi] [263/1563] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 01:06:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/01/19 16:18:19] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 07:35:41 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[06/01/19 20:10:41] Joska [1489/1506] has come upon DarwickAK [964/1345] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:57:35 is removed from Joska's clock.
[06/02/19 06:10:39] DarwickAK [70/1345] has come upon luI [602/1263] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 12:52:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/03/19 17:10:39] wilk [39/767] has come upon DarwickAK [1324/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:52:33 is added to wilk's clock.
[06/04/19 13:10:41] Darwick [421/1181] has come upon DarwickAK [412/1345] and fucked they ass up! 50 days, 11:49:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/04/19 16:33:37] Joska, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/19 15:10:43] Joska [777/1520] has come upon DarwickAK [980/1345] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 19 days, 05:36:09 is added to Joska's clock.
[06/06/19 16:58:50] Joska, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [834/4177] have team battled gyilkos, luI, and Darwick [1475/3711] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/19 17:07:00] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:21:09 from level 168.
[06/06/19 19:13:59] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 02:07:04 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[06/07/19 04:48:51] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:24 towards level 168.
[06/07/19 06:10:43] Darwick [89/1181] has come upon DarwickAK [652/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 00:01:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/07/19 14:52:39] DarwickAK, luI, cateye, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/19 21:01:57] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:51 towards level 168.
[06/07/19 21:10:40] Sanyi [777/1605] has come upon DarwickAK [309/1345] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 10:34:54 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/08/19 02:20:29] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:31 towards level 168.
[06/08/19 07:10:40] wilk [443/767] has come upon DarwickAK [1267/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:29:22 is added to wilk's clock.
[06/08/19 11:53:59] luI [738/1263] has come upon DarwickAK [1254/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 19:29:03 is added to luI's clock.
[06/08/19 12:10:43] DarwickAK [1219/1345] has come upon Sanyi [755/1605] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 01:51:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/09/19 22:27:23] DarwickAK [986/1345] has come upon IRPGbot [1352/1785] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 19:38:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/10/19 14:10:40] DarwickAK [1050/1345] has come upon wilk [628/767] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 19:14:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/10/19 16:10:55] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 18:29:41 towards level 169.
[06/10/19 18:38:00] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 16:39:20 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[06/11/19 05:10:40] wilk [157/767] has come upon DarwickAK [401/1345] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 14:29:54 is added to wilk's clock.
[06/11/19 13:56:13] kocka [20/1455] has come upon DarwickAK [410/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 18:19:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/11/19 14:48:32] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 48 days, 14:42:17 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[06/11/19 17:53:25] OMagus [42/115] has come upon DarwickAK [1275/1345] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:16:31 is added to OMagus's clock.
[06/11/19 18:29:03] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 05:08:39 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[06/12/19 10:18:31] GDI [1001/1751] has come upon DarwickAK [1178/1345] and realized it was a bad decision! 38 days, 04:53:15 is added to GDI's clock.
[06/12/19 15:46:33] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:13:21 towards level 169.
[06/12/19 21:20:23] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:59:59 towards level 169.
[06/12/19 21:32:22] DarwickAK [131/1345] has come upon gyilkos [333/1267] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 20:16:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/13/19 14:30:33] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 28 days, 21:20:15 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[06/14/19 08:10:42] peta [204/1386] has come upon DarwickAK [459/1345] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 02:02:41 is added to peta's clock.
[06/15/19 09:10:41] DarwickAK [1045/1345] has come upon gyilkos [255/1267] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 16:41:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/15/19 19:10:40] DarwickAK [106/1345] has come upon wilk [694/806] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:23:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/16/19 05:10:43] luI [514/1269] has come upon DarwickAK [113/1345] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 19:37:19 is removed from luI's clock.
[06/16/19 06:34:20] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:55:29 towards level 169.
[06/17/19 17:35:03] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 22. 0 days, 02:48:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 169.
[06/18/19 02:10:42] DarwickAK [212/1345] has come upon gyilkos [268/1267] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 22:32:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/19/19 05:50:33] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/19 17:17:04] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:54:11 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[06/21/19 00:10:40] Joska [842/1520] has come upon DarwickAK [1106/1345] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 16 days, 19:42:08 is added to Joska's clock.
[06/21/19 00:37:12] peta, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and cateye have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/19 00:42:42] cateye [25/1079] has come upon DarwickAK [845/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 12:19:44 is added to cateye's clock.
[06/21/19 13:18:40] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:42:22 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[06/21/19 15:10:41] DarwickAK [1262/1345] has come upon luI [461/1269] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 17:55:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/21/19 23:58:05] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:28 towards level 169.
[06/22/19 13:09:37] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 138. 0 days, 02:48:58 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 169.
[06/23/19 16:41:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:04:51 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[06/24/19 12:51:42] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 68 with their belt. 0 days, 02:48:44 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 169.
[06/24/19 13:10:42] GDI [565/1741] has come upon DarwickAK [876/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 35 days, 12:49:14 is added to GDI's clock.
[06/24/19 23:10:42] DarwickAK [753/1345] has come upon Joska [962/1520] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 19:08:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/25/19 13:00:44] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:24 towards level 169.
[06/26/19 09:29:52] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], Qpe, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/19 09:30:23] [Sanyi] [1253/1576] has come upon DarwickAK [503/1345] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 19:25:33 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/26/19 16:14:16] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:38:15 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[06/27/19 02:28:49] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:16 from level 169.
[06/27/19 12:24:45] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:58:52 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[06/28/19 03:47:09] DarwickAK [374/1345] has come upon Darwick [51/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 65 days, 06:20:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/28/19 12:15:53] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 112. 0 days, 02:49:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 170.
[06/28/19 16:11:47] DarwickAK [38/1345] has come upon cateye [445/1072] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 09:59:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/29/19 12:06:53] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 35 days, 09:16:47 is removed from their time toward level 170.
[06/29/19 19:20:41] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:30:00 towards level 170.
[06/29/19 23:10:41] cateye [613/1072] has come upon DarwickAK [430/1345] and rocked it! 24 days, 09:19:22 is removed from cateye's clock.
[06/29/19 23:10:41] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 75 shield! cateye picks it up, tossing his old level 55 shield to DarwickAK.
[06/30/19 12:53:12] luI [249/1269] has come upon DarwickAK [1128/1325] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 01:02:52 is added to luI's clock.
[06/30/19 14:13:34] DarwickAK EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:37:52 from level 170.
[06/30/19 23:08:24] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], Qpe, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/19 23:08:33] [Sanyi] [1569/1623] has come upon DarwickAK [262/1325] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:03:53 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/30/19 23:20:21] [Sanyi] [1313/1623] has come upon DarwickAK [236/1325] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:54:53 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/01/19 15:10:39] peta [495/1394] has come upon DarwickAK [845/1325] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 21:50:14 is added to peta's clock.
[07/01/19 15:29:21] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 30 with their belt. 0 days, 02:49:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 170.
[07/01/19 20:10:40] gyilkos [634/1267] has come upon DarwickAK [718/1325] and got flexed on in combat! 21 days, 06:36:20 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/02/19 18:42:50] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:06 towards level 170.
[07/03/19 12:10:39] DarwickAK [759/1325] has come upon [Sanyi] [1303/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 20:27:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/03/19 15:11:27] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 02:08:36 is removed from their time toward level 170.
[07/03/19 21:20:45] DarwickAK [293/1325] has come upon cateye [38/1092] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 10:25:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/03/19 23:52:47] cateye [29/1092] has come upon DarwickAK [452/1325] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 01:01:20 is added to cateye's clock.
[07/04/19 08:10:43] cateye [443/1092] has come upon DarwickAK [1059/1325] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:49:20 is added to cateye's clock.
[07/04/19 13:10:42] [Sanyi] [268/1604] has come upon DarwickAK [146/1325] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 05:01:15 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/04/19 13:42:29] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:29 towards level 170.
[07/04/19 18:39:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 4 days, 21:24:53 toward level 170.
[07/05/19 09:28:34] Sanyi [288/1560] has come upon DarwickAK [901/1325] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:53:24 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[07/05/19 14:53:29] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 11:37:10 is removed from their time toward level 170.
[07/06/19 05:10:42] kocka [1403/1441] has come upon DarwickAK [1047/1325] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 08:17:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/06/19 10:10:41] Darwick [1077/1181] has come upon DarwickAK [105/1325] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 08:58:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/06/19 20:10:40] [Sanyi] [722/1604] has come upon DarwickAK [229/1325] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 14:20:44 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/07/19 10:54:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 10:28:59 is removed from their time toward level 170.
[07/08/19 10:46:04] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 21:15:37 is removed from their time toward level 170.
[07/08/19 21:40:35] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:29:25 towards level 170.
[07/09/19 13:10:43] DarwickAK [258/1325] has come upon gyilkos [438/1294] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 10:09:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/10/19 04:55:35] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/19 19:10:41] DarwickAK [886/1325] has come upon [Sanyi] [1420/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:14:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/12/19 00:54:49] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:58:56 from level 170.
[07/12/19 19:11:17] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:18 towards level 170.
[07/13/19 21:02:39] luI [660/1269] has come upon DarwickAK [366/1332] and rocked it! 42 days, 11:54:49 is removed from luI's clock.
[07/14/19 00:26:45] Joska, DarwickAK, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/19 10:40:31] DarwickAK saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:10:52 from level 170.
[07/14/19 11:43:06] DarwickAK fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:18:04 from level 170.
[07/14/19 19:15:50] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:49 towards level 170.
[07/16/19 05:10:42] DarwickAK [807/1332] has come upon IRPGbot [301/1735] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 13:40:38 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/16/19 09:34:07] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 101. 0 days, 02:49:39 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 170.
[07/16/19 11:47:55] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:48:54 from level 170.
[07/16/19 20:29:10] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:10:29 towards level 170.
[07/17/19 06:10:43] DarwickAK [1095/1332] has come upon luI [558/1269] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:43:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/17/19 09:25:09] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 167 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:49:15 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 170.
[07/18/19 02:10:43] DarwickAK [222/1332] has come upon luI [842/1269] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:41:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/18/19 07:10:43] GDI [712/1729] has come upon DarwickAK [355/1332] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 00:44:48 is removed from GDI's clock.
[07/18/19 10:37:53] DarwickAK, cateye, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/19 06:26:53] peta, Joska, DarwickAK, and cateye have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/19 06:27:02] cateye [988/1119] has come upon DarwickAK [25/1332] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 05:03:47 is removed from cateye's clock.
[07/19/19 17:39:56] DarwickAK, Darwick, and GDI [31/4249] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and kocka [727/4268] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/19 11:59:38] DarwickAK [153/1332] has come upon kocka [1179/1447] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 20:12:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/20/19 12:38:42] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 70 days, 22:03:05 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[07/21/19 07:06:58] gyilkos, DarwickAK, cateye, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/19 18:19:26] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 05:19:37 towards level 171.
[07/22/19 08:40:17] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 2 damage. 0 days, 02:50:12 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 171.
[07/22/19 16:10:42] GDI [1075/1729] has come upon DarwickAK [495/1332] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 00:38:43 is removed from GDI's clock.
[07/22/19 20:06:33] gyilkos [205/1294] has come upon DarwickAK [571/1332] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 22:26:20 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/22/19 21:10:41] DarwickAK [523/1332] has come upon cateye [1072/1119] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 07:35:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/23/19 02:10:41] gyilkos [1115/1294] has come upon DarwickAK [1225/1332] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 00:26:52 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/23/19 12:10:39] DarwickAK [20/1332] has come upon GDI [1508/1729] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 21:13:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/23/19 17:10:42] kocka [577/1454] has come upon DarwickAK [380/1332] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 02:17:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/24/19 23:10:39] DarwickAK [933/1332] has come upon peta [1368/1410] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 02:39:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/25/19 08:13:17] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 02:00:33 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[07/25/19 11:53:45] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 21:58:40 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[07/25/19 21:15:25] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:41:15 towards level 171.
[07/27/19 05:58:52] DarwickAK was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 09:00:18 from level 171.
[07/27/19 07:55:10] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 07:45:08 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[07/27/19 08:51:41] wilk, Sanyi, and peta [1911/3975] have team battled DarwickAK, cateye, and luI [789/3727] and won! 0 days, 19:56:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/19 16:00:10] DarwickAK [1328/1332] has come upon peta [1112/1410] and gave em what was coming! 35 days, 20:57:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/28/19 07:46:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 00:30:33 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[07/29/19 19:11:42] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:04:13 towards level 171.
[07/30/19 07:45:10] wilk, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/19 08:24:44] Qpe [830/1369] has come upon DarwickAK [190/1332] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 13:17:15 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[07/30/19 08:26:23] cateye [362/1119] has come upon DarwickAK [605/1332] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 09:02:56 is added to cateye's clock.
[07/31/19 08:35:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 10 days, 15:29:24 toward level 171.
[07/31/19 19:52:16] peta, Joska, wilk, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/19 01:10:40] DarwickAK [408/1332] has come upon [Sanyi] [1209/1521] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 03:40:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/01/19 06:10:43] wilk [616/1005] has come upon DarwickAK [646/1332] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 09:29:57 is added to wilk's clock.
[08/01/19 10:50:50] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:38:00 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[08/01/19 15:41:04] Joska, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/19 10:41:47] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 8. 0 days, 02:50:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 171.
[08/03/19 06:52:17] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 22:45:16 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[08/03/19 13:10:40] DarwickAK [461/1332] has come upon Sanyi [1273/1560] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 02:00:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/03/19 14:16:42] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], cateye, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/19 04:10:41] DarwickAK [355/1332] has come upon kocka [67/1454] and rocked it! 4 days, 11:44:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/04/19 09:10:43] Joska [270/1458] has come upon DarwickAK [426/1332] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 07:13:24 is added to Joska's clock.
[08/04/19 12:38:00] DarwickAK, Qpe, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/19 12:45:15] Darwick [921/1188] has come upon DarwickAK [888/1332] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 07:49:01 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/05/19 07:25:43] wilk, DarwickAK, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/19 10:15:01] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:55:55 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[08/05/19 20:10:40] GDI [557/1805] has come upon DarwickAK [1208/1332] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 14:38:07 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/05/19 22:03:14] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:47 towards level 171.
[08/06/19 07:55:24] DarwickAK sharpened the edge of his weapon! DarwickAK's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/19 11:10:40] DarwickAK [1111/1374] has come upon Sanyi [441/1560] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:57:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/07/19 00:09:50] GDI [69/1805] has come upon DarwickAK [219/1374] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 22 days, 19:06:40 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/07/19 04:56:09] DarwickAK [840/1374] has come upon Joska [1295/1458] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 01:43:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/07/19 16:26:51] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 20:15:38 towards level 172.
[08/08/19 04:59:02] peta, wilk, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/19 18:10:42] Joska [878/1458] has come upon DarwickAK [774/1374] and rocked it! 2 days, 09:25:18 is removed from Joska's clock.
[08/09/19 00:22:19] peta [993/1446] has come upon DarwickAK [691/1374] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:12 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/09/19 09:39:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 04:21:36 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[08/09/19 14:10:40] DarwickAK [215/1374] has come upon luI [382/1271] and realized it was a bad decision! 20 days, 11:29:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/10/19 05:52:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 41 days, 09:19:05 toward level 172.
[08/10/19 20:10:39] [Sanyi] [1472/1521] has come upon DarwickAK [515/1374] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:09:33 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/11/19 06:10:42] DarwickAK [555/1374] has come upon IRPGbot [668/1735] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 20:44:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/11/19 09:21:10] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 31 days, 00:52:52 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[08/11/19 16:10:41] Darwick [656/1183] has come upon DarwickAK [34/1374] and straight stomped them in combat! 48 days, 13:45:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/11/19 19:04:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 62 days, 10:19:35 from level 172.
[08/11/19 20:30:43] Qpe, gyilkos, and luI [2527/3951] have team battled peta, DarwickAK, and wilk [1364/3858] and won! 1 day, 22:45:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/19 00:16:03] wilk, DarwickAK, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/19 18:15:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 71 days, 14:08:49 toward level 172.
[08/13/19 05:22:39] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 22:08:05 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[08/13/19 13:10:41] Joska [314/1458] has come upon DarwickAK [995/1374] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 46 days, 18:39:33 is added to Joska's clock.
[08/13/19 16:47:47] [Sanyi], Sanyi, and Darwick [1913/4212] have team battled luI, DarwickAK, and peta [4054/4091] and lost! 0 days, 05:36:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/19 08:54:11] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 277 with their belt. 0 days, 02:51:30 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 172.
[08/14/19 09:10:44] DarwickAK [479/1374] has come upon Sanyi [1465/1560] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 17:04:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/14/19 19:10:41] Sanyi [885/1560] has come upon DarwickAK [640/1374] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:02:13 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/15/19 01:41:41] Qpe [1085/1370] has come upon DarwickAK [115/1374] and straight stomped them in combat! 43 days, 18:09:13 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[08/15/19 17:56:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 5 days, 23:34:37 toward level 172.
[08/16/19 11:10:41] DarwickAK [1123/1368] has come upon wilk [262/1038] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:51:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/16/19 17:58:34] DarwickAK [1/1368] has come upon gyilkos [935/1311] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 03:52:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/17/19 02:10:43] DarwickAK [118/1368] has come upon cateye [698/1151] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:42:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/17/19 04:46:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 13:25:44 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[08/17/19 07:10:40] DarwickAK [1074/1368] has come upon GDI [1670/1740] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 22:49:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/18/19 03:10:41] wilk [16/1038] has come upon DarwickAK [858/1368] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 05:47:44 is added to wilk's clock.
[08/18/19 15:00:10] peta [1327/1446] has come upon DarwickAK [341/1377] and straight stomped them in combat! 59 days, 07:06:49 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/18/19 15:00:10] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 103 charm! peta picks it up, tossing his old level 67 charm to DarwickAK.
[08/18/19 18:03:52] DarwickAK [901/1341] has come upon Joska [656/1458] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 15:43:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/19/19 03:17:57] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:11 towards level 172.
[08/19/19 04:28:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:18:04 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[08/20/19 09:09:01] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Joska [2326/4268] have team battled kocka, luI, and Darwick [3645/3923] and lost! 0 days, 21:08:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/19 10:10:40] DarwickAK [380/1341] has come upon Sanyi [1189/1575] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:32:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/20/19 13:58:55] [Sanyi] [1411/1469] has come upon DarwickAK [265/1341] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:15:17 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/20/19 15:10:40] DarwickAK [428/1341] has come upon Sanyi [524/1575] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 20:25:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/21/19 15:49:13] DarwickAK sharpened the edge of his weapon! DarwickAK's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/19 16:10:42] kocka [1164/1464] has come upon DarwickAK [1056/1387] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 13:48:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/22/19 02:51:15] wilk, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/19 10:12:46] DarwickAK died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:55:22 from level 172.
[08/22/19 11:15:03] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:07 towards level 172.
[08/23/19 00:32:02] [Sanyi] [1417/1472] has come upon DarwickAK [1003/1387] and straight stomped them in combat! 66 days, 10:28:25 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/23/19 03:10:41] kocka [924/1464] has come upon DarwickAK [793/1387] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 20:09:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/23/19 03:52:37] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 12 with their belt. 0 days, 02:51:00 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 172.
[08/23/19 11:16:57] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:41 towards level 172.
[08/23/19 18:10:40] cateye [251/1151] has come upon DarwickAK [883/1387] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 13:41:17 is added to cateye's clock.
[08/24/19 07:24:07] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 103. 0 days, 02:51:31 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 172.
[08/24/19 09:23:51] GDI, luI, and DarwickAK [1504/4398] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and Darwick [3637/4074] and lost! 0 days, 15:51:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/19 05:10:43] Sanyi [416/1575] has come upon DarwickAK [1018/1387] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:58:01 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/26/19 01:10:43] Sanyi [427/1575] has come upon DarwickAK [1151/1387] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:31:08 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/26/19 01:32:17] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/19 06:57:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 22:34:07 toward level 172.
[08/26/19 20:12:42] DarwickAK [1038/1387] has come upon Kiinga [604/1620] and straight stomped them in combat! 55 days, 03:24:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/27/19 05:30:34] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 14:22:11 towards level 173.
[08/27/19 12:10:41] Joska [456/1455] has come upon DarwickAK [267/1387] and fucked they ass up! 49 days, 09:46:35 is removed from Joska's clock.
[08/27/19 22:32:34] wilk, kocka, and Kiinga [3667/4122] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and cateye [3701/4010] and lost! 0 days, 13:04:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/19 06:48:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 17:16:48 is removed from their time toward level 173.
[08/29/19 04:10:43] Kiinga [708/1631] has come upon DarwickAK [620/1387] and rocked it! 0 days, 22:16:05 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[08/29/19 06:39:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 22:41:54 is removed from their time toward level 173.
[08/29/19 21:56:47] Joska, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/19 20:06:36] DarwickAK, wilk, and GDI [1537/4169] have team battled cateye, Darwick, and kocka [2770/3803] and lost! 3 days, 14:17:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/19 06:10:42] DarwickAK [467/1387] has come upon Sanyi [196/1575] and fucked they ass up! 27 days, 07:02:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/31/19 16:10:41] peta [1206/1486] has come upon DarwickAK [122/1387] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 03:46:32 is removed from peta's clock.
[09/03/19 02:13:55] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 16:11:24 is removed from their time toward level 173.
[09/03/19 18:02:54] [Sanyi] [777/1472] has come upon DarwickAK [21/1395] and straight stomped them in combat! 68 days, 10:45:27 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/03/19 19:10:43] peta [1311/1486] has come upon DarwickAK [1022/1395] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 14:01:49 is removed from peta's clock.
[09/03/19 19:26:23] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:23 towards level 173.
[09/04/19 02:10:50] DarwickAK, Sanyi, 4R0N, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/19 05:10:39] DarwickAK [598/1395] has come upon [Sanyi] [343/1472] and rocked it! 4 days, 12:56:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/04/19 07:59:37] Sanyi [551/1568] has come upon DarwickAK [925/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 00:25:16 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/04/19 10:10:42] Qpe [1161/1370] has come upon DarwickAK [718/1395] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 10:26:31 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[09/04/19 10:10:42] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 67 charm! Qpe picks it up, tossing his old level 66 charm to DarwickAK.
[09/04/19 19:47:14] 4R0N, wilk, and GDI [3356/4278] have team battled DarwickAK, Joska, and [Sanyi] [787/4321] and won! 2 days, 05:20:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/19 20:10:41] 4R0N [66/1312] has come upon DarwickAK [270/1394] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 14:37:59 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/05/19 16:10:44] DarwickAK [1073/1394] has come upon Sanyi [1196/1568] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 04:51:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/05/19 17:36:41] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:46 towards level 173.
[09/06/19 12:10:42] DarwickAK [1102/1394] has come upon Joska [330/1455] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:00:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/07/19 03:10:43] DarwickAK [492/1394] has come upon wilk [570/1222] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:46:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/07/19 05:18:30] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:23:31 is removed from their time toward level 173.
[09/07/19 13:10:41] DarwickAK [103/1394] has come upon GDI [1382/1744] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:46:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/07/19 18:10:42] Joska [948/1455] has come upon DarwickAK [257/1394] and straight stomped them in combat! 56 days, 11:33:44 is removed from Joska's clock.
[09/07/19 23:10:40] DarwickAK [439/1394] has come upon Qpe [192/1386] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 10:14:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/08/19 01:29:03] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:35:36 is removed from their time toward level 173.
[09/08/19 21:06:49] Kiinga, DarwickAK, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/19 22:16:08] DarwickAK [679/1394] has come upon gyilkos [865/1311] and got flexed on in combat! 39 days, 03:55:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/09/19 20:10:41] DarwickAK [42/1394] has come upon 4R0N [1285/1312] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 04:28:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/10/19 01:11:04] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 15 days, 22:02:58 is removed from their time toward level 174.
[09/10/19 12:35:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 31 days, 15:39:29 from level 174.
[09/10/19 16:07:55] DarwickAK [149/1394] has come upon GDI [1316/1744] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 58 days, 04:55:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/10/19 16:10:42] DarwickAK [1126/1394] has come upon kocka [1438/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 72 days, 04:10:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/11/19 00:13:46] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 44 days, 16:58:51 towards level 174.
[09/11/19 15:11:32] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/19 15:17:27] GDI [1118/1744] has come upon DarwickAK [1008/1394] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:43:34 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/12/19 04:31:16] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 14:08:51 towards level 174.
[09/12/19 13:10:43] Darwick [212/1174] has come upon DarwickAK [878/1394] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 22:02:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/12/19 14:21:39] peta, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/19 16:03:08] DarwickAK, luI, and kocka [2665/4126] have team battled Sanyi, Qpe, and peta [1944/4479] and won! 5 days, 14:55:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/19 00:59:37] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 15:11:13 towards level 174.
[09/13/19 09:10:41] Sanyi [592/1568] has come upon DarwickAK [938/1394] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:00:11 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/13/19 11:52:44] gyilkos, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/19 19:10:43] Darwick [890/1174] has come upon DarwickAK [1184/1394] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 17:15:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/13/19 22:16:55] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:34:05 towards level 174.
[09/15/19 04:06:42] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 37 days, 01:11:07 is removed from their time toward level 174.
[09/16/19 01:21:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 31 days, 02:23:05 toward level 174.
[09/16/19 05:20:48] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:23:30 from level 174.
[09/16/19 07:42:09] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Darwick, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/19 18:52:20] 4R0N [323/1312] has come upon DarwickAK [595/1406] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 20 days, 22:10:04 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/17/19 18:10:43] DarwickAK [5/1406] has come upon Kiinga [548/1631] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 17:01:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/17/19 19:25:05] DarwickAK [107/1406] has come upon peta [779/1525] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 14:39:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/17/19 23:10:40] DarwickAK [474/1406] has come upon Qpe [1194/1386] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 01:39:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/17/19 23:59:16] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 22:58:18 is removed from their time toward level 174.
[09/18/19 04:10:41] DarwickAK [798/1406] has come upon cateye [74/1151] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 18:32:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/19/19 11:36:36] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:12:41 towards level 174.
[09/19/19 12:03:50] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:41:25 towards level 174.
[09/20/19 01:10:39] DarwickAK [569/1406] has come upon Sanyi [391/1585] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 04:41:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/20/19 06:10:41] [Sanyi] [1234/1472] has come upon DarwickAK [389/1406] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:01:52 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/21/19 21:16:32] DarwickAK [331/1406] has come upon cateye [265/1151] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 02:38:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/21/19 22:10:40] DarwickAK [369/1406] has come upon luI [984/1268] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:24:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/22/19 03:03:53] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 12. 0 days, 02:53:11 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 174.
[09/22/19 03:39:10] Kiinga, luI, and [Sanyi] [2760/4371] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and Qpe [1344/3973] and won! 2 days, 19:42:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/19 20:12:07] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Qpe, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/19 23:10:40] DarwickAK [654/1406] has come upon Joska [521/1467] and rocked it! 3 days, 10:43:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/22/19 23:14:28] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 13:40:47 is removed from their time toward level 174.
[09/23/19 04:10:40] DarwickAK [1343/1406] has come upon luI [1102/1268] and rocked it! 0 days, 20:45:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/24/19 00:32:54] gyilkos, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and cateye have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/19 23:22:39] DarwickAK [1372/1406] has come upon Qpe [1141/1386] and rocked it! 47 days, 14:42:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/25/19 02:37:04] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 37 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:54:10 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 175.
[09/25/19 06:10:41] DarwickAK [1083/1406] has come upon gyilkos [935/1350] and gave em what was coming! 50 days, 01:19:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/25/19 06:27:35] gyilkos [1044/1350] has come upon DarwickAK [454/1406] and straight stomped them in combat! 70 days, 14:21:26 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/25/19 21:10:43] Qpe [1198/1386] has come upon DarwickAK [1331/1406] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 09:01:14 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/26/19 02:10:40] DarwickAK [25/1406] has come upon Darwick [584/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 17:23:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/26/19 23:32:23] 4R0N [497/1312] has come upon DarwickAK [802/1406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 03:25:35 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/27/19 06:33:59] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:08:40 towards level 175.
[09/27/19 10:43:37] DarwickAK [694/1406] has come upon Kiinga [728/1631] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 14 days, 09:01:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/27/19 22:29:35] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 10:36:00 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[09/27/19 23:10:41] kocka [421/1464] has come upon DarwickAK [1167/1406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 23:45:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/28/19 17:22:01] DarwickAK, cateye, Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/19 02:01:01] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 18:48:13 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[09/29/19 08:46:19] DarwickAK [214/1406] has come upon Sanyi [16/1585] and gave em what was coming! 19 days, 00:29:38 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/19 10:34:26] wilk [924/1236] has come upon DarwickAK [877/1406] and rocked it! 1 day, 11:10:26 is removed from wilk's clock.
[09/30/19 22:02:37] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 05:59:26 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[10/01/19 01:43:09] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 02:25:19 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[10/02/19 05:06:58] Qpe [20/1386] has come upon DarwickAK [1169/1406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 04:50:10 is added to Qpe's clock.
[10/04/19 01:16:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 10:49:45 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[10/04/19 05:10:43] DarwickAK [658/1406] has come upon Sanyi [948/1585] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 05:08:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/04/19 15:10:43] luI [811/1302] has come upon DarwickAK [718/1406] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 17:32:15 is removed from luI's clock.
[10/04/19 20:10:43] Darwick [951/1188] has come upon DarwickAK [75/1406] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 03:51:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/04/19 21:41:12] DarwickAK [307/1406] has come upon kocka [828/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:00:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/05/19 03:42:17] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:03 towards level 175.
[10/05/19 21:10:40] DarwickAK [771/1406] has come upon peta [1013/1525] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 04:02:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/06/19 09:45:52] Joska, DarwickAK, cateye, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/19 13:20:53] Kiinga [300/1485] has come upon DarwickAK [1211/1406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 02:59:59 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[10/07/19 17:35:21] Sanyi [1230/1585] has come upon DarwickAK [1397/1406] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 10:32:07 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/07/19 22:46:17] Darwick [325/1188] has come upon DarwickAK [242/1406] and rocked it! 7 days, 21:17:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/07/19 23:10:41] DarwickAK [39/1406] has come upon kocka [396/1471] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:45:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/08/19 14:10:42] DarwickAK [519/1406] has come upon GDI [375/1750] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 02:41:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/10/19 01:10:41] DarwickAK [1097/1406] has come upon gyilkos [1431/1526] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:24:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/10/19 20:32:59] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 13:13:23 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[10/11/19 02:10:43] Qpe [643/1387] has come upon DarwickAK [1121/1406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:40:25 is added to Qpe's clock.
[10/11/19 03:09:52] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:33 towards level 175.
[10/11/19 20:54:59] DarwickAK got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:06 from level 175.
[10/11/19 21:39:24] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:04 towards level 175.
[10/11/19 22:53:55] Darwick [148/1188] has come upon DarwickAK [489/1406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:27:06 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/12/19 11:17:53] DarwickAK [872/1406] has come upon gyilkos [162/1526] and straight stomped them in combat! 71 days, 00:40:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/12/19 11:17:53] In the fierce battle, gyilkos dropped his level 73 helm! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 64 helm to gyilkos.
[10/12/19 23:10:40] DarwickAK [427/1415] has come upon GDI [474/1491] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 23 days, 09:57:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/12/19 23:48:30] Kiinga, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/19 23:55:29] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 09:52:30 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[10/13/19 20:06:00] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 19:38:55 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[10/13/19 23:46:34] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 245 with their belt. 0 days, 02:55:50 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 176.
[10/14/19 02:33:10] 4R0N, GDI, and kocka [4136/4315] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and Darwick [2756/3895] and won! 0 days, 11:00:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/19 06:36:43] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:20:03 towards level 176.
[10/15/19 16:10:39] gyilkos [916/1571] has come upon DarwickAK [762/1415] and fucked they ass up! 50 days, 03:44:14 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[10/15/19 19:48:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 26 days, 21:05:08 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[10/15/19 21:10:41] [Sanyi] [426/1424] has come upon DarwickAK [1120/1415] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 04:52:57 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/15/19 21:35:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 4 days, 15:31:37 toward level 176.
[10/16/19 12:10:40] DarwickAK [442/1415] has come upon wilk [173/1236] and rocked it! 3 days, 13:38:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/16/19 18:02:14] Kiinga, cateye, and kocka [2683/4133] have team battled wilk, Darwick, and DarwickAK [1393/3839] and won! 10 days, 01:25:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/19 05:41:55] 4R0N [492/1353] has come upon DarwickAK [81/1415] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 08:21:27 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[10/17/19 23:10:35] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 22:36:40 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[10/17/19 23:10:39] DarwickAK [53/1415] has come upon wilk [277/1236] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 22:41:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/18/19 15:33:29] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:00 towards level 176.
[10/19/19 00:10:03] DarwickAK, Qpe, Sanyi, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/19 22:38:34] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:36 towards level 176.
[10/20/19 02:24:00] Joska, DarwickAK, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/19 04:33:46] DarwickAK [268/1415] has come upon Joska [836/1742] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:09:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/20/19 05:49:00] DarwickAK [66/1415] has come upon Joska [320/1742] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 09:21:55 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/21/19 01:50:29] DarwickAK got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:42:45 from level 176.
[10/21/19 22:10:42] Joska [1119/1742] has come upon DarwickAK [140/1415] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:03:54 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/22/19 22:06:36] gyilkos, DarwickAK, kocka, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/19 07:48:50] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:56 towards level 176.
[10/23/19 14:10:41] cateye [1018/1177] has come upon DarwickAK [1084/1415] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 13:07:10 is added to cateye's clock.
[10/24/19 01:10:35] cateye, Joska, and DarwickAK [681/4334] have team battled Qpe, kocka, and Darwick [1745/4000] and lost! 0 days, 03:10:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/19 07:26:02] DarwickAK [654/1415] has come upon wilk [1198/1243] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:35:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/26/19 15:31:23] DarwickAK [471/1415] has come upon Qpe [765/1367] and realized it was a bad decision! 28 days, 06:01:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/26/19 18:03:56] DarwickAK [1277/1415] has come upon luI [258/1292] and straight stomped them in combat! 56 days, 08:30:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/27/19 07:10:41] wilk [1209/1243] has come upon DarwickAK [1096/1415] and fucked they ass up! 18 days, 01:17:46 is removed from wilk's clock.
[10/28/19 17:50:35] DarwickAK, cateye, GDI, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/19 18:10:42] DarwickAK [888/1415] has come upon wilk [514/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 06:59:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/29/19 00:51:58] DarwickAK set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:06:12 from level 177.
[10/29/19 12:06:40] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:32:28 towards level 177.
[10/31/19 16:10:39] DarwickAK [271/1415] has come upon gyilkos [1316/1571] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 14:32:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/31/19 17:52:45] [Sanyi], Qpe, and peta [2851/4308] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and kocka [280/4373] and won! 0 days, 00:47:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/19 02:10:39] DarwickAK [909/1415] has come upon Qpe [981/1379] and realized it was a bad decision! 17 days, 10:39:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/01/19 13:38:57] DarwickAK, cateye, Qpe, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/19 08:10:40] DarwickAK [1285/1415] has come upon kocka [1040/1471] and rocked it! 38 days, 05:34:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/02/19 11:31:17] DarwickAK [616/1415] has come upon gyilkos [593/1590] and rocked it! 22 days, 05:42:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/03/19 02:12:29] gyilkos, GDI, and peta [3168/4606] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Qpe [3433/4370] and lost! 0 days, 09:27:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/19 04:10:39] DarwickAK [1104/1415] has come upon Qpe [503/1379] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 06:46:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/03/19 04:10:39] DarwickAK has dealt Qpe a Critical Strike! 2 days, 19:36:31 is added to Qpe's clock.
[11/04/19 04:06:53] DarwickAK, Sanyi, and GDI [130/4482] have team battled 4R0N, gyilkos, and Darwick [1303/4150] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/19 15:48:22] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 37 damage. 0 days, 02:56:49 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 177.
[11/04/19 19:28:49] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 376 with their belt. 0 days, 02:56:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 177.
[11/05/19 19:47:14] luI [1222/1290] has come upon DarwickAK [267/1415] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 17:49:12 is removed from luI's clock.
[11/06/19 19:10:56] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:03:36 is removed from their time toward level 177.
[11/07/19 04:25:50] DarwickAK EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:31:07 from level 177.
[11/07/19 23:10:42] DarwickAK [741/1415] has come upon wilk [730/1252] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 05:24:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/07/19 23:26:26] DarwickAK [1010/1415] has come upon gyilkos [1449/1590] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 03:35:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/08/19 09:31:53] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:08:40 towards level 177.
[11/10/19 11:10:39] DarwickAK [1080/1415] has come upon GDI [782/1492] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 00:35:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/11/19 09:28:57] kocka [131/1478] has come upon DarwickAK [371/1415] and realized it was a bad decision! 40 days, 19:05:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/12/19 02:12:05] Sanyi [1138/1576] has come upon DarwickAK [168/1415] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 21:31:39 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/12/19 18:16:58] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:55:08 is removed from their time toward level 177.
[11/13/19 05:43:14] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:33:42 from level 177.
[11/13/19 14:10:41] DarwickAK [519/1415] has come upon Darwick [1086/1162] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:13:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/13/19 21:18:33] [Sanyi] [622/1414] has come upon DarwickAK [617/1415] and fucked they ass up! 72 days, 05:45:40 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/14/19 05:54:23] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:25 towards level 177.
[11/14/19 10:10:42] 4R0N [520/1414] has come upon DarwickAK [732/1415] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:48:42 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[11/16/19 12:10:43] kocka [626/1478] has come upon DarwickAK [477/1415] and rocked it! 71 days, 14:46:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/16/19 12:10:43] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 138 amulet! kocka picks it up, tossing his old level 116 amulet to DarwickAK.
[11/16/19 21:17:11] wilk, DarwickAK, cateye, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/19 00:04:36] DarwickAK [1272/1393] has come upon peta [1509/1535] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:37:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/17/19 09:04:41] DarwickAK [1052/1393] has come upon luI [349/1301] and straight stomped them in combat! 50 days, 03:42:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/17/19 23:10:41] DarwickAK [1297/1393] has come upon luI [1294/1301] and fucked they ass up! 34 days, 22:22:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/18/19 02:21:45] DarwickAK, kocka, Sanyi, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/19 04:00:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 34 days, 17:58:25 toward level 178.
[11/18/19 07:29:57] Sanyi [1465/1576] has come upon DarwickAK [169/1393] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 06:47:26 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/18/19 07:30:38] Sanyi [629/1576] has come upon DarwickAK [976/1393] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:42:12 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/18/19 13:09:10] DarwickAK ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:59:56 from level 178.
[11/19/19 00:19:02] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], cateye, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/19 01:35:37] Qpe, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [3392/4337] have team battled cateye, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [1138/4188] and won! 0 days, 12:59:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/19 08:08:56] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:42:10 towards level 178.
[11/20/19 11:10:41] wilk [634/1259] has come upon DarwickAK [1170/1393] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 18:57:22 is added to wilk's clock.
[11/22/19 13:06:42] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 15:37:52 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[11/23/19 09:10:41] DarwickAK [4/1402] has come upon luI [634/1301] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:52:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/23/19 16:38:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 17:22:04 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[11/23/19 19:10:41] DarwickAK [1199/1402] has come upon GDI [638/1492] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 19:04:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/24/19 00:10:40] peta [1067/1511] has come upon DarwickAK [1094/1402] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 06:00:43 is added to peta's clock.
[11/24/19 03:53:47] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], cateye, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/19 12:48:50] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 156. 0 days, 02:57:26 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 178.
[11/25/19 08:28:00] kocka [124/1500] has come upon DarwickAK [1101/1402] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:03:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/25/19 23:17:51] Darwick, GDI, and DarwickAK [2210/4056] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and cateye [294/4313] and won! 1 day, 00:54:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/19 00:55:40] DarwickAK, cateye, Qpe, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/19 01:18:53] cateye [1024/1219] has come upon DarwickAK [128/1402] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 18:01:21 is removed from cateye's clock.
[11/26/19 05:41:41] cateye [316/1219] has come upon DarwickAK [410/1402] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 22:11:40 is added to cateye's clock.
[11/26/19 22:10:40] DarwickAK [776/1402] has come upon cateye [258/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:24:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/27/19 08:10:41] DarwickAK [493/1402] has come upon gyilkos [1147/1583] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:12:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/27/19 16:02:22] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:08:07 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[11/29/19 09:56:11] wilk, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/19 21:20:02] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:28 towards level 178.
[12/01/19 05:57:00] DarwickAK was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:49 from level 178.
[12/01/19 08:36:41] DarwickAK [422/1402] has come upon IRPGbot [349/1760] and rocked it! 33 days, 15:16:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/01/19 15:26:28] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 51 damage. 0 days, 02:58:48 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 179.
[12/02/19 03:10:43] DarwickAK [952/1402] has come upon gyilkos [1415/1583] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 11:22:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/02/19 12:19:56] DarwickAK sharpened the edge of his weapon! DarwickAK's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/19 23:10:41] [Sanyi] [1097/1435] has come upon DarwickAK [772/1452] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 14:24:55 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/03/19 01:09:34] gyilkos, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/19 02:02:36] [Sanyi] [1108/1435] has come upon DarwickAK [596/1452] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 21:05:35 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/03/19 04:10:39] DarwickAK [752/1452] has come upon wilk [676/1262] and rocked it! 19 days, 22:54:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/03/19 13:04:02] Kiinga [1236/1504] has come upon DarwickAK [1130/1452] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 15:37:46 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[12/04/19 11:19:07] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 121. 0 days, 02:58:43 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 179.
[12/04/19 15:10:40] Qpe [264/1417] has come upon DarwickAK [574/1452] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 03:38:56 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/04/19 22:39:50] peta, DarwickAK, cateye, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/19 11:10:05] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 2 damage. 0 days, 02:58:29 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 179.
[12/05/19 14:50:33] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 33 days, 18:51:23 is removed from their time toward level 179.
[12/06/19 05:30:17] Sanyi [444/1582] has come upon DarwickAK [675/1452] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 43 days, 13:05:30 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/06/19 22:10:41] GDI [696/1481] has come upon DarwickAK [1046/1452] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 18:43:37 is added to GDI's clock.
[12/09/19 09:02:05] DarwickAK set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:30:30 from level 179.
[12/09/19 15:10:42] Kiinga [1086/1504] has come upon DarwickAK [726/1452] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 18:33:24 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[12/10/19 16:10:41] DarwickAK [660/1452] has come upon wilk [549/1262] and rocked it! 6 days, 10:44:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/10/19 16:10:41] DarwickAK has dealt wilk a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:23:20 is added to wilk's clock.
[12/11/19 03:57:18] gyilkos, DarwickAK, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/19 10:16:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 21:26:09 is removed from their time toward level 179.
[12/11/19 13:49:58] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:27:30 towards level 179.
[12/12/19 08:10:43] cateye [230/1219] has come upon DarwickAK [1007/1463] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:56:52 is added to cateye's clock.
[12/12/19 18:30:23] GDI [32/1481] has come upon DarwickAK [611/1463] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 49 days, 05:45:08 is added to GDI's clock.
[12/12/19 20:12:44] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:35:12 towards level 179.
[12/13/19 09:58:06] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 27. 0 days, 02:58:07 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 179.
[12/13/19 13:38:37] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 00:11:22 is removed from their time toward level 179.
[12/14/19 04:04:57] Sanyi, wilk, and cateye [1752/4063] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and peta [2738/4482] and lost! 0 days, 17:28:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/19 05:12:42] luI, wilk, and kocka [1272/4055] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and GDI [3762/4526] and lost! 0 days, 11:38:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/19 15:10:42] DarwickAK [561/1463] has come upon peta [674/1515] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 21:54:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/15/19 04:40:16] wilk, DarwickAK, kocka, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/19 11:10:41] peta [1184/1515] has come upon DarwickAK [678/1463] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 12:35:36 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/15/19 13:20:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:30:26 is removed from their time toward level 179.
[12/15/19 16:16:33] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:11 towards level 179.
[12/16/19 02:08:38] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:14 towards level 179.
[12/16/19 13:11:39] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 12:16:06 is removed from their time toward level 179.
[12/16/19 17:10:43] gyilkos [1402/1592] has come upon DarwickAK [295/1463] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 10:09:27 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/17/19 01:35:04] DarwickAK, cateye, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/19 06:41:00] DarwickAK [1099/1478] has come upon cateye [1144/1219] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 16 days, 22:02:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/17/19 13:02:40] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 13 days, 05:57:29 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[12/17/19 18:10:39] DarwickAK [262/1478] has come upon IRPGbot [937/1770] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 13:55:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/18/19 03:50:15] [Sanyi] [1398/1443] has come upon DarwickAK [1032/1478] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 13:25:15 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/18/19 19:10:39] Qpe [656/1417] has come upon DarwickAK [211/1478] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:52:36 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[12/19/19 01:35:27] DarwickAK, Sanyi, and kocka [1308/4560] have team battled cateye, luI, and Darwick [1515/3729] and lost! 3 days, 04:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/19 08:57:37] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/19 09:04:11] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 22:13:01 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[12/19/19 09:04:11] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 47. 0 days, 02:59:28 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 180.
[12/19/19 15:10:43] DarwickAK [1416/1478] has come upon IRPGbot [987/1770] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 22:35:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/20/19 01:10:41] DarwickAK [1098/1478] has come upon Darwick [258/1189] and straight stomped them in combat! 47 days, 21:06:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/20/19 11:39:38] DarwickAK [792/1478] has come upon peta [1313/1481] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 20:48:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/21/19 08:46:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 01:57:25 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[12/21/19 21:26:22] DarwickAK [1443/1478] has come upon kocka [631/1500] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 20:18:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/22/19 08:10:42] wilk [200/1265] has come upon DarwickAK [984/1478] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:54:26 is added to wilk's clock.
[12/23/19 05:33:07] peta, DarwickAK, Qpe, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/19 08:26:33] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:39:55 towards level 180.
[12/23/19 08:28:08] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 01:52:41 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[12/23/19 08:28:08] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 17. 0 days, 02:59:03 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 180.
[12/24/19 13:49:24] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Kiinga [413/4574] have team battled [Sanyi], kocka, and cateye [1435/4162] and lost! 0 days, 05:30:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/19 15:10:41] DarwickAK [368/1478] has come upon IRPGbot [1635/1770] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 18:06:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/24/19 16:37:34] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:04:46 from level 180.
[12/24/19 20:10:42] DarwickAK [1399/1478] has come upon Kiinga [1213/1504] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 03:18:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/25/19 17:34:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 22:41:46 from level 180.
[12/28/19 10:05:54] Sanyi, DarwickAK, luI, and cateye have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/19 11:04:48] DarwickAK [226/1478] has come upon Qpe [1085/1447] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 13:28:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/29/19 14:36:45] DarwickAK [782/1478] has come upon IRPGbot [1363/1770] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:04:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/30/19 00:19:41] wilk [363/1265] has come upon DarwickAK [220/1478] and rocked it! 24 days, 08:19:23 is removed from wilk's clock.
[12/31/19 01:19:40] Qpe [1188/1447] has come upon DarwickAK [692/1478] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 23:28:17 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[12/31/19 09:39:39] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Sanyi [1127/4474] have team battled kocka, peta, and Joska [3972/4710] and lost! 1 day, 18:01:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/20 01:56:39] DarwickAK [1197/1478] has come upon [Sanyi] [870/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 11:58:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/01/20 07:19:43] DarwickAK [516/1478] has come upon gyilkos [1545/1592] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:06:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/01/20 23:03:45] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 23:00:21 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[01/02/20 03:48:33] Qpe, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/20 22:54:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:15:40 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[01/03/20 21:51:01] Darwick, DarwickAK, Joska, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/20 15:47:20] DarwickAK [107/1478] has come upon wilk [40/1265] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 13:55:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/04/20 23:51:26] Sanyi, peta, and gyilkos [3893/4629] have team battled luI, cateye, and DarwickAK [1684/4026] and won! 0 days, 02:14:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/20 06:19:43] DarwickAK [690/1478] has come upon peta [1315/1455] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:53:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/05/20 22:28:30] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:45:55 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[01/07/20 10:07:50] cateye, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/20 22:10:48] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:02:13 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[01/07/20 22:45:31] DarwickAK [1460/1478] has come upon wilk [635/1265] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 05:29:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/08/20 04:19:44] Sanyi [1404/1582] has come upon DarwickAK [1117/1478] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 17:29:10 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/08/20 05:43:00] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:11:43 towards level 181.
[01/08/20 14:32:02] luI [1258/1329] has come upon DarwickAK [121/1478] and straight stomped them in combat! 51 days, 09:09:53 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/08/20 21:28:45] DarwickAK misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:50:51 from level 181.
[01/09/20 00:19:44] 4R0N [1089/1363] has come upon DarwickAK [1166/1478] and got flexed on in combat! 14 days, 17:02:43 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/10/20 06:19:43] DarwickAK [357/1478] has come upon gyilkos [526/1593] and realized it was a bad decision! 36 days, 05:13:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/10/20 11:19:41] Sanyi [1191/1582] has come upon DarwickAK [233/1478] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 00:17:07 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/10/20 11:19:41] Sanyi has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 32 days, 13:24:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/11/20 04:25:31] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 21 days, 06:32:32 towards level 181.
[01/11/20 17:54:31] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 104. 0 days, 03:00:00 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 181.
[01/12/20 07:42:47] DarwickAK bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 07:56:29 from level 181.
[01/12/20 08:16:30] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 06:17:53 from level 181.
[01/12/20 08:19:42] gyilkos [103/1593] has come upon DarwickAK [1037/1478] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 00:48:46 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/12/20 15:41:22] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 14:14:13 towards level 181.
[01/13/20 18:57:32] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and luI [4152/4363] have team battled peta, gyilkos, and Joska [4425/4798] and lost! 2 days, 22:02:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/20 19:19:41] DarwickAK [153/1478] has come upon [Sanyi] [639/1450] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 50 days, 19:57:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/13/20 21:17:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 104 days, 04:06:44 is removed from their time toward level 181.
[01/14/20 21:08:33] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 46 days, 03:53:59 is removed from their time toward level 181.
[01/15/20 17:07:28] DarwickAK [703/1478] has come upon Qpe [885/1447] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 18 days, 08:16:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/15/20 17:19:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 38 days, 11:32:36 is removed from their time toward level 181.
[01/15/20 20:59:38] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 140 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:00:17 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 181.
[01/15/20 21:47:04] DarwickAK [1268/1478] has come upon [Sanyi] [1116/1450] and gave em what was coming! 35 days, 22:52:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/16/20 05:44:17] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [1366/4664] have team battled Qpe, 4R0N, and Kiinga [144/4374] and won! 0 days, 09:23:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/20 12:19:39] kocka [977/1513] has come upon DarwickAK [789/1478] and gave em what was coming! 20 days, 10:29:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/16/20 17:10:11] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 32. 0 days, 03:00:47 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 181.
[01/16/20 17:19:41] DarwickAK [1242/1478] has come upon [Sanyi] [1129/1450] and fucked they ass up! 19 days, 16:53:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/16/20 20:50:47] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 135. 0 days, 03:00:26 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 181.
[01/16/20 23:09:31] cateye [1112/1219] has come upon DarwickAK [1246/1478] and got flexed on in combat! 17 days, 01:05:29 is added to cateye's clock.
[01/17/20 02:21:34] DarwickAK [1006/1478] has come upon Qpe [752/1447] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 16:42:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/17/20 08:27:12] DarwickAK ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:21:08 from level 181.
[01/17/20 15:22:16] GDI [881/1481] has come upon DarwickAK [1213/1478] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 16:10:19 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/17/20 15:22:16] GDI [1441/1481] has come upon DarwickAK [1011/1478] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 06:23:14 is removed from GDI's clock.
[01/18/20 03:12:58] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:18:57 towards level 181.
[01/18/20 17:29:19] gyilkos, Darwick, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/20 20:33:06] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:13:45 is removed from their time toward level 181.
[01/19/20 05:19:40] DarwickAK [613/1478] has come upon Qpe [302/1447] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 01:13:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/19/20 05:19:40] In the fierce battle, Qpe dropped his level 99 set of leggings! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 75 set of leggings to Qpe.
[01/19/20 11:33:19] 4R0N, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/20 16:43:40] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:59:29 is removed from their time toward level 181.
[01/19/20 16:47:17] wilk, luI, and Sanyi [2972/4328] have team battled peta, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [306/4558] and won! 0 days, 12:38:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/20 20:24:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 23:52:08 is removed from their time toward level 181.
[01/20/20 00:34:59] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:17 towards level 181.
[01/20/20 16:34:45] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:33:27 is removed from their time toward level 181.
[01/21/20 16:58:55] DarwickAK [416/1502] has come upon wilk [508/1265] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 09:45:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/21/20 22:11:21] DarwickAK [1309/1502] has come upon 4R0N [385/1408] and straight stomped them in combat! 46 days, 14:13:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/22/20 03:19:39] 4R0N [969/1400] has come upon DarwickAK [470/1510] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:20:51 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/23/20 06:01:24] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 08:30:04 towards level 182.
[01/23/20 08:29:57] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, Joska, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/20 16:08:02] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 20:26:59 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[01/25/20 06:19:39] Sanyi [36/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [712/1510] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 07:41:07 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/26/20 12:05:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 39 days, 02:16:01 toward level 182.
[01/27/20 07:44:12] kocka [580/1558] has come upon DarwickAK [669/1510] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 01:35:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/27/20 11:54:44] DarwickAK [1237/1510] has come upon Kiinga [389/1519] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 01:01:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/20 13:19:43] luI [679/1477] has come upon DarwickAK [299/1510] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:03:47 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/27/20 15:32:48] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:41:02 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[01/27/20 19:13:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 19:43:43 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[01/29/20 00:19:42] gyilkos [1047/1593] has come upon DarwickAK [628/1510] and straight stomped them in combat! 48 days, 04:45:20 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/29/20 11:55:38] cateye, DarwickAK, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/20 11:59:43] DarwickAK [1126/1510] has come upon cateye [611/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 11:23:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/29/20 15:14:58] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 190 with their belt. 0 days, 03:01:01 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 182.
[01/29/20 15:19:44] wilk [173/1265] has come upon DarwickAK [26/1510] and rocked it! 4 days, 19:18:35 is removed from wilk's clock.
[01/29/20 19:36:51] Kiinga [1210/1519] has come upon DarwickAK [1029/1510] and gave em what was coming! 43 days, 02:11:00 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[01/30/20 04:15:08] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:52 towards level 182.
[01/30/20 06:54:48] gyilkos, DarwickAK, luI, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/20 18:46:39] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 09:27:57 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[01/31/20 02:19:41] DarwickAK [1026/1510] has come upon Qpe [99/1425] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:59:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/31/20 03:12:53] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:41:06 from level 182.
[01/31/20 12:13:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 22:59:45 toward level 182.
[01/31/20 14:57:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:43:59 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[01/31/20 16:14:59] Qpe, DarwickAK, and luI [960/4412] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and 4R0N [761/4182] and won! 0 days, 05:16:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/20 22:19:42] DarwickAK [966/1510] has come upon Sanyi [1568/1586] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:53:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/01/20 04:27:59] GDI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [1223/4545] have team battled Sanyi, 4R0N, and Qpe [3542/4416] and lost! 0 days, 02:33:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/20 19:46:08] DarwickAK [939/1510] has come upon Darwick [257/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 75 days, 18:14:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/02/20 09:19:41] DarwickAK [1375/1520] has come upon Joska [197/1742] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 05:14:38 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/02/20 23:09:09] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:50:59 towards level 183.
[02/03/20 13:53:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 33 days, 07:08:20 toward level 183.
[02/03/20 14:30:41] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 20:01:30 is removed from their time toward level 183.
[02/04/20 17:48:32] Joska [294/1742] has come upon DarwickAK [972/1520] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:22:06 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/04/20 18:02:22] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 16:07:49 is removed from their time toward level 183.
[02/05/20 12:19:43] DarwickAK [14/1520] has come upon IRPGbot [742/1772] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:19:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/05/20 17:36:58] DarwickAK [800/1520] has come upon [Sanyi] [699/1441] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 09:09:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/06/20 15:36:51] DarwickAK [643/1520] has come upon 4R0N [557/1405] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 01:47:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/06/20 17:44:39] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:20:51 is removed from their time toward level 183.
[02/06/20 22:28:58] Darwick, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/20 04:49:50] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:21 towards level 183.
[02/08/20 00:19:41] DarwickAK [752/1520] has come upon peta [54/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 20:15:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/08/20 00:27:30] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:06 towards level 183.
[02/08/20 13:53:05] Joska, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [4752/4769] have team battled gyilkos, Kiinga, and DarwickAK [3250/4639] and won! 0 days, 01:02:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/20 17:26:44] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 0 with their belt. 0 days, 03:02:38 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 183.
[02/08/20 20:19:43] gyilkos [777/1602] has come upon DarwickAK [814/1520] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 03:19:11 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/09/20 03:59:55] Joska [1318/1742] has come upon DarwickAK [286/1520] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:33:06 is removed from Joska's clock.
[02/09/20 13:37:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 08:42:36 is removed from their time toward level 183.
[02/10/20 02:19:41] gyilkos [1005/1602] has come upon DarwickAK [880/1520] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 01:29:16 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/10/20 02:43:38] 4R0N, DarwickAK, Joska, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/20 04:30:33] DarwickAK [770/1520] has come upon 4R0N [717/1405] and rocked it! 43 days, 07:05:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/10/20 12:19:40] DarwickAK [1268/1520] has come upon peta [1092/1470] and gave em what was coming! 51 days, 19:46:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/10/20 17:19:42] DarwickAK [459/1520] has come upon Kiinga [1239/1526] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 00:30:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/20 14:20:48] Kiinga, DarwickAK, and Darwick [2781/4245] have team battled Joska, Sanyi, and peta [1556/4798] and won! 1 day, 06:05:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/20 18:19:40] DarwickAK [1507/1520] has come upon peta [1199/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 07:28:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/20 23:19:43] DarwickAK [832/1520] has come upon Qpe [137/1425] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 18:00:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/12/20 16:51:02] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 16:40:22 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[02/12/20 17:27:20] Darwick, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/20 17:27:34] Sanyi [585/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [1475/1520] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 20:34:15 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/13/20 13:01:39] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 13:35:34 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[02/14/20 04:49:55] wilk [1013/1290] has come upon DarwickAK [1485/1520] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 15:32:07 is added to wilk's clock.
[02/14/20 13:44:07] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/20 12:34:59] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 00:48:22 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[02/17/20 15:45:54] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, peta, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/20 20:19:42] Joska [1092/1742] has come upon DarwickAK [117/1520] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 16:42:12 is removed from Joska's clock.
[02/19/20 01:19:41] Joska [1640/1742] has come upon DarwickAK [1084/1520] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 14:08:13 is removed from Joska's clock.
[02/19/20 18:50:04] DarwickAK sharpened the edge of his weapon! DarwickAK's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/20 21:19:40] wilk [565/1290] has come upon DarwickAK [1405/1575] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 03:16:36 is added to wilk's clock.
[02/20/20 02:19:42] DarwickAK [1562/1575] has come upon Darwick [603/1199] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:56:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/20/20 02:20:24] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:05 from level 184.
[02/20/20 12:19:43] Sanyi [234/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [1239/1575] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:25:23 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/21/20 00:04:49] 4R0N, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/20 04:48:21] DarwickAK, Qpe, and [Sanyi] [762/4448] have team battled peta, luI, and gyilkos [3222/4555] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/20 11:50:30] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 164. 0 days, 03:03:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 184.
[02/21/20 18:19:41] Sanyi [1192/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [1237/1575] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 08:05:22 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/21/20 23:19:39] Joska [241/1742] has come upon DarwickAK [1420/1575] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:22:39 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/22/20 03:54:57] DarwickAK [1494/1575] has come upon Sanyi [345/1586] and straight stomped them in combat! 81 days, 20:46:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/22/20 09:19:40] luI [1238/1477] has come upon DarwickAK [1110/1575] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 02:31:38 is removed from luI's clock.
[02/22/20 13:58:48] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:16:35 towards level 185.
[02/22/20 18:54:52] gyilkos, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/20 15:13:15] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 31. 0 days, 03:04:18 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 185.
[02/23/20 19:16:37] 4R0N, DarwickAK, peta, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/20 08:39:07] wilk, [Sanyi], and GDI [3214/4202] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and peta [496/4631] and won! 2 days, 19:31:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/20 15:04:29] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 19:12:11 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[02/24/20 15:04:29] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 139 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:04:06 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 185.
[02/25/20 02:19:43] gyilkos [1314/1608] has come upon DarwickAK [275/1575] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:55:32 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/25/20 09:45:27] peta [923/1470] has come upon DarwickAK [172/1575] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 18:51:05 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/25/20 14:55:38] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 26 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:04:40 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 185.
[02/25/20 22:19:40] DarwickAK [155/1575] has come upon IRPGbot [1372/1788] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 06:22:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/27/20 04:19:41] DarwickAK [195/1575] has come upon Kiinga [1195/1534] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 14:10:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/27/20 10:57:17] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 17:58:58 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[02/29/20 10:39:37] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 00:42:57 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[02/29/20 21:19:39] DarwickAK [1378/1587] has come upon IRPGbot [1740/1788] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 09:03:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/29/20 23:25:10] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:17:02 towards level 185.
[03/02/20 03:19:40] 4R0N [1234/1445] has come upon DarwickAK [708/1587] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 18:50:31 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[03/02/20 10:22:01] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 30 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:04:34 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 185.
[03/02/20 14:02:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 19:54:56 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[03/02/20 18:19:40] DarwickAK [814/1587] has come upon Qpe [1132/1428] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 21:23:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/03/20 04:19:39] DarwickAK [1115/1587] has come upon IRPGbot [72/1788] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 15:22:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/03/20 07:27:04] Sanyi, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [3265/4611] have team battled GDI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [759/4654] and won! 0 days, 15:34:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/20 10:13:05] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 19:39:30 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[03/03/20 13:41:03] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:51:24 towards level 185.
[03/03/20 21:24:16] DarwickAK, Joska, Sanyi, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/20 05:57:27] DarwickAK [435/1587] has come upon 4R0N [701/1445] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 06:46:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/05/20 10:01:02] Kiinga, Qpe, and wilk [2530/4330] have team battled Joska, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [1066/4774] and won! 0 days, 10:30:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/20 10:46:27] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:00:29 from level 185.
[03/05/20 11:19:43] peta [992/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [1295/1587] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:11:28 is added to peta's clock.
[03/05/20 12:07:46] Darwick, DarwickAK, Joska, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/20 03:14:14] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:41:35 towards level 185.
[03/06/20 12:19:42] Sanyi [752/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [1284/1587] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:12:08 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/07/20 02:48:09] Qpe [432/1428] has come upon DarwickAK [474/1587] and got flexed on in combat! 30 days, 23:41:43 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/07/20 05:33:38] Darwick, GDI, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/20 13:19:43] gyilkos [283/1602] has come upon DarwickAK [1430/1587] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 09:29:21 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/07/20 16:01:52] DarwickAK [183/1587] has come upon Darwick [1052/1179] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 23:14:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/08/20 13:09:25] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:45:14 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[03/08/20 14:19:41] GDI [80/1458] has come upon DarwickAK [1139/1587] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 04:29:29 is added to GDI's clock.
[03/08/20 18:08:51] Darwick, Joska, and wilk [2794/4310] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and Sanyi [3422/4652] and lost! 0 days, 14:48:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/20 22:11:11] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Kiinga [2952/4614] have team battled peta, Joska, and [Sanyi] [470/4745] and won! 1 day, 04:22:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/20 11:45:28] DarwickAK, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [3766/4619] have team battled wilk, luI, and Qpe [1744/4227] and won! 0 days, 07:20:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/20 17:05:31] DarwickAK, Qpe, and wilk [4006/4335] have team battled [Sanyi], GDI, and 4R0N [3078/4349] and won! 2 days, 02:56:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/20 19:14:49] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:11:26 towards level 185.
[03/10/20 09:11:11] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:10:22 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[03/11/20 04:28:51] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:57:32 towards level 185.
[03/13/20 08:44:43] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 42 damage. 0 days, 03:04:53 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 185.
[03/14/20 02:08:59] DarwickAK was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:59:20 from level 185.
[03/14/20 20:19:39] DarwickAK [1015/1587] has come upon wilk [555/1324] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:36:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/15/20 11:24:49] DarwickAK, GDI, and 4R0N [1257/4490] have team battled [Sanyi], Kiinga, and peta [3211/4494] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/20 12:07:28] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 113 damage. 0 days, 03:04:02 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 185.
[03/15/20 20:17:33] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, Sanyi, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/20 20:30:39] DarwickAK [693/1587] has come upon [Sanyi] [43/1442] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:51:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/16/20 03:40:36] DarwickAK [1574/1587] has come upon IRPGbot [596/1812] and straight stomped them in combat! 35 days, 00:52:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/17/20 05:21:46] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:16:06 towards level 186.
[03/17/20 18:19:41] DarwickAK [131/1587] has come upon peta [421/1488] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 29 days, 22:39:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/17/20 23:19:40] Kiinga [405/1564] has come upon DarwickAK [221/1587] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 04:54:51 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/18/20 03:48:17] gyilkos, DarwickAK, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/20 08:00:29] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 30. 0 days, 03:05:56 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 186.
[03/19/20 07:51:37] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 26 days, 03:04:42 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[03/19/20 11:32:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 00:32:53 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[03/19/20 18:59:45] GDI, peta, and [Sanyi] [1989/4388] have team battled DarwickAK, Kiinga, and Sanyi [294/4720] and won! 0 days, 15:59:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/20 20:19:43] 4R0N [792/1438] has come upon DarwickAK [922/1587] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 17:39:43 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[03/19/20 23:27:52] GDI, DarwickAK, wilk, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/20 01:19:39] DarwickAK [248/1587] has come upon luI [150/1479] and rocked it! 19 days, 03:59:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/20/20 06:19:44] wilk [1247/1283] has come upon DarwickAK [1422/1587] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 17:20:19 is added to wilk's clock.
[03/20/20 10:17:37] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:47:47 towards level 186.
[03/21/20 20:12:47] Darwick, DarwickAK, peta, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/20 21:29:55] DarwickAK [1335/1587] has come upon gyilkos [725/1618] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 10:27:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/22/20 11:05:37] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 0 damage. 0 days, 03:05:59 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 186.
[03/22/20 13:19:44] [Sanyi] [654/1441] has come upon DarwickAK [1369/1587] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:06:47 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/22/20 18:19:40] DarwickAK [198/1587] has come upon Sanyi [544/1556] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 17:48:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/22/20 23:15:00] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:06:09 towards level 186.
[03/22/20 23:19:42] wilk [79/1283] has come upon DarwickAK [575/1587] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 11:53:59 is added to wilk's clock.
[03/23/20 09:19:41] Joska [960/1820] has come upon DarwickAK [596/1587] and straight stomped them in combat! 52 days, 07:32:12 is removed from Joska's clock.
[03/23/20 16:22:31] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:13 towards level 186.
[03/23/20 22:28:37] Darwick, GDI, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/20 10:19:40] Qpe [742/1449] has come upon DarwickAK [1161/1587] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:46:31 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/24/20 22:50:49] Qpe, DarwickAK, Joska, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/20 23:30:20] luI [808/1472] has come upon DarwickAK [563/1600] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 06:54:59 is removed from luI's clock.
[03/25/20 01:19:44] DarwickAK [564/1600] has come upon Kiinga [846/1564] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 09:24:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/25/20 18:14:01] Darwick, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/20 02:19:43] [Sanyi] [230/1441] has come upon DarwickAK [79/1600] and gave em what was coming! 17 days, 16:51:23 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/26/20 10:29:57] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:04:40 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[03/26/20 10:29:57] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 92. 0 days, 03:05:39 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 186.
[03/26/20 15:19:57] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:23:26 from level 186.
[03/26/20 17:19:43] Joska [1358/1820] has come upon DarwickAK [162/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 18:39:08 is removed from Joska's clock.
[03/27/20 00:31:52] Kiinga, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [3942/4720] have team battled luI, Joska, and [Sanyi] [3548/4733] and won! 0 days, 04:32:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/20 06:40:38] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:30:57 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[03/27/20 10:21:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:08:40 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[03/27/20 23:39:19] GDI, DarwickAK, Joska, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/20 00:50:07] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:27 towards level 186.
[03/28/20 09:45:57] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:16 towards level 186.
[03/29/20 06:19:44] wilk [826/1293] has come upon DarwickAK [191/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 20:20:43 is removed from wilk's clock.
[03/29/20 08:47:50] peta, DarwickAK, and GDI [263/4595] have team battled Kiinga, Joska, and Qpe [3611/4873] and lost! 0 days, 01:30:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/20 11:03:32] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 02:30:08 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[03/29/20 11:19:40] peta [1199/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [200/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:59:37 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/30/20 02:19:41] DarwickAK [1227/1600] has come upon GDI [762/1507] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:05:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/30/20 19:58:04] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:31:39 from level 186.
[03/31/20 05:54:31] DarwickAK [471/1600] has come upon Darwick [868/1179] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:32:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/20 09:00:12] DarwickAK was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:43 from level 186.
[03/31/20 10:45:42] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:42:53 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[03/31/20 10:45:42] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 79 damage. 0 days, 03:05:28 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 186.
[03/31/20 15:26:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 2 days, 01:08:16 toward level 186.
[04/01/20 06:56:17] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:54:31 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[04/01/20 06:56:17] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 81 damage. 0 days, 03:05:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 186.
[04/01/20 10:36:50] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 107 damage. 0 days, 03:05:50 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 186.
[04/01/20 19:19:39] DarwickAK [1303/1600] has come upon Qpe [535/1487] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:32:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/02/20 00:19:39] [Sanyi] [946/1441] has come upon DarwickAK [1262/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:02:49 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/03/20 01:19:41] DarwickAK [650/1600] has come upon [Sanyi] [331/1441] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:08:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/03/20 03:28:48] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:45 towards level 186.
[04/03/20 06:38:33] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:16:35 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[04/04/20 06:53:40] DarwickAK [80/1600] has come upon Kiinga [344/1566] and got flexed on in combat! 36 days, 23:57:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/04/20 08:02:27] gyilkos, Darwick, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/20 10:10:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 04:23:52 is removed from their time toward level 187.
[04/08/20 14:58:22] [Sanyi] [1208/1441] has come upon DarwickAK [1040/1600] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 13:08:35 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/09/20 12:11:43] Sanyi, DarwickAK, wilk, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/20 16:41:58] DarwickAK bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 03:58:16 from level 187.
[04/09/20 20:50:54] Darwick, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [314/4220] have team battled peta, wilk, and GDI [3326/4314] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/20 18:17:19] Darwick, peta, and [Sanyi] [641/4128] have team battled luI, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [1151/4628] and lost! 0 days, 05:44:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/20 02:58:20] Darwick [182/1179] has come upon DarwickAK [1153/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:41:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/11/20 20:54:59] DarwickAK [449/1600] has come upon [Sanyi] [488/1453] and realized it was a bad decision! 31 days, 11:13:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/12/20 03:58:21] DarwickAK [850/1600] has come upon luI [201/1472] and straight stomped them in combat! 49 days, 20:33:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/12/20 13:33:40] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 105 damage. 0 days, 03:06:45 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 187.
[04/12/20 13:58:18] GDI [727/1533] has come upon DarwickAK [693/1600] and rocked it! 3 days, 18:07:06 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/13/20 04:05:40] GDI, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/20 01:34:36] peta [362/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [2/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 04:10:59 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/14/20 03:08:49] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 13:30:13 from level 187.
[04/14/20 05:32:02] peta [364/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [402/1600] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 18:39:17 is added to peta's clock.
[04/14/20 05:58:22] DarwickAK [1369/1600] has come upon Darwick [1135/1180] and fucked they ass up! 37 days, 23:11:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/14/20 09:35:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 22:23:08 is removed from their time toward level 187.
[04/14/20 10:58:19] peta [378/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [331/1600] and rocked it! 21 days, 16:35:54 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/14/20 13:16:00] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 22:23:07 is removed from their time toward level 187.
[04/14/20 20:58:21] DarwickAK [1296/1600] has come upon Darwick [434/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 17:22:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/20 11:58:21] DarwickAK [469/1600] has come upon Darwick [536/1243] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 02:53:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/20 13:07:10] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 11:43:43 is removed from their time toward level 187.
[04/15/20 21:58:20] DarwickAK [766/1600] has come upon luI [92/1464] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 04:33:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/16/20 01:58:11] Sanyi, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/20 02:58:21] DarwickAK [347/1600] has come upon [Sanyi] [1077/1453] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:46:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/16/20 22:58:21] peta [1359/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [446/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:19:59 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/17/20 01:26:07] DarwickAK, gyilkos, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/20 05:55:23] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:00 towards level 187.
[04/17/20 09:08:47] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 18 with their belt. 0 days, 03:06:28 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 187.
[04/17/20 12:31:24] DarwickAK, luI, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/20 12:36:49] peta [967/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [1322/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:04:35 is added to peta's clock.
[04/17/20 12:49:22] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 184. 0 days, 03:06:18 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 187.
[04/17/20 16:36:30] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:58 towards level 187.
[04/17/20 23:58:19] wilk [44/1302] has come upon DarwickAK [594/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 08:17:59 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/18/20 04:58:19] DarwickAK [27/1600] has come upon Qpe [949/1487] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:39:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/18/20 05:03:48] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:59 towards level 187.
[04/18/20 12:40:27] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:51:48 is removed from their time toward level 187.
[04/18/20 12:40:27] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 149. 0 days, 03:06:20 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 187.
[04/19/20 00:58:20] DarwickAK [865/1600] has come upon wilk [1210/1302] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:31:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/20 08:35:09] DarwickAK [1231/1600] has come upon [Sanyi] [1288/1453] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 10:57:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/20 08:50:57] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:13:28 is removed from their time toward level 187.
[04/19/20 21:42:10] Darwick, luI, and DarwickAK [1729/4307] have team battled peta, GDI, and wilk [2864/4289] and lost! 0 days, 07:08:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/20 01:58:20] peta [393/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [658/1600] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:59:30 is added to peta's clock.
[04/20/20 06:42:06] Sanyi, DarwickAK, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/20 08:42:04] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:24:15 is removed from their time toward level 187.
[04/21/20 00:06:46] GDI, Darwick, and Qpe [1948/4229] have team battled peta, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [2901/4734] and lost! 0 days, 16:01:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/20 01:47:12] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:24 towards level 187.
[04/21/20 05:47:08] peta [966/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [230/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 71 days, 20:14:54 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/21/20 06:06:48] DarwickAK [1249/1600] has come upon Sanyi [330/1510] and straight stomped them in combat! 85 days, 01:08:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/21/20 08:33:05] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 134. 0 days, 03:07:04 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 188.
[04/22/20 08:29:58] GDI, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/20 08:30:17] gyilkos [939/1646] has come upon DarwickAK [768/1600] and rocked it! 7 days, 23:16:53 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/22/20 18:58:20] DarwickAK [1536/1600] has come upon peta [265/1488] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 20:30:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/22/20 23:58:18] [Sanyi] [1035/1453] has come upon DarwickAK [547/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 34 days, 02:53:22 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/23/20 04:58:23] DarwickAK [347/1600] has come upon luI [105/1464] and rocked it! 13 days, 02:09:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/23/20 14:58:22] DarwickAK [1536/1600] has come upon GDI [264/1499] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 00:48:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/24/20 10:55:39] peta, wilk, and Qpe [906/4277] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and DarwickAK [3795/4353] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/20 01:36:25] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:21:06 towards level 188.
[04/26/20 05:03:50] Qpe, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [3564/4653] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and GDI [3201/4252] and won! 1 day, 18:52:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/20 11:29:24] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 07:44:09 is removed from their time toward level 188.
[04/26/20 17:58:22] DarwickAK [1373/1600] has come upon wilk [777/1302] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:05:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/27/20 07:40:01] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:51:28 is removed from their time toward level 188.
[04/27/20 18:03:20] Sanyi, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/27/20 20:50:37] Darwick [273/1243] has come upon DarwickAK [1077/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 16:13:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/28/20 04:58:19] peta [1370/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [1231/1600] and rocked it! 1 day, 11:07:41 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/28/20 11:11:40] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:53:44 is removed from their time toward level 188.
[04/28/20 23:44:24] DarwickAK, gyilkos, Qpe, and wilk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/20 05:08:49] DarwickAK [296/1600] has come upon Qpe [1021/1487] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 01:44:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/01/20 05:49:12] GDI [1081/1490] has come upon DarwickAK [1564/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 46 days, 01:36:54 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/01/20 07:04:26] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 67 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:08:56 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 189.
[05/01/20 16:51:03] Darwick, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [4145/4357] have team battled gyilkos, GDI, and peta [2703/4611] and won! 1 day, 05:01:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/20 23:24:13] DarwickAK [906/1600] has come upon [Sanyi] [577/1453] and straight stomped them in combat! 95 days, 09:52:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/02/20 03:18:35] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:03:07 from level 189.
[05/02/20 06:55:32] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 48 days, 13:04:18 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[05/03/20 00:07:57] DarwickAK, luI, Kiinga, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/20 06:46:44] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 09:05:23 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[05/03/20 10:27:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 08:13:35 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[05/03/20 14:29:49] DarwickAK was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:08:49 from level 189.
[05/03/20 14:58:18] DarwickAK [822/1600] has come upon GDI [907/1490] and got flexed on in combat! 10 days, 06:05:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/04/20 10:18:22] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 72 damage. 0 days, 03:08:00 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 189.
[05/04/20 22:22:57] Darwick [465/1243] has come upon DarwickAK [1329/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 18:33:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/05/20 06:29:03] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 20:29:52 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[05/05/20 08:04:40] Qpe [5/1487] has come upon DarwickAK [1462/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 31 days, 18:24:54 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/05/20 10:09:39] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 23:24:16 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[05/06/20 02:58:18] DarwickAK [205/1600] has come upon [Sanyi] [1191/1460] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 06:26:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/06/20 12:58:22] Sanyi [170/1514] has come upon DarwickAK [1311/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 07:32:54 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/06/20 15:43:50] DarwickAK, luI, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/20 17:58:20] DarwickAK [974/1600] has come upon Qpe [744/1487] and rocked it! 12 days, 03:41:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/06/20 17:58:20] DarwickAK has dealt Qpe a Critical Strike! 24 days, 09:11:09 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/06/20 22:12:56] Kiinga [33/1566] has come upon DarwickAK [909/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 17:56:06 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[05/06/20 22:58:21] DarwickAK [1254/1600] has come upon Qpe [572/1487] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 01:46:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/07/20 08:58:21] Qpe [81/1487] has come upon DarwickAK [1432/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 00:49:33 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/07/20 09:16:23] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Sanyi [195/4747] have team battled wilk, GDI, and Qpe [993/4294] and lost! 3 days, 04:37:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/20 18:58:21] luI [239/1468] has come upon DarwickAK [7/1600] and fucked they ass up! 89 days, 23:28:34 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/07/20 20:42:45] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/20 09:42:56] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 629 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:08:10 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 189.
[05/08/20 09:58:21] DarwickAK [452/1600] has come upon Sanyi [720/1514] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 16:03:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/20 20:24:16] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:54 towards level 189.
[05/10/20 05:44:39] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 09:08:32 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[05/10/20 23:48:33] DarwickAK [1564/1600] has come upon GDI [158/1490] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:53:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/20 05:35:52] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:05:19 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[05/11/20 07:58:19] DarwickAK [1197/1600] has come upon peta [446/1488] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:05:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/20 08:04:22] Sanyi, GDI, and luI [1998/4481] have team battled DarwickAK, wilk, and Qpe [3829/4411] and lost! 0 days, 17:24:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/20 17:13:25] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, luI, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/20 18:33:15] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Qpe [936/4610] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and wilk [1284/4057] and lost! 0 days, 07:53:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/20 05:27:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:44:26 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[05/12/20 23:58:21] DarwickAK [1333/1600] has come upon gyilkos [730/1633] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:12:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/13/20 05:18:26] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:14:58 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[05/13/20 06:43:16] DarwickAK [648/1609] has come upon peta [1226/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 43 days, 00:05:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/13/20 16:39:05] GDI, DarwickAK, luI, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/20 21:32:41] GDI, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/20 08:58:20] DarwickAK [1228/1609] has come upon GDI [1011/1490] and rocked it! 56 days, 01:25:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/17/20 13:58:21] DarwickAK [295/1609] has come upon Qpe [36/1496] and gave em what was coming! 21 days, 15:33:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/17/20 18:17:44] Sanyi, DarwickAK, luI, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/20 04:33:52] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 09:30:42 is removed from their time toward level 190.
[05/18/20 04:58:18] wilk [332/1324] has come upon DarwickAK [1080/1615] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 16:24:48 is added to wilk's clock.
[05/18/20 10:00:36] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:12:00 towards level 190.
[05/18/20 14:58:20] DarwickAK [1155/1615] has come upon wilk [683/1324] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:39:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/24/20 11:58:19] DarwickAK [729/1615] has come upon luI [1105/1494] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 00:56:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/24/20 21:58:20] [Sanyi] [383/1636] has come upon DarwickAK [499/1615] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 05:46:45 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/24/20 22:12:01] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 14:28:04 is removed from their time toward level 190.
[07/25/20 07:20:45] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:11 towards level 190.
[07/25/20 10:22:13] Darwick, wilk, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/20 17:58:21] DarwickAK [876/1615] has come upon IRPGbot [622/1821] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 03:00:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/25/20 21:10:49] HellSpawn [266/920] has come upon DarwickAK [1032/1615] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:36:10 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/25/20 21:36:16] HellSpawn [90/920] has come upon DarwickAK [1374/1615] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:43:16 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/26/20 16:04:18] DarwickAK slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! DarwickAK's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/27/20 00:52:53] gyilkos, wilk, and [Sanyi] [2097/4596] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Darwick [159/4368] and won! 0 days, 17:58:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/20 15:58:21] DarwickAK [834/1607] has come upon peta [6/1523] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 09:38:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/29/20 09:39:07] wilk, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/20 10:05:38] DarwickAK, Sanyi, and peta [1090/4675] have team battled [Sanyi], wilk, and kocka [246/4569] and won! 0 days, 08:43:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/20 16:10:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 19:00:21 toward level 190.
[07/30/20 01:07:05] Qpe [186/1480] has come upon DarwickAK [761/1607] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 07:44:05 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/30/20 01:58:02] DarwickAK [1366/1607] has come upon 4R0N [34/1559] and straight stomped them in combat! 48 days, 15:34:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/30/20 07:58:19] luI [225/1494] has come upon DarwickAK [1331/1607] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:17:48 is added to luI's clock.
[07/30/20 12:58:20] DarwickAK [540/1607] has come upon IRPGbot [977/1829] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 02:34:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/30/20 17:38:23] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 34 days, 13:22:00 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[07/30/20 17:58:19] peta [1517/1523] has come upon DarwickAK [1435/1607] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 01:15:37 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/31/20 02:47:24] kocka, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/20 09:58:23] kocka [1513/1597] has come upon DarwickAK [1333/1607] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 06:24:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/02/20 15:57:43] DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick [2984/4420] have team battled wilk, gyilkos, and HellSpawn [2544/3908] and won! 1 day, 02:09:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/20 21:26:38] peta, luI, DarwickAK, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/20 06:58:21] gyilkos [592/1645] has come upon DarwickAK [1456/1607] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 15:42:12 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/04/20 15:57:13] Darwick, kocka, luI, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/20 17:58:18] [Sanyi] [948/1636] has come upon DarwickAK [1257/1607] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 13:40:28 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/05/20 03:58:21] Darwick [728/1216] has come upon DarwickAK [1022/1607] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 17:40:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/05/20 17:28:56] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:13:22 towards level 191.
[08/06/20 01:15:00] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:45:27 towards level 191.
[08/06/20 19:58:21] Darwick [564/1216] has come upon DarwickAK [1251/1607] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 22:02:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/07/20 16:27:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:59:25 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[08/07/20 20:07:44] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 12 damage. 0 days, 03:10:58 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 191.
[08/08/20 14:27:05] DarwickAK was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:44:32 from level 191.
[08/10/20 06:40:59] 4R0N, HellSpawn, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/20 01:47:55] DarwickAK [1132/1607] has come upon luI [1311/1494] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 20:39:32 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/12/20 19:23:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 22:05:07 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[08/13/20 06:58:20] DarwickAK [1339/1607] has come upon kocka [291/1597] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 06:18:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/13/20 11:13:40] DarwickAK [274/1607] has come upon gyilkos [433/1645] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 16:03:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/13/20 15:33:53] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 61. 0 days, 03:10:39 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 191.
[08/14/20 18:00:22] DarwickAK [1040/1607] has come upon wilk [1235/1343] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 22:23:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/15/20 04:00:21] Darwick [1148/1216] has come upon DarwickAK [1327/1607] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 17:47:01 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/15/20 09:00:19] Sanyi [74/1549] has come upon DarwickAK [276/1607] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 22:47:26 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/17/20 06:00:19] DarwickAK [340/1607] has come upon [Sanyi] [1071/1643] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:42:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/17/20 08:08:22] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and 4R0N [743/4118] have team battled Darwick, luI, and Sanyi [630/4247] and won! 1 day, 13:00:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/20 21:00:21] DarwickAK [50/1607] has come upon peta [409/1523] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 09:25:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/18/20 02:54:58] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:54:38 towards level 191.
[08/18/20 07:00:20] peta [1264/1523] has come upon DarwickAK [6/1607] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 19:21:13 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/18/20 08:53:40] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:31:03 towards level 191.
[08/18/20 14:49:27] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 12:08:25 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[08/18/20 18:30:04] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 12. 0 days, 03:10:57 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 191.
[08/18/20 19:33:01] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:23:07 from level 191.
[08/19/20 00:44:20] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:42:16 from level 191.
[08/19/20 08:21:56] DarwickAK, Darwick, and gyilkos [4163/4486] have team battled luI, [Sanyi], and 4R0N [290/4699] and won! 2 days, 08:38:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/20 08:55:48] Qpe, gyilkos, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/20 21:21:05] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:31 towards level 191.
[08/19/20 23:00:21] DarwickAK [342/1607] has come upon Darwick [494/1216] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 13:29:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/21/20 19:44:33] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:09 towards level 191.
[08/22/20 03:11:03] DarwickAK was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:14 from level 191.
[08/22/20 09:50:20] DarwickAK [1517/1607] has come upon 4R0N [403/1574] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 11:15:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/22/20 14:14:19] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 13. 0 days, 03:10:23 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 191.
[08/23/20 02:30:54] luI, gyilkos, peta, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/20 02:41:24] DarwickAK [971/1607] has come upon Darwick [840/1222] and rocked it! 1 day, 03:07:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/23/20 22:00:19] DarwickAK [29/1607] has come upon Qpe [554/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:15:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/24/20 01:30:03] DarwickAK [213/1607] has come upon HellSpawn [647/940] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:42:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/24/20 08:00:18] gyilkos [698/1663] has come upon DarwickAK [801/1607] and realized it was a bad decision! 40 days, 02:19:28 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/24/20 12:13:22] DarwickAK [626/1607] has come upon luI [1087/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 05:40:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/24/20 13:56:31] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 13 days, 00:58:45 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[08/24/20 17:36:59] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 20 days, 09:58:00 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[08/24/20 23:35:38] luI, 4R0N, HellSpawn, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/20 08:07:13] Darwick, DarwickAK, and peta [2735/4352] have team battled kocka, Qpe, and luI [4487/4578] and lost! 1 day, 15:21:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/20 08:32:57] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:19:23 towards level 192.
[08/25/20 13:47:36] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 55 days, 10:41:15 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[08/25/20 19:00:18] DarwickAK [1039/1607] has come upon Darwick [508/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 34 days, 10:35:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/25/20 19:00:18] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 66 charm! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 64 charm to Darwick.
[08/26/20 08:34:05] Sanyi, peta, and HellSpawn [3763/4018] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [3523/4846] and won! 0 days, 01:56:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/20 08:42:12] DarwickAK [1402/1609] has come upon 4R0N [182/1574] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 17:09:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/26/20 17:19:16] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 10:31:46 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[08/26/20 22:37:08] 4R0N, Darwick, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/20 06:00:19] peta [327/1523] has come upon DarwickAK [123/1609] and rocked it! 2 days, 00:33:16 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/27/20 21:23:18] HellSpawn, Qpe, and kocka [3576/4030] have team battled 4R0N, wilk, and DarwickAK [22/4534] and won! 0 days, 17:37:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/20 03:00:22] DarwickAK [703/1609] has come upon Darwick [122/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 13:33:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/29/20 16:52:44] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 01:08:22 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[08/30/20 01:52:41] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Qpe [686/4738] have team battled peta, kocka, and luI [1908/4616] and lost! 0 days, 21:07:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/20 09:00:23] DarwickAK [163/1609] has come upon Qpe [884/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:55:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/31/20 00:00:21] wilk [1211/1351] has come upon DarwickAK [1581/1609] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 12:34:53 is added to wilk's clock.
[08/31/20 01:05:52] kocka, luI, and DarwickAK [1698/4701] have team battled Qpe, [Sanyi], and 4R0N [1386/4703] and won! 1 day, 01:30:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/20 07:16:02] kocka, 4R0N, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/20 08:31:39] DarwickAK [991/1609] has come upon Darwick [741/1219] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 09:11:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/31/20 10:00:19] DarwickAK [968/1609] has come upon Sanyi [939/1555] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 17:58:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/31/20 12:54:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:45:13 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[08/31/20 15:00:19] luI [1272/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [841/1609] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 10:45:44 is removed from luI's clock.
[08/31/20 20:00:22] gyilkos [1571/1663] has come upon DarwickAK [1495/1609] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 23:08:39 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/01/20 01:38:21] gyilkos, [Sanyi], HellSpawn, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/20 02:49:42] DarwickAK [1101/1612] has come upon IRPGbot [16/1849] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 10:28:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/01/20 08:34:21] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 04:27:01 towards level 193.
[09/01/20 11:10:48] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:15:16 towards level 193.
[09/01/20 12:45:32] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 39. 0 days, 03:12:29 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 193.
[09/01/20 16:26:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 23:39:19 is removed from their time toward level 193.
[09/01/20 16:26:09] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 25 damage. 0 days, 03:12:43 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 193.
[09/01/20 23:38:36] kocka, Sanyi, and 4R0N [3106/4733] have team battled Darwick, DarwickAK, and wilk [670/4182] and won! 0 days, 10:20:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/20 16:17:19] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 22:13:29 is removed from their time toward level 193.
[09/03/20 21:41:08] Qpe, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [3810/4743] have team battled peta, wilk, and gyilkos [2001/4574] and won! 0 days, 06:58:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/20 17:30:45] Qpe, Darwick, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/20 22:02:57] Qpe [149/1486] has come upon DarwickAK [430/1612] and realized it was a bad decision! 35 days, 10:03:32 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/05/20 16:35:33] HellSpawn, wilk, and luI [2687/4078] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [2942/4662] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/20 23:19:25] luI [458/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [539/1612] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 36 days, 05:29:56 is added to luI's clock.
[09/06/20 20:33:12] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 00:07:21 towards level 193.
[09/06/20 22:17:26] DarwickAK [798/1612] has come upon HellSpawn [859/953] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 20:43:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/06/20 22:17:36] DarwickAK [1576/1612] has come upon HellSpawn [66/953] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 01:59:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/07/20 05:04:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 13 days, 13:25:34 toward level 193.
[09/07/20 11:52:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 07:35:31 is removed from their time toward level 193.
[09/08/20 05:39:05] Sanyi [777/1555] has come upon DarwickAK [1061/1612] and realized it was a bad decision! 52 days, 03:49:07 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/08/20 09:11:19] DarwickAK [592/1612] has come upon HellSpawn [65/965] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 19:47:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/08/20 12:22:09] luI, wilk, Darwick, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/20 16:30:08] DarwickAK [357/1612] has come upon Darwick [694/1219] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 09:59:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/08/20 16:30:08] DarwickAK [1026/1612] has come upon Darwick [628/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 14:33:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/09/20 11:31:04] gyilkos, peta, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/20 13:23:06] Qpe, luI, Darwick, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/20 15:06:20] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 114. 0 days, 03:12:14 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 193.
[09/11/20 11:00:21] gyilkos [906/1391] has come upon DarwickAK [159/1612] and straight stomped them in combat! 37 days, 02:18:32 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/11/20 14:23:37] luI, Sanyi, HellSpawn, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/20 14:57:28] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 12 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:12:02 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 193.
[09/11/20 15:00:28] DarwickAK [275/1612] has come upon luI [1316/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:13:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/11/20 23:45:23] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:21 towards level 193.
[09/12/20 05:56:36] HellSpawn [344/999] has come upon DarwickAK [65/1612] and rocked it! 13 days, 13:38:22 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/12/20 08:56:12] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:48 towards level 193.
[09/12/20 12:00:22] DarwickAK [1225/1612] has come upon peta [704/1281] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 21:40:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/12/20 13:12:37] Darwick [156/1470] has come upon DarwickAK [551/1612] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 48 days, 15:34:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/13/20 01:08:36] peta, gyilkos, and HellSpawn [3580/3671] have team battled 4R0N, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [545/4756] and won! 1 day, 15:53:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/20 06:42:47] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:48 towards level 193.
[09/13/20 08:35:44] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:42 towards level 193.
[09/14/20 06:04:02] Qpe, Darwick, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/20 06:04:14] DarwickAK [906/1612] has come upon Darwick [102/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:01:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/14/20 19:00:20] DarwickAK [841/1612] has come upon HellSpawn [885/999] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:03:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/14/20 19:41:12] DarwickAK [1131/1612] has come upon peta [84/1281] and straight stomped them in combat! 80 days, 14:24:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/14/20 22:47:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 55 days, 07:47:02 from level 194.
[09/15/20 04:18:30] luI, wilk, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/20 15:25:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 24 days, 17:11:35 from level 194.
[09/16/20 01:15:30] Qpe, peta, wilk, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/20 10:32:38] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 33 days, 22:58:42 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[09/16/20 14:13:11] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 11:32:01 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[09/16/20 16:02:19] HellSpawn [332/999] has come upon DarwickAK [514/1612] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 07:17:34 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/17/20 14:04:22] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 1. 0 days, 03:13:52 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 194.
[09/18/20 03:02:20] gyilkos [194/1391] has come upon DarwickAK [1116/1612] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:42:27 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/18/20 08:02:21] DarwickAK [1491/1612] has come upon Darwick [930/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 00:59:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/18/20 13:02:24] DarwickAK [625/1612] has come upon Sanyi [1434/1570] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 18:19:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/18/20 23:02:23] Darwick [1000/1470] has come upon DarwickAK [1013/1612] and realized it was a bad decision! 20 days, 23:34:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/19/20 13:46:40] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 112. 0 days, 03:13:03 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 194.
[09/20/20 02:43:19] HellSpawn [312/999] has come upon DarwickAK [732/1612] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 02:40:09 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/20/20 13:37:48] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 04:49:39 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[09/20/20 15:02:23] DarwickAK [583/1612] has come upon Sanyi [858/1573] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 07:57:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/20/20 17:43:28] DarwickAK fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:12:10 from level 194.
[09/21/20 09:48:23] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 03:04:25 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[09/21/20 13:28:58] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 13:46:12 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[09/21/20 13:38:44] DarwickAK [1466/1612] has come upon peta [1096/1258] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 03:41:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/22/20 07:24:39] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:43:17 towards level 194.
[09/22/20 09:39:27] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 02:52:01 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[09/22/20 13:20:01] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 12:37:00 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[09/23/20 03:02:22] DarwickAK [1313/1612] has come upon Darwick [994/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 22:35:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/23/20 09:30:32] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 11:49:57 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[09/24/20 00:43:27] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/20 03:30:21] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:56 towards level 194.
[09/24/20 15:46:06] DarwickAK [579/1612] has come upon Sanyi [181/1573] and straight stomped them in combat! 93 days, 22:23:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/24/20 21:36:19] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:36:56 towards level 195.
[09/25/20 09:12:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 18:39:19 is removed from their time toward level 195.
[09/25/20 09:12:43] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 87 with their belt. 0 days, 03:14:34 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 195.
[09/25/20 13:33:41] Darwick [1432/1470] has come upon DarwickAK [1567/1612] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 48 days, 22:03:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/25/20 20:02:21] peta [531/1258] has come upon DarwickAK [1589/1612] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 10:39:43 is added to peta's clock.
[09/26/20 08:21:26] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:52:21 towards level 195.
[09/26/20 09:03:40] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 8 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:14:16 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 195.
[09/26/20 16:02:21] DarwickAK [690/1612] has come upon HellSpawn [276/1007] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 09:41:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/27/20 02:02:21] DarwickAK [1493/1612] has come upon wilk [1491/1638] and rocked it! 12 days, 14:47:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/27/20 08:54:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 08:00:36 is removed from their time toward level 195.
[09/27/20 12:35:19] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 01:35:24 is removed from their time toward level 195.
[09/28/20 00:26:18] Sanyi, DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/20 00:26:23] HellSpawn [667/1007] has come upon DarwickAK [965/1612] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 06:10:25 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/28/20 00:50:56] DarwickAK [626/1612] has come upon Sanyi [572/1573] and rocked it! 7 days, 19:02:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/28/20 03:31:05] DarwickAK died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:23:34 from level 195.
[09/28/20 12:26:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 07:25:37 is removed from their time toward level 195.
[09/29/20 00:25:56] Darwick [399/1421] has come upon DarwickAK [602/1612] and got flexed on in combat! 27 days, 08:58:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/29/20 00:26:00] Darwick [1229/1421] has come upon DarwickAK [399/1612] and straight stomped them in combat! 61 days, 19:17:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/29/20 12:17:25] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:51:42 is removed from their time toward level 195.
[09/30/20 08:28:00] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:06:28 is removed from their time toward level 195.
[09/30/20 12:08:32] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:31:32 is removed from their time toward level 195.
[09/30/20 18:45:55] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:02 towards level 195.
[09/30/20 20:02:21] DarwickAK [589/1612] has come upon gyilkos [1287/1391] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:16:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/01/20 01:02:19] DarwickAK [381/1612] has come upon [Sanyi] [1492/1668] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:47:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/01/20 13:26:46] DarwickAK, Qpe, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/20 13:43:45] DarwickAK [95/1612] has come upon gyilkos [53/1391] and rocked it! 90 days, 17:44:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/02/20 06:03:57] Qpe, wilk, and DarwickAK [472/4763] have team battled Sanyi, 4R0N, and peta [4336/4472] and lost! 3 days, 00:19:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/20 11:50:33] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 14:51:09 is removed from their time toward level 196.
[10/02/20 22:02:23] DarwickAK [1120/1612] has come upon IRPGbot [1712/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 13:10:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/03/20 03:28:29] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:05:31 towards level 196.
[10/03/20 19:45:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 31 days, 12:03:27 toward level 196.
[10/04/20 00:30:46] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, luI, and wilk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/20 04:16:57] luI [894/1475] has come upon DarwickAK [1289/1612] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 18:27:31 is added to luI's clock.
[10/04/20 07:52:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 17:44:38 is removed from their time toward level 196.
[10/04/20 07:52:12] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 7 damage. 0 days, 03:15:36 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 196.
[10/04/20 09:19:58] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:33:08 towards level 196.
[10/04/20 19:02:19] Sanyi [89/1627] has come upon DarwickAK [585/1612] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 12:42:56 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/04/20 21:51:28] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:47:30 towards level 196.
[10/05/20 00:02:20] Sanyi [1542/1627] has come upon DarwickAK [72/1612] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 20:52:09 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/05/20 05:02:20] DarwickAK [134/1612] has come upon gyilkos [534/1391] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 20:33:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/05/20 15:02:20] DarwickAK [368/1612] has come upon Qpe [945/1521] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 00:20:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/06/20 07:11:44] gyilkos, luI, and DarwickAK [335/4478] have team battled 4R0N, peta, and HellSpawn [700/3834] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/20 08:44:58] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, Darwick, and wilk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/20 02:02:21] DarwickAK [1567/1612] has come upon Sanyi [1397/1627] and fucked they ass up! 17 days, 19:06:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/07/20 10:51:40] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and gyilkos [821/4671] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and peta [2487/4319] and lost! 2 days, 01:42:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/20 03:02:23] kocka [1504/1619] has come upon DarwickAK [1107/1612] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 22:24:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/08/20 09:36:22] Sanyi, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/20 07:07:40] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 20:57:11 is removed from their time toward level 196.
[10/09/20 09:02:22] DarwickAK [1392/1612] has come upon [Sanyi] [1407/1668] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 09:23:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/09/20 10:26:46] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/20 10:48:08] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 21:46:46 is removed from their time toward level 196.
[10/10/20 05:02:21] HellSpawn [876/989] has come upon DarwickAK [1153/1612] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 10:14:48 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/10/20 10:02:20] gyilkos [663/1391] has come upon DarwickAK [834/1612] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 54 days, 13:40:15 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/10/20 12:50:18] DarwickAK, kocka, gyilkos, and wilk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/20 15:02:21] DarwickAK [163/1612] has come upon Darwick [813/1434] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:42:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/11/20 06:04:22] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:25 from level 196.
[10/11/20 10:30:23] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:43:02 is removed from their time toward level 196.
[10/11/20 17:07:25] peta [276/1258] has come upon DarwickAK [714/1612] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 17:26:17 is added to peta's clock.
[10/11/20 20:23:50] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:09 towards level 196.
[10/12/20 04:41:36] DarwickAK bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:58 from level 196.
[10/12/20 13:45:23] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/20 22:02:23] HellSpawn [730/989] has come upon DarwickAK [1577/1612] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:12:27 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/13/20 04:53:15] DarwickAK [1129/1612] has come upon Qpe [1319/1521] and got flexed on in combat! 37 days, 05:40:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/13/20 15:37:10] peta, Darwick, and luI [510/4157] have team battled Qpe, DarwickAK, and kocka [3782/4752] and lost! 11 days, 17:53:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/20 03:30:05] Sanyi, DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/20 05:07:00] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 16:17:43 towards level 197.
[10/15/20 03:17:02] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, luI, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/20 06:14:26] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 27 days, 22:36:11 is removed from their time toward level 197.
[10/15/20 22:42:48] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:43:12 towards level 197.
[10/16/20 06:02:21] DarwickAK [1493/1612] has come upon HellSpawn [391/1010] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 21:33:38 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/16/20 09:46:01] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 00:16:12 is removed from their time toward level 197.
[10/16/20 09:46:01] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 53. 0 days, 03:16:43 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 197.
[10/17/20 07:37:13] Sanyi, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/20 13:03:22] DarwickAK [245/1612] has come upon wilk [320/1630] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 06:04:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/18/20 23:02:22] DarwickAK [819/1612] has come upon HellSpawn [303/1010] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 19:20:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/19/20 04:02:23] DarwickAK [1527/1612] has come upon IRPGbot [1342/1821] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 07:41:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/19/20 05:38:51] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 399 with their belt. 0 days, 03:16:58 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 197.
[10/19/20 19:02:20] DarwickAK [1021/1612] has come upon Qpe [1061/1521] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 13:24:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/19/20 23:45:28] DarwickAK, luI, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/20 09:10:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 08:58:52 is removed from their time toward level 197.
[10/20/20 09:26:01] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:38:03 towards level 197.
[10/21/20 01:02:19] [Sanyi] [245/1670] has come upon DarwickAK [1058/1612] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:08:32 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/21/20 21:09:56] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:36:41 towards level 197.
[10/23/20 18:02:22] 4R0N [497/1596] has come upon DarwickAK [1563/1612] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:10:21 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/23/20 22:48:37] peta, kocka, and Qpe [338/4383] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and gyilkos [3969/4432] and lost! 2 days, 02:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/20 05:02:21] DarwickAK [1141/1612] has come upon [Sanyi] [984/1670] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 00:08:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/26/20 05:02:21] In the fierce battle, [Sanyi] dropped his level 283 pair of boots! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 277 pair of boots to [Sanyi].
[10/26/20 16:38:53] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, luI, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/20 16:38:53] DarwickAK [424/1618] has come upon [Sanyi] [861/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:49:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/26/20 16:38:58] luI [1165/1465] has come upon DarwickAK [673/1618] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:07:31 is removed from luI's clock.
[10/26/20 20:02:23] DarwickAK [967/1618] has come upon Qpe [859/1521] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 20:34:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/27/20 03:28:00] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 07:36:16 is removed from their time toward level 197.
[10/27/20 12:06:49] DarwickAK, luI, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/20 14:38:15] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:15 towards level 197.
[10/27/20 20:44:32] kocka [86/1604] has come upon DarwickAK [1161/1618] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 07:45:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/28/20 07:02:23] DarwickAK [760/1618] has come upon Darwick [954/1389] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:46:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/28/20 10:39:44] DarwickAK [639/1618] has come upon gyilkos [81/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 93 days, 14:10:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/29/20 06:50:52] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 44 days, 12:28:45 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[10/29/20 18:21:19] DarwickAK was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:13:14 from level 198.
[10/30/20 06:41:52] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 01:06:40 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[10/30/20 19:02:21] DarwickAK [591/1628] has come upon IRPGbot [1639/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:26:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/31/20 20:54:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 4 days, 11:00:40 toward level 198.
[11/01/20 06:02:21] Sanyi [1509/1627] has come upon DarwickAK [940/1628] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 20:53:39 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/01/20 06:23:53] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 49 with their belt. 0 days, 03:17:49 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 198.
[11/01/20 11:15:19] DarwickAK, 4R0N, kocka, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/01/20 11:15:23] kocka [187/1600] has come upon DarwickAK [1193/1628] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:02:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/01/20 11:17:34] kocka [600/1600] has come upon DarwickAK [1566/1628] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:02:30 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/01/20 22:00:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 15 days, 20:22:45 toward level 198.
[11/02/20 13:30:37] DarwickAK, gyilkos, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/20 17:41:21] kocka [496/1600] has come upon DarwickAK [282/1628] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 04:13:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/02/20 22:02:22] DarwickAK [733/1628] has come upon gyilkos [594/1431] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 00:27:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/02/20 22:02:22] In the fierce battle, gyilkos dropped his level 74 helm! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 73 helm to gyilkos.
[11/03/20 13:02:22] DarwickAK [1256/1629] has come upon Darwick [601/1403] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 14:08:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/03/20 14:38:23] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/20 14:02:20] kocka [1072/1609] has come upon DarwickAK [479/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:29:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/05/20 05:48:06] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 03:56:54 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[11/05/20 08:57:22] HellSpawn [287/1014] has come upon DarwickAK [1193/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 08:30:07 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/05/20 11:58:38] DarwickAK [1019/1629] has come upon [Sanyi] [990/1664] and fucked they ass up! 94 days, 02:10:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/05/20 12:10:34] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/06/20 01:58:45] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 96 with their belt. 0 days, 03:18:53 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 199.
[11/06/20 05:39:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 30 days, 06:54:21 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[11/06/20 09:13:51] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:49:16 towards level 199.
[11/07/20 01:49:52] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 187 with their belt. 0 days, 03:18:04 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 199.
[11/07/20 02:02:21] DarwickAK [596/1629] has come upon wilk [786/1695] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 13:44:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/07/20 05:30:26] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 01:45:14 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[11/08/20 05:21:32] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 04:05:12 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[11/08/20 21:50:10] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, gyilkos, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/20 04:02:19] DarwickAK [426/1629] has come upon Joska [245/1820] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 05:42:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/10/20 01:15:09] 4R0N [1004/1339] has come upon DarwickAK [1624/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 27 days, 10:51:49 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[11/10/20 05:03:42] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 23:00:57 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[11/11/20 21:02:21] DarwickAK [309/1629] has come upon 4R0N [81/1339] and rocked it! 2 days, 17:10:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/13/20 12:54:07] DarwickAK, 4R0N, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/20 12:54:12] peta [899/1258] has come upon DarwickAK [1410/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 17:27:41 is added to peta's clock.
[11/13/20 20:58:48] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:06 towards level 199.
[11/13/20 23:02:22] DarwickAK [1091/1629] has come upon HellSpawn [230/1014] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:57:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/14/20 04:02:21] DarwickAK [84/1629] has come upon kocka [881/1609] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:25:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/14/20 23:29:59] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:43 towards level 199.
[11/15/20 04:19:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:02:40 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[11/16/20 00:05:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 3 days, 12:34:49 toward level 199.
[11/16/20 06:02:20] peta [1233/1258] has come upon DarwickAK [1267/1629] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 16:42:49 is added to peta's clock.
[11/17/20 05:48:27] DarwickAK [583/1629] has come upon HellSpawn [688/1014] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 03:13:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/18/20 01:40:16] DarwickAK, kocka, gyilkos, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/20 09:58:42] HellSpawn [499/1014] has come upon DarwickAK [1422/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:29:59 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/18/20 18:02:20] DarwickAK [1356/1629] has come upon Darwick [657/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 72 days, 22:17:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/18/20 23:09:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 44 days, 21:52:51 from level 200.
[11/19/20 00:03:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 03:07:15 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[11/19/20 03:43:49] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 20 days, 05:29:54 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[11/19/20 14:48:17] HellSpawn, luI, and kocka [1988/4101] have team battled wilk, 4R0N, and DarwickAK [223/4663] and won! 0 days, 23:56:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/20 19:02:21] wilk [408/1695] has come upon DarwickAK [1462/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:36:31 is added to wilk's clock.
[11/20/20 01:39:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 65 days, 16:38:54 toward level 200.
[11/20/20 03:34:51] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 20:34:46 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[11/20/20 03:48:58] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:20:10 towards level 200.
[11/20/20 08:45:28] 4R0N, Qpe, and Sanyi [1140/4418] have team battled luI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [4488/4771] and lost! 0 days, 11:42:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/20 20:03:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 6 days, 20:43:35 toward level 200.
[11/21/20 03:26:03] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 16:40:07 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[11/21/20 06:02:20] DarwickAK [712/1629] has come upon peta [1310/1346] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:06:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/22/20 02:40:49] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/20 02:41:34] DarwickAK [917/1629] has come upon [Sanyi] [876/1664] and rocked it! 2 days, 02:35:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/22/20 03:24:43] Darwick [1232/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [179/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 22:11:17 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/22/20 03:30:07] Darwick [1368/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [270/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 15:35:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/22/20 14:22:00] Qpe [1089/1524] has come upon DarwickAK [180/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 35 days, 10:39:44 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[11/23/20 14:06:21] HellSpawn [251/1008] has come upon DarwickAK [1522/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 07:56:33 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/23/20 16:29:26] gyilkos, Sanyi, and kocka [657/4832] have team battled HellSpawn, DarwickAK, and Qpe [2587/4161] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/20 23:22:38] DarwickAK, 4R0N, kocka, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/20 03:48:14] DarwickAK [520/1629] has come upon 4R0N [1266/1339] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 07:56:32 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/24/20 23:00:10] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 17 days, 17:41:19 from level 201.
[11/25/20 00:02:21] DarwickAK [1574/1629] has come upon gyilkos [1399/1559] and fucked they ass up! 119 days, 16:52:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/25/20 18:32:01] 4R0N, wilk, and DarwickAK [3711/4663] have team battled Darwick, Qpe, and gyilkos [3683/4484] and won! 2 days, 03:58:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/20 20:02:21] DarwickAK [476/1629] has come upon IRPGbot [1167/1896] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 16:05:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/26/20 00:10:39] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/20 22:43:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 29 days, 04:56:34 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[11/28/20 21:41:37] Joska [52/1895] has come upon DarwickAK [901/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:42:23 is added to Joska's clock.
[11/28/20 22:34:23] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 04:48:56 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[11/29/20 08:20:51] kocka [1610/1615] has come upon DarwickAK [98/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 90 days, 02:10:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/29/20 22:25:29] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 20. 0 days, 03:20:51 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 201.
[11/30/20 00:02:23] [Sanyi] [677/1653] has come upon DarwickAK [1390/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 22:34:47 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/01/20 06:02:23] HellSpawn [891/1122] has come upon DarwickAK [612/1629] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 10:47:40 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/01/20 11:02:20] wilk [1008/1695] has come upon DarwickAK [800/1629] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 18:12:07 is removed from wilk's clock.
[12/02/20 07:02:23] DarwickAK [766/1629] has come upon gyilkos [647/1559] and fucked they ass up! 32 days, 18:01:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/02/20 12:40:24] DarwickAK [27/1629] has come upon peta [187/1362] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 10:54:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/02/20 17:14:58] wilk [1615/1695] has come upon DarwickAK [839/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:39:16 is removed from wilk's clock.
[12/03/20 13:02:46] Joska [1337/1895] has come upon DarwickAK [329/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:26:18 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/03/20 13:39:39] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/20 03:57:14] Darwick, [Sanyi], and Joska [602/4949] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [2113/4744] and lost! 1 day, 15:05:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/20 09:17:37] 4R0N [124/1339] has come upon DarwickAK [1322/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 31 days, 03:08:33 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[12/04/20 19:16:37] DarwickAK, luI, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/20 21:41:05] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 22:17:53 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[12/04/20 23:28:51] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:18:59 towards level 201.
[12/05/20 07:35:47] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:29:22 towards level 201.
[01/08/21 14:02:22] kocka [46/1664] has come upon DarwickAK [1107/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 11:56:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/08/21 16:30:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 08:53:32 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[01/09/21 10:02:22] Qpe [942/1539] has come upon DarwickAK [1476/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 07:04:09 is added to Qpe's clock.
[01/09/21 17:32:03] 4R0N [323/1396] has come upon DarwickAK [321/1629] and rocked it! 1 day, 00:38:31 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/09/21 17:41:06] 4R0N [243/1396] has come upon DarwickAK [678/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:51:27 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/09/21 21:53:25] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, kocka, and Joska have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/21 01:56:38] luI, wilk, and Sanyi [2438/4793] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and DarwickAK [4877/4919] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/21 16:03:39] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 05:47:35 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[01/12/21 15:54:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:24:06 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[01/13/21 14:02:20] DarwickAK [1279/1629] has come upon Sanyi [1069/1587] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:47:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/14/21 01:56:55] DarwickAK, 4R0N, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/21 06:42:47] DarwickAK [1539/1629] has come upon Darwick [190/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 93 days, 16:17:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/14/21 08:28:59] 4R0N, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [3866/4612] have team battled kocka, Joska, and peta [4251/4935] and lost! 6 days, 11:47:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/21 15:02:22] luI [963/1447] has come upon DarwickAK [108/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 13:13:53 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/15/21 00:57:58] DarwickAK [1352/1629] has come upon [Sanyi] [431/1662] and straight stomped them in combat! 52 days, 15:34:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/15/21 01:02:20] DarwickAK [49/1629] has come upon wilk [681/1741] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 13:48:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/15/21 02:46:25] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, kocka, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/21 16:02:23] DarwickAK [350/1629] has come upon [Sanyi] [1419/1662] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 06:08:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/16/21 06:44:40] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, 4R0N, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/21 07:02:21] Qpe [1304/1539] has come upon DarwickAK [856/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 08:14:39 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/17/21 08:14:35] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:01:44 towards level 202.
[01/17/21 10:05:15] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/21 15:10:20] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 99. 0 days, 03:21:34 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 202.
[01/18/21 01:46:09] DarwickAK misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:47:56 from level 202.
[01/18/21 10:40:08] luI, Joska, and Darwick [2343/4763] have team battled 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Qpe [4306/4564] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/21 05:02:23] DarwickAK [1075/1629] has come upon [Sanyi] [219/1712] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 00:55:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/19/21 09:58:52] DarwickAK, Joska, wilk, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/21 14:26:31] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/21 14:10:38] Sanyi, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/21 16:02:20] kocka [1547/1664] has come upon DarwickAK [999/1636] and straight stomped them in combat! 82 days, 06:00:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/20/21 18:24:22] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 11:24:13 is removed from their time toward level 202.
[01/21/21 19:08:33] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:17 towards level 202.
[01/22/21 08:02:23] DarwickAK [561/1636] has come upon [Sanyi] [227/1714] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 11:30:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/22/21 14:26:06] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:13:05 is removed from their time toward level 202.
[01/22/21 15:04:28] kocka, Darwick, and peta [242/4469] have team battled HellSpawn, GDI, and DarwickAK [1927/4257] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/21 15:56:38] DarwickAK [1520/1636] has come upon luI [18/1455] and straight stomped them in combat! 73 days, 00:41:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/24/21 14:08:19] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 02:14:54 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[01/24/21 20:02:21] luI [1445/1455] has come upon DarwickAK [994/1636] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 11:21:03 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/25/21 02:35:07] DarwickAK, 4R0N, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/21 06:02:21] Sanyi [736/1638] has come upon DarwickAK [1058/1636] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 60 days, 17:13:45 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/25/21 17:39:54] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 14:04:49 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[01/26/21 12:16:01] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:55:55 towards level 203.
[01/26/21 17:31:01] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 01:16:21 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[01/27/21 03:02:20] peta [757/1386] has come upon DarwickAK [194/1636] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 15:52:17 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/27/21 03:02:20] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 283 pair of boots! peta picks it up, tossing his old level 271 pair of boots to DarwickAK.
[01/27/21 03:56:26] 4R0N [1274/1396] has come upon DarwickAK [843/1624] and straight stomped them in combat! 57 days, 14:10:58 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/28/21 10:02:15] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/21 06:31:01] DarwickAK [976/1632] has come upon Sanyi [1041/1638] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 17 days, 14:21:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/29/21 15:02:23] DarwickAK [361/1632] has come upon Qpe [941/1549] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 22:33:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/29/21 22:21:30] GDI, DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/21 13:15:09] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 23. 0 days, 03:22:36 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 203.
[01/30/21 16:55:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 10:36:04 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[01/30/21 19:57:49] DarwickAK [9/1632] has come upon [Sanyi] [1092/1653] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 02:40:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/31/21 13:06:17] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 14:08:55 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[01/31/21 13:06:17] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 50. 0 days, 03:22:50 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 203.
[01/31/21 22:02:21] DarwickAK [323/1632] has come upon Qpe [237/1549] and gave em what was coming! 28 days, 03:08:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/31/21 22:02:21] In the fierce battle, Qpe dropped his level 155 tunic! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 118 tunic to Qpe.
[02/01/21 00:03:20] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/21 12:17:16] DarwickAK [1297/1669] has come upon Sanyi [1012/1638] and rocked it! 17 days, 01:58:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/02/21 16:29:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 23:06:22 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[02/02/21 16:54:24] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick [2113/4553] have team battled Qpe, wilk, and Sanyi [3650/4896] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/21 00:02:20] GDI [1095/1486] has come upon DarwickAK [731/1669] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:08:07 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/03/21 15:38:59] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:37:45 towards level 203.
[02/04/21 09:10:23] DarwickAK was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:08:25 from level 203.
[02/04/21 16:02:24] DarwickAK [1627/1669] has come upon luI [123/1455] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 05:07:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/05/21 12:22:13] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 13:10:14 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[02/05/21 12:43:08] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/21 19:26:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 2 days, 09:44:22 toward level 203.
[02/05/21 22:02:22] Darwick [1023/1431] has come upon DarwickAK [1456/1669] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 21:26:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/06/21 13:02:23] DarwickAK [305/1669] has come upon Qpe [1385/1516] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:58:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/06/21 15:54:02] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:40:48 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[02/07/21 04:49:25] DarwickAK [195/1669] has come upon Qpe [408/1516] and realized it was a bad decision! 42 days, 12:00:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/07/21 15:45:16] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 91 days, 17:43:12 is removed from their time toward level 204.
[02/08/21 12:09:17] GDI, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/21 15:02:20] wilk [788/1742] has come upon DarwickAK [1308/1669] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 15:02:38 is added to wilk's clock.
[02/09/21 11:02:23] [Sanyi] [879/1653] has come upon DarwickAK [1124/1669] and realized it was a bad decision! 17 days, 20:15:28 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/10/21 11:38:00] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 37 days, 19:12:11 is removed from their time toward level 204.
[02/11/21 03:02:21] DarwickAK [1378/1669] has come upon [Sanyi] [717/1653] and straight stomped them in combat! 34 days, 14:38:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/21 08:31:55] wilk, Sanyi, and peta [3654/4778] have team battled Qpe, DarwickAK, and luI [2945/4649] and won! 0 days, 01:27:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/21 11:29:03] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:17:43 is removed from their time toward level 204.
[02/12/21 11:20:08] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 23 with their belt. 0 days, 03:23:15 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 204.
[02/12/21 15:30:18] wilk, Sanyi, and gyilkos [1827/4845] have team battled peta, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [2813/4720] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/21 15:55:42] DarwickAK, luI, kocka, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/21 19:02:22] DarwickAK [822/1669] has come upon wilk [1663/1742] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:18:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/13/21 08:10:47] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:55:09 from level 204.
[02/13/21 10:02:21] 4R0N [600/1112] has come upon DarwickAK [1491/1669] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:07:00 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[02/14/21 06:02:23] DarwickAK [497/1669] has come upon 4R0N [939/1112] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 19:26:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/15/21 02:02:22] DarwickAK [1474/1669] has come upon Sanyi [975/1638] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 02:28:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/15/21 22:02:23] DarwickAK [436/1669] has come upon kocka [255/1652] and rocked it! 7 days, 00:33:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/15/21 22:02:23] DarwickAK has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:17:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/16/21 02:47:14] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, kocka, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/21 14:25:18] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 34 with their belt. 0 days, 03:23:39 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 204.
[02/16/21 15:33:08] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:43 from level 204.
[02/18/21 03:58:16] GDI, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/21 10:27:02] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:57:08 is removed from their time toward level 204.
[02/18/21 13:59:14] peta, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [1005/4705] have team battled kocka, Qpe, and [Sanyi] [3447/4840] and lost! 0 days, 10:32:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/21 14:07:35] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 55. 0 days, 03:23:05 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 204.
[02/18/21 20:02:21] Qpe [1248/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [346/1669] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 05:18:12 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[02/18/21 21:33:18] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:33 towards level 204.
[02/19/21 01:02:20] kocka [301/1652] has come upon DarwickAK [1413/1669] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 68 days, 08:12:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/19/21 16:38:07] gyilkos [813/1465] has come upon DarwickAK [44/1669] and straight stomped them in combat! 98 days, 14:10:59 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/20/21 05:06:30] Darwick [1156/1459] has come upon DarwickAK [501/1669] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 20:03:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/20/21 17:29:23] HellSpawn [372/1438] has come upon DarwickAK [1019/1669] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:42:31 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[02/21/21 01:00:35] 4R0N, gyilkos, and Darwick [2482/4036] have team battled DarwickAK, kocka, and GDI [1616/4798] and won! 1 day, 19:13:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/21 03:55:02] DarwickAK [195/1669] has come upon Darwick [1028/1459] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 54 days, 08:54:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/21/21 13:41:04] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 101 days, 17:45:20 is removed from their time toward level 205.
[02/21/21 14:43:37] HellSpawn [337/1438] has come upon DarwickAK [1032/1669] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 20:56:46 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[02/22/21 04:42:27] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 11:50:48 towards level 205.
[02/22/21 07:52:51] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, Qpe, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/21 07:34:00] [Sanyi] [523/1663] has come upon DarwickAK [1031/1669] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 57 days, 18:18:21 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/23/21 13:23:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 32 days, 06:16:18 is removed from their time toward level 205.
[02/24/21 01:02:19] DarwickAK [582/1669] has come upon kocka [629/1652] and realized it was a bad decision! 17 days, 09:34:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/24/21 16:02:20] DarwickAK [183/1660] has come upon luI [814/1455] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 08:39:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/24/21 22:02:02] Sanyi, GDI, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/21 22:02:07] luI [691/1455] has come upon DarwickAK [1472/1660] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 02:43:28 is added to luI's clock.
[02/25/21 07:02:20] DarwickAK [1069/1660] has come upon gyilkos [604/1465] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 12:54:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/25/21 10:33:14] DarwickAK [1342/1660] has come upon [Sanyi] [19/1665] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 04:17:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/25/21 10:38:42] HellSpawn [1068/1438] has come upon DarwickAK [847/1660] and gave em what was coming! 14 days, 11:18:39 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[02/27/21 09:07:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:55:52 is removed from their time toward level 205.
[02/27/21 09:46:36] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:21:46 towards level 205.
[02/27/21 12:47:42] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:28:17 is removed from their time toward level 205.
[02/27/21 23:59:52] GDI, DarwickAK, luI, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/21 11:02:41] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:09:01 from level 205.
[02/28/21 15:02:23] peta [781/1406] has come upon DarwickAK [1271/1660] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 19:21:21 is added to peta's clock.
[03/01/21 08:49:23] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:30:45 is removed from their time toward level 205.
[03/01/21 12:30:04] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 69 damage. 0 days, 03:24:22 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 205.
[03/03/21 15:09:01] Sanyi, GDI, and DarwickAK [4507/4826] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and gyilkos [2765/4782] and won! 2 days, 01:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/21 23:02:22] DarwickAK [670/1660] has come upon Sanyi [1635/1680] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:46:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/04/21 00:26:07] DarwickAK, gyilkos, Qpe, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/21 19:02:21] DarwickAK [1015/1660] has come upon Sanyi [504/1680] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 15:23:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/04/21 22:13:31] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, luI, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/21 22:23:51] DarwickAK [135/1660] has come upon [Sanyi] [1246/1665] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:06:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/05/21 00:02:21] kocka [1133/1652] has come upon DarwickAK [84/1660] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 16:28:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/05/21 20:02:23] HellSpawn [245/1438] has come upon DarwickAK [1541/1660] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 01:18:16 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/06/21 01:02:19] DarwickAK [1214/1660] has come upon HellSpawn [295/1438] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:39:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/06/21 08:05:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:30:59 is removed from their time toward level 205.
[03/06/21 11:45:43] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 46 with their belt. 0 days, 03:24:26 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 205.
[03/07/21 00:41:08] DarwickAK, luI, 4R0N, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/21 10:05:58] DarwickAK [1434/1660] has come upon Qpe [420/1525] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:53:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/07/21 11:30:14] DarwickAK [716/1660] has come upon IRPGbot [647/1886] and rocked it! 39 days, 00:52:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/08/21 03:02:20] Qpe [160/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [1461/1660] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:31:54 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/08/21 06:35:35] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 23:33:23 towards level 206.
[03/08/21 07:47:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 9 days, 21:24:56 is removed from their time toward level 206.
[03/09/21 04:02:20] DarwickAK [1271/1660] has come upon luI [12/1455] and straight stomped them in combat! 50 days, 22:15:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/09/21 07:38:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 18:29:15 is removed from their time toward level 206.
[03/09/21 19:13:53] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:50:46 towards level 206.
[03/10/21 05:05:09] kocka [1428/1652] has come upon DarwickAK [1494/1660] and realized it was a bad decision! 54 days, 13:44:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/10/21 15:02:21] DarwickAK [102/1660] has come upon Qpe [580/1525] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 04:38:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/21 01:02:21] DarwickAK [1091/1660] has come upon kocka [1345/1652] and got flexed on in combat! 21 days, 22:07:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/21 06:02:22] DarwickAK [1570/1660] has come upon 4R0N [674/1112] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 00:03:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/21 09:58:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 4 days, 19:39:11 toward level 206.
[03/11/21 20:02:36] [Sanyi], luI, and kocka [3121/4772] have team battled 4R0N, DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [1143/4210] and won! 0 days, 12:43:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/21 21:02:23] gyilkos [124/1474] has come upon DarwickAK [4/1660] and gave em what was coming! 19 days, 17:56:47 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/11/21 21:02:23] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 613 weapon! gyilkos picks it up, tossing his old level 591 weapon to DarwickAK.
[03/12/21 17:02:24] DarwickAK [177/1638] has come upon HellSpawn [1209/1438] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 00:17:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/13/21 17:19:28] wilk [1064/1742] has come upon DarwickAK [140/1653] and straight stomped them in combat! 47 days, 12:32:48 is removed from wilk's clock.
[03/14/21 23:46:36] Sanyi [807/1692] has come upon DarwickAK [22/1653] and straight stomped them in combat! 104 days, 03:11:12 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/14/21 23:46:36] Sanyi has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 14 days, 15:40:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/15/21 05:02:21] DarwickAK [461/1653] has come upon Darwick [1000/1485] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 20:03:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/15/21 06:45:30] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 51 with their belt. 0 days, 03:25:10 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 206.
[03/15/21 20:02:21] DarwickAK [376/1653] has come upon wilk [1711/1742] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 02:34:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/16/21 10:17:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 12 days, 11:36:38 is removed from their time toward level 206.
[03/16/21 11:31:06] Darwick, luI, and [Sanyi] [3164/4606] have team battled peta, HellSpawn, and DarwickAK [1634/4507] and won! 0 days, 00:43:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/21 16:02:24] DarwickAK [215/1653] has come upon IRPGbot [1419/1886] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 14:21:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/17/21 02:02:22] gyilkos [1458/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [278/1653] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:46:49 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/17/21 22:02:21] DarwickAK [1076/1664] has come upon HellSpawn [47/1438] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 08:19:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/18/21 09:59:33] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 167. 0 days, 03:25:45 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 206.
[03/19/21 01:35:19] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:41:58 towards level 206.
[03/19/21 11:53:13] GDI, DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/21 22:18:07] DarwickAK [1033/1664] has come upon HellSpawn [1038/1450] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 21:21:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/20/21 08:19:52] 4R0N [1015/1111] has come upon DarwickAK [675/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 01:50:04 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[03/20/21 10:02:22] DarwickAK [1499/1664] has come upon kocka [96/1707] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 06:53:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/20/21 12:50:02] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:44:46 towards level 206.
[03/21/21 01:02:20] Darwick [1359/1485] has come upon DarwickAK [1010/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 20:15:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/21/21 03:39:22] peta [24/1416] has come upon DarwickAK [761/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 52 days, 06:03:58 is added to peta's clock.
[03/21/21 07:30:28] Sanyi, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/21 16:26:29] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:04:12 towards level 206.
[03/22/21 10:46:43] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, Qpe, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/21 20:22:24] [Sanyi] [502/1666] has come upon DarwickAK [1166/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 58 days, 08:13:33 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/23/21 15:16:09] DarwickAK was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:29:43 from level 206.
[03/23/21 18:02:20] DarwickAK [1650/1664] has come upon peta [737/1416] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 07:54:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/24/21 01:02:58] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, luI, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/21 01:03:29] luI [265/1446] has come upon DarwickAK [835/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 01:23:32 is added to luI's clock.
[03/24/21 15:40:44] kocka [744/1707] has come upon DarwickAK [426/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 96 days, 11:35:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/24/21 15:47:01] kocka, GDI, and Darwick [2145/4678] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and luI [4201/4810] and lost! 0 days, 19:15:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/21 01:02:21] DarwickAK [1423/1664] has come upon HellSpawn [330/1453] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:08:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/26/21 01:02:21] DarwickAK has dealt HellSpawn a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:15:03 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/26/21 08:48:56] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:24:24 is removed from their time toward level 206.
[03/26/21 11:02:22] DarwickAK [1645/1664] has come upon HellSpawn [1321/1453] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:40:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/26/21 21:02:21] wilk [1002/1742] has come upon DarwickAK [1296/1664] and got flexed on in combat! 10 days, 20:26:46 is added to wilk's clock.
[03/27/21 02:02:22] kocka [1413/1707] has come upon DarwickAK [859/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 23:12:59 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/27/21 09:50:04] Qpe, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [687/4889] have team battled kocka, HellSpawn, and Darwick [3822/4645] and lost! 0 days, 07:49:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/21 08:14:12] Darwick [730/1485] has come upon DarwickAK [986/1664] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 07:45:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/29/21 09:45:40] DarwickAK [743/1664] has come upon IRPGbot [1771/1890] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 14:50:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/29/21 10:02:22] Qpe [238/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [1514/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 04:58:19 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/29/21 20:02:22] DarwickAK [1291/1664] has come upon kocka [189/1707] and straight stomped them in combat! 105 days, 12:46:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/30/21 05:33:00] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 158. 0 days, 03:26:10 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 207.
[03/30/21 08:03:49] DarwickAK [257/1664] has come upon Sanyi [1519/1700] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 20:16:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/01/21 03:02:20] wilk [548/1742] has come upon DarwickAK [1257/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:15:48 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/02/21 08:47:15] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 57. 0 days, 03:26:56 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 207.
[04/02/21 14:02:23] DarwickAK [11/1664] has come upon IRPGbot [1309/1890] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 22:07:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/02/21 21:44:24] GDI, DarwickAK, Darwick, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/21 04:57:45] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 38 days, 20:49:01 is removed from their time toward level 207.
[04/03/21 05:02:22] luI [161/1447] has come upon DarwickAK [500/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 61 days, 13:54:15 is added to luI's clock.
[04/03/21 08:38:20] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 00:34:00 is removed from their time toward level 207.
[04/03/21 10:02:22] Qpe [1422/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [1567/1664] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 14 days, 10:16:42 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/03/21 20:02:23] DarwickAK [1369/1664] has come upon kocka [1142/1707] and fucked they ass up! 33 days, 17:02:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/03/21 21:23:08] Sanyi, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/21 23:19:45] [Sanyi], Sanyi, and Qpe [3630/4891] have team battled peta, HellSpawn, and DarwickAK [3451/4555] and won! 0 days, 01:16:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/21 04:25:29] Sanyi [320/1700] has come upon DarwickAK [1110/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 59 days, 12:03:58 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/04/21 08:29:31] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 32. 0 days, 03:26:24 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 207.
[04/04/21 16:39:45] Sanyi, DarwickAK, luI, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/21 16:40:08] Qpe [167/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [1486/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 16:05:05 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/05/21 04:40:04] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 266. 0 days, 03:26:47 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 207.
[04/05/21 06:39:40] [Sanyi] [44/1666] has come upon DarwickAK [1100/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 09:20:23 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/06/21 04:31:18] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 18:01:20 is removed from their time toward level 207.
[04/06/21 04:49:50] Qpe, peta, and gyilkos [1033/4429] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and GDI [458/4607] and won! 3 days, 07:16:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/21 05:16:55] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:25:36 towards level 207.
[04/06/21 10:15:35] GDI [467/1496] has come upon DarwickAK [541/1664] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 53 days, 09:54:22 is added to GDI's clock.
[04/06/21 18:02:23] DarwickAK [911/1664] has come upon GDI [234/1496] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 18:04:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/07/21 08:03:04] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 00:14:03 is removed from their time toward level 207.
[04/07/21 19:02:22] Qpe [1513/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [1375/1664] and rocked it! 1 day, 16:00:53 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[04/07/21 19:26:12] DarwickAK [1322/1664] has come upon [Sanyi] [853/1666] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 01:24:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/08/21 17:58:16] DarwickAK [1137/1664] has come upon Darwick [619/1485] and straight stomped them in combat! 98 days, 14:10:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/08/21 20:02:21] DarwickAK [1141/1664] has come upon Sanyi [1359/1700] and got flexed on in combat! 29 days, 13:14:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/09/21 07:45:16] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 15:41:53 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[04/10/21 02:02:23] DarwickAK [152/1664] has come upon Qpe [167/1525] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 26 days, 05:07:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/10/21 03:55:50] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 21:17:42 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[04/10/21 17:50:12] Darwick [1393/1485] has come upon DarwickAK [252/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 47 days, 06:50:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/10/21 22:51:21] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:43:59 from level 208.
[04/11/21 07:27:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 27 days, 14:55:36 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[04/11/21 18:02:21] Qpe [278/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [1543/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 15:26:20 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/11/21 23:02:23] DarwickAK [1494/1664] has come upon gyilkos [246/1488] and straight stomped them in combat! 53 days, 16:42:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/12/21 00:26:07] wilk, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [4535/5072] have team battled luI, peta, and HellSpawn [190/4350] and won! 1 day, 14:37:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/21 03:51:41] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:46:04 towards level 208.
[04/12/21 06:58:36] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:56:23 towards level 208.
[04/12/21 07:18:37] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 496 damage. 0 days, 03:27:36 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 208.
[04/12/21 13:15:23] GDI, DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/21 10:09:04] GDI, DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/21 17:15:10] HellSpawn, Sanyi, and gyilkos [877/4675] have team battled luI, DarwickAK, and GDI [267/4607] and won! 0 days, 01:55:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/21 03:20:13] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 49 with their belt. 0 days, 03:27:33 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 208.
[04/14/21 11:02:20] GDI [296/1496] has come upon DarwickAK [763/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:19:32 is added to GDI's clock.
[04/14/21 21:02:24] DarwickAK [881/1664] has come upon IRPGbot [975/1890] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 02:43:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/21 02:02:22] peta [280/1416] has come upon DarwickAK [1439/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:13:34 is added to peta's clock.
[04/15/21 06:51:58] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 17:46:33 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[04/15/21 07:57:56] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, kocka, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/21 22:02:21] DarwickAK [398/1664] has come upon [Sanyi] [903/1666] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 08:03:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/21 22:43:17] Qpe [1063/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [1055/1664] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 22:30:41 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[04/16/21 02:47:38] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:04:45 from level 208.
[04/16/21 06:37:39] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:07 towards level 208.
[04/16/21 06:43:09] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 16:39:29 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[04/16/21 08:02:21] Sanyi [1194/1700] has come upon DarwickAK [1549/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 02:16:28 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/16/21 16:46:17] DarwickAK [751/1664] has come upon GDI [689/1496] and rocked it! 7 days, 17:49:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/21 02:53:44] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 18:54:54 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[04/17/21 05:41:54] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:24 towards level 208.
[04/17/21 10:25:08] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, kocka, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/21 19:02:20] Qpe [556/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [848/1664] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:37:37 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/18/21 00:02:22] DarwickAK [1111/1664] has come upon kocka [158/1710] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:41:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/18/21 06:46:23] peta [571/1435] has come upon DarwickAK [281/1664] and gave em what was coming! 92 days, 21:54:24 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/18/21 09:01:27] DarwickAK, luI, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/21 13:09:52] Qpe [348/1525] has come upon DarwickAK [661/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 43 days, 13:15:58 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/18/21 13:54:24] gyilkos [839/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [392/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 105 days, 15:05:17 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/18/21 15:02:21] Darwick [392/1485] has come upon DarwickAK [910/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:33:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/19/21 04:18:14] DarwickAK [722/1664] has come upon [Sanyi] [767/1666] and realized it was a bad decision! 59 days, 10:54:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/21 09:54:28] GDI, DarwickAK, Qpe, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/21 09:54:51] Qpe [647/1535] has come upon DarwickAK [888/1664] and got flexed on in combat! 42 days, 18:57:44 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/20/21 22:02:21] DarwickAK [1490/1664] has come upon Qpe [281/1535] and straight stomped them in combat! 78 days, 06:41:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/20/21 22:29:55] Qpe [281/1535] has come upon DarwickAK [591/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 53 days, 18:45:11 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/21/21 02:18:25] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 04:57:51 is removed from their time toward level 209.
[04/21/21 02:18:25] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 9. 0 days, 03:28:59 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 209.
[04/21/21 13:02:21] DarwickAK [758/1664] has come upon peta [509/1423] and fucked they ass up! 52 days, 04:35:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/22/21 02:09:33] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 25. 0 days, 03:28:38 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 209.
[04/22/21 13:35:45] DarwickAK, kocka, Qpe, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/21 14:23:48] DarwickAK died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:07:23 from level 209.
[04/22/21 19:02:20] DarwickAK [1201/1664] has come upon IRPGbot [1823/1886] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:39:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/22/21 23:30:58] GDI, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [2069/4859] have team battled wilk, [Sanyi], and kocka [3515/5131] and lost! 9 days, 02:45:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/21 20:02:21] GDI [124/1503] has come upon DarwickAK [1159/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 08:50:45 is added to GDI's clock.
[04/26/21 01:34:07] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 37. 0 days, 03:28:26 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 209.
[04/26/21 13:02:20] [Sanyi] [219/1666] has come upon DarwickAK [30/1664] and rocked it! 1 day, 09:09:15 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/27/21 09:02:20] DarwickAK [1461/1664] has come upon Darwick [630/1485] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 08:50:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/28/21 00:02:20] DarwickAK [666/1664] has come upon Qpe [10/1546] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 10:06:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/28/21 01:16:21] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 46 damage. 0 days, 03:28:28 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 209.
[04/28/21 05:02:20] DarwickAK [1187/1664] has come upon [Sanyi] [827/1666] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 05:54:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/28/21 10:02:22] Darwick [20/1485] has come upon DarwickAK [257/1664] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 12:10:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/28/21 13:45:09] DarwickAK [258/1664] has come upon GDI [1492/1503] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:16:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/29/21 16:02:23] kocka [1289/1710] has come upon DarwickAK [658/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 57 days, 18:27:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/30/21 00:58:32] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 34 with their belt. 0 days, 03:28:14 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 209.
[04/30/21 07:02:21] DarwickAK [782/1664] has come upon [Sanyi] [1364/1666] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:31:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/01/21 00:34:57] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, gyilkos, and wilk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/21 14:55:45] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:20 towards level 209.
[05/01/21 19:59:08] Sanyi, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/21 00:40:50] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:47:49 is removed from their time toward level 209.
[05/02/21 12:53:46] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, kocka, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/21 12:10:06] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:56 towards level 209.
[05/04/21 00:23:06] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:35:56 is removed from their time toward level 209.
[05/04/21 01:02:21] kocka [1370/1710] has come upon DarwickAK [1473/1676] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 19:20:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/04/21 03:55:46] GDI [285/1503] has come upon DarwickAK [245/1676] and rocked it! 96 days, 19:33:01 is removed from GDI's clock.
[05/04/21 09:45:07] gyilkos [992/1495] has come upon DarwickAK [802/1676] and gave em what was coming! 104 days, 14:45:01 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/04/21 12:18:56] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:29 towards level 209.
[05/05/21 00:14:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:12:34 is removed from their time toward level 209.
[05/05/21 04:13:05] DarwickAK [1368/1676] has come upon IRPGbot [796/1886] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 20:04:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/05/21 12:02:21] DarwickAK [245/1676] has come upon GDI [1334/1503] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 44 days, 12:36:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/06/21 00:05:19] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 18 days, 06:34:23 is removed from their time toward level 210.
[05/06/21 03:45:55] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 16 days, 14:46:14 is removed from their time toward level 210.
[05/06/21 23:56:27] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 08:35:31 is removed from their time toward level 210.
[05/07/21 15:46:47] luI [982/1484] has come upon DarwickAK [429/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 79 days, 03:13:49 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/07/21 22:21:02] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 18 days, 22:39:38 from level 210.
[05/08/21 02:43:33] Qpe [907/1566] has come upon DarwickAK [1295/1676] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 12:11:56 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/09/21 03:19:20] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 224 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:29:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 210.
[05/09/21 06:28:12] DarwickAK, gyilkos, Qpe, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/21 06:28:29] Qpe [1423/1566] has come upon DarwickAK [850/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 15:49:51 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[05/09/21 06:32:22] Qpe [1450/1566] has come upon DarwickAK [1100/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:38:42 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[05/09/21 16:02:21] luI [1100/1484] has come upon DarwickAK [133/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 23:35:05 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/09/21 22:20:24] wilk [831/1755] has come upon DarwickAK [375/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:30:39 is removed from wilk's clock.
[05/09/21 23:29:49] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 108. 0 days, 03:29:24 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 210.
[05/10/21 02:02:22] kocka [1401/1710] has come upon DarwickAK [758/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 50 days, 20:56:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/10/21 07:39:36] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and Qpe [106/4734] have team battled GDI, gyilkos, and Sanyi [1520/4696] and lost! 0 days, 02:44:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/21 22:02:20] wilk [858/1755] has come upon DarwickAK [539/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:34:47 is removed from wilk's clock.
[05/11/21 05:40:01] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:00:32 from level 210.
[05/11/21 08:02:20] GDI [694/1514] has come upon DarwickAK [246/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 23:48:30 is removed from GDI's clock.
[05/12/21 07:35:33] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/21 07:35:38] DarwickAK [689/1676] has come upon [Sanyi] [597/1666] and gave em what was coming! 53 days, 19:58:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/12/21 19:02:21] DarwickAK [265/1676] has come upon Darwick [490/1485] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 16:56:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/12/21 20:30:59] kocka, DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [565/4878] have team battled Sanyi, [Sanyi], and peta [1086/4793] and lost! 3 days, 08:38:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/21 23:03:03] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 18:35:08 is removed from their time toward level 210.
[05/13/21 04:05:10] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:37:19 towards level 210.
[05/13/21 07:13:30] Sanyi, DarwickAK, kocka, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/21 18:33:12] peta [112/1446] has come upon DarwickAK [437/1676] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 20:48:45 is added to peta's clock.
[05/14/21 10:34:43] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:45:51 towards level 210.
[05/14/21 16:02:21] DarwickAK [1390/1676] has come upon wilk [1745/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 07:52:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/15/21 07:53:12] GDI, DarwickAK, luI, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/21 12:02:21] peta [786/1446] has come upon DarwickAK [648/1676] and gave em what was coming! 22 days, 15:58:14 is removed from peta's clock.
[05/16/21 02:17:03] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 153. 0 days, 03:29:03 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 210.
[05/16/21 18:02:23] gyilkos [1290/1505] has come upon DarwickAK [116/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 124 days, 00:44:56 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/16/21 22:27:33] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 01:05:59 is removed from their time toward level 210.
[05/17/21 01:53:49] luI [814/1484] has come upon DarwickAK [1050/1676] and got flexed on in combat! 44 days, 10:08:46 is added to luI's clock.
[05/17/21 08:31:22] DarwickAK died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:08:00 from level 210.
[05/17/21 14:02:23] Sanyi [1026/1681] has come upon DarwickAK [310/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 52 days, 02:24:09 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[05/17/21 14:22:53] luI [195/1484] has come upon DarwickAK [1264/1676] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 57 days, 03:42:30 is added to luI's clock.
[05/18/21 15:32:35] DarwickAK, luI, wilk, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/21 17:02:21] Qpe [381/1552] has come upon DarwickAK [1636/1676] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:24:53 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/20/21 22:02:22] DarwickAK [945/1676] has come upon [Sanyi] [1589/1666] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 23:14:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/21/21 13:02:22] HellSpawn [1050/1466] has come upon DarwickAK [453/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:01:00 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/21/21 22:59:29] Qpe [264/1552] has come upon DarwickAK [1597/1676] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 44 days, 10:08:46 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/22/21 01:23:47] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 269 with their belt. 0 days, 03:29:26 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 210.
[05/22/21 04:02:20] DarwickAK [66/1676] has come upon Qpe [852/1552] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 16:54:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/25/21 15:27:30] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:17:41 towards level 210.
[05/25/21 17:34:20] GDI, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/21 09:54:00] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:48 towards level 210.
[05/26/21 11:10:19] wilk [1276/1755] has come upon DarwickAK [1021/1676] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 00:53:18 is removed from wilk's clock.
[05/27/21 02:10:22] DarwickAK [446/1676] has come upon Qpe [1470/1552] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:21:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/27/21 07:04:11] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:37 towards level 210.
[05/27/21 12:10:19] Darwick [1077/1502] has come upon DarwickAK [611/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 12:11:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/27/21 16:36:31] peta [521/1446] has come upon DarwickAK [1117/1676] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 43 days, 01:56:13 is added to peta's clock.
[05/29/21 09:58:44] DarwickAK, peta, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/21 13:45:25] DarwickAK, wilk, and gyilkos [2080/4942] have team battled HellSpawn, Qpe, and luI [3297/4502] and lost! 0 days, 06:35:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/21 04:46:01] Darwick, Sanyi, and luI [1560/4704] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and kocka [4288/5045] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/21 09:46:10] DarwickAK, peta, wilk, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/21 09:48:38] peta [1231/1446] has come upon DarwickAK [1360/1682] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 09:10:33 is added to peta's clock.
[05/31/21 13:17:30] GDI [626/1469] has come upon DarwickAK [431/1682] and rocked it! 2 days, 01:50:57 is removed from GDI's clock.
[05/31/21 14:01:27] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:54:36 is removed from their time toward level 210.
[06/01/21 09:15:35] DarwickAK, wilk, GDI, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/21 10:09:42] wilk [632/1755] has come upon DarwickAK [304/1682] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 15:42:56 is removed from wilk's clock.
[06/01/21 23:49:50] DarwickAK [1003/1682] has come upon wilk [362/1755] and straight stomped them in combat! 54 days, 01:10:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/02/21 05:00:11] Darwick, DarwickAK, luI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/21 12:15:07] Qpe, GDI, and gyilkos [2637/4526] have team battled luI, DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [2833/4632] and lost! 5 days, 22:37:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/21 20:17:29] GDI [296/1469] has come upon DarwickAK [1114/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 71 days, 06:06:36 is added to GDI's clock.
[06/03/21 06:17:26] kocka [1354/1697] has come upon DarwickAK [851/1682] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 17:47:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/03/21 11:17:28] Sanyi [1165/1718] has come upon DarwickAK [1210/1682] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 16 days, 11:44:45 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[06/03/21 16:09:11] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick [2216/4689] have team battled Sanyi, kocka, and luI [2193/4899] and won! 0 days, 01:53:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/21 16:17:26] DarwickAK [598/1682] has come upon kocka [1163/1697] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 31 days, 06:54:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/04/21 20:50:56] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:49:04 towards level 211.
[06/04/21 22:17:30] DarwickAK [210/1682] has come upon peta [1293/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 15:10:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/06/21 09:17:27] DarwickAK [1110/1682] has come upon Darwick [652/1502] and straight stomped them in combat! 82 days, 08:02:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/06/21 09:27:54] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 22:55:08 is removed from their time toward level 211.
[06/06/21 13:08:27] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 17:58:50 is removed from their time toward level 211.
[06/06/21 14:17:30] DarwickAK [36/1682] has come upon Darwick [1150/1502] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 18:37:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/07/21 00:17:29] DarwickAK [1007/1682] has come upon Qpe [137/1552] and straight stomped them in combat! 35 days, 00:30:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/07/21 09:19:04] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 22 damage. 0 days, 03:30:48 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 211.
[06/07/21 12:59:38] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 3 with their belt. 0 days, 03:30:22 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 211.
[06/07/21 19:28:29] luI [848/1484] has come upon DarwickAK [1655/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 45 days, 22:51:06 is added to luI's clock.
[06/09/21 02:17:26] GDI [1352/1469] has come upon DarwickAK [431/1682] and straight stomped them in combat! 90 days, 02:01:57 is removed from GDI's clock.
[06/09/21 09:19:53] Qpe, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/21 22:17:27] DarwickAK [164/1682] has come upon wilk [1673/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 14:15:55 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/10/21 03:16:35] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:15:35 towards level 211.
[06/10/21 08:17:26] [Sanyi] [566/1666] has come upon DarwickAK [1433/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:29:42 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/10/21 12:33:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 02:54:37 is removed from their time toward level 211.
[06/10/21 15:49:05] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:50:11 towards level 211.
[06/10/21 18:17:27] Qpe [97/1552] has come upon DarwickAK [652/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:49:09 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/11/21 11:49:35] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and wilk [1206/4957] have team battled Sanyi, luI, and Qpe [2401/4754] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/21 14:17:28] HellSpawn [397/1466] has come upon DarwickAK [715/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:17:13 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/12/21 08:34:51] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 85. 0 days, 03:30:50 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 211.
[06/13/21 18:12:02] GDI, Qpe, and wilk [4015/4790] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI [3434/4836] and won! 0 days, 03:21:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/21 21:17:30] luI [825/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [1109/1682] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 22:21:20 is added to luI's clock.
[06/14/21 10:20:16] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:52:07 towards level 211.
[06/15/21 03:17:27] DarwickAK [1167/1682] has come upon Darwick [402/1502] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 07:01:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/15/21 03:17:27] DarwickAK has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:26:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/15/21 07:13:57] DarwickAK, peta, wilk, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/21 07:14:02] peta [543/1456] has come upon DarwickAK [491/1682] and rocked it! 12 days, 14:51:22 is removed from peta's clock.
[06/15/21 07:16:17] peta [1258/1456] has come upon DarwickAK [1601/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 11:51:24 is added to peta's clock.
[06/15/21 20:02:58] wilk [98/1878] has come upon DarwickAK [582/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:05:12 is added to wilk's clock.
[06/17/21 07:17:43] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:55 towards level 211.
[06/18/21 07:41:37] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 16. 0 days, 03:30:08 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 211.
[06/18/21 09:52:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 21:45:34 toward level 211.
[06/19/21 09:56:35] Qpe, [Sanyi], and wilk [51/5084] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and GDI [1636/4897] and lost! 0 days, 08:54:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/21 15:58:36] [Sanyi], GDI, and luI [948/4637] have team battled DarwickAK, wilk, and Qpe [4392/5100] and lost! 4 days, 20:40:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/21 10:03:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 13:31:15 toward level 211.
[06/20/21 11:04:16] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 05:41:02 is removed from their time toward level 211.
[06/21/21 00:20:21] Qpe, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/21 09:17:30] DarwickAK [198/1682] has come upon Qpe [442/1552] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:58:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/21/21 10:55:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:36:54 is removed from their time toward level 211.
[06/21/21 13:55:30] DarwickAK [1224/1682] has come upon Sanyi [540/1732] and straight stomped them in combat! 110 days, 15:36:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/21/21 19:17:27] DarwickAK [1012/1682] has come upon IRPGbot [247/1926] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 01:28:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/22/21 00:17:27] DarwickAK [685/1682] has come upon HellSpawn [804/1466] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 22:10:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/22/21 11:54:16] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/22/21 23:02:38] DarwickAK [173/1667] has come upon wilk [631/1860] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 15:24:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/24/21 14:33:04] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:49:14 towards level 212.
[06/24/21 17:17:29] DarwickAK [284/1667] has come upon Darwick [532/1509] and realized it was a bad decision! 23 days, 23:33:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/24/21 20:22:43] DarwickAK, peta, luI, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/21 07:43:50] Sanyi [1519/1732] has come upon DarwickAK [439/1667] and straight stomped them in combat! 109 days, 19:33:02 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/25/21 10:19:56] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 03:21:11 is removed from their time toward level 212.
[06/25/21 13:17:26] GDI [778/1476] has come upon DarwickAK [1630/1667] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 10:03:24 is added to GDI's clock.
[06/25/21 23:52:29] DarwickAK, wilk, Joska, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/21 11:15:12] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/21 19:17:28] DarwickAK [862/1674] has come upon GDI [42/1476] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 22:13:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/26/21 19:31:17] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Joska have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/21 10:02:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 23:33:05 is removed from their time toward level 212.
[06/27/21 20:17:27] DarwickAK [961/1674] has come upon Sanyi [1142/1732] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 15:32:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/29/21 11:17:08] Darwick, DarwickAK, luI, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/21 11:17:20] DarwickAK [749/1674] has come upon Darwick [689/1633] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 16:10:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/29/21 17:39:49] DarwickAK, Darwick, and wilk [2391/5199] have team battled luI, GDI, and peta [107/4300] and won! 0 days, 05:00:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/21 10:57:46] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:24 towards level 212.
[07/01/21 09:26:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 15:50:38 is removed from their time toward level 212.
[07/01/21 14:15:48] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, Joska, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/21 14:15:53] HellSpawn [249/1466] has come upon DarwickAK [1261/1674] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 19:34:21 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/01/21 15:06:17] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:57 towards level 212.
[07/02/21 10:17:30] Joska [176/1853] has come upon DarwickAK [1042/1674] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 21:02:23 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/03/21 05:07:55] peta [566/1437] has come upon DarwickAK [9/1674] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 07:48:49 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/03/21 14:10:14] Darwick, DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/21 15:35:04] Sanyi [1573/1649] has come upon DarwickAK [876/1674] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:30:10 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/03/21 15:35:04] Sanyi has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:04:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/03/21 23:01:55] DarwickAK [1460/1674] has come upon Joska [1214/1853] and rocked it! 90 days, 23:33:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/04/21 18:29:25] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, Sanyi, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/21 03:17:29] DarwickAK [1383/1674] has come upon [Sanyi] [70/1662] and straight stomped them in combat! 44 days, 12:13:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/05/21 18:17:27] Darwick [1577/1633] has come upon DarwickAK [1365/1674] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 11:41:22 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/05/21 20:16:27] wilk, Sanyi, and peta [1186/4978] have team battled [Sanyi], Qpe, and DarwickAK [200/4792] and won! 2 days, 22:25:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/21 05:02:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 01:16:25 is removed from their time toward level 213.
[07/06/21 09:17:28] Sanyi [36/1649] has come upon DarwickAK [124/1674] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 34 days, 13:20:24 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[07/06/21 22:49:32] peta [281/1437] has come upon DarwickAK [143/1674] and rocked it! 2 days, 19:41:03 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/07/21 04:25:30] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, Sanyi, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/21 06:08:49] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, 4R0N, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/21 21:17:30] Darwick [1499/1641] has come upon DarwickAK [513/1674] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:55:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/09/21 04:35:33] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 13:45:58 is removed from their time toward level 213.
[07/09/21 05:25:45] DarwickAK, peta, wilk, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/21 07:18:54] peta [1020/1437] has come upon DarwickAK [94/1674] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:57:43 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/09/21 18:39:34] DarwickAK [1393/1674] has come upon [Sanyi] [1180/1672] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 09:43:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/09/21 21:23:50] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:18 from level 213.
[07/10/21 02:25:55] DarwickAK got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:14:47 from level 213.
[07/10/21 08:07:21] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 12:33:00 is removed from their time toward level 213.
[07/11/21 00:53:33] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/21 04:17:27] Joska [73/1853] has come upon DarwickAK [1663/1674] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:46:44 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/11/21 05:28:06] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:16 towards level 213.
[07/11/21 09:17:29] luI [813/1488] has come upon DarwickAK [1015/1674] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 21 days, 02:32:23 is added to luI's clock.
[07/11/21 10:53:16] DarwickAK [1052/1674] has come upon HellSpawn [1250/1466] and got flexed on in combat! 22 days, 08:24:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/12/21 00:12:39] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, 4R0N, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/12/21 00:17:28] gyilkos [401/1532] has come upon DarwickAK [1371/1674] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 13:31:16 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/12/21 03:00:07] Qpe, wilk, and DarwickAK [3834/5012] have team battled HellSpawn, gyilkos, and Sanyi [909/4647] and won! 6 days, 16:31:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/21 20:17:29] DarwickAK [1299/1674] has come upon Qpe [231/1446] and straight stomped them in combat! 66 days, 02:16:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/13/21 16:17:30] Darwick [1297/1641] has come upon DarwickAK [1049/1674] and gave em what was coming! 30 days, 10:23:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/13/21 21:17:27] DarwickAK [1571/1674] has come upon wilk [768/1892] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 08:09:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/14/21 17:17:28] DarwickAK [38/1674] has come upon IRPGbot [1746/1893] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 16:33:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/15/21 01:46:08] Qpe, DarwickAK, Joska, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/21 07:23:13] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 03:24:27 is removed from their time toward level 214.
[07/15/21 18:17:28] DarwickAK [366/1674] has come upon luI [699/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 01:43:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/15/21 23:17:23] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:10:13 towards level 214.
[07/16/21 04:31:41] [Sanyi], wilk, and gyilkos [1605/5096] have team battled Qpe, DarwickAK, and luI [499/4608] and won! 0 days, 07:34:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/21 04:51:03] Joska [1454/1853] has come upon DarwickAK [753/1674] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 16:28:25 is removed from Joska's clock.
[07/16/21 07:35:43] Qpe [440/1446] has come upon DarwickAK [778/1674] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 46 days, 20:30:35 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/16/21 19:23:25] Darwick, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/21 06:48:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 12 days, 23:40:55 toward level 214.
[07/17/21 23:51:03] Darwick, DarwickAK, peta, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/21 23:53:14] HellSpawn [283/1466] has come upon DarwickAK [1262/1674] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:01:27 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/18/21 01:17:30] [Sanyi] [1416/1672] has come upon DarwickAK [439/1674] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 11:33:10 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/18/21 06:17:26] DarwickAK [705/1674] has come upon Qpe [943/1446] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 13:17:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/18/21 06:56:28] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:26:31 is removed from their time toward level 214.
[07/19/21 02:17:29] DarwickAK [1399/1674] has come upon luI [171/1488] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 18:07:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/19/21 03:12:27] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/21 04:08:12] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:59:24 from level 214.
[07/19/21 21:02:47] Qpe, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/21 21:33:47] 4R0N [308/1150] has come upon DarwickAK [1632/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 20:25:38 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/20/21 06:38:35] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:38:50 is removed from their time toward level 214.
[07/20/21 17:48:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 2 days, 21:30:00 toward level 214.
[07/20/21 23:17:29] Sanyi [1439/1732] has come upon DarwickAK [849/1682] and straight stomped them in combat! 148 days, 17:04:20 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/21/21 02:32:36] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Sanyi [732/4564] have team battled peta, gyilkos, and HellSpawn [3211/4334] and lost! 0 days, 22:57:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/21 02:49:06] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 01:30:03 is removed from their time toward level 214.
[07/21/21 04:17:30] HellSpawn [1058/1466] has come upon DarwickAK [270/1682] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:30:01 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/21/21 11:49:08] [Sanyi], luI, and gyilkos [3231/4692] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and peta [2330/4750] and won! 6 days, 06:13:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/21 13:32:41] DarwickAK, wilk, HellSpawn, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/21 14:17:28] DarwickAK [1338/1682] has come upon HellSpawn [1143/1466] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:26:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/22/21 00:01:57] Sanyi, gyilkos, and Joska [4200/5117] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Qpe [1527/4800] and won! 2 days, 13:48:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 04:16:32] luI, peta, and HellSpawn [2033/4290] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Joska [2980/4685] and lost! 0 days, 12:01:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/21 07:00:01] HellSpawn, gyilkos, and Darwick [2571/4648] have team battled DarwickAK, peta, and [Sanyi] [1480/4690] and won! 0 days, 15:18:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 08:15:43] Qpe, DarwickAK, wilk, and Joska have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/21 05:06:32] DarwickAK [368/1682] has come upon luI [556/1488] and realized it was a bad decision! 46 days, 23:05:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/23/21 06:12:05] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 12 days, 13:19:04 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[07/23/21 08:48:46] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 26 days, 05:28:02 towards level 215.
[07/23/21 11:17:27] Sanyi [259/1732] has come upon DarwickAK [803/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 20:07:17 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[07/23/21 14:06:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 108 days, 02:42:52 toward level 215.
[07/24/21 02:22:36] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 49 days, 14:43:43 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[07/24/21 07:17:26] DarwickAK [551/1682] has come upon peta [356/1336] and rocked it! 26 days, 05:40:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/25/21 08:17:29] [Sanyi] [194/1672] has come upon DarwickAK [690/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:19:23 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/27/21 03:44:40] DarwickAK, 4R0N, wilk, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/21 04:31:03] wilk [212/1892] has come upon DarwickAK [363/1682] and got flexed on in combat! 14 days, 23:35:44 is added to wilk's clock.
[07/27/21 10:17:27] DarwickAK [477/1682] has come upon IRPGbot [505/1926] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 03:06:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/27/21 15:17:30] DarwickAK [1100/1682] has come upon Joska [1178/1853] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 00:51:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/27/21 16:41:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 6 days, 03:07:53 toward level 215.
[07/29/21 01:38:18] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 04:55:47 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[07/30/21 09:15:50] wilk [1275/1892] has come upon DarwickAK [1041/1682] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 07:07:32 is removed from wilk's clock.
[07/31/21 01:20:32] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:49:57 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[07/31/21 05:01:08] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 03:56:08 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[08/02/21 06:17:29] [Sanyi] [1438/1683] has come upon DarwickAK [1587/1682] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 15:40:19 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/03/21 00:53:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:49:18 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[08/03/21 02:17:28] wilk [364/1892] has come upon DarwickAK [325/1682] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 01:34:27 is removed from wilk's clock.
[08/03/21 02:17:28] wilk has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:57:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/03/21 04:34:34] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:36:46 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[08/03/21 04:34:34] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 134 damage. 0 days, 03:34:23 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 215.
[08/03/21 18:51:33] DarwickAK, peta, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/21 22:17:27] Sanyi [389/1710] has come upon DarwickAK [1193/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:14:44 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/04/21 01:43:42] DarwickAK got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:57:14 from level 215.
[08/04/21 08:17:28] DarwickAK [710/1682] has come upon Darwick [1389/1650] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:26:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/04/21 18:17:27] DarwickAK [671/1682] has come upon Qpe [1395/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 03:57:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/06/21 00:17:13] Darwick, DarwickAK, peta, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/21 00:17:13] peta [145/1336] has come upon DarwickAK [1445/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 55 days, 15:04:10 is added to peta's clock.
[08/06/21 05:17:29] DarwickAK [1279/1682] has come upon Sanyi [1006/1710] and rocked it! 4 days, 05:18:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/06/21 10:17:30] DarwickAK [919/1682] has come upon HellSpawn [240/1466] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:55:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/07/21 00:18:46] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:25:16 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[08/07/21 00:18:46] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 136. 0 days, 03:34:22 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 215.
[08/07/21 03:59:22] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 68. 0 days, 03:34:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 215.
[08/08/21 02:17:30] DarwickAK [773/1682] has come upon kocka [1483/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:41:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/08/21 03:30:45] luI, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] [3771/4637] have team battled wilk, DarwickAK, and Joska [4830/5427] and lost! 2 days, 13:29:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/21 07:17:29] [Sanyi] [1196/1683] has come upon DarwickAK [584/1682] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 17:58:19 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/08/21 14:55:23] DarwickAK [717/1682] has come upon Darwick [1238/1639] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:30:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/08/21 22:17:27] Darwick [929/1639] has come upon DarwickAK [833/1682] and rocked it! 81 days, 10:06:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/09/21 06:31:38] DarwickAK [1404/1682] has come upon Darwick [820/1639] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 17:20:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/09/21 18:17:27] DarwickAK [1339/1682] has come upon Joska [714/1853] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:02:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/10/21 23:43:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:29:24 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[08/11/21 06:13:58] DarwickAK [777/1682] has come upon Darwick [260/1639] and straight stomped them in combat! 108 days, 17:54:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/11/21 10:17:28] peta [709/1336] has come upon DarwickAK [1658/1682] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 19:10:58 is added to peta's clock.
[08/12/21 03:15:08] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 341. 0 days, 03:35:06 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 216.
[08/12/21 11:17:28] DarwickAK [136/1694] has come upon Joska [1629/1853] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 19:08:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/12/21 16:17:30] DarwickAK [1008/1694] has come upon [Sanyi] [1298/1683] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 37 days, 04:31:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/13/21 03:06:12] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 170 damage. 0 days, 03:35:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 216.
[08/13/21 10:06:55] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 19:52:13 from level 216.
[08/13/21 13:56:03] HellSpawn [1069/1466] has come upon DarwickAK [937/1694] and gave em what was coming! 44 days, 07:14:15 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[08/13/21 13:56:08] HellSpawn [503/1466] has come upon DarwickAK [1160/1694] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 18:51:39 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/13/21 17:17:28] DarwickAK [282/1694] has come upon [Sanyi] [368/1683] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 50 days, 20:48:41 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/13/21 20:02:35] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Joska [4760/5275] have team battled 4R0N, gyilkos, and wilk [3330/4593] and won! 10 days, 05:05:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/21 22:17:30] DarwickAK [902/1694] has come upon Joska [760/1853] and fucked they ass up! 94 days, 02:03:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/14/21 02:57:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 17:13:36 is removed from their time toward level 216.
[08/14/21 03:17:29] DarwickAK [1184/1694] has come upon 4R0N [835/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 19:22:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/14/21 08:17:30] DarwickAK [788/1694] has come upon kocka [1289/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 03:46:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/14/21 10:46:03] kocka [731/1702] has come upon DarwickAK [1503/1694] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:00:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/14/21 10:46:12] kocka [941/1702] has come upon DarwickAK [1263/1694] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:18:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/14/21 13:17:28] DarwickAK [626/1694] has come upon Joska [1603/1853] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 06:12:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/14/21 23:17:28] DarwickAK [1248/1694] has come upon wilk [647/1892] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 13:35:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/15/21 07:42:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 34 days, 22:15:34 toward level 216.
[08/15/21 16:33:47] peta, Sanyi, and Qpe [1322/4510] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and HellSpawn [4343/4654] and lost! 5 days, 03:42:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/21 02:39:48] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 11:49:58 is removed from their time toward level 216.
[08/16/21 03:37:48] DarwickAK, peta, wilk, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/21 05:17:27] DarwickAK [1351/1694] has come upon 4R0N [497/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 14:36:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/16/21 20:17:28] DarwickAK [1385/1694] has come upon luI [1395/1494] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 13:15:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/17/21 06:17:29] DarwickAK [635/1694] has come upon Qpe [130/1446] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 19:28:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/18/21 02:21:59] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 04:19:19 is removed from their time toward level 216.
[08/18/21 10:07:43] Darwick [584/1639] has come upon DarwickAK [534/1694] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:30:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/18/21 22:17:27] wilk [907/1911] has come upon DarwickAK [992/1693] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 21:35:09 is added to wilk's clock.
[08/19/21 03:17:28] wilk [215/1911] has come upon DarwickAK [91/1693] and fucked they ass up! 22 days, 04:14:11 is removed from wilk's clock.
[08/19/21 03:53:00] DarwickAK, Sanyi, and peta [2366/4757] have team battled wilk, 4R0N, and Darwick [4058/4720] and lost! 1 day, 04:56:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/21 08:17:28] DarwickAK [1596/1693] has come upon [Sanyi] [1090/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 10:24:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/19/21 13:41:26] 4R0N [918/1169] has come upon DarwickAK [1478/1693] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 00:35:06 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/19/21 23:17:27] Joska [63/1853] has come upon DarwickAK [1556/1693] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 15:50:53 is added to Joska's clock.
[08/20/21 01:22:01] 4R0N [143/1169] has come upon DarwickAK [1549/1693] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 17:06:30 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/20/21 14:17:26] HellSpawn [1386/1466] has come upon DarwickAK [1683/1693] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 08:58:01 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/20/21 22:14:50] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 16:12:21 is removed from their time toward level 216.
[08/21/21 04:17:11] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:49 from level 216.
[08/21/21 05:17:26] DarwickAK [697/1693] has come upon HellSpawn [1094/1466] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:19:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/21/21 12:05:26] DarwickAK [1339/1693] has come upon Darwick [826/1640] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 19:53:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/21/21 15:17:30] DarwickAK [872/1693] has come upon Qpe [1185/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:06:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/21/21 16:31:30] DarwickAK [934/1693] has come upon Darwick [718/1640] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 12:30:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/21/21 21:55:45] peta, Sanyi, and wabbit_ [924/4196] have team battled [Sanyi], 4R0N, and DarwickAK [639/4538] and won! 1 day, 14:16:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/21 01:17:29] DarwickAK [1538/1693] has come upon kocka [1034/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:02:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/22/21 11:09:27] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and 4R0N [2415/4394] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and peta [4095/4635] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/21 13:11:48] DarwickAK [1530/1693] has come upon Joska [158/1853] and straight stomped them in combat! 94 days, 20:14:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/22/21 21:57:10] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 20:46:18 is removed from their time toward level 217.
[08/23/21 08:27:16] Darwick, DarwickAK, wilk, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/21 17:17:27] DarwickAK [346/1693] has come upon Sanyi [560/1737] and realized it was a bad decision! 21 days, 21:11:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/24/21 14:28:24] Qpe, DarwickAK, Joska, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/21 18:17:28] kocka [774/1702] has come upon DarwickAK [1645/1706] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 65 days, 13:35:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/25/21 04:17:27] DarwickAK [1287/1706] has come upon IRPGbot [581/1932] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 07:01:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/25/21 05:25:28] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:44:46 towards level 217.
[08/25/21 09:17:27] DarwickAK [1586/1706] has come upon luI [61/1494] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 18:06:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/25/21 15:56:33] Darwick, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/21 10:17:28] DarwickAK [299/1706] has come upon wilk [640/1911] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:08:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/26/21 17:41:43] DarwickAK, Darwick, and Joska [1440/5199] have team battled 4R0N, Sanyi, and wilk [3204/4817] and lost! 1 day, 12:31:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/21 20:01:37] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, peta, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/21 22:39:39] Sanyi, Darwick, and HellSpawn [3868/4865] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and luI [1220/4876] and won! 0 days, 07:34:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/21 01:02:16] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 07:35:04 is removed from their time toward level 217.
[08/27/21 02:14:44] DarwickAK, kocka, and [Sanyi] [2159/5084] have team battled HellSpawn, Qpe, and Sanyi [3034/4671] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/21 06:06:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 03:57:16 from level 217.
[08/27/21 19:55:59] Darwick, DarwickAK, peta, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/21 03:10:27] Sanyi, luI, and [Sanyi] [4712/4907] have team battled DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and gyilkos [4205/4726] and won! 8 days, 22:26:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/21 06:24:28] DarwickAK [434/1706] has come upon [Sanyi] [1461/1676] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 03:36:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/28/21 22:17:28] DarwickAK [69/1706] has come upon Sanyi [649/1737] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 09:36:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/29/21 01:15:03] peta [1094/1336] has come upon DarwickAK [72/1706] and straight stomped them in combat! 103 days, 05:43:03 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/29/21 13:17:29] DarwickAK [1680/1706] has come upon Joska [1268/1936] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 23:01:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/29/21 20:50:29] Qpe, Darwick, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/21 20:55:08] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 42 damage. 0 days, 03:36:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 217.
[08/30/21 04:17:28] DarwickAK [369/1706] has come upon Qpe [1071/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:13:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/31/21 20:12:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 23:39:49 from level 217.
[08/31/21 20:37:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 17:04:24 is removed from their time toward level 217.
[09/01/21 11:03:12] DarwickAK was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:07:06 from level 217.
[09/02/21 00:08:52] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:48:08 is removed from their time toward level 217.
[09/02/21 02:19:31] gyilkos [465/1532] has come upon DarwickAK [230/1706] and gave em what was coming! 28 days, 09:13:42 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/02/21 17:19:32] DarwickAK [1023/1706] has come upon luI [749/1502] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 05:44:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/02/21 19:00:32] DarwickAK, Darwick, Qpe, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/21 19:59:32] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI [3394/4881] have team battled peta, 4R0N, and Darwick [3135/4145] and won! 0 days, 11:09:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/21 22:19:31] DarwickAK [1404/1706] has come upon Qpe [1357/1446] and rocked it! 0 days, 17:19:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/03/21 23:15:48] DarwickAK [1445/1706] has come upon luI [1427/1502] and gave em what was coming! 84 days, 22:40:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/04/21 23:42:18] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 33 days, 22:35:29 is removed from their time toward level 218.
[09/05/21 15:39:20] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:52:24 towards level 218.
[09/05/21 18:38:19] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:23:37 towards level 218.
[09/06/21 06:19:30] DarwickAK [576/1706] has come upon Darwick [743/1640] and realized it was a bad decision! 22 days, 00:50:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/07/21 17:23:27] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:05:28 towards level 218.
[09/07/21 19:15:21] Qpe [739/1446] has come upon DarwickAK [1123/1706] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 00:22:04 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/07/21 19:35:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 16:36:55 is removed from their time toward level 218.
[09/08/21 08:19:30] HellSpawn [1316/1357] has come upon DarwickAK [11/1706] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 06:51:49 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/08/21 12:14:27] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 06:00:06 towards level 218.
[09/08/21 13:58:26] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:21:54 towards level 218.
[09/09/21 14:36:57] DarwickAK, kocka, luI, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/21 19:19:31] DarwickAK [974/1706] has come upon IRPGbot [556/2044] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 01:20:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/10/21 15:56:37] DarwickAK, gyilkos, Sanyi, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/21 18:59:41] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:34:18 is removed from their time toward level 218.
[09/11/21 22:40:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 00:46:41 is removed from their time toward level 218.
[09/12/21 17:42:10] DarwickAK, Darwick, luI, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/21 18:33:13] luI [870/1504] has come upon DarwickAK [379/1723] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 05:26:04 is removed from luI's clock.
[09/12/21 19:17:34] luI [410/1504] has come upon DarwickAK [807/1723] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 11:35:49 is added to luI's clock.
[09/13/21 01:21:07] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Joska [1619/5332] have team battled kocka, Qpe, and HellSpawn [2141/4505] and lost! 0 days, 20:50:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/21 03:19:29] Darwick [848/1640] has come upon DarwickAK [1203/1723] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 55 days, 16:48:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/13/21 13:19:29] DarwickAK [397/1723] has come upon [Sanyi] [96/1673] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 05:29:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/13/21 18:41:58] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 10:06:02 is removed from their time toward level 218.
[09/14/21 09:19:29] DarwickAK [1246/1723] has come upon HellSpawn [41/1357] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:44:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/14/21 22:24:17] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:48 towards level 218.
[09/15/21 00:56:27] DarwickAK, Darwick, Joska, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/21 08:52:06] HellSpawn [174/1357] has come upon DarwickAK [542/1723] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 22:14:01 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/15/21 22:04:36] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 84. 0 days, 03:37:02 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 218.
[09/16/21 13:36:26] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:27 towards level 218.
[09/16/21 18:15:17] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:19:06 is removed from their time toward level 218.
[09/16/21 23:01:25] DarwickAK, Qpe, luI, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/21 23:11:22] DarwickAK [1495/1723] has come upon Joska [217/1936] and straight stomped them in combat! 97 days, 20:17:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/17/21 12:19:30] Qpe [829/1446] has come upon DarwickAK [1701/1723] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:37:26 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/17/21 14:50:01] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 20:55:07 towards level 219.
[09/17/21 18:06:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 23:18:06 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[09/17/21 23:14:40] DarwickAK, Sanyi, HellSpawn, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/21 05:18:46] Darwick, DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [4641/4720] have team battled wilk, gyilkos, and luI [1583/5079] and won! 4 days, 03:31:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/21 17:57:19] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 15:57:19 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[09/19/21 03:36:53] DarwickAK, Sanyi, HellSpawn, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/21 14:19:29] DarwickAK [483/1723] has come upon Qpe [630/1446] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 03:07:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/19/21 19:19:31] DarwickAK [130/1723] has come upon HellSpawn [1098/1357] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 06:08:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/20/21 05:19:30] Joska [160/1936] has come upon DarwickAK [112/1723] and rocked it! 32 days, 08:24:00 is removed from Joska's clock.
[09/20/21 17:39:41] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 14 damage. 0 days, 03:38:15 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 219.
[09/20/21 22:59:33] DarwickAK, gyilkos, wilk, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/21 12:39:14] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:09:28 towards level 219.
[09/21/21 17:30:47] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 04:15:45 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[09/21/21 17:53:07] DarwickAK, kocka, luI, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/21 18:02:09] luI [648/1504] has come upon DarwickAK [1109/1723] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 19:14:32 is added to luI's clock.
[09/21/21 21:19:29] DarwickAK [1285/1723] has come upon peta [1146/1334] and rocked it! 13 days, 15:01:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/22/21 07:34:36] peta [1058/1334] has come upon DarwickAK [1541/1723] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:55:44 is added to peta's clock.
[09/22/21 17:22:00] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 01:07:00 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[09/23/21 02:04:22] luI [108/1504] has come upon DarwickAK [718/1723] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:14:26 is added to luI's clock.
[09/23/21 16:47:00] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:26:41 towards level 219.
[09/24/21 20:44:46] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 143. 0 days, 03:38:16 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 219.
[09/24/21 21:36:10] gyilkos [566/1543] has come upon DarwickAK [1187/1723] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 76 days, 19:49:52 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/25/21 12:09:09] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:29 towards level 219.
[09/26/21 16:46:31] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:27:20 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[09/26/21 17:08:14] luI, Darwick, and Qpe [2787/4583] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and kocka [2355/5179] and won! 0 days, 00:33:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/21 12:47:06] peta [605/1325] has come upon DarwickAK [496/1723] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 14:55:58 is removed from peta's clock.
[09/27/21 12:47:06] peta has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:02:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/27/21 14:04:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 2 days, 13:52:52 toward level 219.
[09/28/21 16:28:42] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 89 with their belt. 0 days, 03:38:08 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 219.
[09/28/21 18:19:31] DarwickAK [1367/1723] has come upon Qpe [33/1475] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 21:11:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/21 01:08:06] HellSpawn [1321/1360] has come upon DarwickAK [1611/1723] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 14:03:22 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/29/21 09:08:41] DarwickAK [1560/1723] has come upon 4R0N [245/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 23:02:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/21 23:58:23] DarwickAK fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! DarwickAK's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/30/21 19:51:27] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 20. 0 days, 03:38:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 219.
[09/30/21 23:53:31] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:18 towards level 219.
[10/01/21 01:19:28] DarwickAK [675/1707] has come upon luI [1063/1504] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:58:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/01/21 19:03:24] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:15 towards level 219.
[10/01/21 22:47:45] Joska [181/1936] has come upon DarwickAK [1124/1707] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 55 days, 20:33:13 is added to Joska's clock.
[10/02/21 15:53:07] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 13:00:52 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[10/02/21 18:03:37] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/21 05:59:01] DarwickAK [732/1691] has come upon 4R0N [481/1169] and rocked it! 66 days, 22:31:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/03/21 18:19:31] DarwickAK [557/1691] has come upon peta [129/1325] and straight stomped them in combat! 70 days, 20:45:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/03/21 18:19:31] DarwickAK has dealt peta a Critical Strike! 38 days, 17:02:00 is added to peta's clock.
[10/04/21 18:58:37] DarwickAK, Darwick, peta, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/21 05:19:28] DarwickAK [529/1691] has come upon Sanyi [1494/1745] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 14:57:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/05/21 15:26:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 01:06:58 is removed from their time toward level 220.
[10/05/21 17:42:04] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:47:04 towards level 220.
[10/07/21 06:30:57] DarwickAK, kocka, and Sanyi [2162/5162] have team battled 4R0N, HellSpawn, and luI [3580/4087] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/21 09:19:43] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:51:33 towards level 220.
[10/07/21 16:29:08] Sanyi [1550/1751] has come upon DarwickAK [493/1691] and straight stomped them in combat! 117 days, 19:38:15 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/08/21 17:24:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 29 days, 11:51:28 toward level 220.
[10/08/21 18:40:39] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:46:26 is removed from their time toward level 220.
[10/08/21 20:04:32] kocka [1000/1720] has come upon DarwickAK [1618/1691] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 13:39:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/09/21 09:19:28] HellSpawn [514/1369] has come upon DarwickAK [1102/1691] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 02:40:39 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/10/21 00:19:29] luI [224/1549] has come upon DarwickAK [1576/1691] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 10:56:19 is added to luI's clock.
[10/10/21 06:30:52] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:11 towards level 220.
[10/10/21 06:35:43] DarwickAK, kocka, Sanyi, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/21 06:35:43] Sanyi [1573/1751] has come upon DarwickAK [1205/1691] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 10:22:46 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/10/21 06:35:47] peta [1175/1325] has come upon DarwickAK [1258/1691] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 19:30:11 is added to peta's clock.
[10/10/21 10:19:28] DarwickAK [371/1691] has come upon [Sanyi] [604/1681] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 14:35:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/10/21 15:19:29] kocka [1624/1720] has come upon DarwickAK [1621/1691] and gave em what was coming! 33 days, 13:40:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/11/21 18:14:02] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 21:06:29 is removed from their time toward level 220.
[10/11/21 20:39:55] DarwickAK, Darwick, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/21 21:19:30] DarwickAK [1034/1691] has come upon peta [79/1325] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 22:52:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/12/21 02:19:32] DarwickAK [414/1691] has come upon peta [1243/1325] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:06:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/12/21 19:37:02] luI, [Sanyi], and 4R0N [4033/4406] have team battled HellSpawn, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [1077/4767] and won! 2 days, 00:56:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/21 22:19:31] DarwickAK [204/1691] has come upon IRPGbot [1346/2060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:07:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/13/21 11:23:06] DarwickAK, Sanyi, HellSpawn, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/21 11:23:10] HellSpawn [338/1325] has come upon DarwickAK [1143/1691] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 12:59:31 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/13/21 20:43:11] DarwickAK was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:12:36 from level 220.
[10/13/21 22:20:58] [Sanyi], HellSpawn, and gyilkos [1799/4549] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and peta [2172/4192] and lost! 2 days, 03:45:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/21 00:19:32] kocka [736/1722] has come upon DarwickAK [655/1691] and gave em what was coming! 12 days, 02:29:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/15/21 07:34:00] DarwickAK, gyilkos, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/21 13:57:44] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:24:53 is removed from their time toward level 220.
[10/15/21 17:38:21] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 58. 0 days, 03:39:56 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 220.
[10/15/21 20:19:32] DarwickAK [71/1691] has come upon gyilkos [1/1537] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 01:53:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/16/21 07:32:16] DarwickAK, Darwick, gyilkos, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/21 15:01:14] DarwickAK [62/1691] has come upon Sanyi [58/1751] and rocked it! 119 days, 19:17:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/17/21 17:20:28] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 9. 0 days, 03:40:15 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 221.
[10/18/21 05:14:31] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], gyilkos, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/21 08:19:29] gyilkos [732/1537] has come upon DarwickAK [628/1691] and gave em what was coming! 30 days, 07:10:15 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[10/18/21 14:18:20] 4R0N, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [1518/4404] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and wilk [1692/5384] and lost! 7 days, 01:43:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/21 19:49:50] kocka [112/1732] has come upon DarwickAK [348/1691] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 61 days, 17:54:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/19/21 17:47:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 41 days, 21:45:41 toward level 221.
[10/20/21 06:51:10] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], Joska, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/21 06:52:05] [Sanyi] [98/1688] has come upon DarwickAK [1660/1691] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 18:08:01 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/20/21 10:00:09] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:39:45 towards level 221.
[10/20/21 10:09:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 14 days, 07:21:06 toward level 221.
[10/20/21 17:28:13] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:59:30 from level 221.
[10/20/21 21:33:53] DarwickAK [1583/1691] has come upon Qpe [405/1503] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 11:56:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/21/21 06:21:30] peta [527/1335] has come upon DarwickAK [1488/1691] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 66 days, 04:53:03 is added to peta's clock.
[10/22/21 01:55:54] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:12 towards level 221.
[10/22/21 02:21:29] HellSpawn [544/1336] has come upon DarwickAK [1000/1691] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:16:34 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/23/21 06:22:27] HellSpawn, peta, and Qpe [3300/4174] have team battled wilk, DarwickAK, and Darwick [3843/5394] and lost! 0 days, 04:10:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/21 03:59:43] DarwickAK [354/1691] has come upon Darwick [1111/1644] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 65 days, 11:11:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/24/21 09:21:31] DarwickAK [1079/1691] has come upon kocka [1104/1732] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 80 days, 03:55:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/25/21 12:29:05] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 29 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:41:36 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 222.
[10/25/21 16:09:38] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 365 damage. 0 days, 03:41:28 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 222.
[10/25/21 20:21:29] DarwickAK [636/1691] has come upon Qpe [592/1503] and gave em what was coming! 149 days, 06:48:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/26/21 05:37:24] DarwickAK set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 18 days, 12:27:29 from level 222.
[10/26/21 06:21:28] DarwickAK [322/1691] has come upon IRPGbot [182/2060] and gave em what was coming! 44 days, 20:25:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/26/21 14:01:41] DarwickAK, peta, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/21 08:51:14] DarwickAK, Darwick, [Sanyi], and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/21 12:11:23] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 34 days, 00:04:01 is removed from their time toward level 222.
[10/28/21 08:21:30] peta [760/1335] has come upon DarwickAK [501/1691] and rocked it! 92 days, 01:59:29 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/28/21 11:17:03] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], luI, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/21 12:19:58] luI [1373/1543] has come upon DarwickAK [1456/1691] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:22:01 is added to luI's clock.
[10/30/21 15:25:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 21:57:54 is removed from their time toward level 222.
[10/31/21 01:21:32] kocka [1618/1727] has come upon DarwickAK [1002/1691] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 16:58:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/31/21 05:21:30] DarwickAK [47/1691] has come upon Darwick [1501/1644] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 15:10:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/01/21 05:46:49] DarwickAK, Darwick, luI, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/01/21 21:21:29] luI [698/1543] has come upon DarwickAK [1451/1691] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 43 days, 21:11:21 is added to luI's clock.
[11/01/21 22:22:31] HellSpawn [1062/1342] has come upon DarwickAK [436/1691] and straight stomped them in combat! 44 days, 15:36:06 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/02/21 02:39:38] kocka [1031/1727] has come upon DarwickAK [420/1691] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:24:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/02/21 04:03:40] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], wilk, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/21 07:21:29] DarwickAK [1150/1691] has come upon gyilkos [1019/1526] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 00:49:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/02/21 10:18:01] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:26:23 is removed from their time toward level 222.
[11/02/21 16:54:30] kocka [794/1727] has come upon DarwickAK [1218/1691] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 62 days, 01:21:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/03/21 01:45:50] luI, Qpe, and [Sanyi] [3884/4734] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and wilk [4507/5501] and lost! 17 days, 03:54:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/21 03:19:30] luI [1332/1543] has come upon DarwickAK [365/1691] and straight stomped them in combat! 60 days, 19:01:04 is removed from luI's clock.
[11/03/21 08:21:31] [Sanyi] [1263/1688] has come upon DarwickAK [139/1691] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 07:52:16 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/03/21 10:59:44] DarwickAK got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:00:37 from level 222.
[11/03/21 12:43:53] wilk, kocka, and gyilkos [4056/5312] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and Qpe [3357/4845] and won! 1 day, 08:45:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/21 03:45:47] Qpe, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/21 09:21:32] wilk [835/2059] has come upon DarwickAK [560/1709] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:14:56 is removed from wilk's clock.
[11/04/21 13:40:45] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:51:58 is removed from their time toward level 222.
[11/04/21 14:52:17] Qpe, luI, and DarwickAK [4373/4765] have team battled gyilkos, [Sanyi], and wilk [2037/5273] and won! 0 days, 23:22:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/21 18:41:03] wilk, gyilkos, and peta [3482/4921] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [2717/4738] and won! 1 day, 00:06:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/21 05:21:29] wilk [2013/2059] has come upon DarwickAK [1151/1709] and straight stomped them in combat! 35 days, 14:06:21 is removed from wilk's clock.
[11/05/21 07:03:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 1 day, 11:39:25 toward level 222.
[11/05/21 14:13:21] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:43 towards level 222.
[11/06/21 01:21:29] DarwickAK [1388/1709] has come upon luI [314/1543] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:52:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/06/21 11:21:29] DarwickAK [1171/1709] has come upon wilk [1857/2059] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:26:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/06/21 14:16:54] DarwickAK [968/1709] has come upon Darwick [526/1651] and straight stomped them in combat! 114 days, 13:52:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/06/21 21:21:32] DarwickAK [1496/1709] has come upon wilk [1713/2059] and realized it was a bad decision! 17 days, 12:22:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/07/21 09:33:48] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 46 with their belt. 0 days, 03:42:11 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 223.
[11/07/21 12:37:01] peta, kocka, and DarwickAK [1713/4831] have team battled HellSpawn, Darwick, and gyilkos [3075/4520] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/21 13:14:22] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 174 damage. 0 days, 03:42:02 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 223.
[11/07/21 21:27:17] Darwick [1355/1651] has come upon DarwickAK [1447/1709] and realized it was a bad decision! 64 days, 20:18:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/07/21 21:42:10] Qpe, DarwickAK, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/21 08:15:13] DarwickAK [363/1709] has come upon HellSpawn [307/1342] and gave em what was coming! 18 days, 17:51:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/08/21 09:03:04] kocka [39/1787] has come upon DarwickAK [248/1709] and realized it was a bad decision! 62 days, 08:47:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/12/21 22:21:29] Qpe [355/1513] has come upon DarwickAK [534/1709] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 17:42:45 is added to Qpe's clock.
[11/13/21 08:37:01] DarwickAK, Darwick, luI, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/21 08:40:47] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 11:09:11 is removed from their time toward level 223.
[11/14/21 06:27:28] DarwickAK, Darwick, wilk, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/21 12:12:25] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 16:31:05 is removed from their time toward level 223.
[11/15/21 00:21:30] DarwickAK [1671/1709] has come upon wilk [1502/2059] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 10:14:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/15/21 13:28:02] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:15:28 from level 223.
[11/15/21 20:21:30] kocka [1442/1787] has come upon DarwickAK [1629/1709] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 18:32:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/16/21 01:21:29] Qpe [252/1513] has come upon DarwickAK [1202/1709] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:50:59 is added to Qpe's clock.
[11/17/21 08:23:23] Qpe, DarwickAK, Darwick, and wilk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/21 11:45:53] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 16:23:39 is removed from their time toward level 223.
[11/17/21 11:45:53] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 111. 0 days, 03:42:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 223.
[11/17/21 12:21:31] kocka [948/1787] has come upon DarwickAK [1194/1709] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 08:46:09 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/18/21 03:21:31] DarwickAK [0/1709] has come upon Darwick [318/1595] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 18:40:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/18/21 23:21:30] Darwick [1343/1595] has come upon DarwickAK [1105/1709] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 02:26:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/19/21 02:31:52] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], peta, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/21 14:21:30] gyilkos [1283/1516] has come upon DarwickAK [140/1709] and straight stomped them in combat! 73 days, 06:59:36 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/20/21 01:59:02] [Sanyi] [1666/1687] has come upon DarwickAK [387/1709] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:23:07 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/20/21 11:08:09] Qpe, peta, and gyilkos [280/4364] have team battled Darwick, DarwickAK, and kocka [2707/5090] and lost! 1 day, 03:26:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/21 08:47:51] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:16:27 from level 223.
[11/21/21 11:10:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 20:32:12 is removed from their time toward level 223.
[11/21/21 16:21:30] Qpe [579/1513] has come upon DarwickAK [579/1708] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 08:32:24 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[11/22/21 07:20:46] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 256. 0 days, 03:42:39 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 223.
[11/22/21 11:01:22] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 74 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:42:36 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 223.
[11/22/21 17:21:29] peta [216/1335] has come upon DarwickAK [1365/1708] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:54:54 is added to peta's clock.
[11/23/21 02:23:40] Darwick [1360/1595] has come upon DarwickAK [44/1708] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 17:38:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/23/21 07:11:57] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 6 damage. 0 days, 03:42:13 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 223.
[11/23/21 10:52:34] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 13:14:10 is removed from their time toward level 223.
[11/23/21 10:52:34] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 107. 0 days, 03:42:17 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 223.
[11/23/21 18:21:32] luI [1070/1543] has come upon DarwickAK [931/1708] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 04:35:45 is removed from luI's clock.
[11/24/21 07:03:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 00:00:41 is removed from their time toward level 223.
[11/24/21 14:21:30] DarwickAK [1222/1708] has come upon HellSpawn [1203/1343] and rocked it! 2 days, 00:00:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/24/21 19:21:31] DarwickAK [1020/1708] has come upon Qpe [796/1513] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 18:57:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/25/21 05:21:29] [Sanyi] [1280/1688] has come upon DarwickAK [424/1708] and straight stomped them in combat! 87 days, 11:57:06 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/25/21 09:46:17] luI [223/1543] has come upon DarwickAK [327/1708] and got flexed on in combat! 50 days, 14:04:24 is added to luI's clock.
[11/25/21 10:21:29] DarwickAK [1356/1708] has come upon kocka [1330/1787] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 15:05:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/25/21 10:34:47] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 34. 0 days, 03:42:29 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 223.
[11/25/21 18:52:26] DarwickAK, Darwick, peta, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/21 16:21:28] DarwickAK [1041/1708] has come upon HellSpawn [283/1343] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/26/21 17:03:25] DarwickAK [878/1708] has come upon luI [910/1543] and realized it was a bad decision! 51 days, 03:55:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/26/21 17:26:17] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 05:11:44 towards level 224.
[11/26/21 19:07:35] Qpe, DarwickAK, wilk, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/21 02:21:29] DarwickAK [845/1708] has come upon kocka [1318/1801] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 56 days, 09:27:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/27/21 06:15:21] HellSpawn [1037/1343] has come upon DarwickAK [530/1708] and straight stomped them in combat! 56 days, 17:08:52 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/27/21 06:15:21] HellSpawn has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 46 days, 09:36:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/27/21 10:17:03] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 20 days, 07:56:53 is removed from their time toward level 224.
[11/27/21 12:21:31] DarwickAK [1165/1708] has come upon kocka [676/1801] and straight stomped them in combat! 143 days, 02:45:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/27/21 22:29:26] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 20:30:16 from level 224.
[11/28/21 00:30:53] Qpe, DarwickAK, Darwick, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/21 06:27:36] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 05:27:45 is removed from their time toward level 224.
[11/28/21 08:07:57] peta [172/1326] has come upon DarwickAK [812/1708] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 60 days, 19:35:36 is added to peta's clock.
[11/28/21 10:08:08] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 17:27:10 is removed from their time toward level 224.
[11/28/21 10:08:08] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 45. 0 days, 03:43:50 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 224.
[11/28/21 13:21:31] peta [68/1326] has come upon DarwickAK [42/1708] and fucked they ass up! 141 days, 05:30:14 is removed from peta's clock.
[11/28/21 19:36:27] Qpe, DarwickAK, peta, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/21 20:39:54] [Sanyi] [843/1699] has come upon DarwickAK [1305/1708] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 12:33:14 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/29/21 09:21:29] DarwickAK [751/1708] has come upon HellSpawn [1127/1336] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 07:42:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/30/21 01:23:03] DarwickAK was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:00:41 from level 224.
[11/30/21 21:18:46] DarwickAK got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:54:45 from level 224.
[12/01/21 01:21:30] DarwickAK [412/1708] has come upon wilk [2/2059] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 03:54:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/01/21 06:00:52] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 10:49:53 is removed from their time toward level 224.
[12/01/21 16:21:29] Sanyi [195/1751] has come upon DarwickAK [632/1708] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:25:36 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/01/21 19:45:37] DarwickAK, luI, 4R0N, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/21 02:21:29] kocka [947/1818] has come upon DarwickAK [992/1708] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 04:10:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/02/21 07:21:31] DarwickAK [96/1708] has come upon gyilkos [134/1559] and got flexed on in combat! 16 days, 04:42:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/02/21 09:34:51] DarwickAK [143/1708] has come upon Qpe [112/1636] and gave em what was coming! 31 days, 06:50:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/02/21 09:58:00] DarwickAK left his weapon out in the rain to rust! DarwickAK's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/02/21 18:10:23] Darwick [145/1604] has come upon DarwickAK [1588/1648] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 13:46:26 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/03/21 05:02:57] DarwickAK, luI, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/21 08:21:32] Sanyi [466/1751] has come upon DarwickAK [804/1648] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:42:57 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/04/21 04:21:28] DarwickAK [230/1648] has come upon [Sanyi] [681/1628] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 10:44:32 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/04/21 05:03:22] DarwickAK was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:48:26 from level 224.
[12/04/21 05:34:17] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 10:57:08 is removed from their time toward level 224.
[12/04/21 12:16:19] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:11:52 towards level 224.
[12/04/21 14:21:32] DarwickAK [1409/1652] has come upon Sanyi [1150/1751] and rocked it! 19 days, 23:21:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/05/21 00:11:06] 4R0N [355/1182] has come upon DarwickAK [719/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 02:50:50 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[12/06/21 21:21:28] luI [1294/1543] has come upon DarwickAK [1268/1652] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:55:34 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/07/21 08:48:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:39:43 is removed from their time toward level 224.
[12/07/21 22:39:46] Qpe, DarwickAK, peta, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/21 03:21:31] Darwick [938/1617] has come upon DarwickAK [957/1652] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 14 days, 23:01:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/08/21 08:39:15] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 17. 0 days, 03:43:48 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 224.
[12/08/21 13:49:05] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:11 towards level 224.
[12/09/21 15:01:55] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:27:39 towards level 224.
[12/10/21 00:21:32] kocka [1131/1817] has come upon DarwickAK [1022/1652] and fucked they ass up! 89 days, 00:44:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/10/21 02:36:58] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:17:45 from level 224.
[12/10/21 08:21:40] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 48. 0 days, 03:43:41 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 224.
[12/10/21 10:21:30] DarwickAK [857/1652] has come upon Qpe [337/1636] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:41:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/11/21 01:21:31] DarwickAK [503/1652] has come upon luI [1201/1543] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:29:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/11/21 06:21:29] [Sanyi] [932/1628] has come upon DarwickAK [1244/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 79 days, 13:54:27 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/11/21 13:20:12] DarwickAK, peta, gyilkos, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/21 07:36:41] HellSpawn, gyilkos, and Qpe [3835/4572] have team battled luI, Darwick, and DarwickAK [4036/4803] and lost! 3 days, 05:24:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/21 12:21:32] DarwickAK [4/1652] has come upon Sanyi [776/1751] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:40:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/12/21 20:15:02] [Sanyi] [1362/1628] has come upon DarwickAK [503/1652] and straight stomped them in combat! 89 days, 15:13:23 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/13/21 04:14:20] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 97. 0 days, 03:43:53 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 224.
[12/13/21 13:32:17] DarwickAK, luI, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/21 15:31:34] kocka [1313/1817] has come upon DarwickAK [556/1652] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 17:55:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/13/21 17:38:41] DarwickAK [899/1652] has come upon IRPGbot [1439/2060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 10:02:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/13/21 23:21:31] DarwickAK [1442/1652] has come upon Sanyi [1587/1751] and realized it was a bad decision! 77 days, 16:04:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/14/21 04:21:32] DarwickAK [419/1652] has come upon luI [1472/1530] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 75 days, 01:51:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/14/21 04:54:46] Qpe, DarwickAK, luI, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/21 04:55:44] wilk [1873/2059] has come upon DarwickAK [896/1652] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:28:55 is removed from wilk's clock.
[12/14/21 19:21:29] gyilkos [1154/1549] has come upon DarwickAK [1401/1652] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 19:01:36 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/14/21 20:39:17] Sanyi, gyilkos, and Qpe [3948/4936] have team battled luI, Darwick, and DarwickAK [1377/4790] and won! 1 day, 18:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/21 04:29:47] peta, kocka, and DarwickAK [2033/4807] have team battled [Sanyi], HellSpawn, and luI [3040/4545] and lost! 18 days, 11:22:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/21 20:13:54] DarwickAK bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 30 days, 18:35:08 from level 225.
[12/16/21 03:47:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 94 days, 16:43:36 is removed from their time toward level 225.
[12/16/21 19:17:41] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], luI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/21 23:07:47] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 00:26:31 towards level 225.
[12/17/21 00:22:17] 4R0N [550/1193] has come upon DarwickAK [368/1659] and rocked it! 32 days, 13:27:54 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[12/17/21 00:22:17] 4R0N has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 34 days, 00:03:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/17/21 00:43:01] Sanyi [347/1751] has come upon DarwickAK [288/1659] and fucked they ass up! 29 days, 04:10:13 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/17/21 03:38:35] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 23 days, 11:51:01 is removed from their time toward level 225.
[12/17/21 07:19:08] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 12 days, 01:11:09 is removed from their time toward level 225.
[12/17/21 12:21:29] [Sanyi] [1305/1628] has come upon DarwickAK [1614/1659] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:51:41 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/17/21 16:58:27] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 18:35:27 from level 225.
[12/18/21 03:29:41] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 15 days, 21:23:25 is removed from their time toward level 225.
[12/18/21 07:10:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 05:40:56 is removed from their time toward level 225.
[12/18/21 07:10:09] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 11 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:44:08 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 225.
[12/18/21 20:33:29] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 21:19:37 towards level 225.
[12/18/21 20:41:55] Qpe, DarwickAK, luI, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/21 20:44:43] 4R0N [410/1193] has come upon DarwickAK [0/1659] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 19:39:25 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[12/18/21 23:21:30] DarwickAK [985/1659] has come upon IRPGbot [700/2060] and fucked they ass up! 20 days, 01:50:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/19/21 01:39:23] luI [129/1530] has come upon DarwickAK [346/1659] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 10:08:00 is added to luI's clock.
[12/19/21 03:20:44] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 28 days, 20:24:43 is removed from their time toward level 225.
[12/19/21 14:21:31] peta [1289/1351] has come upon DarwickAK [1373/1659] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 09:04:01 is added to peta's clock.
[12/19/21 22:26:46] DarwickAK, Darwick, luI, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/21 10:21:28] DarwickAK [317/1659] has come upon luI [1431/1530] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 23:16:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/20/21 11:17:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 27 days, 07:41:00 toward level 225.
[12/20/21 17:51:40] DarwickAK, Darwick, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/21 03:03:01] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 4 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:44:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 225.
[12/21/21 21:21:31] luI [305/1530] has come upon DarwickAK [454/1659] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:50:52 is added to luI's clock.
[12/21/21 22:57:22] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:22:24 towards level 225.
[12/22/21 01:25:18] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:44 towards level 225.
[12/22/21 03:49:44] luI, peta, and gyilkos [1694/4435] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and [Sanyi] [3806/4480] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/21 22:50:17] HellSpawn [1076/1388] has come upon DarwickAK [1485/1659] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:19:08 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/24/21 06:16:48] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 125 damage. 0 days, 03:44:16 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 225.
[12/25/21 05:21:30] luI [387/1530] has come upon DarwickAK [196/1659] and fucked they ass up! 59 days, 20:59:56 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/25/21 07:56:05] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:31 towards level 225.
[12/25/21 10:21:29] DarwickAK [246/1659] has come upon HellSpawn [1320/1374] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:57:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/25/21 15:21:29] DarwickAK [553/1659] has come upon Qpe [1393/1632] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:16:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/26/21 01:49:53] DarwickAK, wilk, peta, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/21 01:49:53] wilk [1396/2059] has come upon DarwickAK [860/1659] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 17:01:31 is removed from wilk's clock.
[12/26/21 03:49:00] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:21 towards level 225.
[12/26/21 20:44:06] DarwickAK, wilk, peta, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/21 23:19:49] 4R0N, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] [96/4195] have team battled DarwickAK, wilk, and kocka [4185/5539] and lost! 3 days, 23:17:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/21 05:50:28] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 175 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:44:43 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 225.
[12/27/21 22:21:29] kocka [1690/1821] has come upon DarwickAK [448/1659] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:51:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/28/21 02:01:02] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 21:16:47 is removed from their time toward level 225.
[12/28/21 05:41:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 14:19:37 is removed from their time toward level 225.
[12/28/21 22:27:16] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/21 19:21:29] DarwickAK [673/1659] has come upon peta [345/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:49:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/30/21 00:21:30] DarwickAK [49/1659] has come upon kocka [1603/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:55:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/30/21 17:21:51] DarwickAK [397/1659] has come upon Darwick [1514/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 66 days, 16:57:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/30/21 18:11:14] HellSpawn [79/1374] has come upon DarwickAK [1396/1659] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 13:54:21 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/31/21 12:54:58] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 30 days, 22:02:04 towards level 226.
[01/01/22 01:25:48] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 17 days, 11:23:07 is removed from their time toward level 226.
[01/01/22 12:21:31] HellSpawn [668/1374] has come upon DarwickAK [864/1659] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 18:39:56 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/02/22 01:16:59] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 78 days, 14:18:50 is removed from their time toward level 226.
[01/03/22 01:24:37] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:15:08 towards level 226.
[01/03/22 04:48:31] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 12:57:12 is removed from their time toward level 226.
[01/03/22 05:02:07] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], gyilkos, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/22 15:25:11] DarwickAK, wilk, and HellSpawn [4181/5092] have team battled kocka, 4R0N, and luI [3172/4555] and won! 2 days, 05:53:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/22 19:21:29] DarwickAK [1019/1659] has come upon IRPGbot [1127/2060] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 17:58:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/04/22 00:59:04] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 10:05:25 is removed from their time toward level 226.
[01/05/22 00:50:10] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 34 days, 20:34:52 is removed from their time toward level 226.
[01/05/22 06:21:31] DarwickAK [438/1659] has come upon Darwick [409/1600] and fucked they ass up! 35 days, 11:28:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/05/22 09:19:48] DarwickAK, wilk, Sanyi, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/22 04:22:00] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 4. 0 days, 03:45:17 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 226.
[01/06/22 07:08:33] HellSpawn [709/1417] has come upon DarwickAK [711/1659] and realized it was a bad decision! 27 days, 13:52:37 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/06/22 09:39:23] DarwickAK, Qpe, and [Sanyi] [218/4881] have team battled 4R0N, peta, and kocka [841/4376] and lost! 4 days, 03:56:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/22 10:25:28] DarwickAK, peta, 4R0N, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/22 12:21:32] DarwickAK [70/1659] has come upon wilk [1205/2059] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 08:29:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/07/22 17:30:42] DarwickAK [573/1659] has come upon gyilkos [287/1610] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 20:10:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/07/22 18:21:29] Sanyi [442/1751] has come upon DarwickAK [328/1659] and fucked they ass up! 121 days, 22:28:29 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/08/22 00:23:46] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:22:29 is removed from their time toward level 226.
[01/08/22 02:12:16] wilk [269/2059] has come upon DarwickAK [1016/1659] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 39 days, 02:21:26 is added to wilk's clock.
[01/08/22 04:04:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 10:02:01 is removed from their time toward level 226.
[01/08/22 08:13:06] DarwickAK was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:52:33 from level 226.
[01/09/22 03:55:28] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 06:56:25 is removed from their time toward level 226.
[01/09/22 10:14:26] DarwickAK, gyilkos, kocka, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/22 15:21:31] [Sanyi] [1322/1584] has come upon DarwickAK [243/1659] and straight stomped them in combat! 79 days, 01:07:35 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/09/22 15:21:31] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 205 tunic! [Sanyi] picks it up, tossing his old level 94 tunic to DarwickAK.
[01/10/22 11:03:03] DarwickAK, 4R0N, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/22 11:03:03] 4R0N [802/1193] has come upon DarwickAK [1165/1548] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:42:11 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/11/22 01:10:02] DarwickAK [750/1548] has come upon wilk [1325/2059] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 38 days, 21:54:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/11/22 03:37:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 58 days, 15:33:24 is removed from their time toward level 227.
[01/11/22 09:52:31] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], wilk, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/22 04:48:52] DarwickAK [1207/1548] has come upon Qpe [1005/1638] and rocked it! 64 days, 08:38:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/12/22 10:09:58] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick [3253/4766] have team battled Qpe, HellSpawn, and Sanyi [4592/4813] and lost! 1 day, 09:57:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/22 11:46:49] DarwickAK, wilk, gyilkos, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/22 10:21:31] luI [1364/1530] has come upon DarwickAK [919/1548] and straight stomped them in combat! 46 days, 20:59:01 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/15/22 13:27:41] HellSpawn [1273/1438] has come upon DarwickAK [1241/1548] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 20:23:10 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[01/17/22 13:21:28] Darwick [1327/1615] has come upon DarwickAK [1220/1548] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 02:21:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/17/22 23:21:32] [Sanyi] [211/1690] has come upon DarwickAK [297/1548] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 22:53:42 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/18/22 04:21:30] DarwickAK [323/1548] has come upon luI [1143/1530] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 05:01:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/18/22 13:02:59] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:49:18 from level 227.
[01/18/22 19:21:31] DarwickAK [1162/1548] has come upon 4R0N [461/1236] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 09:44:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/19/22 00:21:29] DarwickAK [1431/1548] has come upon luI [1232/1530] and gave em what was coming! 21 days, 17:03:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/19/22 02:26:21] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 02:52:32 is removed from their time toward level 227.
[01/19/22 06:07:03] DarwickAK bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:19:19 from level 227.
[01/19/22 08:23:17] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/22 10:48:38] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:13 towards level 227.
[01/19/22 18:33:40] DarwickAK was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:10:06 from level 227.
[01/20/22 03:41:48] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:07 towards level 227.
[01/20/22 03:50:02] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/22 05:18:44] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:31:37 from level 227.
[01/20/22 21:21:32] luI [866/1530] has come upon DarwickAK [1545/1548] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:11:13 is added to luI's clock.
[01/21/22 02:08:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:14:21 is removed from their time toward level 227.
[01/21/22 02:08:37] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 19. 0 days, 03:46:41 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 227.
[01/21/22 02:16:41] Qpe, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/22 07:11:01] [Sanyi], peta, and DarwickAK [289/4558] have team battled HellSpawn, kocka, and Darwick [3968/4885] and lost! 0 days, 18:49:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/22 12:01:57] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:38:57 from level 227.
[01/22/22 14:32:59] kocka [120/1832] has come upon DarwickAK [634/1548] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 66 days, 07:09:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/22/22 23:21:31] wilk [486/2059] has come upon DarwickAK [1381/1548] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:21:54 is added to wilk's clock.
[01/23/22 12:19:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 1 day, 12:04:01 toward level 227.
[01/24/22 10:21:28] DarwickAK [1194/1548] has come upon kocka [1646/1832] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:39:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/24/22 15:21:32] DarwickAK [691/1548] has come upon HellSpawn [1291/1438] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:12:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/25/22 01:21:32] DarwickAK [324/1548] has come upon IRPGbot [1954/2060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:31:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/25/22 06:21:33] DarwickAK [667/1548] has come upon peta [784/1351] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 09:47:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/25/22 09:23:00] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], gyilkos, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/22 08:25:41] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:15 towards level 227.
[01/26/22 13:12:41] wilk [1663/2059] has come upon DarwickAK [90/1548] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:38:33 is removed from wilk's clock.
[01/26/22 15:11:12] DarwickAK [1495/1548] has come upon wilk [1930/2059] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 41 days, 06:20:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/22 05:14:26] HellSpawn, DarwickAK, and luI [207/4516] have team battled peta, wilk, and Sanyi [97/5168] and won! 6 days, 04:17:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/22 13:21:29] peta [312/1351] has come upon DarwickAK [864/1548] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:35:44 is added to peta's clock.
[01/27/22 21:25:52] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 126. 0 days, 03:47:36 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 228.
[01/28/22 02:31:05] gyilkos, HellSpawn, and DarwickAK [3787/4613] have team battled 4R0N, [Sanyi], and wilk [1801/4976] and won! 14 days, 11:37:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/22 04:21:31] DarwickAK [137/1557] has come upon Darwick [1332/1624] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 75 days, 15:29:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/28/22 13:16:06] DarwickAK, Darwick, [Sanyi], and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/22 16:41:42] [Sanyi] [441/1681] has come upon DarwickAK [745/1557] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 70 days, 18:40:37 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/28/22 21:27:27] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [3472/4856] have team battled Darwick, 4R0N, and Sanyi [4470/4618] and lost! 13 days, 11:43:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/22 01:39:09] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 19:16:52 towards level 228.
[01/29/22 10:10:09] DarwickAK, Darwick, [Sanyi], and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/22 00:48:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 07:21:08 is removed from their time toward level 228.
[01/30/22 11:13:45] DarwickAK misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 10:13:13 from level 228.
[01/31/22 16:23:42] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [2655/4753] have team battled [Sanyi], kocka, and Darwick [1252/5186] and won! 4 days, 09:56:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/22 17:21:28] DarwickAK [1525/1557] has come upon Darwick [1514/1624] and fucked they ass up! 90 days, 18:20:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/31/22 17:21:28] DarwickAK has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:12:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/31/22 22:21:29] DarwickAK [8/1557] has come upon Darwick [1582/1613] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 18:05:55 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/01/22 11:01:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 16 days, 19:11:50 toward level 228.
[02/01/22 13:33:59] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:06:36 from level 228.
[02/01/22 23:21:29] peta [565/1351] has come upon DarwickAK [879/1557] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 02:11:21 is added to peta's clock.
[02/02/22 20:32:45] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 21:38:12 is removed from their time toward level 228.
[02/03/22 00:13:13] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 147 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:47:03 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 228.
[02/03/22 04:00:11] DarwickAK, Darwick, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/22 20:23:46] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 11:31:46 is removed from their time toward level 228.
[02/04/22 03:05:31] DarwickAK, Darwick, wilk, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/22 01:17:01] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Qpe [3084/4451] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and luI [3886/5037] and lost! 2 days, 00:30:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/22 05:24:49] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:55:04 towards level 228.
[02/05/22 06:07:33] DarwickAK, Darwick, 4R0N, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/22 06:18:42] gyilkos [1126/1618] has come upon DarwickAK [28/1557] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:52:22 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/05/22 21:20:53] [Sanyi] [952/1730] has come upon DarwickAK [396/1557] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 02:27:16 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/06/22 01:08:45] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/22 13:11:43] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:08:39 towards level 228.
[02/07/22 01:15:56] DarwickAK, Darwick, luI, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/22 01:28:43] peta [291/1358] has come upon DarwickAK [630/1557] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 10:07:44 is added to peta's clock.
[02/07/22 17:50:15] peta, DarwickAK, and luI [755/4445] have team battled Qpe, [Sanyi], and 4R0N [186/4624] and won! 2 days, 13:48:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/22 19:59:56] peta, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [3674/4151] have team battled Sanyi, HellSpawn, and luI [1807/4726] and won! 2 days, 01:00:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/22 23:28:39] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 09:45:56 is removed from their time toward level 228.
[02/08/22 00:21:30] DarwickAK [757/1557] has come upon gyilkos [854/1618] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 20:11:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/08/22 19:39:16] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 210. 0 days, 03:47:39 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 228.
[02/08/22 23:30:20] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/22 04:28:12] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:33 towards level 228.
[02/09/22 11:21:29] Sanyi [346/1758] has come upon DarwickAK [414/1557] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 35 days, 11:46:43 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/09/22 16:21:30] wilk [1935/2059] has come upon DarwickAK [288/1557] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 19:27:38 is removed from wilk's clock.
[02/09/22 19:30:22] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:08:07 is removed from their time toward level 228.
[02/10/22 10:52:48] peta, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [294/4846] have team battled gyilkos, HellSpawn, and DarwickAK [3555/4613] and lost! 0 days, 08:59:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/22 19:21:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:36:46 is removed from their time toward level 228.
[02/11/22 00:29:16] DarwickAK, Darwick, [Sanyi], and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/22 13:21:29] kocka [66/1777] has come upon DarwickAK [582/1557] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 50 days, 14:25:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/11/22 22:53:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:13:06 is removed from their time toward level 228.
[02/11/22 22:53:09] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 66 with their belt. 0 days, 03:47:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 228.
[02/12/22 13:34:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 1 day, 22:06:10 toward level 228.
[02/12/22 19:03:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:07:24 is removed from their time toward level 228.
[02/13/22 09:30:27] Qpe, DarwickAK, peta, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/22 09:43:28] Sanyi [314/1743] has come upon DarwickAK [716/1557] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 13:03:22 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/14/22 02:58:08] DarwickAK [420/1557] has come upon wilk [1452/2059] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 41 days, 10:54:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/14/22 09:53:33] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 22:26:07 towards level 229.
[02/14/22 18:46:07] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 13 days, 23:34:57 is removed from their time toward level 229.
[02/16/22 18:21:32] luI [466/1530] has come upon DarwickAK [640/1557] and got flexed on in combat! 14 days, 19:11:03 is added to luI's clock.
[02/17/22 08:58:31] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/22 00:21:29] HellSpawn [538/1455] has come upon DarwickAK [1107/1557] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:31:01 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[02/18/22 04:42:38] [Sanyi] [1407/1688] has come upon DarwickAK [936/1557] and straight stomped them in combat! 126 days, 15:26:55 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/19/22 15:24:53] Darwick [472/1613] has come upon DarwickAK [1348/1557] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 69 days, 11:57:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/19/22 17:14:01] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 23:17:09 towards level 229.
[02/20/22 02:21:31] luI [1247/1530] has come upon DarwickAK [258/1557] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 11:45:28 is removed from luI's clock.
[02/20/22 07:43:17] DarwickAK, Darwick, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/22 07:43:21] luI [23/1530] has come upon DarwickAK [1261/1557] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:46:56 is added to luI's clock.
[02/20/22 17:21:29] DarwickAK [1456/1557] has come upon [Sanyi] [1398/1688] and fucked they ass up! 65 days, 22:38:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/20/22 21:33:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 06:45:58 is removed from their time toward level 229.
[02/20/22 21:33:18] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 1. 0 days, 03:48:20 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 229.
[02/21/22 11:17:52] peta [755/1358] has come upon DarwickAK [182/1557] and straight stomped them in combat! 58 days, 21:35:41 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/21/22 17:44:01] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 51. 0 days, 03:48:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 229.
[02/22/22 09:21:28] peta [665/1431] has come upon DarwickAK [371/1491] and rocked it! 23 days, 13:10:03 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/22/22 14:21:31] kocka [573/1716] has come upon DarwickAK [837/1491] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 04:16:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/22/22 16:56:10] DarwickAK was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:53:45 from level 229.
[02/22/22 19:21:30] DarwickAK [314/1491] has come upon Qpe [784/1701] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 06:51:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/22/22 20:48:41] Qpe, [Sanyi], and HellSpawn [1821/4853] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [3264/4852] and lost! 4 days, 19:55:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/22 00:21:30] DarwickAK [65/1491] has come upon kocka [370/1716] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 23:28:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/23/22 21:49:46] Darwick [88/1613] has come upon DarwickAK [1057/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 09:21:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/26/22 08:21:30] peta [569/1431] has come upon DarwickAK [966/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:53:59 is added to peta's clock.
[02/26/22 23:21:32] DarwickAK [820/1491] has come upon peta [102/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 20:58:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/27/22 19:21:29] kocka [46/1700] has come upon DarwickAK [1341/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:27:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/28/22 04:07:32] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Darwick [339/4771] have team battled luI, HellSpawn, and Qpe [2890/4714] and lost! 2 days, 01:22:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/22 05:21:29] DarwickAK [492/1491] has come upon Darwick [910/1613] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 22:08:32 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/28/22 20:22:34] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 29. 0 days, 03:48:38 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 229.
[03/01/22 06:21:33] Darwick [739/1613] has come upon DarwickAK [1256/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 42 days, 06:09:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/02/22 05:12:42] wilk, Sanyi, HellSpawn, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/22 16:24:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 06:55:00 is removed from their time toward level 229.
[03/03/22 06:41:29] DarwickAK fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:13:30 from level 229.
[03/03/22 14:43:52] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:51:46 towards level 229.
[03/03/22 16:15:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 09:09:25 is removed from their time toward level 229.
[03/03/22 18:06:18] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:40:09 from level 229.
[03/03/22 23:21:31] DarwickAK [498/1491] has come upon gyilkos [462/1618] and fucked they ass up! 18 days, 00:50:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/04/22 05:26:49] wilk, Qpe, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/22 00:21:30] DarwickAK [1037/1491] has come upon HellSpawn [766/1457] and rocked it! 2 days, 02:47:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/05/22 15:21:30] peta [590/1431] has come upon DarwickAK [337/1491] and fucked they ass up! 46 days, 04:22:35 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/05/22 20:12:12] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:59 towards level 229.
[03/06/22 18:09:07] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:08:50 from level 229.
[03/07/22 01:13:21] Darwick, kocka, and HellSpawn [2919/4825] have team battled wilk, peta, and DarwickAK [1234/4981] and won! 4 days, 00:18:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/22 19:20:33] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:33:56 is removed from their time toward level 229.
[03/07/22 22:21:30] kocka [1232/1755] has come upon DarwickAK [553/1491] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 23:23:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/08/22 07:20:25] HellSpawn, gyilkos, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/22 14:43:47] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:05:54 from level 229.
[03/08/22 18:21:31] luI [1454/1572] has come upon DarwickAK [286/1491] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 12:30:55 is removed from luI's clock.
[03/09/22 09:21:31] DarwickAK [821/1491] has come upon Sanyi [726/1743] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 09:28:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/09/22 15:22:16] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 43. 0 days, 03:48:10 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 229.
[03/10/22 18:54:04] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:25:09 is removed from their time toward level 229.
[03/10/22 20:21:29] DarwickAK [797/1497] has come upon IRPGbot [1303/2060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:18:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/22 02:48:56] peta, HellSpawn, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/22 02:48:56] DarwickAK [1379/1497] has come upon HellSpawn [1376/1457] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:32:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/22 06:21:29] DarwickAK [184/1497] has come upon HellSpawn [1354/1457] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:59:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/22 11:21:31] DarwickAK [960/1497] has come upon Sanyi [710/1743] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:47:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/22 12:36:25] DarwickAK [1201/1497] has come upon Sanyi [857/1743] and straight stomped them in combat! 129 days, 07:36:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/22 14:02:02] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:19:10 from level 230.
[03/11/22 19:10:56] luI [1329/1585] has come upon DarwickAK [1495/1497] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 10:58:49 is added to luI's clock.
[03/12/22 21:20:31] peta, kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/22 20:22:53] peta, Sanyi, Qpe, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/22 20:22:53] DarwickAK [994/1497] has come upon Qpe [883/1708] and rocked it! 23 days, 10:35:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/14/22 02:15:43] Pifor, HellSpawn, and DarwickAK [516/3699] have team battled gyilkos, [Sanyi], and kocka [2132/5074] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/22 16:35:28] wilk, peta, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/22 19:08:18] DarwickAK, Qpe, and Sanyi [1230/4948] have team battled gyilkos, Pifor, and peta [98/3800] and won! 4 days, 03:47:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/22 06:21:32] DarwickAK [77/1497] has come upon Sanyi [744/1743] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 00:06:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/16/22 14:58:49] Sanyi, HellSpawn, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/22 18:01:01] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 160 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:49:11 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 230.
[03/17/22 22:00:49] HellSpawn [466/1457] has come upon DarwickAK [791/1497] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 04:16:38 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/18/22 07:34:41] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:35:02 towards level 230.
[03/18/22 14:02:37] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 4 with their belt. 0 days, 03:49:18 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 230.
[03/18/22 21:33:23] DarwickAK [415/1497] has come upon luI [54/1585] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:49:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/19/22 03:31:45] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:43 towards level 230.
[03/19/22 13:53:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:06:10 is removed from their time toward level 230.
[03/19/22 17:34:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:53:21 is removed from their time toward level 230.
[03/20/22 05:21:28] DarwickAK [301/1497] has come upon Darwick [775/1613] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:19:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/20/22 13:44:51] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 13. 0 days, 03:49:37 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 230.
[03/21/22 01:18:06] wilk, kocka, Pifor, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/22 01:21:32] Sanyi [1742/1748] has come upon DarwickAK [1050/1497] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:16:42 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/21/22 13:35:57] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 14:20:21 is removed from their time toward level 230.
[03/22/22 02:21:29] HellSpawn [198/1457] has come upon DarwickAK [52/1497] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 19:06:06 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[03/22/22 06:52:59] Darwick [602/1613] has come upon DarwickAK [265/1497] and straight stomped them in combat! 67 days, 08:54:45 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/22/22 09:05:06] Pifor [460/778] has come upon DarwickAK [408/1497] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 17:44:05 is removed from Pifor's clock.
[03/22/22 12:18:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 00:51:36 toward level 230.
[03/22/22 22:11:50] DarwickAK [408/1497] has come upon peta [1038/1430] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 66 days, 01:18:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/22/22 22:21:30] DarwickAK [246/1497] has come upon gyilkos [889/1643] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 94 days, 10:56:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/23/22 03:21:33] DarwickAK [1434/1497] has come upon IRPGbot [1670/2044] and realized it was a bad decision! 38 days, 01:08:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/23/22 12:18:09] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 41 days, 19:33:56 from level 231.
[03/24/22 04:21:32] kocka [640/1755] has come upon DarwickAK [155/1497] and straight stomped them in combat! 104 days, 23:53:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/24/22 09:21:31] Darwick [285/1613] has come upon DarwickAK [142/1497] and gave em what was coming! 28 days, 23:39:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/25/22 07:27:38] wilk, Sanyi, Pifor, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/22 10:21:31] HellSpawn [376/1457] has come upon DarwickAK [1462/1497] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 15:11:31 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/25/22 16:40:47] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 30 days, 21:24:16 is removed from their time toward level 231.
[03/26/22 01:21:28] gyilkos [1547/1643] has come upon DarwickAK [584/1497] and straight stomped them in combat! 145 days, 13:14:55 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/26/22 07:52:58] luI, kocka, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/22 12:51:18] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 18 days, 16:28:31 is removed from their time toward level 231.
[03/26/22 16:21:31] Sanyi [1206/1748] has come upon DarwickAK [687/1497] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:03:59 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/26/22 16:31:51] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 57 days, 23:31:26 is removed from their time toward level 231.
[03/27/22 01:16:29] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/27/22 23:21:31] DarwickAK [83/1489] has come upon wilk [191/2043] and got flexed on in combat! 29 days, 13:09:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/28/22 07:05:59] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick [2973/4745] have team battled kocka, peta, and Sanyi [507/4933] and won! 2 days, 14:12:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/22 10:59:03] [Sanyi] [1513/1670] has come upon DarwickAK [699/1489] and straight stomped them in combat! 128 days, 08:29:20 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/29/22 06:31:58] Qpe [829/1708] has come upon DarwickAK [1058/1489] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:09:09 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/29/22 09:58:22] DarwickAK [848/1489] has come upon luI [996/1585] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 47 days, 01:38:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/29/22 09:58:26] DarwickAK [1277/1489] has come upon luI [278/1585] and straight stomped them in combat! 102 days, 15:29:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/29/22 12:55:47] DarwickAK [80/1489] has come upon Pifor [530/764] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 18:33:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/29/22 15:21:31] luI [1217/1585] has come upon DarwickAK [931/1489] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 20:55:37 is removed from luI's clock.
[03/29/22 18:55:51] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:52:38 towards level 231.
[03/31/22 13:06:46] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 126 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:50:36 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 231.
[04/01/22 08:21:30] [Sanyi] [846/1656] has come upon DarwickAK [138/1489] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 13:43:17 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/02/22 12:49:02] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 06:57:01 is removed from their time toward level 231.
[04/03/22 00:21:29] wilk [302/2051] has come upon DarwickAK [547/1489] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 09:40:55 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/03/22 05:21:29] Qpe [1161/1719] has come upon DarwickAK [1013/1489] and rocked it! 3 days, 22:43:48 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[04/03/22 10:41:44] DarwickAK [428/1489] has come upon peta [550/1430] and realized it was a bad decision! 40 days, 13:37:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/03/22 10:41:58] DarwickAK [1472/1489] has come upon peta [1082/1430] and straight stomped them in combat! 93 days, 04:06:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/04/22 01:21:29] Darwick [514/1563] has come upon DarwickAK [540/1489] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:41:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/04/22 15:13:23] Pifor, Qpe, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/22 12:29:04] wilk, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [4615/5455] have team battled kocka, luI, and DarwickAK [3974/4825] and won! 0 days, 00:53:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/22 16:02:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 14:27:35 is removed from their time toward level 231.
[04/06/22 02:39:41] peta [445/1430] has come upon DarwickAK [36/1489] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:30:55 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/06/22 06:18:32] DarwickAK, kocka, and luI [4064/4825] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and HellSpawn [115/4543] and won! 0 days, 04:43:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/22 12:13:23] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 23 days, 19:44:44 is removed from their time toward level 231.
[04/06/22 15:54:02] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 04:47:43 is removed from their time toward level 231.
[04/07/22 19:21:28] Darwick [588/1563] has come upon DarwickAK [761/1489] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 24 days, 19:44:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/08/22 00:21:29] DarwickAK [967/1489] has come upon Pifor [394/805] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 01:35:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/08/22 05:21:31] DarwickAK [1361/1489] has come upon peta [324/1430] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 00:54:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/08/22 06:00:39] wilk, peta, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/22 11:55:49] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 133. 0 days, 03:50:29 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 231.
[04/09/22 04:24:11] Joska, gyilkos, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/22 04:24:11] DarwickAK [764/1489] has come upon gyilkos [880/1630] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 22:47:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/09/22 11:46:55] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:18:34 is removed from their time toward level 231.
[04/11/22 08:21:29] DarwickAK [608/1489] has come upon Joska [808/1936] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 08:29:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/11/22 15:09:27] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 14:36:07 is removed from their time toward level 231.
[04/12/22 06:39:32] peta, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/22 06:47:58] DarwickAK [1251/1489] has come upon peta [876/1430] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:00:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/12/22 11:19:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:54:03 is removed from their time toward level 231.
[04/12/22 11:19:59] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 33. 0 days, 03:50:20 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 231.
[04/12/22 12:18:28] DarwickAK [392/1489] has come upon Qpe [445/1698] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:25:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/12/22 15:00:29] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 178 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:50:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 231.
[04/12/22 16:23:59] Joska, wilk, and HellSpawn [1089/5456] have team battled luI, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [2656/4838] and lost! 5 days, 05:25:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/22 19:21:31] peta [407/1430] has come upon DarwickAK [832/1489] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 17:12:12 is added to peta's clock.
[04/13/22 10:12:13] DarwickAK [200/1489] has come upon Pifor [466/897] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:55:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/13/22 10:21:32] DarwickAK [1301/1489] has come upon [Sanyi] [732/1656] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:19:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/13/22 14:51:33] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:27:08 is removed from their time toward level 231.
[04/13/22 21:56:37] DarwickAK [1191/1489] has come upon Pifor [763/897] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 13:00:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/14/22 11:02:07] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 131 with their belt. 0 days, 03:51:20 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 232.
[04/14/22 16:21:32] DarwickAK [1455/1489] has come upon kocka [1737/1744] and got flexed on in combat! 60 days, 03:36:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/22 14:33:49] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 12 days, 15:54:37 is removed from their time toward level 232.
[04/15/22 16:39:41] Darwick [126/1563] has come upon DarwickAK [479/1489] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 14:20:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/16/22 03:21:33] DarwickAK [506/1489] has come upon peta [827/1430] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 72 days, 00:27:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/22 10:35:22] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 358 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:51:47 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 232.
[04/17/22 12:35:28] kocka, Pifor, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/22 12:36:57] DarwickAK [1005/1489] has come upon Pifor [798/897] and fucked they ass up! 27 days, 23:26:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/22 14:15:53] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 27. 0 days, 03:51:24 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 232.
[04/17/22 14:21:30] Pifor [692/897] has come upon DarwickAK [36/1489] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 10:34:20 is removed from Pifor's clock.
[04/18/22 00:56:23] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 18 days, 10:23:41 from level 232.
[04/18/22 04:37:01] Qpe [1537/1698] has come upon DarwickAK [1026/1489] and straight stomped them in combat! 238 days, 01:05:33 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[04/18/22 23:49:35] Qpe, Darwick, and kocka [3492/5005] have team battled DarwickAK, gyilkos, and luI [2863/4643] and won! 2 days, 03:39:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/22 06:21:29] Joska [26/1936] has come upon DarwickAK [721/1489] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:01:58 is added to Joska's clock.
[04/19/22 14:50:28] Darwick [1395/1563] has come upon DarwickAK [1194/1489] and rocked it! 7 days, 05:11:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/21/22 10:03:51] DarwickAK [1045/1489] has come upon luI [786/1585] and rocked it! 101 days, 01:34:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/21/22 18:21:32] gyilkos [1057/1569] has come upon DarwickAK [962/1489] and rocked it! 1 day, 04:02:42 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/22/22 00:46:11] DarwickAK got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 14:29:33 from level 232.
[04/22/22 02:37:32] Darwick, Joska, and wilk [3345/5571] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [1246/4527] and won! 0 days, 07:29:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/22 04:21:29] Qpe [1024/1698] has come upon DarwickAK [952/1489] and rocked it! 31 days, 18:27:41 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[04/22/22 04:21:29] Qpe has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 19 days, 16:55:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/23/22 13:22:48] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 28 days, 10:36:45 is removed from their time toward level 232.
[04/23/22 22:46:37] [Sanyi], peta, and Sanyi [4288/4840] have team battled Joska, Qpe, and DarwickAK [1071/5123] and won! 0 days, 11:07:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 09:33:20] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 46 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:51:18 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 232.
[04/24/22 10:34:59] HellSpawn [1186/1487] has come upon DarwickAK [1047/1489] and fucked they ass up! 53 days, 16:24:32 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/24/22 20:59:14] kocka, HellSpawn, and luI [3684/4816] have team battled wilk, DarwickAK, and Qpe [866/5243] and won! 4 days, 19:35:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 22:26:36] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 00:05:15 towards level 232.
[04/25/22 11:45:39] Qpe, gyilkos, and wilk [2992/5323] have team battled luI, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [1171/4730] and won! 0 days, 22:00:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 13:04:59] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 168. 0 days, 03:51:53 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 232.
[04/26/22 08:21:29] wilk [694/2056] has come upon DarwickAK [1143/1489] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 11:29:21 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/26/22 15:54:43] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 17:04:13 towards level 232.
[04/28/22 00:00:04] wilk, peta, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/22 03:38:31] DarwickAK [924/1489] has come upon Sanyi [856/1737] and gave em what was coming! 41 days, 22:43:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/29/22 06:21:29] DarwickAK [526/1496] has come upon Sanyi [1123/1737] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 03:06:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/29/22 08:48:54] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 74. 0 days, 03:51:00 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 232.
[04/30/22 07:20:58] DarwickAK [810/1496] has come upon kocka [1075/1744] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 21:08:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/30/22 07:21:20] DarwickAK [461/1496] has come upon kocka [169/1744] and gave em what was coming! 25 days, 06:56:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/30/22 23:01:08] peta, kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/22 23:55:12] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:34:39 from level 232.
[05/02/22 23:57:13] Sanyi, Qpe, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/22 05:21:31] DarwickAK [1246/1496] has come upon Sanyi [892/1737] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 10:51:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/03/22 08:13:27] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:01:34 is removed from their time toward level 232.
[05/03/22 10:21:31] DarwickAK [1162/1496] has come upon Sanyi [127/1737] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 02:46:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/03/22 23:41:16] luI, Sanyi, and Joska [666/5258] have team battled DarwickAK, peta, and Qpe [3810/4569] and lost! 2 days, 04:13:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/22 15:43:30] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:53 towards level 232.
[05/06/22 11:27:22] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:17:41 is removed from their time toward level 232.
[05/06/22 13:37:00] DarwickAK [1425/1496] has come upon Qpe [494/1643] and straight stomped them in combat! 102 days, 04:53:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/06/22 17:55:48] peta, Joska, Qpe, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/22 18:21:31] DarwickAK [1166/1496] has come upon wilk [1740/2056] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 23:11:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/07/22 10:08:12] DarwickAK died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:16:53 from level 233.
[05/08/22 00:21:29] DarwickAK [220/1496] has come upon Joska [1333/1936] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 12:04:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/22 07:28:58] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 12 days, 21:16:25 is removed from their time toward level 233.
[05/08/22 10:21:31] HellSpawn [209/1543] has come upon DarwickAK [59/1496] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 07:30:03 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/08/22 11:09:30] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 17 damage. 0 days, 03:52:35 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 233.
[05/08/22 15:21:31] DarwickAK [902/1496] has come upon gyilkos [888/1529] and gave em what was coming! 76 days, 18:37:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/22 19:15:46] HellSpawn, luI, and wilk [3947/5184] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Qpe [251/4876] and won! 0 days, 06:15:25 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/22 18:05:20] DarwickAK [1491/1496] has come upon HellSpawn [579/1543] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 13:58:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/10/22 10:51:48] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 12:37:41 is removed from their time toward level 233.
[05/10/22 12:21:30] HellSpawn [981/1543] has come upon DarwickAK [1416/1496] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 20:20:16 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[05/10/22 17:21:30] Joska [354/1936] has come upon DarwickAK [777/1496] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 10:57:23 is added to Joska's clock.
[05/11/22 18:21:32] DarwickAK [177/1496] has come upon HellSpawn [659/1543] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 07:55:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/22 18:58:30] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:46:19 towards level 233.
[05/12/22 13:03:44] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:43:51 towards level 233.
[05/12/22 19:21:29] DarwickAK [738/1496] has come upon Darwick [222/1579] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 15:14:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/13/22 00:21:32] HellSpawn [861/1543] has come upon DarwickAK [210/1496] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 15:36:34 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/13/22 10:25:08] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:07:17 is removed from their time toward level 233.
[05/14/22 14:21:22] HellSpawn, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/22 14:21:57] DarwickAK [1086/1496] has come upon HellSpawn [1302/1544] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:17:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/15/22 02:21:30] DarwickAK [356/1496] has come upon HellSpawn [904/1544] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:08:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/15/22 15:43:36] DarwickAK [725/1509] has come upon Sanyi [1489/1737] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 15:35:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/15/22 17:21:29] DarwickAK [988/1509] has come upon Sanyi [1471/1737] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 12:39:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/16/22 03:21:33] DarwickAK [347/1509] has come upon Qpe [1006/1643] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 12:08:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/16/22 03:54:54] Darwick [7/1579] has come upon DarwickAK [791/1509] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 72 days, 23:45:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/16/22 04:57:47] Qpe, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/22 00:35:17] DarwickAK [160/1509] has come upon wilk [1091/2056] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:00:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/17/22 15:08:52] DarwickAK [379/1509] has come upon Qpe [1266/1643] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 13:08:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/18/22 00:52:17] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and wilk [1460/5302] have team battled gyilkos, Joska, and [Sanyi] [431/5125] and won! 3 days, 08:34:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 05:21:31] DarwickAK [736/1509] has come upon Darwick [252/1624] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 13:09:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/18/22 18:31:58] Joska [208/1938] has come upon DarwickAK [240/1509] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 60 days, 18:43:14 is added to Joska's clock.
[05/19/22 09:31:50] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 14:06:11 is removed from their time toward level 233.
[05/20/22 01:14:09] Joska, wilk, and DarwickAK [336/5503] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and luI [4427/4946] and lost! 0 days, 15:44:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/22 11:32:15] Joska, Qpe, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/22 05:33:36] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:54:49 is removed from their time toward level 233.
[05/21/22 08:47:47] Qpe [1374/1631] has come upon DarwickAK [1366/1509] and rocked it! 102 days, 18:22:19 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[05/21/22 14:40:49] wilk, HellSpawn, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/22 05:24:43] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 1 with their belt. 0 days, 03:52:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 233.
[05/22/22 07:08:52] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:48 from level 233.
[05/22/22 09:21:32] DarwickAK [944/1509] has come upon HellSpawn [751/1544] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:19:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/22/22 10:35:55] HellSpawn, Qpe, and DarwickAK [4080/4684] have team battled wilk, Sanyi, and Joska [2531/5731] and won! 0 days, 00:30:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/22 12:36:30] DarwickAK [1398/1509] has come upon wilk [1910/2056] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 44 days, 15:16:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/22/22 19:21:32] DarwickAK [1151/1509] has come upon Joska [736/1938] and straight stomped them in combat! 128 days, 10:01:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/23/22 03:33:55] peta, Qpe, and DarwickAK [1948/4571] have team battled luI, wilk, and HellSpawn [3240/5185] and lost! 9 days, 02:38:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/22 05:20:19] [Sanyi], gyilkos, and HellSpawn [3689/4739] have team battled DarwickAK, Qpe, and Joska [521/5088] and won! 2 days, 09:44:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/22 15:21:29] Qpe [1587/1631] has come upon DarwickAK [16/1509] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 16:14:52 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[05/23/22 22:36:48] Darwick, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] [1915/4777] have team battled wilk, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [5092/5302] and lost! 1 day, 05:05:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/22 01:21:30] DarwickAK [93/1509] has come upon HellSpawn [174/1544] and realized it was a bad decision! 22 days, 01:07:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/24/22 06:21:30] DarwickAK [185/1509] has come upon peta [644/1431] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 50 days, 15:29:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/24/22 08:47:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 70 days, 04:41:43 is removed from their time toward level 234.
[05/24/22 12:18:13] wilk [1170/2056] has come upon DarwickAK [284/1509] and straight stomped them in combat! 77 days, 05:53:32 is removed from wilk's clock.
[05/24/22 13:13:18] HellSpawn, gyilkos, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/22 16:21:29] DarwickAK [1272/1509] has come upon gyilkos [503/1586] and straight stomped them in combat! 65 days, 20:19:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/25/22 07:21:32] DarwickAK [1412/1509] has come upon Darwick [628/1642] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 17:25:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/25/22 10:51:27] HellSpawn, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/22 17:21:30] Sanyi [1280/1737] has come upon DarwickAK [1497/1509] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 09:22:23 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/26/22 05:55:22] Sanyi, Qpe, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/22 04:21:32] Darwick [840/1632] has come upon DarwickAK [549/1509] and rocked it! 32 days, 23:48:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/27/22 04:21:32] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 531 weapon! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 453 weapon to DarwickAK.
[05/27/22 05:05:44] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:07 towards level 234.
[05/27/22 14:26:22] DarwickAK [833/1431] has come upon gyilkos [476/1583] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 11:29:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/27/22 17:30:58] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:56 towards level 234.
[05/27/22 19:21:32] DarwickAK [821/1431] has come upon Sanyi [1150/1737] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:00:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/28/22 00:21:33] DarwickAK [1083/1431] has come upon Darwick [1619/1718] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:29:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/28/22 01:09:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 2 days, 17:17:48 toward level 234.
[05/28/22 15:28:37] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI [2245/4625] have team battled Joska, wilk, and Qpe [1411/5639] and won! 0 days, 21:23:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/22 20:21:31] Sanyi [124/1737] has come upon DarwickAK [931/1431] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 64 days, 01:14:48 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/28/22 20:22:58] wilk, luI, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/22 20:23:43] DarwickAK [680/1431] has come upon wilk [1852/2060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:05:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/28/22 21:32:13] DarwickAK [441/1431] has come upon luI [387/1585] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 08:51:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/29/22 16:21:31] gyilkos [1166/1583] has come upon DarwickAK [182/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:32:57 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/30/22 07:54:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:12:37 is removed from their time toward level 234.
[05/30/22 11:54:05] DarwickAK [230/1431] has come upon HellSpawn [1542/1544] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 15:03:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/30/22 17:21:28] [Sanyi] [931/1609] has come upon DarwickAK [1068/1431] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 12:09:24 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/31/22 16:20:10] HellSpawn, wilk, and Darwick [1058/5332] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and luI [3822/4625] and lost! 0 days, 12:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/22 07:36:23] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 264 damage. 0 days, 03:54:20 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 235.
[06/01/22 19:09:36] [Sanyi] [1502/1609] has come upon DarwickAK [767/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 133 days, 12:07:57 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/02/22 00:21:32] DarwickAK [317/1431] has come upon peta [156/1399] and gave em what was coming! 137 days, 22:40:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/02/22 05:21:30] DarwickAK [459/1431] has come upon Joska [790/1948] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 31 days, 16:06:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/04/22 02:21:31] Qpe [648/1631] has come upon DarwickAK [1135/1431] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 94 days, 07:06:00 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/04/22 12:21:31] Joska [1013/1948] has come upon DarwickAK [912/1431] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 07:50:59 is removed from Joska's clock.
[06/04/22 18:58:35] DarwickAK, Darwick, and gyilkos [939/4742] have team battled wilk, HellSpawn, and peta [3406/4993] and lost! 12 days, 02:22:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/22 03:20:27] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 115 with their belt. 0 days, 03:54:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 235.
[06/05/22 08:21:32] DarwickAK [98/1431] has come upon Qpe [92/1631] and gave em what was coming! 77 days, 07:44:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/05/22 11:06:34] HellSpawn [368/1534] has come upon DarwickAK [610/1431] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 20:47:28 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/05/22 18:21:33] DarwickAK [870/1431] has come upon IRPGbot [363/2061] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 08:31:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/06/22 04:32:18] peta, Sanyi, and Darwick [3407/4797] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and Qpe [236/4647] and won! 0 days, 03:07:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/22 06:52:09] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 12:51:58 is removed from their time toward level 235.
[06/07/22 06:55:38] Joska, Sanyi, Qpe, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/22 06:59:51] DarwickAK [647/1431] has come upon Sanyi [1514/1738] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 02:18:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/07/22 07:09:33] DarwickAK [650/1431] has come upon Sanyi [87/1738] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 11:32:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/07/22 10:50:51] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:45:42 towards level 235.
[06/08/22 06:34:16] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 149 damage. 0 days, 03:54:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 235.
[06/09/22 03:12:47] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:13:46 towards level 235.
[06/09/22 22:21:31] Pifor [571/911] has come upon DarwickAK [919/1431] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 10:28:15 is added to Pifor's clock.
[06/12/22 05:58:36] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 53 damage. 0 days, 03:54:31 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 235.
[06/12/22 13:23:45] Sanyi, Pifor, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/22 14:24:20] Sanyi [1311/1738] has come upon DarwickAK [599/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 136 days, 09:43:57 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/12/22 20:21:31] DarwickAK [1009/1431] has come upon HellSpawn [414/1534] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 05:40:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/13/22 05:06:41] DarwickAK [1040/1431] has come upon Pifor [84/911] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:09:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/13/22 05:06:41] DarwickAK has dealt Pifor a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:59:57 is added to Pifor's clock.
[06/14/22 01:35:30] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:44 towards level 235.
[06/14/22 05:40:48] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 15:51:44 is removed from their time toward level 235.
[06/14/22 06:13:31] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/14/22 16:06:42] DarwickAK [671/1431] has come upon luI [916/1557] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 12:56:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/15/22 02:06:40] luI [1402/1557] has come upon DarwickAK [685/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 04:05:41 is removed from luI's clock.
[06/15/22 03:23:30] DarwickAK [648/1424] has come upon IRPGbot [429/2061] and rocked it! 1 day, 00:12:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/15/22 07:57:10] Pifor [599/911] has come upon DarwickAK [683/1431] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 13:01:12 is added to Pifor's clock.
[06/15/22 10:21:01] Joska [1722/1955] has come upon DarwickAK [88/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 107 days, 23:39:09 is removed from Joska's clock.
[06/15/22 12:06:41] gyilkos [564/1638] has come upon DarwickAK [445/1431] and fucked they ass up! 77 days, 11:28:49 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/15/22 12:39:11] DarwickAK, wilk, Qpe, and Pifor have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/22 17:42:33] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:06 towards level 235.
[06/15/22 22:06:42] DarwickAK [1042/1431] has come upon Darwick [551/1659] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 15:27:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/15/22 23:23:32] Pifor [113/911] has come upon DarwickAK [626/1424] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:18:49 is added to Pifor's clock.
[06/17/22 00:23:30] Qpe [473/1651] has come upon DarwickAK [556/1424] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 06:51:31 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/17/22 05:14:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:13:52 is removed from their time toward level 235.
[06/17/22 08:10:25] Qpe, peta, and Darwick [3168/4716] have team battled HellSpawn, Joska, and DarwickAK [4727/4920] and lost! 0 days, 13:50:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/22 08:48:49] peta, luI, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/22 14:29:00] DarwickAK, wilk, Darwick, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/22 18:40:21] DarwickAK [331/1431] has come upon wilk [644/2060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 45 days, 00:52:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/18/22 03:33:22] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 398. 0 days, 03:55:50 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 236.
[06/18/22 10:00:10] DarwickAK [42/1424] has come upon Sanyi [760/1738] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 78 days, 19:31:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/18/22 10:06:43] DarwickAK [629/1431] has come upon IRPGbot [1676/2061] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 23:22:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/18/22 10:26:27] DarwickAK, Sanyi, wilk, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/22 11:23:31] HellSpawn [186/1587] has come upon DarwickAK [500/1424] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:50:24 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/18/22 15:06:41] [Sanyi] [628/1635] has come upon DarwickAK [1116/1431] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 05:02:56 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/18/22 16:23:31] DarwickAK [1192/1424] has come upon HellSpawn [1529/1587] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 45 days, 13:25:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/18/22 17:38:19] gyilkos [351/1638] has come upon DarwickAK [256/1431] and rocked it! 12 days, 20:18:21 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/19/22 04:56:31] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 24 days, 09:55:36 is removed from their time toward level 236.
[06/19/22 06:06:43] DarwickAK [433/1431] has come upon IRPGbot [468/2061] and got flexed on in combat! 22 days, 04:05:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/19/22 11:06:41] Pifor [890/904] has come upon DarwickAK [395/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 10:20:54 is removed from Pifor's clock.
[06/19/22 12:23:31] [Sanyi] [646/1652] has come upon DarwickAK [63/1424] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 19:17:01 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/19/22 21:27:23] wilk, luI, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/22 22:05:52] DarwickAK [749/1424] has come upon Sanyi [422/1738] and straight stomped them in combat! 148 days, 01:26:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/19/22 22:23:30] [Sanyi] [737/1652] has come upon DarwickAK [213/1424] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 04:26:36 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/20/22 00:40:47] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 03:43:18 towards level 236.
[06/20/22 08:23:33] wilk [601/2069] has come upon DarwickAK [495/1424] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 08:30:06 is removed from wilk's clock.
[06/20/22 18:23:32] HellSpawn [900/1587] has come upon DarwickAK [159/1424] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:35:27 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/21/22 03:06:42] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 11:48:50 is removed from their time toward level 236.
[06/21/22 03:06:42] Darwick [327/1659] has come upon DarwickAK [1155/1437] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 18:38:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/21/22 04:38:38] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 57. 0 days, 03:55:06 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 236.
[06/21/22 08:19:07] HellSpawn [1071/1587] has come upon DarwickAK [1195/1424] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 07:24:51 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/22/22 01:00:22] DarwickAK [1378/1424] has come upon gyilkos [1485/1638] and got flexed on in combat! 31 days, 12:27:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/22/22 09:06:44] Pifor [719/904] has come upon DarwickAK [1031/1437] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:44:12 is added to Pifor's clock.
[06/23/22 00:06:43] DarwickAK [660/1437] has come upon Sanyi [1267/1831] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 75 days, 18:24:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/23/22 00:40:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 28 days, 08:15:59 is removed from their time toward level 236.
[06/23/22 02:49:00] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 17 days, 12:40:13 is removed from their time toward level 236.
[06/24/22 02:40:05] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 13 days, 17:03:10 is removed from their time toward level 236.
[06/24/22 06:06:45] DarwickAK [542/1437] has come upon Darwick [852/1659] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 85 days, 22:01:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/11/22 13:54:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 20 days, 22:40:17 toward level 236.
[08/11/22 17:41:45] DarwickAK [196/1424] has come upon [Sanyi] [1341/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 06:24:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/12/22 02:16:35] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 57. 0 days, 03:55:01 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 236.
[08/12/22 06:58:57] Darwick, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/22 04:00:33] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:21:14 towards level 236.
[08/13/22 08:09:05] Darwick, DarwickAK, peta, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/22 08:29:44] peta [23/1394] has come upon DarwickAK [478/1424] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:25:10 is added to peta's clock.
[08/14/22 05:20:00] Darwick, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/22 05:20:14] Sanyi [1199/1762] has come upon DarwickAK [1053/1424] and rocked it! 1 day, 21:52:18 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/15/22 20:25:46] Joska [447/1942] has come upon DarwickAK [7/1424] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 07:14:42 is removed from Joska's clock.
[08/16/22 06:07:23] luI [1526/1610] has come upon DarwickAK [550/1424] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 16:06:35 is removed from luI's clock.
[08/16/22 07:41:42] Joska [1478/1942] has come upon DarwickAK [154/1424] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 08:11:54 is removed from Joska's clock.
[08/16/22 08:46:23] DarwickAK [1376/1424] has come upon Darwick [1372/1604] and rocked it! 23 days, 12:06:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/16/22 23:18:32] DarwickAK, Joska, peta, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/22 01:32:18] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 19. 0 days, 03:55:36 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 236.
[08/17/22 01:57:15] peta, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [1946/4482] have team battled Qpe, Darwick, and Joska [3283/5196] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/22 08:41:47] DarwickAK [1084/1438] has come upon luI [203/1610] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 13:56:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/17/22 15:38:32] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:16 towards level 236.
[08/17/22 19:58:00] Darwick, DarwickAK, Joska, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/22 01:14:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:18:47 is removed from their time toward level 236.
[08/19/22 01:14:37] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 71. 0 days, 03:55:57 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 236.
[08/20/22 16:51:50] DarwickAK, Sanyi, Qpe, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/22 13:58:19] DarwickAK [788/1438] has come upon luI [1506/1610] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 61 days, 01:39:32 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/21/22 23:49:51] Darwick, GDI, and luI [4240/4703] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and HellSpawn [2450/4570] and won! 0 days, 15:43:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/22 03:41:46] DarwickAK [1300/1438] has come upon GDI [1071/1505] and rocked it! 143 days, 08:09:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/22/22 06:45:55] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and GDI [569/4622] have team battled Joska, peta, and Qpe [1918/4988] and lost! 0 days, 10:21:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/22 13:41:46] DarwickAK [399/1438] has come upon gyilkos [1447/1679] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 50 days, 04:10:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/22/22 20:58:35] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 54 days, 02:28:25 is removed from their time toward level 237.
[08/23/22 05:17:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 18 days, 00:58:45 toward level 237.
[08/23/22 05:51:49] Sanyi, Joska, and Qpe [3897/5369] have team battled luI, Darwick, and DarwickAK [4268/4636] and lost! 0 days, 03:43:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/22 12:18:32] Sanyi, Joska, and GDI [2668/5209] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Qpe [3120/4713] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/22 19:41:44] DarwickAK [1374/1438] has come upon Qpe [685/1665] and straight stomped them in combat! 57 days, 15:57:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/23/22 20:49:44] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 78 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:56:53 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 237.
[08/24/22 00:41:43] DarwickAK [1267/1438] has come upon IRPGbot [58/2070] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 11:38:45 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/24/22 06:07:35] DarwickAK lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:35:21 from level 237.
[08/24/22 10:37:33] gyilkos [1102/1679] has come upon DarwickAK [847/1438] and gave em what was coming! 139 days, 22:29:46 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/24/22 15:41:45] DarwickAK [782/1438] has come upon HellSpawn [1121/1569] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 08:49:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/25/22 00:21:20] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 23 days, 12:27:46 is removed from their time toward level 237.
[08/25/22 01:41:45] DarwickAK [699/1438] has come upon Qpe [1605/1665] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 22:00:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/25/22 02:53:39] gyilkos, Qpe, and luI [1784/4954] have team battled Sanyi, Joska, and DarwickAK [2727/5142] and lost! 8 days, 10:20:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/22 06:45:50] DarwickAK lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:09:31 from level 237.
[08/25/22 08:35:13] Qpe, Darwick, and Joska [3465/5195] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos [3537/4727] and lost! 0 days, 04:49:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/22 20:45:14] Darwick, Qpe, and GDI [1591/4785] have team battled DarwickAK, peta, and HellSpawn [276/4388] and won! 0 days, 00:48:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/22 08:41:45] peta [323/1381] has come upon DarwickAK [367/1438] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 19:30:05 is added to peta's clock.
[08/27/22 12:48:59] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:27:17 towards level 237.
[08/27/22 20:14:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 02:52:17 is removed from their time toward level 237.
[08/27/22 23:54:45] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 141. 0 days, 03:56:00 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 237.
[08/28/22 08:53:32] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:08:00 towards level 237.
[08/29/22 10:41:46] DarwickAK [655/1438] has come upon Qpe [1110/1665] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 15:20:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/29/22 19:46:55] DarwickAK lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:02:41 from level 237.
[08/29/22 23:36:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 00:57:33 is removed from their time toward level 237.
[08/30/22 19:02:38] Sanyi [503/1771] has come upon DarwickAK [345/1438] and rocked it! 44 days, 02:28:29 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/30/22 19:47:38] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 32. 0 days, 03:56:37 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 237.
[08/30/22 23:28:11] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 17 damage. 0 days, 03:56:02 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 237.
[09/01/22 03:41:42] DarwickAK [1157/1438] has come upon HellSpawn [495/1561] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 02:10:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/01/22 23:10:31] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 23:59:31 is removed from their time toward level 237.
[09/01/22 23:10:31] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 144 damage. 0 days, 03:56:38 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 237.
[09/02/22 02:11:44] DarwickAK was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:24:22 from level 237.
[09/02/22 04:41:45] luI [1096/1610] has come upon DarwickAK [1174/1438] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 03:28:08 is added to luI's clock.
[09/02/22 05:59:51] Darwick, DarwickAK, Joska, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/22 06:01:19] DarwickAK [270/1438] has come upon Darwick [1217/1601] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 02:29:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/02/22 06:13:22] DarwickAK [822/1438] has come upon Darwick [162/1601] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 20:42:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/02/22 09:41:45] DarwickAK [648/1438] has come upon Qpe [1280/1665] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:28:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/02/22 14:41:42] DarwickAK [1073/1438] has come upon peta [666/1378] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 13:01:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/03/22 00:20:38] HellSpawn [1494/1561] has come upon DarwickAK [815/1438] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 20:32:57 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/03/22 01:36:00] DarwickAK [1195/1438] has come upon Qpe [962/1665] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 23:00:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/03/22 10:41:43] peta [1024/1378] has come upon DarwickAK [669/1438] and straight stomped them in combat! 96 days, 13:05:41 is removed from peta's clock.
[09/03/22 22:52:56] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:02:19 is removed from their time toward level 237.
[09/04/22 21:41:46] DarwickAK [533/1438] has come upon gyilkos [492/1668] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:06:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/04/22 22:22:29] DarwickAK [328/1438] has come upon gyilkos [502/1668] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 79 days, 12:19:41 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/05/22 17:41:45] gyilkos [42/1668] has come upon DarwickAK [663/1438] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 13:01:20 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/07/22 05:26:03] GDI [1032/1510] has come upon DarwickAK [203/1438] and straight stomped them in combat! 114 days, 13:36:58 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/07/22 07:57:02] DarwickAK, luI, gyilkos, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/22 09:41:45] gyilkos [1240/1668] has come upon DarwickAK [1169/1438] and fucked they ass up! 17 days, 21:13:14 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/07/22 14:41:45] DarwickAK [323/1438] has come upon luI [1165/1610] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 61 days, 13:03:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/07/22 22:17:26] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 20 days, 05:48:15 is removed from their time toward level 238.
[09/08/22 01:46:05] DarwickAK, Joska, luI, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/22 05:41:46] GDI [212/1510] has come upon DarwickAK [689/1438] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 09:06:43 is added to GDI's clock.
[09/08/22 13:45:26] HellSpawn, Darwick, and Joska [1448/5094] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [4669/4716] and lost! 4 days, 05:03:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/22 18:27:56] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 60 with their belt. 0 days, 03:57:16 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 238.
[09/09/22 06:41:46] DarwickAK [550/1438] has come upon [Sanyi] [175/1610] and straight stomped them in combat! 122 days, 07:59:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/09/22 21:41:46] peta [996/1378] has come upon DarwickAK [1432/1438] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 11:15:33 is added to peta's clock.
[09/10/22 02:41:45] [Sanyi] [188/1610] has come upon DarwickAK [403/1438] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 20:44:12 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/10/22 07:41:43] DarwickAK [26/1438] has come upon IRPGbot [842/2070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 17:12:41 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/10/22 22:39:26] Sanyi [1180/1780] has come upon DarwickAK [80/1438] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 04:26:37 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/11/22 03:41:47] HellSpawn [812/1561] has come upon DarwickAK [1314/1438] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:16:07 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/11/22 17:13:10] [Sanyi] [611/1610] has come upon DarwickAK [615/1438] and got flexed on in combat! 78 days, 14:24:02 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/11/22 18:08:27] DarwickAK, Sanyi, Joska, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/22 04:41:44] Sanyi [1015/1780] has come upon DarwickAK [143/1438] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 01:05:51 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/12/22 04:41:44] Sanyi has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 4 days, 23:19:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/12/22 17:52:22] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 15 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:57:15 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 238.
[09/12/22 19:41:43] DarwickAK [37/1443] has come upon peta [1032/1378] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 15:57:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/13/22 00:41:42] DarwickAK [274/1443] has come upon HellSpawn [992/1561] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 22:32:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/13/22 14:09:14] DarwickAK, luI, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/22 15:41:43] Qpe [1309/1713] has come upon DarwickAK [904/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 57 days, 00:54:42 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[09/13/22 17:43:27] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 60 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:57:58 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 238.
[09/13/22 21:23:58] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 23 damage. 0 days, 03:57:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 238.
[09/14/22 06:41:46] Joska [1431/1932] has come upon DarwickAK [1225/1443] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 19:56:09 is removed from Joska's clock.
[09/14/22 11:41:46] DarwickAK [1398/1443] has come upon luI [1444/1610] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 20 days, 04:44:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/22 08:43:32] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 09:54:13 towards level 238.
[09/16/22 03:41:42] luI [1196/1610] has come upon DarwickAK [916/1443] and rocked it! 3 days, 14:18:44 is removed from luI's clock.
[09/16/22 08:41:45] Qpe [1546/1713] has come upon DarwickAK [354/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:21:03 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[09/16/22 13:41:43] DarwickAK [663/1443] has come upon gyilkos [861/1687] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 29 days, 05:27:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/16/22 13:52:56] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:19:34 towards level 238.
[09/18/22 01:54:44] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and luI [3946/4614] have team battled Qpe, Sanyi, and gyilkos [1874/5180] and won! 2 days, 05:39:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/22 06:47:24] DarwickAK, Sanyi, luI, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/22 10:41:44] DarwickAK [918/1443] has come upon peta [789/1378] and rocked it! 41 days, 23:52:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/18/22 20:39:27] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 05:43:11 is removed from their time toward level 238.
[09/18/22 20:41:46] DarwickAK [81/1443] has come upon peta [85/1378] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 10:02:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/19/22 01:41:46] HellSpawn [67/1561] has come upon DarwickAK [307/1443] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 05:22:50 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/19/22 05:10:02] peta [379/1378] has come upon DarwickAK [769/1443] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 70 days, 08:24:02 is added to peta's clock.
[09/19/22 19:38:23] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [3603/4691] have team battled luI, [Sanyi], and Qpe [445/4933] and won! 1 day, 14:48:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/22 21:41:44] DarwickAK [919/1443] has come upon peta [717/1378] and fucked they ass up! 13 days, 10:55:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/20/22 07:41:45] DarwickAK [865/1443] has come upon gyilkos [283/1687] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 13:36:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/20/22 10:56:55] Darwick, DarwickAK, peta, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/22 11:00:00] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:51 towards level 238.
[09/21/22 12:47:38] DarwickAK, Sanyi, Joska, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/22 13:41:45] peta [1235/1378] has come upon DarwickAK [1406/1443] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 04:13:11 is added to peta's clock.
[09/21/22 16:32:20] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 08:07:54 is removed from their time toward level 238.
[09/21/22 17:08:20] peta, DarwickAK, and Qpe [175/4534] have team battled GDI, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [207/4900] and lost! 0 days, 03:29:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/22 18:41:44] DarwickAK [797/1443] has come upon Qpe [651/1713] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:31:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/21/22 21:52:21] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:18 towards level 238.
[09/21/22 23:41:44] DarwickAK [496/1443] has come upon HellSpawn [856/1567] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/22/22 04:50:59] DarwickAK [396/1443] has come upon IRPGbot [715/2070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 19:38:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/22/22 09:20:11] Darwick, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/22 14:41:44] Darwick [275/1611] has come upon DarwickAK [999/1443] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 16:42:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/23/22 10:41:44] gyilkos [805/1687] has come upon DarwickAK [975/1443] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:01:53 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/23/22 16:14:35] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 32 damage. 0 days, 03:58:21 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 239.
[09/23/22 20:41:47] DarwickAK [954/1443] has come upon Darwick [1417/1611] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 63 days, 12:18:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/24/22 06:41:45] DarwickAK [648/1443] has come upon Sanyi [909/1780] and got flexed on in combat! 89 days, 23:07:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/24/22 16:05:40] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 16 days, 23:21:50 is removed from their time toward level 239.
[09/25/22 03:59:49] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/22 19:37:20] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 8. 0 days, 03:58:00 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 239.
[09/26/22 19:28:27] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 26 days, 22:35:33 is removed from their time toward level 239.
[09/27/22 04:41:45] Qpe [775/1715] has come upon DarwickAK [990/1443] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 03:06:53 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/27/22 17:02:24] DarwickAK, Sanyi, gyilkos, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/22 19:41:45] Darwick [724/1611] has come upon DarwickAK [196/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 21:54:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/27/22 21:41:32] DarwickAK set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 18:10:07 from level 239.
[09/28/22 10:41:45] Darwick [1103/1611] has come upon DarwickAK [266/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 23:24:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/28/22 11:40:30] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 17:50:24 towards level 239.
[09/28/22 15:30:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 21:27:59 is removed from their time toward level 239.
[09/28/22 19:10:51] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 11:48:33 is removed from their time toward level 239.
[09/28/22 19:10:51] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 111 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:58:14 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 239.
[09/28/22 22:42:34] Darwick, DarwickAK, peta, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/22 01:41:46] DarwickAK [658/1443] has come upon Darwick [177/1611] and straight stomped them in combat! 63 days, 23:50:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/22 06:41:43] DarwickAK [333/1443] has come upon Sanyi [637/1781] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 06:48:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/22 09:36:31] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:06:24 towards level 239.
[09/30/22 18:53:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 23:11:15 is removed from their time toward level 239.
[10/01/22 20:02:35] DarwickAK bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:48:10 from level 239.
[10/02/22 04:41:43] HellSpawn [999/1567] has come upon DarwickAK [26/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:36:46 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/02/22 14:55:03] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 05:08:02 is removed from their time toward level 239.
[10/03/22 01:03:13] DarwickAK set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:34:55 from level 239.
[10/03/22 15:41:45] Darwick [1028/1619] has come upon DarwickAK [1207/1443] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 16 days, 02:52:50 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/04/22 16:41:46] DarwickAK [1060/1443] has come upon gyilkos [404/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 10:51:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/04/22 18:17:47] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 08:44:17 is removed from their time toward level 239.
[10/04/22 22:12:02] DarwickAK, Sanyi, Joska, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/22 02:41:43] DarwickAK [1187/1443] has come upon HellSpawn [1129/1567] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 16:09:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/05/22 18:08:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:47:59 is removed from their time toward level 239.
[10/05/22 18:08:59] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 13. 0 days, 03:58:16 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 239.
[10/06/22 04:15:23] peta, DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [2870/4401] have team battled gyilkos, Qpe, and Joska [1706/5340] and won! 0 days, 14:11:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/22 18:46:58] DarwickAK [610/1443] has come upon Sanyi [1018/1781] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:11:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/06/22 23:41:43] peta [953/1391] has come upon DarwickAK [867/1443] and fucked they ass up! 20 days, 15:07:21 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/07/22 04:41:42] Joska [345/1923] has come upon DarwickAK [1433/1443] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 21:54:47 is added to Joska's clock.
[10/07/22 22:48:11] DarwickAK, Sanyi, Qpe, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/22 14:01:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:54:25 is removed from their time toward level 239.
[10/08/22 16:26:03] Darwick, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/22 17:51:26] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:58 towards level 239.
[10/08/22 18:15:30] DarwickAK [1226/1443] has come upon Joska [318/1923] and straight stomped them in combat! 119 days, 04:11:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/09/22 03:40:54] Sanyi [1608/1781] has come upon DarwickAK [905/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 145 days, 05:56:08 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/09/22 16:41:44] DarwickAK [1019/1443] has come upon luI [547/1610] and straight stomped them in combat! 52 days, 08:30:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/09/22 21:41:45] GDI [107/1510] has come upon DarwickAK [285/1443] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 25 days, 00:23:24 is added to GDI's clock.
[10/10/22 12:41:46] luI [1599/1610] has come upon DarwickAK [246/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 08:20:06 is removed from luI's clock.
[10/10/22 13:15:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 36 days, 20:50:08 toward level 240.
[10/10/22 13:44:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:19:15 is removed from their time toward level 240.
[10/10/22 13:44:09] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 271. 0 days, 03:59:12 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 240.
[10/10/22 14:16:09] DarwickAK [721/1443] has come upon HellSpawn [192/1567] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 05:07:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/11/22 13:35:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 05:53:30 is removed from their time toward level 240.
[10/12/22 19:31:50] Darwick, DarwickAK, peta, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/22 20:35:32] DarwickAK was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:14:01 from level 240.
[10/13/22 14:11:37] DarwickAK, luI, HellSpawn, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/22 20:41:44] DarwickAK [1370/1443] has come upon IRPGbot [1092/2070] and rocked it! 0 days, 14:35:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/14/22 01:41:42] Joska [1563/1923] has come upon DarwickAK [265/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 50 days, 22:18:29 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/15/22 12:59:45] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 07:24:46 is removed from their time toward level 240.
[10/15/22 16:40:17] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 9. 0 days, 03:59:38 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 240.
[10/16/22 03:39:20] DarwickAK [722/1443] has come upon Sanyi [588/1781] and rocked it! 147 days, 07:35:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/16/22 08:41:45] DarwickAK [20/1443] has come upon Sanyi [1569/1781] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 18:08:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/17/22 08:18:45] Darwick, DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/22 16:27:44] gyilkos [226/1702] has come upon DarwickAK [901/1443] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 03:49:26 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/17/22 21:45:05] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:27:28 towards level 241.
[10/18/22 05:41:45] DarwickAK [955/1443] has come upon HellSpawn [391/1567] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 07:00:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/18/22 12:33:09] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 06:13:32 is removed from their time toward level 241.
[10/19/22 06:41:43] peta [240/1389] has come upon DarwickAK [895/1443] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 20:05:42 is added to peta's clock.
[10/19/22 16:04:57] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:53:11 is removed from their time toward level 241.
[10/20/22 10:38:26] DarwickAK, Sanyi, Qpe, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/22 22:41:43] Sanyi [259/1781] has come upon DarwickAK [720/1443] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 66 days, 05:52:54 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/21/22 03:41:43] DarwickAK [196/1443] has come upon gyilkos [137/1702] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 21:03:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/21/22 13:41:44] HellSpawn [1415/1567] has come upon DarwickAK [501/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:23:06 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/21/22 19:17:09] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:32 from level 241.
[10/22/22 11:57:41] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:21:43 is removed from their time toward level 241.
[10/23/22 02:46:38] DarwickAK, Joska, Qpe, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/22 05:41:45] luI [1129/1610] has come upon DarwickAK [1000/1443] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 23:53:23 is removed from luI's clock.
[10/23/22 15:41:43] DarwickAK [788/1443] has come upon gyilkos [87/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 00:35:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/24/22 00:49:40] peta, DarwickAK, and luI [3253/4442] have team battled [Sanyi], gyilkos, and HellSpawn [1259/4881] and won! 0 days, 04:30:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/22 15:20:38] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 19. 0 days, 04:00:44 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 241.
[10/25/22 09:49:42] DarwickAK [440/1443] has come upon IRPGbot [1581/2070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 02:50:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/25/22 12:41:43] Sanyi [1019/1781] has come upon DarwickAK [635/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 00:27:57 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/25/22 15:11:42] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 38 days, 02:40:32 is removed from their time toward level 242.
[10/26/22 03:41:44] DarwickAK [55/1443] has come upon [Sanyi] [745/1612] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 75 days, 09:43:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/26/22 14:09:45] DarwickAK [120/1443] has come upon [Sanyi] [139/1612] and realized it was a bad decision! 101 days, 15:28:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/27/22 07:13:43] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Joska [417/4995] have team battled Darwick, Qpe, and gyilkos [618/5040] and lost! 15 days, 10:25:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/22 13:24:49] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 48 days, 18:47:18 towards level 242.
[10/27/22 14:54:08] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 21 days, 11:03:27 is removed from their time toward level 242.
[10/27/22 18:43:03] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 33 days, 14:32:31 towards level 242.
[10/28/22 00:41:47] [Sanyi] [1095/1612] has come upon DarwickAK [123/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 54 days, 22:59:44 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/28/22 06:04:59] DarwickAK, luI, peta, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/22 10:41:45] HellSpawn [496/1567] has come upon DarwickAK [1396/1443] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 04:18:10 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/29/22 01:41:45] DarwickAK [547/1443] has come upon gyilkos [1517/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 81 days, 05:46:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/29/22 10:55:56] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 76 days, 15:08:18 is removed from their time toward level 242.
[10/29/22 14:36:32] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 11:41:12 is removed from their time toward level 242.
[10/29/22 17:23:45] Joska, peta, and gyilkos [2578/5031] have team battled luI, DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [2456/4620] and won! 0 days, 10:45:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/22 09:47:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 17 days, 09:25:48 is removed from their time toward level 242.
[10/30/22 16:41:45] [Sanyi] [387/1612] has come upon DarwickAK [419/1443] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:26:49 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/31/22 18:15:24] Darwick, Sanyi, and gyilkos [3495/5130] have team battled [Sanyi], Joska, and DarwickAK [1335/4995] and won! 0 days, 04:25:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/22 12:29:10] DarwickAK was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 21 days, 18:28:18 from level 242.
[11/01/22 15:04:24] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 13:34:13 towards level 242.
[11/01/22 20:58:32] DarwickAK, Sanyi, Joska, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/22 11:02:13] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 01:45:20 towards level 242.
[11/02/22 23:53:07] DarwickAK, Qpe, luI, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/22 00:55:49] luI [404/1610] has come upon DarwickAK [1429/1443] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 22:01:49 is added to luI's clock.
[11/03/22 04:00:59] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:41:05 towards level 242.
[11/03/22 05:41:44] DarwickAK [576/1443] has come upon luI [32/1610] and straight stomped them in combat! 46 days, 13:33:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/03/22 05:41:44] DarwickAK has dealt luI a Critical Strike! 3 days, 00:09:00 is added to luI's clock.
[11/04/22 06:41:43] Darwick [866/1631] has come upon DarwickAK [328/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 11:00:44 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/04/22 11:41:43] Joska [1818/1940] has come upon DarwickAK [1324/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 02:36:55 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/04/22 22:04:15] DarwickAK, Sanyi, luI, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/22 22:21:50] Sanyi [1059/1797] has come upon DarwickAK [382/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 82 days, 08:17:06 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/05/22 02:41:45] Sanyi [80/1797] has come upon DarwickAK [492/1443] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 14:29:06 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/05/22 12:34:29] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 152. 0 days, 04:01:47 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 242.
[11/05/22 20:00:37] Darwick, DarwickAK, Qpe, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/22 21:59:43] peta, HellSpawn, and luI [570/4566] have team battled Darwick, DarwickAK, and Qpe [511/4766] and won! 2 days, 02:33:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/22 03:41:43] HellSpawn [840/1567] has come upon DarwickAK [148/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 00:20:30 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/06/22 18:41:42] Darwick [640/1631] has come upon DarwickAK [591/1443] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 00:35:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/06/22 22:33:47] Joska [1516/1940] has come upon DarwickAK [1149/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 52 days, 17:57:03 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/06/22 22:36:28] Joska [1740/1940] has come upon DarwickAK [1359/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 02:21:12 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/06/22 22:36:32] Joska [1533/1940] has come upon DarwickAK [713/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 10:32:26 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/06/22 23:41:45] DarwickAK [535/1443] has come upon [Sanyi] [220/1564] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 06:04:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/07/22 07:55:09] DarwickAK, luI, and [Sanyi] [171/4617] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and HellSpawn [1546/4995] and lost! 1 day, 19:13:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/22 16:29:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 6 days, 07:47:29 toward level 242.
[11/08/22 05:41:46] peta [1105/1389] has come upon DarwickAK [790/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 06:39:48 is removed from peta's clock.
[11/08/22 08:33:49] luI [49/1582] has come upon DarwickAK [1272/1443] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 03:40:24 is added to luI's clock.
[11/08/22 11:13:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 3 days, 15:52:10 toward level 242.
[11/08/22 12:07:47] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:58:59 is removed from their time toward level 242.
[11/08/22 20:27:36] DarwickAK ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:47 from level 242.
[11/09/22 21:17:02] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/22 21:22:36] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:19:31 from level 242.
[11/10/22 09:52:15] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:36 towards level 242.
[11/11/22 02:20:55] DarwickAK [84/1443] has come upon Joska [802/1940] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:24:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/12/22 03:20:54] [Sanyi] [768/1564] has come upon DarwickAK [1348/1443] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:12:42 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/12/22 19:07:15] DarwickAK [234/1443] has come upon gyilkos [907/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 83 days, 14:03:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/13/22 04:35:51] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 01:49:33 towards level 243.
[11/13/22 08:30:43] Joska, HellSpawn, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/22 08:32:40] DarwickAK [89/1443] has come upon HellSpawn [1007/1567] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 08:58:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/13/22 09:20:56] DarwickAK [737/1443] has come upon [Sanyi] [508/1564] and fucked they ass up! 162 days, 00:42:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/13/22 14:20:52] Joska [1003/1938] has come upon DarwickAK [367/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 00:33:03 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/14/22 01:09:38] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:04:54 towards level 243.
[11/14/22 03:47:06] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 02:20:45 is removed from their time toward level 243.
[11/14/22 03:47:06] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 92 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:02:17 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 243.
[11/14/22 05:20:53] DarwickAK [169/1443] has come upon peta [587/1389] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 03:39:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/15/22 13:37:33] Joska, Sanyi, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/22 23:48:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 23:50:50 is removed from their time toward level 243.
[11/17/22 10:08:06] gyilkos, luI, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/22 18:20:54] DarwickAK [227/1443] has come upon Darwick [814/1619] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 00:59:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/19/22 00:20:57] DarwickAK [619/1444] has come upon 4R0N [1026/1236] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 10:47:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/19/22 20:02:52] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:42:36 towards level 243.
[11/19/22 20:20:55] DarwickAK [1214/1444] has come upon 4R0N [786/1236] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 17:49:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/19/22 23:13:04] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 21:09:40 is removed from their time toward level 243.
[11/20/22 16:20:55] DarwickAK [1035/1444] has come upon Joska [275/1938] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 13:31:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/21/22 04:33:55] peta, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [3033/4548] have team battled 4R0N, DarwickAK, and luI [2366/4262] and won! 2 days, 18:07:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/22 07:20:54] Joska [1876/1938] has come upon DarwickAK [1356/1444] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 17:31:12 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/22/22 18:20:55] luI [929/1582] has come upon DarwickAK [643/1444] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 10:11:42 is removed from luI's clock.
[11/22/22 22:46:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 11:02:21 is removed from their time toward level 243.
[11/22/22 23:20:56] Sanyi [1462/1824] has come upon DarwickAK [1386/1444] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 18:58:15 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/23/22 22:37:30] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 11:29:50 is removed from their time toward level 243.
[11/24/22 00:20:56] Qpe [1387/1698] has come upon DarwickAK [1289/1444] and gave em what was coming! 73 days, 11:43:53 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[11/24/22 03:28:17] peta [1211/1389] has come upon DarwickAK [1344/1444] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 74 days, 12:31:27 is added to peta's clock.
[11/24/22 16:52:48] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:46:44 from level 243.
[11/25/22 09:48:48] HellSpawn, Darwick, peta, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/22 02:00:25] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 18 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:02:58 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 243.
[11/26/22 02:20:56] [Sanyi] [718/1564] has come upon DarwickAK [774/1444] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 17:57:59 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/26/22 17:18:59] Sanyi, peta, and Joska [5087/5151] have team battled Darwick, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [951/4741] and won! 0 days, 03:32:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/22 03:20:56] Qpe [345/1698] has come upon DarwickAK [1429/1444] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 21:27:55 is added to Qpe's clock.
[11/27/22 17:15:22] DarwickAK [898/1444] has come upon luI [16/1582] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:04:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/27/22 18:20:53] gyilkos [478/1702] has come upon DarwickAK [699/1444] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 106 days, 16:26:37 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[11/27/22 21:56:06] DarwickAK ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:46 from level 243.
[11/27/22 22:02:08] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:36:06 is removed from their time toward level 243.
[11/27/22 23:20:54] DarwickAK [1169/1444] has come upon Joska [167/1938] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:04:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/28/22 07:23:20] DarwickAK [1103/1444] has come upon gyilkos [1325/1702] and realized it was a bad decision! 83 days, 22:41:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/28/22 21:53:11] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 78 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:03:25 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 244.
[11/29/22 10:20:53] DarwickAK [1022/1444] has come upon 4R0N [1082/1236] and got flexed on in combat! 60 days, 01:44:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/29/22 21:44:22] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 18 days, 18:55:32 is removed from their time toward level 244.
[11/30/22 08:26:00] DarwickAK misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 24 days, 22:58:57 from level 244.
[11/30/22 08:32:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 72 days, 11:35:46 toward level 244.
[11/30/22 23:59:01] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 18 days, 12:02:38 from level 244.
[12/01/22 00:08:45] HellSpawn, Darwick, and DarwickAK [4015/4620] have team battled [Sanyi], luI, and gyilkos [1510/4848] and won! 1 day, 05:24:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/22 01:16:09] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 59. 0 days, 04:03:03 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 244.
[12/01/22 02:20:53] [Sanyi] [923/1564] has come upon DarwickAK [412/1444] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 18:02:55 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/01/22 03:25:51] Darwick, peta, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/22 03:26:05] DarwickAK [136/1444] has come upon peta [529/1389] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 78 days, 03:49:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/01/22 21:26:41] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 25 days, 17:35:02 is removed from their time toward level 244.
[12/01/22 22:29:12] Joska, Sanyi, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/22 19:00:41] Joska, HellSpawn, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/22 19:01:03] DarwickAK [1002/1444] has come upon HellSpawn [1434/1581] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 28 days, 04:25:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/02/22 19:08:13] DarwickAK [1129/1444] has come upon luI [496/1582] and straight stomped them in combat! 95 days, 01:06:29 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/03/22 09:20:55] DarwickAK [1031/1444] has come upon 4R0N [941/1236] and rocked it! 33 days, 10:24:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/03/22 19:20:53] DarwickAK [500/1444] has come upon Sanyi [1253/1816] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 17:14:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/04/22 21:06:35] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [164/4589] have team battled Qpe, peta, and 4R0N [2139/4331] and lost! 0 days, 02:01:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/22 21:58:14] Joska, Sanyi, peta, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/22 22:07:33] DarwickAK [1279/1444] has come upon Sanyi [1166/1816] and fucked they ass up! 45 days, 22:04:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/04/22 23:26:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 3 days, 16:48:58 toward level 244.
[12/05/22 21:20:55] DarwickAK [23/1444] has come upon Sanyi [1015/1816] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 10:06:41 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/06/22 02:20:56] DarwickAK [1295/1444] has come upon HellSpawn [1571/1581] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 15:15:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/06/22 11:37:16] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:23:20 from level 244.
[12/07/22 00:22:55] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 07:14:16 is removed from their time toward level 244.
[12/07/22 08:20:55] luI [1387/1582] has come upon DarwickAK [1252/1444] and gave em what was coming! 36 days, 19:14:33 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/07/22 12:20:28] Qpe, Sanyi, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/22 12:20:32] DarwickAK [1148/1450] has come upon gyilkos [1431/1702] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 02:55:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/07/22 12:20:32] DarwickAK [917/1450] has come upon gyilkos [125/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 07:54:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/07/22 12:25:16] DarwickAK [95/1450] has come upon Sanyi [516/1816] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:46:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/07/22 12:26:06] DarwickAK [1090/1450] has come upon gyilkos [246/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 19:04:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/07/22 12:30:33] DarwickAK [444/1450] has come upon peta [416/1389] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 06:39:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/08/22 09:20:53] Qpe [238/1698] has come upon DarwickAK [785/1450] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 89 days, 05:24:37 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/08/22 19:20:38] DarwickAK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:35 towards level 244.
[12/09/22 00:05:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:07:59 is removed from their time toward level 244.
[12/09/22 10:20:54] DarwickAK [1058/1450] has come upon Darwick [1589/1599] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:50:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/09/22 20:20:56] DarwickAK [1154/1450] has come upon Joska [675/1930] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 13:55:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/10/22 21:20:54] luI [90/1582] has come upon DarwickAK [129/1450] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 21:57:56 is added to luI's clock.
[12/11/22 02:56:31] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:01 towards level 244.
[12/11/22 22:20:54] Joska [1311/1930] has come upon DarwickAK [500/1450] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 19:37:31 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/11/22 22:20:54] Joska has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:21:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/12/22 08:20:55] HellSpawn [1512/1581] has come upon DarwickAK [594/1450] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 04:25:07 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/12/22 19:03:38] DarwickAK [586/1450] has come upon HellSpawn [1273/1581] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 39 days, 19:27:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/12/22 19:49:19] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 13 days, 16:45:12 is removed from their time toward level 245.
[12/13/22 16:07:11] peta, 4R0N, and DarwickAK [3457/4083] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and luI [534/4745] and won! 0 days, 01:02:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/22 23:21:00] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 20 days, 17:25:11 is removed from their time toward level 245.
[12/14/22 19:31:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 16 days, 15:00:38 is removed from their time toward level 245.
[12/16/22 02:20:53] DarwickAK [171/1450] has come upon Darwick [221/1599] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 76 days, 20:36:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/16/22 06:55:56] 4R0N, HellSpawn, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/22 07:09:05] DarwickAK [268/1450] has come upon Darwick [691/1599] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 77 days, 18:23:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/16/22 07:20:54] DarwickAK [942/1450] has come upon Joska [1711/1930] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 92 days, 23:36:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/16/22 17:20:54] DarwickAK [1355/1450] has come upon IRPGbot [1528/2070] and got flexed on in combat! 39 days, 06:02:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/16/22 22:55:12] DarwickAK [811/1450] has come upon Joska [1344/1930] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 133 days, 18:36:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/17/22 13:20:52] DarwickAK [690/1450] has come upon [Sanyi] [478/1564] and fucked they ass up! 355 days, 18:22:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/17/22 21:19:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 112 days, 15:34:56 toward level 245.
[12/17/22 22:45:32] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 14:09:40 is removed from their time toward level 245.
[12/18/22 14:20:52] DarwickAK [577/1450] has come upon gyilkos [614/1702] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 30 days, 20:06:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/18/22 18:56:05] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 11:13:29 is removed from their time toward level 245.
[12/18/22 20:43:35] DarwickAK [1248/1450] has come upon Sanyi [1810/1816] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 39 days, 03:11:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/18/22 22:36:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 14:03:16 is removed from their time toward level 245.
[12/20/22 16:20:35] Qpe [52/1698] has come upon DarwickAK [1171/1450] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 17:29:01 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/20/22 16:47:21] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 19:59:25 towards level 245.
[12/21/22 07:20:53] peta [572/1389] has come upon DarwickAK [627/1450] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 13 days, 20:45:35 is added to peta's clock.
[12/21/22 18:11:56] Joska, HellSpawn, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/22 21:48:58] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Sanyi [553/4510] have team battled Joska, HellSpawn, and luI [4424/5093] and lost! 3 days, 05:07:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/22 22:10:01] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 40 days, 11:23:03 is removed from their time toward level 245.
[12/22/22 08:20:57] Sanyi [573/1816] has come upon DarwickAK [1231/1450] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 05:16:32 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/22/22 19:34:14] Qpe, Sanyi, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/22 22:01:06] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 21:26:11 is removed from their time toward level 245.
[12/23/22 01:16:57] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:00:10 towards level 245.
[12/23/22 09:20:55] DarwickAK [66/1450] has come upon Joska [1271/1930] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 21:26:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/23/22 14:20:55] DarwickAK [789/1450] has come upon peta [1206/1389] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 07:29:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/23/22 19:40:04] DarwickAK [1446/1450] has come upon Joska [228/1930] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 12:47:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/23/22 19:41:31] DarwickAK [46/1450] has come upon Joska [930/1930] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 19:09:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/23/22 21:52:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 12:44:13 is removed from their time toward level 245.
[12/24/22 10:20:52] Qpe [781/1698] has come upon DarwickAK [1204/1450] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:48:16 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/24/22 20:20:54] peta [134/1389] has come upon DarwickAK [310/1450] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 18 days, 16:08:49 is added to peta's clock.
[12/24/22 21:43:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 03:34:16 is removed from their time toward level 245.
[12/25/22 04:47:47] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:03 towards level 245.
[12/25/22 11:20:55] HellSpawn [1131/1581] has come upon DarwickAK [789/1450] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 03:27:10 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/25/22 18:02:44] [Sanyi], HellSpawn, and Qpe [4335/4843] have team battled DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta [3972/4541] and won! 0 days, 03:58:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/22 05:55:54] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:01 towards level 245.
[12/26/22 21:25:36] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 107 with their belt. 0 days, 04:04:39 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 245.
[12/27/22 08:20:56] DarwickAK [977/1450] has come upon [Sanyi] [1360/1575] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:49:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/27/22 13:36:12] Joska [485/1930] has come upon DarwickAK [1242/1450] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:38:51 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/27/22 20:45:11] HellSpawn, peta, and luI [4052/4561] have team battled Qpe, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [1271/4383] and won! 0 days, 15:16:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/22 03:10:05] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:50:54 towards level 245.
[12/28/22 09:20:52] Qpe [945/1698] has come upon DarwickAK [356/1450] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 03:56:54 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[12/28/22 15:56:54] Joska, Qpe, and 4R0N [4782/4863] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and luI [1243/4848] and won! 1 day, 17:14:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/22 19:20:53] DarwickAK [277/1450] has come upon 4R0N [723/1235] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 07:35:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/28/22 22:53:37] luI [633/1582] has come upon DarwickAK [375/1450] and gave em what was coming! 116 days, 14:54:12 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/30/22 20:50:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 11:50:28 is removed from their time toward level 245.
[12/30/22 21:08:33] peta, gyilkos, luI, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/22 12:20:55] Joska [1881/1930] has come upon DarwickAK [6/1450] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 01:24:46 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/31/22 17:20:56] 4R0N [906/1235] has come upon DarwickAK [204/1450] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:35:58 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[12/31/22 20:41:22] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 09:28:30 is removed from their time toward level 245.
[12/31/22 23:38:30] peta, 4R0N, and Sanyi [1981/4440] have team battled DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and luI [3115/4622] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/23 07:24:21] Joska, HellSpawn, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/23 13:58:44] DarwickAK bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:48:02 from level 245.
[01/03/23 05:20:56] Darwick [519/1599] has come upon DarwickAK [507/1450] and rocked it! 8 days, 11:05:08 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/04/23 00:04:32] DarwickAK [1254/1450] has come upon IRPGbot [747/2070] and straight stomped them in combat! 47 days, 00:52:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/04/23 01:20:54] HellSpawn [731/1590] has come upon DarwickAK [988/1450] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:46:02 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/04/23 06:29:44] Darwick, gyilkos, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/23 04:06:30] DarwickAK lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 19:12:48 from level 246.
[01/06/23 13:20:52] DarwickAK [685/1450] has come upon HellSpawn [608/1590] and gave em what was coming! 46 days, 00:16:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/06/23 16:07:40] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 09:55:14 is removed from their time toward level 246.
[01/06/23 20:41:40] DarwickAK [1355/1450] has come upon Qpe [1044/1698] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 16:24:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/07/23 14:20:52] DarwickAK [1386/1450] has come upon Sanyi [713/1817] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 13:56:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/07/23 16:18:16] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:12:05 towards level 246.
[01/08/23 09:14:22] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:03:15 towards level 246.
[01/08/23 10:20:56] DarwickAK [787/1450] has come upon IRPGbot [940/2070] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:14:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/08/23 17:29:14] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:48 towards level 246.
[01/09/23 02:20:56] 4R0N, gyilkos, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/23 02:21:38] DarwickAK [490/1450] has come upon 4R0N [152/1235] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 11:16:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/09/23 02:21:38] DarwickAK has dealt 4R0N a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:23:43 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/09/23 02:22:09] DarwickAK [970/1450] has come upon gyilkos [1339/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:25:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/09/23 15:41:16] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 4 with their belt. 0 days, 04:05:01 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 246.
[01/10/23 01:24:13] Joska, Darwick, peta, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/23 12:20:55] DarwickAK [1448/1450] has come upon IRPGbot [1460/2070] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 09:13:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/10/23 15:32:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:50:22 is removed from their time toward level 246.
[01/12/23 12:19:41] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:31 towards level 246.
[01/12/23 15:58:33] peta [1363/1409] has come upon DarwickAK [882/1450] and straight stomped them in combat! 134 days, 22:06:12 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/13/23 00:20:57] DarwickAK [944/1450] has come upon Qpe [572/1698] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:14:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/13/23 14:59:49] DarwickAK [1377/1450] has come upon peta [329/1380] and straight stomped them in combat! 134 days, 14:58:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/13/23 15:04:25] Qpe, Sanyi, Darwick, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/23 15:05:57] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 25 days, 03:13:43 is removed from their time toward level 247.
[01/13/23 18:46:37] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 15:34:48 is removed from their time toward level 247.
[01/13/23 18:50:03] DarwickAK [1138/1450] has come upon peta [59/1380] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 01:39:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/13/23 19:26:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 4 days, 21:29:42 toward level 247.
[01/14/23 14:57:09] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 4. 0 days, 04:06:45 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 247.
[01/15/23 17:19:56] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:18:44 from level 247.
[01/16/23 14:39:31] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:41:37 is removed from their time toward level 247.
[01/17/23 04:20:56] DarwickAK [777/1450] has come upon 4R0N [1042/1235] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 22:50:01 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/17/23 08:06:10] Qpe, [Sanyi], and luI [3794/4834] have team battled DarwickAK, peta, and Joska [287/4760] and won! 0 days, 07:22:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/23 18:11:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 13:29:14 is removed from their time toward level 247.
[01/18/23 03:42:35] Joska, peta, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/23 03:42:39] DarwickAK [620/1450] has come upon luI [932/1582] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:46:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/18/23 12:18:20] luI [1208/1582] has come upon DarwickAK [779/1450] and straight stomped them in combat! 117 days, 20:10:58 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/19/23 17:53:30] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 05:26:45 is removed from their time toward level 247.
[01/19/23 23:03:14] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:02 towards level 247.
[01/20/23 00:55:34] Sanyi, Darwick, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/23 02:20:54] DarwickAK [403/1450] has come upon [Sanyi] [902/1575] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:29:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/20/23 14:04:04] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 44 with their belt. 0 days, 04:06:43 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 247.
[01/20/23 18:23:14] luI, DarwickAK, and Qpe [3930/4713] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and gyilkos [3879/5261] and won! 0 days, 16:52:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/23 01:43:40] Darwick, gyilkos, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/23 16:25:33] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:01 towards level 247.
[01/22/23 11:58:06] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/22/23 13:46:27] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:19:55 is removed from their time toward level 247.
[01/22/23 14:20:57] DarwickAK [305/1442] has come upon Sanyi [1301/1796] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:07:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/22/23 22:12:06] DarwickAK [324/1442] has come upon IRPGbot [449/2070] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 23 days, 17:14:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/23/23 13:37:35] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 109 days, 07:23:42 is removed from their time toward level 248.
[01/23/23 22:42:53] Sanyi [780/1796] has come upon DarwickAK [798/1442] and got flexed on in combat! 89 days, 15:55:40 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/24/23 06:20:53] Joska [122/1930] has come upon DarwickAK [93/1442] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:57:44 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/24/23 08:14:28] Joska [495/1947] has come upon DarwickAK [47/1442] and straight stomped them in combat! 129 days, 10:20:37 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/24/23 08:14:28] Joska has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 9 days, 00:15:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/24/23 17:09:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 52 days, 09:47:50 is removed from their time toward level 248.
[01/24/23 22:22:08] DarwickAK got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:23:40 from level 248.
[01/25/23 04:47:36] Joska, luI, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/23 07:20:52] DarwickAK [10/1442] has come upon Darwick [302/1629] and realized it was a bad decision! 29 days, 17:13:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/25/23 12:28:52] DarwickAK [1011/1442] has come upon peta [736/1380] and rocked it! 66 days, 08:36:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/25/23 12:36:36] DarwickAK [78/1442] has come upon peta [1271/1380] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 20:32:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/25/23 13:19:48] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 72 with their belt. 0 days, 04:07:12 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 248.
[01/25/23 17:00:21] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 22 damage. 0 days, 04:07:10 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 248.
[01/26/23 08:20:55] [Sanyi] [1508/1559] has come upon DarwickAK [324/1442] and straight stomped them in combat! 154 days, 17:23:33 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/26/23 09:53:09] DarwickAK [960/1442] has come upon 4R0N [13/1235] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 04:13:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/26/23 09:56:41] DarwickAK [302/1442] has come upon 4R0N [708/1235] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 05:40:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/23 03:25:27] DarwickAK set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:23:36 from level 248.
[01/27/23 09:20:54] DarwickAK [400/1442] has come upon Sanyi [1722/1796] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 12:47:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/23 16:25:55] DarwickAK [402/1442] has come upon 4R0N [298/1235] and fucked they ass up! 34 days, 03:27:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/23 16:38:16] DarwickAK [311/1442] has come upon 4R0N [220/1235] and rocked it! 22 days, 04:34:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/28/23 02:30:13] DarwickAK got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:20:10 from level 248.
[01/28/23 11:34:02] 4R0N, peta, and Darwick [532/4236] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and luI [3295/4828] and lost! 4 days, 03:54:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/23 12:34:35] DarwickAK, peta, and gyilkos [1821/4540] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and 4R0N [3416/4652] and lost! 2 days, 07:06:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/23 13:41:31] Qpe, 4R0N, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/23 14:16:20] DarwickAK [187/1450] has come upon Sanyi [1642/1796] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 01:41:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/29/23 16:58:10] Joska, peta, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/23 15:01:48] Sanyi, peta, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/23 08:20:55] Qpe [1342/1663] has come upon DarwickAK [1007/1460] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 06:58:10 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/31/23 12:26:22] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 04:54:16 is removed from their time toward level 248.
[02/01/23 09:20:52] DarwickAK [361/1460] has come upon Qpe [192/1663] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 22:08:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/02/23 20:20:54] DarwickAK [1211/1470] has come upon IRPGbot [1126/2070] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 19:22:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/03/23 06:20:53] DarwickAK [661/1470] has come upon peta [265/1380] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:49:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/03/23 11:46:24] Qpe [731/1663] has come upon DarwickAK [233/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 120 days, 21:22:58 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[02/03/23 15:40:18] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 02:06:41 is removed from their time toward level 248.
[02/04/23 17:20:55] DarwickAK [1148/1470] has come upon IRPGbot [403/2070] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:30:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/04/23 22:20:57] DarwickAK [300/1470] has come upon Joska [1828/1947] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:19:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/04/23 23:42:59] DarwickAK [250/1470] has come upon peta [460/1380] and realized it was a bad decision! 78 days, 14:24:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/05/23 03:20:55] DarwickAK [1345/1470] has come upon Darwick [29/1618] and straight stomped them in combat! 196 days, 07:27:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/06/23 02:58:26] DarwickAK [252/1470] has come upon 4R0N [230/1227] and gave em what was coming! 41 days, 18:24:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/06/23 07:52:56] DarwickAK, Darwick, and Joska [2320/5035] have team battled 4R0N, Qpe, and luI [1187/4481] and won! 0 days, 05:21:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/23 11:33:16] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 09:20:19 is removed from their time toward level 249.
[02/06/23 22:06:22] 4R0N, Joska, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/23 22:54:30] DarwickAK [201/1470] has come upon Darwick [1296/1618] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 16:01:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/07/23 00:20:53] Joska [1902/1959] has come upon DarwickAK [1258/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:16:34 is removed from Joska's clock.
[02/07/23 05:20:53] luI [135/1591] has come upon DarwickAK [953/1470] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:18:08 is added to luI's clock.
[02/08/23 03:42:03] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:56:31 towards level 249.
[02/08/23 11:15:28] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 54 damage. 0 days, 04:08:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 249.
[02/09/23 05:26:06] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:55:18 towards level 249.
[02/09/23 11:06:37] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 06:09:39 is removed from their time toward level 249.
[02/09/23 14:47:11] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 14 with their belt. 0 days, 04:08:40 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 249.
[02/09/23 22:20:54] DarwickAK [237/1470] has come upon IRPGbot [403/2070] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 04:41:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/10/23 09:00:01] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:39:41 towards level 249.
[02/10/23 18:20:55] DarwickAK [1350/1470] has come upon peta [413/1380] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 08:48:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/23 00:30:39] 4R0N, Joska, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/23 01:11:13] DarwickAK [1094/1470] has come upon luI [1425/1591] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 14:47:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/23 04:02:00] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Darwick [114/4647] have team battled luI, Qpe, and Joska [1572/5213] and lost! 0 days, 23:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/23 17:16:26] Sanyi, Darwick, luI, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/23 06:56:25] DarwickAK reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DarwickAK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/23 14:11:49] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 17:39:26 is removed from their time toward level 249.
[02/14/23 01:59:39] [Sanyi] [1385/1559] has come upon DarwickAK [780/1479] and straight stomped them in combat! 153 days, 20:56:49 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/14/23 12:20:53] luI [525/1592] has come upon DarwickAK [1050/1479] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 05:21:42 is added to luI's clock.
[02/14/23 15:05:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 19:49:28 toward level 249.
[02/14/23 19:01:06] Sanyi, Darwick, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/23 01:49:24] Darwick, Joska, and DarwickAK [2292/5116] have team battled Qpe, luI, and 4R0N [1901/4482] and won! 0 days, 16:19:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/23 03:20:56] Sanyi [1501/1751] has come upon DarwickAK [1468/1479] and gave em what was coming! 55 days, 21:55:41 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/15/23 10:19:19] gyilkos, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [4267/4764] have team battled peta, luI, and Sanyi [3383/4723] and won! 0 days, 11:21:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/23 18:53:40] Sanyi, Qpe, and DarwickAK [1708/4893] have team battled Joska, peta, and 4R0N [131/4566] and won! 0 days, 07:22:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/23 13:45:09] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 42 with their belt. 0 days, 04:08:14 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 249.
[02/16/23 18:32:28] 4R0N, peta, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/23 02:00:58] DarwickAK [1067/1479] has come upon gyilkos [1693/1726] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 88 days, 11:56:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/17/23 03:40:44] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 39 days, 07:31:00 towards level 250.
[02/17/23 05:20:54] DarwickAK [355/1479] has come upon [Sanyi] [1186/1559] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 103 days, 18:16:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/17/23 09:55:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 94 days, 00:45:26 is removed from their time toward level 250.
[02/17/23 10:20:57] DarwickAK [309/1479] has come upon Darwick [474/1678] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 107 days, 04:33:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/17/23 20:20:53] peta [850/1380] has come upon DarwickAK [419/1479] and straight stomped them in combat! 48 days, 08:53:02 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/18/23 06:20:55] DarwickAK [300/1479] has come upon Sanyi [768/1751] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 153 days, 13:26:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/18/23 13:00:23] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 39 days, 00:24:43 towards level 250.
[02/18/23 16:00:53] Joska, Sanyi, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/23 20:05:27] luI, peta, and gyilkos [3844/4699] have team battled Joska, Qpe, and DarwickAK [2482/5101] and won! 0 days, 02:00:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/23 11:23:00] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 46 days, 13:05:10 towards level 250.
[02/19/23 20:31:19] gyilkos [310/1727] has come upon DarwickAK [312/1479] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 88 days, 06:19:41 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/20/23 03:20:56] DarwickAK [1409/1479] has come upon Joska [1146/1959] and fucked they ass up! 190 days, 18:33:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/20/23 09:14:45] Sanyi, peta, and 4R0N [4048/4358] have team battled Darwick, luI, and DarwickAK [1097/4749] and won! 2 days, 07:38:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/23 13:09:44] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 26 days, 21:46:22 is removed from their time toward level 250.
[02/22/23 12:51:55] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 114 damage. 0 days, 04:09:46 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 250.
[02/22/23 15:59:53] Sanyi, Darwick, luI, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/23 21:32:27] DarwickAK [735/1479] has come upon 4R0N [851/1227] and got flexed on in combat! 18 days, 01:10:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/23/23 04:16:14] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 17:18:19 from level 250.
[02/23/23 06:20:56] luI [380/1592] has come upon DarwickAK [704/1479] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 13:11:22 is added to luI's clock.
[02/23/23 11:01:01] Qpe, Joska, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/23 12:42:57] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 06:44:45 is removed from their time toward level 250.
[02/23/23 12:42:57] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 3 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:09:41 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 250.
[02/23/23 17:36:56] DarwickAK [621/1479] has come upon Joska [992/1959] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 11:10:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/23/23 21:20:55] luI [1163/1592] has come upon DarwickAK [1078/1479] and fucked they ass up! 108 days, 08:21:47 is removed from luI's clock.
[02/24/23 02:20:54] DarwickAK [377/1479] has come upon IRPGbot [213/2070] and gave em what was coming! 21 days, 18:16:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/24/23 08:53:29] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 60 damage. 0 days, 04:09:08 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 250.
[02/24/23 10:21:08] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:22:45 towards level 250.
[02/24/23 12:20:56] DarwickAK [134/1479] has come upon Joska [449/1959] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 17:14:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/25/23 13:20:52] 4R0N [596/1227] has come upon DarwickAK [336/1479] and gave em what was coming! 49 days, 20:18:41 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[02/25/23 14:09:43] Qpe, Sanyi, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/23 08:26:52] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 04:09:33 is removed from their time toward level 250.
[02/28/23 01:20:54] gyilkos [358/1727] has come upon DarwickAK [1398/1479] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 11:46:19 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/28/23 06:20:55] DarwickAK [1064/1479] has come upon peta [128/1380] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 08:02:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/02/23 08:00:26] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 14:02:13 is removed from their time toward level 250.
[03/02/23 08:20:55] Joska [674/1959] has come upon DarwickAK [534/1479] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 19:11:16 is removed from Joska's clock.
[03/02/23 12:18:09] Qpe, 4R0N, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/23 17:29:56] luI, 4R0N, and Sanyi [4386/4570] have team battled Qpe, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [347/4686] and won! 0 days, 01:39:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/23 19:14:39] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:18:34 towards level 250.
[03/03/23 09:05:59] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:10:49 from level 250.
[03/03/23 09:08:16] gyilkos, luI, and [Sanyi] [1112/4863] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Qpe [2256/4369] and lost! 3 days, 18:23:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/23 13:57:32] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:48:49 towards level 250.
[03/03/23 14:06:06] 4R0N, Sanyi, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/23 15:31:18] DarwickAK [1440/1479] has come upon luI [224/1592] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 17:43:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/04/23 11:23:19] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 228. 0 days, 04:09:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 250.
[03/04/23 14:22:23] 4R0N, Joska, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/23 14:34:07] DarwickAK [1121/1479] has come upon Darwick [1589/1667] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:36:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/04/23 15:20:54] DarwickAK [1321/1479] has come upon IRPGbot [1702/2070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:29:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/05/23 06:20:55] DarwickAK [981/1479] has come upon [Sanyi] [1368/1552] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/05/23 07:27:56] 4R0N, Darwick, and Joska [1115/4853] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and peta [1159/4610] and lost! 3 days, 15:37:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/23 07:33:50] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:05:00 is removed from their time toward level 250.
[03/05/23 08:03:47] 4R0N, Darwick, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/23 11:33:15] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:28 towards level 250.
[03/05/23 21:20:52] Joska [856/1959] has come upon DarwickAK [983/1479] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 05:44:20 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/06/23 07:24:58] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:25:29 is removed from their time toward level 250.
[03/06/23 07:24:58] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 64. 0 days, 04:09:06 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 250.
[03/06/23 11:05:34] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:11:16 is removed from their time toward level 250.
[03/06/23 17:20:52] DarwickAK [700/1479] has come upon Joska [116/1959] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:14:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/06/23 21:44:57] DarwickAK misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:08 from level 250.
[03/06/23 22:20:56] DarwickAK [1037/1479] has come upon Darwick [201/1667] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:59:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/07/23 06:33:45] DarwickAK [1006/1479] has come upon luI [383/1592] and straight stomped them in combat! 122 days, 11:49:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/07/23 13:20:52] 4R0N [393/1227] has come upon DarwickAK [1448/1479] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 13:10:19 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[03/07/23 23:20:54] peta [998/1380] has come upon DarwickAK [240/1479] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 08:23:17 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/08/23 05:47:29] Qpe, Sanyi, peta, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/23 07:07:17] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 05:58:45 is removed from their time toward level 251.
[03/08/23 07:07:17] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 212 damage. 0 days, 04:10:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 251.
[03/08/23 10:24:49] Qpe, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [679/4893] have team battled Darwick, luI, and 4R0N [105/4486] and won! 4 days, 05:27:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/23 10:47:47] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 16:21:46 is removed from their time toward level 251.
[03/09/23 08:59:39] DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Qpe [944/4886] have team battled [Sanyi], Joska, and peta [1320/4891] and lost! 3 days, 05:59:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/23 09:26:21] DarwickAK [1304/1479] has come upon peta [112/1380] and straight stomped them in combat! 43 days, 21:06:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/09/23 10:01:19] Sanyi, peta, luI, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/23 10:38:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 21:40:13 is removed from their time toward level 251.
[03/11/23 10:21:17] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 416 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:10:44 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 251.
[03/11/23 17:52:36] peta, [Sanyi], and 4R0N [901/4169] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and Sanyi [3942/4822] and lost! 1 day, 04:55:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/23 18:20:52] [Sanyi] [345/1553] has come upon DarwickAK [1153/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:09:39 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/13/23 10:26:38] 4R0N, DarwickAK, and luI [1242/4305] have team battled Darwick, Qpe, and Joska [1981/5301] and lost! 1 day, 08:23:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/23 14:20:56] Qpe [553/1674] has come upon DarwickAK [1410/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:44:34 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/13/23 22:15:29] DarwickAK [1239/1486] has come upon peta [980/1389] and rocked it! 10 days, 23:25:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/14/23 05:20:53] peta [139/1389] has come upon DarwickAK [453/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 07:19:15 is added to peta's clock.
[03/14/23 09:54:44] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 18:15:56 is removed from their time toward level 251.
[03/14/23 15:20:54] [Sanyi] [963/1553] has come upon DarwickAK [1367/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:05:43 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/14/23 17:27:03] 4R0N, Darwick, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/23 01:20:54] Sanyi [181/1744] has come upon DarwickAK [1408/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 59 days, 06:12:43 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/15/23 09:45:50] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 21:55:46 is removed from their time toward level 251.
[03/15/23 15:31:08] 4R0N, Sanyi, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/23 05:56:23] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:49:35 is removed from their time toward level 251.
[03/16/23 16:55:13] DarwickAK [8/1486] has come upon IRPGbot [1193/2070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 02:50:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/16/23 17:20:56] DarwickAK [782/1486] has come upon luI [117/1592] and straight stomped them in combat! 135 days, 07:03:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/16/23 21:27:34] Qpe, peta, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/23 22:20:56] [Sanyi] [463/1553] has come upon DarwickAK [307/1486] and rocked it! 0 days, 18:56:15 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/17/23 05:47:37] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 170 with their belt. 0 days, 04:11:07 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 252.
[03/17/23 16:42:55] 4R0N, Sanyi, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/23 23:20:54] Joska [437/1959] has come upon DarwickAK [1096/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:49:40 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/18/23 02:16:10] DarwickAK saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:10:02 from level 252.
[03/18/23 05:38:45] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 01:16:41 is removed from their time toward level 252.
[03/18/23 09:19:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 18:17:09 is removed from their time toward level 252.
[03/19/23 05:20:53] 4R0N [621/1227] has come upon DarwickAK [741/1486] and realized it was a bad decision! 60 days, 01:37:11 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[03/19/23 05:29:46] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 73 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:11:51 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 252.
[03/19/23 19:16:01] Qpe, Darwick, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/23 09:01:22] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 09:00:29 is removed from their time toward level 252.
[03/20/23 10:36:29] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:06:02 towards level 252.
[03/20/23 23:13:22] Joska, Sanyi, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/23 02:20:56] DarwickAK [518/1486] has come upon peta [668/1365] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 17:54:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/21/23 05:11:55] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 179 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:11:42 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 252.
[03/21/23 16:56:45] Joska [966/1959] has come upon DarwickAK [628/1486] and straight stomped them in combat! 135 days, 21:25:37 is removed from Joska's clock.
[03/21/23 23:53:15] Sanyi, Darwick, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/23 04:20:01] Darwick [1132/1668] has come upon DarwickAK [862/1486] and gave em what was coming! 152 days, 00:18:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/22/23 08:20:56] DarwickAK [376/1486] has come upon Sanyi [1760/1764] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 16:57:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/22/23 23:20:52] Joska [397/1959] has come upon DarwickAK [1185/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 21:12:31 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/23/23 08:34:26] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 09:31:24 is removed from their time toward level 252.
[03/23/23 17:16:16] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:06:34 towards level 252.
[03/23/23 19:20:53] [Sanyi] [1140/1557] has come upon DarwickAK [725/1486] and straight stomped them in combat! 48 days, 01:34:19 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/24/23 08:25:36] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 18:01:40 is removed from their time toward level 252.
[03/24/23 15:26:00] Sanyi, Joska, and DarwickAK [1399/5205] have team battled [Sanyi], 4R0N, and Qpe [2575/4458] and lost! 2 days, 20:48:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/23 08:16:47] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 107. 0 days, 04:11:44 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 252.
[03/25/23 14:55:30] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:17 towards level 252.
[03/26/23 03:26:24] Qpe, Sanyi, peta, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/23 03:47:27] DarwickAK [162/1486] has come upon peta [972/1365] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 07:43:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/27/23 04:20:55] 4R0N [69/1227] has come upon DarwickAK [1339/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 01:10:10 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[03/27/23 08:22:34] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:15 towards level 252.
[03/27/23 08:59:09] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 56 damage. 0 days, 04:11:04 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 252.
[03/27/23 23:49:22] Qpe, peta, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/23 02:56:25] Joska, DarwickAK, and luI [4634/5057] have team battled Qpe, 4R0N, and Sanyi [3201/4665] and won! 0 days, 13:48:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/23 05:09:42] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 02:25:38 is removed from their time toward level 252.
[03/28/23 05:20:52] DarwickAK [324/1486] has come upon Darwick [209/1668] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 22:40:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/29/23 21:20:53] Qpe [1498/1674] has come upon DarwickAK [968/1486] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 14:35:41 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[03/29/23 22:09:53] Joska, Sanyi, Darwick, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/23 22:40:43] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:14 towards level 252.
[03/30/23 12:20:54] 4R0N [567/1240] has come upon DarwickAK [604/1486] and realized it was a bad decision! 24 days, 11:03:32 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[03/30/23 15:08:56] 4R0N, Joska, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/23 03:20:53] DarwickAK [1324/1486] has come upon Joska [836/1968] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:59:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/23 04:43:05] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:20:53 is removed from their time toward level 252.
[03/31/23 05:15:44] DarwickAK [1128/1508] has come upon 4R0N [1001/1240] and gave em what was coming! 84 days, 18:19:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/23 08:23:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 20:44:43 is removed from their time toward level 253.
[03/31/23 10:20:15] DarwickAK [223/1508] has come upon Sanyi [527/1764] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 56 days, 18:00:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/23 12:40:15] 4R0N, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [3779/4512] have team battled Joska, [Sanyi], and Qpe [3386/4840] and won! 1 day, 10:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/23 19:11:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 149 days, 03:01:29 toward level 253.
[04/01/23 08:14:54] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 115 with their belt. 0 days, 04:12:49 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 253.
[04/01/23 10:44:21] Qpe, Joska, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/23 07:26:00] DarwickAK was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:27:12 from level 253.
[04/02/23 14:14:49] DarwickAK [1071/1508] has come upon Qpe [749/1315] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 14:51:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/02/23 20:20:57] DarwickAK [1297/1508] has come upon Joska [1851/1968] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 08:05:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/03/23 04:16:31] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 32 with their belt. 0 days, 04:12:43 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 253.
[04/03/23 05:39:23] 4R0N, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/23 11:20:52] Joska [990/1968] has come upon DarwickAK [1124/1508] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 12:59:12 is added to Joska's clock.
[04/03/23 21:20:55] Darwick [975/1683] has come upon DarwickAK [1432/1508] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 07:31:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/04/23 02:20:53] DarwickAK [680/1508] has come upon Sanyi [565/1764] and rocked it! 12 days, 15:18:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/04/23 03:59:18] Qpe, Joska, Darwick, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/23 04:07:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:17:02 is removed from their time toward level 253.
[04/05/23 08:20:52] DarwickAK [166/1508] has come upon Joska [800/1968] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:05:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/05/23 13:20:55] DarwickAK [334/1508] has come upon Qpe [589/1315] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 03:04:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/05/23 23:20:56] luI [1548/1603] has come upon DarwickAK [1171/1508] and straight stomped them in combat! 91 days, 16:19:15 is removed from luI's clock.
[04/06/23 04:20:56] DarwickAK [778/1508] has come upon peta [505/1776] and rocked it! 2 days, 12:23:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/06/23 14:20:54] Qpe [794/1316] has come upon DarwickAK [401/1508] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 02:19:19 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[04/07/23 07:21:35] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:20:44 is removed from their time toward level 253.
[04/07/23 13:15:02] luI, Qpe, and peta [673/4695] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Joska [3788/5240] and lost! 0 days, 14:59:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/23 20:20:55] Sanyi [431/1764] has come upon DarwickAK [432/1508] and realized it was a bad decision! 81 days, 01:36:21 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/07/23 20:57:59] DarwickAK [777/1508] has come upon 4R0N [1061/1247] and got flexed on in combat! 48 days, 15:16:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/08/23 02:03:15] Joska [1002/1968] has come upon DarwickAK [440/1508] and straight stomped them in combat! 139 days, 08:16:14 is removed from Joska's clock.
[04/08/23 06:42:33] peta, 4R0N, and luI [1020/4626] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Darwick [1761/4763] and lost! 5 days, 15:52:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/23 16:20:55] DarwickAK [822/1508] has come upon [Sanyi] [661/1574] and fucked they ass up! 189 days, 03:46:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/09/23 07:20:53] DarwickAK [1163/1508] has come upon Qpe [230/1316] and straight stomped them in combat! 53 days, 15:37:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/09/23 10:57:36] DarwickAK [724/1508] has come upon 4R0N [1233/1247] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 11:38:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/09/23 20:52:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 25 days, 23:45:04 toward level 254.
[04/10/23 03:50:43] 4R0N, Sanyi, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/23 15:19:08] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:53:48 towards level 254.
[04/10/23 18:20:53] DarwickAK [261/1508] has come upon peta [852/1776] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 09:37:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/11/23 03:36:30] 4R0N, peta, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/23 03:51:51] DarwickAK [856/1508] has come upon peta [1402/1776] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 06:52:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/11/23 04:20:53] DarwickAK [825/1508] has come upon 4R0N [1132/1247] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 01:30:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/11/23 06:46:21] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 07:55:56 is removed from their time toward level 254.
[04/12/23 20:09:20] Joska, luI, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/23 20:10:55] DarwickAK [275/1508] has come upon luI [200/1603] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 21:37:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/12/23 20:10:55] DarwickAK has dealt luI a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:01:30 is added to luI's clock.
[04/12/23 23:16:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 4 days, 01:18:54 toward level 254.
[04/13/23 01:20:56] DarwickAK [111/1508] has come upon Sanyi [21/1764] and rocked it! 3 days, 07:28:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/13/23 01:48:59] DarwickAK got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:54 from level 254.
[04/13/23 02:46:07] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:28 towards level 254.
[04/13/23 11:20:55] DarwickAK [195/1508] has come upon cateye [771/1219] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:14:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/13/23 16:20:54] DarwickAK [725/1508] has come upon Joska [586/1968] and rocked it! 0 days, 15:45:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/13/23 17:03:11] cateye, Darwick, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/23 01:26:15] DarwickAK [23/1508] has come upon [Sanyi] [1223/1574] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 90 days, 08:20:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/14/23 12:12:51] cateye [195/1219] has come upon DarwickAK [1104/1508] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 06:22:19 is added to cateye's clock.
[04/14/23 13:57:23] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 30 days, 01:27:23 towards level 255.
[04/14/23 22:20:55] DarwickAK [1497/1508] has come upon cateye [1112/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 60 days, 17:16:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/23 02:30:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 106 days, 18:57:38 is removed from their time toward level 255.
[04/17/23 05:20:56] DarwickAK [1328/1508] has come upon luI [1499/1599] and got flexed on in combat! 40 days, 03:19:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/23 05:53:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 39 days, 23:59:51 is removed from their time toward level 255.
[04/18/23 01:20:56] [Sanyi] [1004/1577] has come upon DarwickAK [1055/1508] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 118 days, 10:38:08 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/18/23 02:03:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 23:37:25 is removed from their time toward level 255.
[04/18/23 02:03:43] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 387. 0 days, 04:14:59 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 255.
[04/18/23 16:20:54] DarwickAK [29/1508] has come upon Qpe [895/1316] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 09:37:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/18/23 21:09:57] DarwickAK, peta, and Sanyi [88/5048] have team battled Darwick, 4R0N, and luI [1442/4566] and lost! 0 days, 02:18:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/23 21:16:38] 4R0N, luI, and Qpe [3079/4162] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Joska [1010/5244] and won! 0 days, 05:19:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/23 22:20:56] Joska [1745/1972] has come upon DarwickAK [642/1508] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 16:17:12 is removed from Joska's clock.
[04/20/23 11:41:19] DarwickAK [1069/1508] has come upon Qpe [1224/1316] and realized it was a bad decision! 48 days, 02:35:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/20/23 13:20:53] DarwickAK [1195/1508] has come upon peta [787/1776] and straight stomped them in combat! 122 days, 22:56:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/20/23 17:18:43] 4R0N, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/23 04:20:53] DarwickAK [275/1508] has come upon Joska [1076/1972] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 22:54:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/21/23 05:17:48] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 05:17:50 is removed from their time toward level 255.
[04/21/23 12:58:25] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/23 01:28:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 03:45:57 is removed from their time toward level 255.
[04/22/23 02:28:49] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:41:24 towards level 255.
[04/22/23 14:33:03] 4R0N, Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/23 23:40:21] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:17:42 towards level 255.
[04/24/23 00:42:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 17 days, 06:43:57 toward level 255.
[04/24/23 01:10:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 22:56:31 is removed from their time toward level 255.
[04/24/23 16:23:24] luI [726/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [1458/1508] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:07:14 is added to luI's clock.
[04/24/23 16:23:34] luI [423/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [1164/1508] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:24:11 is added to luI's clock.
[04/25/23 04:42:27] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 05:06:11 is removed from their time toward level 255.
[04/25/23 18:20:55] Sanyi [620/1764] has come upon DarwickAK [1201/1508] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:59:35 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/25/23 18:31:42] Sanyi, 4R0N, and DarwickAK [2354/4519] have team battled [Sanyi], Qpe, and Joska [4368/4878] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/23 09:20:53] DarwickAK [8/1508] has come upon IRPGbot [1409/2070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:14:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/26/23 14:20:53] DarwickAK [73/1508] has come upon Darwick [1606/1720] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 02:08:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/26/23 14:47:52] Qpe, luI, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/23 16:07:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 3 days, 16:26:51 toward level 255.
[04/26/23 16:22:29] DarwickAK [1215/1508] has come upon luI [1377/1586] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 08:18:41 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/26/23 21:21:57] luI [1195/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [994/1508] and gave em what was coming! 126 days, 17:52:14 is removed from luI's clock.
[04/27/23 00:44:09] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 17:06:52 is removed from their time toward level 255.
[04/27/23 04:14:46] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:05 from level 255.
[04/27/23 20:42:09] Qpe, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/23 00:35:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 12:24:04 is removed from their time toward level 255.
[04/29/23 15:22:28] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:32 towards level 255.
[04/30/23 15:51:10] DarwickAK [833/1508] has come upon Darwick [1465/1720] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 88 days, 06:22:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/30/23 19:00:25] 4R0N, Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/23 19:00:34] DarwickAK [326/1508] has come upon Joska [784/1983] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 82 days, 11:53:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/30/23 23:20:52] 4R0N [425/1247] has come upon DarwickAK [1500/1508] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 19:27:37 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[05/01/23 00:08:35] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 19 days, 22:28:00 is removed from their time toward level 256.
[05/01/23 03:49:12] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 21 days, 20:27:40 is removed from their time toward level 256.
[05/01/23 04:51:17] Sanyi, Darwick, and Joska [2538/5467] have team battled peta, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [167/4862] and won! 0 days, 10:31:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/23 20:57:22] Qpe, 4R0N, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/23 00:20:55] DarwickAK [1021/1508] has come upon 4R0N [688/1247] and straight stomped them in combat! 78 days, 03:28:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/02/23 03:40:21] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 22:32:32 is removed from their time toward level 256.
[05/02/23 10:20:57] luI [1114/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [405/1508] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 01:11:46 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/02/23 20:20:57] DarwickAK [967/1508] has come upon 4R0N [916/1247] and gave em what was coming! 47 days, 05:08:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/02/23 23:50:56] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 20:46:07 is removed from their time toward level 256.
[05/03/23 03:31:26] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 109 damage. 0 days, 04:15:11 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 256.
[05/03/23 10:39:50] Joska, luI, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/23 16:20:53] peta [165/1843] has come upon DarwickAK [604/1508] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 12:11:52 is added to peta's clock.
[05/03/23 20:14:43] peta [836/1843] has come upon DarwickAK [1506/1508] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 03:29:58 is added to peta's clock.
[05/03/23 23:42:01] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 24 days, 05:34:28 is removed from their time toward level 256.
[05/04/23 03:22:34] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 88 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:15:18 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 256.
[05/04/23 23:33:08] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 22:01:24 is removed from their time toward level 256.
[05/05/23 09:05:26] luI [806/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [1456/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 72 days, 18:51:07 is added to luI's clock.
[05/05/23 13:01:14] [Sanyi], luI, and Darwick [4190/4883] have team battled DarwickAK, peta, and Qpe [3887/4657] and won! 6 days, 12:25:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/23 18:20:55] luI [41/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [368/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 72 days, 08:41:21 is added to luI's clock.
[05/06/23 02:34:07] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:22:27 towards level 256.
[05/06/23 09:20:53] luI [346/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [73/1519] and rocked it! 193 days, 04:18:18 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/07/23 10:20:56] DarwickAK [90/1519] has come upon Darwick [1004/1720] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 00:12:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/07/23 10:36:45] 4R0N, peta, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/23 06:02:30] DarwickAK, peta, and Sanyi [3687/5131] have team battled Qpe, luI, and Joska [280/4864] and won! 0 days, 02:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/23 10:48:54] Qpe, Darwick, peta, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/23 10:50:56] DarwickAK [949/1519] has come upon Qpe [352/1295] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 16:12:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/23 10:53:13] DarwickAK [472/1519] has come upon peta [180/1843] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 22:39:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/23 10:53:13] DarwickAK has dealt peta a Critical Strike! 13 days, 17:06:26 is added to peta's clock.
[05/09/23 02:20:53] luI [620/1586] has come upon DarwickAK [1331/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:16:46 is added to luI's clock.
[05/09/23 22:48:40] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 21:09:31 is removed from their time toward level 256.
[05/10/23 14:25:56] 4R0N, Sanyi, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/23 18:04:22] DarwickAK [1372/1519] has come upon Darwick [760/1720] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/10/23 18:29:24] DarwickAK [916/1519] has come upon Joska [908/1983] and rocked it! 142 days, 18:51:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/10/23 23:20:52] DarwickAK [582/1519] has come upon Qpe [34/1295] and straight stomped them in combat! 55 days, 17:23:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/23 04:20:54] DarwickAK [1081/1519] has come upon IRPGbot [1990/2070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 17:25:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/23 19:20:56] DarwickAK [428/1519] has come upon 4R0N [564/1255] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 06:32:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/23 19:38:51] Qpe, Sanyi, luI, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/23 19:49:11] DarwickAK [465/1519] has come upon luI [593/1586] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 13 days, 20:42:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/23 19:49:11] DarwickAK [1397/1519] has come upon luI [744/1586] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 20:06:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/11/23 22:30:55] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 12:42:57 is removed from their time toward level 257.
[05/12/23 00:20:54] DarwickAK [1431/1519] has come upon Joska [1458/1983] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 10:48:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/12/23 02:11:30] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 22:33:31 is removed from their time toward level 257.
[05/12/23 09:51:22] DarwickAK [148/1519] has come upon Qpe [9/1313] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 12:28:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/12/23 09:51:36] DarwickAK [1501/1519] has come upon Qpe [921/1313] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 09:05:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/12/23 10:20:54] Darwick [600/1720] has come upon DarwickAK [1349/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:35:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/12/23 18:39:47] 4R0N, Sanyi, Darwick, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/23 02:02:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:43:17 is removed from their time toward level 257.
[05/13/23 11:20:53] DarwickAK [343/1519] has come upon 4R0N [302/1255] and rocked it! 0 days, 14:26:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/13/23 21:20:56] DarwickAK [787/1519] has come upon luI [51/1586] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:18:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/13/23 22:13:14] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:19:30 is removed from their time toward level 257.
[05/14/23 01:53:45] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:09:00 is removed from their time toward level 257.
[05/14/23 04:14:45] DarwickAK [613/1519] has come upon Qpe [897/1313] and got flexed on in combat! 74 days, 03:42:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/14/23 14:05:56] DarwickAK, cateye, and luI [3659/4334] have team battled [Sanyi], 4R0N, and peta [801/4689] and won! 0 days, 06:20:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/23 17:20:53] [Sanyi] [1477/1591] has come upon DarwickAK [1394/1519] and fucked they ass up! 34 days, 16:10:33 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/14/23 20:12:01] DarwickAK had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 15:10:55 towards level 258.
[05/14/23 22:04:22] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 109 days, 00:54:23 is removed from their time toward level 258.
[05/15/23 16:35:08] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Qpe [3862/4423] have team battled 4R0N, Darwick, and luI [2316/4561] and won! 1 day, 20:30:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/23 04:20:54] DarwickAK [1069/1519] has come upon luI [509/1586] and straight stomped them in combat! 96 days, 17:56:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/16/23 15:21:03] Joska, Darwick, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/23 15:20:57] DarwickAK [1297/1519] has come upon Joska [1472/1983] and realized it was a bad decision! 20 days, 18:58:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/17/23 19:13:28] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:21:30 from level 258.
[05/17/23 20:20:52] DarwickAK [364/1519] has come upon peta [464/1843] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 29 days, 20:10:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/17/23 21:38:01] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 210. 0 days, 04:17:49 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 258.
[05/18/23 01:18:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 05:32:02 is removed from their time toward level 258.
[05/18/23 01:20:55] 4R0N [201/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [508/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 21:15:24 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[05/18/23 11:20:55] [Sanyi] [232/1591] has come upon DarwickAK [97/1519] and rocked it! 4 days, 08:47:26 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/19/23 01:09:44] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 14:02:13 is removed from their time toward level 258.
[05/19/23 07:20:55] cateye [613/1241] has come upon DarwickAK [1206/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 14:20:16 is added to cateye's clock.
[05/19/23 08:09:45] DarwickAK, luI, and 4R0N [3016/4360] have team battled Qpe, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [359/4684] and won! 1 day, 11:04:25 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/23 11:56:40] Qpe, Sanyi, peta, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/23 12:20:52] DarwickAK [1242/1519] has come upon IRPGbot [966/2070] and rocked it! 14 days, 19:48:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/20/23 01:00:53] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 15. 0 days, 04:17:11 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 258.
[05/20/23 13:20:55] DarwickAK [852/1519] has come upon Qpe [47/1313] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 13:22:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/20/23 15:11:33] 4R0N, luI, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/23 15:12:01] DarwickAK [1177/1519] has come upon luI [651/1586] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 15:43:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/20/23 21:11:28] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 11:19:28 is removed from their time toward level 258.
[05/21/23 14:20:54] Sanyi [25/1780] has come upon DarwickAK [1394/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 16:35:15 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/22/23 01:28:26] DarwickAK [107/1519] has come upon Sanyi [1477/1780] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 13:17:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/22/23 12:03:38] Qpe, peta, luI, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/23 20:20:54] 4R0N [325/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [1465/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 05:05:00 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[05/23/23 06:20:53] Sanyi [1685/1780] has come upon DarwickAK [1438/1519] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 03:40:43 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[05/23/23 16:20:56] DarwickAK [1256/1519] has come upon IRPGbot [1711/2070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:45:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/23/23 20:44:45] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 18:09:22 is removed from their time toward level 258.
[05/23/23 21:20:54] DarwickAK [765/1519] has come upon luI [624/1586] and rocked it! 2 days, 01:24:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/24/23 09:34:46] Qpe, 4R0N, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/23 09:16:09] DarwickAK [518/1519] has come upon [Sanyi] [1090/1591] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 94 days, 07:25:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/25/23 09:36:34] Qpe, cateye, and DarwickAK [3803/4073] have team battled peta, luI, and [Sanyi] [3986/5020] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/23 00:07:30] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 23 days, 22:23:45 is removed from their time toward level 259.
[05/26/23 06:19:42] peta, luI, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/23 06:21:10] Qpe, cateye, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/23 10:20:57] cateye [1116/1248] has come upon DarwickAK [1441/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:44:47 is added to cateye's clock.
[05/27/23 14:14:40] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 12:57:01 towards level 259.
[05/27/23 15:20:54] 4R0N [397/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [177/1519] and rocked it! 6 days, 13:58:11 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[05/27/23 20:20:52] DarwickAK [1156/1519] has come upon Sanyi [139/1780] and straight stomped them in combat! 108 days, 21:48:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/27/23 23:49:48] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 307 damage. 0 days, 04:18:28 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 259.
[05/28/23 20:00:23] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 74 with their belt. 0 days, 04:18:00 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 259.
[05/28/23 21:01:06] [Sanyi] [1107/1591] has come upon DarwickAK [1494/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 92 days, 14:03:06 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/29/23 04:15:29] DarwickAK [1179/1519] has come upon peta [332/1843] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 18:36:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/29/23 04:15:29] DarwickAK has dealt peta a Critical Strike! 2 days, 04:58:11 is added to peta's clock.
[05/29/23 19:51:30] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 01:01:36 is removed from their time toward level 259.
[05/30/23 10:02:32] 4R0N, Sanyi, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/23 18:20:53] DarwickAK [748/1519] has come upon luI [1303/1586] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:22:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/30/23 23:21:38] cateye, peta, and [Sanyi] [2655/4682] have team battled Qpe, 4R0N, and DarwickAK [3178/4087] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/23 19:33:51] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 347. 0 days, 04:18:48 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 259.
[06/01/23 00:20:54] Qpe [147/1330] has come upon DarwickAK [526/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 47 days, 03:01:00 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/01/23 10:20:52] DarwickAK [1333/1519] has come upon IRPGbot [1622/2070] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 20:51:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/01/23 19:24:53] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:37:44 is removed from their time toward level 259.
[06/01/23 20:20:55] [Sanyi] [173/1570] has come upon DarwickAK [1487/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 105 days, 15:07:58 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/02/23 02:39:03] DarwickAK [696/1519] has come upon Qpe [901/1330] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 12:36:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/02/23 03:48:45] Qpe, Sanyi, luI, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/23 17:46:12] DarwickAK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:08 towards level 259.
[06/02/23 22:56:34] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:29:23 is removed from their time toward level 259.
[06/03/23 02:20:53] DarwickAK [1412/1519] has come upon IRPGbot [1964/2070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:01:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/03/23 07:20:56] DarwickAK [846/1519] has come upon IRPGbot [186/2070] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:50:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/03/23 22:20:52] 4R0N [979/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [1287/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 01:51:41 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/04/23 05:29:09] Qpe, cateye, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/23 05:29:09] DarwickAK [301/1519] has come upon Qpe [531/1338] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 22:36:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/04/23 18:58:17] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 12. 0 days, 04:18:12 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 259.
[06/05/23 00:53:05] cateye, luI, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/23 04:20:56] DarwickAK [1291/1519] has come upon cateye [184/1248] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:22:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/05/23 06:00:26] DarwickAK [1370/1519] has come upon Sanyi [378/1791] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:41:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/05/23 12:08:24] cateye, 4R0N, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/23 14:20:55] 4R0N [288/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [728/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 01:27:34 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/05/23 17:24:24] DarwickAK [97/1519] has come upon [Sanyi] [464/1579] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 94 days, 16:32:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/05/23 18:49:30] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 116 days, 21:30:20 is removed from their time toward level 260.
[06/06/23 00:20:54] DarwickAK [1498/1519] has come upon cateye [1049/1248] and straight stomped them in combat! 45 days, 08:05:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/06/23 06:24:47] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 21 days, 17:33:22 towards level 260.
[06/06/23 10:20:56] peta [1105/1833] has come upon DarwickAK [1024/1519] and fucked they ass up! 25 days, 16:27:34 is removed from peta's clock.
[06/06/23 13:25:20] Sanyi, peta, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/23 19:10:44] cateye [1011/1248] has come upon DarwickAK [1045/1519] and realized it was a bad decision! 27 days, 01:51:20 is added to cateye's clock.
[06/07/23 06:20:56] DarwickAK [908/1519] has come upon IRPGbot [1675/2070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 20:38:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/07/23 13:42:53] Qpe, luI, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/23 14:07:41] DarwickAK was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:06:57 from level 260.
[06/08/23 02:20:56] Qpe [639/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [324/1519] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:28:58 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[06/09/23 20:00:48] Qpe, peta, luI, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/23 21:54:30] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 18:12:15 is removed from their time toward level 260.
[06/10/23 09:20:56] DarwickAK [1133/1519] has come upon Sanyi [1504/1791] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 27 days, 03:26:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/10/23 15:03:30] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 10:10:48 towards level 260.
[06/10/23 19:20:54] cateye [274/1248] has come upon DarwickAK [673/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 13:36:54 is added to cateye's clock.
[06/11/23 01:52:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 5 days, 20:56:08 toward level 260.
[06/11/23 15:20:55] peta [1109/1833] has come upon DarwickAK [1166/1519] and got flexed on in combat! 112 days, 11:42:52 is added to peta's clock.
[06/12/23 01:20:57] 4R0N [471/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [33/1519] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 18:55:54 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[06/12/23 13:00:07] Qpe [1058/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [621/1519] and straight stomped them in combat! 117 days, 20:17:54 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[06/13/23 17:38:17] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 49 with their belt. 0 days, 04:19:05 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 260.
[06/13/23 21:18:53] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 141. 0 days, 04:19:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 260.
[06/13/23 22:20:55] peta [1221/1833] has come upon DarwickAK [159/1519] and straight stomped them in combat! 59 days, 18:56:36 is removed from peta's clock.
[06/14/23 17:29:25] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 17:24:41 is removed from their time toward level 260.
[06/14/23 19:54:21] DarwickAK [1077/1519] has come upon bandy [145/405] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 18:04:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/14/23 21:10:06] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 11:08:40 is removed from their time toward level 260.
[06/15/23 00:30:13] bandy [218/405] has come upon DarwickAK [633/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:10:21 is added to bandy's clock.
[06/15/23 02:11:12] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:44:57 towards level 260.
[06/15/23 04:46:19] [Sanyi], gyilkos, and bandy [3525/3717] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and cateye [3415/4341] and won! 0 days, 00:45:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/23 17:20:39] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 370. 0 days, 04:19:29 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 260.
[06/15/23 21:01:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 13:49:23 is removed from their time toward level 260.
[06/16/23 10:32:23] cateye, DarwickAK, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/23 15:39:23] cateye, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [2556/4494] have team battled luI, Qpe, and Sanyi [2738/4707] and lost! 1 day, 09:45:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/23 20:20:56] [Sanyi] [375/1585] has come upon DarwickAK [978/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 125 days, 06:33:45 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/17/23 01:20:56] Qpe [1061/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [470/1519] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 13:32:17 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[06/17/23 10:53:57] bandy [401/525] has come upon DarwickAK [1054/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:17:36 is added to bandy's clock.
[06/17/23 13:01:03] DarwickAK was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:11:33 from level 260.
[06/18/23 00:12:22] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:15 towards level 260.
[06/18/23 07:32:22] bandy [83/526] has come upon DarwickAK [482/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:08:27 is added to bandy's clock.
[06/18/23 16:53:52] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 69. 0 days, 04:19:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 260.
[06/18/23 17:20:55] [Sanyi] [1292/1585] has come upon DarwickAK [81/1519] and straight stomped them in combat! 152 days, 18:11:19 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/18/23 20:23:27] bandy, cateye, and DarwickAK [1547/3299] have team battled [Sanyi], Qpe, and Sanyi [1238/4718] and won! 0 days, 01:58:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/23 06:07:42] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:09:12 towards level 260.
[06/20/23 20:16:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 15:25:10 is removed from their time toward level 260.
[06/20/23 21:56:14] Qpe, cateye, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/23 00:20:55] DarwickAK [1225/1519] has come upon Qpe [1075/1338] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 13:37:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/21/23 14:54:36] cateye [235/1254] has come upon DarwickAK [1335/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 27 days, 10:44:08 is added to cateye's clock.
[06/21/23 16:27:15] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 59 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:19:22 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 260.
[06/21/23 20:07:47] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 56. 0 days, 04:19:39 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 260.
[06/22/23 05:14:05] DarwickAK [99/1519] has come upon cateye [324/1254] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 16:08:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/22/23 11:20:55] Qpe [355/1338] has come upon DarwickAK [1100/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 12:19:58 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/23/23 19:50:03] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 123 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:19:10 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 260.
[06/23/23 20:37:39] Sanyi, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/23 14:25:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 12:29:49 from level 260.
[06/24/23 16:00:33] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 16:36:13 is removed from their time toward level 260.
[06/24/23 23:48:44] cateye, 4R0N, and [Sanyi] [3027/4093] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and peta [4965/5157] and lost! 0 days, 17:40:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/23 02:32:49] cateye, Sanyi, and luI [2756/4623] have team battled DarwickAK, peta, and Qpe [4185/4712] and lost! 1 day, 21:31:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/23 00:20:52] [Sanyi] [862/1585] has come upon DarwickAK [48/1519] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 13:49:11 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/26/23 08:02:30] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:58 towards level 260.
[06/26/23 10:20:55] 4R0N [864/1254] has come upon DarwickAK [1237/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:46:39 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/26/23 19:23:18] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 30 damage. 0 days, 04:19:24 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 260.
[06/27/23 15:33:52] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:19:52 is removed from their time toward level 260.
[06/28/23 03:32:23] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/23 06:02:15] DarwickAK [63/1519] has come upon Qpe [929/1350] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 77 days, 13:21:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/28/23 07:20:53] cateye [371/1254] has come upon DarwickAK [773/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 08:09:32 is added to cateye's clock.
[06/28/23 12:20:53] 4R0N [683/1254] has come upon DarwickAK [723/1519] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:23:00 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/28/23 15:24:54] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 157 days, 03:02:42 is removed from their time toward level 261.
[06/28/23 18:15:47] luI, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [775/4954] have team battled Qpe, DarwickAK, and cateye [3533/4135] and lost! 0 days, 03:59:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/23 22:20:54] DarwickAK [1194/1531] has come upon cateye [890/1254] and straight stomped them in combat! 35 days, 16:27:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/29/23 01:58:45] cateye, [Sanyi], and Qpe [3535/4189] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and luI [1432/4900] and won! 0 days, 07:15:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/23 05:33:47] Qpe, cateye, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/23 06:22:59] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:48:57 towards level 261.
[06/29/23 12:39:09] peta, luI, and DarwickAK [300/4948] have team battled cateye, [Sanyi], and 4R0N [150/4093] and won! 1 day, 19:27:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/23 15:16:14] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 155 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:20:39 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 261.
[06/29/23 18:56:47] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 90 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:20:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 261.
[06/30/23 03:40:24] [Sanyi], 4R0N, and luI [2214/4413] have team battled Qpe, DarwickAK, and cateye [185/4135] and won! 0 days, 03:28:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/23 08:49:04] cateye, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/23 15:07:20] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 15 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:20:53 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 261.
[07/01/23 12:37:38] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:21:59 towards level 261.
[07/01/23 15:20:32] cateye, [Sanyi], and luI [1069/4413] have team battled 4R0N, peta, and DarwickAK [209/4628] and won! 2 days, 03:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/23 18:39:10] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 08:32:40 is removed from their time toward level 261.
[07/01/23 18:39:10] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 218. 0 days, 04:20:28 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 261.
[07/02/23 08:52:11] 4R0N, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/23 16:20:56] Qpe [60/1350] has come upon DarwickAK [253/1531] and got flexed on in combat! 93 days, 15:11:07 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/02/23 18:00:13] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:24:29 towards level 261.
[07/02/23 21:03:52] 4R0N, Sanyi, and peta [3944/4892] have team battled DarwickAK, Qpe, and [Sanyi] [4426/4466] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/23 00:39:12] Qpe, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/23 00:56:59] DarwickAK [72/1531] has come upon Qpe [949/1350] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 04:38:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/03/23 02:20:52] DarwickAK [1262/1531] has come upon luI [1485/1574] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 17:10:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/03/23 07:20:55] [Sanyi] [635/1585] has come upon DarwickAK [813/1531] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 30 days, 22:35:05 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/03/23 12:20:53] DarwickAK [568/1531] has come upon [Sanyi] [1081/1585] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 01:10:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/03/23 18:21:28] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 26. 0 days, 04:20:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 261.
[07/03/23 19:32:40] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:38:53 towards level 261.
[07/04/23 03:43:50] Sanyi, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/23 14:32:04] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 12. 0 days, 04:20:30 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 261.
[07/04/23 18:12:34] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 02:17:25 is removed from their time toward level 261.
[07/05/23 14:23:14] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 6. 0 days, 04:20:57 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 261.
[07/06/23 00:20:53] Joska [380/1997] has come upon DarwickAK [1494/1531] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 10:46:08 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/06/23 05:20:54] DarwickAK [1489/1531] has come upon 4R0N [164/1254] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 13:49:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/06/23 14:14:23] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 21:09:54 is removed from their time toward level 261.
[07/06/23 14:14:23] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 6. 0 days, 04:20:31 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 261.
[07/06/23 17:54:58] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 271 damage. 0 days, 04:20:01 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 261.
[07/06/23 20:20:54] DarwickAK [789/1531] has come upon Joska [1658/1997] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 13:33:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/06/23 20:38:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 8 days, 07:02:40 toward level 261.
[07/07/23 00:47:07] cateye, Sanyi, Joska, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/23 01:20:53] DarwickAK [1104/1531] has come upon [Sanyi] [148/1585] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 23:50:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/07/23 06:20:53] Sanyi [470/1795] has come upon DarwickAK [1398/1531] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 114 days, 20:23:31 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[07/07/23 16:20:53] [Sanyi] [74/1585] has come upon DarwickAK [975/1531] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:26:19 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/08/23 02:40:44] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:51 towards level 261.
[07/09/23 04:42:36] Qpe, Sanyi, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/23 04:56:20] DarwickAK [1054/1531] has come upon Qpe [308/1350] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:57:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/09/23 08:53:21] DarwickAK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:38 towards level 261.
[07/09/23 12:42:12] DarwickAK [754/1531] has come upon 4R0N [847/1254] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 52 days, 17:57:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/09/23 13:03:07] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 30 days, 09:23:51 towards level 262.
[07/09/23 13:20:56] DarwickAK [663/1531] has come upon peta [1283/1843] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 95 days, 17:29:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/09/23 17:28:14] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 131 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:21:25 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 262.
[07/09/23 22:33:20] peta [999/1843] has come upon DarwickAK [1060/1531] and realized it was a bad decision! 11 days, 23:43:07 is added to peta's clock.
[07/09/23 23:23:33] Sanyi, DarwickAK, peta, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/23 00:03:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 199 days, 05:48:41 toward level 262.
[07/10/23 14:20:55] Sanyi [1710/1736] has come upon DarwickAK [723/1531] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 15:47:28 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/10/23 17:19:29] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 08:57:46 is removed from their time toward level 262.
[07/10/23 19:20:54] cateye [75/1254] has come upon DarwickAK [163/1531] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 20:53:02 is added to cateye's clock.
[07/10/23 20:48:23] luI, DarwickAK, and Qpe [3610/4455] have team battled Sanyi, peta, and cateye [4717/4833] and lost! 4 days, 18:30:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/23 01:55:35] Sanyi, Joska, and 4R0N [2390/4987] have team battled cateye, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [2403/4370] and lost! 1 day, 09:58:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/23 02:24:49] Qpe [448/1350] has come upon DarwickAK [613/1531] and got flexed on in combat! 18 days, 20:03:36 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/11/23 13:30:02] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 161. 0 days, 04:21:08 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 262.
[07/12/23 14:18:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 52 days, 20:56:40 toward level 262.
[07/12/23 16:48:21] Joska, Qpe, and cateye [3869/4601] have team battled 4R0N, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [1966/4370] and won! 0 days, 16:50:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/23 02:20:53] DarwickAK [1202/1531] has come upon Joska [1948/1997] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 23:03:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/13/23 04:08:07] DarwickAK [1087/1531] has come upon Joska [224/1997] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 05:29:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/14/23 18:20:56] luI [1084/1574] has come upon DarwickAK [638/1531] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:46:15 is removed from luI's clock.
[07/15/23 14:20:55] DarwickAK [515/1531] has come upon peta [1830/1843] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 04:20:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/15/23 20:53:56] Joska, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/23 04:24:16] cateye [831/1237] has come upon DarwickAK [1079/1531] and realized it was a bad decision! 28 days, 04:29:44 is added to cateye's clock.
[07/16/23 12:45:50] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 90 with their belt. 0 days, 04:21:22 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 262.
[07/17/23 16:20:54] gyilkos [1436/1727] has come upon DarwickAK [1451/1531] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 04:24:03 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/18/23 12:28:09] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 21:52:12 is removed from their time toward level 262.
[07/18/23 13:14:51] Qpe [1052/1287] has come upon DarwickAK [1199/1531] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 78 days, 03:17:42 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/18/23 18:45:46] DarwickAK, gyilkos, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/23 22:20:57] DarwickAK [1421/1531] has come upon [Sanyi] [1283/1628] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 23:39:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/19/23 12:19:19] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:16:46 is removed from their time toward level 262.
[07/19/23 14:30:18] cateye, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/23 03:54:06] DarwickAK [1245/1531] has come upon [Sanyi] [371/1628] and straight stomped them in combat! 168 days, 23:05:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/22/23 04:08:48] [Sanyi], gyilkos, and Qpe [681/4642] have team battled 4R0N, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [41/4521] and won! 0 days, 14:15:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/23 04:45:50] Qpe, Joska, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/23 06:20:55] [Sanyi] [1562/1628] has come upon DarwickAK [486/1531] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 11:38:58 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/22/23 11:52:44] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 24 days, 20:13:19 is removed from their time toward level 263.
[07/22/23 21:20:54] DarwickAK [1341/1531] has come upon luI [1219/1574] and fucked they ass up! 19 days, 02:11:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/23/23 02:20:52] DarwickAK [664/1531] has come upon Sanyi [345/1736] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 09:34:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/23/23 02:43:54] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/23 11:35:08] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:33:35 is removed from their time toward level 263.
[07/24/23 15:15:41] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 5. 0 days, 04:22:07 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 263.
[07/24/23 23:39:24] cateye, Sanyi, and Qpe [3067/4183] have team battled Joska, peta, and DarwickAK [5498/5552] and lost! 0 days, 11:10:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/23 06:51:54] Sanyi, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/23 06:58:01] luI [377/1574] has come upon DarwickAK [288/1531] and rocked it! 9 days, 08:41:32 is removed from luI's clock.
[07/25/23 12:21:38] cateye, Qpe, and [Sanyi] [13/4163] have team battled gyilkos, Joska, and DarwickAK [751/5436] and lost! 0 days, 09:57:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/23 06:09:08] Sanyi [72/1648] has come upon DarwickAK [387/1531] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 102 days, 04:29:44 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[07/26/23 06:15:36] DarwickAK [259/1531] has come upon luI [632/1574] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 78 days, 11:40:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/26/23 10:20:55] Joska [2157/2178] has come upon DarwickAK [1498/1531] and straight stomped them in combat! 193 days, 02:05:46 is removed from Joska's clock.
[07/26/23 11:17:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 29 days, 19:57:03 is removed from their time toward level 264.
[07/27/23 01:20:55] DarwickAK [53/1531] has come upon Qpe [944/1287] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 93 days, 07:45:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/27/23 03:58:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 205 days, 00:18:06 toward level 264.
[07/27/23 12:40:27] cateye [1220/1248] has come upon DarwickAK [1246/1531] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 28 days, 13:22:32 is added to cateye's clock.
[07/27/23 14:49:02] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 52 days, 20:40:28 is removed from their time toward level 264.
[07/28/23 02:20:55] Qpe [613/1287] has come upon DarwickAK [581/1531] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 06:42:57 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[07/28/23 16:00:26] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 11:42:41 towards level 264.
[07/28/23 16:29:53] luI, Joska, and Sanyi [5030/5408] have team battled 4R0N, DarwickAK, and peta [883/4628] and won! 0 days, 00:17:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/23 20:37:56] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:36:52 towards level 264.
[07/29/23 03:20:56] [Sanyi] [1203/1628] has come upon DarwickAK [296/1531] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 01:13:51 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/29/23 06:01:23] DarwickAK [416/1531] has come upon Sanyi [1642/1648] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 44 days, 22:18:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/29/23 06:01:37] DarwickAK [189/1531] has come upon Sanyi [969/1648] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 62 days, 21:37:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/29/23 06:01:42] DarwickAK [936/1531] has come upon Sanyi [1226/1648] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 88 days, 01:29:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/29/23 10:50:52] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 24 days, 15:23:23 is removed from their time toward level 264.
[07/30/23 10:41:59] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 25 days, 09:56:31 is removed from their time toward level 264.
[07/30/23 10:41:59] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 123 with their belt. 0 days, 04:23:17 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 264.
[07/30/23 14:20:57] DarwickAK [61/1531] has come upon IRPGbot [1751/2179] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 16:47:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/30/23 14:22:31] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 121 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:23:53 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 264.
[07/31/23 00:20:54] DarwickAK [1002/1531] has come upon luI [179/1582] and straight stomped them in combat! 155 days, 08:30:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/31/23 02:25:40] cateye, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/23 02:38:15] [Sanyi] [224/1628] has come upon DarwickAK [1459/1531] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:05:40 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/31/23 10:33:02] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 16:41:46 is removed from their time toward level 264.
[07/31/23 15:20:55] DarwickAK [534/1531] has come upon gyilkos [1230/1727] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 22:36:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/01/23 01:20:57] Sanyi [164/1648] has come upon DarwickAK [984/1531] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 110 days, 20:40:55 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/01/23 06:20:54] peta [691/1832] has come upon DarwickAK [415/1531] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 07:14:13 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/01/23 16:20:53] Qpe [273/1287] has come upon DarwickAK [33/1531] and rocked it! 134 days, 09:11:29 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[08/03/23 17:34:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 32 days, 02:21:03 toward level 264.
[08/04/23 09:20:54] DarwickAK [717/1531] has come upon Joska [601/2178] and rocked it! 50 days, 19:32:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/04/23 14:20:55] DarwickAK [275/1531] has come upon IRPGbot [1822/2179] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 12:14:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/05/23 10:02:33] Qpe, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/23 10:02:57] DarwickAK [714/1531] has come upon 4R0N [554/1273] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 11:42:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/05/23 10:41:21] DarwickAK [980/1531] has come upon Qpe [1278/1287] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 12:39:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/05/23 12:06:05] DarwickAK [1158/1531] has come upon Qpe [1026/1287] and rocked it! 12 days, 19:32:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/06/23 06:20:54] Sanyi [694/1648] has come upon DarwickAK [1005/1531] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 110 days, 05:35:17 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/06/23 11:20:53] DarwickAK [382/1531] has come upon [Sanyi] [261/1628] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 11:18:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/06/23 13:20:26] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 06:34:07 is removed from their time toward level 264.
[08/07/23 02:27:35] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:31 towards level 264.
[08/07/23 13:11:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:00:48 is removed from their time toward level 264.
[08/07/23 17:20:54] DarwickAK [1111/1531] has come upon Joska [11/2178] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:29:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/07/23 21:09:52] DarwickAK [1167/1531] has come upon 4R0N [644/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 94 days, 01:08:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/08/23 12:53:28] gyilkos, luI, and Joska [1285/5487] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Sanyi [3255/4452] and lost! 0 days, 06:52:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/23 13:02:46] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 51 days, 00:45:07 is removed from their time toward level 265.
[08/08/23 13:20:53] peta [1405/1832] has come upon DarwickAK [1097/1531] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 13:24:20 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/08/23 16:27:41] Joska, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/23 09:13:19] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 55 damage. 0 days, 04:24:47 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 265.
[08/10/23 10:09:28] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:27:09 towards level 265.
[08/10/23 14:40:50] 4R0N, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/23 16:20:42] Joska, Qpe, and DarwickAK [4909/4996] have team battled 4R0N, gyilkos, and luI [2513/4582] and won! 0 days, 05:56:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/23 06:20:54] 4R0N [963/1273] has come upon DarwickAK [1197/1531] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 00:17:14 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/11/23 08:55:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 02:03:53 is removed from their time toward level 265.
[08/11/23 16:20:55] DarwickAK [566/1531] has come upon Joska [220/2178] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 08:13:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/12/23 02:20:53] Qpe [342/1287] has come upon DarwickAK [543/1531] and got flexed on in combat! 10 days, 02:19:15 is added to Qpe's clock.
[08/12/23 20:06:10] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/23 22:20:57] DarwickAK [159/1531] has come upon peta [331/1832] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 20:00:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/12/23 22:26:56] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:18:58 towards level 265.
[08/13/23 03:20:54] peta [1468/1832] has come upon DarwickAK [1201/1531] and fucked they ass up! 41 days, 17:02:43 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/13/23 13:20:56] DarwickAK [853/1531] has come upon gyilkos [1558/1736] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 04:25:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/14/23 14:20:53] Qpe [469/1221] has come upon DarwickAK [878/1531] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 02:47:27 is added to Qpe's clock.
[08/14/23 20:17:11] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], gyilkos, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/23 20:17:34] gyilkos [210/1736] has come upon DarwickAK [729/1531] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 08:42:19 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/14/23 20:19:35] luI [558/1582] has come upon DarwickAK [1031/1531] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 35 days, 17:53:25 is added to luI's clock.
[08/15/23 08:20:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 04:23:21 is removed from their time toward level 265.
[08/15/23 16:49:27] 4R0N, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/23 01:17:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 3 days, 18:47:01 toward level 265.
[08/16/23 05:16:01] DarwickAK [1135/1531] has come upon [Sanyi] [1432/1628] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 07:07:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/16/23 05:16:06] DarwickAK [1237/1531] has come upon [Sanyi] [1329/1628] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 19:16:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/16/23 11:51:55] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:48:34 is removed from their time toward level 265.
[08/16/23 16:20:56] 4R0N [742/1273] has come upon DarwickAK [1365/1531] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 43 days, 18:34:22 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/16/23 16:23:01] DarwickAK was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:11:25 from level 265.
[08/17/23 11:43:10] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:28:49 is removed from their time toward level 265.
[08/17/23 22:20:55] peta [1074/1914] has come upon DarwickAK [772/1531] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:33:16 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/18/23 03:20:54] gyilkos [575/1736] has come upon DarwickAK [271/1531] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:03:10 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/18/23 08:20:53] luI [1329/1595] has come upon DarwickAK [49/1531] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 08:22:56 is removed from luI's clock.
[08/18/23 14:05:17] peta [14/1901] has come upon DarwickAK [263/1531] and realized it was a bad decision! 89 days, 05:41:44 is added to peta's clock.
[08/18/23 16:53:43] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], peta, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/23 18:20:56] DarwickAK [938/1531] has come upon IRPGbot [1494/2206] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:06:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/19/23 11:25:23] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 5 damage. 0 days, 04:24:03 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 265.
[08/19/23 14:20:56] gyilkos [792/1736] has come upon DarwickAK [243/1531] and straight stomped them in combat! 226 days, 01:27:45 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/20/23 02:21:56] Qpe, Sanyi, and gyilkos [1025/4595] have team battled Joska, 4R0N, and DarwickAK [4222/5009] and lost! 1 day, 00:23:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/23 11:16:32] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 425. 0 days, 04:24:55 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 265.
[08/20/23 11:22:09] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:22 towards level 265.
[08/20/23 18:48:16] Sanyi, Joska, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/23 18:50:33] DarwickAK [1175/1531] has come upon Sanyi [494/1648] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:11:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/20/23 18:50:37] DarwickAK [1061/1585] has come upon Sanyi [498/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:49:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/20/23 20:24:23] DarwickAK [1567/1585] has come upon Qpe [352/1211] and straight stomped them in combat! 140 days, 08:24:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/21/23 01:20:55] [Sanyi] [1586/1628] has come upon DarwickAK [760/1585] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 20:30:02 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/21/23 18:12:02] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/23 14:40:26] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 00:44:19 towards level 266.
[08/23/23 22:13:15] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 01:21:56 from level 266.
[08/24/23 04:20:53] DarwickAK [699/1585] has come upon Joska [564/2205] and gave em what was coming! 48 days, 15:03:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/24/23 05:05:51] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:43:45 towards level 266.
[08/24/23 07:00:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 10:19:13 is removed from their time toward level 266.
[08/25/23 05:20:57] DarwickAK [655/1585] has come upon [Sanyi] [699/1628] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 16:28:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/25/23 11:07:33] Sanyi, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/23 20:20:54] DarwickAK [178/1585] has come upon Qpe [1084/1211] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 04:39:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/26/23 06:22:38] 4R0N, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/23 06:42:40] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:47:51 is removed from their time toward level 266.
[08/26/23 06:42:40] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 42. 0 days, 04:25:30 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 266.
[08/26/23 10:23:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 21:46:20 is removed from their time toward level 266.
[08/26/23 13:30:19] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:42 towards level 266.
[08/26/23 16:20:54] Joska [1744/2205] has come upon DarwickAK [341/1585] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 12:12:32 is removed from Joska's clock.
[08/27/23 10:14:22] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:01:48 is removed from their time toward level 266.
[08/27/23 14:05:46] peta [1165/1901] has come upon DarwickAK [1161/1585] and gave em what was coming! 30 days, 02:19:14 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/28/23 03:23:06] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:41:03 from level 266.
[08/28/23 13:20:53] gyilkos [215/1736] has come upon DarwickAK [1216/1585] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 18:43:58 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/28/23 21:28:48] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/23 00:20:56] DarwickAK [1343/1585] has come upon gyilkos [527/1736] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 01:19:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/30/23 06:07:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:43:15 is removed from their time toward level 266.
[08/30/23 11:28:17] DarwickAK EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:48 from level 266.
[08/30/23 15:20:55] gyilkos [393/1736] has come upon DarwickAK [168/1585] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 02:19:15 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/31/23 01:52:26] DarwickAK [266/1585] has come upon Sanyi [1394/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:40:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/31/23 01:57:41] DarwickAK [174/1585] has come upon Sanyi [405/1600] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:44:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/31/23 09:39:02] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 127 damage. 0 days, 04:25:44 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 266.
[08/31/23 19:14:42] DarwickAK [1213/1585] has come upon Qpe [626/1211] and straight stomped them in combat! 140 days, 21:36:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/01/23 09:30:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 21:09:01 is removed from their time toward level 267.
[09/01/23 09:54:44] DarwickAK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:05:11 from level 267.
[09/02/23 09:21:28] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 00:07:16 is removed from their time toward level 267.
[09/03/23 05:32:03] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 138 with their belt. 0 days, 04:26:52 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 267.
[09/04/23 00:20:54] DarwickAK [894/1585] has come upon peta [49/1901] and straight stomped them in combat! 66 days, 02:17:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/04/23 05:23:14] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 22:01:50 is removed from their time toward level 267.
[09/04/23 11:39:46] gyilkos, Qpe, and peta [3858/4848] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and 4R0N [15/4501] and won! 0 days, 15:46:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/23 16:55:28] Qpe, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [2666/4532] have team battled Sanyi, peta, and [Sanyi] [2877/5153] and lost! 0 days, 06:02:47 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/23 22:57:50] gyilkos [1434/1736] has come upon DarwickAK [566/1585] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 06:21:02 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/06/23 12:20:56] Joska [1311/2192] has come upon DarwickAK [600/1585] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 10:02:43 is removed from Joska's clock.
[09/06/23 18:11:18] DarwickAK [1264/1585] has come upon Qpe [276/1211] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 15:43:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/07/23 03:20:55] DarwickAK [484/1585] has come upon Joska [1687/2192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:22:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/07/23 05:05:44] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 3. 0 days, 04:26:01 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 267.
[09/07/23 08:20:53] DarwickAK [1509/1585] has come upon Qpe [404/1211] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 08:04:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/07/23 23:20:56] DarwickAK [234/1585] has come upon peta [197/1821] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 09:18:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/08/23 04:56:56] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:31:45 is removed from their time toward level 267.
[09/08/23 09:20:56] DarwickAK [773/1585] has come upon [Sanyi] [85/1652] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:57:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/08/23 20:37:13] DarwickAK [1299/1585] has come upon peta [930/1813] and straight stomped them in combat! 162 days, 00:35:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/08/23 22:49:02] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/23 05:20:55] DarwickAK [7/1585] has come upon Joska [1300/2192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 03:34:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/09/23 20:20:13] luI, gyilkos, and Qpe [2763/4580] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Joska [2790/5449] and lost! 0 days, 03:22:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/23 21:31:11] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:24:11 towards level 268.
[09/10/23 06:20:53] peta [655/1813] has come upon DarwickAK [927/1585] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 12:17:14 is added to peta's clock.
[09/10/23 08:19:52] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 17:56:36 is removed from their time toward level 268.
[09/10/23 16:20:52] Joska [181/2192] has come upon DarwickAK [538/1585] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 05:41:59 is added to Joska's clock.
[09/11/23 02:20:55] DarwickAK [892/1585] has come upon Sanyi [138/1672] and straight stomped them in combat! 63 days, 12:18:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/11/23 02:20:55] DarwickAK has dealt Sanyi a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:18:30 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/12/23 03:20:56] DarwickAK [484/1585] has come upon [Sanyi] [333/1662] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 22:22:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/12/23 04:21:46] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:30:39 is removed from their time toward level 268.
[09/12/23 04:21:46] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 3. 0 days, 04:27:13 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 268.
[09/12/23 15:11:26] Sanyi, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/23 18:20:56] DarwickAK [1578/1585] has come upon 4R0N [965/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:29:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/13/23 04:12:56] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 08:32:36 is removed from their time toward level 268.
[09/13/23 04:20:54] DarwickAK [983/1585] has come upon Qpe [1086/1182] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 11:20:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/13/23 07:53:25] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 33. 0 days, 04:27:55 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 268.
[09/13/23 09:20:54] Qpe [786/1182] has come upon DarwickAK [849/1585] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:46:46 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/13/23 19:20:56] DarwickAK [1283/1585] has come upon peta [228/1810] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:32:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/14/23 09:10:26] DarwickAK [1164/1585] has come upon Qpe [804/1182] and straight stomped them in combat! 142 days, 00:00:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/14/23 13:09:39] Joska, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/23 03:55:06] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 207 damage. 0 days, 04:28:48 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 269.
[09/15/23 06:20:53] DarwickAK [1085/1585] has come upon luI [740/1644] and straight stomped them in combat! 48 days, 10:19:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/23 15:58:07] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/23 10:57:06] Joska, DarwickAK, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/23 10:58:16] DarwickAK [1081/1585] has come upon Joska [765/2192] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 08:25:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/17/23 03:20:57] 4R0N [167/1273] has come upon DarwickAK [692/1585] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 22:36:07 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/17/23 03:37:25] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 8. 0 days, 04:28:10 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 269.
[09/17/23 07:17:56] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 16. 0 days, 04:28:21 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 269.
[09/17/23 13:20:56] Qpe [483/1182] has come upon DarwickAK [930/1585] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 06:26:23 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/18/23 03:28:32] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 226 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:28:58 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 269.
[09/18/23 04:20:54] DarwickAK [1053/1585] has come upon IRPGbot [2140/2193] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:57:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/18/23 07:09:08] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 21 damage. 0 days, 04:28:33 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 269.
[09/19/23 02:34:24] Qpe, DarwickAK, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/23 05:20:56] DarwickAK [69/1585] has come upon IRPGbot [478/2193] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:23:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/19/23 20:20:53] DarwickAK [248/1585] has come upon luI [1182/1644] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 10:12:16 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/20/23 01:20:56] DarwickAK [522/1585] has come upon Sanyi [1666/1672] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 16:58:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/20/23 09:56:20] DarwickAK [39/1585] has come upon gyilkos [877/1714] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 07:44:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/20/23 23:03:33] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:00:44 towards level 269.
[09/22/23 03:20:55] DarwickAK [966/1585] has come upon peta [366/1875] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 16:44:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/22/23 07:13:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 15:08:08 toward level 269.
[09/22/23 23:20:53] Sanyi [1577/1672] has come upon DarwickAK [933/1585] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 01:51:45 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/23/23 02:44:26] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 29 with their belt. 0 days, 04:28:52 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 269.
[09/23/23 02:44:52] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:51 towards level 269.
[09/23/23 04:20:52] DarwickAK [800/1585] has come upon Sanyi [1155/1672] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 11:58:32 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/24/23 23:12:21] DarwickAK was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:42:21 from level 269.
[09/25/23 01:20:53] 4R0N [1152/1260] has come upon DarwickAK [483/1585] and straight stomped them in combat! 37 days, 10:13:51 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[09/25/23 21:41:02] DarwickAK [695/1585] has come upon Joska [1593/2192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:54:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/26/23 02:20:52] peta [1419/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [1130/1585] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 08:28:07 is removed from peta's clock.
[09/26/23 22:19:08] DarwickAK sharpened the edge of his weapon! DarwickAK's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/23 22:51:04] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/23 22:51:09] [Sanyi] [842/1667] has come upon DarwickAK [735/1630] and fucked they ass up! 221 days, 17:12:05 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/27/23 03:20:53] peta [803/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [612/1630] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 20:58:31 is removed from peta's clock.
[09/27/23 18:20:54] [Sanyi] [1170/1667] has come upon DarwickAK [323/1630] and straight stomped them in combat! 66 days, 04:24:42 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/27/23 23:20:57] DarwickAK [135/1630] has come upon Sanyi [119/1672] and rocked it! 3 days, 09:22:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/28/23 02:47:27] DarwickAK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:37 towards level 269.
[09/28/23 05:40:51] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 94 with their belt. 0 days, 04:28:24 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 269.
[09/28/23 07:27:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 0 days, 02:55:32 toward level 269.
[09/28/23 09:20:56] DarwickAK [982/1630] has come upon Joska [1444/2192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:24:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/28/23 14:41:36] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:32 towards level 269.
[09/28/23 23:27:06] Qpe [467/1182] has come upon DarwickAK [828/1630] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 81 days, 18:27:32 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/29/23 00:20:56] DarwickAK [582/1630] has come upon IRPGbot [523/2193] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:36:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/23 05:01:17] Sanyi, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/23 05:20:53] DarwickAK [213/1630] has come upon [Sanyi] [1296/1667] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:32:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/29/23 10:51:57] DarwickAK [469/1630] has come upon gyilkos [452/1714] and rocked it! 173 days, 15:38:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/30/23 01:42:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 28 days, 00:30:02 is removed from their time toward level 270.
[09/30/23 03:22:46] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/23 11:20:57] peta [390/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [1146/1630] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 20:55:22 is added to peta's clock.
[10/01/23 01:33:31] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 33. 0 days, 04:29:20 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 270.
[10/01/23 02:20:54] DarwickAK [1283/1630] has come upon Sanyi [1062/1672] and rocked it! 30 days, 03:05:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/01/23 06:01:53] Sanyi, Joska, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/23 06:01:58] DarwickAK [490/1630] has come upon Sanyi [1201/1672] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 13:20:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/01/23 12:20:53] DarwickAK [254/1630] has come upon peta [1494/1875] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 07:22:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/01/23 23:58:22] gyilkos [792/1714] has come upon DarwickAK [1458/1630] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 18:16:42 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/02/23 00:09:07] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:12 towards level 270.
[10/02/23 05:56:37] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/23 13:20:52] Sanyi [642/1672] has come upon DarwickAK [174/1630] and straight stomped them in combat! 44 days, 21:16:07 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/02/23 18:20:55] DarwickAK [900/1630] has come upon gyilkos [621/1714] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 01:34:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/03/23 09:20:57] gyilkos [278/1714] has come upon DarwickAK [781/1630] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:30:14 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/04/23 10:20:56] Joska [1110/2192] has come upon DarwickAK [722/1630] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:25:11 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/04/23 13:46:34] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 17:14:27 from level 270.
[10/04/23 15:20:52] DarwickAK [1232/1630] has come upon Joska [112/2192] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:00:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/05/23 05:32:22] Joska, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/23 11:12:20] DarwickAK [496/1630] has come upon IRPGbot [357/2193] and gave em what was coming! 52 days, 00:52:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/05/23 21:20:56] Sanyi [88/1672] has come upon DarwickAK [1578/1630] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:00:31 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/06/23 01:07:06] Sanyi, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/23 19:24:00] DarwickAK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 09:25:56 towards level 271.
[10/06/23 20:24:13] Joska, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/23 00:58:15] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 433. 0 days, 04:30:20 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 271.
[10/07/23 08:20:53] peta [1202/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [1032/1630] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 08:58:01 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/07/23 13:20:53] DarwickAK [317/1630] has come upon peta [1151/1875] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 38 days, 06:46:42 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/07/23 19:45:27] Sanyi, Joska, DarwickAK, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/23 10:20:54] DarwickAK [1350/1630] has come upon [Sanyi] [669/1657] and straight stomped them in combat! 73 days, 14:16:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/09/23 12:25:46] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/23 00:36:07] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 03:35:05 is removed from their time toward level 271.
[10/10/23 06:20:55] Joska [2034/2192] has come upon DarwickAK [92/1630] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 09:30:50 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/10/23 11:20:56] DarwickAK [338/1630] has come upon [Sanyi] [433/1657] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 01:05:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/10/23 16:20:55] DarwickAK [1295/1630] has come upon Sanyi [925/1672] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 11:53:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/11/23 02:20:54] DarwickAK [1201/1630] has come upon IRPGbot [1335/2193] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 18:07:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/11/23 03:20:55] DarwickAK left his weapon out in the rain to rust! DarwickAK's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/11/23 04:07:48] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 17 damage. 0 days, 04:30:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 271.
[10/11/23 07:13:09] Qpe, Sanyi, Joska, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/23 07:29:51] DarwickAK [833/1580] has come upon Qpe [589/1208] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 11:27:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/11/23 08:13:58] DarwickAK [1074/1580] has come upon Joska [323/2192] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:32:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/11/23 08:13:58] DarwickAK [1514/1580] has come upon Joska [405/2192] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:25:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/11/23 13:24:40] Sanyi [172/1672] has come upon DarwickAK [437/1601] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 106 days, 11:15:33 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/12/23 03:20:53] peta [1013/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [474/1601] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 10:17:02 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/12/23 03:47:31] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:37 towards level 271.
[10/12/23 13:20:55] DarwickAK [606/1601] has come upon luI [1598/1620] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:10:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/12/23 20:02:00] Qpe, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/23 00:09:30] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:54:43 is removed from their time toward level 271.
[10/13/23 14:20:54] DarwickAK [1437/1601] has come upon gyilkos [104/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 13:55:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/13/23 14:20:54] In the fierce battle, gyilkos dropped his level 210 tunic! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 136 tunic to gyilkos.
[10/14/23 00:09:31] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:30 towards level 271.
[10/14/23 08:02:55] DarwickAK [1314/1675] has come upon Joska [1188/2171] and fucked they ass up! 159 days, 07:42:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/14/23 14:39:25] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/23 18:25:27] DarwickAK found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:14:19 towards level 272.
[10/15/23 01:20:52] Sanyi [226/1672] has come upon DarwickAK [419/1675] and got flexed on in combat! 90 days, 18:38:17 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/15/23 03:32:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 28 days, 00:31:30 is removed from their time toward level 272.
[10/15/23 11:20:56] DarwickAK [739/1675] has come upon Joska [1086/2171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 05:25:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/15/23 21:20:54] DarwickAK [1654/1675] has come upon IRPGbot [764/2172] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 15:54:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/16/23 07:51:34] Qpe, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/23 08:29:48] DarwickAK ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:52:16 from level 272.
[10/16/23 12:20:55] DarwickAK [510/1675] has come upon Sanyi [741/1672] and got flexed on in combat! 14 days, 23:39:19 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/16/23 22:20:53] DarwickAK [991/1675] has come upon IRPGbot [371/2172] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 05:22:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/16/23 23:33:47] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 10:48:59 is removed from their time toward level 272.
[10/17/23 03:14:19] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 6 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:31:09 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 272.
[10/17/23 03:20:56] DarwickAK [851/1675] has come upon peta [199/1875] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 14:12:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/17/23 06:02:17] peta, Joska, and Qpe [2871/5254] have team battled DarwickAK, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [1751/4975] and won! 8 days, 01:28:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/23 13:20:56] peta [157/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [782/1675] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 16:45:53 is added to peta's clock.
[10/17/23 23:20:54] DarwickAK [390/1675] has come upon peta [941/1875] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 19:26:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/18/23 13:21:18] Joska, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/23 02:56:31] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 17 with their belt. 0 days, 04:31:14 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 272.
[10/19/23 05:20:54] DarwickAK [1136/1675] has come upon gyilkos [43/1647] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 11:02:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/20/23 18:53:48] gyilkos, [Sanyi], and Joska [5411/5471] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and luI [3849/4967] and won! 0 days, 07:28:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/23 00:27:03] DarwickAK EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:17:37 from level 272.
[10/21/23 07:20:53] DarwickAK [394/1675] has come upon peta [487/1875] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 19:10:55 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/21/23 07:36:40] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/23 17:20:56] peta [359/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [1067/1675] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 15:55:54 is added to peta's clock.
[10/21/23 23:08:56] Qpe, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/23 23:09:10] DarwickAK [1431/1675] has come upon Sanyi [1030/1672] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:15:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/22/23 07:01:58] DarwickAK [1592/1675] has come upon IRPGbot [1350/2172] and rocked it! 52 days, 10:28:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/22/23 13:20:54] DarwickAK [701/1675] has come upon luI [893/1611] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 67 days, 00:49:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/22/23 23:20:56] Qpe [954/1208] has come upon DarwickAK [1368/1675] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 09:34:52 is added to Qpe's clock.
[10/23/23 06:44:43] DarwickAK bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 33 days, 02:16:51 towards level 273.
[10/23/23 14:20:54] Qpe [490/1208] has come upon DarwickAK [166/1675] and straight stomped them in combat! 35 days, 03:12:14 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/23/23 22:15:42] Joska, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/23 05:20:55] DarwickAK [1369/1675] has come upon luI [589/1611] and straight stomped them in combat! 103 days, 07:23:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/24/23 19:54:13] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/23 01:20:56] DarwickAK [126/1675] has come upon [Sanyi] [345/1653] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 22 days, 12:43:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/25/23 06:20:55] Joska [1669/2171] has come upon DarwickAK [519/1675] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:46:04 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/25/23 11:20:54] DarwickAK [312/1675] has come upon Joska [1691/2171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 27 days, 23:00:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/25/23 14:21:17] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/23 02:20:54] [Sanyi] [708/1653] has come upon DarwickAK [1029/1675] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:57:09 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/26/23 07:20:55] DarwickAK [46/1675] has come upon [Sanyi] [97/1653] and got flexed on in combat! 31 days, 05:32:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/26/23 22:04:46] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 91 with their belt. 0 days, 04:32:30 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 273.
[10/27/23 14:17:34] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/23 14:17:42] DarwickAK [97/1675] has come upon Joska [1712/2171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 28 days, 22:19:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/27/23 14:18:01] DarwickAK [657/1675] has come upon Qpe [752/1208] and got flexed on in combat! 35 days, 16:59:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/27/23 21:56:01] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 13 days, 05:28:07 is removed from their time toward level 273.
[10/28/23 01:36:37] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 9 days, 08:26:23 is removed from their time toward level 273.
[10/28/23 19:20:56] luI [1460/1611] has come upon DarwickAK [1285/1675] and rocked it! 24 days, 04:51:33 is removed from luI's clock.
[10/29/23 09:20:54] DarwickAK [1319/1675] has come upon peta [527/1875] and straight stomped them in combat! 78 days, 15:25:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/29/23 09:20:54] DarwickAK has dealt peta a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:32:16 is added to peta's clock.
[10/29/23 20:38:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 01:31:38 is removed from their time toward level 273.
[10/30/23 07:51:50] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/23 11:20:54] Qpe [405/1208] has come upon DarwickAK [330/1675] and rocked it! 92 days, 22:22:24 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[11/01/23 01:01:34] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], gyilkos, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/01/23 02:20:54] 4R0N [1106/1279] has come upon DarwickAK [310/1675] and straight stomped them in combat! 162 days, 08:44:59 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[11/01/23 13:07:14] DarwickAK learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:26:45 towards level 273.
[11/01/23 17:20:55] 4R0N [430/1279] has come upon DarwickAK [122/1675] and straight stomped them in combat! 51 days, 12:45:36 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[11/01/23 23:01:46] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/23 00:05:28] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 21. 0 days, 04:32:33 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 273.
[11/02/23 18:20:54] DarwickAK [932/1675] has come upon peta [572/1875] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 04:33:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/02/23 23:20:55] [Sanyi] [103/1645] has come upon DarwickAK [1613/1675] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 10:52:22 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/02/23 23:56:30] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 111 damage. 0 days, 04:32:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 273.
[11/03/23 02:41:16] Joska [986/2171] has come upon DarwickAK [1155/1675] and got flexed on in combat! 91 days, 06:27:32 is added to Joska's clock.
[11/03/23 04:20:54] gyilkos [567/1647] has come upon DarwickAK [351/1675] and rocked it! 9 days, 22:24:24 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/03/23 18:44:04] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/23 17:32:03] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/23 19:58:09] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 11:42:41 is removed from their time toward level 273.
[11/04/23 20:20:53] DarwickAK [438/1675] has come upon Qpe [541/1208] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 10:00:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/05/23 13:11:01] DarwickAK, Qpe, and peta [136/4758] have team battled gyilkos, 4R0N, and luI [2721/4521] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/23 14:04:30] 4R0N, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/23 16:20:53] DarwickAK [1153/1675] has come upon gyilkos [1066/1647] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:42:38 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/05/23 21:23:14] DarwickAK [214/1675] has come upon gyilkos [1288/1647] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 102 days, 15:22:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/06/23 02:49:42] gyilkos [1528/1647] has come upon DarwickAK [1640/1675] and got flexed on in combat! 103 days, 00:44:33 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[11/06/23 14:22:38] luI, Qpe, and 4R0N [2734/4082] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [1849/5504] and won! 0 days, 03:01:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/23 23:20:56] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 190 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:33:18 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 274.
[11/07/23 06:26:36] DarwickAK was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 21 days, 21:04:29 from level 274.
[11/07/23 10:48:08] Joska, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/23 11:45:25] luI [203/1595] has come upon DarwickAK [281/1675] and got flexed on in combat! 85 days, 06:49:01 is added to luI's clock.
[11/08/23 04:20:57] 4R0N [33/1279] has come upon DarwickAK [759/1675] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 75 days, 05:45:37 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[11/08/23 10:13:12] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and luI [1213/4925] have team battled peta, 4R0N, and gyilkos [3143/4801] and lost! 0 days, 05:34:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/23 21:33:18] DarwickAK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 28 days, 20:28:46 towards level 274.
[11/08/23 23:03:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 93 days, 11:05:37 is removed from their time toward level 274.
[11/09/23 00:20:54] Joska [1498/2182] has come upon DarwickAK [1150/1675] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:08 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/09/23 10:20:53] [Sanyi] [216/1655] has come upon DarwickAK [1128/1675] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:58:15 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/09/23 20:56:08] [Sanyi] [48/1679] has come upon DarwickAK [86/1675] and realized it was a bad decision! 105 days, 18:15:46 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/10/23 01:31:55] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/23 06:19:32] DarwickAK, Qpe, and [Sanyi] [3768/4562] have team battled luI, 4R0N, and gyilkos [3233/4521] and won! 5 days, 20:18:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/23 06:20:56] DarwickAK [268/1675] has come upon peta [328/1875] and got flexed on in combat! 43 days, 13:33:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/10/23 10:09:31] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 08:06:25 towards level 274.
[11/10/23 11:20:54] DarwickAK [1365/1675] has come upon peta [406/1875] and straight stomped them in combat! 92 days, 03:28:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/10/23 19:04:56] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 22:59:00 is removed from their time toward level 274.
[11/10/23 22:45:34] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 07:25:11 is removed from their time toward level 274.
[11/11/23 04:45:47] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:20:55 towards level 274.
[11/11/23 07:20:52] gyilkos [170/1647] has come upon DarwickAK [484/1675] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 16:33:41 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[11/11/23 22:20:55] DarwickAK [342/1675] has come upon IRPGbot [1394/2183] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 01:42:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/12/23 03:20:55] DarwickAK [380/1675] has come upon IRPGbot [193/2183] and rocked it! 8 days, 21:56:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/12/23 05:10:53] DarwickAK bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:41:53 from level 274.
[11/12/23 13:20:57] DarwickAK [967/1675] has come upon gyilkos [212/1647] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 04:10:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/12/23 18:40:50] Joska, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/23 19:05:31] DarwickAK [208/1675] has come upon 4R0N [753/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:56:32 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/12/23 22:27:50] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 143 with their belt. 0 days, 04:33:29 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 274.
[11/13/23 15:34:41] Qpe, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/23 15:34:55] DarwickAK [763/1675] has come upon 4R0N [961/1279] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 15:24:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/13/23 15:38:23] DarwickAK [1328/1675] has come upon Qpe [639/1208] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 04:31:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/13/23 22:18:56] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 133 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:33:30 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 274.
[11/14/23 00:20:52] DarwickAK [144/1675] has come upon IRPGbot [433/2183] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:58:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/14/23 12:58:30] DarwickAK invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:16 towards level 274.
[11/14/23 15:20:53] DarwickAK [698/1675] has come upon 4R0N [76/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:38:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/14/23 23:03:55] 4R0N [173/1279] has come upon DarwickAK [595/1675] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 57 days, 09:37:22 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[11/15/23 14:02:31] Qpe [1007/1208] has come upon DarwickAK [216/1675] and straight stomped them in combat! 149 days, 01:02:57 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[11/15/23 16:20:54] gyilkos [1244/1701] has come upon DarwickAK [1142/1675] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 08:14:02 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/15/23 19:31:10] DarwickAK misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:48 from level 274.
[11/16/23 12:20:55] DarwickAK [1429/1675] has come upon 4R0N [289/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:26:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/16/23 13:02:09] DarwickAK [850/1675] has come upon Joska [594/2182] and gave em what was coming! 166 days, 10:25:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/16/23 14:56:05] Joska, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/23 17:20:54] DarwickAK [518/1675] has come upon peta [969/1875] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 27 days, 01:34:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/17/23 18:02:58] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 22:49:45 is removed from their time toward level 275.
[11/17/23 18:46:28] Qpe, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/23 17:17:05] 4R0N, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/23 21:01:32] [Sanyi] [1561/1679] has come upon DarwickAK [602/1675] and straight stomped them in combat! 185 days, 02:00:32 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/19/23 15:52:59] Qpe, DarwickAK, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/23 18:10:10] [Sanyi] [362/1679] has come upon DarwickAK [825/1675] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 45 days, 22:30:50 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/19/23 18:40:33] DarwickAK [1152/1675] has come upon Joska [626/2182] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 22:07:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/19/23 18:41:04] DarwickAK [131/1675] has come upon Joska [1787/2182] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 01:22:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/19/23 21:32:44] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:05 towards level 275.
[11/20/23 11:20:52] DarwickAK [634/1675] has come upon Qpe [788/1208] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 14:06:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/20/23 13:30:14] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/23 16:20:55] Qpe [756/1208] has come upon DarwickAK [1547/1675] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 00:46:34 is added to Qpe's clock.
[11/20/23 21:16:58] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:29:48 is removed from their time toward level 275.
[11/21/23 07:49:50] Qpe, [Sanyi], and luI [2660/4522] have team battled DarwickAK, Joska, and gyilkos [699/5582] and won! 0 days, 22:18:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/23 12:20:54] DarwickAK [608/1675] has come upon luI [474/1635] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 13:17:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/21/23 12:20:54] In the fierce battle, luI dropped his level 136 charm! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 115 charm to luI.
[11/21/23 13:26:19] 4R0N, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/23 13:34:53] peta [978/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [214/1696] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 20:17:46 is removed from peta's clock.
[11/21/23 17:20:56] DarwickAK [554/1696] has come upon IRPGbot [472/2212] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 21:21:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/22/23 02:18:37] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:27 towards level 275.
[11/22/23 17:18:43] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:42:18 is removed from their time toward level 275.
[11/22/23 20:59:17] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 16:14:30 is removed from their time toward level 275.
[11/23/23 04:20:54] peta [1276/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [131/1696] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 07:02:47 is removed from peta's clock.
[11/23/23 13:33:59] Qpe, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/23 17:09:52] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:38:54 is removed from their time toward level 275.
[11/23/23 20:13:28] DarwickAK [500/1696] has come upon Qpe [957/1208] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 84 days, 20:35:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/23/23 20:50:27] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 119 days, 00:07:06 is removed from their time toward level 276.
[11/24/23 05:20:54] DarwickAK [1151/1696] has come upon [Sanyi] [719/1679] and straight stomped them in combat! 161 days, 11:00:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/24/23 08:03:32] Joska, luI, and Qpe [1081/5033] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and peta [427/4863] and won! 0 days, 00:48:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/23 10:20:56] gyilkos [500/1696] has come upon DarwickAK [1399/1696] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 08:18:20 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[11/24/23 14:36:15] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:07:00 from level 276.
[11/25/23 08:01:09] 4R0N, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/23 20:32:47] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 08:58:03 is removed from their time toward level 276.
[11/26/23 07:20:56] DarwickAK [215/1696] has come upon Qpe [779/1208] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 22:49:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/26/23 20:23:53] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 25 days, 10:46:43 is removed from their time toward level 276.
[11/26/23 22:20:55] DarwickAK [788/1696] has come upon IRPGbot [1105/2212] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 23:20:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/27/23 06:16:00] Joska, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/23 16:34:22] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 22:13:01 is removed from their time toward level 276.
[11/27/23 23:20:55] DarwickAK [251/1696] has come upon 4R0N [107/1292] and rocked it! 11 days, 15:44:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/28/23 16:25:32] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:25:58 is removed from their time toward level 276.
[11/29/23 16:16:41] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 06:32:46 is removed from their time toward level 276.
[11/29/23 21:56:24] Qpe, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/23 21:56:29] DarwickAK [202/1696] has come upon Qpe [507/1208] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:38:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/30/23 01:20:55] DarwickAK [1634/1696] has come upon Sanyi [108/1694] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 03:55:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/30/23 16:20:53] DarwickAK [613/1696] has come upon luI [1062/1614] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:02:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/01/23 07:20:57] DarwickAK [751/1696] has come upon Joska [435/2211] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:11:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/01/23 11:35:42] DarwickAK got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:09 from level 276.
[12/01/23 19:39:21] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:56:21 is removed from their time toward level 276.
[12/01/23 22:07:25] DarwickAK [856/1696] has come upon Sanyi [484/1694] and straight stomped them in combat! 191 days, 15:37:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/02/23 03:20:54] peta [60/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [1051/1696] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 31 days, 05:12:50 is added to peta's clock.
[12/02/23 04:19:43] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:36:11 from level 277.
[12/02/23 06:06:31] [Sanyi] [1647/1655] has come upon DarwickAK [50/1696] and straight stomped them in combat! 35 days, 21:19:55 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/02/23 06:06:58] [Sanyi] [183/1655] has come upon DarwickAK [421/1696] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 06:55:03 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/02/23 13:20:52] DarwickAK [268/1696] has come upon peta [736/1875] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 12:57:55 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/02/23 15:46:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 11:07:59 from level 277.
[12/03/23 09:20:55] DarwickAK [234/1696] has come upon Qpe [253/1208] and realized it was a bad decision! 36 days, 11:35:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/03/23 19:21:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 12:07:33 is removed from their time toward level 277.
[12/04/23 05:20:53] Joska [443/2211] has come upon DarwickAK [1379/1696] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:16:20 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/04/23 13:28:38] DarwickAK was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:53:36 towards level 277.
[12/04/23 18:58:05] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 15:08:26 towards level 277.
[12/04/23 19:12:40] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 07:34:15 is removed from their time toward level 277.
[12/05/23 16:20:55] luI [45/1614] has come upon DarwickAK [1144/1696] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 118 days, 04:21:02 is added to luI's clock.
[12/06/23 07:20:52] DarwickAK [1358/1696] has come upon Sanyi [370/1694] and straight stomped them in combat! 74 days, 00:17:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/06/23 14:11:08] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:14:02 towards level 277.
[12/06/23 15:14:22] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 18:32:09 is removed from their time toward level 277.
[12/06/23 17:20:57] Sanyi [302/1694] has come upon DarwickAK [1265/1696] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:35:10 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/06/23 21:14:36] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/23 21:25:21] 4R0N, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [4098/4670] have team battled peta, Joska, and Sanyi [2125/5780] and won! 0 days, 03:05:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/23 02:42:44] DarwickAK set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:58:12 from level 277.
[12/07/23 03:20:54] DarwickAK [526/1696] has come upon [Sanyi] [691/1655] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 10:50:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/07/23 08:20:53] gyilkos [1668/1676] has come upon DarwickAK [434/1696] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:04:35 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/07/23 15:05:33] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 18:32:20 is removed from their time toward level 277.
[12/07/23 18:20:55] DarwickAK [687/1696] has come upon Joska [1175/2211] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 22:13:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/08/23 04:20:55] peta [1694/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [1352/1696] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:07:46 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/08/23 14:20:56] DarwickAK [1016/1696] has come upon Joska [2124/2211] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 09:35:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/08/23 14:56:48] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 55. 0 days, 04:36:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 277.
[12/08/23 18:37:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 16:38:25 is removed from their time toward level 277.
[12/09/23 03:45:40] peta, DarwickAK, and luI [3645/5185] have team battled [Sanyi], Joska, and Qpe [2578/5069] and won! 3 days, 13:25:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/23 20:20:56] gyilkos [755/1676] has come upon DarwickAK [1339/1696] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 41 days, 22:37:24 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/10/23 01:20:53] DarwickAK [67/1696] has come upon peta [1286/1875] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 18:34:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/10/23 14:39:04] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 233. 0 days, 04:36:43 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 277.
[12/10/23 21:20:57] DarwickAK [653/1696] has come upon Joska [1774/2225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 15:00:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/11/23 07:20:54] [Sanyi] [651/1655] has come upon DarwickAK [517/1696] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 19:06:59 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/11/23 14:30:12] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 208 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:36:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 277.
[12/11/23 20:48:42] Sanyi, 4R0N, and DarwickAK [553/4698] have team battled Joska, peta, and [Sanyi] [1148/5743] and lost! 6 days, 08:37:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/23 13:20:57] 4R0N [772/1308] has come upon DarwickAK [1137/1696] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 109 days, 18:49:37 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[12/12/23 13:46:55] Sanyi, Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/23 19:50:10] DarwickAK got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:29:12 from level 277.
[12/13/23 09:20:53] DarwickAK [1557/1696] has come upon Qpe [674/1203] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 06:58:51 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/13/23 14:12:21] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 12:59:01 is removed from their time toward level 277.
[12/13/23 17:52:53] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 53 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:36:40 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 277.
[12/13/23 19:20:53] peta [767/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [483/1696] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 07:07:10 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/14/23 14:03:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:11:50 is removed from their time toward level 277.
[12/14/23 17:44:05] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:09:17 is removed from their time toward level 277.
[12/14/23 21:59:03] Qpe, Joska, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/23 06:20:53] DarwickAK [851/1717] has come upon peta [1586/1875] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:00:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/15/23 16:20:55] Joska [1040/2225] has come upon DarwickAK [561/1717] and straight stomped them in combat! 163 days, 16:07:40 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/15/23 23:27:16] DarwickAK [221/1717] has come upon Sanyi [489/1694] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 04:23:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/16/23 17:26:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:07:53 is removed from their time toward level 277.
[12/16/23 17:26:24] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 50. 0 days, 04:36:44 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 277.
[12/17/23 10:59:01] luI, gyilkos, and Qpe [59/4089] have team battled peta, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [2348/5301] and lost! 0 days, 03:19:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/23 21:16:19] luI [1514/1614] has come upon DarwickAK [597/1717] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:47:18 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/18/23 00:03:01] luI [867/1614] has come upon DarwickAK [558/1717] and straight stomped them in combat! 154 days, 16:27:08 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/18/23 14:42:32] Sanyi, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/23 17:59:17] [Sanyi] [818/1643] has come upon DarwickAK [621/1717] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:21:04 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/20/23 01:20:53] 4R0N [500/1757] has come upon DarwickAK [174/1717] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:57:50 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[12/21/23 05:18:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:44:40 from level 277.
[12/21/23 13:01:25] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 562. 0 days, 04:36:54 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 277.
[12/22/23 09:20:18] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/23 10:40:16] luI [1611/1614] has come upon DarwickAK [396/1717] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 02:51:45 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/22/23 23:20:52] luI [728/1614] has come upon DarwickAK [853/1717] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 06:04:31 is added to luI's clock.
[12/23/23 04:20:54] DarwickAK [612/1717] has come upon Sanyi [1201/1709] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:43:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/23/23 07:25:47] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/23 08:19:58] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:44 towards level 277.
[12/24/23 03:02:22] Joska, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/23 11:03:15] DarwickAK [1200/1717] has come upon Qpe [323/1203] and straight stomped them in combat! 152 days, 07:02:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/24/23 16:15:28] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 121 with their belt. 0 days, 04:37:29 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 278.
[12/24/23 20:20:56] DarwickAK [1120/1717] has come upon Sanyi [834/1722] and fucked they ass up! 83 days, 17:26:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/25/23 01:01:12] luI [83/1614] has come upon DarwickAK [1227/1717] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:50:56 is added to luI's clock.
[12/25/23 01:01:21] luI [642/1614] has come upon DarwickAK [1380/1717] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:38:21 is added to luI's clock.
[12/26/23 02:20:54] gyilkos [161/1278] has come upon DarwickAK [1217/1717] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 39 days, 01:55:54 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/26/23 17:20:56] DarwickAK [868/1717] has come upon peta [315/1875] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 11:48:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/27/23 12:08:22] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 22:33:23 is removed from their time toward level 278.
[12/27/23 19:19:53] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/23 19:21:01] DarwickAK [126/1717] has come upon Qpe [948/1203] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:52:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/28/23 03:14:26] DarwickAK [40/1717] has come upon 4R0N [119/1771] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 10:07:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/28/23 05:09:59] Sanyi, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [163/4717] have team battled Qpe, luI, and [Sanyi] [2402/4460] and lost! 1 day, 10:38:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/23 09:20:55] luI [334/1614] has come upon DarwickAK [737/1717] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 161 days, 17:34:04 is added to luI's clock.
[12/28/23 10:23:24] [Sanyi], peta, and gyilkos [4331/4796] have team battled DarwickAK, Joska, and Sanyi [3422/5673] and won! 2 days, 03:11:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/23 11:59:30] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 26. 0 days, 04:37:37 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 278.
[12/28/23 15:40:03] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 3 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:37:03 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 278.
[12/28/23 16:41:47] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/23 18:14:29] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:49 towards level 278.
[12/29/23 15:31:12] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 06:57:40 is removed from their time toward level 278.
[12/30/23 16:20:56] Qpe [24/1203] has come upon DarwickAK [77/1717] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:48:29 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/30/23 16:33:56] Qpe, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/23 07:20:55] DarwickAK [974/1717] has come upon Joska [1848/2234] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:29:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/31/23 14:14:32] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/23 15:13:25] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:16:15 is removed from their time toward level 278.
[12/31/23 19:12:31] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:13 towards level 278.
[12/31/23 22:20:57] Qpe [1009/1211] has come upon DarwickAK [1671/1717] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 16:25:06 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/31/23 22:36:35] DarwickAK [956/1717] has come upon [Sanyi] [1326/1686] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 107 days, 06:32:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/01/24 03:20:54] DarwickAK [139/1717] has come upon 4R0N [300/1771] and got flexed on in combat! 86 days, 07:25:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/01/24 10:10:04] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and peta [2444/5314] have team battled [Sanyi], luI, and gyilkos [3666/4578] and lost! 1 day, 08:09:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/24 15:04:43] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 221 days, 23:03:00 is removed from their time toward level 279.
[01/01/24 18:20:56] Sanyi [1409/1722] has come upon DarwickAK [587/1717] and straight stomped them in combat! 52 days, 12:31:18 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/02/24 04:20:55] peta [1664/1875] has come upon DarwickAK [449/1717] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 18:36:08 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/02/24 09:20:55] DarwickAK [1558/1717] has come upon [Sanyi] [1056/1686] and straight stomped them in combat! 170 days, 04:25:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/02/24 18:38:43] Joska, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/24 23:17:41] Sanyi, 4R0N, and luI [996/5107] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and peta [3254/4870] and lost! 1 day, 03:46:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/24 14:46:56] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 22:50:46 is removed from their time toward level 279.
[01/03/24 18:28:07] Qpe, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/24 10:57:30] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 195. 0 days, 04:38:58 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 279.
[01/04/24 14:38:07] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:19:58 is removed from their time toward level 279.
[01/04/24 17:07:47] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:11:18 from level 279.
[01/04/24 21:47:33] 4R0N, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/24 15:56:23] luI [1321/1614] has come upon DarwickAK [1102/1717] and fucked they ass up! 206 days, 06:15:44 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/05/24 18:11:00] gyilkos [428/1278] has come upon DarwickAK [1673/1717] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 20:14:47 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/06/24 11:16:31] Qpe, Sanyi, and gyilkos [1467/4211] have team battled luI, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [2418/5102] and lost! 0 days, 08:54:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/24 13:20:54] [Sanyi] [1525/1686] has come upon DarwickAK [1293/1717] and gave em what was coming! 263 days, 21:17:03 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/06/24 13:20:54] [Sanyi] has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:20:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/06/24 21:49:47] Qpe, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/24 03:57:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 1 day, 09:01:08 toward level 279.
[01/07/24 06:54:26] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:17 towards level 279.
[01/07/24 09:20:52] DarwickAK [807/1717] has come upon IRPGbot [431/2235] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:11:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/07/24 10:30:53] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:26:52 is removed from their time toward level 279.
[01/08/24 10:20:53] DarwickAK [448/1717] has come upon Sanyi [1541/1722] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:06:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/09/24 01:38:39] DarwickAK [523/1717] has come upon Joska [2202/2234] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:01:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/09/24 10:13:09] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:15:31 is removed from their time toward level 279.
[01/09/24 13:53:44] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:55:57 is removed from their time toward level 279.
[01/10/24 10:04:19] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 19:26:26 is removed from their time toward level 279.
[01/10/24 13:44:52] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:06:51 is removed from their time toward level 279.
[01/10/24 22:20:53] DarwickAK [1050/1717] has come upon Qpe [976/1211] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 13:23:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/11/24 09:55:27] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 92 with their belt. 0 days, 04:38:36 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 279.
[01/11/24 13:20:55] DarwickAK [855/1717] has come upon gyilkos [758/1278] and rocked it! 1 day, 00:48:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/11/24 13:36:10] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:32:40 is removed from their time toward level 279.
[01/11/24 18:20:54] DarwickAK [979/1717] has come upon gyilkos [1088/1278] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:11:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/12/24 02:08:12] DarwickAK [25/1717] has come upon IRPGbot [989/2235] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 22:02:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/12/24 09:20:55] DarwickAK [106/1717] has come upon 4R0N [1576/1771] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 68 days, 00:48:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/12/24 12:24:37] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 36 days, 08:53:39 towards level 280.
[01/12/24 15:54:26] DarwickAK [1716/1717] has come upon Joska [611/2234] and straight stomped them in combat! 212 days, 16:09:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/12/24 19:20:56] Qpe [340/1211] has come upon DarwickAK [4/1717] and straight stomped them in combat! 40 days, 05:39:04 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/13/24 00:20:53] [Sanyi] [482/1686] has come upon DarwickAK [1057/1717] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:39:39 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/13/24 01:59:21] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and luI [3321/4598] have team battled Qpe, [Sanyi], and peta [4550/4772] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/24 05:20:53] DarwickAK [1034/1717] has come upon Joska [2089/2234] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 42 days, 05:21:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/13/24 08:14:10] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], gyilkos, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/24 13:18:18] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 43 days, 06:32:27 is removed from their time toward level 280.
[01/14/24 14:10:26] DarwickAK got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:20:44 from level 280.
[01/14/24 21:20:54] DarwickAK [1703/1717] has come upon peta [1615/1875] and rocked it! 53 days, 08:07:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/15/24 02:20:56] DarwickAK [508/1717] has come upon IRPGbot [1157/2235] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:33:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/15/24 09:19:53] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 02:16:07 is removed from their time toward level 280.
[01/16/24 08:58:21] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/24 11:52:24] Qpe, Joska, and DarwickAK [1503/5162] have team battled Sanyi, gyilkos, and luI [3570/4613] and lost! 1 day, 20:31:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/24 12:51:42] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 08:28:49 is removed from their time toward level 280.
[01/16/24 23:20:54] DarwickAK [899/1706] has come upon Joska [15/2234] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 19:58:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/17/24 09:20:56] DarwickAK [866/1706] has come upon Joska [510/2234] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:05:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/17/24 12:27:58] Joska, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/24 19:20:53] DarwickAK [923/1706] has come upon luI [609/1603] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:28:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/18/24 04:22:50] DarwickAK [1454/1706] has come upon IRPGbot [1321/2235] and rocked it! 54 days, 00:52:24 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/18/24 05:20:55] DarwickAK [1030/1706] has come upon gyilkos [1010/1288] and rocked it! 149 days, 02:42:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/18/24 08:53:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 48 days, 19:07:43 toward level 281.
[01/18/24 10:20:55] DarwickAK [975/1706] has come upon Joska [1763/2234] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 15:43:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/18/24 15:20:52] DarwickAK [1454/1706] has come upon peta [1602/1875] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 06:50:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/18/24 20:20:54] Joska [1124/2234] has come upon DarwickAK [1315/1706] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 05:46:58 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/19/24 06:20:55] gyilkos [392/1288] has come upon DarwickAK [167/1706] and rocked it! 346 days, 10:38:30 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/19/24 16:08:45] luI [342/1603] has come upon DarwickAK [1589/1706] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 90 days, 11:20:46 is added to luI's clock.
[01/19/24 16:20:54] DarwickAK [295/1706] has come upon Sanyi [1079/1722] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 17:23:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/19/24 18:50:04] Qpe, Joska, and gyilkos [29/4723] have team battled [Sanyi], luI, and DarwickAK [2075/4995] and lost! 0 days, 12:04:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/24 12:16:15] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 94 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:40:08 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 281.
[01/20/24 14:31:37] [Sanyi], luI, and Sanyi [4556/5011] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [2682/5711] and won! 0 days, 05:03:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/24 22:20:53] DarwickAK [848/1706] has come upon IRPGbot [1573/2235] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 12:49:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/21/24 08:26:47] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 09:01:31 is removed from their time toward level 281.
[01/21/24 08:37:16] DarwickAK [88/1706] has come upon Qpe [508/1201] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 13:34:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/21/24 12:07:22] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 322 with their belt. 0 days, 04:40:50 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 281.
[01/22/24 00:52:38] Sanyi, luI, and Qpe [2153/4526] have team battled peta, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [664/4888] and won! 0 days, 04:22:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/24 01:32:23] Sanyi, Joska, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/24 08:17:53] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 21:54:35 is removed from their time toward level 281.
[01/23/24 00:10:55] Qpe, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/24 05:20:55] DarwickAK [1275/1706] has come upon luI [1043/1603] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 04:00:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/24/24 01:20:54] DarwickAK [297/1706] has come upon luI [346/1603] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 14:20:59 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/24/24 03:34:23] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/24 08:00:15] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 47. 0 days, 04:40:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 281.
[01/24/24 11:40:45] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:58:26 is removed from their time toward level 281.
[01/25/24 07:51:15] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 19:21:41 is removed from their time toward level 281.
[01/26/24 11:22:54] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:07:17 is removed from their time toward level 281.
[01/26/24 18:20:54] 4R0N [1692/1771] has come upon DarwickAK [48/1706] and straight stomped them in combat! 148 days, 19:12:43 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/27/24 12:02:34] DarwickAK [1132/1706] has come upon Joska [636/2234] and straight stomped them in combat! 176 days, 06:26:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/24 21:19:41] Qpe, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/24 23:13:39] DarwickAK [701/1706] has come upon Joska [1757/2234] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 04:50:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/28/24 18:57:22] DarwickAK [1379/1706] has come upon Qpe [793/1268] and straight stomped them in combat! 55 days, 19:02:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/29/24 01:20:56] DarwickAK [558/1706] has come upon Sanyi [894/1758] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 20:34:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/29/24 06:20:54] gyilkos [622/1319] has come upon DarwickAK [1344/1706] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 12:08:29 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/29/24 10:56:19] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 27 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:41:18 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 282.
[01/29/24 11:20:56] [Sanyi] [124/1642] has come upon DarwickAK [1617/1706] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 09:21:52 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/30/24 02:20:53] DarwickAK [1309/1706] has come upon gyilkos [711/1319] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 20:44:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/30/24 07:20:52] DarwickAK [1338/1706] has come upon Qpe [837/1268] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 01:10:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/30/24 10:47:34] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 206 with their belt. 0 days, 04:41:55 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 282.
[01/31/24 03:20:55] DarwickAK [1622/1706] has come upon [Sanyi] [1556/1650] and rocked it! 5 days, 07:14:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/31/24 10:38:35] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:06:33 is removed from their time toward level 282.
[01/31/24 15:34:58] Joska, DarwickAK, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/24 17:56:05] DarwickAK [140/1706] has come upon [Sanyi] [256/1650] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 111 days, 14:16:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/01/24 19:07:25] Joska, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/24 07:16:21] Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [1328/5590] have team battled Sanyi, Qpe, and gyilkos [1013/4345] and won! 2 days, 16:41:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/24 10:20:55] peta [1847/1866] has come upon DarwickAK [867/1706] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 18:01:49 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/03/24 06:35:53] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 89 days, 18:47:28 is removed from their time toward level 283.
[02/03/24 15:24:47] Sanyi, Joska, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/24 21:20:54] DarwickAK [1414/1706] has come upon [Sanyi] [678/1650] and straight stomped them in combat! 107 days, 12:53:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/04/24 02:20:52] luI [0/1612] has come upon DarwickAK [1154/1706] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:50:59 is added to luI's clock.
[02/04/24 10:07:38] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 09:43:21 is removed from their time toward level 283.
[02/04/24 15:48:43] DarwickAK, gyilkos, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/24 17:20:56] peta [132/1866] has come upon DarwickAK [465/1706] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:56:04 is added to peta's clock.
[02/05/24 06:18:10] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 46. 0 days, 04:42:50 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 283.
[02/05/24 12:36:45] DarwickAK, gyilkos, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/24 14:22:14] peta [1131/1866] has come upon DarwickAK [553/1706] and straight stomped them in combat! 181 days, 12:52:25 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/05/24 19:54:18] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:22:16 from level 283.
[02/05/24 23:20:57] DarwickAK [576/1706] has come upon peta [1225/1866] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 12:35:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/06/24 15:07:49] Qpe, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/24 10:20:53] peta [755/1866] has come upon DarwickAK [181/1706] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 05:57:15 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/07/24 16:29:01] [Sanyi], Sanyi, and gyilkos [3836/4727] have team battled Qpe, DarwickAK, and peta [3055/4840] and won! 0 days, 04:01:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/24 01:20:55] Joska [663/2234] has come upon DarwickAK [193/1706] and straight stomped them in combat! 247 days, 00:33:19 is removed from Joska's clock.
[02/08/24 06:00:30] Sanyi, Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/24 09:00:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 17:51:30 from level 283.
[02/09/24 09:23:03] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 6 with their belt. 0 days, 04:42:26 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 283.
[02/09/24 17:20:54] DarwickAK [193/1706] has come upon Joska [2122/2234] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:02:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/09/24 22:45:22] DarwickAK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:27:58 towards level 283.
[02/10/24 07:38:13] Joska, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [3281/5590] have team battled peta, luI, and 4R0N [3700/5249] and lost! 2 days, 03:15:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/24 08:05:25] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:17 towards level 283.
[02/10/24 08:20:53] DarwickAK [1331/1706] has come upon IRPGbot [1977/2235] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:00:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/24 05:05:06] gyilkos, peta, and DarwickAK [1478/4891] have team battled 4R0N, [Sanyi], and luI [4882/5033] and lost! 2 days, 07:15:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/24 17:08:21] DarwickAK [833/1706] has come upon peta [685/1866] and rocked it! 9 days, 01:14:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/12/24 20:20:54] Joska [211/2234] has come upon DarwickAK [430/1706] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:50:17 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/13/24 01:20:55] gyilkos [1153/1319] has come upon DarwickAK [896/1706] and gave em what was coming! 40 days, 06:44:59 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/13/24 01:36:32] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/24 04:29:25] DarwickAK set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:26:58 from level 283.
[02/13/24 13:00:04] Joska [1318/2234] has come upon DarwickAK [652/1706] and straight stomped them in combat! 178 days, 15:03:23 is removed from Joska's clock.
[02/14/24 04:58:13] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:28:13 is removed from their time toward level 283.
[02/14/24 22:20:53] Sanyi [1069/1758] has come upon DarwickAK [1704/1706] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 08:34:08 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/15/24 01:23:05] DarwickAK sharpened the edge of his weapon! DarwickAK's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/24 04:49:18] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:06:14 is removed from their time toward level 283.
[02/15/24 07:48:20] DarwickAK [1083/1750] has come upon Joska [540/2234] and straight stomped them in combat! 180 days, 07:12:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/15/24 08:17:16] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:17:40 towards level 284.
[02/15/24 13:20:52] DarwickAK [1213/1750] has come upon Sanyi [156/1758] and straight stomped them in combat! 63 days, 01:32:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/15/24 13:20:52] DarwickAK has dealt Sanyi a Critical Strike! 3 days, 06:23:19 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/16/24 00:39:30] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/24 04:40:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:54:26 is removed from their time toward level 284.
[02/16/24 08:20:57] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 104 damage. 0 days, 04:43:36 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 284.
[02/16/24 19:20:55] DarwickAK [962/1750] has come upon Qpe [365/1268] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 08:22:54 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/16/24 20:10:39] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:32:31 from level 284.
[02/16/24 22:04:53] DarwickAK was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:14:05 from level 284.
[02/17/24 00:20:53] DarwickAK [184/1750] has come upon luI [209/1612] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 06:41:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/17/24 00:55:25] Qpe, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/24 08:12:03] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 125. 0 days, 04:43:39 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 284.
[02/17/24 14:59:22] DarwickAK grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:53 towards level 284.
[02/17/24 15:20:53] Qpe [701/1268] has come upon DarwickAK [1351/1750] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 95 days, 18:21:23 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/18/24 05:52:56] Qpe, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/24 11:26:27] Sanyi, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [642/4827] have team battled Joska, [Sanyi], and peta [488/5768] and won! 0 days, 18:04:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 07:20:53] DarwickAK [402/1750] has come upon [Sanyi] [1079/1668] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:28:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/20/24 18:50:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 01:42:29 from level 284.
[02/21/24 03:55:54] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 647. 0 days, 04:43:37 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 284.
[02/21/24 07:36:29] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 14:00:41 is removed from their time toward level 284.
[02/22/24 04:22:29] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/24 06:02:34] DarwickAK walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:07 from level 284.
[02/22/24 07:21:46] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:56 towards level 284.
[02/22/24 20:19:39] DarwickAK [180/1750] has come upon [Sanyi] [710/1668] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 112 days, 09:57:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/22/24 21:22:11] DarwickAK stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 42 days, 12:30:01 towards level 285.
[02/23/24 03:38:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 30 days, 22:32:44 is removed from their time toward level 285.
[02/23/24 04:46:53] DarwickAK [339/1750] has come upon Qpe [281/1268] and rocked it! 181 days, 09:57:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/24/24 02:20:54] DarwickAK [389/1750] has come upon Sanyi [1273/1758] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 54 days, 19:08:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/24/24 06:44:33] Qpe, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/24 08:20:56] DarwickAK [16/1750] has come upon gyilkos [1006/1319] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 55 days, 02:22:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/26/24 01:55:56] Joska, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/24 16:56:31] luI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [486/4681] have team battled 4R0N, Joska, and Sanyi [5694/5829] and lost! 0 days, 11:05:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/24 19:20:56] DarwickAK [261/1750] has come upon 4R0N [1816/1837] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 01:53:37 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/27/24 03:02:43] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 254 damage. 0 days, 04:44:45 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 285.
[02/27/24 05:20:53] DarwickAK [154/1750] has come upon Sanyi [292/1758] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 74 days, 04:56:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/27/24 06:43:17] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 3. 0 days, 04:44:10 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 285.
[02/27/24 10:31:28] 4R0N, luI, and Qpe [2789/4717] have team battled Sanyi, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [1589/4827] and won! 2 days, 17:33:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/24 02:12:31] Sanyi, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/24 02:12:49] DarwickAK [273/1750] has come upon Sanyi [1191/1758] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 78 days, 19:37:41 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/28/24 02:20:01] DarwickAK [10/1750] has come upon 4R0N [1004/1837] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 61 days, 06:56:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/28/24 02:53:48] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 16 days, 09:17:16 is removed from their time toward level 285.
[02/28/24 02:53:48] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 243. 0 days, 04:44:43 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 285.
[02/29/24 02:44:55] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 136. 0 days, 04:44:58 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 285.
[02/29/24 06:25:27] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 24 days, 20:21:18 is removed from their time toward level 285.
[02/29/24 16:21:29] Sanyi, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/29/24 17:07:39] [Sanyi] [839/1668] has come upon DarwickAK [362/1750] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 14:47:16 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/29/24 22:20:57] DarwickAK [292/1699] has come upon IRPGbot [207/2235] and fucked they ass up! 42 days, 18:01:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/29/24 23:25:15] peta [1135/1866] has come upon DarwickAK [729/1699] and straight stomped them in combat! 188 days, 06:42:01 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/01/24 02:36:02] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 15 days, 08:59:10 is removed from their time toward level 285.
[03/01/24 02:36:02] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 79 with their belt. 0 days, 04:44:46 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 285.
[03/01/24 05:53:19] 4R0N, luI, and peta [3388/5315] have team battled Sanyi, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [3306/5241] and won! 0 days, 23:40:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 13:20:52] DarwickAK [1193/1699] has come upon gyilkos [84/1319] and straight stomped them in combat! 108 days, 15:24:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/01/24 23:20:53] luI [247/1612] has come upon DarwickAK [572/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 55 days, 06:26:45 is added to luI's clock.
[03/02/24 06:07:36] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 19:06:55 is removed from their time toward level 285.
[03/02/24 17:28:28] DarwickAK [1241/1699] has come upon 4R0N [1033/1837] and rocked it! 15 days, 09:54:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/02/24 19:20:53] luI [333/1612] has come upon DarwickAK [187/1699] and rocked it! 125 days, 18:50:41 is removed from luI's clock.
[03/03/24 00:20:53] DarwickAK [224/1699] has come upon Joska [1663/2250] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 07:39:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/03/24 20:20:56] DarwickAK [1236/1699] has come upon [Sanyi] [1208/1724] and rocked it! 21 days, 10:43:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/03/24 21:07:34] 4R0N [810/1837] has come upon DarwickAK [1206/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 63 days, 06:32:47 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[03/04/24 00:17:05] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:54 towards level 285.
[03/04/24 02:09:21] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 591 with their belt. 0 days, 04:44:34 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 285.
[03/04/24 21:11:17] Joska, DarwickAK, and luI [20/5561] have team battled [Sanyi], gyilkos, and peta [2321/4917] and lost! 1 day, 07:04:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/24 00:07:26] Qpe, Joska, and peta [980/5407] have team battled gyilkos, luI, and DarwickAK [650/4630] and won! 6 days, 10:37:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/24 06:44:06] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and gyilkos [2970/4855] have team battled luI, Qpe, and Joska [2612/5145] and won! 1 day, 11:22:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/24 07:20:57] [Sanyi] [1015/1724] has come upon DarwickAK [1017/1699] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 11:19:26 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/05/24 12:20:54] DarwickAK [919/1699] has come upon IRPGbot [2104/2251] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:35:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/05/24 17:20:56] Sanyi [121/1818] has come upon DarwickAK [581/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:13:40 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/05/24 21:58:22] Sanyi, Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/24 21:58:58] [Sanyi] [351/1724] has come upon DarwickAK [1496/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 17:12:24 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/06/24 01:27:39] DarwickAK got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:07:37 from level 285.
[03/06/24 05:32:17] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:27:08 is removed from their time toward level 285.
[03/06/24 23:20:54] [Sanyi] [1626/1724] has come upon DarwickAK [264/1699] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 15:53:02 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/06/24 23:21:16] Qpe, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/24 09:01:58] DarwickAK [78/1699] has come upon Joska [783/2250] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:27:43 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/07/24 13:06:09] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:47 towards level 285.
[03/08/24 05:14:30] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 69 with their belt. 0 days, 04:44:23 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 285.
[03/09/24 01:25:04] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:14:30 is removed from their time toward level 285.
[03/09/24 04:44:32] Sanyi, Joska, DarwickAK, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/24 17:50:38] DarwickAK [220/1699] has come upon peta [1423/1874] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 107 days, 07:42:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/09/24 21:20:57] Sanyi [331/1818] has come upon DarwickAK [251/1699] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 12:59:51 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/10/24 01:16:15] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 26 days, 18:05:06 is removed from their time toward level 286.
[03/10/24 01:46:37] DarwickAK, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [4248/5241] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and 4R0N [547/5370] and won! 0 days, 00:04:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/24 01:07:24] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 88 days, 14:39:21 is removed from their time toward level 286.
[03/11/24 08:20:53] peta [1846/1874] has come upon DarwickAK [1529/1699] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:22:36 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/11/24 18:08:40] DarwickAK [1382/1699] has come upon Joska [181/2250] and straight stomped them in combat! 174 days, 23:32:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/24 18:20:53] 4R0N [1188/1837] has come upon DarwickAK [3/1699] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 10:38:55 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[03/12/24 00:58:36] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 23 with their belt. 0 days, 04:45:56 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 286.
[03/12/24 04:39:09] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 09:27:34 is removed from their time toward level 286.
[03/12/24 09:20:53] DarwickAK [367/1699] has come upon [Sanyi] [1473/1724] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 13:38:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/12/24 14:20:55] gyilkos [1102/1319] has come upon DarwickAK [1415/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 02:04:13 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/13/24 00:20:52] DarwickAK [444/1699] has come upon luI [1201/1637] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 40 days, 04:58:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/13/24 00:49:45] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 81. 0 days, 04:45:25 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 286.
[03/13/24 20:20:52] Qpe [195/1283] has come upon DarwickAK [361/1699] and realized it was a bad decision! 24 days, 03:44:36 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/14/24 01:20:56] Qpe [269/1283] has come upon DarwickAK [264/1699] and fucked they ass up! 59 days, 21:06:42 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[03/14/24 04:18:55] Sanyi, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/24 04:18:55] [Sanyi] [683/1724] has come upon DarwickAK [1003/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 14:56:37 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/14/24 04:19:09] [Sanyi] [123/1724] has come upon DarwickAK [1133/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 01:43:10 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/14/24 21:20:53] [Sanyi] [204/1724] has come upon DarwickAK [960/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 12:59:57 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/14/24 23:50:50] Qpe, luI, and Joska [1417/5170] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos [4720/4742] and lost! 2 days, 09:57:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/24 09:13:37] DarwickAK [660/1699] has come upon Sanyi [1532/1818] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 50 days, 06:35:07 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/15/24 15:57:49] DarwickAK met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 08:28:08 from level 286.
[03/15/24 22:20:53] DarwickAK [1496/1699] has come upon gyilkos [1007/1319] and straight stomped them in combat! 125 days, 23:57:43 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/16/24 00:22:57] DarwickAK decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 306 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 04:45:27 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 286.
[03/17/24 15:56:56] DarwickAK was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:43:52 from level 286.
[03/17/24 19:20:53] DarwickAK [533/1699] has come upon gyilkos [339/1262] and rocked it! 39 days, 13:31:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/19/24 16:52:04] Qpe, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/24 23:38:35] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:53:18 is removed from their time toward level 286.
[03/21/24 04:59:30] DarwickAK was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:59:22 from level 286.
[03/21/24 13:20:54] Joska [1493/2259] has come upon DarwickAK [1162/1699] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 03:07:07 is removed from Joska's clock.
[03/21/24 13:57:28] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/24 04:20:57] DarwickAK [1351/1699] has come upon Joska [894/2259] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 07:43:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/22/24 08:18:11] DarwickAK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:08 towards level 286.
[03/22/24 21:01:44] peta [1760/1874] has come upon DarwickAK [1560/1699] and fucked they ass up! 190 days, 09:49:13 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/23/24 00:20:57] DarwickAK [35/1699] has come upon Sanyi [259/1818] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:42:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/23/24 02:21:19] DarwickAK got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:12:55 from level 286.
[03/23/24 03:01:31] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:32:19 is removed from their time toward level 286.
[03/23/24 06:35:33] DarwickAK [1212/1699] has come upon Sanyi [190/1818] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 07:12:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/23/24 23:12:08] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:19:21 is removed from their time toward level 286.
[03/24/24 00:40:20] DarwickAK [310/1699] has come upon peta [1494/1874] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 107 days, 17:03:45 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/24/24 02:52:42] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 348. 0 days, 04:46:52 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 287.
[03/24/24 12:13:12] Sanyi, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/24 12:22:19] DarwickAK [769/1699] has come upon Sanyi [1813/1818] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 123 days, 17:05:00 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/24/24 13:11:17] DarwickAK [1063/1699] has come upon 4R0N [476/1837] and straight stomped them in combat! 172 days, 18:42:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/24/24 23:35:29] DarwickAK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 16:07:12 towards level 287.
[03/25/24 09:47:24] DarwickAK bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 19 days, 21:30:41 from level 287.
[03/25/24 23:03:48] Qpe, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/24 18:20:55] DarwickAK [1289/1699] has come upon IRPGbot [578/2260] and straight stomped them in combat! 35 days, 21:37:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/27/24 07:02:29] [Sanyi] [1360/1684] has come upon DarwickAK [924/1699] and straight stomped them in combat! 202 days, 11:29:59 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/28/24 00:20:54] Joska [104/2259] has come upon DarwickAK [1309/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 05:54:34 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/28/24 10:20:53] DarwickAK [185/1699] has come upon [Sanyi] [1464/1684] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 59 days, 14:44:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/28/24 11:14:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DarwickAK with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 05:05:32 from level 287.
[03/28/24 22:43:46] Sanyi, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/24 10:47:46] luI, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [3651/5083] have team battled 4R0N, Sanyi, and Qpe [2482/5414] and won! 0 days, 03:47:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/24 16:02:38] DarwickAK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 23:22:33 towards level 287.
[03/29/24 22:18:42] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 50 days, 19:45:08 is removed from their time toward level 287.
[04/01/24 10:20:53] 4R0N [33/1837] has come upon DarwickAK [1511/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:55:56 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[04/02/24 01:20:54] peta [300/1354] has come upon DarwickAK [210/1699] and gave em what was coming! 138 days, 18:57:34 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/02/24 02:11:01] DarwickAK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:51:18 towards level 287.
[04/02/24 03:11:47] 4R0N [926/1837] has come upon DarwickAK [1112/1699] and got flexed on in combat! 64 days, 01:44:48 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[04/02/24 05:21:39] 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Darwick [2105/5256] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [3744/4750] and lost! 0 days, 05:06:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/24 10:18:37] [Sanyi] [1315/1672] has come upon DarwickAK [1304/1699] and fucked they ass up! 203 days, 04:32:23 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/02/24 22:43:18] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 42 days, 00:53:44 is removed from their time toward level 287.
[04/03/24 02:23:51] yar, DarwickAK fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 226. 0 days, 04:46:00 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 287.
[04/03/24 07:20:54] peta [645/1354] has come upon DarwickAK [1295/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 16:25:08 is added to peta's clock.
[04/03/24 10:01:46] gyilkos [226/1278] has come upon DarwickAK [1415/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 04:56:22 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/03/24 14:49:21] DarwickAK ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:07:13 from level 287.
[04/03/24 20:23:51] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], gyilkos, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/24 07:09:36] Darwick [196/1720] has come upon DarwickAK [1297/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:50:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/04/24 18:20:54] gyilkos [82/1278] has come upon DarwickAK [1311/1699] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 19:31:02 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/05/24 21:28:52] Sanyi, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/24 15:20:53] DarwickAK [640/1699] has come upon Darwick [1254/1720] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 21:58:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/06/24 16:43:51] Joska [1344/2259] has come upon DarwickAK [305/1699] and straight stomped them in combat! 184 days, 17:29:58 is removed from Joska's clock.
[04/06/24 18:28:15] Sanyi, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/24 00:07:22] Qpe [784/1694] has come upon DarwickAK [964/1699] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 91 days, 06:32:46 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/07/24 05:30:03] DarwickAK discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:41:26 towards level 287.
[04/07/24 22:26:37] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:52:44 towards level 287.
[04/08/24 06:33:54] DarwickAK burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DarwickAK's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/08/24 07:20:55] peta [675/1354] has come upon DarwickAK [783/1685] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 14 days, 13:54:50 is added to peta's clock.
[04/08/24 11:15:30] DarwickAK found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:18:34 towards level 287.
[04/08/24 13:09:27] Sanyi, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/24 15:31:45] luI [795/1700] has come upon DarwickAK [1064/1685] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 23:58:07 is added to luI's clock.
[04/08/24 21:50:05] DarwickAK the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 79 with their belt. 0 days, 04:46:44 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 287.
[04/09/24 00:18:13] DarwickAK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:37:47 from level 287.
[04/09/24 01:30:36] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:03:47 is removed from their time toward level 287.
[04/09/24 14:11:43] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], peta, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/24 18:20:53] Sanyi [1566/1809] has come upon DarwickAK [1460/1685] and gave em what was coming! 19 days, 01:24:35 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/09/24 18:20:53] Sanyi has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:46:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/09/24 23:20:54] gyilkos [1023/1278] has come upon DarwickAK [1614/1685] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:10:03 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/10/24 09:38:21] DarwickAK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:22:38 towards level 287.
[04/10/24 15:18:25] Darwick, Qpe, and Sanyi [3852/5223] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [5784/5793] and lost! 1 day, 10:27:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/24 01:12:48] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 19:35:46 is removed from their time toward level 287.
[04/11/24 12:38:05] DarwickAK broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:38:24 from level 287.
[04/11/24 13:15:40] DarwickAK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:51 towards level 287.
[04/11/24 15:05:57] Sanyi, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/24 15:06:02] gyilkos [477/1278] has come upon DarwickAK [37/1685] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:37:32 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/11/24 15:12:10] gyilkos [689/1278] has come upon DarwickAK [614/1685] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 22:08:56 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/12/24 01:03:52] DarwickAK has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 08:11:52 is removed from their time toward level 287.
[04/12/24 11:20:55] Joska [476/2271] has come upon DarwickAK [1236/1685] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 12:35:43 is added to Joska's clock.
[04/12/24 13:53:48] Qpe, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/24 19:52:20] Sanyi [1545/1809] has come upon DarwickAK [955/1685] and straight stomped them in combat! 209 days, 13:53:59 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/13/24 00:55:08] DarwickAK ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 95 damage. 0 days, 04:46:48 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 287.
[04/13/24 14:06:19] DarwickAK, Darwick, gyilkos, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/24 18:20:55] DarwickAK [412/1685] has come upon [Sanyi] [677/1672] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 13:07:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/24 14:20:55] DarwickAK [1103/1685] has come upon [Sanyi] [1287/1672] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 10:14:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/24 19:20:56] DarwickAK [1304/1685] has come upon Joska [832/2271] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:50:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/16/24 05:07:19] DarwickAK [1547/1685] has come upon Darwick [809/1729] and straight stomped them in combat! 180 days, 04:02:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/16/24 06:11:45] Darwick, Qpe, and Sanyi [422/5232] have team battled gyilkos, Joska, and DarwickAK [4253/5234] and lost! 0 days, 12:57:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/24 10:20:55] DarwickAK [505/1685] has come upon Darwick [1002/1729] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 35 days, 19:32:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/16/24 20:18:37] DarwickAK was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:21:40 from level 288.
[04/17/24 00:19:33] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 54. 0 days, 04:47:32 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 288.
[04/17/24 03:09:00] Sanyi, Joska, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/24 06:20:53] [Sanyi] [693/1672] has come upon DarwickAK [545/1685] and fucked they ass up! 29 days, 04:59:56 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/17/24 20:30:09] lawlerskates!1 DarwickAK has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 42. 0 days, 04:47:19 is added to DarwickAK's timer towards level 288.
[04/17/24 21:20:57] DarwickAK [306/1685] has come upon Sanyi [565/1809] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 44 days, 22:09:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/18/24 03:11:06] Qpe, Joska, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/24 17:20:53] DarwickAK [653/1685] has come upon IRPGbot [956/2272] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 03:03:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/24 04:24:41] Qpe, DarwickAK, Darwick, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/24 04:46:03] Darwick [327/1729] has come upon DarwickAK [302/1685] and rocked it! 6 days, 00:54:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/19/24 08:20:53] DarwickAK [841/1685] has come upon [Sanyi] [392/1672] and straight stomped them in combat! 67 days, 13:20:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/24 20:12:24] DarwickAK receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 02:12:07 is removed from their time toward level 288.
[04/19/24 23:20:56] Joska [1558/2271] has come upon DarwickAK [1536/1685] and fucked they ass up! 236 days, 16:15:11 is removed from Joska's clock.
[04/20/24 09:20:53] DarwickAK [99/1685] has come upon Darwick [1161/1729] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 14:56:57 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/20/24 14:20:55] Darwick [402/1729] has come upon DarwickAK [354/1685] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 12:50:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/20/24 20:35:19] Joska, Qpe, and [Sanyi] [1900/5637] have team battled Sanyi, peta, and DarwickAK [4206/4861] and lost! 9 days, 13:55:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/24 20:36:44] DarwickAK has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:58:06 from level 288.
[04/21/24 10:20:52] DarwickAK [250/1685] has come upon [Sanyi] [1341/1672] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 02:47:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/21/24 20:20:52] DarwickAK [149/1685] has come upon IRPGbot [369/2272] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 01:19:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/22/24 16:03:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DarwickAK 21 days, 10:53:06 toward level 288.
[04/22/24 21:20:57] Qpe [1341/1694] has come upon DarwickAK [1002/1685] and straight stomped them in combat! 71 days, 00:39:30 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[04/23/24 02:36:08] DarwickAK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:16:03 from level 288.