#idlerpg.hu Idle RPG

Player Info

User: Darwick
Class: IdleWarrior
Admin?: Yes
Level: 224
Next level: 12 days, 02:09:08
Status: Online
Host: Darwick!darwick@Sounds.of.the.UnderGround.Hu
Account Created: Sat Nov 2 23:42:15 2013
Last login: Wed Jul 21 19:54:30 2021
Total time idled: 2916 days, 01:49:34
Current position: [1,261]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 152
boots: 277 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 66
gloves: 73
helm: 72
leggings: 87
ring: 73
shield: 125
tunic: 86 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 458 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1469

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 28 days, 14:21:07
nick: None
part: 14 days, 00:00:00
quest: 535 days, 23:02:55
quit: 40 days, 00:46:04

total: 618 days, 14:10:06

Character Modifiers

[11/03/13 00:43:28] kocka [1/2] has challenged Darwick [14/15] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/03/13 00:52:23] Darwick [1/20] has challenged IRPGbot [8/20] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/03/13 01:21:51] koszik [2/4] has challenged Darwick [25/30] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to koszik's clock.
[11/03/13 01:41:14] Darwick [29/31] has challenged kocka [7/21] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/03/13 04:02:26] Darwick [55/72] has challenged IRPGbot [2/67] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/03/13 05:39:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 00:01:21 toward level 13.
[11/03/13 05:41:24] Darwick [9/105] has challenged IRPGbot [77/97] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/03/13 09:49:42] Darwick [93/137] has challenged kocka [24/83] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/03/13 09:57:56] kocka [67/99] has challenged Darwick [122/137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/03/13 13:34:22] Darwick [66/149] has challenged kocka [93/102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/03/13 14:10:06] kocka [56/125] has challenged Darwick [87/149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/04/13 03:06:24] koszik [117/174] has challenged Darwick [129/203] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to koszik's clock.
[11/04/13 11:34:28] gyilkos [3/8] has challenged Darwick [133/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[11/04/13 17:15:15] Darwick [186/217] has challenged koszik [12/195] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/04/13 23:35:24] Darwick [139/227] has challenged hapi [86/90] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/05/13 06:56:22] Darwick [6/227] has challenged hapi [55/145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/05/13 11:39:09] kurvaanyad [3/4] has challenged Darwick [9/227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/05/13 16:48:20] Darwick [36/227] has challenged hapi [31/153] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/06/13 03:07:58] Darwick [44/235] has challenged endre [54/180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/06/13 07:55:31] Reggie, kocka, and koszik [134/652] have team battled hapi, endre, and Darwick [552/620] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/13 13:32:59] Darwick and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/13 15:27:08] endre [137/206] has challenged Darwick [43/235] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from endre's clock.
[11/06/13 16:11:32] Darwick [85/235] has challenged koszik [71/236] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/06/13 17:21:31] kocka [98/247] has come upon Darwick [23/235] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/06/13 18:19:54] md5 [4/259] has come upon Darwick [7/235] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to md5's clock.
[11/06/13 20:36:03] gyilkos [81/201] has come upon Darwick [111/235] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[11/06/13 21:29:30] Darwick and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/13 23:09:56] m00 [3/7] has come upon Darwick [143/235] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to m00's clock.
[11/07/13 04:54:25] Darwick [75/254] has come upon kurvaanyad [7/160] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/07/13 14:40:17] budosroman and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/13 14:50:35] Darwick [251/255] has come upon DarwickAK [25/186] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:13:24 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/07/13 16:42:08] budosroman and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/13 17:44:55] Darwick [62/259] has come upon Reggie [92/217] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/08/13 09:28:36] DarwickAK [227/248] has come upon Darwick [107/259] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:32:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/08/13 11:30:28] Darwick [121/280] has come upon endre [123/261] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/08/13 18:17:30] gyilkos and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/13 20:10:30] md5 [245/405] has come upon Darwick [138/280] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:19:39 is removed from md5's clock.
[11/08/13 23:52:30] m00 [223/240] has come upon Darwick [236/280] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to m00's clock.
[11/09/13 00:15:24] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:42 towards level 34.
[11/09/13 00:30:14] Darwick [144/280] has come upon DarwickAK [118/262] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:23:08 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/09/13 05:37:44] Darwick [304/312] has come upon gyilkos [207/283] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/09/13 08:19:48] m00 [197/254] has come upon Darwick [41/312] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:44:00 is removed from m00's clock.
[11/09/13 12:44:46] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 0. 0 days, 00:34:54 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 35.
[11/09/13 21:27:08] gyilkos, endre, and Sanyi [50/763] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and Reggie [651/856] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/13 00:29:14] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 11. 0 days, 00:34:21 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 35.
[11/10/13 03:19:51] Darwick [8/312] has come upon Sanyi [50/179] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/10/13 18:40:11] Sanyi [94/203] has come upon Darwick [105/312] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/11/13 07:03:04] Darwick [97/312] has come upon IRPGbot [115/399] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/11/13 14:18:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:48:23 is removed from their time toward level 37.
[11/11/13 21:55:56] md5 [62/437] has come upon Darwick [63/312] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to md5's clock.
[11/12/13 00:58:38] Darwick and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/13 12:42:09] Darwick [78/317] has come upon kocka [92/331] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/12/13 13:34:36] endre, Reggie, and DarwickAK [742/905] have team battled md5, Darwick, and kurvaanyad [538/1049] and won! 0 days, 00:37:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/13 18:31:39] m00 [1/299] has come upon Darwick [241/317] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:33:47 is added to m00's clock.
[11/13/13 01:23:55] Darwick [166/317] has come upon budosroman [255/438] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:43:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/13/13 04:45:17] DarwickAK [15/302] has come upon Darwick [274/317] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/13/13 06:48:43] gyilkos [309/387] has come upon Darwick [41/322] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/13/13 06:48:43] gyilkos has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:58:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/13/13 16:25:54] Darwick [110/322] has come upon m00 [266/301] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:04:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/13/13 19:58:39] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:24 towards level 38.
[11/14/13 06:06:34] Darwick, md5, and gyilkos [1099/1177] have team battled Sanyi, m00, and endre [598/975] and won! 0 days, 00:15:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/13 07:06:36] Darwick [268/356] has come upon md5 [146/464] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:38:21 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/14/13 07:08:01] budosroman [87/441] has come upon Darwick [55/356] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[11/14/13 13:51:12] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 23. 0 days, 00:38:07 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 39.
[11/15/13 09:39:32] Reggie [140/402] has come upon Darwick [31/356] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[11/15/13 14:12:27] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:34:25 is removed from their time toward level 39.
[11/15/13 20:00:32] Darwick [235/356] has come upon gyilkos [112/391] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/16/13 18:13:38] Jantoku [18/99] has come upon Darwick [339/356] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:04:48 is added to Jantoku's clock.
[11/16/13 22:04:37] Reggie [286/402] has come upon Darwick [255/356] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[11/16/13 23:07:04] kocka [46/336] has come upon Darwick [135/356] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/17/13 14:47:17] Darwick [24/367] has come upon budosroman [134/441] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/17/13 17:35:02] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 16:18:07 is removed from their time toward level 41.
[11/17/13 19:15:48] md5 [326/468] has come upon Darwick [160/367] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from md5's clock.
[11/18/13 12:58:41] kocka, koszik, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/13 18:39:04] DarwickAK [227/314] has come upon Darwick [148/367] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:41:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/18/13 20:46:48] Darwick [362/367] has come upon budosroman [129/441] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:45:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/19/13 03:36:28] Darwick [328/393] has come upon budosroman [430/441] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/19/13 09:43:21] budosroman and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/13 13:33:35] DarwickAK [138/339] has come upon Darwick [132/393] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:26:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/20/13 15:21:37] budosroman and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/13 01:44:48] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:11:02 is removed from their time toward level 42.
[11/21/13 01:44:48] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 15 with their belt. 0 days, 00:41:02 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 42.
[11/21/13 18:09:41] Darwick [172/393] has come upon m00 [407/413] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:07:30 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/21/13 19:36:44] Joska [82/182] has come upon Darwick [28/393] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:22:34 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/22/13 01:35:52] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 32. 0 days, 00:42:07 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 43.
[11/22/13 02:33:39] kurvaanyad, m00, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/13 02:33:39] Darwick [323/393] has come upon kurvaanyad [86/342] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:17:54 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/22/13 02:34:46] Darwick [307/393] has come upon kurvaanyad [248/342] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:46:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/22/13 02:34:46] Darwick has dealt kurvaanyad a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:59:20 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/22/13 05:16:24] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:37:07 is removed from their time toward level 43.
[11/22/13 08:48:47] Joska [169/206] has come upon Darwick [3/393] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:35:14 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/22/13 13:29:18] GDI [122/236] has come upon Darwick [59/393] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:54:59 is removed from GDI's clock.
[11/22/13 22:38:48] Reggie, gyilkos, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/13 23:38:13] Kiinga [78/242] has come upon Darwick [261/393] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/23/13 12:54:05] GDI, Kiinga, and Darwick [334/873] have team battled budosroman, endre, and m00 [554/1306] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/13 13:05:21] Darwick [138/393] has come upon m00 [120/431] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/23/13 16:03:32] GDI, Joska, and Sanyi [549/836] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and kurvaanyad [869/1074] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/13 16:33:24] Kiinga [55/254] has come upon Darwick [298/393] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/23/13 20:03:58] idlerlogger [11/25] has come upon Darwick [100/393] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to idlerlogger's clock.
[11/23/13 20:26:26] idlerlogger [9/33] has come upon Darwick [357/393] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to idlerlogger's clock.
[11/24/13 13:09:40] Edina [70/231] has come upon Darwick [73/393] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Edina's clock.
[11/24/13 14:03:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 1 day, 09:27:21 toward level 44.
[11/25/13 04:49:16] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:42:57 is removed from their time toward level 44.
[11/25/13 07:21:32] Darwick [295/405] has come upon gyilkos [310/437] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:53:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/27/13 10:11:50] m00, Sanyi, Darwick, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/13 13:50:15] Joska [194/269] has come upon Darwick [313/405] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Joska's clock.
[11/27/13 14:46:58] m00 [340/439] has come upon Darwick [265/405] and rocked it! 0 days, 09:20:33 is removed from m00's clock.
[11/28/13 00:41:51] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:35:10 is removed from their time toward level 45.
[11/28/13 04:50:52] endre, gyilkos, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/13 07:32:47] CaptianObvious [39/191] has come upon Darwick [156/405] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/28/13 09:03:40] kurvaanyad stole Darwick's level 53 tunic while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 39 tunic behind, which Darwick then takes.
[11/28/13 20:22:20] Darwick [328/390] has come upon DarwickAK [58/340] and rocked it! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/29/13 03:15:06] kurvaanyad, Sanyi, Reggie, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/13 05:49:19] Darwick [188/390] has come upon endre [239/454] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:51:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/29/13 08:44:04] Darwick [262/390] has come upon Joska [242/269] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 06:25:21 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/30/13 01:49:20] Darwick [271/390] has come upon IRPGbot [352/634] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:47:06 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/30/13 05:48:11] CaptianObvious [269/297] has come upon Darwick [131/390] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:21:24 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/30/13 08:49:42] kurvaanyad, m00, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/13 11:49:18] gyilkos [440/476] has come upon Darwick [42/390] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/30/13 15:24:56] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 22 with their belt. 0 days, 00:45:03 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 46.
[12/01/13 19:48:03] Darwick [127/398] has come upon budosroman [363/531] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/02/13 08:49:21] Darwick [273/398] has come upon Joska [42/303] and rocked it! 0 days, 11:35:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/02/13 10:01:18] budosroman, kurvaanyad, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/13 12:35:15] Darwick and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/13 15:06:56] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 12:00:34 is removed from their time toward level 47.
[12/02/13 22:45:25] endre [247/450] has come upon Darwick [208/398] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from endre's clock.
[12/03/13 22:55:21] Darwick [211/398] has come upon endre [432/450] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:31:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/04/13 01:47:27] budosroman [520/531] has come upon Darwick [332/398] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 14:34:58 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[12/04/13 01:47:27] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 37 set of leggings! budosroman picks it up, tossing his old level 17 set of leggings to Darwick.
[12/04/13 06:50:24] Darwick [171/378] has come upon md5 [121/696] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:54:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/04/13 10:49:21] Darwick [59/378] has come upon Edina [244/345] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 09:18:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/04/13 15:11:15] Sanyi, Reggie, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/13 11:49:21] Darwick [240/378] has come upon gyilkos [235/476] and rocked it! 0 days, 09:31:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/05/13 13:57:22] GDI, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/13 14:39:49] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:46:22 is removed from their time toward level 48.
[12/05/13 17:51:57] kocka [145/388] has come upon Darwick [346/378] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/06/13 02:49:21] Darwick [158/378] has come upon Sanyi [122/432] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 04:27:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/06/13 08:47:20] Kiinga, koszik, and Sanyi [991/1230] have team battled m00, Darwick, and Joska [331/1153] and won! 0 days, 01:51:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/13 19:12:11] m00, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/13 20:37:28] m00 [235/523] has come upon Darwick [64/386] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 14:34:58 is removed from m00's clock.
[12/06/13 22:49:18] Darwick [59/386] has come upon Joska [56/375] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:06:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/07/13 05:48:11] Darwick set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:03 from level 48.
[12/07/13 11:04:25] Darwick [325/399] has come upon gyilkos [420/509] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/08/13 04:49:20] Darwick [319/399] has come upon md5 [266/697] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:02:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/08/13 14:12:52] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 02:38:35 is removed from their time toward level 49.
[12/08/13 16:46:33] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/13 00:49:18] Darwick [278/399] has come upon m00 [89/523] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 08:10:20 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/09/13 02:07:56] Joska [245/391] has come upon Darwick [116/399] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/09/13 02:09:58] [Sanyi] [171/198] has come upon Darwick [305/399] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/09/13 05:32:43] Darwick [161/399] has come upon m00 [392/523] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:17:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/10/13 19:46:44] md5 [106/711] has come upon Darwick [213/399] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:17:33 is added to md5's clock.
[12/10/13 20:33:18] m00 [328/523] has come upon Darwick [85/399] and rocked it! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from m00's clock.
[12/10/13 23:06:59] kurvaanyad [239/431] has come upon Darwick [239/399] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/11/13 05:12:30] [Sanyi] [70/294] has come upon Darwick [350/399] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/11/13 07:49:21] Darwick [115/399] has come upon Joska [375/391] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:18:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/11/13 14:04:18] budosroman, kocka, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/13 00:18:12] Darwick [210/559] has come upon budosroman [206/551] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/12/13 03:09:40] Darwick walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:56:40 from level 50.
[12/12/13 13:36:51] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 12 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:49:16 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 50.
[12/12/13 16:53:56] Darwick and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/13 08:24:06] endre, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/13 06:07:19] Darwick [309/566] has come upon [Sanyi] [142/346] and rocked it! 0 days, 07:16:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/14/13 06:07:19] Darwick has dealt [Sanyi] a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:14:22 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/14/13 08:04:20] [Sanyi] [302/357] has come upon Darwick [345/566] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/14/13 13:26:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 23:40:14 toward level 50.
[12/14/13 16:59:25] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 11:47:39 is removed from their time toward level 50.
[12/14/13 17:07:46] md5 [503/719] has come upon Darwick [362/566] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 17:13:15 is removed from md5's clock.
[12/14/13 22:19:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 11:31:27 toward level 50.
[12/15/13 16:49:18] Sanyi [90/441] has come upon Darwick [78/566] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:58:34 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/15/13 18:48:54] Darwick [47/566] has come upon Joska [117/409] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/15/13 20:01:47] Darwick [102/566] has come upon CaptianObvious [131/403] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:53:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/17/13 08:49:18] budosroman [215/558] has come upon Darwick [368/566] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:10:47 is added to budosroman's clock.
[12/17/13 09:42:34] Darwick [144/566] has come upon DarwickAK [172/455] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:04:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/18/13 01:49:40] Edina, Kiinga, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/13 10:55:19] CaptianObvious [358/403] has come upon Darwick [36/568] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:11:31 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/19/13 02:14:22] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:33 towards level 51.
[12/19/13 03:51:47] CaptianObvious, koszik, and kurvaanyad [1190/1283] have team battled Edina, Darwick, and m00 [1412/1513] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/13 12:33:53] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:09:17 is removed from their time toward level 51.
[12/20/13 01:39:43] Darwick [403/568] has come upon DarwickAK [411/460] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:03:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/20/13 01:49:20] Darwick [517/568] has come upon gyilkos [152/564] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:46:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/20/13 19:19:44] budosroman, Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/13 03:39:55] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:02 towards level 51.
[12/22/13 12:06:56] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:43:03 is removed from their time toward level 51.
[12/23/13 00:24:19] Darwick [413/568] has come upon DarwickAK [375/484] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:08:08 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/23/13 01:23:58] Darwick [392/609] has come upon IRPGbot [245/655] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 07:41:24 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/23/13 04:49:20] Sanyi [21/443] has come upon Darwick [329/609] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:58:49 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/23/13 07:24:24] kurvaanyad stole Darwick's level 70 helm while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 39 helm behind, which Darwick then takes.
[12/23/13 16:36:33] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:39 towards level 52.
[12/23/13 20:23:52] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:14 towards level 52.
[12/23/13 20:38:48] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:59 towards level 52.
[12/24/13 06:01:25] m00, koszik, and Darwick [1220/1561] have team battled kocka, Edina, and CaptianObvious [1040/1419] and won! 0 days, 05:42:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/13 15:31:11] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 38 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:51:58 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 52.
[12/25/13 11:35:47] Darwick [174/575] has come upon DarwickAK [178/484] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:45:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/25/13 14:17:51] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:46 towards level 52.
[12/26/13 10:59:40] koszik, m00, and kurvaanyad [872/1437] have team battled endre, Darwick, and kocka [1480/1607] and lost! 0 days, 08:58:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/13 13:21:06] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:51 towards level 52.
[12/26/13 14:45:13] kurvaanyad, GDI, and Darwick [119/1568] have team battled kocka, md5, and Sanyi [270/1661] and lost! 0 days, 12:08:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/13 15:39:14] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:54:08 from level 52.
[12/27/13 04:51:28] Darwick fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:35 from level 52.
[12/27/13 19:19:44] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 59 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:51:08 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 52.
[12/28/13 02:25:14] Edina, kurvaanyad, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/13 02:48:50] Darwick [370/575] has come upon Edina [370/431] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 06:47:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/28/13 06:14:48] Darwick [239/575] has come upon endre [387/535] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:36:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/28/13 06:14:48] Darwick [180/575] has come upon endre [235/535] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:51:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/28/13 12:23:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 17:26:45 toward level 52.
[12/29/13 00:35:51] CaptianObvious [90/642] has come upon Darwick [35/575] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:02:48 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/29/13 01:05:16] endre, Reggie, and md5 [297/1819] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and Sanyi [787/1565] and lost! 0 days, 17:03:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/13 02:28:22] koszik [284/464] has come upon Darwick [199/575] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from koszik's clock.
[12/29/13 05:34:25] Darwick was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:27:30 from level 52.
[12/30/13 01:15:46] Darwick [186/577] has come upon md5 [378/768] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/30/13 18:52:43] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 17:45:30 is removed from their time toward level 53.
[12/31/13 13:07:07] Darwick [142/577] has come upon budosroman [493/599] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:02:23 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/31/13 22:13:59] Darwick [118/577] has come upon gyilkos [77/607] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 20:59:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/31/13 22:49:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 2 days, 05:40:05 toward level 53.
[01/02/14 21:16:08] endre, Kiinga, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/14 15:35:49] [Sanyi] [386/538] has come upon Darwick [196/577] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 08:15:35 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/04/14 00:03:55] Darwick [168/577] has come upon GDI [291/551] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:55:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/04/14 06:35:50] Darwick [475/577] has come upon budosroman [19/613] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:54:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/04/14 13:12:24] Darwick [305/600] has come upon GDI [5/551] and rocked it! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/04/14 18:53:45] Edina, DarwickAK, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/14 07:35:48] Joska [538/568] has come upon Darwick [220/600] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:56:19 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/06/14 21:36:36] Darwick, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [732/1963] have team battled Sanyi, Reggie, and GDI [8/1510] and won! 0 days, 00:44:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/14 04:35:50] Darwick [16/600] has come upon m00 [414/542] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:55:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/07/14 11:19:31] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:14 towards level 54.
[01/07/14 17:03:01] gyilkos and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/14 23:22:58] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:42 towards level 54.
[01/09/14 17:22:56] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 1. 0 days, 00:53:05 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 54.
[01/10/14 04:05:40] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/14 13:33:31] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:14:23 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[01/10/14 13:48:01] endre, Joska, and CaptianObvious [1443/1735] have team battled anyadnakpalankot, Darwick, and DarwickAK [270/1900] and won! 0 days, 10:47:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/14 17:14:00] Darwick, Kiinga, and Sanyi [592/1493] have team battled endre, kurvaanyad, and GDI [27/1483] and won! 0 days, 11:34:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/14 17:14:00] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:46:42 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[01/10/14 17:14:00] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 80. 0 days, 00:53:20 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 54.
[01/11/14 03:35:49] Darwick [101/600] has come upon gyilkos [118/663] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:23:01 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/11/14 17:07:49] Sanyi, md5, and Darwick [663/1996] have team battled DarwickAK, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [1639/1884] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/14 20:52:07] gyilkos, budosroman, and md5 [1532/2236] have team battled Kiinga, m00, and Darwick [1023/1615] and won! 0 days, 05:18:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/14 01:58:47] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/14 05:42:31] anyadnakpalankot [176/557] has come upon Darwick [318/627] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[01/12/14 13:15:30] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 70 damage. 0 days, 00:53:03 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 54.
[01/12/14 17:56:43] kocka, Darwick, and Kiinga [639/1669] have team battled [Sanyi], md5, and CaptianObvious [430/2187] and won! 0 days, 00:26:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/14 19:44:35] Darwick [100/641] has come upon CaptianObvious [549/678] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/12/14 22:54:29] anyadnakpalankot, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/14 11:23:13] Darwick [241/641] has come upon CaptianObvious [301/678] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 23:22:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/13/14 11:26:14] kurvaanyad, GDI, and Edina [269/1473] have team battled Darwick, m00, and endre [708/1658] and lost! 0 days, 05:57:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/14 13:36:00] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:25 towards level 55.
[01/13/14 14:19:48] Darwick [180/641] has come upon Kiinga [23/450] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 15:32:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/13/14 16:46:59] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 0 damage. 0 days, 00:54:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 55.
[01/14/14 16:38:03] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 23:48:45 is removed from their time toward level 55.
[01/15/14 02:35:49] endre [29/479] has come upon Darwick [242/658] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:47:57 is added to endre's clock.
[01/15/14 04:58:36] CaptianObvious, gyilkos, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/14 17:35:48] gyilkos [9/663] has come upon Darwick [317/658] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:41:20 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/15/14 22:30:55] Darwick fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:22:41 from level 55.
[01/16/14 00:40:14] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:22:13 towards level 55.
[01/16/14 06:00:37] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:51 towards level 55.
[01/16/14 08:35:49] Darwick [655/658] has come upon md5 [344/943] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:10:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/16/14 16:20:06] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 1 damage. 0 days, 00:54:28 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 55.
[01/16/14 21:13:06] Darwick [498/658] has come upon [Sanyi] [214/556] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 12:23:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/17/14 04:46:36] Darwick [480/658] has come upon Kiinga [280/450] and rocked it! 0 days, 09:59:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/19/14 03:21:03] GDI, gyilkos, and endre [1090/1718] have team battled budosroman, Joska, and Darwick [535/1883] and won! 0 days, 02:05:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/14 06:03:39] Darwick [535/722] has come upon budosroman [554/647] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/20/14 15:38:36] Joska, GDI, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/14 00:35:48] Darwick [292/722] has come upon endre [174/479] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 21:14:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/23/14 15:35:49] Darwick [294/722] has come upon m00 [79/551] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 13:24:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/23/14 20:35:50] CaptianObvious [228/698] has come upon Darwick [704/722] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:00:46 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/24/14 16:20:25] lejah [332/389] has come upon Darwick [112/722] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 04:31:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/24/14 21:35:50] Darwick [531/722] has come upon Edina [115/487] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:22:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/26/14 02:27:02] Darwick, budosroman, and Sanyi [1493/1862] have team battled DarwickAK, md5, and [Sanyi] [1930/2474] and lost! 0 days, 15:27:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/14 07:59:43] GDI [274/574] has come upon Darwick [1/722] and rocked it! 1 day, 17:59:24 is removed from GDI's clock.
[01/26/14 13:35:48] Joska [335/615] has come upon Darwick [444/722] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 02:30:38 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/27/14 04:25:15] koszik, Edina, and Darwick [1435/1750] have team battled Joska, GDI, and [Sanyi] [1398/1802] and won! 1 day, 08:10:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/14 09:35:51] Kiinga [202/480] has come upon Darwick [376/722] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:54:34 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/28/14 14:01:36] gyilkos, kocka, and Darwick [2001/2034] have team battled [Sanyi], anyadnakpalankot, and Edina [1148/1681] and won! 0 days, 17:46:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/14 15:35:48] Darwick [539/722] has come upon endre [471/479] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 09:50:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/29/14 00:12:40] Darwick was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:34 from level 56.
[01/29/14 06:08:20] Darwick [70/722] has come upon m00 [458/551] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:52:31 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/29/14 11:35:51] Darwick [447/722] has come upon md5 [13/930] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:31:44 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/31/14 10:24:44] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:07:17 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[01/31/14 12:43:19] Darwick [85/722] has come upon IRPGbot [302/932] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/31/14 14:05:13] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 87 with their belt. 0 days, 00:56:12 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 57.
[01/31/14 23:35:50] Darwick [599/722] has come upon m00 [495/555] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 10:20:25 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/01/14 04:35:50] Sanyi [318/474] has come upon Darwick [654/722] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:01:59 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/01/14 13:56:10] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 09:06:49 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[02/01/14 19:35:50] Joska [229/634] has come upon Darwick [262/722] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 12:28:19 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/02/14 10:05:51] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:37 towards level 57.
[02/02/14 13:36:44] Darwick [415/722] has come upon GDI [210/574] and rocked it! 1 day, 16:34:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/02/14 13:47:09] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 9 damage. 0 days, 00:56:24 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 57.
[02/04/14 02:35:49] budosroman [475/902] has come upon Darwick [45/722] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:31:56 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[02/04/14 09:48:39] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:58:56 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[02/05/14 08:35:48] Darwick [20/722] has come upon GDI [203/619] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:16:06 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/05/14 14:50:44] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:25 towards level 57.
[02/06/14 00:44:36] md5, endre, and anyadnakpalankot [178/2150] have team battled budosroman, Darwick, and Edina [258/2125] and lost! 0 days, 10:30:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/14 08:48:31] Darwick saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:04:26 from level 57.
[02/06/14 19:35:51] Darwick [144/722] has come upon Joska [195/637] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:42:23 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/07/14 04:51:59] Darwick [288/722] has come upon m00 [504/558] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 11:52:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/07/14 05:41:58] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/14 11:52:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 16:45:46 from level 57.
[02/08/14 11:56:54] Darwick [204/722] has come upon Sanyi [266/533] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 10:56:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/08/14 12:53:10] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 21:37:53 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[02/08/14 15:07:07] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:15:11 towards level 57.
[02/09/14 17:35:50] Sanyi [398/533] has come upon Darwick [693/722] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 17:28:44 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/09/14 22:35:49] Sanyi [531/533] has come upon Darwick [490/722] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 06:28:54 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/09/14 22:35:49] Sanyi has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:19:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/10/14 08:54:34] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 13 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:56:00 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 57.
[02/10/14 18:35:51] DarwickAK [36/939] has come upon Darwick [34/722] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 03:08:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/14 13:22:48] DarwickAK [692/979] has come upon Darwick [517/722] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/11/14 19:35:51] md5 [124/937] has come upon Darwick [705/722] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:30:15 is added to md5's clock.
[02/12/14 08:36:37] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:04:48 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[02/14/14 08:18:42] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:13:11 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[02/14/14 11:45:20] Darwick [588/722] has come upon endre [435/615] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/14/14 11:59:12] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 04:29:19 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[02/14/14 11:59:12] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 29 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:57:59 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 58.
[02/14/14 12:35:49] Darwick [296/722] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [573/611] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 13:10:30 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/14/14 22:31:45] Edina, m00, anyadnakpalankot, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/14/14 22:35:48] Darwick [503/722] has come upon Kiinga [14/483] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 06:25:37 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/15/14 19:11:21] endre, Edina, [Sanyi], and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/14 20:39:08] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:45:11 towards level 58.
[02/15/14 21:38:48] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/14 01:02:59] Darwick misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:29:41 from level 58.
[02/18/14 11:23:11] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:57:52 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[02/19/14 10:47:27] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/14 15:37:02] Darwick, GDI, and budosroman [483/2002] have team battled md5, Edina, and m00 [345/2021] and won! 0 days, 00:55:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/14 18:20:05] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:54 towards level 58.
[02/21/14 09:35:48] kurvaanyad [279/494] has come upon Darwick [574/724] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:34:00 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/22/14 10:35:49] GDI [111/549] has come upon Darwick [369/724] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 06:10:35 is added to GDI's clock.
[02/22/14 18:41:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 15:25:02 toward level 58.
[02/23/14 06:19:04] Darwick [675/724] has come upon DarwickAK [863/979] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 14:57:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/23/14 15:14:51] budosroman, Sanyi, and Darwick [294/2018] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos [941/1890] and lost! 0 days, 09:32:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/14 18:37:34] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:11:15 towards level 59.
[02/24/14 01:38:47] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:38:03 towards level 59.
[02/24/14 02:35:51] Kiinga [384/483] has come upon Darwick [133/724] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 11:54:49 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[02/24/14 21:15:46] anyadnakpalankot and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/14 08:35:51] Darwick [482/724] has come upon Joska [294/641] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 06:45:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/25/14 18:35:50] Darwick [151/724] has come upon IRPGbot [976/980] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:23:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/26/14 17:48:57] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:47:59 towards level 59.
[02/27/14 12:43:11] anyadnakpalankot and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/14 21:56:30] GDI, Kiinga, and m00 [1267/1631] have team battled lejah, Darwick, and DarwickAK [1439/2083] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/14 01:35:47] Darwick [404/724] has come upon gyilkos [532/689] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 08:13:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/28/14 07:50:53] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:30 towards level 59.
[02/28/14 09:53:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:16:04 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[02/28/14 11:05:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 4 days, 03:48:37 toward level 59.
[02/28/14 14:15:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 8 days, 18:40:54 toward level 59.
[02/28/14 19:06:23] Darwick [698/724] has come upon CaptianObvious [4/700] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:09:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/28/14 19:06:23] Darwick [389/724] has come upon CaptianObvious [501/700] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:29:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/28/14 20:00:22] endre, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/14 23:23:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 21:59:15 toward level 59.
[03/01/14 06:03:34] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:09:15 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[03/01/14 17:42:03] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:06 towards level 59.
[03/01/14 17:43:42] Darwick [355/731] has come upon kurvaanyad [309/504] and rocked it! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/01/14 22:35:47] budosroman [83/767] has come upon Darwick [169/731] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:00:48 is added to budosroman's clock.
[03/02/14 06:15:54] GDI [272/580] has come upon Darwick [95/731] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 09:52:39 is removed from GDI's clock.
[03/02/14 06:15:54] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 58 pair of boots! GDI picks it up, tossing his old level 46 pair of boots to Darwick.
[03/03/14 20:54:18] [Sanyi] [226/839] has come upon Darwick [93/724] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/03/14 22:55:29] Darwick was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:30:38 from level 60.
[03/04/14 00:35:48] Darwick [401/724] has come upon kocka [902/951] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:40:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/04/14 05:36:31] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 20:04:30 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[03/04/14 10:58:07] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:53:09 towards level 60.
[03/04/14 20:35:50] endre [80/650] has come upon Darwick [140/724] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:00:32 is added to endre's clock.
[03/05/14 02:56:04] kocka, gyilkos, and Kiinga [1298/2159] have team battled GDI, koszik, and Darwick [1773/1919] and lost! 4 days, 10:01:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/14 21:35:49] Darwick [189/724] has come upon kocka [886/951] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:48:15 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/06/14 01:22:31] Joska, kurvaanyad, anyadnakpalankot, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/14 08:59:06] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 10:29:21 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[03/07/14 07:30:44] Darwick [106/728] has come upon kocka [383/951] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 17:25:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/07/14 11:28:15] Darwick [137/728] has come upon Sanyi [403/533] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 20:25:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/07/14 12:06:24] DarwickAK, budosroman, and gyilkos [673/2450] have team battled endre, [Sanyi], and Darwick [1528/2217] and lost! 0 days, 14:28:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/14 00:30:47] Kiinga, anyadnakpalankot, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/14 04:51:37] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 73. 0 days, 00:59:03 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 60.
[03/09/14 11:32:23] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/14 17:28:11] koszik, Sanyi, and gyilkos [1265/1933] have team battled kurvaanyad, Darwick, and Edina [1737/1766] and lost! 1 day, 19:39:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/14 23:24:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 7 days, 12:16:45 toward level 60.
[03/10/14 11:35:49] Darwick [619/728] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [336/605] and rocked it! 0 days, 20:55:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/11/14 12:35:48] Darwick [49/728] has come upon md5 [391/705] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:57:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/12/14 04:24:41] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 17:48:30 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[03/12/14 06:26:21] anyadnakpalankot and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/14 16:56:25] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:08 towards level 60.
[03/12/14 18:35:49] Joska [283/647] has come upon Darwick [661/728] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:51:30 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/13/14 02:05:45] kurvaanyad, koszik, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/14 17:05:28] CaptianObvious, GDI, and anyadnakpalankot [1767/1926] have team battled Edina, gyilkos, and Darwick [1815/1946] and lost! 1 day, 00:47:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/14 00:16:57] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:22 towards level 60.
[03/15/14 11:52:51] Darwick [125/728] has come upon Sanyi [447/537] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/16/14 12:35:48] Darwick [635/728] has come upon IRPGbot [889/980] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 15:53:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/17/14 00:03:57] lejah, kocka, and Darwick [1251/2218] have team battled m00, Joska, and koszik [1127/1948] and won! 0 days, 00:16:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/14 01:08:50] kocka [683/947] has come upon Darwick [595/728] and rocked it! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/17/14 07:20:19] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 43. 0 days, 01:00:43 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 61.
[03/17/14 08:35:50] anyadnakpalankot [53/625] has come upon Darwick [22/728] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 00:03:20 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[03/17/14 09:09:02] GDI, Kiinga, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/14 13:00:27] Darwick [361/728] has come upon kocka [279/947] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 06:37:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/18/14 04:35:49] CaptianObvious [462/704] has come upon Darwick [159/728] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:36:05 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/18/14 14:02:30] gyilkos, kocka, Darwick, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/14 02:02:07] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:43 towards level 61.
[03/19/14 19:18:50] Edina, lejah, budosroman, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/14 20:35:51] Darwick [593/728] has come upon DarwickAK [66/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:55:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/20/14 03:12:51] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 13 with their belt. 0 days, 01:00:35 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 61.
[03/20/14 07:41:15] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:22:16 towards level 61.
[03/20/14 21:35:48] koszik [239/722] has come upon Darwick [23/728] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 07:24:02 is removed from koszik's clock.
[03/21/14 06:44:22] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 68. 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 61.
[03/21/14 13:25:58] Darwick [633/733] has come upon kocka [929/935] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 19:56:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/21/14 15:47:15] lejah, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/14 20:39:35] Darwick [173/733] has come upon Edina [53/493] and rocked it! 1 day, 03:20:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/22/14 03:35:50] m00 [166/579] has come upon Darwick [224/733] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 22:27:25 is added to m00's clock.
[03/22/14 07:17:31] Darwick [687/733] has come upon lejah [340/576] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:52:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/22/14 11:28:54] Darwick [159/733] has come upon DarwickAK [104/953] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 20:08:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/22/14 19:58:08] m00, Sanyi, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/14 06:26:24] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:48:49 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[03/23/14 08:16:47] Darwick fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:27:14 from level 61.
[03/24/14 02:36:55] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 22:32:35 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[03/24/14 10:35:48] Darwick [27/733] has come upon md5 [685/710] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:39:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/24/14 15:42:54] Joska, kurvaanyad, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/14 17:09:22] Darwick [62/733] has come upon Joska [119/647] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:55:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/25/14 00:46:31] Darwick [557/733] has come upon budosroman [137/949] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:43:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/25/14 04:51:04] Darwick [545/733] has come upon IRPGbot [61/954] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 05:40:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/25/14 05:19:01] DarwickAK, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [1082/2297] have team battled Edina, koszik, and Darwick [147/1948] and won! 0 days, 02:31:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/14 13:29:35] anyadnakpalankot and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/14 02:10:04] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 22:18:53 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[03/27/14 08:32:51] [Sanyi], endre, and lejah [1922/2066] have team battled kurvaanyad, koszik, and Darwick [1468/1956] and won! 0 days, 05:54:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/14 08:49:23] anyadnakpalankot [61/619] has come upon Darwick [532/733] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[03/27/14 20:40:23] kocka, CaptianObvious, and Kiinga [891/2168] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and endre [847/1909] and won! 4 days, 05:01:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/14 08:05:03] Joska, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/14 15:35:48] Darwick [272/733] has come upon kocka [432/951] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 21:06:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/30/14 01:42:59] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 23:54:50 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[03/30/14 14:59:49] endre, [Sanyi], m00, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/30/14 17:35:48] Darwick [721/733] has come upon Joska [431/647] and rocked it! 2 days, 08:12:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/31/14 02:33:56] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 03:57:42 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[04/01/14 00:05:58] Sanyi, m00, and Kiinga [691/1623] have team battled Darwick, koszik, and Edina [58/1955] and won! 1 day, 06:08:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/14 02:24:54] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 16:26:47 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[04/01/14 13:28:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 08:13:03 from level 62.
[04/02/14 01:10:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 3 days, 12:05:38 toward level 62.
[04/02/14 15:35:50] Darwick [307/735] has come upon koszik [64/727] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:53:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/03/14 01:35:48] Darwick [514/735] has come upon CaptianObvious [73/704] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:41:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/03/14 08:36:22] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:16 towards level 62.
[04/03/14 16:35:48] budosroman [603/776] has come upon Darwick [205/735] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 20:08:34 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[04/04/14 10:34:19] Darwick [113/753] has come upon endre [633/650] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/04/14 12:35:49] Darwick [400/753] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [196/619] and rocked it! 7 days, 21:04:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/05/14 02:18:20] GDI, Darwick, and Joska [562/2051] have team battled gyilkos, lejah, and kurvaanyad [228/1800] and won! 1 day, 05:26:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/14 13:35:51] Darwick [746/753] has come upon md5 [261/710] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 22:03:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/05/14 19:04:56] CaptianObvious, Sanyi, and Darwick [233/1983] have team battled koszik, [Sanyi], and lejah [905/2201] and lost! 1 day, 16:13:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/14 14:35:49] Darwick [330/753] has come upon gyilkos [395/721] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 04:29:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/06/14 19:35:48] Darwick [207/753] has come upon md5 [445/710] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 10:12:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/08/14 06:35:50] Darwick [19/753] has come upon koszik [33/782] in a drunken stoopor and had their ass knocked out in a slapfight! 3 days, 14:57:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/08/14 16:35:49] Darwick [370/753] has come upon [Sanyi] [380/875] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 21:06:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/09/14 22:35:48] Darwick [572/753] has come upon endre [91/636] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 16:02:44 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/10/14 03:35:50] md5 [594/713] has come upon Darwick [628/753] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 12:29:41 is added to md5's clock.
[04/10/14 11:30:35] Reggie, lejah, and [Sanyi] [1026/2243] have team battled DarwickAK, GDI, and Darwick [377/2412] and won! 0 days, 14:40:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/14 15:56:27] anyadnakpalankot, gyilkos, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/14 22:47:14] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:28:50 towards level 63.
[04/11/14 19:50:28] Darwick [143/753] has come upon koszik [80/782] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 01:28:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/12/14 08:58:00] Reggie [560/684] has come upon Darwick [99/753] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:12:08 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[04/12/14 10:35:47] kocka [207/991] has come upon Darwick [402/753] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:14:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/12/14 12:07:14] lejah and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/14 08:36:42] Darwick, lejah, and GDI [375/2084] have team battled m00, peta, and endre [275/1663] and won! 0 days, 09:32:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/14 22:35:47] endre [260/636] has come upon Darwick [643/754] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:57:13 is added to endre's clock.
[04/15/14 02:33:39] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:57:13 from level 63.
[04/16/14 00:09:52] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 14:03:40 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[04/16/14 13:57:20] Joska [581/826] has come upon Darwick [544/754] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 14:50:25 is removed from Joska's clock.
[04/16/14 14:44:39] peta [15/444] has come upon Darwick [134/754] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to peta's clock.
[04/16/14 22:10:14] Edina, GDI, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/14 03:05:42] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:21 towards level 63.
[04/17/14 05:38:43] Darwick [707/754] has come upon Kiinga [497/523] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 03:58:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/17/14 20:38:41] md5 [624/713] has come upon Darwick [228/754] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:36:43 is removed from md5's clock.
[04/18/14 06:38:42] Darwick [564/754] has come upon GDI [296/646] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 20:33:45 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/18/14 15:48:53] Darwick [347/754] has come upon peta [259/444] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:42:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/18/14 18:36:10] koszik, peta, and DarwickAK [444/2239] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and CaptianObvious [2069/2284] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/14 19:54:20] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:01 towards level 63.
[04/19/14 07:38:40] Sanyi [353/519] has come upon Darwick [224/754] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 10:52:58 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/21/14 09:38:40] Darwick [472/754] has come upon m00 [266/586] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:25:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/22/14 00:58:20] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/14 04:04:33] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:46:37 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[04/22/14 08:25:33] Darwick [44/914] has come upon IRPGbot [961/1014] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/23/14 11:53:24] GDI, m00, Darwick, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/24/14 03:46:33] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 19:29:12 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[04/24/14 22:35:54] Sanyi, peta, and Darwick [853/2001] have team battled CaptianObvious, koszik, and kurvaanyad [1056/2234] and lost! 0 days, 13:15:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/14 02:12:46] Joska, CaptianObvious, Darwick, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/14 14:38:42] koszik [514/782] has come upon Darwick [202/914] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:16:18 is removed from koszik's clock.
[04/26/14 19:38:41] Darwick [264/914] has come upon budosroman [197/949] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 03:08:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/26/14 19:47:06] Kiinga [220/503] has come upon Darwick [892/914] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 10:09:31 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[04/26/14 23:07:25] koszik, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [2240/2337] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and Edina [650/2268] and won! 1 day, 21:43:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/14 16:50:01] Darwick [790/914] has come upon peta [275/584] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 11:27:54 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/28/14 18:54:38] m00, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [2047/2192] have team battled md5, GDI, and Joska [1942/2241] and won! 3 days, 19:00:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/14 21:38:42] Darwick [141/914] has come upon endre [494/636] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:54:16 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/29/14 13:25:55] Darwick, m00, and koszik [1782/2260] have team battled Edina, gyilkos, and kocka [193/2362] and won! 0 days, 21:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/14 14:24:25] Darwick [222/914] has come upon Sanyi [69/519] and rocked it! 2 days, 04:51:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/30/14 13:38:43] anyadnakpalankot [12/969] has come upon Darwick [855/914] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:12:00 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[04/30/14 17:22:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 22:19:50 from level 64.
[05/01/14 03:19:15] Darwick [421/914] has come upon Sanyi [192/519] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 22:20:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/03/14 11:38:43] Edina [408/640] has come upon Darwick [296/914] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 21:11:24 is removed from Edina's clock.
[05/03/14 23:48:31] Darwick [195/914] has come upon Reggie [635/929] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:35:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/04/14 15:45:33] Darwick [206/914] has come upon Joska [353/829] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 15:20:16 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/04/14 18:54:58] peta, CaptianObvious, Darwick, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/14 19:32:12] Joska, m00, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/14 03:17:21] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:16 towards level 64.
[05/08/14 11:38:42] Darwick [353/914] has come upon budosroman [305/952] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 06:18:45 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/08/14 16:38:42] budosroman [655/952] has come upon Darwick [368/914] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 14:23:50 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[05/08/14 20:19:03] Darwick [234/914] has come upon Edina [477/640] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:10:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/08/14 21:51:11] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:56:28 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[05/09/14 07:38:42] Darwick [519/914] has come upon lejah [492/827] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:14:22 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/09/14 21:24:07] Darwick [65/914] has come upon Illidan [199/373] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/10/14 07:02:46] Darwick [438/914] has come upon lejah [141/1010] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 01:26:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/10/14 21:33:13] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 22:25:40 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[05/10/14 22:16:05] Darwick got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:17:31 from level 65.
[05/11/14 01:13:40] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 24 days, 22:17:01 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[05/12/14 21:38:14] Joska, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/14 11:38:40] GDI [38/700] has come upon Darwick [187/914] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 00:40:34 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/13/14 13:24:17] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:36:56 towards level 65.
[05/13/14 16:38:41] budosroman [743/952] has come upon Darwick [76/914] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:44:21 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[05/13/14 21:38:40] Darwick [358/914] has come upon DarwickAK [977/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:29:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/14/14 02:38:41] Darwick [379/914] has come upon koszik [254/795] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 12:05:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/14/14 05:14:43] Darwick, Edina, and DarwickAK [1990/2590] have team battled Sanyi, GDI, and m00 [1834/1852] and won! 0 days, 00:16:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/14 05:36:12] kurvaanyad, peta, and CaptianObvious [1336/2113] have team battled md5, Darwick, and kocka [2494/2656] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/14 09:38:42] Darwick [435/914] has come upon kurvaanyad [154/766] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 18:46:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/16/14 14:48:48] Sanyi, Kiinga, and Darwick [1333/1904] have team battled m00, GDI, and Illidan [132/1774] and won! 0 days, 18:41:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/14 19:38:43] peta [209/622] has come upon Darwick [209/914] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 10:20:11 is removed from peta's clock.
[05/18/14 08:44:24] kocka [256/1009] has come upon Darwick [413/914] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/18/14 11:38:42] GDI [698/700] has come upon Darwick [897/914] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 00:28:44 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/18/14 16:38:42] Darwick [472/914] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [965/994] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:29:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/18/14 20:20:05] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:46 towards level 65.
[05/18/14 23:11:34] GDI, gyilkos, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/14 13:05:46] anyadnakpalankot, Darwick, and md5 [26/2654] have team battled lejah, kurvaanyad, and Illidan [275/2388] and lost! 0 days, 21:57:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/14 17:38:44] CaptianObvious [3/725] has come upon Darwick [734/914] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:14:30 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/19/14 20:12:15] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:42:11 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[05/21/14 08:27:22] Darwick and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/14 19:38:44] Darwick [132/914] has come upon peta [436/671] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:36:35 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/23/14 02:07:35] Edina, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/14 20:38:59] Darwick [574/914] has come upon koszik [294/795] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 06:39:17 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/23/14 23:16:43] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 170 with their belt. 0 days, 01:05:19 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 66.
[05/24/14 15:30:45] m00 [595/632] has come upon Darwick [529/914] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 12:13:06 is removed from m00's clock.
[05/24/14 15:36:36] Darwick [636/914] has come upon Kiinga [39/486] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 22:10:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/24/14 17:38:43] lejah [495/1171] has come upon Darwick [772/914] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 00:19:28 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/24/14 17:49:59] kurvaanyad, Darwick, and anyadnakpalankot [1583/2691] have team battled Sanyi, Illidan, and Reggie [233/1914] and won! 5 days, 02:37:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/14 00:11:02] Edina, GDI, Reggie, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/14 19:06:25] Joska, kurvaanyad, and koszik [1633/2450] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and GDI [1332/2665] and won! 2 days, 02:32:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/14 04:40:46] anyadnakpalankot [76/1002] has come upon Darwick [457/914] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 08:12:38 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[05/29/14 20:47:45] Darwick [92/914] has come upon IRPGbot [1018/1066] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 11:05:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/30/14 10:55:05] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:18:57 towards level 66.
[05/30/14 11:47:45] Darwick [424/914] has come upon gyilkos [676/988] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 02:17:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/30/14 16:47:47] Darwick [886/914] has come upon lejah [865/1171] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 18:36:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/31/14 06:35:26] Darwick left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Darwick's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/31/14 07:47:45] Darwick [236/876] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [460/1002] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 16:58:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/02/14 08:23:54] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/14 09:31:03] Darwick [393/876] has come upon koszik [32/795] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:22:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/03/14 00:47:45] Darwick [817/876] has come upon GDI [421/709] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 02:05:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/03/14 09:09:58] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:03:35 towards level 66.
[06/03/14 21:56:13] peta [263/700] has come upon Darwick [672/876] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to peta's clock.
[06/04/14 00:10:12] peta, gyilkos, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/14 00:10:17] Darwick [796/876] has come upon kocka [258/1007] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:17:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/04/14 00:40:58] Darwick [483/876] has come upon GDI [491/709] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:25:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/04/14 02:29:23] Darwick [267/876] has come upon GDI [204/709] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 22:51:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/04/14 23:58:09] DarwickAK [916/1075] has come upon Darwick [706/876] and rocked it! 9 days, 07:25:06 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/05/14 19:07:00] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 67 with their belt. 0 days, 01:05:27 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 66.
[06/06/14 03:11:45] Darwick [781/876] has come upon endre [466/640] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:17:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/06/14 12:17:42] gyilkos [928/988] has come upon Darwick [650/876] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/07/14 04:47:47] Darwick [253/876] has come upon Edina [180/672] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:36:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/07/14 06:14:47] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:55 towards level 66.
[06/08/14 12:57:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 11:55:15 toward level 66.
[06/08/14 14:03:39] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, koszik, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/14 17:15:05] Darwick [461/876] has come upon peta [519/700] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 22:23:08 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/09/14 17:05:16] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/14 21:47:45] Darwick [189/876] has come upon endre [161/662] and rocked it! 7 days, 22:50:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/09/14 22:11:50] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 34. 0 days, 01:06:33 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 67.
[06/10/14 07:47:45] Darwick [513/876] has come upon gyilkos [63/952] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 03:36:45 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/10/14 12:47:48] Darwick [744/876] has come upon IRPGbot [121/1122] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 11:11:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/11/14 13:47:46] Darwick [354/876] has come upon Sanyi [203/526] and rocked it! 4 days, 07:45:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/11/14 14:54:15] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/14 21:54:03] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 35 damage. 0 days, 01:06:45 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 67.
[06/13/14 17:55:47] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:43:20 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[06/14/14 06:47:44] CaptianObvious [682/725] has come upon Darwick [516/876] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 02:26:59 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/14/14 09:40:34] Darwick [386/876] has come upon kocka [202/1020] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 01:24:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/14/14 11:47:47] Kiinga [137/609] has come upon Darwick [829/876] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 08:19:50 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[06/15/14 12:47:45] Joska [604/1092] has come upon Darwick [33/876] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:46:09 is removed from Joska's clock.
[06/15/14 17:07:51] Edina, kurvaanyad, and Reggie [2135/2445] have team battled md5, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1821/2699] and won! 0 days, 07:42:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/14 17:38:03] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 5. 0 days, 01:06:32 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 67.
[06/15/14 21:18:36] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 104 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:06:50 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 67.
[06/16/14 02:23:43] Darwick [116/876] has come upon Joska [734/1092] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:13:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/16/14 17:29:11] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:02:44 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[06/16/14 23:48:34] GDI, gyilkos, koszik, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/14 19:14:33] kocka, Darwick, and md5 [2587/2636] have team battled endre, CaptianObvious, and anyadnakpalankot [2302/2650] and won! 0 days, 09:48:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/14 19:47:45] Sanyi [380/527] has come upon Darwick [221/876] and rocked it! 2 days, 04:54:46 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/18/14 00:31:07] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/14 00:47:48] Darwick [385/876] has come upon DarwickAK [404/1083] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 18:39:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/18/14 10:47:46] Darwick [616/876] has come upon peta [284/942] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:04:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/18/14 19:25:48] anyadnakpalankot, Darwick, and Kiinga [185/2748] have team battled Edina, endre, and Reggie [301/2293] and lost! 1 day, 11:51:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/14 01:24:05] endre, Reggie, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/14 06:45:03] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:11:03 from level 67.
[06/20/14 08:06:03] Darwick [387/876] has come upon m00 [444/632] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:59:35 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/20/14 16:31:32] peta, Darwick, and koszik [2055/2625] have team battled endre, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [14/2272] and won! 1 day, 03:55:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/14 20:34:20] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 49. 0 days, 01:06:06 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 67.
[06/21/14 16:45:00] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 08:18:17 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[06/22/14 20:16:33] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 19:25:01 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[06/23/14 16:27:09] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:25:02 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[06/23/14 17:36:15] Darwick [273/871] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [434/1263] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:49:31 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/24/14 04:44:40] Darwick [158/871] has come upon Sanyi [378/527] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/25/14 00:18:31] Darwick, anyadnakpalankot, and peta [1311/3121] have team battled kurvaanyad, koszik, and Edina [974/2529] and won! 1 day, 13:45:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/14 12:47:46] Darwick [372/871] has come upon koszik [177/803] and rocked it! 9 days, 12:10:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/25/14 12:47:46] Darwick has dealt koszik a Critical Strike! 4 days, 08:21:09 is added to koszik's clock.
[06/25/14 23:04:16] gyilkos and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/14 13:47:46] Darwick [704/871] has come upon gyilkos [846/974] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 20:44:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/26/14 16:00:22] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 2 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:07:17 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 68.
[06/26/14 18:47:48] anyadnakpalankot [253/1263] has come upon Darwick [236/871] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 14:57:30 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[06/26/14 19:40:55] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 07:25:21 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[06/27/14 14:47:47] Darwick [141/877] has come upon DarwickAK [52/1088] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 00:19:42 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/28/14 05:47:46] Reggie [942/944] has come upon Darwick [457/877] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:07:23 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[06/28/14 08:54:53] lejah [575/1060] has come upon Darwick [72/877] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 13:44:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/28/14 09:28:14] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:30:17 towards level 68.
[06/29/14 17:08:22] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:53 towards level 68.
[06/29/14 22:20:11] lejah [607/1060] has come upon Darwick [584/880] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 07:00:42 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/30/14 10:14:36] anyadnakpalankot, DarwickAK, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/14 10:14:41] md5 [514/735] has come upon Darwick [703/880] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:58:38 is added to md5's clock.
[06/30/14 13:17:10] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:31 towards level 68.
[06/30/14 17:27:37] Darwick [270/880] has come upon Reggie [258/951] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 21:00:54 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/30/14 17:28:39] Darwick [261/880] has come upon Reggie [824/951] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:24:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/01/14 08:47:48] Darwick [57/880] has come upon Kiinga [465/628] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:48:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/01/14 11:45:30] lejah [201/867] has come upon Darwick [189/880] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 15:30:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/01/14 18:36:42] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:16:08 towards level 68.
[07/01/14 23:47:47] Reggie [164/951] has come upon Darwick [129/880] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 23:55:08 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[07/02/14 04:06:53] endre, anyadnakpalankot, Reggie, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/14 08:11:47] lejah [391/867] has come upon Darwick [813/880] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:45:17 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/03/14 09:32:08] Darwick [360/880] has come upon m00 [89/632] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 23:11:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/03/14 10:32:07] lejah [675/867] has come upon Darwick [593/880] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 17:02:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/03/14 17:41:01] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:38 towards level 68.
[07/04/14 01:47:46] Darwick [231/880] has come upon Kiinga [289/628] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:13:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/04/14 11:47:48] Darwick [405/880] has come upon kurvaanyad [739/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:05:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/04/14 18:29:33] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 21:19:32 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[07/04/14 18:34:44] Darwick [761/880] has come upon kurvaanyad [784/1035] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:44:08 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/04/14 18:43:14] Darwick [185/880] has come upon kurvaanyad [889/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:30:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/05/14 23:26:42] Darwick [307/880] has come upon m00 [542/632] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 00:58:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/06/14 01:41:04] lejah [981/1057] has come upon Darwick [2/880] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 18:12:33 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/07/14 17:26:43] lejah [357/1057] has come upon Darwick [869/880] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 10:08:03 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/08/14 07:28:42] lejah [275/1057] has come upon Darwick [667/906] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:44:31 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/08/14 14:13:55] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 23:55:55 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[07/08/14 14:29:41] lejah [236/1057] has come upon Darwick [209/906] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 11:32:24 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/08/14 15:47:46] kocka [127/1027] has come upon Darwick [739/906] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 17:51:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/08/14 17:54:31] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 75. 0 days, 01:07:33 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 68.
[07/09/14 03:11:24] anyadnakpalankot and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/14 11:47:46] kurvaanyad [285/1035] has come upon Darwick [215/906] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 11:47:39 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/09/14 15:14:27] GDI, lejah, kurvaanyad, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/14 18:21:10] Darwick [254/906] has come upon koszik [721/821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:04:40 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/09/14 20:54:00] lejah [378/1100] has come upon Darwick [889/906] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:16:14 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/09/14 22:24:08] Darwick ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:48:02 from level 68.
[07/10/14 02:28:56] Darwick and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/14 02:47:47] Darwick [14/906] has come upon DarwickAK [353/1088] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:36:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/10/14 12:47:44] Reggie [934/964] has come upon Darwick [726/906] and rocked it! 1 day, 12:53:01 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[07/10/14 13:16:18] lejah [91/1100] has come upon Darwick [403/906] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/10/14 19:41:07] Darwick [257/906] has come upon kurvaanyad [758/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:02:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/10/14 20:17:18] lejah [679/1100] has come upon Darwick [726/906] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:20:25 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/10/14 22:37:38] lejah [559/1100] has come upon Darwick [82/906] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:02:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/10/14 22:47:47] Darwick [30/906] has come upon lejah [702/1100] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:51:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/11/14 04:00:33] Darwick [598/906] has come upon lejah [422/1100] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 22:31:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/11/14 04:00:33] Darwick has dealt lejah a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:13:05 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/11/14 14:07:53] Darwick [476/906] has come upon CaptianObvious [29/926] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:48:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/11/14 18:29:28] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:06 towards level 68.
[07/12/14 11:02:32] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:34 towards level 68.
[07/12/14 12:02:57] lejah [690/1100] has come upon Darwick [198/906] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 17:51:39 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/12/14 13:58:16] m00 [780/900] has come upon Darwick [60/906] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 16:03:30 is removed from m00's clock.
[07/13/14 00:47:46] Darwick [35/906] has come upon Reggie [757/964] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:28:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/13/14 05:24:35] Darwick, GDI, and koszik [735/2649] have team battled m00, DarwickAK, and peta [2054/2932] and lost! 0 days, 05:44:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/14 05:47:47] Darwick [329/906] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [1094/1270] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:04:08 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/13/14 06:54:04] lejah and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/14 07:45:42] peta, anyadnakpalankot, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/14 17:09:33] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:50:44 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[07/14/14 06:41:38] Darwick [558/913] has come upon GDI [305/922] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 07:25:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/15/14 00:51:33] lejah [58/1087] has come upon Darwick [457/913] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:02:01 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/15/14 08:27:16] CaptianObvious, Darwick, and m00 [1965/2739] have team battled [Sanyi], Edina, and Reggie [443/2544] and won! 1 day, 09:28:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/14 19:34:12] lejah [972/1087] has come upon Darwick [639/913] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:58:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/16/14 12:21:26] Darwick [680/913] has come upon GDI [631/922] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 08:13:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/16/14 16:42:50] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 16:27:33 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[07/16/14 18:47:46] Darwick [568/913] has come upon Reggie [170/964] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 08:08:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/17/14 09:47:45] Darwick [802/913] has come upon gyilkos [4/1104] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 00:53:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/17/14 11:46:50] Darwick left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Darwick's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/17/14 12:08:16] Darwick ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:47:32 from level 69.
[07/17/14 14:47:48] Darwick [743/878] has come upon Sanyi [73/756] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 07:02:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/18/14 16:25:04] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 13:10:12 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[07/18/14 16:43:35] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:32:47 from level 69.
[07/19/14 09:29:41] peta, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/14 10:27:03] Darwick [49/886] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [1212/1287] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:25:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/19/14 12:35:39] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 01:46:34 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[07/20/14 17:47:45] endre [251/608] has come upon Darwick [577/886] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:40:44 is added to endre's clock.
[07/21/14 20:07:58] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:50 towards level 69.
[07/21/14 20:42:22] Darwick [213/886] has come upon peta [897/944] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:58:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/22/14 09:47:48] anyadnakpalankot [273/1287] has come upon Darwick [289/886] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:39:10 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[07/22/14 21:53:08] m00, Sanyi, and md5 [1247/2480] have team battled kurvaanyad, Darwick, and kocka [129/2937] and won! 0 days, 08:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/14 11:59:56] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 06:57:23 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[07/23/14 23:47:38] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/14 11:50:59] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:27:27 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[07/25/14 18:32:39] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:38 towards level 69.
[07/26/14 11:54:26] m00 [70/913] has come upon Darwick [315/886] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to m00's clock.
[07/26/14 16:44:46] peta, lejah, and Darwick [1775/2737] have team battled Sanyi, Edina, and kocka [337/2538] and won! 0 days, 07:22:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/14 09:14:53] peta, GDI, and Darwick [193/2752] have team battled [Sanyi], Reggie, and gyilkos [1585/2950] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:05 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/14 11:24:26] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 131 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:08:32 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 69.
[07/28/14 01:59:52] Darwick [287/906] has come upon DarwickAK [914/1069] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 22:02:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/28/14 12:33:54] Darwick misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:13:13 from level 70.
[07/29/14 01:03:03] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/14 02:03:20] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:40:48 towards level 70.
[07/29/14 14:47:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 10:53:47 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[07/30/14 22:47:48] Darwick [361/906] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [406/1294] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 06:23:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/31/14 02:58:13] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/14 03:47:48] kurvaanyad [663/1053] has come upon Darwick [566/906] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:15:14 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/31/14 10:48:48] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 12:45:40 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[07/31/14 14:29:23] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 06:51:33 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[08/01/14 03:53:24] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/14 10:39:52] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:19:52 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[08/01/14 14:34:42] Darwick, koszik, and CaptianObvious [1558/2772] have team battled gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and m00 [2278/3070] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/14 22:52:24] Darwick [130/906] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [131/1294] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 12:31:31 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/02/14 10:30:51] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 19:42:00 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[08/02/14 13:59:52] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/14 14:11:27] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 23 damage. 0 days, 01:09:51 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 70.
[08/03/14 10:10:49] Darwick saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:35:05 from level 70.
[08/03/14 16:25:47] Joska, Reggie, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/14 19:36:36] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:47:51 towards level 70.
[08/04/14 02:47:47] Darwick [619/906] has come upon [Sanyi] [624/882] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 21:56:55 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/04/14 11:19:15] Ajvorl [2/9] has come upon Darwick [817/906] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[08/05/14 03:47:45] GDI [28/930] has come upon Darwick [434/906] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:15:10 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/05/14 08:18:09] Ajvorl stole Darwick's level 117 amulet while they were sleeping! Ajvorl leaves his old level 27 amulet behind, which Darwick then takes.
[08/05/14 13:47:46] Darwick [331/807] has come upon CaptianObvious [221/1048] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 06:05:25 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/06/14 13:36:03] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 28. 0 days, 01:09:38 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 70.
[08/07/14 00:47:45] Darwick [44/827] has come upon Sanyi [409/842] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:58:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/07/14 09:46:49] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 15:02:32 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[08/07/14 18:29:25] Ajvorl [15/585] has come upon Darwick [779/827] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[08/07/14 22:42:40] endre, GDI, peta, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/14 01:47:46] peta [918/944] has come upon Darwick [772/827] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 04:17:16 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/08/14 15:14:33] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/14 21:47:45] Darwick [274/827] has come upon kocka [214/1013] and rocked it! 0 days, 12:22:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/08/14 21:47:45] In the fierce battle, kocka dropped his level 67 pair of boots! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 64 pair of boots to kocka.
[08/09/14 02:47:45] Darwick [103/830] has come upon IRPGbot [242/1178] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:32:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/09/14 07:01:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 06:48:16 toward level 70.
[08/09/14 13:09:28] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 14:52:51 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[08/09/14 23:34:13] gyilkos and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/14 09:20:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:32:42 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[08/10/14 13:02:40] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/14 15:41:30] Darwick [271/830] has come upon md5 [400/741] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/12/14 16:42:16] Darwick [837/849] has come upon Edina [32/675] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 04:03:20 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/12/14 21:02:13] DarwickAK, koszik, and GDI [1444/2831] have team battled CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and Darwick [632/2533] and won! 0 days, 14:18:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/14 11:37:43] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:51:37 towards level 71.
[08/13/14 21:47:45] Edina [662/675] has come upon Darwick [244/849] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:10:19 is removed from Edina's clock.
[08/14/14 20:56:54] kurvaanyad, kocka, and Ajvorl [2680/2721] have team battled koszik, GDI, and Darwick [1495/2602] and won! 0 days, 00:23:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/14 09:41:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 12 days, 13:42:07 toward level 71.
[08/15/14 18:08:28] Darwick [70/849] has come upon GDI [722/913] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 21:03:45 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/16/14 02:55:54] Ajvorl stole Darwick's level 53 charm while they were sleeping! Ajvorl leaves his old level 37 charm behind, which Darwick then takes.
[08/16/14 19:08:24] gyilkos [75/833] has come upon Darwick [262/831] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 04:20:56 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/16/14 21:41:57] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:53:12 towards level 71.
[08/17/14 00:08:25] Darwick [808/831] has come upon kurvaanyad [556/1078] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 20:05:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/17/14 17:11:50] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:32:37 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[08/18/14 21:08:25] Darwick [376/831] has come upon endre [282/646] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 12:37:32 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/19/14 01:06:28] koszik [442/859] has come upon Darwick [62/831] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 01:27:44 is removed from koszik's clock.
[08/19/14 06:20:11] Darwick [209/831] has come upon Edina [150/675] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 21:36:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/19/14 23:38:03] Darwick [110/831] has come upon endre [3/646] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 07:42:29 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/21/14 20:16:41] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 13:02:34 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[08/22/14 00:08:25] Darwick [25/831] has come upon IRPGbot [772/1199] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:29:31 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/22/14 03:14:33] lejah, Darwick, and Reggie [2348/2759] have team battled CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and m00 [1635/2662] and won! 0 days, 08:03:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/14 03:02:49] gyilkos, Darwick, and Sanyi [673/2512] have team battled md5, lejah, and Ajvorl [1854/2365] and lost! 0 days, 22:41:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/14 06:12:16] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:24 towards level 71.
[08/24/14 21:13:24] Darwick [756/831] has come upon Ajvorl [204/678] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:47:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/25/14 05:27:39] Darwick and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/14 13:54:48] Darwick [715/831] has come upon Reggie [924/1000] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:22:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/25/14 19:30:17] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:23 towards level 71.
[08/25/14 19:40:56] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 0 with their belt. 0 days, 01:10:31 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 71.
[08/26/14 00:58:30] gyilkos, [Sanyi], and Edina [1198/2493] have team battled Kiinga, endre, and Darwick [1590/2150] and lost! 0 days, 20:47:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/14 19:08:28] koszik [501/859] has come upon Darwick [39/831] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:39:30 is removed from koszik's clock.
[08/26/14 19:32:04] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:30:52 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[08/27/14 10:03:30] Darwick got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:08 from level 71.
[08/27/14 15:08:25] Darwick [254/831] has come upon Edina [710/736] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:42:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/28/14 01:08:26] Darwick [712/831] has come upon koszik [445/859] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:48:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/28/14 06:08:26] Darwick [275/831] has come upon endre [566/671] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:20:30 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/28/14 10:16:50] Darwick [449/831] has come upon CaptianObvious [51/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 09:37:19 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/28/14 13:54:05] GDI, m00, and [Sanyi] [2116/2783] have team battled Edina, gyilkos, and Darwick [1350/2429] and won! 2 days, 00:29:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/14 15:03:22] Ajvorl, gyilkos, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/14 00:14:36] Darwick saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:07:44 from level 72.
[08/29/14 02:08:27] peta [990/992] has come upon Darwick [542/831] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 17:53:54 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/29/14 12:08:27] kurvaanyad [504/1102] has come upon Darwick [465/831] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:55:18 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/30/14 08:08:27] Darwick [438/831] has come upon Sanyi [538/847] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 14:21:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/31/14 14:08:24] Darwick [86/831] has come upon kocka [1007/1043] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 05:35:16 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/31/14 15:56:46] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/14 17:20:47] kurvaanyad, Reggie, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/14 19:08:26] m00 [267/920] has come upon Darwick [247/831] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 07:42:18 is removed from m00's clock.
[08/31/14 19:08:26] m00 has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 3 days, 03:51:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/01/14 12:25:24] endre, DarwickAK, koszik, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/14 11:08:25] Darwick [118/831] has come upon kurvaanyad [685/1102] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:06:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/03/14 11:00:25] [Sanyi], Sanyi, koszik, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/14 16:48:53] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/14 18:12:12] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 103. 0 days, 01:11:42 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 72.
[09/04/14 23:08:27] [Sanyi] [15/1094] has come upon Darwick [662/837] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 05:14:40 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/05/14 09:08:27] Darwick [400/837] has come upon kurvaanyad [1062/1096] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:04:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/05/14 10:59:14] Edina, peta, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/14 17:22:21] Darwick and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/14 05:34:31] GDI, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/14 11:44:51] koszik, CaptianObvious, and Kiinga [1090/2540] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [2696/2744] and lost! 0 days, 07:05:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/14 22:15:21] Sanyi [356/854] has come upon Darwick [818/837] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 19:38:11 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/08/14 17:36:48] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:30:20 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[09/09/14 15:40:19] Darwick [20/837] has come upon Ajvorl [7/815] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 08:04:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/09/14 23:51:52] Darwick [712/837] has come upon Ajvorl [387/815] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:16:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/10/14 00:42:57] md5, GDI, and Reggie [2103/2748] have team battled peta, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [1325/2965] and won! 1 day, 23:04:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/14 22:15:22] Joska, m00, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/14 10:08:27] Darwick [50/837] has come upon CaptianObvious [244/1057] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:50:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/11/14 13:29:34] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:56:54 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[09/12/14 01:08:24] DarwickAK [33/1092] has come upon Darwick [473/837] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:25:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/12/14 11:08:28] Darwick [791/837] has come upon gyilkos [25/863] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:08:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/12/14 11:45:47] Darwick [371/841] has come upon [Sanyi] [830/1089] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 23:23:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/12/14 17:01:08] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 17:02:24 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[09/13/14 13:51:11] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:17:24 towards level 73.
[09/13/14 22:08:24] kocka [229/1043] has come upon Darwick [499/841] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 09:40:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/13/14 22:34:27] md5, m00, and peta [195/2711] have team battled endre, Darwick, and GDI [242/2497] and lost! 0 days, 04:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/14 16:21:45] Darwick [239/841] has come upon [Sanyi] [19/1089] and rocked it! 7 days, 11:22:26 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/15/14 17:41:43] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:22:42 towards level 73.
[09/17/14 01:17:15] Joska, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/14 01:04:51] Kiinga, kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/14 07:08:24] kurvaanyad [972/1116] has come upon Darwick [773/841] and rocked it! 0 days, 08:59:44 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/21/14 04:18:22] Ajvorl, Sanyi, Reggie, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/14 12:00:24] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 57. 0 days, 01:12:05 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 73.
[09/22/14 03:31:33] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:02:43 towards level 73.
[09/23/14 03:12:34] Darwick [201/841] has come upon Ajvorl [0/831] and rocked it! 1 day, 03:07:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/23/14 21:55:30] peta, gyilkos, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/14 05:03:16] peta, endre, and DarwickAK [1175/2898] have team battled md5, Darwick, and Kiinga [723/2295] and won! 2 days, 18:52:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/14 14:16:28] kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, and kocka [2792/3003] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and Joska [2145/2803] and won! 0 days, 01:17:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/14 08:35:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 19:52:36 toward level 73.
[09/27/14 06:08:25] kocka [10/1043] has come upon Darwick [674/841] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 05:08:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/28/14 00:28:31] gyilkos, koszik, and kurvaanyad [2066/2775] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and Joska [321/3034] and won! 0 days, 06:51:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/14 05:25:40] [Sanyi], Joska, and peta [1230/3221] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and Edina [639/2638] and won! 0 days, 23:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/14 08:33:59] Darwick set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:56 from level 73.
[09/28/14 11:09:24] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/14 14:38:21] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:14:38 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[09/28/14 17:06:16] Darwick [595/841] has come upon endre [662/839] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/29/14 14:06:52] Kiinga, Darwick, and Reggie [1999/2525] have team battled Joska, kocka, and CaptianObvious [2388/3206] and lost! 0 days, 13:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/14 04:25:58] md5, Darwick, and Kiinga [744/2295] have team battled peta, DarwickAK, and koszik [1011/2878] and lost! 0 days, 10:09:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/14 04:34:48] m00, Darwick, and peta [616/2825] have team battled Edina, [Sanyi], and kocka [1243/2870] and lost! 0 days, 05:12:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/14 16:20:54] koszik [389/800] has come upon Darwick [399/841] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:34:18 is added to koszik's clock.
[10/01/14 00:08:28] Darwick [94/841] has come upon endre [701/851] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 02:25:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/01/14 08:50:11] Darwick reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darwick's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/14 14:11:48] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 20:44:59 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[10/01/14 15:14:11] m00, gyilkos, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/14 04:24:59] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:40:38 towards level 74.
[10/03/14 22:08:25] Darwick [776/844] has come upon m00 [497/970] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 19:53:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/04/14 18:08:27] Darwick [616/844] has come upon Sanyi [430/866] and rocked it! 6 days, 08:32:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/04/14 21:30:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 13:14:01 from level 74.
[10/05/14 06:04:00] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:09:01 towards level 74.
[10/05/14 10:54:31] Darwick [1/844] has come upon Joska [687/1104] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 16:54:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/06/14 09:46:51] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 59. 0 days, 01:13:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 74.
[10/06/14 10:08:25] koszik [120/839] has come upon Darwick [456/844] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:04:42 is added to koszik's clock.
[10/06/14 13:27:22] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 12:50:05 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[10/06/14 14:08:21] [Sanyi], koszik, and m00 [777/2898] have team battled gyilkos, Darwick, and Edina [550/2439] and won! 0 days, 11:40:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/14 15:08:27] Darwick [299/844] has come upon Joska [119/1104] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 04:12:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/06/14 15:43:00] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:35:28 towards level 74.
[10/07/14 06:20:54] gyilkos, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [1223/2651] have team battled Darwick, peta, and md5 [1215/2647] and won! 2 days, 17:49:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/14 14:30:25] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:57:40 towards level 74.
[10/07/14 19:28:36] koszik, m00, and Darwick [1378/2675] have team battled DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and Joska [2264/2994] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/14 02:08:27] Sanyi [372/874] has come upon Darwick [740/855] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 14:51:46 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/08/14 09:29:11] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 14:38:21 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[10/08/14 10:16:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 14 days, 20:54:47 toward level 74.
[10/09/14 04:21:37] [Sanyi], Reggie, Darwick, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/14 12:19:38] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:58 towards level 74.
[10/10/14 03:11:33] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:40 towards level 74.
[10/10/14 09:08:28] md5 [656/796] has come upon Darwick [632/855] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 13:51:51 is removed from md5's clock.
[10/10/14 22:21:08] Ajvorl, peta, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/14 00:08:28] Darwick [503/855] has come upon endre [547/851] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:01:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/11/14 09:02:56] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:33:24 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[10/11/14 17:07:47] endre, DarwickAK, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/14 04:31:50] Darwick [589/855] has come upon koszik [153/850] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:16:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/13/14 08:27:52] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:53 towards level 74.
[10/13/14 09:03:45] Darwick [777/855] has come upon Reggie [11/1005] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 06:27:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/15/14 01:51:20] Suki [109/336] has come upon Darwick [654/855] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to Suki's clock.
[10/15/14 14:00:13] Joska, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [2230/3266] have team battled Ajvorl, Darwick, and Suki [1544/2317] and won! 0 days, 20:32:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/14 08:18:27] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 13:07:59 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[10/17/14 11:50:09] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 18:43:12 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[10/18/14 21:37:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 27 days, 18:16:13 from level 75.
[10/18/14 22:08:28] Darwick [102/855] has come upon Ajvorl [671/868] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 21:16:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/19/14 07:50:35] Darwick got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:37:30 from level 75.
[10/19/14 07:51:53] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 9 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:14:37 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 75.
[10/19/14 11:32:22] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 09:59:16 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[10/20/14 18:07:52] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:07:13 towards level 75.
[10/20/14 21:15:33] Darwick [153/855] has come upon Joska [79/1118] and rocked it! 11 days, 00:43:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/20/14 23:14:03] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:08:30 towards level 75.
[10/21/14 07:48:30] Darwick fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:56:51 from level 75.
[10/21/14 20:51:15] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:56:17 from level 75.
[10/22/14 07:25:06] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 170 damage. 0 days, 01:14:22 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 75.
[10/23/14 02:08:27] Darwick [338/855] has come upon Ajvorl [867/884] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:46:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/23/14 15:57:26] endre stole Darwick's level 67 pair of boots while they were sleeping! endre leaves his old level 56 pair of boots behind, which Darwick then takes.
[10/24/14 13:53:30] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/14 14:59:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 9 days, 22:48:50 toward level 75.
[10/25/14 00:43:50] Darwick [572/843] has come upon Joska [668/1121] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 04:50:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/26/14 02:34:43] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/14 01:08:26] endre [501/850] has come upon Darwick [309/843] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 09:49:40 is removed from endre's clock.
[10/28/14 09:11:54] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 01:33:04 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[10/31/14 05:04:53] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 05:39:25 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[10/31/14 09:10:31] Darwick [461/843] has come upon gyilkos [499/1113] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 16:49:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/31/14 11:17:33] Joska, Reggie, and Edina [2557/2876] have team battled GDI, endre, and Darwick [1928/2694] and won! 0 days, 00:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/14 01:34:13] peta, Reggie, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/14 01:09:49] endre, CaptianObvious, and Edina [2229/2639] have team battled m00, Darwick, and gyilkos [2293/2939] and lost! 0 days, 06:19:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/14 04:47:14] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:48:36 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[11/02/14 08:27:47] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 45 with their belt. 0 days, 01:14:12 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 75.
[11/03/14 03:35:15] koszik, Darwick, and Kiinga [643/2413] have team battled gyilkos, md5, and kocka [1219/2953] and lost! 0 days, 08:42:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/14 19:29:49] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:49:00 towards level 75.
[11/04/14 08:10:04] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 07:37:54 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[11/04/14 08:10:31] [Sanyi] [411/1304] has come upon Darwick [109/843] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 17:38:25 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/04/14 16:45:58] Edina, Reggie, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/14 04:20:39] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:05:58 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[11/07/14 15:39:16] Darwick [748/843] has come upon Joska [413/1141] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:19:29 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/08/14 06:48:02] Darwick [177/887] has come upon Edina [10/734] and rocked it! 11 days, 01:56:32 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/08/14 16:32:23] [Sanyi] [964/1304] has come upon Darwick [57/887] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/08/14 21:12:49] Darwick and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/14 08:10:29] Darwick [656/887] has come upon peta [210/1071] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 23:21:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/09/14 16:34:41] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:48:44 towards level 76.
[11/10/14 04:10:28] GDI [587/1001] has come upon Darwick [189/894] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:34:52 is removed from GDI's clock.
[11/11/14 03:27:29] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 53 damage. 0 days, 01:15:14 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 76.
[11/11/14 08:45:23] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:27:01 towards level 76.
[11/12/14 10:49:53] kurvaanyad, Reggie, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/14 16:10:29] Darwick [574/894] has come upon peta [281/1064] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 02:22:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/12/14 21:10:30] Darwick [645/894] has come upon Edina [436/753] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 18:19:32 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/13/14 06:50:25] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:52:48 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[11/14/14 14:55:24] [Sanyi] [366/1307] has come upon Darwick [34/898] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:37:32 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/15/14 06:42:22] Darwick [896/898] has come upon koszik [237/891] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:43:21 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/15/14 21:31:57] m00, Sanyi, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/14 21:33:05] Darwick [656/898] has come upon m00 [874/1082] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 20:59:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/16/14 00:46:40] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/14 01:55:23] Darwick [57/898] has come upon GDI [1028/1038] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:31:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/17/14 04:29:54] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:13:19 towards level 76.
[11/17/14 08:54:05] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:00 towards level 76.
[11/18/14 03:55:22] m00 [67/1086] has come upon Darwick [698/898] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:32:56 is added to m00's clock.
[11/18/14 21:36:56] endre, Kiinga, and gyilkos [786/2659] have team battled kocka, Sanyi, and Darwick [1586/2824] and lost! 3 days, 04:42:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/14 04:00:53] Darwick [631/898] has come upon [Sanyi] [217/1307] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:25:42 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/19/14 13:30:07] Darwick was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:58 from level 76.
[11/19/14 14:47:05] Darwick, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [365/3323] have team battled CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [1993/3021] and lost! 1 day, 00:29:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/14 23:32:09] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:26:11 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[11/21/14 11:55:25] Sanyi [324/887] has come upon Darwick [763/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:45:58 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/21/14 22:40:11] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/14 23:14:23] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:22:04 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[11/22/14 06:21:38] kurvaanyad, Reggie, and Edina [40/2934] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and md5 [1679/3015] and lost! 0 days, 06:44:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/14 09:21:39] GDI, Kiinga, Reggie, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/14 02:46:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:55:21 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[11/23/14 14:31:08] kurvaanyad, Sanyi, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/14 15:45:36] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/14 19:13:23] Darwick got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:12 from level 76.
[11/23/14 19:25:49] Reggie, Darwick, and Sanyi [2580/2817] have team battled DarwickAK, Kiinga, and m00 [1965/2623] and won! 0 days, 02:40:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/14 22:49:11] Edina [748/753] has come upon Darwick [756/902] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to Edina's clock.
[11/23/14 23:55:22] Sanyi [118/887] has come upon Darwick [314/902] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:09:48 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/24/14 06:06:25] Darwick [238/902] has come upon Sanyi [52/887] and rocked it! 11 days, 06:01:19 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/24/14 09:55:24] Edina [215/753] has come upon Darwick [236/902] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 07:10:47 is added to Edina's clock.
[11/25/14 04:24:49] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/14 11:43:05] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:39:02 towards level 77.
[11/25/14 17:41:48] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:02:12 towards level 77.
[11/26/14 11:55:21] Darwick [49/902] has come upon CaptianObvious [617/1068] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 20:31:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/27/14 12:55:23] peta [947/1092] has come upon Darwick [256/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 06:58:13 is removed from peta's clock.
[11/27/14 13:13:32] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:05:23 towards level 77.
[11/28/14 03:55:23] Darwick [369/905] has come upon DarwickAK [513/1069] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 22:26:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/28/14 13:03:17] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:23:40 towards level 77.
[11/29/14 03:09:03] md5, m00, and CaptianObvious [156/3015] have team battled Darwick, peta, and GDI [971/3026] and lost! 1 day, 02:45:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/14 07:41:54] Darwick [606/905] has come upon endre [429/842] and rocked it! 6 days, 05:33:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/29/14 11:08:45] Darwick left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Darwick's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/29/14 14:55:25] Reggie [492/1028] has come upon Darwick [653/877] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 07:46:06 is added to Reggie's clock.
[11/30/14 13:48:04] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:08:56 towards level 77.
[11/30/14 21:54:15] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 28 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:16:40 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 77.
[12/01/14 09:54:21] Ajvorl, Edina, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/14 21:55:23] Darwick [146/877] has come upon peta [568/853] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:19:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/02/14 08:10:25] [Sanyi], md5, endre, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/14 01:57:50] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:18 towards level 77.
[12/03/14 23:57:01] Darwick [809/877] has come upon Sanyi [679/890] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 23:34:08 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/04/14 18:13:36] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/14 21:18:34] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 9 damage. 0 days, 01:16:54 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 77.
[12/04/14 21:44:09] GDI, Reggie, Edina, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/14 00:59:06] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:13:24 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[12/05/14 09:25:02] Darwick [215/877] has come upon Kiinga [365/701] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:45:45 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/05/14 16:36:22] kurvaanyad [904/1161] has come upon Darwick [506/877] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 09:13:46 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/05/14 18:10:51] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/14 21:09:40] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 36. 0 days, 01:16:25 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 77.
[12/06/14 00:50:08] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 07:00:36 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[12/06/14 02:44:03] Darwick reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darwick's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/14 06:55:22] Darwick [508/881] has come upon DarwickAK [451/1077] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:19:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/06/14 15:19:17] Darwick and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/14 21:55:21] CaptianObvious [853/1069] has come upon Darwick [482/881] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 04:55:05 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/07/14 20:08:23] Darwick [37/881] has come upon endre [264/838] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/08/14 02:51:15] Darwick and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/14 05:13:46] kocka, endre, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/14 23:55:22] CaptianObvious [504/1069] has come upon Darwick [129/881] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:23:59 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/09/14 14:55:23] peta [669/1008] has come upon Darwick [591/881] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 05:42:57 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/09/14 20:34:03] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 09:34:35 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[12/09/14 20:34:03] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 14 with their belt. 0 days, 01:17:28 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 78.
[12/10/14 00:14:31] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 116 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:17:43 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 78.
[12/10/14 03:22:14] endre, kocka, and gyilkos [1955/2994] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and Luke [180/2335] and won! 0 days, 02:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/14 10:55:24] GDI [345/1022] has come upon Darwick [470/881] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 08:44:32 is added to GDI's clock.
[12/11/14 03:45:44] CaptianObvious, Edina, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/14 04:02:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 7 days, 15:42:23 toward level 78.
[12/11/14 11:55:22] Kiinga [60/708] has come upon Darwick [685/881] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 03:58:32 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/11/14 19:22:38] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:57:56 towards level 78.
[12/11/14 20:14:59] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:57:23 towards level 78.
[12/12/14 03:51:45] koszik [561/878] has come upon Darwick [263/881] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 22:00:21 is removed from koszik's clock.
[12/13/14 13:21:17] Darwick [573/885] has come upon endre [419/847] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 07:52:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/13/14 19:11:18] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:58:07 towards level 78.
[12/13/14 23:52:27] Darwick [850/885] has come upon md5 [612/1094] and rocked it! 2 days, 10:58:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/14/14 19:35:06] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:26 towards level 78.
[12/14/14 19:49:31] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:13:15 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[12/15/14 04:22:52] Darwick [855/885] has come upon CaptianObvious [805/1038] and rocked it! 1 day, 10:45:06 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/15/14 05:55:21] Darwick [631/885] has come upon [Sanyi] [248/1307] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:55:26 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/15/14 15:55:23] gyilkos [1065/1129] has come upon Darwick [662/885] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:31:23 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/16/14 09:31:13] [Sanyi], m00, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/14 18:30:48] d-__-b [113/436] has come upon Darwick [730/885] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[12/17/14 05:04:12] Darwick, kocka, and Kiinga [310/2639] have team battled CaptianObvious, Edina, and Reggie [2226/2833] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/14 20:37:05] peta, koszik, and kurvaanyad [3120/3254] have team battled kocka, Reggie, and Darwick [1401/2940] and won! 0 days, 02:38:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 14:52:17] Darwick [862/885] has come upon Sanyi [864/905] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:25:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/19/14 14:11:33] Ajvorl, Luke, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/14 14:51:42] Darwick [329/885] has come upon Sanyi [857/905] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:49:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/19/14 14:55:22] Darwick [39/885] has come upon Sanyi [559/905] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:00:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/19/14 15:49:13] Darwick got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:20 from level 78.
[12/19/14 17:07:09] Darwick was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:07:05 from level 78.
[12/19/14 18:08:31] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:33 towards level 78.
[12/20/14 04:34:02] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:24 towards level 78.
[12/20/14 14:02:03] Darwick [104/885] has come upon d-__-b [431/503] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 18:32:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/20/14 15:55:24] Darwick [122/885] has come upon Kiinga [639/786] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 13:24:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/20/14 16:20:49] CaptianObvious, Kiinga, Darwick, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/14 22:36:35] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 181. 0 days, 01:18:41 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 79.
[12/21/14 06:55:21] kocka [33/1039] has come upon Darwick [249/885] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 11:48:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/21/14 10:50:04] Darwick, Sanyi, and kurvaanyad [935/2951] have team battled koszik, Reggie, and Edina [684/2891] and won! 4 days, 12:51:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/14 11:55:22] GDI [352/1022] has come upon Darwick [739/885] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:54:24 is added to GDI's clock.
[12/21/14 21:55:23] DarwickAK [408/1068] has come upon Darwick [411/885] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:19:30 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/22/14 07:55:25] Darwick [764/885] has come upon IRPGbot [626/1292] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 16:28:32 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/22/14 12:15:25] Darwick [666/885] has come upon gyilkos [746/1129] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 16:22:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/22/14 12:55:22] Darwick [66/885] has come upon m00 [643/880] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 17:19:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/24/14 16:39:05] Ajvorl, kocka, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/14 22:00:51] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 33 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:18:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 79.
[12/25/14 18:11:20] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 37 with their belt. 0 days, 01:18:56 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 79.
[12/25/14 20:55:23] Darwick [696/885] has come upon GDI [549/1038] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 12:41:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/25/14 20:55:23] In the fierce battle, GDI dropped his level 72 set of leggings! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 50 set of leggings to GDI.
[12/25/14 22:38:59] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/14 19:03:39] m00, endre, Sanyi, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/14 23:35:34] gyilkos and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/14 23:38:58] Darwick [311/909] has come upon gyilkos [752/1129] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:19:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/27/14 21:33:59] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 22:45:53 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/28/14 21:25:02] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:27:48 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/29/14 20:02:45] peta, Edina, and Ajvorl [2892/2927] have team battled kurvaanyad, koszik, and Darwick [465/3212] and won! 0 days, 12:31:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/14 02:41:08] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:19 towards level 79.
[12/30/14 10:50:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 3 days, 04:57:41 toward level 79.
[12/30/14 11:40:26] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:39 towards level 79.
[12/30/14 17:56:19] lqx [7/407] has come upon Darwick [567/909] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to lqx's clock.
[12/30/14 20:25:28] Darwick [731/909] has come upon koszik [324/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:28:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/31/14 00:21:04] gyilkos and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/15 15:26:50] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:20 towards level 79.
[01/02/15 04:17:51] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:12 towards level 79.
[01/02/15 10:15:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:02:53 from level 79.
[01/02/15 20:40:16] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:55:43 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[01/03/15 06:36:10] Darwick [485/909] has come upon kocka [40/1039] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:51:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/03/15 13:41:22] Darwick [616/909] has come upon d-__-b [462/575] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:56:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/03/15 13:41:22] Darwick has dealt d-__-b a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:30:17 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[01/03/15 20:31:23] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 69 with their belt. 0 days, 01:18:14 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 79.
[01/03/15 23:24:07] Darwick [859/909] has come upon kurvaanyad [812/1154] and rocked it! 13 days, 03:28:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/04/15 01:47:26] endre, lqx, and DarwickAK [445/2402] have team battled Darwick, kocka, and m00 [949/2828] and lost! 0 days, 06:05:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/15 06:30:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 23 days, 23:14:50 toward level 80.
[01/04/15 10:41:56] Darwick [329/909] has come upon Reggie [829/1016] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 03:50:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/04/15 16:41:53] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 7 damage. 0 days, 01:19:19 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 80.
[01/05/15 00:50:51] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:16:54 towards level 80.
[01/05/15 01:14:31] Darwick [668/909] has come upon Sanyi [841/912] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 05:10:06 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/05/15 15:59:42] Darwick, Reggie, and GDI [2683/2941] have team battled endre, Kiinga, and lqx [1378/2005] and won! 0 days, 12:33:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/15 18:02:56] Darwick [243/909] has come upon endre [360/847] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 09:56:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/05/15 18:50:10] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:03:52 towards level 80.
[01/06/15 20:04:28] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 06:58:26 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/07/15 06:45:35] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:21:43 towards level 80.
[01/07/15 08:14:18] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:32:51 towards level 80.
[01/08/15 11:45:53] peta, Joska, and gyilkos [602/3276] have team battled koszik, Darwick, and kurvaanyad [959/3203] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/15 14:57:23] GDI [313/1016] has come upon Darwick [876/909] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:17:32 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/09/15 15:57:03] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:25:18 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/09/15 19:23:44] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:24:40 towards level 80.
[01/10/15 12:03:27] gyilkos, endre, Edina, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/15 23:45:43] Darwick [386/909] has come upon endre [618/847] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 09:51:40 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/11/15 00:44:05] Darwick [36/909] has come upon kocka [270/1039] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 16:51:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/11/15 02:01:36] Darwick [894/909] has come upon Ajvorl [700/1113] and rocked it! 2 days, 13:39:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/11/15 06:02:29] Darwick [155/909] has come upon kocka [206/1039] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 13:59:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/11/15 12:57:26] Darwick [624/909] has come upon kurvaanyad [1127/1159] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:24:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/13/15 03:11:44] [Sanyi], GDI, Reggie, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/15 08:34:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 6 days, 09:38:59 toward level 80.
[01/13/15 14:57:26] DarwickAK [777/1068] has come upon Darwick [570/909] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 11:53:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/13/15 14:57:26] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 72 set of leggings! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 48 set of leggings to Darwick.
[01/13/15 17:04:17] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:55 towards level 80.
[01/14/15 05:12:11] CaptianObvious, kocka, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/15 10:57:27] Darwick [69/883] has come upon gyilkos [968/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:52:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/14/15 11:11:30] Darwick [520/883] has come upon Sanyi [510/912] and rocked it! 0 days, 12:26:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/14/15 11:35:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 09:00:34 toward level 80.
[01/15/15 11:50:28] Darwick [622/883] has come upon d-__-b [206/594] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:32:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/15/15 11:57:26] CaptianObvious [459/1049] has come upon Darwick [716/883] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 16:59:26 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/16/15 04:14:51] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/15 08:06:05] Darwick [55/883] has come upon Sanyi [483/912] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/16/15 22:57:26] GDI [501/1016] has come upon Darwick [604/883] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 14:15:06 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/17/15 06:54:32] Joska, GDI, peta, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/15 08:33:08] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:37:21 towards level 81.
[01/18/15 11:48:13] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:05:56 towards level 81.
[01/19/15 12:07:45] Joska, Edina, and [Sanyi] [859/3134] have team battled Darwick, m00, and d-__-b [902/2360] and lost! 0 days, 14:28:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/15 14:27:21] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 0 with their belt. 0 days, 01:20:17 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 81.
[01/20/15 00:21:23] GDI, m00, d-__-b, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/15 12:46:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 20:42:07 from level 81.
[01/21/15 00:24:48] Ajvorl, GDI, Edina, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/15 06:35:37] Darwick was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:41:40 from level 81.
[01/24/15 13:42:32] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 17:47:06 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[01/25/15 03:37:00] Darwick [210/883] has come upon DarwickAK [257/1092] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 03:07:55 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/25/15 07:17:15] d-__-b [434/608] has come upon Darwick [360/883] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 11:40:41 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[01/25/15 14:45:00] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:23:12 towards level 81.
[01/26/15 09:32:14] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:06:34 towards level 81.
[01/26/15 17:57:25] endre [25/868] has come upon Darwick [701/883] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 18:54:51 is added to endre's clock.
[01/27/15 03:47:19] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:54 towards level 81.
[01/27/15 09:27:36] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/15 13:15:49] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:38:53 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[01/28/15 14:57:24] Darwick [575/883] has come upon CaptianObvious [281/1049] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 05:20:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/29/15 08:06:49] Kiinga, gyilkos, and Darwick [995/3002] have team battled m00, Sanyi, and endre [907/2663] and won! 1 day, 18:03:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/15 10:37:46] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:52:58 from level 81.
[01/30/15 06:38:38] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:01 towards level 81.
[01/30/15 12:28:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 09:07:22 from level 81.
[01/30/15 14:55:49] Joska, peta, Kiinga, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/15 08:44:01] endre [94/898] has come upon Darwick [179/883] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 07:58:09 is added to endre's clock.
[01/31/15 18:13:46] [Sanyi], m00, and DarwickAK [299/3381] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and GDI [1164/2990] and lost! 0 days, 17:56:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/15 22:13:31] Joska, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/15 22:23:34] Darwick [272/883] has come upon gyilkos [684/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:08:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/31/15 22:31:15] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/15 03:42:30] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:29 towards level 81.
[02/01/15 14:59:00] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:39 towards level 81.
[02/01/15 23:24:54] Joska, Kiinga, and Sanyi [1890/2742] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and m00 [2022/2815] and lost! 0 days, 21:03:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/15 22:27:28] Ajvorl [816/1107] has come upon Darwick [620/883] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 15:16:23 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[02/02/15 23:02:48] [Sanyi], GDI, m00, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/15 23:04:28] Darwick [537/883] has come upon [Sanyi] [836/1406] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:59:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/03/15 15:57:56] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/15 00:43:32] peta [449/1036] has come upon Darwick [842/883] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 17:31:12 is added to peta's clock.
[02/04/15 19:02:32] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:56 towards level 81.
[02/05/15 01:58:16] Ajvorl, Reggie, Edina, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/15 10:28:14] Darwick [126/892] has come upon Edina [328/807] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 02:50:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/05/15 13:32:43] Darwick has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:51:06 from level 82.
[02/07/15 00:43:59] Darwick [357/892] has come upon Kiinga [349/840] and fucked they ass up! 14 days, 05:39:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/07/15 03:54:45] Joska, kocka, Kiinga, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/15 11:46:04] d-__-b, peta, and gyilkos [1422/2961] have team battled CaptianObvious, [Sanyi], and Darwick [2868/3354] and lost! 1 day, 08:43:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/15 11:58:14] Darwick met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:52:42 from level 82.
[02/07/15 20:43:59] Darwick [340/892] has come upon Ajvorl [218/1107] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 15:06:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/09/15 19:32:55] Ajvorl, lqx, and kocka [581/2813] have team battled Edina, peta, and Darwick [521/2735] and won! 0 days, 06:26:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/15 13:44:01] Darwick [397/892] has come upon m00 [174/884] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 18:38:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/10/15 19:46:00] m00, DarwickAK, and kocka [495/3117] have team battled Darwick, lqx, and d-__-b [939/2103] and lost! 0 days, 22:54:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/15 23:17:22] Darwick [307/892] has come upon m00 [728/884] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 01:43:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/11/15 19:44:02] Darwick [472/892] has come upon DarwickAK [165/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 01:08:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/11/15 20:07:55] Reggie, gyilkos, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/15 20:52:31] Joska, Reggie, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/14/15 08:10:59] Darwick walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:30:51 from level 82.
[02/14/15 10:56:06] Joska [601/990] has come upon Darwick [677/892] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 12:00:00 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/14/15 12:53:02] Joska, [Sanyi], and Reggie [3114/3434] have team battled d-__-b, endre, and Darwick [2192/2646] and won! 1 day, 02:49:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/15 13:44:03] Darwick [573/892] has come upon d-__-b [377/646] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 23:56:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/15/15 18:43:59] Darwick [114/892] has come upon DarwickAK [92/1092] and rocked it! 2 days, 21:18:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/16/15 11:23:34] gyilkos and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/15 14:12:42] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:54:03 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[02/16/15 14:46:07] [Sanyi] [1197/1421] has come upon Darwick [747/892] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 20:04:23 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/16/15 17:53:15] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 34. 0 days, 01:21:34 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 82.
[02/16/15 19:44:00] Darwick [581/892] has come upon peta [304/1036] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 12:18:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/17/15 02:42:48] Darwick [684/892] has come upon Reggie [595/1023] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 06:39:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/18/15 12:32:55] David [335/339] has come upon Darwick [604/892] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to David's clock.
[02/19/15 12:44:00] Darwick [645/892] has come upon [Sanyi] [771/1421] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:09:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/20/15 21:07:02] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:02 towards level 82.
[02/21/15 13:28:00] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 22 damage. 0 days, 01:21:13 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 82.
[02/21/15 13:39:50] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/15 15:32:53] Darwick saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:19:27 from level 82.
[02/22/15 00:43:59] GDI [288/1102] has come upon Darwick [167/892] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 08:25:04 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/22/15 09:45:28] Darwick, Joska, and GDI [2908/2987] have team battled David, DarwickAK, and Reggie [1325/2562] and won! 0 days, 08:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/15 13:19:06] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:00:00 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[02/22/15 15:44:04] Darwick [134/892] has come upon lqx [611/618] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:41:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/23/15 07:09:06] d-__-b, m00, and Darwick [2346/2569] have team battled endre, peta, and Kiinga [283/2987] and won! 0 days, 06:46:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/15 11:44:02] GDI [190/1102] has come upon Darwick [79/892] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 06:47:40 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/24/15 01:15:49] Darwick [795/892] has come upon m00 [737/880] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:42:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/24/15 04:12:03] kocka, Edina, Sanyi, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/15 07:26:38] Darwick [809/894] has come upon GDI [452/1102] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 17:08:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/25/15 02:26:14] Joska, lqx, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/15 18:44:03] Darwick [383/894] has come upon lqx [584/621] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 23:31:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/26/15 04:44:03] Darwick [33/894] has come upon m00 [314/880] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 23:10:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/26/15 12:43:20] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 99. 0 days, 01:22:25 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 83.
[02/26/15 13:24:04] Darwick [494/894] has come upon lqx [254/621] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 11:28:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/28/15 04:47:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 4 days, 16:41:09 toward level 83.
[02/28/15 10:38:35] peta, endre, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/15 11:44:01] Joska [302/993] has come upon Darwick [879/894] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:16:17 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/28/15 14:52:25] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/15 20:44:26] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:22 towards level 83.
[03/01/15 02:44:00] Joska [268/993] has come upon Darwick [608/905] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:22:17 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/01/15 12:16:26] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 20:29:36 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[03/01/15 12:44:00] Darwick [421/906] has come upon Edina [353/800] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 20:01:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/02/15 12:07:28] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 0. 0 days, 01:22:32 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 83.
[03/02/15 18:44:03] Darwick [350/906] has come upon GDI [439/1289] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 18:57:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/03/15 11:07:16] Darwick, GDI, and [Sanyi] [609/3607] have team battled koszik, Joska, and d-__-b [502/2945] and won! 0 days, 01:49:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/15 23:40:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 6 days, 21:08:09 toward level 83.
[03/04/15 02:29:44] Darwick [16/906] has come upon m00 [204/880] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 01:49:45 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/04/15 02:57:05] Sanyi, d-__-b, and peta [313/2783] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and Joska [2112/3188] and lost! 1 day, 06:14:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/15 07:55:30] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/15 10:44:00] Darwick [768/906] has come upon kocka [231/1201] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:23:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/05/15 01:44:00] endre [888/1014] has come upon Darwick [797/906] and rocked it! 7 days, 06:32:17 is removed from endre's clock.
[03/05/15 21:49:59] Sanyi stole Darwick's level 73 ring while they were sleeping! Sanyi leaves his old level 67 ring behind, which Darwick then takes.
[03/05/15 23:04:50] Ajvorl, peta, endre, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/15 07:05:00] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:41 towards level 83.
[03/08/15 01:09:06] m00, endre, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/15 14:54:14] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:16:32 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[03/09/15 00:44:01] Darwick [886/899] has come upon David [165/639] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:38:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/09/15 00:52:17] Darwick [813/899] has come upon kurvaanyad [696/1182] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:54:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/09/15 06:18:48] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:16 towards level 83.
[03/09/15 11:54:18] Darwick [231/899] has come upon gyilkos [1221/1281] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 18:45:50 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/09/15 18:39:39] DarwickAK, David, and CaptianObvious [513/2820] have team battled d-__-b, Darwick, and Sanyi [1477/2861] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/15 19:18:19] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 69 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:23:50 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 84.
[03/10/15 06:43:59] Darwick [223/899] has come upon koszik [1090/1129] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 10:01:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/10/15 18:33:28] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:40:37 towards level 84.
[03/11/15 15:50:44] Darwick [852/899] has come upon Ajvorl [1027/1168] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 02:10:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/12/15 14:58:34] koszik, Darwick, and Ajvorl [249/3196] have team battled [Sanyi], GDI, and Joska [40/3637] and won! 3 days, 16:53:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/15 12:20:18] Joska, GDI, and gyilkos [850/3563] have team battled Edina, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [2779/3060] and lost! 0 days, 09:42:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/15 14:44:00] Darwick [39/899] has come upon David [216/639] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 11:07:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/15/15 17:55:15] Joska, peta, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/15 15:37:22] Sanyi, gyilkos, and Darwick [1987/3239] have team battled endre, DarwickAK, and d-__-b [2126/3039] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/15 06:14:27] Darwick and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/15 10:21:07] Ajvorl, kocka, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/15 03:23:10] GDI, kocka, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/15 03:32:46] Darwick was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:17:30 from level 84.
[03/18/15 14:44:00] Reggie [644/1044] has come upon Darwick [236/899] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:51:16 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[03/19/15 04:43:18] Ajvorl, Reggie, Edina, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/15 04:46:20] Darwick [449/899] has come upon Ajvorl [366/1168] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 11:50:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/19/15 11:42:58] Darwick [124/920] has come upon d-__-b [17/925] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 00:42:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/19/15 13:26:47] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:19:50 towards level 84.
[03/22/15 00:35:09] peta, Sanyi, and Darwick [2175/2871] have team battled Joska, endre, and [Sanyi] [1787/3358] and won! 0 days, 02:42:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/15 02:36:00] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:06:57 towards level 84.
[03/23/15 09:44:01] Darwick [800/920] has come upon gyilkos [537/1281] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 13:24:01 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/23/15 14:44:02] Darwick [61/920] has come upon Reggie [850/1048] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:51:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/23/15 19:44:02] peta [55/892] has come upon Darwick [573/920] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 20:23:04 is added to peta's clock.
[03/23/15 20:33:03] d-__-b, gyilkos, and kurvaanyad [1245/3388] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [1831/3330] and lost! 1 day, 18:08:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/15 23:55:55] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:54 towards level 84.
[03/24/15 09:23:02] [Sanyi] [1025/1351] has come upon Darwick [237/920] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 05:40:23 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/24/15 23:58:36] Darwick lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:09:17 from level 84.
[03/25/15 01:43:59] Darwick [380/920] has come upon David [485/645] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 14:48:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/26/15 05:15:56] Darwick [448/920] has come upon endre [560/1014] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 21:51:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/26/15 12:44:00] Darwick [498/920] has come upon DarwickAK [940/1112] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:34:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/27/15 18:58:58] Edina, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [1684/2911] have team battled CaptianObvious, GDI, and gyilkos [1719/3683] and lost! 1 day, 17:41:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/15 23:44:01] Ajvorl [656/1151] has come upon Darwick [263/920] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 03:33:51 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[03/28/15 04:57:53] Joska, Edina, David, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/15 21:52:02] Darwick set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:03:38 from level 84.
[03/29/15 07:47:13] lejah, kocka, and Darwick [2891/3065] have team battled koszik, Reggie, and CaptianObvious [1722/3289] and won! 1 day, 09:28:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/15 19:41:52] kurvaanyad, d-__-b, and kocka [3021/3335] have team battled David, Darwick, and m00 [864/2452] and won! 3 days, 20:05:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/15 12:28:53] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/15 17:44:00] Darwick [887/920] has come upon Reggie [917/1042] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:57:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/31/15 03:44:03] Darwick [673/920] has come upon Joska [604/993] and rocked it! 0 days, 17:11:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/31/15 08:44:01] Darwick [190/920] has come upon peta [318/892] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:49:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/31/15 14:09:43] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/15 16:39:07] peta, endre, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/15 19:53:09] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:04 towards level 84.
[04/01/15 21:23:01] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/15 21:29:56] endre [401/1274] has come upon Darwick [326/926] and fucked they ass up! 14 days, 00:52:23 is removed from endre's clock.
[04/02/15 12:36:27] Darwick [534/926] has come upon m00 [91/880] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 20:04:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/02/15 23:59:27] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:46:28 towards level 85.
[04/03/15 11:40:25] peta [484/892] has come upon Darwick [802/926] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 19:43:26 is added to peta's clock.
[04/04/15 09:20:04] lejah [249/938] has come upon Darwick [870/926] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 04:21:50 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/04/15 17:44:00] koszik [223/1134] has come upon Darwick [400/926] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 03:36:15 is added to koszik's clock.
[04/05/15 03:44:01] Darwick [673/926] has come upon CaptianObvious [749/1121] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 20:24:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/05/15 23:35:28] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:47:08 towards level 85.
[04/06/15 00:14:06] Darwick [809/926] has come upon Reggie [389/1042] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 06:43:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/06/15 09:00:20] GDI, CaptianObvious, Edina, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/15 10:22:58] lejah, Joska, and DarwickAK [10/3065] have team battled peta, GDI, and Darwick [1210/3098] and lost! 0 days, 17:26:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/15 10:44:03] Darwick [617/927] has come upon lejah [78/938] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 23:44:32 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/07/15 17:35:06] Darwick, Kiinga, and DarwickAK [1826/3038] have team battled GDI, gyilkos, and Joska [2857/3575] and lost! 1 day, 12:35:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/15 23:36:32] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/15 18:20:26] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:48:21 towards level 85.
[04/09/15 22:44:01] Darwick [876/927] has come upon CaptianObvious [702/1120] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 12:35:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/10/15 18:43:59] Darwick [770/927] has come upon m00 [47/910] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 10:52:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/11/15 07:11:22] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:16:54 towards level 85.
[04/11/15 20:18:54] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:04 towards level 85.
[04/11/15 23:10:06] lqx, CaptianObvious, and d-__-b [1924/2489] have team battled Darwick, lejah, and Reggie [892/2912] and won! 0 days, 13:08:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/15 11:13:14] Darwick [195/927] has come upon d-__-b [510/694] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:17:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/12/15 12:42:18] Darwick [660/927] has come upon endre [350/1252] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:05:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/12/15 14:45:49] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:29:06 towards level 85.
[04/13/15 16:44:00] Darwick [525/927] has come upon lejah [499/943] and rocked it! 1 day, 09:26:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/14/15 12:40:30] Darwick bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:08 from level 85.
[04/15/15 08:44:01] DarwickAK [681/1089] has come upon Darwick [334/927] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 11:29:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/15 18:27:34] GDI, kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/15 12:32:27] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/15 13:35:06] Darwick [471/927] has come upon GDI [868/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:11:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/19/15 11:37:55] Darwick [55/927] has come upon d-__-b [642/694] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 00:20:57 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/20/15 16:22:10] CaptianObvious, kocka, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/15 00:36:35] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/15 04:51:30] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:17:44 towards level 86.
[04/21/15 09:44:02] m00 [704/910] has come upon Darwick [130/935] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:03:27 is removed from m00's clock.
[04/21/15 20:30:00] Darwick and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/15 07:44:02] Ajvorl [903/1152] has come upon Darwick [488/935] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:12:53 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[04/24/15 10:14:35] Darwick [282/935] has come upon lqx [143/683] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 23:55:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/24/15 17:43:59] Ajvorl [1096/1152] has come upon Darwick [333/935] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 22:11:15 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[04/24/15 20:10:40] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:56:52 towards level 86.
[04/25/15 08:16:33] Ajvorl, kocka, Edina, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/15 10:53:43] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/15 02:43:00] GDI [973/1279] has come upon Darwick [110/935] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 03:47:48 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/26/15 04:44:03] Darwick [419/935] has come upon lejah [16/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 03:58:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/26/15 09:06:04] Darwick was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:26 from level 86.
[04/27/15 03:07:51] [Sanyi], lejah, endre, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/27/15 15:44:00] d-__-b [388/694] has come upon Darwick [111/935] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:13:03 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[04/28/15 12:51:38] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 06:37:19 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[04/29/15 14:04:27] Darwick [714/935] has come upon lqx [444/672] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 23:11:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/29/15 20:15:28] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:04 towards level 86.
[04/30/15 06:31:38] Darwick walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:22:47 from level 86.
[05/01/15 04:54:35] Edina, Kiinga, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/15 16:51:44] GDI, DarwickAK, and d-__-b [244/3062] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and peta [845/2914] and lost! 3 days, 16:28:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/15 17:36:05] Darwick [765/935] has come upon Ajvorl [1079/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:06:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/02/15 11:38:25] Darwick [594/935] has come upon Kiinga [524/961] and rocked it! 0 days, 16:35:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/03/15 10:41:53] wabbit_ [194/258] has come upon Darwick [811/935] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[05/03/15 21:44:00] Darwick [900/935] has come upon gyilkos [881/1349] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:07:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/04/15 11:11:08] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:12 from level 86.
[05/04/15 17:44:03] Kiinga [93/961] has come upon Darwick [905/935] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:44:21 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[05/05/15 07:48:58] Darwick [837/935] has come upon DarwickAK [39/1321] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 23:57:25 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/05/15 18:44:02] David [216/657] has come upon Darwick [365/935] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 08:21:16 is added to David's clock.
[05/06/15 07:59:21] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 113. 0 days, 01:26:32 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 87.
[05/06/15 08:34:58] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/15 11:39:50] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 29 damage. 0 days, 01:26:39 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 87.
[05/06/15 14:43:59] Ajvorl [962/1161] has come upon Darwick [527/935] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:12 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[05/07/15 04:11:24] Darwick [708/935] has come upon kocka [814/919] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 05:43:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/07/15 05:44:03] Darwick [8/935] has come upon [Sanyi] [226/943] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 08:54:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/07/15 08:15:44] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/15 13:52:53] Darwick was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:05:52 from level 87.
[05/08/15 16:44:03] m00 [26/911] has come upon Darwick [130/935] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 21:20:54 is added to m00's clock.
[05/09/15 12:36:32] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/15 17:44:01] kurvaanyad [712/1171] has come upon Darwick [138/935] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:06:10 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/09/15 17:44:01] kurvaanyad has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 6 days, 06:26:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/09/15 20:56:50] koszik [224/1320] has come upon Darwick [857/935] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:29:26 is added to koszik's clock.
[05/10/15 01:28:46] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:00:03 towards level 87.
[05/10/15 10:51:34] koszik [826/1320] has come upon Darwick [900/935] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 03:24:14 is added to koszik's clock.
[05/10/15 18:00:16] lejah [227/1008] has come upon Darwick [89/935] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 03:47:49 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/12/15 10:46:24] lejah [722/1008] has come upon Darwick [641/935] and rocked it! 5 days, 07:22:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/12/15 13:47:23] lejah [876/1008] has come upon Darwick [469/935] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 03:59:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/12/15 23:21:26] wabbit_ [592/690] has come upon Darwick [417/935] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:51:02 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[05/12/15 23:21:26] wabbit_ has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 8 days, 17:06:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/13/15 13:27:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 14 days, 00:50:30 toward level 87.
[05/13/15 13:55:22] lejah [73/1008] has come upon Darwick [798/935] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:50:46 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/14/15 08:23:17] Darwick sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darwick's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/15 12:44:02] Darwick [39/965] has come upon CaptianObvious [110/1120] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 16:15:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/14/15 15:34:30] Ajvorl, peta, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/15 15:35:56] Darwick [813/965] has come upon peta [828/885] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 06:21:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/15/15 09:18:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 17 days, 14:07:47 toward level 87.
[05/15/15 17:56:03] wabbit_, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/15 07:01:13] Darwick, kurvaanyad, and Edina [2917/2944] have team battled d-__-b, Ajvorl, and GDI [1485/3162] and won! 2 days, 11:24:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/15 10:10:48] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:24:47 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[05/17/15 01:19:33] Darwick, kurvaanyad, and m00 [2002/3046] have team battled kocka, Kiinga, and Edina [2137/2690] and lost! 1 day, 16:34:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/15 06:44:02] Kiinga [478/963] has come upon Darwick [553/965] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:03:43 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[05/18/15 23:33:43] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/15 03:44:01] Darwick [163/965] has come upon d-__-b [537/695] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:44:16 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/20/15 09:35:19] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 65 with their belt. 0 days, 01:26:59 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 87.
[05/20/15 10:42:51] Darwick [532/965] has come upon CaptianObvious [135/1120] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:57:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/20/15 13:44:02] Darwick [521/965] has come upon peta [128/885] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:24:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/20/15 15:55:31] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:11:10 from level 87.
[05/21/15 14:43:59] m00 [551/910] has come upon Darwick [315/965] and rocked it! 2 days, 01:45:06 is removed from m00's clock.
[05/21/15 16:47:51] endre [224/1261] has come upon Darwick [333/965] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 12:59:16 is added to endre's clock.
[05/22/15 19:30:11] Darwick, Ajvorl, and lejah [146/3155] have team battled m00, kocka, and gyilkos [2904/3168] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/15 21:44:01] kocka [837/919] has come upon Darwick [507/965] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 08:44:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/24/15 07:08:08] Darwick [481/965] has come upon Ajvorl [487/1179] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:37:16 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/24/15 07:59:18] Darwick [552/965] has come upon Ajvorl [851/1179] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:47:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/25/15 02:01:08] peta, koszik, and lejah [76/3181] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Darwick [968/3559] and lost! 2 days, 20:51:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/15 15:58:45] kocka, Ajvorl, and CaptianObvious [2650/3231] have team battled Darwick, wabbit_, and Edina [87/2750] and won! 4 days, 11:47:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/15 22:41:31] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:34 towards level 87.
[05/26/15 05:56:06] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:40 towards level 87.
[05/26/15 14:14:52] DarwickAK, wabbit_, and lejah [878/3114] have team battled Reggie, Darwick, and Ajvorl [1490/3418] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/15 15:15:43] Darwick [1068/1182] has come upon peta [757/885] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 15:56:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/26/15 15:50:02] Darwick ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:59:10 from level 88.
[05/26/15 16:16:59] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:43:09 towards level 88.
[05/28/15 15:11:29] m00, lejah, and kurvaanyad [2284/3092] have team battled wabbit_, koszik, and Darwick [3067/3255] and lost! 0 days, 07:42:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/15 16:44:00] Darwick [502/1182] has come upon lejah [928/1011] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 15:44:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/28/15 19:09:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 39 days, 23:01:36 toward level 88.
[05/28/15 23:18:16] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:57:46 towards level 88.
[05/29/15 04:26:21] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:56:33 towards level 88.
[05/29/15 04:34:16] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 09:07:22 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[05/29/15 08:14:46] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 22. 0 days, 01:27:05 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 88.
[05/30/15 03:44:02] Darwick [904/1182] has come upon Joska [248/980] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 07:16:29 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/30/15 15:51:17] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/15 10:20:17] Darwick [132/1182] has come upon CaptianObvious [679/1127] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:59:15 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/31/15 20:28:40] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/15 06:38:15] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:15:39 from level 88.
[06/01/15 19:03:51] [Sanyi], Edina, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/15 09:30:07] Reggie, Joska, and kurvaanyad [1157/3176] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and d-__-b [1834/3198] and lost! 0 days, 06:58:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/15 13:04:22] Ajvorl [172/1185] has come upon Darwick [475/1182] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 11:05:02 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[06/04/15 13:44:00] Darwick [714/1182] has come upon koszik [1118/1240] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:54:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/04/15 18:44:03] DarwickAK [1211/1318] has come upon Darwick [501/1182] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 15:07:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/04/15 23:31:11] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:09 towards level 88.
[06/05/15 03:23:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 16:39:42 from level 88.
[06/05/15 13:08:41] koszik, GDI, and m00 [173/3438] have team battled kocka, Darwick, and d-__-b [2305/2814] and lost! 0 days, 17:32:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/15 00:30:27] Darwick ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:42 from level 88.
[06/06/15 05:44:03] gyilkos [5/1349] has come upon Darwick [124/1182] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:53:48 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/06/15 20:56:35] Darwick reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darwick's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/15 03:14:03] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 32. 0 days, 01:27:18 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 88.
[06/07/15 16:41:19] Sanyi, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [2248/3371] have team battled Reggie, Ajvorl, and lejah [2366/3292] and lost! 1 day, 11:08:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/15 19:20:59] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:24:30 from level 88.
[06/08/15 06:45:32] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:34:24 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[06/08/15 12:44:01] Darwick [343/1186] has come upon [Sanyi] [912/1060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:18:30 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/08/15 23:32:19] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/15 03:44:02] Kiinga [824/963] has come upon Darwick [937/1186] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 11:10:38 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[06/09/15 23:44:00] CaptianObvious [735/1127] has come upon Darwick [3/1186] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 20:49:43 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/10/15 00:57:04] Darwick was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:26:13 from level 88.
[06/10/15 02:23:36] Darwick [483/1186] has come upon wabbit_ [232/847] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:21:19 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/10/15 22:51:47] gyilkos [387/1303] has come upon Darwick [1168/1186] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 13:53:02 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/11/15 13:42:12] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/15 23:51:47] koszik [61/1240] has come upon Darwick [283/1186] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 16:38:42 is added to koszik's clock.
[06/12/15 04:51:49] Darwick [379/1186] has come upon gyilkos [307/1303] and rocked it! 0 days, 18:46:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/12/15 22:45:59] Darwick [656/1186] has come upon Sanyi [449/1125] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:13:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/13/15 07:17:01] Reggie, CaptianObvious, Sanyi, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/15 05:43:26] Darwick [998/1186] has come upon peta [146/885] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 20:30:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/14/15 11:03:54] m00, kocka, endre, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/15 12:48:45] Darwick [888/1186] has come upon Sanyi [841/1125] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 22:10:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/14/15 23:12:15] Darwick [89/1213] has come upon David [331/662] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 13:59:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/15/15 17:51:48] Darwick [1050/1213] has come upon Reggie [774/1059] and rocked it! 7 days, 17:46:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/15/15 19:34:16] Darwick got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:04:15 from level 89.
[06/16/15 12:28:17] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 19:23:27 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[06/16/15 13:30:03] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:32:01 towards level 89.
[06/16/15 18:51:47] [Sanyi] [405/1060] has come upon Darwick [119/1213] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:48:50 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/16/15 20:31:35] Darwick [395/1213] has come upon [Sanyi] [19/1060] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 01:43:20 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/16/15 21:58:16] Darwick, kocka, and lejah [809/3156] have team battled Reggie, gyilkos, and Sanyi [3305/3466] and lost! 3 days, 16:23:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/15 00:52:36] Darwick [909/1213] has come upon gyilkos [1043/1303] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 02:13:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/17/15 09:51:49] gyilkos [63/1303] has come upon Darwick [926/1213] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 17:55:40 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/17/15 10:48:02] lejah, peta, endre, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/15 12:19:18] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 23:14:02 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[06/18/15 20:30:43] gyilkos and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/15 15:41:50] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 22:19:10 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[06/21/15 01:50:38] Darwick was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:36:53 from level 89.
[06/21/15 04:14:44] Reggie [572/1080] has come upon Darwick [484/1213] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 02:24:02 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[06/21/15 15:23:58] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:20:48 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[06/22/15 09:51:48] Darwick [735/1213] has come upon endre [1132/1226] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:30:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/22/15 11:38:06] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:43:31 towards level 89.
[06/22/15 19:32:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 1 day, 11:57:31 toward level 89.
[06/23/15 11:25:33] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:02:48 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[06/24/15 08:06:43] kocka, Darwick, and koszik [1953/3367] have team battled peta, endre, and lejah [1566/3261] and won! 0 days, 09:27:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/15 00:53:04] Darwick [903/1213] has come upon Kiinga [506/970] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:00:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/25/15 14:48:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:05:43 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[06/26/15 03:51:50] endre [628/1226] has come upon Darwick [119/1213] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 09:49:01 is removed from endre's clock.
[06/26/15 13:35:26] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/15 10:38:20] Darwick [103/1213] has come upon GDI [1172/1278] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:20:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/27/15 10:49:36] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 26. 0 days, 01:28:09 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 89.
[06/28/15 15:51:49] David [260/672] has come upon Darwick [835/1213] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:32:11 is added to David's clock.
[06/29/15 02:22:39] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/15 14:12:13] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 109. 0 days, 01:28:26 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 89.
[06/30/15 07:32:10] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:31 towards level 89.
[07/01/15 04:30:44] Darwick was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:01 from level 89.
[07/01/15 07:18:54] Darwick [783/1234] has come upon m00 [384/914] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 15:04:37 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/01/15 10:41:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 4 days, 10:49:44 toward level 90.
[07/01/15 13:51:49] m00 [456/914] has come upon Darwick [482/1234] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 16:55:32 is added to m00's clock.
[07/01/15 13:54:14] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 10:06:50 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[07/02/15 12:16:35] Ajvorl, GDI, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/15 01:02:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 13:43:03 from level 90.
[07/03/15 20:51:47] Darwick [898/1234] has come upon koszik [1168/1215] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 23:24:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/04/15 01:51:49] Darwick [1228/1234] has come upon kurvaanyad [1101/1135] and rocked it! 8 days, 02:47:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/04/15 23:42:33] Darwick [702/1234] has come upon GDI [733/1290] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 08:15:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/06/15 00:06:56] Reggie, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/15 00:50:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 2 days, 06:16:37 toward level 90.
[07/07/15 19:51:48] GDI [226/1310] has come upon Darwick [469/1234] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 13:14:29 is added to GDI's clock.
[07/07/15 21:43:00] m00, Darwick, and lejah [3043/3299] have team battled koszik, kocka, and CaptianObvious [2974/3245] and won! 0 days, 13:31:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/15 10:51:48] peta [802/993] has come upon Darwick [361/1237] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:34:44 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/08/15 13:14:43] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:21 towards level 90.
[07/08/15 20:51:50] CaptianObvious [780/1128] has come upon Darwick [449/1237] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:38:10 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/08/15 20:51:50] CaptianObvious has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:16:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/09/15 11:51:48] Darwick [226/1237] has come upon kurvaanyad [761/1135] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:15:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/09/15 14:01:36] David, endre, and [Sanyi] [2716/3032] have team battled Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [294/3455] and won! 0 days, 23:08:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/15 02:46:34] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/15 21:11:51] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:36 towards level 90.
[07/11/15 08:51:49] Darwick [33/1237] has come upon m00 [890/1015] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:51:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/11/15 12:14:59] koszik, peta, and gyilkos [637/3274] have team battled kocka, Ajvorl, and Darwick [2216/3331] and lost! 0 days, 00:44:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/15 17:28:19] Darwick [658/1237] has come upon Sanyi [374/1090] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 00:24:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/12/15 12:11:23] Darwick [106/1237] has come upon [Sanyi] [881/1095] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:54:06 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/12/15 14:51:50] Sanyi [645/1090] has come upon Darwick [428/1237] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 08:51:07 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/13/15 08:26:17] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 14 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:29:47 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 90.
[07/13/15 12:06:48] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 29 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:29:39 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 90.
[07/14/15 01:51:50] peta [552/998] has come upon Darwick [916/1237] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 19:03:42 is added to peta's clock.
[07/14/15 11:51:50] Darwick [187/1237] has come upon GDI [926/1272] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:25:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/15/15 07:51:47] m00 [946/1015] has come upon Darwick [92/1237] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 10:39:42 is removed from m00's clock.
[07/15/15 17:51:47] Darwick [1063/1237] has come upon David [464/714] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:56:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/15/15 20:01:20] Darwick ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:00:42 from level 90.
[07/16/15 12:08:47] koszik, GDI, and peta [1387/3485] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and CaptianObvious [2724/3466] and lost! 2 days, 13:20:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/15 21:08:44] peta, Reggie, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/15 00:51:48] Darwick [900/1237] has come upon Reggie [479/1083] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:41:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/17/15 11:31:10] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 02:15:30 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[07/18/15 00:51:47] [Sanyi] [495/1090] has come upon Darwick [1025/1237] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:09:42 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/18/15 20:51:48] gyilkos [307/1067] has come upon Darwick [117/1237] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:07:46 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[07/19/15 00:22:58] [Sanyi], m00, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/15 01:58:54] Darwick [191/1237] has come upon lejah [872/1059] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 10:10:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/21/15 11:50:02] Ajvorl, lejah, and Darwick [1673/3488] have team battled Sanyi, koszik, and CaptianObvious [911/3444] and won! 0 days, 00:20:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/15 22:42:46] peta, wabbit_, kurvaanyad, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/15 23:51:51] Darwick [1193/1237] has come upon CaptianObvious [779/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 15:06:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/23/15 09:30:12] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/15 20:51:49] Darwick [893/1237] has come upon Sanyi [284/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 23:14:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/23/15 22:00:25] m00, CaptianObvious, and David [846/2855] have team battled Darwick, endre, and peta [2136/3524] and lost! 1 day, 11:16:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/15 04:20:55] Darwick [755/1237] has come upon Reggie [531/1083] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 19:26:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/24/15 17:07:49] lejah [968/1059] has come upon Darwick [613/1237] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:47:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/24/15 17:07:49] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 264 pair of boots! lejah picks it up, tossing his old level 59 pair of boots to Darwick.
[07/25/15 03:05:46] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:53:00 towards level 91.
[07/25/15 07:51:47] Darwick [299/1012] has come upon wabbit_ [18/886] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 05:26:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/25/15 07:51:47] In the fierce battle, wabbit_ dropped his level 459 weapon! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 313 weapon to wabbit_.
[07/25/15 11:49:02] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:08:42 towards level 91.
[07/25/15 14:47:05] Darwick [430/1172] has come upon Sanyi [386/1101] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 02:44:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/25/15 17:55:23] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:30:55 towards level 91.
[07/25/15 21:34:16] Darwick met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:10:27 from level 91.
[07/26/15 06:30:07] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 14:25:30 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[07/26/15 11:11:08] endre, koszik, and lejah [480/3736] have team battled Darwick, [Sanyi], and m00 [1726/3270] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/15 00:03:00] Darwick [252/1172] has come upon Kiinga [845/970] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:41:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/27/15 04:51:48] peta [337/998] has come upon Darwick [916/1172] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:07:42 is added to peta's clock.
[07/27/15 14:51:50] endre [1134/1315] has come upon Darwick [1068/1172] and gave em what was coming! 19 days, 12:48:26 is removed from endre's clock.
[07/28/15 11:33:49] koszik [730/1215] has come upon Darwick [786/1172] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 17:48:14 is added to koszik's clock.
[07/28/15 12:12:23] Darwick [495/1172] has come upon anachin [221/261] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 12:47:42 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/28/15 14:45:27] Kiinga and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/15 18:43:07] Darwick [817/1172] has come upon darkVodor [216/293] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 10:37:22 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/28/15 19:06:45] Darwick [543/1172] has come upon darkVodor [26/293] and rocked it! 0 days, 09:51:06 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/30/15 09:34:54] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 33 damage. 0 days, 01:30:18 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 91.
[07/31/15 04:10:18] Darwick [744/1172] has come upon David [241/719] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:32:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/31/15 07:03:54] Darwick [428/1172] has come upon anachin [100/364] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:19:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/31/15 08:51:47] Sanyi [687/1101] has come upon Darwick [900/1172] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 10:12:45 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/01/15 01:52:38] lejah [924/1232] has come upon Darwick [772/1172] and gave em what was coming! 18 days, 17:45:38 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/01/15 05:10:19] lejah [1186/1232] has come upon Darwick [420/1172] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 19:26:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/01/15 18:43:57] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/15 19:51:50] Darwick [1095/1172] has come upon GDI [1028/1281] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:05:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/02/15 09:08:04] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 137 damage. 0 days, 01:30:47 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 91.
[08/02/15 12:44:29] Darwick [697/1181] has come upon DarwickAK [933/1303] and got flexed on in combat! 10 days, 13:17:15 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/03/15 17:30:16] lejah [723/1232] has come upon Darwick [325/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 10:22:38 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/03/15 21:51:47] David [576/719] has come upon Darwick [169/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 08:46:00 is removed from David's clock.
[08/04/15 03:49:45] m00 and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/15 09:30:09] Reggie, DarwickAK, David, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/15 09:30:09] Darwick [707/1181] has come upon David [682/719] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 16:18:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/04/15 11:36:14] lejah [872/1232] has come upon Darwick [817/1181] and rocked it! 1 day, 17:29:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/06/15 04:51:47] Ajvorl [993/1192] has come upon Darwick [141/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:09:29 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[08/06/15 08:51:11] lejah [374/1236] has come upon Darwick [81/1181] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 16:20:28 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/06/15 14:48:41] Darwick left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Darwick's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/07/15 01:41:15] Darwick [252/1130] has come upon Sanyi [925/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 01:51:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/07/15 10:35:15] [Sanyi], Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/15 14:40:28] Darwick ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:01:09 from level 92.
[08/07/15 22:07:13] Darwick [1023/1130] has come upon David [410/719] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 10:31:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/08/15 04:34:03] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 00:36:37 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[08/08/15 21:31:33] DarwickAK, Kiinga, and wabbit_ [2461/2900] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and CaptianObvious [3174/3539] and lost! 2 days, 15:32:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/15 02:13:31] Darwick [341/1130] has come upon Ajvorl [843/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 18:11:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/09/15 06:14:07] lejah [1222/1236] has come upon Darwick [643/1130] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:25:10 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/09/15 08:05:39] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 9 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:31:29 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 92.
[08/09/15 08:22:33] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/15 00:20:06] lejah [619/1236] has come upon Darwick [386/1130] and rocked it! 1 day, 21:44:48 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/10/15 03:51:49] Sanyi [205/1101] has come upon Darwick [930/1130] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 08:28:34 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/11/15 04:07:11] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 20:16:13 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[08/11/15 09:31:03] lejah [1049/1236] has come upon Darwick [1051/1130] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:31:18 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/11/15 13:50:34] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and Ajvorl [2030/3636] have team battled wabbit_, kocka, and Darwick [864/2824] and won! 2 days, 00:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/15 04:06:58] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:29:40 towards level 92.
[08/12/15 05:47:34] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:05:51 towards level 92.
[08/12/15 09:05:23] lejah, gyilkos, 4R0N, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/15 01:51:47] 4R0N [142/604] has come upon Darwick [745/1130] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:08:30 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/13/15 07:29:54] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 9. 0 days, 01:31:20 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 92.
[08/13/15 09:47:01] lejah [166/1236] has come upon Darwick [693/1130] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:07:25 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/14/15 21:58:34] Darwick [617/1130] has come upon endre [546/1305] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 18:09:24 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/15/15 07:11:56] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:31:16 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[08/15/15 07:40:47] koszik, lejah, and Darwick [789/3583] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and m00 [2891/2911] and lost! 2 days, 10:53:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/15 13:26:07] Darwick [1004/1130] has come upon David [114/741] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:39:25 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/16/15 09:51:48] GDI [435/1288] has come upon Darwick [174/1130] and rocked it! 10 days, 21:46:13 is removed from GDI's clock.
[08/16/15 13:09:23] kocka, lejah, and Darwick [3054/3268] have team battled Sanyi, koszik, and Kiinga [131/3117] and won! 1 day, 00:09:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/15 14:51:48] wabbit_ [546/792] has come upon Darwick [669/1130] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 10:53:25 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[08/16/15 19:51:48] Darwick [163/1130] has come upon CaptianObvious [116/1128] and rocked it! 2 days, 05:44:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/17/15 10:51:47] Darwick [434/1130] has come upon Kiinga [645/799] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 19:18:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/18/15 01:20:32] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:24 towards level 92.
[08/19/15 07:33:52] lejah [1052/1236] has come upon Darwick [337/1130] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:28:56 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/19/15 17:51:47] 4R0N [148/615] has come upon Darwick [707/1130] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:11:07 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/20/15 03:23:57] Darwick, wabbit_, and David [1446/2663] have team battled kurvaanyad, GDI, and lejah [3236/3687] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/15 08:51:49] kurvaanyad [1086/1163] has come upon Darwick [173/1130] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:34:10 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/20/15 08:51:49] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 73 pair of gloves! kurvaanyad picks it up, tossing his old level 68 pair of gloves to Darwick.
[08/20/15 09:48:19] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:33 towards level 92.
[08/20/15 10:42:51] lejah [751/1236] has come upon Darwick [107/1125] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:50:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/21/15 09:14:43] kurvaanyad, Kiinga, and Darwick [378/3092] have team battled [Sanyi], Sanyi, and peta [1722/3184] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/15 03:27:19] Darwick [981/1125] has come upon Sanyi [857/1108] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 17:24:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/22/15 13:59:47] lejah [268/1236] has come upon Darwick [819/1125] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 03:22:58 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/23/15 05:28:48] Darwick, David, and Ajvorl [1399/3058] have team battled 4R0N, [Sanyi], and wabbit_ [2238/2511] and lost! 0 days, 07:08:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/15 00:17:32] CaptianObvious [670/1128] has come upon Darwick [625/1125] and gave em what was coming! 17 days, 15:21:38 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/24/15 01:08:17] Darwick, 4R0N, and gyilkos [2677/3043] have team battled DarwickAK, GDI, and koszik [2461/3829] and won! 0 days, 04:38:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/15 03:51:47] Darwick [567/1125] has come upon IRPGbot [1359/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:07:30 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/25/15 17:24:43] lejah [586/1511] has come upon Darwick [199/1125] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:25:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/26/15 03:14:19] Darwick [321/1125] has come upon lejah [931/1511] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 12:07:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/26/15 04:51:50] Darwick [984/1125] has come upon 4R0N [383/615] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 05:37:29 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/26/15 09:51:49] Darwick [1113/1125] has come upon kurvaanyad [827/1168] and rocked it! 18 days, 01:53:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/26/15 14:11:58] lejah, GDI, Sanyi, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/15 17:09:31] Darwick, m00, and lejah [3435/3608] have team battled CaptianObvious, koszik, and kocka [2042/3247] and won! 0 days, 05:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/15 04:05:55] wabbit_ [521/792] has come upon Darwick [44/1125] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 19:57:35 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[08/27/15 04:05:55] wabbit_ has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 7 days, 01:44:08 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/28/15 02:43:39] lejah [1360/1511] has come upon Darwick [86/1125] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 03:11:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/29/15 01:26:28] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 08:57:15 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[08/29/15 12:51:48] Darwick [623/1125] has come upon [Sanyi] [45/1083] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 03:09:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/29/15 23:46:20] m00 and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/15 08:53:32] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/15 01:08:41] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:17:03 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[08/31/15 19:51:48] Darwick [809/1125] has come upon David [429/745] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 13:39:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/01/15 14:28:35] David stole Darwick's level 66 shield while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 61 shield behind, which Darwick then takes.
[09/01/15 15:51:50] Darwick [979/1119] has come upon peta [386/972] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 21:04:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/03/15 14:47:51] Ajvorl, Kiinga, and Darwick [3070/3102] have team battled 4R0N, Joska, and peta [2499/2573] and won! 1 day, 01:18:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/15 19:05:42] Darwick [833/1119] has come upon [Sanyi] [897/1083] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 11:29:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/04/15 18:51:48] Darwick [222/1119] has come upon 4R0N [85/621] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 12:53:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/05/15 02:17:18] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:41:08 towards level 93.
[09/05/15 05:52:16] [Sanyi], 4R0N, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/15 18:23:59] Darwick [882/1119] has come upon Sanyi [825/1100] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 18:46:18 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/05/15 19:40:31] Darwick [358/1119] has come upon Sanyi [226/1100] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 09:04:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/06/15 05:51:50] Darwick [972/1119] has come upon Sanyi [796/1100] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 23:33:42 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/06/15 19:00:24] lejah [272/1511] has come upon Darwick [854/1119] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 18:18:33 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/07/15 03:46:48] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 150 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:32:08 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 93.
[09/07/15 07:14:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 05:58:12 toward level 93.
[09/07/15 16:07:24] lejah [1397/1518] has come upon Darwick [1002/1119] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 17:47:47 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/08/15 22:51:46] lejah [386/1518] has come upon Darwick [690/1119] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:17:29 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/09/15 03:28:59] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 45 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:32:43 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 93.
[09/09/15 23:03:06] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/15 05:04:13] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:06 towards level 93.
[09/10/15 17:02:54] Darwick [272/1128] has come upon gyilkos [172/1301] and fucked they ass up! 19 days, 23:07:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/10/15 20:54:24] gyilkos, kocka, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/15 03:11:02] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 18:18:02 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[09/11/15 03:13:08] Darwick [229/1128] has come upon m00 [636/972] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 04:36:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/12/15 10:45:17] lejah [978/1518] has come upon Darwick [79/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 16:08:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/12/15 18:33:45] lejah, GDI, koszik, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/15 08:20:27] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:53:56 towards level 94.
[09/13/15 23:03:43] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 14:30:48 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[09/14/15 01:22:09] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:32:59 towards level 94.
[09/14/15 04:06:28] lejah and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/15 18:27:45] lejah, gyilkos, endre, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/15 05:11:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 11:40:14 toward level 94.
[09/15/15 17:11:12] lejah [350/1518] has come upon Darwick [635/1128] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 08:20:05 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/15/15 18:47:42] kocka, Kiinga, koszik, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/15 08:16:10] lejah [1104/1518] has come upon Darwick [283/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 11:29:45 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/16/15 15:30:14] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:20 towards level 94.
[09/17/15 11:58:01] kocka, Kiinga, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/15 05:24:44] Darwick [401/1128] has come upon gyilkos [338/1303] and rocked it! 0 days, 14:03:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/18/15 08:32:08] lejah [744/1518] has come upon Darwick [166/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:02:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/18/15 12:51:46] Darwick [402/1128] has come upon gyilkos [996/1303] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:49:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/18/15 12:55:31] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:02 towards level 94.
[09/19/15 04:32:37] lejah, d-__-b, 4R0N, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/15 08:51:49] DarwickAK [89/1324] has come upon Darwick [539/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 00:58:46 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/19/15 21:04:21] Darwick [1023/1160] has come upon DarwickAK [320/1324] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 08:41:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/19/15 23:51:50] David [419/748] has come upon Darwick [98/1160] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:07:39 is removed from David's clock.
[09/19/15 23:51:50] David has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 8 days, 09:52:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/20/15 04:51:50] Sanyi [229/1100] has come upon Darwick [900/1160] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:34:04 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/20/15 21:48:03] peta, 4R0N, koszik, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/15 02:54:04] lejah [13/1518] has come upon Darwick [868/1160] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 03:22:42 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/23/15 00:11:43] Ajvorl, lejah, d-__-b, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/15 01:23:47] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 6. 0 days, 01:34:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 95.
[09/24/15 07:22:46] d-__-b, David, and CaptianObvious [908/2664] have team battled Joska, Darwick, and peta [237/3142] and won! 1 day, 01:52:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 18:55:54] CaptianObvious, Joska, and Darwick [1269/3356] have team battled GDI, d-__-b, and kocka [622/2998] and won! 1 day, 08:38:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 23:16:41] gyilkos, Kiinga, 4R0N, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/15 00:56:52] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 12:39:06 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[09/26/15 15:51:47] Darwick [951/1160] has come upon DarwickAK [1098/1324] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 01:26:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/26/15 21:07:25] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 74. 0 days, 01:34:43 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 95.
[09/26/15 23:45:00] GDI, 4R0N, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/15 11:17:03] koszik and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/15 17:20:57] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:18:36 towards level 95.
[09/27/15 20:58:23] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 13:27:19 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[09/28/15 18:50:17] peta, m00, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/15 20:49:23] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:56:11 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[09/29/15 15:01:00] Darwick [56/1160] has come upon kurvaanyad [593/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:49:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/29/15 16:56:42] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:34:27 from level 95.
[09/30/15 00:21:05] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:16:19 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[09/30/15 14:51:50] Darwick [1006/1160] has come upon IRPGbot [87/1385] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:11:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/30/15 20:31:40] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:17:49 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[09/30/15 22:54:18] Darwick, GDI, and kurvaanyad [2372/3698] have team battled lejah, CaptianObvious, and peta [3118/3721] and lost! 0 days, 08:17:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/15 00:35:01] Ajvorl [167/1174] has come upon Darwick [494/1160] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 20:43:39 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[10/01/15 05:51:48] lejah [1162/1522] has come upon Darwick [960/1160] and rocked it! 0 days, 08:21:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/01/15 20:22:44] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 21:24:11 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[10/02/15 06:51:48] kocka [688/903] has come upon Darwick [303/1160] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:07:27 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/02/15 23:54:17] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 88 with their belt. 0 days, 01:34:29 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 95.
[10/03/15 01:03:15] Darwick [4/1160] has come upon CaptianObvious [185/1222] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:25:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/03/15 13:25:33] Darwick [712/1160] has come upon lejah [764/1522] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 18:39:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/04/15 11:51:52] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/15 19:48:35] Darwick [646/1160] has come upon Ajvorl [825/1174] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 19:24:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/04/15 20:48:34] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 21:11:10 towards level 96.
[10/05/15 16:44:55] lejah [604/1522] has come upon Darwick [725/1160] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:29:48 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/05/15 23:27:16] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 19:47:35 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[10/06/15 02:19:17] Darwick has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 21:35:34 from level 96.
[10/06/15 05:51:46] m00 [532/1006] has come upon Darwick [661/1160] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 21:45:54 is added to m00's clock.
[10/06/15 16:44:39] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:33:18 towards level 96.
[10/07/15 11:51:48] wabbit_ [335/797] has come upon Darwick [126/1169] and rocked it! 1 day, 14:16:41 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[10/08/15 17:51:48] Darwick [350/1169] has come upon m00 [882/1006] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 14:12:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/08/15 18:05:44] lejah, wabbit_, m00, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/15 07:17:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 32 days, 15:04:21 toward level 96.
[10/10/15 10:26:07] Darwick [301/1169] has come upon gyilkos [80/1313] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 21:05:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/10/15 17:24:47] lejah [921/1530] has come upon Darwick [953/1169] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 12:29:53 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/10/15 17:33:45] peta, endre, and Darwick [2548/3202] have team battled lejah, gyilkos, and David [2650/3793] and lost! 0 days, 05:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/15 22:57:50] Darwick [873/1169] has come upon DarwickAK [1282/1326] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:59:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/11/15 06:04:35] peta, Sanyi, and wabbit_ [87/2890] have team battled m00, Darwick, and lejah [1164/3705] and lost! 0 days, 04:30:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/15 15:00:16] Darwick [1058/1169] has come upon peta [892/977] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 17:10:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/12/15 11:38:45] lejah [323/1530] has come upon Darwick [665/1169] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:48:22 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/13/15 12:51:50] Darwick [835/1169] has come upon IRPGbot [520/1381] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:01:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/14/15 16:39:10] Darwick [136/1169] has come upon Kiinga [698/961] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:19:01 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/14/15 22:06:19] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 01:33:43 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[10/14/15 22:38:43] m00, d-__-b, and [Sanyi] [1168/2889] have team battled Darwick, endre, and lejah [1873/3743] and lost! 3 days, 10:28:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/15 19:51:49] Darwick [415/1169] has come upon [Sanyi] [1070/1133] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:00:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/16/15 01:17:31] Darwick [171/1169] has come upon peta [757/977] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:16:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/16/15 02:19:12] kurvaanyad, m00, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/15 08:39:08] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:17 towards level 96.
[10/16/15 09:09:40] lejah [1403/1518] has come upon Darwick [30/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:54:36 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/16/15 18:07:56] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 132. 0 days, 01:35:09 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 96.
[10/17/15 01:32:49] Kiinga [864/961] has come upon Darwick [734/1169] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 19:57:50 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[10/17/15 13:47:44] Darwick, Joska, and gyilkos [66/3518] have team battled David, koszik, and kurvaanyad [1625/3384] and lost! 1 day, 11:31:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/15 20:24:57] DarwickAK [352/1335] has come upon Darwick [938/1169] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 08:00:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/19/15 08:51:49] Darwick [155/1169] has come upon peta [863/977] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:43:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/20/15 04:51:49] m00 [113/1007] has come upon Darwick [411/1169] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:47:41 is added to m00's clock.
[10/21/15 01:58:06] Joska, peta, d-__-b, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/15 02:04:29] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:39 towards level 96.
[10/21/15 05:51:49] Darwick [1/1169] has come upon Sanyi [142/1116] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 21:17:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/23/15 04:03:29] lejah [375/1477] has come upon Darwick [421/1169] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 08:04:06 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/23/15 07:29:03] endre [95/1074] has come upon Darwick [158/1169] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 12:29:04 is added to endre's clock.
[10/24/15 06:02:02] wabbit_, d-__-b, and Darwick [2484/2735] have team battled endre, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious [33/3412] and won! 1 day, 01:47:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/15 19:16:27] lejah [582/1477] has come upon Darwick [83/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:21:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/24/15 22:19:23] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/15 23:29:03] m00 [94/1007] has come upon Darwick [42/1169] and rocked it! 16 days, 15:23:58 is removed from m00's clock.
[10/26/15 03:01:17] Darwick set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:38 from level 96.
[10/26/15 12:43:16] m00, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/15 14:04:00] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:41:42 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[10/26/15 14:29:02] 4R0N [154/870] has come upon Darwick [288/1169] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:21:20 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/27/15 08:33:49] Darwick [611/1169] has come upon Sanyi [1111/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:08:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/27/15 10:14:36] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:29:34 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[10/27/15 13:55:06] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:21:50 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[10/27/15 13:55:06] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 75. 0 days, 01:35:59 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 96.
[10/27/15 19:11:55] Darwick [91/1169] has come upon d-__-b [146/759] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 18:09:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/28/15 01:29:06] kocka [498/900] has come upon Darwick [186/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:40:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/28/15 06:29:05] Darwick [234/1169] has come upon DarwickAK [513/1335] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 03:37:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/28/15 17:57:12] Darwick [277/1169] has come upon Joska [610/1005] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 14:48:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/30/15 04:20:54] lejah [1177/1208] has come upon Darwick [787/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:50:20 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/30/15 23:29:06] Darwick [516/1169] has come upon wabbit_ [276/819] and rocked it! 16 days, 04:10:20 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/31/15 08:20:58] Darwick [206/1169] has come upon Sanyi [1088/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 20:49:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/31/15 10:30:51] lejah [1178/1208] has come upon Darwick [712/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:22:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/31/15 16:32:51] lejah [441/1208] has come upon Darwick [518/1169] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:03:07 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/01/15 05:29:05] Darwick [1153/1169] has come upon Joska [186/1005] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 14:06:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/01/15 16:21:30] peta, endre, 4R0N, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/01/15 22:42:49] lejah [239/1208] has come upon Darwick [1155/1169] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:15:22 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/02/15 13:01:33] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 21:09:21 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[11/02/15 16:29:03] peta [559/977] has come upon Darwick [416/1169] and rocked it! 6 days, 18:12:49 is removed from peta's clock.
[11/02/15 22:50:47] lejah [150/1208] has come upon Darwick [196/1169] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 07:39:31 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/03/15 12:29:05] Darwick [1073/1169] has come upon koszik [240/1216] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 00:54:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/04/15 02:23:40] Darwick saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:46:01 from level 97.
[11/04/15 09:03:02] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 06:41:49 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[11/06/15 00:29:05] CaptianObvious [604/1228] has come upon Darwick [422/1169] and rocked it! 4 days, 14:29:49 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/06/15 05:35:36] gyilkos, Darwick, and GDI [3415/3914] have team battled wabbit_, CaptianObvious, and kurvaanyad [2269/3292] and won! 0 days, 11:17:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/15 15:29:07] kocka [843/851] has come upon Darwick [418/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 22:05:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/06/15 20:29:03] Darwick [814/1169] has come upon Sanyi [272/1123] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 06:33:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/07/15 08:36:14] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:18:29 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[11/07/15 10:27:13] Darwick [772/1169] has come upon 4R0N [103/1078] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 23:10:26 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/08/15 07:29:04] kurvaanyad [693/1220] has come upon Darwick [626/1169] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 10:03:55 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/08/15 07:29:04] kurvaanyad has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 4 days, 22:21:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/08/15 17:29:03] Darwick [443/1169] has come upon d-__-b [633/770] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 12:28:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/09/15 11:58:44] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 21:34:48 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[11/09/15 23:09:28] Darwick [349/1161] has come upon gyilkos [730/1350] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 10:24:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/10/15 08:49:36] lejah [188/1214] has come upon Darwick [147/1161] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 04:39:14 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/10/15 10:13:36] Darwick [565/1161] has come upon [Sanyi] [28/1133] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 06:11:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/10/15 10:13:36] Darwick [535/1161] has come upon [Sanyi] [320/1133] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 07:42:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/10/15 11:49:45] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 19:40:16 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[11/11/15 00:39:33] lejah [437/1214] has come upon Darwick [818/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 09:55:39 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/11/15 03:55:16] m00, GDI, and 4R0N [2354/3463] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and kocka [2701/3259] and lost! 2 days, 15:20:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/15 16:29:06] Darwick [84/1161] has come upon d-__-b [649/770] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:41:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/12/15 20:02:47] GDI, DarwickAK, and Ajvorl [813/3961] have team battled m00, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [2450/3379] and lost! 3 days, 00:52:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 03:54:15] Joska, [Sanyi], kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/15 07:42:30] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:05:03 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[11/13/15 15:19:46] lejah [942/1214] has come upon Darwick [94/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 10:04:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/13/15 17:30:58] Darwick [1086/1161] has come upon 4R0N [49/1078] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:56:17 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/14/15 18:29:05] Darwick [115/1161] has come upon wabbit_ [686/844] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:16:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/14/15 22:52:23] Darwick [746/1161] has come upon lejah [226/1214] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:49:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/15/15 09:39:02] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/15 15:54:15] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/15 21:37:19] lejah [9/1214] has come upon Darwick [112/1161] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 17:59:19 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/16/15 00:53:51] GDI, kurvaanyad, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/15 09:41:19] lejah [978/1214] has come upon Darwick [330/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 02:18:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/16/15 10:56:16] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 41. 0 days, 01:36:44 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 97.
[11/16/15 18:44:19] lejah [374/1214] has come upon Darwick [293/1161] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 19:52:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/17/15 03:16:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:31:25 from level 97.
[11/18/15 09:24:57] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/15 12:58:15] lejah [125/1214] has come upon Darwick [843/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:47:00 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/18/15 17:36:50] wabbit_, Darwick, and Joska [373/3010] have team battled 4R0N, [Sanyi], and David [3071/3194] and lost! 0 days, 09:07:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/15 04:59:41] 4R0N, Darwick, and koszik [1536/3272] have team battled kocka, Joska, and endre [1425/2834] and won! 0 days, 08:40:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/15 10:29:30] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:56:15 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[11/20/15 01:10:13] lejah [268/1214] has come upon Darwick [1041/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:17:41 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/20/15 07:12:13] lejah [366/1214] has come upon Darwick [770/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:31:23 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/20/15 10:54:34] Darwick [477/1161] has come upon kocka [901/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:32:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/20/15 18:43:41] Darwick [66/1161] has come upon Sanyi [1094/1123] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:59:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/21/15 06:31:11] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 22:51:03 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[11/21/15 20:29:06] [Sanyi] [598/1141] has come upon Darwick [286/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 12:32:05 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/21/15 20:29:06] [Sanyi] has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:03:42 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/22/15 04:05:06] Darwick [973/1161] has come upon Joska [478/1005] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:53:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/22/15 06:22:31] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 94 with their belt. 0 days, 01:36:39 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 97.
[11/22/15 09:04:37] Darwick [702/1161] has come upon wabbit_ [759/844] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 23:23:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/22/15 10:03:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 14:06:52 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[11/22/15 16:12:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 11 days, 08:17:13 toward level 98.
[11/22/15 19:56:11] koszik, Ajvorl, and Darwick [845/3420] have team battled wabbit_, 4R0N, and endre [2220/2779] and lost! 0 days, 13:11:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/15 07:18:36] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:25:18 from level 98.
[11/23/15 09:22:34] lejah [204/1214] has come upon Darwick [25/1161] and rocked it! 0 days, 14:09:08 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/23/15 09:22:57] [Sanyi], Darwick, and 4R0N [853/3381] have team battled kocka, Kiinga, and lejah [2630/3157] and lost! 0 days, 13:29:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/15 12:59:05] peta, gyilkos, d-__-b, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/15 06:04:41] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 08:20:29 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[11/24/15 16:28:53] GDI, kocka, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/15 05:55:47] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 269 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:37:41 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 98.
[11/26/15 05:46:52] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 13. 0 days, 01:37:25 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 98.
[11/26/15 06:45:29] lejah [907/1214] has come upon Darwick [552/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 21:53:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/26/15 09:30:25] Sanyi, lejah, and d-__-b [1525/3130] have team battled Ajvorl, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [331/3529] and won! 0 days, 21:43:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/15 02:29:06] Joska [1035/1061] has come upon Darwick [67/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 14:47:51 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/28/15 02:29:06] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 54 shield! Joska picks it up, tossing his old level 48 shield to Darwick.
[11/28/15 05:28:56] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 08:33:17 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[11/28/15 16:04:26] lejah [20/1255] has come upon Darwick [217/1155] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 13:37:51 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/29/15 00:13:00] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:17 towards level 98.
[11/29/15 13:29:05] Darwick [1149/1155] has come upon m00 [183/991] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 21:48:01 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/30/15 05:11:02] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:56:01 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[11/30/15 05:11:02] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 14 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:37:14 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 98.
[12/01/15 10:26:22] lejah [624/1255] has come upon Darwick [960/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:42:58 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/02/15 03:09:20] Ajvorl stole Darwick's level 108 tunic while they were sleeping! Ajvorl leaves his old level 103 tunic behind, which Darwick then takes.
[12/02/15 04:32:21] lejah [837/1255] has come upon Darwick [452/1149] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:05:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/02/15 08:33:38] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 04:47:36 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[12/02/15 21:29:05] Kiinga [607/784] has come upon Darwick [118/1149] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:54:29 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[12/03/15 04:44:15] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:41:29 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[12/03/15 04:44:15] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 157 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:37:29 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 98.
[12/03/15 07:41:19] lejah [959/1255] has come upon Darwick [665/1149] and fucked they ass up! 13 days, 11:50:12 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/03/15 07:52:58] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:44 towards level 98.
[12/03/15 22:46:17] lejah [184/1255] has come upon Darwick [419/1149] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 06:15:34 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/04/15 01:47:18] lejah [716/1255] has come upon Darwick [329/1149] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 22:40:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/04/15 16:57:17] Joska, gyilkos, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/15 16:57:21] Darwick [799/1149] has come upon Sanyi [1095/1139] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:14:42 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/04/15 19:14:53] Joska, endre, and kocka [1242/2897] have team battled peta, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [2919/3310] and lost! 1 day, 07:15:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/15 04:29:03] peta [596/932] has come upon Darwick [534/1149] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 09:49:56 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/05/15 09:29:06] Darwick [110/1149] has come upon lejah [552/1272] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:59:40 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/05/15 10:58:16] lejah [714/1272] has come upon Darwick [469/1149] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 14:25:14 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/06/15 04:17:24] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:01:56 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[12/06/15 11:53:40] endre, d-__-b, and 4R0N [1662/2740] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and Kiinga [2623/3168] and lost! 2 days, 00:41:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/15 23:10:14] lejah [889/1272] has come upon Darwick [714/1155] and rocked it! 0 days, 17:13:33 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/07/15 00:08:01] Darwick [322/1155] has come upon David [832/968] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:27:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/07/15 01:29:04] Darwick [442/1155] has come upon Sanyi [387/1139] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 12:06:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/07/15 05:42:52] wabbit_, m00, and Darwick [2893/3005] have team battled d-__-b, Joska, and peta [231/2798] and won! 0 days, 07:15:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/15 14:15:13] lejah [875/1272] has come upon Darwick [141/1155] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:18:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/07/15 16:29:03] David [363/968] has come upon Darwick [1013/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:02:06 is added to David's clock.
[12/08/15 03:46:29] Sanyi [921/1139] has come upon Darwick [694/1155] and fucked they ass up! 20 days, 04:53:16 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/08/15 09:07:22] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:52 towards level 98.
[12/08/15 10:39:25] Darwick [372/1155] has come upon Joska [58/1067] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 09:36:01 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/09/15 03:45:40] m00, Joska, and Kiinga [2393/2845] have team battled Darwick, 4R0N, and kocka [2433/3228] and lost! 0 days, 03:22:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/15 12:48:33] d-__-b, 4R0N, David, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/15 04:29:05] [Sanyi] [784/1316] has come upon Darwick [1093/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:57:55 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/10/15 05:36:09] lejah [916/1272] has come upon Darwick [576/1155] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:06:45 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/10/15 17:40:08] lejah [231/1272] has come upon Darwick [318/1155] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 00:49:03 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/10/15 18:23:36] gyilkos and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/15 19:00:33] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:01:01 towards level 99.
[12/11/15 00:29:04] GDI [660/1349] has come upon Darwick [278/1155] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 22:27:58 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/11/15 05:29:04] Darwick [309/1155] has come upon DarwickAK [365/1348] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 01:30:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/11/15 05:44:07] lejah [729/1272] has come upon Darwick [1073/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:43:01 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/11/15 06:59:23] CaptianObvious, m00, and d-__-b [2854/3015] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1135/3570] and won! 0 days, 11:06:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/15 07:13:03] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 06:05:02 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[12/11/15 20:29:05] David [471/968] has come upon Darwick [5/1155] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:52:34 is removed from David's clock.
[12/13/15 02:29:04] m00 [224/991] has come upon Darwick [28/1155] and rocked it! 7 days, 22:43:26 is removed from m00's clock.
[12/13/15 02:57:26] Ajvorl, m00, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/15 14:34:05] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:36:16 towards level 99.
[12/13/15 15:03:03] lejah [470/1282] has come upon Darwick [1021/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:24:14 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/13/15 19:22:00] 4R0N [235/1123] has come upon Darwick [207/1155] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 03:05:24 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[12/14/15 13:29:04] d-__-b [707/789] has come upon Darwick [422/1155] and rocked it! 13 days, 18:59:37 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[12/14/15 13:47:57] endre, gyilkos, and Kiinga [863/3000] have team battled kocka, d-__-b, and Darwick [2328/2921] and lost! 0 days, 06:33:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 14:29:05] Darwick [899/1155] has come upon lejah [265/1282] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 00:36:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/16/15 11:32:56] GDI, d-__-b, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/15 01:29:06] Darwick [661/1155] has come upon [Sanyi] [453/1318] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 03:52:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/17/15 02:14:39] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/15 08:44:58] Ajvorl, Joska, lejah, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/15 12:35:19] Joska, Darwick, and GDI [1223/3565] have team battled CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and kocka [1079/2999] and won! 1 day, 01:43:50 is removed from their clocks.

[12/19/15 18:29:06] Darwick [193/1155] has come upon DarwickAK [1061/1352] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:34:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/20/15 09:03:13] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/15 14:14:28] kocka [588/977] has come upon Darwick [1061/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 22:12:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/20/15 14:29:04] David [91/971] has come upon Darwick [387/1155] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 18:22:23 is added to David's clock.
[12/20/15 15:58:53] lejah [492/1282] has come upon Darwick [521/1155] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 16:11:25 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/22/15 06:29:03] GDI [401/1349] has come upon Darwick [25/1155] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 08:06:34 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/22/15 15:52:55] lejah, wabbit_, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/15 03:12:30] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/15 03:20:23] Darwick [17/1155] has come upon IRPGbot [667/1426] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 22:02:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/23/15 09:56:08] Joska, GDI, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/15 12:29:03] Darwick [856/1155] has come upon wabbit_ [587/859] and rocked it! 10 days, 23:44:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/23/15 13:21:48] lejah [590/1282] has come upon Darwick [704/1155] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 01:06:56 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/23/15 17:40:15] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/15 04:13:05] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/15 08:29:03] Darwick [520/1155] has come upon [Sanyi] [1040/1318] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 07:35:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/25/15 01:27:37] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 01:05:25 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[12/25/15 19:04:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 33 days, 10:04:32 from level 100.
[12/26/15 00:46:32] Joska, lejah, m00, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/15 04:50:43] lejah [129/1282] has come upon Darwick [600/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:37:58 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/27/15 20:56:47] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:44:46 towards level 100.
[12/28/15 01:06:38] Darwick [1086/1155] has come upon kocka [153/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 19:17:21 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/28/15 11:00:42] lejah [416/1282] has come upon Darwick [52/1155] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 23:42:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/28/15 17:29:04] lejah [1122/1282] has come upon Darwick [568/1155] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 14:29:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/29/15 00:51:47] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 18:54:08 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[12/29/15 04:32:14] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 02:29:04 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[12/29/15 08:29:03] kocka [245/977] has come upon Darwick [1027/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 03:51:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/29/15 08:39:29] Ajvorl, lejah, and kocka [908/3524] have team battled David, Kiinga, and Darwick [1375/2948] and lost! 1 day, 17:31:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/15 18:05:15] David, wabbit_, and peta [2129/2809] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka [1666/3450] and won! 1 day, 14:14:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/15 23:12:39] lejah [1145/1282] has come upon Darwick [1012/1155] and rocked it! 8 days, 05:07:30 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/29/15 23:29:05] Darwick [877/1155] has come upon endre [7/858] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 01:40:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/30/15 04:29:02] Darwick [129/1155] has come upon wabbit_ [701/859] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:45:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/31/15 02:21:37] lejah [344/1327] has come upon Darwick [615/1155] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 03:01:50 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/31/15 09:18:47] CaptianObvious, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/16 00:24:45] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:10:01 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[01/01/16 00:55:42] Darwick was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:12:13 from level 100.
[01/02/16 06:03:01] endre, Sanyi, and d-__-b [1287/2801] have team battled m00, Darwick, and Joska [2774/3160] and lost! 1 day, 16:33:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/16 17:29:03] m00 [633/994] has come upon Darwick [378/1155] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 03:20:14 is removed from m00's clock.
[01/02/16 23:47:50] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 03:47:18] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 88 damage. 0 days, 01:39:52 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 100.
[01/03/16 06:56:58] 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [2558/3268] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and GDI [2975/3827] and lost! 2 days, 03:20:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/16 07:33:56] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 20:09:46] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:39 towards level 100.
[01/03/16 21:16:29] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:19 towards level 100.
[01/04/16 09:29:06] Darwick [826/1155] has come upon peta [42/944] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:53:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/05/16 02:30:17] Darwick [852/1155] has come upon 4R0N [842/1129] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 12:48:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/05/16 04:37:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 2 days, 04:10:06 toward level 100.
[01/05/16 10:29:06] CaptianObvious [528/1244] has come upon Darwick [819/1155] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 05:55:34 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/05/16 22:57:38] Darwick [279/1155] has come upon [Sanyi] [615/1318] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 17:22:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/05/16 23:50:47] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:02:11 towards level 101.
[01/06/16 03:20:28] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 70. 0 days, 01:40:42 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 101.
[01/06/16 11:29:04] Joska [351/1017] has come upon Darwick [165/1155] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 19:24:13 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/06/16 23:31:05] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 33 days, 01:00:54 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[01/07/16 09:19:27] lejah [507/1327] has come upon Darwick [253/1155] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:26:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/07/16 20:18:44] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:54:03 towards level 101.
[01/07/16 23:22:13] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 06:32:57 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[01/08/16 03:29:03] endre [796/858] has come upon Darwick [777/1155] and rocked it! 3 days, 10:42:10 is removed from endre's clock.
[01/08/16 06:38:57] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:19:20 towards level 101.
[01/09/16 02:13:28] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:23:34 towards level 101.
[01/09/16 04:58:39] wabbit_, DarwickAK, David, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/16 15:28:51] Darwick [638/1155] has come upon GDI [132/1354] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 14:35:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/09/16 23:04:11] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 21:39:00 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[01/09/16 23:04:11] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 109. 0 days, 01:40:16 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 101.
[01/10/16 20:29:02] Darwick [361/1155] has come upon kurvaanyad [1034/1221] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:40:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/11/16 01:29:05] Ajvorl [602/1265] has come upon Darwick [1087/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:48:40 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[01/12/16 02:26:52] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 8 with their belt. 0 days, 01:40:25 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 101.
[01/12/16 02:29:04] David [407/997] has come upon Darwick [316/1155] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:45:05 is removed from David's clock.
[01/12/16 08:25:00] [Sanyi] [1301/1314] has come upon Darwick [107/1155] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 19:05:29 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/13/16 16:39:33] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:13:14 towards level 101.
[01/13/16 22:27:18] DarwickAK [865/1303] has come upon Darwick [1101/1155] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 21:43:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/14/16 03:15:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 8 days, 23:33:12 toward level 101.
[01/15/16 02:06:41] lejah, m00, kurvaanyad, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/16 06:47:52] Kiinga, gyilkos, and Ajvorl [1407/3493] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and 4R0N [243/3403] and won! 0 days, 22:17:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/16 09:55:59] Darwick [149/1155] has come upon Krisz [434/624] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:32:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/15/16 20:29:05] Darwick [829/1155] has come upon lejah [46/1332] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:44:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/16/16 01:51:09] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 9 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:40:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 101.
[01/17/16 14:35:46] GDI, d-__-b, endre, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/16 23:29:04] Darwick [1145/1155] has come upon CaptianObvious [273/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/19/16 09:29:04] [Sanyi] [516/1314] has come upon Darwick [87/1155] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:16:20 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/19/16 10:03:16] Fruit [64/270] has come upon Darwick [322/1155] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:20:14 is added to Fruit's clock.
[01/19/16 17:35:55] Darwick [513/1155] has come upon CaptianObvious [15/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 21:12:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/20/16 01:15:16] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 25 days, 12:32:11 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[01/21/16 12:16:19] Darwick set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:47:42 from level 102.
[01/23/16 02:02:56] Darwick got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:05:48 from level 102.
[01/23/16 10:33:55] gyilkos and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/16 20:58:59] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 135 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:41:09 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 102.
[01/24/16 00:39:29] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 17:55:11 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[01/24/16 07:47:14] Krisz [306/664] has come upon Darwick [734/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:15:02 is added to Krisz's clock.
[01/24/16 09:29:02] Darwick [99/1155] has come upon CaptianObvious [635/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 13:06:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/24/16 20:56:31] Darwick [89/1155] has come upon 4R0N [558/1143] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 19:38:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/25/16 16:27:24] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:56:49 towards level 102.
[01/27/16 00:45:41] Darwick [641/1155] has come upon Sanyi [73/1113] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 12:20:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/27/16 02:29:05] Darwick [670/1155] has come upon peta [932/935] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 23:41:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/27/16 05:52:15] Darwick ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:10:26 from level 102.
[01/27/16 09:52:30] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:15:11 towards level 102.
[01/27/16 18:10:48] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/16 20:23:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 19:20:56 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[01/27/16 20:23:05] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 34 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:41:34 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 102.
[01/28/16 00:03:39] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 01:44:50 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[01/28/16 06:24:34] Fruit [212/747] has come upon Darwick [308/1155] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:39:40 is added to Fruit's clock.
[01/28/16 08:17:55] m00 and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/16 16:04:31] Darwick [234/1155] has come upon wabbit_ [707/858] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:49:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/30/16 01:36:12] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:22:04 towards level 102.
[01/30/16 12:20:58] Darwick, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [1126/3274] have team battled CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and David [2932/3686] and lost! 3 days, 02:39:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/16 15:29:05] Joska [262/998] has come upon Darwick [836/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:20:37 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/30/16 20:29:04] Darwick [468/1155] has come upon kocka [92/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 09:33:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/30/16 23:36:44] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:29:24 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[01/31/16 10:12:54] Darwick was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:20:36 from level 102.
[02/01/16 00:58:23] sajtoscsiga [155/257] has come upon Darwick [327/1155] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:06:22 is added to sajtoscsiga's clock.
[02/01/16 13:22:54] DarwickAK, wabbit_, and Darwick [2618/3317] have team battled lejah, David, and Sanyi [1018/3416] and won! 1 day, 08:35:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/16 22:29:05] CaptianObvious [218/1255] has come upon Darwick [140/1155] and rocked it! 11 days, 14:11:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/02/16 12:45:03] GDI, m00, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/16 09:44:39] Darwick [971/1155] has come upon Joska [724/1003] and rocked it! 1 day, 11:31:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/03/16 23:00:53] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:37:58 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[02/04/16 04:22:12] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:00 towards level 102.
[02/04/16 06:12:01] sajtoscsiga [10/280] has come upon Darwick [254/1155] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:41:43 is added to sajtoscsiga's clock.
[02/04/16 11:26:42] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/16 23:53:22] Darwick [754/1155] has come upon endre [411/875] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:56:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/05/16 01:13:16] sajtoscsiga, kocka, and gyilkos [1979/2692] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and CaptianObvious [886/3464] and won! 0 days, 04:51:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/16 08:23:05] Darwick [521/1155] has come upon kurvaanyad [690/966] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:13:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/05/16 16:29:03] Darwick [438/1155] has come upon Kiinga [113/814] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:00:32 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/06/16 08:47:28] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:20 towards level 102.
[02/06/16 09:08:49] Darwick got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:07 from level 102.
[02/07/16 13:29:03] kocka [888/985] has come upon Darwick [128/1155] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:39:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/08/16 08:08:30] Darwick [523/1155] has come upon DarwickAK [566/1309] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:58:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/08/16 22:15:55] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 173. 0 days, 01:41:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 102.
[02/09/16 10:08:01] Darwick [791/1155] has come upon gyilkos [30/1414] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:18:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/10/16 05:29:06] Crush [60/216] has come upon Darwick [1284/1386] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:49:19 is added to Crush's clock.
[02/10/16 18:19:46] Darwick [421/1386] has come upon Kiinga [23/814] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 08:35:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/12/16 00:46:27] lejah [118/1286] has come upon Darwick [293/1386] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 00:57:04 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/12/16 13:29:05] Darwick [738/1392] has come upon [Sanyi] [1074/1284] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 05:35:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/12/16 15:32:11] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/16 17:01:04] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:05:45 towards level 103.
[02/14/16 19:59:18] Crush [79/310] has come upon Darwick [1341/1392] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:07:36 is added to Crush's clock.
[02/14/16 20:45:51] Darwick [1038/1392] has come upon peta [225/929] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 07:52:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/15/16 06:37:01] Joska, David, and d-__-b [1131/2867] have team battled peta, Sanyi, and Darwick [429/3437] and won! 0 days, 22:28:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/16 07:42:58] Droid [28/557] has come upon Darwick [459/1392] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:39:11 is added to Droid's clock.
[02/16/16 14:55:59] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/16 21:04:12] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 04:42:24 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[02/17/16 16:11:44] Droid [308/568] has come upon Darwick [411/1392] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:50:12 is added to Droid's clock.
[02/17/16 21:16:21] lejah [247/1286] has come upon Darwick [902/1392] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:14:56 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/18/16 18:22:11] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:22:01 from level 103.
[02/18/16 21:27:16] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:21:31 towards level 103.
[02/18/16 23:24:56] Joska, GDI, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/16 09:28:20] lejah [823/1296] has come upon Darwick [55/1392] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:35:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/19/16 20:37:20] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:21:07 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[02/19/16 20:37:20] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 37. 0 days, 01:42:54 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 103.
[02/20/16 11:29:05] Darwick [380/1392] has come upon David [642/1107] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 22:51:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/20/16 16:04:34] Darwick [284/1392] has come upon gyilkos [111/1164] and rocked it! 5 days, 12:48:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/20/16 23:31:48] gyilkos, peta, and lejah [3195/3441] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and Joska [3440/3465] and lost! 2 days, 07:28:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/16 12:45:16] lejah [767/1338] has come upon Darwick [117/1392] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:56:17 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/21/16 22:30:18] GDI [58/1070] has come upon Darwick [130/1392] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 11:39:04 is added to GDI's clock.
[02/22/16 03:29:04] gyilkos [752/1164] has come upon Darwick [1325/1392] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 07:17:38 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/24/16 11:45:43] Joska, Darwick, and d-__-b [1843/3413] have team battled Sanyi, lejah, and kurvaanyad [2378/3413] and lost! 2 days, 09:15:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/16 15:40:27] Krisz [354/719] has come upon Darwick [256/1392] and rocked it! 1 day, 20:35:51 is removed from Krisz's clock.
[02/24/16 21:29:57] Droid [186/641] has come upon Darwick [41/1392] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:35:00 is removed from Droid's clock.
[02/25/16 06:16:15] Joska, Darwick, and GDI [696/3636] have team battled 4R0N, lejah, and Krisz [1371/3213] and lost! 2 days, 17:00:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/16 09:50:49] Darwick [323/1392] has come upon kurvaanyad [936/964] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:06:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/25/16 14:14:57] Droid [81/641] has come upon Darwick [1117/1392] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:47:35 is added to Droid's clock.
[02/25/16 19:43:29] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 01:13:25 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[02/25/16 23:28:23] Darwick [382/1392] has come upon Joska [1151/1174] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:59:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/26/16 09:42:48] kurvaanyad stole Darwick's level 69 charm while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 66 charm behind, which Darwick then takes.
[02/27/16 15:45:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:45:26 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[02/28/16 01:44:46] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/16 14:30:20] lejah, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [948/3982] have team battled kurvaanyad, endre, and Krisz [1019/2734] and lost! 2 days, 05:53:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/16 15:36:03] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:46:52 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[02/28/16 16:15:23] Darwick, endre, and 4R0N [260/3568] have team battled kocka, Joska, and Krisz [1884/2953] and lost! 2 days, 09:50:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/16 19:56:44] Darwick reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darwick's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/29/16 00:29:06] Darwick [947/1393] has come upon 4R0N [1126/1156] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 07:05:23 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/29/16 15:29:05] 4R0N [1068/1156] has come upon Darwick [221/1393] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 11:19:34 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[03/01/16 08:25:30] Darwick [556/1393] has come upon GDI [859/1070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 00:14:35 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/01/16 16:29:06] Darwick [1076/1393] has come upon Joska [429/1174] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:29:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/01/16 20:04:05] kocka [588/1274] has come upon Darwick [685/1393] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 08:17:28 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/01/16 21:29:04] Darwick [947/1393] has come upon endre [384/1023] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 21:54:24 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/02/16 05:02:02] lejah [1155/1338] has come upon Darwick [720/1393] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:41:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/02/16 08:03:02] lejah [412/1338] has come upon Darwick [114/1393] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 08:46:13 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/02/16 09:17:23] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:26 towards level 103.
[03/03/16 18:29:05] Darwick [329/1393] has come upon [Sanyi] [133/1284] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 13:40:24 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/03/16 21:46:46] [Sanyi], GDI, David, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/16 04:49:58] Darwick [1058/1393] has come upon d-__-b [735/851] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:27:42 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/04/16 05:17:59] lejah [1288/1338] has come upon Darwick [946/1393] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 10:28:42 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/04/16 06:52:32] Darwick [334/1393] has come upon Kiinga [645/814] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:13:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/04/16 23:23:57] lejah [1081/1338] has come upon Darwick [559/1393] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 09:32:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/05/16 07:21:32] Darwick was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:45:14 from level 103.
[03/05/16 10:29:03] Krisz [124/744] has come upon Darwick [483/1393] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:21:02 is added to Krisz's clock.
[03/05/16 23:31:56] lejah [810/1338] has come upon Darwick [548/1393] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 10:42:45 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/06/16 01:29:04] Sanyi [213/1111] has come upon Darwick [215/1393] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 00:14:26 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/07/16 00:53:03] Droid [133/650] has come upon Darwick [12/1393] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 00:08:38 is removed from Droid's clock.
[03/07/16 01:30:32] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:22 towards level 103.
[03/07/16 16:08:53] Darwick [1354/1393] has come upon CaptianObvious [172/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 08:43:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/08/16 14:15:10] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 01:49:59 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[03/09/16 19:29:06] Darwick [999/1393] has come upon endre [546/1023] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 14:59:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/10/16 03:04:50] lejah [1067/1338] has come upon Darwick [501/1393] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:00:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/10/16 13:57:13] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 12:41:26 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[03/10/16 13:57:13] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 26. 0 days, 01:43:44 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 104.
[03/11/16 00:32:15] Darwick, Krisz, and GDI [2580/3204] have team battled m00, sajtoscsiga, and Crush [538/2109] and won! 0 days, 02:46:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/16 02:53:01] Darwick [207/1393] has come upon Kiinga [278/814] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 05:04:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/11/16 10:08:12] Darwick [185/1393] has come upon Kiinga [574/814] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 16:20:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/12/16 07:10:58] CaptianObvious, sajtoscsiga, and Darwick [1899/3232] have team battled Joska, Crush, and Ajvorl [1225/3015] and won! 1 day, 09:06:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/16 13:39:05] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 131. 0 days, 01:43:12 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 104.
[03/12/16 17:19:35] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 09:48:15 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[03/13/16 18:29:03] kurvaanyad [344/1171] has come upon Darwick [795/1393] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 23:33:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/14/16 21:42:42] lejah [616/1338] has come upon Darwick [176/1393] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 02:12:28 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/16/16 13:03:27] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 11:45:53 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[03/17/16 02:38:53] m00 and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/16 12:54:37] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:29:38 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[03/17/16 22:29:03] GDI [428/1067] has come upon Darwick [1106/1393] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 01:11:29 is added to GDI's clock.
[03/18/16 08:03:37] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:23:29 from level 104.
[03/18/16 21:02:50] Darwick [940/1393] has come upon GDI [421/1067] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 21:09:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/19/16 19:29:03] Darwick [1071/1393] has come upon 4R0N [88/1093] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:09:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/19/16 20:06:55] Darwick got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:20:50 from level 104.
[03/21/16 06:29:02] Darwick [241/1393] has come upon Krisz [550/802] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:57:15 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/21/16 17:30:29] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/16 17:45:47] Darwick was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:47:14 from level 104.
[03/23/16 16:47:06] Darwick, [Sanyi], and Kiinga [2073/3553] have team battled DarwickAK, Droid, and kocka [534/3097] and won! 2 days, 13:46:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/16 14:02:40] Crush, m00, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/16 22:06:35] Kiinga stole Darwick's level 66 charm while they were sleeping! Kiinga leaves his old level 64 charm behind, which Darwick then takes.
[03/26/16 15:14:53] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:36:53 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[03/26/16 15:14:53] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 42 with their belt. 0 days, 01:43:16 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 104.
[03/26/16 21:51:10] kurvaanyad [621/1165] has come upon Darwick [868/1391] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 15:00:40 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/27/16 03:29:06] m00 [615/1002] has come upon Darwick [474/1391] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 00:50:08 is removed from m00's clock.
[03/27/16 09:11:33] m00, kocka, d-__-b, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/16 09:47:18] Darwick [571/1391] has come upon m00 [528/1002] and rocked it! 0 days, 17:01:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/27/16 10:10:19] Kiinga stole Darwick's level 101 amulet while they were sleeping! Kiinga leaves his old level 93 amulet behind, which Darwick then takes.
[03/28/16 02:52:27] Crush, d-__-b, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/16 14:35:07] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/16 15:17:54] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:39 towards level 104.
[03/28/16 21:30:49] David, Joska, and Sanyi [1712/3351] have team battled Droid, m00, and Darwick [1099/3107] and won! 0 days, 01:19:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 03:15:13] Darwick [1007/1382] has come upon kocka [903/1035] and gave em what was coming! 22 days, 14:29:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/29/16 12:33:25] Krisz, Darwick, and David [1031/3279] have team battled 4R0N, Joska, and Crush [2255/2838] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/16 01:29:03] GDI [132/1075] has come upon Darwick [183/1382] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 19:01:28 is added to GDI's clock.
[03/30/16 11:29:04] David [583/1085] has come upon Darwick [5/1382] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 12:04:24 is removed from David's clock.
[03/30/16 16:57:55] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/16 17:39:54] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:36:49 towards level 105.
[03/30/16 21:29:05] Ajvorl [348/1265] has come upon Darwick [498/1382] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 20:55:04 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[03/31/16 22:02:24] Joska, Crush, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/16 23:28:52] Krisz, Darwick, and GDI [2056/3285] have team battled Sanyi, gyilkos, and Kiinga [187/2920] and won! 2 days, 05:42:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/16 11:22:57] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 21:21:55 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[04/03/16 17:14:51] Darwick [1062/1382] has come upon m00 [526/1025] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 22:01:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/04/16 03:22:21] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/16 08:29:28] kocka, d-__-b, sajtoscsiga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/16 15:52:02] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 04:44:20] 4R0N, Darwick, and m00 [2832/3507] have team battled Kiinga, CaptianObvious, and Crush [222/2701] and won! 1 day, 04:07:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 07:52:41] d-__-b [574/1042] has come upon Darwick [283/1382] and rocked it! 11 days, 06:50:53 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[04/06/16 23:04:34] Darwick [974/1382] has come upon kocka [196/1031] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 02:56:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/07/16 00:00:12] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:52 towards level 105.
[04/07/16 08:52:42] Darwick [533/1382] has come upon CaptianObvious [486/1255] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 23:36:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/07/16 15:56:08] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 10:22:26 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[04/11/16 09:04:00] Droid [68/835] has come upon Darwick [710/1382] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:04:37 is added to Droid's clock.
[04/11/16 15:35:09] Darwick [346/1382] has come upon GDI [468/1069] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 07:48:40 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/11/16 19:04:02] peta [207/981] has come upon Darwick [952/1382] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 06:02:33 is added to peta's clock.
[04/12/16 22:43:54] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 20:59:43 towards level 106.
[04/14/16 09:52:49] Darwick [222/1382] has come upon [Sanyi] [1130/1348] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 00:18:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/14/16 19:52:50] endre [759/939] has come upon Darwick [209/1382] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 04:32:04 is removed from endre's clock.
[04/15/16 17:40:22] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:53:49 towards level 106.
[04/15/16 17:48:17] Darwick [52/1382] has come upon peta [298/981] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 18:06:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/17/16 01:57:03] Crush, CaptianObvious, 4R0N, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/16 02:23:45] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/16 08:04:21] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:45:33 towards level 106.
[04/19/16 11:38:13] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/16 22:52:57] Darwick [1304/1382] has come upon GDI [731/1069] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 03:45:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/07/16 03:35:46] Droid [678/839] has come upon Darwick [773/1382] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 17:11:40 is added to Droid's clock.
[05/07/16 19:53:10] Darwick was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:04:15 from level 106.
[05/08/16 01:03:55] susmus, Ajvorl, and Droid [711/2607] have team battled CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and Darwick [2030/3652] and lost! 0 days, 07:27:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/16 04:16:03] CaptianObvious, GDI, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/16 15:52:59] Darwick [51/1389] has come upon GDI [1025/1069] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 08:27:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/11/16 06:31:54] CaptianObvious, d-__-b, m00, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/16 16:43:24] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/16 17:38:24] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 15:18:01 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[05/12/16 00:14:16] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:00:06 from level 106.
[05/12/16 17:29:26] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 08:56:34 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[05/12/16 18:52:58] Darwick [1021/1389] has come upon Krisz [836/852] and rocked it! 3 days, 15:25:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/12/16 23:52:57] Darwick [57/1389] has come upon Ajvorl [297/1305] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 15:51:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/13/16 17:20:26] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 08:07:35 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[05/14/16 09:32:19] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:58:43 towards level 106.
[05/15/16 11:52:58] Darwick [1177/1389] has come upon Sanyi [73/1143] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:12:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/15/16 20:43:04] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 20:26:51 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[05/15/16 22:50:27] peta [535/993] has come upon Darwick [36/1389] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 22:37:53 is removed from peta's clock.
[05/16/16 09:47:24] Darwick fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:36:48 from level 106.
[05/16/16 20:34:06] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:17:18 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[05/17/16 01:16:27] Darwick [433/1389] has come upon [Sanyi] [164/1348] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 17:04:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/19/16 00:05:05] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:20 towards level 106.
[05/19/16 21:50:14] susmus [409/505] has come upon Darwick [663/1389] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 14:46:42 is added to susmus's clock.
[05/20/16 08:23:32] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, Darwick, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/16 02:52:57] Darwick [399/1389] has come upon Ajvorl [347/1305] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:49:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/21/16 12:53:45] Darwick [524/1389] has come upon Joska [14/1193] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 02:55:26 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/21/16 16:08:39] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 16:42:35 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[05/21/16 19:49:09] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 07:21:46 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[05/22/16 08:09:14] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/16 15:59:41] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 14:58:55 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[05/22/16 18:52:59] Ajvorl [1120/1305] has come upon Darwick [878/1389] and rocked it! 1 day, 06:25:54 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[05/24/16 07:43:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 4 days, 05:15:11 toward level 107.
[05/24/16 15:41:40] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 15:13:52 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[05/26/16 09:02:48] GDI [920/1079] has come upon Darwick [182/1389] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 23:54:11 is removed from GDI's clock.
[05/27/16 01:18:52] d-__-b, endre, and Darwick [2369/3168] have team battled m00, Droid, and Kiinga [2555/2930] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/16 08:05:24] Darwick [1314/1389] has come upon GDI [901/1079] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 03:09:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/27/16 17:10:51] Darwick [507/1389] has come upon m00 [591/1065] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 08:41:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/27/16 18:55:18] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 15:19:17 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[05/27/16 20:05:15] Darwick [223/1389] has come upon Krisz [572/862] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:11:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/28/16 12:10:27] endre, Joska, peta, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/16 14:56:52] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 22:57:37 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[05/29/16 22:30:00] Darwick lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:26:04 from level 107.
[05/30/16 06:45:13] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/16 09:16:39] Darwick [41/1389] has come upon d-__-b [708/864] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:57:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/31/16 18:19:24] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:27:16 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[06/01/16 06:11:04] Darwick [718/1389] has come upon Droid [67/839] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:15:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/01/16 06:11:04] Darwick has dealt Droid a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:38:03 is added to Droid's clock.
[06/01/16 08:52:58] gyilkos [90/1054] has come upon Darwick [159/1389] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 17 days, 01:14:08 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/02/16 09:52:57] Kiinga [723/1035] has come upon Darwick [535/1389] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:11:17 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[06/02/16 11:16:01] Darwick was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:51:59 from level 107.
[06/02/16 11:18:20] Darwick [1145/1389] has come upon peta [814/993] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 22:59:29 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/03/16 12:44:14] GDI stole Darwick's level 277 pair of boots while they were sleeping! GDI leaves his old level 266 pair of boots behind, which Darwick then takes.
[06/03/16 20:52:58] Darwick [832/1377] has come upon 4R0N [663/1153] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 10:41:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/03/16 23:47:05] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 00:47:25] gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [2007/3601] have team battled Kiinga, endre, and DarwickAK [3093/3324] and lost! 1 day, 05:46:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/16 07:20:37] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:51 towards level 107.
[06/04/16 16:52:56] 4R0N [912/1153] has come upon Darwick [790/1377] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 09:38:26 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[06/05/16 07:18:57] m00, kocka, and Darwick [233/3461] have team battled [Sanyi], Krisz, and d-__-b [2981/3115] and lost! 1 day, 10:32:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/16 13:54:04] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 14:10:05 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[06/05/16 17:34:32] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 42 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:46:45 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 107.
[06/06/16 13:52:56] susmus [316/558] has come upon Darwick [563/1377] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 04:14:52 is added to susmus's clock.
[06/06/16 23:52:56] d-__-b [767/874] has come upon Darwick [489/1377] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 07:22:32 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[06/07/16 13:36:05] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 15:43:20 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[06/07/16 15:31:45] Darwick lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:11 from level 107.
[06/07/16 16:48:24] DarwickAK, d-__-b, 4R0N, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/16 22:16:57] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:44 towards level 107.
[06/08/16 23:25:03] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/16 01:52:57] Darwick [1334/1377] has come upon peta [537/1027] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:10:18 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/09/16 12:39:00] David, Krisz, d-__-b, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/16 12:52:15] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/16 13:56:32] 4R0N, Sanyi, and peta [1747/3332] have team battled GDI, gyilkos, and Darwick [2574/3525] and lost! 0 days, 15:02:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/16 19:34:00] DarwickAK [549/1367] has come upon Darwick [599/1377] and realized it was a bad decision! 14 days, 21:03:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/10/16 07:38:14] Darwick [638/1377] has come upon IRPGbot [839/1488] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 17:14:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/10/16 13:09:16] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 18 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:47:10 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 108.
[06/10/16 20:09:26] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 18:35:03 towards level 108.
[06/11/16 12:36:23] Darwick [1123/1377] has come upon peta [575/1034] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 09:19:20 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/11/16 18:21:40] Ajvorl [1154/1312] has come upon Darwick [1011/1377] and rocked it! 21 days, 08:48:54 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[06/13/16 12:19:35] 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1730/3897] have team battled gyilkos, [Sanyi], and d-__-b [1032/3313] and won! 1 day, 21:25:45 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 16:13:49] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 4 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:47:25 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 108.
[06/16/16 03:52:56] Darwick [162/1377] has come upon m00 [602/1052] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 08:21:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/16/16 09:59:24] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/16 09:52:59] Sanyi [902/1166] has come upon Darwick [16/1377] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 19:21:53 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/17/16 11:09:10] Sanyi [742/1166] has come upon Darwick [600/1377] and rocked it! 5 days, 00:41:15 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/18/16 09:00:16] Darwick ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:59:53 from level 108.
[06/19/16 08:03:03] Droid [506/1062] has come upon Darwick [174/1377] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:00:42 is removed from Droid's clock.
[06/19/16 11:48:29] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 10:44:34 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[06/19/16 18:13:16] endre, GDI, [Sanyi], and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/16 11:39:30] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 03:10:21 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[06/20/16 22:29:19] GDI stole Darwick's level 413 weapon while they were sleeping! GDI leaves his old level 335 weapon behind, which Darwick then takes.
[06/21/16 08:21:05] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:11:50 towards level 108.
[06/21/16 11:30:26] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:31:49 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[06/23/16 05:52:58] Darwick [1003/1291] has come upon DarwickAK [605/1355] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 01:10:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/23/16 11:12:31] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:58:32 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[06/23/16 15:52:55] Ajvorl [713/1312] has come upon Darwick [875/1291] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:34:35 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[06/24/16 02:06:55] Krisz, [Sanyi], and Kiinga [1237/3493] have team battled Darwick, Droid, and David [2061/3512] and lost! 2 days, 14:24:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/16 15:10:17] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:41:43 towards level 108.
[06/24/16 16:52:59] Darwick [698/1291] has come upon 4R0N [536/1159] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 04:09:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/25/16 02:52:58] 4R0N [380/1159] has come upon Darwick [677/1291] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:52:32 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/25/16 10:54:35] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 13:51:56 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[06/26/16 09:36:33] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/16 11:24:54] David, Ajvorl, and 4R0N [2626/3632] have team battled kocka, Kiinga, and Darwick [1143/3386] and won! 0 days, 02:35:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/16 23:37:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 2 days, 23:43:59 toward level 108.
[06/27/16 18:05:24] endre, David, Joska, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/16 07:56:50] kocka [409/1046] has come upon Darwick [919/1291] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:37:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/28/16 15:52:58] Darwick [912/1291] has come upon gyilkos [783/1060] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 14:04:35 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/29/16 14:08:53] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/16 20:43:15] Sanyi, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [3333/3416] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and 4R0N [890/3805] and won! 0 days, 13:27:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/16 04:59:36] Darwick [660/1291] has come upon peta [149/1047] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 13:31:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/30/16 10:09:48] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 4 with their belt. 0 days, 01:48:36 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 109.
[07/02/16 00:11:06] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:56:05 towards level 109.
[07/03/16 05:52:57] Darwick [1257/1291] has come upon m00 [936/1047] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 18:51:17 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/05/16 12:52:57] GDI [1118/1167] has come upon Darwick [205/1291] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 02:58:06 is removed from GDI's clock.
[07/05/16 22:19:35] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:23:34 towards level 109.
[07/07/16 09:07:02] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 05:28:59 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[07/08/16 08:58:01] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 47. 0 days, 01:48:23 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 109.
[07/08/16 12:38:31] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 00:23:04 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[07/08/16 13:45:00] Joska, kurvaanyad, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/16 13:45:05] Darwick [461/1291] has come upon Joska [531/1263] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 16:52:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/09/16 12:29:31] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:30:14 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[07/10/16 09:57:06] kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/16 11:16:59] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/16 18:54:48] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:14 towards level 109.
[07/11/16 23:52:55] Darwick [714/1296] has come upon Droid [697/1065] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:13:32 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/12/16 03:50:15] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:52 towards level 109.
[07/12/16 08:23:37] David, GDI, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/12/16 08:27:00] Darwick [366/1296] has come upon GDI [657/1419] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:02:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/12/16 18:58:25] Darwick bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:40:04 from level 109.
[07/13/16 00:00:54] Darwick [1098/1296] has come upon Sanyi [737/1206] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:41:08 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/13/16 06:32:02] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:45 towards level 109.
[07/13/16 12:13:28] Darwick [220/1296] has come upon DarwickAK [1213/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:45:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/13/16 22:46:57] Kiinga and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/16 01:52:58] Darwick [711/1296] has come upon Ajvorl [505/1316] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 06:28:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/14/16 08:04:19] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:46:23 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[07/14/16 13:05:06] kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/16 16:52:58] Joska [1238/1263] has come upon Darwick [374/1296] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:02:35 is removed from Joska's clock.
[07/14/16 20:20:33] Darwick [33/1296] has come upon 4R0N [1024/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 22:02:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/15/16 00:15:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 58 days, 19:49:16 toward level 110.
[07/15/16 00:32:56] Joska, Darwick, and GDI [2130/3978] have team battled peta, kurvaanyad, and kocka [1625/3259] and won! 0 days, 15:23:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/16 02:08:38] Darwick [476/1296] has come upon peta [961/1047] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 10:05:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/15/16 07:52:55] Darwick [804/1296] has come upon kurvaanyad [118/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 10:46:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/15/16 23:41:13] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:33:29 towards level 110.
[07/16/16 03:52:55] Darwick [583/1296] has come upon [Sanyi] [318/1367] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 13:36:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/16/16 17:53:21] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:43:55 from level 110.
[07/17/16 14:53:00] Darwick [1066/1296] has come upon gyilkos [809/1060] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 00:55:32 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/17/16 16:06:21] Joska [553/1263] has come upon Darwick [522/1296] and fucked they ass up! 24 days, 01:53:55 is removed from Joska's clock.
[07/18/16 07:28:21] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 132 with their belt. 0 days, 01:49:10 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 110.
[07/19/16 03:33:08] David, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/16 07:19:24] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 21:40:41 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[07/19/16 07:19:24] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 180 with their belt. 0 days, 01:49:18 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 110.
[07/19/16 23:12:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 2 days, 00:49:59 toward level 110.
[07/20/16 02:52:59] Darwick [683/1296] has come upon GDI [1054/1419] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:57:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/20/16 10:50:54] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 04:01:40 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[07/20/16 12:53:00] Darwick [1044/1296] has come upon peta [801/1054] and rocked it! 2 days, 12:28:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/21/16 00:47:15] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/16 16:27:59] kurvaanyad, GDI, Darwick, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/16 02:55:59] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:27 towards level 110.
[07/22/16 06:52:27] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 8 damage. 0 days, 01:49:40 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 110.
[07/23/16 15:30:02] DarwickAK, Kiinga, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/16 15:48:12] Sanyi [1021/1215] has come upon Darwick [285/1296] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 00:37:50 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/23/16 15:52:59] 4R0N [785/1168] has come upon Darwick [1058/1296] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 18:42:33 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/23/16 17:55:27] Darwick [857/1296] has come upon 4R0N [405/1168] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:31:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/23/16 17:55:27] Darwick has dealt 4R0N a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:45:40 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/24/16 00:34:26] Darwick was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:12 from level 110.
[07/24/16 01:26:00] peta, David, and GDI [3078/3448] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and Sanyi [2902/3748] and won! 1 day, 00:54:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/16 14:32:56] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/16 16:52:59] Darwick [701/1296] has come upon Droid [398/1082] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/25/16 02:52:56] 4R0N [683/1168] has come upon Darwick [1148/1296] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 16:37:28 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/25/16 02:59:19] Darwick [966/1296] has come upon gyilkos [48/1237] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 01:13:20 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/26/16 06:16:26] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 23:16:12 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[07/26/16 10:56:25] Joska, kurvaanyad, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/16 11:05:25] Darwick [246/1296] has come upon kurvaanyad [618/1176] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 09:43:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/26/16 23:38:43] Darwick [209/1296] has come upon Sanyi [352/1215] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 10:29:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/27/16 05:14:29] Darwick, 4R0N, and peta [3100/3518] have team battled kocka, David, and GDI [2625/3660] and won! 7 days, 04:54:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 12:04:55] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 15:25:20] Joska, peta, and gyilkos [3262/3554] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Darwick [212/3808] and won! 1 day, 05:54:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 19:46:58] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 21:13:36] gyilkos, Ajvorl, peta, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/16 21:13:36] Darwick [1266/1296] has come upon Ajvorl [494/1318] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 17:21:21 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/27/16 22:26:30] Sanyi [443/1215] has come upon Darwick [837/1296] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:11:12 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[07/28/16 05:52:57] Darwick [1096/1296] has come upon GDI [955/1202] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 15:05:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/28/16 12:04:08] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:39:39 towards level 111.
[07/28/16 14:51:33] 4R0N, Joska, and DarwickAK [563/3767] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and Sanyi [678/3713] and lost! 0 days, 19:14:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/16 21:48:15] GDI, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/16 09:29:57] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:25:18 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[07/29/16 20:31:28] David, Joska, Darwick, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/16 22:20:26] Darwick [301/1296] has come upon kurvaanyad [23/1180] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 23:30:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/30/16 09:20:59] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:10:36 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[07/30/16 15:28:55] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/16 17:52:57] Joska [860/1255] has come upon Darwick [623/1296] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 06:21:40 is removed from Joska's clock.
[07/31/16 07:40:59] Joska [350/1267] has come upon Darwick [985/1296] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 12:39:17 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/31/16 09:11:59] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 16 with their belt. 0 days, 01:50:07 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 111.
[07/31/16 18:52:56] GDI [345/983] has come upon Darwick [909/1296] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:45:37 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/01/16 02:47:04] gyilkos, GDI, Darwick, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/16 19:53:00] kocka [712/1272] has come upon Darwick [314/1296] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 21:26:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/02/16 00:25:12] gyilkos, kurvaanyad, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/16 05:13:27] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 03:42:18 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[08/02/16 08:53:59] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:28:51 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[08/02/16 15:17:15] Darwick [90/1296] has come upon David [1132/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 03:07:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/02/16 20:32:28] [Sanyi] [882/1376] has come upon Darwick [1086/1296] and got flexed on in combat! 14 days, 06:39:18 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/03/16 01:52:57] 4R0N [159/1168] has come upon Darwick [51/1296] and rocked it! 2 days, 21:22:45 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/03/16 04:06:48] Darwick [707/1296] has come upon [Sanyi] [1137/1376] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 18:23:57 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/03/16 08:45:04] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 14. 0 days, 01:51:03 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 112.
[08/03/16 21:52:58] Sanyi [382/1215] has come upon Darwick [472/1296] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 21:30:55 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/03/16 23:59:35] GDI, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/16 01:09:27] Darwick [486/1296] has come upon peta [78/1054] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 23:47:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/04/16 03:47:21] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/16 17:52:58] Darwick [702/1296] has come upon gyilkos [889/1246] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 08:58:50 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/05/16 04:46:33] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 22:36:43 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[08/05/16 08:52:57] Darwick [738/1296] has come upon DarwickAK [984/1352] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 11:55:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/05/16 12:08:52] Darwick fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:00:56 from level 112.
[08/05/16 21:09:58] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:34:20 towards level 112.
[08/06/16 04:37:31] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 06:46:50 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[08/06/16 07:50:55] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/16 09:52:59] GDI [85/984] has come upon Darwick [1063/1296] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 12:23:45 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/07/16 00:52:59] Darwick [338/1296] has come upon kocka [58/1260] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 17:18:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/07/16 04:28:30] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 07:47:34 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[08/07/16 08:09:01] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 23:39:13 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[08/07/16 11:55:59] Darwick was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:46:05 from level 112.
[08/07/16 15:52:56] gyilkos [35/1246] has come upon Darwick [75/1296] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 16:52:42 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/07/16 16:19:02] Darwick [93/1296] has come upon DarwickAK [0/1352] and rocked it! 5 days, 06:30:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/09/16 01:10:43] peta, DarwickAK, and Droid [906/3511] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and Kiinga [2884/3552] and lost! 2 days, 11:45:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/16 02:52:58] 4R0N [405/1195] has come upon Darwick [925/1296] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:56:20 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/09/16 07:52:58] Darwick [680/1296] has come upon kurvaanyad [30/1180] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 17:24:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/09/16 20:33:49] wabbit_, [Sanyi], and Droid [3304/3357] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1635/3928] and won! 2 days, 22:07:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 03:52:58] Sanyi [316/1225] has come upon Darwick [771/1296] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:23:45 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/11/16 09:16:03] wabbit_, Droid, and Darwick [1780/3277] have team battled Joska, kocka, and peta [1373/3611] and won! 2 days, 01:17:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/16 03:40:08] Darwick misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:37:16 from level 112.
[08/13/16 05:57:15] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/16 06:18:18] kurvaanyad stole Darwick's level 335 weapon while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 333 weapon behind, which Darwick then takes.
[08/13/16 16:17:22] Darwick ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:06:49 from level 112.
[08/14/16 17:52:59] GDI [859/984] has come upon Darwick [1245/1294] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:07:46 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/15/16 08:52:59] 4R0N [675/1195] has come upon Darwick [25/1294] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 22:51:36 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/15/16 15:12:26] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/16 15:36:35] 4R0N, Sanyi, and Darwick [3000/3714] have team battled kocka, wabbit_, and gyilkos [1448/3382] and won! 0 days, 13:14:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/16 03:07:38] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 49. 0 days, 01:51:30 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 112.
[08/16/16 14:52:55] Darwick [80/1294] has come upon kocka [135/1254] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 21:14:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/16/16 17:23:43] [Sanyi] [601/1376] has come upon Darwick [1083/1294] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:14:19 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/17/16 07:11:50] 4R0N, GDI, and Darwick [2688/3473] have team battled Joska, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi [1954/3678] and won! 0 days, 23:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 14:20:00] Darwick [1107/1294] has come upon 4R0N [811/1195] and rocked it! 0 days, 20:57:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/17/16 16:32:10] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:30 towards level 112.
[08/17/16 17:02:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 2 days, 01:12:57 toward level 112.
[08/18/16 02:49:38] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:07:40 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[08/18/16 11:52:58] Droid [50/1105] has come upon Darwick [102/1294] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:33:32 is added to Droid's clock.
[08/18/16 21:52:57] Darwick [1050/1294] has come upon gyilkos [204/1246] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/18/16 22:03:02] Darwick [127/1342] has come upon Droid [1069/1105] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 04:11:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/19/16 06:21:05] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 24 days, 04:51:22 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[08/19/16 07:52:57] Joska [1060/1271] has come upon Darwick [1118/1342] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:20:41 is added to Joska's clock.
[08/19/16 12:24:49] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/16 13:30:57] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/16 13:49:35] Droid [251/1105] has come upon Darwick [1205/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 08:22:43 is added to Droid's clock.
[08/20/16 02:12:47] David, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/16 04:44:52] Darwick [416/1342] has come upon gyilkos [699/1246] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 05:30:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/20/16 06:12:05] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 56 with their belt. 0 days, 01:52:57 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 113.
[08/20/16 13:52:58] DarwickAK [25/1352] has come upon Darwick [1327/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:51:20 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/20/16 18:12:50] David, peta, Darwick, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/16 23:32:52] [Sanyi] [1390/1391] has come upon Darwick [935/1342] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 22:20:33 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/20/16 23:52:55] [Sanyi] [405/1391] has come upon Darwick [408/1342] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 01:52:14 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/21/16 09:48:11] Darwick was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:58:11 from level 113.
[08/21/16 13:15:11] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:08:46 towards level 113.
[08/21/16 14:01:10] [Sanyi], Sanyi, and peta [2331/3678] have team battled Darwick, Droid, and kurvaanyad [3435/3599] and lost! 3 days, 00:52:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/16 01:42:49] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:01:50 towards level 113.
[08/22/16 10:52:57] Droid [50/1105] has come upon Darwick [0/1342] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 10 days, 01:50:14 is removed from Droid's clock.
[08/22/16 15:52:56] 4R0N [710/1198] has come upon Darwick [141/1342] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 17:03:11 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/22/16 15:57:51] Darwick [1088/1342] has come upon David [409/1192] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 09:54:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/23/16 01:42:46] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:55:14 towards level 113.
[08/23/16 04:47:39] Darwick [941/1342] has come upon Kiinga [587/1272] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 17:09:21 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/23/16 17:33:39] wabbit_, endre, and kocka [2947/3073] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and Droid [298/3838] and won! 3 days, 06:30:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/16 18:58:57] [Sanyi], 4R0N, and peta [2349/3651] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and Kiinga [385/3966] and won! 2 days, 13:07:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/16 19:00:00] peta, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [2025/3639] have team battled endre, Darwick, and Joska [979/3541] and won! 2 days, 00:53:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/16 06:03:09] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:34:08 towards level 113.
[08/24/16 17:52:56] Sanyi [259/1225] has come upon Darwick [281/1342] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 01:22:43 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/25/16 05:27:05] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 08:27:30 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[08/25/16 13:52:56] Darwick [39/1342] has come upon Droid [77/1105] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 05:33:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/25/16 18:57:23] David [820/1192] has come upon Darwick [635/1342] and fucked they ass up! 19 days, 15:37:21 is removed from David's clock.
[08/26/16 06:26:16] Darwick [412/1342] has come upon Kiinga [261/1272] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 15:57:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/26/16 15:12:59] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [2149/3702] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and Droid [2524/3673] and lost! 3 days, 11:04:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/16 01:52:57] Darwick [1240/1342] has come upon peta [457/1062] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:14:29 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/28/16 12:12:55] Kiinga and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/16 12:59:26] Kiinga, wabbit_, and DarwickAK [1079/3515] have team battled peta, Darwick, and Joska [3412/3630] and lost! 1 day, 16:50:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/16 08:50:11] 4R0N, Darwick, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/16 15:14:30] Darwick sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darwick's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/16 00:23:36] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:32 towards level 113.
[08/30/16 17:17:54] endre, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [2372/3688] have team battled Droid, gyilkos, and Sanyi [2426/3561] and lost! 0 days, 14:53:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/16 04:33:13] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:18:27 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[08/31/16 14:52:56] [Sanyi] [253/1391] has come upon Darwick [457/1378] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 19:26:57 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/31/16 16:09:28] endre, Joska, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/16 18:06:01] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 00:43:43] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 11:39:17 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[09/01/16 04:24:13] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:35:30 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[09/01/16 12:15:59] Darwick [365/1378] has come upon IRPGbot [989/1516] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 07:38:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/01/16 15:52:58] endre [673/919] has come upon Darwick [779/1378] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 03:01:26 is added to endre's clock.
[09/02/16 01:52:56] Ajvorl [586/1363] has come upon Darwick [1227/1378] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:39:38 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[09/02/16 21:52:58] GDI [495/985] has come upon Darwick [78/1378] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:19:49 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/03/16 07:35:25] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 01:21:48 towards level 114.
[09/03/16 08:15:56] DarwickAK, Joska, and [Sanyi] [2052/3986] have team battled kurvaanyad, Droid, and Darwick [2557/3655] and lost! 1 day, 08:21:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/16 17:52:57] Darwick [436/1378] has come upon wabbit_ [474/891] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 11:15:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/03/16 22:52:56] endre [632/915] has come upon Darwick [1048/1386] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:18:16 is added to endre's clock.
[09/04/16 00:16:41] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 56. 0 days, 01:53:54 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 114.
[09/04/16 08:21:05] Darwick ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 09:58:44 from level 114.
[09/04/16 08:52:59] Darwick [1110/1386] has come upon Sanyi [61/1214] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 21:34:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/05/16 07:03:20] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:58:27 towards level 114.
[09/05/16 14:40:53] wabbit_ [794/899] has come upon Darwick [513/1386] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 10:49:21 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[09/06/16 04:23:25] endre, David, kurvaanyad, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/16 05:52:56] Darwick [1126/1386] has come upon Droid [1007/1125] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 04:17:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/06/16 15:15:33] endre and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 03:30:09] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 16:56:31 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[09/07/16 06:52:59] DarwickAK [1185/1352] has come upon Darwick [528/1386] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:21:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/07/16 21:52:59] GDI [391/985] has come upon Darwick [992/1386] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 12:48:40 is added to GDI's clock.
[09/08/16 11:27:44] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], and Darwick [770/4135] have team battled gyilkos, endre, and peta [456/3236] and won! 0 days, 06:41:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/16 17:28:41] Darwick [1372/1386] has come upon Joska [588/1232] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 10:32:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/09/16 06:21:49] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:56:17 towards level 114.
[09/09/16 09:51:03] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/16 13:52:59] gyilkos [37/1301] has come upon Darwick [893/1386] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 02:11:55 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/09/16 20:37:18] endre, David, 4R0N, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/16 02:59:06] GDI, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [3424/3542] have team battled DarwickAK, Joska, and Ajvorl [1754/3956] and won! 3 days, 21:28:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 14:52:55] Darwick [811/1386] has come upon [Sanyi] [647/1386] and rocked it! 3 days, 22:07:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/10/16 14:52:55] In the fierce battle, [Sanyi] dropped his level 77 set of leggings! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 58 set of leggings to [Sanyi].
[09/10/16 19:52:59] 4R0N [230/1227] has come upon Darwick [347/1406] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:37:12 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/11/16 15:52:58] Darwick [1070/1406] has come upon IRPGbot [699/1516] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:34:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/11/16 20:15:44] Ajvorl, Joska, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/16 19:30:26] 4R0N [106/1231] has come upon Darwick [313/1406] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 17:58:42 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/12/16 22:55:44] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 17:22:06 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[09/13/16 07:37:45] [Sanyi], peta, and 4R0N [2885/3659] have team battled Droid, Ajvorl, and Darwick [1422/3894] and won! 0 days, 00:45:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/16 11:12:19] David, kurvaanyad, 4R0N, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/16 12:52:57] David [501/1203] has come upon Darwick [1351/1406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:19:49 is added to David's clock.
[09/13/16 22:46:46] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:46:23 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[09/14/16 22:37:49] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:13:13 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[09/14/16 22:37:49] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 18 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:53:25 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 114.
[09/15/16 05:26:35] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:41 towards level 114.
[09/15/16 22:14:59] Darwick [1394/1406] has come upon peta [159/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 01:05:29 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/16/16 03:56:33] Darwick [1011/1406] has come upon gyilkos [8/1301] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 19:28:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/16/16 04:19:56] Darwick [1071/1406] has come upon gyilkos [830/1301] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 16:47:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/16/16 19:57:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 16 days, 16:22:56 toward level 115.
[09/16/16 20:52:55] peta [66/1057] has come upon Darwick [449/1406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 11:22:24 is added to peta's clock.
[09/17/16 02:00:21] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 19:44:54 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[09/18/16 17:30:59] wabbit_, Droid, and kocka [2442/3279] have team battled David, Darwick, and endre [2113/3525] and won! 0 days, 09:19:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/16 22:52:58] Darwick [1170/1406] has come upon gyilkos [1069/1301] and rocked it! 5 days, 08:18:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/19/16 03:29:16] Joska, Darwick, kocka, and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/16 01:33:26] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 35 with their belt. 0 days, 01:54:20 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 115.
[09/20/16 03:09:28] peta, Ajvorl, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/16 04:10:33] Darwick [393/1406] has come upon peta [312/1061] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 17:24:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/20/16 09:52:56] Darwick [1155/1406] has come upon Ajvorl [1209/1313] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:24:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/20/16 13:48:21] Hunger [229/234] has come upon Darwick [1290/1406] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:05:23 is added to Hunger's clock.
[09/20/16 22:26:35] GDI, [Sanyi], Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/16 00:27:03] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/16 21:16:54] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:40:02 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[09/24/16 00:57:23] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 03:20:00 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[09/24/16 05:22:29] Darwick [646/1406] has come upon Droid [746/1135] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 11:11:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/24/16 19:28:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 34 days, 05:14:11 toward level 116.
[09/25/16 02:22:25] Darwick [575/1406] has come upon Sanyi [6/1229] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 06:36:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/25/16 02:29:02] Hunger [297/367] has come upon Darwick [156/1406] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 06:15:11 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[09/25/16 15:36:59] kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/16 10:52:56] Darwick [346/1406] has come upon David [531/1204] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 14:12:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/26/16 14:40:07] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/16 20:52:56] Darwick [4/1406] has come upon gyilkos [105/1301] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 18:08:26 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/26/16 21:20:04] kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [627/3755] have team battled gyilkos, Darwick, and 4R0N [2742/3938] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/16 00:30:30] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 11:04:15 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[09/27/16 06:52:58] wabbit_ [576/885] has come upon Darwick [68/1406] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 03:57:30 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[09/27/16 21:52:59] Kiinga [497/1280] has come upon Darwick [648/1406] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 07:13:00 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/28/16 02:41:02] Hunger [399/466] has come upon Darwick [208/1406] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:45:38 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[09/29/16 00:12:34] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 16:57:30 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[09/29/16 03:52:58] Kiinga [135/1280] has come upon Darwick [790/1406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 08:08:15 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/29/16 08:59:39] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:11:02 towards level 116.
[09/29/16 13:52:58] Darwick [667/1406] has come upon [Sanyi] [140/1365] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 10:13:21 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/30/16 00:03:33] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 19:17:10 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[09/30/16 01:10:25] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:21 towards level 116.
[09/30/16 04:52:56] DarwickAK [657/1361] has come upon Darwick [435/1406] and fucked they ass up! 14 days, 17:05:36 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/01/16 20:52:59] Sanyi [690/1229] has come upon Darwick [560/1406] and gave em what was coming! 20 days, 15:32:12 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/02/16 23:36:26] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 11:14:58 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[10/03/16 05:12:01] Darwick [371/1406] has come upon Joska [367/1225] and rocked it! 2 days, 05:09:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/03/16 07:52:58] Darwick [986/1406] has come upon Kiinga [646/1280] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 11:40:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/03/16 13:38:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 18:52:41 from level 116.
[10/03/16 17:57:24] Darwick [1120/1406] has come upon Droid [1128/1135] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:07:06 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/04/16 04:12:05] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:27 towards level 116.
[10/04/16 18:52:57] Darwick [1266/1406] has come upon GDI [903/985] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:57:25 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/05/16 06:46:04] DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/16 19:52:58] Darwick [898/1406] has come upon [Sanyi] [556/1365] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:05:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/06/16 05:52:58] Darwick [124/1406] has come upon Droid [33/1135] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:37:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/06/16 08:29:52] Darwick ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:37 from level 116.
[10/06/16 19:20:01] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:51:28 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[10/07/16 19:10:59] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:31:56 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[10/08/16 12:56:15] peta, Joska, and David [1573/3563] have team battled Darwick, kocka, and GDI [2811/3650] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/16 19:02:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:00:50 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[10/08/16 19:10:34] Darwick [1015/1406] has come upon endre [608/755] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 14:34:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/08/16 23:18:02] Darwick [517/1406] has come upon Sanyi [845/1236] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 13:04:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/09/16 01:26:01] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/16 23:52:55] Darwick [739/1406] has come upon David [321/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 19:17:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/10/16 12:30:25] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:19:09 towards level 117.
[10/10/16 14:34:31] DarwickAK, peta, wabbit_, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/16 14:37:43] Darwick got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:52:10 from level 117.
[10/11/16 05:52:56] Sanyi [637/1236] has come upon Darwick [404/1406] and fucked they ass up! 35 days, 22:50:23 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/11/16 23:49:56] Darwick burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Darwick's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/16 16:45:52] David, endre, peta, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/16 18:26:05] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 20:59:59 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[10/12/16 20:48:24] peta, 4R0N, and GDI [3452/3454] have team battled David, Joska, and Darwick [1865/3900] and won! 2 days, 06:28:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/16 12:52:58] [Sanyi] [459/1365] has come upon Darwick [1333/1398] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 11:58:33 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/13/16 13:27:32] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:18:35 towards level 117.
[10/14/16 14:33:03] Kiinga, GDI, Droid, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/16 23:57:08] Darwick [1364/1398] has come upon peta [1040/1050] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 03:26:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/15/16 02:54:42] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/16 18:03:35] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:31:38 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[10/15/16 18:03:35] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 118 with their belt. 0 days, 01:56:58 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 117.
[10/16/16 04:01:15] kurvaanyad, Droid, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/16 04:28:07] Darwick [1250/1398] has come upon kurvaanyad [353/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:03:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/17/16 21:26:12] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 18 damage. 0 days, 01:56:44 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 117.
[10/18/16 19:13:52] Ajvorl, Darwick, and endre [423/3463] have team battled kocka, Joska, and GDI [1193/3715] and lost! 0 days, 09:55:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/16 00:43:23] Darwick [384/1398] has come upon kurvaanyad [309/1161] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 18:23:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/19/16 02:39:15] kurvaanyad, Kiinga, 4R0N, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/16 08:42:01] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/16 19:02:37] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:43 towards level 117.
[10/20/16 04:19:34] David, peta, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/16 04:57:09] Darwick [698/1398] has come upon peta [919/1057] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:42:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/20/16 10:45:05] Darwick [1297/1417] has come upon DarwickAK [425/1361] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 00:15:45 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/20/16 11:52:36] peta [282/1057] has come upon Darwick [1066/1417] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:24:00 is added to peta's clock.
[10/20/16 11:55:41] Darwick [686/1417] has come upon peta [41/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 06:43:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/21/16 02:16:36] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:10:09 towards level 118.
[10/21/16 17:09:34] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 72. 0 days, 01:57:17 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 118.
[10/21/16 20:50:04] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 16:16:31 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[10/22/16 00:45:16] Joska, Ajvorl, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/16 06:33:57] GDI, David, and gyilkos [1236/3663] have team battled endre, 4R0N, and Darwick [565/3449] and won! 3 days, 07:58:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/16 17:00:32] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:37:27 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[10/22/16 20:41:05] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 17:19:39 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[10/23/16 06:00:17] 4R0N, Ajvorl, and Sanyi [3572/3737] have team battled Joska, Darwick, and Droid [3812/3880] and lost! 3 days, 13:45:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/16 11:00:07] Darwick [239/1417] has come upon [Sanyi] [1280/1357] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 15:13:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/23/16 12:57:07] Ajvorl [40/1268] has come upon Darwick [376/1417] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 10:57:33 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[10/23/16 17:57:10] Darwick [1368/1417] has come upon Ajvorl [798/1268] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 14:48:54 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/24/16 17:30:13] endre stole Darwick's level 68 ring while they were sleeping! endre leaves his old level 61 ring behind, which Darwick then takes.
[10/25/16 09:57:07] 4R0N [191/1233] has come upon Darwick [756/1410] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:56:46 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/25/16 16:33:35] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:30:16 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[10/25/16 20:14:03] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 02:36:45 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[10/26/16 00:57:08] Darwick [933/1410] has come upon 4R0N [68/1238] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:45:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/26/16 20:05:04] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 20:36:23 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[10/28/16 00:37:30] endre, Hunger, Darwick, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/16 07:57:09] Darwick [1226/1410] has come upon [Sanyi] [1273/1357] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 07:45:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/28/16 09:41:22] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/16 22:11:05] endre, Joska, [Sanyi], and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/16 03:57:09] Sanyi [404/1236] has come upon Darwick [229/1410] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 10:36:20 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/29/16 15:57:32] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:25:20 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[10/29/16 23:49:15] Darwick [1355/1410] has come upon Joska [327/1298] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 03:03:18 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/29/16 23:57:07] Darwick [860/1410] has come upon DarwickAK [1053/1364] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 19:23:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/30/16 03:57:07] Kiinga [496/853] has come upon Darwick [551/1410] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 04:28:08 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[10/30/16 14:48:37] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 145 with their belt. 0 days, 01:58:54 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 119.
[11/02/16 09:58:52] GDI, endre, and Darwick [2019/3375] have team battled Joska, [Sanyi], and kocka [2145/3961] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/16 02:57:08] endre [728/805] has come upon Darwick [506/1410] and rocked it! 20 days, 21:48:08 is removed from endre's clock.
[11/03/16 08:02:50] kocka, Droid, and Joska [3725/3774] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1244/3935] and won! 0 days, 04:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/16 08:28:16] David, 4R0N, and endre [485/3247] have team battled [Sanyi], Sanyi, and Darwick [2043/4003] and lost! 0 days, 14:14:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/16 14:52:11] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:44:29 towards level 119.
[11/04/16 13:24:34] David, Droid, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/16 21:19:16] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:32:41 towards level 119.
[11/06/16 13:45:59] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 20:50:09 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[11/07/16 06:57:09] Darwick [199/1410] has come upon Ajvorl [517/1309] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 22:26:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/07/16 11:34:17] Darwick was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:02:33 from level 119.
[11/07/16 11:57:09] Darwick [1184/1410] has come upon Joska [272/1345] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 12:09:22 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/07/16 13:34:01] Kiinga stole Darwick's level 266 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Kiinga leaves his old level 67 pair of boots behind, which Darwick then takes.
[11/07/16 16:57:10] Darwick [794/1191] has come upon Kiinga [868/1036] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 03:35:23 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/07/16 17:17:34] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 221 with their belt. 0 days, 01:58:13 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 119.
[11/07/16 19:19:46] endre, Darwick, and Joska [1934/3341] have team battled [Sanyi], Hunger, and Ajvorl [1264/3383] and won! 0 days, 20:40:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/16 03:33:43] Ajvorl, GDI, [Sanyi], and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/16 08:13:29] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:44:06 towards level 119.
[11/09/16 08:57:10] Darwick [330/1191] has come upon Ajvorl [80/1316] and rocked it! 8 days, 01:29:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/09/16 12:00:09] Darwick, peta, and Hunger [1048/2968] have team battled Droid, GDI, and Joska [788/3681] and won! 0 days, 09:34:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/16 13:09:57] Darwick, kocka, and Kiinga [2671/3486] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Sanyi [3213/3948] and lost! 0 days, 13:05:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/16 13:57:09] Joska [144/1345] has come upon Darwick [905/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:25:39 is added to Joska's clock.
[11/09/16 18:57:10] David [1202/1204] has come upon Darwick [427/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 14:29:02 is removed from David's clock.
[11/10/16 04:36:05] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/16 09:57:07] Kiinga [722/1036] has come upon Darwick [1091/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 08:29:44 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/10/16 14:57:08] kocka [1014/1259] has come upon Darwick [427/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:31:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/11/16 08:41:33] endre, 4R0N, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/16 07:51:11] GDI, Droid, and Darwick [3439/3527] have team battled [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, and Kiinga [54/3552] and won! 0 days, 18:02:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 08:06:57] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 12:52:04] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 07:50:04 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[11/13/16 08:36:49] peta, [Sanyi], kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/16 22:13:14] kocka, DarwickAK, and Hunger [863/3359] have team battled Ajvorl, gyilkos, and Darwick [512/3811] and won! 0 days, 18:06:40 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/16 14:25:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 2 days, 19:00:27 toward level 119.
[11/15/16 00:05:38] Hunger, DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/16 17:35:24] Darwick [920/1191] has come upon Kiinga [234/1036] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 04:53:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/16/16 16:32:18] GDI stole Darwick's level 77 shield while they were sleeping! GDI leaves his old level 58 shield behind, which Darwick then takes.
[11/16/16 21:34:26] Darwick [882/1170] has come upon endre [554/812] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 18:31:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/17/16 08:56:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 35 days, 01:13:00 toward level 120.
[11/18/16 13:14:22] kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and Darwick [3114/3686] have team battled David, Hunger, and GDI [707/3103] and won! 0 days, 07:37:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/16 17:57:10] peta [651/1015] has come upon Darwick [916/1170] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 14:59:43 is added to peta's clock.
[11/19/16 11:27:03] Darwick, 4R0N, and endre [836/3220] have team battled GDI, peta, and [Sanyi] [1348/3540] and lost! 0 days, 13:57:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/16 15:29:46] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 178 damage. 0 days, 01:59:31 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 120.
[11/19/16 19:34:06] Darwick [254/1170] has come upon Droid [878/1176] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 10:08:26 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/21/16 00:19:54] David, Joska, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/16 07:34:23] kocka [273/1266] has come upon Darwick [628/1170] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:47:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/22/16 11:57:08] Darwick [33/1170] has come upon Hunger [16/729] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 2 days, 08:30:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/23/16 05:22:31] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:21 towards level 120.
[11/23/16 17:20:33] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:44:47 towards level 120.
[11/24/16 15:18:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 6 days, 03:01:46 toward level 120.
[11/24/16 19:56:04] endre stole Darwick's level 366 weapon while they were sleeping! endre leaves his old level 309 weapon behind, which Darwick then takes.
[11/25/16 03:29:05] Joska [522/1345] has come upon Darwick [1012/1107] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 16:34:56 is added to Joska's clock.
[11/25/16 09:01:07] Kiinga, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/16 11:05:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 1 day, 00:38:45 toward level 120.
[11/26/16 04:28:23] Darwick got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:44:40 from level 120.
[11/26/16 20:31:39] Ajvorl [889/1316] has come upon Darwick [610/1107] and rocked it! 26 days, 03:39:58 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[11/27/16 06:40:41] Joska, gyilkos, Droid, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/16 07:57:11] Darwick [84/1107] has come upon Droid [515/1150] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:50:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/29/16 18:57:10] Sanyi [1235/1236] has come upon Darwick [823/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 21:44:22 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/29/16 18:57:10] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 111 pair of gloves! Sanyi picks it up, tossing his old level 73 pair of gloves to Darwick.
[11/29/16 22:43:06] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:43 towards level 120.
[11/30/16 03:35:07] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:25 towards level 120.
[11/30/16 06:42:30] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/16 10:10:13] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:07:31 is removed from their time toward level 120.
[11/30/16 14:57:10] Darwick [151/1065] has come upon Joska [153/1345] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:30:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/01/16 06:00:44] kurvaanyad, GDI, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/16 09:07:41] Darwick [307/1065] has come upon peta [622/1015] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 10:12:40 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/02/16 06:57:07] Sanyi [564/1263] has come upon Darwick [1000/1065] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 16:46:03 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/02/16 07:32:53] Joska, Kiinga, [Sanyi], and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/16 09:00:45] DarwickAK, Ajvorl, GDI, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/16 23:01:11] Sanyi [902/1263] has come upon Darwick [561/1065] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 08:45:42 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/06/16 09:16:08] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 73. 0 days, 02:00:37 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 121.
[12/06/16 10:59:13] Hunger [409/857] has come upon Darwick [582/1065] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:06:49 is added to Hunger's clock.
[12/06/16 15:31:36] Darwick [416/1065] has come upon GDI [1034/1179] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 19:48:06 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/07/16 10:28:25] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:27:41 towards level 121.
[12/07/16 11:59:13] Darwick [707/1065] has come upon Droid [693/1160] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 21:01:44 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/07/16 20:36:04] Sanyi, [Sanyi], and Darwick [1809/3685] have team battled peta, David, and Joska [3467/3557] and lost! 0 days, 14:09:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/16 07:59:12] Sanyi [114/1263] has come upon Darwick [622/1065] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:00:23 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/08/16 16:13:09] Darwick [1053/1065] has come upon DarwickAK [764/1364] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 15:29:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/09/16 08:59:12] Darwick [137/1065] has come upon gyilkos [709/1320] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 19:25:08 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/10/16 01:23:12] GDI, Joska, and endre [2108/3388] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and Droid [1202/3575] and won! 0 days, 15:34:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 01:58:11] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/16 06:59:14] kurvaanyad [299/1175] has come upon Darwick [719/1065] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:01:55 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/12/16 09:29:24] Darwick, David, and Hunger [2866/3137] have team battled kurvaanyad, Joska, and Ajvorl [829/3841] and won! 1 day, 12:03:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/16 12:02:38] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 37. 0 days, 02:00:47 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 121.
[12/12/16 15:28:51] Ajvorl [39/1321] has come upon Darwick [351/1065] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:48:12 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[12/13/16 00:55:12] DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and GDI [186/3864] have team battled Darwick, peta, and Joska [1014/3425] and lost! 0 days, 20:21:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 08:13:10] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 22:43:58 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[12/13/16 20:58:10] Ajvorl [1065/1321] has come upon Darwick [128/1065] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:22:41 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[12/13/16 22:59:14] Joska [954/1345] has come upon Darwick [397/1065] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 06:03:42 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/14/16 23:57:24] Darwick, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/16 00:17:49] DarwickAK [838/1364] has come upon Darwick [920/1065] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 05:14:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/15/16 04:59:13] Darwick [801/1065] has come upon David [850/1197] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 13:05:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/15/16 08:25:51] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/16 11:35:40] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 07:46:13 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[12/15/16 15:46:44] gyilkos [1003/1320] has come upon Darwick [164/1065] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 22:33:40 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/16/16 15:59:12] GDI [754/1179] has come upon Darwick [822/1073] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 22:34:36 is added to GDI's clock.
[12/17/16 06:17:58] Sanyi, Hunger, and Darwick [1301/3211] have team battled kocka, kurvaanyad, and [Sanyi] [1795/3800] and lost! 1 day, 15:19:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/16 11:59:11] Darwick [1009/1073] has come upon IRPGbot [399/1469] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:02:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/17/16 14:28:30] gyilkos stole Darwick's level 73 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! gyilkos leaves his old level 60 pair of gloves behind, which Darwick then takes.
[12/17/16 16:59:14] Darwick [317/1059] has come upon IRPGbot [960/1481] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:55:08 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/18/16 06:47:13] Darwick, Droid, kocka, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/16 07:28:05] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 14:55:43 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[12/18/16 15:30:51] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/16 04:17:53] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/16 07:19:06] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:55:27 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[12/20/16 13:31:04] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/16 16:34:08] Kiinga [189/1039] has come upon Darwick [186/1059] and gave em what was coming! 27 days, 01:18:35 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[12/21/16 08:50:15] Darwick saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:38 from level 121.
[12/21/16 15:59:15] endre [229/864] has come upon Darwick [391/1059] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 13:46:59 is added to endre's clock.
[12/22/16 07:30:17] Darwick [253/1059] has come upon DarwickAK [1167/1364] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 21:37:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/23/16 21:22:51] Darwick, kocka, [Sanyi], and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/16 06:34:18] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 18:14:00 is removed from their time toward level 122.
[12/24/16 19:07:44] DarwickAK [413/1364] has come upon Darwick [699/1059] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 18 days, 17:32:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/25/16 07:56:03] Droid, Darwick, and peta [947/3234] have team battled gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and endre [123/3316] and won! 0 days, 11:03:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/16 03:06:46] Droid [467/1160] has come upon Darwick [217/1059] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 07:31:12 is removed from Droid's clock.
[12/26/16 15:59:12] Darwick [795/1059] has come upon endre [620/856] and fucked they ass up! 22 days, 17:16:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/27/16 05:32:35] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:55:04 towards level 122.
[12/29/16 13:59:10] Darwick [686/1059] has come upon Sanyi [572/1263] and rocked it! 16 days, 23:26:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/29/16 13:59:11] In the fierce battle, Sanyi dropped his level 86 charm! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 77 charm to Sanyi.
[12/29/16 18:59:13] GDI [877/1193] has come upon Darwick [276/1069] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:40:55 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/30/16 01:47:08] kocka [1041/1245] has come upon Darwick [670/1069] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 13:18:35 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/31/16 05:31:29] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 186 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:01:57 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 122.
[12/31/16 05:40:43] DarwickAK, Joska, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/16 10:59:13] Darwick [433/1069] has come upon David [853/1197] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 13:45:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/01/17 06:59:13] kurvaanyad [818/1177] has come upon Darwick [127/1069] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:44 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/01/17 09:03:03] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 14:54:53 is removed from their time toward level 122.
[01/01/17 09:03:03] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 29. 0 days, 02:01:04 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 122.
[01/01/17 18:29:37] GDI [42/1193] has come upon Darwick [59/1069] and realized it was a bad decision! 18 days, 01:13:20 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/02/17 02:59:12] Darwick [673/1069] has come upon DarwickAK [98/1373] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 01:02:21 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/02/17 02:59:12] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 416 weapon! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 309 weapon to DarwickAK.
[01/02/17 08:54:05] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 163 damage. 0 days, 02:01:15 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 122.
[01/02/17 11:13:13] CaptianObvious [58/235] has come upon Darwick [1012/1186] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:25:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:14:48] CaptianObvious [132/396] has come upon Darwick [972/1186] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:43:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:15:05] CaptianObvious [409/419] has come upon Darwick [101/1186] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:57:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:29:24] CaptianObvious [35/556] has come upon Darwick [454/1186] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 00:58:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/03/17 03:59:13] Darwick [1110/1186] has come upon kurvaanyad [963/1177] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 20:11:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/03/17 08:45:03] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 13:13:59 is removed from their time toward level 122.
[01/03/17 16:21:21] CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [580/2962] have team battled Darwick, David, and Droid [1049/3547] and lost! 10 days, 20:32:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/17 22:34:11] Kiinga stole Darwick's level 86 charm while they were sleeping! Kiinga leaves his old level 64 charm behind, which Darwick then takes.
[01/04/17 14:59:11] Darwick [365/1162] has come upon Droid [1117/1164] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:06:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/06/17 03:12:35] David [25/1211] has come upon Darwick [494/1162] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 11:03:44 is added to David's clock.
[01/06/17 08:18:05] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:40:48 towards level 122.
[01/06/17 14:56:56] Darwick was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:12:09 from level 122.
[01/06/17 15:19:18] CaptianObvious [380/781] has come upon Darwick [248/1162] and gave em what was coming! 24 days, 15:42:34 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 21:23:27] Sanyi [646/1263] has come upon Darwick [747/1162] and got flexed on in combat! 18 days, 17:32:32 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/07/17 04:28:37] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:29:30 is removed from their time toward level 122.
[01/07/17 08:09:09] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 135. 0 days, 02:01:48 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 122.
[01/07/17 14:11:57] Kiinga, GDI, and Sanyi [2538/3526] have team battled CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick [2236/3335] and won! 0 days, 21:24:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/17 13:59:12] [Sanyi] [697/1378] has come upon Darwick [365/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 04:08:36 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/09/17 08:19:53] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/17 10:49:38] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:50 towards level 122.
[01/10/17 04:01:42] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 05:06:39 is removed from their time toward level 122.
[01/10/17 07:42:10] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 22. 0 days, 02:01:17 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 122.
[01/10/17 09:27:06] [Sanyi] [689/1378] has come upon Darwick [294/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 02:14:21 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/11/17 04:54:52] David, Darwick, Droid, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/17 07:33:09] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:56:53 is removed from their time toward level 122.
[01/12/17 08:58:16] Darwick misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:53 from level 122.
[01/12/17 13:01:41] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:58 towards level 122.
[01/12/17 17:59:12] Darwick [1120/1162] has come upon DarwickAK [812/1266] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:44:08 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/12/17 17:59:12] Darwick has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 5 days, 19:10:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/12/17 19:44:41] Darwick, DarwickAK, and Ajvorl [1903/3774] have team battled Joska, Droid, and 4R0N [742/3799] and won! 0 days, 01:23:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/17 01:18:37] Darwick [820/1162] has come upon IRPGbot [246/1497] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 10:28:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/14/17 19:21:14] Darwick was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 13:25:19 from level 123.
[01/15/17 00:59:13] Darwick [583/1162] has come upon peta [757/1005] and realized it was a bad decision! 14 days, 17:56:45 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/15/17 10:59:12] Darwick [704/1162] has come upon gyilkos [1064/1284] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 03:36:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/16/17 00:54:36] Darwick [420/1162] has come upon Ajvorl [620/1341] and got flexed on in combat! 18 days, 15:37:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/16/17 23:09:12] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/17 04:43:30] kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/17 07:11:55] CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and Hunger [1133/3122] have team battled peta, Kiinga, and Darwick [1651/3237] and lost! 1 day, 15:32:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/17 07:45:27] Ajvorl [932/1341] has come upon Darwick [577/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:36:11 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[01/19/17 01:18:11] Darwick, endre, and peta [175/3044] have team battled CaptianObvious, Hunger, and GDI [463/3031] and lost! 1 day, 07:12:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/17 03:45:27] Darwick [121/1162] has come upon DarwickAK [707/1275] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 10:15:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/19/17 19:40:49] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 14:46:59 towards level 123.
[01/19/17 21:00:53] kurvaanyad [1148/1202] has come upon Darwick [474/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 03:42:36 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/19/17 21:07:05] Hunger, peta, and endre [2679/2774] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and Kiinga [1363/3178] and won! 1 day, 04:27:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/17 22:40:02] Darwick was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:19:25 from level 123.
[01/20/17 19:45:27] Sanyi [258/1263] has come upon Darwick [285/1166] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:48:57 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/21/17 05:45:27] Kiinga [512/1070] has come upon Darwick [858/1166] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:38:49 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/24/17 07:41:57] kurvaanyad, Kiinga, Darwick, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/17 13:45:24] Kiinga [344/1070] has come upon Darwick [926/1166] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 13:43:13 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/25/17 02:46:57] Joska, Darwick, kocka, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/17 14:54:53] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 04:52:30 is removed from their time toward level 123.
[01/25/17 22:37:16] Droid, Kiinga, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/17 23:09:37] DarwickAK [22/1282] has come upon Darwick [717/1166] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 23:54:06 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/26/17 14:45:55] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 231 with their belt. 0 days, 02:02:32 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 123.
[01/26/17 20:45:23] Darwick [289/1166] has come upon DarwickAK [404/1282] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 13:49:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/27/17 13:09:54] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/17 14:29:10] Joska, Ajvorl, and Darwick [1725/3904] have team battled David, [Sanyi], and Hunger [3094/3512] and lost! 0 days, 09:32:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/17 16:45:27] Darwick [137/1166] has come upon Droid [982/1172] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:30:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/28/17 05:56:48] kurvaanyad, Kiinga, Sanyi, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/17 11:53:22] kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, and peta [3209/3548] have team battled David, Kiinga, and Darwick [3409/3498] and lost! 3 days, 14:03:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/17 17:45:25] Darwick [84/1166] has come upon 4R0N [151/1240] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 01:54:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/29/17 13:14:43] Darwick [296/1166] has come upon GDI [533/1193] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 10:56:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/30/17 01:47:44] DarwickAK [1190/1282] has come upon Darwick [1086/1166] and rocked it! 8 days, 17:24:02 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/30/17 21:49:27] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:26:53 towards level 123.
[02/01/17 14:16:17] Darwick [631/1166] has come upon gyilkos [1144/1284] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 23:26:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/01/17 21:22:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 27 days, 04:46:55 toward level 123.
[02/02/17 07:54:39] Darwick [512/1166] has come upon Joska [855/1397] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 05:06:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/03/17 08:45:24] [Sanyi] [217/1358] has come upon Darwick [454/1166] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 16:19:32 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/05/17 20:45:25] peta [108/1005] has come upon Darwick [900/1166] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 22:27:00 is added to peta's clock.
[02/06/17 13:50:34] Ajvorl, Darwick, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/17 23:29:05] gyilkos [542/1284] has come upon Darwick [166/1166] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 22:54:35 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/07/17 22:45:24] Darwick [30/1166] has come upon Droid [733/1178] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:59:26 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/08/17 03:31:40] CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [1097/3586] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and endre [684/3243] and won! 0 days, 11:21:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/17 08:45:24] Hunger [596/892] has come upon Darwick [483/1166] and rocked it! 3 days, 05:17:36 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[02/08/17 12:49:07] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 9. 0 days, 02:02:59 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 123.
[02/08/17 16:28:16] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:58 towards level 123.
[02/08/17 23:36:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 5 days, 18:48:24 toward level 123.
[02/09/17 16:20:32] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:59:21 is removed from their time toward level 123.
[02/10/17 00:45:27] Sanyi [114/1273] has come upon Darwick [656/1166] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 06:40:45 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/10/17 10:45:27] kocka [506/1259] has come upon Darwick [1150/1166] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 00:48:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/10/17 15:15:11] naosz [68/161] has come upon Darwick [890/1166] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:11:41 is added to naosz's clock.
[02/11/17 06:45:27] Darwick [795/1166] has come upon GDI [820/1193] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 15:06:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/11/17 21:39:04] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:03 towards level 123.
[02/12/17 00:14:57] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:55 towards level 123.
[02/12/17 02:45:27] Darwick [528/1166] has come upon David [339/1262] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 16:18:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/12/17 12:13:01] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 10. 0 days, 02:02:53 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 123.
[02/13/17 15:40:12] GDI, Darwick, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/14/17 08:52:16] Darwick [742/1166] has come upon peta [305/1005] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 13:25:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/15/17 05:13:57] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 19:30:37 towards level 124.
[02/16/17 01:45:25] Darwick [717/1166] has come upon [Sanyi] [315/1361] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 14:54:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/16/17 18:02:18] kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick [2951/3711] have team battled peta, luI, and Joska [818/2456] and won! 10 days, 08:47:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/17 19:58:43] pub [31/51] has come upon Darwick [861/1166] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:05:33 is added to pub's clock.
[02/17/17 06:54:40] Joska, Darwick, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/17 21:20:23] Darwick met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:33:41 from level 124.
[02/17/17 21:25:15] Darwick [567/1166] has come upon pub [31/353] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 06:05:42 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/18/17 22:21:51] Darwick, Kiinga, and Joska [1774/3683] have team battled kocka, endre, and David [2576/3414] and lost! 0 days, 09:17:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/17 02:20:09] gyilkos [974/1284] has come upon Darwick [1137/1166] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 16 days, 19:10:30 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/19/17 10:49:20] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:57:52 from level 124.
[02/19/17 14:50:44] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 20:37:39 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[02/19/17 21:44:31] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:05:25 towards level 124.
[02/19/17 22:56:41] gyilkos, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK [3530/3911] have team battled Droid, Darwick, and Sanyi [3195/3615] and won! 5 days, 06:49:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/17 05:15:12] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/17 07:43:52] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:09:46 towards level 124.
[02/20/17 10:45:28] endre [318/893] has come upon Darwick [82/1166] and rocked it! 8 days, 11:10:31 is removed from endre's clock.
[02/20/17 11:03:31] DarwickAK, Darwick, and Joska [407/3899] have team battled endre, Kiinga, and Droid [2342/3141] and lost! 4 days, 03:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/17 15:45:27] Darwick [98/1166] has come upon Droid [437/1178] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:59:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/20/17 16:14:02] David [26/1262] has come upon Darwick [319/1166] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 22:54:14 is added to David's clock.
[02/20/17 21:02:46] Darwick sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darwick's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/17 01:45:23] DarwickAK [543/1286] has come upon Darwick [752/1211] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 10:46:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/21/17 04:50:02] Darwick reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darwick's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/17 09:47:18] pub [60/396] has come upon Darwick [594/1216] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:49:17 is added to pub's clock.
[02/21/17 16:45:27] Kiinga [163/1070] has come upon Darwick [633/1216] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 10:33:41 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[02/22/17 00:21:16] Darwick, DarwickAK, and pub [1269/2898] have team battled Qpe, Hunger, and Sanyi [1358/2537] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/17 10:43:10] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 19:29:38 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[02/23/17 14:14:42] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 22:57:33 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[02/24/17 09:08:37] Qpe [405/475] has come upon Darwick [374/1223] and rocked it! 0 days, 07:46:19 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[02/24/17 21:47:36] Kiinga, Darwick, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/17 11:01:44] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/17 19:53:18] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/17 21:56:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 3 days, 02:52:03 toward level 124.
[02/26/17 00:05:12] Sanyi, Darwick, Hunger, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/17 21:45:26] DarwickAK [163/1286] has come upon Darwick [544/1223] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:27:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/27/17 02:45:24] David [645/1262] has come upon Darwick [603/1223] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 20:37:07 is removed from David's clock.
[02/27/17 12:53:56] peta, Darwick, David, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/17 13:43:18] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 40 damage. 0 days, 02:03:24 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 124.
[02/28/17 03:45:24] Darwick [1140/1223] has come upon Sanyi [1038/1271] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 06:31:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/28/17 16:27:01] gyilkos [804/1284] has come upon Darwick [1191/1223] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 16:04:41 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/28/17 17:35:28] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:53 towards level 124.
[02/28/17 18:53:41] Darwick [230/1223] has come upon IRPGbot [857/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 10:02:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/28/17 19:25:36] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 01:06:35 towards level 125.
[03/01/17 00:22:43] Hunger [691/908] has come upon Darwick [605/1223] and rocked it! 3 days, 10:56:23 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[03/01/17 09:44:47] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 08:15:35 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[03/01/17 09:44:47] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 11. 0 days, 02:04:58 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 125.
[03/01/17 10:41:35] peta, Sanyi, Darwick, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/17 00:45:27] Darwick [376/1223] has come upon Qpe [1/534] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 00:14:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/02/17 10:45:25] DarwickAK [14/1286] has come upon Darwick [58/1223] and got flexed on in combat! 17 days, 12:57:53 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/02/17 22:00:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 39 days, 21:33:32 toward level 125.
[03/03/17 06:45:25] Darwick [194/1223] has come upon pub [457/486] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 01:57:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/04/17 05:24:49] Darwick, David, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/17 06:55:49] Darwick [197/1223] has come upon luI [59/644] and rocked it! 2 days, 01:53:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/06/17 17:09:04] Sanyi, GDI, Ajvorl, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/17 07:29:00] [Sanyi] [909/1364] has come upon Darwick [965/1223] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 04:54:31 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/08/17 01:50:05] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:28 towards level 125.
[03/09/17 06:06:04] luI stole Darwick's level 103 tunic while they were sleeping! luI leaves his old level 74 tunic behind, which Darwick then takes.
[03/09/17 15:32:14] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 105 with their belt. 0 days, 02:04:03 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 125.
[03/09/17 21:55:49] Hunger [480/908] has come upon Darwick [747/1191] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 10:33:11 is added to Hunger's clock.
[03/10/17 07:55:47] CaptianObvious [173/969] has come upon Darwick [706/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 00:37:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/10/17 13:48:11] Darwick, naosz, and pub [200/2412] have team battled luI, kocka, and Sanyi [1329/3057] and lost! 0 days, 09:02:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/17 18:45:39] Qpe [391/576] has come upon Darwick [1096/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:26:19 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/10/17 22:55:46] Darwick [537/1191] has come upon Droid [548/1177] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 22:17:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/11/17 02:34:39] GDI [379/1188] has come upon Darwick [369/1191] and fucked they ass up! 34 days, 03:45:12 is removed from GDI's clock.
[03/11/17 08:55:48] [Sanyi] [786/1364] has come upon Darwick [1050/1191] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:32:14 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/11/17 15:14:17] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 17:11:44 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[03/12/17 09:55:48] Kiinga [629/1070] has come upon Darwick [780/1191] and got flexed on in combat! 14 days, 00:31:26 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[03/12/17 15:01:08] Qpe stole Darwick's level 93 amulet while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 67 amulet behind, which Darwick then takes.
[03/14/17 11:05:41] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:26 towards level 125.
[03/22/17 19:40:40] Darwick and naosz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 02:07:00] Darwick, Sanyi, pub, and Joska have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/17 11:57:33] Darwick [263/1162] has come upon Joska [1038/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:44:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/23/17 19:56:01] Darwick and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 01:11:34] Hunger [434/908] has come upon Darwick [910/1162] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:37:03 is added to Hunger's clock.
[03/24/17 09:30:20] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 13:13:12] Darwick [679/1162] has come upon gyilkos [1142/1287] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:53:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/24/17 15:23:32] Sanyi, luI, and GDI [3031/3216] have team battled Joska, [Sanyi], and Darwick [770/3967] and won! 0 days, 17:13:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 18:57:10] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:07:52 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[03/25/17 00:01:15] Sanyi stole Darwick's level 457 weapon while they were sleeping! Sanyi leaves his old level 367 weapon behind, which Darwick then takes.
[03/25/17 07:57:35] Darwick [112/1063] has come upon [Sanyi] [273/1359] and got flexed on in combat! 19 days, 13:56:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/25/17 11:14:53] Darwick lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 01:51:40 from level 126.
[03/26/17 01:25:37] Qpe, DarwickAK, Darwick, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/17 21:13:14] Darwick [994/1063] has come upon IRPGbot [536/1577] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 03:50:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/28/17 03:15:16] Hunger [465/908] has come upon Darwick [295/1063] and rocked it! 0 days, 18:48:44 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[03/28/17 14:12:19] Ajvorl, GDI, and Darwick [852/3710] have team battled endre, pub, and Hunger [968/2467] and lost! 1 day, 14:28:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/17 16:25:45] DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and Darwick [2245/3767] have team battled peta, Hunger, and Sanyi [176/3224] and won! 1 day, 22:02:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 20:20:45] Darwick and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/17 00:24:52] [Sanyi], Darwick, and gyilkos [1784/3709] have team battled David, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious [432/3579] and won! 1 day, 01:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/17 05:21:36] 4R0N, GDI, and [Sanyi] [178/3828] have team battled Darwick, Qpe, and naosz [2052/2368] and lost! 0 days, 19:15:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/17 14:15:17] pub [466/662] has come upon Darwick [610/1063] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 20:32:08 is added to pub's clock.
[03/29/17 15:24:56] Hunger, Darwick, and peta [1002/2935] have team battled gyilkos, endre, and 4R0N [3205/3418] and lost! 0 days, 02:48:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/17 15:15:17] Darwick [480/1063] has come upon Joska [454/1446] and fucked they ass up! 22 days, 05:59:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/31/17 06:15:15] Darwick [783/1063] has come upon peta [369/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 06:41:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/31/17 20:48:24] CaptianObvious [539/978] has come upon Darwick [442/1063] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 01:06:54 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/01/17 07:15:14] peta [767/958] has come upon Darwick [637/1063] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 01:32:14 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/01/17 17:18:15] Darwick and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/17 19:28:44] Darwick was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:27:01 from level 126.
[04/01/17 21:31:27] luI [338/720] has come upon Darwick [1008/1063] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:32:15 is added to luI's clock.
[04/03/17 04:15:17] Darwick [440/1063] has come upon kocka [386/1093] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 09:01:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/04/17 05:15:15] Darwick [710/1063] has come upon pub [360/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:18:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/04/17 06:59:48] Darwick was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:02:49 from level 126.
[04/04/17 15:15:17] kocka [758/1093] has come upon Darwick [364/1063] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:11:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/04/17 17:18:35] Kiinga, Darwick, Ajvorl, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/17 00:27:27] Darwick ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:10:48 from level 126.
[05/06/17 12:36:55] kocka, pub, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/17 03:33:49] Darwick [369/1063] has come upon CaptianObvious [630/939] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 21:58:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/07/17 04:52:27] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:45 towards level 126.
[05/07/17 08:33:52] Darwick [216/1063] has come upon DarwickAK [339/1342] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 15:17:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/07/17 18:16:03] Darwick [660/1063] has come upon Ajvorl [1104/1418] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 12:46:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/08/17 02:56:32] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/17 07:27:35] Darwick got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:04:31 from level 126.
[05/10/17 06:33:51] CaptianObvious [360/939] has come upon Darwick [1062/1063] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:17:22 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/10/17 12:29:08] David, Joska, endre, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/17 09:33:36] Ajvorl, pub, and Joska [2818/3559] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and 4R0N [1643/3703] and won! 1 day, 00:01:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/17 13:38:07] Ajvorl, GDI, and Darwick [396/3761] have team battled pub, endre, and Sanyi [2314/3006] and lost! 1 day, 23:37:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/17 18:37:54] Darwick [907/1063] has come upon GDI [158/1280] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 23:09:29 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/13/17 04:02:23] Darwick, Ajvorl, luI, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/17 04:02:23] luI [457/935] has come upon Darwick [619/1063] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:07:19 is added to luI's clock.
[05/13/17 04:37:51] Joska [1351/1446] has come upon Darwick [1017/1063] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 02:03:10 is removed from Joska's clock.
[05/13/17 05:28:53] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/17 14:33:59] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:59 towards level 126.
[05/13/17 14:37:53] DarwickAK [1243/1342] has come upon Darwick [482/1063] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:54:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/13/17 23:28:29] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:52:05 is removed from their time toward level 126.
[05/14/17 02:39:12] Darwick, endre, Joska, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/17 05:22:00] pub [591/691] has come upon Darwick [412/1063] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:56:42 is removed from pub's clock.
[05/14/17 18:14:23] luI [529/935] has come upon Darwick [36/1063] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 20:09:05 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/14/17 19:00:28] Darwick, luI, and kocka [2950/3078] have team battled DarwickAK, pub, and Joska [2407/3479] and won! 0 days, 11:13:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/17 06:01:36] luI [260/935] has come upon Darwick [349/1063] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 16:02:21 is added to luI's clock.
[05/15/17 15:45:09] Kiinga, endre, and [Sanyi] [1286/3338] have team battled Sanyi, Ajvorl, and Darwick [1211/3890] and won! 0 days, 06:48:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/17 16:37:50] Darwick [472/1063] has come upon endre [361/902] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:30:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/15/17 22:21:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 06:50:02 toward level 126.
[05/16/17 02:32:21] Darwick [461/1063] has come upon 4R0N [736/1281] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 13 days, 22:36:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/16/17 04:59:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 78 days, 00:18:31 from level 127.
[05/16/17 05:18:38] Darwick walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 22 days, 21:10:33 from level 127.
[05/16/17 13:49:23] Sanyi [1035/1409] has come upon Darwick [684/1063] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 00:23:36 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[05/16/17 13:49:23] Sanyi has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 18 days, 10:39:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/18/17 06:28:52] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 06:09:54 towards level 127.
[05/18/17 14:37:53] [Sanyi] [579/1372] has come upon Darwick [151/1063] and straight stomped them in combat! 44 days, 01:25:37 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/18/17 17:33:43] Darwick [1012/1063] has come upon Ajvorl [832/1418] and gave em what was coming! 60 days, 15:16:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/19/17 15:37:54] Sanyi [254/1409] has come upon Darwick [650/1063] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:50:28 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/19/17 22:34:29] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 18:47:17 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[05/20/17 16:58:57] David, kocka, and Sanyi [1065/3743] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1778/3482] and lost! 0 days, 04:23:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/17 17:33:53] Qpe, Darwick, endre, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/17 13:22:47] Darwick, endre, Ajvorl, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/17 04:25:50] David [410/1254] has come upon Darwick [198/1063] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 23:34:49 is removed from David's clock.
[05/23/17 21:58:46] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 16. 0 days, 02:06:57 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 127.
[05/24/17 02:15:56] DarwickAK [1181/1342] has come upon Darwick [826/1063] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:35:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/24/17 18:09:15] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 17:33:47 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[05/24/17 18:09:15] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 35 damage. 0 days, 02:06:32 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 127.
[05/25/17 14:23:04] Darwick, luI, Kiinga, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/17 19:03:39] Darwick, Ajvorl, 4R0N, and pub have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/17 05:35:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 17 days, 21:33:52 toward level 127.
[05/27/17 16:43:15] Darwick, Ajvorl, David, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/17 09:37:54] Joska [309/1394] has come upon Darwick [87/1065] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:05:49 is removed from Joska's clock.
[05/29/17 00:37:52] Darwick [884/1065] has come upon Kiinga [920/1111] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 20:15:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/29/17 13:12:49] Qpe, Darwick, Ajvorl, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/17 15:37:51] Darwick [924/1065] has come upon luI [909/937] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 07:32:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/29/17 21:04:51] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:30:29 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[05/30/17 08:54:03] Sanyi [160/1421] has come upon Darwick [452/1065] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 11:42:35 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/30/17 16:37:54] pub [51/712] has come upon Darwick [640/1065] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 02:01:17 is added to pub's clock.
[05/30/17 16:51:18] Darwick, GDI, and Kiinga [460/3469] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and David [1760/4023] and lost! 1 day, 19:29:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/17 20:55:49] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 18:52:19 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[06/01/17 16:39:10] [Sanyi], luI, and Joska [3200/3676] have team battled Darwick, endre, and GDI [3163/3281] and won! 0 days, 07:53:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/17 14:13:19] Darwick fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:32:43 from level 127.
[06/02/17 16:48:17] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 63 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:06:21 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 127.
[06/03/17 10:37:53] Darwick [786/1065] has come upon DarwickAK [1085/1342] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 07:26:42 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/03/17 16:39:19] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 06:01:52 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[06/04/17 03:51:02] Darwick, kocka, pub, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/17 07:55:01] David [321/1260] has come upon Darwick [990/1065] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:18:32 is added to David's clock.
[06/04/17 20:10:48] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 65 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:06:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 127.
[06/04/17 23:56:29] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:34 towards level 127.
[06/05/17 06:50:38] Qpe stole Darwick's level 66 helm while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 61 helm behind, which Darwick then takes.
[06/05/17 09:07:57] Darwick, pub, and luI [785/2709] have team battled endre, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK [698/3666] and won! 0 days, 13:58:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/17 16:21:20] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 339. 0 days, 02:06:28 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 127.
[06/05/17 17:47:22] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:20 towards level 127.
[06/05/17 20:18:57] Darwick, Kiinga, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/17 08:37:54] Sanyi [721/1411] has come upon Darwick [768/1060] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 19:52:38 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[06/06/17 18:33:48] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/17 01:16:39] Darwick [169/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [1103/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:17:57 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/07/17 01:18:14] Darwick [217/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [674/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:20:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/07/17 03:35:16] Darwick [676/1060] has come upon GDI [1137/1293] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 22:06:08 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/07/17 22:22:42] Darwick [894/1060] has come upon sirszabo [166/213] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 13:01:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/07/17 23:45:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 57 days, 00:34:46 toward level 128.
[06/08/17 12:55:36] DarwickAK, sirszabo, and endre [2374/2479] have team battled 4R0N, pub, and Darwick [972/3059] and won! 0 days, 00:22:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/17 17:20:03] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:29:18 towards level 128.
[06/10/17 22:37:50] pub [149/712] has come upon Darwick [662/1060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:53:23 is added to pub's clock.
[06/11/17 07:20:07] kocka, Kiinga, Darwick, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/17 23:37:54] Darwick [941/1060] has come upon DarwickAK [983/1331] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 13:35:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/12/17 01:25:36] Kiinga, pub, and [Sanyi] [618/3176] have team battled Darwick, 4R0N, and endre [179/3276] and won! 0 days, 14:20:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 09:02:39] Darwick was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:50:15 from level 128.
[06/14/17 12:45:52] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:01:28 towards level 128.
[06/15/17 07:37:54] Darwick [657/1060] has come upon sirszabo [239/368] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 10:26:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/15/17 08:58:16] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:44:15 from level 128.
[06/15/17 21:26:00] Darwick spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Darwick's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/17 13:37:52] endre [524/896] has come upon Darwick [531/1051] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 22:27:49 is added to endre's clock.
[06/16/17 23:37:51] [Sanyi] [502/1359] has come upon Darwick [845/1051] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:48:09 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/17/17 14:06:58] Darwick was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:22:15 from level 128.
[06/18/17 00:37:53] Darwick [566/1051] has come upon luI [374/933] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 14:40:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/18/17 20:16:38] Sanyi, David, Ajvorl, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/17 20:37:52] Ajvorl [670/1401] has come upon Darwick [254/1051] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 08:15:13 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[06/19/17 08:42:15] pub and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 19:34:24] sirszabo [355/444] has come upon Darwick [170/1051] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 14:32:29 is removed from sirszabo's clock.
[06/20/17 02:37:54] 4R0N [876/1287] has come upon Darwick [733/1051] and gave em what was coming! 17 days, 03:41:32 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[06/20/17 12:37:54] DarwickAK [527/1331] has come upon Darwick [288/1058] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 22:36:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/21/17 08:37:54] kocka [864/1079] has come upon Darwick [333/1058] and straight stomped them in combat! 53 days, 02:14:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/21/17 18:37:51] Joska [567/1388] has come upon Darwick [553/1058] and rocked it! 0 days, 20:52:55 is removed from Joska's clock.
[06/21/17 21:43:13] pub, [Sanyi], GDI, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/17 17:07:35] sirszabo [3/444] has come upon Darwick [366/1058] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:21:41 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[06/24/17 10:40:39] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:11:26 towards level 128.
[06/24/17 17:46:06] pub, [Sanyi], Joska, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/17 19:10:04] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 06:43:52] endre, GDI, and Darwick [1668/3249] have team battled Kiinga, [Sanyi], and David [1540/3718] and won! 2 days, 11:40:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 17:37:51] 4R0N [671/1287] has come upon Darwick [899/1058] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 21:06:25 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/26/17 08:17:49] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:24 towards level 128.
[06/26/17 21:38:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 4 days, 18:05:22 toward level 128.
[06/29/17 20:48:20] endre, Sanyi, and Darwick [589/3384] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and pub [2671/2773] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/17 22:56:20] Darwick [152/1058] has come upon Qpe [182/650] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 10:54:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/30/17 12:04:58] GDI [688/1293] has come upon Darwick [870/1058] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 20 days, 21:54:21 is added to GDI's clock.
[07/15/17 22:38:58] Darwick [160/1058] has come upon Sanyi [586/1428] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 18:18:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/16/17 08:38:56] Darwick [464/1058] has come upon Joska [78/1388] and straight stomped them in combat! 44 days, 15:23:45 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/16/17 13:38:57] Darwick [325/1058] has come upon Joska [886/1388] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 16:08:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/17/17 04:25:16] Darwick, David, Sanyi, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/17 09:38:55] Darwick [240/1058] has come upon Ajvorl [187/1401] and fucked they ass up! 25 days, 08:26:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/18/17 00:38:58] endre [624/898] has come upon Darwick [193/1058] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:06:26 is removed from endre's clock.
[07/18/17 11:13:54] luI stole Darwick's level 70 charm while they were sleeping! luI leaves his old level 45 charm behind, which Darwick then takes.
[07/18/17 11:22:55] kocka, endre, and Darwick [1872/3014] have team battled [Sanyi], GDI, and luI [1643/3716] and won! 9 days, 12:04:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/17 12:58:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 21 days, 06:34:17 toward level 129.
[07/18/17 22:34:29] Darwick, [Sanyi], Sanyi, and sirszabo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/17 04:51:25] luI stole Darwick's level 63 shield while they were sleeping! luI leaves his old level 42 shield behind, which Darwick then takes.
[07/19/17 17:33:19] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 83 with their belt. 0 days, 02:08:55 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 129.
[07/20/17 02:09:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 1 day, 21:18:17 toward level 129.
[07/20/17 17:38:56] Darwick [456/1035] has come upon IRPGbot [631/1601] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 02:33:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/21/17 03:38:58] Darwick [1026/1035] has come upon luI [444/1000] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:26:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/23/17 00:38:55] Darwick [959/1035] has come upon DarwickAK [643/1331] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 13:09:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/23/17 19:15:02] Darwick, endre, [Sanyi], and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/17 20:38:03] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 26. 0 days, 02:08:42 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 129.
[07/24/17 06:05:28] Darwick misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:59:57 from level 129.
[07/24/17 16:18:44] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:33:17 towards level 129.
[07/24/17 16:48:31] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 128. 0 days, 02:08:32 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 129.
[07/24/17 21:38:55] [Sanyi] [274/1447] has come upon Darwick [611/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:10:07 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/25/17 14:18:23] Qpe, Darwick, GDI, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/17 14:24:23] Darwick [812/1035] has come upon endre [775/898] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 14:27:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/25/17 14:24:23] Darwick has dealt endre a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:27:42 is added to endre's clock.
[07/25/17 21:50:08] 4R0N, Kiinga, and Darwick [1224/3348] have team battled Ajvorl, luI, and kocka [1818/3487] and lost! 0 days, 18:17:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/17 03:05:54] Darwick [926/1035] has come upon [Sanyi] [605/1447] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:23:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/26/17 17:42:23] Ajvorl, luI, Darwick, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/17 05:31:12] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 19:32:15] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:29 towards level 129.
[07/28/17 03:46:35] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:41 towards level 129.
[07/28/17 07:54:54] Darwick [773/1035] has come upon kocka [157/1086] and straight stomped them in combat! 35 days, 18:06:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/28/17 21:29:00] David, sirszabo, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/28/17 21:29:04] Darwick [857/1035] has come upon Sanyi [1104/1440] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 04:28:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/28/17 21:44:07] Darwick [304/1035] has come upon luI [866/1000] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 20:46:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/01/17 00:30:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 53 days, 06:01:05 toward level 130.
[08/01/17 17:21:09] 4R0N [613/1211] has come upon Darwick [181/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 23:28:38 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/02/17 12:14:14] Ajvorl, luI, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/17 00:16:36] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:38:05 towards level 130.
[08/03/17 02:25:23] Darwick EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:30:38 from level 130.
[08/03/17 11:41:12] endre, Darwick, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/17 14:55:56] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 108. 0 days, 02:09:30 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 130.
[08/04/17 08:06:35] Ajvorl, Qpe, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/17 16:37:57] Darwick, Ajvorl, and sirszabo [2055/2971] have team battled gyilkos, David, and Qpe [364/3175] and won! 0 days, 02:44:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/17 20:06:38] Joska [394/1403] has come upon Darwick [476/1035] and realized it was a bad decision! 20 days, 08:56:45 is added to Joska's clock.
[08/06/17 04:05:56] Darwick [470/1035] has come upon luI [390/1000] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 17:57:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/06/17 10:48:33] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 200. 0 days, 02:09:53 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 130.
[08/07/17 05:12:04] sirszabo, [Sanyi], and luI [1591/2993] have team battled David, Darwick, and endre [188/3200] and won! 0 days, 13:24:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 19:03:08] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 06:05:57] [Sanyi] [1416/1458] has come upon Darwick [626/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 20:15:34 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/08/17 10:30:38] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:20:58 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[08/08/17 16:25:21] Joska, endre, Darwick, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/17 16:26:42] [Sanyi] [854/1458] has come upon Darwick [295/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 09:46:03 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/09/17 03:28:03] Darwick [450/1035] has come upon endre [766/898] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:52:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/09/17 08:54:25] peta, kocka, and CaptianObvious [235/2977] have team battled Joska, Qpe, and Darwick [2462/3115] and lost! 2 days, 14:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/17 12:14:06] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/17 13:29:10] Darwick got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:47 from level 130.
[08/10/17 18:05:54] sirszabo [197/535] has come upon Darwick [324/1035] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 23:20:42 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[08/11/17 16:12:25] Darwick [243/1035] has come upon Joska [660/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:29:45 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/11/17 20:43:05] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:09 towards level 130.
[08/12/17 00:05:55] Darwick [90/1035] has come upon [Sanyi] [159/1458] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:51:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/12/17 09:54:38] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:55:51 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[08/12/17 19:10:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 00:15:58 toward level 130.
[08/12/17 22:39:04] luI, endre, Darwick, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/17 23:50:00] Darwick [516/1067] has come upon DarwickAK [149/1283] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 15:50:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/13/17 00:37:12] Darwick [542/1067] has come upon pub [454/746] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 06:26:37 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/13/17 06:05:57] luI [55/1025] has come upon Darwick [657/1067] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 23:58:45 is added to luI's clock.
[08/13/17 16:05:55] David [974/1267] has come upon Darwick [1030/1067] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 16:16:55 is added to David's clock.
[08/14/17 02:05:55] CaptianObvious [188/939] has come upon Darwick [182/1067] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 23:37:54 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/14/17 04:03:10] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 04:26:13] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 13:17:15] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 03:29:49 is removed from their time toward level 131.
[08/14/17 22:48:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 38 days, 17:22:45 toward level 131.
[08/15/17 13:58:35] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:37:25 from level 131.
[08/15/17 17:44:13] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/17 18:33:24] CaptianObvious, Darwick, peta, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/17 18:33:24] Darwick [758/1067] has come upon CaptianObvious [395/939] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 13:58:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/16/17 01:38:11] Darwick [1041/1067] has come upon [Sanyi] [1053/1439] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 03:24:31 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/16/17 14:05:55] gyilkos [892/1271] has come upon Darwick [77/1067] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:38 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/16/17 19:05:54] Darwick [672/1067] has come upon Joska [333/1403] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:39:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/18/17 01:05:54] 4R0N [744/1249] has come upon Darwick [247/1067] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:53:40 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/18/17 06:05:57] GDI [978/1293] has come upon Darwick [516/1067] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:14:31 is removed from GDI's clock.
[08/18/17 09:40:56] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 06:26:00] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:39 towards level 131.
[08/19/17 10:12:15] Darwick [433/1067] has come upon Joska [798/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:08:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/19/17 20:18:38] Ajvorl, pub, and Kiinga [737/3229] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and Darwick [853/3753] and lost! 0 days, 01:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/17 20:50:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 03:28:09 toward level 131.
[08/20/17 05:35:29] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:33 towards level 131.
[08/20/17 08:42:53] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:13:15 is removed from their time toward level 131.
[08/20/17 13:22:33] pub, DarwickAK, and Joska [2414/3437] have team battled Darwick, CaptianObvious, and kocka [2012/3085] and won! 6 days, 09:49:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 16:39:45] David [755/1268] has come upon Darwick [293/1067] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 12:55:01 is removed from David's clock.
[08/20/17 19:32:21] Darwick [257/1067] has come upon Sanyi [1031/1440] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 19:30:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/21/17 05:20:51] pub, Sanyi, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/17 05:20:51] Darwick [617/1067] has come upon pub [374/751] and fucked they ass up! 14 days, 23:19:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/21/17 10:45:27] Darwick was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:07:39 from level 132.
[08/21/17 14:05:54] Darwick [789/1283] has come upon Joska [162/1403] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 09:46:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/22/17 08:24:54] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 33 days, 05:58:09 is removed from their time toward level 132.
[08/23/17 01:05:54] DarwickAK [102/1283] has come upon Darwick [153/1283] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 14:30:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/23/17 06:05:54] peta [915/944] has come upon Darwick [645/1283] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 09:29:26 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/23/17 08:15:56] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 80 damage. 0 days, 02:11:54 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 132.
[08/26/17 10:02:24] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 00:34:35] Ajvorl, gyilkos, and 4R0N [1984/3958] have team battled Darwick, Kiinga, and endre [740/3264] and won! 0 days, 20:57:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 15:05:55] Darwick [914/1284] has come upon Sanyi [1099/1440] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 00:28:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/28/17 03:57:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 17:45:54 from level 132.
[08/30/17 03:05:55] Sanyi [544/1440] has come upon Darwick [65/1284] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:35:35 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/30/17 13:05:54] Darwick [743/1284] has come upon [Sanyi] [1123/1465] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 23:19:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/30/17 13:25:56] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:49:33 towards level 132.
[08/31/17 07:04:10] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 10:16:10 is removed from their time toward level 132.
[09/01/17 08:52:43] Darwick, Qpe, and Kiinga [278/3043] have team battled pub, GDI, and luI [1814/3400] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/17 10:35:38] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 12:42:44 is removed from their time toward level 132.
[09/02/17 09:41:06] pub [669/806] has come upon Darwick [1098/1284] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 22:36:31 is added to pub's clock.
[09/02/17 11:05:55] 4R0N [125/1282] has come upon Darwick [882/1284] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:01:06 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/03/17 01:38:35] CaptianObvious, endre, and gyilkos [805/3101] have team battled 4R0N, sirszabo, and Darwick [120/3130] and won! 0 days, 05:34:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/17 11:46:15] pub and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/17 19:02:00] CaptianObvious, endre, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/17 08:05:56] Darwick [647/1284] has come upon David [862/1268] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 11:08:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/05/17 02:10:59] Qpe stole Darwick's level 69 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 34 set of leggings behind, which Darwick then takes.
[09/05/17 09:05:56] Darwick [798/1246] has come upon Qpe [398/709] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:29:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/05/17 17:14:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 01:47:21 from level 132.
[09/06/17 00:18:19] sirszabo, Joska, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/17 08:01:31] Darwick was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:33:26 from level 132.
[09/07/17 06:01:02] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 10:37:46 is removed from their time toward level 132.
[09/07/17 17:06:01] Qpe stole Darwick's level 121 amulet while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 102 amulet behind, which Darwick then takes.
[09/07/17 17:23:00] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:22 towards level 132.
[09/07/17 20:14:51] Hunger [690/914] has come upon Darwick [404/1225] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 09:04:37 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[09/08/17 07:05:57] sirszabo [511/564] has come upon Darwick [35/1225] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 08:20:14 is removed from sirszabo's clock.
[09/09/17 14:13:22] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:26 towards level 132.
[09/11/17 08:31:32] Darwick was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:06:36 from level 132.
[09/11/17 09:37:34] Qpe [27/726] has come upon Darwick [722/1225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 21:29:41 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/12/17 03:34:45] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:45:14 towards level 132.
[09/12/17 06:05:54] Darwick [954/1225] has come upon luI [503/1041] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:09:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/12/17 08:56:34] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 08:33:51 is removed from their time toward level 132.
[09/12/17 12:42:41] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:20 towards level 132.
[09/13/17 01:12:12] pub, wabbit_, Darwick, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/17 22:05:53] CaptianObvious [647/928] has come upon Darwick [156/1225] and straight stomped them in combat! 40 days, 11:53:39 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/16/17 02:32:09] Ajvorl, Joska, Darwick, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/17 20:36:05] Darwick [1148/1225] has come upon endre [617/898] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:59:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/17/17 06:05:55] Darwick [991/1225] has come upon gyilkos [1155/1275] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:02:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/17/17 06:24:41] Darwick [954/1252] has come upon IRPGbot [1410/1621] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 05:14:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/17/17 08:11:40] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 131 damage. 0 days, 02:12:42 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 133.
[09/17/17 17:47:45] luI, Joska, Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/17 17:05:54] GDI [206/1580] has come upon Darwick [600/1252] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:46:03 is added to GDI's clock.
[09/19/17 07:53:37] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 83 damage. 0 days, 02:12:53 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 133.
[09/20/17 04:04:07] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 27 days, 11:45:14 is removed from their time toward level 133.
[09/20/17 17:52:33] pub, Joska, Darwick, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/17 17:52:33] Hunger [753/921] has come upon Darwick [1085/1252] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 14:07:34 is added to Hunger's clock.
[09/20/17 19:05:57] Sanyi [524/1453] has come upon Darwick [917/1252] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 03:07:38 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/21/17 01:50:02] GDI [1411/1580] has come upon Darwick [519/1252] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 15:50:27 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/21/17 03:55:06] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 03:07:08 is removed from their time toward level 133.
[09/21/17 20:56:08] Sanyi, Ajvorl, and luI [2655/3943] have team battled pub, [Sanyi], and Darwick [258/3530] and won! 0 days, 23:36:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/17 03:46:06] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 67. 0 days, 02:12:13 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 133.
[09/22/17 04:50:53] kocka, pub, and Kiinga [3116/3278] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and endre [838/3078] and won! 0 days, 11:18:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/17 20:32:02] Darwick [789/1252] has come upon Ajvorl [1122/1449] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 14:09:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/23/17 08:39:36] Joska, peta, and [Sanyi] [76/3848] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and Darwick [2795/3617] and lost! 2 days, 15:09:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/17 03:03:24] Darwick, Qpe, and pub [2826/2969] have team battled Joska, peta, and luI [190/3417] and won! 4 days, 12:16:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/17 03:28:08] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 19 damage. 0 days, 02:12:57 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 133.
[09/24/17 08:05:55] Darwick [897/1252] has come upon peta [848/969] and fucked they ass up! 13 days, 18:06:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/24/17 14:21:11] Darwick was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:15:40 from level 133.
[09/26/17 06:50:51] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 16. 0 days, 02:12:32 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 133.
[09/26/17 10:05:57] Darwick [643/1252] has come upon peta [702/969] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 06:17:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/27/17 02:03:22] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/17 02:32:44] peta, luI, and Darwick [582/3274] have team battled wabbit_, Kiinga, and Sanyi [459/3936] and won! 0 days, 21:08:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/17 11:18:47] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:18:39 towards level 133.
[09/27/17 13:44:17] pub and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/17 21:05:56] Darwick [926/1252] has come upon gyilkos [494/1275] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 01:27:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/28/17 13:13:30] Darwick [1055/1252] has come upon CaptianObvious [719/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 17:29:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/29/17 06:23:49] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 19:10:01 is removed from their time toward level 133.
[09/29/17 08:05:53] GDI [1059/1565] has come upon Darwick [533/1252] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 05:17:07 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/29/17 12:05:56] Qpe, Darwick, gyilkos, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/17 00:05:57] Darwick [404/1252] has come upon DarwickAK [1016/1242] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:08:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/01/17 10:05:57] Darwick [242/1252] has come upon wabbit_ [395/1101] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 18:54:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/01/17 12:25:33] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:57 towards level 133.
[10/01/17 13:22:00] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:43:33 towards level 133.
[10/02/17 06:45:35] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:34 towards level 133.
[10/02/17 07:32:36] Joska, Darwick, DarwickAK, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/17 14:31:55] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:31 towards level 133.
[10/02/17 18:06:58] pub and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/17 12:05:56] pub [798/806] has come upon Darwick [808/1252] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:04:13 is added to pub's clock.
[10/03/17 19:06:54] pub [233/806] has come upon Darwick [531/1252] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 09:25:33 is added to pub's clock.
[10/04/17 07:55:52] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:57 from level 133.
[10/04/17 08:32:31] CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick [2994/3270] have team battled Sanyi, gyilkos, and GDI [3158/4297] and lost! 0 days, 10:26:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 12:11:47] Kiinga [1127/1362] has come upon Darwick [938/1252] and rocked it! 0 days, 18:59:50 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[10/04/17 22:12:34] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/17 00:36:38] GDI [1037/1553] has come upon Darwick [452/1252] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:48:19 is removed from GDI's clock.
[10/05/17 14:05:54] Kiinga [361/1362] has come upon Darwick [1194/1252] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:06:52 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[10/05/17 21:31:16] wabbit_, Kiinga, and Darwick [1303/3725] have team battled Sanyi, luI, and Joska [3900/3925] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/17 21:56:40] [Sanyi], wabbit_, and Darwick [3320/3835] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and GDI [1373/4214] and won! 0 days, 04:19:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/17 15:16:05] Darwick [1099/1252] has come upon Joska [406/1419] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 04:28:24 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/07/17 05:18:40] peta [60/969] has come upon Darwick [880/1252] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 20:31:59 is added to peta's clock.
[10/08/17 01:22:24] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 88 damage. 0 days, 02:13:25 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 134.
[10/08/17 15:04:12] pub, Sanyi, Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/17 05:00:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 37 days, 15:53:35 toward level 134.
[10/10/17 10:32:57] Qpe, luI, and Hunger [254/2909] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and pub [1950/3006] and lost! 0 days, 15:20:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/17 10:47:15] gyilkos [220/1291] has come upon Darwick [527/1252] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:32:31 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/12/17 03:07:34] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:05:41 towards level 134.
[10/12/17 03:58:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 12:41:01 from level 134.
[10/12/17 12:10:15] Darwick [669/1252] has come upon Qpe [484/920] and rocked it! 5 days, 01:39:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/12/17 17:31:09] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 33 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:13:57 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 134.
[10/13/17 17:22:11] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 111. 0 days, 02:13:46 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 134.
[10/13/17 23:52:41] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/17 09:32:44] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/17 23:47:14] Darwick [349/1252] has come upon Qpe [108/937] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 04:31:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/15/17 06:01:23] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 19:47:15] Qpe [798/937] has come upon Darwick [995/1252] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:27:44 is added to Qpe's clock.
[10/16/17 02:25:05] [Sanyi], pub, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/17 04:29:05] Darwick was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:52:37 from level 134.
[10/16/17 05:47:14] Darwick [1143/1252] has come upon Joska [183/1419] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 17:56:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/17/17 03:28:22] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/17 06:47:14] Darwick [35/1252] has come upon luI [843/1060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:09:50 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/17/17 21:47:13] Darwick [489/1252] has come upon Qpe [201/937] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 06:44:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/18/17 02:47:15] Darwick [324/1252] has come upon Qpe [427/937] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:32:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/18/17 04:10:14] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, and Qpe [1357/3321] have team battled Darwick, pub, and peta [223/3028] and won! 0 days, 02:19:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/17 16:37:19] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 10:46:53 is removed from their time toward level 134.
[10/19/17 09:55:45] pub, Darwick, kocka, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/17 12:47:47] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 0 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:13:34 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 134.
[10/19/17 16:28:16] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:21:58 is removed from their time toward level 134.
[10/20/17 09:57:14] Darwick and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/17 10:24:21] Darwick [51/1252] has come upon IRPGbot [1592/1616] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 10:02:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/21/17 12:29:41] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 59 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:14:38 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 135.
[10/21/17 20:47:15] Darwick [306/1252] has come upon Ajvorl [343/1437] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 21 days, 19:14:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/22/17 10:51:57] [Sanyi], Hunger, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/17 04:39:40] Sanyi, luI, and [Sanyi] [345/3988] have team battled Hunger, Darwick, and GDI [583/3734] and lost! 0 days, 05:39:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/17 02:21:34] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:42:16 towards level 135.
[10/24/17 03:26:40] Darwick was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 22:37:44 from level 135.
[10/24/17 03:47:13] [Sanyi] [73/1475] has come upon Darwick [930/1252] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:04:04 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/24/17 13:47:16] Darwick [91/1252] has come upon CaptianObvious [147/947] and realized it was a bad decision! 20 days, 09:21:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/25/17 14:47:15] Darwick [42/1252] has come upon gyilkos [64/1278] and realized it was a bad decision! 26 days, 11:09:26 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/25/17 14:53:37] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 21:21:29 towards level 135.
[10/26/17 05:16:35] Joska [974/1424] has come upon Darwick [115/1252] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 00:00:03 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/26/17 05:47:16] Darwick [1070/1252] has come upon luI [978/1066] and rocked it! 23 days, 05:43:01 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/27/17 05:09:19] Ajvorl, Darwick, Kiinga, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/17 12:14:02] Darwick [541/1252] has come upon gyilkos [384/1278] and gave em what was coming! 29 days, 20:33:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/27/17 19:40:28] luI [934/1066] has come upon Darwick [572/1252] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 17:17:14 is removed from luI's clock.
[10/28/17 06:48:27] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/17 12:47:12] Joska [746/1424] has come upon Darwick [71/1252] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 13:37:34 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/28/17 15:07:24] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 25 days, 10:15:46 is removed from their time toward level 135.
[10/29/17 01:48:45] pub and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/17 13:58:27] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 19 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:14:51 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 135.
[10/30/17 01:16:59] gyilkos, Ajvorl, and Darwick [2654/3949] have team battled peta, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [1949/3865] and won! 0 days, 16:02:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/17 10:39:11] Hunger, Ajvorl, Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/17 11:16:14] Qpe, pub, and gyilkos [1572/3020] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka [2844/3844] and lost! 0 days, 05:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/17 13:47:14] Joska [1296/1424] has come upon Darwick [510/1252] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 21:49:13 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/30/17 13:49:28] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 10:19:22 is removed from their time toward level 135.
[10/30/17 20:00:43] Darwick ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:30:25 from level 135.
[10/31/17 07:32:13] Ajvorl [1182/1437] has come upon Darwick [137/1252] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:44:56 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[10/31/17 07:32:26] Ajvorl [1285/1437] has come upon Darwick [1093/1252] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:10:51 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[10/31/17 13:40:28] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 00:19:48 is removed from their time toward level 135.
[10/31/17 16:05:18] pub [233/806] has come upon Darwick [898/1252] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 07:04:10 is added to pub's clock.
[11/01/17 00:47:16] Darwick [992/1252] has come upon kocka [279/1095] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 20:08:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/01/17 10:48:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 5 days, 10:41:56 toward level 135.
[11/01/17 15:17:30] luI, Kiinga, and pub [2524/3251] have team battled Hunger, Darwick, and Sanyi [3577/3620] and lost! 7 days, 12:27:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/17 03:02:44] peta [876/1002] has come upon Darwick [918/1257] and got flexed on in combat! 14 days, 07:23:38 is added to peta's clock.
[11/03/17 13:13:27] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 65 damage. 0 days, 02:14:21 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 135.
[11/04/17 00:01:58] Qpe, Darwick, Kiinga, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/17 04:04:31] Darwick [79/1257] has come upon Hunger [311/929] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 06:23:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/04/17 09:23:59] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 1. 0 days, 02:15:59 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 136.
[11/05/17 01:58:11] Hunger, Darwick, Kiinga, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/17 02:22:00] Darwick, [Sanyi], and Joska [2153/4203] have team battled gyilkos, luI, and Hunger [2583/3273] and lost! 0 days, 11:39:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/17 12:55:34] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 38. 0 days, 02:15:31 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 136.
[11/06/17 01:15:21] Hunger, Ajvorl, Darwick, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/17 08:57:05] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 32 days, 20:36:28 is removed from their time toward level 136.
[11/07/17 16:47:14] Darwick [802/1257] has come upon peta [424/1002] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 14:50:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/08/17 04:09:55] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:30:24 towards level 136.
[11/08/17 05:45:20] Joska, Darwick, Kiinga, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/17 08:39:08] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 61 with their belt. 0 days, 02:15:40 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 136.
[11/09/17 08:47:13] Darwick [1230/1257] has come upon peta [930/1002] and rocked it! 5 days, 07:34:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/09/17 12:20:30] Darwick, pub, and [Sanyi] [1828/3576] have team battled Ajvorl, peta, and Sanyi [2667/3871] and lost! 1 day, 14:26:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/17 21:37:39] peta, Ajvorl, and Hunger [325/3368] have team battled CaptianObvious, pub, and Darwick [1451/3026] and lost! 0 days, 05:14:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/17 00:47:12] Darwick [214/1257] has come upon CaptianObvious [673/963] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 07:30:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/12/17 19:16:49] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:57 towards level 136.
[11/13/17 04:12:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 1 day, 12:49:06 toward level 136.
[11/13/17 15:07:21] Darwick, Kiinga, peta, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/17 22:27:07] gyilkos [415/1260] has come upon Darwick [218/1257] and fucked they ass up! 32 days, 06:58:40 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/13/17 22:47:16] Hunger [784/929] has come upon Darwick [204/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:10:29 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[11/14/17 08:47:16] pub [681/810] has come upon Darwick [787/1257] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 06:44:32 is added to pub's clock.
[11/14/17 18:47:14] [Sanyi] [109/1513] has come upon Darwick [1254/1257] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:04:31 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/14/17 19:15:33] [Sanyi] [507/1545] has come upon Darwick [655/1257] and realized it was a bad decision! 23 days, 05:08:58 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/15/17 09:47:14] Joska [983/1433] has come upon Darwick [96/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 14:12:28 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/15/17 14:47:15] Sanyi [294/1432] has come upon Darwick [139/1257] and rocked it! 1 day, 15:13:42 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/15/17 16:33:15] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/17 19:29:13] Joska, luI, Darwick, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/17 20:25:46] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/17 14:39:35] [Sanyi], pub, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/17 17:15:30] pub and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/17 20:47:15] GDI [498/1275] has come upon Darwick [1238/1257] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:35:27 is added to GDI's clock.
[11/17/17 03:43:45] Darwick has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:08 from level 136.
[11/17/17 06:47:14] Darwick [909/1257] has come upon kocka [997/1095] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:47:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/17/17 16:47:14] Darwick [802/1257] has come upon peta [987/1002] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 14:26:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/17/17 21:47:14] Darwick [926/1257] has come upon IRPGbot [429/1576] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:57:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/18/17 05:33:32] Darwick [226/1257] has come upon DarwickAK [1079/1242] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:41:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/19/17 14:42:49] Darwick fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:25 from level 136.
[11/19/17 16:57:50] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:50 towards level 136.
[11/19/17 23:36:57] Sanyi [752/1417] has come upon Darwick [313/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 15:21:38 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/21/17 06:51:16] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:05:11 is removed from their time toward level 136.
[11/21/17 17:39:45] Darwick [95/1257] has come upon Kiinga [844/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 04:32:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/21/17 19:32:25] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 02:12:47 towards level 137.
[11/22/17 00:46:48] pub, Darwick, Kiinga, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/17 01:44:49] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 17:15:30 towards level 137.
[11/22/17 06:01:37] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:10:26 towards level 137.
[11/22/17 14:10:13] kocka, gyilkos, and Ajvorl [288/3775] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Darwick [2229/3916] and lost! 0 days, 18:58:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/17 01:05:07] Ajvorl, Darwick, gyilkos, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/17 07:52:01] pub, Joska, and luI [3581/3626] have team battled Darwick, kocka, and Ajvorl [3613/3772] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/17 12:47:13] pub [322/1102] has come upon Darwick [1163/1257] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 22:42:29 is added to pub's clock.
[11/24/17 01:39:46] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:39:46 towards level 137.
[11/24/17 10:04:43] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 19:09:40 is removed from their time toward level 137.
[11/24/17 17:29:38] [Sanyi], Sanyi, Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/17 19:44:04] Kiinga [158/1401] has come upon Darwick [301/1257] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:57:16 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/25/17 00:52:48] Darwick ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:35:12 from level 137.
[11/25/17 14:47:16] Darwick [818/1257] has come upon DarwickAK [1129/1242] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 14:47:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/26/17 09:46:48] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 18:21:22 is removed from their time toward level 137.
[11/26/17 11:35:02] Darwick [300/1257] has come upon Ajvorl [1006/1409] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 18:32:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/27/17 03:21:07] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:18:46 towards level 137.
[11/27/17 06:47:15] Joska [1203/1433] has come upon Darwick [373/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 11:00:16 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/27/17 09:37:42] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 03:20:01 is removed from their time toward level 137.
[11/28/17 17:47:13] luI [432/1091] has come upon Darwick [769/1257] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 17:09:20 is added to luI's clock.
[11/28/17 22:16:37] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/17 08:42:04] Darwick and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/17 19:47:15] Darwick [795/1257] has come upon Hunger [295/937] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:15:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/01/17 00:47:16] luI [405/1091] has come upon Darwick [495/1257] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 16:46:30 is added to luI's clock.
[12/01/17 08:02:52] Kiinga [108/1401] has come upon Darwick [1059/1257] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 02:20:55 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/02/17 04:57:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 00:46:11 from level 137.
[12/02/17 08:52:45] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 17:53:30 is removed from their time toward level 137.
[12/02/17 23:41:44] Kiinga [1231/1401] has come upon Darwick [426/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 11:27:49 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[12/03/17 17:52:59] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 02:13:31] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:48 towards level 137.
[12/04/17 03:38:33] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:35:13 towards level 137.
[12/04/17 04:22:28] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:19 towards level 137.
[12/04/17 08:47:12] peta [232/1002] has come upon Darwick [1131/1257] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 08:21:18 is added to peta's clock.
[12/04/17 18:47:13] [Sanyi] [711/1538] has come upon Darwick [1008/1257] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:13:35 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/05/17 03:36:58] DarwickAK, Joska, and Hunger [2511/3601] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and Qpe [1154/3708] and won! 1 day, 13:12:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 12:23:51] [Sanyi], Sanyi, Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/17 12:23:51] Kiinga [1024/1401] has come upon Darwick [752/1257] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 13:30:36 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[12/06/17 08:16:44] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 3. 0 days, 02:16:20 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 137.
[12/06/17 12:47:20] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [519/3761] have team battled kocka, Qpe, and Darwick [3230/3419] and lost! 8 days, 22:43:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/17 01:22:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 1 day, 10:09:25 toward level 137.
[12/09/17 18:47:14] Sanyi [1168/1417] has come upon Darwick [156/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 18:42:53 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/10/17 02:48:22] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:04 towards level 137.
[12/10/17 11:04:08] Qpe, Ajvorl, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/17 18:12:14] Darwick [1162/1257] has come upon IRPGbot [118/1576] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 10:28:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/10/17 18:17:12] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:30:31 towards level 138.
[12/10/17 19:47:13] Darwick [783/1257] has come upon luI [239/1091] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 05:56:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/12/17 03:10:38] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:58:16 towards level 138.
[12/13/17 03:33:19] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 02:31:37 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[12/13/17 10:51:38] [Sanyi] [1359/1524] has come upon Darwick [1102/1257] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 05:24:51 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/13/17 15:22:44] Kiinga, GDI, and Ajvorl [3713/4376] have team battled pub, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [593/3340] and won! 6 days, 17:32:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 22:47:15] Darwick [243/1257] has come upon Ajvorl [46/1409] and fucked they ass up! 19 days, 01:18:26 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/14/17 03:47:16] Ajvorl [643/1409] has come upon Darwick [865/1257] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 07:07:30 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[12/14/17 13:47:15] Darwick [239/1257] has come upon Qpe [996/1063] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:41:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/15/17 09:47:14] Darwick [246/1257] has come upon pub [786/1123] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 05:24:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/16/17 03:06:32] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 00:38:57 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[12/16/17 12:33:24] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:09:34 towards level 138.
[12/16/17 15:13:12] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:10:15 towards level 138.
[12/17/17 02:57:37] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 82 damage. 0 days, 02:17:43 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 138.
[12/17/17 06:38:08] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 26 damage. 0 days, 02:17:00 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 138.
[12/17/17 21:47:14] Darwick [101/1257] has come upon pub [864/1123] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 07:42:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/18/17 17:47:13] Darwick [272/1257] has come upon Kiinga [84/1387] and rocked it! 11 days, 10:10:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/19/17 00:34:24] Hunger, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/17 08:47:14] Joska [521/1451] has come upon Darwick [301/1257] and rocked it! 3 days, 03:55:34 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/19/17 20:07:30] Joska, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK [861/4104] have team battled Hunger, luI, and Darwick [479/3286] and won! 0 days, 03:50:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/17 11:48:05] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and peta [2002/3181] have team battled [Sanyi], pub, and Darwick [3273/3904] and lost! 1 day, 10:27:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/17 06:22:30] Hunger, luI, Darwick, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/17 09:00:01] Darwick ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:49:37 from level 138.
[12/24/17 11:20:03] GDI [553/1542] has come upon Darwick [290/1257] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 08:54:15 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/25/17 00:40:17] DarwickAK [982/1225] has come upon Darwick [843/1257] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 21:50:01 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/25/17 00:50:09] Kiinga, Darwick, and pub [543/3767] have team battled GDI, Ajvorl, and CaptianObvious [349/3928] and won! 0 days, 06:09:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/17 09:48:46] Darwick reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darwick's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/17 01:40:18] Ajvorl [263/1428] has come upon Darwick [563/1261] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 21 days, 20:03:13 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[12/26/17 06:40:16] Joska [79/1451] has come upon Darwick [999/1261] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 27 days, 13:27:58 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/26/17 12:00:25] Darwick, GDI, Sanyi, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/17 12:40:09] Joska [1085/1451] has come upon Darwick [1233/1261] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 32 days, 18:00:19 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/27/17 04:56:34] Darwick, luI, Qpe, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/17 06:39:16] Darwick sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darwick's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/17 07:40:18] Darwick [265/1301] has come upon luI [969/1092] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:54:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/27/17 17:40:15] [Sanyi] [1293/1524] has come upon Darwick [1272/1301] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 00:04:04 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/28/17 05:37:53] Darwick, luI, DarwickAK, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/17 05:38:02] DarwickAK [279/1225] has come upon Darwick [606/1301] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 15:34:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/28/17 05:42:18] luI [25/1092] has come upon Darwick [64/1301] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:56:17 is added to luI's clock.
[12/28/17 07:30:05] Darwick and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/17 13:40:17] Darwick [948/1301] has come upon peta [377/998] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:06:29 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/28/17 18:25:47] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:30:59 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[12/28/17 18:40:17] Darwick [430/1301] has come upon [Sanyi] [1007/1524] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:00:26 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/28/17 23:40:15] Sanyi [186/1417] has come upon Darwick [355/1301] and realized it was a bad decision! 35 days, 12:00:05 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/29/17 06:22:09] luI [442/1092] has come upon Darwick [501/1301] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 05:52:10 is added to luI's clock.
[12/29/17 09:40:18] [Sanyi] [822/1524] has come upon Darwick [256/1301] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 23:52:28 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/30/17 20:40:16] Kiinga [461/1349] has come upon Darwick [169/1306] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 02:05:51 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[12/30/17 22:41:04] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:13 towards level 138.
[12/31/17 02:38:16] Darwick, luI, Qpe, and Ajvorl have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/17 10:15:51] GDI, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [1102/3991] have team battled Qpe, Sanyi, and Darwick [2675/3788] and lost! 2 days, 11:13:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/17 15:29:59] Darwick [962/1306] has come upon Hunger [109/943] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 18:58:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/31/17 17:58:52] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 10:33:47 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[01/01/18 12:40:14] Darwick [805/1306] has come upon Hunger [85/943] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 16:07:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/02/18 23:40:18] Ajvorl [1287/1414] has come upon Darwick [1270/1306] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 12:42:52 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[01/03/18 19:40:17] Darwick [504/1306] has come upon luI [593/1092] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 02:52:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/04/18 00:40:17] Darwick [850/1306] has come upon IRPGbot [1286/1576] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 14:26:23 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/05/18 11:40:17] DarwickAK [560/1225] has come upon Darwick [466/1306] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 09:09:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/05/18 21:09:16] Joska [719/1485] has come upon Darwick [776/1306] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 15:23:22 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/06/18 04:36:20] DarwickAK, peta, and Darwick [585/3537] have team battled CaptianObvious, Joska, and gyilkos [2736/3667] and lost! 1 day, 11:57:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/18 20:45:24] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 11:05:48 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[01/07/18 20:36:21] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 23 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:18:23 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 139.
[01/08/18 00:55:19] gyilkos, Darwick, peta, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/18 09:40:18] DarwickAK [1180/1225] has come upon Darwick [928/1306] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 00:19:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/09/18 06:01:00] Darwick lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:23:14 from level 139.
[01/09/18 20:42:18] Darwick [34/1306] has come upon Sanyi [1279/1417] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 09:58:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/10/18 11:42:18] Kiinga [1307/1323] has come upon Darwick [422/1306] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 00:29:34 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[01/10/18 16:28:56] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 06:43:08 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[01/11/18 03:48:53] Darwick, gyilkos, Qpe, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/18 04:23:49] Hunger [386/943] has come upon Darwick [1246/1306] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:17:17 is added to Hunger's clock.
[01/11/18 12:42:18] Joska [1298/1485] has come upon Darwick [122/1306] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:27:05 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/11/18 17:42:15] gyilkos [800/1224] has come upon Darwick [785/1306] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 14:49:31 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/12/18 00:04:39] Darwick, gyilkos, luI, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/18 11:37:53] Joska, luI, and Darwick [3659/3883] have team battled gyilkos, [Sanyi], and Qpe [1287/3835] and won! 0 days, 21:05:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/18 12:42:08] gyilkos [479/1224] has come upon Darwick [34/1306] and straight stomped them in combat! 43 days, 22:07:28 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/12/18 16:11:00] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 200 damage. 0 days, 02:18:24 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 139.
[01/12/18 18:42:16] Darwick [378/1306] has come upon luI [787/1092] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 07:52:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/13/18 16:01:58] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 21:03:37 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[01/13/18 19:42:14] Joska [499/1485] has come upon Darwick [548/1306] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:57:13 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/14/18 11:30:18] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:46:19 towards level 139.
[01/14/18 13:35:17] gyilkos, peta, and Darwick [1125/3536] have team battled pub, [Sanyi], and Qpe [3848/3849] and lost! 0 days, 03:23:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/18 11:42:15] Darwick [409/1307] has come upon Sanyi [891/1417] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 02:20:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/16/18 15:34:53] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 07:59:10 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[01/16/18 15:34:53] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 70 damage. 0 days, 02:18:13 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 139.
[01/17/18 04:41:14] Darwick, gyilkos, Joska, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/18 14:43:10] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:25:17 towards level 139.
[01/17/18 15:25:54] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 06:09:40 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[01/17/18 23:42:18] Darwick [10/1307] has come upon pub [290/1238] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 18:28:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/18/18 03:46:09] Darwick, Kiinga, Joska, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/18 11:58:35] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/18 14:42:15] Kiinga [524/1323] has come upon Darwick [798/1307] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 23:42:44 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/18/18 15:16:52] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 23:37:25 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[01/18/18 18:57:27] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 10:16:33 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[01/19/18 15:42:16] Kiinga [1126/1323] has come upon Darwick [996/1307] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 06:39:21 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[01/20/18 09:43:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 3 days, 22:33:39 toward level 139.
[01/21/18 07:06:12] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/18 19:19:59] Darwick, luI, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/18 03:42:15] Darwick [1224/1307] has come upon Kiinga [401/1323] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/22/18 03:51:38] Darwick [354/1307] has come upon Qpe [819/1096] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 22:02:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/22/18 16:23:20] Darwick, gyilkos, Qpe, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/18 16:23:29] Hunger [858/943] has come upon Darwick [1258/1307] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:41:56 is added to Hunger's clock.
[01/22/18 22:06:02] Darwick [1168/1307] has come upon pub [777/1249] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 00:16:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/23/18 13:06:03] CaptianObvious [670/958] has come upon Darwick [932/1307] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 00:31:09 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/24/18 00:23:51] Darwick met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 17:05:45 from level 140.
[01/24/18 04:14:12] GDI, Darwick, pub, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/18 19:06:03] Darwick [679/1307] has come upon Kiinga [889/1323] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 14:55:40 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/25/18 20:19:39] Joska, Darwick, and Hunger [921/3746] have team battled GDI, Qpe, and luI [626/3709] and won! 0 days, 02:29:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/18 01:06:04] DarwickAK [945/1225] has come upon Darwick [251/1307] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 21:09:44 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/18 01:10:30] Darwick, peta, DarwickAK, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/18 01:10:35] DarwickAK [966/1225] has come upon Darwick [873/1307] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 10:37:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/18 04:10:53] Darwick was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:49:15 from level 140.
[01/27/18 15:32:04] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 05:16:51 is removed from their time toward level 140.
[01/28/18 11:42:35] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 23:08:15 is removed from their time toward level 140.
[01/28/18 11:42:35] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 2. 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 140.
[01/28/18 12:20:11] Darwick, GDI, and Qpe [2569/3924] have team battled luI, Hunger, and pub [2284/3289] and won! 5 days, 18:11:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/18 15:23:06] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 80 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:19:23 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 140.
[01/28/18 23:06:01] Darwick [897/1312] has come upon Joska [565/1498] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 20:17:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/29/18 14:06:04] Darwick [1226/1312] has come upon luI [6/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 16:59:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/29/18 16:46:20] DarwickAK [847/1238] has come upon Darwick [682/1312] and fucked they ass up! 44 days, 06:17:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/30/18 00:06:04] Sanyi [342/1417] has come upon Darwick [900/1312] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 03:07:53 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/30/18 15:06:03] Darwick [874/1312] has come upon [Sanyi] [1169/1519] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 02:19:57 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/30/18 20:06:05] Darwick [1169/1312] has come upon Sanyi [576/1417] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 02:24:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/31/18 01:37:19] Darwick, kocka, Qpe, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/18 04:32:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 8 days, 22:46:03 toward level 140.
[01/31/18 11:15:48] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 186 with their belt. 0 days, 02:19:08 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 140.
[02/01/18 02:06:04] Darwick [655/1312] has come upon IRPGbot [1205/1576] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:00:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/01/18 17:06:02] Darwick [146/1312] has come upon Hunger [199/949] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 12:48:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/01/18 22:49:35] GDI, Darwick, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/18 10:57:46] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 08:55:04 is removed from their time toward level 140.
[02/02/18 18:06:04] GDI [1390/1521] has come upon Darwick [1162/1312] and rocked it! 5 days, 05:31:02 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/03/18 14:29:17] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 07:54:37 is removed from their time toward level 140.
[02/04/18 00:06:04] Sanyi [621/1417] has come upon Darwick [1206/1312] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:47:40 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/05/18 10:43:14] Darwick, pub, CaptianObvious, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/18 11:09:55] Darwick [577/1312] has come upon [Sanyi] [448/1519] and gave em what was coming! 44 days, 06:17:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/06/18 12:26:08] pub [218/1255] has come upon Darwick [380/1312] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 02:34:37 is added to pub's clock.
[02/07/18 14:10:32] Darwick [449/1312] has come upon Hunger [328/949] and gave em what was coming! 14 days, 05:52:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/09/18 00:06:04] Darwick [480/1312] has come upon IRPGbot [27/1576] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 15:03:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/09/18 08:06:40] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:01:27 towards level 141.
[02/09/18 09:54:57] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 7 with their belt. 0 days, 02:20:03 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 141.
[02/09/18 18:45:48] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:13:38 towards level 141.
[02/09/18 20:04:10] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:35:10 towards level 141.
[02/09/18 20:06:03] Darwick [940/1312] has come upon pub [426/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 17:27:01 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/10/18 12:06:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 15 days, 18:24:22 toward level 141.
[02/10/18 13:26:25] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 12:33:21 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[02/11/18 07:06:04] kocka [267/1178] has come upon Darwick [57/1312] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 16:12:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/11/18 12:06:05] Darwick [836/1312] has come upon luI [968/1118] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 18:55:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/11/18 23:44:09] Darwick, peta, kocka, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/18 17:52:44] Darwick was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:28 from level 141.
[02/12/18 21:07:48] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/18 21:36:25] Darwick, kocka, Qpe, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/18 12:04:27] Kiinga, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [3600/3785] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and CaptianObvious [775/3757] and won! 0 days, 00:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/18 12:59:29] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 17:25:00 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[02/14/18 08:38:24] kocka [459/1178] has come upon Darwick [757/1312] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 21:53:06 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/15/18 20:08:37] Darwick [745/1312] has come upon kocka [385/1190] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 23:28:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/15/18 20:59:54] Darwick, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/18 02:06:05] pub [643/1255] has come upon Darwick [128/1312] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:27:29 is removed from pub's clock.
[02/16/18 12:32:29] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 133. 0 days, 02:21:46 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 142.
[02/17/18 18:06:03] Darwick [865/1312] has come upon Ajvorl [1336/1414] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 01:35:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/18/18 09:06:03] Darwick [1074/1312] has come upon gyilkos [881/1224] and gave em what was coming! 26 days, 10:30:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/18/18 14:06:03] Darwick [1086/1312] has come upon [Sanyi] [291/1527] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 14:56:44 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/18/18 19:06:02] Darwick [627/1312] has come upon Sanyi [1049/1412] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 09:53:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/19/18 14:48:35] peta [284/1018] has come upon Darwick [771/1312] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 05:40:24 is added to peta's clock.
[02/20/18 11:56:33] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 23:20:14 is removed from their time toward level 142.
[02/20/18 19:20:21] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:34:33 towards level 142.
[02/21/18 15:33:25] Darwick, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/18 22:06:03] Qpe [388/1111] has come upon Darwick [180/1312] and rocked it! 16 days, 19:51:40 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[02/21/18 22:06:03] Qpe has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:15:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/22/18 20:54:25] Darwick, kocka, Qpe, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/18 21:03:57] kocka [1108/1190] has come upon Darwick [98/1312] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 09:55:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/22/18 21:03:57] kocka has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:59:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/22/18 23:06:03] CaptianObvious [296/964] has come upon Darwick [8/1312] and rocked it! 58 days, 01:23:52 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/22/18 23:10:42] Kiinga, [Sanyi], and Qpe [3765/3961] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and CaptianObvious [1384/3788] and won! 2 days, 07:49:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/18 04:06:03] Darwick [1049/1312] has come upon Joska [878/1492] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 18:52:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/23/18 13:26:09] Ajvorl, gyilkos, and Darwick [1706/3950] have team battled GDI, Joska, and CaptianObvious [3399/3968] and lost! 0 days, 11:49:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/18 05:07:35] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/18 15:06:03] Darwick [341/1312] has come upon DarwickAK [943/1238] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:09:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/24/18 20:06:01] kocka [1168/1184] has come upon Darwick [1150/1312] and gave em what was coming! 18 days, 23:50:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/25/18 03:23:52] Darwick lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:05:23 from level 142.
[02/25/18 12:29:04] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:36 towards level 142.
[02/26/18 20:20:57] [Sanyi], Hunger, and CaptianObvious [831/3440] have team battled Darwick, luI, and Ajvorl [1634/3867] and lost! 0 days, 14:31:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/18 22:10:59] Hunger, pub, and [Sanyi] [1481/3736] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and luI [1034/3860] and won! 0 days, 07:03:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/18 09:45:28] Darwick, [Sanyi], Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/18 23:50:52] pub [232/1260] has come upon Darwick [360/1312] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 10:28:23 is added to pub's clock.
[02/28/18 09:06:05] Darwick [759/1312] has come upon kocka [360/1184] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:44:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/28/18 19:06:03] Darwick [476/1312] has come upon Qpe [651/1111] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:55:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/01/18 00:06:02] Darwick [201/1312] has come upon DarwickAK [37/1238] and rocked it! 2 days, 05:25:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/01/18 06:55:16] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:32:40 is removed from their time toward level 142.
[03/01/18 06:55:16] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 10. 0 days, 02:21:50 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 142.
[03/01/18 15:06:04] Darwick [730/1312] has come upon kocka [1037/1184] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:35:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/02/18 04:26:41] Ajvorl, Darwick, [Sanyi], and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/18 10:02:48] kocka [1148/1184] has come upon Darwick [684/1312] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 23:20:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/02/18 10:02:57] kocka [616/1184] has come upon Darwick [354/1312] and rocked it! 3 days, 21:10:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/02/18 11:06:05] kocka [338/1184] has come upon Darwick [1007/1312] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:23:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/03/18 05:57:41] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:58:56 from level 142.
[03/03/18 10:17:45] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 1. 0 days, 02:21:48 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 142.
[03/03/18 17:06:03] peta [194/1018] has come upon Darwick [119/1312] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 04:21:23 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/04/18 02:02:19] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:51 towards level 142.
[03/04/18 07:22:21] kocka [437/1184] has come upon Darwick [980/1312] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:48:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/04/18 13:06:04] Darwick [1091/1312] has come upon Hunger [243/955] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:38:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/04/18 21:04:40] Darwick [654/1334] has come upon IRPGbot [1112/1570] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 05:14:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/04/18 23:06:02] Darwick [637/1334] has come upon Kiinga [348/1323] and gave em what was coming! 43 days, 14:16:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/05/18 06:19:18] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 39 days, 13:17:36 is removed from their time toward level 143.
[03/05/18 09:06:04] Darwick [49/1334] has come upon IRPGbot [1153/1570] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 04:12:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/05/18 21:35:47] Ajvorl, Darwick, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/18 23:41:34] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:33:34 towards level 143.
[03/06/18 05:06:05] Qpe [651/1122] has come upon Darwick [944/1334] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 10:41:20 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/06/18 14:42:03] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:29:37 towards level 143.
[03/06/18 18:50:26] Darwick, Sanyi, gyilkos, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/18 01:06:04] [Sanyi] [752/1527] has come upon Darwick [323/1334] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 20:44:48 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/07/18 06:06:04] Qpe [714/1122] has come upon Darwick [12/1334] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 20:53:49 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[03/07/18 11:06:04] peta [671/1018] has come upon Darwick [80/1334] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:12:01 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/11/18 03:50:19] DarwickAK [504/1238] has come upon Darwick [1317/1334] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 15:43:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/18 05:29:23] Darwick got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:13:42 from level 143.
[03/11/18 12:06:38] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/18 13:02:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 5 days, 10:13:01 toward level 143.
[03/11/18 13:50:17] gyilkos [1164/1224] has come upon Darwick [601/1334] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 14:44:01 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/11/18 13:50:17] gyilkos has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 4 days, 22:29:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/12/18 03:20:48] Hunger, GDI, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/18 07:18:04] Darwick [446/1334] has come upon [Sanyi] [906/1527] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 02:37:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/12/18 17:42:27] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:31:21 towards level 143.
[03/12/18 18:13:52] gyilkos [1059/1224] has come upon Darwick [1005/1334] and rocked it! 0 days, 21:52:57 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/12/18 23:16:48] kocka, pub, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/18 16:11:38] Hunger, Sanyi, Darwick, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/18 16:11:55] Qpe [469/1115] has come upon Darwick [997/1334] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:46:08 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/14/18 03:32:32] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/18 15:17:53] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/18 00:50:28] Darwick [111/1334] has come upon GDI [635/1522] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:03:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/15/18 11:13:52] [Sanyi] [1413/1527] has come upon Darwick [1215/1334] and gave em what was coming! 37 days, 18:22:20 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/16/18 05:41:42] [Sanyi], Hunger, and Darwick [1770/3825] have team battled luI, pub, and DarwickAK [2033/3639] and lost! 0 days, 19:44:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 13:08:20] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 32. 0 days, 02:22:45 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 143.
[03/16/18 22:13:51] Darwick [1089/1334] has come upon gyilkos [319/1062] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:28:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/17/18 08:13:52] [Sanyi] [840/1527] has come upon Darwick [892/1334] and got flexed on in combat! 10 days, 10:49:20 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/17/18 18:13:52] Darwick [1317/1334] has come upon Hunger [259/964] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:53:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/18/18 12:33:47] kocka, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [1841/4256] have team battled DarwickAK, Hunger, and peta [964/3225] and won! 0 days, 19:40:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 20:37:26] Darwick sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darwick's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/18 11:48:13] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:35 towards level 143.
[03/19/18 16:21:44] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:13:52 is removed from their time toward level 143.
[03/19/18 16:44:46] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:19 towards level 143.
[03/19/18 23:24:44] [Sanyi], Sanyi, Darwick, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/18 02:05:46] pub [1020/1260] has come upon Darwick [635/1378] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 02:43:41 is removed from pub's clock.
[03/20/18 23:21:03] Darwick [218/1381] has come upon Qpe [821/1115] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 07:38:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/21/18 02:13:50] Darwick [981/1381] has come upon Qpe [841/1115] and rocked it! 27 days, 19:29:37 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/21/18 19:04:30] Darwick and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/18 03:13:52] Darwick [967/1381] has come upon GDI [25/1555] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 15:48:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/22/18 15:54:40] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 06:37:27 is removed from their time toward level 144.
[03/23/18 12:05:10] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 269. 0 days, 02:23:42 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 144.
[03/23/18 18:24:34] GDI [56/1555] has come upon Darwick [761/1381] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 05:40:23 is added to GDI's clock.
[03/23/18 19:13:53] Darwick [1201/1381] has come upon DarwickAK [286/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 02:00:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/24/18 11:34:20] Kiinga, Hunger, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/18 11:56:10] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 11:42:25 is removed from their time toward level 144.
[03/24/18 15:36:43] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 16:40:27 is removed from their time toward level 144.
[03/25/18 01:13:51] Darwick [841/1381] has come upon Kiinga [344/1323] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 04:00:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/25/18 07:13:52] [Sanyi] [1045/1527] has come upon Darwick [383/1381] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:06:00 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/25/18 14:25:27] GDI, Kiinga, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/18 17:13:49] Darwick [647/1381] has come upon GDI [398/1555] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 09:04:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/26/18 03:13:51] Qpe [557/1115] has come upon Darwick [596/1381] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 10:16:45 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/26/18 12:38:13] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 159 damage. 0 days, 02:23:13 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 144.
[03/27/18 11:35:50] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:13 towards level 144.
[03/28/18 12:20:19] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 62. 0 days, 02:23:22 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 144.
[03/29/18 05:23:14] peta [859/1018] has come upon Darwick [1046/1381] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 08:42:13 is added to peta's clock.
[03/30/18 03:22:19] Darwick [875/1381] has come upon Qpe [221/1115] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 11:52:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/31/18 18:13:52] peta [993/1018] has come upon Darwick [1352/1381] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 08:12:47 is added to peta's clock.
[03/31/18 23:37:02] Darwick [736/1381] has come upon [Sanyi] [1171/1527] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 08:51:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/02/18 05:06:25] Kiinga, Sanyi, Darwick, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/18 05:13:50] Qpe [723/1115] has come upon Darwick [1235/1381] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:57:11 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/02/18 05:42:47] Hunger, Qpe, and GDI [760/3634] have team battled pub, [Sanyi], and Darwick [3202/4162] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/18 10:13:53] Darwick [549/1381] has come upon peta [773/1018] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 16 days, 03:41:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/02/18 11:35:42] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 10:41:59 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/02/18 15:16:18] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 08:08:37 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/03/18 16:13:50] Darwick [374/1381] has come upon Kiinga [1294/1323] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 02:44:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/03/18 23:22:28] Darwick, peta, pub, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/18 11:17:47] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 8 damage. 0 days, 02:24:05 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 145.
[04/04/18 14:22:38] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:24:03 towards level 145.
[04/04/18 14:58:19] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 63 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:24:20 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 145.
[04/04/18 22:25:35] [Sanyi], Hunger, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/18 04:13:53] Darwick [127/1381] has come upon Qpe [405/1115] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 00:51:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/06/18 11:13:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 19:08:24 from level 145.
[04/06/18 14:13:50] Qpe [364/1115] has come upon Darwick [950/1381] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:21:14 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/06/18 14:40:22] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 43 with their belt. 0 days, 02:24:42 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 145.
[04/06/18 23:34:33] Darwick got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:29:55 from level 145.
[04/07/18 10:13:51] Darwick [1090/1381] has come upon luI [936/1136] and rocked it! 16 days, 02:34:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/07/18 14:31:22] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 15:25:54 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/07/18 15:13:53] Hunger [196/964] has come upon Darwick [1196/1381] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:21:33 is added to Hunger's clock.
[04/08/18 05:50:43] Hunger, Darwick, Qpe, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/18 10:32:52] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 16:28:18 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/10/18 01:00:56] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Darwick [1219/4155] have team battled luI, Sanyi, and peta [612/3571] and won! 2 days, 01:32:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 16:38:33] Sanyi stole Darwick's level 71 shield while they were sleeping! Sanyi leaves his old level 50 shield behind, which Darwick then takes.
[04/11/18 07:09:12] Darwick was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:23:35 from level 145.
[04/11/18 11:28:49] pub, Hunger, and kocka [1509/3619] have team battled peta, Darwick, and Qpe [2033/3501] and lost! 0 days, 06:52:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/18 04:11:16] GDI, Sanyi, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/18 10:05:48] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 03:26:03 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/12/18 13:46:19] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 68 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:24:10 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 145.
[04/13/18 06:09:10] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:35:19 towards level 145.
[04/13/18 16:34:31] pub, kocka, and luI [1688/3791] have team battled peta, GDI, and Darwick [1121/3936] and won! 0 days, 14:13:19 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 00:05:33] Darwick saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:41:36 from level 145.
[04/14/18 07:13:51] Darwick [1211/1358] has come upon Sanyi [569/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 22:16:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/14/18 17:13:53] luI [685/1136] has come upon Darwick [1007/1358] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:56:09 is added to luI's clock.
[04/14/18 22:13:52] Darwick [925/1358] has come upon peta [4/1023] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:46:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/14/18 22:59:31] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:55 towards level 145.
[04/14/18 23:26:39] Darwick [611/1358] has come upon kocka [1191/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:33:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/15/18 18:13:50] GDI [1207/1555] has come upon Darwick [860/1358] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 17:12:33 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/16/18 04:32:24] Darwick bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:53:43 from level 145.
[04/16/18 13:10:23] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:22:22 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/16/18 22:08:26] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:12:41 towards level 145.
[04/17/18 04:51:50] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:51 towards level 145.
[04/17/18 05:13:51] pub [572/1260] has come upon Darwick [35/1358] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 19:02:51 is removed from pub's clock.
[04/17/18 20:13:53] Darwick [955/1358] has come upon peta [818/1023] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 20:34:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/18/18 01:13:53] Sanyi [1166/1444] has come upon Darwick [695/1358] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 08:49:22 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/19/18 09:30:37] Kiinga, Darwick, and Hunger [3493/3652] have team battled pub, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [3955/4034] and lost! 1 day, 00:32:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/18 12:13:50] Kiinga [698/1323] has come upon Darwick [7/1358] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 10:38:54 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[04/19/18 17:13:52] Darwick [891/1358] has come upon kocka [1120/1395] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 02:31:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/20/18 03:13:51] DarwickAK [400/1253] has come upon Darwick [472/1358] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:46:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/20/18 08:53:47] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:01:30 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[04/20/18 18:13:52] Darwick [1104/1358] has come upon Sanyi [803/1444] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 23:32:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/21/18 00:32:48] GDI, Darwick, Qpe, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/18 09:13:53] Darwick [876/1358] has come upon Kiinga [805/1323] and rocked it! 0 days, 14:59:24 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/22/18 20:12:29] Darwick [828/1358] has come upon Hunger [76/971] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 07:59:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/23/18 12:07:19] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 29. 0 days, 02:25:06 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 146.
[04/24/18 07:13:49] Qpe [434/1117] has come upon Darwick [367/1358] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 09:44:38 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[04/24/18 22:13:50] Darwick [1113/1358] has come upon Kiinga [569/1323] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 15:49:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/25/18 07:20:40] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 11:49:21] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 03:05:38 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[04/27/18 05:13:51] kocka [74/1404] has come upon Darwick [275/1358] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 17:27:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/27/18 07:50:54] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 20:32:03 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[04/28/18 11:22:19] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 23:59:14 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[04/28/18 16:54:19] Sanyi [493/1444] has come upon Darwick [439/1358] and fucked they ass up! 49 days, 09:15:06 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/28/18 18:08:05] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:57:24 towards level 146.
[04/29/18 07:13:51] Darwick [248/1358] has come upon GDI [58/1555] and rocked it! 11 days, 23:54:20 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/30/18 11:04:19] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 16:32:50 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[05/01/18 02:07:27] Darwick [126/1358] has come upon pub [632/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:07:26 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/02/18 14:03:37] Darwick, DarwickAK, pub, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/18 14:04:36] gyilkos [360/1086] has come upon Darwick [195/1358] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 23:59:59 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/03/18 04:05:55] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 06:56:53] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 02:50:55 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[05/03/18 11:13:51] Darwick [1016/1358] has come upon gyilkos [910/1086] and rocked it! 3 days, 11:47:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/04/18 02:13:51] Darwick [1081/1358] has come upon Qpe [614/1122] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 01:27:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/04/18 02:57:29] kocka [113/1404] has come upon Darwick [735/1358] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 05:40:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/04/18 17:13:50] Darwick [828/1358] has come upon peta [117/1062] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:59:08 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/05/18 02:31:56] Hunger, Darwick, and luI [1884/3471] have team battled peta, gyilkos, and GDI [834/3703] and won! 0 days, 11:02:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 02:47:52] Darwick was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:45 from level 146.
[05/05/18 03:13:53] DarwickAK [410/1253] has come upon Darwick [978/1358] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:13:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/05/18 09:03:16] Sanyi, kocka, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/18 10:19:24] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:03:53 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[05/05/18 18:13:52] GDI [514/1555] has come upon Darwick [804/1358] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 21:34:11 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/06/18 04:13:50] Darwick [168/1358] has come upon Qpe [67/1124] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:18:35 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/06/18 04:28:06] Darwick [420/1358] has come upon [Sanyi] [898/1521] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/06/18 05:46:04] Darwick [570/1358] has come upon gyilkos [369/1086] and rocked it! 49 days, 00:36:42 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/06/18 05:46:04] In the fierce battle, gyilkos dropped his level 73 ring! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 67 ring to gyilkos.
[05/06/18 06:29:56] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 147 damage. 0 days, 02:26:44 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 147.
[05/07/18 08:32:34] Darwick and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/18 10:01:26] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 26 with their belt. 0 days, 02:26:46 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 147.
[05/08/18 04:09:07] Qpe stole Darwick's level 289 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 277 pair of boots behind, which Darwick then takes.
[05/08/18 06:13:52] DarwickAK [90/1253] has come upon Darwick [898/1351] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 19:45:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/18 14:15:09] DarwickAK [527/1253] has come upon Darwick [1213/1351] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 18:10:47 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/08/18 14:15:09] DarwickAK [485/1253] has come upon Darwick [54/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 09:30:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/09/18 09:43:28] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 23:05:05 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[05/09/18 13:15:09] Darwick, luI, pub, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/18 03:13:50] Darwick [1084/1351] has come upon IRPGbot [1033/1606] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 17:42:35 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/10/18 11:10:46] kocka, Darwick, peta, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/18 18:13:51] Darwick [1343/1351] has come upon Hunger [451/971] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 16:49:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/11/18 09:13:51] DarwickAK [723/1253] has come upon Darwick [1206/1351] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 08:45:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/12/18 21:19:32] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:58:20 towards level 147.
[05/12/18 22:43:26] Darwick [911/1351] has come upon Sanyi [1102/1444] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 07:12:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/13/18 04:26:38] Sanyi, kocka, and DarwickAK [3556/4101] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and pub [1214/4164] and won! 2 days, 01:08:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/18 05:17:01] gyilkos, Qpe, and peta [339/3276] have team battled Darwick, Ajvorl, and luI [3713/3908] and lost! 4 days, 03:27:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/18 01:38:45] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:06:22 towards level 147.
[05/14/18 20:01:27] kocka, Ajvorl, Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/18 03:13:51] Darwick [92/1351] has come upon Sanyi [560/1444] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 23:16:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/15/18 12:15:06] GDI, Darwick, peta, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/18 17:26:45] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:08 towards level 147.
[05/16/18 21:21:02] Darwick [640/1351] has come upon Ajvorl [750/1422] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 03:14:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/17/18 00:13:49] Darwick [542/1351] has come upon peta [961/1062] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 11:21:57 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/17/18 04:51:13] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 19:48:46 is removed from their time toward level 147.

[05/17/18 20:13:52] gyilkos [961/1087] has come upon Darwick [540/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 11:32:24 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/18/18 06:06:17] Hunger, Darwick, pub, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/18 20:41:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 1 day, 11:01:50 toward level 147.
[05/19/18 04:33:13] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 19. 0 days, 02:26:01 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 147.
[05/19/18 17:13:53] luI [581/1142] has come upon Darwick [82/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 03:00:11 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/19/18 22:01:38] Darwick got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:02:18 from level 147.
[05/20/18 13:47:13] Darwick was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:28:54 from level 147.
[05/20/18 16:24:48] DarwickAK [1077/1253] has come upon Darwick [351/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 55 days, 19:09:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/21/18 09:13:51] Darwick [29/1351] has come upon luI [212/1142] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 23:51:15 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/22/18 16:21:45] Hunger, Darwick, Qpe, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/18 03:57:14] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:44:07 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[05/23/18 11:13:53] luI [326/1135] has come upon Darwick [229/1351] and rocked it! 5 days, 10:24:48 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/23/18 18:35:24] Darwick sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darwick's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/25/18 09:23:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 1 day, 20:12:46 toward level 147.
[05/25/18 13:13:52] [Sanyi] [1054/1521] has come upon Darwick [1310/1400] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:59:00 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/25/18 23:13:52] peta [60/1062] has come upon Darwick [896/1400] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 07:13:17 is added to peta's clock.
[05/26/18 03:30:16] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 144. 0 days, 02:26:17 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 147.
[05/26/18 09:13:53] Darwick [1360/1400] has come upon Sanyi [579/1450] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:35:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/26/18 20:26:53] Darwick [1217/1400] has come upon IRPGbot [1365/1613] and realized it was a bad decision! 13 days, 17:14:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/27/18 03:21:15] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 73 days, 19:12:06 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[05/27/18 09:23:45] Joska, Kiinga, Darwick, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/18 15:13:52] 4R0N [347/1312] has come upon Darwick [375/1400] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 10:05:02 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[05/28/18 08:19:39] kocka, Darwick, DarwickAK, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/18 12:23:34] peta [205/1062] has come upon Darwick [75/1400] and rocked it! 25 days, 04:33:51 is removed from peta's clock.
[05/28/18 12:55:53] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:42:21 towards level 148.
[05/28/18 18:42:35] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/18 21:55:29] Darwick, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [2262/4378] have team battled Hunger, gyilkos, and luI [2470/3188] and lost! 1 day, 11:44:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/18 11:23:12] gyilkos, peta, and Qpe [3065/3273] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and Ajvorl [244/4296] and won! 7 days, 12:14:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 13:08:26] [Sanyi], Sanyi, Darwick, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/18 19:49:40] Joska [440/1511] has come upon Darwick [971/1400] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 06:43:27 is added to Joska's clock.
[05/30/18 00:38:04] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:39 towards level 148.
[05/30/18 02:01:38] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 02:54:11] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 02:06:46 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[05/30/18 08:13:50] Joska [47/1511] has come upon Darwick [977/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 01:41:30 is added to Joska's clock.
[05/30/18 13:13:52] Sanyi [134/1457] has come upon Darwick [1109/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:08:25 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/31/18 14:13:53] kocka [773/1402] has come upon Darwick [459/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 09:44:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/01/18 11:46:02] gyilkos [274/1066] has come upon Darwick [1243/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 19:47:20 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/01/18 23:34:50] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/18 00:10:53] Darwick [517/1404] has come upon gyilkos [774/1066] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 08:49:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/02/18 00:10:57] gyilkos [301/1066] has come upon Darwick [902/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 17:29:50 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/02/18 03:06:18] gyilkos [79/1066] has come upon Darwick [874/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 21:45:29 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/02/18 05:40:56] gyilkos stole Darwick's level 487 weapon while they were sleeping! gyilkos leaves his old level 205 weapon behind, which Darwick then takes.
[06/03/18 05:22:08] Joska, Darwick, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/18 05:22:08] luI [684/1135] has come upon Darwick [228/1094] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 16:30:30 is removed from luI's clock.
[06/03/18 13:00:14] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:52 towards level 148.
[06/04/18 05:49:41] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 65 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:27:08 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 148.
[06/04/18 06:45:55] Ajvorl, Darwick, and DarwickAK [1604/3786] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and Qpe [1092/4102] and won! 0 days, 03:48:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/18 03:58:49] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:03 towards level 148.
[06/05/18 14:13:51] peta [819/1062] has come upon Darwick [906/1094] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:51:26 is added to peta's clock.
[06/06/18 06:18:54] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/18 10:13:51] Qpe [855/1137] has come upon Darwick [393/1094] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:32:42 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[06/06/18 11:01:23] GDI, Ajvorl, Darwick, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/18 11:01:45] Darwick [729/1094] has come upon Ajvorl [1363/1439] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:32:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/07/18 11:13:53] kocka [1281/1402] has come upon Darwick [562/1094] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 22:41:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/08/18 06:09:12] Darwick was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:57:20 from level 148.
[06/09/18 01:24:10] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 19 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:27:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 148.
[06/09/18 11:22:13] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/18 01:15:11] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:05:38 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[06/10/18 04:55:46] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:05:24 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[06/10/18 14:34:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 19:55:42 toward level 148.
[06/12/18 01:32:01] Joska, [Sanyi], kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/18 05:39:43] Darwick [85/1094] has come upon Joska [1314/1511] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 06:06:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/12/18 07:02:25] Darwick lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 16 days, 10:30:35 from level 149.
[06/13/18 12:13:50] luI [464/1146] has come upon Darwick [537/1096] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 07:07:45 is added to luI's clock.
[06/13/18 23:21:01] Darwick [828/1096] has come upon kocka [137/1402] and straight stomped them in combat! 60 days, 21:45:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/14/18 13:13:53] pub [447/1301] has come upon Darwick [1060/1096] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 20:04:10 is added to pub's clock.
[06/15/18 08:03:10] Joska, Hunger, Darwick, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/18 17:02:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 20 days, 22:42:42 toward level 149.
[06/16/18 04:01:40] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 83. 0 days, 02:28:20 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 149.
[06/17/18 00:50:49] gyilkos, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [2431/3979] have team battled kocka, peta, and Hunger [3/3451] and won! 0 days, 08:48:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/18 00:03:12] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 1 damage. 0 days, 02:28:11 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 149.
[06/18/18 05:38:14] Darwick was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:11:49 from level 149.
[06/18/18 23:08:47] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:12:54 towards level 149.
[06/19/18 02:22:09] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:53:08 towards level 149.
[06/19/18 20:44:17] Hunger, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [2475/3833] have team battled peta, Darwick, and luI [2009/3418] and won! 0 days, 01:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 00:28:30] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and luI [3027/3838] have team battled Darwick, Qpe, and Sanyi [2327/3663] and won! 6 days, 07:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 05:13:50] Darwick [16/1096] has come upon Ajvorl [712/1447] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 07:00:50 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/22/18 03:07:44] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 09:36:26 is removed from their time toward level 149.
[06/24/18 05:48:46] Joska, GDI, Darwick, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/18 13:13:50] Darwick [668/1096] has come upon Sanyi [623/1422] and rocked it! 14 days, 10:50:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/24/18 13:13:50] Darwick has dealt Sanyi a Critical Strike! 8 days, 23:21:43 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[06/25/18 08:14:54] Darwick [161/1096] has come upon Kiinga [1050/1323] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 01:09:55 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/25/18 19:13:51] Darwick [27/1096] has come upon [Sanyi] [849/1417] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 18:07:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/25/18 22:13:49] Darwick lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:38:36 from level 149.
[06/26/18 00:13:53] Kiinga [211/1323] has come upon Darwick [428/1096] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 24 days, 13:47:58 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[06/26/18 15:13:51] Hunger [657/987] has come upon Darwick [878/1096] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 01:38:23 is added to Hunger's clock.
[06/27/18 01:13:51] Hunger [101/987] has come upon Darwick [757/1096] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 21:14:39 is added to Hunger's clock.
[06/27/18 02:22:54] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 63 damage. 0 days, 02:28:43 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 149.
[06/27/18 21:13:53] Darwick [287/1096] has come upon [Sanyi] [94/1417] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 19:40:35 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/27/18 21:13:53] In the fierce battle, [Sanyi] dropped his level 63 set of leggings! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 45 set of leggings to [Sanyi].
[06/28/18 02:13:58] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 8 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:28:27 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 149.
[06/28/18 03:28:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 5 days, 15:08:57 toward level 149.
[06/29/18 05:43:23] Sanyi, Darwick, Qpe, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/18 01:33:07] [Sanyi], GDI, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/18 06:49:29] Kiinga, Darwick, Qpe, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/18 07:46:37] Darwick saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:52:40 from level 149.
[07/02/18 16:13:51] Darwick [444/1116] has come upon kocka [1322/1410] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:08:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/03/18 17:13:53] Darwick [228/1116] has come upon luI [695/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:30:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/03/18 22:13:53] gyilkos [873/1320] has come upon Darwick [884/1116] and realized it was a bad decision! 34 days, 18:50:38 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/04/18 01:20:07] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 21. 0 days, 02:28:36 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 149.
[07/04/18 18:13:51] [Sanyi] [1035/1398] has come upon Darwick [924/1116] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 22:16:12 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/04/18 22:44:57] [Sanyi], GDI, Kiinga, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/18 21:21:42] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 48 damage. 0 days, 02:28:45 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 149.
[07/06/18 01:02:14] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 71 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:28:26 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 149.
[07/06/18 01:54:11] Joska, kocka, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/18 17:53:46] Darwick got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:40:41 from level 149.
[07/07/18 07:11:32] [Sanyi], GDI, Darwick, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/18 07:13:50] Darwick [787/1116] has come upon gyilkos [325/1320] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:51:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/08/18 21:59:56] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 23:49:00] Darwick [1064/1131] has come upon IRPGbot [861/1609] and rocked it! 27 days, 20:04:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/09/18 13:36:44] Darwick [880/1131] has come upon GDI [1319/1532] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 06:17:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/10/18 09:13:53] Darwick [893/1131] has come upon Sanyi [143/1416] and straight stomped them in combat! 49 days, 06:57:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/10/18 09:40:23] kocka [1239/1410] has come upon Darwick [1023/1131] and fucked they ass up! 48 days, 12:53:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/10/18 10:49:18] luI stole Darwick's level 63 set of leggings while they were sleeping! luI leaves his old level 56 set of leggings behind, which Darwick then takes.
[07/10/18 15:20:36] Joska, Darwick, peta, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/18 05:16:50] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/18 09:18:29] Darwick met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:37:13 from level 150.
[07/11/18 09:29:48] Hunger, Darwick, pub, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/18 00:22:17] Hunger, luI, and Joska [2734/3739] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and gyilkos [1465/3976] and won! 1 day, 08:46:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/18 05:12:30] GDI, Hunger, Darwick, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/18 07:32:18] luI [37/1266] has come upon Darwick [855/1124] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 08:44:49 is added to luI's clock.
[07/14/18 15:22:41] kocka, Darwick, and peta [2751/3596] have team battled Qpe, gyilkos, and Sanyi [1645/3887] and won! 1 day, 22:52:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/18 23:13:53] Darwick [1061/1124] has come upon GDI [1214/1532] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 17:25:57 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/15/18 03:31:46] Darwick got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:48:36 from level 150.
[07/15/18 07:07:51] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/18 19:13:53] Darwick [1097/1124] has come upon GDI [756/1532] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 10:33:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/15/18 21:07:54] [Sanyi], GDI, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/18 21:09:23] DarwickAK [833/1259] has come upon Darwick [491/1124] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 00:40:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[07/15/18 23:32:21] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 41 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:29:02 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 150.
[07/16/18 23:23:23] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 25 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:29:25 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 150.
[07/17/18 05:36:50] [Sanyi] [290/1415] has come upon Darwick [107/1124] and gave em what was coming! 51 days, 11:56:08 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/17/18 06:13:53] Sanyi [943/1416] has come upon Darwick [692/1124] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 18:16:01 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/17/18 11:13:51] Hunger [705/1017] has come upon Darwick [116/1124] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 18:07:39 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[07/18/18 02:13:52] DarwickAK [847/1259] has come upon Darwick [888/1124] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 12:21:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/18/18 07:13:53] Darwick [26/1124] has come upon Hunger [906/1017] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:18:30 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/18/18 12:13:52] Darwick [689/1124] has come upon [Sanyi] [363/1415] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 08:22:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/18/18 23:31:56] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:44 towards level 150.

[07/19/18 23:57:26] luI [345/1270] has come upon Darwick [589/1124] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 15 days, 18:55:00 is added to luI's clock.
[07/20/18 06:03:24] peta, Darwick, and gyilkos [1254/3506] have team battled luI, Qpe, and Hunger [3166/3438] and lost! 1 day, 16:18:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/18 03:08:08] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:36 towards level 150.
[07/21/18 04:06:18] Qpe [1026/1151] has come upon Darwick [1058/1124] and realized it was a bad decision! 13 days, 06:52:14 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/21/18 09:06:19] Darwick [774/1124] has come upon gyilkos [210/1314] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 23:25:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/21/18 10:37:29] Hunger, Darwick, luI, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/18 20:03:30] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/18 05:47:46] luI [786/1270] has come upon Darwick [906/1124] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 20:34:33 is added to luI's clock.
[07/22/18 15:06:19] Darwick [607/1124] has come upon peta [1061/1062] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:38:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/22/18 20:06:16] Kiinga [935/1346] has come upon Darwick [721/1124] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 01:47:26 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[07/23/18 16:06:19] Darwick [487/1124] has come upon [Sanyi] [690/1415] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:00:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/24/18 17:06:17] peta [282/1062] has come upon Darwick [1032/1124] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 22:46:03 is added to peta's clock.
[07/25/18 14:16:05] Darwick [888/1124] has come upon Sanyi [933/1416] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 29 days, 10:31:01 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/25/18 21:32:10] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 03:49:01 is removed from their time toward level 151.
[07/26/18 04:06:17] Darwick [216/1124] has come upon Sanyi [616/1416] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 08:46:42 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/26/18 12:38:41] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 23 days, 00:39:22 from level 151.
[07/26/18 17:42:38] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 17:39:10 is removed from their time toward level 151.
[07/26/18 21:37:27] Qpe, Darwick, and Joska [1806/3768] have team battled [Sanyi], luI, and gyilkos [947/3999] and won! 4 days, 19:41:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/18 05:51:57] Kiinga, Joska, and Darwick [2129/3963] have team battled Hunger, Qpe, and kocka [1200/3578] and won! 0 days, 13:17:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 07:06:19] Darwick [602/1124] has come upon gyilkos [299/1314] and straight stomped them in combat! 73 days, 12:50:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/29/18 07:07:58] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 18:32:50 towards level 151.
[07/29/18 12:06:17] Darwick [826/1124] has come upon kocka [1365/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 05:53:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/29/18 17:06:16] Darwick [573/1124] has come upon luI [529/1270] and gave em what was coming! 28 days, 13:15:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/30/18 09:02:52] Hunger [648/1017] has come upon Darwick [932/1124] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 02:04:07 is added to Hunger's clock.
[07/31/18 22:50:13] Qpe [319/1157] has come upon Darwick [700/1124] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 18:49:27 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/31/18 23:08:09] Darwick walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:19:16 from level 151.
[08/01/18 08:23:06] Qpe [1139/1157] has come upon Darwick [698/1124] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 01:15:43 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[08/01/18 09:42:01] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:40:31 towards level 151.
[08/01/18 10:20:29] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 12:33:13 towards level 151.
[08/03/18 14:14:24] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:34:02 towards level 151.
[08/03/18 20:21:45] Hunger [1005/1017] has come upon Darwick [15/1124] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:21:04 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[08/04/18 03:06:19] Joska [245/1493] has come upon Darwick [54/1124] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 12:13:30 is removed from Joska's clock.
[08/04/18 03:52:19] GDI, DarwickAK, and kocka [1597/4195] have team battled Joska, Darwick, and luI [2870/3887] and lost! 0 days, 15:02:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/18 04:17:01] [Sanyi], Darwick, and gyilkos [1993/3853] have team battled Joska, Kiinga, and kocka [476/4266] and won! 3 days, 11:27:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/18 19:23:37] Darwick, kocka, and [Sanyi] [220/3943] have team battled Kiinga, luI, and peta [3656/3701] and lost! 0 days, 15:04:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/18 22:27:37] Darwick, Qpe, Kiinga, and Hunger have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/18 19:55:02] GDI, DarwickAK, Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/18 23:13:13] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:14:45 towards level 151.
[08/09/18 11:46:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 3 days, 17:40:18 toward level 151.
[08/09/18 13:06:18] Darwick [1013/1124] has come upon Joska [231/1481] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 17:59:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/09/18 18:06:19] GDI [674/1532] has come upon Darwick [1036/1124] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:16:31 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/10/18 09:06:16] GDI [691/1532] has come upon Darwick [1116/1124] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:18:35 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/11/18 10:06:19] Darwick [753/1131] has come upon Kiinga [549/1369] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 04:24:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/11/18 13:56:54] Hunger [646/1017] has come upon Darwick [933/1131] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 12:13:59 is added to Hunger's clock.
[08/11/18 15:06:18] Darwick [70/1131] has come upon GDI [263/1532] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 20:18:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/11/18 19:11:01] Joska, Darwick, Kiinga, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/18 06:06:18] peta [448/1062] has come upon Darwick [752/1131] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 23:56:51 is added to peta's clock.
[08/12/18 16:06:18] Darwick [988/1131] has come upon DarwickAK [124/1254] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 04:21:32 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/12/18 21:03:16] Darwick, Kiinga, and Hunger [1099/3517] have team battled Qpe, GDI, and peta [3039/3750] and lost! 1 day, 09:11:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/18 21:06:15] Joska [132/1481] has come upon Darwick [426/1131] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 19:44:20 is added to Joska's clock.
[08/13/18 21:06:53] GDI, gyilkos, Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/18 14:17:35] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:45 towards level 151.
[08/15/18 04:06:16] Darwick [47/1131] has come upon kocka [1097/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:14:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/15/18 16:22:19] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, peta, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/18 18:23:13] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 154 damage. 0 days, 02:30:53 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 151.
[08/16/18 05:35:36] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Joska [707/4150] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and luI [1325/3721] and lost! 0 days, 06:43:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/18 12:03:11] Joska, peta, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/18 17:58:56] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/18 18:14:11] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:01:39 is removed from their time toward level 151.
[08/17/18 06:06:17] Darwick [417/1131] has come upon gyilkos [211/1320] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 07:33:37 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/17/18 06:20:15] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/18 09:49:12] GDI, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/18 15:38:59] Darwick [731/1131] has come upon Hunger [777/1017] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 12:43:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/18/18 07:01:42] [Sanyi] [740/1415] has come upon Darwick [139/1131] and straight stomped them in combat! 51 days, 20:48:55 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/18/18 07:06:19] Darwick [544/1131] has come upon Qpe [997/1150] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 17:28:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/18/18 17:06:18] Darwick [264/1131] has come upon Qpe [51/1150] and fucked they ass up! 36 days, 14:52:20 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/18/18 18:13:31] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 03:33:45 towards level 152.
[08/19/18 17:47:15] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 26 days, 02:30:54 is removed from their time toward level 152.
[08/19/18 18:06:16] Darwick [972/1131] has come upon [Sanyi] [355/1415] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 07:55:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/20/18 09:02:30] luI, [Sanyi], and Joska [3085/4166] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and Darwick [244/3844] and won! 2 days, 17:26:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/18 19:06:17] Darwick [720/1131] has come upon Qpe [1025/1150] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 07:09:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/21/18 01:59:51] Qpe [322/1150] has come upon Darwick [668/1131] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:55:39 is added to Qpe's clock.
[08/21/18 10:06:17] Darwick [283/1131] has come upon GDI [913/1532] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 04:09:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/21/18 14:29:00] [Sanyi], Darwick, Qpe, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/18 17:29:13] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 07:06:13 is removed from their time toward level 152.
[08/21/18 23:32:36] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:13:58 towards level 152.
[08/22/18 09:06:24] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/18 13:39:44] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 19:11:13 is removed from their time toward level 152.
[08/23/18 05:44:44] Darwick [467/1131] has come upon [Sanyi] [1100/1349] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 10:35:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/23/18 17:11:12] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 18:11:20 is removed from their time toward level 152.
[08/23/18 23:18:44] [Sanyi], peta, Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/18 14:37:55] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/18 09:06:17] Darwick [712/1131] has come upon DarwickAK [785/1256] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 02:19:57 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/25/18 11:35:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 10 days, 02:42:55 toward level 152.
[08/25/18 21:04:43] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/18 23:59:17] gyilkos, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/18 00:01:23] Hunger [700/1038] has come upon Darwick [689/1131] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 02:18:25 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[08/26/18 10:06:17] luI [516/1270] has come upon Darwick [42/1131] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:53:45 is removed from luI's clock.
[08/26/18 10:06:17] luI has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:43:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/26/18 12:29:59] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:28 towards level 152.
[08/26/18 23:49:29] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/18 16:35:12] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:49:21 is removed from their time toward level 152.
[08/28/18 16:26:12] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:57:53 is removed from their time toward level 152.
[08/28/18 16:59:30] Darwick left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Darwick's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/28/18 22:06:17] Hunger [293/1038] has come upon Darwick [662/1109] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:27:18 is added to Hunger's clock.
[08/29/18 03:06:18] kocka [1177/1405] has come upon Darwick [770/1109] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 23:46:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/29/18 08:06:18] peta [750/1083] has come upon Darwick [540/1109] and gave em what was coming! 23 days, 19:36:25 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/29/18 12:36:41] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:23:58 is removed from their time toward level 152.
[08/29/18 12:36:41] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 31 with their belt. 0 days, 02:31:09 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 152.
[08/29/18 14:25:43] GDI, Darwick, Qpe, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/18 23:06:17] [Sanyi] [281/1349] has come upon Darwick [566/1109] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 20:07:23 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/30/18 04:06:19] Sanyi [197/1416] has come upon Darwick [163/1109] and rocked it! 9 days, 20:27:03 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/30/18 04:54:06] Darwick [998/1109] has come upon Qpe [497/1234] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 20:35:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/30/18 05:41:03] Qpe, GDI, and peta [195/3849] have team battled gyilkos, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [2669/3778] and lost! 2 days, 09:38:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/18 15:50:04] kocka, gyilkos, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/18 16:08:16] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 65. 0 days, 02:32:13 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 153.
[08/31/18 12:18:49] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 38 days, 06:00:56 is removed from their time toward level 153.
[08/31/18 15:06:17] kocka [1142/1405] has come upon Darwick [1063/1109] and rocked it! 1 day, 16:46:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/31/18 22:47:54] Darwick [428/1109] has come upon DarwickAK [611/1256] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 08:06:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/01/18 16:06:17] Qpe [706/1234] has come upon Darwick [134/1109] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 12:21:25 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[09/01/18 23:44:17] Joska, peta, Darwick, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/18 02:06:19] DarwickAK [269/1256] has come upon Darwick [791/1109] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 19:26:26 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/02/18 04:52:38] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/18 07:06:20] gyilkos [635/1320] has come upon Darwick [265/1109] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 10:04:30 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/02/18 15:41:20] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 19:23:04 is removed from their time toward level 153.
[09/03/18 16:52:40] peta, luI, and gyilkos [2503/3673] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [2717/3990] and lost! 1 day, 08:21:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/18 01:21:04] GDI, Qpe, and Darwick [2294/3875] have team battled [Sanyi], Joska, and DarwickAK [3643/4096] and lost! 0 days, 16:21:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/18 06:07:06] Darwick spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Darwick's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/18 09:06:15] DarwickAK [710/1256] has come upon Darwick [10/1100] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 11:02:16 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/04/18 10:04:28] Darwick fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:08:37 from level 153.
[09/04/18 19:50:58] GDI, Darwick, Qpe, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/18 00:06:18] GDI [326/1532] has come upon Darwick [201/1100] and rocked it! 6 days, 07:03:38 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/05/18 07:31:12] gyilkos [736/1320] has come upon Darwick [53/1100] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 10:40:09 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/05/18 10:06:16] Darwick [707/1100] has come upon Sanyi [208/1416] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 17:49:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/05/18 13:04:25] Darwick was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:46:11 from level 153.
[09/05/18 17:25:58] Darwick [303/1100] has come upon [Sanyi] [1245/1349] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 23:34:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/05/18 20:45:33] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI [1524/3875] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and kocka [1849/3832] and lost! 3 days, 02:34:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/18 16:06:15] Darwick [764/1100] has come upon [Sanyi] [474/1349] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 03:47:22 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/06/18 16:06:15] Darwick has dealt [Sanyi] a Critical Strike! 7 days, 07:13:54 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/07/18 02:06:16] [Sanyi] [530/1349] has come upon Darwick [476/1100] and fucked they ass up! 20 days, 06:19:23 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/07/18 11:15:50] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 22. 0 days, 02:32:52 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 153.
[09/08/18 11:06:49] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 172. 0 days, 02:32:32 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 153.
[09/08/18 13:03:19] Joska, GDI, Darwick, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/18 16:40:55] Darwick [1091/1100] has come upon [Sanyi] [1007/1349] and rocked it! 4 days, 13:46:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/08/18 18:02:27] Darwick was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:50:35 from level 153.
[09/08/18 18:06:15] Darwick [187/1100] has come upon DarwickAK [549/1256] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:04:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/09/18 05:28:58] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/18 07:06:01] gyilkos, DarwickAK, peta, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/18 09:30:34] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:38 towards level 153.
[09/10/18 02:14:10] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Darwick, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/18 12:10:45] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:58 towards level 153.
[09/10/18 22:57:21] Kiinga [831/1369] has come upon Darwick [912/1100] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 13 days, 15:59:14 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/11/18 06:58:31] [Sanyi], kocka, and DarwickAK [52/4017] have team battled peta, Darwick, and Hunger [477/3444] and lost! 0 days, 23:42:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/18 14:20:25] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 254 damage. 0 days, 02:32:38 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 153.
[09/12/18 02:06:16] DarwickAK [1238/1256] has come upon Darwick [929/1100] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:06:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/12/18 04:54:35] Joska, kocka, [Sanyi], and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/18 11:09:49] Darwick [877/1100] has come upon peta [1272/1305] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 18:32:45 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/13/18 13:06:17] peta [339/1305] has come upon Darwick [624/1100] and got flexed on in combat! 16 days, 19:56:24 is added to peta's clock.
[09/13/18 14:38:15] Qpe [817/1235] has come upon Darwick [392/1100] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 02:04:57 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[09/13/18 22:38:10] DarwickAK [31/1256] has come upon Darwick [343/1100] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 01:38:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/13/18 23:06:17] Darwick [877/1100] has come upon gyilkos [1260/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 01:27:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/15/18 10:06:18] Darwick [253/1100] has come upon Joska [81/1413] and rocked it! 73 days, 11:04:24 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/15/18 15:06:16] Darwick [597/1100] has come upon gyilkos [772/1395] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 28 days, 16:27:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/16/18 01:31:55] Kiinga [161/1369] has come upon Darwick [440/1100] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 04:46:54 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/16/18 09:54:54] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 79 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:33:38 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 154.
[09/17/18 05:40:40] Joska, GDI, Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/18 02:40:00] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, peta, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/18 08:06:18] Darwick [676/1100] has come upon DarwickAK [276/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 22:33:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/18/18 08:30:52] Joska, Sanyi, and Darwick [2164/3958] have team battled kocka, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [1584/4130] and won! 0 days, 13:59:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 18:06:16] Darwick [804/1100] has come upon DarwickAK [996/1262] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 10:03:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/18/18 23:06:16] Darwick [314/1100] has come upon GDI [592/1532] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 18:33:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/21/18 10:18:34] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:21:40 towards level 154.
[09/21/18 16:04:37] Darwick [591/1100] has come upon [Sanyi] [301/1349] and fucked they ass up! 26 days, 11:21:01 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/23/18 13:24:58] Darwick [44/1100] has come upon GDI [911/1532] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 16:10:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/23/18 21:07:47] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:05:29 towards level 154.
[09/24/18 10:55:17] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:09:16 towards level 154.
[09/24/18 11:06:09] Darwick [784/1100] has come upon kocka [781/1398] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 23:20:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/24/18 13:20:36] [Sanyi], Hunger, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/18 20:04:36] Darwick [384/1100] has come upon kocka [1124/1398] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 10:56:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/26/18 18:21:40] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 12:38:34 is removed from their time toward level 154.
[09/27/18 12:33:44] [Sanyi], peta, Darwick, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/18 08:04:36] DarwickAK [684/1262] has come upon Darwick [675/1100] and gave em what was coming! 54 days, 20:20:31 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/28/18 17:59:07] kocka [402/1408] has come upon Darwick [519/1100] and got flexed on in combat! 28 days, 09:19:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/29/18 04:04:36] Darwick [380/1100] has come upon peta [768/1305] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:13:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/30/18 00:03:00] peta, Hunger, and [Sanyi] [335/3711] have team battled Qpe, luI, and Darwick [780/3605] and lost! 0 days, 07:40:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/18 06:34:17] DarwickAK, kocka, and peta [3564/3975] have team battled Darwick, Hunger, and luI [2890/3427] and won! 5 days, 05:11:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/18 13:32:08] Qpe [851/1235] has come upon Darwick [167/1100] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 16:43:57 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/02/18 04:32:09] Darwick [253/1100] has come upon GDI [979/1532] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:51:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/02/18 06:04:47] Darwick and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/18 13:47:17] Darwick, gyilkos, Hunger, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/18 14:32:10] luI [248/1270] has come upon Darwick [389/1100] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 20:30:41 is added to luI's clock.
[10/03/18 16:26:34] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:26:04 is removed from their time toward level 154.
[10/04/18 02:25:05] gyilkos [1317/1407] has come upon Darwick [252/1100] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 14:32:37 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[10/04/18 10:03:46] Darwick got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:16:57 from level 154.
[10/04/18 16:09:52] GDI [191/1525] has come upon Darwick [727/1100] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 03:04:32 is added to GDI's clock.
[10/04/18 19:58:05] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 17:16:00 is removed from their time toward level 154.
[10/05/18 09:05:28] Hunger, Joska, and [Sanyi] [614/3819] have team battled GDI, peta, and Darwick [2628/3930] and lost! 1 day, 13:27:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/18 13:47:04] Joska [1292/1413] has come upon Darwick [706/1100] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 03:08:27 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/05/18 14:48:01] Joska [1389/1413] has come upon Darwick [81/1100] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:12:04 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/05/18 16:33:37] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:38 towards level 154.
[10/06/18 03:54:59] Darwick, Hunger, [Sanyi], and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/18 05:06:49] kocka, Darwick, and wabbit_ [1154/3614] have team battled Qpe, Hunger, and [Sanyi] [2666/3648] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/18 09:54:30] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka [2671/4077] have team battled GDI, Joska, and Darwick [1565/4038] and won! 0 days, 07:16:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/18 13:32:11] GDI [52/1525] has come upon Darwick [301/1100] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 12:06:40 is added to GDI's clock.
[10/06/18 19:40:11] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:07:47 is removed from their time toward level 154.
[10/07/18 09:29:43] Darwick [729/1100] has come upon gyilkos [105/1405] and straight stomped them in combat! 54 days, 18:56:21 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/07/18 19:31:14] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 20 with their belt. 0 days, 02:34:59 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 155.
[10/07/18 19:32:12] Darwick [87/1100] has come upon GDI [1111/1524] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 16:58:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/08/18 06:43:46] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/18 15:41:41] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 24. 0 days, 02:34:15 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 155.
[10/08/18 19:22:10] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 58 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:34:15 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 155.
[10/09/18 00:08:57] Darwick, Qpe, [Sanyi], and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/18 12:32:08] Darwick [224/1100] has come upon Kiinga [618/1369] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 13:16:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/10/18 15:33:19] Darwick saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:19:05 from level 155.
[10/11/18 08:58:23] Darwick reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darwick's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/18 07:30:57] kocka [598/1410] has come upon Darwick [233/1105] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:29:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/12/18 07:52:39] Darwick, Hunger, [Sanyi], and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/18 08:00:58] Kiinga [343/1369] has come upon Darwick [169/1105] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 04:25:47 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[10/12/18 15:05:41] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 12. 0 days, 02:34:54 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 155.
[10/12/18 19:32:10] Darwick [462/1105] has come upon DarwickAK [460/1273] and gave em what was coming! 24 days, 23:56:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/13/18 02:49:42] Darwick, Kiinga, gyilkos, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/18 02:49:46] gyilkos [1064/1405] has come upon Darwick [692/1105] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:20:01 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[10/13/18 06:15:09] gyilkos [477/1405] has come upon Darwick [687/1105] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:49:40 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/13/18 10:32:08] Qpe [824/1245] has come upon Darwick [291/1105] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:37:01 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/13/18 18:37:08] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 56 with their belt. 0 days, 02:34:41 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 155.
[10/14/18 10:37:57] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:57:21 towards level 155.
[10/14/18 14:34:10] gyilkos [542/1405] has come upon Darwick [779/1105] and realized it was a bad decision! 32 days, 03:50:26 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/14/18 18:48:34] Sanyi [376/1446] has come upon Darwick [1061/1105] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 10:54:46 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/15/18 07:32:10] gyilkos [690/1405] has come upon Darwick [763/1105] and realized it was a bad decision! 30 days, 18:04:50 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/15/18 12:32:09] Kiinga [398/1357] has come upon Darwick [1017/1105] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:11:29 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[10/15/18 17:32:11] Darwick [104/1105] has come upon wabbit_ [493/1104] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 07:07:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/16/18 08:32:09] Darwick [97/1105] has come upon Kiinga [32/1357] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 07:10:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/16/18 08:32:09] In the fierce battle, Kiinga dropped his level 68 pair of gloves! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 60 pair of gloves to Kiinga.
[10/16/18 14:54:51] gyilkos [739/1405] has come upon Darwick [748/1114] and got flexed on in combat! 17 days, 22:12:11 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/18/18 10:32:10] Darwick [368/1114] has come upon [Sanyi] [600/1349] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 21:49:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/18/18 17:20:03] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 13:42:23] kocka [491/1401] has come upon Darwick [518/1114] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 09:49:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/19/18 20:59:35] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/18 01:00:02] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:57:56 towards level 155.
[10/20/18 18:23:04] Darwick, Kiinga, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/18 18:59:39] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/18 22:32:11] kocka [946/1401] has come upon Darwick [497/1114] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 16:24:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/21/18 03:32:11] Kiinga [271/1358] has come upon Darwick [138/1114] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 05:03:07 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[10/21/18 05:21:14] cateye, Kiinga, and DarwickAK [2235/2754] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and wabbit_ [1889/3628] and won! 0 days, 00:16:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/18 13:32:10] kocka [1128/1401] has come upon Darwick [411/1114] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 18:37:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/22/18 08:04:00] Darwick [76/1114] has come upon gyilkos [244/1405] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 18:48:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/22/18 09:32:09] gyilkos [419/1405] has come upon Darwick [726/1114] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:45:00 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/23/18 00:32:09] [Sanyi] [522/1349] has come upon Darwick [519/1114] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 17:47:49 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/23/18 10:32:09] Darwick [672/1114] has come upon Kiinga [1104/1358] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 13:55:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/23/18 10:49:24] Darwick, kocka, and [Sanyi] [1266/3864] have team battled Joska, Sanyi, and peta [272/4196] and won! 1 day, 03:19:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 11:20:13] Sanyi, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/18 13:27:01] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:18:43 is removed from their time toward level 155.
[10/24/18 08:12:41] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:49 towards level 155.
[10/25/18 07:32:09] Darwick [1083/1114] has come upon Qpe [735/1245] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:54:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/25/18 08:50:13] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:50 towards level 155.
[10/25/18 13:07:00] Joska, Kiinga, and kocka [2074/4192] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and peta [1887/3962] and won! 0 days, 03:09:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/18 13:09:00] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:02:28 is removed from their time toward level 155.
[10/25/18 13:09:00] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 48. 0 days, 02:34:23 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 155.
[10/26/18 03:32:12] [Sanyi] [658/1349] has come upon Darwick [784/1114] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:19:16 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/26/18 08:52:27] Darwick was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:19:49 from level 155.
[10/27/18 03:17:12] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:45 towards level 155.
[10/27/18 09:50:29] Darwick burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Darwick's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/27/18 15:37:06] wabbit_, peta, and Sanyi [3684/3872] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and Hunger [818/3513] and won! 0 days, 02:55:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/18 21:20:42] Darwick, peta, and [Sanyi] [1174/3773] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and cateye [2711/3140] and lost! 0 days, 13:32:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/18 00:32:12] peta [750/1317] has come upon Darwick [66/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:40:50 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/29/18 10:35:13] Sanyi, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/18 11:33:00] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 66. 0 days, 02:34:19 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 155.
[10/29/18 20:18:41] Joska, Darwick, and cateye [2065/2967] have team battled peta, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [1017/3995] and won! 0 days, 04:01:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/18 20:32:10] Joska [585/1433] has come upon Darwick [540/1107] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 06:01:14 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/30/18 06:11:35] Joska [296/1433] has come upon Darwick [265/1107] and gave em what was coming! 52 days, 03:05:56 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/30/18 09:45:15] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 00:38:24] Darwick [552/1107] has come upon Sanyi [116/1446] and straight stomped them in combat! 56 days, 14:54:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/31/18 00:52:28] Sanyi, DarwickAK, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/18 07:45:43] kocka, Joska, and Darwick [2675/3941] have team battled GDI, luI, and [Sanyi] [732/4204] and won! 10 days, 05:18:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 17:32:12] luI [474/1270] has come upon Darwick [309/1107] and gave em what was coming! 34 days, 14:19:23 is removed from luI's clock.
[10/31/18 17:45:13] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Qpe [2439/3956] have team battled Hunger, kocka, and Darwick [3288/3565] and lost! 3 days, 23:32:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/18 03:51:29] peta, Hunger, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/01/18 05:11:10] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:11:29 towards level 156.
[11/01/18 11:05:57] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 21:14:22 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[11/01/18 18:32:09] Darwick [807/1107] has come upon peta [531/1317] and rocked it! 11 days, 17:11:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/01/18 22:33:36] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/18 05:57:11] DarwickAK, peta, [Sanyi], and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/18 18:56:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 15:32:07 from level 156.
[11/03/18 00:32:12] Qpe [1064/1237] has come upon Darwick [255/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 01:16:41 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[11/03/18 10:32:11] Darwick [958/1107] has come upon DarwickAK [328/1273] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 13:50:42 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/03/18 15:32:09] wabbit_ [1078/1109] has come upon Darwick [712/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:49:07 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[11/03/18 18:26:38] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/18 20:00:00] Darwick [19/1107] has come upon cateye [40/434] in a drunken stoopor and had their ass knocked out in a slapfight! 0 days, 20:46:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/03/18 20:24:30] Darwick [772/1107] has come upon [Sanyi] [78/1349] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 00:31:20 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/04/18 06:32:12] Darwick [383/1107] has come upon luI [276/1270] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 18:53:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/04/18 14:19:42] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 7. 0 days, 02:35:11 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 156.
[11/04/18 18:08:33] Darwick got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:43:47 from level 156.
[11/05/18 02:47:13] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/18 11:57:04] Darwick [595/1107] has come upon Joska [887/1433] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 14:04:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/06/18 04:56:21] Joska, peta, luI, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/06/18 14:01:42] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 25 damage. 0 days, 02:35:48 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 156.
[11/06/18 18:32:12] Darwick [180/1107] has come upon Joska [701/1433] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:34:01 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/07/18 19:32:09] kocka [548/1401] has come upon Darwick [128/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 06:28:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/07/18 21:58:41] Darwick [42/1107] has come upon Sanyi [1315/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:26:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/07/18 22:36:06] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:13 towards level 156.
[11/08/18 02:09:51] Darwick [823/1107] has come upon cateye [72/516] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:08:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/08/18 10:32:13] gyilkos [812/1425] has come upon Darwick [188/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:55:01 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/09/18 09:54:10] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:41:57 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[11/10/18 09:45:06] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 19. 0 days, 02:35:45 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 156.
[11/10/18 10:53:34] Darwick burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Darwick's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/18 01:18:46] DarwickAK, kocka, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/18 10:00:58] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:00 towards level 156.
[11/13/18 02:49:02] GDI, Qpe, Hunger, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/18 10:32:09] Darwick [291/1102] has come upon peta [954/1317] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:30:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/14/18 11:32:09] Darwick [233/1102] has come upon peta [713/1317] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:48:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/14/18 16:32:09] Hunger [811/1057] has come upon Darwick [865/1102] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 05:26:52 is added to Hunger's clock.
[11/14/18 22:48:55] Darwick [249/1118] has come upon IRPGbot [581/1658] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 14:50:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/15/18 12:40:42] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 49 days, 16:03:21 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[11/15/18 13:22:36] cateye [121/545] has come upon Darwick [609/1118] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:40:30 is added to cateye's clock.
[11/15/18 17:32:09] luI [970/1270] has come upon Darwick [896/1118] and fucked they ass up! 19 days, 20:51:05 is removed from luI's clock.
[11/16/18 03:32:11] Joska [263/1433] has come upon Darwick [455/1118] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 21:04:46 is added to Joska's clock.
[11/16/18 13:24:38] Darwick met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:59:55 from level 157.
[11/17/18 11:41:10] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:30:49 towards level 157.
[11/19/18 01:32:10] luI [535/1270] has come upon Darwick [109/1118] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 11:13:36 is removed from luI's clock.
[11/19/18 06:32:12] Darwick [452/1123] has come upon gyilkos [1203/1416] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 12:47:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/19/18 11:32:09] Darwick [734/1123] has come upon gyilkos [1053/1416] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 21:13:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/20/18 05:13:13] Darwick was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 05:58:59 from level 157.
[11/20/18 17:32:11] GDI [819/1601] has come upon Darwick [814/1123] and rocked it! 2 days, 14:48:58 is removed from GDI's clock.
[11/20/18 19:13:25] Darwick, Qpe, and GDI [739/3948] have team battled Joska, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [1856/4291] and lost! 0 days, 19:18:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/18 22:32:12] Darwick [327/1123] has come upon Sanyi [1345/1503] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 38 days, 03:07:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/21/18 08:06:11] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 51. 0 days, 02:36:53 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 157.
[11/21/18 17:12:36] kocka, luI, and GDI [394/4271] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and Qpe [1454/3763] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/18 19:28:23] gyilkos, Darwick, and Sanyi [3055/4042] have team battled [Sanyi], Joska, and luI [3060/4058] and lost! 3 days, 01:47:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/18 23:32:10] Darwick [269/1123] has come upon peta [474/1317] and got flexed on in combat! 41 days, 02:58:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/22/18 02:13:13] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 28 days, 07:40:36 towards level 157.
[11/22/18 03:20:30] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/18 11:37:35] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 12 days, 05:06:01 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[11/23/18 01:52:56] Sanyi, luI, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/18 15:32:12] Darwick [1081/1123] has come upon Qpe [686/1224] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 18:30:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/23/18 20:06:16] Darwick fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Darwick's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/24/18 11:32:13] DarwickAK [613/1273] has come upon Darwick [1107/1109] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 19:31:49 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/24/18 16:32:12] Darwick [217/1109] has come upon peta [116/1317] and gave em what was coming! 36 days, 19:14:37 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/24/18 21:54:45] wabbit_, Qpe, and Kiinga [571/3698] have team battled Joska, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [1141/3897] and lost! 3 days, 22:14:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/18 22:30:26] DarwickAK, peta, luI, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/18 22:31:20] Darwick [494/1109] has come upon DarwickAK [537/1273] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 06:53:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/26/18 08:32:12] Darwick [1091/1109] has come upon IRPGbot [1265/1672] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 16:07:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/26/18 23:00:23] kocka, gyilkos, Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/18 09:32:11] Darwick [156/1109] has come upon cateye [132/546] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 22:58:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/27/18 18:05:14] cateye, gyilkos, Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/18 10:43:45] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 21:47:46 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[11/28/18 18:03:44] Kiinga, kocka, and peta [148/4054] have team battled Darwick, cateye, and [Sanyi] [1455/3010] and lost! 4 days, 18:38:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/18 00:01:03] peta, luI, cateye, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/18 21:32:08] gyilkos [225/1400] has come upon Darwick [871/1109] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 00:47:17 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[11/30/18 06:15:31] Darwick slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Darwick's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/02/18 04:36:00] Joska, peta, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/18 14:32:10] gyilkos [1106/1400] has come upon Darwick [721/1103] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 17:46:10 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/03/18 00:32:11] kocka [204/1357] has come upon Darwick [367/1103] and got flexed on in combat! 15 days, 11:08:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/03/18 14:20:02] Sanyi, GDI, and peta [4366/4455] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and Darwick [1340/3765] and won! 1 day, 17:16:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/18 18:30:49] Darwick [463/1103] has come upon [Sanyi] [1085/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 16:32:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/04/18 01:39:40] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/18 19:45:19] Sanyi, DarwickAK, luI, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/18 07:32:08] Darwick [823/1103] has come upon cateye [122/546] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:44:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/05/18 08:00:25] Darwick got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:42:45 from level 157.
[12/05/18 12:32:11] Darwick [1034/1103] has come upon kocka [979/1368] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 01:18:18 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/05/18 17:32:10] Darwick [291/1103] has come upon luI [130/1238] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 03:33:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/06/18 18:32:12] Darwick [625/1103] has come upon gyilkos [182/1400] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:54:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/07/18 14:32:08] Ajvorl [1041/1459] has come upon Darwick [151/1103] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 20:47:33 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[12/08/18 05:33:26] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 33 with their belt. 0 days, 02:36:36 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 157.
[12/08/18 14:57:52] Sanyi, cateye, and Qpe [563/3318] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and Kiinga [2665/3840] and lost! 0 days, 23:18:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/18 10:21:02] Qpe [1056/1254] has come upon Darwick [472/1103] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 15:37:02 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[12/09/18 16:32:12] Sanyi [402/1503] has come upon Darwick [200/1103] and rocked it! 8 days, 03:14:14 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/10/18 02:00:51] peta [484/1337] has come upon Darwick [949/1103] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 27 days, 18:14:26 is added to peta's clock.
[12/10/18 05:15:27] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:00:27 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[12/10/18 06:54:00] Darwick [1003/1105] has come upon gyilkos [537/1400] and straight stomped them in combat! 57 days, 09:37:22 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/11/18 08:47:01] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 05:48:32 is removed from their time toward level 158.
[12/11/18 12:07:48] DarwickAK, kocka, and luI [2243/3885] have team battled [Sanyi], cateye, and Darwick [104/3017] and won! 0 days, 14:09:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/18 23:17:42] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:50:40 towards level 158.
[12/13/18 00:32:12] gyilkos [316/1400] has come upon Darwick [291/1105] and rocked it! 2 days, 08:51:29 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/13/18 03:23:02] Joska, gyilkos, and Kiinga [741/4170] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and Ajvorl [922/4185] and lost! 0 days, 10:32:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/18 08:29:03] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 50 with their belt. 0 days, 02:37:51 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 158.
[12/13/18 10:32:11] Darwick [532/1105] has come upon Ajvorl [937/1459] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 10:56:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/14/18 01:32:12] DarwickAK [136/1279] has come upon Darwick [962/1105] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 04:24:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/14/18 21:32:09] kocka [1018/1368] has come upon Darwick [786/1105] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 12:42:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/15/18 13:19:53] luI [1146/1241] has come upon Darwick [1093/1105] and gave em what was coming! 33 days, 05:18:10 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/15/18 16:37:30] GDI, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [2796/4382] have team battled Darwick, peta, and kocka [1684/3810] and won! 3 days, 09:39:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/18 22:32:10] peta [345/1337] has come upon Darwick [486/1105] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 13:12:41 is added to peta's clock.
[12/17/18 02:20:17] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/18 07:31:54] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:12:22 towards level 158.
[12/17/18 19:32:10] GDI [357/1626] has come upon Darwick [867/1105] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 23:14:28 is added to GDI's clock.
[12/18/18 00:32:11] Darwick [845/1105] has come upon Ajvorl [204/1459] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 20:30:20 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/18/18 07:43:55] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 08:11:02 is removed from their time toward level 158.
[12/18/18 20:32:11] Ajvorl [529/1459] has come upon Darwick [9/1105] and straight stomped them in combat! 53 days, 08:23:19 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[12/18/18 20:32:11] Ajvorl has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 3 days, 12:38:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/19/18 04:36:56] DarwickAK, gyilkos, Ajvorl, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/18 16:32:09] Darwick [71/1105] has come upon [Sanyi] [150/1355] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 06:24:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/20/18 01:27:19] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:26:31 towards level 158.
[12/20/18 03:45:30] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 191. 0 days, 02:37:41 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 158.
[12/20/18 07:26:00] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 17:40:07 is removed from their time toward level 158.
[12/20/18 17:32:12] Joska [474/1464] has come upon Darwick [868/1105] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 02:26:38 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/21/18 15:02:47] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:16:38 towards level 158.
[12/21/18 23:32:10] Sanyi [338/1518] has come upon Darwick [257/1105] and gave em what was coming! 87 days, 16:37:41 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/22/18 02:05:15] GDI, peta, [Sanyi], and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/18 09:32:11] Darwick [481/1105] has come upon Ajvorl [842/1459] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:36:26 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/22/18 19:32:47] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:06:59 towards level 158.
[12/22/18 23:16:47] [Sanyi] [113/1355] has come upon Darwick [124/1105] and got flexed on in combat! 32 days, 03:50:25 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/23/18 06:58:59] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 120. 0 days, 02:37:22 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 158.
[12/24/18 01:32:10] Sanyi [1076/1518] has come upon Darwick [26/1105] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 12:44:58 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/24/18 01:32:10] Sanyi has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:06:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/24/18 06:50:03] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 23:47:40 is removed from their time toward level 158.
[12/24/18 12:23:57] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/18 13:07:38] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/18 15:54:38] Darwick, GDI, and peta [2014/4078] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and kocka [3412/4093] and lost! 2 days, 00:31:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/18 02:32:11] luI [212/1241] has come upon Darwick [1020/1105] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 22:00:39 is added to luI's clock.
[12/25/18 03:00:32] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 103 with their belt. 0 days, 02:37:06 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 158.
[12/25/18 06:40:59] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 19:31:55 is removed from their time toward level 158.
[12/26/18 02:51:29] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 72. 0 days, 02:37:37 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 158.
[12/26/18 14:56:42] Darwick bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:47:30 from level 158.
[12/27/18 12:46:51] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:18:33 towards level 158.
[12/27/18 17:25:26] Darwick was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:20:53 from level 158.
[12/28/18 05:50:58] Darwick was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:35:14 from level 158.
[12/28/18 06:14:03] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:45:33 is removed from their time toward level 158.
[12/28/18 19:08:43] Darwick [151/1105] has come upon DarwickAK [748/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:07:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/29/18 15:08:43] Sanyi [1265/1526] has come upon Darwick [228/1105] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:38:46 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/30/18 16:31:59] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:42:22 from level 158.
[12/30/18 21:08:40] Sanyi [357/1510] has come upon Darwick [1045/1105] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 10:43:01 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/30/18 21:53:36] peta, Kiinga, Ajvorl, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/18 02:08:39] kocka [894/1375] has come upon Darwick [979/1106] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 01:52:42 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/31/18 08:38:52] Darwick and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/18 13:29:40] Darwick has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:31:05 from level 158.
[01/01/19 09:08:55] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/19 02:19:09] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:28 towards level 158.
[01/02/19 11:57:58] Darwick burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Darwick's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/03/19 16:23:10] Qpe [927/1254] has come upon Darwick [897/1101] and rocked it! 11 days, 15:58:35 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/04/19 01:08:42] Hunger [472/1057] has come upon Darwick [69/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:33:20 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[01/04/19 16:24:58] peta, Darwick, and luI [721/3680] have team battled GDI, cateye, and Kiinga [1504/3650] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/19 02:08:43] Qpe [1245/1254] has come upon Darwick [112/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 18:09:42 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/05/19 14:06:09] Darwick [620/1101] has come upon IRPGbot [1625/1695] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 19:38:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/06/19 16:12:52] gyilkos, Darwick, [Sanyi], and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/19 16:58:47] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 01:40:57 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[01/07/19 09:06:28] [Sanyi] [1133/1387] has come upon Darwick [272/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:30:28 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/07/19 09:08:39] luI [1092/1241] has come upon Darwick [37/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:39:00 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/08/19 01:34:50] Kiinga and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/19 13:00:19] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 39 days, 11:08:05 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[01/08/19 16:40:51] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 16:37:51 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[01/09/19 09:25:47] Darwick and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/19 00:44:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 40 days, 09:05:23 toward level 159.
[01/10/19 11:09:50] gyilkos, kocka, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/19 02:37:01] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:45:00 from level 159.
[01/12/19 09:08:41] [Sanyi] [148/1378] has come upon Darwick [440/1101] and got flexed on in combat! 25 days, 10:00:12 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/12/19 16:04:50] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 152 damage. 0 days, 02:38:07 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 159.
[01/12/19 21:13:55] GDI, luI, and Darwick [3495/3977] have team battled cateye, Ajvorl, and Qpe [141/3675] and won! 0 days, 17:28:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/19 11:42:01] Darwick [359/1101] has come upon Joska [1087/1476] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:43:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/14/19 00:30:39] Darwick [846/1101] has come upon Hunger [200/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 02:12:54 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/14/19 12:06:19] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:57:28 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[01/14/19 21:16:25] cateye [791/937] has come upon Darwick [958/1101] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 11:32:08 is added to cateye's clock.
[01/15/19 12:08:43] Darwick [920/1101] has come upon Ajvorl [219/1520] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:18:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/15/19 13:31:18] kocka, Darwick, [Sanyi], and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/19 22:08:43] Joska [1161/1476] has come upon Darwick [74/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:52:47 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/16/19 23:08:40] Sanyi [244/1524] has come upon Darwick [872/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:00:14 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/17/19 04:08:43] Darwick [207/1101] has come upon Ajvorl [147/1520] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:41:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/17/19 08:07:06] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:42 towards level 159.
[01/17/19 08:42:49] Ajvorl, Hunger, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/19 08:44:45] Darwick [701/1101] has come upon Ajvorl [279/1520] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:22:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/17/19 15:35:52] Darwick [8/1101] has come upon luI [1206/1241] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 09:26:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/17/19 17:30:45] Kiinga and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/19 00:08:42] Kiinga [141/1357] has come upon Darwick [899/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 11:35:11 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/18/19 20:08:40] kocka [834/1367] has come upon Darwick [472/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:09:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/19/19 12:02:36] cateye [118/965] has come upon Darwick [241/1101] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 23:37:08 is added to cateye's clock.
[01/21/19 08:10:43] Darwick [781/1101] has come upon Hunger [322/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 12:14:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/21/19 11:05:40] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 8. 0 days, 02:39:59 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 160.
[01/22/19 14:10:40] cateye [353/965] has come upon Darwick [455/1101] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 20:42:04 is added to cateye's clock.
[01/23/19 10:10:42] Darwick [184/1101] has come upon Sanyi [169/1524] and gave em what was coming! 48 days, 03:08:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/23/19 10:21:57] Sanyi, Darwick, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/19 20:55:22] cateye, luI, and DarwickAK [3115/3506] have team battled Darwick, kocka, and Kiinga [1400/3799] and won! 1 day, 07:17:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 02:49:52] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:08:46 towards level 160.
[01/24/19 10:59:01] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 11:36:02] luI, Darwick, Joska, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/19 08:26:43] Sanyi, cateye, Darwick, and Ajvorl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/19 08:27:10] Ajvorl [911/1520] has come upon Darwick [385/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:51:32 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[01/25/19 12:10:41] Darwick [234/1101] has come upon [Sanyi] [1348/1409] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 07:30:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/27/19 19:10:43] Darwick [315/1101] has come upon cateye [28/961] and rocked it! 3 days, 12:45:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/28/19 02:04:31] cateye, Darwick, Joska, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/19 02:06:01] Joska [843/1483] has come upon Darwick [352/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 01:49:12 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/28/19 15:10:43] Darwick [232/1101] has come upon DarwickAK [1196/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 17:34:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/29/19 02:29:10] Sanyi, luI, Darwick, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/19 05:29:41] gyilkos [733/1409] has come upon Darwick [451/1101] and rocked it! 11 days, 17:06:41 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/30/19 15:14:39] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 14:57:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 14:23:36 from level 160.
[02/01/19 21:01:06] Darwick, GDI, and Sanyi [3523/4270] have team battled Hunger, cateye, and Ajvorl [3314/3539] and won! 2 days, 15:15:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/19 05:10:44] luI [117/1262] has come upon Darwick [890/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:34:02 is added to luI's clock.
[02/03/19 05:26:29] Qpe, kocka, and Sanyi [3949/4182] have team battled Darwick, luI, and [Sanyi] [107/3772] and won! 0 days, 03:30:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 06:10:43] DarwickAK [681/1279] has come upon Darwick [1052/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 13:43:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/03/19 07:12:52] Sanyi, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/19 08:08:28] peta [848/1370] has come upon Darwick [151/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 12:30:01 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/03/19 21:42:01] Ajvorl, luI, and DarwickAK [2754/4061] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and peta [3120/3954] and lost! 0 days, 09:20:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/19 23:22:53] cateye, Darwick, and GDI [691/3707] have team battled Sanyi, Kiinga, and Ajvorl [3686/4376] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/19 00:15:35] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/19 08:10:41] [Sanyi] [648/1409] has come upon Darwick [1061/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 01:41:53 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/05/19 10:35:53] Hunger [757/1057] has come upon Darwick [68/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 02:06:16 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[02/07/19 20:10:43] kocka [1334/1403] has come upon Darwick [761/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 06:57:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/08/19 21:54:25] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/19 07:10:41] Darwick [262/1101] has come upon peta [1332/1370] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:31:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/09/19 08:14:55] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:30:39 is removed from their time toward level 160.
[02/09/19 09:52:43] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:03 towards level 160.
[02/09/19 12:31:17] peta [1255/1370] has come upon Darwick [62/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 50 days, 09:08:34 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/09/19 15:33:03] Darwick [864/1101] has come upon IRPGbot [525/1696] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 00:52:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/10/19 13:41:55] DarwickAK [146/1279] has come upon Darwick [425/1101] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:10:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/10/19 23:10:43] Darwick [16/1101] has come upon Sanyi [84/1525] and got flexed on in combat! 27 days, 07:55:45 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/11/19 01:24:11] Ajvorl, luI, and Joska [2016/4272] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [838/4154] and won! 0 days, 07:40:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 09:10:43] Darwick [1027/1101] has come upon GDI [1136/1643] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 32 days, 01:30:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/11/19 14:32:34] DarwickAK, Darwick, and Sanyi [2478/3905] have team battled [Sanyi], cateye, and Kiinga [2508/3703] and lost! 0 days, 19:00:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/19 12:52:29] [Sanyi], cateye, Darwick, and Joska have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/19 07:38:56] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 21:46:02 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[02/13/19 15:21:56] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 19:21:13 towards level 161.
[02/13/19 16:55:51] luI, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/14/19 01:52:22] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/19 02:10:43] Darwick [206/1101] has come upon luI [230/1262] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 14:42:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/14/19 07:09:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 4 days, 07:27:19 toward level 161.
[02/14/19 11:02:28] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:47:42 towards level 161.
[02/14/19 21:46:18] cateye [371/965] has come upon Darwick [709/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 05:15:04 is added to cateye's clock.
[02/15/19 18:22:54] Sanyi, Qpe, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/19 09:10:39] Ajvorl [958/1527] has come upon Darwick [481/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:17:22 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[02/17/19 02:36:04] DarwickAK [431/1279] has come upon Darwick [921/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:09:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/17/19 15:10:41] Darwick [537/1101] has come upon IRPGbot [1537/1698] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 04:07:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/18/19 06:31:11] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/19 06:45:00] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 04:39:30 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[02/19/19 10:25:31] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 21:14:01 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[02/19/19 14:06:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 11 days, 06:14:47 toward level 161.
[02/20/19 23:10:41] Darwick [390/1101] has come upon luI [654/1262] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 12:52:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/21/19 01:16:12] Darwick [732/1101] has come upon DarwickAK [267/1272] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 17:46:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/22/19 04:14:43] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/19 06:18:01] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 95. 0 days, 02:40:07 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 161.
[02/22/19 09:58:32] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 201 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:40:25 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 161.
[02/22/19 15:10:42] Darwick [179/1101] has come upon cateye [210/965] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 12:13:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/23/19 17:49:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 17:36:36 from level 161.
[02/24/19 06:00:06] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 10:25:27 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[02/24/19 16:30:49] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:48:37 towards level 161.
[02/24/19 19:14:08] Qpe, Darwick, kocka, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/19 22:10:43] DarwickAK [832/1272] has come upon Darwick [1097/1101] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:07:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/26/19 09:22:42] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 119. 0 days, 02:40:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 161.
[02/26/19 22:16:39] Darwick, luI, and Qpe [258/3606] have team battled cateye, GDI, and [Sanyi] [2950/4062] and lost! 0 days, 23:13:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/19 19:50:23] luI, cateye, Darwick, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/19 20:10:39] Darwick [142/1101] has come upon Qpe [1073/1243] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:54:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/28/19 06:10:40] DarwickAK [1001/1272] has come upon Darwick [297/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 70 days, 01:33:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/01/19 08:55:38] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:14:33 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[03/01/19 17:10:42] GDI [207/1669] has come upon Darwick [127/1101] and fucked they ass up! 26 days, 23:18:01 is removed from GDI's clock.
[03/01/19 22:31:03] cateye, Darwick, Joska, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/19 14:10:42] Darwick [1034/1101] has come upon IRPGbot [1557/1698] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:14:35 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/04/19 19:39:59] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:22 towards level 161.
[03/05/19 04:39:20] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:21:59 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[03/05/19 04:39:20] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 29 damage. 0 days, 02:40:15 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 161.
[03/05/19 06:10:41] cateye [550/971] has come upon Darwick [827/1101] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:53:28 is added to cateye's clock.
[03/06/19 01:01:14] Darwick, kocka, Ajvorl, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/19 02:10:40] Darwick [694/1101] has come upon GDI [391/1669] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:34:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/06/19 04:30:18] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 18. 0 days, 02:40:26 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 161.
[03/06/19 07:10:41] Darwick [582/1101] has come upon IRPGbot [478/1698] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 07:48:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/06/19 08:10:51] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:43:13 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[03/06/19 08:10:51] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 45 with their belt. 0 days, 02:40:28 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 161.
[03/06/19 21:04:18] Qpe, Darwick, Joska, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/19 08:01:50] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 47. 0 days, 02:40:04 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 161.
[03/07/19 12:42:25] Darwick [907/1101] has come upon Ajvorl [747/1527] and rocked it! 51 days, 09:38:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/08/19 11:31:52] Darwick was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 20:54:31 from level 162.
[03/08/19 19:12:44] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:15:22 towards level 162.
[03/09/19 05:10:42] Darwick [33/1101] has come upon kocka [1041/1415] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 18:27:31 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/09/19 06:20:54] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:02:36 towards level 162.
[03/10/19 10:18:27] Darwick [927/1101] has come upon Qpe [328/1251] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 19:09:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/10/19 10:48:46] Darwick [900/1101] has come upon wabbit_ [1069/1116] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 01:02:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/10/19 11:22:55] Darwick [352/1101] has come upon wabbit_ [693/1116] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 18:22:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/10/19 23:52:03] kocka [1032/1415] has come upon Darwick [462/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 21:29:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/11/19 14:59:05] [Sanyi] [1330/1472] has come upon Darwick [307/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 18:55:08 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/12/19 03:10:43] Darwick [760/1101] has come upon Kiinga [1005/1304] and got flexed on in combat! 19 days, 20:31:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/12/19 18:10:42] Darwick [720/1101] has come upon Ajvorl [102/1530] and straight stomped them in combat! 43 days, 01:55:01 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/13/19 09:10:41] kocka [768/1415] has come upon Darwick [364/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 03:07:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/13/19 14:10:41] Darwick [642/1101] has come upon GDI [1500/1698] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 01:00:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/13/19 19:10:40] Darwick [768/1101] has come upon cateye [146/989] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 05:27:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/13/19 20:20:32] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:42:43 towards level 162.
[03/13/19 21:50:00] Sanyi, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/19 00:10:42] DarwickAK [1008/1281] has come upon Darwick [9/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 01:37:39 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/14/19 06:58:52] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 04:32:15 is removed from their time toward level 162.
[03/14/19 10:10:43] Ajvorl [769/1530] has come upon Darwick [107/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 11:42:39 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[03/15/19 01:10:42] Darwick [27/1101] has come upon GDI [1687/1698] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 07:27:16 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/15/19 11:10:42] GDI [523/1698] has come upon Darwick [24/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 02:24:31 is removed from GDI's clock.
[03/15/19 11:25:18] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:53:18 towards level 162.
[03/15/19 13:40:55] luI, Qpe, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/19 16:37:25] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/19 03:00:23] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 12:14:15 is removed from their time toward level 162.
[03/16/19 03:13:58] cateye, Darwick, and Sanyi [2402/3615] have team battled GDI, Kiinga, and Qpe [2180/4226] and won! 0 days, 19:33:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/19 06:40:52] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 16 with their belt. 0 days, 02:41:57 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 162.
[03/16/19 07:10:42] Darwick [944/1101] has come upon IRPGbot [499/1701] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 11:32:44 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/16/19 12:10:43] [Sanyi] [1012/1515] has come upon Darwick [195/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:09:26 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/17/19 08:52:06] [Sanyi], Qpe, and gyilkos [921/4201] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and Ajvorl [4135/4329] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/19 09:58:02] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:37:53 towards level 162.
[03/17/19 21:49:52] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Darwick [1959/3945] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and Qpe [576/4163] and won! 0 days, 14:53:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/19 17:00:24] Ajvorl [67/1530] has come upon Darwick [171/1101] and realized it was a bad decision! 29 days, 11:33:50 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[03/18/19 19:26:03] GDI, Qpe, Darwick, and Ajvorl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/19 12:24:29] Ajvorl [1469/1530] has come upon Darwick [36/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 14:40:38 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[03/19/19 21:33:51] Kiinga, GDI, and Joska [3067/4493] have team battled gyilkos, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [2553/4078] and won! 0 days, 14:03:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/19 01:10:41] Darwick [766/1101] has come upon [Sanyi] [272/1563] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 15:20:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/20/19 10:36:16] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:47 towards level 162.
[03/21/19 22:10:40] Kiinga [348/1304] has come upon Darwick [263/1101] and rocked it! 34 days, 19:58:24 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/22/19 01:26:37] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:43:13 towards level 162.
[03/22/19 05:46:46] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 211 damage. 0 days, 02:41:09 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 162.
[03/22/19 14:04:52] Joska [830/1491] has come upon Darwick [888/1125] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 04:14:21 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/23/19 16:17:53] Darwick, Kiinga, and Qpe [2389/3653] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and cateye [3454/3795] and lost! 1 day, 14:57:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/19 22:57:26] luI, Darwick, Joska, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/19 04:12:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 16:30:27 from level 162.
[03/24/19 15:10:39] gyilkos [1004/1422] has come upon Darwick [890/1125] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 16:14:24 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/25/19 01:10:42] Kiinga [1106/1304] has come upon Darwick [35/1125] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 06:03:41 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/25/19 11:10:43] DarwickAK [1097/1281] has come upon Darwick [39/1125] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 20:57:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/26/19 22:29:47] Darwick [592/1125] has come upon kocka [864/1404] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 01:21:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/26/19 22:37:08] kocka [589/1404] has come upon Darwick [563/1125] and gave em what was coming! 32 days, 21:10:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/26/19 23:07:49] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/19 01:27:19] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:07 towards level 162.
[03/29/19 13:36:29] peta, Sanyi, and luI [4087/4204] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and Kiinga [957/3802] and won! 0 days, 10:26:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/19 20:10:40] DarwickAK [982/1281] has come upon Darwick [598/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:40:37 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/30/19 00:54:16] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 27 damage. 0 days, 02:41:26 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 162.
[03/30/19 21:10:42] DarwickAK [272/1281] has come upon Darwick [282/1135] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:12:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/19 05:04:13] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:14 towards level 162.
[03/31/19 08:10:40] Darwick [966/1135] has come upon Qpe [182/1224] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:36:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/31/19 11:01:59] kocka, Darwick, and cateye [2765/3542] have team battled DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and luI [1000/4098] and won! 0 days, 02:47:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/19 21:49:30] Darwick [674/1135] has come upon GDI [286/1698] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:09:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/31/19 21:49:30] Darwick has dealt GDI a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:09:35 is added to GDI's clock.
[03/31/19 22:03:13] Darwick [888/1135] has come upon Joska [1224/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 11:31:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/01/19 04:10:41] cateye [689/1003] has come upon Darwick [336/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 05:44:34 is removed from cateye's clock.
[04/01/19 08:50:52] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 09:51:19 towards level 163.
[04/01/19 18:07:58] Darwick, kocka, and peta [3022/3937] have team battled Sanyi, luI, and cateye [846/3815] and won! 5 days, 22:57:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/19 05:33:51] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/19 06:10:41] Darwick [273/1135] has come upon Joska [1057/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 35 days, 17:30:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/03/19 18:09:22] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/19 22:08:56] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/19 07:10:42] Darwick [734/1135] has come upon IRPGbot [126/1701] and straight stomped them in combat! 35 days, 13:36:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/04/19 09:31:59] Sanyi, Qpe, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/19 13:02:36] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:46:37 towards level 163.
[04/05/19 10:58:24] Darwick got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 00:38:30 from level 163.
[04/06/19 04:31:48] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 20:14:01 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[04/06/19 11:48:53] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 03:40:27 towards level 163.
[04/07/19 13:05:43] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/19 17:37:36] Darwick was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:01:40 from level 163.
[04/09/19 22:49:28] luI, Darwick, gyilkos, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/19 23:28:54] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:01:53 towards level 163.
[04/11/19 02:11:37] Darwick EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:39:26 from level 163.
[04/12/19 07:18:07] kocka, luI, and Ajvorl [3065/4213] have team battled Darwick, Kiinga, and gyilkos [2594/3933] and won! 4 days, 23:55:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/19 15:07:03] GDI, Darwick, kocka, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/19 00:20:36] DarwickAK [1170/1333] has come upon Darwick [114/1135] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 10:55:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/13/19 03:28:45] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 13:46:37 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[04/13/19 03:28:45] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 81. 0 days, 02:42:09 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 163.
[04/13/19 11:10:42] gyilkos [202/1427] has come upon Darwick [148/1135] and rocked it! 48 days, 05:53:48 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/13/19 21:10:41] Darwick [621/1135] has come upon Joska [245/1495] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 11:36:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/14/19 03:19:45] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 22:00:24 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[04/15/19 03:10:43] GDI [700/1698] has come upon Darwick [502/1135] and rocked it! 76 days, 07:44:52 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/16/19 05:08:32] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/19 09:10:39] Sanyi [1202/1522] has come upon Darwick [618/1137] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 12:43:18 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/16/19 20:16:41] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:35:43 from level 163.
[04/16/19 22:17:56] kocka, Joska, and luI [3683/4204] have team battled Kiinga, Darwick, and Sanyi [1359/4024] and won! 0 days, 02:53:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/19 23:12:11] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 24 with their belt. 0 days, 02:42:21 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 163.
[04/17/19 10:10:43] Darwick [977/1137] has come upon DarwickAK [500/1333] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 09:07:37 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/17/19 12:50:01] peta, Ajvorl, and Qpe [1808/4324] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and Joska [1097/4154] and won! 0 days, 20:39:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/19 21:37:10] Joska [553/1495] has come upon Darwick [931/1137] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 40 days, 19:15:47 is added to Joska's clock.
[04/17/19 23:03:10] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 101 with their belt. 0 days, 02:42:42 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 163.
[04/18/19 06:10:42] Darwick [222/1137] has come upon Sanyi [1367/1522] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:01:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/18/19 11:10:40] gyilkos [267/1241] has come upon Darwick [1068/1137] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 14:18:37 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/19/19 07:06:04] DarwickAK [1002/1350] has come upon Darwick [255/1137] and straight stomped them in combat! 90 days, 12:09:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/19 14:06:08] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:53:50 towards level 163.
[04/19/19 17:10:43] DarwickAK [796/1350] has come upon Darwick [678/1137] and fucked they ass up! 48 days, 06:54:56 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/19 19:09:57] Darwick [296/1137] has come upon luI [163/1291] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 11:28:22 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/20/19 02:25:38] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 03:50:32 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[04/20/19 07:24:12] Darwick was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:21:47 from level 163.
[04/20/19 08:49:22] wilk [97/126] has come upon Darwick [160/1137] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:21:18 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/20/19 18:10:40] gyilkos [412/1241] has come upon Darwick [599/1137] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 07:47:20 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/20/19 21:40:38] Sanyi, gyilkos, and Ajvorl [1947/4229] have team battled wilk, Darwick, and DarwickAK [1702/2650] and won! 1 day, 13:04:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 22:36:10] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 15:54:53 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[04/21/19 02:16:41] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:41:17 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[04/21/19 08:15:53] gyilkos, Joska, and luI [2937/4038] have team battled Darwick, Qpe, and Sanyi [476/3892] and won! 6 days, 07:49:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/19 19:29:34] GDI [679/1698] has come upon Darwick [48/1137] and straight stomped them in combat! 62 days, 11:20:48 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/21/19 22:51:47] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/19 01:20:46] Joska, gyilkos, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/19 02:07:38] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 34 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:42:38 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 163.
[04/22/19 05:03:39] Kiinga and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/19 05:10:41] Joska [687/1506] has come upon Darwick [216/1137] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 19:25:08 is removed from Joska's clock.
[04/22/19 10:10:40] Darwick [222/1137] has come upon Kiinga [78/1623] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:58:54 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/22/19 17:54:24] Darwick [671/1137] has come upon GDI [826/1698] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 35 days, 05:33:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/23/19 01:10:43] Darwick [306/1137] has come upon luI [799/1291] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 28 days, 05:11:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/23/19 01:58:37] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 82 days, 04:36:10 is removed from their time toward level 164.
[04/23/19 10:56:06] Darwick [1053/1137] has come upon Joska [1471/1506] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 02:03:55 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/24/19 22:10:41] Darwick [247/1142] has come upon Sanyi [595/1522] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 39 days, 16:32:42 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/25/19 21:41:46] kocka [848/1416] has come upon Darwick [808/1142] and rocked it! 5 days, 16:00:14 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/25/19 23:10:42] Darwick [284/1142] has come upon Kiinga [252/1623] and rocked it! 69 days, 08:48:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/26/19 01:20:25] Darwick was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 02:39:23 from level 164.
[04/26/19 04:10:41] Darwick [165/1142] has come upon kocka [798/1416] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 05:48:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/26/19 16:06:07] Sanyi, luI, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/27/19 07:30:56] wilk [435/464] has come upon Darwick [876/1142] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:27:33 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/28/19 16:10:41] Sanyi [28/1522] has come upon Darwick [668/1142] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:02:24 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/29/19 17:03:44] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/19 00:24:03] Kiinga and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/19 15:28:26] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/19 16:56:22] luI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [2943/3874] have team battled wilk, Qpe, and Darwick [821/2984] and won! 0 days, 01:04:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/19 21:49:01] Darwick was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:38:08 from level 164.
[05/01/19 03:26:25] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/19 20:57:14] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 30 with their belt. 0 days, 02:43:59 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 164.
[05/02/19 00:37:46] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 82 damage. 0 days, 02:43:41 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 164.
[05/02/19 10:30:11] Darwick [227/1147] has come upon peta [115/1367] and rocked it! 26 days, 16:58:37 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/02/19 20:48:17] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 09:50:33 is removed from their time toward level 164.
[05/03/19 01:25:32] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Kiinga [4007/4213] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and luI [4094/4119] and lost! 5 days, 06:06:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/19 07:10:39] Darwick [252/1147] has come upon DarwickAK [314/1335] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 00:34:16 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/04/19 10:45:09] DarwickAK, luI, and Darwick [1427/3773] have team battled peta, GDI, and Qpe [3665/4308] and lost! 1 day, 03:40:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/19 20:30:18] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 10:04:38 is removed from their time toward level 164.
[05/06/19 11:38:51] wilk, gyilkos, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/19 16:41:00] Darwick [103/1147] has come upon Kiinga [360/1630] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 04:51:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/07/19 14:07:47] wilk [543/696] has come upon Darwick [170/1147] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:34:28 is removed from wilk's clock.
[05/07/19 14:15:35] Darwick [663/1141] has come upon wilk [7/701] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 02:20:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/07/19 20:03:21] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 23:45:51 is removed from their time toward level 164.
[05/07/19 21:14:36] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:25:34 towards level 164.
[05/08/19 01:10:39] Darwick [703/1141] has come upon Joska [719/1506] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 00:45:30 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/08/19 14:01:19] luI, gyilkos, and wilk [2927/3266] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and Sanyi [1576/4352] and won! 0 days, 01:30:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/19 20:03:37] wilk [265/722] has come upon Darwick [396/1141] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 16:50:25 is added to wilk's clock.
[05/09/19 00:23:05] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:10:50 towards level 164.
[05/10/19 03:10:41] peta [1207/1367] has come upon Darwick [13/1141] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 11:37:19 is removed from peta's clock.
[05/10/19 03:27:46] Kiinga, peta, GDI, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/19 08:10:43] Darwick [256/1141] has come upon IRPGbot [757/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:37:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/11/19 03:41:25] Sanyi, Qpe, and Joska [3132/4296] have team battled Darwick, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [3129/4096] and won! 1 day, 03:48:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/19 19:12:27] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:49:17 from level 164.
[05/12/19 07:58:12] wilk, Kiinga, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/19 17:43:27] Darwick [340/1152] has come upon wilk [421/719] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 22:37:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/12/19 20:10:39] gyilkos [917/1253] has come upon Darwick [1101/1152] and got flexed on in combat! 22 days, 21:46:50 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[05/13/19 01:10:40] Sanyi [1031/1530] has come upon Darwick [58/1159] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:04:17 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[05/13/19 15:44:30] GDI, Darwick, and luI [2381/4145] have team battled Qpe, peta, and kocka [1583/4085] and won! 0 days, 14:52:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/19 16:10:43] Darwick [1144/1159] has come upon gyilkos [229/1253] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 06:26:37 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/14/19 07:10:43] Darwick [1134/1159] has come upon DarwickAK [772/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:27:06 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/14/19 22:40:41] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 05:03:05 is removed from their time toward level 164.
[05/15/19 04:12:41] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:18 towards level 164.
[05/15/19 23:10:40] Sanyi [699/1585] has come upon Darwick [1039/1159] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 38 days, 12:12:29 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/16/19 18:42:21] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 106 damage. 0 days, 02:43:22 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 164.
[05/17/19 02:35:43] peta [1128/1367] has come upon Darwick [882/1159] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 19:46:21 is removed from peta's clock.
[05/17/19 04:26:54] Darwick [377/1159] has come upon GDI [588/1681] and realized it was a bad decision! 35 days, 11:05:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/17/19 10:29:22] Kiinga, Darwick, and luI [403/4084] have team battled kocka, peta, and wilk [526/3544] and lost! 2 days, 21:02:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/19 15:10:40] Darwick [492/1159] has come upon Sanyi [1144/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 46 days, 02:20:30 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/17/19 22:13:53] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 21:27:08 is removed from their time toward level 165.
[05/17/19 22:13:53] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 23. 0 days, 02:44:38 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 165.
[05/17/19 22:14:32] Darwick was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 27 days, 03:09:33 from level 165.
[05/18/19 02:26:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 40 days, 11:43:32 toward level 165.
[05/18/19 06:56:59] Joska, peta, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/19 11:52:00] Kiinga and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/19 05:23:17] wilk, gyilkos, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/19 11:42:32] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/19 17:10:42] gyilkos [869/1267] has come upon Darwick [681/1159] and rocked it! 7 days, 16:54:42 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/19/19 23:01:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 22 days, 16:11:18 toward level 165.
[05/20/19 04:38:34] gyilkos, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/19 14:55:02] Darwick was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:57:11 from level 165.
[05/20/19 15:02:28] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:50:18 towards level 165.
[05/20/19 15:51:06] DarwickAK [1139/1345] has come upon Darwick [1041/1159] and rocked it! 9 days, 02:16:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/21/19 08:44:28] Darwick sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darwick's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/21/19 16:12:47] kocka [883/1458] has come upon Darwick [1156/1181] and got flexed on in combat! 34 days, 18:31:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/21/19 17:57:19] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 01:08:00 is removed from their time toward level 165.
[05/22/19 04:42:53] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick [226/3793] have team battled Joska, peta, and wilk [63/3614] and won! 0 days, 07:19:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/19 05:10:41] [Sanyi] [705/1563] has come upon Darwick [1050/1181] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:06:02 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/22/19 15:10:41] GDI [1513/1681] has come upon Darwick [1118/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 17:37:53 is removed from GDI's clock.
[05/23/19 11:10:43] Darwick [131/1181] has come upon wilk [46/741] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 19:29:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/24/19 17:30:17] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 06:14:51 is removed from their time toward level 165.
[05/25/19 19:16:30] kocka [1184/1455] has come upon Darwick [540/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 14:29:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/25/19 19:16:30] kocka has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 4 days, 11:40:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/26/19 06:10:08] Darwick, Joska, and kocka [1822/4142] have team battled DarwickAK, GDI, and wilk [1817/3793] and won! 3 days, 22:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/19 09:10:42] Darwick [1080/1181] has come upon wilk [175/767] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 02:39:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/26/19 10:51:14] cateye, Qpe, and luI [189/3610] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and Sanyi [3824/4344] and lost! 0 days, 17:07:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/19 18:00:58] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/19 20:51:50] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/19 20:26:43] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/19 11:11:22] Darwick [866/1181] has come upon Joska [765/1506] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 19:20:08 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/28/19 21:49:55] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:44:23 towards level 165.
[05/29/19 02:10:43] wilk [39/767] has come upon Darwick [278/1181] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 10:49:17 is added to wilk's clock.
[05/29/19 07:10:41] Darwick [698/1181] has come upon DarwickAK [380/1345] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:49:22 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/29/19 16:45:14] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 174. 0 days, 02:44:36 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 165.
[05/30/19 00:14:00] peta, luI, [Sanyi], and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/19 18:10:42] Darwick [349/1181] has come upon kocka [1051/1455] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:56:30 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/30/19 23:10:43] Darwick [144/1181] has come upon Sanyi [376/1600] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 20:32:40 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/31/19 14:28:59] DarwickAK, peta, [Sanyi], and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/19 15:10:42] Sanyi [579/1600] has come upon Darwick [748/1181] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 15 days, 00:54:39 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[06/02/19 00:08:49] luI [1192/1263] has come upon Darwick [247/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 22:58:04 is removed from luI's clock.
[06/02/19 20:46:42] kocka [896/1455] has come upon Darwick [887/1181] and rocked it! 62 days, 09:28:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/03/19 10:36:50] Darwick [1053/1181] has come upon IRPGbot [876/1779] and rocked it! 31 days, 00:52:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/03/19 16:00:25] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 155 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:45:32 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 166.
[06/04/19 13:10:41] Darwick [421/1181] has come upon DarwickAK [412/1345] and fucked they ass up! 50 days, 11:49:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/04/19 19:31:57] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 18:07:31 is removed from their time toward level 166.
[06/05/19 17:17:58] Darwick [619/1181] has come upon cateye [414/1068] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 15:50:29 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/06/19 16:58:50] Joska, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [834/4177] have team battled gyilkos, luI, and Darwick [1475/3711] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/19 17:04:13] 4R0N [175/1312] has come upon Darwick [345/1181] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 19 days, 14:12:15 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/06/19 17:19:08] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:26:59 towards level 166.
[06/06/19 19:13:59] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 02:40:09 is removed from their time toward level 166.
[06/06/19 20:10:41] Darwick [771/1181] has come upon 4R0N [300/1312] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 05:12:26 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/07/19 06:10:43] Darwick [89/1181] has come upon DarwickAK [652/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 00:01:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/07/19 09:47:27] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:26:52 towards level 166.
[06/07/19 16:10:43] Sanyi [423/1605] has come upon Darwick [1007/1181] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 10:47:11 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[06/08/19 05:12:44] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:15:12 towards level 166.
[06/09/19 13:10:40] peta [524/1386] has come upon Darwick [883/1181] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 00:28:35 is added to peta's clock.
[06/10/19 09:10:41] Darwick [673/1181] has come upon IRPGbot [300/1785] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 06:22:42 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/10/19 19:47:58] cateye [733/1068] has come upon Darwick [1106/1181] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 05:33:50 is added to cateye's clock.
[06/11/19 03:46:28] [Sanyi], kocka, and gyilkos [1348/4298] have team battled 4R0N, luI, and Darwick [533/3756] and won! 0 days, 01:58:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/19 15:10:43] kocka [267/1455] has come upon Darwick [1011/1181] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 43 days, 16:12:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/12/19 21:10:39] peta [674/1386] has come upon Darwick [341/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 05:59:48 is removed from peta's clock.
[06/14/19 14:21:33] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:23:23 is removed from their time toward level 166.
[06/14/19 19:35:18] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:38:39 towards level 166.
[06/14/19 20:42:41] peta, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/19 04:59:49] Darwick [1119/1181] has come upon Qpe [634/1263] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:22:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/16/19 00:10:42] Darwick [405/1181] has come upon luI [507/1269] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 23:13:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/16/19 07:37:23] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:08 towards level 166.
[06/16/19 15:39:58] Joska, Darwick, Sanyi, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/19 18:44:38] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:17 towards level 166.
[06/17/19 11:10:39] Darwick [584/1181] has come upon Qpe [1126/1263] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:41:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/19/19 05:50:33] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/19 13:10:42] Darwick [609/1181] has come upon luI [528/1269] and rocked it! 1 day, 00:01:45 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/19/19 17:17:04] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:15:30 is removed from their time toward level 166.
[06/20/19 09:10:40] Darwick [733/1181] has come upon wilk [221/806] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:12:18 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/20/19 17:08:10] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 18 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:45:13 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 166.
[06/21/19 11:26:08] Darwick [1042/1174] has come upon GDI [864/1741] and gave em what was coming! 65 days, 14:18:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/21/19 12:31:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 38 days, 00:38:43 from level 167.
[06/21/19 13:18:40] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 187 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:46:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 167.
[06/21/19 20:10:43] Darwick [508/1174] has come upon GDI [1360/1741] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 19:22:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/21/19 21:32:55] GDI, kocka, and Darwick [80/4356] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and wilk [191/3776] and lost! 0 days, 06:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/19 13:09:37] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 9 days, 12:34:23 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[06/22/19 16:50:08] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 10:51:54 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[06/22/19 20:30:33] peta, wilk, Darwick, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/19 13:00:38] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 86. 0 days, 02:46:03 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 167.
[06/25/19 06:42:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 56 days, 00:56:37 toward level 167.
[06/25/19 13:28:17] Darwick EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:53:36 from level 167.
[06/26/19 00:10:42] Darwick [596/1181] has come upon GDI [627/1741] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 10:06:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/26/19 05:03:02] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:53:22 towards level 167.
[06/26/19 20:10:40] Qpe [125/1302] has come upon Darwick [88/1181] and rocked it! 0 days, 23:50:55 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[06/27/19 04:55:01] gyilkos, Qpe, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/19 11:03:36] Darwick [158/1181] has come upon Ajvorl [666/1466] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 08:09:42 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/27/19 21:10:41] Sanyi [647/1566] has come upon Darwick [288/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 12:57:35 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/28/19 03:47:09] DarwickAK [374/1345] has come upon Darwick [51/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 65 days, 06:20:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/29/19 03:10:43] Darwick [873/1181] has come upon Ajvorl [900/1466] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 16:10:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/29/19 17:44:15] Darwick gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:24:56 towards level 167.
[06/29/19 18:10:43] luI [1089/1269] has come upon Darwick [297/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:00:02 is removed from luI's clock.
[06/29/19 20:15:05] Darwick [314/1181] has come upon Qpe [210/1302] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 14:50:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/30/19 06:06:29] Sanyi, peta, and kocka [2770/4401] have team battled Darwick, Qpe, and cateye [2940/3575] and lost! 2 days, 06:00:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/19 16:20:02] Darwick was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:45:10 from level 167.
[07/01/19 18:49:46] GDI, Darwick, and Joska [3779/4386] have team battled [Sanyi], cateye, and Qpe [1012/4017] and won! 0 days, 05:43:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/19 13:22:32] GDI, Darwick, and Joska [3814/4386] have team battled kocka, luI, and Qpe [3082/4012] and won! 0 days, 00:12:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 07:10:41] Darwick [111/1181] has come upon Qpe [1188/1302] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 14:20:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/03/19 23:37:36] gyilkos, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/19 11:13:01] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 4 damage. 0 days, 02:46:07 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 167.
[07/05/19 14:53:29] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 94. 0 days, 02:46:20 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 167.
[07/06/19 10:10:41] Darwick [1077/1181] has come upon DarwickAK [105/1325] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 08:58:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/06/19 16:08:57] peta, Qpe, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/19 16:10:42] wilk [100/955] has come upon Darwick [593/1181] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:35:55 is added to wilk's clock.
[07/07/19 18:49:02] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:24:28 towards level 167.
[07/08/19 02:10:42] Darwick [251/1181] has come upon GDI [158/1741] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 04:14:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/08/19 07:10:39] Darwick [77/1181] has come upon IRPGbot [1349/1735] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:20:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/08/19 12:39:39] Darwick [1019/1181] has come upon wilk [708/955] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:22:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/08/19 18:33:53] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:27 towards level 167.
[07/08/19 20:07:04] Darwick set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:43:37 from level 167.
[07/09/19 03:10:40] Qpe [1048/1302] has come upon Darwick [127/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:44:15 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[07/09/19 06:43:25] Sanyi, Darwick, and cateye [3826/3833] have team battled wilk, Qpe, and peta [2404/3645] and won! 0 days, 19:41:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/19 08:10:43] Darwick [113/1181] has come upon GDI [38/1713] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 19:28:37 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/09/19 12:31:48] GDI [1259/1713] has come upon Darwick [393/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:36:03 is removed from GDI's clock.
[07/09/19 23:10:43] wilk [497/955] has come upon Darwick [535/1181] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 02:03:43 is added to wilk's clock.
[07/10/19 04:10:42] Darwick [2/1181] has come upon kocka [564/1441] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:49:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/10/19 04:55:35] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/19 10:53:43] Darwick [695/1181] has come upon Qpe [898/1302] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:32:50 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/12/19 05:40:08] Darwick lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:16 from level 167.
[07/13/19 07:33:39] Darwick [1106/1181] has come upon [Sanyi] [725/1577] and straight stomped them in combat! 64 days, 10:40:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/14/19 08:10:43] Darwick [478/1188] has come upon Qpe [154/1369] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 18:17:29 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/15/19 04:52:04] Darwick [885/1188] has come upon Sanyi [1423/1560] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 12:31:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/15/19 05:24:44] Sanyi, kocka, and Darwick [1222/4189] have team battled Joska, wilk, and [Sanyi] [89/3999] and won! 9 days, 18:50:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/19 09:10:41] Darwick [115/1188] has come upon peta [826/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 06:07:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/16/19 10:10:43] Darwick [34/1188] has come upon gyilkos [471/1294] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 20:18:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/16/19 13:14:37] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 45 with their belt. 0 days, 02:47:14 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 168.
[07/16/19 23:44:36] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:42:24 towards level 168.
[07/18/19 10:26:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 53 days, 05:41:01 toward level 168.
[07/18/19 16:51:32] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:51:50 towards level 168.
[07/18/19 19:19:44] wilk [718/958] has come upon Darwick [1099/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:27:14 is added to wilk's clock.
[07/19/19 17:39:56] DarwickAK, Darwick, and GDI [31/4249] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and kocka [727/4268] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/19 18:10:41] Darwick [846/1188] has come upon luI [1079/1269] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 09:49:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/20/19 11:36:45] kocka, Qpe, and Joska [240/4274] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and wilk [470/3675] and lost! 1 day, 19:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/19 02:09:04] luI, kocka, and [Sanyi] [2416/4244] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and peta [1194/3892] and won! 0 days, 12:08:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/19 08:49:16] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 15:14:18 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[07/21/19 10:10:41] Darwick [860/1188] has come upon gyilkos [1104/1294] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 09:37:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/22/19 01:20:04] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:18:21 towards level 168.
[07/22/19 06:29:39] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:20:42 towards level 168.
[07/22/19 22:54:59] Darwick ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:31:54 from level 168.
[07/23/19 21:34:58] Darwick [1181/1188] has come upon cateye [29/1119] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 16:01:54 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/23/19 22:50:17] Qpe, Ajvorl, and Joska [3097/4315] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and GDI [1650/4477] and won! 1 day, 15:23:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/19 03:10:43] cateye [59/1119] has come upon Darwick [44/1188] and gave em what was coming! 52 days, 12:21:03 is removed from cateye's clock.
[07/24/19 12:02:46] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 96 with their belt. 0 days, 02:47:04 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 168.
[07/25/19 09:10:40] Joska [493/1458] has come upon Darwick [424/1188] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 20:53:19 is removed from Joska's clock.
[07/25/19 21:01:32] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/19 09:51:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 23:17:11 from level 168.
[07/26/19 11:44:42] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 09:42:28 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[07/28/19 02:45:11] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 07:10:43] Darwick [1085/1188] has come upon Joska [725/1458] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 16:46:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/28/19 12:10:41] Darwick [712/1188] has come upon GDI [898/1729] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 08:03:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/29/19 03:55:53] wilk, Darwick, Sanyi, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/19 08:10:08] [Sanyi], Darwick, and wilk [2705/3714] have team battled GDI, cateye, and kocka [1162/4302] and won! 0 days, 03:50:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/19 18:21:57] Darwick, Joska, and [Sanyi] [1236/4167] have team battled GDI, Sanyi, and peta [99/4735] and won! 0 days, 01:31:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/19 00:28:55] [Sanyi] [993/1521] has come upon Darwick [196/1188] and straight stomped them in combat! 64 days, 00:49:47 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/30/19 04:10:42] Darwick [853/1188] has come upon luI [259/1276] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 05:18:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/30/19 07:28:15] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 74 with their belt. 0 days, 02:47:11 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 168.
[07/30/19 19:10:40] Darwick [26/1188] has come upon Joska [221/1458] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 09:06:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/31/19 00:10:42] Darwick [36/1188] has come upon luI [1217/1276] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 00:03:42 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/31/19 07:19:18] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:28:41 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[08/01/19 15:41:04] Joska, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/19 17:35:11] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/19 10:32:50] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 121. 0 days, 02:47:29 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 168.
[08/03/19 14:16:42] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], cateye, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/19 14:17:45] Darwick [465/1188] has come upon cateye [871/1119] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:11:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/04/19 01:01:15] cateye, luI, and peta [290/3848] have team battled gyilkos, kocka, and Darwick [396/3953] and lost! 1 day, 06:04:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/19 12:38:00] DarwickAK, Qpe, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/19 12:45:15] Darwick [921/1188] has come upon DarwickAK [888/1332] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 07:49:01 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/05/19 00:10:43] Sanyi [1237/1560] has come upon Darwick [331/1188] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 14:18:06 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/05/19 05:10:40] Darwick [32/1188] has come upon cateye [58/1126] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:28:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/05/19 15:10:41] Darwick [433/1188] has come upon Sanyi [1320/1560] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:59:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/06/19 01:10:43] Sanyi [417/1560] has come upon Darwick [771/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 13:51:06 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/06/19 06:10:43] Darwick [870/1188] has come upon luI [885/1271] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:35:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/06/19 06:25:36] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 151 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:47:17 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 168.
[08/06/19 07:41:59] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:32 towards level 168.
[08/06/19 19:00:31] Darwick [694/1188] has come upon peta [1436/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 05:14:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/07/19 06:16:35] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 17 days, 04:24:37 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[08/07/19 15:41:24] Sanyi, cateye, and Qpe [2602/4055] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [1264/4020] and won! 0 days, 00:53:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/19 02:39:57] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/19 09:48:06] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 105 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:48:03 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 169.
[08/09/19 05:25:53] Qpe, GDI, and kocka [735/4546] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and cateye [192/3874] and won! 0 days, 14:33:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/19 09:10:41] Qpe [1175/1369] has come upon Darwick [39/1188] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 19:47:29 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[08/10/19 00:45:24] Darwick reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darwick's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/19 09:05:27] peta, Joska, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/19 15:57:07] Darwick spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Darwick's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/11/19 16:10:41] Darwick [656/1183] has come upon DarwickAK [34/1374] and straight stomped them in combat! 48 days, 13:45:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/12/19 00:16:03] wilk, DarwickAK, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/19 17:10:42] peta [309/1446] has come upon Darwick [190/1183] and fucked they ass up! 20 days, 12:09:51 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/13/19 05:22:39] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 34 with their belt. 0 days, 02:48:57 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 169.
[08/13/19 09:03:10] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 04:16:02 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[08/13/19 16:47:47] [Sanyi], Sanyi, and Darwick [1913/4212] have team battled luI, DarwickAK, and peta [4054/4091] and lost! 0 days, 05:36:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/19 21:25:52] gyilkos, cateye, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/19 19:32:14] peta, Joska, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/19 01:20:33] Darwick got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:50:07 from level 169.
[08/15/19 05:04:42] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:58:24 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[08/15/19 08:45:11] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:01:10 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[08/16/19 01:51:38] wilk, Joska, and Qpe [2921/3866] have team battled kocka, Darwick, and GDI [247/4387] and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/19 08:36:09] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 99 with their belt. 0 days, 02:48:09 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 169.
[08/16/19 15:38:31] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/19 22:10:42] peta [825/1446] has come upon Darwick [921/1188] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:52:11 is added to peta's clock.
[08/19/19 07:09:56] Darwick [629/1188] has come upon luI [1071/1271] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:17:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/19/19 09:57:45] Joska [413/1458] has come upon Darwick [881/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:20:17 is added to Joska's clock.
[08/20/19 05:10:41] gyilkos [468/1311] has come upon Darwick [233/1188] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 04:50:16 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/20/19 09:09:01] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Joska [2326/4268] have team battled kocka, luI, and Darwick [3645/3923] and lost! 0 days, 21:08:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/19 21:10:43] Darwick [988/1188] has come upon Sanyi [1244/1575] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 22:12:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/21/19 22:51:55] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:26:00 towards level 169.
[08/22/19 08:07:21] Darwick [946/1188] has come upon Joska [576/1458] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 03:41:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/22/19 12:10:42] Darwick [936/1188] has come upon kocka [1261/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:00:31 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/22/19 15:00:31] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:13:27 towards level 169.
[08/23/19 05:38:58] Joska, [Sanyi], Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/19 07:23:13] peta, gyilkos, cateye, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/19 09:23:51] GDI, luI, and DarwickAK [1504/4398] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and Darwick [3637/4074] and lost! 0 days, 15:51:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/19 19:10:41] GDI [801/1740] has come upon Darwick [360/1188] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 01:42:50 is removed from GDI's clock.
[08/24/19 19:14:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 1 day, 12:27:49 toward level 169.
[08/25/19 10:10:40] Darwick [113/1188] has come upon cateye [427/1151] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:20:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/25/19 15:10:41] peta [1391/1486] has come upon Darwick [654/1188] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 23:25:02 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/26/19 01:32:17] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/19 02:11:58] Darwick [970/1188] has come upon 4R0N [437/1312] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 04:53:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/26/19 03:25:35] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 9 days, 16:10:48 is removed from their time toward level 170.
[08/28/19 03:07:43] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 46 days, 23:37:10 is removed from their time toward level 170.
[08/28/19 23:10:43] Darwick [349/1188] has come upon Kiinga [1124/1631] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 16:11:35 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/30/19 20:06:36] DarwickAK, wilk, and GDI [1537/4169] have team battled cateye, Darwick, and kocka [2770/3803] and lost! 3 days, 14:17:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/19 20:10:43] Sanyi [432/1575] has come upon Darwick [722/1188] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 06:54:22 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/31/19 12:05:54] Darwick fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Darwick's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/01/19 03:32:23] wilk, gyilkos, Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/19 04:00:54] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:25:36 towards level 170.
[09/02/19 01:17:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 25 days, 04:17:57 toward level 170.
[09/02/19 02:22:56] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 202. 0 days, 02:49:24 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 170.
[09/02/19 03:25:12] Joska, cateye, Darwick, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/19 20:54:29] Darwick got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:50:47 from level 170.
[09/03/19 01:42:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 2 days, 12:56:40 toward level 170.
[09/03/19 22:33:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 5 days, 14:35:34 toward level 170.
[09/04/19 02:04:54] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 70. 0 days, 02:49:41 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 170.
[09/05/19 01:55:56] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 13:47:23 is removed from their time toward level 170.
[09/09/19 00:10:40] Joska [220/1455] has come upon Darwick [236/1174] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 17 days, 16:03:29 is added to Joska's clock.
[09/09/19 05:00:33] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:55:43 is removed from their time toward level 170.
[09/09/19 05:10:42] Kiinga [342/1631] has come upon Darwick [373/1174] and got flexed on in combat! 29 days, 08:16:55 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/09/19 07:10:34] Darwick [1100/1174] has come upon 4R0N [173/1312] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 10:38:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/09/19 22:23:56] Darwick [739/1174] has come upon peta [12/1525] and straight stomped them in combat! 46 days, 00:28:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/09/19 23:32:29] Kiinga, peta, Darwick, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/19 04:42:35] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 38. 0 days, 02:50:47 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 171.
[09/12/19 13:10:43] Darwick [212/1174] has come upon DarwickAK [878/1394] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 22:02:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/12/19 16:29:34] 4R0N [385/1312] has come upon Darwick [510/1174] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 06:41:34 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/13/19 04:10:42] Qpe [220/1386] has come upon Darwick [810/1174] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:06:46 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/13/19 19:10:43] Darwick [890/1174] has come upon DarwickAK [1184/1394] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 17:15:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/14/19 19:38:07] Kiinga and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/19 04:06:42] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 85 damage. 0 days, 02:50:14 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 171.
[09/15/19 09:25:35] gyilkos, Qpe, Darwick, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/19 07:42:09] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Darwick, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/19 16:37:50] luI, Darwick, and peta [539/3967] have team battled [Sanyi], wilk, and Qpe [3543/4080] and lost! 0 days, 07:19:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/19 17:10:42] Darwick [319/1174] has come upon [Sanyi] [627/1472] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 22:14:35 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/17/19 10:45:39] peta, cateye, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/19 17:26:59] wilk, gyilkos, and Darwick [1459/3746] have team battled Joska, GDI, and 4R0N [4409/4511] and lost! 1 day, 03:09:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/19 00:03:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 27 days, 02:26:03 toward level 171.
[09/18/19 04:15:11] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/19 00:10:41] [Sanyi] [805/1472] has come upon Darwick [652/1181] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 09:02:49 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/19/19 02:43:39] Kiinga, Joska, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/19 21:21:12] peta, kocka, and Qpe [889/4375] have team battled wilk, Darwick, and gyilkos [427/3753] and won! 0 days, 18:59:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/19 04:11:51] wilk, gyilkos, Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/19 04:11:55] Darwick [797/1181] has come upon gyilkos [737/1350] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 13:40:45 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/20/19 14:52:14] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:55 towards level 171.
[09/21/19 02:10:41] Darwick [831/1181] has come upon cateye [847/1151] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:59:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/21/19 09:45:20] kocka [1386/1464] has come upon Darwick [273/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 10:36:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/21/19 12:10:56] [Sanyi] [1438/1472] has come upon Darwick [1054/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 67 days, 16:42:49 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/21/19 16:36:47] Kiinga and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/19 03:10:42] Darwick [53/1181] has come upon GDI [257/1744] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:57:23 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/22/19 03:39:10] Kiinga, luI, and [Sanyi] [2760/4371] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and Qpe [1344/3973] and won! 2 days, 19:42:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/19 08:10:40] Joska [246/1467] has come upon Darwick [609/1181] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 13:51:58 is added to Joska's clock.
[09/22/19 18:10:43] Darwick [906/1181] has come upon Sanyi [880/1585] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:54:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/23/19 02:54:58] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 23. 0 days, 02:50:14 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 171.
[09/23/19 05:17:31] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:36 towards level 171.
[09/23/19 10:19:58] Darwick [410/1188] has come upon luI [216/1268] and gave em what was coming! 46 days, 17:49:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/23/19 11:43:52] Darwick, luI, and kocka [1667/3920] have team battled Joska, Qpe, and 4R0N [1184/4165] and won! 1 day, 05:40:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/19 14:10:41] Darwick [140/1188] has come upon Kiinga [603/1631] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 14:36:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/24/19 02:46:00] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 02:34:57 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[09/24/19 20:10:40] wilk [349/1222] has come upon Darwick [1092/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 06:33:43 is added to wilk's clock.
[09/24/19 21:59:34] Joska, cateye, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/19 02:37:04] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 16:02:16 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[09/25/19 09:13:35] Darwick was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:28:45 towards level 172.
[09/26/19 02:10:40] DarwickAK [25/1406] has come upon Darwick [584/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 17:23:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/27/19 16:49:35] Kiinga, Darwick, and luI [835/4079] have team battled Joska, GDI, and [Sanyi] [318/4683] and won! 0 days, 14:12:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/19 18:10:43] luI [733/1260] has come upon Darwick [782/1188] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 02:09:45 is added to luI's clock.
[09/28/19 02:10:07] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 14:15:42 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[09/28/19 17:22:01] DarwickAK, cateye, Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/19 21:21:53] Darwick saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:07:16 from level 172.
[09/29/19 18:22:36] Darwick and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 00:54:19] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:34:48 towards level 172.
[09/30/19 01:10:40] Darwick [123/1188] has come upon Qpe [949/1386] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 22:12:01 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/30/19 01:52:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 00:28:42 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[09/30/19 03:01:15] 4R0N [571/1312] has come upon Darwick [664/1188] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 23:11:35 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/30/19 03:07:11] 4R0N [1176/1312] has come upon Darwick [259/1188] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 02:17:15 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[09/30/19 15:31:05] Kiinga and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/19 01:43:09] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 36 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:51:26 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 172.
[10/01/19 07:10:41] Darwick [1064/1188] has come upon Sanyi [1524/1585] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 11:47:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/01/19 07:20:50] Joska, cateye, Darwick, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/19 18:34:40] Darwick [340/1188] has come upon luI [486/1260] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 19:39:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/01/19 18:35:48] wilk [310/1236] has come upon Darwick [1095/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 14:08:41 is added to wilk's clock.
[10/01/19 22:19:56] wilk [667/1236] has come upon Darwick [746/1188] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 16 days, 05:40:13 is added to wilk's clock.
[10/01/19 22:22:15] wilk [462/1236] has come upon Darwick [996/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 03:10:55 is added to wilk's clock.
[10/04/19 00:10:42] peta [378/1525] has come upon Darwick [176/1188] and rocked it! 1 day, 04:18:36 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/04/19 01:44:25] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:52:33 towards level 172.
[10/04/19 20:10:43] Darwick [951/1188] has come upon DarwickAK [75/1406] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 03:51:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/05/19 09:57:20] peta, Joska, Darwick, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/19 02:10:43] Qpe [72/1387] has come upon Darwick [1174/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 19:16:10 is added to Qpe's clock.
[10/06/19 03:23:24] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/19 08:28:00] Sanyi [678/1585] has come upon Darwick [698/1188] and realized it was a bad decision! 22 days, 18:41:47 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/06/19 17:10:42] Darwick [286/1188] has come upon cateye [957/1172] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:09:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/07/19 05:46:47] Darwick has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:20:13 from level 172.
[10/07/19 09:16:51] 4R0N [199/1312] has come upon Darwick [600/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 01:43:38 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/07/19 11:43:08] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/19 22:46:17] Darwick [325/1188] has come upon DarwickAK [242/1406] and rocked it! 7 days, 21:17:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/08/19 00:40:32] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 44 damage. 0 days, 02:51:36 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 172.
[10/08/19 03:07:29] Darwick [349/1188] has come upon Kiinga [88/1485] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 15:17:52 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/08/19 08:19:01] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:35 towards level 172.
[10/08/19 19:10:40] Qpe [639/1387] has come upon Darwick [234/1188] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 14:45:13 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/08/19 19:47:29] Kiinga, Darwick, Sanyi, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/19 00:13:31] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:41:36 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[10/11/19 12:10:43] Darwick [457/1188] has come upon cateye [446/1183] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:08:29 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/11/19 17:10:43] 4R0N [1233/1312] has come upon Darwick [294/1188] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 23:33:06 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[10/11/19 22:53:55] Darwick [148/1188] has come upon DarwickAK [489/1406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:27:06 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/12/19 08:10:41] Darwick [160/1188] has come upon Kiinga [1159/1485] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:42:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/12/19 18:26:31] Darwick [39/1188] has come upon Joska [1086/1719] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 38 days, 22:10:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/13/19 04:10:41] kocka [1351/1471] has come upon Darwick [1115/1188] and rocked it! 3 days, 10:23:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/13/19 05:49:32] luI, [Sanyi], and gyilkos [3372/4244] have team battled cateye, Darwick, and wilk [784/3607] and won! 0 days, 00:23:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/19 09:10:42] Darwick [340/1188] has come upon GDI [1398/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 50 days, 02:56:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/14/19 02:33:10] 4R0N, GDI, and kocka [4136/4315] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and Darwick [2756/3895] and won! 0 days, 11:00:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/19 08:52:29] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/19 18:19:07] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 17:46:17 towards level 173.
[10/15/19 00:19:16] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 05:18:35 towards level 173.
[10/15/19 17:35:21] Darwick was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 19:30:19 from level 173.
[10/16/19 03:32:57] Darwick was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 15:26:25 from level 173.
[10/16/19 15:42:34] Darwick [715/1188] has come upon peta [1334/1525] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 49 days, 00:41:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/16/19 18:02:14] Kiinga, cateye, and kocka [2683/4133] have team battled wilk, Darwick, and DarwickAK [1393/3839] and won! 10 days, 01:25:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/19 15:00:23] Darwick has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 24 days, 09:10:53 from level 173.
[10/17/19 23:43:02] Joska, Darwick, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/19 23:43:07] kocka [533/1471] has come upon Darwick [1119/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 12:41:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/18/19 04:10:41] Darwick [1017/1188] has come upon Sanyi [1010/1585] and rocked it! 99 days, 10:58:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/19/19 05:46:18] kocka [1089/1471] has come upon Darwick [718/1188] and straight stomped them in combat! 52 days, 08:17:47 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/19/19 10:10:39] Darwick [311/1188] has come upon gyilkos [977/1571] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 01:51:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/19/19 15:00:52] GDI [741/1491] has come upon Darwick [1158/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 12:59:58 is added to GDI's clock.
[10/19/19 19:12:10] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 134 damage. 0 days, 02:52:23 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 173.
[10/19/19 22:52:38] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 53 days, 23:48:10 is removed from their time toward level 173.
[10/20/19 16:10:40] luI [136/1292] has come upon Darwick [148/1188] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 23:41:37 is added to luI's clock.
[10/21/19 02:10:41] peta [726/1525] has come upon Darwick [45/1188] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:11:28 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/21/19 03:47:15] cateye, Darwick, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/19 11:42:37] peta [1121/1525] has come upon Darwick [1119/1188] and rocked it! 62 days, 20:35:50 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/22/19 13:10:40] gyilkos [870/1571] has come upon Darwick [151/1188] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:21:10 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[10/22/19 21:35:49] 4R0N [738/1353] has come upon Darwick [1044/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 20:56:12 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/22/19 23:10:41] gyilkos [430/1571] has come upon Darwick [687/1188] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:39:29 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/23/19 07:19:21] Darwick left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Darwick's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/19 19:10:39] [Sanyi] [1406/1416] has come upon Darwick [826/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 17:48:38 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/23/19 19:36:38] cateye, Qpe, Darwick, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/19 01:10:35] cateye, Joska, and DarwickAK [681/4334] have team battled Qpe, kocka, and Darwick [1745/4000] and lost! 0 days, 03:10:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/19 01:58:49] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/19 02:33:00] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/19 16:10:40] Darwick [468/1162] has come upon Qpe [786/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 18:38:55 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/26/19 02:50:17] Darwick, 4R0N, and Sanyi [1545/4136] have team battled Kiinga, gyilkos, and GDI [3535/4547] and lost! 2 days, 00:34:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/19 12:10:43] Darwick [157/1162] has come upon Sanyi [507/1576] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 22:59:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/26/19 21:49:48] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 23:22:21 is removed from their time toward level 173.
[10/26/19 22:10:44] GDI [1378/1491] has come upon Darwick [138/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 22:16:04 is removed from GDI's clock.
[10/27/19 21:51:44] peta, Qpe, Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/19 03:10:41] GDI [489/1491] has come upon Darwick [421/1162] and rocked it! 12 days, 02:11:45 is removed from GDI's clock.
[10/28/19 13:10:40] Darwick [323/1162] has come upon GDI [206/1491] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 17:19:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/29/19 10:37:53] cateye [441/1177] has come upon Darwick [625/1162] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 14 days, 22:10:04 is added to cateye's clock.
[10/29/19 18:05:41] peta, Qpe, and cateye [2098/4069] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and kocka [3030/4209] and lost! 0 days, 16:12:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/19 19:20:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 8 days, 01:26:58 toward level 173.
[10/29/19 20:22:56] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 220 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:52:41 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 173.
[10/30/19 18:40:06] Kiinga, cateye, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/19 01:10:40] kocka [148/1471] has come upon Darwick [73/1162] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 04:15:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/31/19 12:49:10] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:01 towards level 173.
[10/31/19 21:59:40] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:02 towards level 173.
[11/01/19 10:55:31] kocka [767/1471] has come upon Darwick [441/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 69 days, 17:43:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/01/19 12:10:42] peta [254/1525] has come upon Darwick [907/1162] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 08:29:29 is added to peta's clock.
[11/01/19 16:15:27] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 24. 0 days, 02:52:10 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 173.
[11/02/19 08:38:50] gyilkos, [Sanyi], Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/19 13:10:40] Darwick [207/1162] has come upon peta [648/1525] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:04:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/02/19 13:45:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 05:01:57 from level 173.
[11/02/19 18:10:41] Darwick [755/1162] has come upon peta [493/1525] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 04:30:20 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/02/19 19:46:56] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 25. 0 days, 02:52:17 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 173.
[11/03/19 04:05:45] Darwick [429/1162] has come upon luI [1016/1290] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 02:37:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/03/19 06:44:17] Kiinga, peta, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/19 17:56:09] Kiinga and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/19 00:10:41] Darwick [500/1162] has come upon wilk [26/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 20:10:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/04/19 04:06:53] DarwickAK, Sanyi, and GDI [130/4482] have team battled 4R0N, gyilkos, and Darwick [1303/4150] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/19 07:45:12] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:22:41 towards level 174.
[11/04/19 10:10:43] wilk [687/1252] has come upon Darwick [780/1162] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:30:12 is added to wilk's clock.
[11/05/19 01:49:18] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:34:56 towards level 174.
[11/05/19 03:33:02] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:38:17 from level 174.
[11/05/19 10:55:38] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:54:49 from level 174.
[11/06/19 13:44:05] peta, Qpe, Darwick, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/19 16:27:59] cateye, Kiinga, and Darwick [2104/3838] have team battled GDI, Qpe, and 4R0N [2958/4280] and lost! 0 days, 17:23:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/19 19:01:29] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:53:07 towards level 174.
[11/08/19 01:23:51] Darwick was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:42:12 from level 174.
[11/08/19 05:08:32] cateye, Darwick, 4R0N, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/19 07:26:15] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:41:54 towards level 174.
[11/09/19 10:10:40] Darwick [144/1162] has come upon Sanyi [1491/1576] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 17:40:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/09/19 16:37:56] Kiinga [733/1492] has come upon Darwick [1129/1162] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 10:38:51 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/10/19 03:18:59] peta, gyilkos, Darwick, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/19 22:31:43] [Sanyi], Darwick, 4R0N, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/19 07:10:42] Darwick [780/1162] has come upon gyilkos [52/1590] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 16:14:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/11/19 18:25:56] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 11:11:43 is removed from their time toward level 174.
[11/12/19 14:36:26] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:38:18 is removed from their time toward level 174.
[11/12/19 14:40:16] Sanyi [847/1576] has come upon Darwick [850/1162] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 23:28:52 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/12/19 23:51:14] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/19 09:10:41] [Sanyi] [858/1414] has come upon Darwick [6/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:09:09 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/13/19 14:10:41] DarwickAK [519/1415] has come upon Darwick [1086/1162] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:13:50 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/14/19 13:04:30] [Sanyi], Darwick, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/19 13:04:52] kocka [115/1478] has come upon Darwick [682/1162] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 13:11:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/14/19 15:10:40] Darwick [591/1162] has come upon gyilkos [160/1590] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:11:35 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/15/19 16:10:40] Darwick [567/1162] has come upon cateye [1198/1219] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:16:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/17/19 03:10:43] Darwick [311/1162] has come upon kocka [354/1494] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:52:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/17/19 08:10:41] Darwick [638/1162] has come upon cateye [909/1219] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:59:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/17/19 18:08:12] Qpe [268/1397] has come upon Darwick [274/1162] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 17:08:06 is added to Qpe's clock.
[11/17/19 19:00:19] Darwick [320/1162] has come upon luI [628/1301] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 27 days, 21:51:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/18/19 09:10:41] kocka [723/1500] has come upon Darwick [30/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 20:34:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/18/19 14:10:44] 4R0N [304/1414] has come upon Darwick [8/1162] and rocked it! 13 days, 04:51:34 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[11/18/19 21:15:30] luI [821/1301] has come upon Darwick [919/1162] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 20:17:40 is added to luI's clock.
[11/19/19 05:12:54] Sanyi [922/1576] has come upon Darwick [481/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 06:50:02 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/19/19 17:14:06] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 17 days, 02:45:35 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[11/20/19 12:02:22] GDI [160/1492] has come upon Darwick [137/1162] and rocked it! 73 days, 04:16:38 is removed from GDI's clock.
[11/20/19 12:02:22] GDI has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 36 days, 04:13:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/20/19 16:10:42] Darwick [330/1162] has come upon 4R0N [586/1414] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 29 days, 03:47:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/21/19 02:10:40] Sanyi [90/1576] has come upon Darwick [498/1162] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:39:13 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/21/19 07:10:41] GDI [1250/1492] has come upon Darwick [544/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 08:50:57 is removed from GDI's clock.
[11/21/19 12:10:43] Darwick [367/1162] has come upon [Sanyi] [684/1428] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 56 days, 18:47:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/23/19 16:17:04] wilk [1232/1262] has come upon Darwick [957/1162] and fucked they ass up! 24 days, 02:40:46 is removed from wilk's clock.
[11/24/19 05:12:35] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 32 days, 08:04:59 towards level 175.
[11/24/19 06:05:59] Darwick was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 31 days, 09:23:57 from level 175.
[11/24/19 10:10:41] gyilkos [1532/1583] has come upon Darwick [649/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:28:25 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/25/19 01:10:39] Darwick [340/1162] has come upon gyilkos [78/1583] and gave em what was coming! 128 days, 13:33:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/25/19 06:59:56] GDI [803/1492] has come upon Darwick [905/1162] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 07:15:49 is added to GDI's clock.
[11/25/19 07:02:51] GDI [829/1492] has come upon Darwick [138/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 08:04:36 is removed from GDI's clock.
[11/25/19 23:17:51] Darwick, GDI, and DarwickAK [2210/4056] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and cateye [294/4313] and won! 1 day, 00:54:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/19 11:42:33] [Sanyi], Sanyi, and Darwick [61/4180] have team battled kocka, 4R0N, and GDI [3953/4406] and lost! 0 days, 21:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/19 12:10:41] gyilkos [1350/1583] has come upon Darwick [892/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 07:45:24 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/26/19 12:30:55] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 08:11:57 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[11/26/19 17:10:43] Darwick [105/1169] has come upon [Sanyi] [1012/1435] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 02:48:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/27/19 05:58:14] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/19 04:10:43] Darwick [130/1169] has come upon luI [790/1301] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 04:32:15 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/28/19 13:15:59] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/19 14:49:49] wilk, Darwick, Sanyi, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/19 15:53:23] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 12 days, 00:53:43 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[11/28/19 15:53:23] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 82 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:54:58 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 175.
[11/29/19 12:03:55] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 21:20:29 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[11/29/19 20:10:43] Darwick [551/1169] has come upon gyilkos [1527/1583] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 27 days, 10:35:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/30/19 07:02:42] peta, gyilkos, Darwick, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/19 18:06:18] Sanyi [1498/1582] has come upon Darwick [858/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 02:56:25 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/02/19 01:23:12] [Sanyi], Qpe, Darwick, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/19 01:56:00] cateye, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [2665/4236] have team battled luI, peta, and Darwick [1932/3981] and won! 0 days, 20:49:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/19 12:11:51] wilk [1136/1262] has come upon Darwick [403/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 17:28:39 is removed from wilk's clock.
[12/02/19 15:17:35] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 18:02:40 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[12/03/19 14:10:43] [Sanyi] [181/1435] has come upon Darwick [12/1169] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 21:43:45 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/03/19 14:10:43] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 74 set of leggings! [Sanyi] picks it up, tossing his old level 62 set of leggings to Darwick.
[12/03/19 15:08:37] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 18:20:10 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[12/03/19 17:28:03] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:46:33 towards level 175.
[12/04/19 22:39:50] peta, DarwickAK, cateye, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/19 01:10:40] Darwick [953/1156] has come upon Qpe [1070/1417] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 12:23:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/05/19 08:27:22] gyilkos, Darwick, and GDI [1391/4229] have team battled luI, cateye, and Qpe [3581/3937] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/19 22:25:47] peta, Darwick, GDI, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/19 19:09:43] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:21:04 towards level 175.
[12/07/19 03:17:02] Kiinga, Qpe, Darwick, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/19 04:12:38] Darwick [655/1184] has come upon Kiinga [331/1504] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 17:26:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/07/19 14:32:36] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 41. 0 days, 02:54:31 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 175.
[12/08/19 08:09:26] Darwick [891/1184] has come upon cateye [236/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 06:49:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/09/19 20:10:41] Qpe [423/1417] has come upon Darwick [826/1184] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 09:41:46 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/10/19 00:36:57] Sanyi, [Sanyi], and peta [2270/4534] have team battled luI, kocka, and Darwick [1150/3985] and won! 5 days, 06:38:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/19 04:08:15] Kiinga, wilk, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/19 10:25:02] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 17:27:46 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[12/11/19 08:30:45] Darwick was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:34 towards level 175.
[12/11/19 18:33:41] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:35 towards level 175.
[12/11/19 23:56:45] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:36 from level 175.
[12/13/19 09:58:06] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:01:19 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[12/13/19 19:10:41] Darwick [173/1184] has come upon [Sanyi] [1350/1437] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:33:08 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/14/19 00:10:40] wilk [251/1262] has come upon Darwick [572/1184] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 17:45:01 is added to wilk's clock.
[12/14/19 02:22:48] [Sanyi], cateye, Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/19 02:24:09] luI [1157/1293] has come upon Darwick [15/1184] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:01:43 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/14/19 06:32:57] Darwick [814/1184] has come upon [Sanyi] [615/1437] and gave em what was coming! 72 days, 16:19:15 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/14/19 10:10:40] peta [457/1515] has come upon Darwick [57/1184] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 19:43:06 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/15/19 06:10:39] Darwick [1154/1184] has come upon GDI [928/1481] and fucked they ass up! 41 days, 04:23:17 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/15/19 08:20:28] Darwick [127/1189] has come upon [Sanyi] [322/1437] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 13:28:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/15/19 21:10:42] Darwick [1021/1189] has come upon wilk [143/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 23:07:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/16/19 05:11:34] Darwick and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/19 13:11:39] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 21:07:21 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[12/16/19 22:10:41] cateye [11/1219] has come upon Darwick [550/1189] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 04:45:28 is added to cateye's clock.
[12/17/19 01:35:04] DarwickAK, cateye, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/19 08:10:41] luI [486/1293] has come upon Darwick [1039/1189] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 11:38:54 is added to luI's clock.
[12/17/19 13:10:41] Sanyi [1427/1582] has come upon Darwick [230/1189] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 03:17:14 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/19/19 01:35:27] DarwickAK, Sanyi, and kocka [1308/4560] have team battled cateye, luI, and Darwick [1515/3729] and lost! 3 days, 04:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/19 06:30:05] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:34:36 towards level 176.
[12/19/19 09:30:05] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:12:13 towards level 176.
[12/19/19 15:52:05] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:50:14 towards level 176.
[12/20/19 01:10:41] DarwickAK [1098/1478] has come upon Darwick [258/1189] and straight stomped them in combat! 47 days, 21:06:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/20/19 08:55:13] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 23:46:49 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[12/20/19 10:58:00] Qpe [1274/1417] has come upon Darwick [1111/1189] and rocked it! 49 days, 02:21:25 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[12/20/19 21:10:40] Sanyi [1332/1582] has come upon Darwick [768/1189] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 03:07:39 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/21/19 02:10:40] Darwick [126/1189] has come upon [Sanyi] [157/1443] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 10:23:06 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/21/19 07:10:41] luI [259/1321] has come upon Darwick [127/1189] and rocked it! 2 days, 00:06:37 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/22/19 17:59:15] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/19 23:10:41] Darwick [10/1189] has come upon peta [533/1471] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 01:25:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/23/19 08:53:08] Darwick, Qpe, and luI [3786/3927] have team battled Kiinga, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [2823/4539] and won! 2 days, 23:19:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/19 07:31:59] gyilkos, Darwick, kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/19 10:01:00] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 10:29:00] Darwick, [Sanyi], Qpe, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/19 21:36:44] Darwick [651/1189] has come upon luI [800/1321] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 06:04:08 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/27/19 06:31:58] Qpe, Darwick, cateye, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/19 12:36:43] Darwick [668/1191] has come upon wilk [1108/1265] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:58:08 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/29/19 01:07:04] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:24:10 towards level 176.
[12/29/19 23:44:37] Darwick [305/1191] has come upon [Sanyi] [1357/1443] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 02:50:06 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/30/19 09:08:56] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/20 02:19:42] gyilkos [76/1592] has come upon Darwick [38/1191] and gave em what was coming! 28 days, 17:30:11 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/01/20 23:03:45] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 12 damage. 0 days, 02:55:25 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 176.
[01/02/20 03:19:42] [Sanyi] [83/1443] has come upon Darwick [56/1191] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 22:46:35 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/02/20 05:19:09] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/20 10:24:21] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:44:53 from level 176.
[01/03/20 01:40:54] cateye, gyilkos, Darwick, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/20 09:19:43] 4R0N [698/1363] has come upon Darwick [1/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 07:31:43 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/03/20 21:51:01] Darwick, DarwickAK, Joska, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/20 10:19:40] kocka [248/1513] has come upon Darwick [878/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:16:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/04/20 16:51:22] Joska [640/1742] has come upon Darwick [782/1191] and realized it was a bad decision! 40 days, 07:05:29 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/04/20 18:56:45] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 4 damage. 0 days, 02:55:03 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 176.
[01/04/20 21:51:18] [Sanyi] [98/1443] has come upon Darwick [716/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 42 days, 01:05:29 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/05/20 11:19:41] Darwick [567/1191] has come upon [Sanyi] [252/1443] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 02:33:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/05/20 16:19:41] luI [489/1329] has come upon Darwick [79/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:03:03 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/05/20 18:47:57] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:51:49 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[01/06/20 04:08:52] Darwick bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:45:58 from level 176.
[01/06/20 18:39:05] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 132 damage. 0 days, 02:55:46 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 176.
[01/08/20 22:01:50] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 12:17:05 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[01/09/20 15:29:39] gyilkos, Darwick, [Sanyi], and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/20 01:19:40] Darwick [167/1191] has come upon peta [305/1463] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:08:26 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/10/20 08:07:46] gyilkos [471/1593] has come upon Darwick [311/1191] and gave em what was coming! 74 days, 00:55:02 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/10/20 16:19:39] Darwick [266/1191] has come upon IRPGbot [468/1772] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:00:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/11/20 02:19:41] Darwick [730/1191] has come upon gyilkos [1392/1593] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:01:15 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/11/20 21:35:03] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 02:58:36 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[01/11/20 23:21:09] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:03 towards level 176.
[01/12/20 03:19:41] Darwick [746/1191] has come upon peta [703/1463] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:16:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/12/20 03:44:44] Darwick [153/1191] has come upon luI [313/1477] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 28 days, 06:01:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/12/20 13:07:46] Darwick, Joska, Sanyi, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/20 18:45:47] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/20 00:46:47] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/20 04:19:40] Darwick [493/1191] has come upon gyilkos [622/1593] and realized it was a bad decision! 32 days, 16:01:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/13/20 15:54:27] GDI, Joska, and peta [1997/4686] have team battled wilk, Darwick, and cateye [787/3675] and won! 1 day, 18:12:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/20 05:19:44] Darwick [244/1191] has come upon Qpe [329/1447] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 28 days, 07:24:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/14/20 20:19:41] gyilkos [237/1593] has come upon Darwick [451/1191] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 16:21:09 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/15/20 11:19:44] Darwick [838/1191] has come upon peta [1258/1463] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 40 days, 13:15:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/15/20 13:24:14] Darwick, 4R0N, Qpe, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/20 17:10:11] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 13 days, 09:29:09 is removed from their time toward level 177.
[01/16/20 20:50:47] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 9 days, 05:36:16 is removed from their time toward level 177.
[01/17/20 06:43:58] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 07:25:49 towards level 177.
[01/18/20 14:19:43] 4R0N [471/1408] has come upon Darwick [531/1191] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 20:49:07 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/18/20 17:29:19] gyilkos, Darwick, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/20 17:30:12] Darwick [244/1191] has come upon gyilkos [1230/1593] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 11:17:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/19/20 00:19:39] Darwick [982/1191] has come upon Qpe [1442/1447] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 07:03:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/19/20 01:31:07] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/20 22:52:33] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 02:20:32 towards level 177.
[01/20/20 10:50:46] Darwick misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:03:08 from level 177.
[01/20/20 11:53:09] cateye, Darwick, Qpe, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/20 13:19:52] Qpe [739/1425] has come upon Darwick [1124/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:17:13 is added to Qpe's clock.
[01/20/20 21:19:43] [Sanyi] [1287/1450] has come upon Darwick [637/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:42:24 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/21/20 15:03:18] Joska [1501/1742] has come upon Darwick [1027/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 83 days, 02:39:17 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/21/20 15:03:18] Joska has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 18 days, 05:30:31 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/21/20 16:09:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 5 days, 05:59:20 toward level 177.
[01/22/20 16:10:03] luI [1301/1477] has come upon Darwick [562/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 16:39:51 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/22/20 18:19:41] Darwick [259/1191] has come upon 4R0N [1207/1400] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 06:43:31 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/23/20 09:19:39] luI [791/1477] has come upon Darwick [361/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 06:50:36 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/23/20 12:28:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 67 days, 00:07:18 toward level 177.
[01/23/20 19:19:39] Darwick [479/1191] has come upon peta [482/1463] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 14:40:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/23/20 19:48:40] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 16:56:49 is removed from their time toward level 177.
[01/24/20 05:19:39] Kiinga [1253/1519] has come upon Darwick [697/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:01:34 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[01/24/20 06:33:55] Darwick, [Sanyi], luI, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/20 16:19:42] GDI [590/1481] has come upon Darwick [949/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 10:08:00 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/25/20 18:28:31] Darwick and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/20 20:34:41] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/20 23:42:50] 4R0N [294/1400] has come upon Darwick [578/1191] and got flexed on in combat! 23 days, 07:05:29 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/26/20 09:42:11] cateye, Darwick, 4R0N, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/20 22:55:36] Darwick was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:23:40 from level 177.
[01/28/20 06:49:01] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/20 16:43:31] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:21:26 towards level 177.
[01/29/20 17:21:21] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/20 06:19:41] cateye [998/1219] has come upon Darwick [893/1191] and fucked they ass up! 34 days, 12:13:19 is removed from cateye's clock.
[01/30/20 10:35:20] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/20 11:19:41] Qpe [71/1425] has come upon Darwick [441/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 11:09:11 is added to Qpe's clock.
[01/30/20 11:43:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 7 days, 20:40:37 toward level 177.
[01/30/20 15:17:46] peta [587/1463] has come upon Darwick [266/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 66 days, 12:28:51 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/30/20 21:19:44] Darwick [712/1191] has come upon luI [1257/1477] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:57:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/31/20 10:35:57] cateye, Darwick, Joska, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/20 10:49:58] 4R0N [459/1405] has come upon Darwick [300/1191] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 03:27:19 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/31/20 16:14:59] Qpe, DarwickAK, and luI [960/4412] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and 4R0N [761/4182] and won! 0 days, 05:16:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/20 03:07:14] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:52 towards level 177.
[02/01/20 03:19:40] Kiinga [920/1526] has come upon Darwick [1080/1191] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 08:24:01 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[02/01/20 04:16:24] 4R0N, Darwick, and luI [1494/4073] have team battled Sanyi, Kiinga, and Qpe [1021/4537] and won! 0 days, 17:28:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/20 19:46:08] DarwickAK [939/1510] has come upon Darwick [257/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 75 days, 18:14:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/03/20 04:02:08] cateye, Darwick, Joska, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/20 15:45:41] Joska, [Sanyi], and cateye [4046/4402] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and wilk [2696/3935] and won! 0 days, 16:57:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/20 18:11:20] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 114 with their belt. 0 days, 02:56:03 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 177.
[02/03/20 20:19:40] Darwick [51/1191] has come upon luI [603/1477] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:03:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/05/20 03:15:32] wilk [1116/1290] has come upon Darwick [523/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 00:31:01 is removed from wilk's clock.
[02/05/20 04:50:38] wilk [49/1290] has come upon Darwick [64/1191] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 04:07:55 is added to wilk's clock.
[02/05/20 05:48:04] Darwick and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/20 17:57:01] Qpe [938/1425] has come upon Darwick [1088/1191] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 13:26:18 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/05/20 18:03:06] Qpe [1189/1425] has come upon Darwick [295/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 10:19:11 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[02/05/20 22:19:41] [Sanyi] [593/1441] has come upon Darwick [1080/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 05:28:14 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/06/20 17:44:39] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 229. 0 days, 02:56:55 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 177.
[02/06/20 21:46:22] Darwick got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:05:18 from level 177.
[02/06/20 22:28:58] Darwick, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/20 23:06:09] Qpe, Darwick, and peta [9/4086] have team battled luI, Sanyi, and Joska [503/4805] and lost! 0 days, 15:08:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/20 23:19:40] luI [1054/1477] has come upon Darwick [751/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 00:26:55 is removed from luI's clock.
[02/07/20 01:10:45] Darwick ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:18:13 from level 177.
[02/07/20 19:19:42] Darwick [184/1199] has come upon [Sanyi] [1187/1441] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:33:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/08/20 18:03:14] Sanyi [1102/1586] has come upon Darwick [372/1199] and straight stomped them in combat! 78 days, 09:36:04 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/09/20 01:19:40] Darwick [1136/1199] has come upon peta [605/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 13:06:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/09/20 06:19:43] Sanyi [1335/1586] has come upon Darwick [880/1199] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 06:10:41 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/09/20 16:19:43] Darwick [220/1199] has come upon wilk [442/1290] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:53:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/10/20 17:08:51] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 37 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:56:02 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 177.
[02/11/20 08:19:43] Darwick [547/1199] has come upon Kiinga [986/1526] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:39:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/11/20 13:19:24] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 125 with their belt. 0 days, 02:56:52 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 177.
[02/11/20 14:20:48] Kiinga, DarwickAK, and Darwick [2781/4245] have team battled Joska, Sanyi, and peta [1556/4798] and won! 1 day, 06:05:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/20 17:41:38] Darwick, 4R0N, Joska, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/20 18:00:45] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/20 13:10:29] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 1 damage. 0 days, 02:56:08 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 177.
[02/12/20 17:27:20] Darwick, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/20 08:50:14] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:31 towards level 177.
[02/13/20 12:25:20] Darwick, GDI, Sanyi, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/20 15:17:52] Qpe, Darwick, and Joska [1124/4366] have team battled Kiinga, 4R0N, and gyilkos [1785/4545] and lost! 0 days, 02:52:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/20 01:19:42] Sanyi [1004/1586] has come upon Darwick [1037/1199] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 05:19:57 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/14/20 01:21:41] Kiinga [483/1526] has come upon Darwick [24/1199] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 15:29:54 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[02/14/20 08:35:12] Darwick [650/1199] has come upon [Sanyi] [742/1441] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 41 days, 19:05:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/14/20 16:19:43] Darwick [1021/1199] has come upon peta [783/1470] and rocked it! 83 days, 11:05:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/14/20 16:19:43] Darwick has dealt peta a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:42:04 is added to peta's clock.
[02/15/20 16:24:24] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 16:38:19 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[02/15/20 20:28:35] Darwick, wilk, luI, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/20 20:31:30] wilk [386/1290] has come upon Darwick [994/1199] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 21:47:24 is added to wilk's clock.
[02/15/20 22:19:41] peta [1415/1470] has come upon Darwick [715/1199] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:05:46 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/16/20 13:19:42] [Sanyi] [757/1441] has come upon Darwick [369/1199] and straight stomped them in combat! 176 days, 12:41:46 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/16/20 17:51:33] Darwick, GDI, Sanyi, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/20 04:19:40] Sanyi [1330/1586] has come upon Darwick [991/1199] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 04:24:01 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/17/20 14:19:41] Sanyi [146/1586] has come upon Darwick [114/1199] and rocked it! 3 days, 01:01:42 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/17/20 16:06:39] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 10:18:12 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[02/17/20 16:07:57] gyilkos [178/1602] has come upon Darwick [148/1199] and gave em what was coming! 76 days, 15:21:39 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/18/20 05:19:39] 4R0N [146/1423] has come upon Darwick [94/1199] and rocked it! 17 days, 01:13:29 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[02/18/20 18:57:12] Darwick, Qpe, peta, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/20 12:08:18] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 62. 0 days, 02:57:38 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 178.
[02/19/20 22:55:24] Darwick lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:07:40 from level 178.
[02/20/20 02:19:42] DarwickAK [1562/1575] has come upon Darwick [603/1199] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:56:13 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/20/20 11:59:26] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 03:45:04 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[02/20/20 11:59:26] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 72 damage. 0 days, 02:57:02 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 178.
[02/20/20 16:19:29] Darwick [987/1199] has come upon GDI [65/1477] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 20:15:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/21/20 03:19:39] Darwick [523/1199] has come upon peta [1069/1470] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 04:36:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/21/20 19:46:15] Qpe stole Darwick's level 277 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 275 pair of boots behind, which Darwick then takes.
[02/22/20 10:08:47] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:07:58 towards level 178.
[02/23/20 05:19:41] Darwick [1167/1196] has come upon IRPGbot [696/1788] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 19:38:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/23/20 13:58:37] peta [1385/1470] has come upon Darwick [563/1196] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:48:23 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/23/20 20:02:06] luI [843/1477] has come upon Darwick [809/1196] and rocked it! 27 days, 23:27:59 is removed from luI's clock.
[02/24/20 01:19:43] Darwick [821/1196] has come upon Qpe [330/1420] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 21:37:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/24/20 11:19:39] peta [8/1470] has come upon Darwick [1135/1196] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:11:50 is added to peta's clock.
[02/24/20 15:04:29] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 20:44:01 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[02/24/20 16:19:43] Darwick [976/1196] has come upon Sanyi [227/1586] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:15:19 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/25/20 00:17:53] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:47 towards level 178.
[02/25/20 12:54:58] Darwick, GDI, 4R0N, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/20 14:55:38] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:33:56 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[02/26/20 03:05:12] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:56 towards level 178.
[02/26/20 03:19:43] wilk [523/1290] has come upon Darwick [898/1196] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 20:48:08 is added to wilk's clock.
[02/26/20 09:20:49] wilk [623/1290] has come upon Darwick [485/1196] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 09:31:01 is removed from wilk's clock.
[02/26/20 13:48:12] Darwick, GDI, peta, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/20 21:13:25] Darwick [943/1196] has come upon 4R0N [464/1474] and straight stomped them in combat! 43 days, 17:27:19 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/26/20 23:19:39] gyilkos [222/1608] has come upon Darwick [263/1196] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:33:53 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/27/20 17:13:00] Darwick, GDI, peta, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/20 20:24:44] 4R0N [1430/1475] has come upon Darwick [1169/1196] and gave em what was coming! 42 days, 07:40:51 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[02/28/20 03:26:59] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 03:38:42 towards level 179.
[02/28/20 05:19:42] peta [966/1470] has come upon Darwick [164/1196] and straight stomped them in combat! 50 days, 20:19:37 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/28/20 05:19:42] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 82 charm! peta picks it up, tossing his old level 79 charm to Darwick.
[02/28/20 10:48:29] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 478 with their belt. 0 days, 02:58:46 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 179.
[02/28/20 22:40:34] Darwick, [Sanyi], peta, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/29/20 22:24:40] Darwick, Qpe, Joska, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/29/20 22:26:15] Sanyi [210/1586] has come upon Darwick [200/1193] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 21:49:36 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/01/20 07:19:43] wilk [955/1320] has come upon Darwick [769/1193] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 16:11:35 is removed from wilk's clock.
[03/01/20 14:27:16] Joska [989/1742] has come upon Darwick [994/1193] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 41 days, 01:05:30 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/01/20 17:19:44] Darwick [242/1193] has come upon wilk [310/1320] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 10:18:01 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/02/20 04:52:45] [Sanyi], peta, and Darwick [1648/4111] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and GDI [2613/4629] and lost! 0 days, 23:18:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/20 13:19:43] Darwick [626/1193] has come upon Joska [1085/1742] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 17:25:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/02/20 14:02:31] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 6 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:58:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 179.
[03/02/20 23:19:42] Kiinga [561/1581] has come upon Darwick [71/1193] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 01:08:44 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/03/20 09:19:40] Darwick [385/1193] has come upon Kiinga [113/1581] and fucked they ass up! 22 days, 03:41:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/03/20 19:19:41] Darwick [256/1193] has come upon Kiinga [337/1581] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 20:01:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/04/20 15:19:00] Darwick was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:35:51 from level 179.
[03/05/20 06:19:43] peta [662/1474] has come upon Darwick [46/1193] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 02:00:42 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/05/20 06:19:43] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 94 ring! peta picks it up, tossing his old level 81 ring to Darwick.
[03/05/20 12:07:46] Darwick, DarwickAK, Joska, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/20 04:33:01] Joska [1599/1742] has come upon Darwick [938/1179] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 23:28:00 is removed from Joska's clock.
[03/06/20 08:21:41] Joska [667/1742] has come upon Darwick [699/1179] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 08:41:44 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/07/20 05:33:38] Darwick, GDI, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/20 09:01:47] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/20 16:01:52] DarwickAK [183/1587] has come upon Darwick [1052/1179] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 23:14:29 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/08/20 07:52:01] Darwick [10/1179] has come upon Joska [277/1811] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 11:39:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/08/20 18:08:51] Darwick, Joska, and wilk [2794/4310] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and Sanyi [3422/4652] and lost! 0 days, 14:48:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/20 10:19:43] luI [873/1479] has come upon Darwick [524/1179] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 01:03:38 is removed from luI's clock.
[03/09/20 13:00:36] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 201 with their belt. 0 days, 02:58:29 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 179.
[03/10/20 02:25:30] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:26:09 towards level 179.
[03/10/20 11:19:42] gyilkos [665/1617] has come upon Darwick [542/1179] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 10:43:07 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/10/20 12:51:45] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 64 damage. 0 days, 02:58:47 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 179.
[03/10/20 13:12:16] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:28:24 towards level 179.
[03/10/20 16:19:39] wilk [956/1320] has come upon Darwick [965/1179] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 17:12:16 is added to wilk's clock.
[03/10/20 19:04:05] Darwick, [Sanyi], Joska, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/20 19:14:12] [Sanyi] [1229/1442] has come upon Darwick [738/1179] and straight stomped them in combat! 63 days, 20:11:23 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/11/20 12:19:41] Sanyi [786/1586] has come upon Darwick [294/1179] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 08:06:18 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/12/20 03:47:35] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/20 21:57:31] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/20 18:45:53] gyilkos [458/1617] has come upon Darwick [534/1179] and got flexed on in combat! 44 days, 01:05:30 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/14/20 00:00:51] gyilkos, Darwick, GDI, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/20 15:19:43] Qpe [928/1433] has come upon Darwick [762/1179] and rocked it! 25 days, 02:30:26 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[03/14/20 18:53:20] gyilkos, Darwick, 4R0N, and Joska have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/20 06:27:15] Joska, Darwick, and Qpe [1612/4439] have team battled wilk, peta, and luI [278/4291] and won! 1 day, 01:23:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/20 13:19:00] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/20 21:19:42] Darwick [313/1179] has come upon gyilkos [361/1617] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 20:34:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/16/20 16:34:30] Darwick, GDI, Joska, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/20 13:19:39] Qpe [282/1449] has come upon Darwick [465/1179] and got flexed on in combat! 10 days, 07:12:00 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/18/20 04:19:40] Darwick [508/1179] has come upon gyilkos [556/1617] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:23:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/18/20 05:01:31] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/20 09:19:41] Darwick [788/1179] has come upon Qpe [77/1449] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:49:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/19/20 01:58:24] Darwick [988/1179] has come upon peta [697/1488] and rocked it! 69 days, 08:45:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/19/20 02:08:37] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/20 04:39:38] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:06:59 towards level 180.
[03/19/20 15:40:06] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/20 05:45:58] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/20 07:42:51] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 115 damage. 0 days, 02:59:13 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 180.
[03/20/20 13:11:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 26 days, 16:52:35 toward level 180.
[03/20/20 14:47:39] Darwick, Qpe, and wilk [3390/3911] have team battled Sanyi, GDI, and [Sanyi] [2079/4455] and won! 2 days, 23:18:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/20 05:50:54] GDI [840/1458] has come upon Darwick [850/1179] and realized it was a bad decision! 26 days, 19:31:15 is added to GDI's clock.
[03/21/20 05:51:16] GDI [888/1458] has come upon Darwick [753/1179] and rocked it! 58 days, 23:44:36 is removed from GDI's clock.
[03/21/20 11:14:34] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 92. 0 days, 02:59:01 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 180.
[03/21/20 20:12:47] Darwick, DarwickAK, peta, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/20 17:30:54] Kiinga [324/1564] has come upon Darwick [728/1179] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 13:33:22 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[03/22/20 17:35:43] gyilkos, Darwick, wilk, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/20 04:19:40] wilk [714/1283] has come upon Darwick [360/1179] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 03:45:09 is removed from wilk's clock.
[03/23/20 07:16:14] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 00:16:41 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[03/23/20 19:19:43] Kiinga [950/1564] has come upon Darwick [822/1179] and rocked it! 13 days, 23:15:56 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/23/20 22:28:37] Darwick, GDI, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/20 07:07:20] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 14. 0 days, 02:59:24 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 180.
[03/24/20 12:39:18] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:05 towards level 180.
[03/24/20 16:18:16] [Sanyi] [408/1441] has come upon Darwick [23/1179] and straight stomped them in combat! 57 days, 22:58:17 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/24/20 19:10:05] Darwick got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:24:19 from level 180.
[03/24/20 20:19:43] Joska [402/1820] has come upon Darwick [243/1179] and rocked it! 22 days, 06:14:18 is removed from Joska's clock.
[03/25/20 06:48:47] Qpe [122/1449] has come upon Darwick [917/1179] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 01:05:29 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/25/20 18:14:01] Darwick, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/20 18:34:14] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/20 11:33:27] Darwick was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:25:48 from level 180.
[03/26/20 22:19:44] Sanyi [1293/1556] has come upon Darwick [946/1179] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 07:23:32 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/27/20 03:19:43] Kiinga [1097/1564] has come upon Darwick [802/1179] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 06:45:46 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/27/20 08:19:39] Darwick [1036/1179] has come upon gyilkos [1233/1618] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 17:59:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/27/20 17:39:58] Darwick, luI, and Joska [3560/4471] have team battled Sanyi, wilk, and peta [4237/4337] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/20 19:32:06] Darwick [313/1179] has come upon gyilkos [378/1618] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 20:22:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/28/20 04:19:40] Darwick [370/1179] has come upon IRPGbot [732/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:59:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/28/20 20:55:42] Darwick [932/1179] has come upon Joska [1540/1820] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:35:01 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/29/20 00:19:43] Darwick [464/1179] has come upon Qpe [412/1487] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 07:50:44 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/29/20 03:32:34] gyilkos [414/1629] has come upon Darwick [530/1179] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:19:44 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/29/20 11:03:32] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:28:35 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[03/29/20 11:03:32] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 7. 0 days, 02:59:14 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 180.
[03/29/20 16:19:40] Darwick [1051/1179] has come upon Kiinga [1487/1566] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:13:26 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/29/20 19:59:08] peta, [Sanyi], and Darwick [3127/4108] have team battled gyilkos, Qpe, and wilk [1404/4409] and won! 0 days, 13:36:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/20 20:17:59] Darwick and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/20 07:14:11] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 08:00:51 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[03/30/20 22:19:41] [Sanyi] [756/1441] has come upon Darwick [334/1179] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 03:48:38 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/31/20 05:54:31] DarwickAK [471/1600] has come upon Darwick [868/1179] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:32:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/20 23:19:39] Darwick [482/1179] has come upon wilk [1052/1293] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:16:50 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/01/20 00:43:50] peta, Darwick, and wilk [2639/3960] have team battled gyilkos, Qpe, and Sanyi [1595/4672] and won! 0 days, 17:57:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/20 04:19:42] Darwick [565/1179] has come upon peta [1219/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:43:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/01/20 06:26:31] GDI [911/1522] has come upon Darwick [1136/1179] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 04:51:54 is added to GDI's clock.
[04/01/20 14:19:41] Darwick [891/1179] has come upon luI [253/1472] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:35:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/01/20 16:11:26] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/20 10:19:09] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 154 damage. 0 days, 02:59:07 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 180.
[04/03/20 21:19:42] peta [1469/1488] has come upon Darwick [782/1179] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:24:21 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/04/20 08:02:27] gyilkos, Darwick, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/20 10:58:21] Darwick [265/1179] has come upon wilk [34/1293] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 16:24:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/09/20 15:58:19] wilk [317/1293] has come upon Darwick [715/1179] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:48:04 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/09/20 20:50:54] Darwick, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [314/4220] have team battled peta, wilk, and GDI [3326/4314] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/20 00:14:05] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/20 11:32:34] GDI, [Sanyi], Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/20 11:33:39] peta [1053/1488] has come upon Darwick [652/1179] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:46:12 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/10/20 18:17:19] Darwick, peta, and [Sanyi] [641/4128] have team battled luI, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [1151/4628] and lost! 0 days, 05:44:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/20 02:58:20] Darwick [182/1179] has come upon DarwickAK [1153/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:41:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/11/20 15:21:00] [Sanyi], luI, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/20 10:11:14] wilk [732/1294] has come upon Darwick [143/1179] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:12:21 is removed from wilk's clock.
[04/12/20 12:13:26] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:13 towards level 180.
[04/12/20 18:58:20] wilk [216/1294] has come upon Darwick [261/1179] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:43:58 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/13/20 09:44:16] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 10 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:59:09 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 180.
[04/13/20 09:58:19] [Sanyi] [223/1453] has come upon Darwick [217/1180] and gave em what was coming! 33 days, 01:07:34 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/13/20 14:40:23] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:56 towards level 180.
[04/13/20 14:58:19] gyilkos [422/1629] has come upon Darwick [948/1180] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:46:50 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/13/20 22:45:15] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/20 22:56:14] GDI, [Sanyi], Darwick, and wilk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/20 05:58:22] DarwickAK [1369/1600] has come upon Darwick [1135/1180] and fucked they ass up! 37 days, 23:11:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/14/20 19:59:50] Darwick [1060/1180] has come upon Sanyi [4/1567] and straight stomped them in combat! 79 days, 23:39:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/14/20 19:59:50] In the fierce battle, Sanyi dropped his level 162 amulet! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 105 amulet to Sanyi.
[04/14/20 20:58:21] DarwickAK [1296/1600] has come upon Darwick [434/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 17:22:05 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/20 01:58:20] peta [733/1488] has come upon Darwick [190/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 09:11:07 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/15/20 09:26:34] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 01:36:51 is removed from their time toward level 181.
[04/15/20 11:57:07] peta, Darwick, and wilk [2399/4033] have team battled luI, gyilkos, and GDI [925/4626] and won! 1 day, 23:10:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/20 11:58:21] DarwickAK [469/1600] has come upon Darwick [536/1243] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 02:53:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/15/20 18:54:29] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/20 01:58:11] Sanyi, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/20 09:16:33] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/20 01:26:07] DarwickAK, gyilkos, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/20 12:31:24] DarwickAK, luI, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/20 12:36:30] peta [311/1488] has come upon Darwick [524/1243] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 11:35:54 is added to peta's clock.
[04/17/20 16:29:43] Darwick [716/1243] has come upon gyilkos [1255/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 15:48:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/17/20 18:58:20] luI [1273/1464] has come upon Darwick [622/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 22:14:03 is removed from luI's clock.
[04/18/20 11:40:07] GDI, [Sanyi], luI, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/20 19:58:20] wilk [895/1302] has come upon Darwick [1171/1243] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 13:13:47 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/19/20 08:09:15] Darwick, Sanyi, and Qpe [1069/4246] have team battled GDI, [Sanyi], and luI [1057/4450] and won! 4 days, 02:49:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/20 11:29:25] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:49:00 towards level 181.
[04/19/20 20:58:22] Darwick [1000/1243] has come upon wilk [15/1302] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 21:23:18 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/19/20 21:42:10] Darwick, luI, and DarwickAK [1729/4307] have team battled peta, GDI, and wilk [2864/4289] and lost! 0 days, 07:08:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/20 06:42:06] Sanyi, DarwickAK, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/20 06:51:45] Darwick [406/1243] has come upon Qpe [847/1487] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:17:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/20/20 06:58:20] Darwick [1149/1243] has come upon wilk [907/1302] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 01:53:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/20/20 08:48:31] Darwick [1171/1243] has come upon GDI [854/1499] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 07:42:06 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/21/20 00:06:46] GDI, Darwick, and Qpe [1948/4229] have team battled peta, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [2901/4734] and lost! 0 days, 16:01:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/20 09:07:16] GDI, [Sanyi], Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/20 09:07:42] Darwick [417/1243] has come upon [Sanyi] [1003/1453] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:07:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/21/20 10:54:36] GDI, gyilkos, and peta [3933/4633] have team battled luI, Darwick, and Sanyi [1970/4217] and won! 5 days, 16:08:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/20 12:13:39] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 19:43:15 is removed from their time toward level 181.
[04/21/20 12:58:20] Darwick [1051/1243] has come upon GDI [928/1499] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 03:25:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/22/20 08:58:21] GDI [1084/1499] has come upon Darwick [601/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 08:17:34 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/22/20 21:10:24] Darwick [958/1243] has come upon wilk [618/1302] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 19:30:21 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/23/20 09:35:52] GDI, [Sanyi], Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/23/20 19:11:10] Darwick, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [1753/4206] have team battled GDI, Qpe, and wilk [258/4288] and won! 3 days, 11:15:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/20 19:58:20] peta [25/1488] has come upon Darwick [162/1243] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 00:54:03 is added to peta's clock.
[04/24/20 00:58:21] Darwick [214/1243] has come upon IRPGbot [1723/1830] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 01:52:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/24/20 10:55:39] peta, wilk, and Qpe [906/4277] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and DarwickAK [3795/4353] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/20 01:58:21] Darwick [819/1243] has come upon GDI [772/1499] and fucked they ass up! 50 days, 12:21:47 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/25/20 09:43:13] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:51:19 towards level 182.
[04/25/20 22:26:03] peta, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [3071/4451] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and gyilkos [2189/4375] and won! 1 day, 04:41:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/20 05:03:50] Qpe, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [3564/4653] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and GDI [3201/4252] and won! 1 day, 18:52:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/20 07:48:49] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 8 with their belt. 0 days, 03:01:35 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 182.
[04/26/20 07:58:20] Darwick [1069/1243] has come upon gyilkos [1154/1633] and realized it was a bad decision! 14 days, 04:32:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/26/20 09:34:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 46 days, 17:08:43 from level 182.
[04/27/20 03:06:27] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/20 10:15:01] luI [584/1468] has come upon Darwick [331/1243] and rocked it! 55 days, 10:21:53 is removed from luI's clock.
[04/27/20 11:20:32] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 99 with their belt. 0 days, 03:01:44 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 182.
[04/27/20 20:50:37] Darwick [273/1243] has come upon DarwickAK [1077/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 16:13:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/29/20 00:58:19] Darwick [753/1243] has come upon IRPGbot [1109/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 19:27:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/29/20 06:31:02] peta [1001/1488] has come upon Darwick [826/1243] and gave em what was coming! 70 days, 17:33:53 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/29/20 07:22:13] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 00:46:41 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[04/29/20 10:58:18] Qpe [637/1487] has come upon Darwick [731/1243] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 01:55:51 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/29/20 11:02:45] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 16:09:19 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[04/29/20 16:13:09] Darwick [111/1243] has come upon gyilkos [603/1633] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 21:49:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/30/20 01:58:18] gyilkos [210/1633] has come upon Darwick [13/1243] and rocked it! 14 days, 15:29:58 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/30/20 03:21:19] Darwick [1046/1243] has come upon Sanyi [1215/1514] and realized it was a bad decision! 42 days, 22:26:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/30/20 07:13:16] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 58. 0 days, 03:01:44 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 182.
[04/30/20 11:58:21] peta [1322/1488] has come upon Darwick [154/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 09:39:42 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/30/20 16:21:26] luI, Qpe, Darwick, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/20 16:51:03] Darwick, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [4145/4357] have team battled gyilkos, GDI, and peta [2703/4611] and won! 1 day, 05:01:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/20 18:54:21] [Sanyi], Qpe, Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/20 18:54:21] Darwick [1096/1243] has come upon [Sanyi] [1372/1453] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 29 days, 00:33:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/01/20 22:58:19] Darwick [1070/1243] has come upon GDI [373/1490] and straight stomped them in combat! 64 days, 14:56:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/02/20 16:50:12] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:15:06 towards level 182.
[05/03/20 09:58:19] Darwick [856/1243] has come upon IRPGbot [1419/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 18:20:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/03/20 13:03:55] Darwick met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:26:20 from level 182.
[05/03/20 19:58:23] peta [101/1488] has come upon Darwick [1032/1243] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 21:50:03 is added to peta's clock.
[05/04/20 00:58:20] peta [1364/1488] has come upon Darwick [821/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 22:52:38 is removed from peta's clock.
[05/04/20 07:03:10] [Sanyi], Sanyi, and Darwick [3119/4210] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and luI [3277/4589] and lost! 0 days, 07:45:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/20 22:22:57] Darwick [465/1243] has come upon DarwickAK [1329/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 18:33:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/04/20 23:23:34] [Sanyi], luI, Darwick, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/20 02:13:02] peta [1225/1488] has come upon Darwick [397/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 15:07:36 is removed from peta's clock.
[05/06/20 15:43:50] DarwickAK, luI, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/20 15:43:50] wilk [448/1317] has come upon Darwick [850/1243] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:16:06 is added to wilk's clock.
[05/07/20 06:11:17] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 154 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:01:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 182.
[05/07/20 11:33:10] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:41:10 towards level 182.
[05/07/20 20:42:45] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/20 22:14:05] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/20 23:58:22] peta [415/1488] has come upon Darwick [1079/1243] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:01:43 is added to peta's clock.
[05/08/20 02:33:25] Darwick [2/1243] has come upon luI [747/1468] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 13:35:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/08/20 15:58:33] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:21:20 towards level 182.
[05/09/20 09:34:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 20:41:19 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[05/09/20 22:25:05] [Sanyi], gyilkos, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/20 22:28:58] Darwick [1047/1243] has come upon [Sanyi] [809/1483] and rocked it! 11 days, 04:03:35 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/09/20 23:14:29] Darwick [58/1243] has come upon [Sanyi] [1230/1483] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:37:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/09/20 23:23:29] Darwick [106/1243] has come upon [Sanyi] [100/1483] and rocked it! 7 days, 13:52:44 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/10/20 01:42:41] peta [1282/1488] has come upon Darwick [234/1243] and straight stomped them in combat! 71 days, 04:21:53 is removed from peta's clock.
[05/10/20 05:55:33] gyilkos, Darwick, and Qpe [3040/4363] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and GDI [3929/4461] and lost! 1 day, 17:23:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/20 06:40:44] Darwick found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:16 towards level 182.
[05/11/20 02:58:21] wilk [1020/1317] has come upon Darwick [805/1243] and fucked they ass up! 30 days, 06:43:25 is removed from wilk's clock.
[05/11/20 14:27:23] Darwick ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:37:56 from level 182.
[05/11/20 18:33:15] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Qpe [936/4610] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and wilk [1284/4057] and lost! 0 days, 07:53:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/20 08:58:20] Darwick [1021/1243] has come upon GDI [29/1490] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:39:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/12/20 18:58:20] [Sanyi] [344/1483] has come upon Darwick [1068/1243] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 09:54:42 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/13/20 04:58:20] Darwick [503/1243] has come upon peta [1373/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:10:35 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/14/20 05:09:25] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 25 with their belt. 0 days, 03:01:44 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 182.
[05/14/20 10:58:23] Darwick [813/1243] has come upon wilk [1132/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:43:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/14/20 14:40:04] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:42 towards level 182.
[05/15/20 11:58:18] Darwick [872/1243] has come upon Kiinga [661/1566] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 20:56:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/15/20 20:46:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 0 days, 16:44:49 toward level 182.
[05/16/20 05:24:04] Darwick [1057/1260] has come upon Qpe [22/1487] and straight stomped them in combat! 56 days, 19:40:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/16/20 08:32:17] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 198 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:02:04 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 183.
[05/16/20 12:58:18] Sanyi [295/1523] has come upon Darwick [1131/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 60 days, 05:03:09 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/17/20 23:58:23] GDI [277/1490] has come upon Darwick [129/1260] and rocked it! 4 days, 11:07:22 is removed from GDI's clock.
[05/18/20 21:27:24] Darwick [1051/1260] has come upon [Sanyi] [142/1483] and straight stomped them in combat! 51 days, 21:31:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/18/20 21:27:33] Darwick [1101/1260] has come upon [Sanyi] [338/1483] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 00:34:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/19/20 00:14:43] Sanyi, gyilkos, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/20 00:58:20] Darwick [1259/1260] has come upon wilk [147/1324] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 10:04:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/19/20 23:32:37] luI, Darwick, wilk, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/20 01:58:21] Darwick [245/1260] has come upon wilk [257/1324] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 10:18:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/20/20 04:16:07] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:45:34 is removed from their time toward level 183.
[05/20/20 07:56:38] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 23:38:12 is removed from their time toward level 183.
[05/22/20 08:58:21] Darwick [570/1260] has come upon kocka [934/1558] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 18:15:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/22/20 18:58:20] [Sanyi] [317/1483] has come upon Darwick [1234/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 05:50:26 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/22/20 20:49:29] peta, wilk, and [Sanyi] [3045/4273] have team battled luI, kocka, and Darwick [3779/4295] and lost! 0 days, 06:06:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/20 03:49:47] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 241 damage. 0 days, 03:02:56 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 183.
[05/23/20 07:30:23] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 20:17:49 is removed from their time toward level 183.
[05/24/20 04:11:05] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:20 towards level 183.
[05/25/20 01:58:20] Kiinga [413/1566] has come upon Darwick [970/1269] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:40:08 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[05/25/20 21:36:43] Sanyi, kocka, and luI [3816/4567] have team battled Darwick, wilk, and Qpe [770/3994] and won! 0 days, 01:15:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/20 02:27:01] luI, kocka, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/20 02:58:21] kocka [581/1558] has come upon Darwick [265/1269] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 01:02:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/27/20 06:36:53] GDI, [Sanyi], Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/20 00:30:36] GDI, Qpe, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/20 02:49:11] kocka, GDI, and Darwick [2026/4317] have team battled peta, wilk, and luI [1389/4241] and won! 0 days, 01:36:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/20 09:16:35] Darwick [977/1269] has come upon peta [775/1466] and fucked they ass up! 72 days, 17:40:25 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/29/20 02:56:43] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 33 days, 21:37:42 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[05/30/20 02:47:52] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 57 damage. 0 days, 03:03:20 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 184.
[05/30/20 06:58:20] luI [587/1451] has come upon Darwick [148/1269] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 09:34:41 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/30/20 21:33:30] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/20 21:58:20] Darwick [638/1269] has come upon Kiinga [422/1593] and fucked they ass up! 22 days, 18:19:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/30/20 23:24:52] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:42:53 towards level 184.
[05/31/20 12:58:19] wilk [570/1324] has come upon Darwick [471/1269] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:09:04 is removed from wilk's clock.
[06/01/20 23:58:20] Kiinga [444/1593] has come upon Darwick [874/1269] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 66 days, 17:16:05 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[06/02/20 04:58:21] peta [482/1471] has come upon Darwick [329/1269] and fucked they ass up! 58 days, 07:41:05 is removed from peta's clock.
[06/02/20 05:54:43] HellSpawn [80/103] has come upon Darwick [386/1269] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:20:45 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/02/20 15:06:56] luI, Qpe, Darwick, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/20 02:12:27] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 1 with their belt. 0 days, 03:03:17 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 184.
[06/03/20 05:58:19] luI [1081/1451] has come upon Darwick [1141/1269] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 18:28:57 is added to luI's clock.
[06/03/20 10:43:33] Darwick, Kiinga, luI, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/20 11:59:29] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:44:23 towards level 184.
[06/03/20 15:58:20] Darwick [441/1269] has come upon [Sanyi] [1109/1581] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:52:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/03/20 17:51:01] HellSpawn, luI, and [Sanyi] [799/3262] have team battled kocka, Darwick, and wilk [1857/4151] and lost! 0 days, 01:27:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/20 20:58:18] Darwick [924/1269] has come upon gyilkos [776/1658] and rocked it! 8 days, 19:27:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/04/20 02:44:55] HellSpawn [117/242] has come upon Darwick [130/1269] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:03:16 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/04/20 05:44:12] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:04:39 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[06/04/20 07:02:42] Darwick, gyilkos, luI, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/20 21:58:22] wilk [998/1324] has come upon Darwick [684/1269] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 08:17:05 is removed from wilk's clock.
[06/04/20 22:51:18] Darwick, kocka, luI, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/20 23:18:48] [Sanyi] [903/1581] has come upon Darwick [9/1269] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 14:22:22 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/05/20 05:49:27] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/20 06:12:43] Sanyi [406/1545] has come upon Darwick [223/1269] and gave em what was coming! 83 days, 18:45:53 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/06/20 01:45:45] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 173. 0 days, 03:03:30 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 184.
[06/06/20 03:33:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 05:44:54 from level 184.
[06/06/20 05:26:25] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 09:19:00 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[06/06/20 16:40:35] HellSpawn [596/601] has come upon Darwick [424/1269] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 07:28:06 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/06/20 17:55:35] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/20 23:58:19] peta [564/1471] has come upon Darwick [163/1269] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 09:14:02 is removed from peta's clock.
[06/07/20 21:44:53] Darwick [284/1269] has come upon Sanyi [1214/1545] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 48 days, 18:30:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/08/20 01:27:53] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 38 damage. 0 days, 03:04:43 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 185.
[06/08/20 07:33:26] Qpe stole Darwick's level 178 amulet while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 124 amulet behind, which Darwick then takes.
[06/08/20 09:42:58] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 07:04:45] Darwick and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 14:07:29] Darwick got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 16 days, 20:00:36 from level 185.
[06/10/20 00:32:40] Darwick met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 14:37:22 from level 185.
[06/10/20 04:46:35] gyilkos [1094/1658] has come upon Darwick [21/1210] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 00:20:42 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/10/20 04:46:39] gyilkos [189/1658] has come upon Darwick [801/1210] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 03:22:53 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/10/20 04:50:45] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 31 days, 05:35:05 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[06/10/20 17:58:21] Qpe [1086/1491] has come upon Darwick [368/1210] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 12:01:56 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[06/10/20 19:12:17] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 18:11:18 towards level 185.
[06/10/20 20:48:17] wilk [803/1324] has come upon Darwick [52/1210] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 08:43:41 is removed from wilk's clock.
[06/10/20 23:00:56] Darwick, wilk, kocka, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/20 23:01:10] [Sanyi] [1358/1628] has come upon Darwick [166/1210] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 13:41:40 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/11/20 01:36:18] wilk, Sanyi, and Kiinga [479/4461] have team battled [Sanyi], HellSpawn, and Darwick [2677/3678] and lost! 2 days, 18:03:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/20 18:16:52] 4R0N [1409/1492] has come upon Darwick [141/1210] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 09:27:25 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[06/11/20 23:58:22] 4R0N [1035/1505] has come upon Darwick [1022/1195] and rocked it! 9 days, 06:48:31 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[06/12/20 04:58:20] peta [974/1478] has come upon Darwick [332/1195] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:18:32 is removed from peta's clock.
[06/12/20 16:14:18] 4R0N [667/1505] has come upon Darwick [238/1195] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 09:16:32 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[06/12/20 19:38:57] [Sanyi] [266/1628] has come upon Darwick [820/1195] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 06:11:45 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/13/20 09:15:24] Darwick misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:38:29 from level 185.
[06/13/20 22:38:02] Darwick, 4R0N, Qpe, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/20 16:58:20] Darwick [368/1195] has come upon Sanyi [1310/1545] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 11:21:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/15/20 07:58:22] Darwick [302/1195] has come upon Sanyi [1502/1545] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 38 days, 19:56:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/15/20 15:16:52] Darwick, wilk, Kiinga, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/20 13:19:33] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:23:01 towards level 185.
[06/17/20 09:52:20] Darwick, peta, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/20 09:52:25] peta [1231/1478] has come upon Darwick [1068/1195] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 16:31:33 is removed from peta's clock.
[06/17/20 12:46:59] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/20 16:00:34] Darwick, gyilkos, and kocka [1419/4423] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and 4R0N [1150/4619] and won! 2 days, 19:16:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/20 23:19:30] Kiinga [694/1592] has come upon Darwick [232/1195] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 16:51:16 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[06/18/20 03:39:47] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 25 damage. 0 days, 03:04:35 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 185.
[06/18/20 08:18:31] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:05:34 towards level 185.
[06/18/20 10:58:22] Darwick [665/1195] has come upon gyilkos [1226/1658] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 06:05:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/19/20 01:58:18] Darwick [943/1195] has come upon 4R0N [1138/1506] and got flexed on in combat! 15 days, 14:35:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/19/20 09:14:23] Darwick, peta, luI, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/20 16:58:20] kocka [1494/1570] has come upon Darwick [456/1195] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 06:30:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/20/20 01:42:49] kocka, Qpe, and HellSpawn [3215/3953] have team battled peta, [Sanyi], and Darwick [3025/4301] and won! 0 days, 14:38:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/20 05:39:20] luI [591/1472] has come upon Darwick [724/1195] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 33 days, 07:51:18 is added to luI's clock.
[06/20/20 12:58:20] Darwick [1156/1195] has come upon HellSpawn [228/892] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 20:04:06 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/21/20 03:13:13] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 02:29:35 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[06/21/20 03:13:13] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 68 with their belt. 0 days, 03:04:09 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 185.
[06/21/20 10:13:10] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:59:50 towards level 185.
[06/21/20 14:45:08] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/20 14:51:28] Darwick, kocka, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/20 14:51:28] kocka [516/1570] has come upon Darwick [124/1195] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:32:51 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/22/20 06:32:01] gyilkos, [Sanyi], and peta [4249/4764] have team battled HellSpawn, luI, and Darwick [3149/3581] and won! 0 days, 11:09:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/20 12:20:57] Darwick, gyilkos, HellSpawn, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/20 05:58:23] Qpe [1472/1491] has come upon Darwick [1112/1195] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 09:09:27 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[06/23/20 13:42:21] HellSpawn, Sanyi, and Qpe [3670/3928] have team battled peta, Darwick, and gyilkos [1212/4331] and won! 0 days, 06:50:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/20 19:37:46] wilk [677/1325] has come upon Darwick [656/1195] and rocked it! 14 days, 07:45:02 is removed from wilk's clock.
[06/23/20 20:11:48] wabbit_, [Sanyi], and peta [3678/4222] have team battled 4R0N, Darwick, and wilk [192/4027] and won! 0 days, 00:53:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/20 22:11:40] 4R0N [386/1507] has come upon Darwick [809/1195] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:16:34 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/23/20 23:05:58] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 5. 0 days, 03:04:16 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 185.
[06/24/20 01:58:21] Darwick [422/1195] has come upon 4R0N [178/1507] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 12:04:27 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/24/20 16:58:21] Darwick [217/1195] has come upon kocka [350/1576] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 14:11:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/24/20 19:17:03] Darwick, peta, wilk, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/20 22:57:16] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 53. 0 days, 03:04:43 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 185.
[06/25/20 07:58:19] Darwick [352/1195] has come upon wilk [109/1325] and rocked it! 3 days, 21:27:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/25/20 10:28:39] gyilkos, wilk, and Darwick [334/4178] have team battled 4R0N, [Sanyi], and peta [1781/4657] and lost! 2 days, 03:10:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/20 03:58:22] kocka [321/1576] has come upon Darwick [916/1195] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 10:07:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/26/20 09:35:12] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:40:39 towards level 185.
[06/26/20 22:39:35] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 237. 0 days, 03:04:54 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 185.
[06/27/20 09:58:21] Darwick [611/1195] has come upon wilk [568/1335] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 22:52:01 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/27/20 18:25:53] Darwick, gyilkos, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/20 22:30:48] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 17:04:15 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[06/28/20 05:58:22] wilk [1002/1335] has come upon Darwick [328/1195] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 13:26:48 is removed from wilk's clock.
[06/28/20 12:34:04] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:50 towards level 185.
[06/28/20 20:04:34] HellSpawn, 4R0N, and wilk [1839/3735] have team battled gyilkos, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [795/4481] and won! 0 days, 04:38:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/20 22:21:57] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 122 damage. 0 days, 03:04:52 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 185.
[06/29/20 01:58:22] 4R0N [1030/1507] has come upon Darwick [421/1195] and straight stomped them in combat! 50 days, 07:55:11 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[06/29/20 07:16:09] peta [1027/1522] has come upon Darwick [281/1195] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 09:35:40 is removed from peta's clock.
[06/29/20 18:03:22] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/20 22:13:04] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 65 with their belt. 0 days, 03:04:46 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 185.
[06/30/20 07:58:19] Darwick [702/1195] has come upon HellSpawn [452/893] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 11:01:32 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/30/20 17:59:53] [Sanyi] [1114/1628] has come upon Darwick [381/1195] and straight stomped them in combat! 83 days, 08:14:54 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/30/20 20:24:26] Darwick, 4R0N, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/20 22:04:10] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:43:19 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[07/01/20 18:58:21] Darwick [1191/1195] has come upon wilk [452/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:45:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/01/20 20:49:50] Darwick, peta, luI, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/20 23:58:22] Qpe [172/1480] has come upon Darwick [218/1195] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 20:17:33 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/02/20 01:04:53] Darwick [1182/1195] has come upon wilk [525/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 06:49:46 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/02/20 16:09:32] Darwick, peta, Qpe, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/20 11:12:10] peta, 4R0N, and Sanyi [3567/4574] have team battled Qpe, Darwick, and luI [2929/4169] and won! 0 days, 12:22:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/20 19:34:03] Darwick, gyilkos, 4R0N, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/20 20:58:21] Darwick [1063/1195] has come upon kocka [97/1584] and straight stomped them in combat! 34 days, 13:28:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/04/20 01:58:19] Darwick [483/1195] has come upon HellSpawn [755/893] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 01:32:55 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/04/20 21:58:21] Darwick [1025/1195] has come upon Sanyi [921/1545] and gave em what was coming! 22 days, 13:04:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/05/20 04:56:58] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:03:24 towards level 186.
[07/05/20 22:58:20] Darwick [753/1202] has come upon peta [261/1522] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 17:53:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/06/20 01:00:25] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 19:08:30 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[07/06/20 21:10:57] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 7. 0 days, 03:05:31 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 186.
[07/07/20 09:58:20] Darwick [1144/1202] has come upon luI [1174/1494] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 05:28:57 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/07/20 10:12:13] Darwick, peta, HellSpawn, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/20 12:14:06] Darwick, luI, Qpe, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/20 12:14:06] Qpe [955/1480] has come upon Darwick [849/1202] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 14:13:20 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[07/08/20 12:15:28] HellSpawn [302/893] has come upon Darwick [903/1202] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:06:32 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/09/20 06:58:22] kocka [537/1597] has come upon Darwick [106/1202] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 14:58:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/09/20 11:58:22] Darwick [619/1202] has come upon gyilkos [973/1658] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:19:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/09/20 15:59:51] Darwick, wilk, gyilkos, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/20 16:58:18] peta [1190/1522] has come upon Darwick [693/1202] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 06:32:32 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/09/20 18:22:14] Sanyi [228/1545] has come upon Darwick [606/1202] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 39 days, 02:19:16 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[07/09/20 18:22:18] Sanyi [1225/1545] has come upon Darwick [536/1202] and straight stomped them in combat! 87 days, 03:44:02 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/09/20 20:14:54] Darwick sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darwick's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/20 23:04:41] Darwick lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:13:31 from level 186.
[07/10/20 19:10:50] Darwick, wilk, HellSpawn, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/20 22:58:19] Darwick [391/1223] has come upon 4R0N [308/1507] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:34:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/11/20 00:16:00] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:57:57 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[07/11/20 13:06:04] Darwick [356/1223] has come upon luI [107/1494] and gave em what was coming! 59 days, 21:38:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/12/20 16:05:54] Darwick was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 12:22:21 from level 187.
[07/12/20 16:11:28] Darwick, 4R0N, and HellSpawn [3241/3623] have team battled peta, kocka, and gyilkos [2918/4765] and won! 0 days, 19:43:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/20 00:58:19] Darwick [512/1223] has come upon Sanyi [966/1545] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 03:25:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/13/20 10:58:22] Qpe [1262/1480] has come upon Darwick [870/1223] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 23:27:21 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[07/13/20 19:43:43] peta, kocka, and gyilkos [2655/4765] have team battled luI, Darwick, and 4R0N [3386/4224] and lost! 1 day, 09:19:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/20 20:08:56] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 13 days, 03:41:33 is removed from their time toward level 187.
[07/14/20 04:24:04] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 13:59:56 towards level 187.
[07/14/20 20:00:07] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 66. 0 days, 03:06:33 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 187.
[07/15/20 15:32:36] HellSpawn [193/906] has come upon Darwick [87/1223] and rocked it! 3 days, 23:11:22 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/16/20 17:32:27] HellSpawn, Darwick, and wilk [748/3464] have team battled 4R0N, Sanyi, and Qpe [3768/4532] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/20 18:58:22] peta [400/1522] has come upon Darwick [361/1223] and rocked it! 0 days, 14:46:39 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/16/20 21:32:09] HellSpawn, Qpe, and wilk [2237/3721] have team battled [Sanyi], gyilkos, and Darwick [3364/4483] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/20 01:50:53] Darwick, 4R0N, kocka, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/20 19:58:20] peta [188/1536] has come upon Darwick [549/1223] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 48 days, 23:55:16 is added to peta's clock.
[07/18/20 10:03:59] Darwick died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 23:25:33 from level 187.
[07/18/20 10:58:19] Darwick [427/1223] has come upon luI [239/1494] and rocked it! 38 days, 00:51:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/18/20 18:11:27] Qpe [1245/1480] has come upon Darwick [532/1223] and straight stomped them in combat! 58 days, 23:07:42 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[07/19/20 06:58:21] luI [1025/1494] has come upon Darwick [76/1223] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 19:00:19 is removed from luI's clock.
[07/19/20 21:58:19] Darwick [1000/1223] has come upon peta [983/1526] and rocked it! 29 days, 17:55:34 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/20/20 13:41:01] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/20 17:58:20] Darwick [1186/1223] has come upon Sanyi [471/1545] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 13:59:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/20/20 19:40:43] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/20 13:58:20] Darwick [774/1223] has come upon kocka [505/1597] and rocked it! 7 days, 08:50:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/21/20 17:02:59] Darwick was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:47:00 from level 187.
[07/23/20 00:16:43] Sanyi [1253/1545] has come upon Darwick [506/1223] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:44:05 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/23/20 00:58:19] Darwick [238/1223] has come upon [Sanyi] [219/1636] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 21:04:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/23/20 22:20:58] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 18. 0 days, 03:06:35 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 187.
[07/24/20 01:58:23] 4R0N [332/1500] has come upon Darwick [512/1216] and realized it was a bad decision! 26 days, 12:38:53 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/25/20 10:22:13] Darwick, wilk, luI, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/20 18:58:20] Darwick [592/1216] has come upon kocka [942/1597] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:34:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/26/20 21:18:03] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/20 21:47:49] Darwick [152/1216] has come upon [Sanyi] [1572/1636] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 47 days, 20:08:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/27/20 00:52:53] gyilkos, wilk, and [Sanyi] [2097/4596] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Darwick [159/4368] and won! 0 days, 17:58:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/20 01:38:30] luI, [Sanyi], and wilk [1866/4466] have team battled HellSpawn, peta, and Darwick [2080/3669] and lost! 0 days, 14:13:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/20 03:59:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 67 days, 10:17:39 toward level 188.
[07/27/20 09:14:44] Darwick, kocka, luI, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/20 18:05:06] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 9 days, 09:32:19 is removed from their time toward level 188.
[07/27/20 21:45:40] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 22:48:07 is removed from their time toward level 188.
[07/28/20 00:56:06] HellSpawn [648/920] has come upon Darwick [722/1216] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 07:06:00 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/28/20 05:58:21] kocka [1587/1597] has come upon Darwick [1082/1216] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:47:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/29/20 06:58:19] kocka [1352/1597] has come upon Darwick [98/1216] and straight stomped them in combat! 51 days, 09:25:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/31/20 17:29:35] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 19. 0 days, 03:07:35 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 188.
[07/31/20 18:58:18] gyilkos [144/1645] has come upon Darwick [125/1216] and rocked it! 40 days, 11:01:28 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/01/20 14:56:03] 4R0N [311/1559] has come upon Darwick [566/1216] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 15:13:19 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/02/20 09:02:42] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/20 15:57:43] DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick [2984/4420] have team battled wilk, gyilkos, and HellSpawn [2544/3908] and won! 1 day, 02:09:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/20 21:45:24] Darwick, peta, gyilkos, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/20 08:24:08] peta [651/1523] has come upon Darwick [871/1216] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 42 days, 22:44:07 is added to peta's clock.
[08/04/20 15:57:13] Darwick, kocka, luI, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/20 16:54:05] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 03:07:49 is removed from their time toward level 188.
[08/05/20 03:58:21] Darwick [728/1216] has come upon DarwickAK [1022/1607] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 17:40:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/05/20 15:35:27] Darwick, 4R0N, luI, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/20 18:40:46] Qpe [630/1480] has come upon Darwick [787/1216] and realized it was a bad decision! 33 days, 14:05:42 is added to Qpe's clock.
[08/05/20 23:58:20] peta [672/1523] has come upon Darwick [842/1216] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 42 days, 04:56:04 is added to peta's clock.
[08/06/20 12:19:00] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/20 12:19:00] Darwick, wilk, HellSpawn, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/20 16:36:08] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 73 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:07:11 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 188.
[08/06/20 19:58:21] Darwick [564/1216] has come upon DarwickAK [1251/1607] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 22:02:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/07/20 00:58:18] Darwick [428/1216] has come upon Sanyi [61/1527] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 19:32:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/07/20 05:58:22] kocka [265/1597] has come upon Darwick [989/1216] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 42 days, 01:16:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/07/20 09:23:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 1 day, 08:18:46 toward level 188.
[08/07/20 14:05:24] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:28:22 from level 188.
[08/07/20 20:07:44] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 19:16:27 is removed from their time toward level 188.
[08/08/20 06:36:25] Darwick, peta, wilk, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/20 16:18:13] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 18:47:08 is removed from their time toward level 188.
[08/08/20 19:58:45] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:49:24 is removed from their time toward level 188.
[08/09/20 01:40:46] Darwick, peta, kocka, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/20 12:58:18] Darwick [1092/1216] has come upon wilk [1148/1343] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:40:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/09/20 22:58:19] wilk [1115/1343] has come upon Darwick [1017/1216] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 07:37:12 is removed from wilk's clock.
[08/10/20 08:58:22] Darwick [525/1216] has come upon IRPGbot [983/1829] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:42:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/10/20 23:58:19] Sanyi [539/1549] has come upon Darwick [284/1216] and rocked it! 43 days, 16:39:30 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/10/20 23:58:19] Sanyi has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:55:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/11/20 04:11:11] Darwick, peta, wilk, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/20 04:56:54] Qpe [623/1486] has come upon Darwick [804/1216] and realized it was a bad decision! 21 days, 17:44:08 is added to Qpe's clock.
[08/11/20 13:36:10] Darwick [897/1216] has come upon HellSpawn [627/943] and rocked it! 23 days, 03:55:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/11/20 14:53:37] Darwick found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:08:56 towards level 189.
[08/11/20 19:32:11] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 141. 0 days, 03:08:43 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 189.
[08/12/20 00:58:20] Darwick [507/1216] has come upon 4R0N [456/1574] and fucked they ass up! 39 days, 06:02:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/12/20 02:54:54] Darwick, kocka, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/20 05:58:18] Darwick [214/1216] has come upon IRPGbot [438/1829] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 22:34:30 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/12/20 15:42:40] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 19:47:33 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[08/12/20 15:58:20] Qpe [1220/1486] has come upon Darwick [301/1216] and straight stomped them in combat! 37 days, 18:59:43 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[08/12/20 22:50:11] Darwick, Qpe, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/20 23:22:29] HellSpawn [194/943] has come upon Darwick [770/1216] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:07:22 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/13/20 03:12:17] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:00:24 towards level 189.
[08/13/20 06:42:53] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/20 14:53:44] wilk [1280/1343] has come upon Darwick [1065/1216] and gave em what was coming! 34 days, 20:46:19 is removed from wilk's clock.
[08/14/20 14:49:15] Darwick walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:14:13 from level 189.
[08/15/20 04:00:21] Darwick [1148/1216] has come upon DarwickAK [1327/1607] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 17:47:01 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/15/20 04:20:27] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/20 19:00:21] Darwick [902/1216] has come upon HellSpawn [844/943] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 11:32:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/17/20 03:16:16] Qpe, kocka, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/20 03:16:56] Sanyi [773/1549] has come upon Darwick [495/1216] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 13:05:07 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/17/20 06:42:08] [Sanyi] [863/1643] has come upon Darwick [299/1216] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:40:42 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/17/20 08:08:22] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and 4R0N [743/4118] have team battled Darwick, luI, and Sanyi [630/4247] and won! 1 day, 13:00:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/20 14:58:19] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 170. 0 days, 03:08:36 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 189.
[08/18/20 02:00:18] HellSpawn [144/937] has come upon Darwick [491/1216] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:02:00 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/19/20 03:00:22] Darwick [949/1216] has come upon Sanyi [727/1549] and fucked they ass up! 17 days, 08:11:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/19/20 08:21:56] DarwickAK, Darwick, and gyilkos [4163/4486] have team battled luI, [Sanyi], and 4R0N [290/4699] and won! 2 days, 08:38:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/20 23:00:21] DarwickAK [342/1607] has come upon Darwick [494/1216] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 13:29:34 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/20/20 04:00:19] kocka [564/1597] has come upon Darwick [905/1216] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:23:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/21/20 09:04:26] [Sanyi], Darwick, and luI [2399/4353] have team battled Sanyi, wilk, and kocka [1946/4495] and won! 2 days, 13:05:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/20 10:12:27] Darwick [989/1222] has come upon gyilkos [1611/1663] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:40:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/22/20 06:00:18] kocka [63/1604] has come upon Darwick [1102/1222] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 04:24:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/22/20 16:00:19] Darwick [665/1222] has come upon 4R0N [825/1574] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 20:39:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/22/20 18:29:59] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:12 towards level 189.
[08/23/20 00:08:21] 4R0N, Darwick, and luI [622/4284] have team battled HellSpawn, wilk, and gyilkos [2465/3946] and lost! 0 days, 05:38:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/20 02:41:24] DarwickAK [971/1607] has come upon Darwick [840/1222] and rocked it! 1 day, 03:07:03 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/23/20 14:05:28] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 105. 0 days, 03:08:53 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 189.
[08/24/20 02:39:56] kocka, peta, Darwick, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/20 13:00:18] kocka [1516/1604] has come upon Darwick [999/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 01:14:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/24/20 13:56:31] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 12:38:51 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[08/24/20 18:00:22] Darwick [873/1222] has come upon Qpe [971/1486] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 06:26:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/24/20 23:54:54] Darwick [3/1222] has come upon 4R0N [1202/1574] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:16:16 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/25/20 04:00:20] kocka [721/1604] has come upon Darwick [692/1222] and gave em what was coming! 20 days, 15:45:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/25/20 08:07:13] Darwick, DarwickAK, and peta [2735/4352] have team battled kocka, Qpe, and luI [4487/4578] and lost! 1 day, 15:21:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/20 19:00:18] DarwickAK [1039/1607] has come upon Darwick [508/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 34 days, 10:35:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/25/20 19:00:18] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 66 charm! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 64 charm to Darwick.
[08/26/20 06:14:13] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/20 22:37:08] 4R0N, Darwick, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/20 04:44:34] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:11 towards level 189.
[08/27/20 11:00:23] [Sanyi] [1102/1643] has come upon Darwick [474/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 47 days, 04:23:27 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/27/20 17:09:46] Darwick [551/1219] has come upon wilk [55/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:08:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/28/20 07:00:19] HellSpawn [259/940] has come upon Darwick [131/1219] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 13:54:19 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[08/29/20 03:00:22] DarwickAK [703/1609] has come upon Darwick [122/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 13:33:26 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/29/20 13:12:10] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 51 with their belt. 0 days, 03:08:48 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 189.
[08/31/20 07:16:02] kocka, 4R0N, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/20 08:31:39] DarwickAK [991/1609] has come upon Darwick [741/1219] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 09:11:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/31/20 12:54:24] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 57. 0 days, 03:08:34 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 189.
[08/31/20 16:17:32] Darwick [1032/1219] has come upon wilk [843/1351] and gave em what was coming! 37 days, 15:04:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/01/20 01:00:21] Darwick [863/1219] has come upon IRPGbot [1836/1849] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 02:51:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/01/20 06:01:30] Darwick was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 23:01:02 towards level 190.
[09/01/20 16:00:21] 4R0N [874/1574] has come upon Darwick [8/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 05:33:03 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[09/01/20 23:38:36] kocka, Sanyi, and 4R0N [3106/4733] have team battled Darwick, DarwickAK, and wilk [670/4182] and won! 0 days, 10:20:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/20 22:00:22] kocka [783/1604] has come upon Darwick [901/1219] and got flexed on in combat! 39 days, 11:10:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/03/20 01:45:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 80 days, 01:51:14 toward level 190.
[09/03/20 10:48:51] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/20 23:00:22] Darwick [1140/1219] has come upon peta [985/1532] and gave em what was coming! 25 days, 02:13:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/03/20 23:01:55] luI, kocka, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/20 17:30:45] Qpe, Darwick, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/20 17:30:55] Darwick [242/1219] has come upon Qpe [717/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 11:27:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/04/20 17:31:30] Darwick [914/1219] has come upon Qpe [1327/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:08:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/05/20 14:48:44] kocka, Darwick, Sanyi, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/20 15:33:48] Sanyi [288/1555] has come upon Darwick [747/1219] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 16:31:52 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/05/20 15:33:53] Sanyi [116/1555] has come upon Darwick [1199/1219] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:57:16 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/05/20 15:48:01] Sanyi [1407/1555] has come upon Darwick [1068/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 13:04:09 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/05/20 16:38:25] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:56:27 towards level 190.
[09/06/20 06:00:22] [Sanyi] [1091/1654] has come upon Darwick [689/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 07:04:32 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/06/20 13:34:47] peta, wilk, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/20 15:41:47] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:04:16 is removed from their time toward level 190.
[09/06/20 16:37:58] Darwick and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/20 01:18:33] peta and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/20 01:44:21] HellSpawn, [Sanyi], and peta [2366/4139] have team battled Sanyi, Qpe, and Darwick [1578/4260] and won! 0 days, 04:01:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/20 02:00:19] HellSpawn [146/953] has come upon Darwick [266/1219] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 01:14:55 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/07/20 03:44:54] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:34 towards level 190.
[09/08/20 12:22:09] luI, wilk, Darwick, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/20 16:30:08] DarwickAK [357/1612] has come upon Darwick [694/1219] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 09:59:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/08/20 16:30:08] DarwickAK [1026/1612] has come upon Darwick [628/1219] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 14:33:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/08/20 23:00:18] kocka [508/1604] has come upon Darwick [331/1219] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 07:50:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/09/20 14:00:18] Darwick [680/1219] has come upon Sanyi [1553/1555] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:28:34 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/10/20 13:23:06] Qpe, luI, Darwick, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/20 11:16:54] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 59 with their belt. 0 days, 03:09:42 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 190.
[09/11/20 16:00:23] Darwick [832/1219] has come upon peta [396/1532] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:53:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/11/20 16:00:23] In the fierce battle, peta dropped his level 445 weapon! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 217 weapon to peta.
[09/12/20 11:08:04] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:34:00 is removed from their time toward level 190.
[09/12/20 13:12:37] Darwick [156/1470] has come upon DarwickAK [551/1612] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 48 days, 15:34:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/13/20 00:19:51] Qpe, Darwick, Sanyi, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/20 06:04:02] Qpe, Darwick, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/20 06:04:14] DarwickAK [906/1612] has come upon Darwick [102/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:01:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/14/20 06:48:59] Darwick [197/1470] has come upon kocka [343/1604] and got flexed on in combat! 33 days, 03:34:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/14/20 08:05:21] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 05:47:42 towards level 191.
[09/14/20 14:30:46] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 50. 0 days, 03:10:32 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 191.
[09/15/20 04:18:30] luI, wilk, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/20 15:00:22] Darwick [684/1470] has come upon Qpe [1302/1501] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 04:58:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/15/20 20:02:22] wilk [436/1638] has come upon Darwick [952/1470] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 00:16:04 is added to wilk's clock.
[09/16/20 05:23:17] Darwick got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 14:10:48 from level 191.
[09/16/20 06:02:23] Sanyi [1456/1570] has come upon Darwick [941/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 14:47:36 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/16/20 10:32:38] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 08:25:26 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[09/16/20 14:13:11] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 106. 0 days, 03:10:46 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 191.
[09/17/20 00:36:10] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/20 13:55:44] Darwick [1298/1470] has come upon Sanyi [1414/1570] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 37 days, 18:56:25 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/17/20 16:43:04] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/20 00:16:33] luI [76/1488] has come upon Darwick [81/1470] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 36 days, 11:58:44 is added to luI's clock.
[09/18/20 06:53:15] peta, Darwick, and kocka [1087/4355] have team battled gyilkos, luI, and HellSpawn [367/3878] and won! 8 days, 19:21:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/20 07:16:25] wilk, Sanyi, and Darwick [2719/4678] have team battled HellSpawn, kocka, and Qpe [3277/4104] and lost! 1 day, 01:44:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/20 08:02:21] DarwickAK [1491/1612] has come upon Darwick [930/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 00:59:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/18/20 21:22:33] Darwick [1332/1470] has come upon peta [1242/1269] and fucked they ass up! 61 days, 02:43:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/18/20 23:02:23] Darwick [1000/1470] has come upon DarwickAK [1013/1612] and realized it was a bad decision! 20 days, 23:34:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/19/20 09:02:22] Darwick [1162/1470] has come upon wilk [405/1638] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 15:19:01 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/19/20 10:06:11] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 33 days, 08:46:36 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[09/19/20 17:44:36] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/20 23:47:41] Sanyi, Qpe, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/20 05:02:23] HellSpawn [700/999] has come upon Darwick [1311/1470] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:12:14 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/20/20 09:57:12] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 16:56:34 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[09/20/20 15:27:07] Sanyi, [Sanyi], gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/20 21:01:15] Darwick EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:59:14 from level 191.
[09/21/20 09:48:23] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 11:58:30 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[09/21/20 14:39:58] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:23 towards level 191.
[09/21/20 18:20:50] Sanyi, [Sanyi], kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/20 07:02:20] kocka [1431/1604] has come upon Darwick [1065/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 03:56:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/23/20 03:02:22] DarwickAK [1313/1612] has come upon Darwick [994/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 22:35:11 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/23/20 03:50:51] Darwick walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:16:17 from level 191.
[09/23/20 13:02:22] HellSpawn [808/1007] has come upon Darwick [1285/1470] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 10:06:07 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/23/20 13:11:03] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 18. 0 days, 03:10:28 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 191.
[09/23/20 17:34:15] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/20 02:59:45] wilk [1026/1638] has come upon Darwick [1081/1470] and got flexed on in combat! 20 days, 14:08:19 is added to wilk's clock.
[09/24/20 02:59:57] wilk [268/1638] has come upon Darwick [1418/1470] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 03:33:18 is added to wilk's clock.
[09/24/20 14:02:22] Darwick [1161/1470] has come upon Qpe [942/1508] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 17:36:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/24/20 15:50:18] Darwick grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:59 towards level 191.
[09/24/20 20:12:52] [Sanyi], kocka, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/20 13:33:41] Darwick [1432/1470] has come upon DarwickAK [1567/1612] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 48 days, 22:03:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/25/20 18:26:46] Darwick left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Darwick's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/26/20 00:44:58] luI, gyilkos, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/20 09:03:40] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 12 days, 00:45:29 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[09/26/20 23:04:17] luI, 4R0N, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/20 07:02:20] [Sanyi] [1557/1668] has come upon Darwick [651/1421] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:38:12 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/27/20 16:23:39] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/20 17:02:22] gyilkos [130/1391] has come upon Darwick [478/1421] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 14:10:36 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/28/20 03:02:21] peta [901/1258] has come upon Darwick [526/1421] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 05:56:03 is removed from peta's clock.
[09/28/20 09:57:33] Darwick discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:14:06 towards level 192.
[09/29/20 00:25:56] Darwick [399/1421] has come upon DarwickAK [602/1612] and got flexed on in combat! 27 days, 08:58:00 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/29/20 00:26:00] Darwick [1229/1421] has come upon DarwickAK [399/1612] and straight stomped them in combat! 61 days, 19:17:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/29/20 04:02:21] Darwick [625/1421] has come upon IRPGbot [1046/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 16:19:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/29/20 19:17:22] Sanyi, Qpe, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/20 19:21:21] Darwick [953/1421] has come upon Sanyi [393/1573] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 20:42:55 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/30/20 10:02:23] Darwick [3/1421] has come upon 4R0N [1256/1587] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:26:57 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/01/20 13:26:46] DarwickAK, Qpe, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/20 07:33:09] Darwick [513/1434] has come upon 4R0N [1541/1587] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:12:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/02/20 11:50:33] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 22:45:20 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[10/03/20 20:27:24] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/20 23:02:23] Darwick [1407/1434] has come upon [Sanyi] [868/1668] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 05:28:22 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/04/20 03:23:42] Darwick [207/1434] has come upon HellSpawn [406/989] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 18:05:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/05/20 10:02:22] luI [1109/1475] has come upon Darwick [290/1434] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 15:18:34 is removed from luI's clock.
[10/06/20 08:44:58] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, Darwick, and wilk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/20 11:14:55] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 124. 0 days, 03:11:27 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 192.
[10/07/20 00:46:42] Sanyi, Darwick, and 4R0N [3941/4648] have team battled wilk, peta, and Qpe [427/4409] and won! 0 days, 22:57:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/20 10:51:40] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and gyilkos [821/4671] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and peta [2487/4319] and lost! 2 days, 01:42:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/20 09:36:22] Sanyi, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/20 09:36:32] Darwick [490/1434] has come upon Sanyi [530/1627] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 16:12:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/08/20 10:57:07] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:22:11 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[10/08/20 11:33:29] gyilkos, wilk, and [Sanyi] [13/4689] have team battled Qpe, Darwick, and luI [1108/4420] and lost! 0 days, 13:26:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/20 13:02:24] wilk [425/1630] has come upon Darwick [1126/1434] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:45:57 is added to wilk's clock.
[10/09/20 14:02:24] Darwick [654/1434] has come upon kocka [886/1619] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:42:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/09/20 19:02:20] Darwick [653/1434] has come upon HellSpawn [510/989] and rocked it! 0 days, 05:52:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/10/20 00:02:20] Qpe [312/1521] has come upon Darwick [670/1434] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 18:51:37 is added to Qpe's clock.
[10/10/20 03:05:31] Sanyi [1489/1627] has come upon Darwick [1365/1434] and fucked they ass up! 91 days, 17:39:07 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/10/20 06:58:43] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 49. 0 days, 03:11:05 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 192.
[10/10/20 15:02:21] DarwickAK [163/1612] has come upon Darwick [813/1434] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:42:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/10/20 16:52:55] Darwick [196/1434] has come upon luI [922/1465] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:29:46 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/11/20 06:49:53] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:15:54 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[10/11/20 12:35:37] Darwick [707/1434] has come upon IRPGbot [956/1821] and realized it was a bad decision! 18 days, 05:14:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/13/20 03:02:19] 4R0N [267/1587] has come upon Darwick [689/1434] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 14:18:36 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/13/20 04:01:49] Sanyi, [Sanyi], Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/20 15:37:10] peta, Darwick, and luI [510/4157] have team battled Qpe, DarwickAK, and kocka [3782/4752] and lost! 11 days, 17:53:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/20 04:02:23] Darwick [412/1434] has come upon IRPGbot [529/1821] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 15 days, 23:33:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/14/20 09:56:56] HellSpawn [345/1010] has come upon Darwick [708/1434] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 20:28:47 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/15/20 10:02:22] Darwick [922/1434] has come upon wilk [342/1630] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 09:35:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/15/20 12:53:34] Darwick [920/1434] has come upon 4R0N [1058/1587] and got flexed on in combat! 21 days, 18:20:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/15/20 20:02:22] wilk [720/1630] has come upon Darwick [1164/1434] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 16:49:18 is added to wilk's clock.
[10/16/20 01:55:26] kocka [781/1619] has come upon Darwick [1386/1434] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 48 days, 02:37:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/16/20 15:47:11] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/20 09:37:06] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 05:57:04 is removed from their time toward level 193.
[10/17/20 09:37:06] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 46. 0 days, 03:12:35 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 193.
[10/17/20 12:02:19] Darwick [684/1434] has come upon wabbit_ [225/1116] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 09:59:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/18/20 00:36:59] Darwick caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 12:26:30 towards level 193.
[10/18/20 02:18:10] HellSpawn, gyilkos, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/20 03:02:22] Darwick [605/1434] has come upon HellSpawn [726/1010] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 01:41:26 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/18/20 16:59:12] Darwick bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:13:48 towards level 193.
[10/19/20 09:19:27] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 49. 0 days, 03:12:26 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 193.
[10/20/20 05:02:23] Darwick [1249/1434] has come upon Qpe [727/1521] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 10:58:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/20/20 05:29:59] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 14. 0 days, 03:12:25 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 193.
[10/20/20 06:50:21] 4R0N [1561/1587] has come upon Darwick [780/1434] and straight stomped them in combat! 51 days, 10:44:08 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[10/20/20 06:50:21] In the fierce battle, Darwick dropped his level 68 pair of gloves! 4R0N picks it up, tossing his old level 59 pair of gloves to Darwick.
[10/20/20 09:10:31] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 08:23:42 is removed from their time toward level 193.
[10/20/20 11:32:05] 4R0N, luI, and Darwick [3752/4485] have team battled Qpe, wilk, and [Sanyi] [449/4821] and won! 3 days, 00:11:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/20 12:46:09] Darwick [28/1424] has come upon Sanyi [1037/1627] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 00:45:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/20/20 15:02:20] Darwick [1136/1424] has come upon 4R0N [697/1596] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 11:50:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/20/20 18:37:11] [Sanyi], 4R0N, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/20 05:21:09] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 303. 0 days, 03:12:11 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 193.
[10/21/20 18:26:30] peta [226/1258] has come upon Darwick [1150/1424] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 16:40:43 is added to peta's clock.
[10/22/20 00:34:40] Sanyi, [Sanyi], Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/20 12:02:23] Darwick [1365/1424] has come upon 4R0N [767/1596] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 18:46:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/22/20 17:02:21] [Sanyi] [315/1670] has come upon Darwick [176/1424] and fucked they ass up! 54 days, 02:23:47 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/23/20 08:44:02] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 65 damage. 0 days, 03:12:41 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 193.
[10/23/20 14:15:15] gyilkos stole Darwick's level 400 weapon while they were sleeping! gyilkos leaves his old level 368 weapon behind, which Darwick then takes.
[10/23/20 22:48:37] peta, kocka, and Qpe [338/4383] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and gyilkos [3969/4432] and lost! 2 days, 02:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/20 04:02:23] gyilkos [165/1431] has come upon Darwick [1315/1389] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:37:14 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/25/20 14:37:52] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/20 09:54:16] Darwick lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:26:32 from level 193.
[10/26/20 15:02:19] kocka [90/1604] has come upon Darwick [638/1389] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 01:32:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/27/20 01:02:23] gyilkos [396/1431] has come upon Darwick [1030/1389] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 56 days, 04:50:37 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/27/20 11:02:19] Darwick [508/1389] has come upon gyilkos [1411/1431] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 10:53:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/27/20 12:06:49] DarwickAK, luI, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/20 15:23:21] Darwick [1205/1389] has come upon [Sanyi] [1038/1664] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 02:55:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/27/20 19:24:40] wilk [342/1630] has come upon Darwick [375/1389] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 21 days, 15:34:43 is added to wilk's clock.
[10/28/20 07:02:23] DarwickAK [760/1618] has come upon Darwick [954/1389] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:46:12 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/29/20 13:34:44] [Sanyi], kocka, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/20 23:02:20] HellSpawn [94/1010] has come upon Darwick [386/1403] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 01:55:10 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/30/20 11:44:00] HellSpawn, 4R0N, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/20 14:02:23] 4R0N [1185/1596] has come upon Darwick [734/1403] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 13:44:14 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[10/31/20 00:46:37] Darwick [841/1403] has come upon Qpe [55/1521] and straight stomped them in combat! 65 days, 22:41:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[10/31/20 06:32:56] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 04:33:11 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[10/31/20 07:26:01] [Sanyi], HellSpawn, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/20 07:26:05] peta [46/1258] has come upon Darwick [446/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 21:08:44 is added to peta's clock.
[10/31/20 07:46:26] Darwick [1241/1403] has come upon HellSpawn [410/1010] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 10:03:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/02/20 12:02:21] Darwick [902/1403] has come upon peta [827/1258] and fucked they ass up! 30 days, 14:02:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/02/20 13:30:37] DarwickAK, gyilkos, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/20 17:02:23] kocka [597/1600] has come upon Darwick [1135/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:12:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/03/20 08:02:21] Darwick [843/1403] has come upon Sanyi [846/1627] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 21:26:17 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/03/20 13:02:22] DarwickAK [1256/1629] has come upon Darwick [601/1403] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 14:08:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/03/20 14:44:00] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:52:41 from level 194.
[11/04/20 05:57:08] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 11:10:03 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[11/04/20 13:52:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 15:00:23 from level 194.
[11/05/20 07:15:21] wilk [764/1695] has come upon Darwick [1153/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 22:03:32 is added to wilk's clock.
[11/05/20 16:24:22] Darwick [694/1403] has come upon Joska [1513/1820] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 04:15:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/06/20 11:02:24] Qpe [940/1524] has come upon Darwick [631/1403] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 11:08:59 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[11/06/20 16:02:22] Darwick [570/1403] has come upon peta [400/1258] and rocked it! 25 days, 20:29:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/06/20 16:34:47] Darwick [219/1403] has come upon wabbit_ [127/1116] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 08:49:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/07/20 01:05:50] Darwick stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:38:21 towards level 194.
[11/07/20 02:25:02] Darwick bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:28:35 towards level 194.
[11/07/20 05:30:26] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 242. 0 days, 03:13:45 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 194.
[11/07/20 07:02:23] Darwick [985/1403] has come upon 4R0N [702/1339] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 12:30:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/07/20 14:41:14] Darwick was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:02:27 from level 194.
[11/07/20 18:14:37] gyilkos, Qpe, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/20 04:17:15] wabbit_ stole Darwick's level 81 ring while they were sleeping! wabbit_ leaves his old level 73 ring behind, which Darwick then takes.
[11/08/20 07:37:21] Darwick, peta, and Joska [3958/4472] have team battled luI, HellSpawn, and gyilkos [3763/4141] and won! 1 day, 07:27:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 23:29:26] Qpe, luI, and Darwick [3127/4383] have team battled gyilkos, [Sanyi], and peta [821/4584] and won! 1 day, 02:11:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/20 01:32:06] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 44. 0 days, 03:13:49 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 194.
[11/09/20 09:02:22] Darwick [244/1394] has come upon 4R0N [917/1339] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:24:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/09/20 23:37:39] luI, 4R0N, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/20 07:47:41] Joska [1311/1820] has come upon Darwick [804/1394] and straight stomped them in combat! 80 days, 05:56:09 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/10/20 20:02:22] Darwick [132/1394] has come upon luI [816/1465] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:47:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/11/20 01:14:09] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 03:37:28 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[11/11/20 03:19:45] [Sanyi], Sanyi, and luI [1002/4756] have team battled HellSpawn, gyilkos, and Darwick [714/4070] and won! 0 days, 16:39:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/20 01:06:29] Darwick was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:04:00 from level 194.
[11/13/20 13:21:34] Darwick bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:00 from level 194.
[11/13/20 15:33:22] Darwick [11/1394] has come upon [Sanyi] [1632/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:33:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/13/20 18:02:20] Darwick [906/1394] has come upon HellSpawn [886/1014] and rocked it! 0 days, 14:24:44 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/13/20 21:52:31] Darwick was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:13:36 from level 194.
[11/15/20 03:18:06] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:54 towards level 194.
[11/15/20 05:02:21] Darwick [389/1401] has come upon Qpe [61/1524] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:03:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/16/20 11:02:21] Darwick [299/1401] has come upon 4R0N [719/1339] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:45:45 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/17/20 04:19:31] Darwick found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:11 towards level 194.
[11/17/20 07:02:19] Qpe [491/1524] has come upon Darwick [812/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 15:41:46 is added to Qpe's clock.
[11/17/20 16:34:00] Darwick hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:55 towards level 194.
[11/18/20 03:52:37] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 00:54:49 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[11/18/20 06:02:02] wilk [655/1695] has come upon Darwick [980/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 01:42:20 is added to wilk's clock.
[11/18/20 18:02:20] DarwickAK [1356/1629] has come upon Darwick [657/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 72 days, 22:17:14 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/19/20 03:43:49] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 133 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:13:20 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 194.
[11/19/20 09:01:46] Darwick [639/1401] has come upon gyilkos [110/1662] and straight stomped them in combat! 92 days, 02:10:59 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/19/20 14:02:20] Darwick [46/1401] has come upon IRPGbot [1800/1896] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 04:31:02 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/20/20 05:02:21] peta [606/1346] has come upon Darwick [1018/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:47:41 is added to peta's clock.
[11/21/20 01:02:22] Darwick [269/1401] has come upon wilk [981/1695] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 22:47:23 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/21/20 01:06:19] Sanyi, [Sanyi], luI, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/20 21:02:22] Darwick [1034/1401] has come upon gyilkos [54/1662] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 19:03:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/22/20 03:17:09] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 21:46:37 is removed from their time toward level 195.
[11/22/20 03:24:43] Darwick [1232/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [179/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 22:11:17 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/22/20 03:30:07] Darwick [1368/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [270/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 15:35:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/22/20 12:02:20] HellSpawn [550/1008] has come upon Darwick [717/1401] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:46:26 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/23/20 05:00:14] [Sanyi], 4R0N, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/20 06:32:52] Qpe, kocka, and Darwick [1430/4540] have team battled 4R0N, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [1763/4558] and lost! 1 day, 08:01:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/20 23:18:47] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 127. 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 195.
[11/24/20 23:09:54] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:22:48 is removed from their time toward level 195.
[11/25/20 10:02:20] HellSpawn [696/1122] has come upon Darwick [802/1401] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 02:10:54 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/25/20 18:32:01] 4R0N, wilk, and DarwickAK [3711/4663] have team battled Darwick, Qpe, and gyilkos [3683/4484] and won! 2 days, 03:58:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/20 02:58:52] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:00 towards level 195.
[11/27/20 08:00:56] Darwick got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:36:22 from level 195.
[11/28/20 04:45:27] Darwick [968/1401] has come upon [Sanyi] [745/1664] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 08:28:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/28/20 08:02:23] Darwick [1117/1401] has come upon wilk [1418/1695] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:47:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/29/20 17:01:43] Darwick [518/1401] has come upon Sanyi [730/1555] and realized it was a bad decision! 53 days, 16:51:58 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/30/20 05:02:21] Darwick [1296/1401] has come upon [Sanyi] [560/1653] and straight stomped them in combat! 119 days, 04:36:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/01/20 14:52:15] Darwick discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 14:13:53 towards level 196.
[12/02/20 17:02:23] Darwick [202/1401] has come upon kocka [1595/1614] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 15:10:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/02/20 20:21:09] peta [935/1362] has come upon Darwick [41/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 16:50:48 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/02/20 22:02:20] Darwick [472/1401] has come upon Qpe [1047/1524] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 05:26:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/03/20 13:39:39] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/20 03:57:14] Darwick, [Sanyi], and Joska [602/4949] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [2113/4744] and lost! 1 day, 15:05:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/20 14:02:22] Darwick [572/1401] has come upon HellSpawn [753/1122] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 02:44:16 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/04/20 19:02:20] Darwick [733/1401] has come upon Joska [703/1895] and fucked they ass up! 59 days, 23:39:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/04/20 19:16:37] DarwickAK, luI, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/20 02:20:46] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/20 02:53:22] Darwick was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:58:24 from level 196.
[12/05/20 23:32:53] HellSpawn, Joska, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/20 11:02:23] wilk [778/1693] has come upon Darwick [1357/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 00:59:39 is added to wilk's clock.
[12/06/20 20:44:30] 4R0N, Joska, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/20 21:23:26] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 191 damage. 0 days, 03:15:04 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 196.
[12/07/20 17:41:08] HellSpawn, Qpe, Joska, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/20 22:23:43] [Sanyi] [1240/1653] has come upon Darwick [817/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 93 days, 04:58:32 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/09/20 00:46:07] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 21:40:18 is removed from their time toward level 196.
[12/09/20 19:02:21] luI [823/1458] has come upon Darwick [1004/1401] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 10:18:42 is added to luI's clock.
[12/10/20 17:09:00] Darwick [282/1401] has come upon Sanyi [320/1556] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 18:00:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/10/20 17:42:06] Darwick ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:14:24 from level 196.
[12/10/20 20:02:19] HellSpawn [656/1122] has come upon Darwick [639/1401] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 00:20:39 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/11/20 00:28:21] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:40:13 is removed from their time toward level 196.
[12/11/20 10:41:39] Sanyi [1315/1556] has come upon Darwick [239/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 95 days, 03:03:20 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/11/20 11:02:22] wilk [1338/1693] has come upon Darwick [796/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 06:12:01 is removed from wilk's clock.
[12/11/20 14:05:24] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/20 01:17:43] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/20 09:13:23] gyilkos, 4R0N, and Darwick [1066/4302] have team battled peta, Qpe, and Joska [4093/4805] and lost! 1 day, 18:09:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/20 09:23:32] Darwick had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:16 towards level 196.
[12/13/20 11:40:57] kocka [1315/1664] has come upon Darwick [890/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 86 days, 23:12:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/13/20 18:02:20] kocka [269/1664] has come upon Darwick [946/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 06:07:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/14/20 09:02:22] Darwick [1372/1401] has come upon gyilkos [1268/1492] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 00:50:08 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/14/20 09:02:22] In the fierce battle, gyilkos dropped his level 95 shield! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 58 shield to gyilkos.
[12/14/20 19:02:20] Qpe [907/1524] has come upon Darwick [1312/1442] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 06:06:23 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/15/20 15:02:22] peta [1031/1386] has come upon Darwick [180/1442] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 04:27:58 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/15/20 18:45:19] [Sanyi], wilk, and luI [4277/4861] have team battled Darwick, peta, and gyilkos [3507/4286] and won! 7 days, 13:37:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/20 08:33:42] Darwick learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:15 towards level 196.
[12/18/20 06:50:14] Darwick [76/1442] has come upon IRPGbot [1008/1848] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 14:50:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/19/20 06:58:58] luI, peta, and Darwick [2515/4286] have team battled HellSpawn, gyilkos, and Sanyi [2050/4136] and won! 0 days, 13:29:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/20 07:47:40] HellSpawn, 4R0N, and Joska [4229/4325] have team battled luI, Darwick, and Qpe [898/4424] and won! 0 days, 09:22:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/20 00:39:50] Darwick, gyilkos, and Qpe [1771/4424] have team battled wilk, [Sanyi], and Joska [4620/5250] and lost! 0 days, 13:10:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/20 21:02:21] Darwick [729/1442] has come upon gyilkos [425/1458] and straight stomped them in combat! 100 days, 14:20:30 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/22/20 21:43:53] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 22:02:21] kocka [374/1664] has come upon Darwick [710/1442] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:19:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/23/20 02:57:11] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/20 08:20:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 41 days, 21:03:10 toward level 197.
[12/23/20 09:41:11] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:24:25 towards level 197.
[12/24/20 22:01:33] HellSpawn, 4R0N, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/20 05:02:19] [Sanyi] [821/1662] has come upon Darwick [832/1442] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 15:52:23 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/25/20 18:38:37] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/20 19:47:15] HellSpawn, luI, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/20 20:02:21] Darwick [45/1442] has come upon HellSpawn [536/1122] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:47:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/25/20 22:15:20] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:46:57 is removed from their time toward level 197.
[12/26/20 20:42:38] Darwick saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:16:40 from level 197.
[12/26/20 21:02:21] luI [1448/1458] has come upon Darwick [34/1442] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 19:40:59 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/27/20 02:02:19] Darwick [1001/1442] has come upon kocka [952/1664] and rocked it! 9 days, 03:33:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/27/20 11:13:41] Darwick was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:52:01 from level 197.
[12/28/20 04:49:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 4 days, 23:18:42 toward level 197.
[12/28/20 17:20:37] Qpe, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [1162/4659] have team battled Darwick, peta, and luI [3267/4293] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/20 18:02:20] Darwick [541/1442] has come upon peta [395/1386] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 22:39:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/28/20 23:02:21] kocka [858/1664] has come upon Darwick [131/1442] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 04:23:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/29/20 03:37:10] Joska [1730/1859] has come upon Darwick [1377/1442] and straight stomped them in combat! 83 days, 21:05:58 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/29/20 14:02:22] Darwick [663/1442] has come upon [Sanyi] [1274/1662] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:04:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/29/20 19:22:30] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:21 towards level 197.
[12/30/20 00:02:24] [Sanyi] [168/1662] has come upon Darwick [20/1442] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:44:51 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/30/20 09:11:41] HellSpawn, luI, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/20 12:12:42] Darwick [849/1448] has come upon [Sanyi] [311/1662] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:55:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/30/20 13:30:21] Darwick [543/1448] has come upon luI [798/1465] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:07:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/30/20 19:59:35] Darwick [607/1448] has come upon luI [249/1465] and straight stomped them in combat! 71 days, 03:05:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/31/20 14:24:34] Sanyi, Darwick, and luI [4233/4474] have team battled HellSpawn, kocka, and wilk [3733/4527] and won! 0 days, 07:26:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/21 00:06:39] HellSpawn [142/1122] has come upon Darwick [772/1448] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 11:30:04 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/01/21 22:02:23] [Sanyi] [1232/1662] has come upon Darwick [916/1448] and straight stomped them in combat! 51 days, 17:38:57 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/02/21 01:54:09] Qpe, gyilkos, and Joska [1102/4856] have team battled HellSpawn, [Sanyi], and Darwick [1791/4232] and lost! 4 days, 01:07:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/21 08:02:23] Darwick [1349/1448] has come upon wilk [1253/1741] and fucked they ass up! 26 days, 01:05:20 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/02/21 12:36:42] Sanyi stole Darwick's level 149 amulet while they were sleeping! Sanyi leaves his old level 126 amulet behind, which Darwick then takes.
[01/02/21 13:25:24] gyilkos, Darwick, and 4R0N [185/4277] have team battled Qpe, peta, and Sanyi [1196/4512] and lost! 0 days, 02:30:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/21 02:38:04] luI, Joska, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/21 19:02:21] 4R0N [1238/1396] has come upon Darwick [343/1423] and straight stomped them in combat! 65 days, 05:28:58 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/03/21 20:55:03] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 11:44:29 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[01/03/21 20:55:03] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 174 with their belt. 0 days, 03:17:36 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 198.
[01/04/21 15:02:20] Darwick [789/1423] has come upon kocka [643/1664] and rocked it! 28 days, 07:57:54 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/04/21 20:46:14] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 187. 0 days, 03:17:39 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 198.
[01/05/21 02:11:55] Darwick, Sanyi, and kocka [3915/4674] have team battled Qpe, 4R0N, and peta [2435/4321] and won! 6 days, 01:45:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/21 06:02:24] 4R0N [422/1396] has come upon Darwick [218/1423] and gave em what was coming! 21 days, 12:28:18 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/05/21 07:15:45] Darwick tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:34:26 towards level 198.
[01/05/21 16:56:46] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 16:22:30 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[01/06/21 04:02:11] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/21 20:28:27] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 17:39:50 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[01/06/21 20:43:44] Darwick got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:53:34 from level 198.
[01/07/21 03:02:22] luI [163/1465] has come upon Darwick [354/1423] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 14:02:50 is added to luI's clock.
[01/07/21 09:19:09] Darwick got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:06:53 from level 198.
[01/07/21 17:23:04] Darwick invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:49:05 towards level 198.
[01/07/21 23:02:22] Darwick [30/1423] has come upon HellSpawn [1106/1123] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:59:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/08/21 09:02:19] kocka [209/1664] has come upon Darwick [65/1423] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 15:10:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/08/21 16:04:17] Sanyi, HellSpawn, and wilk [1063/4451] have team battled Darwick, 4R0N, and Joska [833/4686] and won! 0 days, 20:08:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/21 10:53:45] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/21 16:02:19] peta [1305/1386] has come upon Darwick [270/1423] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 00:12:24 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/10/21 16:02:19] peta has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:35:15 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/10/21 19:53:05] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:16:14 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[01/10/21 21:02:23] Darwick [643/1423] has come upon HellSpawn [790/1123] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 17:11:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/11/21 01:56:38] luI, wilk, and Sanyi [2438/4793] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and DarwickAK [4877/4919] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/21 08:05:34] Darwick broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:46:41 from level 198.
[01/12/21 01:38:31] luI, Joska, Darwick, and wilk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/21 07:29:05] Joska [1589/1885] has come upon Darwick [1301/1423] and fucked they ass up! 84 days, 08:51:34 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/12/21 13:02:20] kocka [1471/1664] has come upon Darwick [1117/1423] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 21:32:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/13/21 00:30:03] Sanyi, HellSpawn, Joska, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/21 04:02:21] Darwick [1346/1423] has come upon Joska [987/1885] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:10:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/14/21 01:56:55] DarwickAK, 4R0N, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/21 05:02:22] wilk [1338/1741] has come upon Darwick [1213/1423] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 21:32:45 is removed from wilk's clock.
[01/14/21 06:42:47] DarwickAK [1539/1629] has come upon Darwick [190/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 93 days, 16:17:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/14/21 15:36:51] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:36:48 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[01/14/21 20:43:21] Darwick [271/1431] has come upon peta [126/1386] and fucked they ass up! 86 days, 13:31:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/15/21 11:02:20] kocka [428/1664] has come upon Darwick [1361/1431] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:17:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/16/21 12:02:23] 4R0N [706/1396] has come upon Darwick [835/1431] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 04:19:16 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/16/21 15:19:09] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 23:41:57 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[01/16/21 18:59:44] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 125. 0 days, 03:18:22 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 199.
[01/17/21 10:05:15] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/21 10:40:15] wilk [895/1741] has come upon Darwick [947/1431] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 04:56:46 is added to wilk's clock.
[01/18/21 10:40:08] luI, Joska, and Darwick [2343/4763] have team battled 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Qpe [4306/4564] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/21 15:01:25] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 11:06:00 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[01/20/21 14:10:38] Sanyi, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/21 14:43:46] Darwick ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 15 damage. 0 days, 03:18:01 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 199.
[01/20/21 16:10:45] Darwick [884/1431] has come upon Sanyi [893/1587] and realized it was a bad decision! 11 days, 16:34:12 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/20/21 21:00:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darwick 30 days, 06:35:09 toward level 199.
[01/20/21 21:02:23] Darwick [369/1431] has come upon [Sanyi] [1073/1712] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 20:27:48 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/21/21 03:26:15] Darwick [547/1431] has come upon [Sanyi] [635/1712] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 11:20:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/21/21 07:02:20] Darwick [961/1431] has come upon HellSpawn [1133/1135] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 23:28:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/22/21 10:40:12] Sanyi, Qpe, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/21 15:04:28] kocka, Darwick, and peta [242/4469] have team battled HellSpawn, GDI, and DarwickAK [1927/4257] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/21 18:02:22] Darwick [381/1431] has come upon IRPGbot [304/1886] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 05:02:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/22/21 22:06:59] Darwick was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:45:49 from level 199.
[01/23/21 14:17:13] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:28:58 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[01/24/21 15:11:11] Sanyi [981/1638] has come upon Darwick [1095/1431] and realized it was a bad decision! 47 days, 13:42:34 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/25/21 11:02:23] Darwick [635/1431] has come upon GDI [1391/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 22:38:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/26/21 17:31:01] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 04:45:31 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[01/27/21 08:02:19] Sanyi [1013/1638] has come upon Darwick [1367/1431] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 48 days, 18:27:40 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/28/21 01:14:53] Sanyi, Qpe, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/21 01:14:53] wilk [1420/1741] has come upon Darwick [500/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:38:26 is removed from wilk's clock.
[01/28/21 09:02:22] Qpe [954/1549] has come upon Darwick [566/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 14:34:18 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/28/21 13:32:52] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:00:04 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[01/28/21 14:02:21] Qpe [895/1549] has come upon Darwick [43/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 08:49:18 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/28/21 22:40:57] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/21 01:54:00] GDI, HellSpawn, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/21 05:02:20] Sanyi [18/1638] has come upon Darwick [167/1431] and got flexed on in combat! 28 days, 02:25:41 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/29/21 17:04:34] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 82 with their belt. 0 days, 03:18:09 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 199.
[01/29/21 17:54:38] Darwick [122/1431] has come upon wilk [1393/1741] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:40:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/31/21 09:22:05] Darwick got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:41 towards level 199.
[01/31/21 12:02:22] kocka [735/1652] has come upon Darwick [96/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 16:36:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/31/21 12:51:21] Darwick found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:12 towards level 199.
[01/31/21 16:46:50] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 10:51:05 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[02/01/21 00:03:20] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/21 13:50:41] Darwick [1297/1431] has come upon HellSpawn [816/1423] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:40:23 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/01/21 22:22:06] [Sanyi], luI, 4R0N, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/21 16:54:24] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick [2113/4553] have team battled Qpe, wilk, and Sanyi [3650/4896] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/21 18:31:13] Darwick [697/1431] has come upon GDI [1250/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 51 days, 01:53:55 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/02/21 19:34:45] Sanyi, GDI, Darwick, and wilk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/21 15:59:04] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/21 23:52:42] Qpe, gyilkos, and Darwick [3874/4400] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and GDI [237/4537] and won! 8 days, 07:33:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/21 06:02:22] Darwick [1060/1431] has come upon [Sanyi] [1288/1653] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 43 days, 04:18:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/04/21 11:02:23] Darwick [1109/1431] has come upon HellSpawn [70/1423] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 16:45:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/05/21 07:02:20] Darwick [713/1431] has come upon Qpe [1142/1516] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 35 days, 06:33:43 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/05/21 12:22:13] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 17:21:16 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[02/05/21 12:43:08] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/21 14:01:41] Darwick [895/1431] has come upon HellSpawn [906/1423] and realized it was a bad decision! 12 days, 09:23:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/05/21 20:40:36] Darwick was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 23:24:37 towards level 200.
[02/05/21 22:02:22] Darwick [1023/1431] has come upon DarwickAK [1456/1669] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 21:26:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/06/21 12:13:25] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 18:21:01 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[02/06/21 15:54:02] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 45 days, 06:47:21 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[02/06/21 23:41:31] Darwick reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darwick's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/21 04:02:21] Qpe [297/1516] has come upon Darwick [1033/1441] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 10:11:47 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/07/21 12:04:34] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 14 with their belt. 0 days, 03:19:54 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 200.
[02/07/21 22:58:47] Darwick, HellSpawn, and Qpe [3774/4380] have team battled wilk, 4R0N, and gyilkos [3812/4319] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/21 12:09:17] GDI, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/21 12:11:50] Darwick [1063/1441] has come upon GDI [1139/1486] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 22 days, 03:02:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/08/21 14:35:36] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/21 10:14:51] Darwick was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 14:06:42 towards level 200.
[02/10/21 12:02:19] Darwick [1017/1441] has come upon gyilkos [1426/1465] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 17:06:45 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/10/21 15:18:27] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 49 days, 09:46:37 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[02/10/21 20:54:49] 4R0N, Darwick, wilk, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/21 03:05:41] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/21 04:36:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 20:34:32 from level 200.
[02/11/21 08:02:20] gyilkos [734/1465] has come upon Darwick [303/1441] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 22:34:08 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/11/21 13:02:23] Sanyi [1367/1638] has come upon Darwick [1123/1441] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 14:43:42 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/12/21 02:05:58] Darwick [858/1441] has come upon HellSpawn [1254/1423] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 04:30:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/12/21 15:00:41] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 74 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:19:09 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 200.
[02/13/21 11:11:12] Darwick the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 261 with their belt. 0 days, 03:19:59 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 200.
[02/14/21 12:16:46] GDI, luI, 4R0N, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/14/21 19:26:02] 4R0N, kocka, and HellSpawn [1856/4187] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and peta [2295/4484] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/21 07:02:22] Darwick [849/1448] has come upon Sanyi [1243/1638] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 10:04:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/15/21 17:02:24] peta [51/1398] has come upon Darwick [1159/1448] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 71 days, 06:48:34 is added to peta's clock.
[02/16/21 10:44:45] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 03:06:55 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[02/16/21 13:02:21] wilk [1576/1742] has come upon Darwick [11/1448] and straight stomped them in combat! 52 days, 02:59:12 is removed from wilk's clock.
[02/17/21 10:35:51] yar, Darwick fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 114. 0 days, 03:19:23 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 200.
[02/17/21 12:14:44] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/21 14:02:24] Darwick [287/1448] has come upon gyilkos [178/1465] and gave em what was coming! 24 days, 15:27:45 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/17/21 21:20:32] Darwick reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darwick's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/21 02:03:10] wilk [1581/1742] has come upon Darwick [269/1459] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 03:39:55 is removed from wilk's clock.
[02/19/21 02:03:54] wilk [1725/1742] has come upon Darwick [785/1459] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 16:30:12 is removed from wilk's clock.
[02/19/21 13:58:45] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:25:22 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[02/19/21 13:58:45] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 229 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:19:28 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 200.
[02/20/21 05:06:30] Darwick [1156/1459] has come upon DarwickAK [501/1669] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 20:03:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/21/21 01:00:35] 4R0N, gyilkos, and Darwick [2482/4036] have team battled DarwickAK, kocka, and GDI [1616/4798] and won! 1 day, 19:13:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/21 03:02:20] Darwick [899/1459] has come upon luI [639/1455] and rocked it! 2 days, 18:38:50 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/21/21 03:55:02] DarwickAK [195/1669] has come upon Darwick [1028/1459] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 54 days, 08:54:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/21/21 08:02:22] Darwick [666/1459] has come upon 4R0N [785/1112] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 17:51:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/21/21 10:00:34] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:12:39 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[02/21/21 18:15:32] Sanyi, luI, and Darwick [2477/4552] have team battled GDI, 4R0N, and Qpe [1907/4114] and won! 0 days, 19:12:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/21 23:02:19] Darwick [753/1459] has come upon gyilkos [570/1465] and rocked it! 1 day, 13:34:43 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/22/21 01:13:41] luI [1255/1455] has come upon Darwick [820/1459] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:14:28 is removed from luI's clock.
[02/22/21 09:02:21] wilk [1515/1742] has come upon Darwick [928/1459] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 04:29:19 is removed from wilk's clock.
[02/22/21 13:33:01] Darwick and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/21 19:02:24] peta [275/1398] has come upon Darwick [199/1459] and fucked they ass up! 52 days, 01:49:12 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/22/21 23:36:57] Qpe [203/1525] has come upon Darwick [154/1459] and rocked it! 10 days, 12:55:59 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[02/23/21 08:33:08] Darwick [64/1459] has come upon 4R0N [11/1112] and rocked it! 58 days, 22:57:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/23/21 13:23:19] Darwick decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 167 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:20:34 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 201.
[02/23/21 15:02:22] HellSpawn [1081/1438] has come upon Darwick [149/1459] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 12:30:01 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[02/24/21 13:14:16] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 19:26:39 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[02/26/21 18:02:22] peta [1392/1406] has come upon Darwick [288/1459] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 10:32:54 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/26/21 20:25:07] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/21 13:02:31] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/21 22:11:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 01:51:28 from level 201.
[02/28/21 12:38:49] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 04:13:56 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[02/28/21 22:30:45] Darwick sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darwick's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/21 01:02:20] peta [109/1406] has come upon Darwick [25/1499] and rocked it! 17 days, 03:42:21 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/02/21 06:46:50] [Sanyi], HellSpawn, 4R0N, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/21 03:46:52] Sanyi, luI, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/21 03:47:20] Darwick [1198/1499] has come upon luI [998/1455] and fucked they ass up! 21 days, 22:20:56 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/03/21 03:47:20] Darwick [139/1499] has come upon luI [1258/1455] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 13:07:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/03/21 03:52:46] Darwick [451/1499] has come upon Sanyi [526/1680] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 13:17:14 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/03/21 13:02:19] Sanyi [1256/1680] has come upon Darwick [660/1499] and straight stomped them in combat! 56 days, 19:05:18 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/04/21 06:04:38] Sanyi, luI, and Qpe [3955/4660] have team battled peta, Darwick, and wilk [1518/4647] and won! 4 days, 15:47:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/21 12:03:33] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 05:52:18 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[03/04/21 13:35:49] HellSpawn, peta, and kocka [3105/4496] have team battled Qpe, Darwick, and Sanyi [228/4704] and won! 0 days, 14:54:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/21 01:05:41] [Sanyi], HellSpawn, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/21 11:45:43] Darwick receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 03:37:05 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[03/06/21 12:45:17] Darwick [886/1499] has come upon luI [1380/1455] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 23:59:23 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/07/21 14:12:31] 4R0N, gyilkos, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/21 14:14:12] Darwick [417/1499] has come upon 4R0N [929/1112] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 02:19:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/07/21 15:20:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darwick with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 00:18:18 from level 201.
[03/07/21 15:20:58] Darwick [1111/1499] has come upon 4R0N [303/1112] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 09:03:18 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/08/21 01:07:37] wilk [133/1742] has come upon Darwick [345/1499] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 14:15:40 is added to wilk's clock.
[03/08/21 10:49:50] kocka, Darwick, wilk, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/21 13:02:23] Darwick [932/1499] has come upon GDI [220/1486] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 22:49:25 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/09/21 09:02:20] peta [164/1416] has come upon Darwick [941/1499] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 17:12:42 is added to peta's clock.
[03/09/21 17:46:04] [Sanyi] and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/21 07:29:37] Darwick has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 08:33:05 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[03/11/21 11:02:20] kocka [1629/1652] has come upon Darwick [840/1499] and straight stomped them in combat! 113 days, 11:36:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/11/21 21:16:08] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/21 03:10:59] Sanyi stole Darwick's level 77 charm while they were sleeping! Sanyi leaves his old level 64 charm behind, which Darwick then takes.
[03/12/21 06:32:48] GDI and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/21 01:29:14] Sanyi, gyilkos, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/21 07:03:03] lawlerskates!1 Darwick has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 194. 0 days, 03:20:44 is added to Darwick's timer towards level 201.
[03/13/21 13:02:20] Darwick [778/1485] has come upon IRPGbot [660/1886] and fucked they ass