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Player Info

User: CaptianObvious
Class: TheReturned
Admin?: No
Level: 126
Next level: 27 days, 14:29:37
Status: Offline
Host: saxus|bsd!~saxus@este.raersz.hu
Account Created: Sun Jan 1 19:27:42 2017
Last login: Tue Aug 8 23:29:22 2017
Total time idled: 290 days, 05:39:37
Current position: [480,269]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 92 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 70
charm: 75
gloves: 68
helm: 63 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 53
ring: 73 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 67
tunic: 125 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 278 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 964

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 51 days, 13:38:06
quit: 17 days, 08:57:06

total: 68 days, 22:35:12

Character Modifiers

[11/27/13 01:48:55] CaptianObvious [0/1] has come upon kocka [7/396] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:00:41 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/27/13 10:26:05] CaptianObvious [73/116] has come upon GDI [161/282] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:06:28 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/27/13 21:53:00] Edina, kocka, and CaptianObvious [392/850] have team battled koszik, md5, and kurvaanyad [170/1311] and won! 0 days, 00:30:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/13 03:39:45] CaptianObvious [182/189] has come upon endre [146/454] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:28:48 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/28/13 07:32:47] CaptianObvious [39/191] has come upon Darwick [156/405] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/28/13 12:57:51] CaptianObvious [6/195] has come upon koszik [273/424] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/28/13 19:14:49] CaptianObvious [209/239] has come upon Sanyi [223/398] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/29/13 02:32:08] CaptianObvious [64/257] has come upon Reggie [256/482] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/29/13 10:59:27] CaptianObvious [155/272] has come upon koszik [62/424] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:00:29 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/29/13 13:44:03] CaptianObvious, Reggie, and kocka [47/1142] have team battled endre, GDI, and kurvaanyad [598/1157] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/13 15:49:17] gyilkos [217/476] has come upon CaptianObvious [201/272] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:46:02 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/29/13 20:13:56] CaptianObvious [281/288] has come upon m00 [251/439] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:03:48 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/30/13 05:48:11] CaptianObvious [269/297] has come upon Darwick [131/390] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:21:24 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/30/13 16:46:49] CaptianObvious [279/338] has come upon DarwickAK [281/392] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/01/13 00:29:15] m00, kurvaanyad, and md5 [909/1556] have team battled koszik, CaptianObvious, and kocka [216/1153] and won! 0 days, 09:28:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/13 08:05:27] CaptianObvious [100/338] has come upon Kiinga [207/354] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/01/13 12:49:21] gyilkos [336/476] has come upon CaptianObvious [91/338] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:17:12 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/02/13 01:50:56] CaptianObvious [296/352] has come upon budosroman [244/531] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:07:04 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/02/13 08:17:51] koszik [390/444] has come upon CaptianObvious [195/363] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 10:36:21 is removed from koszik's clock.
[12/02/13 15:06:56] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:16:15 is removed from their time toward level 34.
[12/02/13 18:42:49] CaptianObvious [348/390] has come upon koszik [252/444] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:27:24 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/03/13 00:19:58] m00 [236/457] has come upon CaptianObvious [41/390] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:08:34 is removed from m00's clock.
[12/03/13 04:07:22] CaptianObvious got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:14 from level 35.
[12/03/13 15:47:12] CaptianObvious [148/390] has come upon koszik [191/444] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/04/13 07:38:02] GDI [219/288] has come upon CaptianObvious [299/390] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to GDI's clock.
[12/04/13 16:44:55] kocka [285/388] has come upon CaptianObvious [88/390] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:11:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/04/13 20:03:10] CaptianObvious [200/390] has come upon Edina [140/345] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/04/13 20:03:10] CaptianObvious has dealt Edina a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:42:57 is added to Edina's clock.
[12/04/13 20:10:26] CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and md5 [363/1440] have team battled budosroman, Reggie, and Joska [1109/1373] and lost! 0 days, 03:37:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/13 18:20:19] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 10 damage. 0 days, 00:36:43 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 37.
[12/06/13 03:20:20] CaptianObvious [275/407] has come upon m00 [2/457] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:50:04 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/07/13 10:53:45] CaptianObvious [365/407] has come upon m00 [341/523] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/07/13 12:51:50] Kiinga, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [814/1214] have team battled koszik, m00, and [Sanyi] [665/994] and won! 0 days, 00:53:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/13 21:18:46] CaptianObvious bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:51 towards level 39.
[12/08/13 20:30:47] CaptianObvious [210/407] has come upon gyilkos [450/525] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/09/13 05:49:18] budosroman [449/554] has come upon CaptianObvious [125/407] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:36 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[12/10/13 17:35:21] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 33 with their belt. 0 days, 00:39:51 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 40.
[12/11/13 00:03:18] koszik [77/438] has come upon CaptianObvious [396/407] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to koszik's clock.
[12/11/13 00:03:36] CaptianObvious [10/407] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [131/201] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/11/13 12:18:50] endre [298/524] has come upon CaptianObvious [21/407] and rocked it! 0 days, 17:50:20 is removed from endre's clock.
[12/11/13 19:36:11] koszik [149/438] has come upon CaptianObvious [381/407] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:53:53 is added to koszik's clock.
[12/12/13 05:30:02] CaptianObvious found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:09 towards level 41.
[12/12/13 11:27:24] [Sanyi] [177/338] has come upon CaptianObvious [214/407] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/12/13 15:36:26] anyadnakpalankot [86/270] has come upon CaptianObvious [384/407] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[12/12/13 23:49:21] Reggie [21/516] has come upon CaptianObvious [289/407] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:37:05 is added to Reggie's clock.
[12/13/13 07:58:46] CaptianObvious [104/407] has come upon Edina [366/376] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/13/13 19:33:56] endre, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious [457/1373] have team battled lejah, m00, and Kiinga [178/1163] and won! 0 days, 11:11:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/13 02:57:29] kurvaanyad [28/421] has come upon CaptianObvious [236/408] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/14/13 04:16:08] CaptianObvious fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! CaptianObvious's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/15/13 16:19:39] CaptianObvious [160/403] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [156/310] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:51:27 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/15/13 16:50:26] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 37 damage. 0 days, 00:42:59 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 43.
[12/15/13 20:01:47] Darwick [102/566] has come upon CaptianObvious [131/403] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:53:39 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/15/13 21:12:58] GDI, Joska, and CaptianObvious [991/1183] have team battled budosroman, Kiinga, and kocka [1349/1398] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/13 22:12:32] GDI, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [823/1267] have team battled CaptianObvious, endre, and Joska [614/1336] and won! 0 days, 00:25:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/13 05:26:55] gyilkos [399/564] has come upon CaptianObvious [111/403] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 12:03:43 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/18/13 01:49:40] Edina, Kiinga, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/13 05:06:45] Reggie, m00, and [Sanyi] [315/1525] have team battled DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi [276/1304] and won! 0 days, 06:14:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/13 10:55:19] CaptianObvious [358/403] has come upon Darwick [36/568] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:11:31 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/18/13 12:42:55] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 11:00:58 is removed from their time toward level 44.
[12/19/13 00:15:35] Edina, budosroman, CaptianObvious, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/13 03:51:47] CaptianObvious, koszik, and kurvaanyad [1190/1283] have team battled Edina, Darwick, and m00 [1412/1513] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/13 12:33:53] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 14 with their belt. 0 days, 00:43:39 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 44.
[12/20/13 00:00:58] CaptianObvious [363/482] has come upon Sanyi [349/443] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/20/13 12:24:54] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:12:04 is removed from their time toward level 45.
[12/20/13 19:19:44] budosroman, Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/13 12:15:56] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:46:56 is removed from their time toward level 45.
[12/21/13 16:48:51] GDI, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/13 03:49:18] m00 [65/527] has come upon CaptianObvious [261/482] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:21:35 is added to m00's clock.
[12/22/13 10:20:37] CaptianObvious [146/496] has come upon DarwickAK [124/484] and rocked it! 0 days, 13:42:52 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/22/13 15:47:27] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 39 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:45:57 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 46.
[12/23/13 15:01:36] CaptianObvious was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:05:09 from level 46.
[12/24/13 05:36:58] CaptianObvious spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! CaptianObvious's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/24/13 06:01:25] m00, koszik, and Darwick [1220/1561] have team battled kocka, Edina, and CaptianObvious [1040/1419] and won! 0 days, 05:42:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/13 10:07:07] CaptianObvious learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:20 towards level 46.
[12/24/13 11:21:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 0 days, 16:31:26 toward level 46.
[12/24/13 20:35:51] GDI [375/547] has come upon CaptianObvious [296/491] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:36:15 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/25/13 00:02:14] CaptianObvious [423/491] has come upon Sanyi [320/443] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:54:11 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/25/13 05:14:58] CaptianObvious got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:49 towards level 46.
[12/25/13 06:35:47] CaptianObvious [253/491] has come upon Sanyi [209/443] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:35:38 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/25/13 18:17:05] CaptianObvious [249/642] has come upon Joska [301/543] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/27/13 14:16:02] CaptianObvious lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:37 from level 47.
[12/28/13 16:35:26] m00, CaptianObvious, and GDI [118/1716] have team battled Kiinga, [Sanyi], and anyadnakpalankot [1014/1311] and lost! 0 days, 15:17:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/13 00:35:51] CaptianObvious [90/642] has come upon Darwick [35/575] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:02:48 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/29/13 13:07:02] CaptianObvious reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! CaptianObvious's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/13 01:35:49] GDI [174/547] has come upon CaptianObvious [439/646] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:12:46 is added to GDI's clock.
[12/30/13 08:22:12] Joska [345/566] has come upon CaptianObvious [89/646] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/31/13 02:35:48] CaptianObvious [454/646] has come upon koszik [125/464] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:50:28 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/31/13 23:25:58] CaptianObvious [454/649] has come upon endre [410/535] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/01/14 02:15:03] Sanyi, Edina, and Reggie [1150/1428] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [762/1702] and won! 0 days, 15:34:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/14 14:54:14] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 11 with their belt. 0 days, 00:47:35 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 48.
[01/01/14 17:54:46] CaptianObvious stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:56 towards level 48.
[01/03/14 10:35:49] CaptianObvious [482/649] has come upon Kiinga [126/416] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:49:07 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/03/14 16:21:11] kocka, CaptianObvious, and Joska [1017/1809] have team battled Reggie, budosroman, and m00 [1373/1656] and lost! 0 days, 11:30:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/14 20:02:12] budosroman, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/14 01:29:45] CaptianObvious [532/649] has come upon Reggie [103/516] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:13:25 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/04/14 14:27:18] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:08:22 is removed from their time toward level 48.
[01/04/14 16:35:48] CaptianObvious [412/649] has come upon [Sanyi] [462/538] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:54:53 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/04/14 20:35:58] CaptianObvious was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:56 towards level 48.
[01/05/14 06:04:47] CaptianObvious [619/649] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [419/454] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/05/14 14:18:21] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:02:36 is removed from their time toward level 49.
[01/05/14 14:18:21] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 27. 0 days, 00:48:59 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 49.
[01/05/14 16:38:27] CaptianObvious, kocka, and kurvaanyad [1630/1694] have team battled Reggie, endre, and Sanyi [1104/1494] and won! 0 days, 14:36:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/14 22:37:15] [Sanyi] [492/543] has come upon CaptianObvious [200/649] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/06/14 13:18:31] Joska, koszik, and CaptianObvious [1302/1748] have team battled Reggie, Kiinga, and m00 [361/1496] and won! 0 days, 10:57:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/14 13:35:51] CaptianObvious [620/658] has come upon gyilkos [485/607] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 11:45:35 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/14 18:35:48] CaptianObvious [0/658] has come upon Kiinga [412/438] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:09:32 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/08/14 13:51:24] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 9 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:48:55 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 49.
[01/08/14 19:28:02] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:51 towards level 49.
[01/09/14 11:52:09] kocka [163/592] has come upon CaptianObvious [403/678] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:48:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/09/14 14:12:57] Kiinga [46/450] has come upon CaptianObvious [86/678] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/09/14 14:21:43] CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and Edina [1321/1763] have team battled kocka, m00, and Reggie [1220/1801] and won! 0 days, 01:53:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/14 21:55:04] CaptianObvious [409/678] has come upon Edina [75/469] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/10/14 00:38:58] Edina, CaptianObvious, kocka, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/14 12:47:10] gyilkos, m00, and GDI [610/1756] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and anyadnakpalankot [1245/1675] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/14 13:48:01] endre, Joska, and CaptianObvious [1443/1735] have team battled anyadnakpalankot, Darwick, and DarwickAK [270/1900] and won! 0 days, 10:47:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/14 05:08:00] kocka [222/592] has come upon CaptianObvious [369/678] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/11/14 17:05:03] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:19:30 is removed from their time toward level 50.
[01/11/14 17:07:49] Sanyi, md5, and Darwick [663/1996] have team battled DarwickAK, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [1639/1884] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/14 16:56:01] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 14. 0 days, 00:49:40 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 50.
[01/12/14 17:56:43] kocka, Darwick, and Kiinga [639/1669] have team battled [Sanyi], md5, and CaptianObvious [430/2187] and won! 0 days, 00:26:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/14 19:35:49] CaptianObvious [60/678] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [299/557] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:24:02 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/12/14 19:44:35] Darwick [100/641] has come upon CaptianObvious [549/678] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/12/14 21:07:51] CaptianObvious caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:40 towards level 50.
[01/12/14 22:54:29] anyadnakpalankot, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/14 06:40:10] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and kurvaanyad [1233/1687] have team battled endre, gyilkos, and Reggie [936/1809] and won! 0 days, 02:08:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/14 10:56:03] md5 [138/953] has come upon CaptianObvious [131/678] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:15:03 is removed from md5's clock.
[01/13/14 11:23:13] Darwick [241/641] has come upon CaptianObvious [301/678] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 23:22:32 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/13/14 12:46:28] md5 [191/953] has come upon CaptianObvious [565/678] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to md5's clock.
[01/13/14 19:57:39] CaptianObvious [554/678] has come upon Reggie [460/684] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/14/14 16:38:03] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 10:19:52 is removed from their time toward level 51.
[01/14/14 21:35:50] Reggie [308/684] has come upon CaptianObvious [9/678] and rocked it! 0 days, 23:42:10 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[01/15/14 04:58:36] CaptianObvious, gyilkos, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/14 06:05:19] md5 [753/953] has come upon CaptianObvious [479/678] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 10:27:35 is removed from md5's clock.
[01/15/14 12:48:32] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 00:05:09 is removed from their time toward level 51.
[01/15/14 17:46:26] endre, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/14 12:39:35] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 07:25:31 is removed from their time toward level 51.
[01/16/14 13:35:51] CaptianObvious [13/678] has come upon [Sanyi] [421/556] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:46:56 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/16/14 19:37:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CaptianObvious with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:00:33 from level 51.
[01/17/14 02:34:00] CaptianObvious [347/698] has come upon GDI [121/565] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/17/14 12:30:33] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 19:41:12 is removed from their time toward level 52.
[01/17/14 12:37:23] CaptianObvious was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:01:49 towards level 52.
[01/17/14 14:18:14] Joska, [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/14 14:23:16] gyilkos [102/663] has come upon CaptianObvious [344/698] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:52:35 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/18/14 15:40:57] endre, m00, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/14 12:12:32] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 15:50:57 is removed from their time toward level 52.
[01/19/14 16:35:49] CaptianObvious [316/698] has come upon gyilkos [83/667] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:50:53 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/19/14 21:35:51] CaptianObvious [312/698] has come upon Edina [393/469] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:30:56 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/20/14 00:59:59] CaptianObvious caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:12 towards level 52.
[01/20/14 05:04:39] CaptianObvious [46/698] has come upon [Sanyi] [519/559] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/20/14 11:35:20] CaptianObvious got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:54:36 towards level 53.
[01/22/14 00:37:52] CaptianObvious ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:27:07 from level 53.
[01/22/14 23:48:13] CaptianObvious stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:17 towards level 53.
[01/23/14 10:06:27] Joska, DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/14 16:58:28] lejah, kocka, and Sanyi [484/1444] have team battled DarwickAK, anyadnakpalankot, and CaptianObvious [773/2210] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/14 20:35:50] CaptianObvious [228/698] has come upon Darwick [704/722] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:00:46 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/24/14 06:35:48] [Sanyi] [92/613] has come upon CaptianObvious [124/698] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:59:09 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/24/14 11:27:42] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:18:51 is removed from their time toward level 53.
[01/25/14 12:35:49] CaptianObvious [386/698] has come upon Edina [425/487] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:32:50 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/25/14 14:59:12] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 05:52:10 is removed from their time toward level 53.
[01/25/14 22:00:06] Edina, Kiinga, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/14 03:35:50] koszik [205/541] has come upon CaptianObvious [304/698] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 13:31:22 is added to koszik's clock.
[01/26/14 20:38:10] CaptianObvious, Joska, and [Sanyi] [1366/1926] have team battled gyilkos, anyadnakpalankot, and koszik [1234/1799] and won! 0 days, 05:34:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/14 20:58:03] Kiinga, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/14 09:57:06] m00, CaptianObvious, and budosroman [1273/1926] have team battled Sanyi, gyilkos, and anyadnakpalankot [1596/1721] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/14 14:09:31] CaptianObvious [278/698] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [210/581] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 20:57:42 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/27/14 17:51:48] CaptianObvious died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:07:19 from level 54.
[01/27/14 19:35:49] anyadnakpalankot [63/581] has come upon CaptianObvious [315/698] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:06:00 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[01/28/14 07:47:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 4 days, 02:20:13 toward level 54.
[01/28/14 10:51:47] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:29:10 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[01/29/14 12:17:19] CaptianObvious [487/698] has come upon Joska [112/615] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:53:44 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/29/14 18:36:09] Joska, CaptianObvious, kocka, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/14 21:35:48] kocka [550/635] has come upon CaptianObvious [31/698] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:46:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/30/14 11:28:29] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and Edina [1355/2116] have team battled lejah, endre, and md5 [656/1716] and won! 0 days, 12:38:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/14 13:03:28] CaptianObvious [293/698] has come upon Sanyi [309/474] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 06:56:29 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/31/14 04:13:44] CaptianObvious set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:03 from level 54.
[01/31/14 18:17:29] Sanyi, CaptianObvious, koszik, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/14 10:15:41] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:23:28 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[02/02/14 13:47:09] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 03:56:22 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[02/03/14 03:45:13] CaptianObvious [117/698] has come upon DarwickAK [268/939] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 10:46:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/03/14 16:35:51] Kiinga [390/480] has come upon CaptianObvious [385/698] and rocked it! 1 day, 06:42:39 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[02/03/14 23:47:09] CaptianObvious [372/698] has come upon budosroman [386/902] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 07:27:21 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/04/14 07:45:51] GDI, anyadnakpalankot, and Edina [455/1676] have team battled Sanyi, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [551/1849] and lost! 1 day, 14:10:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/14 09:48:39] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 13:12:15 is removed from their time toward level 55.
[02/04/14 10:27:42] gyilkos [528/677] has come upon CaptianObvious [249/698] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:21:00 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/04/14 12:35:50] DarwickAK [137/939] has come upon CaptianObvious [157/698] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 15:47:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/05/14 10:33:56] CaptianObvious reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! CaptianObvious's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/14 13:35:51] CaptianObvious [423/702] has come upon koszik [536/556] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 02:43:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/06/14 07:16:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 9 days, 18:31:04 toward level 55.
[02/06/14 11:56:49] CaptianObvious [457/702] has come upon m00 [389/558] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:43:01 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/06/14 11:56:49] CaptianObvious has dealt m00 a Critical Strike! 4 days, 09:36:17 is added to m00's clock.
[02/06/14 12:08:35] Sanyi [525/533] has come upon CaptianObvious [668/702] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/07/14 10:35:50] CaptianObvious [458/702] has come upon m00 [325/558] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 14:12:33 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/08/14 06:35:50] kocka [128/635] has come upon CaptianObvious [444/702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:16:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/08/14 07:57:25] CaptianObvious [457/702] has come upon [Sanyi] [63/621] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:35:07 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/08/14 10:07:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 0 days, 20:27:05 toward level 55.
[02/08/14 21:35:48] CaptianObvious [501/702] has come upon GDI [333/619] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:54:26 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/09/14 02:07:20] CaptianObvious, GDI, and gyilkos [1253/2009] have team battled Sanyi, kocka, and anyadnakpalankot [206/1774] and won! 0 days, 04:19:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/14 11:02:29] md5, gyilkos, and Sanyi [1047/2158] have team battled CaptianObvious, [Sanyi], and kocka [1257/1958] and lost! 1 day, 02:54:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/14 12:35:49] CaptianObvious [526/702] has come upon gyilkos [120/688] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:57:19 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/09/14 12:44:05] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:27:30 is removed from their time toward level 55.
[02/09/14 13:49:17] Joska, CaptianObvious, kocka, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/14 16:57:41] CaptianObvious [293/708] has come upon Sanyi [370/533] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/10/14 12:35:05] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 07:31:39 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[02/11/14 01:03:33] CaptianObvious found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:08:44 towards level 56.
[02/11/14 05:18:25] Kiinga, m00, CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/14 06:00:04] koszik [484/556] has come upon CaptianObvious [10/708] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 17:41:51 is removed from koszik's clock.
[02/11/14 08:45:35] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 69. 0 days, 00:55:41 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 56.
[02/11/14 09:35:49] DarwickAK [876/957] has come upon CaptianObvious [477/708] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:33:55 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/12/14 05:35:50] endre [253/615] has come upon CaptianObvious [514/708] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 13:21:32 is added to endre's clock.
[02/12/14 09:56:27] CaptianObvious fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! CaptianObvious's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/13/14 08:25:04] Joska, Edina, GDI, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/14/14 08:18:42] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 23:23:19 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[02/15/14 05:28:30] CaptianObvious was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:34:30 from level 56.
[02/15/14 21:42:07] CaptianObvious [501/695] has come upon Sanyi [196/533] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:00:45 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/16/14 14:35:50] m00 [284/558] has come upon CaptianObvious [253/695] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 06:38:28 is removed from m00's clock.
[02/17/14 05:35:47] Kiinga [213/483] has come upon CaptianObvious [355/695] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:02:10 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[02/17/14 07:15:59] endre, md5, and gyilkos [2135/2247] have team battled CaptianObvious, budosroman, and koszik [1021/1999] and won! 1 day, 05:37:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/14 07:35:27] CaptianObvious [382/695] has come upon kurvaanyad [205/494] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 06:54:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/17/14 14:28:50] CaptianObvious [388/695] has come upon Sanyi [180/533] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:30:53 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/17/14 20:35:50] [Sanyi] [253/607] has come upon CaptianObvious [215/695] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 13:18:48 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/18/14 05:14:58] CaptianObvious found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:19 towards level 56.
[02/18/14 07:42:43] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:05:53 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[02/18/14 22:18:12] CaptianObvious [538/700] has come upon endre [422/621] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 09:52:39 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/19/14 02:35:51] CaptianObvious [318/700] has come upon lejah [249/346] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 01:52:01 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/19/14 07:35:48] CaptianObvious [125/700] has come upon [Sanyi] [237/607] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 07:03:58 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/19/14 10:45:48] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:10:13 towards level 57.
[02/20/14 06:54:41] koszik [496/574] has come upon CaptianObvious [511/700] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to koszik's clock.
[02/20/14 17:32:28] endre, DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/14 04:35:50] endre [472/621] has come upon CaptianObvious [357/700] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 15:18:47 is removed from endre's clock.
[02/21/14 22:14:24] Joska, gyilkos, and koszik [773/1933] have team battled CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and m00 [263/1764] and won! 1 day, 02:33:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/14 10:38:00] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 37. 0 days, 00:56:00 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 57.
[02/23/14 15:14:51] budosroman, Sanyi, and Darwick [294/2018] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos [941/1890] and lost! 0 days, 09:32:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/14 18:49:22] CaptianObvious discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:14 towards level 57.
[02/23/14 21:35:51] CaptianObvious [436/700] has come upon kurvaanyad [101/501] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:18:22 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/25/14 14:34:38] md5 [512/962] has come upon CaptianObvious [617/700] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 16:59:34 is added to md5's clock.
[02/25/14 16:07:39] GDI, budosroman, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/14 05:21:11] kurvaanyad [467/504] has come upon CaptianObvious [590/700] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 16:20:01 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/27/14 09:55:21] lejah [259/380] has come upon CaptianObvious [400/700] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:21:33 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/28/14 08:25:39] lejah [37/380] has come upon CaptianObvious [600/700] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/28/14 16:35:51] anyadnakpalankot [548/633] has come upon CaptianObvious [201/700] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:44:42 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[02/28/14 19:06:23] Darwick [698/724] has come upon CaptianObvious [4/700] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:09:09 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/28/14 19:06:23] Darwick [389/724] has come upon CaptianObvious [501/700] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:29:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/01/14 09:44:03] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:11:08 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[03/02/14 01:29:08] CaptianObvious [640/700] has come upon kurvaanyad [197/504] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/02/14 10:10:57] budosroman, m00, and Kiinga [1719/1858] have team battled CaptianObvious, kurvaanyad, and Edina [818/1717] and won! 0 days, 06:22:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/14 00:13:55] Sanyi [150/533] has come upon CaptianObvious [617/700] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/04/14 02:03:17] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:09:55 towards level 58.
[03/04/14 05:35:51] CaptianObvious [689/700] has come upon DarwickAK [872/979] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 14:42:56 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/04/14 15:35:51] Joska [382/647] has come upon CaptianObvious [478/700] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 10:10:03 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/05/14 06:35:47] CaptianObvious [1/700] has come upon IRPGbot [718/980] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:45:58 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/05/14 10:35:45] Edina [455/538] has come upon CaptianObvious [617/700] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Edina's clock.
[03/05/14 23:37:40] CaptianObvious [321/700] has come upon m00 [505/579] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 18:25:54 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/06/14 04:55:36] CaptianObvious [682/700] has come upon endre [350/650] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 07:27:14 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/06/14 05:18:35] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:15:41 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[03/06/14 17:35:50] CaptianObvious [79/700] has come upon [Sanyi] [332/839] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 07:13:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/06/14 19:14:52] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:34:20 from level 58.
[03/06/14 21:36:50] CaptianObvious got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:53:00 from level 58.
[03/07/14 08:35:50] CaptianObvious [242/700] has come upon kurvaanyad [216/504] and rocked it! 3 days, 00:23:15 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/07/14 08:35:50] In the fierce battle, kurvaanyad dropped his level 70 helm! CaptianObvious picks it up, tossing his old level 66 helm to kurvaanyad.
[03/07/14 09:20:28] CaptianObvious [375/704] has come upon m00 [540/579] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 14:41:44 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/07/14 17:43:14] CaptianObvious [531/704] has come upon GDI [259/597] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 23:57:43 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/08/14 19:35:48] CaptianObvious [273/704] has come upon DarwickAK [373/979] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 09:17:38 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/08/14 19:41:26] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/14 10:35:49] Sanyi [156/533] has come upon CaptianObvious [530/704] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:28:23 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/09/14 22:36:58] endre, Edina, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/14 22:37:20] CaptianObvious [655/704] has come upon endre [106/650] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:33:36 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/11/14 07:35:47] CaptianObvious [191/704] has come upon lejah [345/533] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 12:12:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/11/14 22:35:51] md5 [343/705] has come upon CaptianObvious [107/704] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 08:59:24 is removed from md5's clock.
[03/12/14 17:36:48] CaptianObvious got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:18:11 from level 58.
[03/12/14 23:35:47] anyadnakpalankot [65/625] has come upon CaptianObvious [613/704] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:07:37 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[03/13/14 08:55:35] Edina, endre, and kurvaanyad [1351/1660] have team battled CaptianObvious, Joska, and budosroman [613/2306] and won! 1 day, 13:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/14 09:35:47] CaptianObvious [50/704] has come upon Edina [97/519] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 12:23:15 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/14/14 01:12:33] CaptianObvious gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:14 towards level 58.
[03/14/14 17:05:28] CaptianObvious, GDI, and anyadnakpalankot [1767/1926] have team battled Edina, gyilkos, and Darwick [1815/1946] and lost! 1 day, 00:47:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/14 18:54:31] CaptianObvious, anyadnakpalankot, and kocka [1925/2276] have team battled [Sanyi], m00, and kurvaanyad [759/1913] and won! 0 days, 18:12:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/14 20:57:49] DarwickAK, m00, and kocka [2335/2505] have team battled Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and endre [1162/1891] and won! 0 days, 04:24:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/14 03:48:45] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 06:39:53 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[03/16/14 07:29:15] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 43 damage. 0 days, 00:57:51 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 58.
[03/18/14 04:35:49] CaptianObvious [462/704] has come upon Darwick [159/728] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:36:05 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/18/14 19:20:15] CaptianObvious [55/704] has come upon gyilkos [428/716] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/20/14 03:12:51] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 01:37:26 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[03/20/14 06:35:49] budosroman [301/955] has come upon CaptianObvious [581/704] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 10:58:58 is added to budosroman's clock.
[03/20/14 16:35:47] CaptianObvious [262/704] has come upon koszik [111/722] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 06:20:42 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/20/14 18:36:07] CaptianObvious [581/704] has come upon [Sanyi] [270/838] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 15:44:10 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/20/14 22:06:57] CaptianObvious [256/704] has come upon DarwickAK [317/958] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 18:50:05 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/21/14 02:56:36] CaptianObvious gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:04:43 towards level 59.
[03/21/14 03:03:53] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 22:18:09 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[03/22/14 06:35:22] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 20 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:58:35 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 59.
[03/22/14 15:19:12] CaptianObvious grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:22 towards level 59.
[03/23/14 02:45:53] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 07:39:22 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[03/23/14 07:36:37] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:21 towards level 59.
[03/24/14 05:35:50] koszik [633/722] has come upon CaptianObvious [224/704] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 00:00:45 is removed from koszik's clock.
[03/24/14 20:35:47] CaptianObvious [172/704] has come upon Edina [63/493] and rocked it! 0 days, 09:34:00 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/25/14 12:22:10] endre [350/650] has come upon CaptianObvious [198/704] and rocked it! 6 days, 04:15:03 is removed from endre's clock.
[03/25/14 16:35:50] koszik [646/722] has come upon CaptianObvious [493/704] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 08:01:36 is removed from koszik's clock.
[03/25/14 21:35:51] anyadnakpalankot [252/619] has come upon CaptianObvious [224/704] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 06:14:17 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[03/26/14 06:13:27] CaptianObvious got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:45 from level 59.
[03/27/14 03:35:51] CaptianObvious [546/704] has come upon IRPGbot [373/954] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:12:21 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/27/14 08:25:16] CaptianObvious [608/704] has come upon koszik [172/722] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/27/14 10:28:55] Joska, Edina, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/14 20:40:23] kocka, CaptianObvious, and Kiinga [891/2168] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and endre [847/1909] and won! 4 days, 05:01:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/14 05:41:29] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 13:21:45 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[03/28/14 08:05:03] Joska, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/30/14 07:35:49] endre [52/650] has come upon CaptianObvious [91/704] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 14:58:55 is added to endre's clock.
[03/30/14 21:43:39] Joska, Kiinga, and Sanyi [1272/1691] have team battled koszik, lejah, and CaptianObvious [1462/2009] and lost! 0 days, 09:39:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/14 06:14:24] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 05:42:28 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[04/01/14 02:24:54] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:56:43 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[04/01/14 13:15:01] Joska, CaptianObvious, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/14 00:35:50] CaptianObvious [195/704] has come upon DarwickAK [544/939] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:21:35 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/02/14 05:35:47] gyilkos [87/721] has come upon CaptianObvious [537/704] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:49:09 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/02/14 10:35:48] budosroman [278/949] has come upon CaptianObvious [594/704] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 15:36:34 is added to budosroman's clock.
[04/03/14 01:35:48] Darwick [514/735] has come upon CaptianObvious [73/704] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:41:10 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/03/14 02:06:53] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 16:53:42 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[04/03/14 05:36:34] Joska, Edina, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/14 02:35:51] kurvaanyad [41/501] has come upon CaptianObvious [569/704] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:29:07 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/04/14 07:38:53] peta [135/204] has come upon CaptianObvious [694/704] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to peta's clock.
[04/04/14 11:34:16] CaptianObvious [362/704] has come upon lejah [445/578] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 02:07:31 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/04/14 17:35:50] anyadnakpalankot [323/619] has come upon CaptianObvious [699/704] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:34:17 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[04/05/14 01:12:21] lejah, Kiinga, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/14 07:01:30] kocka [767/953] has come upon CaptianObvious [527/704] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 00:14:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/05/14 18:35:47] Edina [44/516] has come upon CaptianObvious [456/704] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:56:00 is added to Edina's clock.
[04/05/14 19:04:56] CaptianObvious, Sanyi, and Darwick [233/1983] have team battled koszik, [Sanyi], and lejah [905/2201] and lost! 1 day, 16:13:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/14 05:20:15] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 23:13:59 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[04/06/14 10:31:00] CaptianObvious walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:27:10 from level 61.
[04/08/14 00:11:39] Sanyi, Kiinga, and Joska [1091/1690] have team battled budosroman, CaptianObvious, and kurvaanyad [541/1981] and won! 1 day, 19:52:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/14 01:03:52] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:50:55 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[04/10/14 19:26:55] CaptianObvious [689/704] has come upon Kiinga [153/512] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 20:47:01 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/11/14 18:58:54] endre, [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/14 19:35:49] kocka [238/991] has come upon CaptianObvious [208/704] and rocked it! 0 days, 08:05:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/11/14 23:27:00] CaptianObvious was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:25:40 towards level 61.
[04/12/14 00:45:53] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:43:43 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[04/12/14 04:26:22] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 2 with their belt. 0 days, 01:00:03 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 61.
[04/12/14 20:35:48] CaptianObvious [166/704] has come upon Kiinga [150/506] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 21:13:36 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/13/14 05:54:37] CaptianObvious bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:50 towards level 61.
[04/13/14 06:35:51] GDI [403/646] has come upon CaptianObvious [674/704] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 21:16:19 is added to GDI's clock.
[04/16/14 04:35:47] CaptianObvious [467/704] has come upon kocka [972/991] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:58:21 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/16/14 09:35:48] CaptianObvious [479/704] has come upon Joska [261/652] and rocked it! 1 day, 03:35:53 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/16/14 12:30:04] budosroman, anyadnakpalankot, and m00 [1473/2153] have team battled CaptianObvious, GDI, and koszik [1278/2132] and won! 0 days, 02:10:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/14 15:35:19] CaptianObvious [173/704] has come upon Edina [397/516] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:04:59 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/17/14 11:57:37] CaptianObvious set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:56:21 from level 61.
[04/18/14 18:36:10] koszik, peta, and DarwickAK [444/2239] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and CaptianObvious [2069/2284] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/14 09:06:46] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and koszik [1923/2516] have team battled kocka, CaptianObvious, and GDI [1453/2365] and won! 0 days, 04:05:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/14 10:14:41] CaptianObvious was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:16 from level 61.
[04/21/14 04:13:32] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:12:08 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[04/22/14 03:20:53] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:08 towards level 61.
[04/24/14 03:46:33] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 123. 0 days, 01:00:44 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 61.
[04/24/14 11:49:14] CaptianObvious [1/714] has come upon gyilkos [702/721] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/24/14 22:35:54] Sanyi, peta, and Darwick [853/2001] have team battled CaptianObvious, koszik, and kurvaanyad [1056/2234] and lost! 0 days, 13:15:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/14 23:57:03] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 08:44:23 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[04/26/14 02:12:46] Joska, CaptianObvious, Darwick, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/14 09:38:42] CaptianObvious [485/714] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [503/969] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 08:42:02 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/26/14 11:14:24] CaptianObvious discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:06:32 towards level 62.
[04/26/14 23:07:25] koszik, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [2240/2337] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and Edina [650/2268] and won! 1 day, 21:43:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/14 00:38:42] CaptianObvious [602/714] has come upon lejah [198/691] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 00:30:32 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/27/14 05:38:42] kocka [401/991] has come upon CaptianObvious [214/714] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 20:28:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/28/14 10:46:03] lejah [520/691] has come upon CaptianObvious [538/714] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/28/14 18:54:38] m00, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [2047/2192] have team battled md5, GDI, and Joska [1942/2241] and won! 3 days, 19:00:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/14 03:01:35] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:06:57 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[04/29/14 14:20:31] CaptianObvious [235/714] has come upon Joska [731/821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:19:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/30/14 08:38:42] m00 [543/564] has come upon CaptianObvious [563/714] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 12:07:08 is added to m00's clock.
[04/30/14 23:03:04] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 36 damage. 0 days, 01:01:13 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 62.
[05/01/14 02:43:32] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 4 with their belt. 0 days, 01:01:25 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 62.
[05/01/14 12:37:54] kurvaanyad, m00, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/14 19:38:41] Reggie [294/929] has come upon CaptianObvious [319/714] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 19:35:48 is added to Reggie's clock.
[05/02/14 10:57:25] m00, Sanyi, and Kiinga [860/1586] have team battled CaptianObvious, kurvaanyad, and Joska [1147/2292] and lost! 1 day, 07:53:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/14 15:34:05] CaptianObvious was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:57 towards level 62.
[05/02/14 16:42:17] CaptianObvious was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:24 towards level 62.
[05/03/14 22:36:08] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 0. 0 days, 01:01:20 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 62.
[05/03/14 23:05:50] CaptianObvious broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:39:13 from level 62.
[05/04/14 00:25:55] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:11:55 from level 62.
[05/04/14 17:38:44] CaptianObvious [406/725] has come upon Reggie [159/929] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 04:20:12 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/04/14 18:54:58] peta, CaptianObvious, Darwick, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/14 03:38:41] CaptianObvious [167/725] has come upon DarwickAK [136/1036] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 21:12:27 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/06/14 01:11:52] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:58 towards level 62.
[05/06/14 09:38:42] CaptianObvious [623/725] has come upon endre [11/640] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:07:24 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/06/14 12:03:13] CaptianObvious grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:37 towards level 62.
[05/08/14 01:40:39] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:48:37 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[05/09/14 03:11:00] CaptianObvious saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:42 from level 62.
[05/09/14 06:16:05] CaptianObvious [16/725] has come upon kocka [133/991] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/09/14 06:51:44] budosroman, kocka, and koszik [2143/2736] have team battled gyilkos, md5, and CaptianObvious [422/2141] and won! 1 day, 06:14:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/14 08:56:48] CaptianObvious was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:51:51 towards level 63.
[05/09/14 12:38:42] CaptianObvious [226/725] has come upon IRPGbot [514/1037] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 00:53:02 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/09/14 13:28:35] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:36:00 towards level 63.
[05/10/14 01:22:42] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 23 days, 10:46:23 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[05/10/14 01:31:32] CaptianObvious [88/725] has come upon DarwickAK [597/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:06:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/10/14 04:45:52] CaptianObvious [608/725] has come upon lejah [550/1010] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 00:21:59 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/11/14 15:40:11] CaptianObvious was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:42:22 towards level 63.
[05/12/14 22:15:17] kurvaanyad, Reggie, and peta [1309/2307] have team battled anyadnakpalankot, CaptianObvious, and kocka [1932/2686] and lost! 0 days, 02:23:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/14 06:38:43] kocka [619/992] has come upon CaptianObvious [234/725] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:28:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/14/14 16:22:50] koszik [576/795] has come upon CaptianObvious [290/725] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 09:38:33 is removed from koszik's clock.
[05/14/14 17:38:42] CaptianObvious [176/725] has come upon DarwickAK [515/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:27:51 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/15/14 05:36:12] kurvaanyad, peta, and CaptianObvious [1336/2113] have team battled md5, Darwick, and kocka [2494/2656] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/14 15:30:14] CaptianObvious, kurvaanyad, and Illidan [886/1923] have team battled Edina, GDI, and md5 [1457/2090] and lost! 0 days, 07:32:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/14 14:38:41] budosroman [517/957] has come upon CaptianObvious [532/725] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 06:46:33 is added to budosroman's clock.
[05/16/14 14:45:04] CaptianObvious was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:33:42 towards level 63.
[05/16/14 20:47:51] md5 [441/750] has come upon CaptianObvious [346/725] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 14:31:48 is removed from md5's clock.
[05/17/14 10:38:41] Joska [97/887] has come upon CaptianObvious [723/725] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:52:22 is added to Joska's clock.
[05/18/14 19:10:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 0 days, 23:46:26 toward level 63.
[05/19/14 02:38:41] CaptianObvious [508/725] has come upon GDI [351/700] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 22:15:29 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/19/14 17:38:44] CaptianObvious [3/725] has come upon Darwick [734/914] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:14:30 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/19/14 23:52:46] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:25:10 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[05/20/14 22:19:14] GDI, Illidan, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/14 02:07:35] Edina, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/14 16:02:00] CaptianObvious [354/725] has come upon peta [572/680] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:03:31 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/23/14 16:25:37] CaptianObvious [339/725] has come upon peta [642/680] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:23:07 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/24/14 05:10:57] lejah, CaptianObvious, koszik, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/14 16:09:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 0 days, 19:46:18 toward level 63.
[05/25/14 13:37:03] CaptianObvious [90/736] has come upon kurvaanyad [698/775] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/25/14 23:51:16] CaptianObvious was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:30:22 towards level 64.
[05/26/14 18:58:26] CaptianObvious [200/736] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [663/1002] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 00:58:58 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/29/14 05:26:17] Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and koszik [1363/2058] have team battled endre, Reggie, and anyadnakpalankot [2297/2575] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/14 07:19:36] Edina, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/14 15:47:47] Reggie [319/933] has come upon CaptianObvious [381/736] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:12:36 is added to Reggie's clock.
[05/30/14 06:47:44] Sanyi [374/527] has come upon CaptianObvious [79/736] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:21:00 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[05/30/14 11:04:57] Joska, Edina, CaptianObvious, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/14 07:50:49] CaptianObvious [355/736] has come upon kurvaanyad [764/775] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:05:58 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/31/14 19:51:10] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 20:43:12 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[05/31/14 23:31:45] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 08:35:33 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[06/01/14 03:05:46] kocka, Joska, and CaptianObvious [569/2625] have team battled gyilkos, koszik, and kurvaanyad [861/2558] and lost! 1 day, 20:01:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/14 05:40:14] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:03 towards level 64.
[06/03/14 10:47:47] md5 [148/737] has come upon CaptianObvious [493/736] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:01:13 is added to md5's clock.

[06/05/14 13:11:08] CaptianObvious discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:33:13 towards level 64.
[06/05/14 13:23:09] CaptianObvious had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:00 towards level 64.
[06/06/14 06:24:21] kocka [526/1020] has come upon CaptianObvious [710/736] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/06/14 15:35:24] koszik, Joska, and DarwickAK [733/2750] have team battled Edina, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi [1315/1929] and lost! 1 day, 23:45:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/14 12:32:08] CaptianObvious died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:58:36 from level 64.
[06/07/14 16:34:16] CaptianObvious [100/736] has come upon kurvaanyad [416/806] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:53:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/08/14 02:22:53] CaptianObvious [375/736] has come upon Edina [47/672] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:49:09 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/08/14 14:03:39] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, koszik, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/14 18:22:23] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 21:43:14 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[06/10/14 21:30:41] endre, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/14 03:47:48] md5 [373/737] has come upon CaptianObvious [230/736] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 05:26:21 is removed from md5's clock.
[06/11/14 18:47:46] Kiinga [366/475] has come upon CaptianObvious [194/736] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:11:31 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[06/11/14 18:47:46] In the fierce battle, CaptianObvious dropped his level 46 charm! Kiinga picks it up, tossing his old level 35 charm to CaptianObvious.
[06/12/14 06:03:37] CaptianObvious [204/725] has come upon kurvaanyad [504/806] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:41:57 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/12/14 15:29:54] CaptianObvious [242/725] has come upon peta [676/893] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/13/14 05:00:08] Kiinga [55/609] has come upon CaptianObvious [477/725] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[06/14/14 06:47:44] CaptianObvious [682/725] has come upon Darwick [516/876] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 02:26:59 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/15/14 20:55:44] anyadnakpalankot, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/14 20:55:49] gyilkos [363/952] has come upon CaptianObvious [248/725] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 04:09:08 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/15/14 21:18:36] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 18:29:35 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[06/16/14 08:47:44] CaptianObvious [570/725] has come upon koszik [706/803] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 19:47:12 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/16/14 12:24:33] CaptianObvious [587/725] has come upon DarwickAK [284/1083] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 18:57:04 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/16/14 21:44:06] CaptianObvious invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:13:03 towards level 65.
[06/17/14 10:40:23] CaptianObvious [22/725] has come upon DarwickAK [789/1083] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 07:16:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/17/14 19:14:33] kocka, Darwick, and md5 [2587/2636] have team battled endre, CaptianObvious, and anyadnakpalankot [2302/2650] and won! 0 days, 09:48:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/14 00:21:18] CaptianObvious bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:19:06 towards level 65.
[06/19/14 08:24:22] CaptianObvious [323/725] has come upon DarwickAK [619/1083] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 09:41:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/19/14 21:47:47] CaptianObvious [206/725] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [411/1263] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 06:49:38 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/21/14 13:47:47] Joska [324/1092] has come upon CaptianObvious [453/725] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:04:46 is added to Joska's clock.
[06/21/14 21:49:55] kurvaanyad, Kiinga, and anyadnakpalankot [1266/2686] have team battled md5, Joska, and CaptianObvious [1782/2559] and lost! 0 days, 11:18:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/14 04:47:46] GDI [638/709] has come upon CaptianObvious [316/725] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 03:34:48 is removed from GDI's clock.
[06/22/14 05:34:30] CaptianObvious grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:42:14 towards level 65.
[06/23/14 17:01:22] GDI, Kiinga, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/14 17:01:35] kocka [677/1020] has come upon CaptianObvious [84/725] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:43:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/24/14 04:12:57] kocka, Reggie, and CaptianObvious [1296/2689] have team battled koszik, Edina, and anyadnakpalankot [523/2757] and won! 1 day, 02:13:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/14 19:58:49] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 11:40:21 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[06/25/14 13:06:01] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:53:32 towards level 65.
[06/25/14 23:34:29] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:58:56 towards level 65.
[06/26/14 06:30:38] md5 [205/735] has come upon CaptianObvious [44/725] and rocked it! 2 days, 13:04:55 is removed from md5's clock.
[06/26/14 08:47:46] DarwickAK [759/1088] has come upon CaptianObvious [463/725] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:19:32 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/26/14 23:08:42] lejah [361/867] has come upon CaptianObvious [453/725] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 09:27:00 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/27/14 02:20:01] CaptianObvious [79/725] has come upon Reggie [837/944] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:54:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/27/14 15:51:24] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 01:03:30 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[06/28/14 04:14:13] lejah [823/1060] has come upon CaptianObvious [330/725] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 06:27:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/28/14 18:16:13] lejah [595/1060] has come upon CaptianObvious [207/725] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:35:41 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/30/14 02:47:46] CaptianObvious [267/725] has come upon kocka [508/1027] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:40:04 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/30/14 07:41:31] lejah [201/1060] has come upon CaptianObvious [227/725] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:45:15 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/30/14 12:47:48] CaptianObvious [324/725] has come upon GDI [324/716] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 14:14:47 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/30/14 14:08:58] CaptianObvious [535/725] has come upon Joska [403/1092] and rocked it! 0 days, 12:42:01 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/30/14 23:55:05] Kiinga, gyilkos, and anyadnakpalankot [723/2969] have team battled Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and koszik [1139/2045] and lost! 0 days, 02:47:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/14 15:15:46] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 07:53:50 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[07/01/14 20:58:55] CaptianObvious [497/725] has come upon endre [488/675] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:28:18 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/02/14 06:28:08] lejah [662/867] has come upon CaptianObvious [261/725] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:34:56 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/02/14 11:45:26] CaptianObvious, Reggie, and koszik [974/2465] have team battled Joska, gyilkos, and peta [2583/3157] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/14 22:11:54] CaptianObvious [479/926] has come upon m00 [346/632] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 06:39:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/04/14 06:47:45] CaptianObvious [504/926] has come upon lejah [361/1060] and rocked it! 8 days, 04:45:38 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/04/14 14:49:00] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 20:25:00 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[07/04/14 14:49:00] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 2 damage. 0 days, 01:05:44 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 66.
[07/05/14 13:32:28] CaptianObvious fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:48:18 from level 66.
[07/05/14 17:33:28] CaptianObvious [314/926] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [1254/1263] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:39:01 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/05/14 17:34:00] CaptianObvious [603/926] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [420/1263] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 08:24:19 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/06/14 03:47:45] anyadnakpalankot [779/1270] has come upon CaptianObvious [77/926] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 18:36:48 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[07/06/14 20:16:33] Edina, peta, and anyadnakpalankot [1824/2955] have team battled CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and md5 [699/2749] and won! 0 days, 07:16:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/14 01:44:20] CaptianObvious [739/926] has come upon peta [850/987] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 05:45:24 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/07/14 18:03:14] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 09:30:41 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[07/08/14 14:13:55] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 58 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:05:47 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 66.
[07/09/14 11:32:40] lejah [309/1100] has come upon CaptianObvious [365/926] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 23:57:24 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/09/14 12:10:07] anyadnakpalankot, md5, and Joska [812/3100] have team battled CaptianObvious, endre, and koszik [54/2354] and won! 1 day, 12:44:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/14 13:14:11] CaptianObvious [260/926] has come upon lejah [937/1100] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:46:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/09/14 16:59:56] CaptianObvious gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:32:17 towards level 66.
[07/10/14 00:24:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 10 days, 04:44:18 toward level 66.
[07/11/14 06:45:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CaptianObvious with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 11:13:05 from level 66.
[07/11/14 13:47:48] anyadnakpalankot [842/1270] has come upon CaptianObvious [159/926] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:29:16 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[07/11/14 14:07:53] Darwick [476/906] has come upon CaptianObvious [29/926] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:48:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/11/14 18:47:47] GDI [439/922] has come upon CaptianObvious [265/926] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 17:40:39 is removed from GDI's clock.
[07/12/14 10:28:52] koszik, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos [1282/2818] have team battled Joska, endre, and [Sanyi] [121/2574] and won! 0 days, 18:47:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/14 21:24:16] lejah [234/1100] has come upon CaptianObvious [795/926] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:18:43 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/14/14 21:47:46] m00 [565/900] has come upon CaptianObvious [876/926] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:22:19 is added to m00's clock.
[07/15/14 08:27:16] CaptianObvious, Darwick, and m00 [1965/2739] have team battled [Sanyi], Edina, and Reggie [443/2544] and won! 1 day, 09:28:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/14 12:47:46] CaptianObvious [618/926] has come upon md5 [145/738] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:43:26 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/15/14 16:50:55] CaptianObvious was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:14 towards level 66.
[07/15/14 18:15:05] CaptianObvious got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:48:39 from level 66.
[07/16/14 03:18:32] Kiinga, Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/14 13:47:47] CaptianObvious [345/1045] has come upon gyilkos [868/1104] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:43:45 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/16/14 23:47:45] koszik [176/821] has come upon CaptianObvious [204/1045] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 08:38:09 is added to koszik's clock.
[07/17/14 01:30:14] kurvaanyad [613/1053] has come upon CaptianObvious [626/1045] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/17/14 10:15:23] lejah [30/1087] has come upon CaptianObvious [601/1045] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:27:41 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/17/14 12:53:30] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:18:52 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[07/17/14 19:47:44] Sanyi [386/756] has come upon CaptianObvious [908/1045] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 07:32:06 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[07/18/14 10:47:48] CaptianObvious [313/1045] has come upon Joska [585/1103] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:13:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/18/14 14:19:22] lejah [650/890] has come upon CaptianObvious [188/1045] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:57:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/19/14 04:35:13] CaptianObvious was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:10 towards level 66.
[07/19/14 06:47:47] CaptianObvious [721/1045] has come upon endre [324/607] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:45:07 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/19/14 12:35:39] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:31:08 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[07/19/14 20:43:34] CaptianObvious [197/1045] has come upon endre [51/608] and rocked it! 8 days, 23:44:18 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/20/14 07:47:45] CaptianObvious [213/1045] has come upon IRPGbot [981/1172] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 16:09:21 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/20/14 22:12:15] CaptianObvious stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:07:25 towards level 67.
[07/21/14 00:47:40] lejah [149/907] has come upon CaptianObvious [408/1045] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 23:09:01 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/21/14 05:36:12] CaptianObvious, Edina, and Reggie [436/2707] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad [899/2765] and lost! 3 days, 03:23:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/14 01:46:59] CaptianObvious was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:37:45 from level 67.
[07/22/14 19:32:51] GDI, Joska, and CaptianObvious [1348/3073] have team battled Sanyi, koszik, and [Sanyi] [1947/2545] and lost! 1 day, 14:32:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/14 09:29:44] koszik, CaptianObvious, and peta [92/2813] have team battled lejah, m00, and Kiinga [655/2450] and lost! 2 days, 16:32:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/14 04:22:46] gyilkos [928/1104] has come upon CaptianObvious [675/1048] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[07/24/14 06:47:47] CaptianObvious [206/1048] has come upon endre [435/609] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 23:25:29 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/24/14 10:11:43] CaptianObvious grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:26:15 towards level 67.
[07/24/14 16:47:48] kurvaanyad [504/1053] has come upon CaptianObvious [822/1048] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:44:42 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/24/14 18:05:05] endre, lejah, m00, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/14 15:22:41] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 08:51:01 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[07/25/14 22:47:48] CaptianObvious [451/1048] has come upon GDI [470/922] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 20:39:18 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/26/14 15:13:53] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:42:26 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[07/26/14 20:11:03] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:08:11 towards level 67.
[07/26/14 23:04:06] CaptianObvious [914/1048] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [73/1287] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 00:54:48 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/27/14 02:23:29] CaptianObvious [347/1048] has come upon DarwickAK [766/1069] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:56:50 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/27/14 11:24:26] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:45:22 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[07/28/14 02:19:10] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and m00 [1163/3014] have team battled [Sanyi], kocka, and lejah [751/2787] and won! 1 day, 23:13:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/14 10:47:46] CaptianObvious [104/1048] has come upon endre [126/609] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 03:05:35 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/29/14 17:40:34] CaptianObvious [971/1048] has come upon Kiinga [97/643] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:44:59 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/30/14 07:17:43] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:09:20 towards level 67.
[07/30/14 14:38:16] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:15:25 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[07/30/14 19:40:12] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:20:41 towards level 67.
[07/31/14 13:17:34] Reggie, Joska, and [Sanyi] [2377/2952] have team battled Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [2271/2959] and won! 0 days, 19:03:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/14 18:47:47] CaptianObvious [1042/1048] has come upon gyilkos [342/1104] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:28:02 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/01/14 09:47:48] CaptianObvious [528/1048] has come upon gyilkos [49/1104] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:04:40 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/01/14 10:21:52] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and koszik [1420/2748] have team battled kurvaanyad, GDI, and Reggie [1817/2947] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/14 14:34:42] Darwick, koszik, and CaptianObvious [1558/2772] have team battled gyilkos, kurvaanyad, and m00 [2278/3070] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/14 20:47:47] CaptianObvious [975/1048] has come upon Joska [571/1106] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:54:52 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/02/14 22:50:57] Edina, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/14 02:21:03] Sanyi, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [95/2565] have team battled Edina, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [2504/2621] and lost! 6 days, 21:45:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/14 06:47:48] CaptianObvious [154/1048] has come upon IRPGbot [614/1178] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:55:25 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/04/14 01:32:45] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:14 towards level 67.
[08/05/14 05:37:18] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:43 towards level 67.
[08/05/14 10:44:32] CaptianObvious [229/1048] has come upon koszik [492/818] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/05/14 13:47:46] Darwick [331/807] has come upon CaptianObvious [221/1048] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 06:05:25 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/06/14 17:10:44] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:51:01 towards level 68.
[08/07/14 05:47:44] CaptianObvious [905/1048] has come upon endre [204/620] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 16:47:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/07/14 13:27:25] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 20 days, 09:50:23 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[08/10/14 13:02:40] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/14 13:40:41] Ajvorl [276/585] has come upon CaptianObvious [453/1048] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[08/11/14 04:53:04] CaptianObvious was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:44:37 towards level 68.
[08/11/14 09:11:09] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:00:35 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[08/12/14 01:59:24] CaptianObvious was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:23:44 towards level 68.
[08/12/14 08:42:24] CaptianObvious was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:27:43 from level 68.
[08/12/14 15:29:01] peta, m00, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/14 21:02:13] DarwickAK, koszik, and GDI [1444/2831] have team battled CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and Darwick [632/2533] and won! 0 days, 14:18:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/14 02:40:46] CaptianObvious burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! CaptianObvious's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/14 12:24:59] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 47 with their belt. 0 days, 01:07:31 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 68.
[08/14/14 12:39:55] [Sanyi], peta, Reggie, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/14 13:44:32] CaptianObvious [826/1045] has come upon [Sanyi] [701/895] and rocked it! 0 days, 17:30:42 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/14/14 21:55:49] md5, Ajvorl, and Reggie [1728/2362] have team battled koszik, peta, and CaptianObvious [80/2829] and won! 0 days, 00:07:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/14 22:24:10] Ajvorl [544/634] has come upon CaptianObvious [719/1045] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:38:21 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[08/16/14 18:25:28] [Sanyi], Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/14 20:08:26] CaptianObvious [697/1045] has come upon endre [626/646] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:53:38 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/18/14 16:35:03] CaptianObvious [876/1045] has come upon m00 [204/931] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 07:25:06 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/18/14 17:02:56] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 09:31:24 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[08/19/14 07:06:54] CaptianObvious found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:10:25 towards level 69.
[08/19/14 07:08:24] CaptianObvious [651/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [309/1096] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 00:14:54 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/19/14 13:25:40] CaptianObvious, GDI, and [Sanyi] [1706/2893] have team battled m00, lejah, and Joska [734/2963] and won! 1 day, 22:09:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/14 00:15:41] lejah, Reggie, CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/14 04:59:54] Joska, GDI, m00, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/14 03:14:33] lejah, Darwick, and Reggie [2348/2759] have team battled CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and m00 [1635/2662] and won! 0 days, 08:03:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/14 10:08:26] CaptianObvious [780/1057] has come upon m00 [132/931] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:07:24 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/22/14 23:35:40] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:54 towards level 69.
[08/23/14 16:18:11] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:22:03 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[08/23/14 16:18:11] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 4 damage. 0 days, 01:08:10 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 69.
[08/24/14 06:20:18] CaptianObvious lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:31:10 from level 69.
[08/24/14 13:48:23] CaptianObvious discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:40 towards level 69.
[08/25/14 02:34:28] CaptianObvious was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:37 towards level 69.
[08/25/14 23:08:24] CaptianObvious [33/1057] has come upon Sanyi [543/847] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:18:57 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/26/14 01:27:47] CaptianObvious [110/1057] has come upon Reggie [763/1000] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:39:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/26/14 19:32:04] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 14:23:46 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[08/28/14 10:16:50] Darwick [449/831] has come upon CaptianObvious [51/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 09:37:19 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/28/14 12:07:23] CaptianObvious [732/1057] has come upon Sanyi [76/847] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:17:56 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/28/14 19:55:57] CaptianObvious ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:13:16 from level 69.
[08/30/14 03:08:28] gyilkos [463/862] has come upon CaptianObvious [410/1057] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:41:29 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/30/14 21:09:26] Edina, CaptianObvious, kocka, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/14 23:00:02] CaptianObvious stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:13 towards level 69.
[08/31/14 10:11:55] CaptianObvious [420/1057] has come upon Ajvorl [712/811] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:50:02 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/01/14 14:14:02] CaptianObvious [548/1057] has come upon Sanyi [317/854] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 11:15:30 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/01/14 18:02:33] CaptianObvious walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:27:54 from level 70.
[09/01/14 20:08:25] CaptianObvious [767/1057] has come upon m00 [58/933] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 07:28:00 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/02/14 21:08:24] CaptianObvious [466/1057] has come upon IRPGbot [0/1226] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 12:26:24 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/04/14 06:21:21] md5, CaptianObvious, and Joska [1137/2904] have team battled [Sanyi], Edina, and peta [2319/2842] and lost! 1 day, 13:17:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/14 13:08:26] kurvaanyad [212/1096] has come upon CaptianObvious [542/1057] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:23:11 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/05/14 13:28:41] CaptianObvious got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:53:05 towards level 70.
[09/06/14 00:08:28] CaptianObvious [662/1057] has come upon GDI [253/968] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:37:31 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/06/14 05:08:27] endre [643/671] has come upon CaptianObvious [242/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 00:40:11 is removed from endre's clock.
[09/06/14 11:44:51] koszik, CaptianObvious, and Kiinga [1090/2540] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [2696/2744] and lost! 0 days, 07:05:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/14 20:08:25] CaptianObvious [704/1057] has come upon IRPGbot [930/1219] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 08:15:44 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/07/14 03:59:47] kurvaanyad, Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/14 11:08:26] CaptianObvious [129/1057] has come upon kurvaanyad [933/1096] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:36:05 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/07/14 13:19:29] CaptianObvious was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:57:16 towards level 70.
[09/07/14 14:05:04] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 15:35:05 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[09/08/14 02:16:58] [Sanyi], GDI, kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/14 07:08:25] CaptianObvious [746/1057] has come upon m00 [671/940] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 00:39:01 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/08/14 13:56:13] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:32:11 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[09/10/14 17:19:02] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 05:11:41 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[09/11/14 10:08:27] Darwick [50/837] has come upon CaptianObvious [244/1057] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:50:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/11/14 15:08:24] CaptianObvious [806/1057] has come upon Ajvorl [708/815] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 09:21:05 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/12/14 15:26:56] Joska, endre, CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/14 05:57:49] CaptianObvious [912/1057] has come upon DarwickAK [324/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 19:59:08 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/14/14 11:14:31] gyilkos, m00, and CaptianObvious [1938/2860] have team battled Sanyi, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK [1478/3057] and won! 0 days, 02:21:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/14 13:02:41] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 148. 0 days, 01:10:56 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 71.
[09/15/14 09:08:26] endre [411/671] has come upon CaptianObvious [360/1057] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 18:36:09 is removed from endre's clock.
[09/16/14 15:08:26] kocka [1028/1043] has come upon CaptianObvious [529/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:18:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/16/14 19:04:07] CaptianObvious [306/1057] has come upon GDI [311/985] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 04:59:20 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/17/14 01:08:25] CaptianObvious [944/1057] has come upon [Sanyi] [388/1089] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 14:33:09 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/17/14 16:16:24] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 13:09:35 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[09/18/14 12:26:58] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 22:53:59 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[09/19/14 01:31:54] CaptianObvious was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:34:53 towards level 71.
[09/19/14 12:14:05] Joska, peta, Reggie, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/14 23:08:25] CaptianObvious [731/1061] has come upon kocka [749/1043] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 08:42:50 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/20/14 02:38:55] koszik, kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious [298/2977] have team battled DarwickAK, md5, and endre [894/2648] and lost! 5 days, 04:04:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/14 08:38:18] Ajvorl, peta, Reggie, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/14 15:49:42] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 00:15:30 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[09/20/14 21:19:41] Ajvorl [557/831] has come upon CaptianObvious [906/1061] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[09/21/14 12:00:24] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 13:18:01 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[09/21/14 21:55:12] CaptianObvious misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:32:56 from level 71.
[09/23/14 09:56:58] Reggie, GDI, and m00 [2576/2968] have team battled md5, kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious [2569/2955] and won! 0 days, 00:34:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/14 11:42:29] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 07:02:44 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[09/23/14 18:38:22] GDI, gyilkos, and Joska [1688/2980] have team battled Kiinga, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious [1925/2603] and lost! 2 days, 06:27:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/14 08:08:27] CaptianObvious [599/1061] has come upon gyilkos [692/894] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 14:07:34 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/24/14 13:08:28] CaptianObvious [192/1061] has come upon [Sanyi] [704/1091] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:32:05 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/24/14 15:14:05] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 58 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:10:07 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 71.
[09/25/14 04:08:26] md5 [633/778] has come upon CaptianObvious [446/1061] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:28:08 is removed from md5's clock.
[09/25/14 08:31:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 1 day, 15:20:29 toward level 71.
[09/25/14 15:05:11] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 13:55:32 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[09/26/14 08:31:59] endre, m00, and Edina [687/2512] have team battled koszik, CaptianObvious, and Ajvorl [35/2705] and won! 0 days, 08:21:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/14 20:08:28] koszik [360/800] has come upon CaptianObvious [513/1061] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 18:26:57 is added to koszik's clock.
[09/27/14 01:08:27] CaptianObvious [919/1061] has come upon Edina [217/736] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:27:06 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/27/14 14:47:18] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:46:40 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[09/27/14 23:44:05] CaptianObvious [215/1061] has come upon kurvaanyad [41/1116] and rocked it! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/28/14 05:25:40] [Sanyi], Joska, and peta [1230/3221] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and Edina [639/2638] and won! 0 days, 23:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/14 16:26:27] GDI, gyilkos, and kurvaanyad [602/2965] have team battled Kiinga, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious [2213/2603] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/14 05:06:05] Reggie, Ajvorl, and m00 [2687/2822] have team battled md5, Joska, and CaptianObvious [1027/2941] and won! 1 day, 10:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/14 14:06:52] Kiinga, Darwick, and Reggie [1999/2525] have team battled Joska, kocka, and CaptianObvious [2388/3206] and lost! 0 days, 13:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/14 22:18:25] endre, GDI, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/14 12:54:02] Sanyi, peta, and koszik [580/2680] have team battled CaptianObvious, Reggie, and GDI [1394/3051] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/14 20:33:22] Joska, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/14 22:43:12] CaptianObvious caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:38:40 towards level 72.
[10/02/14 00:10:26] CaptianObvious discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:09:56 towards level 72.
[10/02/14 14:02:52] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 03:04:39 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[10/02/14 16:47:31] CaptianObvious was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:15:53 from level 72.
[10/03/14 07:08:28] CaptianObvious [902/1061] has come upon peta [929/1014] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 15:25:46 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/03/14 12:08:27] m00 [40/970] has come upon CaptianObvious [115/1061] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 16:25:49 is added to m00's clock.
[10/04/14 10:04:37] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 05:04:20 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[10/04/14 13:08:27] Edina [320/736] has come upon CaptianObvious [899/1061] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:12:49 is added to Edina's clock.
[10/05/14 08:55:12] kurvaanyad [973/1116] has come upon CaptianObvious [251/1061] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/05/14 09:08:26] CaptianObvious [661/1061] has come upon m00 [179/970] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:48:30 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/05/14 14:08:27] md5 [645/778] has come upon CaptianObvious [288/1061] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:09:28 is removed from md5's clock.
[10/06/14 13:27:22] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:48:36 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[10/06/14 20:08:26] CaptianObvious [227/1061] has come upon gyilkos [816/859] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:15:38 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/07/14 00:08:57] CaptianObvious was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:10:12 towards level 72.
[10/07/14 07:33:51] Kiinga, m00, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/14 13:18:37] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 148 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:11:28 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 72.
[10/07/14 13:49:11] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:21 towards level 72.
[10/08/14 07:19:36] CaptianObvious died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:26 from level 72.
[10/08/14 21:50:09] Kiinga, Reggie, and gyilkos [1833/2540] have team battled CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and md5 [758/2705] and won! 1 day, 00:28:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/14 13:08:25] Joska [27/1104] has come upon CaptianObvious [1041/1061] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:21:06 is added to Joska's clock.
[10/10/14 03:54:35] Joska, GDI, peta, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/14 00:14:57] CaptianObvious bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:57 from level 72.
[10/11/14 15:08:29] Reggie [29/1005] has come upon CaptianObvious [674/1061] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 18:47:23 is added to Reggie's clock.
[10/12/14 06:01:14] CaptianObvious bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:01 towards level 72.
[10/12/14 15:59:47] koszik [409/850] has come upon CaptianObvious [625/1064] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:23:57 is added to koszik's clock.
[10/12/14 21:08:26] CaptianObvious [1039/1064] has come upon endre [366/851] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:04:06 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/13/14 02:08:27] Ajvorl [681/868] has come upon CaptianObvious [790/1064] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 21:42:26 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[10/13/14 08:45:09] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:08:44 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[10/13/14 10:58:34] CaptianObvious [681/1068] has come upon m00 [967/970] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 05:14:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/13/14 17:08:28] CaptianObvious [620/1068] has come upon endre [196/851] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 14:01:28 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/14/14 00:41:23] Joska, Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/14 03:51:52] Suki [195/268] has come upon CaptianObvious [878/1068] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to Suki's clock.
[10/15/14 08:27:17] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 23:28:43 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[10/15/14 14:00:13] Joska, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [2230/3266] have team battled Ajvorl, Darwick, and Suki [1544/2317] and won! 0 days, 20:32:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/14 08:18:27] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 203 damage. 0 days, 01:12:48 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 73.
[10/16/14 11:59:01] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:08:15 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[10/16/14 11:59:01] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 50 damage. 0 days, 01:12:13 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 73.
[10/16/14 20:08:27] CaptianObvious [906/1068] has come upon kurvaanyad [626/1116] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 11:44:10 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/16/14 20:49:22] CaptianObvious was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:16:13 from level 73.
[10/17/14 06:08:28] CaptianObvious [106/1068] has come upon Edina [240/737] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 12:30:58 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/17/14 23:20:13] peta, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/14 23:23:06] CaptianObvious [944/1068] has come upon peta [526/1014] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 23:48:41 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/18/14 03:04:38] ape [10/89] has come upon CaptianObvious [52/1068] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:05:06 is added to ape's clock.
[10/18/14 12:08:24] CaptianObvious [528/1068] has come upon [Sanyi] [835/1089] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:14:09 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/18/14 20:41:46] Kiinga, DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/14 11:32:22] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 121 with their belt. 0 days, 01:12:29 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 73.
[10/19/14 11:44:36] DarwickAK [557/1042] has come upon CaptianObvious [1053/1068] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 14:50:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/19/14 13:08:28] m00 [316/979] has come upon CaptianObvious [173/1068] and rocked it! 0 days, 23:40:10 is removed from m00's clock.
[10/19/14 18:50:18] CaptianObvious [798/1068] has come upon Ajvorl [798/868] and rocked it! 0 days, 23:52:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/20/14 04:22:59] CaptianObvious [1002/1068] has come upon GDI [991/994] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 01:32:52 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/20/14 18:00:02] Ajvorl [108/868] has come upon CaptianObvious [649/1068] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[10/20/14 19:33:23] ape [76/232] has come upon CaptianObvious [873/1068] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to ape's clock.
[10/21/14 01:49:07] CaptianObvious gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:52 towards level 73.
[10/21/14 10:08:27] CaptianObvious [952/1068] has come upon md5 [446/796] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:13:22 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/22/14 05:51:40] CaptianObvious [173/1068] has come upon [Sanyi] [301/1089] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:16:12 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/22/14 11:05:43] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:32:36 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[10/22/14 14:52:34] CaptianObvious [287/1068] has come upon ape [226/258] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:36:29 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/23/14 13:22:09] CaptianObvious got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:30 from level 73.
[10/23/14 17:08:28] CaptianObvious [290/1068] has come upon m00 [171/982] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:25:58 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/23/14 17:36:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 0 days, 09:46:30 toward level 73.
[10/23/14 22:08:27] CaptianObvious [131/1068] has come upon m00 [74/982] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:04:32 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/24/14 12:18:38] endre, m00, kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/14 19:01:28] CaptianObvious [178/1068] has come upon md5 [91/796] and rocked it! 11 days, 08:56:45 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/24/14 19:01:28] CaptianObvious has dealt md5 a Critical Strike! 9 days, 10:34:42 is added to md5's clock.
[10/25/14 18:20:22] CaptianObvious was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:12:42 towards level 74.
[10/25/14 23:33:46] ape [13/340] has come upon CaptianObvious [977/1068] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to ape's clock.
[10/27/14 00:08:24] koszik [359/858] has come upon CaptianObvious [910/1068] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:03:17 is added to koszik's clock.
[10/27/14 20:08:26] CaptianObvious [1006/1068] has come upon endre [747/850] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 07:57:57 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/27/14 21:42:58] endre, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/14 05:06:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 19 days, 01:45:17 toward level 74.
[10/28/14 21:08:28] Edina [150/737] has come upon CaptianObvious [1050/1062] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 03:03:03 is added to Edina's clock.
[10/29/14 07:52:22] kocka [494/1043] has come upon CaptianObvious [888/1062] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 12:26:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/29/14 17:08:24] [Sanyi] [254/1089] has come upon CaptianObvious [31/1062] and rocked it! 12 days, 01:02:16 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/29/14 22:24:45] Edina, [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/14 08:10:29] DarwickAK [177/1042] has come upon CaptianObvious [424/1062] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 09:47:51 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/31/14 05:04:53] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 3. 0 days, 01:13:41 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 74.
[10/31/14 19:10:31] kurvaanyad [309/1116] has come upon CaptianObvious [192/1065] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 20:58:30 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/01/14 21:46:00] CaptianObvious got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:43 from level 74.
[11/02/14 01:09:49] endre, CaptianObvious, and Edina [2229/2639] have team battled m00, Darwick, and gyilkos [2293/2939] and lost! 0 days, 06:19:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/14 07:41:49] CaptianObvious discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:29 towards level 74.
[11/03/14 11:40:31] CaptianObvious [1041/1065] has come upon gyilkos [266/1114] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 04:40:10 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/03/14 18:05:44] Ajvorl, Kiinga, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/14 19:37:46] CaptianObvious [212/1065] has come upon GDI [993/1001] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 20:56:32 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/04/14 03:10:30] CaptianObvious [987/1065] has come upon Edina [367/734] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 04:31:10 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/04/14 04:29:20] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 123 with their belt. 0 days, 01:14:35 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 75.
[11/04/14 23:04:38] endre [305/840] has come upon CaptianObvious [657/1065] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 02:50:11 is added to endre's clock.
[11/04/14 23:10:29] Kiinga [509/711] has come upon CaptianObvious [922/1065] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:21:02 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/05/14 04:10:31] CaptianObvious [137/1065] has come upon Kiinga [150/711] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 01:40:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/05/14 19:41:45] gyilkos [984/1114] has come upon CaptianObvious [199/1065] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:39:16 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/06/14 18:33:26] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:02:06 towards level 75.
[11/07/14 04:02:57] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 13:24:06 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[11/07/14 07:43:27] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 09:21:59 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[11/08/14 11:03:15] endre, m00, CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/14 11:04:00] koszik [236/859] has come upon CaptianObvious [792/1065] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:58:50 is added to koszik's clock.
[11/08/14 11:06:20] CaptianObvious [394/1065] has come upon m00 [720/999] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:43:33 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/08/14 11:18:55] kocka [493/1043] has come upon CaptianObvious [208/1065] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 07:45:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/09/14 03:45:12] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 0 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:14:37 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 75.
[11/10/14 14:10:30] Reggie [945/1009] has come upon CaptianObvious [699/1065] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 01:51:39 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[11/12/14 01:10:28] kocka [755/1043] has come upon CaptianObvious [731/1065] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 21:43:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/12/14 10:49:53] kurvaanyad, Reggie, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/14 06:50:25] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 00:45:31 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[11/13/14 13:13:34] kocka, endre, and DarwickAK [437/2933] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and CaptianObvious [3128/3243] and lost! 0 days, 08:59:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/14 02:45:19] Edina, Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/14 04:55:23] CaptianObvious [318/1065] has come upon IRPGbot [649/1249] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:26:37 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/14/14 10:42:07] CaptianObvious fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! CaptianObvious's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/14/14 11:37:19] CaptianObvious [698/1050] has come upon kurvaanyad [264/1123] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:28:22 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/14/14 20:32:09] CaptianObvious was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:01 towards level 75.
[11/15/14 05:55:23] endre [294/834] has come upon CaptianObvious [759/1050] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:31:13 is added to endre's clock.
[11/16/14 16:15:35] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and Edina [1784/3110] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and DarwickAK [2257/3076] and lost! 0 days, 05:56:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/14 00:02:29] koszik [869/891] has come upon CaptianObvious [780/1050] and rocked it! 2 days, 14:25:47 is removed from koszik's clock.
[11/17/14 03:26:42] CaptianObvious [328/1050] has come upon Edina [447/753] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:11:58 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/18/14 06:05:06] CaptianObvious [516/1068] has come upon Edina [634/753] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 20:47:34 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/18/14 23:55:25] CaptianObvious [673/1068] has come upon DarwickAK [304/1066] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 12:21:22 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/19/14 05:56:20] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:54:32 towards level 76.
[11/19/14 11:17:22] CaptianObvious [884/1068] has come upon Edina [651/753] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 20:04:34 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/19/14 14:47:05] Darwick, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [365/3323] have team battled CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [1993/3021] and lost! 1 day, 00:29:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/14 19:55:25] Kiinga [11/711] has come upon CaptianObvious [1040/1068] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:47:21 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/20/14 03:12:40] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 19:45:20 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[11/20/14 23:06:08] Joska, Edina, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/14 16:55:25] CaptianObvious [174/1068] has come upon kurvaanyad [1073/1153] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:17:20 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/22/14 02:54:58] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 15:53:13 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[11/22/14 12:55:24] Reggie [726/1028] has come upon CaptianObvious [418/1068] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 19:37:03 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[11/22/14 17:55:22] CaptianObvious [860/1068] has come upon GDI [508/1038] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:00:46 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/26/14 01:55:24] CaptianObvious [697/1068] has come upon [Sanyi] [1249/1307] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:57:54 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/26/14 09:18:27] md5 [1066/1079] has come upon CaptianObvious [640/1068] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 13:24:41 is removed from md5's clock.
[11/26/14 09:18:32] md5 [724/1079] has come upon CaptianObvious [162/1068] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 20:07:02 is removed from md5's clock.
[11/26/14 11:50:07] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [562/3251] have team battled GDI, [Sanyi], and kurvaanyad [1674/3506] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/14 11:55:21] Darwick [49/902] has come upon CaptianObvious [617/1068] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 20:31:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/27/14 02:10:22] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:11:40 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[11/27/14 03:49:38] CaptianObvious met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:14:49 from level 76.
[11/27/14 23:16:43] CaptianObvious was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:24 towards level 76.
[11/28/14 13:55:25] CaptianObvious [309/1071] has come upon GDI [960/1029] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:27:18 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/28/14 15:18:23] Joska, [Sanyi], Kiinga, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/14 19:04:23] CaptianObvious slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! CaptianObvious's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/14 22:12:06] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:38:21 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[11/29/14 03:09:03] md5, m00, and CaptianObvious [156/3015] have team battled Darwick, peta, and GDI [971/3026] and lost! 1 day, 02:45:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/14 14:25:20] [Sanyi], Sanyi, and CaptianObvious [2665/3263] have team battled GDI, gyilkos, and Reggie [2197/3158] and won! 1 day, 11:26:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/14 00:55:22] CaptianObvious [489/1066] has come upon Ajvorl [64/918] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:22:45 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/01/14 03:03:47] md5, peta, and CaptianObvious [217/2998] have team battled Joska, Edina, and gyilkos [1659/3003] and lost! 0 days, 17:21:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/14 21:45:21] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 46 with their belt. 0 days, 01:15:54 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 76.
[12/02/14 12:55:25] CaptianObvious [83/1066] has come upon [Sanyi] [311/1307] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:26:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/03/14 01:17:00] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:14:51 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[12/03/14 12:39:51] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and Luke [1220/2657] have team battled Sanyi, Reggie, and [Sanyi] [2501/3231] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/14 23:55:22] Joska [936/1142] has come upon CaptianObvious [694/1066] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 15:11:31 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/04/14 01:08:02] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:17:25 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[12/04/14 04:55:24] CaptianObvious [47/1066] has come upon peta [964/1008] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:10:02 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/05/14 21:09:40] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:52:36 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[12/06/14 02:41:52] CaptianObvious found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:20 towards level 76.
[12/06/14 08:30:15] CaptianObvious [803/1069] has come upon Sanyi [83/890] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 21:54:21 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/06/14 21:55:21] CaptianObvious [853/1069] has come upon Darwick [482/881] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 04:55:05 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/07/14 00:23:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 16 days, 11:49:52 toward level 77.
[12/07/14 02:55:24] CaptianObvious [363/1069] has come upon peta [566/1008] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 09:53:46 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/07/14 02:57:35] kurvaanyad, Edina, and gyilkos [1977/3030] have team battled Reggie, Ajvorl, and CaptianObvious [158/3217] and won! 0 days, 14:10:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/14 04:55:12] m00 [438/870] has come upon CaptianObvious [100/1069] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 09:13:46 is removed from m00's clock.
[12/07/14 12:24:29] DarwickAK [114/1077] has come upon CaptianObvious [255/1069] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 19:38:11 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/07/14 20:51:44] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 06:39:36 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[12/07/14 22:55:22] DarwickAK [143/1077] has come upon CaptianObvious [1055/1069] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 10:56:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/07/14 23:20:37] CaptianObvious discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:49:39 towards level 77.
[12/08/14 20:42:50] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 02:45:18 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[12/08/14 23:55:22] CaptianObvious [504/1069] has come upon Darwick [129/881] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:23:59 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/09/14 03:41:06] CaptianObvious gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:21 towards level 77.
[12/09/14 07:28:56] CaptianObvious [453/1069] has come upon kurvaanyad [147/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:37:14 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/09/14 09:55:25] md5 [380/1079] has come upon CaptianObvious [912/1069] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:50:39 is added to md5's clock.
[12/09/14 19:55:24] CaptianObvious [224/1069] has come upon endre [796/847] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:32:19 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/10/14 06:04:07] Kiinga [121/708] has come upon CaptianObvious [392/1069] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 05:00:28 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/10/14 19:02:20] CaptianObvious left his weapon out in the rain to rust! CaptianObvious's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/11/14 03:45:44] CaptianObvious, Edina, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/14 06:12:02] [Sanyi], GDI, and koszik [139/3207] have team battled m00, CaptianObvious, and Edina [220/2669] and lost! 4 days, 22:57:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/14 06:55:25] kocka [754/1039] has come upon CaptianObvious [483/1038] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 14:33:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/11/14 20:16:11] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 107 damage. 0 days, 01:16:10 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 77.
[12/12/14 02:04:49] Joska, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/14 22:55:21] GDI [615/1022] has come upon CaptianObvious [322/1038] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 03:49:42 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/13/14 03:55:21] CaptianObvious [30/1038] has come upon Kiinga [410/715] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:31:19 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/13/14 19:58:22] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:02:59 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[12/13/14 23:55:22] CaptianObvious [325/1038] has come upon kurvaanyad [1101/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:22:58 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/14/14 02:51:15] gyilkos [36/1129] has come upon CaptianObvious [984/1038] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:58:39 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/14/14 05:52:20] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:34 towards level 77.
[12/14/14 09:55:23] CaptianObvious [421/1038] has come upon Sanyi [833/905] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:23:54 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/14/14 19:55:24] Joska [798/980] has come upon CaptianObvious [145/1038] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 16:14:00 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/15/14 04:22:52] Darwick [855/885] has come upon CaptianObvious [805/1038] and rocked it! 1 day, 10:45:06 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/15/14 23:18:25] CaptianObvious [180/1038] has come upon Edina [491/779] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 17:14:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/16/14 02:32:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 33 days, 04:40:03 toward level 78.
[12/16/14 03:05:21] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:02:48 towards level 78.
[12/16/14 06:55:24] CaptianObvious [220/1038] has come upon Kiinga [93/715] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 02:35:11 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/16/14 09:31:13] [Sanyi], m00, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/14 12:39:02] CaptianObvious [173/1038] has come upon m00 [772/874] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:10:07 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/17/14 02:20:13] Ajvorl, Sanyi, and Kiinga [399/2739] have team battled endre, CaptianObvious, and d-__-b [2240/2321] and lost! 0 days, 21:36:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/14 05:04:12] Darwick, kocka, and Kiinga [310/2639] have team battled CaptianObvious, Edina, and Reggie [2226/2833] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/14 19:38:14] d-__-b [252/463] has come upon CaptianObvious [651/1038] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[12/17/14 21:18:11] CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [2516/2985] have team battled koszik, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [2294/3349] and won! 0 days, 08:18:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 07:32:06] CaptianObvious [517/1038] has come upon Sanyi [875/905] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:21:59 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/18/14 22:54:31] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 03:52:31 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[12/19/14 15:09:47] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:16:21 towards level 78.
[12/19/14 19:05:01] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 04:11:45 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[12/19/14 22:14:11] CaptianObvious gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:23:24 towards level 78.
[12/20/14 05:55:22] CaptianObvious [196/1038] has come upon kurvaanyad [680/1161] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:23:33 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/20/14 07:42:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 3 days, 02:43:50 toward level 78.
[12/20/14 10:55:24] CaptianObvious [213/1038] has come upon Ajvorl [664/1119] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:26:49 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/20/14 16:07:35] koszik, DarwickAK, and kurvaanyad [3195/3320] have team battled endre, CaptianObvious, and peta [490/2887] and won! 0 days, 16:40:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/14 16:20:49] CaptianObvious, Kiinga, Darwick, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/14 02:58:54] Sanyi, m00, and kocka [607/2824] have team battled Luke, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [2564/2985] and lost! 1 day, 07:14:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/14 18:47:11] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 100. 0 days, 01:17:42 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 78.
[12/22/14 19:48:39] GDI, CaptianObvious, Edina, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/14 21:02:50] CaptianObvious got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:15:38 towards level 78.
[12/22/14 22:18:48] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 16:35:18 is removed from their time toward level 78.
[12/23/14 08:55:21] CaptianObvious [766/1038] has come upon IRPGbot [1280/1292] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:53:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/23/14 09:04:19] CaptianObvious [495/1038] has come upon [Sanyi] [148/1362] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:30:19 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/23/14 16:15:16] m00, CaptianObvious, endre, and Edina have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/14 23:42:08] CaptianObvious [834/1038] has come upon Kiinga [585/643] and rocked it! 11 days, 14:10:56 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/24/14 18:20:21] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 00:33:33 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/25/14 01:13:36] CaptianObvious got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:19:52 from level 79.
[12/25/14 10:55:22] CaptianObvious [123/1038] has come upon Luke [577/585] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:30:05 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/25/14 16:53:20] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:09:49 from level 79.
[12/26/14 00:02:45] lqx [82/267] has come upon CaptianObvious [366/1038] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to lqx's clock.
[12/26/14 21:42:59] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 10:26:01 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/27/14 03:18:14] kurvaanyad, Reggie, and CaptianObvious [2229/3215] have team battled Luke, [Sanyi], and kocka [2566/2986] and lost! 4 days, 04:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/14 03:31:48] Sanyi [157/905] has come upon CaptianObvious [922/1038] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:14:09 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/27/14 03:43:02] d-__-b [294/549] has come upon CaptianObvious [788/1038] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[12/27/14 22:32:35] [Sanyi], endre, and Sanyi [2655/3114] have team battled Luke, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [74/2266] and won! 0 days, 04:43:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/14 00:04:44] CaptianObvious has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:53:44 from level 79.
[12/28/14 17:44:29] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 21:20:33 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/29/14 10:19:14] CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and Reggie [567/3173] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and Edina [983/2841] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/14 14:12:07] CaptianObvious ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:53:36 from level 79.
[12/29/14 14:55:22] peta [285/1019] has come upon CaptianObvious [282/1038] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:36:48 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/30/14 17:26:38] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 10:56:56 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/30/14 20:55:22] Sanyi [606/905] has come upon CaptianObvious [523/1038] and rocked it! 7 days, 15:40:08 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/31/14 01:55:21] Joska [350/984] has come upon CaptianObvious [83/1038] and rocked it! 5 days, 08:11:37 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/31/14 13:04:39] CaptianObvious learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:34:25 towards level 79.
[01/01/15 00:50:36] GDI, kocka, and CaptianObvious [1057/3093] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and Joska [1299/3175] and lost! 0 days, 12:50:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/15 13:21:20] CaptianObvious met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:20:05 from level 79.
[01/02/15 02:01:12] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/15 13:55:25] CaptianObvious [85/1038] has come upon [Sanyi] [278/1362] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 07:00:20 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/04/15 00:44:30] CaptianObvious got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:06:33 from level 79.
[01/04/15 16:41:53] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 15:40:46 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[01/04/15 18:28:21] Kiinga, endre, and CaptianObvious [1856/2556] have team battled kurvaanyad, Reggie, and lqx [862/2657] and won! 3 days, 10:17:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/15 05:38:16] Joska, Reggie, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/15 07:55:21] [Sanyi] [451/1362] has come upon CaptianObvious [649/1038] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 14:27:15 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/06/15 20:04:28] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 17 damage. 0 days, 01:18:53 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 79.
[01/06/15 20:05:58] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:14:46 towards level 79.
[01/07/15 05:16:29] CaptianObvious got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:54:15 from level 79.
[01/07/15 08:44:53] Joska, m00, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/15 12:20:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 8 days, 14:57:32 toward level 79.
[01/09/15 15:57:03] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 11 damage. 0 days, 01:18:47 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 79.
[01/10/15 11:39:04] CaptianObvious was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:07 from level 79.
[01/10/15 23:18:56] d-__-b [368/585] has come upon CaptianObvious [404/1049] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:21:45 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[01/11/15 08:03:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 0 days, 15:35:30 toward level 79.
[01/11/15 17:46:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CaptianObvious with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 06:44:41 from level 79.
[01/11/15 19:19:37] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 13:34:52 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[01/11/15 22:57:25] peta [65/1024] has come upon CaptianObvious [698/1049] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:49:02 is added to peta's clock.
[01/12/15 11:55:34] CaptianObvious [763/1049] has come upon IRPGbot [811/1294] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 22:02:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/12/15 16:33:09] CaptianObvious caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:05:19 towards level 80.
[01/12/15 18:57:25] CaptianObvious [1014/1049] has come upon gyilkos [1087/1279] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 22:06:40 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/13/15 04:57:27] CaptianObvious [329/1049] has come upon GDI [222/1016] and rocked it! 14 days, 07:30:39 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/13/15 15:42:05] CaptianObvious learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:52:21 towards level 80.
[01/14/15 00:57:26] CaptianObvious [101/1049] has come upon endre [226/868] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 20:30:04 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/14/15 05:12:11] CaptianObvious, kocka, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/15 10:03:14] CaptianObvious [642/1049] has come upon Ajvorl [312/1113] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 04:39:53 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/15/15 06:19:20] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/15 06:19:43] CaptianObvious [1010/1049] has come upon [Sanyi] [341/1337] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 02:09:54 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/15/15 10:25:00] d-__-b [69/594] has come upon CaptianObvious [0/1049] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:29:18 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[01/15/15 11:57:26] CaptianObvious [459/1049] has come upon Darwick [716/883] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 16:59:26 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/15/15 21:57:26] CaptianObvious [827/1049] has come upon gyilkos [965/1279] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 23:02:22 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/15/15 22:04:55] CaptianObvious [417/1049] has come upon GDI [554/1016] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 23:40:22 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/17/15 04:17:23] GDI, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi [2103/2977] have team battled kurvaanyad, m00, and DarwickAK [2343/3138] and lost! 6 days, 19:33:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/15 08:57:27] endre [650/868] has come upon CaptianObvious [35/1049] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 15:34:04 is removed from endre's clock.
[01/17/15 13:57:24] Reggie [537/1016] has come upon CaptianObvious [454/1049] and rocked it! 3 days, 02:21:26 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[01/18/15 01:27:05] Joska, CaptianObvious, and Edina [1746/2846] have team battled koszik, Reggie, and Sanyi [1248/3057] and won! 1 day, 11:07:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/15 01:29:12] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and Edina have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/15 10:10:36] koszik, endre, and peta [512/3022] have team battled Kiinga, CaptianObvious, and Reggie [2207/2737] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/15 04:26:59] CaptianObvious ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:07:27 from level 80.
[01/20/15 00:25:26] koszik [170/1129] has come upon CaptianObvious [691/1049] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to koszik's clock.
[01/20/15 06:57:26] CaptianObvious [179/1049] has come upon [Sanyi] [792/1337] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 23:46:01 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/20/15 16:57:26] Sanyi [1/912] has come upon CaptianObvious [154/1049] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 15:21:53 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/20/15 17:58:55] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 14:16:22 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/21/15 00:02:59] CaptianObvious [133/1049] has come upon peta [701/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 23:00:25 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/21/15 00:03:07] CaptianObvious [990/1049] has come upon peta [360/1036] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 12:46:58 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/21/15 00:03:07] CaptianObvious [423/1049] has come upon peta [384/1036] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 14:12:35 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/21/15 00:03:34] CaptianObvious [871/1049] has come upon peta [71/1036] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 19:28:22 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/21/15 12:57:25] CaptianObvious [551/1049] has come upon kocka [174/1086] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:44:28 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/22/15 17:52:33] koszik [802/1129] has come upon CaptianObvious [486/1049] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 05:40:57 is removed from koszik's clock.
[01/22/15 18:57:24] CaptianObvious [348/1049] has come upon Joska [207/990] and rocked it! 2 days, 12:13:24 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/24/15 02:43:29] peta, CaptianObvious, Edina, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/15 02:43:33] Sanyi [37/912] has come upon CaptianObvious [181/1049] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 12:57:40 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/24/15 15:57:24] CaptianObvious [744/1049] has come upon Kiinga [804/821] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:59:41 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/24/15 17:23:05] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:12:35 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/25/15 04:24:46] kocka [1047/1086] has come upon CaptianObvious [656/1049] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 15:50:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/27/15 18:57:27] CaptianObvious [557/1049] has come upon peta [839/1036] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 06:55:41 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/27/15 23:57:23] Ajvorl [662/1113] has come upon CaptianObvious [521/1049] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 13:58:08 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[01/28/15 14:57:24] Darwick [575/883] has come upon CaptianObvious [281/1049] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 05:20:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/28/15 16:47:22] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 15:46:11 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/28/15 18:41:51] CaptianObvious [459/1049] has come upon Reggie [774/1023] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:40:12 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/29/15 00:57:27] gyilkos [706/1279] has come upon CaptianObvious [321/1049] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 22:04:52 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/29/15 11:01:40] Ajvorl, m00, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/15 16:38:20] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:13:21 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/30/15 00:50:08] CaptianObvious [345/1049] has come upon gyilkos [66/1279] and rocked it! 14 days, 00:52:23 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/30/15 06:57:27] Kiinga [597/840] has come upon CaptianObvious [455/1049] and rocked it! 2 days, 03:57:28 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[01/30/15 10:55:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 3 days, 08:14:37 toward level 81.
[02/01/15 09:44:03] CaptianObvious [988/1049] has come upon kocka [802/1133] and rocked it! 10 days, 02:38:47 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/01/15 16:27:09] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 16:48:05 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[02/01/15 23:24:54] Joska, Kiinga, and Sanyi [1890/2742] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and m00 [2022/2815] and lost! 0 days, 21:03:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/15 02:44:02] Reggie [70/1023] has come upon CaptianObvious [982/1049] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:14:47 is added to Reggie's clock.
[02/04/15 19:40:53] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 06:47:45 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[02/05/15 11:42:36] CaptianObvious [319/1049] has come upon [Sanyi] [1141/1421] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 07:58:58 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/05/15 23:03:12] Kiinga [377/840] has come upon CaptianObvious [770/1049] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:50:39 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[02/06/15 00:00:34] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and Edina have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/15 11:43:29] Reggie [220/1023] has come upon CaptianObvious [355/1049] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 04:04:48 is added to Reggie's clock.
[02/06/15 17:13:52] CaptianObvious was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:32:28 from level 81.
[02/06/15 17:24:25] CaptianObvious was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:18:08 towards level 81.
[02/07/15 05:43:59] kocka [1132/1133] has come upon CaptianObvious [342/1049] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 19:15:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/07/15 05:43:59] In the fierce battle, CaptianObvious dropped his level 70 helm! kocka picks it up, tossing his old level 62 helm to CaptianObvious.
[02/07/15 06:55:10] Edina [783/807] has come upon CaptianObvious [854/1041] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 20:52:04 is added to Edina's clock.
[02/07/15 11:46:04] d-__-b, peta, and gyilkos [1422/2961] have team battled CaptianObvious, [Sanyi], and Darwick [2868/3354] and lost! 1 day, 08:43:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/15 17:39:16] CaptianObvious [230/1041] has come upon kurvaanyad [547/1166] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:47:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/08/15 15:24:36] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 16:28:47 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[02/09/15 11:45:53] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:16 towards level 81.
[02/10/15 15:06:37] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:05:43 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[02/10/15 15:43:07] CaptianObvious caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:20:10 towards level 81.
[02/10/15 18:44:00] CaptianObvious [462/1041] has come upon Reggie [797/1023] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:47:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/10/15 19:20:11] CaptianObvious, endre, Edina, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/15 10:43:55] Edina, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [1733/3127] have team battled endre, DarwickAK, and peta [635/3243] and won! 0 days, 02:17:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/15 15:06:50] CaptianObvious was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:45 towards level 81.
[02/12/15 20:44:01] CaptianObvious [312/1041] has come upon endre [726/1115] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:53:23 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/13/15 06:44:00] kocka [175/1141] has come upon CaptianObvious [24/1041] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:05:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/13/15 11:44:00] CaptianObvious [609/1041] has come upon Joska [805/990] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:32:52 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/13/15 14:39:37] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:57:07 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[02/13/15 18:20:10] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 55. 0 days, 01:20:06 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 81.
[02/13/15 20:52:31] Joska, Reggie, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/15 20:52:31] CaptianObvious [986/1041] has come upon Reggie [84/1023] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:36:13 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/13/15 21:44:00] CaptianObvious [794/1041] has come upon Edina [493/807] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:00:02 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/14/15 12:44:03] CaptianObvious [15/1041] has come upon kocka [507/1141] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:51:44 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/15/15 03:44:01] CaptianObvious [184/1041] has come upon endre [350/1108] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:38:14 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/16/15 06:20:46] CaptianObvious [649/1041] has come upon GDI [823/1118] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 19:55:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/16/15 06:49:55] CaptianObvious lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:39:50 from level 82.
[02/16/15 20:20:06] Kiinga, d-__-b, and Ajvorl [1725/2602] have team battled CaptianObvious, endre, and koszik [581/3278] and won! 0 days, 18:00:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/15 08:14:17] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:32:39 towards level 82.
[02/17/15 12:46:04] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, Edina, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/15 13:54:41] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 14:32:51 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[02/19/15 09:15:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 6 days, 06:14:03 toward level 82.
[02/19/15 12:56:56] David [363/390] has come upon CaptianObvious [567/1041] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to David's clock.
[02/19/15 19:28:49] kurvaanyad [725/1169] has come upon CaptianObvious [220/1041] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 00:52:24 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/20/15 19:17:59] David [104/447] has come upon CaptianObvious [943/1041] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:13:59 is added to David's clock.
[02/21/15 02:26:28] CaptianObvious caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:33:19 towards level 82.
[02/24/15 07:38:30] CaptianObvious was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:37:49 towards level 82.
[02/24/15 12:44:00] CaptianObvious [57/1041] has come upon gyilkos [416/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 09:42:24 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/24/15 20:00:44] CaptianObvious [136/1041] has come upon peta [361/1036] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 01:55:54 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/26/15 19:44:02] d-__-b [482/797] has come upon CaptianObvious [157/1041] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:14:32 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[02/27/15 15:44:03] m00 [422/880] has come upon CaptianObvious [535/1041] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 21:06:05 is added to m00's clock.
[02/27/15 16:54:32] m00, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/15 06:44:01] CaptianObvious [696/1047] has come upon Edina [161/800] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 13:38:20 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/28/15 10:27:04] gyilkos, lqx, and CaptianObvious [400/2951] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Reggie [1647/3035] and lost! 0 days, 21:03:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/15 21:44:00] GDI [1161/1289] has come upon CaptianObvious [234/1047] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 16:55:38 is removed from GDI's clock.
[03/01/15 02:44:36] endre [431/1054] has come upon CaptianObvious [647/1047] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 12:00:01 is added to endre's clock.
[03/01/15 17:44:02] [Sanyi] [880/1412] has come upon CaptianObvious [666/1047] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:07:31 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/01/15 22:44:03] lqx [581/623] has come upon CaptianObvious [941/1047] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:25:36 is added to lqx's clock.
[03/04/15 21:18:48] Edina [739/800] has come upon CaptianObvious [783/1047] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 18:14:50 is added to Edina's clock.
[03/05/15 11:40:38] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 50 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:21:46 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 82.
[03/06/15 07:43:59] CaptianObvious [323/1047] has come upon m00 [532/880] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 05:29:03 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/07/15 11:22:40] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 23:03:53 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[03/07/15 19:57:38] Reggie, CaptianObvious, and peta [2287/3114] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Edina [1831/2821] and won! 1 day, 20:57:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/15 21:56:37] CaptianObvious [415/1047] has come upon David [273/639] and rocked it! 1 day, 00:08:47 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/08/15 11:13:45] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 02:31:27 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[03/09/15 18:39:39] DarwickAK, David, and CaptianObvious [513/2820] have team battled d-__-b, Darwick, and Sanyi [1477/2861] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/15 01:43:59] peta [464/888] has come upon CaptianObvious [103/1089] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:21:21 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/10/15 11:11:28] Joska, David, and endre [1575/2646] have team battled peta, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious [202/3036] and won! 0 days, 11:54:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/15 09:47:00] Joska, Edina, and Sanyi [661/2858] have team battled DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and peta [312/3069] and won! 1 day, 05:53:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/15 15:02:04] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 19:56:48 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[03/13/15 18:42:37] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:35:26 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[03/14/15 13:02:34] kocka [945/1201] has come upon CaptianObvious [540/1089] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 23:39:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/15/15 23:11:06] CaptianObvious was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:52 towards level 82.
[03/16/15 15:53:15] DarwickAK, kurvaanyad, and Joska [2047/3287] have team battled Reggie, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [1053/3494] and won! 2 days, 05:22:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/15 17:44:02] CaptianObvious [920/1101] has come upon d-__-b [7/913] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:19:03 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/16/15 18:15:45] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 01:47:52 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[03/16/15 22:44:01] kocka [925/1201] has come upon CaptianObvious [492/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:24:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/17/15 07:26:46] CaptianObvious [683/1101] has come upon kocka [1188/1201] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 22:33:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/17/15 14:26:16] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 18:57:22 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[03/17/15 16:50:00] Kiinga [379/991] has come upon CaptianObvious [828/1101] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[03/18/15 04:44:04] m00 [633/880] has come upon CaptianObvious [691/1101] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 22:49:55 is added to m00's clock.
[03/18/15 06:44:14] Kiinga [982/991] has come upon CaptianObvious [428/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 16:31:29 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/18/15 15:07:17] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:06:13 towards level 83.
[03/19/15 17:23:18] CaptianObvious saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:23:46 from level 83.
[03/19/15 17:49:03] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 10:32:49 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[03/21/15 17:31:20] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 81 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:22:50 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 83.
[03/21/15 17:44:03] CaptianObvious [550/1113] has come upon kocka [604/1205] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 14:16:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/22/15 00:44:48] CaptianObvious was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:54:25 towards level 83.
[03/22/15 11:11:18] CaptianObvious bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:31:07 towards level 83.
[03/22/15 13:41:53] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 88. 0 days, 01:22:23 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 83.
[03/23/15 12:30:32] David [509/639] has come upon CaptianObvious [858/1113] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:54:58 is added to David's clock.
[03/23/15 13:32:52] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 18. 0 days, 01:22:22 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 83.
[03/23/15 21:55:35] CaptianObvious ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:05:32 from level 83.
[03/24/15 05:06:18] CaptianObvious [502/1113] has come upon Reggie [958/1048] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 21:15:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/24/15 09:27:23] CaptianObvious had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:28:17 towards level 83.
[03/25/15 06:44:01] CaptianObvious [234/1113] has come upon David [577/645] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 19:01:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/26/15 16:54:28] CaptianObvious [501/1113] has come upon David [530/652] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 22:59:53 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/27/15 00:19:15] CaptianObvious had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:07:45 towards level 83.
[03/27/15 00:51:33] CaptianObvious was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:09:06 from level 83.
[03/27/15 18:58:58] Edina, kurvaanyad, and Darwick [1684/2911] have team battled CaptianObvious, GDI, and gyilkos [1719/3683] and lost! 1 day, 17:41:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/15 01:36:30] kocka, d-__-b, and CaptianObvious [829/3266] have team battled peta, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [1042/3063] and lost! 5 days, 13:39:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/15 12:09:57] CaptianObvious walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:25:37 from level 83.
[03/28/15 16:28:40] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 06:22:20 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[03/28/15 17:45:35] d-__-b [159/941] has come upon CaptianObvious [736/1113] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 07:35:02 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[03/29/15 07:47:13] lejah, kocka, and Darwick [2891/3065] have team battled koszik, Reggie, and CaptianObvious [1722/3289] and won! 1 day, 09:28:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/15 13:30:23] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 83 damage. 0 days, 01:22:07 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 83.
[04/02/15 07:20:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 15 days, 03:05:28 toward level 83.
[04/02/15 10:44:03] Sanyi [335/1059] has come upon CaptianObvious [488/1113] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 20:52:56 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/02/15 13:03:27] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 20:19:07 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[04/02/15 16:48:19] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:16:26 towards level 83.
[04/03/15 11:44:02] David [236/655] has come upon CaptianObvious [137/1113] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:03:27 is removed from David's clock.
[04/03/15 23:20:48] CaptianObvious invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:48:28 towards level 83.
[04/04/15 04:51:33] Kiinga, Reggie, and peta [2605/2933] have team battled GDI, CaptianObvious, and Ajvorl [1514/3544] and won! 5 days, 12:27:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/15 09:51:03] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:05:13 from level 83.
[04/04/15 16:26:01] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 188. 0 days, 01:22:13 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 83.
[04/05/15 03:44:01] Darwick [673/926] has come upon CaptianObvious [749/1121] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 20:24:11 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/05/15 13:44:00] [Sanyi] [1105/1351] has come upon CaptianObvious [683/1121] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:10:45 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/05/15 16:17:10] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 19:28:58 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[04/06/15 09:00:20] GDI, CaptianObvious, Edina, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/15 09:44:00] David [419/655] has come upon CaptianObvious [551/1121] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 17:57:30 is added to David's clock.
[04/06/15 22:57:54] CaptianObvious reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! CaptianObvious's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/15 20:44:20] CaptianObvious [692/1129] has come upon Reggie [982/1042] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 02:58:54 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/08/15 01:44:02] endre [796/1278] has come upon CaptianObvious [725/1129] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 13:27:39 is removed from endre's clock.
[04/08/15 09:59:17] CaptianObvious spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! CaptianObvious's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/09/15 22:44:01] Darwick [876/927] has come upon CaptianObvious [702/1120] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 12:35:03 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/10/15 15:32:40] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 18:26:59 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[04/10/15 23:44:03] CaptianObvious [799/1120] has come upon IRPGbot [722/1300] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 12:12:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/11/15 08:23:39] m00, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/15 11:43:14] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 15:41:05 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[04/11/15 23:10:06] lqx, CaptianObvious, and d-__-b [1924/2489] have team battled Darwick, lejah, and Reggie [892/2912] and won! 0 days, 13:08:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/15 21:14:25] lqx, kocka, and kurvaanyad [556/3056] have team battled gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi [1253/3562] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/15 01:44:00] CaptianObvious [475/1120] has come upon d-__-b [15/694] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:33:20 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/14/15 00:40:49] lqx [445/675] has come upon CaptianObvious [1032/1120] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to lqx's clock.
[04/14/15 11:16:32] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 03:22:38 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[04/14/15 12:44:01] CaptianObvious [353/1120] has come upon DarwickAK [875/1112] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:14:39 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/14/15 15:50:46] Reggie, CaptianObvious, d-__-b, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/15 03:44:02] d-__-b [7/694] has come upon CaptianObvious [881/1120] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:01:16 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[04/15/15 12:13:18] CaptianObvious [600/1120] has come upon Kiinga [306/999] and fucked they ass up! 13 days, 04:08:45 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/15/15 18:44:02] CaptianObvious [1034/1120] has come upon Sanyi [912/1103] and rocked it! 11 days, 08:24:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/17/15 06:24:13] d-__-b [411/694] has come upon CaptianObvious [266/1120] and rocked it! 6 days, 13:23:32 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[04/18/15 01:44:01] CaptianObvious [249/1120] has come upon m00 [28/910] and rocked it! 9 days, 05:15:39 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/18/15 14:21:07] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 19:37:16 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[04/18/15 16:03:41] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and d-__-b have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/15 16:22:10] CaptianObvious, kocka, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/15 10:44:03] peta [508/885] has come upon CaptianObvious [624/1120] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:27:01 is added to peta's clock.
[04/22/15 20:49:37] CaptianObvious was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:39:18 from level 84.
[04/24/15 02:43:59] Kiinga [404/999] has come upon CaptianObvious [948/1120] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 06:15:19 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[04/24/15 16:30:27] peta [294/885] has come upon CaptianObvious [94/1120] and rocked it! 13 days, 05:40:23 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/25/15 03:20:35] wabbit_ [20/82] has come upon CaptianObvious [789/1120] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[04/27/15 00:44:02] CaptianObvious [79/1120] has come upon endre [859/1278] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:34:23 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/28/15 02:41:26] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/15 20:53:20] Ajvorl, Joska, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/15 21:44:02] CaptianObvious [883/1120] has come upon DarwickAK [964/1089] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 20:03:27 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/29/15 09:02:35] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:13 towards level 84.
[04/30/15 13:02:35] David [195/657] has come upon CaptianObvious [219/1120] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:48:32 is added to David's clock.
[05/01/15 19:44:03] GDI [942/1279] has come upon CaptianObvious [1024/1120] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 01:15:26 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/02/15 20:22:51] CaptianObvious was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:41 towards level 84.
[05/03/15 10:03:58] lejah, CaptianObvious, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/15 10:03:58] kocka [910/1159] has come upon CaptianObvious [647/1120] and rocked it! 6 days, 02:47:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/03/15 11:45:19] CaptianObvious had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:38 towards level 84.
[05/04/15 16:06:30] wabbit_ [586/614] has come upon CaptianObvious [448/1120] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:19:09 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.

[05/05/15 05:15:37] koszik [513/1320] has come upon CaptianObvious [864/1120] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:07:34 is added to koszik's clock.
[05/05/15 19:04:47] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:04 from level 84.
[05/05/15 21:36:55] CaptianObvious [387/1120] has come upon David [194/657] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 15:26:51 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/06/15 08:34:58] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/15 16:42:15] CaptianObvious [599/1120] has come upon GDI [474/1284] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 13:04:06 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/07/15 02:10:47] d-__-b [611/694] has come upon CaptianObvious [826/1120] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 08:45:57 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[05/09/15 16:24:28] lejah [621/1008] has come upon CaptianObvious [63/1120] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:57:19 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/09/15 16:49:32] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], m00, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/15 05:58:34] CaptianObvious [511/1120] has come upon peta [78/885] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 20:49:35 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/11/15 05:58:34] CaptianObvious has dealt peta a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:28:35 is added to peta's clock.
[05/12/15 05:44:01] CaptianObvious [537/1120] has come upon Reggie [123/1043] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 03:54:05 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/13/15 10:37:18] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 02:31:50 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[05/13/15 20:18:28] CaptianObvious [14/1120] has come upon wabbit_ [378/694] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:20:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/14/15 05:14:19] Kiinga, Joska, and m00 [935/2860] have team battled Reggie, endre, and CaptianObvious [1840/3460] and lost! 3 days, 20:35:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/15 12:44:02] Darwick [39/965] has come upon CaptianObvious [110/1120] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 16:15:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/15/15 08:44:00] CaptianObvious [476/1120] has come upon wabbit_ [632/696] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:43:07 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/15/15 13:44:03] CaptianObvious [858/1120] has come upon peta [211/885] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:05:04 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/15/15 20:46:50] DarwickAK, wabbit_, and endre [269/3306] have team battled CaptianObvious, koszik, and David [2348/3097] and lost! 0 days, 03:49:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/15 06:30:17] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 01:42:34 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[05/17/15 10:01:58] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:02:52 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[05/17/15 14:48:52] Edina, David, and d-__-b [1907/2171] have team battled CaptianObvious, lejah, and Ajvorl [1491/3310] and won! 0 days, 19:46:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/15 01:43:59] CaptianObvious [552/1120] has come upon Joska [146/984] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:27 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/18/15 08:21:51] CaptianObvious [443/1120] has come upon Sanyi [848/1097] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 06:28:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/18/15 22:32:38] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:05:36 towards level 86.
[05/19/15 17:12:02] wabbit_ [491/736] has come upon CaptianObvious [113/1120] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:22:33 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[05/19/15 20:57:04] Ajvorl [770/1179] has come upon CaptianObvious [141/1120] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 20:21:24 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[05/19/15 22:44:02] m00 [810/910] has come upon CaptianObvious [190/1120] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 22:46:36 is removed from m00's clock.
[05/20/15 09:35:19] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 11:40:18 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[05/20/15 10:42:51] Darwick [532/965] has come upon CaptianObvious [135/1120] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:57:02 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/20/15 18:56:02] CaptianObvious has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:25:33 from level 86.
[05/21/15 05:46:00] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 03:36:56 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[05/22/15 19:39:09] Joska, [Sanyi], GDI, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/15 20:44:03] CaptianObvious [253/1120] has come upon Kiinga [873/963] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:47:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/22/15 23:09:44] CaptianObvious bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:17:54 from level 86.
[05/23/15 08:28:31] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:25:17 towards level 86.
[05/23/15 09:08:43] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 03:07:51 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[05/24/15 22:44:02] Kiinga [35/963] has come upon CaptianObvious [699/1120] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 11:16:02 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[05/25/15 01:08:30] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:27:47 from level 86.
[05/25/15 03:44:01] CaptianObvious [890/1120] has come upon Kiinga [867/963] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 06:57:46 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/25/15 08:43:59] CaptianObvious [286/1120] has come upon Joska [25/987] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 16:32:39 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/25/15 08:43:59] In the fierce battle, Joska dropped his level 82 tunic! CaptianObvious picks it up, tossing his old level 75 tunic to Joska.
[05/25/15 15:58:45] kocka, Ajvorl, and CaptianObvious [2650/3231] have team battled Darwick, wabbit_, and Edina [87/2750] and won! 4 days, 11:47:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/15 09:22:24] CaptianObvious was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:49:30 from level 86.
[05/28/15 01:57:18] m00, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/15 06:44:02] CaptianObvious [491/1127] has come upon Sanyi [697/1121] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 08:18:31 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/28/15 08:23:47] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 01:57:47 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[05/28/15 11:44:00] Kiinga [535/963] has come upon CaptianObvious [268/1127] and rocked it! 4 days, 22:32:08 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[05/29/15 20:40:40] CaptianObvious was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:06:50 from level 86.
[05/30/15 04:25:21] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 285. 0 days, 01:25:00 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 86.
[05/30/15 19:02:22] gyilkos [1078/1339] has come upon CaptianObvious [259/1127] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:49:32 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/31/15 10:20:17] Darwick [132/1182] has come upon CaptianObvious [679/1127] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:59:15 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/31/15 22:53:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 1 day, 22:59:26 toward level 86.
[06/01/15 20:44:03] wabbit_ [45/810] has come upon CaptianObvious [988/1127] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:35:02 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[06/02/15 07:38:54] CaptianObvious invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:12 towards level 86.
[06/02/15 07:39:07] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 00:04:41 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[06/03/15 05:59:17] CaptianObvious walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:53 from level 86.
[06/03/15 07:01:21] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:08 from level 86.
[06/03/15 07:48:37] CaptianObvious bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:39 towards level 86.
[06/03/15 11:21:35] CaptianObvious [662/1127] has come upon Edina [749/815] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 09:07:12 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/03/15 21:04:40] Edina [631/815] has come upon CaptianObvious [855/1127] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:49:24 is added to Edina's clock.
[06/04/15 00:02:57] Sanyi [910/1125] has come upon CaptianObvious [196/1127] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 20:51:43 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/04/15 00:43:28] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:17:23 towards level 87.
[06/04/15 02:33:13] Sanyi [256/1125] has come upon CaptianObvious [1065/1127] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:37:12 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[06/05/15 12:18:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 37 days, 21:37:15 toward level 87.
[06/06/15 15:44:01] kocka [100/902] has come upon CaptianObvious [736/1127] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:41:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/07/15 21:44:03] gyilkos [938/1349] has come upon CaptianObvious [875/1127] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 16:31:18 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/09/15 18:19:23] kocka, lejah, and koszik [2806/3183] have team battled CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and David [837/2976] and won! 0 days, 02:11:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/15 23:44:00] CaptianObvious [735/1127] has come upon Darwick [3/1186] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 20:49:43 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/10/15 09:43:59] wabbit_ [603/847] has come upon CaptianObvious [1092/1127] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:48:05 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[06/11/15 13:51:47] CaptianObvious [265/1127] has come upon GDI [1007/1280] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 08:42:02 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/12/15 07:36:31] peta, wabbit_, and gyilkos [2993/3067] have team battled Kiinga, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [2946/3150] and won! 0 days, 14:01:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/15 07:17:01] Reggie, CaptianObvious, Sanyi, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/15 12:46:11] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 04:41:51 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[06/15/15 13:23:07] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/15 16:08:50] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:41:47 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[06/17/15 14:55:48] CaptianObvious got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:06 from level 87.
[06/17/15 15:59:52] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 12:32:43 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[06/19/15 16:10:17] CaptianObvious lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:06:23 from level 87.
[06/20/15 16:07:26] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, and Reggie [1371/3399] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [872/3540] and won! 0 days, 03:01:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/15 15:23:58] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 97 damage. 0 days, 01:26:10 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 87.
[06/22/15 01:28:30] CaptianObvious [252/1127] has come upon GDI [154/1285] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:31:12 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/22/15 14:43:01] CaptianObvious [752/1127] has come upon gyilkos [179/1303] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 23:31:13 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/22/15 20:05:03] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/15 08:42:42] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:23:59 towards level 88.
[06/23/15 23:30:49] CaptianObvious learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:22:31 towards level 88.
[06/25/15 02:51:49] Kiinga [811/970] has come upon CaptianObvious [168/1127] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 02:00:02 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[06/25/15 11:07:36] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 160. 0 days, 01:27:04 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 88.
[06/25/15 12:51:48] [Sanyi] [798/1118] has come upon CaptianObvious [668/1127] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 10:13:09 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/25/15 17:51:49] GDI [84/1278] has come upon CaptianObvious [755/1127] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:00:10 is added to GDI's clock.
[06/26/15 13:51:50] CaptianObvious [375/1127] has come upon lejah [115/1042] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 12:17:53 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/28/15 00:51:49] endre [1024/1263] has come upon CaptianObvious [219/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:10:14 is removed from endre's clock.
[06/28/15 10:51:48] David [165/672] has come upon CaptianObvious [763/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:15:53 is added to David's clock.
[06/29/15 02:26:23] lejah, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [1838/3140] have team battled David, Sanyi, and kocka [79/2664] and won! 1 day, 06:43:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/15 14:12:13] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 16:22:56 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[06/29/15 15:02:56] peta, CaptianObvious, endre, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/15 12:51:47] Kiinga [168/970] has come upon CaptianObvious [775/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:29:17 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[07/03/15 00:51:47] CaptianObvious [882/1128] has come upon Ajvorl [175/1192] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:17:38 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/04/15 06:51:47] CaptianObvious [599/1128] has come upon IRPGbot [894/1326] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:27:22 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/04/15 16:18:12] CaptianObvious invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:43 towards level 88.
[07/04/15 22:17:25] lejah, peta, m00, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/15 06:34:33] Ajvorl, kocka, and GDI [2249/3384] have team battled m00, CaptianObvious, and Reggie [1192/3134] and won! 0 days, 19:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/15 09:41:17] CaptianObvious [131/1128] has come upon Sanyi [990/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:35:05 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/05/15 11:01:46] CaptianObvious [1059/1128] has come upon [Sanyi] [22/1095] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:49:24 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/06/15 22:56:04] David, kurvaanyad, and GDI [2764/3099] have team battled kocka, CaptianObvious, and endre [317/3293] and won! 0 days, 01:48:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 15:35:04] CaptianObvious was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:43 towards level 88.
[07/07/15 21:43:00] m00, Darwick, and lejah [3043/3299] have team battled koszik, kocka, and CaptianObvious [2974/3245] and won! 0 days, 13:31:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/15 09:10:54] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:24:11 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[07/08/15 20:51:50] CaptianObvious [780/1128] has come upon Darwick [449/1237] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:38:10 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/08/15 20:51:50] CaptianObvious has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:16:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/09/15 01:51:46] CaptianObvious [610/1128] has come upon David [184/674] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:01:33 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/09/15 08:43:42] CaptianObvious [516/1128] has come upon DarwickAK [45/1325] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 04:48:02 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/09/15 09:01:52] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 21:03:40 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[07/09/15 14:01:36] David, endre, and [Sanyi] [2716/3032] have team battled Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [294/3455] and won! 0 days, 23:08:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/15 17:41:41] 4R0N [28/218] has come upon CaptianObvious [863/1128] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/10/15 07:51:47] kocka [802/902] has come upon CaptianObvious [957/1128] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 03:52:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/10/15 13:05:32] 4R0N [278/297] has come upon CaptianObvious [635/1128] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/10/15 22:16:47] [Sanyi], lejah, CaptianObvious, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/12/15 20:11:18] CaptianObvious [370/1128] has come upon GDI [157/1272] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 04:31:10 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/12/15 21:18:25] CaptianObvious [623/1128] has come upon lejah [816/1050] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 23:57:43 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/13/15 05:51:47] CaptianObvious [327/1128] has come upon koszik [1017/1215] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 03:04:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/14/15 04:42:04] GDI, kocka, and Reggie [1129/3257] have team battled lejah, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [1372/3148] and lost! 1 day, 14:37:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/15 21:51:47] koszik [944/1215] has come upon CaptianObvious [742/1128] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 15:27:35 is removed from koszik's clock.
[07/15/15 02:51:50] CaptianObvious [179/1128] has come upon Sanyi [86/1090] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 16:43:30 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/16/15 12:08:47] koszik, GDI, and peta [1387/3485] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and CaptianObvious [2724/3466] and lost! 2 days, 13:20:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/15 21:08:44] peta, Reggie, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/15 19:51:50] kurvaanyad [541/1135] has come upon CaptianObvious [1047/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:29:58 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/18/15 05:51:47] David [197/714] has come upon CaptianObvious [206/1128] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 20:09:11 is added to David's clock.
[07/18/15 06:18:04] 4R0N [547/560] has come upon CaptianObvious [562/1128] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/19/15 11:13:12] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:38:39 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[07/19/15 11:13:12] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 1 damage. 0 days, 01:28:08 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 89.
[07/20/15 07:43:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CaptianObvious with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 14:59:28 from level 89.
[07/20/15 11:24:25] wabbit_ [273/886] has come upon CaptianObvious [125/1128] and rocked it! 2 days, 13:15:32 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[07/20/15 12:51:47] CaptianObvious [1016/1128] has come upon koszik [618/1215] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:29:11 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/21/15 01:04:18] CaptianObvious had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:37 towards level 89.
[07/21/15 11:50:02] Ajvorl, lejah, and Darwick [1673/3488] have team battled Sanyi, koszik, and CaptianObvious [911/3444] and won! 0 days, 00:20:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/15 23:51:51] Darwick [1193/1237] has come upon CaptianObvious [779/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 15:06:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/22/15 04:51:50] CaptianObvious [1036/1128] has come upon kocka [672/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:32:49 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/22/15 08:22:04] CaptianObvious bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:20:52 from level 89.
[07/22/15 14:51:47] CaptianObvious [283/1128] has come upon [Sanyi] [14/1090] and rocked it! 2 days, 03:52:33 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/22/15 20:54:43] [Sanyi], lejah, and koszik [822/3364] have team battled CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [1411/3430] and lost! 1 day, 11:20:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/15 22:00:25] m00, CaptianObvious, and David [846/2855] have team battled Darwick, endre, and peta [2136/3524] and lost! 1 day, 11:16:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/15 10:11:54] CaptianObvious was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:57:39 from level 89.
[07/25/15 02:57:47] wabbit_ [377/886] has come upon CaptianObvious [463/1128] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 14:45:36 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[07/25/15 21:09:19] kurvaanyad [696/1135] has come upon CaptianObvious [201/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 15:21:38 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/25/15 21:09:19] kurvaanyad has dealt CaptianObvious a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:20:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/26/15 01:26:41] CaptianObvious [281/1128] has come upon peta [697/998] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:29:38 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/26/15 02:07:53] Sanyi [690/1101] has come upon CaptianObvious [311/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 18:07:14 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/27/15 10:01:40] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 6. 0 days, 01:28:13 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 89.

[07/28/15 21:29:13] CaptianObvious got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:47:45 from level 89.
[07/29/15 06:19:09] CaptianObvious [795/1128] has come upon peta [79/998] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 20:14:24 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/29/15 16:51:50] CaptianObvious [123/1128] has come upon koszik [871/1215] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:38:02 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/30/15 02:51:47] CaptianObvious [792/1128] has come upon Sanyi [733/1101] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 13:23:25 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/30/15 05:54:24] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:23:07 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[07/30/15 19:59:21] lejah [977/1232] has come upon CaptianObvious [10/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:03:43 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/01/15 23:16:18] lejah [563/1232] has come upon CaptianObvious [616/1128] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 10:34:49 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/02/15 03:23:10] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:07:57 from level 89.
[08/02/15 09:05:05] anachin [184/381] has come upon CaptianObvious [896/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:40:47 is added to anachin's clock.
[08/02/15 09:08:04] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:03:07 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[08/03/15 11:51:47] David [523/719] has come upon CaptianObvious [27/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 17:08:12 is removed from David's clock.
[08/03/15 17:51:41] CaptianObvious, 4R0N, and GDI [1365/3010] have team battled Kiinga, endre, and DarwickAK [2119/3413] and lost! 0 days, 03:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/15 07:51:50] GDI [162/1281] has come upon CaptianObvious [273/1128] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 03:36:50 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/04/15 08:35:15] lejah [837/1232] has come upon CaptianObvious [951/1128] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 21:50:07 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/04/15 08:50:18] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 109 damage. 0 days, 01:28:53 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 89.
[08/04/15 17:22:09] CaptianObvious [477/1128] has come upon lejah [1067/1236] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 07:02:51 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/05/15 03:51:48] Sanyi [199/1101] has come upon CaptianObvious [642/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:16:44 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/05/15 13:43:14] CaptianObvious had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:58:37 towards level 90.
[08/05/15 18:51:47] Ajvorl [356/1192] has come upon CaptianObvious [905/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:01:07 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[08/06/15 09:27:06] m00, CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/15 15:51:48] CaptianObvious [572/1128] has come upon DarwickAK [141/1316] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 04:09:32 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/08/15 08:14:34] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 05:30:50 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[08/08/15 12:08:08] lejah [820/1236] has come upon CaptianObvious [877/1128] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 22:51:22 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/08/15 21:31:33] DarwickAK, Kiinga, and wabbit_ [2461/2900] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and CaptianObvious [3174/3539] and lost! 2 days, 15:32:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/15 02:21:43] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and endre [934/3225] have team battled CaptianObvious, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi [821/3392] and won! 0 days, 05:40:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/15 12:31:18] peta, CaptianObvious, kocka, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/15 01:04:35] 4R0N [182/604] has come upon CaptianObvious [649/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:54:31 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/10/15 18:51:47] lejah [253/1236] has come upon CaptianObvious [767/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:42:50 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/11/15 07:47:43] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 31 damage. 0 days, 01:29:00 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 90.
[08/11/15 12:26:56] kurvaanyad [138/1163] has come upon CaptianObvious [736/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 17:48:14 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/11/15 13:50:34] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and Ajvorl [2030/3636] have team battled wabbit_, kocka, and Darwick [864/2824] and won! 2 days, 00:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/15 14:20:10] Kiinga [419/799] has come upon CaptianObvious [618/1128] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 13:22:18 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[08/12/15 15:51:46] CaptianObvious [852/1128] has come upon m00 [187/971] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 10:01:54 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/13/15 06:51:47] wabbit_ [604/792] has come upon CaptianObvious [1069/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:37:43 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[08/13/15 21:51:00] lejah [411/1236] has come upon CaptianObvious [310/1128] and rocked it! 14 days, 20:40:53 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/13/15 21:51:00] lejah has dealt CaptianObvious a Critical Strike! 4 days, 00:25:39 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/14/15 02:51:50] CaptianObvious [572/1128] has come upon peta [990/998] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 12:33:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/14/15 16:55:35] m00, CaptianObvious, endre, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/15 17:51:48] DarwickAK [1060/1324] has come upon CaptianObvious [1119/1128] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:35:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/15/15 11:35:13] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/15 19:51:48] Darwick [163/1130] has come upon CaptianObvious [116/1128] and rocked it! 2 days, 05:44:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/17/15 20:51:50] Kiinga [255/799] has come upon CaptianObvious [351/1128] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 17:50:31 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[08/18/15 14:54:25] CaptianObvious [985/1128] has come upon m00 [406/972] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:46:32 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/19/15 04:32:52] lejah [968/1236] has come upon CaptianObvious [941/1128] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 19:46:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/19/15 09:57:52] CaptianObvious got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:05:10 from level 90.
[08/20/15 03:51:47] koszik [146/1217] has come upon CaptianObvious [122/1128] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 01:15:41 is removed from koszik's clock.
[08/20/15 04:40:50] lejah [633/1236] has come upon CaptianObvious [673/1128] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 07:04:01 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/21/15 04:51:48] lejah [963/1236] has come upon CaptianObvious [734/1128] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:59:37 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/21/15 14:51:47] CaptianObvious [1083/1128] has come upon gyilkos [274/1303] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:05:54 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/21/15 19:51:47] [Sanyi] [148/1104] has come upon CaptianObvious [528/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:20:25 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/22/15 00:51:46] CaptianObvious [946/1128] has come upon 4R0N [494/615] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:05:48 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/22/15 02:28:57] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 06:28:55 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[08/22/15 15:53:53] Ajvorl, peta, CaptianObvious, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/15 00:17:32] CaptianObvious [670/1128] has come upon Darwick [625/1125] and gave em what was coming! 17 days, 15:21:38 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/24/15 05:51:44] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 07:35:07 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[08/25/15 02:02:16] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 11:14:21 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[08/25/15 02:02:16] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 155. 0 days, 01:30:01 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 91.
[08/25/15 05:42:46] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 04:24:22 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[08/25/15 05:42:46] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 177. 0 days, 01:30:05 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 91.
[08/25/15 08:51:50] CaptianObvious [566/1128] has come upon [Sanyi] [1007/1083] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 09:14:33 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/26/15 11:30:42] lejah [159/1511] has come upon CaptianObvious [627/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:18:26 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/26/15 17:09:31] Darwick, m00, and lejah [3435/3608] have team battled CaptianObvious, koszik, and kocka [2042/3247] and won! 0 days, 05:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/15 01:13:45] CaptianObvious invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:46:15 towards level 91.
[08/27/15 20:41:39] lejah [1144/1511] has come upon CaptianObvious [314/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 13:45:59 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/29/15 04:32:43] CaptianObvious [12/1128] has come upon lejah [1249/1511] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 16:48:49 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/30/15 05:36:28] GDI [74/1288] has come upon CaptianObvious [607/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 12:02:38 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/30/15 18:06:58] CaptianObvious found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:43:36 towards level 91.
[08/31/15 00:06:34] lejah [373/1511] has come upon CaptianObvious [85/1128] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 20:51:34 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/31/15 04:51:50] CaptianObvious [110/1128] has come upon David [253/745] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 13:09:59 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/01/15 02:08:30] CaptianObvious ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:18:46 from level 91.
[09/01/15 06:01:41] kocka, CaptianObvious, and Ajvorl [2511/3222] have team battled koszik, gyilkos, and wabbit_ [19/3319] and won! 2 days, 19:57:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/15 04:31:22] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 19:35:04 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[09/02/15 15:27:31] lejah [364/1511] has come upon CaptianObvious [415/1128] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 21:06:39 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/03/15 19:21:50] kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and koszik [821/3485] have team battled wabbit_, endre, and CaptianObvious [360/3225] and won! 0 days, 00:18:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/15 07:49:35] lejah, CaptianObvious, kocka, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/15 08:51:47] Kiinga [29/796] has come upon CaptianObvious [681/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:58:51 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/05/15 07:37:42] CaptianObvious found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:59:01 towards level 91.
[09/05/15 14:51:46] GDI [592/1290] has come upon CaptianObvious [959/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 06:53:20 is added to GDI's clock.
[09/06/15 03:10:05] CaptianObvious [329/1128] has come upon lejah [1426/1511] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:14:31 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/06/15 03:55:25] lejah [311/1511] has come upon CaptianObvious [603/1128] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:00:44 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/06/15 10:51:49] David [331/765] has come upon CaptianObvious [871/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:11:04 is added to David's clock.
[09/07/15 01:51:49] CaptianObvious [40/1128] has come upon Ajvorl [344/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:52:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/07/15 16:51:49] koszik [389/1217] has come upon CaptianObvious [142/1128] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 14:54:24 is removed from koszik's clock.
[09/07/15 23:10:08] CaptianObvious, endre, Kiinga, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/15 03:28:59] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 10:24:01 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[09/09/15 04:19:21] lejah [401/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [713/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:53:04 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/09/15 08:25:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 1 day, 07:07:58 toward level 91.
[09/09/15 16:23:20] lejah [1050/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [671/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:06:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/09/15 18:55:48] CaptianObvious [189/1128] has come upon [Sanyi] [101/1133] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:40:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/10/15 02:04:03] Kiinga, kocka, and GDI [1560/2988] have team battled peta, 4R0N, and CaptianObvious [2313/2723] and lost! 0 days, 02:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/15 05:17:47] Ajvorl [634/1192] has come upon CaptianObvious [230/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 18:43:14 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[09/10/15 07:28:20] lejah [850/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [199/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:19:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/10/15 10:29:19] lejah [1438/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [48/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:04:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/10/15 12:43:50] CaptianObvious was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:37:26 from level 91.
[09/10/15 23:30:30] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 111 with their belt. 0 days, 01:30:26 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 91.
[09/11/15 10:51:46] Kiinga [37/796] has come upon CaptianObvious [468/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 11:43:29 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/11/15 19:40:18] lejah [1400/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [457/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 18:58:49 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/12/15 00:27:34] CaptianObvious learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:16 towards level 91.
[09/12/15 03:32:23] CaptianObvious was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:28 towards level 91.
[09/12/15 03:54:20] kocka, 4R0N, and Joska [213/2531] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and David [2869/3061] and lost! 0 days, 14:11:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/15 21:42:34] CaptianObvious was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:17 towards level 91.
[09/12/15 21:51:50] GDI [1135/1301] has come upon CaptianObvious [282/1128] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 23:48:29 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/13/15 00:08:06] CaptianObvious [797/1170] has come upon David [483/765] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 04:15:18 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/13/15 22:51:49] GDI [193/1329] has come upon CaptianObvious [918/1170] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:34:37 is added to GDI's clock.
[09/14/15 03:51:48] koszik [463/1217] has come upon CaptianObvious [394/1170] and rocked it! 15 days, 20:40:15 is removed from koszik's clock.
[09/14/15 03:51:48] koszik has dealt CaptianObvious a Critical Strike! 12 days, 10:24:14 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/14/15 17:03:14] lejah [815/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [831/1170] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:34:36 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/14/15 18:51:49] Kiinga [329/791] has come upon CaptianObvious [827/1170] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 18:36:06 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/15/15 11:09:12] lejah [1352/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [951/1170] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 15:28:43 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/16/15 05:51:48] kocka [509/903] has come upon CaptianObvious [1059/1170] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 15:15:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/18/15 18:10:07] CaptianObvious was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 05:30:28 from level 92.
[09/18/15 22:51:47] Sanyi [475/1100] has come upon CaptianObvious [47/1170] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 03:13:45 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/19/15 19:40:24] CaptianObvious reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! CaptianObvious's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/15 20:10:58] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:29:00 towards level 92.
[09/22/15 15:10:22] CaptianObvious [119/1191] has come upon m00 [172/1001] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 06:13:49 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/22/15 19:26:57] CaptianObvious found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:53:28 towards level 92.
[09/24/15 00:33:28] CaptianObvious found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:31:44 towards level 92.
[09/24/15 01:14:47] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 14:22:35 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[09/24/15 03:51:48] kocka [198/903] has come upon CaptianObvious [756/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 14:31:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/24/15 07:22:46] d-__-b, David, and CaptianObvious [908/2664] have team battled Joska, Darwick, and peta [237/3142] and won! 1 day, 01:52:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/15 11:58:13] CaptianObvious discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:44:19 towards level 92.
[09/24/15 13:51:49] CaptianObvious [230/1191] has come upon endre [445/1306] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 09:12:02 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/24/15 21:28:00] David [601/748] has come upon CaptianObvious [1085/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 15:18:17 is added to David's clock.
[09/25/15 18:55:54] CaptianObvious, Joska, and Darwick [1269/3356] have team battled GDI, d-__-b, and kocka [622/2998] and won! 1 day, 08:38:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 21:16:22] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 16:43:59 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[09/26/15 08:15:44] lejah [380/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [953/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:09:59 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/26/15 10:51:49] CaptianObvious [341/1191] has come upon IRPGbot [532/1381] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 20:31:45 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/26/15 23:20:44] lejah [789/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [722/1191] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:21:45 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/27/15 01:51:46] CaptianObvious [15/1191] has come upon kocka [776/903] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 20:41:12 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/27/15 05:22:43] lejah [203/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [1017/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:28:02 is added to lejah's clock.
[09/27/15 18:46:42] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, and koszik [534/3599] have team battled DarwickAK, peta, and d-__-b [1101/3026] and lost! 0 days, 08:24:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/15 21:51:48] Kiinga [636/966] has come upon CaptianObvious [337/1191] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 12:43:08 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[09/28/15 16:45:51] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:06:43 from level 92.
[09/28/15 17:54:54] kocka, Sanyi, and endre [2998/3063] have team battled David, CaptianObvious, and Joska [2713/3146] and won! 4 days, 19:17:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/15 00:30:00] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 16. 0 days, 01:31:27 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 92.
[09/30/15 15:54:31] CaptianObvious sharpened the edge of his weapon! CaptianObvious's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/15 22:54:18] Darwick, GDI, and kurvaanyad [2372/3698] have team battled lejah, CaptianObvious, and peta [3118/3721] and lost! 0 days, 08:17:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/15 20:22:44] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 9 with their belt. 0 days, 01:31:51 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 92.
[10/02/15 01:16:01] lejah [523/1522] has come upon CaptianObvious [528/1222] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 07:02:34 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/02/15 23:12:18] gyilkos, David, and Ajvorl [3003/3427] have team battled 4R0N, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [1286/3194] and won! 0 days, 13:48:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/15 23:54:17] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 17:04:03 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[10/03/15 01:03:15] Darwick [4/1160] has come upon CaptianObvious [185/1222] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:25:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/03/15 07:25:58] lejah [1335/1522] has come upon CaptianObvious [136/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:03:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/04/15 10:34:57] lejah [266/1522] has come upon CaptianObvious [729/1222] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:41:50 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/04/15 15:35:56] CaptianObvious gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:57:29 towards level 92.
[10/04/15 23:51:51] CaptianObvious [939/1222] has come upon Kiinga [696/961] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 15:58:43 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/05/15 04:51:47] CaptianObvious [1158/1222] has come upon GDI [734/1370] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 08:09:40 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/05/15 04:51:47] CaptianObvious has dealt GDI a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:25:45 is added to GDI's clock.
[10/06/15 19:37:46] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 12:28:44 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[10/06/15 22:41:18] CaptianObvious caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:05:38 towards level 92.
[10/06/15 22:53:19] wabbit_, CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/15 00:33:36] CaptianObvious [211/1222] has come upon lejah [1073/1522] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:16:45 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/09/15 18:51:49] CaptianObvious [330/1222] has come upon peta [971/977] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:51:37 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/09/15 23:51:49] CaptianObvious [147/1222] has come upon Joska [461/1005] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 12:50:37 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/10/15 14:23:48] lejah [1051/1530] has come upon CaptianObvious [76/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 13:59:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/10/15 14:51:48] CaptianObvious [234/1222] has come upon wabbit_ [485/797] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 20:13:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/10/15 15:24:16] wabbit_ [689/797] has come upon CaptianObvious [365/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 05:15:04 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[10/10/15 22:42:28] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 05:02:00 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[10/11/15 05:51:47] CaptianObvious [148/1222] has come upon DarwickAK [567/1326] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:46:45 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/11/15 14:31:46] lejah [727/1530] has come upon CaptianObvious [632/1222] and rocked it! 1 day, 05:40:42 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/11/15 22:34:17] kocka [129/900] has come upon CaptianObvious [451/1222] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 02:21:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/12/15 07:57:41] CaptianObvious found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:44:24 towards level 92.
[10/13/15 05:44:44] lejah [968/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [49/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:56:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/13/15 18:34:54] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 16:27:02 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[10/13/15 22:47:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 2 days, 19:47:06 toward level 92.
[10/14/15 05:52:43] lejah [610/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [183/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 13:45:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/14/15 08:51:49] kurvaanyad [1071/1207] has come upon CaptianObvious [583/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:10 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[10/14/15 18:25:50] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:54:16 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[10/14/15 22:19:32] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:57:14 towards level 92.
[10/15/15 02:59:41] lejah [512/1518] has come upon CaptianObvious [1022/1222] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 10:57:18 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/16/15 05:51:47] David [257/941] has come upon CaptianObvious [951/1222] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:51:31 is added to David's clock.
[10/16/15 18:07:56] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 21:53:05 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[10/16/15 21:48:27] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 71. 0 days, 01:31:33 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 92.
[10/18/15 03:15:37] Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and Kiinga [2215/3299] have team battled endre, lejah, and [Sanyi] [3412/3686] and lost! 1 day, 13:56:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/15 06:24:36] lejah [474/1497] has come upon CaptianObvious [140/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:57:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/19/15 21:21:40] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:59:08 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[10/20/15 09:51:48] CaptianObvious [800/1222] has come upon wabbit_ [316/807] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:24:12 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/21/15 03:47:33] lejah [182/1477] has come upon CaptianObvious [84/1222] and rocked it! 20 days, 16:49:49 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/21/15 10:51:49] gyilkos [616/1348] has come upon CaptianObvious [735/1222] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 05:34:04 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/21/15 15:51:32] lejah [328/1477] has come upon CaptianObvious [1095/1222] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 18:35:01 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/22/15 16:15:11] CaptianObvious was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:27 towards level 92.
[10/22/15 19:00:30] lejah [979/1477] has come upon CaptianObvious [1093/1222] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 01:48:01 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/23/15 07:04:30] lejah [1214/1477] has come upon CaptianObvious [178/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 08:27:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/23/15 16:07:28] lejah [809/1477] has come upon CaptianObvious [302/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:55:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/23/15 16:07:28] lejah has dealt CaptianObvious a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:11:05 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/23/15 20:18:52] CaptianObvious discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:22 towards level 92.
[10/24/15 03:29:02] CaptianObvious [277/1222] has come upon Ajvorl [608/1220] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:16:47 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/24/15 06:02:02] wabbit_, d-__-b, and Darwick [2484/2735] have team battled endre, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious [33/3412] and won! 1 day, 01:47:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/15 13:14:27] lejah [960/1477] has come upon CaptianObvious [1049/1222] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 15:06:17 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/24/15 16:27:48] Ajvorl, wabbit_, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/15 17:06:35] CaptianObvious [325/1222] has come upon Joska [914/1005] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:32:57 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/25/15 14:12:59] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 47. 0 days, 01:31:36 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 92.
[10/25/15 18:29:06] koszik [226/1216] has come upon CaptianObvious [313/1222] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 06:22:01 is added to koszik's clock.
[10/25/15 21:38:43] CaptianObvious [868/1222] has come upon peta [683/977] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:04:29 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/26/15 01:41:14] CaptianObvious [843/1222] has come upon peta [780/977] and rocked it! 17 days, 06:11:49 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/26/15 14:04:00] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 04:04:26 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[10/27/15 00:56:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 4 days, 23:29:00 toward level 93.
[10/29/15 08:21:02] d-__-b [185/759] has come upon CaptianObvious [957/1222] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 23:10:58 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[10/29/15 18:20:48] CaptianObvious [1100/1222] has come upon wabbit_ [773/847] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 21:23:36 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/30/15 13:23:52] lejah [424/1208] has come upon CaptianObvious [972/1222] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:58:00 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/01/15 00:29:06] CaptianObvious [159/1228] has come upon koszik [1019/1216] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 13:46:37 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/01/15 09:30:04] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 84. 0 days, 01:32:03 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 93.
[11/01/15 15:29:06] Kiinga [462/968] has come upon CaptianObvious [632/1228] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 17:07:05 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/02/15 14:31:14] m00, CaptianObvious, kocka, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/15 21:29:04] kurvaanyad [916/1214] has come upon CaptianObvious [496/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:38:54 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/03/15 08:24:25] CaptianObvious was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:11 towards level 93.
[11/03/15 10:54:46] lejah [997/1208] has come upon CaptianObvious [15/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 12:36:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/03/15 12:52:32] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 27. 0 days, 01:32:06 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 93.
[11/05/15 00:05:14] CaptianObvious was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:50:53 towards level 93.
[11/05/15 00:55:16] CaptianObvious invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:05:03 towards level 93.
[11/05/15 05:08:44] lejah [879/1214] has come upon CaptianObvious [906/1228] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 06:47:54 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/05/15 17:12:44] lejah [348/1214] has come upon CaptianObvious [927/1228] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 04:19:51 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/06/15 00:29:05] CaptianObvious [604/1228] has come upon Darwick [422/1169] and rocked it! 4 days, 14:29:49 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/06/15 05:35:36] gyilkos, Darwick, and GDI [3415/3914] have team battled wabbit_, CaptianObvious, and kurvaanyad [2269/3292] and won! 0 days, 11:17:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/15 20:21:42] lejah [418/1214] has come upon CaptianObvious [786/1228] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:58:20 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/07/15 12:16:42] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 165. 0 days, 01:32:04 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 93.
[11/07/15 16:41:35] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/15 02:29:06] CaptianObvious [363/1228] has come upon GDI [776/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:04:20 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/08/15 12:07:44] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 14:35:01 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[11/08/15 22:29:05] GDI [636/1395] has come upon CaptianObvious [1205/1228] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 09:59:43 is added to GDI's clock.
[11/09/15 13:29:04] CaptianObvious [1046/1228] has come upon d-__-b [232/770] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:29:58 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/09/15 16:00:00] CaptianObvious [156/1228] has come upon peta [795/977] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:10:22 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/10/15 08:09:14] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:02:55 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[11/10/15 20:05:54] CaptianObvious [534/1228] has come upon Ajvorl [709/1228] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 16:17:40 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/10/15 22:17:09] CaptianObvious [672/1228] has come upon m00 [350/990] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 11:41:34 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/11/15 10:29:03] [Sanyi] [85/1133] has come upon CaptianObvious [85/1228] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 19:58:28 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/12/15 01:29:03] kocka [575/975] has come upon CaptianObvious [33/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 13:16:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/12/15 06:23:16] lejah, David, and DarwickAK [1580/3520] have team battled CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and endre [1169/3432] and won! 2 days, 17:37:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/15 20:02:47] GDI, DarwickAK, and Ajvorl [813/3961] have team battled m00, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [2450/3379] and lost! 3 days, 00:52:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 02:29:04] CaptianObvious [539/1228] has come upon 4R0N [316/1078] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 14:36:39 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/13/15 11:23:06] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:30:39 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[11/13/15 12:29:04] CaptianObvious [938/1228] has come upon lejah [671/1214] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 19:23:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/14/15 01:16:52] CaptianObvious, Kiinga, Sanyi, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/15 06:24:22] lejah [168/1214] has come upon CaptianObvious [198/1228] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 11:43:23 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/14/15 09:25:21] lejah [1188/1214] has come upon CaptianObvious [1065/1228] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 22:39:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/14/15 11:30:06] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:31 towards level 93.
[11/14/15 20:34:35] Joska, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/15 01:22:07] CaptianObvious [1025/1228] has come upon [Sanyi] [409/1133] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 07:12:01 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/15/15 11:11:47] peta, kurvaanyad, and Sanyi [1578/3328] have team battled wabbit_, CaptianObvious, and endre [1525/2926] and won! 1 day, 12:04:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/15 00:29:04] DarwickAK [430/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [581/1228] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 18:40:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/17/15 10:55:20] Sanyi, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [2369/3701] have team battled d-__-b, endre, and David [651/2592] and won! 3 days, 23:47:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/15 14:15:29] CaptianObvious bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:02:02 from level 94.
[11/17/15 18:52:17] lejah [65/1214] has come upon CaptianObvious [1001/1228] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:23:12 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/18/15 04:43:44] GDI, wabbit_, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/15 04:52:11] CaptianObvious [506/1228] has come upon GDI [1177/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 00:40:34 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/18/15 09:57:16] lejah [409/1214] has come upon CaptianObvious [629/1228] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 09:53:23 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/18/15 17:29:03] CaptianObvious [155/1228] has come upon IRPGbot [441/1366] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 04:29:44 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/19/15 01:02:15] lejah [567/1214] has come upon CaptianObvious [422/1228] and rocked it! 1 day, 03:29:23 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/19/15 12:08:32] CaptianObvious gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:03:48 towards level 94.
[11/19/15 13:29:04] CaptianObvious [870/1228] has come upon David [72/968] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 11:31:14 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/20/15 01:49:28] David [483/968] has come upon CaptianObvious [804/1228] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:26:10 is added to David's clock.
[11/20/15 06:40:03] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 16 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:33:47 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 94.
[11/21/15 00:29:06] CaptianObvious [900/1228] has come upon d-__-b [95/770] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 21:36:26 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/21/15 02:18:12] GDI, d-__-b, and wabbit_ [7/3009] have team battled [Sanyi], gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [2153/3719] and lost! 1 day, 16:56:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/15 08:27:30] d-__-b [216/770] has come upon CaptianObvious [479/1228] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 08:50:56 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[11/21/15 10:11:43] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 05:25:14 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[11/21/15 10:11:43] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 122 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:33:08 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 94.
[11/22/15 10:03:05] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 06:34:44 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[11/22/15 21:29:05] peta [851/977] has come upon CaptianObvious [59/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:45:04 is removed from peta's clock.
[11/23/15 15:52:48] CaptianObvious [129/1228] has come upon GDI [969/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:22:03 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/23/15 19:21:39] 4R0N, koszik, and wabbit_ [2368/2962] have team battled CaptianObvious, peta, and [Sanyi] [364/3340] and won! 0 days, 02:01:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/15 06:34:41] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and wabbit_ [2494/3214] have team battled GDI, Kiinga, and DarwickAK [2142/3701] and won! 3 days, 04:57:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/15 06:44:47] CaptianObvious grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:52:59 towards level 94.
[11/24/15 09:45:10] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:52:09 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[11/24/15 20:03:36] CaptianObvious discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:51:21 towards level 94.
[11/25/15 19:29:02] Sanyi [897/1126] has come upon CaptianObvious [485/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 09:42:19 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/26/15 11:14:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 2 days, 11:10:22 toward level 94.
[11/26/15 16:05:00] CaptianObvious [1187/1228] has come upon Ajvorl [777/1233] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:39:04 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/27/15 21:29:02] David [871/968] has come upon CaptianObvious [145/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 04:31:24 is removed from David's clock.
[11/28/15 08:58:52] CaptianObvious found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:00 towards level 94.
[11/28/15 09:09:28] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:49:27 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[11/28/15 13:03:26] lejah [366/1255] has come upon CaptianObvious [215/1228] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 12:48:00 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/28/15 17:29:02] koszik [311/1026] has come upon CaptianObvious [568/1228] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 13:15:26 is added to koszik's clock.
[11/28/15 20:47:22] CaptianObvious bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:31 towards level 94.
[11/29/15 00:25:38] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:00 towards level 94.
[11/29/15 03:29:05] CaptianObvious [478/1228] has come upon Joska [175/1067] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:51:28 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/29/15 22:23:22] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/15 04:16:23] lejah [1159/1255] has come upon CaptianObvious [855/1229] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 17:29:55 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/30/15 13:04:54] CaptianObvious [354/1229] has come upon Kiinga [16/784] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 16:16:36 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/30/15 13:29:26] 4R0N [94/1085] has come upon CaptianObvious [1074/1229] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 01:46:03 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[11/30/15 19:29:03] endre [15/855] has come upon CaptianObvious [559/1229] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 06:36:09 is added to endre's clock.
[11/30/15 22:44:48] 4R0N, [Sanyi], and lejah [1492/3656] have team battled wabbit_, CaptianObvious, and m00 [1303/3071] and won! 1 day, 04:23:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/15 05:02:02] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 06:24:39 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[12/01/15 12:54:07] CaptianObvious was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:17:34 towards level 95.
[12/01/15 19:58:53] CaptianObvious was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:18:49 from level 95.
[12/02/15 19:37:20] lejah [972/1255] has come upon CaptianObvious [734/1229] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:04:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/02/15 22:38:19] lejah [936/1255] has come upon CaptianObvious [445/1229] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 12:16:10 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/03/15 14:45:21] endre [169/855] has come upon CaptianObvious [675/1229] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 10:03:12 is added to endre's clock.
[12/03/15 17:29:03] CaptianObvious [1069/1229] has come upon 4R0N [913/1085] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 18:21:07 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/04/15 04:35:23] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 12:58:08 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[12/04/15 14:55:02] CaptianObvious [139/1229] has come upon David [508/968] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 23:55:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/04/15 18:29:03] 4R0N [79/1096] has come upon CaptianObvious [1069/1229] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:02:50 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[12/04/15 19:14:53] Joska, endre, and kocka [1242/2897] have team battled peta, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [2919/3310] and lost! 1 day, 07:15:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/15 15:25:44] CaptianObvious discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:27:36 towards level 95.
[12/06/15 00:29:05] CaptianObvious [130/1229] has come upon David [297/968] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 17:14:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/06/15 10:27:35] [Sanyi] [1068/1316] has come upon CaptianObvious [70/1229] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 16:07:26 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/06/15 11:53:40] endre, d-__-b, and 4R0N [1662/2740] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and Kiinga [2623/3168] and lost! 2 days, 00:41:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/15 20:09:13] lejah [0/1272] has come upon CaptianObvious [736/1229] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:36:15 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/08/15 02:29:04] CaptianObvious [302/1235] has come upon peta [830/942] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 03:42:29 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/08/15 22:29:06] CaptianObvious [194/1235] has come upon Joska [681/1067] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 16:09:10 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/10/15 03:41:42] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 09:58:19 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[12/11/15 06:59:23] CaptianObvious, m00, and d-__-b [2854/3015] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1135/3570] and won! 0 days, 11:06:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/15 08:18:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 27 days, 11:48:40 toward level 95.
[12/11/15 17:40:14] CaptianObvious misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:16:19 from level 95.
[12/13/15 06:55:11] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 12:58:27 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[12/13/15 07:29:04] David [181/968] has come upon CaptianObvious [65/1235] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 04:14:29 is removed from David's clock.
[12/14/15 12:24:56] CaptianObvious [688/1235] has come upon peta [835/944] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 20:00:01 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/15/15 02:56:51] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:19:41 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[12/15/15 11:46:35] GDI, Joska, and Kiinga [2621/3203] have team battled CaptianObvious, d-__-b, and peta [539/2968] and won! 0 days, 03:47:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/15 12:19:22] Sanyi [1000/1139] has come upon CaptianObvious [439/1235] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 16:57:16 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/15/15 12:27:48] Kiinga, David, and DarwickAK [1562/3106] have team battled 4R0N, peta, and CaptianObvious [1418/3302] and won! 0 days, 02:53:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/15 19:34:41] kocka [243/977] has come upon CaptianObvious [929/1235] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:22:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/16/15 18:27:59] lejah [316/1282] has come upon CaptianObvious [1196/1235] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 00:29:50 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/17/15 16:06:50] CaptianObvious was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:03:05 from level 95.
[12/17/15 20:55:15] Sanyi [708/1139] has come upon CaptianObvious [390/1235] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:38:39 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/17/15 21:29:07] CaptianObvious [87/1235] has come upon Kiinga [21/787] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 04:15:12 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/18/15 03:18:38] CaptianObvious was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:46 towards level 95.
[12/18/15 12:35:19] Joska, Darwick, and GDI [1223/3565] have team battled CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and kocka [1079/2999] and won! 1 day, 01:43:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/15 23:54:04] GDI, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [1581/3936] have team battled m00, [Sanyi], and wabbit_ [63/3168] and won! 0 days, 13:57:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 16:04:43] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/15 05:52:52] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:03:52 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[12/20/15 09:29:04] Sanyi [388/1139] has come upon CaptianObvious [902/1235] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:22:48 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/20/15 09:34:28] CaptianObvious [710/1235] has come upon [Sanyi] [1295/1318] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:48:22 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/20/15 16:34:51] CaptianObvious [868/1235] has come upon GDI [233/1349] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 14:12:15 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/20/15 17:15:10] Ajvorl, peta, CaptianObvious, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/15 22:47:38] CaptianObvious lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:13:13 from level 96.
[12/21/15 16:16:33] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:19:29 from level 96.
[12/22/15 13:13:50] lejah [448/1282] has come upon CaptianObvious [969/1244] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:25:42 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/22/15 15:52:55] lejah, wabbit_, CaptianObvious, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/15 16:22:48] lejah [224/1282] has come upon CaptianObvious [699/1244] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 17:39:27 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/24/15 05:17:09] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 15:53:45 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[12/24/15 10:25:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 18 days, 18:37:44 toward level 96.
[12/25/15 05:08:05] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:59:50 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[12/25/15 14:29:03] CaptianObvious [940/1244] has come upon peta [828/944] and rocked it! 3 days, 10:41:54 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/25/15 14:29:03] CaptianObvious has dealt peta a Critical Strike! 14 days, 14:23:47 is added to peta's clock.
[12/25/15 19:29:06] endre [246/853] has come upon CaptianObvious [1069/1244] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:20:17 is added to endre's clock.
[12/26/15 09:16:58] CaptianObvious learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:47 towards level 96.
[12/27/15 01:29:06] gyilkos [796/1370] has come upon CaptianObvious [545/1244] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 19:42:21 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/27/15 16:54:43] lejah [1259/1282] has come upon CaptianObvious [81/1244] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:27:23 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/28/15 20:03:41] lejah [148/1282] has come upon CaptianObvious [835/1244] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 21:06:47 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/29/15 09:37:28] Joska, wabbit_, CaptianObvious, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/15 11:16:38] lejah [240/1327] has come upon CaptianObvious [632/1244] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 22:09:48 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/30/15 11:46:38] lejah, CaptianObvious, endre, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/15 18:04:10] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:13 towards level 96.
[12/31/15 00:29:05] CaptianObvious [300/1244] has come upon peta [707/944] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:28:23 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/31/15 00:33:45] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 21 with their belt. 0 days, 01:35:57 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 96.
[12/31/15 09:18:47] CaptianObvious, 4R0N, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/15 19:35:28] CaptianObvious [465/1244] has come upon lejah [466/1327] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:13:26 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/01/16 04:05:14] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:44:49 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[01/01/16 07:27:51] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:26 towards level 96.
[01/01/16 08:31:35] lejah [674/1327] has come upon CaptianObvious [596/1244] and rocked it! 1 day, 00:30:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/01/16 23:36:34] lejah [623/1327] has come upon CaptianObvious [283/1244] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:20:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/02/16 09:25:18] CaptianObvious [213/1244] has come upon gyilkos [836/1370] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 01:34:16 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/16 22:40:42] CaptianObvious was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:01:16 towards level 97.
[01/03/16 15:40:24] CaptianObvious [193/1244] has come upon GDI [1278/1354] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 11:09:59 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/04/16 01:30:48] Krisz [28/38] has come upon CaptianObvious [569/1244] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:04:15 is added to Krisz's clock.
[01/04/16 03:38:18] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 30 days, 03:41:06 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[01/04/16 11:56:30] lejah [1208/1327] has come upon CaptianObvious [891/1244] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 12:13:42 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/05/16 06:33:08] Joska, CaptianObvious, d-__-b, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/16 10:29:06] CaptianObvious [528/1244] has come upon Darwick [819/1155] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 05:55:34 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/16 06:29:04] Joska [361/1017] has come upon CaptianObvious [1240/1244] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:40:53 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/07/16 03:11:40] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 17:33:17 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[01/07/16 10:43:33] Sanyi [243/1113] has come upon CaptianObvious [172/1257] and rocked it! 0 days, 16:09:53 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/07/16 10:43:33] Sanyi has dealt CaptianObvious a Critical Strike! 10 days, 06:05:32 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/07/16 15:21:26] lejah [1314/1332] has come upon CaptianObvious [857/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 17:06:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/07/16 17:29:06] endre [508/858] has come upon CaptianObvious [104/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 01:34:37 is removed from endre's clock.
[01/07/16 22:29:02] CaptianObvious [224/1257] has come upon gyilkos [711/1370] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 17:36:34 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/08/16 23:29:06] endre [322/854] has come upon CaptianObvious [31/1257] and rocked it! 2 days, 08:00:25 is removed from endre's clock.
[01/09/16 00:36:48] CaptianObvious got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:04:09 from level 97.
[01/09/16 04:29:06] CaptianObvious [84/1257] has come upon kocka [181/977] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 23:50:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/10/16 05:29:05] CaptianObvious [590/1257] has come upon IRPGbot [609/1481] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 17:12:50 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/10/16 16:48:34] CaptianObvious stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:18:07 towards level 97.
[01/11/16 06:29:03] kurvaanyad [29/1221] has come upon CaptianObvious [11/1257] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 06:41:45 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/11/16 14:34:47] 4R0N [58/1132] has come upon CaptianObvious [27/1257] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:14:04 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/11/16 17:28:08] Kiinga, gyilkos, and wabbit_ [1758/3068] have team battled [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and lejah [1237/3907] and won! 0 days, 12:48:56 is removed from their clocks.

[01/12/16 03:41:17] kurvaanyad [1183/1221] has come upon CaptianObvious [972/1257] and rocked it! 20 days, 16:24:28 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/13/16 05:00:11] Ajvorl, Joska, [Sanyi], and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/16 14:29:06] endre [699/854] has come upon CaptianObvious [793/1257] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 21:17:22 is added to endre's clock.
[01/15/16 06:46:35] Krisz [153/624] has come upon CaptianObvious [1084/1257] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:15:24 is added to Krisz's clock.
[01/16/16 01:32:04] CaptianObvious, gyilkos, 4R0N, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/16 18:56:25] m00, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/16 22:01:41] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 3. 0 days, 01:36:09 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 97.
[01/17/16 02:05:46] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:54:26 towards level 97.
[01/17/16 07:29:04] DarwickAK [1185/1303] has come upon CaptianObvious [136/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 00:36:04 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/17/16 07:29:04] In the fierce battle, CaptianObvious dropped his level 82 tunic! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 80 tunic to CaptianObvious.
[01/17/16 22:46:58] endre [707/864] has come upon CaptianObvious [101/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 16:24:28 is removed from endre's clock.
[01/18/16 22:45:00] Fruit [24/97] has come upon CaptianObvious [1127/1255] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:04:56 is added to Fruit's clock.
[01/18/16 23:01:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 12 days, 21:38:30 toward level 97.
[01/18/16 23:29:04] Darwick [1145/1155] has come upon CaptianObvious [273/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/19/16 17:35:55] Darwick [513/1155] has come upon CaptianObvious [15/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 21:12:28 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/20/16 12:56:42] Fruit [279/450] has come upon CaptianObvious [1135/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:53:07 is added to Fruit's clock.
[01/20/16 15:29:03] CaptianObvious [1134/1255] has come upon 4R0N [407/1143] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:04:13 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/20/16 18:08:36] CaptianObvious [806/1255] has come upon wabbit_ [272/858] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:57:39 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/20/16 20:29:05] endre [293/864] has come upon CaptianObvious [257/1255] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 00:32:30 is removed from endre's clock.
[01/21/16 06:51:23] Krisz [156/648] has come upon CaptianObvious [568/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:48:45 is added to Krisz's clock.
[01/21/16 10:32:51] CaptianObvious, kurvaanyad, and d-__-b [2833/3309] have team battled Krisz, kocka, and lejah [2522/2957] and won! 1 day, 23:27:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/16 18:23:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 2 days, 17:50:06 toward level 97.
[01/22/16 11:21:40] CaptianObvious discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:35 towards level 97.
[01/22/16 21:07:57] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 49 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:36:31 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 97.
[01/23/16 02:26:22] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:06 towards level 97.
[01/24/16 09:29:02] Darwick [99/1155] has come upon CaptianObvious [635/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 13:06:33 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/25/16 08:10:13] GDI, lejah, CaptianObvious, and Krisz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/16 20:41:06] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 27 with their belt. 0 days, 01:36:26 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 97.
[01/26/16 05:27:39] GDI, lejah, peta, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/16 11:18:20] CaptianObvious [27/1255] has come upon Kiinga [55/814] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 11:05:01 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/26/16 20:32:05] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 216 damage. 0 days, 01:37:31 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 98.
[01/27/16 05:17:25] CaptianObvious bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:37:31 from level 98.
[01/27/16 06:46:43] CaptianObvious [1058/1255] has come upon wabbit_ [716/858] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 09:47:03 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/28/16 00:03:39] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 22:15:10 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[01/30/16 07:39:53] Krisz [160/671] has come upon CaptianObvious [827/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:41:53 is added to Krisz's clock.
[01/30/16 12:20:58] Darwick, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [1126/3274] have team battled CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and David [2932/3686] and lost! 3 days, 02:39:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/16 22:20:09] Ajvorl [527/1265] has come upon CaptianObvious [726/1255] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 21:41:15 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[01/31/16 09:23:58] m00, CaptianObvious, d-__-b, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/16 14:47:09] CaptianObvious stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:45:14 towards level 98.
[01/31/16 18:39:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CaptianObvious with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 20:20:34 from level 98.
[02/01/16 07:29:04] CaptianObvious [1165/1255] has come upon kurvaanyad [475/966] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 22:39:48 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/01/16 19:38:21] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 11:58:22 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[02/01/16 22:29:05] CaptianObvious [218/1255] has come upon Darwick [140/1155] and rocked it! 11 days, 14:11:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/03/16 09:29:04] lejah [419/1286] has come upon CaptianObvious [87/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 04:52:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/03/16 19:20:18] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 23:23:04 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[02/04/16 05:44:16] CaptianObvious was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:35:52 from level 98.
[02/04/16 06:37:20] CaptianObvious got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:23:01 towards level 98.
[02/04/16 08:56:48] DarwickAK, kocka, and sajtoscsiga [2210/2566] have team battled CaptianObvious, Droid, and lejah [57/2983] and won! 0 days, 03:50:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 10:29:03] endre [262/875] has come upon CaptianObvious [988/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 12:41:23 is added to endre's clock.
[02/04/16 19:11:25] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 135. 0 days, 01:37:33 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 98.
[02/05/16 01:13:16] sajtoscsiga, kocka, and gyilkos [1979/2692] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and CaptianObvious [886/3464] and won! 0 days, 04:51:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/16 11:29:06] gyilkos [891/1414] has come upon CaptianObvious [301/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 00:15:41 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/05/16 22:31:15] Krisz [619/671] has come upon CaptianObvious [158/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:52 is removed from Krisz's clock.
[02/06/16 17:29:03] CaptianObvious [730/1255] has come upon kocka [125/985] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 01:12:59 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/07/16 22:24:50] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:59:48 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[02/08/16 07:57:56] d-__-b [736/842] has come upon CaptianObvious [41/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 10:38:52 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[02/08/16 09:29:06] CaptianObvious [62/1255] has come upon lejah [735/1286] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 13:19:04 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/09/16 00:29:03] CaptianObvious [237/1255] has come upon IRPGbot [291/1430] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 12:31:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/09/16 05:29:04] CaptianObvious [686/1255] has come upon Ajvorl [896/1265] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 07:17:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/09/16 20:28:23] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and d-__-b have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/16 20:29:54] CaptianObvious [1209/1255] has come upon [Sanyi] [90/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 05:03:38 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/10/16 01:29:05] CaptianObvious [339/1255] has come upon sajtoscsiga [316/348] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 13:13:57 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/10/16 06:29:03] CaptianObvious [171/1255] has come upon Ajvorl [125/1265] and rocked it! 3 days, 06:00:26 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/10/16 06:32:30] lejah [359/1286] has come upon CaptianObvious [826/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:10:24 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/10/16 18:17:26] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 13:50:36 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[02/10/16 19:25:26] Sanyi [357/1116] has come upon CaptianObvious [879/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:54:02 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/11/16 00:38:30] lejah [1247/1286] has come upon CaptianObvious [23/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:19:48 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/11/16 03:39:28] lejah [745/1286] has come upon CaptianObvious [240/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:38:49 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/12/16 18:29:04] Krisz [462/696] has come upon CaptianObvious [1185/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:52:40 is added to Krisz's clock.
[02/12/16 23:29:04] CaptianObvious [74/1255] has come upon David [668/1022] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:40:30 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/13/16 11:11:12] Ajvorl, peta, kurvaanyad, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/16 15:59:25] lejah [675/1286] has come upon CaptianObvious [281/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 11:55:45 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/13/16 21:31:06] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:00:25 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[02/14/16 18:01:27] lejah, Krisz, and Crush [1278/2292] have team battled CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and kocka [409/3529] and won! 0 days, 00:29:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/16 21:22:06] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 11:16:48 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[02/15/16 20:11:16] CaptianObvious was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:11 towards level 98.
[02/16/16 08:11:06] CaptianObvious [797/1255] has come upon gyilkos [454/1183] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 22:15:18 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/16/16 12:29:05] CaptianObvious [946/1255] has come upon Sanyi [1094/1111] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 02:39:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/16/16 16:23:20] lejah [739/1286] has come upon CaptianObvious [748/1255] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:16:59 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/16/16 16:46:56] CaptianObvious ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:05:36 from level 99.
[02/16/16 18:33:53] CaptianObvious got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:59:19 towards level 99.
[02/17/16 03:29:04] kurvaanyad [455/964] has come upon CaptianObvious [889/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 21:03:13 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/17/16 15:02:23] [Sanyi], Kiinga, and kurvaanyad [2951/3062] have team battled 4R0N, CaptianObvious, and peta [1628/3350] and won! 4 days, 17:59:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/16 19:22:31] CaptianObvious [686/1255] has come upon peta [767/939] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 19:20:18 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/18/16 07:24:28] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and David [353/3599] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and m00 [1768/3239] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 19:34:10] CaptianObvious ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 10:48:35 from level 99.
[02/18/16 22:12:28] CaptianObvious was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 05:06:35 towards level 99.
[02/19/16 00:25:20] lejah [183/1296] has come upon CaptianObvious [1027/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:27:08 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/19/16 08:59:41] CaptianObvious [945/1255] has come upon lejah [560/1296] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 11:26:09 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/19/16 18:44:55] lejah, kurvaanyad, and kocka [2305/3277] have team battled Joska, Fruit, and CaptianObvious [1985/3031] and won! 0 days, 11:16:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/16 22:31:05] CaptianObvious [29/1255] has come upon Crush [299/358] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 00:40:19 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/20/16 06:35:18] lejah [296/1327] has come upon CaptianObvious [1096/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 01:23:24 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/20/16 16:29:05] CaptianObvious [13/1255] has come upon GDI [242/1070] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 18:38:21 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/20/16 17:03:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 31 days, 10:26:28 toward level 99.
[02/21/16 13:37:52] kocka [848/1017] has come upon CaptianObvious [252/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 22:10:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/22/16 22:27:12] Ajvorl, peta, and endre [2350/3073] have team battled [Sanyi], GDI, and CaptianObvious [3052/3609] and lost! 0 days, 04:35:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/16 23:05:48] lejah, CaptianObvious, Sanyi, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/16 00:45:04] CaptianObvious ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:00:59 from level 99.
[02/23/16 20:01:26] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 14:20:05 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[02/24/16 14:36:54] d-__-b, Droid, and Crush [452/2018] have team battled CaptianObvious, Krisz, and Fruit [1108/2747] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/16 16:11:55] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 58 with their belt. 0 days, 01:38:01 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 99.
[02/24/16 19:48:24] David, kurvaanyad, and Krisz [1579/2790] have team battled Ajvorl, GDI, and CaptianObvious [1713/3590] and lost! 1 day, 01:55:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/16 16:18:10] lejah [799/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [459/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 22:15:42 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/26/16 00:58:28] peta, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/16 09:54:31] CaptianObvious was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:26:14 towards level 99.
[02/27/16 10:36:15] Ajvorl, David, and GDI [3037/3442] have team battled peta, 4R0N, and CaptianObvious [801/3350] and won! 0 days, 08:42:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/16 14:30:20] lejah, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [948/3982] have team battled kurvaanyad, endre, and Krisz [1019/2734] and lost! 2 days, 05:53:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/16 15:36:03] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 17:07:07 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[02/28/16 20:34:13] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:17:47 towards level 99.
[02/28/16 21:24:40] David [1033/1107] has come upon CaptianObvious [297/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 16:24:28 is removed from David's clock.
[02/29/16 13:49:05] lejah [145/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [1198/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:06:56 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/29/16 19:51:04] lejah [727/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [473/1255] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 05:51:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/01/16 07:01:37] CaptianObvious, lejah, and kurvaanyad [1442/3560] have team battled kocka, peta, and Ajvorl [1991/3239] and lost! 0 days, 21:46:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/16 09:01:09] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/16 01:24:15] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, endre, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/16 01:33:13] Kiinga [50/814] has come upon CaptianObvious [2/1255] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 16:22:37 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/03/16 15:00:04] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 16:37:08 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[03/04/16 04:03:01] Krisz [371/744] has come upon CaptianObvious [999/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:58:14 is added to Krisz's clock.
[03/04/16 14:20:58] lejah [465/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [708/1255] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 11:35:31 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/04/16 14:47:31] CaptianObvious was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:02:18 from level 99.
[03/04/16 17:21:57] lejah [66/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [677/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 05:35:32 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/05/16 13:28:24] CaptianObvious [574/1255] has come upon David [470/1107] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:18:21 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/05/16 20:29:02] CaptianObvious [205/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [521/1309] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:22:46 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/05/16 23:25:15] CaptianObvious was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:16:09 from level 99.
[03/06/16 11:29:04] 4R0N [367/1156] has come upon CaptianObvious [1079/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:44:37 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[03/06/16 20:38:54] lejah [516/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [8/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:36:18 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/07/16 12:29:04] lejah [332/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [154/1255] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:26:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/07/16 14:44:53] lejah [1232/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [1215/1255] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:04:36 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/07/16 16:08:53] Darwick [1354/1393] has come upon CaptianObvious [172/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 08:43:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/07/16 17:20:37] CaptianObvious met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:16 from level 99.
[03/07/16 19:46:38] CaptianObvious [609/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [1297/1372] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 09:03:18 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/08/16 02:48:53] lejah [228/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [766/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 12:56:35 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/08/16 17:53:52] lejah [740/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [806/1255] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 12:19:58 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/08/16 18:37:15] CaptianObvious [1094/1255] has come upon lejah [1317/1338] and realized it was a bad decision! 18 days, 06:56:39 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/09/16 14:06:13] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 127 with their belt. 0 days, 01:39:40 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 100.
[03/10/16 08:36:02] lejah, Joska, and Krisz [429/3253] have team battled CaptianObvious, Crush, and sajtoscsiga [1578/2379] and lost! 0 days, 02:20:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/16 09:50:07] CaptianObvious, endre, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/16 10:29:03] CaptianObvious [522/1255] has come upon Krisz [177/744] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 15:31:09 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/11/16 00:44:51] kocka, m00, and 4R0N [2367/3352] have team battled CaptianObvious, David, and Kiinga [1133/3176] and won! 1 day, 18:16:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/16 01:29:03] CaptianObvious [614/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [734/1372] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 14:49:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/11/16 12:47:54] GDI [47/1067] has come upon CaptianObvious [1013/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 15:00:40 is added to GDI's clock.
[03/12/16 04:39:31] CaptianObvious [1171/1255] has come upon sajtoscsiga [311/584] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 17:21:38 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/12/16 07:10:58] CaptianObvious, sajtoscsiga, and Darwick [1899/3232] have team battled Joska, Crush, and Ajvorl [1225/3015] and won! 1 day, 09:06:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/16 21:26:45] lejah [803/1338] has come upon CaptianObvious [1252/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 15:18:42 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/13/16 10:27:18] CaptianObvious was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:26:26 from level 100.
[03/13/16 16:47:56] Crush [2/579] has come upon CaptianObvious [917/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:33:36 is added to Crush's clock.
[03/13/16 23:29:02] CaptianObvious [217/1255] has come upon lejah [1101/1338] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 22:53:14 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/14/16 14:29:06] endre [139/1023] has come upon CaptianObvious [861/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 23:41:29 is added to endre's clock.
[03/15/16 00:29:05] CaptianObvious [778/1255] has come upon GDI [225/1067] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 05:55:34 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/15/16 13:12:20] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 180 damage. 0 days, 01:39:55 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 100.
[03/15/16 20:34:16] CaptianObvious [974/1255] has come upon kurvaanyad [3/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 06:33:56 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/16/16 21:29:06] CaptianObvious [1024/1255] has come upon peta [533/1010] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 08:12:42 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/17/16 16:35:04] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 00:37:42 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[03/17/16 16:35:04] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 91 damage. 0 days, 01:39:28 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 100.
[03/17/16 21:02:20] CaptianObvious was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:16:06 from level 100.
[03/18/16 05:05:11] GDI, CaptianObvious, endre, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/16 05:08:54] CaptianObvious [287/1255] has come upon GDI [368/1067] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 05:40:09 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/18/16 05:47:06] CaptianObvious [410/1255] has come upon GDI [536/1067] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 19:48:50 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/19/16 04:29:06] sajtoscsiga [4/584] has come upon CaptianObvious [46/1255] in a drunken stoopor and had their ass knocked out in a slapfight! 0 days, 09:31:03 is added to sajtoscsiga's clock.
[03/19/16 08:18:18] CaptianObvious saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:02:42 from level 100.
[03/20/16 18:23:57] CaptianObvious, kocka, d-__-b, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/16 15:59:28] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 72. 0 days, 01:39:48 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 100.
[03/22/16 10:58:21] GDI, CaptianObvious, d-__-b, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/16 08:29:05] CaptianObvious [937/1255] has come upon sajtoscsiga [69/584] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 11:38:29 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/23/16 12:01:08] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 20:51:30 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[03/23/16 16:03:36] m00, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/16 20:54:47] CaptianObvious got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:59:06 from level 100.
[03/25/16 08:59:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 1 day, 02:12:46 toward level 100.
[03/25/16 12:17:09] CaptianObvious set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:45 from level 100.
[03/26/16 13:45:07] CaptianObvious was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:58:30 from level 100.
[03/27/16 23:23:28] CaptianObvious [222/1255] has come upon m00 [14/1017] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 02:00:42 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/27/16 23:24:45] CaptianObvious [962/1255] has come upon m00 [845/1017] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:45:49 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/28/16 12:16:27] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:28:50 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[03/28/16 15:57:00] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 37. 0 days, 01:39:18 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 100.
[03/29/16 12:07:32] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:34:07 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[03/29/16 15:48:04] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 17 with their belt. 0 days, 01:39:48 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 100.
[03/30/16 09:15:58] CaptianObvious [1044/1255] has come upon d-__-b [361/1046] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 05:35:09 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/30/16 11:58:34] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 33 days, 23:09:11 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[03/31/16 02:21:39] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:07:36 towards level 101.
[03/31/16 10:57:55] CaptianObvious lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:12:29 from level 101.
[04/01/16 03:29:05] endre [392/1017] has come upon CaptianObvious [111/1255] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 13:57:59 is removed from endre's clock.
[04/01/16 11:40:46] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 10:22:36 is removed from their time toward level 101.
[04/01/16 11:49:39] CaptianObvious was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:16:37 from level 101.
[04/01/16 18:29:06] Crush [128/613] has come upon CaptianObvious [858/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:45:40 is added to Crush's clock.
[04/02/16 04:40:07] CaptianObvious [272/1255] has come upon Crush [579/613] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:56:40 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/02/16 23:25:18] endre [535/985] has come upon CaptianObvious [78/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 13:05:29 is removed from endre's clock.
[04/03/16 09:17:06] Ajvorl [1001/1265] has come upon CaptianObvious [243/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 19:05:30 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[04/03/16 14:47:47] Droid [416/833] has come upon CaptianObvious [1047/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:46:01 is added to Droid's clock.
[04/06/16 04:44:20] 4R0N, Darwick, and m00 [2832/3507] have team battled Kiinga, CaptianObvious, and Crush [222/2701] and won! 1 day, 04:07:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 05:50:33] CaptianObvious [1175/1255] has come upon GDI [93/1075] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 02:23:19 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/07/16 08:52:42] Darwick [533/1382] has come upon CaptianObvious [486/1255] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 23:36:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/08/16 12:33:34] sajtoscsiga, Krisz, and Kiinga [337/2524] have team battled Joska, [Sanyi], and CaptianObvious [1589/3763] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/16 14:19:18] m00, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [772/3647] have team battled gyilkos, endre, and Droid [631/2768] and won! 2 days, 10:56:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/16 04:36:05] CaptianObvious [149/1255] has come upon peta [730/981] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:33:53 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/10/16 04:45:33] [Sanyi] [4/1348] has come upon CaptianObvious [192/1255] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 08:17:28 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/10/16 15:36:28] CaptianObvious [549/1255] has come upon peta [365/981] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 12:32:46 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/10/16 20:22:14] peta, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/16 23:04:01] CaptianObvious [662/1255] has come upon Sanyi [232/1134] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:38:04 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/11/16 01:00:22] CaptianObvious [137/1255] has come upon peta [374/981] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 07:35:07 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/11/16 13:35:33] CaptianObvious ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:48:57 from level 101.
[04/13/16 22:22:03] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and Krisz [256/3462] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and 4R0N [1807/3632] and lost! 1 day, 23:11:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/16 04:52:47] CaptianObvious [378/1255] has come upon kocka [193/1031] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 21:09:07 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/16/16 01:01:37] endre [648/939] has come upon CaptianObvious [606/1255] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 08:19:42 is removed from endre's clock.
[04/16/16 01:01:37] endre has dealt CaptianObvious a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:22:59 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/16/16 10:06:57] CaptianObvious [1225/1255] has come upon GDI [505/1069] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 15:45:09 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/16/16 10:06:57] CaptianObvious [1021/1255] has come upon GDI [486/1069] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 23:48:51 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/16/16 16:43:21] gyilkos [291/994] has come upon CaptianObvious [483/1255] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:26:44 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/16/16 18:59:41] Sanyi, GDI, and Krisz [157/3064] have team battled peta, Crush, and CaptianObvious [884/2874] and lost! 0 days, 16:29:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/16 01:57:03] Crush, CaptianObvious, 4R0N, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/16 07:43:19] d-__-b [85/1042] has come upon CaptianObvious [799/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 11:32:51 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[04/17/16 10:08:59] 4R0N, [Sanyi], and CaptianObvious [912/3704] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and endre [2921/2964] and lost! 0 days, 17:30:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/16 13:19:38] Droid [815/835] has come upon CaptianObvious [196/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:24:50 is removed from Droid's clock.
[04/18/16 05:04:04] CaptianObvious was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:14 towards level 101.
[04/18/16 08:43:22] DarwickAK [835/1367] has come upon CaptianObvious [53/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:36:41 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/16 11:10:58] CaptianObvious stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:33 towards level 101.
[04/19/16 15:21:28] CaptianObvious [209/1255] has come upon Crush [565/638] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:19:41 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/20/16 04:10:56] Crush, [Sanyi], and CaptianObvious [2889/3241] have team battled endre, m00, and peta [2529/2945] and won! 0 days, 07:06:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/16 17:34:50] CaptianObvious [141/1255] has come upon [Sanyi] [826/1348] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:44:54 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/21/16 04:31:28] CaptianObvious, 4R0N, and Krisz [2135/3208] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and Droid [1526/2972] and won! 0 days, 08:48:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/16 14:31:03] Joska, m00, and kocka [2520/3216] have team battled DarwickAK, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [624/3450] and won! 0 days, 02:56:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/16 18:08:58] CaptianObvious, endre, and [Sanyi] [2122/3542] have team battled Kiinga, d-__-b, and Crush [150/2508] and won! 0 days, 04:18:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/16 19:06:01] Sanyi, GDI, and CaptianObvious [2191/3467] have team battled d-__-b, endre, and m00 [459/3006] and won! 0 days, 03:10:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/16 12:23:45] susmus [25/102] has come upon CaptianObvious [1171/1255] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:00:33 is added to susmus's clock.
[04/22/16 20:22:05] CaptianObvious [290/1255] has come upon m00 [896/1025] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:10:33 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/23/16 14:18:17] CaptianObvious [285/1255] has come upon kurvaanyad [905/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:06:34 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/23/16 23:20:17] CaptianObvious [567/1255] has come upon kocka [354/1031] and rocked it! 22 days, 19:05:30 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/24/16 11:16:27] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 18:03:13 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[04/24/16 13:25:56] GDI, kurvaanyad, and m00 [1165/3259] have team battled CaptianObvious, Krisz, and DarwickAK [3072/3474] and lost! 7 days, 05:37:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/16 18:51:59] endre [292/939] has come upon CaptianObvious [885/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 18:22:16 is added to endre's clock.
[04/25/16 22:32:10] kocka [740/1031] has come upon CaptianObvious [110/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 13:30:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/26/16 07:07:07] CaptianObvious walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:00:03 from level 102.
[04/26/16 14:39:31] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 21:01:16 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[04/27/16 09:12:34] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:21:59 from level 102.
[04/27/16 18:21:38] CaptianObvious [215/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [691/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 04:16:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/28/16 13:27:40] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [2735/3970] have team battled endre, susmus, and kocka [1783/2398] and won! 0 days, 06:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/16 16:08:12] CaptianObvious [18/1255] has come upon [Sanyi] [11/1348] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 16 days, 14:27:11 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/28/16 19:40:36] m00, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [1512/3535] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [879/3414] and won! 0 days, 02:03:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/16 00:21:37] CaptianObvious [1088/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [225/1367] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 13:55:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/29/16 03:55:20] Sanyi [427/1143] has come upon CaptianObvious [416/1255] and gave em what was coming! 23 days, 01:05:29 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/29/16 22:05:20] CaptianObvious [360/1255] has come upon peta [876/986] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 21:45:58 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/30/16 02:41:21] CaptianObvious learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:05:47 towards level 102.
[05/01/16 04:43:30] susmus [389/460] has come upon CaptianObvious [657/1255] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:52:49 is added to susmus's clock.
[05/01/16 11:07:07] peta, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and d-__-b have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/16 18:30:52] Kiinga, endre, and gyilkos [2034/2760] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [566/3787] and won! 0 days, 16:17:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/16 08:21:36] CaptianObvious [1145/1255] has come upon IRPGbot [1258/1488] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 15:27:57 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/03/16 09:21:36] m00 [324/1029] has come upon CaptianObvious [104/1255] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 19:36:18 is removed from m00's clock.
[05/03/16 19:21:36] peta [701/986] has come upon CaptianObvious [894/1255] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 11:56:08 is added to peta's clock.
[05/04/16 09:47:58] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 21:32:14 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[05/04/16 20:21:39] peta [299/986] has come upon CaptianObvious [203/1255] and rocked it! 2 days, 15:19:00 is removed from peta's clock.
[05/05/16 23:37:53] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:17:20 towards level 102.
[05/06/16 07:21:35] CaptianObvious stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:36:38 towards level 102.
[05/08/16 01:03:55] susmus, Ajvorl, and Droid [711/2607] have team battled CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and Darwick [2030/3652] and lost! 0 days, 07:27:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/16 04:16:03] CaptianObvious, GDI, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/16 08:01:43] m00 [452/1029] has come upon CaptianObvious [335/1255] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:39:35 is removed from m00's clock.
[05/08/16 09:52:58] CaptianObvious [1026/1255] has come upon Krisz [711/852] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:02:30 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/09/16 20:43:02] CaptianObvious ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:25:30 from level 102.
[05/10/16 01:52:59] GDI [124/1069] has come upon CaptianObvious [291/1255] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:40:35 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/11/16 06:31:54] CaptianObvious, d-__-b, m00, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/16 12:52:58] CaptianObvious [407/1255] has come upon d-__-b [74/864] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:35:31 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/12/16 02:09:48] CaptianObvious [549/1255] has come upon GDI [153/1069] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:47:54 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/12/16 15:47:57] CaptianObvious fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:15:56 from level 102.
[05/12/16 17:29:26] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 09:47:36 is removed from their time toward level 102.
[05/14/16 00:52:57] Droid [29/839] has come upon CaptianObvious [974/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:56:36 is added to Droid's clock.
[05/15/16 03:01:48] CaptianObvious [83/1255] has come upon DarwickAK [369/1367] and realized it was a bad decision! 13 days, 19:51:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/15/16 08:27:51] DarwickAK [826/1367] has come upon CaptianObvious [937/1255] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:43:36 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/15/16 09:39:38] peta [146/993] has come upon CaptianObvious [566/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 05:40:07 is added to peta's clock.
[05/16/16 09:06:40] d-__-b [200/864] has come upon CaptianObvious [12/1255] and rocked it! 16 days, 07:05:29 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[05/17/16 16:44:37] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 18 damage. 0 days, 01:42:10 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 103.
[05/19/16 20:07:03] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 44 days, 14:26:55 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[05/20/16 09:17:15] CaptianObvious discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:27:39 towards level 103.
[01/01/17 19:37:42] CaptianObvious [0/1] has come upon [Sanyi] [750/1340] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:01:35 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/01/17 20:48:00] CaptianObvious [13/16] has come upon kurvaanyad [739/1177] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:03:21 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/01/17 21:36:43] CaptianObvious [17/38] has come upon peta [479/1009] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:04:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/01/17 22:41:57] CaptianObvious [5/57] has come upon Joska [729/1345] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:05:42 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/01/17 23:02:46] CaptianObvious [36/57] has come upon gyilkos [551/1283] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:03:54 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/01/17 23:29:35] CaptianObvious [32/63] has come upon Kiinga [42/1039] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:06:10 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 06:11:44] CaptianObvious [75/124] has come upon Kiinga [154/1039] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:15:02 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:12:05] CaptianObvious [45/208] has come upon David [1081/1197] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:42:16 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:12:10] CaptianObvious [10/208] has come upon Ajvorl [704/1339] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:57:12 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:12:15] CaptianObvious [27/211] has come upon Sanyi [176/1255] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:20:35 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:12:20] CaptianObvious [200/224] has come upon endre [536/852] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:22:29 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:12:33] CaptianObvious [107/225] has come upon Sanyi [415/1255] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:48:26 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:13:05] CaptianObvious [189/235] has come upon kurvaanyad [858/1177] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:58:24 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:13:13] CaptianObvious [58/235] has come upon Darwick [1012/1186] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:25:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:13:27] CaptianObvious [69/295] has come upon DarwickAK [286/1266] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:49:16 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:13:36] CaptianObvious [39/319] has come upon kocka [1016/1245] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:04:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:13:49] CaptianObvious [277/319] has come upon IRPGbot [117/1489] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:27:59 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:13:54] CaptianObvious [165/319] has come upon endre [780/852] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:53:09 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:13:58] CaptianObvious [122/335] has come upon [Sanyi] [972/1340] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:48:29 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:14:12] CaptianObvious [269/360] has come upon kurvaanyad [957/1177] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:34:38 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:14:21] CaptianObvious [247/396] has come upon Sanyi [85/1255] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 11:43:36 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:14:21] CaptianObvious has dealt Sanyi a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:43:30 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/02/17 11:14:30] CaptianObvious [134/396] has come upon Droid [393/1164] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:41:26 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:14:39] CaptianObvious [139/396] has come upon endre [828/852] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:09:42 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:14:48] CaptianObvious [132/396] has come upon Darwick [972/1186] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:43:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:15:05] CaptianObvious [409/419] has come upon Darwick [101/1186] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:57:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:15:58] CaptianObvious [387/419] has come upon peta [997/1009] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:44:24 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:16:11] CaptianObvious [160/419] has come upon gyilkos [311/1283] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 16:44:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:16:52] CaptianObvious [115/446] has come upon gyilkos [168/1283] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:25:43 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:17:01] CaptianObvious [228/446] has come upon kocka [1181/1245] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:12:41 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:17:19] CaptianObvious [72/454] has come upon Kiinga [364/1039] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 21:31:47 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:17:33] CaptianObvious [418/454] has come upon Sanyi [1173/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:19:34 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:17:42] CaptianObvious [229/456] has come upon Sanyi [697/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:10:42 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:18:18] CaptianObvious [310/456] has come upon GDI [124/1193] and rocked it! 2 days, 21:36:44 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:18:50] CaptianObvious [278/505] has come upon endre [444/852] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 17:46:02 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:19:34] CaptianObvious [316/505] has come upon [Sanyi] [502/1340] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 03:40:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:19:57] CaptianObvious [113/528] has come upon Sanyi [96/1255] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 12:39:27 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:20:10] CaptianObvious [150/528] has come upon IRPGbot [71/1489] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 14:55:34 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:20:19] CaptianObvious [363/556] has come upon GDI [324/1193] and rocked it! 6 days, 02:12:36 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:20:33] CaptianObvious [276/556] has come upon endre [364/852] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 15:43:33 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:21:04] CaptianObvious [373/556] has come upon IRPGbot [627/1489] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:21:32] CaptianObvious [281/556] has come upon endre [718/852] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 22:02:39 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:21:40] CaptianObvious [83/556] has come upon Joska [797/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 16:55:52 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:22:02] CaptianObvious [469/556] has come upon IRPGbot [1095/1489] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 09:53:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:22:20] CaptianObvious [354/556] has come upon David [731/1197] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 03:24:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:22:34] CaptianObvious [551/556] has come upon IRPGbot [602/1489] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 05:14:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:29:24] CaptianObvious [35/556] has come upon Darwick [454/1186] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 00:58:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:29:46] CaptianObvious [446/556] has come upon Sanyi [1103/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 05:03:43 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:29:51] CaptianObvious [95/556] has come upon GDI [1038/1193] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 19:53:54 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:30:00] CaptianObvious [512/556] has come upon kocka [203/1245] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 17:32:32 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:32:56] CaptianObvious [0/556] has come upon gyilkos [522/1283] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 17:18:07 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:33:05] CaptianObvious [379/556] has come upon endre [220/852] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 03:03:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:33:13] CaptianObvious [11/572] has come upon endre [502/852] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 21:03:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:34:29] CaptianObvious [161/572] has come upon Sanyi [641/1255] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 05:32:31 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 12:59:14] CaptianObvious [7/572] has come upon endre [308/852] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 13:16:28 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/03/17 05:04:35] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 118. 0 days, 01:10:55 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 71.
[01/03/17 08:59:15] CaptianObvious [472/572] has come upon Ajvorl [558/1339] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 05:12:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/03/17 16:21:21] CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [580/2962] have team battled Darwick, David, and Droid [1049/3547] and lost! 10 days, 20:32:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/17 04:38:28] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [1678/3177] have team battled GDI, Droid, and David [3369/3554] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/17 04:55:32] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 49 days, 17:20:04 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[01/04/17 08:36:03] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 116 damage. 0 days, 01:10:02 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 71.
[01/04/17 14:56:02] CaptianObvious found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:39:22 towards level 71.
[01/04/17 19:36:33] CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and GDI [2852/3100] have team battled DarwickAK, David, and [Sanyi] [1034/3841] and won! 0 days, 00:08:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 11:10:08] CaptianObvious has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:51:00 from level 71.
[01/05/17 20:59:14] CaptianObvious [468/732] has come upon Droid [115/1164] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 07:06:15 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 06:59:11] CaptianObvious [143/732] has come upon David [376/1211] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 19:27:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 08:18:05] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 3. 0 days, 01:10:29 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 71.
[01/06/17 10:13:52] CaptianObvious [365/732] has come upon kocka [1211/1227] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 04:04:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 11:59:10] GDI [35/1193] has come upon CaptianObvious [254/732] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 18:34:59 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/06/17 15:13:27] CaptianObvious [543/732] has come upon Ajvorl [1204/1346] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 13:34:16 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:13:32] CaptianObvious [55/732] has come upon Joska [652/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 07:51:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:13:36] CaptianObvious [87/732] has come upon Ajvorl [1008/1346] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 20:17:28 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:13:41] CaptianObvious [3/756] has come upon endre [467/852] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 15:03:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:13:54] CaptianObvious [366/762] has come upon Droid [555/1164] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 12:26:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:13:59] CaptianObvious [233/762] has come upon IRPGbot [1086/1497] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 14:50:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:14:03] CaptianObvious [266/762] has come upon gyilkos [750/1283] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 10:06:07 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:14:08] CaptianObvious [490/762] has come upon kocka [745/1227] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 21:49:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:14:12] CaptianObvious [736/762] has come upon endre [549/852] and gave em what was coming! 18 days, 16:17:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:14:17] CaptianObvious [507/781] has come upon Sanyi [1054/1263] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 22:20:31 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:15:07] CaptianObvious [22/781] has come upon David [597/1211] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 13:00:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:15:11] CaptianObvious [140/781] has come upon David [492/1211] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 15:53:01 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:15:20] CaptianObvious [572/781] has come upon peta [608/1012] and got flexed on in combat! 10 days, 23:27:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:15:43] CaptianObvious [651/781] has come upon Joska [907/1345] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 03:03:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:17:00] CaptianObvious [188/781] has come upon Ajvorl [630/1346] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 12:36:40 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:17:45] CaptianObvious [208/781] has come upon DarwickAK [538/1266] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 22:49:19 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:17:58] CaptianObvious [664/781] has come upon gyilkos [561/1283] and rocked it! 23 days, 03:42:34 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:18:11] CaptianObvious [106/781] has come upon Droid [335/1164] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 19:38:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:18:24] CaptianObvious [709/781] has come upon Ajvorl [774/1346] and realized it was a bad decision! 11 days, 02:03:04 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:19:09] CaptianObvious [487/781] has come upon [Sanyi] [974/1378] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 19:53:54 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:19:14] CaptianObvious [527/781] has come upon Joska [931/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 04:15:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:19:18] CaptianObvious [380/781] has come upon Darwick [248/1162] and gave em what was coming! 24 days, 15:42:34 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:19:27] CaptianObvious [355/781] has come upon gyilkos [792/1283] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 03:22:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:19:59] CaptianObvious [48/781] has come upon Joska [479/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 15:03:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:20:12] CaptianObvious [710/781] has come upon Kiinga [1016/1070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 22:12:40 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:20:17] CaptianObvious [119/781] has come upon IRPGbot [1115/1497] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 14:50:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:20:21] CaptianObvious [39/781] has come upon endre [191/852] and realized it was a bad decision! 13 days, 01:51:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:20:26] CaptianObvious [542/781] has come upon [Sanyi] [184/1378] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 16:34:56 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:20:26] CaptianObvious has dealt [Sanyi] a Critical Strike! 18 days, 11:47:36 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/06/17 15:20:31] CaptianObvious [230/781] has come upon kurvaanyad [1098/1177] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 06:27:30 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:20:35] CaptianObvious [743/781] has come upon IRPGbot [61/1497] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 00:52:23 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:21:24] CaptianObvious [828/932] has come upon peta [661/1012] and rocked it! 23 days, 16:58:30 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:21:46] CaptianObvious [695/932] has come upon Droid [501/1164] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 16:06:07 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:21:51] CaptianObvious [450/932] has come upon kurvaanyad [12/1177] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 00:32:45 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:22:27] CaptianObvious [454/932] has come upon kocka [643/1227] and got flexed on in combat! 15 days, 01:39:30 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:22:45] CaptianObvious [749/932] has come upon IRPGbot [316/1497] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 00:52:23 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:22:49] CaptianObvious [808/932] has come upon gyilkos [1018/1283] and got flexed on in combat! 16 days, 08:25:19 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:22:53] CaptianObvious [270/932] has come upon endre [717/852] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 13:51:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:22:57] CaptianObvious [462/932] has come upon gyilkos [1120/1283] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 16:34:55 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:23:02] CaptianObvious [617/932] has come upon GDI [1075/1193] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 20:51:30 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:23:07] CaptianObvious [219/932] has come upon Droid [314/1164] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 00:26:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:23:11] CaptianObvious [48/943] has come upon endre [179/852] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 04:15:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:23:29] CaptianObvious [812/946] has come upon endre [12/852] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 14:08:19 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/07/17 13:21:58] Ajvorl, DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/17 14:11:57] Kiinga, GDI, and Sanyi [2538/3526] have team battled CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick [2236/3335] and won! 0 days, 21:24:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/17 04:19:39] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 06:54:31 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[01/08/17 18:59:12] CaptianObvious [582/946] has come upon [Sanyi] [1068/1378] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 03:47:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/08/17 23:56:27] CaptianObvious [944/946] has come upon DarwickAK [32/1266] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 12:08:51 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/08/17 23:59:14] CaptianObvious [267/946] has come upon gyilkos [545/1284] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 03:36:38 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/09/17 04:59:13] Kiinga [251/1070] has come upon CaptianObvious [750/946] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 10:22:45 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/09/17 11:09:28] CaptianObvious was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:25:35 from level 113.
[01/10/17 13:42:42] CaptianObvious [407/946] has come upon Ajvorl [706/1346] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 05:36:19 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/11/17 03:52:40] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 49. 0 days, 01:52:05 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 113.
[01/11/17 06:57:00] CaptianObvious [722/946] has come upon Ajvorl [742/1346] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 00:23:54 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/11/17 06:59:10] CaptianObvious [744/946] has come upon GDI [410/1193] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 13:39:00 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/12/17 02:00:20] endre, CaptianObvious, David, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/17 20:01:34] endre, CaptianObvious, Droid, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/17 20:32:27] CaptianObvious [425/946] has come upon peta [485/1005] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 06:26:04 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/13/17 03:34:44] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 22:51:31 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[01/13/17 23:42:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 4 days, 17:49:41 toward level 113.
[01/14/17 10:28:36] CaptianObvious discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:24 towards level 113.
[01/15/17 03:16:48] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 08:29:09 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[01/15/17 23:09:29] CaptianObvious [563/946] has come upon Ajvorl [686/1341] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 08:04:27 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/18/17 06:16:02] CaptianObvious, GDI, and gyilkos [2145/3423] have team battled endre, 4R0N, and peta [805/3122] and won! 2 days, 01:39:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/17 07:11:55] CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and Hunger [1133/3122] have team battled peta, Kiinga, and Darwick [1651/3237] and lost! 1 day, 15:32:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/17 18:40:44] CaptianObvious walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:03:34 from level 113.
[01/19/17 01:18:11] Darwick, endre, and peta [175/3044] have team battled CaptianObvious, Hunger, and GDI [463/3031] and lost! 1 day, 07:12:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/17 02:35:20] peta, CaptianObvious, endre, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/17 21:07:05] Hunger, peta, and endre [2679/2774] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and Kiinga [1363/3178] and won! 1 day, 04:27:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/17 23:45:25] CaptianObvious [238/946] has come upon Joska [405/1397] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:55:12 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/20/17 15:39:50] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 14:49:43 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[01/21/17 08:39:11] CaptianObvious had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:17:41 towards level 113.
[01/22/17 08:47:36] CaptianObvious was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:45 from level 113.
[01/22/17 17:36:56] CaptianObvious, GDI, and Droid [11/3311] have team battled Sanyi, Ajvorl, and Kiinga [359/3674] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/17 21:45:25] Kiinga [314/1070] has come upon CaptianObvious [692/946] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:31:56 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/23/17 02:11:31] CaptianObvious got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:10 from level 113.
[01/23/17 03:17:17] CaptianObvious, Hunger, [Sanyi], and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/17 08:43:12] CaptianObvious grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:59 towards level 113.
[01/23/17 18:05:49] Hunger [373/892] has come upon CaptianObvious [745/946] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:12:15 is added to Hunger's clock.
[01/23/17 21:23:25] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:21 towards level 113.
[01/24/17 06:18:37] CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and kocka [505/3457] have team battled peta, Kiinga, and Ajvorl [1240/3416] and lost! 0 days, 06:53:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/17 03:23:14] Kiinga, Hunger, and peta [1549/2967] have team battled Ajvorl, David, and CaptianObvious [368/3533] and won! 0 days, 19:44:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/17 23:38:56] CaptianObvious [670/946] has come upon kurvaanyad [815/1202] and realized it was a bad decision! 16 days, 12:13:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/27/17 01:21:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 32 days, 00:39:16 toward level 114.
[01/27/17 21:45:24] kocka [759/1244] has come upon CaptianObvious [706/946] and rocked it! 1 day, 00:55:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/28/17 07:45:24] CaptianObvious [107/946] has come upon kurvaanyad [988/1202] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 15:39:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/29/17 17:59:25] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 36 days, 02:15:33 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[01/30/17 03:28:00] CaptianObvious [417/946] has come upon David [516/1262] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 07:51:38 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/30/17 07:07:19] GDI, Droid, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/17 20:45:27] peta [469/1005] has come upon CaptianObvious [4/946] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 11:24:27 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/31/17 20:45:27] peta has dealt CaptianObvious a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:31:56 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/01/17 08:48:27] Ajvorl, Kiinga, CaptianObvious, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/17 11:45:27] CaptianObvious [358/946] has come upon Hunger [126/892] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 00:20:03 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/03/17 20:15:58] kurvaanyad, peta, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/17 20:16:12] CaptianObvious [259/946] has come upon kurvaanyad [747/1202] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 17:51:21 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/03/17 21:12:21] CaptianObvious [267/946] has come upon kurvaanyad [95/1202] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 20:39:02 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/04/17 02:52:04] 4R0N [645/1240] has come upon CaptianObvious [162/946] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 05:46:19 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[02/05/17 10:45:24] [Sanyi] [845/1358] has come upon CaptianObvious [600/946] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 01:10:05 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/05/17 12:23:09] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos [831/3512] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and GDI [1316/3795] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/17 21:01:51] CaptianObvious invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:43 towards level 114.
[02/06/17 10:55:39] Hunger, GDI, and Sanyi [875/3358] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and kocka [289/3392] and won! 0 days, 05:46:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/17 13:50:34] Ajvorl, Darwick, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/17 23:46:59] Ajvorl [402/1341] has come upon CaptianObvious [115/946] and fucked they ass up! 26 days, 22:20:33 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[02/06/17 23:46:59] Ajvorl has dealt CaptianObvious a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:02:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/07/17 08:08:38] CaptianObvious [805/946] has come upon gyilkos [559/1284] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 14:44:22 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/08/17 03:31:40] CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [1097/3586] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and endre [684/3243] and won! 0 days, 11:21:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/17 10:15:29] CaptianObvious was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:31 towards level 114.
[02/08/17 18:45:25] Ajvorl [1118/1341] has come upon CaptianObvious [901/946] and rocked it! 17 days, 22:39:42 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[02/09/17 00:10:21] David [356/1262] has come upon CaptianObvious [677/955] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 09:34:48 is added to David's clock.
[02/09/17 05:23:47] kocka [1199/1259] has come upon CaptianObvious [537/955] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 06:58:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/09/17 06:21:10] CaptianObvious [338/955] has come upon DarwickAK [117/1282] and rocked it! 1 day, 14:59:33 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/10/17 00:49:39] endre, [Sanyi], and peta [2764/3247] have team battled kurvaanyad, Hunger, and CaptianObvious [1420/3049] and won! 2 days, 11:31:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/17 07:09:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CaptianObvious with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 07:12:54 from level 114.
[02/11/17 08:33:53] naosz [89/341] has come upon CaptianObvious [86/955] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:03:12 is removed from naosz's clock.
[02/11/17 10:54:34] kurvaanyad, gyilkos, Ajvorl, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/17 20:50:40] CaptianObvious [422/955] has come upon naosz [258/441] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:57:38 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/11/17 21:19:59] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:06:27 from level 114.
[02/12/17 13:21:41] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:26 towards level 114.
[02/13/17 13:12:43] CaptianObvious [274/969] has come upon DarwickAK [615/1286] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 17:03:44 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/14/17 04:52:10] CaptianObvious was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:41:02 towards level 115.
[02/14/17 15:12:50] endre, DarwickAK, and Droid [334/3348] have team battled kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], and CaptianObvious [733/3532] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/17 21:51:39] CaptianObvious got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 23:07:40 from level 115.
[02/15/17 12:00:46] CaptianObvious [76/969] has come upon naosz [15/552] and rocked it! 8 days, 10:18:18 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/15/17 12:00:46] CaptianObvious has dealt naosz a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:33:10 is added to naosz's clock.
[03/03/17 22:32:23] peta, Qpe, and Joska [2868/2921] have team battled CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and kocka [2795/3306] and won! 0 days, 05:53:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/17 10:04:20] CaptianObvious [568/969] has come upon pub [353/493] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 11:53:49 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/04/17 22:28:00] CaptianObvious found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:39:15 towards level 115.
[03/05/17 07:49:10] David [577/1268] has come upon CaptianObvious [605/969] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 07:23:43 is added to David's clock.
[03/05/17 12:55:48] CaptianObvious [494/969] has come upon kocka [784/1093] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 15 days, 23:57:20 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/06/17 00:16:33] peta [450/946] has come upon CaptianObvious [677/969] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 21:04:19 is added to peta's clock.
[03/06/17 13:55:46] CaptianObvious [488/969] has come upon GDI [432/1188] and gave em what was coming! 31 days, 15:04:50 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/06/17 19:39:45] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 04:12:59 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[03/07/17 01:29:16] CaptianObvious got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:50:22 towards level 115.
[03/07/17 06:58:49] GDI, kocka, and Qpe [2401/2836] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [2614/3526] and lost! 0 days, 06:30:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/17 14:55:47] Sanyi [367/1271] has come upon CaptianObvious [504/969] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 08:01:35 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/08/17 14:40:59] peta [719/976] has come upon CaptianObvious [939/969] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 19:11:41 is added to peta's clock.
[03/10/17 02:55:46] CaptianObvious [887/969] has come upon naosz [510/698] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 22:08:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/10/17 07:55:47] CaptianObvious [173/969] has come upon Darwick [706/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 00:37:17 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/10/17 19:03:46] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 02:43:01 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[03/12/17 06:41:31] gyilkos [1051/1284] has come upon CaptianObvious [450/969] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 02:55:29 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/12/17 10:07:28] CaptianObvious, pub, and Joska [2667/2933] have team battled Hunger, luI, and Kiinga [403/2671] and won! 0 days, 08:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/17 15:05:19] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 19:49:00 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[03/12/17 18:45:51] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 16. 0 days, 01:54:10 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 115.
[03/13/17 14:56:20] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 8 damage. 0 days, 01:54:48 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 115.
[03/14/17 03:38:53] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/17 09:07:07] CaptianObvious had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:09 towards level 115.
[03/22/17 11:13:14] CaptianObvious [209/969] has come upon Joska [1269/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:26:37 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/22/17 23:12:55] naosz [482/698] has come upon CaptianObvious [391/969] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 20:30:04 is removed from naosz's clock.
[03/24/17 01:51:02] CaptianObvious fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! CaptianObvious's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/24/17 07:27:31] pub [451/642] has come upon CaptianObvious [30/957] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:00:02 is removed from pub's clock.
[03/25/17 00:16:38] Sanyi, Joska, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/17 04:13:11] Qpe [519/600] has come upon CaptianObvious [647/957] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:38:54 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/25/17 08:48:34] CaptianObvious met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:08:41 from level 115.
[03/26/17 04:12:33] CaptianObvious [710/957] has come upon peta [371/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:41:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/26/17 11:13:13] Qpe [403/626] has come upon CaptianObvious [647/957] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 09:02:49 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/28/17 02:30:29] endre, Sanyi, [Sanyi], and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/17 15:40:41] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 10:05:18 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[03/29/17 00:24:52] [Sanyi], Darwick, and gyilkos [1784/3709] have team battled David, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious [432/3579] and won! 1 day, 01:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/17 18:11:20] CaptianObvious, Hunger, and naosz [461/2570] have team battled Joska, peta, and luI [2603/3124] and lost! 0 days, 02:39:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/17 19:12:12] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 174. 0 days, 01:54:56 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 115.
[03/30/17 00:34:47] DarwickAK, Hunger, peta, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/30/17 05:29:26] Qpe, gyilkos, and endre [2533/2805] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and CaptianObvious [2932/3430] and lost! 0 days, 02:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/17 22:45:51] luI, peta, naosz, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/17 15:13:48] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:22:31 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[03/31/17 18:54:19] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 151 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:54:35 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 115.
[03/31/17 20:48:24] CaptianObvious [539/978] has come upon Darwick [442/1063] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 01:06:54 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/01/17 14:22:34] [Sanyi] [1232/1359] has come upon CaptianObvious [152/978] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 20:25:21 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/01/17 17:10:18] Kiinga, GDI, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/17 17:17:43] CaptianObvious [489/978] has come upon GDI [1215/1229] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:30:35 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/02/17 23:15:18] CaptianObvious [440/978] has come upon Ajvorl [140/1418] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:17:28 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/03/17 00:02:29] CaptianObvious [240/978] has come upon David [1187/1249] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 16:10:03 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/03/17 14:09:24] CaptianObvious [278/978] has come upon [Sanyi] [745/1359] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 02:31:53 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/04/17 14:37:46] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 48 days, 01:46:03 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[04/05/17 01:15:16] CaptianObvious [676/978] has come upon Ajvorl [534/1418] and rocked it! 23 days, 23:39:47 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/07/17 19:14:50] naosz [370/678] has come upon CaptianObvious [161/978] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 13:07:14 is removed from naosz's clock.
[04/07/17 23:32:30] CaptianObvious [196/978] has come upon Qpe [528/627] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 15:36:27 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/08/17 04:32:28] luI [316/720] has come upon CaptianObvious [588/978] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:52:53 is added to luI's clock.
[04/08/17 19:32:28] 4R0N [630/1240] has come upon CaptianObvious [928/978] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 17:11:23 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[04/09/17 07:34:45] CaptianObvious grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:55:01 towards level 116.
[04/09/17 16:40:13] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, pub, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/17 19:02:09] pub [26/662] has come upon CaptianObvious [355/978] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:36:56 is added to pub's clock.
[04/10/17 01:56:24] naosz, CaptianObvious, and GDI [168/2885] have team battled 4R0N, Sanyi, and Qpe [2923/3260] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/17 16:44:45] CaptianObvious, naosz, pub, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/17 21:16:08] CaptianObvious had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:41:05 towards level 116.
[04/10/17 21:32:29] CaptianObvious [848/978] has come upon Kiinga [450/1070] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 06:53:47 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/11/17 08:10:26] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:26:11 towards level 116.
[04/11/17 11:06:52] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 21:43:38 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[04/11/17 15:28:57] DarwickAK [763/1295] has come upon CaptianObvious [421/978] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:39:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/13/17 09:56:21] CaptianObvious found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:55:52 towards level 116.
[04/13/17 13:26:23] DarwickAK, luI, and GDI [269/3283] have team battled CaptianObvious, pub, and Joska [104/3047] and won! 0 days, 09:53:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/17 16:32:27] CaptianObvious [95/939] has come upon Ajvorl [822/1418] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 10:03:07 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/26/17 12:32:26] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 18:38:04 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[04/26/17 12:32:26] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 347 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:55:33 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 116.
[04/26/17 12:32:30] endre [838/891] has come upon CaptianObvious [391/939] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 06:05:14 is removed from endre's clock.
[04/27/17 03:15:10] peta, kocka, and Droid [1119/3207] have team battled Ajvorl, naosz, and CaptianObvious [800/3054] and won! 0 days, 08:47:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/17 03:32:27] CaptianObvious [745/939] has come upon gyilkos [560/1287] and rocked it! 7 days, 03:32:27 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/27/17 12:23:28] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 34. 0 days, 01:55:52 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 116.
[04/27/17 13:22:08] Sanyi [1220/1398] has come upon CaptianObvious [853/939] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 18:49:06 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/27/17 21:08:47] naosz [587/697] has come upon CaptianObvious [121/939] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 01:56:58 is removed from naosz's clock.
[04/28/17 13:14:05] CaptianObvious [266/939] has come upon gyilkos [573/1287] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 15:00:35 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/29/17 10:32:29] pub [467/674] has come upon CaptianObvious [459/939] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:33:04 is removed from pub's clock.
[04/30/17 11:52:25] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, pub, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/17 04:00:03] Kiinga [1074/1077] has come upon CaptianObvious [727/939] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 16:18:35 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[05/01/17 08:07:00] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 22:54:42 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[05/01/17 09:37:18] Sanyi, CaptianObvious, 4R0N, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/17 03:33:49] Darwick [369/1063] has come upon CaptianObvious [630/939] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 21:58:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/08/17 00:17:53] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:56:11 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[05/09/17 05:33:53] Sanyi [1131/1409] has come upon CaptianObvious [628/939] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 07:43:41 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[05/09/17 16:43:30] CaptianObvious [595/939] has come upon Sanyi [1051/1409] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:22:46 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/10/17 03:34:16] CaptianObvious [125/939] has come upon GDI [392/1280] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 10:52:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/10/17 06:33:51] CaptianObvious [360/939] has come upon Darwick [1062/1063] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:17:22 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/09/17 03:31:33] GDI [1105/1293] has come upon CaptianObvious [541/939] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 11:24:53 is removed from GDI's clock.
[08/09/17 07:02:24] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:59:38 towards level 116.
[08/09/17 08:54:25] peta, kocka, and CaptianObvious [235/2977] have team battled Joska, Qpe, and Darwick [2462/3115] and lost! 2 days, 14:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/17 09:24:01] gyilkos [1163/1254] has come upon CaptianObvious [607/939] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 02:58:30 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/09/17 17:05:54] sirszabo [443/535] has come upon CaptianObvious [410/939] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 16:11:10 is removed from sirszabo's clock.
[08/10/17 03:05:55] [Sanyi] [1150/1458] has come upon CaptianObvious [391/939] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 20:08:04 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/11/17 04:49:31] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, pub, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/17 07:02:36] CaptianObvious EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:17:04 from level 116.
[08/12/17 03:18:39] CaptianObvious, sirszabo, Qpe, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/17 05:05:54] CaptianObvious [540/939] has come upon Joska [1056/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:47:54 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/12/17 07:08:42] CaptianObvious got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:11:24 from level 116.
[08/12/17 16:17:28] endre, GDI, and CaptianObvious [1327/3130] have team battled luI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [1347/3537] and lost! 1 day, 00:34:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/17 12:28:16] Qpe, pub, and 4R0N [1139/2672] have team battled CaptianObvious, [Sanyi], and peta [1616/3322] and lost! 1 day, 04:53:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/17 13:26:16] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 12:42:12 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[08/14/17 02:05:55] CaptianObvious [188/939] has come upon Darwick [182/1067] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 23:37:54 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/14/17 04:07:41] CaptianObvious got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:01:07 from level 116.
[08/14/17 12:05:55] Joska [171/1403] has come upon CaptianObvious [867/939] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 20:46:38 is added to Joska's clock.
[08/15/17 07:38:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CaptianObvious with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 00:23:28 from level 116.
[08/15/17 08:05:56] CaptianObvious [610/939] has come upon gyilkos [649/1271] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 18:03:10 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/15/17 18:33:24] CaptianObvious, Darwick, peta, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/17 18:33:24] Darwick [758/1067] has come upon CaptianObvious [395/939] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 13:58:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/17/17 05:05:54] CaptianObvious [504/939] has come upon Kiinga [292/1082] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 20:22:52 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/18/17 00:38:37] Kiinga, Qpe, and Joska [848/3162] have team battled gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and David [3355/3481] and lost! 3 days, 02:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/17 02:22:52] endre [520/898] has come upon CaptianObvious [614/939] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 17 days, 03:34:42 is added to endre's clock.
[08/19/17 12:32:18] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 52. 0 days, 01:55:08 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 116.
[08/20/17 07:35:35] sirszabo [227/535] has come upon CaptianObvious [385/939] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:19:45 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[08/20/17 12:23:25] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 15:46:10 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[08/20/17 13:22:33] pub, DarwickAK, and Joska [2414/3437] have team battled Darwick, CaptianObvious, and kocka [2012/3085] and won! 6 days, 09:49:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 18:05:56] sirszabo [282/547] has come upon CaptianObvious [429/939] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 08:58:07 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[08/21/17 12:14:24] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:39:37 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[08/21/17 13:45:47] CaptianObvious discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:27 towards level 116.
[08/21/17 14:32:22] CaptianObvious [385/939] has come upon luI [437/1040] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 11:52:09 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/22/17 20:05:54] CaptianObvious [182/939] has come upon pub [662/751] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 01:48:51 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[08/23/17 07:52:55] CaptianObvious was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:43:21 from level 117.
[08/25/17 11:38:29] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 04:12:49 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[08/26/17 06:31:09] CaptianObvious fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! CaptianObvious's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/27/17 07:40:03] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 30 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:56:14 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 117.
[08/27/17 16:26:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 45 days, 23:02:18 toward level 117.
[08/29/17 01:28:20] Joska, peta, and DarwickAK [1981/3655] have team battled David, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [1282/3471] and won! 5 days, 22:54:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/17 17:52:00] CaptianObvious, sirszabo, peta, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/17 07:13:08] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 23:25:47 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[08/30/17 23:05:55] endre [770/898] has come upon CaptianObvious [419/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 23:20:37 is removed from endre's clock.
[09/01/17 03:38:42] CaptianObvious [49/928] has come upon [Sanyi] [346/1469] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 09:25:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/02/17 00:22:11] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:58:42 towards level 117.
[09/02/17 10:26:40] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 21:49:00 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[09/02/17 19:43:36] CaptianObvious [809/928] has come upon Joska [313/1403] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 19:34:44 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/02/17 21:05:55] pub [310/806] has come upon CaptianObvious [259/928] and rocked it! 14 days, 23:03:30 is removed from pub's clock.
[09/03/17 01:38:35] CaptianObvious, endre, and gyilkos [805/3101] have team battled 4R0N, sirszabo, and Darwick [120/3130] and won! 0 days, 05:34:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/17 06:37:06] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 19:17:37 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[09/03/17 08:13:15] CaptianObvious was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:53:59 towards level 117.
[09/03/17 08:39:14] GDI, gyilkos, and 4R0N [2555/4137] have team battled endre, CaptianObvious, and David [1728/3094] and won! 0 days, 01:57:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/17 19:02:00] CaptianObvious, endre, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/17 13:05:54] CaptianObvious [736/928] has come upon sirszabo [473/564] and rocked it! 2 days, 08:38:03 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/05/17 19:22:20] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:21:41 towards level 117.
[09/06/17 09:50:34] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 30 with their belt. 0 days, 01:56:01 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 117.
[09/07/17 18:02:36] CaptianObvious [166/928] has come upon kocka [9/1090] and rocked it! 3 days, 10:20:57 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/08/17 01:10:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 4 days, 07:56:19 toward level 117.
[09/08/17 23:02:13] CaptianObvious was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:31:57 from level 117.
[09/09/17 03:05:56] CaptianObvious [209/928] has come upon peta [254/969] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 08:07:59 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/10/17 14:05:56] gyilkos [684/1275] has come upon CaptianObvious [334/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 16:15:19 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/10/17 18:28:03] CaptianObvious [747/928] has come upon Joska [385/1407] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:04:29 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/10/17 18:44:51] CaptianObvious lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:43 from level 117.
[09/11/17 05:05:54] Joska [80/1407] has come upon CaptianObvious [907/928] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:27:50 is added to Joska's clock.
[09/11/17 05:25:06] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 2 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:56:02 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 117.
[09/11/17 07:26:10] pub [653/806] has come upon CaptianObvious [669/928] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 23:26:53 is added to pub's clock.
[09/11/17 10:35:02] CaptianObvious [351/928] has come upon Hunger [301/914] and rocked it! 16 days, 01:51:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/11/17 18:12:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CaptianObvious with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 14:49:59 from level 118.
[09/11/17 20:08:52] CaptianObvious was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:55:40 towards level 118.
[09/12/17 07:45:04] CaptianObvious set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:53:55 from level 118.
[09/13/17 12:05:56] CaptianObvious [688/928] has come upon DarwickAK [868/1242] and got flexed on in combat! 19 days, 23:20:07 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/13/17 22:05:53] CaptianObvious [647/928] has come upon Darwick [156/1225] and straight stomped them in combat! 40 days, 11:53:39 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/14/17 03:17:42] Sanyi [1093/1453] has come upon CaptianObvious [635/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:17:48 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/14/17 21:22:33] CaptianObvious, Qpe, Sanyi, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/17 23:05:55] CaptianObvious [273/928] has come upon GDI [769/1580] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 11:21:34 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/15/17 08:29:30] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 17:47:13 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[09/15/17 14:18:04] CaptianObvious stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:00:41 towards level 118.
[09/15/17 14:28:08] endre [145/898] has come upon CaptianObvious [88/928] and rocked it! 4 days, 08:24:19 is removed from endre's clock.
[09/16/17 00:05:55] endre [65/898] has come upon CaptianObvious [493/928] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:21:26 is added to endre's clock.
[09/16/17 04:40:06] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 27 days, 18:23:59 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[09/16/17 18:16:04] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:29:18 towards level 118.
[09/18/17 05:11:03] CaptianObvious discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:57:48 towards level 118.
[09/19/17 05:22:24] [Sanyi], GDI, and CaptianObvious [1125/3980] have team battled sirszabo, Hunger, and luI [2545/2548] and lost! 0 days, 11:39:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/17 13:05:54] gyilkos [987/1275] has come upon CaptianObvious [627/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 05:57:32 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/19/17 13:35:20] CaptianObvious was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:33:56 from level 118.
[09/19/17 19:31:50] CaptianObvious, luI, GDI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[09/21/17 03:55:06] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 221 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:57:02 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 118.
[09/21/17 11:23:08] endre [721/898] has come upon CaptianObvious [636/928] and fucked they ass up! 31 days, 08:56:46 is removed from endre's clock.
[09/22/17 01:05:55] gyilkos [811/1275] has come upon CaptianObvious [927/928] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 01:10:53 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/22/17 04:50:53] kocka, pub, and Kiinga [3116/3278] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and endre [838/3078] and won! 0 days, 11:18:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/17 01:18:01] Hunger [862/921] has come upon CaptianObvious [291/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 12:31:06 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[09/24/17 01:18:33] Hunger [391/921] has come upon CaptianObvious [276/928] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 04:19:32 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[09/24/17 03:28:08] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:38:46 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[09/24/17 12:12:47] CaptianObvious, luI, endre, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/17 17:24:17] CaptianObvious got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:29:26 from level 118.
[09/26/17 00:05:56] DarwickAK [394/1242] has come upon CaptianObvious [647/928] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 12:00:56 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/27/17 03:01:20] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 28 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:57:02 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 118.
[09/27/17 06:05:54] wabbit_ [768/1101] has come upon CaptianObvious [260/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 08:07:43 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[09/27/17 12:16:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 9 days, 14:20:41 toward level 118.
[09/28/17 12:05:57] luI [523/1053] has come upon CaptianObvious [465/928] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 17:05:55 is removed from luI's clock.
[09/28/17 12:46:42] CaptianObvious lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:44 from level 118.
[09/28/17 13:13:30] Darwick [1055/1252] has come upon CaptianObvious [719/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 17:29:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/28/17 14:29:18] DarwickAK, Kiinga, and peta [2321/3593] have team battled CaptianObvious, luI, and Hunger [2219/2902] and won! 0 days, 00:05:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/17 21:23:16] CaptianObvious set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:21 from level 118.
[09/28/17 22:05:57] Joska [1057/1407] has come upon CaptianObvious [40/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:29:46 is removed from Joska's clock.
[09/29/17 03:55:41] CaptianObvious stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:10 towards level 118.
[09/29/17 13:05:57] Joska [644/1407] has come upon CaptianObvious [158/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:53:51 is removed from Joska's clock.
[09/30/17 06:14:54] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 49 with their belt. 0 days, 01:57:18 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 118.
[09/30/17 15:39:06] Joska [721/1407] has come upon CaptianObvious [704/928] and gave em what was coming! 33 days, 16:37:34 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/01/17 01:28:21] CaptianObvious [823/928] has come upon luI [561/1053] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:31:53 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/01/17 05:05:54] Hunger [44/921] has come upon CaptianObvious [384/928] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:04:09 is added to Hunger's clock.
[10/01/17 10:09:01] CaptianObvious [346/928] has come upon wabbit_ [356/1101] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 17:40:22 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/02/17 07:33:30] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 12:46:36 towards level 119.
[10/02/17 21:05:55] CaptianObvious [556/928] has come upon [Sanyi] [545/1472] and fucked they ass up! 33 days, 21:32:26 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/03/17 04:57:35] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, pub, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/17 22:23:33] CaptianObvious, pub, gyilkos, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/17 08:32:31] CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick [2994/3270] have team battled Sanyi, gyilkos, and GDI [3158/4297] and lost! 0 days, 10:26:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 22:22:14] Qpe [506/920] has come upon CaptianObvious [209/928] and rocked it! 22 days, 07:47:41 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/04/17 23:05:53] Hunger [251/921] has come upon CaptianObvious [844/928] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:41:37 is added to Hunger's clock.
[10/05/17 03:47:41] CaptianObvious grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:35:53 towards level 119.
[10/05/17 18:29:20] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, wabbit_, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[10/07/17 05:11:54] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 01:11:38 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[10/08/17 01:22:24] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 03:49:23 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[10/08/17 07:05:55] pub [717/807] has come upon CaptianObvious [322/928] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 15:24:26 is removed from pub's clock.
[10/08/17 17:21:42] Ajvorl, luI, and Hunger [2285/3423] have team battled gyilkos, [Sanyi], and CaptianObvious [25/3703] and won! 1 day, 02:12:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/17 08:05:55] CaptianObvious [316/937] has come upon pub [793/807] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:02:12 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/10/17 10:32:57] Qpe, luI, and Hunger [254/2909] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and pub [1950/3006] and lost! 0 days, 15:20:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/17 16:47:13] Ajvorl [716/1449] has come upon CaptianObvious [85/947] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 19:05:03 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[10/12/17 22:52:03] CaptianObvious [469/947] has come upon DarwickAK [623/1242] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 15:30:01 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/13/17 06:11:35] Joska, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/17 07:47:15] CaptianObvious [137/947] has come upon peta [133/969] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 01:58:07 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/13/17 08:29:51] kocka, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [873/3512] have team battled gyilkos, wabbit_, and GDI [3177/3942] and lost! 0 days, 17:10:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/17 04:13:29] [Sanyi], Hunger, kocka, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/17 15:52:51] luI [607/1060] has come upon CaptianObvious [312/947] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 17:06:21 is removed from luI's clock.
[10/14/17 18:47:15] luI [814/1060] has come upon CaptianObvious [22/947] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 02:54:10 is removed from luI's clock.
[10/15/17 10:10:58] wabbit_ [232/1104] has come upon CaptianObvious [345/947] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 09:21:59 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[10/15/17 13:23:47] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 36. 0 days, 01:58:55 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 119.
[10/15/17 16:12:46] CaptianObvious stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:22 towards level 119.
[10/15/17 23:30:34] CaptianObvious gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:04 towards level 119.
[10/17/17 16:46:17] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:10:32 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[10/17/17 18:40:22] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, peta, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/17 19:48:48] CaptianObvious [299/947] has come upon wabbit_ [820/1104] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:32:04 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/17/17 20:52:23] CaptianObvious [594/947] has come upon pub [805/807] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:24:07 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/18/17 04:10:14] Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, and Qpe [1357/3321] have team battled Darwick, pub, and peta [223/3028] and won! 0 days, 02:19:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/17 13:28:21] CaptianObvious [147/947] has come upon gyilkos [1212/1278] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 17:52:10 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/18/17 16:37:19] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 60. 0 days, 01:59:55 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 120.
[10/18/17 17:31:58] CaptianObvious [396/947] has come upon pub [302/807] and rocked it! 19 days, 11:25:34 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/18/17 20:01:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 82 days, 16:41:28 toward level 120.
[10/19/17 02:43:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 18 days, 19:51:11 toward level 120.
[10/19/17 08:47:14] DarwickAK [414/1242] has come upon CaptianObvious [858/947] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 18:41:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/19/17 09:55:45] pub, Darwick, kocka, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/17 15:31:04] Qpe [47/937] has come upon CaptianObvious [59/947] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 00:58:55 is added to Qpe's clock.
[10/20/17 12:38:44] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:24:35 is removed from their time toward level 120.
[10/20/17 15:39:45] CaptianObvious found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:16 towards level 120.
[10/22/17 00:17:53] CaptianObvious [88/947] has come upon Sanyi [1150/1453] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:23:21 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/22/17 00:31:06] Sanyi [911/1453] has come upon CaptianObvious [54/947] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 02:12:49 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/22/17 16:01:26] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 52. 0 days, 01:59:14 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 120.
[10/23/17 10:39:15] CaptianObvious [35/947] has come upon Joska [453/1424] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:08:27 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/23/17 17:47:13] luI [734/1062] has come upon CaptianObvious [321/947] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:21:09 is removed from luI's clock.
[10/23/17 23:04:53] Ajvorl [1420/1437] has come upon CaptianObvious [197/947] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:49:20 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[10/24/17 08:47:15] pub [785/807] has come upon CaptianObvious [593/947] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 21:00:23 is removed from pub's clock.
[10/24/17 13:47:16] Darwick [91/1252] has come upon CaptianObvious [147/947] and realized it was a bad decision! 20 days, 09:21:27 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/24/17 20:08:48] CaptianObvious [265/947] has come upon Joska [567/1424] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:34:39 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/25/17 09:22:37] CaptianObvious [66/947] has come upon luI [999/1066] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:55:12 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/25/17 20:31:08] CaptianObvious [514/947] has come upon Sanyi [98/1453] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 08:38:27 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/26/17 00:47:14] CaptianObvious [57/947] has come upon Hunger [208/929] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 15:04:16 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/27/17 11:47:15] Ajvorl [1394/1437] has come upon CaptianObvious [276/955] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 05:59:14 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[10/27/17 17:10:06] CaptianObvious ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:36:53 from level 121.
[10/28/17 04:17:48] Qpe, Sanyi, Ajvorl, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/17 07:47:16] Kiinga [804/1361] has come upon CaptianObvious [947/955] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:49:35 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[10/28/17 22:47:16] Qpe [666/943] has come upon CaptianObvious [2/955] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:49:45 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/29/17 09:03:56] Sanyi, Ajvorl, kocka, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/17 10:17:56] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 11. 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 121.
[10/29/17 10:36:47] CaptianObvious [215/955] has come upon kocka [164/1095] and gave em what was coming! 14 days, 17:04:06 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/29/17 10:37:59] CaptianObvious [531/955] has come upon kocka [0/1095] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 03:36:39 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/30/17 09:37:36] luI, peta, and pub [1462/2890] have team battled Qpe, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [663/3158] and won! 0 days, 02:08:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/17 18:47:12] Sanyi [109/1446] has come upon CaptianObvious [640/955] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:42:24 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/31/17 04:47:16] CaptianObvious [836/955] has come upon Joska [612/1424] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 16:01:27 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/31/17 04:55:10] Joska, luI, and peta [2150/3492] have team battled Qpe, CaptianObvious, and Kiinga [609/3259] and won! 0 days, 09:48:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/17 12:20:00] pub, Hunger, luI, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/17 14:47:14] CaptianObvious [917/955] has come upon Joska [601/1424] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 07:00:58 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/01/17 13:37:10] Qpe, CaptianObvious, peta, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/01/17 13:44:21] peta [227/1002] has come upon CaptianObvious [512/955] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 16:50:26 is added to peta's clock.
[11/01/17 13:52:10] CaptianObvious [722/955] has come upon Qpe [422/943] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 17:22:09 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/02/17 02:46:29] CaptianObvious got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:54:51 from level 121.
[11/02/17 09:41:53] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 09:52:24 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[11/02/17 22:46:08] CaptianObvious bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:59 towards level 121.
[11/04/17 01:23:55] CaptianObvious [213/958] has come upon Qpe [182/943] and rocked it! 17 days, 18:56:19 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/04/17 05:54:16] CaptianObvious reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! CaptianObvious's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/17 08:47:13] Qpe [46/943] has come upon CaptianObvious [889/963] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:52:14 is added to Qpe's clock.
[11/04/17 13:44:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 51 days, 01:59:37 toward level 122.
[11/05/17 02:44:23] Joska, gyilkos, and Sanyi [3032/4132] have team battled Kiinga, CaptianObvious, and Qpe [2219/3267] and won! 0 days, 13:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/17 04:47:14] Qpe [148/943] has come upon CaptianObvious [878/963] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:47:41 is added to Qpe's clock.
[11/05/17 09:47:15] CaptianObvious [644/963] has come upon luI [132/1084] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 13:17:14 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/05/17 09:47:15] CaptianObvious has dealt luI a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:54:33 is added to luI's clock.
[11/05/17 11:04:45] CaptianObvious discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:26:48 towards level 122.
[11/05/17 12:55:34] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 16:49:15 is removed from their time toward level 122.
[11/05/17 14:47:15] peta [468/1002] has come upon CaptianObvious [732/963] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 21:23:42 is added to peta's clock.
[11/06/17 12:46:35] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 120. 0 days, 02:01:13 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 122.
[11/06/17 20:47:14] CaptianObvious [36/963] has come upon Kiinga [469/1361] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 03:26:31 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/07/17 06:47:16] peta [425/1002] has come upon CaptianObvious [11/963] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 01:03:26 is removed from peta's clock.
[11/09/17 00:35:38] CaptianObvious discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:17:51 towards level 122.
[11/09/17 19:15:00] CaptianObvious got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:43:16 from level 122.
[11/09/17 21:37:39] peta, Ajvorl, and Hunger [325/3368] have team battled CaptianObvious, pub, and Darwick [1451/3026] and lost! 0 days, 05:14:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/17 10:44:19] Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and Ajvorl [1527/3832] have team battled peta, pub, and gyilkos [2653/3072] and lost! 0 days, 03:39:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/17 00:47:12] Darwick [214/1257] has come upon CaptianObvious [673/963] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 07:30:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/11/17 09:44:59] Qpe, Ajvorl, CaptianObvious, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/17 10:34:46] [Sanyi], Kiinga, CaptianObvious, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/17 10:57:25] 4R0N [423/1275] has come upon CaptianObvious [585/963] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 11:57:52 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[11/12/17 11:52:44] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 202 with their belt. 0 days, 02:01:44 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 122.
[11/12/17 15:09:27] CaptianObvious [927/963] has come upon gyilkos [42/1260] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:11:02 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/13/17 08:03:16] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 132 damage. 0 days, 02:01:20 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 122.
[11/13/17 12:47:13] CaptianObvious [574/963] has come upon 4R0N [369/1275] and rocked it! 1 day, 19:20:41 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/14/17 03:47:15] CaptianObvious [158/963] has come upon Hunger [577/929] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:42:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/14/17 11:34:49] CaptianObvious decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 112 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:01:56 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 122.
[11/15/17 04:47:15] Sanyi [593/1432] has come upon CaptianObvious [430/963] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 14:18:37 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/15/17 11:26:12] CaptianObvious was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:36 towards level 122.
[11/15/17 23:19:35] CaptianObvious was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:13 towards level 122.
[11/17/17 11:07:49] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 163 damage. 0 days, 02:01:06 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 122.
[11/17/17 11:47:13] CaptianObvious [730/963] has come upon gyilkos [631/1260] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 09:23:26 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/19/17 02:36:10] CaptianObvious stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:36 towards level 122.
[11/19/17 07:09:18] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 78. 0 days, 02:01:35 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 122.
[11/20/17 03:46:11] CaptianObvious [738/963] has come upon Kiinga [1366/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 22:46:43 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/20/17 07:49:40] pub, gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/17 09:47:14] CaptianObvious [47/963] has come upon 4R0N [1144/1275] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 15:51:22 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/20/17 16:53:44] CaptianObvious [648/963] has come upon Sanyi [403/1417] and rocked it! 37 days, 07:35:43 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/21/17 08:16:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CaptianObvious 29 days, 10:28:51 toward level 123.
[11/22/17 01:47:12] CaptianObvious [737/963] has come upon Qpe [792/936] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 17:55:20 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/22/17 10:22:46] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 131. 0 days, 02:02:07 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 123.
[11/22/17 11:47:16] CaptianObvious [536/963] has come upon [Sanyi] [181/1538] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 20:45:39 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/23/17 13:57:12] Joska [830/1433] has come upon CaptianObvious [245/963] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 01:18:36 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/24/17 08:47:16] kocka [273/1106] has come upon CaptianObvious [355/963] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 09:30:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/25/17 20:21:53] Hunger, kocka, CaptianObvious, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/17 20:22:02] CaptianObvious [73/963] has come upon kocka [668/1106] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 14:54:23 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/26/17 03:30:40] CaptianObvious [160/963] has come upon kocka [934/1106] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 05:15:49 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/26/17 06:06:17] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:03:44 is removed from their time toward level 123.
[11/26/17 10:07:09] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:39:31 towards level 123.
[11/26/17 21:34:19] CaptianObvious [445/963] has come upon Hunger [371/929] and rocked it! 3 days, 22:43:55 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/27/17 09:40:15] CaptianObvious was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:22:36 towards level 123.
[11/27/17 17:23:40] CaptianObvious [934/963] has come upon kocka [864/1106] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 15:43:33 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/27/17 19:38:52] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:28:41 towards level 123.
[11/28/17 00:50:34] CaptianObvious grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:38 towards level 123.
[11/28/17 02:47:14] Ajvorl [49/1409] has come upon CaptianObvious [952/963] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 13:36:25 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[11/28/17 05:48:12] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 4. 0 days, 02:02:03 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 123.
[11/28/17 22:47:15] CaptianObvious [752/963] has come upon Qpe [652/1041] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 08:20:30 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/29/17 08:47:16] kocka [1117/1128] has come upon CaptianObvious [108/963] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:49:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/29/17 15:28:49] Ajvorl, kocka, CaptianObvious, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/17 04:47:16] CaptianObvious [692/963] has come upon IRPGbot [385/1576] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:54:25 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/02/17 01:47:16] Ajvorl [892/1409] has come upon CaptianObvious [565/963] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 18:44:25 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[12/02/17 05:12:17] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:15:26 is removed from their time toward level 123.
[12/02/17 05:50:44] Hunger, Kiinga, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/17 02:47:14] Qpe [575/1034] has come upon CaptianObvious [285/963] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 06:53:51 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[12/03/17 07:57:28] CaptianObvious invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:36 towards level 123.
[12/04/17 01:05:21] CaptianObvious [381/963] has come upon luI [618/1091] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:01:05 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/04/17 03:54:48] CaptianObvious [137/963] has come upon pub [992/1114] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:07:32 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/04/17 13:43:35] Qpe, Hunger, Joska, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/17 19:50:26] CaptianObvious [785/963] has come upon Kiinga [1330/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 02:37:07 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/05/17 22:15:54] CaptianObvious learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:54:49 towards level 124.
[12/06/17 05:47:14] DarwickAK [152/1231] has come upon CaptianObvious [98/963] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 12:08:40 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/06/17 12:47:20] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [519/3761] have team battled kocka, Qpe, and Darwick [3230/3419] and lost! 8 days, 22:43:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/17 12:55:12] CaptianObvious left his weapon out in the rain to rust! CaptianObvious's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/06/17 16:14:25] CaptianObvious discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:23:01 towards level 124.
[12/07/17 01:50:56] Hunger, luI, CaptianObvious, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/17 01:59:18] peta [330/1002] has come upon CaptianObvious [234/932] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 08:31:00 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/07/17 04:27:14] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 13 damage. 0 days, 02:03:19 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 124.
[12/07/17 04:31:11] CaptianObvious [584/932] has come upon luI [978/1091] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 07:34:09 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/07/17 09:29:54] CaptianObvious hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:36:04 towards level 124.
[12/07/17 11:47:16] CaptianObvious [778/932] has come upon gyilkos [104/1220] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 10:18:23 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/08/17 08:20:21] gyilkos [560/1220] has come upon CaptianObvious [789/932] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 12:27:55 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/08/17 19:58:40] DarwickAK [1161/1238] has come upon CaptianObvious [923/952] and fucked they ass up! 38 days, 10:54:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/08/17 22:47:16] CaptianObvious [13/952] has come upon GDI [537/1558] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 16:24:28 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/09/17 04:10:31] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:33:34 towards level 124.
[12/10/17 04:07:07] Kiinga, luI, and Joska [379/3935] have team battled CaptianObvious, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [3667/3888] and lost! 10 days, 05:05:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/17 10:38:48] CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and gyilkos [2128/3585] have team battled peta, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [744/3637] and won! 5 days, 13:02:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/17 14:09:06] CaptianObvious reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! CaptianObvious's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/17 04:03:00] CaptianObvious bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:38:10 towards level 124.
[12/12/17 11:21:36] pub, Hunger, CaptianObvious, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/17 16:47:13] Kiinga [92/1410] has come upon CaptianObvious [405/958] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 13:47:17 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/13/17 07:13:49] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 65 damage. 0 days, 02:03:30 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 124.
[12/13/17 15:22:44] Kiinga, GDI, and Ajvorl [3713/4376] have team battled pub, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [593/3340] and won! 6 days, 17:32:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 16:38:42] Joska, Kiinga, kocka, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/17 08:47:13] pub [410/1125] has come upon CaptianObvious [509/958] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 02:13:41 is added to pub's clock.
[12/15/17 14:12:11] CaptianObvious found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:56:29 towards level 124.
[12/15/17 17:54:08] Sanyi [1264/1417] has come upon CaptianObvious [911/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 10:54:34 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/16/17 08:46:20] CaptianObvious [928/958] has come upon pub [486/1123] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 20:00:01 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/16/17 10:47:16] CaptianObvious [190/958] has come upon Joska [779/1451] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 14:34:39 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/16/17 16:21:20] CaptianObvious [946/958] has come upon luI [1065/1092] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 02:34:46 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/17/17 07:03:35] luI, gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/17 23:15:07] Qpe, Joska, Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/17 02:25:12] CaptianObvious grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:18:32 towards level 124.
[12/18/17 02:47:16] Hunger [876/937] has come upon CaptianObvious [512/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:17:16 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[12/18/17 13:15:34] CaptianObvious [750/958] has come upon peta [924/992] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 19:58:29 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/18/17 13:16:23] peta [925/992] has come upon CaptianObvious [461/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 13:10:12 is removed from peta's clock.

[12/19/17 02:39:36] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 107. 0 days, 02:03:26 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 124.
[12/19/17 23:47:13] CaptianObvious [250/958] has come upon Hunger [196/937] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 01:49:58 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/20/17 06:09:27] CaptianObvious has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:18:34 from level 124.
[12/20/17 11:48:05] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and peta [2002/3181] have team battled [Sanyi], pub, and Darwick [3273/3904] and lost! 1 day, 10:27:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/17 02:21:40] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:07:16 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[12/21/17 02:21:40] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 42. 0 days, 02:03:51 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 124.
[12/21/17 08:37:33] CaptianObvious [934/958] has come upon luI [588/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 06:35:16 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/21/17 19:37:01] GDI [657/1542] has come upon CaptianObvious [560/958] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 16:46:45 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/22/17 00:20:00] CaptianObvious had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:51 towards level 124.
[12/22/17 05:53:13] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 19:48:56 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[12/25/17 00:50:09] Kiinga, Darwick, and pub [543/3767] have team battled GDI, Ajvorl, and CaptianObvious [349/3928] and won! 0 days, 06:09:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/17 15:40:14] pub [73/1123] has come upon CaptianObvious [391/958] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:11:50 is added to pub's clock.
[12/25/17 20:19:06] Qpe [585/1065] has come upon CaptianObvious [508/958] and rocked it! 1 day, 15:51:47 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[12/27/17 02:58:02] CaptianObvious grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:29 towards level 124.
[12/27/17 22:15:15] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 103. 0 days, 02:03:42 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 124.
[12/28/17 03:40:16] CaptianObvious [583/958] has come upon GDI [567/1542] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 04:55:40 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/29/17 14:40:15] CaptianObvious [313/958] has come upon GDI [891/1542] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:01:10 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/29/17 18:16:49] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:04:41 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[12/30/17 00:51:18] pub, gyilkos, and CaptianObvious [1741/3420] have team battled Qpe, GDI, and Ajvorl [2546/4035] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/17 05:40:16] gyilkos [252/1224] has come upon CaptianObvious [947/958] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 12:57:58 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/30/17 13:30:11] CaptianObvious discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:51 towards level 124.
[12/30/17 17:11:06] CaptianObvious [304/958] has come upon IRPGbot [996/1588] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 10:02:11 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[12/31/17 00:43:51] DarwickAK [951/1225] has come upon CaptianObvious [844/958] and rocked it! 39 days, 02:51:59 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/31/17 01:40:16] Ajvorl [35/1428] has come upon CaptianObvious [854/958] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 04:39:54 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[12/31/17 06:40:17] CaptianObvious [50/958] has come upon Hunger [331/943] and realized it was a bad decision! 11 days, 06:04:57 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/01/18 17:40:15] Qpe [728/1065] has come upon CaptianObvious [590/958] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 03:23:43 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/01/18 17:49:52] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 02:09:01 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[01/01/18 17:49:52] yar, CaptianObvious fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 39. 0 days, 02:04:33 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 125.
[01/02/18 17:08:16] pub [457/1238] has come upon CaptianObvious [568/958] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 21:22:55 is added to pub's clock.
[01/02/18 17:40:54] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 0 damage. 0 days, 02:04:11 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 125.
[01/02/18 23:53:17] CaptianObvious, Joska, pub, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/18 14:40:16] CaptianObvious [135/958] has come upon Sanyi [83/1417] and rocked it! 31 days, 19:59:50 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/03/18 21:56:28] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:47:21 towards level 125.
[01/04/18 05:40:15] CaptianObvious [235/958] has come upon DarwickAK [614/1225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 00:54:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/05/18 00:08:46] CaptianObvious, luI, DarwickAK, and Ajvorl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/18 00:09:13] DarwickAK [931/1225] has come upon CaptianObvious [363/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 07:50:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/05/18 20:51:45] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/18 04:36:20] DarwickAK, peta, and Darwick [585/3537] have team battled CaptianObvious, Joska, and gyilkos [2736/3667] and lost! 1 day, 11:57:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/18 22:09:06] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/18 00:40:41] CaptianObvious invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:43:18 towards level 125.
[01/07/18 16:55:53] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 17:18:12 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[01/07/18 16:55:53] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 12. 0 days, 02:04:48 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 125.
[01/07/18 20:36:21] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 14:18:02 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[01/08/18 04:18:57] DarwickAK [1223/1225] has come upon CaptianObvious [222/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:16:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/08/18 20:27:21] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 13:38:00 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[01/09/18 05:42:15] CaptianObvious [42/958] has come upon Kiinga [1050/1323] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:56:20 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/10/18 01:42:16] CaptianObvious [901/958] has come upon Joska [1002/1485] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 04:57:15 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/10/18 05:53:50] luI [353/1092] has come upon CaptianObvious [254/958] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 23:09:20 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/10/18 06:42:14] luI [900/1092] has come upon CaptianObvious [28/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:50:50 is removed from luI's clock.
[01/10/18 15:06:46] CaptianObvious tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:11:46 towards level 125.
[01/10/18 15:21:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CaptianObvious with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 21:50:47 from level 125.
[01/10/18 21:42:16] CaptianObvious [918/958] has come upon Sanyi [776/1417] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 06:53:01 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/11/18 07:42:17] CaptianObvious [357/958] has come upon peta [821/1006] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 03:04:44 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/12/18 19:51:29] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 126 damage. 0 days, 02:04:09 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 125.
[01/13/18 04:42:16] CaptianObvious [252/958] has come upon GDI [554/1542] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 23:15:52 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/13/18 14:42:15] CaptianObvious [50/958] has come upon luI [159/1092] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 10:39:56 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/13/18 19:42:28] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 83 damage. 0 days, 02:04:33 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 125.
[01/15/18 06:42:18] Joska [1213/1485] has come upon CaptianObvious [574/958] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:26:02 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/15/18 07:04:51] peta [751/1006] has come upon CaptianObvious [813/958] and got flexed on in combat! 18 days, 13:27:43 is added to peta's clock.
[01/16/18 12:44:49] CaptianObvious, gyilkos, luI, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/18 13:34:53] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:15:10 towards level 125.
[01/16/18 19:15:22] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 9 with their belt. 0 days, 02:04:26 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 125.
[01/17/18 08:42:18] pub [948/1238] has come upon CaptianObvious [691/958] and rocked it! 2 days, 14:46:10 is removed from pub's clock.
[01/17/18 18:42:17] CaptianObvious [311/958] has come upon IRPGbot [824/1576] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:29:16 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/18/18 04:42:16] CaptianObvious [481/958] has come upon Qpe [584/1087] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 16:14:12 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/18/18 22:02:26] CaptianObvious, Joska, GDI, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/18 01:51:12] CaptianObvious caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:45:25 towards level 125.
[01/19/18 05:42:14] Kiinga [1074/1323] has come upon CaptianObvious [858/958] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 17:23:21 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[01/19/18 12:45:31] Kiinga, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi [1983/3698] have team battled Joska, gyilkos, and peta [3493/3726] and lost! 0 days, 17:00:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/18 20:50:35] CaptianObvious, Kiinga, peta, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/18 02:42:18] Qpe [506/1096] has come upon CaptianObvious [262/958] and rocked it! 6 days, 12:06:43 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/22/18 06:54:22] CaptianObvious got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:31:08 towards level 125.
[01/22/18 17:28:39] CaptianObvious [454/958] has come upon Kiinga [320/1323] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 16:37:23 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/23/18 13:06:03] CaptianObvious [670/958] has come upon Darwick [932/1307] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 00:31:09 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/24/18 04:00:01] pub, Joska, and gyilkos [338/3969] have team battled peta, CaptianObvious, and Kiinga [243/3287] and won! 0 days, 17:49:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/18 05:59:55] CaptianObvious was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:01 towards level 125.
[01/24/18 16:59:00] CaptianObvious fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! CaptianObvious's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/25/18 10:06:04] CaptianObvious [893/947] has come upon luI [662/1092] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:49:48 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/27/18 02:06:01] CaptianObvious [592/947] has come upon IRPGbot [1095/1576] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:13:02 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/27/18 07:06:02] Kiinga [292/1323] has come upon CaptianObvious [730/947] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 10:07:06 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/27/18 17:06:05] CaptianObvious [415/947] has come upon Hunger [543/943] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:08:19 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/28/18 02:15:21] CaptianObvious found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:14 towards level 125.
[01/28/18 05:12:38] [Sanyi], peta, CaptianObvious, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/18 13:06:17] Kiinga, Joska, and Sanyi [863/4238] have team battled gyilkos, luI, and CaptianObvious [1843/3263] and lost! 3 days, 22:31:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/18 18:06:04] CaptianObvious [369/947] has come upon Qpe [358/1096] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:21:48 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/28/18 19:45:26] CaptianObvious [432/947] has come upon Kiinga [865/1323] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 13:56:31 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/28/18 21:11:11] CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [3217/3409] have team battled Qpe, Kiinga, and peta [745/3425] and won! 0 days, 04:53:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 09:13:02] [Sanyi], Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/18 20:45:11] CaptianObvious was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:06:51 towards level 126.
[01/31/18 01:06:04] CaptianObvious [862/947] has come upon DarwickAK [571/1238] and rocked it! 31 days, 19:41:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/31/18 01:13:20] CaptianObvious was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:05:21 from level 126.
[01/31/18 16:16:31] CaptianObvious [716/947] has come upon DarwickAK [594/1238] and fucked they ass up! 21 days, 16:52:03 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/01/18 05:03:15] Qpe, Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/18 23:06:02] gyilkos [627/1224] has come upon CaptianObvious [777/947] and realized it was a bad decision! 14 days, 21:30:14 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/03/18 04:06:04] kocka [207/1178] has come upon CaptianObvious [411/947] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 18 days, 04:10:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/03/18 14:06:06] CaptianObvious [363/953] has come upon pub [188/1254] and rocked it! 4 days, 16:00:23 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/03/18 14:29:17] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 62. 0 days, 02:05:04 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 126.
[02/04/18 09:35:21] pub, kocka, Qpe, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/18 09:35:22] CaptianObvious [544/953] has come upon Qpe [362/1096] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 23:28:33 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/05/18 10:43:14] Darwick, pub, CaptianObvious, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/18 02:06:02] CaptianObvious [318/953] has come upon Joska [669/1492] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:53:47 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/06/18 12:06:05] CaptianObvious [238/953] has come upon peta [203/1006] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 23:57:47 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/07/18 10:25:16] CaptianObvious [765/953] has come upon Qpe [204/1096] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:12:25 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/08/18 03:32:22] CaptianObvious caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:20 towards level 126.
[02/08/18 10:03:54] lawlerskates!1 CaptianObvious has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 57. 0 days, 02:05:38 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 126.
[02/08/18 10:37:13] CaptianObvious was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:03 towards level 126.
[02/08/18 11:12:39] Joska [218/1492] has come upon CaptianObvious [666/953] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 06:44:32 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/10/18 21:07:48] CaptianObvious was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:10 from level 126.
[02/11/18 17:06:02] Sanyi [308/1417] has come upon CaptianObvious [454/953] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 00:52:25 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/11/18 17:17:55] CaptianObvious [97/953] has come upon Sanyi [194/1417] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 23 days, 05:40:23 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/12/18 01:01:26] DarwickAK, GDI, and Qpe [3452/3852] have team battled pub, CaptianObvious, and kocka [931/3386] and won! 0 days, 16:35:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/18 13:08:27] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 22:18:35 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[02/12/18 13:08:27] CaptianObvious ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 14 damage. 0 days, 02:06:50 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 127.
[02/13/18 09:18:58] CaptianObvious the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 26 with their belt. 0 days, 02:06:27 is added to CaptianObvious's timer towards level 127.
[02/13/18 12:04:27] Kiinga, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [3600/3785] have team battled Darwick, Joska, and CaptianObvious [775/3757] and won! 0 days, 00:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/18 19:06:02] CaptianObvious [510/953] has come upon gyilkos [779/1224] and got flexed on in combat! 26 days, 02:49:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/14/18 05:06:04] luI [555/1136] has come upon CaptianObvious [127/953] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 12:10:37 is removed from luI's clock.
[02/14/18 10:06:05] CaptianObvious [154/953] has come upon Qpe [739/1106] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 14:35:52 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/14/18 12:50:26] CaptianObvious receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 13 days, 17:25:37 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[02/14/18 22:05:50] pub, peta, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/18 12:41:28] CaptianObvious has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 38 days, 18:31:28 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[02/16/18 02:46:53] CaptianObvious [821/953] has come upon [Sanyi] [1449/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 20:16:47 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/19/18 12:47:38] pub, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [765/3536] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and GDI [396/4115] and won! 4 days, 15:04:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/18 15:06:04] CaptianObvious [236/953] has come upon kocka [672/1190] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 06:29:10 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/20/18 22:05:24] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Qpe [650/3876] have team battled Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and GDI [585/3877] and won! 0 days, 22:57:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/18 02:06:03] Kiinga [1078/1323] has come upon CaptianObvious [718/953] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 08:37:15 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[02/21/18 06:45:29] CaptianObvious was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 19:54:53 from level 127.
[02/21/18 07:06:05] CaptianObvious [164/953] has come upon GDI [1133/1512] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 18:15:45 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/21/18 15:33:25] Darwick, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/18 08:06:02] CaptianObvious [874/964] has come upon kocka [1173/1190] and got flexed on in combat! 17 days, 09:10:29 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/22/18 11:34:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CaptianObvious with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 10:50:09 from level 127.
[02/22/18 22:52:12] CaptianObvious [382/964] has come upon peta [880/1018] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 02:29:21 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/22/18 23:06:03] CaptianObvious [296/964] has come upon Darwick [8/1312] and rocked it! 58 days, 01:23:52 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/22/18 23:10:42] Kiinga, [Sanyi], and Qpe [3765/3961] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and CaptianObvious [1384/3788] and won! 2 days, 07:49:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/18 09:06:02] CaptianObvious [447/964] has come upon Joska [121/1492] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 12:25:53 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/23/18 13:26:09] Ajvorl, gyilkos, and Darwick [1706/3950] have team battled GDI, Joska, and CaptianObvious [3399/3968] and lost! 0 days, 11:49:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/18 19:11:46] CaptianObvious bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:54:50 towards level 127.
[02/24/18 18:25:15] CaptianObvious [766/964] has come upon DarwickAK [260/1238] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 06:46:17 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/25/18 16:06:05] CaptianObvious [408/964] has come upon Qpe [470/1111] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 05:36:13 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/26/18 06:22:28] CaptianObvious was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:24:15 towards level 127.
[02/26/18 20:20:57] [Sanyi], Hunger, and CaptianObvious [831/3440] have team battled Darwick, luI, and Ajvorl [1634/3867] and lost! 0 days, 14:31:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/18 23:20:00] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and peta [1173/3206] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and kocka [3515/3834] and lost! 8 days, 01:42:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/18 03:06:04] CaptianObvious [300/964] has come upon Sanyi [848/1412] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 15:41:32 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/27/18 09:45:28] Darwick, [Sanyi], Sanyi, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/18 12:56:46] CaptianObvious [828/964] has come upon pub [222/1260] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 07:51:13 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/27/18 18:06:05] pub [1232/1260] has come upon CaptianObvious [538/964] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:34:54 is removed from pub's clock.
[02/28/18 14:06:01] CaptianObvious [578/964] has come upon GDI [46/1512] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 19:21:53 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.