#idlerpg.hu Idle RPG

Player Info

User: kocka
Class: orakulum
Admin?: No
Level: 224
Next level: 55 days, 09:12:57
Status: Offline
Host: kocka!~kocka@pirosfeketefa.hu
Account Created: Sun Nov 3 00:21:50 2013
Last login: Tue May 3 08:26:10 2022
Total time idled: 2824 days, 02:42:32
Current position: [112,468]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 166 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 281 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 64
gloves: 57
helm: 74 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 115
ring: 74 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 68
tunic: 134 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 553 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1586

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: 7 days, 00:00:00
quest: 493 days, 23:51:56
quit: 279 days, 02:45:09

total: 780 days, 02:37:05

Character Modifiers

[11/03/13 00:43:28] kocka [1/2] has challenged Darwick [14/15] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/03/13 00:57:53] kocka [2/5] has challenged IRPGbot [10/20] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/03/13 01:24:48] kocka [14/18] has challenged IRPGbot [1/29] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/03/13 01:41:14] Darwick [29/31] has challenged kocka [7/21] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/03/13 02:41:21] kocka [12/37] has challenged koszik [0/37] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/03/13 04:00:50] kocka [38/42] has challenged IRPGbot [40/55] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/03/13 09:49:42] Darwick [93/137] has challenged kocka [24/83] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/03/13 09:57:56] kocka [67/99] has challenged Darwick [122/137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/03/13 11:52:57] kocka [7/102] has challenged IRPGbot [105/137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/03/13 13:34:22] Darwick [66/149] has challenged kocka [93/102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/03/13 14:10:06] kocka [56/125] has challenged Darwick [87/149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/04/13 07:46:35] koszik [67/184] has challenged kocka [92/189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to koszik's clock.
[11/04/13 12:55:51] md5 [4/22] has challenged kocka [164/212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to md5's clock.
[11/04/13 16:15:28] md5 [55/73] has challenged kocka [173/212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to md5's clock.
[11/04/13 17:51:00] kocka [161/219] has challenged koszik [82/195] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/04/13 23:42:43] endre [17/22] has challenged kocka [15/219] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from endre's clock.
[11/05/13 00:11:09] kocka [105/233] has challenged koszik [149/195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/05/13 02:17:14] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:56 towards level 27.
[11/05/13 07:56:33] kocka [121/233] has challenged IRPGbot [172/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/05/13 18:00:41] budosroman [52/106] has challenged kocka [110/233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to budosroman's clock.
[11/05/13 18:09:36] kocka [63/237] has challenged hapi [135/153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/05/13 22:47:35] hapi [67/178] has challenged kocka [154/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to hapi's clock.
[11/06/13 05:32:17] kocka [158/239] has challenged endre [8/205] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/06/13 07:55:31] Reggie, kocka, and koszik [134/652] have team battled hapi, endre, and Darwick [552/620] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/13 17:21:31] kocka [98/247] has come upon Darwick [23/235] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/06/13 19:00:39] DarwickAK [5/45] has come upon kocka [32/247] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/07/13 04:49:52] kocka [135/258] has come upon Reggie [148/204] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/07/13 16:37:07] koszik [213/265] has come upon kocka [50/258] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:06:19 is removed from koszik's clock.
[11/07/13 20:08:29] kocka [156/263] has come upon m00 [102/193] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/07/13 20:26:59] endre [132/237] has come upon kocka [255/263] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to endre's clock.
[11/07/13 21:10:36] gyilkos, budosroman, and kocka [186/748] have team battled Reggie, md5, and DarwickAK [62/738] and won! 0 days, 00:11:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/13 00:15:33] Reggie [73/227] has come upon kocka [39/263] and rocked it! 0 days, 00:43:59 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[11/08/13 11:23:21] kocka [99/270] has come upon kurvaanyad [183/225] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/09/13 01:49:18] Sanyi [79/93] has come upon kocka [57/271] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:06:23 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[11/09/13 06:29:53] budosroman [222/278] has come upon kocka [28/271] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[11/09/13 06:32:58] budosroman [105/278] has come upon kocka [240/271] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:55:04 is added to budosroman's clock.
[11/09/13 07:59:24] kocka [140/299] has come upon Sanyi [21/125] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:33:47 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/09/13 12:20:06] endre [173/278] has come upon kocka [229/299] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to endre's clock.
[11/09/13 19:47:24] DarwickAK [101/275] has come upon kocka [11/299] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/10/13 00:29:14] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:17:57 is removed from their time toward level 35.
[11/10/13 04:27:39] kocka [171/299] has come upon m00 [62/254] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/10/13 07:50:22] koszik [288/289] has come upon kocka [282/299] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:04:20 is removed from koszik's clock.
[11/10/13 11:55:28] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:09:51 is removed from their time toward level 36.
[11/10/13 15:35:56] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 1 with their belt. 0 days, 00:35:16 is added to kocka's timer towards level 36.
[11/10/13 21:45:51] gyilkos [177/314] has come upon kocka [69/328] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/11/13 03:58:43] kocka [108/334] has come upon budosroman [117/290] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/11/13 04:37:34] kurvaanyad [15/265] has come upon kocka [39/334] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:33:47 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/11/13 12:56:01] Sanyi [138/266] has come upon kocka [189/334] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/11/13 16:10:50] DarwickAK [113/286] has come upon kocka [80/334] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:43:57 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/11/13 19:10:27] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:11:14 from level 37.
[11/12/13 08:23:47] kocka slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kocka's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/13 09:03:20] DarwickAK [148/286] has come upon kocka [91/331] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:00:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/12/13 12:42:09] Darwick [78/317] has come upon kocka [92/331] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/12/13 13:19:18] kocka [163/336] has come upon koszik [42/315] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/13/13 08:21:49] koszik [65/324] has come upon kocka [159/336] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to koszik's clock.
[11/13/13 21:53:22] kocka [23/336] has come upon m00 [29/315] in a drunken stoopor and had their ass knocked out in a slapfight! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/14/13 21:40:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 14:36:51 toward level 39.
[11/15/13 02:32:39] kocka [53/336] has come upon kurvaanyad [275/320] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/15/13 11:54:58] kocka and budosroman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/13 14:16:15] budosroman, md5, and koszik [978/1283] have team battled endre, Reggie, and kocka [1074/1107] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/13 02:17:07] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:05 towards level 40.
[11/16/13 23:07:04] kocka [46/336] has come upon Darwick [135/356] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/18/13 12:58:41] kocka, koszik, Darwick, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/13 17:26:04] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:28:29 is removed from their time toward level 41.
[11/18/13 18:20:53] kocka [37/344] has come upon Reggie [63/402] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:21:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/18/13 18:30:30] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:30 towards level 41.
[11/18/13 19:47:47] Jantoku [56/269] has come upon kocka [249/344] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:38:29 is added to Jantoku's clock.
[11/18/13 23:05:26] kocka [183/356] has come upon Sanyi [321/359] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/19/13 05:36:15] Jantoku [78/269] has come upon kocka [244/356] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Jantoku's clock.
[11/19/13 19:38:57] kocka and budosroman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/13 17:08:03] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:35:03 is removed from their time toward level 42.
[11/20/13 17:08:03] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 6 with their belt. 0 days, 00:41:28 is added to kocka's timer towards level 42.
[11/20/13 20:51:12] Kiinga [33/36] has come upon kocka [288/356] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:01:41 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/21/13 02:50:21] Kiinga [53/101] has come upon kocka [261/356] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[11/21/13 05:25:20] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:34:01 is removed from their time toward level 42.
[11/21/13 05:38:29] Joska [68/101] has come upon kocka [184/356] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Joska's clock.
[11/21/13 14:18:28] kocka [124/371] has come upon Reggie [314/440] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/21/13 23:26:23] kocka [309/371] has come upon gyilkos [373/424] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:50:41 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/22/13 21:42:18] Joska, Kiinga, and kocka [528/838] have team battled budosroman, koszik, and kurvaanyad [959/1231] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/13 22:38:48] Reggie, gyilkos, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/13 17:26:46] kocka left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kocka's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/23/13 23:17:57] kocka and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/13 00:56:49] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:14 towards level 43.
[11/24/13 01:02:01] Joska [24/225] has come upon kocka [154/365] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Joska's clock.
[11/24/13 04:12:24] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:25 towards level 43.
[11/24/13 09:29:48] kocka was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:41 from level 43.
[11/24/13 10:04:10] kocka [140/365] has come upon md5 [184/502] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/25/13 01:08:47] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 16 damage. 0 days, 00:43:35 is added to kocka's timer towards level 44.
[11/25/13 07:24:35] endre, kurvaanyad, kocka, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/13 10:52:19] kocka [7/365] has come upon Kiinga [9/277] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:26:47 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/25/13 18:37:21] Joska [53/259] has come upon kocka [98/365] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Joska's clock.
[11/26/13 02:40:03] kocka [81/365] has come upon Kiinga [136/277] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:34:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/26/13 08:36:04] budosroman, m00, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/13 10:56:16] lejah [3/36] has come upon kocka [304/365] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/27/13 01:48:55] CaptianObvious [0/1] has come upon kocka [7/396] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:00:41 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/27/13 09:45:11] kocka [239/396] has come upon lejah [32/123] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 06:53:47 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/27/13 21:53:00] Edina, kocka, and CaptianObvious [392/850] have team battled koszik, md5, and kurvaanyad [170/1311] and won! 0 days, 00:30:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/13 22:59:00] kocka [193/396] has come upon Reggie [142/482] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 08:11:15 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/28/13 01:10:35] Sanyi stole kocka's level 38 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Sanyi leaves his old level 31 pair of boots behind, which kocka then takes.
[11/28/13 19:23:27] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:15:44 is removed from their time toward level 45.
[11/28/13 22:42:12] md5 [62/657] has come upon kocka [22/388] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from md5's clock.
[11/29/13 13:01:33] koszik [118/427] has come upon kocka [49/388] and rocked it! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from koszik's clock.
[11/29/13 13:44:03] CaptianObvious, Reggie, and kocka [47/1142] have team battled endre, GDI, and kurvaanyad [598/1157] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/13 15:33:57] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 0 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 00:44:46 is added to kocka's timer towards level 45.
[11/30/13 08:49:42] kurvaanyad, m00, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/13 09:28:45] kocka [50/388] has come upon m00 [229/439] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:39:30 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/30/13 13:38:45] kocka [373/388] has come upon GDI [155/285] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:31:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/30/13 19:00:44] kocka [35/388] has come upon endre [92/454] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/01/13 00:29:15] m00, kurvaanyad, and md5 [909/1556] have team battled koszik, CaptianObvious, and kocka [216/1153] and won! 0 days, 09:28:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/13 03:09:42] kocka [80/388] has come upon Kiinga [219/354] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 07:59:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/01/13 09:38:26] kocka was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:56:20 from level 46.
[12/02/13 06:24:36] kocka [94/388] has come upon GDI [73/288] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 09:09:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/02/13 06:57:30] kocka lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:26:51 from level 46.
[12/02/13 10:21:15] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:08 towards level 46.
[12/02/13 23:49:17] kurvaanyad [42/418] has come upon kocka [11/388] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 09:03:40 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/03/13 02:48:46] Joska [242/313] has come upon kocka [166/388] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/03/13 19:49:18] gyilkos [281/476] has come upon kocka [344/388] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 04:35:29 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/04/13 10:08:21] lejah, endre, and kocka [273/1011] have team battled Sanyi, Joska, and GDI [358/1033] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/13 10:51:54] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:14 towards level 46.
[12/04/13 16:44:55] kocka [285/388] has come upon CaptianObvious [88/390] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:11:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/05/13 08:37:37] md5 [160/696] has come upon kocka [212/388] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:13:41 is added to md5's clock.
[12/05/13 17:51:57] kocka [145/388] has come upon Darwick [346/378] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/05/13 21:56:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 19:17:21 toward level 47.
[12/05/13 23:13:56] md5 [93/696] has come upon kocka [126/388] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to md5's clock.
[12/06/13 07:49:19] kocka [308/388] has come upon m00 [455/457] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:36:09 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/06/13 14:30:51] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 14 with their belt. 0 days, 00:46:38 is added to kocka's timer towards level 47.
[12/06/13 19:01:49] kocka [327/388] has come upon DarwickAK [92/438] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 11:38:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/07/13 18:49:21] koszik [26/432] has come upon kocka [138/388] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 06:41:26 is added to koszik's clock.
[12/08/13 06:04:33] endre, budosroman, kocka, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/13 08:57:41] kocka [252/388] has come upon Joska [300/375] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:59:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/08/13 14:12:52] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:25:42 is removed from their time toward level 47.
[12/08/13 16:46:33] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/13 01:07:18] kocka [71/388] has come upon Edina [15/356] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:21:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/09/13 07:55:30] GDI, budosroman, kocka, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/13 20:28:17] kocka [292/390] has come upon gyilkos [305/564] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/10/13 03:36:38] md5 [54/711] has come upon kocka [367/390] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to md5's clock.
[12/10/13 14:08:02] kocka was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:48:47 from level 48.
[12/10/13 17:35:21] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:36:44 is removed from their time toward level 48.
[12/11/13 14:04:18] budosroman, kocka, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/13 18:39:57] kurvaanyad stole kocka's level 28 charm while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 27 charm behind, which kocka then takes.
[12/12/13 01:58:37] Reggie [264/516] has come upon kocka [94/389] and rocked it! 0 days, 16:54:58 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[12/12/13 03:49:20] m00 [435/520] has come upon kocka [350/389] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:05:33 is removed from m00's clock.
[12/13/13 14:07:40] lejah [121/263] has come upon kocka [177/389] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/13/13 14:49:19] md5 [366/719] has come upon kocka [216/389] and rocked it! 0 days, 20:59:17 is removed from md5's clock.
[12/14/13 11:33:43] kocka [69/385] has come upon Joska [383/406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:39:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/14/13 17:13:38] DarwickAK [394/455] has come upon kocka [186/385] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/14/13 20:49:19] kocka [294/385] has come upon GDI [182/370] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:36:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/15/13 11:14:12] kocka [16/467] has come upon IRPGbot [647/655] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/15/13 11:49:18] kocka [356/467] has come upon lejah [10/263] and rocked it! 0 days, 13:41:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/15/13 13:09:55] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:38:32 is removed from their time toward level 49.
[12/15/13 13:09:55] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 53 damage. 0 days, 00:48:27 is added to kocka's timer towards level 49.
[12/15/13 21:12:58] GDI, Joska, and CaptianObvious [991/1183] have team battled budosroman, Kiinga, and kocka [1349/1398] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/13 12:51:54] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:51:55 is removed from their time toward level 49.
[12/19/13 16:14:23] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:00:08 is removed from their time toward level 49.
[12/20/13 11:59:18] kocka was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:09 from level 49.
[12/21/13 15:14:02] kocka [228/497] has come upon endre [11/524] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/21/13 16:48:51] GDI, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/13 23:49:20] kocka [161/497] has come upon Sanyi [96/443] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 12:31:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/23/13 21:23:12] kocka lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:45 from level 50.
[12/24/13 06:01:25] m00, koszik, and Darwick [1220/1561] have team battled kocka, Edina, and CaptianObvious [1040/1419] and won! 0 days, 05:42:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/13 10:49:19] Joska [297/543] has come upon kocka [68/497] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:58:02 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/24/13 11:11:16] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/13 15:36:40] budosroman and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/13 08:04:57] Edina, DarwickAK, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/13 10:59:40] koszik, m00, and kurvaanyad [872/1437] have team battled endre, Darwick, and kocka [1480/1607] and lost! 0 days, 08:58:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/13 14:45:13] kurvaanyad, GDI, and Darwick [119/1568] have team battled kocka, md5, and Sanyi [270/1661] and lost! 0 days, 12:08:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/13 17:24:01] kocka [457/536] has come upon Reggie [72/516] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/27/13 08:28:58] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:09 towards level 51.
[12/27/13 18:35:51] kocka [340/557] has come upon kurvaanyad [84/446] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 21:51:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/28/13 04:35:49] kocka [21/557] has come upon Sanyi [297/443] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 10:31:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/28/13 15:30:15] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 14 damage. 0 days, 00:50:34 is added to kocka's timer towards level 51.
[12/28/13 19:35:49] md5 [235/768] has come upon kocka [386/557] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 15:03:15 is added to md5's clock.
[12/28/13 20:12:05] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:03 towards level 51.
[12/29/13 19:53:23] kocka and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/13 21:58:24] [Sanyi], m00, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/13 03:37:35] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:21 towards level 51.
[12/30/13 16:35:49] kocka [532/557] has come upon budosroman [252/573] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:43:27 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/31/13 03:43:00] kocka [262/557] has come upon kurvaanyad [436/446] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:09:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/01/14 03:35:48] kocka [328/557] has come upon budosroman [405/599] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:38:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/01/14 13:22:31] kocka [501/570] has come upon Joska [208/566] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/01/14 18:34:46] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 19:11:11 is removed from their time toward level 52.
[01/01/14 23:35:49] kocka [356/570] has come upon budosroman [280/613] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 01:52:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/02/14 09:35:51] koszik [37/464] has come upon kocka [532/570] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:51:50 is added to koszik's clock.
[01/03/14 16:21:11] kocka, CaptianObvious, and Joska [1017/1809] have team battled Reggie, budosroman, and m00 [1373/1656] and lost! 0 days, 11:30:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/14 20:02:12] budosroman, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/14 01:35:50] m00 [99/527] has come upon kocka [437/592] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:35:59 is added to m00's clock.
[01/04/14 11:35:47] endre [248/535] has come upon kocka [534/592] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 21:02:00 is added to endre's clock.
[01/05/14 08:35:05] kurvaanyad [424/453] has come upon kocka [541/592] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/05/14 16:38:27] CaptianObvious, kocka, and kurvaanyad [1630/1694] have team battled Reggie, endre, and Sanyi [1104/1494] and won! 0 days, 14:36:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/14 18:32:51] endre, GDI, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/14 19:28:00] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:59 towards level 52.
[01/06/14 01:38:00] koszik [521/522] has come upon kocka [12/592] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:45:36 is removed from koszik's clock.
[01/06/14 13:47:47] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/14 15:50:04] Joska, DarwickAK, kocka, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/14 17:49:53] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:29:05 is removed from their time toward level 52.
[01/07/14 03:02:31] kocka [517/592] has come upon IRPGbot [28/757] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 16:36:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/07/14 07:38:17] Edina, anyadnakpalankot, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/14 19:42:14] kocka [259/592] has come upon Reggie [151/516] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 21:23:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/07/14 21:57:44] Joska [511/578] has come upon kocka [35/592] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/08/14 04:14:26] Sanyi, kocka, koszik, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/14 05:35:51] kocka [303/592] has come upon gyilkos [538/616] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 07:41:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/08/14 20:51:21] anyadnakpalankot and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/14 01:35:48] budosroman [1/613] has come upon kocka [412/592] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:22:13 is added to budosroman's clock.
[01/09/14 04:15:00] [Sanyi], gyilkos, kocka, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/14 11:52:09] kocka [163/592] has come upon CaptianObvious [403/678] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:48:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/09/14 14:21:43] CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and Edina [1321/1763] have team battled kocka, m00, and Reggie [1220/1801] and won! 0 days, 01:53:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/14 14:30:53] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:16 towards level 53.
[01/10/14 00:38:58] Edina, CaptianObvious, kocka, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/14 00:54:49] Sanyi, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/14 05:08:00] kocka [222/592] has come upon CaptianObvious [369/678] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/11/14 06:46:03] kocka [153/592] has come upon Kiinga [356/450] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 03:56:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/11/14 19:52:37] [Sanyi], anyadnakpalankot, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/14 09:35:51] DarwickAK [553/756] has come upon kocka [264/592] and rocked it! 0 days, 12:04:42 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/12/14 17:56:43] kocka, Darwick, and Kiinga [639/1669] have team battled [Sanyi], md5, and CaptianObvious [430/2187] and won! 0 days, 00:26:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/14 09:26:58] gyilkos [75/663] has come upon kocka [130/592] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/13/14 20:35:49] kocka [98/592] has come upon kurvaanyad [388/453] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 18:43:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/15/14 07:35:51] Joska [248/578] has come upon kocka [501/592] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 15:20:34 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/15/14 16:29:03] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 10 damage. 0 days, 00:53:39 is added to kocka's timer towards level 54.
[01/16/14 03:35:50] kocka [364/592] has come upon endre [411/479] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 16:14:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/16/14 19:47:30] Edina [378/469] has come upon kocka [197/592] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from Edina's clock.
[01/17/14 16:48:39] anyadnakpalankot [272/587] has come upon kocka [398/592] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[01/19/14 12:12:32] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 22. 0 days, 00:53:12 is added to kocka's timer towards level 54.
[01/19/14 15:16:58] anyadnakpalankot, gyilkos, kocka, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/14 01:32:52] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:06:41 from level 54.
[01/20/14 07:35:51] Sanyi [214/449] has come upon kocka [73/592] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:50:09 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/21/14 13:35:47] kocka [237/592] has come upon Kiinga [44/450] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:26:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/22/14 14:35:49] kocka [389/592] has come upon Joska [193/600] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:41:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/22/14 17:55:02] koszik [320/534] has come upon kocka [371/592] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 23:39:28 is added to koszik's clock.
[01/23/14 10:06:27] Joska, DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/14 15:17:10] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:16:48 is removed from their time toward level 54.
[01/23/14 16:58:28] lejah, kocka, and Sanyi [484/1444] have team battled DarwickAK, anyadnakpalankot, and CaptianObvious [773/2210] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/14 01:53:51] kocka [621/635] has come upon [Sanyi] [559/613] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 04:09:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/24/14 11:27:42] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:38:44 is removed from their time toward level 55.
[01/24/14 16:35:49] kocka [349/635] has come upon m00 [409/551] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 00:26:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/25/14 14:59:12] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 3. 0 days, 00:54:04 is added to kocka's timer towards level 55.
[01/26/14 00:52:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 6 days, 05:15:39 toward level 55.
[01/26/14 16:50:36] kocka and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/14 18:29:23] endre, budosroman, m00, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/14 23:31:09] kocka [7/635] has come upon Sanyi [443/463] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:42:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/28/14 10:51:47] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 74 with their belt. 0 days, 00:54:54 is added to kocka's timer towards level 55.
[01/28/14 14:01:36] gyilkos, kocka, and Darwick [2001/2034] have team battled [Sanyi], anyadnakpalankot, and Edina [1148/1681] and won! 0 days, 17:46:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/14 20:35:48] Sanyi [225/463] has come upon kocka [366/635] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 02:04:21 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/29/14 14:48:06] kocka was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:33:40 from level 55.
[01/29/14 18:36:09] Joska, CaptianObvious, kocka, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/14 21:03:26] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:04 towards level 55.
[01/29/14 21:35:48] kocka [550/635] has come upon CaptianObvious [31/698] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:46:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/30/14 02:35:48] kocka [15/635] has come upon md5 [652/930] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:37:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/31/14 00:29:25] kocka [596/635] has come upon gyilkos [54/677] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/31/14 01:09:48] kocka, [Sanyi], and endre [924/1727] have team battled md5, Kiinga, and Sanyi [460/1884] and won! 1 day, 21:01:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/14 14:05:13] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:44:50 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[02/01/14 14:25:15] endre, [Sanyi], budosroman, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/14 01:35:48] endre [555/593] has come upon kocka [3/635] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:04:35 is removed from endre's clock.
[02/03/14 17:30:45] kocka was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:55:34 from level 56.
[02/03/14 18:45:06] Edina, GDI, m00, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/14 03:16:06] anyadnakpalankot [291/603] has come upon kocka [0/635] and rocked it! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[02/04/14 07:27:50] kocka ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:14:56 from level 56.
[02/04/14 21:29:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:29:16 from level 56.
[02/05/14 09:39:39] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 87. 0 days, 00:55:40 is added to kocka's timer towards level 56.
[02/05/14 13:20:09] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:11:22 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[02/06/14 07:47:41] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:07 towards level 56.
[02/06/14 09:30:38] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:22:07 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[02/06/14 10:09:36] Edina, [Sanyi], anyadnakpalankot, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/14 05:35:48] koszik [341/556] has come upon kocka [18/635] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:45:07 is removed from koszik's clock.
[02/08/14 06:35:50] kocka [128/635] has come upon CaptianObvious [444/702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:16:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/08/14 08:23:17] Edina, gyilkos, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/14 09:12:41] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:59:32 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[02/08/14 20:37:26] kocka [17/635] has come upon Edina [1/495] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/09/14 02:07:20] CaptianObvious, GDI, and gyilkos [1253/2009] have team battled Sanyi, kocka, and anyadnakpalankot [206/1774] and won! 0 days, 04:19:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/14 02:35:51] kocka [195/635] has come upon Edina [239/495] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 11:11:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/09/14 06:00:01] GDI, [Sanyi], and kocka [934/1875] have team battled Sanyi, Kiinga, and endre [1/1623] and won! 0 days, 10:53:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/14 06:01:13] koszik, kocka, and endre [306/1798] have team battled Sanyi, [Sanyi], and m00 [1162/1712] and lost! 2 days, 10:58:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/14 11:02:29] md5, gyilkos, and Sanyi [1047/2158] have team battled CaptianObvious, [Sanyi], and kocka [1257/1958] and lost! 1 day, 02:54:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/14 13:49:17] Joska, CaptianObvious, kocka, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/14 08:35:50] kocka [596/635] has come upon DarwickAK [744/939] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 09:30:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/11/14 08:45:35] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 11:02:02 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[02/12/14 15:35:48] kocka [607/635] has come upon gyilkos [640/700] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 23:13:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/12/14 23:17:54] anyadnakpalankot [352/611] has come upon kocka [378/635] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[02/14/14 17:35:51] kocka [422/635] has come upon Sanyi [274/533] and rocked it! 1 day, 10:15:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/14/14 18:32:42] kocka was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:49:42 from level 57.
[02/15/14 07:55:20] kocka set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:23:46 from level 57.
[02/15/14 08:09:43] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 12:14:41 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[02/15/14 21:38:48] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/14 03:05:24] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/14 11:41:14] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 25. 0 days, 00:56:36 is added to kocka's timer towards level 57.
[02/16/14 15:32:36] Joska, budosroman, and DarwickAK [505/2364] have team battled Kiinga, Edina, and kocka [1211/1613] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/14 01:35:49] budosroman [670/748] has come upon kocka [482/635] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 14:04:45 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[02/18/14 11:35:48] Kiinga [320/483] has come upon kocka [433/635] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:48:36 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[02/19/14 04:15:28] kocka EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:22:31 from level 57.
[02/19/14 10:47:27] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/14 14:30:18] kocka broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:31 from level 57.
[02/19/14 17:13:26] endre, lejah, kurvaanyad, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/14 19:59:19] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:06 towards level 57.
[02/20/14 17:32:28] endre, DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/14 10:56:05] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 44 damage. 0 days, 00:56:34 is added to kocka's timer towards level 57.
[02/21/14 20:35:08] kocka [171/635] has come upon m00 [317/581] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:44:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/21/14 21:50:20] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:10 towards level 57.
[02/22/14 05:35:51] endre [288/621] has come upon kocka [427/635] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:31:31 is added to endre's clock.
[02/22/14 05:39:53] kocka [435/929] has come upon Joska [208/641] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/22/14 10:47:01] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 04:39:33 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[02/22/14 16:33:57] kocka [850/929] has come upon budosroman [489/761] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 01:43:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/22/14 20:35:51] kocka [892/929] has come upon m00 [447/576] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 14:50:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/23/14 20:44:20] kocka [319/937] has come upon Joska [619/641] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 01:20:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/24/14 06:48:30] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 10:58:43 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[02/24/14 13:28:09] md5 [63/971] has come upon kocka [760/937] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:57:52 is added to md5's clock.
[02/25/14 09:30:47] kocka was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:43:28 from level 58.
[02/26/14 08:00:58] kocka [233/937] has come upon endre [159/621] and rocked it! 1 day, 12:55:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/27/14 06:21:37] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:16:01 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[02/27/14 10:02:06] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 10:26:14 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[02/27/14 10:35:48] kocka [916/951] has come upon Joska [431/647] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 18:07:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/27/14 15:09:43] lejah [226/380] has come upon kocka [335/951] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:23:25 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/27/14 16:09:41] kocka [882/951] has come upon [Sanyi] [4/620] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:42:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/28/14 21:35:50] Joska [94/647] has come upon kocka [123/951] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:25:53 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/28/14 23:20:51] kocka and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/14 08:49:12] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:40 towards level 58.
[03/01/14 12:35:47] kocka [538/951] has come upon kurvaanyad [87/504] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:30:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/02/14 05:54:32] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:10:33 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[03/02/14 17:41:01] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:56 towards level 58.
[03/02/14 23:52:04] kocka [905/951] has come upon kurvaanyad [52/504] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/03/14 06:41:41] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:53:29 towards level 59.
[03/03/14 14:32:36] Joska, kurvaanyad, and Kiinga [607/1670] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [1451/2463] and lost! 1 day, 01:21:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/14 00:35:48] Darwick [401/724] has come upon kocka [902/951] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:40:03 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/04/14 09:20:45] lejah [139/380] has come upon kocka [370/951] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:29:53 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/04/14 12:09:02] lejah [379/380] has come upon kocka [180/951] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:13:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/05/14 02:56:04] kocka, gyilkos, and Kiinga [1298/2159] have team battled GDI, koszik, and Darwick [1773/1919] and lost! 4 days, 10:01:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/14 16:35:50] GDI [41/592] has come upon kocka [404/951] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:17:41 is added to GDI's clock.
[03/05/14 21:35:49] Darwick [189/724] has come upon kocka [886/951] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:48:15 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/06/14 05:18:35] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 01:50:15 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[03/07/14 05:09:37] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 23 damage. 0 days, 00:58:21 is added to kocka's timer towards level 59.
[03/07/14 05:54:00] Kiinga, m00, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/14 05:54:00] kocka [50/951] has come upon Kiinga [60/519] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 01:30:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/07/14 07:30:44] Darwick [106/728] has come upon kocka [383/951] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 17:25:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/07/14 09:05:02] kocka lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:04:20 from level 59.
[03/07/14 23:35:49] GDI [220/597] has come upon kocka [555/951] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:28:33 is added to GDI's clock.
[03/08/14 14:35:51] kocka [123/951] has come upon budosroman [426/782] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:44:39 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/09/14 02:00:52] Kiinga, Edina, and kurvaanyad [1394/1527] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and koszik [451/2351] and won! 0 days, 00:17:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/14 11:32:23] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/14 01:35:50] kocka [798/951] has come upon endre [177/650] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 23:41:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/10/14 04:42:42] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 23:11:12 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[03/10/14 05:34:06] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:17:22 towards level 59.
[03/10/14 17:12:51] kocka and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/14 02:35:51] GDI [384/597] has come upon kocka [253/951] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:57:20 is removed from GDI's clock.
[03/11/14 19:07:34] Sanyi stole kocka's level 52 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Sanyi leaves his old level 48 set of leggings behind, which kocka then takes.
[03/12/14 01:47:31] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:13 towards level 59.
[03/12/14 03:06:00] koszik [674/722] has come upon kocka [192/947] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 11:51:36 is removed from koszik's clock.
[03/12/14 12:42:52] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:59 towards level 59.
[03/12/14 13:35:48] kocka [569/947] has come upon DarwickAK [194/979] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:00:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/14/14 18:54:31] CaptianObvious, anyadnakpalankot, and kocka [1925/2276] have team battled [Sanyi], m00, and kurvaanyad [759/1913] and won! 0 days, 18:12:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/14 19:00:58] budosroman and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/14 01:35:49] kocka [27/947] has come upon DarwickAK [336/979] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:56:38 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/15/14 10:17:55] Edina, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/14 11:35:49] kurvaanyad [368/491] has come upon kocka [84/947] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:55:32 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/15/14 20:57:49] DarwickAK, m00, and kocka [2335/2505] have team battled Sanyi, CaptianObvious, and endre [1162/1891] and won! 0 days, 04:24:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/14 22:35:50] GDI [563/597] has come upon kocka [326/947] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 15:27:45 is removed from GDI's clock.
[03/17/14 00:03:57] lejah, kocka, and Darwick [1251/2218] have team battled m00, Joska, and koszik [1127/1948] and won! 0 days, 00:16:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/14 01:08:50] kocka [683/947] has come upon Darwick [595/728] and rocked it! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/17/14 05:45:52] kocka [13/947] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [3/625] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 4 days, 11:59:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/17/14 13:00:27] Darwick [361/728] has come upon kocka [279/947] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 06:37:00 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/17/14 18:35:49] m00 [481/579] has come upon kocka [56/947] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 21:07:08 is removed from m00's clock.
[03/17/14 23:35:47] kurvaanyad [42/496] has come upon kocka [314/947] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 09:59:02 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/18/14 03:30:50] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 20:54:41 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[03/18/14 10:18:07] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:11:29 towards level 60.
[03/18/14 14:02:30] gyilkos, kocka, Darwick, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/14 21:45:37] kocka [343/947] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [307/625] and rocked it! 2 days, 07:30:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/20/14 03:53:22] kocka spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! kocka's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/20/14 11:37:39] Joska, endre, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/14 14:38:47] koszik [248/722] has come upon kocka [45/935] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 09:09:47 is removed from koszik's clock.
[03/20/14 19:53:31] kocka [858/935] has come upon m00 [316/579] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:40:16 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/21/14 04:24:05] lejah [250/576] has come upon kocka [772/935] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:33:16 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/21/14 13:25:58] Darwick [633/733] has come upon kocka [929/935] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 19:56:53 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/22/14 01:28:39] kocka got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:42:21 from level 60.
[03/22/14 02:54:53] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:36:26 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[03/22/14 08:35:50] kurvaanyad [211/496] has come upon kocka [397/935] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 06:17:59 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/22/14 18:35:48] kocka [710/948] has come upon lejah [3/576] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:53:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/22/14 18:35:48] kocka has dealt lejah a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:06:57 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/22/14 19:58:08] m00, Sanyi, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/14 22:46:29] budosroman and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/14 19:00:17] GDI, Kiinga, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/14 14:44:34] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:30 towards level 60.
[03/24/14 15:42:54] Joska, kurvaanyad, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/14 02:27:54] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 02:44:24 is removed from their time toward level 60.
[03/25/14 06:34:29] kocka [236/951] has come upon gyilkos [26/716] and rocked it! 6 days, 14:50:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/26/14 01:15:27] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:53:05 towards level 61.
[03/26/14 02:18:57] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 09:55:22 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[03/26/14 12:41:13] Joska, [Sanyi], m00, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/14 08:35:51] Sanyi [15/526] has come upon kocka [651/951] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 10:41:17 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/27/14 19:41:00] kocka and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/14 20:40:23] kocka, CaptianObvious, and Kiinga [891/2168] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and endre [847/1909] and won! 4 days, 05:01:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/14 05:41:29] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 07:00:40 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[03/28/14 19:41:30] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:32:36 towards level 61.
[03/29/14 10:35:47] lejah [157/578] has come upon kocka [868/951] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:46:56 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/29/14 15:35:48] Darwick [272/733] has come upon kocka [432/951] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 21:06:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/29/14 22:29:33] kocka [311/951] has come upon budosroman [588/949] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 19:52:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/29/14 23:10:33] kocka [753/951] has come upon Kiinga [282/518] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 13:28:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/30/14 20:26:08] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:53 towards level 61.
[03/31/14 04:21:49] kocka [461/951] has come upon Joska [538/647] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:59:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/31/14 07:07:19] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:13 towards level 61.
[03/31/14 13:59:08] [Sanyi], Kiinga, and Edina [1016/1852] have team battled kurvaanyad, anyadnakpalankot, and kocka [328/2071] and won! 2 days, 01:03:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/14 17:34:49] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:27 towards level 61.
[03/31/14 18:39:12] DarwickAK [213/939] has come upon kocka [139/951] and rocked it! 7 days, 19:51:17 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/01/14 04:35:50] kocka [500/951] has come upon gyilkos [46/721] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:18:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/01/14 06:05:25] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:31:43 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[04/01/14 13:15:01] Joska, CaptianObvious, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/14 02:15:53] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:43:57 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[04/02/14 11:24:40] [Sanyi], lejah, m00, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/14 20:35:04] kocka [313/951] has come upon Sanyi [456/526] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:58:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/03/14 02:06:53] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:46:04 is removed from their time toward level 61.
[04/03/14 18:21:29] md5 [536/710] has come upon kocka [1/951] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:10:16 is removed from md5's clock.
[04/03/14 19:50:16] peta [32/201] has come upon kocka [44/951] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to peta's clock.
[04/04/14 09:56:40] kocka [850/953] has come upon IRPGbot [601/940] and rocked it! 10 days, 05:40:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/04/14 15:00:16] peta [67/204] has come upon kocka [490/953] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to peta's clock.
[04/05/14 07:01:30] kocka [767/953] has come upon CaptianObvious [527/704] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 00:14:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/05/14 21:38:41] [Sanyi], Kiinga, anyadnakpalankot, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/14 01:42:24] kocka [925/953] has come upon budosroman [656/776] and rocked it! 3 days, 17:42:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/07/14 01:30:47] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 20:30:12 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[04/07/14 10:35:48] kocka [143/953] has come upon kurvaanyad [111/501] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 22:53:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/07/14 16:28:28] peta [180/277] has come upon kocka [126/953] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:53:16 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/08/14 18:07:22] kocka [420/953] has come upon peta [242/378] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 21:25:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/08/14 21:35:49] DarwickAK [735/1013] has come upon kocka [708/953] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 08:21:15 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/09/14 04:53:21] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 50. 0 days, 01:01:58 is added to kocka's timer towards level 62.
[04/09/14 17:20:09] endre, GDI, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/14 22:10:35] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:12 towards level 62.
[04/10/14 04:08:47] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:35:51 towards level 62.
[04/10/14 04:44:23] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:46:14 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[04/10/14 04:44:23] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 23 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:01:26 is added to kocka's timer towards level 62.
[04/10/14 15:56:27] anyadnakpalankot, gyilkos, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/14 18:35:51] kurvaanyad [453/766] has come upon kocka [243/991] and rocked it! 5 days, 04:00:56 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/11/14 19:35:49] kocka [238/991] has come upon CaptianObvious [208/704] and rocked it! 0 days, 08:05:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/11/14 20:06:27] kocka was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:37:45 from level 62.
[04/11/14 21:01:36] budosroman and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/14 04:21:34] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:58 towards level 62.
[04/12/14 10:35:47] kocka [207/991] has come upon Darwick [402/753] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:14:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/12/14 20:53:22] Joska, Sanyi, kocka, and md5 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/14 00:36:53] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:51:28 is removed from their time toward level 62.
[04/13/14 07:03:13] kocka [777/991] has come upon Edina [25/516] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 07:19:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/13/14 09:06:58] kocka [310/991] has come upon lejah [122/684] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 19:44:47 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/14/14 00:27:51] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 05:11:12 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[04/14/14 21:04:09] kocka and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/14 03:59:24] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 19:39:38 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[04/15/14 15:54:08] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:35:57 towards level 63.
[04/15/14 23:53:04] lejah [17/684] has come upon kocka [569/991] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:20:01 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/16/14 04:35:47] CaptianObvious [467/704] has come upon kocka [972/991] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:58:21 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/16/14 22:10:14] Edina, GDI, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/14 00:35:48] kocka [445/991] has come upon peta [348/444] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 03:35:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/17/14 05:12:08] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:55:53 towards level 63.
[04/17/14 20:54:46] kocka [674/991] has come upon m00 [105/583] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:54:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/19/14 15:45:43] kocka [36/991] has come upon Joska [87/826] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 10:34:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/20/14 08:38:42] kocka [783/991] has come upon Edina [284/631] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:38:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/20/14 09:06:46] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and koszik [1923/2516] have team battled kocka, CaptianObvious, and GDI [1453/2365] and won! 0 days, 04:05:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/14 18:38:41] anyadnakpalankot [551/974] has come upon kocka [627/991] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 05:52:53 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[04/21/14 11:12:30] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/14 12:27:15] endre, GDI, anyadnakpalankot, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/14 12:54:26] kocka [870/991] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [849/974] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 05:26:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/22/14 12:54:26] kocka has dealt anyadnakpalankot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:01:07 is added to anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[04/22/14 23:53:09] lejah [340/691] has come upon kocka [988/991] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/23/14 00:15:04] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 139 damage. 0 days, 01:02:15 is added to kocka's timer towards level 63.
[04/23/14 03:55:34] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:45:04 is removed from their time toward level 63.
[04/23/14 07:36:37] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:33 towards level 63.
[04/23/14 14:51:14] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:25 from level 63.
[04/23/14 20:36:52] kocka [807/991] has come upon Sanyi [137/519] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/24/14 07:38:41] kocka [789/991] has come upon Kiinga [196/501] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 06:20:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/25/14 02:43:53] kocka [868/991] has come upon m00 [400/564] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 20:22:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/25/14 08:38:42] kocka [48/991] has come upon md5 [282/720] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 16:32:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/25/14 17:21:48] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:15:25 towards level 64.
[04/26/14 03:28:32] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 14:52:27 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[04/26/14 14:51:30] kocka [745/991] has come upon Kiinga [465/501] and rocked it! 3 days, 04:42:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/27/14 05:38:42] kocka [401/991] has come upon CaptianObvious [214/714] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 20:28:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/27/14 21:25:27] kocka was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:29:52 from level 64.
[04/29/14 13:25:55] Darwick, m00, and koszik [1782/2260] have team battled Edina, gyilkos, and kocka [193/2362] and won! 0 days, 21:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/14 14:21:21] kocka died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:28:35 from level 64.
[04/29/14 22:38:40] kocka [842/991] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [766/969] and rocked it! 2 days, 07:00:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/30/14 18:38:40] budosroman [89/949] has come upon kocka [360/991] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:14:03 is added to budosroman's clock.
[04/30/14 23:03:04] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 07:27:57 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[05/01/14 02:43:32] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 20:52:37 is removed from their time toward level 64.
[05/02/14 07:44:29] endre, budosroman, Reggie, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/14 10:38:41] DarwickAK [927/1036] has come upon kocka [496/991] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:21:49 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/02/14 13:42:23] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:54 towards level 64.
[05/02/14 20:38:40] kocka [470/991] has come upon m00 [98/569] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:37:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/02/14 23:43:04] kocka lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:06:05 from level 64.
[05/03/14 02:25:33] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 59 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:03:39 is added to kocka's timer towards level 64.
[05/03/14 11:51:43] koszik [16/788] has come upon kocka [635/991] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:25:19 is added to koszik's clock.
[05/04/14 01:18:51] anyadnakpalankot and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/14 13:41:17] kocka [27/991] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [942/969] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/05/14 01:53:27] lejah, m00, and Reggie [1928/2472] have team battled kocka, anyadnakpalankot, and md5 [1111/2665] and won! 1 day, 02:26:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/14 16:14:04] Sanyi, anyadnakpalankot, and lejah [1138/2475] have team battled DarwickAK, kocka, and GDI [2585/2727] and lost! 0 days, 16:58:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/14 23:48:58] kocka [83/991] has come upon Sanyi [18/524] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 13:32:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/05/14 23:49:57] kocka [213/991] has come upon Sanyi [523/524] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:10:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/06/14 19:38:44] kocka [276/991] has come upon Joska [535/829] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 04:06:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/06/14 20:50:04] budosroman and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/14 08:19:01] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:22:08 towards level 65.
[05/08/14 01:40:39] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 00:19:16 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[05/08/14 19:09:45] kocka [34/991] has come upon DarwickAK [380/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:14:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/09/14 06:16:05] CaptianObvious [16/725] has come upon kocka [133/991] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[05/09/14 06:51:44] budosroman, kocka, and koszik [2143/2736] have team battled gyilkos, md5, and CaptianObvious [422/2141] and won! 1 day, 06:14:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/14 03:38:44] kocka [624/991] has come upon Sanyi [224/519] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 16:45:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/10/14 13:39:58] budosroman [932/952] has come upon kocka [96/992] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 16:03:30 is removed from budosroman's clock.
[05/10/14 20:47:13] Joska, peta, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/14 20:48:52] kocka [372/992] has come upon gyilkos [434/711] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 17:58:05 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/11/14 05:23:26] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:58:35 towards level 65.
[05/11/14 23:36:37] GDI, budosroman, m00, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/14 17:21:36] kocka [867/992] has come upon kurvaanyad [621/766] and rocked it! 1 day, 23:00:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/12/14 18:51:49] kocka died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:11:22 from level 65.
[05/12/14 21:15:13] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 03:03:38 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[05/12/14 22:15:17] kurvaanyad, Reggie, and peta [1309/2307] have team battled anyadnakpalankot, CaptianObvious, and kocka [1932/2686] and lost! 0 days, 02:23:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/14 06:38:43] kocka [619/992] has come upon CaptianObvious [234/725] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:28:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/13/14 12:21:45] md5, kocka, and koszik [74/2492] have team battled kurvaanyad, peta, and anyadnakpalankot [1033/2347] and lost! 1 day, 12:48:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/14 00:46:46] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 02:01:01 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[05/15/14 03:38:42] kurvaanyad [742/766] has come upon kocka [485/992] and rocked it! 0 days, 07:21:37 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/15/14 05:36:12] kurvaanyad, peta, and CaptianObvious [1336/2113] have team battled md5, Darwick, and kocka [2494/2656] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/14 00:28:44] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 13:38:03 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[05/17/14 00:19:43] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:56:11 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[05/17/14 03:06:12] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:57 towards level 65.
[05/17/14 11:26:04] kocka [804/992] has come upon budosroman [33/957] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:47:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/17/14 20:30:18] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 02:34:08 is removed from their time toward level 65.
[05/18/14 01:38:44] kocka [724/992] has come upon Edina [459/640] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:15:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/18/14 08:44:24] kocka [256/1009] has come upon Darwick [413/914] and got flexed on in combat! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/18/14 11:41:06] md5, kocka, and Reggie [1329/2688] have team battled Edina, Kiinga, and anyadnakpalankot [153/2109] and won! 0 days, 06:05:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/14 11:49:14] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:37:24 towards level 66.
[05/19/14 21:29:47] kocka [765/1009] has come upon peta [59/671] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 13:55:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/19/14 22:38:40] kocka [669/1009] has come upon Sanyi [381/520] and rocked it! 7 days, 05:33:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/20/14 01:54:13] Edina, Sanyi, and Kiinga [930/1641] have team battled kocka, peta, and budosroman [2139/2741] and lost! 2 days, 01:44:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/14 10:09:19] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:19:01 towards level 66.
[05/20/14 13:38:44] lejah [825/1171] has come upon kocka [666/1009] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:47:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/20/14 13:38:44] lejah has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 6 days, 19:49:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/20/14 18:38:43] kocka [84/1009] has come upon Edina [382/647] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 13:31:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/22/14 00:38:43] anyadnakpalankot [961/994] has come upon kocka [553/1009] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 17:32:42 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[05/22/14 13:15:51] kocka and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/14 21:38:40] gyilkos [613/988] has come upon kocka [83/1009] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:57 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/24/14 22:07:57] kocka [758/1009] has come upon peta [147/688] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 19:55:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/25/14 08:02:03] Illidan [280/461] has come upon kocka [198/1009] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from Illidan's clock.
[05/25/14 22:58:44] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 09:46:19 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[05/25/14 23:57:56] Edina, peta, kocka, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/14 00:47:45] kurvaanyad [619/775] has come upon kocka [144/1009] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:25:28 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/29/14 07:19:36] Edina, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/14 21:39:52] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:07:15 from level 66.
[05/30/14 06:27:13] Reggie [182/933] has come upon kocka [23/1009] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 05:54:49 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[05/31/14 05:39:36] kocka [196/1009] has come upon peta [18/688] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 01:24:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/31/14 19:51:10] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 01:49:35 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[05/31/14 23:31:45] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 24 with their belt. 0 days, 01:05:37 is added to kocka's timer towards level 66.
[06/01/14 03:05:46] kocka, Joska, and CaptianObvious [569/2625] have team battled gyilkos, koszik, and kurvaanyad [861/2558] and lost! 1 day, 20:01:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/14 09:46:30] Reggie, peta, and DarwickAK [1705/2669] have team battled endre, md5, and kocka [573/2386] and won! 1 day, 03:13:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/14 14:04:53] peta, Kiinga, kurvaanyad, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/14 23:04:05] kocka fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kocka's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/03/14 00:37:52] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:42 towards level 66.
[06/03/14 19:24:41] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 16:01:38 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[06/04/14 00:10:12] peta, gyilkos, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/14 00:10:17] Darwick [796/876] has come upon kocka [258/1007] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:17:31 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/04/14 01:47:47] anyadnakpalankot [618/1002] has come upon kocka [87/1007] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 19:37:12 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[06/04/14 06:47:47] koszik [602/795] has come upon kocka [505/1007] and rocked it! 3 days, 21:00:37 is removed from koszik's clock.
[06/04/14 19:16:00] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:15:52 is removed from their time toward level 66.
[06/05/14 03:04:17] kocka [606/1007] has come upon Kiinga [189/486] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:17:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/05/14 22:21:46] gyilkos, kocka, koszik, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/14 06:24:21] kocka [526/1020] has come upon CaptianObvious [710/736] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/06/14 19:04:20] anyadnakpalankot, Joska, and Sanyi [2128/2403] have team battled kocka, peta, and lejah [839/2953] and won! 2 days, 09:56:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/14 19:17:10] kocka [98/1020] has come upon DarwickAK [915/1075] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 11:06:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/06/14 22:38:37] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 6. 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to kocka's timer towards level 67.
[06/07/14 23:41:50] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:30:25 towards level 67.
[06/09/14 01:47:46] Reggie [620/940] has come upon kocka [37/1020] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:11:26 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[06/10/14 21:30:41] endre, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/14 16:42:45] anyadnakpalankot [676/1263] has come upon kocka [343/1020] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 08:22:42 is removed from anyadnakpalankot's clock.
[06/12/14 11:52:33] Joska [830/1092] has come upon kocka [376/1020] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 12:13:06 is removed from Joska's clock.
[06/13/14 03:55:20] kocka [635/1020] has come upon DarwickAK [402/1075] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 18:35:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/13/14 13:58:09] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:12:51 towards level 67.
[06/13/14 17:55:47] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 52 damage. 0 days, 01:06:34 is added to kocka's timer towards level 67.
[06/13/14 20:02:00] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:46:17 towards level 67.
[06/13/14 21:34:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 13 days, 08:07:38 toward level 67.
[06/14/14 09:40:34] Darwick [386/876] has come upon kocka [202/1020] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 01:24:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/14/14 15:04:29] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:15 towards level 67.
[06/15/14 07:47:48] kocka [998/1020] has come upon IRPGbot [1053/1188] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 01:35:41 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/16/14 09:43:03] kocka and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/14 17:03:42] kocka, lejah, and Joska [1370/3417] have team battled m00, md5, and endre [723/2034] and won! 1 day, 23:05:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/14 17:11:00] kocka [406/1020] has come upon kurvaanyad [307/814] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 04:14:28 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/16/14 17:29:11] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 11 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:06:23 is added to kocka's timer towards level 67.
[06/16/14 21:09:41] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:34:22 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[06/17/14 15:13:37] kocka [803/1020] has come upon Kiinga [574/609] and rocked it! 0 days, 18:58:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/17/14 17:20:08] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 05:31:20 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[06/17/14 18:44:34] kocka [743/1020] has come upon Edina [385/691] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:10:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/17/14 18:44:34] kocka has dealt Edina a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:29:21 is added to Edina's clock.
[06/17/14 19:14:33] kocka, Darwick, and md5 [2587/2636] have team battled endre, CaptianObvious, and anyadnakpalankot [2302/2650] and won! 0 days, 09:48:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/14 00:31:07] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/14 17:11:11] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:01:34 is removed from their time toward level 67.
[06/19/14 06:47:48] DarwickAK [261/1083] has come upon kocka [408/1020] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 06:06:13 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/19/14 19:20:21] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:53 towards level 67.
[06/20/14 06:12:06] kocka [495/1020] has come upon gyilkos [759/952] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/20/14 13:39:21] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:57:30 towards level 68.
[06/22/14 19:47:45] koszik [459/803] has come upon kocka [992/1020] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:21:23 is added to koszik's clock.
[06/22/14 19:58:14] Joska, Sanyi, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/22/14 23:17:06] anyadnakpalankot and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/14 02:26:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 28 days, 09:28:54 toward level 68.
[06/23/14 10:47:46] kocka [413/1020] has come upon kurvaanyad [452/1035] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 20:47:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/23/14 13:25:01] kocka ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:54:41 from level 68.
[06/23/14 14:01:58] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/14 17:01:22] GDI, Kiinga, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/14 17:01:35] kocka [677/1020] has come upon CaptianObvious [84/725] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:43:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/23/14 20:07:44] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:59:10 is removed from their time toward level 68.
[06/24/14 04:12:57] kocka, Reggie, and CaptianObvious [1296/2689] have team battled koszik, Edina, and anyadnakpalankot [523/2757] and won! 1 day, 02:13:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/14 06:47:46] kocka [940/1020] has come upon peta [503/987] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:18:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/24/14 15:20:06] endre, Kiinga, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/14 15:20:19] kocka [447/1020] has come upon endre [633/662] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:25:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/24/14 23:29:14] lejah [77/1060] has come upon kocka [833/1020] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to lejah's clock.
[06/25/14 04:13:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 1 day, 01:55:36 toward level 68.
[06/25/14 09:02:28] koszik [530/803] has come upon kocka [932/1020] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to koszik's clock.
[06/25/14 19:49:51] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 154 with their belt. 0 days, 01:07:29 is added to kocka's timer towards level 68.
[06/26/14 01:01:43] kocka and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/14 07:27:27] kocka [1013/1020] has come upon Reggie [271/944] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 03:29:28 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/26/14 09:31:44] Reggie, DarwickAK, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/14 23:47:46] kocka [193/1020] has come upon md5 [91/735] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 21:34:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/27/14 06:44:06] Joska, Edina, GDI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/14 15:51:24] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 42. 0 days, 01:08:45 is added to kocka's timer towards level 69.
[06/27/14 17:03:41] endre, Joska, and gyilkos [2598/2826] have team battled lejah, kocka, and kurvaanyad [1442/2922] and won! 0 days, 18:45:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/14 12:16:14] Joska, Sanyi, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/14 19:22:57] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 21:26:24 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[06/29/14 01:17:12] lejah [921/1060] has come upon kocka [665/1020] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 23:34:44 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/29/14 16:45:08] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:32:49 towards level 69.
[06/29/14 16:47:48] kocka [107/1027] has come upon Joska [748/1092] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:09:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/30/14 00:50:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 21:31:07 from level 69.
[06/30/14 02:47:46] CaptianObvious [267/725] has come upon kocka [508/1027] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:40:04 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[06/30/14 10:18:23] md5 [88/735] has come upon kocka [306/1027] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:02:59 is added to md5's clock.
[06/30/14 19:05:12] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:35:16 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[07/01/14 04:23:48] anyadnakpalankot, gyilkos, kocka, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/14 09:25:10] lejah [806/867] has come upon kocka [885/1027] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 22:53:42 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/01/14 13:47:45] GDI [701/716] has come upon kocka [330/1027] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 01:57:48 is removed from GDI's clock.
[07/03/14 04:53:17] GDI, peta, kurvaanyad, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/14 15:12:46] lejah [1002/1060] has come upon kocka [955/1027] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 00:36:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/03/14 15:59:33] md5 [634/735] has come upon kocka [523/1027] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 12:51:05 is removed from md5's clock.
[07/03/14 16:36:03] kocka [166/1027] has come upon peta [173/987] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:55:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/04/14 02:59:22] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:25 towards level 69.
[07/04/14 14:49:00] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:29:09 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[07/04/14 21:37:06] lejah [661/1060] has come upon kocka [283/1027] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:27:19 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/05/14 04:35:20] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:30 towards level 69.
[07/06/14 08:42:03] lejah [241/1057] has come upon kocka [814/1027] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 23:52:31 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/06/14 18:12:10] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:40:10 is removed from their time toward level 69.
[07/06/14 22:14:50] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:23 towards level 69.
[07/07/14 08:05:22] lejah [30/1057] has come upon kocka [381/1027] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:24:39 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/07/14 13:14:24] kocka [960/1027] has come upon DarwickAK [725/1088] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:12:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/07/14 19:47:48] kocka [271/1027] has come upon m00 [193/644] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:37:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/07/14 23:22:33] kocka [79/1027] has come upon DarwickAK [1052/1088] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/08/14 15:47:46] kocka [127/1027] has come upon Darwick [739/906] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 17:51:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/08/14 17:56:35] GDI, m00, kocka, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/14 21:30:41] lejah [15/1057] has come upon kocka [711/1027] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:06:01 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/10/14 03:55:00] lejah [313/1100] has come upon kocka [734/1027] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:30:42 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/10/14 06:48:27] kocka was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:49:31 from level 70.
[07/10/14 11:46:58] kocka and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/14 17:36:29] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 05:08:52 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[07/12/14 17:18:31] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 02:28:05 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[07/12/14 21:51:55] kurvaanyad stole kocka's level 82 tunic while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 62 tunic behind, which kocka then takes.
[07/15/14 03:31:06] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/14 04:15:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 11:12:07 from level 70.
[07/15/14 10:04:39] kocka, Joska, and md5 [2839/2850] have team battled lejah, Sanyi, and Reggie [2048/2586] and won! 0 days, 16:33:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/14 15:02:05] anyadnakpalankot and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/14 11:12:44] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:59:33 towards level 70.
[07/17/14 06:14:24] peta, m00, kocka, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/14 16:04:41] Joska, GDI, and lejah [1596/2915] have team battled kocka, md5, and Sanyi [1377/2514] and won! 0 days, 11:32:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/14 05:47:48] Reggie [739/964] has come upon kocka [325/1020] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:47:22 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[07/19/14 01:04:20] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/14 02:01:01] lejah [863/890] has come upon kocka [787/1020] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:21:54 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/19/14 02:01:01] In the fierce battle, kocka dropped his level 66 charm! lejah picks it up, tossing his old level 47 charm to kocka.
[07/19/14 09:29:41] peta, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/14 11:49:58] kocka, kurvaanyad, and endre [253/2659] have team battled Kiinga, GDI, and gyilkos [253/2669] and won! 0 days, 22:09:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/14 12:43:01] endre stole kocka's level 47 charm while they were sleeping! endre leaves his old level 46 charm behind, which kocka then takes.
[07/20/14 20:06:59] lejah [453/907] has come upon kocka [718/998] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 08:27:23 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/20/14 22:27:19] lejah [552/907] has come upon kocka [710/998] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 15:29:13 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/20/14 22:47:48] GDI [645/922] has come upon kocka [458/998] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 04:02:28 is removed from GDI's clock.
[07/22/14 14:10:38] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:40 towards level 70.
[07/22/14 21:53:08] m00, Sanyi, and md5 [1247/2480] have team battled kurvaanyad, Darwick, and kocka [129/2937] and won! 0 days, 08:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/14 23:36:33] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:00 towards level 70.
[07/25/14 11:42:08] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 08:14:36 is removed from their time toward level 70.
[07/25/14 12:47:46] kocka [461/998] has come upon anyadnakpalankot [499/1287] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:26:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/25/14 13:25:32] kocka, md5, and kurvaanyad [2127/2812] have team battled Kiinga, gyilkos, and koszik [1110/2568] and won! 0 days, 08:13:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/14 21:07:30] kocka [705/998] has come upon GDI [429/922] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:01:59 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/26/14 00:57:18] kocka [600/998] has come upon endre [52/609] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:46:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/26/14 14:33:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 00:32:14 toward level 70.
[07/26/14 14:59:13] kocka [736/998] has come upon DarwickAK [598/1069] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 05:32:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/26/14 16:44:46] peta, lejah, and Darwick [1775/2737] have team battled Sanyi, Edina, and kocka [337/2538] and won! 0 days, 07:22:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/14 23:47:44] kocka [210/998] has come upon md5 [518/768] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 11:06:05 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/27/14 23:31:46] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:04:20 towards level 71.
[07/28/14 02:19:10] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and m00 [1163/3014] have team battled [Sanyi], kocka, and lejah [751/2787] and won! 1 day, 23:13:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/14 06:47:47] Reggie [80/964] has come upon kocka [861/998] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:32:41 is added to Reggie's clock.
[07/30/14 14:38:16] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 21:34:31 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[07/30/14 18:10:07] kocka [670/998] has come upon DarwickAK [915/1069] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 21:28:22 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/30/14 19:12:30] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:26:40 towards level 71.
[07/30/14 21:57:17] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:33:27 towards level 71.
[07/31/14 02:58:13] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/14 03:53:24] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/14 14:47:45] Sanyi [543/842] has come upon kocka [614/998] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:04:54 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/01/14 20:43:09] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:26:50 from level 71.
[08/01/14 23:34:17] kocka got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:24:21 from level 71.
[08/02/14 14:11:27] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 22:57:00 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[08/03/14 18:58:28] kocka [910/998] has come upon Sanyi [172/842] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 17:04:59 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/04/14 22:47:46] koszik [26/818] has come upon kocka [410/998] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 06:43:17 is added to koszik's clock.
[08/06/14 00:40:24] kocka [766/998] has come upon Joska [828/1116] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 02:06:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/06/14 17:24:23] kocka was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:01:05 from level 71.
[08/07/14 20:47:47] Sanyi [607/842] has come upon kocka [636/1013] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 01:53:10 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/08/14 02:26:28] kocka [128/1013] has come upon lejah [352/944] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 13:36:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/08/14 15:14:33] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/14 15:44:31] kocka ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:52:26 from level 71.
[08/08/14 17:44:13] Ajvorl, koszik, and peta [95/2347] have team battled kocka, Edina, and Kiinga [1035/2374] and lost! 0 days, 03:07:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/14 19:10:01] [Sanyi], GDI, lejah, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/14 21:47:45] Darwick [274/827] has come upon kocka [214/1013] and rocked it! 0 days, 12:22:11 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/08/14 21:47:45] In the fierce battle, kocka dropped his level 67 pair of boots! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 64 pair of boots to kocka.
[08/10/14 13:02:40] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/14 05:28:43] kocka [838/1009] has come upon Ajvorl [263/634] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:07:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/12/14 12:11:45] kocka [852/1009] has come upon Edina [400/675] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:09:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/12/14 19:12:59] kocka [771/1009] has come upon Ajvorl [234/634] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:45:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/12/14 20:47:49] Reggie [568/983] has come upon kocka [461/1009] and rocked it! 5 days, 07:21:52 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[08/13/14 16:47:45] kocka [888/1009] has come upon IRPGbot [1101/1199] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 17:49:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/14/14 20:56:54] kurvaanyad, kocka, and Ajvorl [2680/2721] have team battled koszik, GDI, and Darwick [1495/2602] and won! 0 days, 00:23:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/14 03:14:11] kocka [506/1009] has come upon Sanyi [624/842] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 14:30:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/15/14 18:03:42] kocka [654/1009] has come upon peta [887/944] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:52:39 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/15/14 20:59:35] endre, peta, kurvaanyad, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/14 13:44:37] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:21 towards level 71.
[08/16/14 14:08:26] kocka [42/1009] has come upon DarwickAK [398/1078] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:46:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/17/14 10:08:25] Sanyi [535/847] has come upon kocka [10/1009] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:53:21 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/17/14 12:53:47] kocka sharpened the edge of his weapon! kocka's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/14 11:08:28] [Sanyi] [0/895] has come upon kocka [806/1043] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 07:54:58 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/18/14 12:32:43] endre, GDI, Reggie, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/14 20:43:29] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:15:20 is removed from their time toward level 71.
[08/18/14 21:36:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 16:32:09 toward level 71.
[08/19/14 15:31:34] kocka [871/1043] has come upon IRPGbot [472/1199] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 05:40:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/19/14 20:34:27] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 17:19:19 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[08/20/14 18:08:28] kocka [997/1043] has come upon koszik [561/859] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 07:25:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/21/14 20:30:57] kocka [449/1043] has come upon Reggie [846/1000] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 16:09:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/23/14 11:08:28] lejah [575/933] has come upon kocka [503/1043] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 12:06:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/24/14 12:08:28] kocka [824/1043] has come upon Ajvorl [181/678] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 01:40:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/25/14 06:48:21] peta, md5, and m00 [2288/2680] have team battled kocka, Reggie, and Joska [1163/3131] and won! 2 days, 07:54:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/14 13:08:25] Reggie [600/1000] has come upon kocka [549/1043] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 18:19:37 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[08/25/14 15:37:57] Edina, Kiinga, m00, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/14 15:53:53] kocka [529/1043] has come upon Kiinga [640/673] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 18:52:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/25/14 18:08:26] kocka [813/1043] has come upon Reggie [987/1000] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 22:32:10 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/26/14 04:08:28] kocka [543/1043] has come upon Edina [188/736] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:34:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/26/14 15:51:32] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 14:07:44 is removed from their time toward level 72.
[08/28/14 10:28:29] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:15:10 towards level 72.
[08/29/14 20:10:55] Ajvorl, m00, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/14 17:50:27] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/14 21:09:26] Edina, CaptianObvious, kocka, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/14 14:08:24] Darwick [86/831] has come upon kocka [1007/1043] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 05:35:16 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/01/14 08:09:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 2 days, 14:12:25 toward level 72.
[09/02/14 06:08:28] kocka [544/1043] has come upon md5 [522/759] and rocked it! 0 days, 01:57:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/02/14 15:41:52] kocka [74/1043] has come upon gyilkos [229/863] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 05:14:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/04/14 08:25:57] Ajvorl, Reggie, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/14 14:31:39] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 23:33:52 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[09/04/14 16:48:53] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/14 00:34:06] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:00:51 towards level 73.
[09/05/14 10:59:14] Edina, peta, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/14 14:22:49] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 00:13:10 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[09/05/14 16:25:46] kocka [1000/1043] has come upon peta [390/1012] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 15:20:27 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/06/14 05:34:31] GDI, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/14 08:03:31] kocka [655/1043] has come upon Edina [604/736] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 09:25:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/07/14 17:38:29] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:25 towards level 73.
[09/07/14 17:45:37] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 18:30:23 is removed from their time toward level 73.
[09/08/14 06:16:51] Kiinga [188/683] has come upon kocka [754/1043] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 10:02:11 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/09/14 08:42:01] kocka [858/1043] has come upon Joska [67/1089] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:19:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/10/14 01:49:10] m00, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/14 07:51:06] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/14 03:54:31] kocka and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/14 21:35:26] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:37 towards level 73.
[09/13/14 11:13:58] kocka [737/1043] has come upon Kiinga [115/683] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 02:37:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/13/14 13:11:41] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 18:27:38 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[09/13/14 13:11:41] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 46 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:13:54 is added to kocka's timer towards level 74.
[09/13/14 13:25:42] peta, m00, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/14 15:04:50] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:21:16 towards level 74.
[09/13/14 22:08:24] kocka [229/1043] has come upon Darwick [499/841] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 09:40:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/14/14 06:38:41] Joska, Reggie, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/14 13:08:25] kocka [1010/1043] has come upon md5 [592/759] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 16:21:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/15/14 08:01:51] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:04:30 towards level 74.
[09/16/14 02:36:46] GDI, peta, kurvaanyad, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/14 15:08:26] kocka [1028/1043] has come upon CaptianObvious [529/1057] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:18:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/18/14 20:11:09] kocka was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:46:23 from level 74.
[09/19/14 13:08:28] kocka [1008/1043] has come upon Joska [320/1096] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:05:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/19/14 23:08:25] CaptianObvious [731/1061] has come upon kocka [749/1043] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 08:42:50 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/20/14 15:49:42] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:03:04 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[09/21/14 03:24:37] kocka [689/1043] has come upon [Sanyi] [9/1089] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 04:40:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/22/14 11:47:40] DarwickAK, kocka, and Ajvorl [485/2938] have team battled md5, GDI, and koszik [2054/2568] and lost! 0 days, 22:11:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/14 11:51:26] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 02:14:11 is removed from their time toward level 74.
[09/23/14 03:30:13] [Sanyi], peta, m00, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/14 17:48:59] peta, kocka, and Joska [1949/3167] have team battled Reggie, Edina, and gyilkos [480/2638] and won! 0 days, 10:05:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/14 20:55:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 13:24:39 toward level 74.
[09/24/14 14:16:28] kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, and kocka [2792/3003] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and Joska [2145/2803] and won! 0 days, 01:17:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/14 18:08:24] kocka [944/1043] has come upon Sanyi [23/866] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/24/14 19:14:28] kocka [673/1043] has come upon GDI [876/990] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 18:37:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/25/14 11:24:39] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 29 days, 13:10:58 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[09/25/14 18:49:46] kocka [487/1043] has come upon Joska [393/1096] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 21:13:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/27/14 06:08:25] kocka [10/1043] has come upon Darwick [674/841] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 05:08:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/27/14 14:47:18] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 11:59:17 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[09/27/14 21:47:21] kocka and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/14 10:02:54] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:05:13 towards level 75.
[09/29/14 00:11:38] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:18:21 towards level 75.
[09/29/14 07:44:25] kocka and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/14 14:06:52] Kiinga, Darwick, and Reggie [1999/2525] have team battled Joska, kocka, and CaptianObvious [2388/3206] and lost! 0 days, 13:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/14 14:29:27] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 06:34:22 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[09/30/14 04:34:48] m00, Darwick, and peta [616/2825] have team battled Edina, [Sanyi], and kocka [1243/2870] and lost! 0 days, 05:12:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/14 09:07:12] kocka saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:16:34 from level 75.
[09/30/14 10:40:01] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 24 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:14:35 is added to kocka's timer towards level 75.
[09/30/14 14:08:27] kocka [754/1043] has come upon Reggie [62/1000] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 13:12:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/30/14 14:20:36] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:03:31 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[10/01/14 05:08:27] kocka [697/1043] has come upon md5 [393/778] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:15:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/01/14 14:11:48] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 88. 0 days, 01:14:01 is added to kocka's timer towards level 75.
[10/01/14 20:08:24] Joska [83/1102] has come upon kocka [459/1043] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:46:32 is added to Joska's clock.
[10/20/14 05:47:44] kocka [568/1043] has come upon gyilkos [627/1117] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:56:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/20/14 09:28:27] ape [130/232] has come upon kocka [968/1043] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:54:59 is added to ape's clock.
[10/20/14 11:13:06] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:53:52 towards level 75.
[10/20/14 14:08:25] kocka [499/1043] has come upon koszik [526/858] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 23:54:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/22/14 11:44:34] kocka [102/1043] has come upon ape [255/258] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 16:34:05 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/22/14 16:50:28] peta, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/14 21:52:11] kocka [561/1043] has come upon gyilkos [566/1117] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 15:42:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/24/14 23:08:25] kocka [251/1043] has come upon m00 [831/982] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:45:10 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/25/14 04:08:25] kocka [178/1043] has come upon peta [514/1053] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:09:19 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/25/14 14:08:25] kocka [544/1043] has come upon Edina [397/737] and rocked it! 1 day, 03:26:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/25/14 19:59:46] kocka [446/1043] has come upon Edina [623/737] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:31:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/26/14 09:29:50] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:00:48 is removed from their time toward level 75.
[10/26/14 20:41:03] endre, m00, kurvaanyad, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/14 21:38:01] kocka [414/1043] has come upon Edina [360/737] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 13:05:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/27/14 23:11:05] kocka and md5 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/14 20:33:27] Kiinga, Sanyi, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/14 07:52:22] kocka [494/1043] has come upon CaptianObvious [888/1062] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 12:26:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/30/14 08:54:19] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 08:37:21 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[10/30/14 11:17:11] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:53:47 towards level 76.
[11/01/14 05:10:30] [Sanyi] [163/1304] has come upon kocka [936/1043] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 20:06:18 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/02/14 11:31:08] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/14 03:35:15] koszik, Darwick, and Kiinga [643/2413] have team battled gyilkos, md5, and kocka [1219/2953] and lost! 0 days, 08:42:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/14 07:14:43] kocka [505/1043] has come upon [Sanyi] [337/1304] and rocked it! 7 days, 13:41:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/03/14 08:18:48] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 04:13:32 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[11/03/14 18:36:00] gyilkos, kocka, and GDI [1890/3158] have team battled Ajvorl, endre, and [Sanyi] [1992/3038] and lost! 3 days, 13:51:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/14 04:51:59] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/14 04:02:57] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 128. 0 days, 01:15:35 is added to kocka's timer towards level 76.
[11/07/14 07:36:21] kocka [1026/1043] has come upon peta [395/1071] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 17:27:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/08/14 03:53:59] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 21:46:41 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[11/08/14 11:18:55] kocka [493/1043] has come upon CaptianObvious [208/1065] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 07:45:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/09/14 07:25:43] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 14:22:47 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[11/09/14 10:05:09] Ajvorl, peta, kocka, and md5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/14 13:10:29] kocka [87/1043] has come upon [Sanyi] [232/1304] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 21:55:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/09/14 18:10:31] kocka [216/1043] has come upon gyilkos [414/1114] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 02:02:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/10/14 09:10:31] peta [428/1071] has come upon kocka [758/1043] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 00:56:53 is added to peta's clock.
[11/10/14 11:07:34] kocka [800/1043] has come upon Ajvorl [720/894] and rocked it! 1 day, 13:44:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/10/14 12:21:34] [Sanyi], m00, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/14 07:08:04] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 15:25:03 is removed from their time toward level 76.
[11/12/14 01:10:28] kocka [755/1043] has come upon CaptianObvious [731/1065] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 21:43:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/12/14 03:18:36] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 17 with their belt. 0 days, 01:15:41 is added to kocka's timer towards level 76.
[11/12/14 19:08:07] kocka [1015/1039] has come upon endre [474/830] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:21:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/12/14 19:08:07] kocka has dealt endre a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:48:10 is added to endre's clock.
[11/13/14 02:10:29] koszik [786/859] has come upon kocka [593/1039] and rocked it! 6 days, 14:15:11 is removed from koszik's clock.
[11/13/14 12:10:28] kurvaanyad [578/1123] has come upon kocka [872/1039] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:16:17 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/13/14 13:13:34] kocka, endre, and DarwickAK [437/2933] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and CaptianObvious [3128/3243] and lost! 0 days, 08:59:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/14 06:05:05] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:17 towards level 76.
[11/15/14 06:09:23] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/14 21:31:57] m00, Sanyi, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/14 00:46:40] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/14 09:50:07] kocka [759/1039] has come upon gyilkos [129/1114] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 13:47:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/16/14 11:55:25] kocka [797/1039] has come upon m00 [667/1082] and rocked it! 9 days, 15:12:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/16/14 16:55:23] md5 [702/775] has come upon kocka [98/1039] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:57:39 is removed from md5's clock.
[11/16/14 20:34:23] endre, [Sanyi], m00, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/14 20:34:36] kocka [271/1039] has come upon [Sanyi] [111/1307] and rocked it! 5 days, 05:21:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/16/14 20:35:07] kocka [597/1039] has come upon m00 [271/1082] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 22:27:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/17/14 03:39:29] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:37:43 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[11/17/14 14:43:06] kocka [189/1039] has come upon peta [277/1064] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 20:32:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/17/14 14:43:20] kocka [181/1039] has come upon peta [848/1064] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 00:32:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/17/14 17:59:41] kocka [552/1039] has come upon Joska [468/1141] and rocked it! 4 days, 09:14:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/17/14 22:55:26] GDI [338/1038] has come upon kocka [717/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:44:31 is added to GDI's clock.
[11/18/14 21:36:56] endre, Kiinga, and gyilkos [786/2659] have team battled kocka, Sanyi, and Darwick [1586/2824] and lost! 3 days, 04:42:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/14 00:21:41] kocka [309/1039] has come upon endre [670/834] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:57:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/19/14 03:21:36] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 03:13:42 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[11/20/14 00:55:25] kocka [132/1039] has come upon GDI [1011/1038] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:51:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/20/14 17:59:49] kocka [846/1039] has come upon Ajvorl [558/882] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 06:23:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/23/14 17:56:49] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:54 towards level 77.
[11/24/14 05:35:48] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:38 towards level 77.
[11/24/14 11:18:31] kocka [53/1039] has come upon kurvaanyad [1012/1153] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:42:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/25/14 00:55:24] kocka [690/1039] has come upon peta [232/1069] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 02:57:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/25/14 04:24:49] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/14 12:13:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 23:18:36 from level 77.
[11/26/14 06:55:26] m00 [257/870] has come upon kocka [740/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:55:06 is added to m00's clock.
[11/26/14 21:55:22] kocka [718/1039] has come upon m00 [198/870] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:56:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/27/14 04:15:01] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:10:41 towards level 77.
[11/29/14 03:44:42] Luke [22/293] has come upon kocka [307/1039] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to Luke's clock.
[11/30/14 10:47:09] Luke [293/343] has come upon kocka [269/1039] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:17:39 is removed from Luke's clock.
[12/01/14 06:55:22] Sanyi [456/890] has come upon kocka [442/1039] and rocked it! 5 days, 04:10:15 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[12/01/14 11:55:25] kocka [550/1039] has come upon m00 [451/870] and rocked it! 0 days, 18:32:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/02/14 01:25:56] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:26:25 is removed from their time toward level 77.
[12/02/14 13:58:40] kocka [36/1039] has come upon m00 [620/870] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:59:38 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/03/14 14:29:29] m00, kocka, and koszik [14/2764] have team battled Reggie, Luke, and kurvaanyad [2486/2678] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/14 07:35:01] kocka was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:43 from level 77.
[12/04/14 14:32:24] kocka [381/1039] has come upon Sanyi [102/890] and rocked it! 12 days, 02:13:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/05/14 05:55:22] kocka [139/1039] has come upon endre [786/838] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 10:40:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/06/14 01:55:24] Ajvorl [756/1114] has come upon kocka [948/1039] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 18:04:01 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[12/07/14 04:58:29] Ajvorl, peta, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/14 06:17:28] koszik [747/873] has come upon kocka [988/1039] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 09:21:36 is added to koszik's clock.
[12/07/14 15:32:19] Luke [542/564] has come upon kocka [856/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Luke's clock.
[12/08/14 05:06:17] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/14 05:13:46] kocka, endre, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/14 04:55:22] kocka [541/1039] has come upon GDI [277/1022] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 02:14:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/10/14 03:22:14] endre, kocka, and gyilkos [1955/2994] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and Luke [180/2335] and won! 0 days, 02:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/14 03:52:52] Kiinga, Luke, and Joska [2126/2273] have team battled kocka, peta, and GDI [296/3069] and won! 0 days, 01:42:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/14 15:55:24] kocka [370/1039] has come upon [Sanyi] [788/1307] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:17:06 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/11/14 06:55:25] kocka [754/1039] has come upon CaptianObvious [483/1038] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 14:33:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/12/14 02:04:49] Joska, kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/14 02:55:24] [Sanyi] [222/1307] has come upon kocka [868/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:59:32 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/12/14 12:55:22] DarwickAK [749/1068] has come upon kocka [682/1039] and rocked it! 5 days, 06:11:48 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/13/14 22:53:00] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:47 towards level 78.
[12/14/14 02:32:21] Edina, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [148/3154] have team battled peta, kocka, and Kiinga [2537/2752] and lost! 1 day, 15:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/14 04:55:23] kocka [722/1039] has come upon Edina [433/779] and rocked it! 1 day, 21:00:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/14/14 15:25:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 3 days, 20:03:44 toward level 78.
[12/14/14 15:59:02] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:50 towards level 78.
[12/14/14 18:12:41] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/14 08:23:30] kocka set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:23:46 from level 78.
[12/15/14 20:55:23] Edina [757/779] has come upon kocka [781/1039] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 16:20:21 is added to Edina's clock.
[12/17/14 05:04:12] Darwick, kocka, and Kiinga [310/2639] have team battled CaptianObvious, Edina, and Reggie [2226/2833] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/14 20:37:05] peta, koszik, and kurvaanyad [3120/3254] have team battled kocka, Reggie, and Darwick [1401/2940] and won! 0 days, 02:38:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/14 22:05:42] [Sanyi], peta, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/14 22:55:23] kocka [253/1039] has come upon Joska [28/980] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 02:24:19 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/18/14 08:55:22] kocka [678/1039] has come upon [Sanyi] [1243/1353] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:05:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/18/14 09:58:34] kocka [40/1039] has come upon endre [95/847] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 19:38:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/20/14 20:55:25] gyilkos [591/1129] has come upon kocka [321/1039] and rocked it! 12 days, 03:27:21 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/21/14 02:58:54] Sanyi, m00, and kocka [607/2824] have team battled Luke, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [2564/2985] and lost! 1 day, 07:14:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/14 06:55:21] kocka [33/1039] has come upon Darwick [249/885] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 11:48:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/21/14 08:22:10] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/14 15:03:01] Luke, kocka, Sanyi, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/14 21:39:29] Reggie, koszik, and endre [1794/2954] have team battled kocka, Ajvorl, and GDI [2039/3180] and lost! 0 days, 14:54:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/14 17:02:28] d-__-b [339/517] has come upon kocka [636/1039] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[12/23/14 18:29:19] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 28 days, 03:46:05 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/24/14 09:55:21] DarwickAK [156/1068] has come upon kocka [607/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 03:00:04 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/24/14 16:39:05] Ajvorl, kocka, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/14 18:20:21] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 15:27:28 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/24/14 20:03:15] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:52:44 towards level 79.
[12/24/14 21:46:18] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:32:54 from level 79.
[12/24/14 22:00:51] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 10:25:22 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/25/14 05:55:26] kocka [769/1039] has come upon lqx [49/215] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 03:09:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/25/14 13:28:30] Ajvorl, kocka, Sanyi, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/14 01:55:24] kocka [357/1039] has come upon DarwickAK [539/1068] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 03:46:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/26/14 02:40:11] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:44:47 towards level 79.
[12/26/14 05:58:48] kocka [395/1039] has come upon gyilkos [1097/1129] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:00:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/27/14 00:44:55] m00, kocka, and koszik [596/3061] have team battled Reggie, Ajvorl, and endre [2338/2982] and lost! 2 days, 02:44:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/14 03:18:14] kurvaanyad, Reggie, and CaptianObvious [2229/3215] have team battled Luke, [Sanyi], and kocka [2566/2986] and lost! 4 days, 04:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/14 07:55:25] GDI [812/1016] has come upon kocka [641/1039] and rocked it! 6 days, 09:05:51 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/28/14 17:44:29] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 09:57:20 is removed from their time toward level 79.
[12/29/14 04:41:09] d-__-b [493/549] has come upon kocka [175/1039] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:20:18 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[12/29/14 04:55:25] Kiinga [212/643] has come upon kocka [686/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 17:28:10 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/29/14 22:39:49] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:32 towards level 79.
[12/30/14 04:15:50] lqx [43/407] has come upon kocka [717/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:26:57 is added to lqx's clock.
[12/30/14 15:55:23] kocka [864/1039] has come upon [Sanyi] [473/1362] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:58:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/31/14 09:14:54] Ajvorl, Reggie, kocka, and d-__-b have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/14 20:58:13] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 111. 0 days, 01:18:34 is added to kocka's timer towards level 79.
[01/01/15 00:50:36] GDI, kocka, and CaptianObvious [1057/3093] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and Joska [1299/3175] and lost! 0 days, 12:50:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/15 22:26:06] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:52 towards level 79.
[01/02/15 02:01:12] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/15 19:38:05] endre [758/847] has come upon kocka [792/1039] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 21:20:39 is added to endre's clock.
[01/03/15 06:36:10] Darwick [485/909] has come upon kocka [40/1039] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:51:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/03/15 12:20:03] kocka [205/1039] has come upon kurvaanyad [771/1154] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 22:02:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/03/15 14:55:24] kocka [162/1039] has come upon IRPGbot [434/1284] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 14:22:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/03/15 20:31:23] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 08:03:34 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/03/15 23:21:14] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:44:51 towards level 80.
[01/04/15 01:47:26] endre, lqx, and DarwickAK [445/2402] have team battled Darwick, kocka, and m00 [949/2828] and lost! 0 days, 06:05:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/15 07:11:38] Reggie, kocka, endre, and Edina have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/15 18:49:09] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:07:23 towards level 80.
[01/05/15 16:00:00] kocka [875/1039] has come upon peta [633/1019] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 19:22:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/05/15 21:55:23] GDI [311/1016] has come upon kocka [798/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:53:24 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/06/15 10:56:27] Luke, Reggie, kocka, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/15 12:42:49] GDI, [Sanyi], and Edina [2358/3167] have team battled d-__-b, Sanyi, and kocka [2150/2530] and won! 1 day, 10:13:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/15 16:23:54] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 2. 0 days, 01:19:26 is added to kocka's timer towards level 80.
[01/07/15 16:15:00] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 14:38:03 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/07/15 19:55:28] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 12:28:42 is removed from their time toward level 80.
[01/10/15 06:14:51] kocka [300/1039] has come upon GDI [339/1016] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 19:05:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/10/15 07:50:47] kocka ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:41:17 from level 80.
[01/10/15 19:45:18] kocka [885/1039] has come upon endre [410/847] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 02:27:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/11/15 00:44:05] Darwick [36/909] has come upon kocka [270/1039] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 16:51:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/11/15 06:02:29] Darwick [155/909] has come upon kocka [206/1039] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 13:59:37 is added to Darwick's clock.
[01/11/15 12:55:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 8 days, 10:43:48 toward level 80.
[01/11/15 16:17:50] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/15 08:57:24] Joska [33/990] has come upon kocka [818/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 20:12:05 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/13/15 09:51:30] gyilkos [856/1279] has come upon kocka [530/1039] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 17:08:58 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/13/15 12:44:55] kocka was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:50:16 from level 80.
[01/14/15 05:12:11] CaptianObvious, kocka, koszik, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/15 09:25:24] kocka [722/1035] has come upon Ajvorl [208/1113] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:22:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/14/15 16:45:17] kocka sharpened the edge of his weapon! kocka's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/15 02:02:56] kocka, Sanyi, and endre [2450/2852] have team battled Kiinga, Edina, and peta [51/2504] and won! 0 days, 05:31:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/15 16:57:26] kocka [551/1086] has come upon GDI [17/1016] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:01:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/16/15 12:57:23] kurvaanyad [708/1163] has come upon kocka [170/1086] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 20:31:52 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/17/15 11:47:18] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:52 towards level 80.
[01/17/15 14:45:16] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 4. 0 days, 01:19:06 is added to kocka's timer towards level 80.
[01/17/15 18:25:49] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 59 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:19:54 is added to kocka's timer towards level 80.
[01/18/15 17:07:54] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:07 towards level 80.
[01/19/15 05:57:26] Reggie [79/1016] has come upon kocka [883/1086] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:23:52 is added to Reggie's clock.
[01/19/15 18:03:21] kocka [512/1086] has come upon DarwickAK [579/1092] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 17:16:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/19/15 18:07:50] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 20 days, 06:05:19 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[01/21/15 07:57:24] kocka [880/1086] has come upon GDI [185/1016] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 02:13:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/21/15 12:57:25] CaptianObvious [551/1049] has come upon kocka [174/1086] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:44:28 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/22/15 01:43:20] kocka was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:17:01 from level 81.
[01/22/15 03:57:25] Edina [608/807] has come upon kocka [140/1086] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:36:24 is removed from Edina's clock.
[01/22/15 05:44:30] kocka [450/1086] has come upon Reggie [824/1016] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 17:35:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/22/15 08:57:24] m00 [10/883] has come upon kocka [285/1086] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 04:55:39 is added to m00's clock.
[01/22/15 13:57:27] [Sanyi] [1117/1337] has come upon kocka [533/1086] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:46:23 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/23/15 04:57:26] kocka [581/1086] has come upon Kiinga [598/821] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 14:22:06 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/23/15 09:57:26] kocka [576/1086] has come upon gyilkos [1096/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 02:29:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/23/15 14:57:24] koszik [1125/1129] has come upon kocka [667/1086] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 07:01:01 is removed from koszik's clock.
[01/23/15 15:54:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 33 days, 02:59:51 from level 81.
[01/25/15 04:24:46] kocka [1047/1086] has come upon CaptianObvious [656/1049] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 15:50:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/25/15 20:49:52] kurvaanyad [180/1154] has come upon kocka [308/1086] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 14:38:24 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/26/15 07:57:27] kocka [631/1086] has come upon d-__-b [577/632] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 21:31:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/26/15 11:48:19] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:57:25 towards level 81.
[01/27/15 11:01:39] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:49:37 towards level 81.
[01/27/15 19:14:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 6 days, 14:29:18 toward level 81.
[01/28/15 13:50:07] kocka sharpened the edge of his weapon! kocka's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/15 15:57:26] kocka [899/1133] has come upon [Sanyi] [392/1406] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 09:09:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/29/15 20:57:26] endre [651/868] has come upon kocka [483/1133] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 15:24:52 is removed from endre's clock.
[01/30/15 01:13:13] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:38:26 from level 81.
[01/31/15 07:31:33] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:31:04 towards level 81.
[01/31/15 10:40:48] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/15 09:44:03] CaptianObvious [988/1049] has come upon kocka [802/1133] and rocked it! 10 days, 02:38:47 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/01/15 12:10:34] kocka ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:39:41 from level 81.
[02/02/15 18:54:58] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:15:54 towards level 81.
[02/03/15 01:44:02] Joska [896/990] has come upon kocka [1023/1133] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 09:07:22 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/03/15 21:44:00] kocka [813/1133] has come upon Kiinga [371/840] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 03:43:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/04/15 04:40:04] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka [1285/3504] have team battled endre, GDI, and d-__-b [729/2658] and won! 0 days, 12:16:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/15 07:44:00] Edina [516/807] has come upon kocka [60/1133] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:19:58 is removed from Edina's clock.
[02/04/15 07:44:00] Edina has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:32:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/05/15 13:44:01] d-__-b [95/632] has come upon kocka [507/1133] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:01:58 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[02/05/15 15:51:27] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 05:39:31 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[02/06/15 15:39:08] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:03:47 towards level 81.
[02/06/15 19:22:57] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 0 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:20:11 is added to kocka's timer towards level 81.
[02/07/15 03:54:45] Joska, kocka, Kiinga, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/15 05:43:59] kocka [1132/1133] has come upon CaptianObvious [342/1049] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 19:15:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/07/15 05:43:59] In the fierce battle, CaptianObvious dropped his level 70 helm! kocka picks it up, tossing his old level 62 helm to CaptianObvious.
[02/08/15 02:45:25] m00, kocka, d-__-b, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/15 19:32:55] Ajvorl, lqx, and kocka [581/2813] have team battled Edina, peta, and Darwick [521/2735] and won! 0 days, 06:26:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/15 19:46:00] m00, DarwickAK, and kocka [495/3117] have team battled Darwick, lqx, and d-__-b [939/2103] and lost! 0 days, 22:54:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/15 09:43:59] kocka [116/1141] has come upon [Sanyi] [1245/1421] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:20:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/11/15 13:43:47] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:58 towards level 81.
[02/11/15 14:57:41] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 20:37:01 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[02/11/15 16:33:23] kocka [711/1141] has come upon Joska [18/990] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:31:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/11/15 16:34:17] kocka [717/1141] has come upon Joska [232/990] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:57:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/11/15 16:34:26] kocka [1001/1141] has come upon Joska [839/990] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 08:52:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/12/15 05:44:02] GDI [647/912] has come upon kocka [219/1141] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:06:55 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/12/15 06:42:33] kocka ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:50:35 from level 81.
[02/12/15 18:29:09] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 02:03:58 is removed from their time toward level 81.
[02/13/15 06:44:00] kocka [175/1141] has come upon CaptianObvious [24/1041] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:05:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/13/15 07:05:20] kocka [364/1141] has come upon d-__-b [160/646] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 13:00:14 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/13/15 16:44:03] kurvaanyad [230/1169] has come upon kocka [774/1141] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:08:15 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[02/14/15 12:44:03] CaptianObvious [15/1041] has come upon kocka [507/1141] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:51:44 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/16/15 04:44:00] kocka [260/1141] has come upon GDI [513/1118] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 13:42:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/17/15 00:45:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 26 days, 04:33:32 toward level 82.
[02/17/15 02:35:11] David [76/115] has come upon kocka [59/1141] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:18:31 is removed from David's clock.
[02/17/15 15:06:22] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:25:10 towards level 82.
[02/17/15 17:38:14] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:44:43 towards level 82.
[02/18/15 02:41:05] kocka [476/1141] has come upon peta [930/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 22:46:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/19/15 13:45:46] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 13:10:21 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[02/21/15 05:33:03] kocka [1039/1159] has come upon kurvaanyad [399/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 00:24:59 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/21/15 17:08:33] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 81 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:21:30 is added to kocka's timer towards level 82.
[02/21/15 21:01:18] David [419/447] has come upon kocka [675/1159] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to David's clock.
[02/23/15 01:42:54] kocka sharpened the edge of his weapon! kocka's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/23/15 14:45:54] Sanyi [612/918] has come upon kocka [400/1205] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 08:29:43 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/23/15 16:44:00] kocka [44/1205] has come upon Joska [75/993] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 11:45:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/24/15 02:44:03] kocka [1144/1205] has come upon DarwickAK [890/1092] and rocked it! 4 days, 22:36:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/24/15 04:12:03] kocka, Edina, Sanyi, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/15 17:44:02] Reggie [698/1025] has come upon kocka [62/1205] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:31:05 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[02/25/15 12:52:12] d-__-b, gyilkos, and Joska [76/3071] have team battled DarwickAK, endre, and kocka [376/3351] and lost! 0 days, 18:04:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/15 16:32:53] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 04:39:09 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[02/25/15 16:32:53] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 130 with their belt. 0 days, 01:21:16 is added to kocka's timer towards level 82.
[02/26/15 23:50:37] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:09 towards level 82.
[02/27/15 10:44:02] gyilkos [820/1281] has come upon kocka [454/1205] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:19:25 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/27/15 10:44:02] gyilkos has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:59:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/27/15 12:34:20] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 18. 0 days, 01:21:59 is added to kocka's timer towards level 82.
[02/27/15 13:12:12] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/15 06:12:22] kocka was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:10:15 from level 82.
[03/01/15 15:55:33] Ajvorl, Reggie, kocka, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/15 08:56:17] kocka [566/1205] has come upon kurvaanyad [849/1182] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:28:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/02/15 13:37:43] Edina [18/800] has come upon kocka [948/1205] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 06:43:12 is added to Edina's clock.
[03/02/15 15:48:00] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:10:19 is removed from their time toward level 82.
[03/02/15 15:48:00] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 5 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:21:15 is added to kocka's timer towards level 82.
[03/02/15 18:20:09] Ajvorl, kocka, d-__-b, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/15 02:29:46] Kiinga, [Sanyi], and kurvaanyad [19/3509] have team battled kocka, Sanyi, and Ajvorl [447/3254] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/15 06:54:04] kocka and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/15 08:05:13] David stole kocka's level 75 tunic while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 71 tunic behind, which kocka then takes.
[03/03/15 10:22:42] kocka [911/1201] has come upon David [533/605] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:05:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/03/15 14:44:00] gyilkos [898/1281] has come upon kocka [678/1201] and rocked it! 7 days, 14:23:26 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/04/15 10:44:00] Darwick [768/906] has come upon kocka [231/1201] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:23:49 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/04/15 21:08:53] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/15 11:43:59] kurvaanyad [613/1182] has come upon kocka [625/1201] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:06:47 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/06/15 05:08:29] kocka [666/1201] has come upon DarwickAK [56/1092] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:39:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/06/15 07:47:02] kocka [1172/1201] has come upon Joska [610/993] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 17:08:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/06/15 12:44:02] Ajvorl [564/1168] has come upon kocka [784/1201] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 20:01:06 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[03/08/15 19:59:11] Edina [294/806] has come upon kocka [407/1201] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 17:07:20 is added to Edina's clock.
[03/08/15 20:13:02] Ajvorl, kocka, endre, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/15 02:34:54] DarwickAK [242/1092] has come upon kocka [265/1201] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 19:58:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/09/15 05:44:02] kocka [1094/1201] has come upon Edina [300/806] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 21:32:19 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/10/15 15:28:52] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 17:06:57 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[03/10/15 16:38:33] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:36:17 towards level 83.
[03/10/15 17:55:34] kocka [555/1201] has come upon gyilkos [862/1281] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 10:13:06 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/11/15 22:44:00] Reggie [721/1025] has come upon kocka [919/1201] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 09:22:13 is added to Reggie's clock.
[03/12/15 08:44:02] kocka [691/1201] has come upon IRPGbot [1108/1315] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 05:27:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/13/15 04:44:00] DarwickAK [543/1092] has come upon kocka [962/1201] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 01:03:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/13/15 21:57:46] kocka and endre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/15 13:02:34] kocka [945/1201] has come upon CaptianObvious [540/1089] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 23:39:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/15/15 18:24:41] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 08:42:57 is removed from their time toward level 83.
[03/15/15 21:25:33] Joska [274/993] has come upon kocka [746/1201] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 14:38:24 is added to Joska's clock.
[03/16/15 11:29:38] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/15 12:27:38] gyilkos, kocka, endre, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/15 22:44:01] kocka [925/1201] has come upon CaptianObvious [492/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:24:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/17/15 07:26:46] CaptianObvious [683/1101] has come upon kocka [1188/1201] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 22:33:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/17/15 10:21:07] Ajvorl, kocka, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/15 03:23:10] GDI, kocka, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/15 05:44:01] kocka [725/1201] has come upon Reggie [642/1044] and rocked it! 0 days, 20:34:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/19/15 06:00:23] Joska, kocka, and m00 [565/3074] have team battled endre, [Sanyi], and Kiinga [2781/3356] and lost! 0 days, 17:28:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/15 05:56:47] peta, kocka, Edina, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/15 10:10:43] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/15 12:06:58] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:23 from level 83.
[03/21/15 06:29:50] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/15 17:44:03] CaptianObvious [550/1113] has come upon kocka [604/1205] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 14:16:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/21/15 18:34:14] kocka [62/1205] has come upon m00 [355/880] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:05:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/22/15 15:45:10] kocka [956/1205] has come upon koszik [1007/1129] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 01:12:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/22/15 23:44:01] kocka [109/1205] has come upon Reggie [666/1048] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 21:34:28 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/23/15 05:54:01] kocka and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/15 22:31:31] Reggie [261/1048] has come upon kocka [554/1205] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 12:00:01 is added to Reggie's clock.
[03/24/15 05:44:00] GDI [365/1289] has come upon kocka [70/1205] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 18:43:35 is removed from GDI's clock.
[03/24/15 10:02:35] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:22:19 towards level 84.
[03/24/15 12:57:32] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:05:49 towards level 84.
[03/25/15 19:38:06] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/15 13:06:05] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 08:03:36 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[03/26/15 22:19:41] kocka set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:22:09 from level 84.
[03/27/15 13:10:36] kocka set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:14:24 from level 84.
[03/27/15 23:36:53] kocka [916/1212] has come upon [Sanyi] [26/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 22:56:19 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/28/15 01:36:30] kocka, d-__-b, and CaptianObvious [829/3266] have team battled peta, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [1042/3063] and lost! 5 days, 13:39:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/15 12:48:11] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 23:56:03 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[03/29/15 03:23:19] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], kocka, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/15 07:47:13] lejah, kocka, and Darwick [2891/3065] have team battled koszik, Reggie, and CaptianObvious [1722/3289] and won! 1 day, 09:28:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/15 18:29:24] kocka lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:47:44 from level 84.
[03/29/15 19:41:52] kurvaanyad, d-__-b, and kocka [3021/3335] have team battled David, Darwick, and m00 [864/2452] and won! 3 days, 20:05:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/15 11:34:04] Reggie, kocka, and Edina [641/3065] have team battled kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, and koszik [775/3467] and lost! 5 days, 07:20:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/15 22:44:04] kocka [1160/1212] has come upon DarwickAK [607/1112] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 14:06:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/01/15 21:06:10] Kiinga [17/999] has come upon kocka [1188/1212] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 22:48:01 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[04/02/15 09:25:15] kocka died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:36:30 from level 84.
[04/02/15 21:01:18] [Sanyi], peta, kocka, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/15 12:54:31] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 13:35:28 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[04/03/15 12:54:31] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 153 damage. 0 days, 01:23:06 is added to kocka's timer towards level 84.
[04/05/15 14:19:12] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:50:51 towards level 84.
[04/05/15 19:34:23] kocka [704/1212] has come upon Joska [159/1015] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 06:31:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/07/15 08:26:49] m00, kurvaanyad, kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/15 12:00:55] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:11:00 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[04/10/15 03:44:02] DarwickAK [308/1112] has come upon kocka [402/1212] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 07:23:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/10/15 08:44:01] kocka [1132/1212] has come upon Kiinga [126/999] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:31:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/10/15 11:52:06] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 9 damage. 0 days, 01:23:44 is added to kocka's timer towards level 84.
[04/10/15 13:08:56] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:22 towards level 84.
[04/11/15 02:14:51] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/15 04:44:01] lejah [586/943] has come upon kocka [615/1212] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 02:46:55 is added to lejah's clock.
[04/12/15 15:14:58] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:50:15 is removed from their time toward level 84.
[04/12/15 21:14:25] lqx, kocka, and kurvaanyad [556/3056] have team battled gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and Sanyi [1253/3562] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/15 03:17:50] kocka fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:27 from level 84.
[04/14/15 07:56:41] kocka [391/1212] has come upon [Sanyi] [272/1343] and gave em what was coming! 14 days, 02:16:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/15/15 13:44:04] kocka [1120/1212] has come upon Reggie [695/1042] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 04:20:19 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/15/15 14:48:00] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 08:00:11 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[04/16/15 01:45:11] lqx [657/683] has come upon kocka [167/1212] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:16:16 is removed from lqx's clock.
[04/16/15 14:12:14] kocka reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kocka's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/15 18:27:34] GDI, kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/15 23:26:21] kocka and endre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/15 09:00:13] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:14 towards level 85.
[04/19/15 14:12:12] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 07:22:40 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[04/19/15 14:12:12] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 182. 0 days, 01:24:59 is added to kocka's timer towards level 85.
[04/20/15 16:22:10] CaptianObvious, kocka, Darwick, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/15 17:07:54] kocka was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:40:07 from level 85.
[04/21/15 21:49:19] kocka left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kocka's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/15 06:43:09] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:16:17 towards level 85.
[04/22/15 15:44:01] kocka [1124/1164] has come upon [Sanyi] [226/1343] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 22:59:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/23/15 01:09:05] kocka [822/1164] has come upon David [647/683] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 11:11:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/24/15 01:01:12] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/15 08:16:33] Ajvorl, kocka, Edina, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/15 06:53:58] Ajvorl stole kocka's level 70 helm while they were sleeping! Ajvorl leaves his old level 60 helm behind, which kocka then takes.
[04/27/15 09:20:12] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 12:01:51 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[04/27/15 12:31:02] kocka was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:20:59 from level 85.
[04/28/15 09:11:08] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:27:47 is removed from their time toward level 85.
[04/28/15 16:44:02] kocka [254/1159] has come upon kurvaanyad [18/1171] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:15:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/29/15 08:43:54] kocka [361/1159] has come upon Sanyi [407/1094] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 06:28:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/29/15 12:44:00] kocka [669/1159] has come upon kurvaanyad [912/1171] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 23:51:41 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/29/15 16:33:27] kocka, endre, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/15 21:03:10] Edina [192/808] has come upon kocka [377/1159] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 16:03:38 is added to Edina's clock.
[04/29/15 22:44:01] kocka [1038/1159] has come upon Joska [128/981] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 21:59:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/30/15 12:33:36] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 19:23:56 is removed from their time toward level 86.
[04/30/15 18:44:01] Sanyi [49/1094] has come upon kocka [789/1159] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:03:45 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/01/15 19:53:44] gyilkos [628/1349] has come upon kocka [377/1159] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 15:04:36 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/02/15 12:15:37] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 25 with their belt. 0 days, 01:25:13 is added to kocka's timer towards level 86.
[05/02/15 15:44:03] kocka [1034/1159] has come upon peta [811/885] and rocked it! 9 days, 17:51:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/03/15 00:05:24] Sanyi, endre, and Reggie [1619/3421] have team battled lqx, gyilkos, and kocka [655/3197] and won! 1 day, 16:17:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/15 10:03:58] lejah, CaptianObvious, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/15 10:03:58] kocka [910/1159] has come upon CaptianObvious [647/1120] and rocked it! 6 days, 02:47:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/04/15 02:44:02] Kiinga [53/961] has come upon kocka [498/1159] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 19:33:10 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[05/04/15 09:57:34] kocka [884/1159] has come upon Joska [62/981] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 16:39:28 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/04/15 12:44:03] DarwickAK [821/1096] has come upon kocka [175/1159] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:18:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/04/15 12:44:03] In the fierce battle, kocka dropped his level 416 weapon! DarwickAK picks it up, tossing his old level 198 weapon to kocka.
[05/04/15 14:01:22] kocka was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:11:27 from level 86.
[05/04/15 22:44:01] kurvaanyad [341/1171] has come upon kocka [783/919] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:33:47 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/05/15 08:44:02] Ajvorl [757/1161] has come upon kocka [383/919] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:29:32 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[05/06/15 00:00:29] kocka, Ajvorl, and koszik [1129/3400] have team battled David, lejah, and endre [974/2947] and won! 0 days, 06:30:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/15 08:34:58] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/15 04:08:53] kurvaanyad, Reggie, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/15 04:11:24] Darwick [708/935] has come upon kocka [814/919] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 05:43:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/07/15 08:15:44] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/15 15:23:25] kocka [311/919] has come upon DarwickAK [521/1321] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:28:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/08/15 15:25:36] kocka [504/919] has come upon DarwickAK [340/1321] and rocked it! 1 day, 23:57:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/08/15 16:44:12] DarwickAK, kocka, and David [1127/2897] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and endre [427/3798] and won! 1 day, 11:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/15 21:19:54] kocka was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:28:48 from level 86.
[05/09/15 11:13:04] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 103 with their belt. 0 days, 01:25:44 is added to kocka's timer towards level 86.
[05/09/15 20:20:35] Sanyi [917/1094] has come upon kocka [134/919] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 23:44:37 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[05/10/15 13:44:00] kocka [240/919] has come upon koszik [535/1320] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 13:27:39 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/10/15 16:46:31] [Sanyi], kurvaanyad, kocka, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/15 22:34:26] lejah [635/1008] has come upon kocka [771/919] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 03:03:57 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/11/15 02:48:01] wabbit_ [164/679] has come upon kocka [508/919] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[05/11/15 09:30:20] kocka, DarwickAK, David, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/15 10:38:25] lejah [482/1008] has come upon kocka [164/919] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 03:58:05 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/11/15 13:39:25] lejah [391/1008] has come upon kocka [912/919] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 02:07:16 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/11/15 22:42:25] lejah [436/1008] has come upon kocka [520/919] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 07:40:31 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/13/15 10:37:18] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 63. 0 days, 01:25:17 is added to kocka's timer towards level 86.
[05/13/15 10:54:22] lejah [517/1008] has come upon kocka [803/919] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 20:18:00 is added to lejah's clock.
[05/14/15 01:59:22] lejah [310/1011] has come upon kocka [114/919] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 12:27:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[05/14/15 02:44:00] kocka [830/919] has come upon kurvaanyad [49/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:05:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/14/15 09:21:33] kocka and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/15 13:28:02] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and GDI [3173/3702] have team battled kocka, Joska, and gyilkos [330/3242] and won! 0 days, 03:53:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/15 15:21:13] kocka [402/919] has come upon Joska [789/984] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:15:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/15/15 17:55:26] kocka [175/919] has come upon David [373/657] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 07:59:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/15/15 23:44:01] kocka [620/919] has come upon Sanyi [412/1097] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 06:06:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/17/15 01:19:33] Darwick, kurvaanyad, and m00 [2002/3046] have team battled kocka, Kiinga, and Edina [2137/2690] and lost! 1 day, 16:34:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/15 09:53:24] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:06:08 towards level 87.
[05/18/15 06:53:22] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/15 11:44:01] kocka [89/919] has come upon Sanyi [711/1097] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 22:29:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/18/15 23:33:43] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/15 02:57:04] kocka broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:37:04 from level 87.
[05/19/15 23:25:54] gyilkos, Sanyi, and peta [2297/3343] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and kocka [397/3269] and won! 5 days, 03:35:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/15 05:54:46] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 16. 0 days, 01:26:50 is added to kocka's timer towards level 87.
[05/20/15 12:51:21] Joska, wabbit_, Reggie, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/15 16:58:10] wabbit_, m00, kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/15 20:00:47] kocka [861/919] has come upon peta [863/885] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 14:28:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/22/15 19:30:11] Darwick, Ajvorl, and lejah [146/3155] have team battled m00, kocka, and gyilkos [2904/3168] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/15 01:43:59] DarwickAK [1128/1321] has come upon kocka [550/919] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 01:48:47 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/23/15 05:28:07] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 120 damage. 0 days, 01:26:06 is added to kocka's timer towards level 87.
[05/23/15 06:44:03] [Sanyi] [29/1056] has come upon kocka [129/919] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:06:28 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/23/15 09:08:43] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 18:57:11 is removed from their time toward level 87.
[05/23/15 11:44:00] Sanyi [401/1119] has come upon kocka [668/919] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 11:00:59 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/23/15 13:25:41] kocka [483/919] has come upon Joska [559/984] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 12:13:28 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/23/15 21:44:01] kocka [837/919] has come upon Darwick [507/965] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 08:44:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/25/15 00:32:04] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and koszik [643/3777] have team battled lejah, Reggie, and kocka [2917/2981] and lost! 0 days, 11:17:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/15 15:58:45] kocka, Ajvorl, and CaptianObvious [2650/3231] have team battled Darwick, wabbit_, and Edina [87/2750] and won! 4 days, 11:47:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/15 23:58:24] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:59:42 towards level 87.
[05/26/15 12:56:57] Kiinga [875/963] has come upon kocka [607/919] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 10:29:52 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[05/27/15 02:35:13] Joska, GDI, kocka, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/15 07:35:04] kocka [41/919] has come upon Joska [800/980] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:36:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/27/15 20:55:56] kocka [181/925] has come upon DarwickAK [1062/1321] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:08:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/28/15 09:29:04] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:03:39 towards level 87.
[05/28/15 17:28:40] kocka [104/925] has come upon GDI [940/1320] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:36:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/29/15 06:42:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 3 days, 21:30:42 toward level 87.
[05/29/15 07:44:03] [Sanyi] [99/1060] has come upon kocka [514/925] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 04:36:06 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/29/15 22:44:03] kocka [421/925] has come upon d-__-b [510/695] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 23:45:47 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/30/15 08:36:38] kocka slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kocka's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/31/15 04:05:16] koszik [984/1285] has come upon kocka [610/918] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 08:59:32 is removed from koszik's clock.
[05/31/15 09:44:00] Edina [540/815] has come upon kocka [233/918] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 02:40:16 is removed from Edina's clock.
[05/31/15 21:10:50] [Sanyi], kocka, d-__-b, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/15 01:34:57] kocka fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kocka's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/02/15 13:21:37] lejah, David, and d-__-b [867/2396] have team battled wabbit_, Edina, and kocka [897/2527] and lost! 1 day, 03:47:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/15 20:37:16] wabbit_, gyilkos, kocka, and Edina have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/15 03:22:46] Reggie [502/1059] has come upon kocka [247/902] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 03:47:48 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[06/04/15 10:12:13] kocka, Sanyi, and Kiinga [2759/2990] have team battled wabbit_, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK [842/3188] and won! 0 days, 16:13:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/15 19:30:15] peta, kocka, David, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/15 04:22:55] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:14 towards level 87.
[06/05/15 07:55:25] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:23 towards level 87.
[06/05/15 08:51:35] d-__-b, koszik, and kurvaanyad [609/3107] have team battled kocka, Edina, and wabbit_ [2241/2527] and lost! 0 days, 05:12:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/15 13:08:41] koszik, GDI, and m00 [173/3438] have team battled kocka, Darwick, and d-__-b [2305/2814] and lost! 0 days, 17:32:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/15 01:47:50] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/15 06:42:50] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:11 towards level 87.
[06/06/15 09:54:36] kocka was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:02:37 from level 87.
[06/06/15 15:44:01] kocka [100/902] has come upon CaptianObvious [736/1127] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:41:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/06/15 17:48:14] GDI, Ajvorl, and wabbit_ [929/3327] have team battled kocka, Reggie, and [Sanyi] [2192/3021] and lost! 1 day, 08:18:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/15 06:54:31] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 15. 0 days, 01:26:37 is added to kocka's timer towards level 87.
[06/07/15 15:25:34] peta, DarwickAK, and kocka [2844/3105] have team battled gyilkos, Ajvorl, and koszik [3352/3781] and lost! 1 day, 11:00:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/15 07:44:02] peta [317/885] has come upon kocka [648/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:00:21 is added to peta's clock.
[06/08/15 17:54:14] GDI, lejah, kurvaanyad, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/15 19:50:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 2 days, 04:57:08 toward level 87.
[06/08/15 22:44:00] lejah [922/1041] has come upon kocka [64/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:37:04 is removed from lejah's clock.
[06/09/15 09:07:30] kocka [547/902] has come upon Ajvorl [428/1192] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 12:31:02 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/09/15 09:07:30] kocka has dealt Ajvorl a Critical Strike! 3 days, 10:49:41 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[06/09/15 14:38:41] kocka [87/902] has come upon endre [651/1265] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:10:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/09/15 18:19:23] kocka, lejah, and koszik [2806/3183] have team battled CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and David [837/2976] and won! 0 days, 02:11:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/15 06:18:11] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:50 towards level 87.
[06/10/15 13:48:53] kurvaanyad, kocka, endre, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/15 10:41:00] kocka [498/902] has come upon Reggie [455/1059] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 10:28:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/11/15 14:09:20] Ajvorl, GDI, kocka, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/15 09:51:46] m00 [773/914] has come upon kocka [355/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 20:27:18 is removed from m00's clock.
[06/13/15 04:15:11] kocka and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/15 05:51:49] [Sanyi] [900/1060] has come upon kocka [876/902] and rocked it! 1 day, 07:34:35 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/13/15 16:35:43] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 166 damage. 0 days, 01:27:22 is added to kocka's timer towards level 88.
[06/14/15 11:03:54] m00, kocka, endre, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/15 11:51:48] kocka [114/902] has come upon David [338/662] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 02:50:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/14/15 16:26:40] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 10 damage. 0 days, 01:27:58 is added to kocka's timer towards level 88.
[06/14/15 19:22:08] kocka [511/902] has come upon peta [505/885] and rocked it! 6 days, 02:31:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/16/15 10:27:49] Reggie, kocka, DarwickAK, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/15 21:58:16] Darwick, kocka, and lejah [809/3156] have team battled Reggie, gyilkos, and Sanyi [3305/3466] and lost! 3 days, 16:23:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/15 04:51:48] kocka [833/902] has come upon [Sanyi] [565/1060] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 13:03:38 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/17/15 12:19:18] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 102 with their belt. 0 days, 01:27:54 is added to kocka's timer towards level 88.
[06/17/15 19:51:47] kocka [586/902] has come upon lejah [73/1041] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 20:59:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/18/15 20:51:49] kocka [601/902] has come upon m00 [776/914] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 12:33:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/19/15 01:51:49] kocka [757/902] has come upon kurvaanyad [492/1142] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 22:37:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/19/15 18:33:11] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/15 02:51:50] kocka [530/902] has come upon [Sanyi] [699/1118] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 23:27:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/20/15 05:53:23] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:47 towards level 88.
[06/21/15 03:51:48] kocka [252/902] has come upon [Sanyi] [13/1118] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 22:48:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/21/15 15:58:32] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/15 18:51:48] Kiinga [938/963] has come upon kocka [521/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 12:11:50 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[06/22/15 04:51:49] kocka [485/902] has come upon IRPGbot [258/1326] and rocked it! 1 day, 05:17:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/22/15 20:05:03] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/15 05:51:47] kocka [327/902] has come upon peta [50/993] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 17:48:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/24/15 06:51:49] kocka [476/902] has come upon DarwickAK [550/1318] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:06:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/24/15 08:06:43] kocka, Darwick, and koszik [1953/3367] have team battled peta, endre, and lejah [1566/3261] and won! 0 days, 09:27:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/15 11:16:37] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 15 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:27:11 is added to kocka's timer towards level 88.
[06/25/15 11:59:23] kurvaanyad, lejah, and peta [428/3170] have team battled Ajvorl, gyilkos, and kocka [2570/3397] and lost! 0 days, 13:57:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/15 14:48:05] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 221 damage. 0 days, 01:27:27 is added to kocka's timer towards level 88.
[06/26/15 01:57:58] kocka [534/902] has come upon Ajvorl [465/1192] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 21:50:38 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/26/15 13:37:28] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:51 towards level 88.
[06/28/15 04:14:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 12:49:17 toward level 88.
[06/29/15 02:26:23] lejah, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [1838/3140] have team battled David, Sanyi, and kocka [79/2664] and won! 1 day, 06:43:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/15 09:25:24] kocka and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/15 23:51:50] kocka [444/902] has come upon Sanyi [856/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:47:47 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/02/15 10:04:45] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:35:22 is removed from their time toward level 88.
[07/02/15 12:16:35] Ajvorl, GDI, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/15 15:05:56] kocka [21/902] has come upon m00 [733/914] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 09:09:50 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/02/15 19:51:49] Kiinga [524/970] has come upon kocka [381/902] and rocked it! 0 days, 13:17:25 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[07/03/15 06:41:24] kocka and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 10:51:48] peta [678/993] has come upon kocka [110/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 09:24:17 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/03/15 15:51:50] kocka [769/902] has come upon peta [785/993] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 23:12:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/04/15 09:46:48] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 06:45:38 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[07/04/15 09:51:10] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:13:52 towards level 89.
[07/04/15 14:11:42] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:03:55 towards level 89.
[07/05/15 06:34:33] Ajvorl, kocka, and GDI [2249/3384] have team battled m00, CaptianObvious, and Reggie [1192/3134] and won! 0 days, 19:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/15 09:31:49] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:14:55 towards level 89.
[07/05/15 09:37:49] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 25 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:28:16 is added to kocka's timer towards level 89.
[07/06/15 13:09:21] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 73 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:28:32 is added to kocka's timer towards level 89.
[07/06/15 17:25:01] kurvaanyad, kocka, endre, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/15 22:43:41] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:48:04 from level 89.
[07/06/15 22:56:04] David, kurvaanyad, and GDI [2764/3099] have team battled kocka, CaptianObvious, and endre [317/3293] and won! 0 days, 01:48:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 09:19:53] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 19:06:34 is removed from their time toward level 89.
[07/07/15 11:14:20] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 13:00:24] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 4. 0 days, 01:28:49 is added to kocka's timer towards level 89.
[07/07/15 21:43:00] m00, Darwick, and lejah [3043/3299] have team battled koszik, kocka, and CaptianObvious [2974/3245] and won! 0 days, 13:31:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/15 00:51:51] kurvaanyad [43/1135] has come upon kocka [661/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:58:41 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/10/15 07:51:47] kocka [802/902] has come upon CaptianObvious [957/1128] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 03:52:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/10/15 12:51:50] kocka [294/902] has come upon Ajvorl [438/1192] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 23:54:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/10/15 17:51:50] kocka [631/902] has come upon Kiinga [647/970] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 09:25:41 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/10/15 20:44:05] Reggie [1032/1083] has come upon kocka [2/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 07:40:49 is removed from Reggie's clock.
[07/11/15 01:00:05] 4R0N [257/312] has come upon kocka [509/902] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/11/15 12:14:59] koszik, peta, and gyilkos [637/3274] have team battled kocka, Ajvorl, and Darwick [2216/3331] and lost! 0 days, 00:44:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/15 16:26:12] kocka [841/902] has come upon [Sanyi] [367/1095] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 15:23:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/12/15 16:17:07] peta, kurvaanyad, kocka, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/12/15 19:12:43] gyilkos, peta, and DarwickAK [3029/3384] have team battled kocka, David, and Ajvorl [2473/2798] and won! 1 day, 21:02:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/15 12:27:02] GDI, kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/15 16:40:41] koszik [971/1215] has come upon kocka [672/902] and rocked it! 17 days, 15:21:37 is removed from koszik's clock.
[07/13/15 23:02:04] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/15 04:42:04] GDI, kocka, and Reggie [1129/3257] have team battled lejah, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [1372/3148] and lost! 1 day, 14:37:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/15 05:49:35] kocka and endre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/15 12:10:51] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and kocka [2795/3317] have team battled Reggie, peta, and koszik [1028/3296] and won! 0 days, 13:53:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/15 18:51:49] kocka [305/902] has come upon GDI [419/1272] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 16:28:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/18/15 12:02:28] kocka [827/902] has come upon endre [422/1268] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:38:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/18/15 17:08:02] kocka [562/902] has come upon DarwickAK [744/1325] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 10:53:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/18/15 22:04:51] kocka lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:10:54 from level 89.
[07/19/15 03:33:37] Kiinga [731/970] has come upon kocka [201/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 00:00:01 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[07/20/15 04:55:43] koszik [110/1215] has come upon kocka [228/902] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 04:49:25 is added to koszik's clock.
[07/20/15 11:04:11] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 150 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:28:06 is added to kocka's timer towards level 89.
[07/20/15 11:48:44] Reggie, koszik, and kocka [599/3200] have team battled lejah, DarwickAK, and Kiinga [2054/3361] and lost! 0 days, 12:08:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/15 12:45:36] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:32 towards level 89.
[07/20/15 19:47:23] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:53 towards level 89.
[07/21/15 00:26:19] peta, kurvaanyad, kocka, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/15 00:26:37] Kiinga [787/970] has come upon kocka [742/902] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 18:17:58 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[07/21/15 03:39:44] wabbit_, kocka, and gyilkos [1047/2855] have team battled DarwickAK, 4R0N, and endre [1465/3160] and lost! 0 days, 06:25:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/15 22:45:53] lejah [901/1059] has come upon kocka [841/902] and gave em what was coming! 12 days, 14:09:10 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/22/15 04:51:50] CaptianObvious [1036/1128] has come upon kocka [672/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:32:49 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[07/22/15 15:15:36] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:10 towards level 89.
[07/22/15 21:18:11] kocka was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:49:15 from level 89.
[07/23/15 04:13:14] kocka died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:28 from level 89.
[07/23/15 11:24:05] kocka was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:42 from level 89.
[07/23/15 13:58:51] lejah [786/1059] has come upon kocka [28/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 07:08:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/23/15 16:02:11] wabbit_, kurvaanyad, kocka, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/15 16:16:09] kocka [664/902] has come upon lejah [415/1059] and rocked it! 0 days, 03:21:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/24/15 03:29:41] kocka [23/902] has come upon Reggie [537/1083] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 12:02:38 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/26/15 00:02:02] wabbit_, Reggie, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/15 05:19:47] lejah [365/1232] has come upon kocka [717/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:01:11 is added to lejah's clock.
[07/26/15 08:20:47] lejah [1194/1232] has come upon kocka [632/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:32:12 is removed from lejah's clock.
[07/26/15 08:51:50] kocka [133/902] has come upon David [134/719] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 06:34:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/26/15 20:39:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 12:09:14 from level 90.
[07/27/15 06:21:08] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 116 with their belt. 0 days, 01:29:29 is added to kocka's timer towards level 90.
[07/27/15 14:16:53] kocka misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:07:54 from level 90.
[07/27/15 16:40:42] kocka lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:57:09 from level 90.
[07/27/15 23:36:20] kocka and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/15 07:54:41] kocka [312/902] has come upon Reggie [197/1083] and gave em what was coming! 19 days, 10:22:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/28/15 10:51:49] Sanyi [360/1101] has come upon kocka [198/902] and rocked it! 8 days, 16:55:07 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/28/15 21:51:01] gyilkos, kocka, Kiinga, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/15 19:36:27] gyilkos, kocka, 4R0N, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/15 20:15:17] kocka [308/902] has come upon peta [713/998] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 09:49:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/30/15 04:04:18] darkVodor [125/322] has come upon kocka [821/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:05:59 is added to darkVodor's clock.
[07/30/15 07:51:48] peta [33/998] has come upon kocka [664/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:31:26 is added to peta's clock.
[07/30/15 13:37:49] kocka and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/15 00:12:19] kocka and endre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/15 00:13:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 6 days, 10:52:30 toward level 90.
[07/31/15 05:34:32] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:35:20 towards level 90.
[08/01/15 14:50:41] wabbit_, kocka, endre, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/15 18:15:03] kocka [165/902] has come upon m00 [359/1008] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 08:44:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/02/15 15:51:47] kocka [842/902] has come upon GDI [1101/1281] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 12:57:06 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/02/15 17:22:17] lejah [10/1232] has come upon kocka [516/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 08:16:41 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/03/15 08:59:09] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 55 damage. 0 days, 01:29:13 is added to kocka's timer towards level 90.
[08/03/15 14:02:25] m00, kocka, endre, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/15 03:49:13] kocka [326/902] has come upon Kiinga [663/792] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:42:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/07/15 04:55:38] 4R0N [517/604] has come upon kocka [478/902] and rocked it! 0 days, 17:39:18 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/07/15 15:42:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 2 days, 12:43:19 toward level 90.
[08/08/15 14:38:20] kocka [33/902] has come upon GDI [940/1281] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:12:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/09/15 12:31:18] peta, CaptianObvious, kocka, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/15 07:47:43] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 19:15:44 is removed from their time toward level 90.
[08/11/15 13:50:34] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and Ajvorl [2030/3636] have team battled wabbit_, kocka, and Darwick [864/2824] and won! 2 days, 00:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/15 06:38:02] lejah [939/1236] has come upon kocka [832/902] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 14:28:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/12/15 06:38:02] lejah has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:48:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/13/15 12:48:00] lejah [28/1236] has come upon kocka [13/902] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 15 days, 17:02:09 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/14/15 06:54:00] lejah [131/1236] has come upon kocka [877/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 05:36:02 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/14/15 22:51:50] wabbit_ [293/792] has come upon kocka [86/902] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 17:15:06 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[08/15/15 03:51:50] kocka [29/902] has come upon DarwickAK [987/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:26:38 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/15/15 07:01:58] lejah [383/1236] has come upon kocka [794/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 17:13:26 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/15/15 11:35:13] kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/15 12:17:26] kurvaanyad, koszik, and lejah [2061/3616] have team battled [Sanyi], kocka, and Sanyi [2977/3103] and lost! 9 days, 06:17:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/15 12:54:35] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:34:11 from level 90.
[08/15/15 21:02:28] kocka lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:18:15 from level 90.
[08/15/15 22:06:57] lejah [2/1236] has come upon kocka [142/902] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 21:24:12 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/16/15 01:07:56] lejah [13/1236] has come upon kocka [169/902] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 01:31:47 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/16/15 13:09:23] kocka, lejah, and Darwick [3054/3268] have team battled Sanyi, koszik, and Kiinga [131/3117] and won! 1 day, 00:09:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/15 15:53:31] koszik [163/1217] has come upon kocka [682/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 23:39:28 is added to koszik's clock.
[08/16/15 16:02:47] Sanyi [715/1101] has come upon kocka [627/902] and rocked it! 12 days, 12:31:56 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/17/15 05:51:48] kocka [399/902] has come upon gyilkos [815/1303] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:23:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/17/15 11:12:54] kocka was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:20:46 from level 90.
[08/17/15 19:21:55] lejah [24/1236] has come upon kocka [626/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:26:49 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/18/15 10:18:28] David [726/741] has come upon kocka [529/902] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 04:41:06 is removed from David's clock.
[08/18/15 21:51:48] kocka [326/902] has come upon Kiinga [245/799] and rocked it! 0 days, 11:55:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/19/15 02:51:48] lejah [920/1236] has come upon kocka [303/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 08:35:58 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/19/15 11:27:39] kocka [401/902] has come upon GDI [802/1288] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:05:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/20/15 09:55:10] kocka and endre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/15 13:51:48] kocka [293/902] has come upon DarwickAK [1262/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:22:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/20/15 17:52:30] Sanyi, kocka, and koszik [174/3227] have team battled kurvaanyad, gyilkos, and endre [863/3776] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/15 23:51:48] kocka [38/902] has come upon [Sanyi] [1100/1104] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:25:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/21/15 03:48:26] kocka [850/902] has come upon lejah [638/1236] and rocked it! 19 days, 05:50:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/21/15 16:28:35] kocka was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:59:27 from level 91.
[08/22/15 07:57:47] lejah [154/1236] has come upon kocka [291/902] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 00:23:18 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/22/15 08:53:57] Kiinga [548/799] has come upon kocka [763/902] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 09:49:25 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[08/22/15 18:55:52] kocka [88/902] has come upon wabbit_ [17/792] and rocked it! 8 days, 04:21:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/22/15 20:00:55] peta [200/972] has come upon kocka [794/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 15:53:02 is added to peta's clock.
[08/22/15 20:01:47] lejah [666/1236] has come upon kocka [11/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 12:47:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/23/15 02:20:02] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 25 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:30:21 is added to kocka's timer towards level 91.
[08/23/15 11:51:48] kocka [692/902] has come upon gyilkos [1211/1303] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 00:49:09 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/23/15 18:34:15] lejah, wabbit_, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/15 23:19:25] wabbit_, kocka, and gyilkos [1820/2997] have team battled David, Kiinga, and endre [1052/2845] and won! 1 day, 07:43:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/15 17:16:44] lejah [512/1511] has come upon kocka [478/902] and rocked it! 3 days, 18:07:06 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/25/15 05:20:44] lejah [1419/1511] has come upon kocka [186/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:20:10 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/25/15 11:22:43] lejah [1273/1511] has come upon kocka [833/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:57:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/25/15 13:51:48] Ajvorl [387/1192] has come upon kocka [61/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 14:14:56 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[08/26/15 12:02:26] kocka and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/15 14:35:36] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:02:45 towards level 91.
[08/26/15 17:09:31] Darwick, m00, and lejah [3435/3608] have team battled CaptianObvious, koszik, and kocka [2042/3247] and won! 0 days, 05:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/15 22:38:44] kocka [519/902] has come upon gyilkos [1177/1303] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 10:47:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/27/15 03:35:53] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:20:13 towards level 91.
[08/27/15 10:51:46] Ajvorl [259/1192] has come upon kocka [73/902] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 14:39:15 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[08/27/15 15:51:46] kocka [304/902] has come upon koszik [574/1217] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 10:26:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/27/15 17:17:29] [Sanyi], GDI, kocka, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/15 09:28:48] kocka [558/902] has come upon Kiinga [386/791] and rocked it! 5 days, 15:19:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/28/15 14:47:38] lejah [696/1511] has come upon kocka [875/902] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 00:29:08 is added to lejah's clock.
[08/29/15 05:07:01] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 192. 0 days, 01:30:16 is added to kocka's timer towards level 91.
[08/30/15 01:17:33] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 217 with their belt. 0 days, 01:30:40 is added to kocka's timer towards level 91.
[08/30/15 05:29:59] peta, Ajvorl, and Joska [844/3144] have team battled Sanyi, gyilkos, and kocka [2000/3320] and lost! 0 days, 04:07:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/15 01:42:46] Ajvorl [260/1192] has come upon kocka [134/902] and gave em what was coming! 14 days, 13:26:26 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[08/31/15 03:07:34] lejah [924/1511] has come upon kocka [419/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 10:48:24 is removed from lejah's clock.
[08/31/15 04:49:13] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 75 with their belt. 0 days, 01:30:42 is added to kocka's timer towards level 91.
[09/01/15 05:17:09] Ajvorl, kocka, 4R0N, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/15 06:01:41] kocka, CaptianObvious, and Ajvorl [2511/3222] have team battled koszik, gyilkos, and wabbit_ [19/3319] and won! 2 days, 19:57:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/15 03:23:31] lejah [1417/1511] has come upon kocka [846/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 22:53:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/02/15 12:03:30] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:28 towards level 91.
[09/02/15 16:51:50] kocka [284/902] has come upon m00 [734/972] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:41:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/03/15 02:06:02] [Sanyi], m00, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/15 06:32:30] lejah [810/1511] has come upon kocka [25/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 22:09:25 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/03/15 12:07:05] kocka [126/902] has come upon Joska [384/980] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 20:23:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/04/15 00:33:01] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 24. 0 days, 01:30:11 is added to kocka's timer towards level 91.
[09/04/15 07:49:35] lejah, CaptianObvious, kocka, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/15 04:51:49] kocka [410/902] has come upon m00 [892/972] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:58:02 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/05/15 10:30:32] kocka and endre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/15 20:22:07] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:21:46 from level 91.
[09/06/15 03:55:42] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:49:38 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[09/06/15 09:57:25] lejah [1461/1511] has come upon kocka [525/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:20:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/06/15 19:23:07] Joska, kurvaanyad, kocka, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/15 21:22:19] wabbit_, koszik, and Sanyi [62/3109] have team battled lejah, kocka, and Ajvorl [175/3605] and lost! 0 days, 11:30:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/15 00:06:13] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 28 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:30:25 is added to kocka's timer towards level 91.
[09/08/15 02:01:56] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:48 towards level 91.
[09/08/15 02:51:49] kocka [445/902] has come upon lejah [1420/1518] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:06:28 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/08/15 03:37:52] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:20:18 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[09/08/15 07:51:48] kocka [613/902] has come upon endre [1094/1299] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:23:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/08/15 16:15:22] lejah [1428/1518] has come upon kocka [628/902] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:29:56 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/09/15 07:20:21] lejah [810/1518] has come upon kocka [704/902] and rocked it! 4 days, 05:45:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/09/15 08:00:37] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:06 towards level 91.
[09/09/15 23:39:28] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:47:38 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[09/10/15 02:04:03] Kiinga, kocka, and GDI [1560/2988] have team battled peta, 4R0N, and CaptianObvious [2313/2723] and lost! 0 days, 02:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/15 04:51:50] kocka [555/902] has come upon [Sanyi] [351/1133] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 11:53:51 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/10/15 08:55:34] Kiinga [261/796] has come upon kocka [206/902] and rocked it! 15 days, 15:50:25 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[09/10/15 20:54:24] gyilkos, kocka, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/15 23:30:30] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:30:53 is removed from their time toward level 91.
[09/11/15 01:34:19] lejah [1155/1518] has come upon kocka [245/903] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:31:46 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/11/15 16:55:38] kocka [137/903] has come upon Kiinga [583/796] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 22:19:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/11/15 18:52:53] Ajvorl, kocka, Sanyi, and koszik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/15 03:54:20] kocka, 4R0N, and Joska [213/2531] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and David [2869/3061] and lost! 0 days, 14:11:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/15 04:43:17] lejah [1406/1518] has come upon kocka [187/903] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 03:41:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/12/15 06:51:50] 4R0N [223/641] has come upon kocka [901/903] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:41:10 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/13/15 08:14:57] kocka [561/903] has come upon lejah [1373/1518] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 07:37:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/13/15 09:27:28] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:59:23 towards level 92.
[09/13/15 10:53:15] lejah [998/1518] has come upon kocka [282/903] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:03:45 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/13/15 12:51:48] gyilkos [402/1303] has come upon kocka [658/903] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 23:58:14 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/13/15 23:28:13] lejah and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/15 20:04:13] lejah [1077/1518] has come upon kocka [152/903] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:06:34 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/14/15 21:03:19] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:09:25 towards level 92.
[09/15/15 01:03:04] DarwickAK [980/1324] has come upon kocka [827/903] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:01:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/15 01:03:18] DarwickAK [808/1324] has come upon kocka [387/903] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:34:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/15 18:07:37] endre [527/1299] has come upon kocka [815/903] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 14:57:52 is added to endre's clock.
[09/15/15 18:47:42] kocka, Kiinga, koszik, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/15 05:51:48] kocka [509/903] has come upon CaptianObvious [1059/1170] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 15:15:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/16/15 12:21:52] kocka broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:55:31 from level 92.
[09/17/15 01:51:48] endre [803/1299] has come upon kocka [802/903] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 09:44:44 is removed from endre's clock.
[09/17/15 02:17:24] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 35. 0 days, 01:31:16 is added to kocka's timer towards level 92.
[09/17/15 11:58:01] kocka, Kiinga, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/15 22:18:58] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 103 with their belt. 0 days, 01:31:09 is added to kocka's timer towards level 92.
[09/20/15 01:50:35] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 44 with their belt. 0 days, 01:31:25 is added to kocka's timer towards level 92.
[09/20/15 10:54:24] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:24:50 from level 92.
[09/21/15 05:51:49] kocka [436/903] has come upon Ajvorl [1028/1192] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 06:28:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/21/15 10:48:08] Sanyi, d-__-b, and kocka [2419/2728] have team battled Ajvorl, peta, and [Sanyi] [2132/3302] and won! 1 day, 17:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/15 01:32:34] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 15 damage. 0 days, 01:31:25 is added to kocka's timer towards level 92.
[09/22/15 01:51:49] kocka [269/903] has come upon endre [72/1306] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 22:21:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/22/15 11:51:48] endre [66/1306] has come upon kocka [323/903] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 09:13:50 is added to endre's clock.
[09/22/15 12:05:01] lejah [1044/1518] has come upon kocka [573/903] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:16:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/22/15 16:11:04] koszik, gyilkos, and kurvaanyad [1347/3685] have team battled Sanyi, kocka, and [Sanyi] [1719/3136] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/15 23:23:35] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:50:45 towards level 92.
[09/24/15 03:51:48] kocka [198/903] has come upon CaptianObvious [756/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 14:31:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/24/15 10:58:55] lejah, 4R0N, and kocka [991/3069] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Joska [1398/3497] and lost! 0 days, 15:22:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/15 09:52:27] kocka got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:07:05 from level 92.
[09/25/15 14:51:50] kocka [129/903] has come upon d-__-b [586/725] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:05:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/25/15 17:27:25] kocka and koszik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 18:55:54] CaptianObvious, Joska, and Darwick [1269/3356] have team battled GDI, d-__-b, and kocka [622/2998] and won! 1 day, 08:38:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/15 00:56:52] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 00:26:04 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[09/26/15 05:51:48] kocka [440/903] has come upon kurvaanyad [406/1168] and rocked it! 7 days, 05:23:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/27/15 01:51:46] CaptianObvious [15/1191] has come upon kocka [776/903] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 20:41:12 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/27/15 16:27:24] kocka, Ajvorl, and d-__-b [2293/2820] have team battled 4R0N, Joska, and DarwickAK [537/2977] and won! 0 days, 07:13:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/15 04:29:32] kocka was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:11:50 from level 92.
[09/28/15 12:51:48] gyilkos [545/1303] has come upon kocka [436/903] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 15:35:51 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/28/15 17:54:54] kocka, Sanyi, and endre [2998/3063] have team battled David, CaptianObvious, and Joska [2713/3146] and won! 4 days, 19:17:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/15 18:50:17] peta, m00, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/15 22:14:41] Sanyi [336/1100] has come upon kocka [753/903] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 16:22:36 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/29/15 13:51:47] gyilkos [507/1303] has come upon kocka [722/903] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 11:35:07 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/29/15 17:42:40] lejah [932/1522] has come upon kocka [299/903] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:36:52 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/29/15 20:07:39] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:31 towards level 92.
[09/29/15 23:51:50] kocka [23/903] has come upon GDI [569/1370] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:37:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/30/15 16:01:45] Joska, GDI, kocka, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/15 20:11:03] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/15 20:51:38] lejah [1243/1522] has come upon kocka [833/903] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:51:36 is removed from lejah's clock.
[09/30/15 23:52:37] lejah [213/1522] has come upon kocka [350/903] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:59:45 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/01/15 17:50:53] endre [585/1060] has come upon kocka [697/903] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 16:58:35 is added to endre's clock.
[10/01/15 19:14:01] lejah [349/1522] has come upon kocka [828/903] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:05:16 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/02/15 06:51:48] kocka [688/903] has come upon Darwick [303/1160] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:07:27 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/02/15 21:51:47] peta [286/977] has come upon kocka [684/903] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 02:04:43 is added to peta's clock.
[10/03/15 15:14:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 2 days, 18:56:27 toward level 92.
[10/04/15 01:54:30] kocka [475/903] has come upon kurvaanyad [1167/1168] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:28:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/04/15 03:51:49] kocka [253/903] has come upon Sanyi [80/1100] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:35:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/04/15 22:38:56] lejah [1087/1522] has come upon kocka [115/903] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:18:26 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/04/15 23:36:18] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:29:10 is removed from their time toward level 92.
[10/04/15 23:36:18] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 185 damage. 0 days, 01:31:07 is added to kocka's timer towards level 92.
[10/05/15 14:51:47] kocka [374/903] has come upon Kiinga [345/961] and rocked it! 0 days, 06:41:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/05/15 20:46:57] Sanyi stole kocka's level 50 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Sanyi leaves his old level 48 pair of gloves behind, which kocka then takes.
[10/06/15 17:39:37] kocka [185/900] has come upon [Sanyi] [633/1133] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 20:41:02 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/07/15 04:56:53] lejah [391/1522] has come upon kocka [649/900] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 04:59:53 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/07/15 17:00:52] lejah [439/1522] has come upon kocka [595/900] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 23:25:21 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/07/15 17:07:42] kocka ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:50:48 from level 93.
[10/08/15 17:08:51] lejah [810/1522] has come upon kocka [740/900] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 13:03:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/09/15 19:10:54] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 96 with their belt. 0 days, 01:32:33 is added to kocka's timer towards level 93.
[10/09/15 22:51:29] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 18:29:40 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[10/10/15 05:20:49] lejah [553/1530] has come upon kocka [855/900] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 02:21:15 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/11/15 05:28:47] lejah [1215/1530] has come upon kocka [297/900] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:41:34 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/11/15 10:51:46] DarwickAK [611/1326] has come upon kocka [168/900] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 03:05:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[10/11/15 18:42:55] kocka, d-__-b, David, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/15 22:33:27] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 23:26:04 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[10/11/15 22:34:17] kocka [129/900] has come upon CaptianObvious [451/1222] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 02:21:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/12/15 02:35:46] lejah [319/1530] has come upon kocka [157/900] and rocked it! 1 day, 08:12:33 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/12/15 05:32:22] kocka [150/900] has come upon gyilkos [1296/1313] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 19:33:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/12/15 07:30:47] kocka and endre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/15 17:40:46] lejah [918/1518] has come upon kocka [188/900] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:30:27 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/12/15 22:24:25] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 32 with their belt. 0 days, 01:32:15 is added to kocka's timer towards level 93.
[10/13/15 02:51:48] peta [139/977] has come upon kocka [355/900] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 03:52:43 is added to peta's clock.
[10/13/15 17:55:57] [Sanyi], gyilkos, kocka, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/15 17:56:10] kocka [643/900] has come upon gyilkos [574/1313] and fucked they ass up! 12 days, 13:02:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/14/15 03:51:49] peta [264/977] has come upon kocka [14/900] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 01:55:50 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/14/15 09:19:16] wabbit_, kocka, and koszik [2839/2913] have team battled Kiinga, Joska, and lejah [3107/3484] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/15 09:01:41] lejah [23/1518] has come upon kocka [298/900] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 23:03:34 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/15/15 15:03:41] lejah [746/1518] has come upon kocka [31/900] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 06:41:12 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/16/15 00:51:48] kocka [482/900] has come upon IRPGbot [1203/1381] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 21:53:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/16/15 06:28:46] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:38:12 towards level 93.
[10/16/15 21:08:49] Joska, kurvaanyad, kocka, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/15 16:51:48] kocka [477/900] has come upon peta [187/977] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 01:38:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/18/15 17:50:06] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 6 with their belt. 0 days, 01:32:42 is added to kocka's timer towards level 93.
[10/18/15 20:18:46] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/15 16:21:26] [Sanyi], wabbit_, m00, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/15 16:21:31] kocka [211/900] has come upon m00 [762/1007] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:21:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/20/15 07:46:24] m00, kocka, David, and koszik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/15 07:47:41] kocka bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:20:20 from level 93.
[10/20/15 07:56:10] David [873/961] has come upon kocka [38/900] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 03:15:53 is removed from David's clock.
[10/21/15 06:40:42] kocka ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:20:08 from level 93.
[10/21/15 06:48:32] lejah [536/1477] has come upon kocka [120/900] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 03:59:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/21/15 13:10:43] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/15 17:23:14] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:48:06 is removed from their time toward level 93.
[10/22/15 02:07:20] endre [839/1074] has come upon kocka [697/900] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 11:38:54 is removed from endre's clock.
[10/22/15 06:55:15] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:54 towards level 93.
[10/22/15 07:56:31] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:01 towards level 93.
[10/22/15 22:01:30] lejah [7/1477] has come upon kocka [124/900] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 18:28:43 is added to lejah's clock.
[10/23/15 17:31:09] [Sanyi], gyilkos, kocka, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/15 16:27:48] Ajvorl, wabbit_, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/15 18:29:19] kocka and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/15 19:16:33] koszik [871/1216] has come upon kocka [571/900] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 02:40:24 is removed from koszik's clock.
[10/24/15 19:16:47] koszik [273/1216] has come upon kocka [194/900] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 13:20:15 is removed from koszik's clock.
[10/28/15 01:29:06] kocka [498/900] has come upon Darwick [186/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:40:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/28/15 08:16:58] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, kocka, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/15 11:29:05] kocka [609/900] has come upon lejah [99/1477] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:41:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/28/15 17:02:03] wabbit_ stole kocka's level 130 amulet while they were sleeping! wabbit_ leaves his old level 85 amulet behind, which kocka then takes.
[10/28/15 18:44:43] kocka [588/851] has come upon endre [896/1074] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 19:31:39 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/30/15 01:19:53] lejah [1131/1208] has come upon kocka [446/851] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:45:02 is removed from lejah's clock.
[10/30/15 09:47:59] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 44. 0 days, 01:33:41 is added to kocka's timer towards level 94.
[10/31/15 04:29:02] peta [377/977] has come upon kocka [46/851] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 06:36:55 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/31/15 07:11:49] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:42:01 towards level 94.
[10/31/15 09:39:04] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 18:14:22 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[11/01/15 01:35:50] lejah [888/1208] has come upon kocka [173/851] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:08:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/01/15 01:35:50] lejah has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 3 days, 20:33:50 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/01/15 04:36:50] lejah [1146/1208] has come upon kocka [123/851] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:34:32 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/01/15 13:17:10] kocka [439/851] has come upon gyilkos [719/1348] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 06:30:06 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/02/15 10:55:25] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/15 12:07:32] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:40:55 towards level 94.
[11/02/15 14:31:14] m00, CaptianObvious, kocka, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/15 01:40:04] gyilkos, kocka, and [Sanyi] [238/3332] have team battled Sanyi, peta, and kurvaanyad [1752/3314] and lost! 3 days, 06:57:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/15 02:01:41] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/15 13:55:46] lejah [436/1208] has come upon kocka [182/851] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 04:32:08 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/03/15 22:29:03] kocka [164/851] has come upon kurvaanyad [459/1214] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 19:17:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/04/15 13:29:03] kocka [571/851] has come upon Kiinga [961/968] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 10:28:41 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/05/15 09:29:44] m00, kurvaanyad, and wabbit_ [2552/3029] have team battled David, kocka, and gyilkos [329/3169] and won! 0 days, 05:14:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/15 23:14:43] lejah [841/1214] has come upon kocka [320/851] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 20:28:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/06/15 05:29:06] kocka [763/851] has come upon lejah [877/1214] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 03:00:42 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/06/15 14:48:39] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:12:02 from level 94.
[11/06/15 15:29:07] kocka [843/851] has come upon Darwick [418/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 22:05:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/08/15 02:31:40] lejah [1122/1214] has come upon kocka [530/968] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:20:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/09/15 12:08:38] Kiinga, Joska, and kocka [1461/2941] have team battled David, endre, and GDI [751/3213] and won! 1 day, 04:38:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/15 05:57:44] Sanyi [324/1123] has come upon kocka [968/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 10:48:16 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/10/15 14:51:36] lejah [157/1214] has come upon kocka [952/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:00:16 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/10/15 19:29:05] kurvaanyad [171/1228] has come upon kocka [560/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:28:42 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/11/15 03:55:16] m00, GDI, and 4R0N [2354/3463] have team battled Darwick, Sanyi, and kocka [2701/3259] and lost! 2 days, 15:20:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/15 01:29:03] kocka [575/975] has come upon CaptianObvious [33/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 13:16:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/13/15 03:54:15] Joska, [Sanyi], kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/15 06:35:29] kocka, lejah, and [Sanyi] [834/3322] have team battled 4R0N, kurvaanyad, and koszik [1300/3332] and lost! 0 days, 13:29:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 07:29:03] m00 [65/990] has come upon kocka [125/975] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 22:07:44 is added to m00's clock.
[11/13/15 17:46:25] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/15 17:46:41] m00 and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/15 17:46:47] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/15 22:29:03] kocka [569/975] has come upon d-__-b [398/770] and rocked it! 3 days, 17:57:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/14/15 15:27:22] lejah [8/1214] has come upon kocka [465/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 08:20:07 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/15/15 04:29:04] kocka [546/975] has come upon gyilkos [1007/1350] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 13:55:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/15/15 05:58:55] kocka ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:17:57 from level 94.
[11/15/15 06:06:39] [Sanyi] [22/1133] has come upon kocka [249/975] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 07:02:51 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/15/15 11:05:15] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 01:45:44 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[11/16/15 18:30:59] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:18:12 towards level 94.
[11/16/15 20:29:04] kocka [284/975] has come upon kurvaanyad [140/1221] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 05:32:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/17/15 01:05:40] GDI, kocka, and [Sanyi] [1068/3503] have team battled Joska, koszik, and d-__-b [1025/2801] and won! 2 days, 19:03:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/15 03:08:41] lejah, kurvaanyad, kocka, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/15 06:29:05] kocka [59/975] has come upon lejah [819/1214] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:24:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/17/15 15:08:19] d-__-b [257/770] has come upon kocka [440/975] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 23:36:50 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[11/19/15 04:59:41] 4R0N, Darwick, and koszik [1536/3272] have team battled kocka, Joska, and endre [1425/2834] and won! 0 days, 08:40:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/15 14:14:50] m00 and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/15 04:11:13] lejah [714/1214] has come upon kocka [60/975] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:53:22 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/20/15 04:29:03] kocka [13/975] has come upon IRPGbot [903/1366] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:49:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/20/15 10:54:34] Darwick [477/1161] has come upon kocka [901/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:32:51 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/21/15 04:03:42] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:09:11 towards level 94.
[11/21/15 10:29:06] kocka [973/975] has come upon GDI [1132/1395] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 00:14:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/22/15 14:12:26] kocka, d-__-b, Kiinga, and 4R0N have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/15 09:22:57] [Sanyi], Darwick, and 4R0N [853/3381] have team battled kocka, Kiinga, and lejah [2630/3157] and lost! 0 days, 13:29:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/15 15:24:33] lejah [1171/1214] has come upon kocka [936/975] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 10:10:11 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/23/15 15:44:15] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/15 00:06:51] [Sanyi], lejah, and David [1720/3317] have team battled kocka, m00, and Sanyi [1092/3092] and won! 0 days, 04:20:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/15 03:28:32] lejah [409/1214] has come upon kocka [156/975] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 03:16:59 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/24/15 06:29:32] lejah [631/1214] has come upon kocka [893/975] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:05:36 is added to lejah's clock.
[11/24/15 16:28:53] GDI, kocka, Sanyi, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/15 23:29:04] kocka [86/975] has come upon koszik [110/1026] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 07:19:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/25/15 09:29:06] kocka [89/975] has come upon m00 [81/991] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:25:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/26/15 20:29:03] kocka [222/975] has come upon GDI [597/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:24:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/27/15 05:37:51] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from their time toward level 94.
[11/27/15 11:30:39] d-__-b [217/789] has come upon kocka [543/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 04:10:03 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[11/28/15 00:40:45] [Sanyi], gyilkos, kocka, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/15 01:07:15] lejah [1196/1255] has come upon kocka [561/975] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 04:36:15 is removed from lejah's clock.
[11/28/15 06:30:02] kocka [160/975] has come upon koszik [349/1026] and realized it was a bad decision! 11 days, 18:51:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/28/15 13:16:45] kocka and endre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/15 00:54:46] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:54:22 towards level 95.
[11/29/15 01:29:35] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:37:39 towards level 95.
[11/30/15 21:18:54] [Sanyi], lejah, wabbit_, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/15 05:02:02] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 12:28:39 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[12/01/15 07:25:22] lejah [49/1255] has come upon kocka [488/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:03:38 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/01/15 09:21:05] kocka [259/975] has come upon peta [14/976] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 04:21:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/01/15 15:29:06] 4R0N [26/1085] has come upon kocka [647/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:17:14 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[12/02/15 08:33:38] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 205 damage. 0 days, 01:34:33 is added to kocka's timer towards level 95.
[12/02/15 16:36:20] lejah [564/1255] has come upon kocka [20/975] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:00:31 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/03/15 08:24:51] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 15 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:34:48 is added to kocka's timer towards level 95.
[12/04/15 09:38:30] Ajvorl [314/1259] has come upon kocka [83/975] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 08:55:27 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[12/04/15 19:14:53] Joska, endre, and kocka [1242/2897] have team battled peta, CaptianObvious, and Darwick [2919/3310] and lost! 1 day, 07:15:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/15 09:44:39] kocka broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:32:07 from level 95.
[12/06/15 04:17:24] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 63 with their belt. 0 days, 01:34:05 is added to kocka's timer towards level 95.
[12/06/15 06:38:45] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:01:20 towards level 95.
[12/06/15 12:30:44] Ajvorl, gyilkos, kocka, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/15 15:29:06] Joska [596/1067] has come upon kocka [907/975] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:43:35 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/06/15 17:08:15] lejah [1046/1272] has come upon kocka [834/975] and rocked it! 0 days, 20:40:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/06/15 23:54:41] Ajvorl, m00, and Joska [1257/3317] have team battled kocka, endre, and 4R0N [504/2926] and won! 0 days, 20:25:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/15 07:48:59] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 13:01:00 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[12/07/15 21:08:27] wabbit_, endre, and kocka [1554/2692] have team battled koszik, Ajvorl, and d-__-b [425/3074] and won! 2 days, 17:52:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/15 23:22:41] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/15 03:59:32] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:40:42 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[12/08/15 07:40:02] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 83. 0 days, 01:34:30 is added to kocka's timer towards level 95.
[12/08/15 17:08:40] kocka [773/977] has come upon Kiinga [6/787] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 00:00:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/09/15 03:45:40] m00, Joska, and Kiinga [2393/2845] have team battled Darwick, 4R0N, and kocka [2433/3228] and lost! 0 days, 03:22:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/15 05:28:11] lejah [1206/1272] has come upon kocka [354/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 21:18:21 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/11/15 09:14:57] lejah, peta, kocka, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/15 11:46:07] lejah [481/1272] has come upon kocka [145/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:33:57 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/12/15 01:29:05] DarwickAK [344/1348] has come upon kocka [390/977] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 11:46:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/12/15 03:57:25] kocka fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:26:01 from level 95.
[12/12/15 06:29:06] kocka [699/977] has come upon m00 [20/991] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 18:12:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/12/15 08:53:05] lejah [1053/1272] has come upon kocka [698/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:23:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/12/15 16:29:05] m00 [752/991] has come upon kocka [452/977] and rocked it! 12 days, 15:51:21 is removed from m00's clock.
[12/13/15 03:14:40] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 31 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:34:05 is added to kocka's timer towards level 95.
[12/14/15 13:47:57] endre, gyilkos, and Kiinga [863/3000] have team battled kocka, d-__-b, and Darwick [2328/2921] and lost! 0 days, 06:33:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/15 19:30:20] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:24 towards level 95.
[12/15/15 09:34:04] [Sanyi], David, and d-__-b [1516/3076] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and 4R0N [2846/3470] and lost! 3 days, 03:28:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 19:34:41] kocka [243/977] has come upon CaptianObvious [929/1235] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:22:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/17/15 02:04:21] peta [13/944] has come upon kocka [246/977] and got flexed on in combat! 10 days, 07:02:51 is added to peta's clock.
[12/18/15 02:30:13] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:53:22 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[12/18/15 09:40:56] lejah [958/1282] has come upon kocka [371/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 14:58:38 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/18/15 12:35:19] Joska, Darwick, and GDI [1223/3565] have team battled CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and kocka [1079/2999] and won! 1 day, 01:43:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/15 15:42:56] lejah [446/1282] has come upon kocka [633/977] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 11:02:23 is added to lejah's clock.
[12/19/15 02:21:12] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 10:15:52 is removed from their time toward level 95.
[12/19/15 23:29:04] kocka [646/977] has come upon peta [595/944] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 04:33:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/20/15 07:40:42] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:08 towards level 95.
[12/20/15 09:03:13] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/15 12:57:53] lejah [354/1282] has come upon kocka [139/977] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 11:26:39 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/20/15 14:14:28] kocka [588/977] has come upon Darwick [1061/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 22:12:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/20/15 22:00:53] lejah [1200/1282] has come upon kocka [890/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:36:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/21/15 13:44:19] kocka [952/977] has come upon m00 [200/991] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 02:37:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/22/15 11:29:04] kocka [101/977] has come upon GDI [584/1349] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 12:06:42 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/22/15 11:55:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 47 days, 21:46:54 from level 96.
[12/22/15 12:55:15] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 15:44:22 towards level 96.
[12/23/15 09:56:08] Joska, GDI, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/15 08:48:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 19 days, 01:14:32 toward level 96.
[12/26/15 15:52:32] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:42:10 towards level 96.
[12/26/15 17:54:45] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/15 01:09:40] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 08:53:49 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[12/27/15 01:49:43] lejah [1136/1282] has come upon kocka [897/977] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 06:31:07 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/27/15 16:29:04] kocka [244/977] has come upon m00 [310/994] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 23:26:10 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/28/15 01:06:38] Darwick [1086/1155] has come upon kocka [153/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 19:17:21 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/28/15 10:48:45] Ajvorl, kocka, Sanyi, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/15 08:29:03] kocka [245/977] has come upon Darwick [1027/1155] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 03:51:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/29/15 08:39:29] Ajvorl, lejah, and kocka [908/3524] have team battled David, Kiinga, and Darwick [1375/2948] and lost! 1 day, 17:31:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/15 18:05:15] David, wabbit_, and peta [2129/2809] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka [1666/3450] and won! 1 day, 14:14:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/15 18:29:04] d-__-b [507/839] has come upon kocka [946/977] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 22:18:55 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[12/30/15 05:04:09] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:49 towards level 96.
[12/30/15 09:29:07] kocka [727/977] has come upon GDI [580/1349] and rocked it! 11 days, 14:13:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/30/15 16:26:59] endre, wabbit_, and GDI [1394/3066] have team battled Sanyi, kocka, and m00 [795/3075] and won! 1 day, 05:11:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/15 20:19:38] lejah [641/1327] has come upon kocka [420/977] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 02:03:03 is removed from lejah's clock.
[12/31/15 03:16:47] kocka [67/977] has come upon gyilkos [1355/1370] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 00:51:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/31/15 15:29:03] kocka [540/977] has come upon GDI [476/1349] and rocked it! 9 days, 17:15:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/02/16 03:56:16] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 42. 0 days, 01:35:50 is added to kocka's timer towards level 96.
[01/02/16 05:39:16] kocka [393/977] has come upon Joska [636/1011] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 12:14:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/02/16 08:25:06] Sanyi [1093/1104] has come upon kocka [806/977] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 07:26:05 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/02/16 08:25:56] Sanyi [853/1104] has come upon kocka [23/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 18:40:53 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/02/16 09:21:44] kocka [914/977] has come upon Joska [460/1017] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 04:10:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/02/16 17:42:33] lejah [9/1327] has come upon kocka [809/977] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 15:22:26 is added to lejah's clock.
[01/03/16 06:07:42] Kiinga [480/787] has come upon kocka [653/977] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 21:41:15 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/04/16 08:29:04] kocka [417/977] has come upon m00 [468/994] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 05:22:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/05/16 00:00:30] lejah [1281/1327] has come upon kocka [762/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:21:50 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/05/16 00:29:02] d-__-b [590/835] has come upon kocka [243/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 10:12:35 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[01/05/16 05:45:14] DarwickAK [339/1352] has come upon kocka [202/977] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 14:49:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/06/16 06:10:28] lejah [936/1327] has come upon kocka [535/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:35:28 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/07/16 07:29:03] GDI [1335/1354] has come upon kocka [63/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 08:20:39 is removed from GDI's clock.
[01/07/16 18:06:23] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:32:38 towards level 96.
[01/08/16 21:16:08] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/16 04:29:06] CaptianObvious [84/1257] has come upon kocka [181/977] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 23:50:08 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/09/16 14:29:03] kocka [409/977] has come upon David [924/997] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:08:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/09/16 15:37:23] lejah [1200/1332] has come upon kocka [907/977] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 10:39:24 is removed from lejah's clock.
[01/10/16 00:02:58] kocka walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:25:02 from level 96.
[01/10/16 22:55:14] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 22:56:37 is removed from their time toward level 96.
[01/11/16 08:19:32] kocka, 4R0N, and wabbit_ [1510/2968] have team battled lejah, David, and gyilkos [2315/3743] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/16 11:56:11] endre, gyilkos, and Kiinga [1526/3063] have team battled kocka, m00, and lejah [102/3319] and won! 0 days, 17:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/16 04:28:00] kocka [163/977] has come upon 4R0N [152/1132] and rocked it! 3 days, 08:51:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/13/16 13:21:31] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/16 09:29:04] Ajvorl [435/1265] has come upon kocka [534/977] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 15:20:36 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[01/14/16 15:53:10] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:34 towards level 96.
[01/15/16 08:34:21] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:36 towards level 96.
[01/18/16 01:33:10] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 31. 0 days, 01:35:00 is added to kocka's timer towards level 96.
[01/18/16 03:29:04] [Sanyi] [742/1314] has come upon kocka [892/977] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 02:44:44 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/18/16 20:09:37] kocka, wabbit_, and m00 [2102/2850] have team battled kurvaanyad, peta, and Joska [1006/3173] and won! 1 day, 22:43:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/16 13:44:00] GDI, kocka, d-__-b, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/16 03:20:59] [Sanyi], d-__-b, and Krisz [389/2794] have team battled gyilkos, wabbit_, and kocka [743/3249] and lost! 0 days, 05:22:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/16 04:47:12] kocka died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:42:55 from level 96.
[01/21/16 10:32:51] CaptianObvious, kurvaanyad, and d-__-b [2833/3309] have team battled Krisz, kocka, and lejah [2522/2957] and won! 1 day, 23:27:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/16 03:12:34] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:26 towards level 96.
[01/24/16 23:34:02] kocka [886/977] has come upon lejah [1230/1286] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 15:37:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/25/16 00:29:05] endre [697/864] has come upon kocka [120/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 14:00:31 is removed from endre's clock.
[01/25/16 05:29:03] kocka [872/977] has come upon Ajvorl [231/1265] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 02:57:19 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/25/16 10:29:03] DarwickAK [273/1305] has come upon kocka [415/977] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:35:52 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/26/16 00:21:34] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 7. 0 days, 01:36:42 is added to kocka's timer towards level 97.
[01/26/16 21:29:03] DarwickAK [584/1305] has come upon kocka [936/977] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:27:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/16 13:44:03] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:40:24 towards level 97.
[01/27/16 22:57:43] gyilkos, kocka, d-__-b, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/16 18:29:03] m00 [58/1027] has come upon kocka [422/977] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 08:11:30 is added to m00's clock.
[01/29/16 00:36:14] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/16 14:29:03] kocka [949/977] has come upon IRPGbot [74/1430] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 05:25:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/30/16 12:01:44] sajtoscsiga, kocka, and gyilkos [1581/2518] have team battled GDI, Ajvorl, and kurvaanyad [1441/3285] and won! 0 days, 00:26:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 20:29:04] Darwick [468/1155] has come upon kocka [92/977] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 09:33:12 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/31/16 07:43:58] Droid [41/99] has come upon kocka [247/977] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:13:57 is added to Droid's clock.
[01/31/16 09:50:12] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:11:19 towards level 97.
[01/31/16 19:47:17] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 13:23:14 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[01/31/16 19:47:17] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 49 with their belt. 0 days, 01:36:46 is added to kocka's timer towards level 97.
[02/01/16 23:18:54] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 23:33:22 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[02/02/16 08:29:03] kocka [485/977] has come upon endre [536/864] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 08:38:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/02/16 11:40:15] sajtoscsiga, kocka, and gyilkos [2083/2657] have team battled Sanyi, [Sanyi], and kurvaanyad [683/3341] and won! 0 days, 01:56:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/16 12:30:04] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:54:44 towards level 97.
[02/02/16 19:26:37] sajtoscsiga [82/270] has come upon kocka [99/977] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:51:35 is added to sajtoscsiga's clock.
[02/03/16 00:30:39] d-__-b, Sanyi, and Ajvorl [444/3211] have team battled sajtoscsiga, kocka, and Krisz [113/1918] and won! 2 days, 03:40:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 08:56:48] DarwickAK, kocka, and sajtoscsiga [2210/2566] have team battled CaptianObvious, Droid, and lejah [57/2983] and won! 0 days, 03:50:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 14:54:18] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:03 towards level 97.
[02/04/16 21:43:09] gyilkos and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/16 01:13:16] sajtoscsiga, kocka, and gyilkos [1979/2692] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and CaptianObvious [886/3464] and won! 0 days, 04:51:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/16 17:29:03] CaptianObvious [730/1255] has come upon kocka [125/985] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 01:12:59 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/07/16 13:29:03] kocka [888/985] has come upon Darwick [128/1155] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:39:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/07/16 18:29:02] kocka [953/985] has come upon Ajvorl [420/1265] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:35:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/07/16 18:44:18] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 219 damage. 0 days, 01:36:04 is added to kocka's timer towards level 97.
[02/07/16 23:29:05] GDI [859/1054] has come upon kocka [177/985] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 23:16:36 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/08/16 14:29:03] kocka [431/985] has come upon lejah [695/1286] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 10:20:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/08/16 19:32:33] Crush [45/51] has come upon kocka [775/985] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:04:15 is added to Crush's clock.
[02/09/16 09:25:31] lejah [732/1286] has come upon kocka [717/985] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 11:28:24 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/10/16 15:17:54] kocka sharpened the edge of his weapon! kocka's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/16 15:48:58] Krisz [234/696] has come upon kocka [329/1018] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 17:14:04 is added to Krisz's clock.
[02/11/16 11:04:55] m00, kurvaanyad, kocka, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/16 12:42:29] lejah [900/1286] has come upon kocka [704/1018] and rocked it! 0 days, 02:23:35 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/11/16 18:08:25] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:00:51 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[02/12/16 08:32:35] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:15 towards level 97.
[02/12/16 12:47:24] kocka spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! kocka's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/12/16 15:32:11] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/16 17:59:31] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:39:41 is removed from their time toward level 97.
[02/13/16 05:10:30] sajtoscsiga, endre, and Crush [1172/1594] have team battled DarwickAK, kocka, and Joska [1428/3321] and lost! 0 days, 02:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/16 19:11:37] d-__-b [327/842] has come upon kocka [214/1009] and rocked it! 3 days, 13:52:06 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[02/14/16 07:04:24] lejah [287/1286] has come upon kocka [656/1009] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:18:27 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/14/16 18:01:27] lejah, Krisz, and Crush [1278/2292] have team battled CaptianObvious, Ajvorl, and kocka [409/3529] and won! 0 days, 00:29:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/16 19:08:23] lejah [1223/1286] has come upon kocka [40/1009] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 04:18:30 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/15/16 02:07:54] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:58 towards level 97.
[02/15/16 11:29:03] kocka [195/1009] has come upon Krisz [398/696] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 03:56:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/15/16 21:29:04] kocka [861/1009] has come upon gyilkos [430/1183] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:02:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/15/16 23:58:38] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:48 towards level 97.
[02/16/16 02:29:03] kocka [505/1009] has come upon Ajvorl [672/1265] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 03:38:39 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/16/16 04:54:37] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:33 towards level 97.
[02/19/16 18:44:55] lejah, kurvaanyad, and kocka [2305/3277] have team battled Joska, Fruit, and CaptianObvious [1985/3031] and won! 0 days, 11:16:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/16 13:17:29] Kiinga [336/814] has come upon kocka [276/1017] and rocked it! 4 days, 16:21:52 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[02/20/16 15:29:21] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:23 towards level 97.
[02/20/16 15:38:17] lejah [1294/1327] has come upon kocka [127/1017] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 05:00:49 is removed from lejah's clock.
[02/21/16 07:29:03] Joska [862/1003] has come upon kocka [1005/1017] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:55:52 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/21/16 13:37:52] kocka [848/1017] has come upon CaptianObvious [252/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 22:10:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/21/16 21:36:55] m00 and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/16 03:50:16] lejah [954/1338] has come upon kocka [959/1017] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:03:38 is added to lejah's clock.
[02/22/16 06:57:13] Droid [564/641] has come upon kocka [702/1017] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 11:02:29 is added to Droid's clock.
[02/22/16 07:44:13] kocka ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:06:41 from level 98.
[02/22/16 19:10:49] kocka [873/1017] has come upon endre [176/880] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 09:34:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/23/16 09:29:05] David [335/1107] has come upon kocka [543/1028] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 16:30:31 is added to David's clock.
[02/23/16 14:14:58] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:16:03 towards level 98.
[02/24/16 10:29:05] kocka [381/1028] has come upon Krisz [81/719] and rocked it! 4 days, 11:46:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/24/16 22:22:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 15 days, 18:26:29 toward level 98.
[02/25/16 07:30:52] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:42:02 towards level 98.
[02/25/16 07:52:38] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:23:23 towards level 98.
[02/25/16 11:29:04] kocka [941/1035] has come upon gyilkos [919/1164] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 01:21:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/26/16 00:58:28] peta, CaptianObvious, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/16 03:55:03] kocka broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:37:58 from level 98.
[02/26/16 18:10:07] Ajvorl, gyilkos, kocka, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/16 07:23:20] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/16 16:15:23] Darwick, endre, and 4R0N [260/3568] have team battled kocka, Joska, and Krisz [1884/2953] and lost! 2 days, 09:50:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/16 19:16:33] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:12:49 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[02/29/16 19:07:34] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 4 damage. 0 days, 01:37:27 is added to kocka's timer towards level 98.
[02/29/16 22:52:03] lejah [182/1338] has come upon kocka [962/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:46:37 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/01/16 07:01:37] CaptianObvious, lejah, and kurvaanyad [1442/3560] have team battled kocka, peta, and Ajvorl [1991/3239] and lost! 0 days, 21:46:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/16 15:18:02] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:53:53 is removed from their time toward level 98.
[03/01/16 16:58:03] lejah [669/1338] has come upon kocka [756/1035] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 09:34:49 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/01/16 17:23:48] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/16 19:59:02] lejah [299/1338] has come upon kocka [358/1035] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:54:19 is added to lejah's clock.
[03/01/16 20:04:05] kocka [588/1274] has come upon Darwick [685/1393] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 08:17:28 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/04/16 05:37:17] m00, DarwickAK, and kocka [1260/3568] have team battled kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and d-__-b [733/2937] and won! 0 days, 18:12:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/16 16:10:00] Kiinga [72/814] has come upon kocka [1194/1274] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 02:03:04 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[03/05/16 23:30:10] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:45:01 towards level 99.
[03/06/16 08:36:51] Ajvorl, Joska, lejah, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/16 09:45:48] kocka [649/1274] has come upon lejah [551/1338] and rocked it! 21 days, 16:42:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/07/16 22:29:06] kocka [918/1274] has come upon Joska [59/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 06:02:59 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/08/16 09:28:10] Joska, lejah, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/16 09:28:19] kocka [1090/1274] has come upon Joska [762/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 20:11:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/08/16 18:29:02] kocka [558/1274] has come upon endre [161/1023] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 14:29:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/09/16 07:25:35] Joska, [Sanyi], m00, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/16 23:33:16] Droid [226/655] has come upon kocka [1140/1274] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:31:47 is added to Droid's clock.
[03/11/16 00:44:51] kocka, m00, and 4R0N [2367/3352] have team battled CaptianObvious, David, and Kiinga [1133/3176] and won! 1 day, 18:16:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/16 06:29:02] kurvaanyad [467/975] has come upon kocka [340/1274] and rocked it! 0 days, 07:00:51 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/11/16 06:29:02] In the fierce battle, kocka dropped his level 282 pair of boots! kurvaanyad picks it up, tossing his old level 64 pair of boots to kocka.
[03/11/16 14:00:10] kocka [922/1035] has come upon kurvaanyad [904/1171] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 13:24:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/11/16 14:37:56] David [945/1107] has come upon kocka [484/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 01:52:16 is removed from David's clock.
[03/12/16 02:18:39] DarwickAK [75/1372] has come upon kocka [972/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 03:22:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/12/16 12:06:01] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:32:33 from level 99.
[03/12/16 22:29:06] Crush [46/579] has come upon kocka [148/1035] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:12:42 is added to Crush's clock.
[03/13/16 03:57:49] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:20 towards level 99.
[03/13/16 06:23:39] kocka lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:17:33 from level 99.
[03/13/16 17:10:40] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 103 damage. 0 days, 01:38:26 is added to kocka's timer towards level 99.
[03/14/16 00:35:44] lejah [1207/1338] has come upon kocka [560/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 14:33:16 is removed from lejah's clock.
[03/14/16 01:39:53] kocka [776/1035] has come upon peta [683/1010] and rocked it! 1 day, 21:53:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/14/16 04:53:35] Kiinga [603/814] has come upon kocka [747/1035] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 01:01:37 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[03/15/16 20:29:06] kocka [119/1035] has come upon GDI [1008/1067] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:47:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/16/16 11:29:05] kocka [735/1035] has come upon gyilkos [43/953] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 18:14:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/16/16 16:44:05] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:02:48 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[03/16/16 19:05:03] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:37 towards level 99.
[03/17/16 05:59:17] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:44 towards level 99.
[03/17/16 06:50:49] kocka saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:42:32 from level 99.
[03/17/16 12:46:17] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:58 towards level 99.
[03/18/16 03:29:04] kocka [615/1035] has come upon endre [561/1017] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 23:51:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/18/16 12:45:39] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 15:57:50 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[03/18/16 13:29:04] kurvaanyad [711/1171] has come upon kocka [14/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 21:09:26 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/19/16 15:42:30] Ajvorl, kocka, Sanyi, and sajtoscsiga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/16 00:29:03] kurvaanyad [481/1171] has come upon kocka [635/1035] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 12:25:54 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/20/16 12:27:50] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 25 damage. 0 days, 01:38:59 is added to kocka's timer towards level 99.
[03/20/16 16:08:22] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:50:44 is removed from their time toward level 99.
[03/20/16 16:31:38] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/16 17:11:10] kocka [30/1035] has come upon d-__-b [498/851] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 22:02:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/20/16 18:12:21] DarwickAK [695/1372] has come upon kocka [452/1035] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 10:45:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/20/16 18:23:57] CaptianObvious, kocka, d-__-b, and endre have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/16 12:10:05] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 00:37:07 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[03/22/16 17:29:05] Krisz [756/802] has come upon kocka [412/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:02:36 is removed from Krisz's clock.
[03/23/16 16:15:38] DarwickAK, Crush, and [Sanyi] [2910/3298] have team battled kocka, m00, and Kiinga [2460/2851] and won! 0 days, 19:42:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/16 16:47:06] Darwick, [Sanyi], and Kiinga [2073/3553] have team battled DarwickAK, Droid, and kocka [534/3097] and won! 2 days, 13:46:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/16 16:56:07] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:19:24 towards level 100.
[03/24/16 21:01:52] kocka was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:16:37 from level 100.
[03/25/16 20:29:03] d-__-b [988/1046] has come upon kocka [853/1035] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 08:25:31 is removed from d-__-b's clock.
[03/26/16 16:29:04] endre [275/1017] has come upon kocka [425/1035] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 04:14:25 is added to endre's clock.
[03/26/16 22:41:05] DarwickAK [1312/1373] has come upon kocka [714/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 02:00:28 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/27/16 09:11:33] m00, kocka, d-__-b, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/16 12:25:29] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 21:40:13 is removed from their time toward level 100.
[03/27/16 18:29:05] sajtoscsiga [266/584] has come upon kocka [608/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:46:35 is added to sajtoscsiga's clock.
[03/28/16 10:01:55] m00, endre, and Sanyi [828/3151] have team battled GDI, kocka, and Droid [1232/2810] and lost! 0 days, 09:01:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/16 14:44:27] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:08:55 towards level 100.
[03/28/16 21:50:26] GDI, kocka, Krisz, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/16 21:51:07] kocka [422/1035] has come upon GDI [11/1067] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 23:31:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/29/16 03:15:13] Darwick [1007/1382] has come upon kocka [903/1035] and gave em what was coming! 22 days, 14:29:16 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/29/16 10:29:05] kocka [344/1035] has come upon Droid [259/708] and rocked it! 2 days, 02:09:02 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/29/16 15:29:03] kurvaanyad [805/1165] has come upon kocka [642/1035] and rocked it! 16 days, 01:02:03 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[03/30/16 08:42:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 5 days, 18:13:03 toward level 100.
[03/30/16 13:57:45] m00 [419/1025] has come upon kocka [24/1035] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 15:26:51 is removed from m00's clock.
[03/31/16 18:10:21] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:33 towards level 100.
[03/31/16 22:02:24] Joska, Crush, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/16 04:29:03] kocka [464/1035] has come upon Krisz [437/852] and rocked it! 0 days, 11:15:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/02/16 14:29:06] kocka [606/1035] has come upon endre [370/985] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 15:41:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/02/16 19:29:06] kocka [476/1035] has come upon IRPGbot [1238/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:28:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/03/16 18:16:47] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:39 towards level 100.
[04/05/16 03:21:29] kocka [658/1040] has come upon 4R0N [488/1100] and gave em what was coming! 14 days, 10:17:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/05/16 06:52:43] kocka [1038/1040] has come upon 4R0N [221/1100] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 02:19:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/05/16 08:29:28] kocka, d-__-b, sajtoscsiga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/16 08:29:56] sajtoscsiga [49/628] has come upon kocka [69/1040] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:41:23 is added to sajtoscsiga's clock.
[04/05/16 15:44:44] Krisz [641/852] has come upon kocka [995/1040] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:03:29 is added to Krisz's clock.
[04/06/16 07:48:19] kocka spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! kocka's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/16 23:04:34] Darwick [974/1382] has come upon kocka [196/1031] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 02:56:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/07/16 16:59:21] Crush, [Sanyi], kocka, and Krisz have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/16 19:17:08] Droid, [Sanyi], and sajtoscsiga [2653/3038] have team battled Krisz, kocka, and peta [2199/2864] and won! 0 days, 05:39:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/16 11:23:37] kocka [369/1031] has come upon kurvaanyad [737/1165] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 11:13:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/10/16 15:37:25] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:35:04 towards level 101.
[04/11/16 06:25:41] kocka was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:51:22 from level 101.
[04/11/16 13:46:25] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:21:13 towards level 101.
[04/11/16 23:48:05] Crush, [Sanyi], m00, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/16 10:04:02] m00 [351/1025] has come upon kocka [648/1031] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:48:46 is added to m00's clock.
[04/13/16 03:11:21] [Sanyi], Krisz, and m00 [1502/3232] have team battled kurvaanyad, kocka, and DarwickAK [1384/3563] and won! 0 days, 13:51:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/16 04:59:02] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:43:32 towards level 101.
[04/13/16 20:26:57] Joska, kocka, d-__-b, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/16 04:52:47] CaptianObvious [378/1255] has come upon kocka [193/1031] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 21:09:07 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/14/16 16:09:58] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:19 towards level 101.
[04/15/16 13:26:51] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:43:47 towards level 101.
[04/15/16 23:35:01] kocka was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:12:34 from level 101.
[04/16/16 06:43:18] Droid [166/835] has come upon kocka [778/1031] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:21:55 is added to Droid's clock.
[04/16/16 21:43:21] kurvaanyad [913/1165] has come upon kocka [799/1031] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 16:44:23 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[04/17/16 10:08:59] 4R0N, [Sanyi], and CaptianObvious [912/3704] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and endre [2921/2964] and lost! 0 days, 17:30:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/16 22:43:23] kocka [195/1031] has come upon 4R0N [3/1101] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 14:37:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/19/16 00:21:26] m00 [258/1025] has come upon kocka [606/1031] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:23:45 is added to m00's clock.
[04/19/16 07:29:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 10 days, 08:34:44 toward level 101.
[04/19/16 11:38:13] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/16 08:30:04] gyilkos, kocka, d-__-b, and Krisz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/16 16:21:37] kocka [141/1031] has come upon gyilkos [456/994] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:48:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/21/16 14:31:03] Joska, m00, and kocka [2520/3216] have team battled DarwickAK, Kiinga, and CaptianObvious [624/3450] and won! 0 days, 02:56:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/16 02:17:27] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:55 towards level 101.
[04/22/16 16:18:42] endre, kocka, and d-__-b [622/3012] have team battled Sanyi, 4R0N, and Droid [576/3079] and won! 0 days, 03:27:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/16 06:09:50] kocka [77/1031] has come upon Krisz [586/852] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 09:11:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/23/16 23:20:17] CaptianObvious [567/1255] has come upon kocka [354/1031] and rocked it! 22 days, 19:05:30 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[04/24/16 05:21:36] DarwickAK [948/1367] has come upon kocka [396/1031] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:31:18 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/24/16 09:27:00] kocka was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 17:08:28 from level 102.
[04/25/16 01:21:38] [Sanyi] [1139/1348] has come upon kocka [627/1031] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 20:43:35 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/25/16 15:32:13] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 08:19:06 towards level 102.
[04/25/16 22:32:10] kocka [740/1031] has come upon CaptianObvious [110/1255] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 13:30:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/26/16 10:58:48] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 3. 0 days, 01:41:57 is added to kocka's timer towards level 102.
[04/28/16 04:21:35] kocka [55/1031] has come upon Joska [153/1160] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 12:24:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/28/16 04:58:32] susmus, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [2276/2789] have team battled kocka, endre, and 4R0N [324/3071] and won! 0 days, 03:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/16 13:27:40] [Sanyi], CaptianObvious, and DarwickAK [2735/3970] have team battled endre, susmus, and kocka [1783/2398] and won! 0 days, 06:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/16 14:21:48] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 66 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:41:28 is added to kocka's timer towards level 102.
[04/28/16 19:21:36] kocka [7/1031] has come upon m00 [540/1025] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 06:53:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/29/16 09:17:20] m00 and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/16 10:21:37] kocka [929/1031] has come upon kurvaanyad [356/1165] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 16:55:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/30/16 01:21:34] kocka [168/1031] has come upon Kiinga [520/828] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 05:07:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/02/16 06:30:40] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/16 08:31:48] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:46:37 towards level 102.
[05/02/16 10:21:56] kocka, [Sanyi], and d-__-b [380/3429] have team battled Ajvorl, Kiinga, and Droid [2218/2981] and lost! 6 days, 03:32:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/16 13:21:37] kocka [880/1031] has come upon endre [416/929] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 02:37:02 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/03/16 07:56:54] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:17:15 from level 102.
[05/04/16 15:21:35] kocka [36/1031] has come upon m00 [670/1029] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 19:36:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/05/16 06:21:35] gyilkos [150/1015] has come upon kocka [472/1031] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:03:53 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[05/05/16 11:43:22] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:50:00 from level 102.
[05/05/16 21:17:36] GDI, kocka, d-__-b, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/16 03:07:26] DarwickAK, m00, and kocka [2996/3427] have team battled [Sanyi], Kiinga, and Sanyi [1279/3328] and won! 0 days, 21:17:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/16 08:52:57] d-__-b [306/1050] has come upon kocka [783/1031] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:25:50 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[05/08/16 04:16:03] CaptianObvious, GDI, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/16 11:52:58] kurvaanyad [74/1170] has come upon kocka [188/1031] and got flexed on in combat! 13 days, 23:18:07 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/11/16 06:12:04] susmus, endre, and Crush [784/2026] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and Joska [1409/3558] and lost! 0 days, 06:57:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/16 01:14:02] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/16 04:35:54] susmus, peta, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/16 18:50:25] kocka ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:15:16 from level 102.
[05/12/16 22:05:39] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:07 towards level 102.
[05/13/16 07:22:24] Krisz, Joska, kocka, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/16 21:00:56] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 24. 0 days, 01:41:31 is added to kocka's timer towards level 102.
[05/14/16 14:56:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 5 days, 01:14:24 toward level 102.
[05/14/16 15:52:56] kocka [875/1031] has come upon kurvaanyad [71/1170] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:20:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/14/16 15:52:56] kocka has dealt kurvaanyad a Critical Strike! 9 days, 17:14:41 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[05/15/16 01:52:57] GDI [671/1069] has come upon kocka [306/1031] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 14:22:36 is removed from GDI's clock.
[05/16/16 02:52:58] peta [608/993] has come upon kocka [293/1031] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 17:51:43 is removed from peta's clock.
[05/16/16 07:52:57] kocka [536/1031] has come upon IRPGbot [46/1488] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:00:15 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/17/16 05:37:17] susmus, Crush, and kocka [1244/2161] have team battled Krisz, GDI, and gyilkos [170/2936] and won! 0 days, 07:12:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/16 06:34:55] Droid, Joska, and Crush [1720/2657] have team battled Ajvorl, peta, and kocka [168/3329] and won! 0 days, 05:34:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/16 14:56:09] Crush, endre, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/16 16:24:03] kocka [914/1031] has come upon endre [158/915] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:42:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/17/16 23:52:56] Kiinga [887/1013] has come upon kocka [755/1031] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 12:00:24 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[05/18/16 01:23:51] Crush [193/628] has come upon kocka [132/1031] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 06:02:36 is removed from Crush's clock.
[05/18/16 03:32:20] kocka [138/1031] has come upon Krisz [241/867] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 08:59:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/18/16 19:52:58] Crush [224/628] has come upon kocka [122/1031] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 17:54:41 is removed from Crush's clock.
[05/19/16 16:26:35] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 44 days, 02:36:12 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[05/19/16 22:19:34] kocka [883/1031] has come upon susmus [65/505] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 21:40:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/19/16 22:19:43] kocka [408/1031] has come upon susmus [233/505] and rocked it! 5 days, 06:05:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/20/16 21:52:57] Kiinga [35/1013] has come upon kocka [674/1031] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 20:15:29 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[05/21/16 13:30:51] endre, susmus, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/16 03:52:59] Kiinga [515/1013] has come upon kocka [308/1031] and rocked it! 9 days, 19:28:28 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[05/23/16 01:22:10] m00 and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 19:52:58] kocka [466/1031] has come upon peta [176/993] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 22:13:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/24/16 00:00:13] kocka [645/1031] has come upon DarwickAK [47/1367] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:27:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/24/16 00:53:00] m00 [909/1065] has come upon kocka [611/1031] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 20:23:43 is removed from m00's clock.
[05/24/16 05:52:56] kocka [903/1031] has come upon gyilkos [330/1054] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 05:10:38 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/25/16 15:13:27] Ajvorl [274/1305] has come upon kocka [594/1031] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 08:46:16 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[05/25/16 15:54:29] susmus [18/510] has come upon kocka [29/1031] in a drunken stoopor and had their ass knocked out in a slapfight! 0 days, 18:33:36 is added to susmus's clock.
[05/26/16 05:11:46] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:07 towards level 103.
[05/27/16 15:14:48] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 05:07:11 is removed from their time toward level 103.
[05/27/16 16:59:22] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/16 23:52:56] kocka [293/1031] has come upon susmus [83/510] and rocked it! 0 days, 15:34:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/27/16 23:52:56] kocka has dealt susmus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:26:05 is added to susmus's clock.
[05/28/16 04:52:58] kocka [927/1031] has come upon GDI [64/1079] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:16:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/28/16 09:52:58] kocka [240/1031] has come upon Joska [831/1193] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:09:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/28/16 15:05:52] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 80 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:42:52 is added to kocka's timer towards level 103.
[05/28/16 18:46:21] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 101 with their belt. 0 days, 01:42:42 is added to kocka's timer towards level 103.
[05/29/16 10:52:55] m00 [324/1059] has come upon kocka [655/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:05:29 is added to m00's clock.
[05/29/16 17:56:19] kocka died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:30:59 from level 103.
[05/30/16 06:45:13] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/16 14:38:53] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 72. 0 days, 01:42:35 is added to kocka's timer towards level 103.
[05/31/16 17:52:56] d-__-b [237/864] has come upon kocka [1022/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:03:42 is added to d-__-b's clock.
[06/01/16 09:12:34] Joska, DarwickAK, m00, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/16 15:40:09] kocka [509/1036] has come upon GDI [438/1083] and fucked they ass up! 24 days, 05:27:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/02/16 13:15:50] Kiinga [31/1035] has come upon kocka [920/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 15:29:28 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[06/02/16 18:01:31] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 01:42:48 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[06/03/16 05:52:58] kocka [116/1036] has come upon Kiinga [855/1035] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 05:28:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/03/16 10:52:56] Krisz [830/862] has come upon kocka [256/1036] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 00:34:09 is removed from Krisz's clock.
[06/04/16 09:19:59] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:47:24 towards level 104.
[06/04/16 17:14:12] kocka [903/1036] has come upon susmus [445/556] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 00:30:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/04/16 17:14:12] kocka has dealt susmus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:30:28 is added to susmus's clock.
[06/05/16 07:18:57] m00, kocka, and Darwick [233/3461] have team battled [Sanyi], Krisz, and d-__-b [2981/3115] and lost! 1 day, 10:32:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/16 03:52:57] kocka [471/1036] has come upon m00 [1012/1048] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 17:40:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/07/16 13:36:05] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 111 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:43:52 is added to kocka's timer towards level 104.
[06/07/16 18:16:56] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:56:48 towards level 104.
[06/07/16 19:52:56] susmus [483/558] has come upon kocka [235/1036] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 22:38:30 is removed from susmus's clock.
[06/08/16 14:05:01] kocka [906/1036] has come upon peta [209/1027] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 16:48:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/09/16 12:52:15] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/16 12:34:00] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/16 16:49:45] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 21:47:45 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[06/11/16 06:59:57] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:39:21 towards level 104.
[06/11/16 23:52:58] peta [948/1034] has come upon kocka [688/1036] and rocked it! 5 days, 14:43:58 is removed from peta's clock.
[06/12/16 09:52:59] Sanyi [114/1152] has come upon kocka [226/1036] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 07:36:52 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[06/12/16 12:30:07] endre, Krisz, and d-__-b [2399/2664] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and Droid [1727/3459] and won! 0 days, 06:28:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/16 16:31:51] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 170 damage. 0 days, 01:43:05 is added to kocka's timer towards level 104.
[06/13/16 15:52:58] peta [283/1034] has come upon kocka [324/1036] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 02:59:16 is added to peta's clock.
[06/13/16 17:56:35] endre and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/16 00:36:14] m00, gyilkos, and kocka [2867/3148] have team battled peta, d-__-b, and kurvaanyad [2582/3073] and won! 0 days, 02:16:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/16 07:52:58] kurvaanyad [19/1165] has come upon kocka [601/1036] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 16:51:15 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[06/15/16 18:14:29] kocka bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:00:20 from level 104.
[06/16/16 08:16:58] kocka [741/1036] has come upon Ajvorl [802/1312] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 05:08:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/16/16 09:59:24] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/16 18:07:29] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:02:06 towards level 104.
[06/17/16 00:50:53] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:13:46 towards level 104.
[06/17/16 12:38:11] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:36:21 towards level 104.
[06/17/16 15:46:55] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 93. 0 days, 01:43:07 is added to kocka's timer towards level 104.
[06/17/16 19:52:57] kocka [396/1036] has come upon David [122/1144] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 11:53:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/18/16 11:57:25] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 23:05:36 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[06/18/16 15:37:55] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:54:10 is removed from their time toward level 104.
[06/18/16 16:45:19] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, peta, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/16 21:53:35] kocka [1023/1036] has come upon Joska [45/1214] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:16:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/20/16 04:57:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 4 days, 12:38:53 toward level 104.
[06/21/16 09:32:51] gyilkos, [Sanyi], 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/16 20:49:49] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:23 towards level 104.
[06/22/16 01:56:59] kocka [408/1036] has come upon Ajvorl [398/1312] and gave em what was coming! 21 days, 15:53:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/22/16 03:22:58] kocka [930/1036] has come upon kurvaanyad [381/1165] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 02:45:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/22/16 03:51:45] Kiinga [749/1049] has come upon kocka [588/1036] and fucked they ass up! 21 days, 21:17:42 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[06/23/16 00:22:21] GDI, d-__-b, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/16 01:31:21] kocka [963/1036] has come upon 4R0N [704/1159] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 15:20:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/24/16 06:52:56] [Sanyi] [1205/1367] has come upon kocka [1013/1036] and rocked it! 7 days, 14:51:31 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/24/16 06:52:56] [Sanyi] has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:04:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/24/16 08:35:53] kocka [894/1036] has come upon Joska [402/1217] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 05:59:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/24/16 08:35:53] kocka has dealt Joska a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:44:59 is added to Joska's clock.
[06/24/16 15:29:12] Droid [752/1060] has come upon kocka [453/1036] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 19:08:20 is removed from Droid's clock.
[06/24/16 23:32:30] gyilkos, Joska, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/16 07:53:00] kocka [213/1036] has come upon gyilkos [231/1060] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 19:36:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/25/16 10:54:35] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 12:04:08 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[06/26/16 09:36:33] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/16 11:24:54] David, Ajvorl, and 4R0N [2626/3632] have team battled kocka, Kiinga, and Darwick [1143/3386] and won! 0 days, 02:35:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/16 13:52:59] kocka [812/1046] has come upon [Sanyi] [206/1367] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 18:22:19 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/28/16 07:56:50] kocka [409/1046] has come upon Darwick [919/1291] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 19:37:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/28/16 08:32:53] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/16 14:08:53] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/16 21:52:57] [Sanyi] [1032/1367] has come upon kocka [809/1046] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 08:16:06 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/01/16 15:26:21] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:50:58 towards level 105.
[07/01/16 16:32:57] peta, kocka, and David [1220/3254] have team battled kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and Droid [0/3432] and won! 3 days, 21:18:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/16 23:52:57] kocka [208/1046] has come upon DarwickAK [915/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:53:02 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/02/16 04:52:56] kocka [360/1046] has come upon Joska [875/1257] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 15:25:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/02/16 05:45:16] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:37 towards level 105.
[07/02/16 09:51:56] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:16:57 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[07/02/16 13:32:26] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 21:53:07 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[07/03/16 12:10:38] Joska, kurvaanyad, peta, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/16 17:24:35] kocka [648/1046] has come upon DarwickAK [1150/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:11:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/03/16 17:43:13] kocka [184/1046] has come upon DarwickAK [825/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:58:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/03/16 20:52:58] GDI [828/1167] has come upon kocka [835/1046] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 12:47:55 is added to GDI's clock.
[07/04/16 07:24:17] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:23 towards level 105.
[07/04/16 12:45:56] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:49:40 towards level 105.
[07/05/16 02:27:20] kocka reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kocka's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/16 02:37:43] kocka, GDI, and gyilkos [2246/3278] have team battled Joska, DarwickAK, and Ajvorl [2485/3918] and lost! 1 day, 17:55:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/16 02:47:28] 4R0N, kurvaanyad, and Droid [2985/3399] have team battled DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and kocka [2392/3712] and won! 6 days, 07:42:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 15:17:58] kocka [676/1051] has come upon 4R0N [296/1163] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 18:59:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/05/16 22:52:57] kocka [166/1051] has come upon gyilkos [849/1060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:14:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/06/16 12:56:32] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:11:42 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[07/06/16 12:56:32] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 92. 0 days, 01:44:47 is added to kocka's timer towards level 105.
[07/06/16 14:25:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:55:13 from level 105.
[07/06/16 18:52:59] Ajvorl [376/1306] has come upon kocka [489/1051] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 18:14:04 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[07/06/16 20:16:33] kocka lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:44 from level 105.
[07/07/16 00:17:07] Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/16 09:52:56] kocka [797/1051] has come upon kurvaanyad [884/1171] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:47:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/07/16 11:28:39] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:09 towards level 105.
[07/07/16 19:52:56] kocka [580/1051] has come upon Droid [118/1065] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:22:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/07/16 23:05:27] DarwickAK, GDI, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/16 03:48:08] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:22 towards level 105.
[07/08/16 04:11:32] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:53 towards level 105.
[07/08/16 08:58:01] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:05:19 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[07/08/16 12:38:31] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:17:26 is removed from their time toward level 105.
[07/08/16 15:52:57] GDI [344/1426] has come upon kocka [536/1051] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 10:00:59 is added to GDI's clock.
[07/08/16 20:52:56] kocka [596/1051] has come upon Kiinga [334/1049] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 09:57:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/09/16 21:52:59] kocka [613/1051] has come upon [Sanyi] [578/1367] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:05:16 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/10/16 04:08:44] kocka [938/1051] has come upon DarwickAK [715/1355] and fucked they ass up! 25 days, 16:46:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/10/16 04:08:44] kocka has dealt DarwickAK a Critical Strike! 17 days, 10:56:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/10/16 11:16:59] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/16 12:52:59] kocka [161/1051] has come upon DarwickAK [1236/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 20:22:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/10/16 23:18:11] kocka fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kocka's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/16 11:33:38] DarwickAK, peta, kocka, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/16 12:11:36] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 05:02:17 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[07/12/16 12:02:47] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 14 with their belt. 0 days, 01:45:09 is added to kocka's timer towards level 106.
[07/12/16 19:52:56] kocka [478/1041] has come upon [Sanyi] [1182/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 09:09:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/13/16 00:52:59] kocka [717/1041] has come upon Sanyi [133/1206] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 08:08:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/13/16 08:22:28] GDI, Droid, and David [3384/3676] have team battled kocka, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [2220/3602] and won! 1 day, 17:29:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/16 09:28:09] Ajvorl, [Sanyi], 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/16 09:28:36] kocka [465/1041] has come upon 4R0N [478/1163] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 09:26:47 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/13/16 20:52:57] kocka [466/1041] has come upon IRPGbot [177/1488] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 04:06:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/14/16 06:52:57] kurvaanyad [1055/1171] has come upon kocka [720/1041] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 02:49:34 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/14/16 13:05:06] kurvaanyad, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/16 20:31:20] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/16 00:32:56] Joska, Darwick, and GDI [2130/3978] have team battled peta, kurvaanyad, and kocka [1625/3259] and won! 0 days, 15:23:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/16 07:55:15] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:07:52 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[07/15/16 16:00:02] David, kurvaanyad, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/16 11:37:08] David, DarwickAK, GDI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/16 18:52:56] kocka [87/1041] has come upon Ajvorl [1289/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:05:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/17/16 04:52:57] kocka [995/1041] has come upon gyilkos [943/1060] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 15:45:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/17/16 11:17:51] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 19:12:18 is removed from their time toward level 106.
[07/17/16 19:52:58] kocka [807/1041] has come upon kurvaanyad [761/1171] and rocked it! 0 days, 19:03:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/18/16 22:58:13] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:27 towards level 106.
[07/19/16 10:30:42] kocka was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:02 from level 106.
[07/19/16 20:34:14] kurvaanyad, peta, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/16 22:44:58] kocka [1240/1266] has come upon DarwickAK [68/1355] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 23:15:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/20/16 07:10:24] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 26 days, 13:08:24 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[07/20/16 08:58:00] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:15:54 towards level 107.
[07/20/16 16:01:07] Joska, kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/16 17:52:56] kocka [118/1266] has come upon [Sanyi] [695/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 05:25:28 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/21/16 07:01:24] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 00:45:52 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[07/21/16 07:39:35] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:04:03 towards level 107.
[07/21/16 08:52:58] kocka [1183/1266] has come upon kurvaanyad [63/1171] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 14:16:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/21/16 18:42:33] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:53:43 towards level 107.
[07/21/16 18:52:58] kocka [217/1266] has come upon David [455/1192] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 02:22:02 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/23/16 00:35:06] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and kocka [443/3977] have team battled GDI, Ajvorl, and gyilkos [1712/3763] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/16 10:52:58] kocka [684/1266] has come upon Droid [820/1082] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 13:38:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/24/16 02:47:47] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:04:13 towards level 107.
[07/24/16 06:52:56] Kiinga [25/1272] has come upon kocka [203/1266] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 02:24:23 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[07/24/16 11:52:55] kurvaanyad [376/1176] has come upon kocka [963/1266] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 01:04:44 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[07/24/16 14:32:56] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/16 21:52:57] kocka [1091/1266] has come upon DarwickAK [757/1344] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 05:33:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/25/16 06:25:26] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 21:17:05 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[07/25/16 09:53:48] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/16 11:29:21] gyilkos, [Sanyi], Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/16 11:29:25] kocka [275/1266] has come upon gyilkos [706/1237] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:01:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/26/16 03:52:58] [Sanyi] [1011/1367] has come upon kocka [890/1266] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 00:41:11 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/26/16 07:44:05] DarwickAK [44/1344] has come upon kocka [507/1266] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 04:15:17 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/26/16 10:02:28] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/16 13:42:33] peta [890/1054] has come upon kocka [1197/1266] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 05:27:18 is added to peta's clock.
[07/26/16 23:52:56] Sanyi [822/1215] has come upon kocka [33/1266] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:32:06 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/27/16 05:14:29] Darwick, 4R0N, and peta [3100/3518] have team battled kocka, David, and GDI [2625/3660] and won! 7 days, 04:54:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 06:07:29] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 05:42:26 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[07/27/16 12:04:55] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 00:52:57] kocka [538/1266] has come upon Droid [476/1086] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 08:36:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/28/16 10:21:17] kocka [785/1266] has come upon Sanyi [852/1215] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:54:10 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/29/16 16:16:00] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and kocka [207/3833] have team battled [Sanyi], Droid, and peta [2915/3516] and lost! 0 days, 03:04:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/16 05:40:30] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:39:01 is removed from their time toward level 107.
[07/30/16 10:01:44] kocka [904/1266] has come upon peta [331/1054] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 07:46:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/30/16 15:28:55] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/16 13:52:56] DarwickAK [157/1352] has come upon kocka [303/1266] and got flexed on in combat! 20 days, 21:25:18 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/01/16 02:47:04] gyilkos, GDI, Darwick, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/16 10:42:46] David, Ajvorl, and kocka [371/3782] have team battled GDI, Droid, and peta [139/3123] and won! 3 days, 20:03:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/16 19:53:00] kocka [712/1272] has come upon Darwick [314/1296] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 21:26:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/02/16 05:13:27] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 20:36:58 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[08/03/16 00:54:54] David, gyilkos, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/16 04:52:51] kocka [246/1272] has come upon GDI [291/983] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 03:14:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/03/16 16:55:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 2 days, 14:07:42 toward level 108.
[08/03/16 23:59:35] GDI, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/16 12:52:58] kocka [909/1272] has come upon gyilkos [1208/1246] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 09:24:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/04/16 19:45:45] DarwickAK, 4R0N, kocka, and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/16 03:52:58] kocka [600/1272] has come upon kurvaanyad [54/1180] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 05:42:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/05/16 04:46:33] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 7. 0 days, 01:47:34 is added to kocka's timer towards level 108.
[08/06/16 04:52:57] GDI [143/984] has come upon kocka [889/1272] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 04:07:37 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/06/16 08:49:59] Sanyi stole kocka's level 86 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Sanyi leaves his old level 75 set of leggings behind, which kocka then takes.
[08/06/16 19:52:56] kocka [240/1260] has come upon peta [775/1054] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:36:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/07/16 00:52:59] Darwick [338/1296] has come upon kocka [58/1260] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 17:18:13 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/07/16 05:52:59] kocka [25/1260] has come upon IRPGbot [551/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:51:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/07/16 07:33:04] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:00:23 from level 108.
[08/07/16 08:09:01] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:02:34 is removed from their time toward level 108.
[08/07/16 08:09:01] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 348. 0 days, 01:47:34 is added to kocka's timer towards level 108.
[08/09/16 01:57:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 4 days, 06:08:32 toward level 108.
[08/09/16 20:33:49] wabbit_, [Sanyi], and Droid [3304/3357] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1635/3928] and won! 2 days, 22:07:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/16 22:52:59] kurvaanyad [1078/1180] has come upon kocka [212/1280] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 06:57:06 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[08/10/16 08:52:59] kocka [484/1280] has come upon GDI [166/984] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:42:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/10/16 18:52:59] Sanyi [653/1225] has come upon kocka [402/1290] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 13:24:13 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/10/16 23:52:59] kocka [321/1290] has come upon wabbit_ [760/876] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:30:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/11/16 07:33:07] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 294 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:47:37 is added to kocka's timer towards level 108.
[08/11/16 09:16:03] wabbit_, Droid, and Darwick [1780/3277] have team battled Joska, kocka, and peta [1373/3611] and won! 2 days, 01:17:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/16 17:25:06] DarwickAK, peta, 4R0N, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/16 00:40:25] kocka left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kocka's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/16 05:52:57] kocka [1033/1252] has come upon Sanyi [416/1225] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 09:25:28 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/12/16 07:20:55] kocka [235/1252] has come upon gyilkos [1225/1246] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:50:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/12/16 11:54:56] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/16 05:57:15] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/16 00:41:12] kocka set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:17:11 from level 108.
[08/14/16 07:41:39] wabbit_ stole kocka's level 67 helm while they were sleeping! wabbit_ leaves his old level 61 helm behind, which kocka then takes.
[08/14/16 10:58:24] Joska, [Sanyi], kocka, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/16 06:02:05] David, Joska, GDI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/16 13:51:26] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:52 towards level 108.
[08/15/16 15:12:26] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/16 15:36:35] 4R0N, Sanyi, and Darwick [3000/3714] have team battled kocka, wabbit_, and gyilkos [1448/3382] and won! 0 days, 13:14:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/16 17:45:16] kocka [774/1254] has come upon Sanyi [1222/1225] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 17:27:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/16/16 14:52:55] Darwick [80/1294] has come upon kocka [135/1254] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 21:14:47 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/17/16 04:10:10] David, gyilkos, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/16 05:52:58] Sanyi [44/1225] has come upon kocka [1106/1254] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:57:46 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/17/16 10:08:33] kocka [817/1254] has come upon Joska [461/1271] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 20:08:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/17/16 10:09:36] kocka [573/1254] has come upon Joska [1236/1271] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 18:03:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/17/16 10:09:45] kocka [1009/1254] has come upon Joska [772/1271] and gave em what was coming! 17 days, 19:37:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/17/16 23:35:05] gyilkos, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/16 01:15:06] kocka [429/1254] has come upon GDI [622/984] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 22:33:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/19/16 13:30:57] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/16 18:24:51] kocka [922/1254] has come upon kurvaanyad [852/1182] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 03:14:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/21/16 01:26:34] Joska [243/1271] has come upon kocka [708/1254] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 18:47:56 is added to Joska's clock.
[08/21/16 06:03:04] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 11:06:05 is removed from their time toward level 109.
[08/23/16 01:52:59] wabbit_ [890/891] has come upon kocka [815/1254] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 17:06:56 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[08/23/16 17:33:39] wabbit_, endre, and kocka [2947/3073] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and Droid [298/3838] and won! 3 days, 06:30:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/16 04:59:49] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:24 towards level 109.
[08/24/16 10:45:06] kocka [796/1254] has come upon Joska [1091/1271] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 10:47:47 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/24/16 12:02:45] endre and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/16 12:52:59] kocka [1125/1254] has come upon 4R0N [766/1198] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 06:55:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/25/16 02:23:10] gyilkos stole kocka's level 60 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! gyilkos leaves his old level 57 pair of gloves behind, which kocka then takes.
[08/25/16 03:52:57] kocka [1211/1250] has come upon kurvaanyad [674/1152] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 21:01:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/25/16 05:27:05] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 84 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:48:18 is added to kocka's timer towards level 109.
[08/25/16 15:23:42] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:36 towards level 109.
[08/27/16 01:54:48] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:21 towards level 109.
[08/27/16 16:41:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 4 days, 04:38:25 toward level 109.
[08/27/16 22:46:26] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:28 towards level 109.
[08/28/16 05:00:12] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 3. 0 days, 01:48:05 is added to kocka's timer towards level 109.
[08/28/16 11:07:09] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:10 from level 109.
[08/29/16 08:50:11] 4R0N, Darwick, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/16 15:57:21] kocka [184/1259] has come upon peta [741/1063] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 21:15:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/30/16 04:42:16] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 25. 0 days, 01:49:38 is added to kocka's timer towards level 110.
[08/30/16 14:29:38] endre, 4R0N, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/16 17:32:44] kocka [205/1259] has come upon peta [635/1063] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 18:19:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/01/16 14:02:23] gyilkos, GDI, and David [1228/3430] have team battled Kiinga, endre, and kocka [831/3450] and won! 0 days, 06:00:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 14:13:19] endre, GDI, and 4R0N [2247/3108] have team battled wabbit_, kocka, and Ajvorl [2294/3513] and lost! 0 days, 05:06:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/16 11:52:59] Droid [620/1125] has come upon kocka [1023/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:18:16 is added to Droid's clock.
[09/03/16 07:52:57] Sanyi [1134/1214] has come upon kocka [570/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 11:14:12 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/04/16 05:58:04] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:12:40 towards level 110.
[09/04/16 16:47:37] kocka [1107/1259] has come upon gyilkos [1110/1258] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 14 days, 10:24:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/04/16 22:00:00] kocka [826/1259] has come upon Joska [157/1232] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 02:34:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/04/16 22:14:39] gyilkos [1075/1258] has come upon kocka [209/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 07:36:43 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/05/16 09:10:35] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/16 09:52:56] kocka [907/1259] has come upon Joska [379/1232] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 11:36:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/06/16 00:52:57] kocka [1081/1259] has come upon endre [791/915] and fucked they ass up! 14 days, 06:22:15 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/06/16 17:20:00] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/16 20:52:57] kocka [438/1259] has come upon GDI [599/985] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 00:29:19 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/07/16 23:40:41] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 43 with their belt. 0 days, 01:49:39 is added to kocka's timer towards level 110.
[09/08/16 03:21:12] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 19:57:48 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[09/08/16 12:52:59] Sanyi [123/1214] has come upon kocka [1199/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:34:12 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/08/16 23:31:44] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 01:37:56 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[09/08/16 23:31:44] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 53. 0 days, 01:49:22 is added to kocka's timer towards level 110.
[09/09/16 03:16:33] kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and kocka [201/3791] have team battled Sanyi, endre, and peta [2718/3192] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/16 03:52:59] kocka [127/1259] has come upon GDI [33/985] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 03:28:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/09/16 03:52:59] kocka has dealt GDI a Critical Strike! 9 days, 05:10:17 is added to GDI's clock.
[09/09/16 09:51:03] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 19:07:58] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 21:11:05] kocka was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:41:32 from level 110.
[09/11/16 00:52:58] kocka [136/1259] has come upon Droid [148/1125] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 08:00:42 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/11/16 11:24:23] kocka [96/1259] has come upon [Sanyi] [677/1365] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 04:10:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/11/16 17:01:23] kocka got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:14:24 from level 110.
[09/11/16 21:37:45] endre, peta, and Droid [281/3103] have team battled Ajvorl, kurvaanyad, and kocka [2721/3793] and lost! 0 days, 06:03:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/16 22:48:56] [Sanyi] [257/1365] has come upon kocka [944/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 22:55:10 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/14/16 22:50:26] [Sanyi] [903/1365] has come upon kocka [1066/1259] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 18 days, 08:21:13 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/14/16 23:10:01] Sanyi, gyilkos, and kocka [746/3784] have team battled DarwickAK, Droid, and [Sanyi] [2041/3861] and lost! 0 days, 09:26:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/16 23:52:58] DarwickAK [716/1361] has come upon kocka [902/1259] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 15:06:35 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/15/16 04:52:58] Sanyi [673/1224] has come upon kocka [975/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:37:59 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/16/16 00:52:58] GDI [870/985] has come upon kocka [439/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 20:45:22 is removed from GDI's clock.
[09/16/16 10:52:56] kocka [481/1259] has come upon kurvaanyad [865/1171] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:07:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/16/16 18:45:44] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:33:10 towards level 110.
[09/16/16 22:19:50] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 13:56:52 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[09/17/16 02:28:34] Joska, GDI, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/16 03:49:43] kocka [1235/1259] has come upon 4R0N [308/1231] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 04:40:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/18/16 17:30:59] wabbit_, Droid, and kocka [2442/3279] have team battled David, Darwick, and endre [2113/3525] and won! 0 days, 09:19:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/16 03:29:16] Joska, Darwick, kocka, and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/16 20:12:13] Hunger [67/135] has come upon kocka [1078/1259] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:39:16 is added to Hunger's clock.
[09/20/16 01:33:26] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:59:42 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[09/20/16 07:10:21] kocka [370/1259] has come upon Hunger [122/232] and rocked it! 0 days, 16:20:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/20/16 21:37:10] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:01 towards level 110.
[09/21/16 01:24:28] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 19:57:02 is removed from their time toward level 110.
[09/22/16 02:46:16] Hunger [226/299] has come upon kocka [943/1259] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:51:00 is added to Hunger's clock.
[09/22/16 14:46:41] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/16 00:27:03] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/16 20:04:06] David, Ajvorl, GDI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/16 23:29:51] endre, Ajvorl, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/16 23:32:50] kocka [1148/1259] has come upon endre [762/922] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:09:35 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/25/16 00:00:05] kocka [867/1259] has come upon DarwickAK [679/1361] and rocked it! 28 days, 01:13:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/25/16 12:10:26] Hunger, Ajvorl, and GDI [995/2665] have team battled 4R0N, kocka, and Kiinga [429/3770] and won! 0 days, 00:46:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/16 15:36:59] kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/16 06:40:33] kocka ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:53:13 from level 111.
[09/29/16 08:17:27] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:40:07 towards level 111.
[09/29/16 20:23:03] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 22:48:21 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[09/29/16 23:52:55] David [146/1204] has come upon kocka [792/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:40:52 is added to David's clock.
[09/30/16 03:16:52] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:43:27 from level 111.
[09/30/16 19:52:57] kurvaanyad [322/1161] has come upon kocka [1173/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 12:31:37 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[09/30/16 21:42:34] DarwickAK [489/1361] has come upon kocka [346/1259] and fucked they ass up! 7 days, 17:10:25 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/30/16 21:42:34] DarwickAK has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 5 days, 14:40:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/01/16 00:52:56] kocka [1256/1259] has come upon David [76/1204] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 07:39:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/01/16 05:52:59] kocka [1105/1259] has come upon Sanyi [694/1229] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 17:44:16 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/01/16 13:03:33] wabbit_, DarwickAK, and David [2968/3455] have team battled Kiinga, kurvaanyad, and kocka [1762/3700] and won! 2 days, 09:30:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/16 23:36:26] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 08:25:55 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[10/05/16 05:45:05] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/16 14:52:55] 4R0N [390/1231] has come upon kocka [989/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 05:57:31 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/05/16 18:07:08] endre, Joska, and David [2652/3184] have team battled Hunger, kocka, and gyilkos [1691/3120] and won! 0 days, 04:04:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/16 00:52:59] kocka [1151/1259] has come upon endre [473/755] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 19:13:16 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/06/16 20:52:56] [Sanyi] [1011/1365] has come upon kocka [796/1259] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 01:09:05 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/07/16 03:07:55] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/16 16:06:56] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:28 towards level 111.
[10/08/16 12:56:15] peta, Joska, and David [1573/3563] have team battled Darwick, kocka, and GDI [2811/3650] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/16 06:32:59] kocka [681/1259] has come upon GDI [1069/1158] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:40:19 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/10/16 11:42:15] kocka [574/1259] has come upon Sanyi [1180/1236] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 12:06:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/10/16 14:52:57] kocka [265/1259] has come upon 4R0N [1087/1231] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:35:06 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/10/16 18:44:07] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 17:34:59 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[10/10/16 19:08:48] wabbit_ [359/890] has come upon kocka [660/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:55:30 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[10/10/16 19:52:59] Kiinga [1050/1280] has come upon kocka [1013/1259] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 01:53:54 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[10/10/16 22:24:36] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 102. 0 days, 01:50:05 is added to kocka's timer towards level 111.
[10/11/16 14:16:41] GDI, [Sanyi], kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/16 16:58:51] GDI, Hunger, and kocka [2673/3039] have team battled Kiinga, peta, and Sanyi [2372/3581] and won! 0 days, 00:37:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/16 21:28:51] kocka lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:35:01 from level 111.
[10/13/16 06:56:22] kocka [1085/1259] has come upon Joska [871/1298] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 07:20:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/13/16 14:59:56] gyilkos [1022/1301] has come upon kocka [222/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 22:32:19 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[10/14/16 08:03:26] kocka, peta, and Ajvorl [547/3592] have team battled endre, gyilkos, and Joska [305/3383] and won! 1 day, 02:28:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/16 08:52:59] peta [133/1065] has come upon kocka [299/1259] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 15:48:14 is added to peta's clock.
[10/14/16 18:08:04] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 60 with their belt. 0 days, 01:50:26 is added to kocka's timer towards level 111.
[10/16/16 05:57:07] kocka [129/1259] has come upon Droid [41/1165] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 03:23:15 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/17/16 02:18:00] kocka [812/1259] has come upon gyilkos [789/1301] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 03:34:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/18/16 19:13:52] Ajvorl, Darwick, and endre [423/3463] have team battled kocka, Joska, and GDI [1193/3715] and lost! 0 days, 09:55:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/16 08:30:51] Joska, 4R0N, and kocka [2157/3790] have team battled GDI, DarwickAK, and gyilkos [681/3820] and won! 0 days, 01:56:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/16 08:42:01] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/16 22:48:26] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:24 towards level 111.
[10/19/16 23:57:09] kocka [92/1259] has come upon Ajvorl [313/1268] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:54:22 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/20/16 17:18:40] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:46:36 is removed from their time toward level 111.
[10/21/16 01:41:52] Joska, gyilkos, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/16 01:41:52] kocka [1051/1259] has come upon [Sanyi] [169/1357] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:00:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/21/16 12:32:52] kocka [993/1259] has come upon kurvaanyad [552/1161] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 07:39:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/22/16 00:45:16] Joska, Ajvorl, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/16 21:14:00] kurvaanyad, gyilkos, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/16 18:27:06] kocka [433/1259] has come upon 4R0N [20/1233] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 13:12:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/23/16 18:27:06] kocka [1082/1259] has come upon 4R0N [1089/1233] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 12:58:30 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/23/16 22:57:09] kocka [841/1259] has come upon endre [592/799] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 05:46:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/24/16 08:57:08] kocka [23/1259] has come upon 4R0N [1072/1233] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:19:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/24/16 20:23:03] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 21:52:06 is removed from their time toward level 112.
[10/25/16 18:26:38] kocka got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:16:44 from level 112.
[10/26/16 10:57:10] endre [762/805] has come upon kocka [595/1259] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 22:28:44 is removed from endre's clock.
[10/26/16 15:30:13] kocka, Ajvorl, and 4R0N [3597/3804] have team battled GDI, Kiinga, and peta [2390/3075] and won! 2 days, 15:49:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/16 20:05:04] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 27 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:51:42 is added to kocka's timer towards level 112.
[10/26/16 20:57:10] kocka [391/1259] has come upon [Sanyi] [1022/1357] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 16:20:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/27/16 06:57:07] [Sanyi] [678/1357] has come upon kocka [331/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 19:16:03 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/27/16 08:06:36] Sanyi [291/1236] has come upon kocka [1052/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 00:29:45 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/27/16 16:15:35] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 43 damage. 0 days, 01:51:59 is added to kocka's timer towards level 112.
[10/29/16 03:25:12] kocka [135/1259] has come upon peta [898/1062] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 13:42:10 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/29/16 04:11:34] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/16 18:16:16] Hunger [295/702] has come upon kocka [1048/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:53:09 is added to Hunger's clock.
[10/31/16 02:11:58] GDI, [Sanyi], kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/16 20:44:44] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:20:54 from level 112.
[10/31/16 22:45:07] kocka, gyilkos, and Kiinga [1753/3413] have team battled DarwickAK, Droid, and Ajvorl [280/3841] and won! 2 days, 19:57:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/16 11:52:35] DarwickAK, endre, and kocka [3279/3428] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and wabbit_ [2372/3644] and won! 0 days, 10:31:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/16 14:30:42] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 24 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:51:24 is added to kocka's timer towards level 112.
[11/02/16 01:47:43] kocka [1203/1259] has come upon peta [484/1062] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 11:02:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/02/16 09:58:52] GDI, endre, and Darwick [2019/3375] have team battled Joska, [Sanyi], and kocka [2145/3961] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/16 21:16:40] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/16 05:57:33] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:19 towards level 112.
[11/03/16 07:57:08] kurvaanyad [228/1161] has come upon kocka [788/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 07:59:58 is added to kurvaanyad's clock.
[11/03/16 08:02:50] kocka, Droid, and Joska [3725/3774] have team battled kurvaanyad, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1244/3935] and won! 0 days, 04:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/16 10:25:34] kocka was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:45:28 from level 112.
[11/03/16 22:30:10] kocka ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:07:33 from level 112.
[11/04/16 03:57:09] kocka [742/1259] has come upon Hunger [461/717] and rocked it! 0 days, 18:54:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/04/16 08:57:07] wabbit_ [606/1107] has come upon kocka [16/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 21:33:55 is removed from wabbit_'s clock.
[11/04/16 11:52:45] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:28 towards level 112.
[11/05/16 01:34:43] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:36 towards level 112.
[11/05/16 11:13:57] David [39/1204] has come upon kocka [99/1259] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:46:22 is added to David's clock.
[11/05/16 14:57:08] kocka [112/1259] has come upon IRPGbot [876/1454] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:19:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/06/16 20:57:08] 4R0N [1037/1238] has come upon kocka [162/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 13:24:36 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[11/08/16 13:28:03] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 38. 0 days, 01:51:44 is added to kocka's timer towards level 112.
[11/09/16 13:09:57] Darwick, kocka, and Kiinga [2671/3486] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Sanyi [3213/3948] and lost! 0 days, 13:05:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/16 23:11:49] kocka was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:09:50 from level 112.
[11/10/16 05:30:56] kocka [803/1259] has come upon kurvaanyad [651/1161] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:08:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/10/16 14:57:08] kocka [1014/1259] has come upon Darwick [427/1191] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:31:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/10/16 22:38:15] 4R0N [732/1238] has come upon kocka [1125/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 16:15:17 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[11/11/16 01:17:32] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:05 towards level 112.
[11/11/16 17:12:58] kocka [589/1259] has come upon 4R0N [1183/1238] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 05:45:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/11/16 21:21:42] kocka walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 04:37:06 from level 113.
[11/12/16 08:06:57] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 11:55:17] David, endre, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/16 22:08:07] Droid, kocka, and Sanyi [1801/3678] have team battled peta, kurvaanyad, and GDI [2156/3388] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/16 00:56:56] DarwickAK, kocka, and Hunger [3171/3359] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and 4R0N [1521/3602] and won! 1 day, 03:15:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 08:36:49] peta, [Sanyi], kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/16 22:13:14] kocka, DarwickAK, and Hunger [863/3359] have team battled Ajvorl, gyilkos, and Darwick [512/3811] and won! 0 days, 18:06:40 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/16 02:19:45] kocka [402/1266] has come upon peta [807/1021] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 10:35:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/14/16 08:39:51] David, endre, kocka, and Droid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/16 23:46:14] Droid [571/1176] has come upon kocka [263/1266] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 01:58:29 is removed from Droid's clock.
[11/15/16 14:57:10] Kiinga [656/1036] has come upon kocka [262/1266] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 02:45:06 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[11/15/16 18:35:08] peta, Ajvorl, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/16 10:01:02] kocka [1247/1266] has come upon GDI [812/1160] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 07:23:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/16/16 10:57:11] endre [21/812] has come upon kocka [1010/1266] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:01:20 is added to endre's clock.
[11/17/16 01:57:09] kocka [1117/1266] has come upon DarwickAK [52/1364] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 00:02:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/17/16 11:57:10] Sanyi [203/1236] has come upon kocka [291/1266] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 02:12:41 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/17/16 15:47:39] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 5. 0 days, 01:52:19 is added to kocka's timer towards level 113.
[11/18/16 22:02:13] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:47:47 towards level 113.
[11/19/16 05:00:33] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/16 10:32:24] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:23:38 towards level 113.
[11/21/16 07:34:23] kocka [273/1266] has come upon Darwick [628/1170] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:47:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/21/16 11:31:14] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 14:11:06 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[11/22/16 01:57:08] kocka [194/1266] has come upon [Sanyi] [302/1348] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 14:15:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/22/16 11:22:12] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 54 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:52:59 is added to kocka's timer towards level 113.
[11/23/16 18:49:35] Droid, kocka, and endre [3105/3258] have team battled DarwickAK, David, and GDI [1315/3738] and won! 0 days, 18:46:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/16 11:39:27] kocka was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:17:30 from level 113.
[11/25/16 05:28:05] kocka [317/1272] has come upon Joska [990/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:08:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/25/16 10:56:27] gyilkos, Joska, and Hunger [2562/3367] have team battled endre, kocka, and peta [1083/3151] and won! 1 day, 01:21:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/16 03:16:09] endre, kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/16 14:17:38] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 22:13:09 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[11/28/16 02:24:07] kocka [1035/1272] has come upon Ajvorl [1204/1321] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 02:59:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/28/16 04:55:02] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:35 towards level 113.
[11/28/16 14:43:01] kocka [677/1272] has come upon 4R0N [864/1238] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 20:40:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/28/16 17:57:09] kocka [203/1272] has come upon Sanyi [398/1236] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 08:51:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/29/16 03:57:07] Joska [946/1345] has come upon kocka [676/1272] and gave em what was coming! 20 days, 18:59:19 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/29/16 13:59:44] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 15:16:58 is removed from their time toward level 113.
[11/29/16 18:21:41] kocka [1074/1272] has come upon Sanyi [294/1236] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 02:37:51 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/29/16 21:28:10] kocka, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [87/3956] have team battled 4R0N, David, and Kiinga [2958/3455] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/16 21:10:36] kocka [587/1272] has come upon kurvaanyad [779/1175] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 16:16:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/01/16 00:50:45] kocka [553/1272] has come upon gyilkos [215/1320] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:16:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/01/16 06:00:44] kurvaanyad, GDI, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/16 13:41:38] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 8. 0 days, 01:52:12 is added to kocka's timer towards level 113.
[12/02/16 01:57:08] kocka [1148/1272] has come upon IRPGbot [438/1469] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:36:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/02/16 14:34:47] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:13 towards level 113.
[12/03/16 06:15:03] kocka [764/1276] has come upon Droid [868/1150] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 06:52:22 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/03/16 07:57:08] kocka [732/1276] has come upon [Sanyi] [1263/1348] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 23:36:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/03/16 13:23:42] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 17:07:59 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[12/04/16 07:48:05] DarwickAK, Kiinga, 4R0N, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/16 09:34:11] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 44 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:53:22 is added to kocka's timer towards level 114.
[12/06/16 03:30:28] kocka, Kiinga, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/16 08:28:56] [Sanyi] [572/1360] has come upon kocka [1115/1276] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:50:23 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/09/16 03:59:13] kocka [630/1276] has come upon David [388/1197] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 11:47:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/09/16 08:41:37] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:40:08 towards level 114.
[12/09/16 09:57:14] kocka [738/1276] has come upon GDI [180/1179] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 10:24:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/09/16 11:28:21] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:55:36 towards level 114.
[12/09/16 13:59:13] kocka [240/1276] has come upon Kiinga [999/1039] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 11:23:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/10/16 19:59:12] endre [84/864] has come upon kocka [1205/1276] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:28:48 is added to endre's clock.
[12/11/16 01:58:11] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 03:10:02] kocka [1061/1276] has come upon Ajvorl [282/1321] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 16:10:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/11/16 08:31:09] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 14:18:03 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[12/11/16 09:28:57] kocka ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:56:49 from level 114.
[12/11/16 17:57:02] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:14:40 towards level 114.
[12/11/16 20:17:55] Hunger [221/875] has come upon kocka [1174/1276] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:40:58 is added to Hunger's clock.
[12/13/16 02:59:14] kocka [1224/1276] has come upon kurvaanyad [113/1175] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 08:49:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/14/16 04:00:47] kurvaanyad stole kocka's level 68 ring while they were sleeping! kurvaanyad leaves his old level 66 ring behind, which kocka then takes.
[12/14/16 11:44:40] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 19. 0 days, 01:53:28 is added to kocka's timer towards level 114.
[12/15/16 07:54:00] kocka was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:49:36 from level 114.
[12/15/16 07:55:08] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 154 damage. 0 days, 01:53:26 is added to kocka's timer towards level 114.
[12/16/16 05:59:12] kocka [914/1273] has come upon IRPGbot [1362/1469] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:05:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/16/16 07:46:11] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:54:32 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[12/16/16 11:41:39] Hunger [19/875] has come upon kocka [481/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 11:56:56 is added to Hunger's clock.
[12/16/16 13:48:20] kocka, GDI, peta, and David have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/16 18:57:47] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/16 06:17:58] Sanyi, Hunger, and Darwick [1301/3211] have team battled kocka, kurvaanyad, and [Sanyi] [1795/3800] and lost! 1 day, 15:19:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/16 20:56:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 3 days, 03:36:41 toward level 114.
[12/18/16 06:47:13] Darwick, Droid, kocka, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/16 22:59:11] kocka [203/1273] has come upon David [120/1197] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:47:02 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/19/16 07:19:06] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 76. 0 days, 01:53:17 is added to kocka's timer towards level 114.
[12/19/16 12:31:31] GDI stole kocka's level 72 charm while they were sleeping! GDI leaves his old level 57 charm behind, which kocka then takes.
[12/19/16 20:01:30] Joska, Sanyi, kocka, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/16 05:38:16] David, endre, and peta [603/3076] have team battled Ajvorl, Sanyi, and kocka [1929/3841] and lost! 1 day, 19:02:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 10:50:35] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 07:59:29 is removed from their time toward level 114.
[12/20/16 15:49:24] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:48 from level 114.
[12/20/16 18:32:04] kurvaanyad [1152/1177] has come upon kocka [764/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 10:49:21 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[12/21/16 06:43:09] kocka [590/1257] has come upon Joska [461/1345] and gave em what was coming! 28 days, 03:05:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/22/16 13:38:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 50 days, 02:12:56 toward level 115.
[12/22/16 21:29:33] kocka [578/1257] has come upon peta [778/1015] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 15:38:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/23/16 21:22:51] Darwick, kocka, [Sanyi], and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/16 08:59:14] David [950/1197] has come upon kocka [935/1257] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 03:12:06 is removed from David's clock.
[12/25/16 14:59:12] peta [882/1015] has come upon kocka [175/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 14:45:01 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/25/16 16:22:20] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:50 towards level 115.
[12/25/16 23:36:14] gyilkos, Sanyi, kocka, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/16 10:59:14] Joska [1184/1345] has come upon kocka [21/1257] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 06:48:50 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/26/16 11:36:23] kocka lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:14:50 from level 115.
[12/26/16 20:27:19] kocka fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kocka's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/27/16 01:23:27] kurvaanyad, Sanyi, kocka, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/16 09:47:57] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 00:20:21 is removed from their time toward level 115.
[12/28/16 01:27:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 4 days, 06:19:24 toward level 115.
[12/28/16 08:41:39] kocka [982/1245] has come upon Ajvorl [1154/1327] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:07:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/28/16 09:05:31] kocka [801/1245] has come upon Ajvorl [833/1327] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 05:47:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/29/16 06:29:03] endre, David, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/16 01:47:08] kocka [1041/1245] has come upon Darwick [670/1069] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 13:18:35 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/30/16 06:42:44] kocka [937/1245] has come upon GDI [154/1193] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 13:23:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/30/16 09:20:57] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 121 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:55:37 is added to kocka's timer towards level 116.
[12/31/16 05:59:13] kocka [1011/1245] has come upon Ajvorl [1116/1339] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 06:38:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/31/16 06:59:44] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/17 05:22:33] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 87. 0 days, 01:55:49 is added to kocka's timer towards level 116.
[01/01/17 11:59:12] Sanyi [11/1255] has come upon kocka [563/1245] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:51:14 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/02/17 05:13:33] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 13:40:17 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[01/02/17 11:13:36] CaptianObvious [39/319] has come upon kocka [1016/1245] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:04:48 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:17:01] CaptianObvious [228/446] has come upon kocka [1181/1245] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:12:41 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 11:30:00] CaptianObvious [512/556] has come upon kocka [203/1245] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 17:32:32 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/02/17 22:59:13] kocka [1152/1245] has come upon Ajvorl [1054/1339] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 23:41:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/03/17 14:35:16] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:49:55 towards level 116.
[01/05/17 04:46:34] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 18:54:56 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[01/05/17 09:32:43] David stole kocka's level 88 tunic while they were sleeping! David leaves his old level 72 tunic behind, which kocka then takes.
[01/06/17 01:59:14] endre [450/852] has come upon kocka [896/1227] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 02:19:13 is added to endre's clock.
[01/06/17 08:16:17] kocka [568/1227] has come upon peta [246/1012] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 01:10:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/06/17 08:16:17] kocka has dealt peta a Critical Strike! 5 days, 01:46:55 is added to peta's clock.
[01/06/17 10:13:52] CaptianObvious [365/732] has come upon kocka [1211/1227] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 04:04:36 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:14:08] CaptianObvious [490/762] has come upon kocka [745/1227] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 21:49:06 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/06/17 15:22:27] CaptianObvious [454/932] has come upon kocka [643/1227] and got flexed on in combat! 15 days, 01:39:30 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[01/07/17 04:28:37] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 19. 0 days, 01:55:35 is added to kocka's timer towards level 116.
[01/07/17 05:03:22] kocka saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:04:50 from level 116.
[01/07/17 09:33:33] kocka [52/1227] has come upon endre [498/852] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 04:08:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/07/17 14:11:57] Kiinga, GDI, and Sanyi [2538/3526] have team battled CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick [2236/3335] and won! 0 days, 21:24:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/17 08:00:10] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:10:56 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[01/08/17 14:40:07] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:26:51 towards level 116.
[01/09/17 07:51:10] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 22:18:51 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[01/09/17 19:59:14] DarwickAK [1077/1266] has come upon kocka [336/1227] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 04:07:09 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/10/17 10:12:27] David, Ajvorl, and kurvaanyad [215/3734] have team battled gyilkos, Joska, and kocka [3084/3909] and lost! 3 days, 08:46:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/17 10:59:14] kocka [638/1228] has come upon Droid [600/1164] and rocked it! 1 day, 03:56:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/10/17 15:48:26] GDI [371/1193] has come upon kocka [836/1228] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 03:34:42 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/11/17 03:52:40] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:33:42 is removed from their time toward level 116.
[01/12/17 18:33:39] kocka [269/1228] has come upon David [624/1211] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:33:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/13/17 04:01:36] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/17 04:35:55] kocka [1083/1228] has come upon David [22/1246] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:06:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/13/17 18:59:13] endre [233/854] has come upon kocka [660/1228] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 14:08:54 is added to endre's clock.
[01/14/17 19:59:11] kurvaanyad [1067/1188] has come upon kocka [167/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 20:37:45 is removed from kurvaanyad's clock.
[01/15/17 02:11:36] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:42 towards level 116.
[01/15/17 06:19:59] kocka [58/1228] has come upon David [813/1246] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 17:48:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/16/17 06:48:11] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 13:20:28 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[01/16/17 10:51:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 73 days, 12:32:28 from level 117.
[01/16/17 16:58:59] kocka [908/1228] has come upon David [612/1246] and rocked it! 38 days, 02:15:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/18/17 04:43:30] kurvaanyad, Ajvorl, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/17 03:19:33] gyilkos, Sanyi, kocka, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/17 20:45:24] [Sanyi] [1325/1378] has come upon kocka [875/1228] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:08:24 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/22/17 15:21:55] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 23:59:11 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[01/22/17 19:02:23] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 24 days, 02:22:15 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[01/23/17 02:31:32] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:39 towards level 117.
[01/23/17 17:45:25] 4R0N [913/1240] has come upon kocka [1123/1236] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 13:36:36 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/23/17 21:02:46] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/17 06:18:37] CaptianObvious, DarwickAK, and kocka [505/3457] have team battled peta, Kiinga, and Ajvorl [1240/3416] and lost! 0 days, 06:53:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/17 08:45:24] kocka [865/1236] has come upon Kiinga [730/1070] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 13:49:51 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/24/17 10:14:16] Joska, GDI, and peta [925/3595] have team battled Droid, Ajvorl, and kocka [2572/3749] and lost! 1 day, 06:53:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/17 15:04:57] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kurvaanyad [398/3761] have team battled Hunger, Ajvorl, and kocka [2875/3477] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/17 02:46:57] Joska, Darwick, kocka, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/17 14:54:53] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 169. 0 days, 01:56:08 is added to kocka's timer towards level 117.
[01/25/17 18:35:24] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 11:23:22 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[01/25/17 19:45:26] 4R0N [1108/1240] has come upon kocka [570/1244] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 15:43:25 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/26/17 14:45:55] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:06:29 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[01/27/17 01:45:25] DarwickAK [1000/1282] has come upon kocka [221/1244] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 01:52:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/27/17 06:45:24] kocka [584/1244] has come upon David [1204/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:00:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/27/17 18:17:30] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:02:34 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[01/27/17 21:45:24] kocka [759/1244] has come upon CaptianObvious [706/946] and rocked it! 1 day, 00:55:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/29/17 08:45:26] kocka [482/1244] has come upon gyilkos [1094/1284] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:56:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/29/17 14:18:54] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:49:33 is removed from their time toward level 117.
[01/30/17 04:45:25] David [323/1262] has come upon kocka [360/1244] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 23:49:24 is added to David's clock.
[01/30/17 07:58:38] kocka [375/1244] has come upon Kiinga [209/1070] and rocked it! 26 days, 19:05:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/30/17 12:28:16] kocka, kurvaanyad, and peta [2214/3451] have team battled endre, gyilkos, and Hunger [68/3060] and won! 1 day, 21:47:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/17 14:09:54] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 11:24:39 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[01/30/17 14:09:54] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 55 damage. 0 days, 01:57:24 is added to kocka's timer towards level 118.
[01/30/17 14:45:27] kocka [686/1244] has come upon Kiinga [598/1070] and fucked they ass up! 18 days, 04:48:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/30/17 16:16:18] kurvaanyad, GDI, and kocka [1142/3639] have team battled 4R0N, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [2503/3668] and lost! 1 day, 11:52:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/17 17:50:26] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 26 days, 20:44:57 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[01/31/17 05:45:27] 4R0N [592/1240] has come upon kocka [1206/1244] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 11:00:04 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[02/01/17 07:16:38] kocka was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:29:37 from level 118.
[02/02/17 02:45:27] kocka [295/1244] has come upon kurvaanyad [584/1202] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 16:10:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/02/17 19:46:44] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/17 03:45:26] kocka [146/1244] has come upon Ajvorl [1157/1341] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 16:15:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/03/17 10:19:01] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:57:09 towards level 118.
[02/03/17 13:34:10] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 03:19:01 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[02/03/17 20:15:58] kurvaanyad, peta, CaptianObvious, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/17 05:41:34] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:41 towards level 118.
[02/04/17 09:45:23] kocka [496/1244] has come upon endre [277/884] and rocked it! 2 days, 22:09:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/05/17 12:23:09] DarwickAK, CaptianObvious, and gyilkos [831/3512] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and GDI [1316/3795] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/17 14:12:28] Droid, kocka, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/17 01:25:41] kocka [363/1244] has come upon peta [909/1005] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:27:19 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/06/17 10:55:39] Hunger, GDI, and Sanyi [875/3358] have team battled kurvaanyad, CaptianObvious, and kocka [289/3392] and won! 0 days, 05:46:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/17 11:45:25] kocka [807/1244] has come upon David [1206/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:53:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/06/17 13:07:09] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:59:08 is removed from their time toward level 118.
[02/06/17 13:07:09] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 171 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 01:57:49 is added to kocka's timer towards level 118.
[02/06/17 20:01:48] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/17 20:34:45] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:59 towards level 118.
[02/07/17 10:24:55] Joska, Kiinga, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/17 11:34:23] Droid, Kiinga, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/17 14:05:11] kocka [554/1244] has come upon peta [153/1005] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:39:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/08/17 23:45:27] gyilkos [1229/1284] has come upon kocka [320/1244] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 13:44:50 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/09/17 05:23:47] kocka [1199/1259] has come upon CaptianObvious [537/955] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 06:58:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/10/17 10:45:27] kocka [506/1259] has come upon Darwick [1150/1166] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 00:48:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/10/17 23:07:59] kocka saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:25:37 from level 119.
[02/14/17 04:45:27] kocka [529/1259] has come upon Kiinga [848/1070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 18:46:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/14/17 09:45:25] kocka [733/1259] has come upon David [39/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 20:28:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/14/17 12:04:41] Droid, David, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/17 10:56:38] Droid, Kiinga, and David [1084/3510] have team battled endre, Hunger, and kocka [1325/3054] and lost! 0 days, 11:04:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/17 11:45:27] Joska [1324/1447] has come upon kocka [944/1259] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 02:24:36 is removed from Joska's clock.
[02/16/17 18:02:18] kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick [2951/3711] have team battled peta, luI, and Joska [818/2456] and won! 10 days, 08:47:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/17 23:05:45] Ajvorl, GDI, and kocka [3090/3793] have team battled David, luI, and endre [250/2222] and won! 0 days, 10:15:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 06:54:40] Joska, Darwick, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/17 11:15:08] kocka [663/1259] has come upon pub [156/194] and rocked it! 2 days, 13:27:27 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/18/17 01:17:39] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/17 11:19:10] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 16:54:27 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[02/18/17 13:45:24] Droid [262/1178] has come upon kocka [963/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 11:56:12 is added to Droid's clock.
[02/18/17 17:20:42] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:30:56 towards level 119.
[02/18/17 20:43:45] luI [232/332] has come upon kocka [1149/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:15:51 is added to luI's clock.
[02/18/17 22:21:51] Darwick, Kiinga, and Joska [1774/3683] have team battled kocka, endre, and David [2576/3414] and lost! 0 days, 09:17:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/17 20:42:41] GDI, Droid, kocka, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/17 22:56:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 00:37:13 from level 119.
[02/20/17 04:06:50] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/17 05:15:12] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/17 05:43:18] Qpe [135/330] has come upon kocka [1210/1259] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:42:04 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/20/17 18:14:30] Qpe [248/346] has come upon kocka [437/1259] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:58:24 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/20/17 23:25:52] luI stole kocka's level 92 amulet while they were sleeping! luI leaves his old level 26 amulet behind, which kocka then takes.
[02/21/17 04:49:48] Sanyi, [Sanyi], and kocka [3800/3867] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and David [949/3544] and won! 0 days, 16:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/17 06:45:26] David [288/1262] has come upon kocka [1094/1232] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 13:19:01 is added to David's clock.
[02/22/17 14:23:42] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 21:18:42 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[02/22/17 17:45:26] kocka [85/1232] has come upon pub [253/422] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:47:05 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/23/17 04:39:25] peta, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/17 04:46:25] kocka [763/1232] has come upon gyilkos [997/1284] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 15:42:41 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/23/17 05:13:18] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:06 towards level 119.
[02/23/17 08:45:25] Hunger [544/902] has come upon kocka [819/1232] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 10:52:35 is added to Hunger's clock.
[02/23/17 10:25:47] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:14 towards level 119.
[02/23/17 16:20:42] kocka was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:21:48 from level 119.
[02/24/17 18:11:35] pub [110/347] has come upon kocka [714/1232] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:48:29 is added to pub's clock.
[02/24/17 19:45:25] Hunger [791/902] has come upon kocka [1137/1232] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:23:22 is added to Hunger's clock.
[02/25/17 00:02:42] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:32 towards level 119.
[02/25/17 03:16:44] Qpe [10/475] has come upon kocka [180/1232] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 04:48:29 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/25/17 15:45:26] kocka [690/1232] has come upon peta [177/998] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:06:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/26/17 00:05:12] Sanyi, Darwick, Hunger, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/17 06:25:13] kocka [1163/1232] has come upon gyilkos [65/1284] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:47:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/28/17 08:23:18] peta, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/17 09:35:45] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:46:04 is removed from their time toward level 119.
[03/03/17 08:56:22] peta, Ajvorl, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/17 10:41:31] naosz and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/17 22:32:23] peta, Qpe, and Joska [2868/2921] have team battled CaptianObvious, Kiinga, and kocka [2795/3306] and won! 0 days, 05:53:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/17 22:35:32] luI stole kocka's level 303 weapon while they were sleeping! luI leaves his old level 141 weapon behind, which kocka then takes.
[03/03/17 22:47:06] kocka [298/1093] has come upon IRPGbot [1229/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 22:02:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/05/17 03:10:42] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 16:51:39 towards level 120.
[03/05/17 07:06:23] Qpe [354/550] has come upon kocka [950/1093] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:43:49 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/05/17 07:55:46] kocka [991/1093] has come upon endre [812/900] and gave em what was coming! 29 days, 03:56:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/05/17 08:28:51] pub, Sanyi, and gyilkos [2307/3059] have team battled naosz, DarwickAK, and kocka [1546/3070] and won! 0 days, 08:36:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/17 09:52:18] kocka broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:08:44 from level 120.
[03/05/17 11:33:53] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/17 12:55:48] CaptianObvious [494/969] has come upon kocka [784/1093] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 15 days, 23:57:20 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[03/05/17 17:55:45] kocka [1016/1093] has come upon naosz [250/691] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 18:29:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/07/17 06:58:49] GDI, kocka, and Qpe [2401/2836] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and CaptianObvious [2614/3526] and lost! 0 days, 06:30:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/17 15:08:51] Sanyi, David, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/17 14:36:30] pub [288/523] has come upon kocka [523/1093] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:26:19 is added to pub's clock.
[03/09/17 17:55:39] kocka and naosz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/17 13:48:11] Darwick, naosz, and pub [200/2412] have team battled luI, kocka, and Sanyi [1329/3057] and lost! 0 days, 09:02:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/17 15:23:15] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 14:58:16 is removed from their time toward level 120.
[03/12/17 12:06:53] luI, GDI, kocka, and naosz have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/17 19:55:46] gyilkos [310/1284] has come upon kocka [258/1093] and gave em what was coming! 12 days, 06:12:54 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/13/17 02:39:41] kocka [151/1093] has come upon Kiinga [967/1070] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 07:46:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/13/17 11:31:09] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/17 16:50:49] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 12:13:12] kocka [780/1093] has come upon Qpe [230/600] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:54:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/23/17 17:13:14] David [575/1249] has come upon kocka [721/1093] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 15:16:31 is added to David's clock.
[03/23/17 21:21:53] kocka and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 09:30:20] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 18:09:57] luI, Ajvorl, and naosz [1468/2809] have team battled David, peta, and kocka [466/3300] and won! 0 days, 02:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 21:43:25] kocka and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/17 00:43:32] Ajvorl, kocka, and Sanyi [2825/3840] have team battled DarwickAK, peta, and naosz [2846/2942] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/17 01:25:37] Qpe, DarwickAK, Darwick, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/17 19:30:11] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 14. 0 days, 01:59:45 is added to kocka's timer towards level 120.
[03/28/17 08:15:16] kocka [97/1093] has come upon Hunger [735/908] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:38:54 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/29/17 15:31:41] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:07:45 is removed from their time toward level 120.
[03/29/17 15:31:41] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 49 with their belt. 0 days, 01:59:17 is added to kocka's timer towards level 120.
[03/30/17 05:29:26] Qpe, gyilkos, and endre [2533/2805] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and CaptianObvious [2932/3430] and lost! 0 days, 02:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/17 21:49:04] kocka [622/1093] has come upon 4R0N [456/1240] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 03:39:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/31/17 03:13:56] Joska [1064/1446] has come upon kocka [109/1093] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:08:38 is removed from Joska's clock.
[03/31/17 19:33:03] Ajvorl, Hunger, and 4R0N [322/3572] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and kocka [283/3740] and won! 2 days, 01:39:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/17 20:42:56] kocka, Droid, naosz, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/17 06:00:03] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/17 09:33:34] kocka walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:15:42 from level 120.
[04/02/17 03:15:17] kocka [595/1093] has come upon 4R0N [689/1240] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:25:19 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/02/17 18:15:18] GDI [340/1229] has come upon kocka [119/1093] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:09:54 is removed from GDI's clock.
[04/03/17 04:15:17] Darwick [440/1063] has come upon kocka [386/1093] and fucked they ass up! 10 days, 09:01:07 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/03/17 06:15:10] gyilkos [19/1287] has come upon kocka [769/1093] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 18:01:20 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/04/17 03:43:38] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:09 towards level 120.
[04/04/17 10:15:18] Kiinga [74/1070] has come upon kocka [404/1093] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 18:28:06 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[04/04/17 15:15:17] kocka [758/1093] has come upon Darwick [364/1063] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:11:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/14/17 11:44:17] kocka [381/1093] has come upon luI [34/720] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 05:19:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/15/17 08:03:06] gyilkos, kocka, 4R0N, and Droid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/17 10:30:51] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 22:57:55 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[04/15/17 14:11:22] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 22:38:50 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[04/16/17 12:32:26] Joska [108/1446] has come upon kocka [762/1093] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 12:07:18 is added to Joska's clock.
[04/16/17 13:26:17] kocka left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kocka's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/17 14:02:26] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 05:05:01 is removed from their time toward level 121.
[04/16/17 17:32:30] kocka [400/1076] has come upon luI [26/720] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 07:20:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/16/17 22:32:30] DarwickAK [838/1334] has come upon kocka [830/1076] and fucked they ass up! 37 days, 20:15:08 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/17 03:32:30] DarwickAK [999/1342] has come upon kocka [581/1076] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 10:16:35 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/17/17 14:28:33] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:47:04 towards level 121.
[04/18/17 10:17:45] kocka [706/1076] has come upon gyilkos [666/1287] and gave em what was coming! 12 days, 06:17:51 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/18/17 18:55:10] Droid [934/1177] has come upon kocka [192/1076] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 03:42:35 is removed from Droid's clock.
[04/19/17 03:25:51] gyilkos, kocka, DarwickAK, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/17 05:05:23] GDI, Kiinga, and Droid [586/3483] have team battled Qpe, Sanyi, and kocka [3107/3131] and lost! 0 days, 14:42:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/17 05:32:27] kocka [224/1086] has come upon 4R0N [893/1240] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:09:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/19/17 23:51:16] Qpe [45/647] has come upon kocka [258/1086] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 16:48:26 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/20/17 02:44:50] kocka, 4R0N, Joska, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/17 06:32:26] Qpe [216/647] has come upon kocka [496/1086] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 10:47:41 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/20/17 13:35:53] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:40:04 towards level 121.
[04/20/17 19:47:47] Droid, kocka, and 4R0N [162/3503] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and gyilkos [677/3380] and lost! 0 days, 15:28:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/17 00:52:08] Sanyi, kocka, luI, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/17 07:32:28] kocka [339/1086] has come upon DarwickAK [1253/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:15:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/21/17 12:32:26] kocka [413/1086] has come upon pub [6/662] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 12:34:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/21/17 20:01:42] Qpe, luI, and peta [1901/2325] have team battled gyilkos, kocka, and pub [2144/3035] and lost! 1 day, 01:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/17 22:32:31] kocka [943/1086] has come upon gyilkos [101/1287] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 08:02:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/22/17 08:32:28] gyilkos [480/1287] has come upon kocka [617/1086] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 17:02:49 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/22/17 12:35:56] kocka saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:02:58 from level 121.
[04/23/17 16:17:00] gyilkos, kocka, 4R0N, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/23/17 16:21:13] GDI, peta, and Droid [908/3375] have team battled Kiinga, Ajvorl, and kocka [667/3581] and won! 0 days, 04:52:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/17 12:50:24] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 90. 0 days, 02:00:25 is added to kocka's timer towards level 121.
[04/24/17 15:32:27] peta [80/958] has come upon kocka [752/1086] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 22:47:40 is added to peta's clock.
[04/26/17 06:16:32] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:13 towards level 121.
[04/26/17 17:32:29] DarwickAK [567/1342] has come upon kocka [564/1086] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 15:08:20 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/26/17 17:47:11] gyilkos, kocka, DarwickAK, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/27/17 00:18:25] luI stole kocka's level 71 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! luI leaves his old level 58 pair of gloves behind, which kocka then takes.
[04/27/17 03:15:10] peta, kocka, and Droid [1119/3207] have team battled Ajvorl, naosz, and CaptianObvious [800/3054] and won! 0 days, 08:47:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/17 08:50:31] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/17 04:32:30] Qpe [641/647] has come upon kocka [671/1072] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 03:47:13 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/28/17 12:22:04] kocka [790/1072] has come upon Kiinga [202/1077] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 21:46:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/28/17 19:32:28] Sanyi [585/1398] has come upon kocka [237/1072] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 23:13:55 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/29/17 00:12:58] kocka was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:16:27 from level 122.
[05/01/17 02:32:27] kocka [855/1072] has come upon Sanyi [565/1398] and gave em what was coming! 27 days, 05:41:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/01/17 09:55:45] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:51:23 towards level 122.
[05/02/17 00:01:14] Ajvorl, kocka, and 4R0N [1013/3730] have team battled DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Droid [113/3795] and won! 0 days, 10:27:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/17 03:32:29] kocka [818/1072] has come upon Sanyi [1165/1409] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 18:37:05 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/02/17 04:32:02] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/17 08:32:29] gyilkos [1106/1243] has come upon kocka [221/1072] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:41:17 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/03/17 04:32:26] kocka [1044/1072] has come upon GDI [913/1240] and rocked it! 17 days, 20:30:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/04/17 05:32:28] gyilkos [1024/1243] has come upon kocka [569/1072] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 16:22:49 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/05/17 20:40:43] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:05:50 towards level 122.
[05/05/17 21:13:47] gyilkos, Kiinga, and GDI [498/3600] have team battled kocka, endre, and Ajvorl [656/3381] and lost! 4 days, 05:52:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/17 12:36:55] kocka, pub, Kiinga, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/17 13:33:16] pub, luI, and [Sanyi] [836/2968] have team battled kocka, Ajvorl, and peta [2223/3448] and lost! 0 days, 01:02:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/17 01:03:15] kocka got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:50:01 from level 122.
[05/07/17 16:07:58] DarwickAK [484/1342] has come upon kocka [831/1072] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 16:33:14 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/09/17 08:21:11] kocka [431/1072] has come upon Joska [1223/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 15:59:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/09/17 13:26:57] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:40:43 towards level 122.
[05/10/17 01:33:53] kocka [105/1072] has come upon Qpe [620/652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:58:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/10/17 21:37:53] kocka [1/1080] has come upon endre [786/902] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 06:37:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/13/17 05:28:53] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/17 10:42:04] Kiinga [5/1077] has come upon kocka [148/1080] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 09:13:07 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[05/14/17 06:03:59] kocka and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 13:34:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 9 days, 23:25:35 toward level 122.
[05/14/17 15:37:52] Ajvorl [399/1418] has come upon kocka [321/1080] and rocked it! 12 days, 06:00:04 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[05/14/17 19:00:28] Darwick, luI, and kocka [2950/3078] have team battled DarwickAK, pub, and Joska [2407/3479] and won! 0 days, 11:13:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 08:08:25] kocka [757/1080] has come upon luI [307/935] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 02:48:47 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/16/17 08:08:25] kocka has dealt luI a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:49:39 is added to luI's clock.
[05/16/17 15:19:29] kocka and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 16:14:44] endre [871/906] has come upon kocka [408/1080] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 22:54:36 is removed from endre's clock.
[05/16/17 19:03:44] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:32:59 towards level 122.
[05/17/17 09:40:07] Qpe [14/660] has come upon kocka [258/1080] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 15:41:45 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/18/17 14:19:47] kocka [550/1080] has come upon Joska [230/1446] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 23:43:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/19/17 10:37:52] Kiinga [791/1077] has come upon kocka [504/1080] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 04:50:59 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[05/20/17 05:16:37] Ajvorl, Kiinga, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/17 06:37:52] kocka [27/1080] has come upon Ajvorl [1372/1418] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:10:19 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/20/17 16:58:57] David, kocka, and Sanyi [1065/3743] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and Darwick [1778/3482] and lost! 0 days, 04:23:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/17 05:26:27] [Sanyi] [980/1372] has come upon kocka [6/1080] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 15:21:06 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/21/17 12:37:51] endre [221/906] has come upon kocka [320/1080] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 18:33:52 is added to endre's clock.
[05/21/17 17:37:52] kocka [338/1080] has come upon DarwickAK [400/1342] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:25:42 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/21/17 18:36:08] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 33. 0 days, 02:01:44 is added to kocka's timer towards level 122.
[05/21/17 18:50:28] luI, GDI, kocka, and pub have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/17 22:16:43] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 4 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:01:02 is added to kocka's timer towards level 122.
[05/21/17 22:55:33] [Sanyi], kocka, and 4R0N [529/3735] have team battled DarwickAK, Joska, and Sanyi [3152/4209] and lost! 0 days, 14:52:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/17 21:25:04] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/17 21:58:46] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 16:45:55 is removed from their time toward level 122.
[05/24/17 15:25:41] kocka [390/1080] has come upon Sanyi [1289/1409] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 04:37:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/24/17 15:37:54] kocka [1021/1080] has come upon pub [4/712] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 04:58:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/24/17 21:49:44] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 5 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:02:18 is added to kocka's timer towards level 123.
[05/25/17 11:37:54] endre [59/906] has come upon kocka [382/1080] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:45:29 is added to endre's clock.
[05/25/17 14:23:04] Darwick, luI, Kiinga, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/17 11:27:55] kocka and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/17 20:34:59] pub [112/712] has come upon kocka [98/1080] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 23:38:14 is removed from pub's clock.
[05/27/17 02:44:14] David [1006/1260] has come upon kocka [589/1080] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 13:18:35 is removed from David's clock.
[05/27/17 18:37:53] kocka [912/1080] has come upon Qpe [218/642] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 12:53:38 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/28/17 04:37:51] kocka [728/1080] has come upon Kiinga [331/1111] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 11:40:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/28/17 22:15:41] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:25:34 towards level 123.
[05/29/17 03:43:13] David, pub, and kocka [3019/3052] have team battled DarwickAK, Qpe, and Sanyi [264/3405] and won! 0 days, 05:23:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 16:16:52] kocka [653/1080] has come upon endre [773/923] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 20:45:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/29/17 17:24:23] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 32 damage. 0 days, 02:02:34 is added to kocka's timer towards level 123.
[05/30/17 01:19:01] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:28:56 towards level 123.
[05/31/17 08:10:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 2 days, 07:54:23 toward level 123.
[05/31/17 12:37:51] kocka [603/1080] has come upon Ajvorl [41/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 21:35:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/31/17 20:46:52] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 54 damage. 0 days, 02:02:10 is added to kocka's timer towards level 123.
[06/01/17 12:13:47] [Sanyi] [260/1345] has come upon kocka [657/1080] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:06:37 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/01/17 20:37:48] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 14:37:50 is removed from their time toward level 123.
[06/02/17 09:37:50] kocka [396/1080] has come upon Kiinga [1033/1111] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 03:59:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/02/17 19:37:53] kocka [1050/1080] has come upon 4R0N [200/1287] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 22:26:47 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/03/17 00:37:53] kocka [374/1080] has come upon DarwickAK [453/1342] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 09:19:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/03/17 05:37:54] GDI [667/1293] has come upon kocka [357/1080] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 09:54:11 is removed from GDI's clock.
[06/03/17 20:37:52] kocka [172/1084] has come upon GDI [628/1293] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 17:58:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/04/17 03:51:02] Darwick, kocka, pub, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/17 03:51:11] [Sanyi] [1009/1359] has come upon kocka [613/1084] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 12:35:57 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/04/17 11:37:51] [Sanyi] [1286/1359] has come upon kocka [215/1084] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 13:41:10 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/05/17 02:37:51] Kiinga [657/1111] has come upon kocka [330/1084] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:39:19 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[06/05/17 20:18:57] Darwick, Kiinga, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/17 08:52:32] sirszabo [143/225] has come upon kocka [731/1084] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:51:37 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[06/09/17 06:37:51] kocka [332/1084] has come upon [Sanyi] [555/1359] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 09:57:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/10/17 00:34:10] sirszabo [159/280] has come upon kocka [184/1084] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:48:27 is added to sirszabo's clock.
[06/10/17 07:34:00] pub, kocka, 4R0N, and David have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/17 13:00:39] sirszabo [314/328] has come upon kocka [187/1084] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 03:42:00 is removed from sirszabo's clock.
[06/10/17 15:36:30] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 07:42:03 is removed from their time toward level 123.
[06/11/17 07:20:07] kocka, Kiinga, Darwick, and endre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/17 08:37:52] kocka [545/1084] has come upon endre [292/929] and rocked it! 3 days, 00:53:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/12/17 12:54:09] kocka, Joska, luI, and Ajvorl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/17 15:18:33] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:31:37 is removed from their time toward level 123.
[06/13/17 03:03:52] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:29 towards level 123.
[06/13/17 04:08:33] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:34 towards level 123.
[06/13/17 16:24:18] kocka, Sanyi, luI, and Ajvorl have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/17 20:37:52] David [571/1260] has come upon kocka [726/1084] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 13:28:44 is added to David's clock.
[06/14/17 14:02:55] Kiinga, David, and 4R0N [3250/3652] have team battled sirszabo, [Sanyi], and kocka [2044/2811] and won! 0 days, 12:32:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 17:02:57] GDI [285/1293] has come upon kocka [181/1084] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 21:53:18 is removed from GDI's clock.
[06/15/17 10:00:18] sirszabo [32/368] has come upon kocka [1/1084] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 09:00:56 is removed from sirszabo's clock.
[06/15/17 10:23:41] pub, kocka, Kiinga, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/17 16:02:33] kocka [290/1084] has come upon Kiinga [703/1105] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 23:27:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/16/17 03:37:50] David [987/1260] has come upon kocka [75/1084] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:52:41 is removed from David's clock.
[06/16/17 18:37:54] Kiinga [1057/1105] has come upon kocka [193/1084] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:19:45 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[06/17/17 05:33:49] Joska [64/1388] has come upon kocka [471/1084] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:41:44 is added to Joska's clock.
[06/18/17 05:37:53] kocka [398/1084] has come upon luI [451/933] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 12:45:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/18/17 08:11:00] kocka was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:29:00 from level 124.
[06/19/17 03:21:13] Kiinga stole kocka's level 75 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Kiinga leaves his old level 70 set of leggings behind, which kocka then takes.
[06/19/17 18:52:33] kocka [187/1079] has come upon Joska [1119/1388] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 02:43:42 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/19/17 18:52:56] Joska [57/1388] has come upon kocka [805/1079] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:12:44 is added to Joska's clock.
[06/21/17 08:37:54] kocka [864/1079] has come upon Darwick [333/1058] and straight stomped them in combat! 53 days, 02:14:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/21/17 10:35:04] Kiinga [787/1109] has come upon kocka [365/1079] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 18:06:35 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[06/22/17 09:37:51] endre [666/898] has come upon kocka [955/1079] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 20:01:25 is added to endre's clock.
[06/23/17 02:30:53] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/17 05:16:30] Ajvorl [348/1401] has come upon kocka [866/1079] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:30:17 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[06/24/17 13:30:46] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 09:49:22 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[06/24/17 19:10:04] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/17 21:08:07] luI, Qpe, and kocka [927/2668] have team battled Kiinga, David, and GDI [1547/3662] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/17 12:37:51] GDI [347/1293] has come upon kocka [108/1079] and rocked it! 4 days, 13:36:16 is removed from GDI's clock.
[06/26/17 05:18:45] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:16:25 towards level 124.
[06/26/17 16:53:12] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 10:32:31 is removed from their time toward level 124.
[06/27/17 09:37:54] kocka [204/1086] has come upon David [551/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 12:51:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/27/17 21:02:43] Ajvorl, sirszabo, and kocka [1409/2968] have team battled pub, luI, and Kiinga [888/2791] and won! 0 days, 00:05:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/17 22:42:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 01:57:31 from level 124.
[06/29/17 16:26:10] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 105. 0 days, 02:03:06 is added to kocka's timer towards level 124.
[06/30/17 06:13:37] kocka, GDI, 4R0N, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/17 08:37:54] 4R0N, David, and pub [2647/3206] have team battled Qpe, sirszabo, and kocka [1789/2217] and won! 0 days, 01:05:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/17 05:30:59] kocka, Ajvorl, endre, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/17 12:05:56] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:04:48 towards level 124.
[07/16/17 12:12:12] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:31:25 towards level 124.
[07/16/17 14:42:28] 4R0N [500/1211] has come upon kocka [574/1086] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 04:35:38 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/17/17 01:59:32] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:55:01 from level 124.
[07/17/17 04:38:57] kocka [299/1086] has come upon Ajvorl [1361/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 02:47:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/17/17 15:28:41] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:05:00 towards level 124.
[07/18/17 00:01:52] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/17 11:22:55] kocka, endre, and Darwick [1872/3014] have team battled [Sanyi], GDI, and luI [1643/3716] and won! 9 days, 12:04:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/17 11:38:58] David [743/1260] has come upon kocka [962/1086] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 17:46:00 is added to David's clock.
[07/19/17 16:38:55] kocka [702/1086] has come upon Kiinga [49/1096] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 22:24:51 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/20/17 12:12:08] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/17 12:38:57] kocka [187/1086] has come upon Qpe [605/650] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:58:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/20/17 21:14:39] 4R0N [1049/1217] has come upon kocka [799/1086] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 19:05:00 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[07/20/17 21:14:39] 4R0N has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:46:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/21/17 13:38:55] Kiinga [859/1096] has come upon kocka [769/1086] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 04:51:56 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[07/21/17 17:56:49] Qpe, GDI, kocka, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/17 10:43:18] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:54:45 towards level 124.
[07/22/17 12:29:03] kocka was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:26:05 from level 124.
[07/22/17 17:06:28] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 13 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:03:15 is added to kocka's timer towards level 124.
[07/23/17 19:15:02] Darwick, endre, [Sanyi], and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/17 11:38:57] luI [989/1000] has come upon kocka [418/1086] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 15:50:38 is removed from luI's clock.
[07/24/17 15:08:11] 4R0N, Sanyi, and Qpe [2322/3307] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and kocka [3098/3854] and lost! 3 days, 13:50:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/17 16:53:02] luI, kocka, pub, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/17 16:53:12] 4R0N [951/1217] has come upon kocka [823/1086] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 07:40:24 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[07/24/17 20:39:42] kocka saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:22:52 from level 124.
[07/25/17 21:50:08] 4R0N, Kiinga, and Darwick [1224/3348] have team battled Ajvorl, luI, and kocka [1818/3487] and lost! 0 days, 18:17:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/17 00:17:11] kocka [584/1086] has come upon GDI [932/1293] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:10:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/27/17 05:31:12] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 05:42:36] luI [785/1000] has come upon kocka [658/1086] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 09:51:46 is removed from luI's clock.
[07/27/17 14:12:28] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:07 towards level 124.
[07/28/17 07:54:54] Darwick [773/1035] has come upon kocka [157/1086] and straight stomped them in combat! 35 days, 18:06:36 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/28/17 15:05:55] David [600/1267] has come upon kocka [956/1086] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 19:55:21 is added to David's clock.
[07/29/17 15:40:46] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 138. 0 days, 02:03:43 is added to kocka's timer towards level 124.
[07/29/17 16:05:54] [Sanyi] [520/1447] has come upon kocka [30/1086] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:20:35 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/29/17 23:15:37] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:38 towards level 124.
[07/30/17 07:14:32] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:55 towards level 124.
[07/30/17 10:01:27] kocka was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:43:34 from level 124.
[07/31/17 13:54:16] kocka [124/1086] has come upon 4R0N [238/1211] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 11:05:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/31/17 14:57:12] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:53 towards level 124.
[07/31/17 15:22:50] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 114 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:03:56 is added to kocka's timer towards level 124.
[08/01/17 06:44:19] kocka [449/1086] has come upon Joska [791/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:09:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/01/17 18:16:57] kocka ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:44:32 from level 124.
[08/02/17 11:24:25] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 211 with their belt. 0 days, 02:03:00 is added to kocka's timer towards level 124.
[08/03/17 04:58:51] gyilkos, [Sanyi], and Ajvorl [3323/4098] have team battled GDI, kocka, and 4R0N [2572/3590] and won! 0 days, 14:21:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/17 03:21:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 01:26:16 toward level 124.
[08/04/17 14:46:57] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 40 with their belt. 0 days, 02:03:23 is added to kocka's timer towards level 124.
[08/05/17 05:57:30] 4R0N, Sanyi, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/17 08:02:22] kocka [687/1094] has come upon IRPGbot [939/1601] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 10:02:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/05/17 08:32:51] DarwickAK, David, and kocka [1686/3644] have team battled sirszabo, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [3157/3433] and lost! 2 days, 12:07:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/17 13:05:54] kocka [389/1094] has come upon Joska [664/1403] and got flexed on in combat! 21 days, 17:48:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/06/17 00:58:49] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/17 02:02:19] kocka was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 02:52:51 from level 125.
[08/07/17 19:03:08] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 21:51:33] Ajvorl, sirszabo, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/17 08:08:38] Kiinga [616/1082] has come upon kocka [446/1094] and fucked they ass up! 27 days, 16:37:53 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[08/08/17 16:05:57] Ajvorl [1082/1401] has come upon kocka [579/1094] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 05:34:55 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[08/09/17 08:54:25] peta, kocka, and CaptianObvious [235/2977] have team battled Joska, Qpe, and Darwick [2462/3115] and lost! 2 days, 14:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/17 14:02:12] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 06:30:31 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[08/11/17 09:05:57] kocka [643/1094] has come upon IRPGbot [585/1601] and gave em what was coming! 19 days, 06:58:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/11/17 12:40:35] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:25:02 towards level 125.
[08/11/17 13:44:06] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 32 days, 21:41:35 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[08/12/17 10:05:57] kocka [167/1094] has come upon Ajvorl [1304/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 07:10:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/12/17 11:45:38] kocka left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kocka's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/17 20:39:30] pub and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 09:27:15] pub and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 09:45:47] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 166 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:04:16 is added to kocka's timer towards level 125.
[08/13/17 11:05:55] kocka [114/1079] has come upon Ajvorl [665/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 17:21:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/14/17 17:05:56] kocka [315/1079] has come upon Ajvorl [1218/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 18:24:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/14/17 21:59:01] kocka [239/1079] has come upon DarwickAK [53/1283] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 02:56:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/15/17 10:42:41] GDI, 4R0N, and pub [2178/3288] have team battled kocka, peta, and DarwickAK [2495/3306] and lost! 0 days, 18:52:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/17 12:13:18] kocka was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:51:04 from level 125.
[08/15/17 13:05:55] peta [319/944] has come upon kocka [794/1079] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 14:11:47 is added to peta's clock.
[08/15/17 23:05:56] kocka [889/1079] has come upon sirszabo [468/535] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 05:26:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/16/17 09:18:46] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 02:44:19 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[08/16/17 12:59:16] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 4 damage. 0 days, 02:04:38 is added to kocka's timer towards level 125.
[08/16/17 21:48:53] 4R0N, endre, and kocka [420/3226] have team battled gyilkos, David, and DarwickAK [561/3821] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/17 11:05:54] kocka [359/1079] has come upon 4R0N [1068/1249] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 22:54:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/18/17 14:47:19] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and kocka [3292/3611] have team battled pub, Sanyi, and Hunger [445/3100] and won! 0 days, 12:56:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 01:01:03] kocka [71/1079] has come upon 4R0N [1152/1249] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 04:37:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/19/17 08:51:49] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 11:14:38 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[08/20/17 05:16:11] sirszabo, endre, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/17 08:05:54] Joska [198/1403] has come upon kocka [336/1079] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 08:03:35 is added to Joska's clock.
[08/20/17 13:22:33] pub, DarwickAK, and Joska [2414/3437] have team battled Darwick, CaptianObvious, and kocka [2012/3085] and won! 6 days, 09:49:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/17 01:06:44] luI, Joska, Hunger, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/17 01:16:52] kocka [350/1079] has come upon Hunger [42/914] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:51:47 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/24/17 08:06:57] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:29:52 is removed from their time toward level 125.
[08/24/17 08:06:57] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 72. 0 days, 02:04:28 is added to kocka's timer towards level 125.
[08/26/17 20:52:17] Joska, Qpe, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/17 18:29:36] Sanyi, peta, Hunger, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/17 11:45:43] luI, Kiinga, and kocka [623/3186] have team battled Hunger, pub, and 4R0N [296/2991] and won! 0 days, 06:45:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/17 00:15:09] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:27:05 from level 125.
[08/29/17 02:05:58] kocka [981/1079] has come upon Hunger [168/914] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:07:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/29/17 07:05:54] Ajvorl [1367/1396] has come upon kocka [107/1079] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:32:42 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[08/29/17 11:02:40] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 4 damage. 0 days, 02:04:25 is added to kocka's timer towards level 125.
[08/29/17 16:10:32] kocka [36/1090] has come upon Qpe [255/677] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 05:08:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/31/17 14:05:58] Hunger [113/914] has come upon kocka [413/1090] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 22:08:36 is added to Hunger's clock.
[08/31/17 19:36:54] peta, gyilkos, Kiinga, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/17 00:34:15] Kiinga [64/1082] has come upon kocka [385/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 04:49:19 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[09/01/17 14:44:50] Joska, Sanyi, Hunger, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/17 12:27:45] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/17 08:05:49] kocka misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:01:13 from level 126.
[09/03/17 19:04:41] kocka [854/1090] has come upon 4R0N [985/1282] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 18:55:50 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/04/17 19:51:16] kocka [773/1090] has come upon pub [525/806] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 07:18:16 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/05/17 05:16:40] GDI [175/1580] has come upon kocka [1025/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 06:15:44 is added to GDI's clock.
[09/07/17 06:05:55] kocka [699/1090] has come upon Kiinga [616/1082] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 15:22:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/07/17 18:02:36] CaptianObvious [166/928] has come upon kocka [9/1090] and rocked it! 3 days, 10:20:57 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[09/08/17 02:05:54] [Sanyi] [421/1472] has come upon kocka [863/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:27:10 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/08/17 17:05:53] Hunger [132/914] has come upon kocka [344/1090] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 07:16:32 is added to Hunger's clock.
[09/08/17 22:05:55] DarwickAK [1259/1283] has come upon kocka [849/1090] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:28:27 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[09/09/17 09:23:35] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 03:23:58 is removed from their time toward level 126.
[09/09/17 18:05:55] DarwickAK [277/1283] has come upon kocka [563/1090] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 01:41:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/10/17 19:05:57] kocka [822/1090] has come upon wabbit_ [200/1097] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 08:51:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/11/17 00:05:57] Kiinga [967/1312] has come upon kocka [564/1090] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 12:28:28 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[09/12/17 11:05:57] endre [784/898] has come upon kocka [616/1090] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 06:05:01 is removed from endre's clock.
[09/12/17 22:51:26] Qpe [9/730] has come upon kocka [990/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:17:40 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/12/17 22:51:30] Qpe [682/730] has come upon kocka [932/1090] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 23:06:52 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/13/17 23:43:18] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:08:49 towards level 126.
[09/14/17 08:05:57] kocka [141/1090] has come upon gyilkos [772/1275] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:30:02 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/14/17 19:46:42] kocka bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:28:10 from level 126.
[09/15/17 09:05:55] kocka [906/1090] has come upon IRPGbot [1391/1621] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 15:05:50 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/15/17 20:23:35] kocka [738/1090] has come upon Sanyi [970/1453] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 02:53:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/16/17 05:05:54] kocka [289/1090] has come upon peta [866/969] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 07:30:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/16/17 08:20:37] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 07:16:28 is removed from their time toward level 126.
[09/16/17 21:16:43] Qpe, peta, DarwickAK, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/17 00:36:39] Hunger, Qpe, and wabbit_ [2480/2945] have team battled DarwickAK, sirszabo, and kocka [740/2918] and won! 0 days, 21:18:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 08:02:40] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 20:21:13 is removed from their time toward level 126.
[09/18/17 11:56:54] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:30 towards level 126.
[09/19/17 03:05:54] kocka [959/1090] has come upon [Sanyi] [116/1472] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 14:22:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/19/17 19:31:50] CaptianObvious, luI, GDI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/17 07:44:34] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:39:22 is removed from their time toward level 126.
[09/21/17 07:35:35] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 153 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:05:54 is added to kocka's timer towards level 126.
[09/21/17 15:05:56] endre [205/898] has come upon kocka [380/1090] and realized it was a bad decision! 13 days, 00:45:01 is added to endre's clock.
[09/21/17 17:02:14] kocka [205/1090] has come upon pub [324/806] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:06:06 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/21/17 20:23:08] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 23:03:18] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:56 towards level 126.
[09/22/17 04:50:53] kocka, pub, and Kiinga [3116/3278] have team battled CaptianObvious, Darwick, and endre [838/3078] and won! 0 days, 11:18:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/17 21:05:55] kocka [45/1090] has come upon GDI [45/1580] and knocked their drunk ass out in a slapfight! 0 days, 09:16:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/23/17 08:39:36] Joska, peta, and [Sanyi] [76/3848] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and Darwick [2795/3617] and lost! 2 days, 15:09:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/17 12:05:57] kocka [14/1090] has come upon Qpe [556/923] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/23/17 17:10:40] kocka [743/1090] has come upon Ajvorl [464/1449] and fucked they ass up! 33 days, 16:37:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/23/17 17:16:55] luI, Joska, Hunger, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/17 12:37:37] kocka [134/1090] has come upon Qpe [517/911] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 19:18:38 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/26/17 03:10:21] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 15 days, 06:17:22 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[09/26/17 20:05:56] kocka [460/1090] has come upon Kiinga [1075/1382] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 01:29:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/27/17 01:05:57] wabbit_ [720/1101] has come upon kocka [974/1090] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 04:53:53 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[09/27/17 15:41:05] Sanyi, Hunger, and [Sanyi] [123/3846] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and pub [588/3171] and lost! 0 days, 16:11:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/17 19:41:44] endre, peta, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/17 20:27:34] kocka [40/1090] has come upon [Sanyi] [530/1472] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 14:49:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/29/17 20:59:47] kocka [96/1090] has come upon Kiinga [288/1362] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 19:49:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/30/17 00:01:12] endre, Hunger, and Ajvorl [1607/3230] have team battled kocka, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [785/3785] and won! 2 days, 20:09:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/17 06:05:56] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 21:00:28 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[10/01/17 15:05:55] Joska [1296/1407] has come upon kocka [180/1090] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 06:27:05 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/02/17 01:05:55] Kiinga [580/1362] has come upon kocka [619/1090] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 22:01:51 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[10/02/17 04:29:55] luI, Hunger, and Sanyi [2663/3427] have team battled [Sanyi], wabbit_, and kocka [3637/3663] and lost! 0 days, 08:59:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/17 02:05:58] kocka [653/1090] has come upon Sanyi [655/1453] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 00:57:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/03/17 06:27:21] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/17 06:32:59] kocka [591/1090] has come upon pub [733/806] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 18:40:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/03/17 12:33:09] Qpe [646/920] has come upon kocka [977/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 09:25:33 is added to Qpe's clock.
[10/04/17 01:45:18] kocka [924/1090] has come upon peta [944/969] and got flexed on in combat! 10 days, 04:36:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/04/17 06:53:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 32 days, 10:03:44 toward level 127.
[10/04/17 08:32:31] CaptianObvious, kocka, and Darwick [2994/3270] have team battled Sanyi, gyilkos, and GDI [3158/4297] and lost! 0 days, 10:26:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 13:05:57] peta [499/969] has come upon kocka [49/1090] and straight stomped them in combat! 34 days, 19:06:25 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/04/17 22:12:34] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/17 22:51:09] luI, Qpe, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/17 06:49:47] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:19:35 towards level 127.
[10/05/17 14:25:38] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:54:45 towards level 127.
[10/07/17 16:05:54] [Sanyi] [1362/1475] has come upon kocka [1030/1090] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 08:19:35 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/08/17 05:16:35] Kiinga and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/17 09:28:20] Joska, peta, and DarwickAK [3421/3630] have team battled wabbit_, gyilkos, and kocka [828/3492] and won! 0 days, 16:52:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/17 08:05:00] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:21:17 towards level 127.
[10/09/17 13:05:55] Hunger [144/921] has come upon kocka [565/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 16:20:33 is added to Hunger's clock.
[10/10/17 08:32:51] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:13:45 towards level 127.
[10/10/17 14:47:16] peta [711/969] has come upon kocka [1059/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 03:06:00 is added to peta's clock.
[10/11/17 18:32:31] kocka [139/1090] has come upon Ajvorl [873/1449] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 11:53:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/12/17 17:31:09] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 04:40:17 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[10/13/17 02:47:15] Ajvorl [131/1449] has come upon kocka [730/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 15:38:50 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[10/13/17 07:44:55] kocka [839/1090] has come upon Joska [626/1419] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 16:41:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/13/17 08:29:51] kocka, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [873/3512] have team battled gyilkos, wabbit_, and GDI [3177/3942] and lost! 0 days, 17:10:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/17 22:47:16] kocka [469/1090] has come upon Ajvorl [1083/1449] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:33:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/14/17 04:13:29] [Sanyi], Hunger, kocka, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/17 13:47:16] [Sanyi] [1022/1475] has come upon kocka [464/1090] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 16:01:20 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/15/17 04:47:12] gyilkos [1226/1278] has come upon kocka [742/1090] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 17:28:43 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[10/16/17 20:47:16] Sanyi [246/1453] has come upon kocka [1001/1090] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 15:26:40 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/17/17 00:17:37] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:57:15 towards level 127.
[10/17/17 14:54:56] kocka was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:20:12 from level 127.
[10/18/17 00:44:42] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:08:45 towards level 127.
[10/18/17 07:47:13] [Sanyi] [660/1475] has come upon kocka [627/1090] and fucked they ass up! 23 days, 01:44:46 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/18/17 09:59:46] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:35:27 towards level 127.
[10/18/17 12:56:49] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 11:29:00 is removed from their time toward level 127.
[10/18/17 17:47:14] luI [685/1060] has come upon kocka [190/1090] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:29:12 is removed from luI's clock.
[10/19/17 09:55:45] pub, Darwick, kocka, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/17 14:09:04] kocka [500/1090] has come upon luI [26/1060] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:27:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/19/17 16:28:16] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 34. 0 days, 02:06:19 is added to kocka's timer towards level 127.
[10/20/17 12:38:44] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 22. 0 days, 02:06:34 is added to kocka's timer towards level 127.
[10/20/17 14:47:14] GDI [692/1553] has come upon kocka [699/1090] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 07:03:54 is added to GDI's clock.
[10/21/17 19:34:05] GDI [771/1553] has come upon kocka [828/1090] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 12:36:10 is added to GDI's clock.
[10/22/17 10:51:57] [Sanyi], Hunger, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/17 10:53:14] kocka [104/1090] has come upon [Sanyi] [839/1475] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:49:47 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/22/17 12:20:50] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 170 with their belt. 0 days, 02:06:48 is added to kocka's timer towards level 127.
[10/22/17 18:26:25] kocka [45/1095] has come upon GDI [854/1553] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 02:13:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/23/17 01:00:51] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/17 13:59:24] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 22:01:55 towards level 128.
[10/23/17 15:52:29] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 03:11:17 is removed from their time toward level 128.
[10/24/17 15:43:27] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 3 with their belt. 0 days, 02:07:43 is added to kocka's timer towards level 128.
[10/25/17 05:11:00] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:38:34 towards level 128.
[10/25/17 07:29:11] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 18:37:11 towards level 128.
[10/26/17 20:47:15] pub [173/807] has come upon kocka [1046/1095] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:34:24 is added to pub's clock.
[10/27/17 08:59:19] kocka [611/1095] has come upon [Sanyi] [1461/1475] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 07:44:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/27/17 15:16:27] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 23 damage. 0 days, 02:07:24 is added to kocka's timer towards level 128.
[10/27/17 23:32:34] gyilkos [429/1260] has come upon kocka [916/1095] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 12:47:09 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/28/17 06:48:27] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/17 11:26:55] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 3. 0 days, 02:07:46 is added to kocka's timer towards level 128.
[10/28/17 12:38:44] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:44:32 towards level 128.
[10/29/17 02:16:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 32 days, 06:55:16 from level 128.
[10/29/17 07:47:12] kocka [73/1095] has come upon gyilkos [463/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 16:07:09 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/29/17 09:03:56] Sanyi, Ajvorl, kocka, and CaptianObvious have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/17 10:36:47] CaptianObvious [215/955] has come upon kocka [164/1095] and gave em what was coming! 14 days, 17:04:06 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/29/17 10:37:59] CaptianObvious [531/955] has come upon kocka [0/1095] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 03:36:39 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[10/29/17 14:57:23] GDI, luI, and kocka [2257/3708] have team battled Sanyi, gyilkos, and Kiinga [2494/4074] and lost! 0 days, 20:50:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/17 11:16:14] Qpe, pub, and gyilkos [1572/3020] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka [2844/3844] and lost! 0 days, 05:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/17 23:47:14] kocka [812/1095] has come upon Kiinga [673/1361] and gave em what was coming! 29 days, 14:23:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/31/17 13:08:49] kocka [955/1095] has come upon gyilkos [536/1260] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 22:24:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/01/17 00:47:16] Darwick [992/1252] has come upon kocka [279/1095] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 20:08:40 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/01/17 10:36:49] gyilkos, kocka, and Kiinga [3209/3716] have team battled Hunger, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [1056/3865] and won! 9 days, 22:41:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/17 17:20:52] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:48:16 towards level 128.
[11/01/17 17:39:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 25 days, 22:38:01 toward level 128.
[11/02/17 09:41:53] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:51:19 is removed from their time toward level 128.
[11/02/17 11:42:30] Qpe, Hunger, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/17 11:42:31] kocka [282/1095] has come upon Qpe [291/943] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:27:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/02/17 22:58:33] luI [476/1084] has come upon kocka [1034/1095] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 15:12:04 is added to luI's clock.
[11/03/17 02:47:16] kocka [88/1095] has come upon [Sanyi] [1317/1497] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:37:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/03/17 09:32:58] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 26 damage. 0 days, 02:07:03 is added to kocka's timer towards level 128.
[11/03/17 22:47:12] kocka [911/1095] has come upon Qpe [51/943] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 01:04:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/04/17 05:39:01] Sanyi [574/1439] has come upon kocka [923/1095] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 12:47:09 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/05/17 08:52:45] luI, Ajvorl, and GDI [2155/3796] have team battled [Sanyi], kocka, and pub [2062/3414] and won! 6 days, 09:28:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/17 10:44:50] kocka saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:43:52 from level 128.
[11/07/17 04:18:05] Hunger, Ajvorl, kocka, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/17 08:57:05] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 29 damage. 0 days, 02:07:08 is added to kocka's timer towards level 128.
[11/08/17 05:45:20] Joska, Darwick, Kiinga, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/17 12:47:15] kocka [851/1095] has come upon Kiinga [7/1361] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:33:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/08/17 19:20:57] kocka [12/1095] has come upon Sanyi [1227/1432] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 10:54:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/09/17 08:39:08] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 00:05:55 is removed from their time toward level 129.
[11/10/17 06:28:40] Kiinga, gyilkos, kocka, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/17 10:27:22] Hunger, Kiinga, and Qpe [2712/3223] have team battled gyilkos, luI, and kocka [1283/3439] and won! 0 days, 04:54:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/17 17:35:21] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 20:47:33 towards level 129.
[11/12/17 14:45:01] 4R0N [652/1275] has come upon kocka [443/1095] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 17:32:58 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[11/12/17 15:19:43] gyilkos, Ajvorl, and Sanyi [480/4133] have team battled Kiinga, pub, and kocka [2440/3266] and lost! 4 days, 20:03:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/17 23:14:50] pub, Joska, and kocka [1341/3338] have team battled gyilkos, 4R0N, and GDI [415/3810] and won! 3 days, 08:24:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/17 12:14:46] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:29:56 towards level 129.
[11/15/17 16:33:15] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/17 20:25:46] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/17 22:18:19] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:07:08 towards level 129.
[11/16/17 16:39:05] kocka [157/1095] has come upon gyilkos [816/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 01:41:54 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/17/17 06:47:14] Darwick [909/1257] has come upon kocka [997/1095] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:47:09 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/17/17 07:27:20] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 10:27:55 is removed from their time toward level 129.
[11/17/17 11:22:31] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/17 07:18:17] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 204 with their belt. 0 days, 02:08:23 is added to kocka's timer towards level 129.
[11/18/17 17:47:13] kocka [161/1095] has come upon Joska [1303/1433] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 13:33:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/19/17 04:43:56] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:09:13 towards level 129.
[11/19/17 08:47:16] DarwickAK [158/1242] has come upon kocka [259/1095] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 13 days, 20:42:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/20/17 20:13:09] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:40:55 towards level 129.
[11/21/17 01:25:11] kocka set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:53:16 from level 129.
[11/21/17 05:47:15] kocka [825/1106] has come upon GDI [302/1275] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 06:05:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/21/17 15:39:21] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:41:56 towards level 129.
[11/21/17 20:47:15] kocka [0/1106] has come upon peta [904/1002] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 18:47:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/22/17 14:10:13] kocka, gyilkos, and Ajvorl [288/3775] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and Darwick [2229/3916] and lost! 0 days, 18:58:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/17 20:22:09] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/17 21:47:13] GDI [540/1275] has come upon kocka [130/1106] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:00:19 is removed from GDI's clock.
[11/23/17 07:52:01] pub, Joska, and luI [3581/3626] have team battled Darwick, kocka, and Ajvorl [3613/3772] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/17 09:54:31] kocka lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:29:43 from level 129.
[11/23/17 16:03:27] Sanyi, [Sanyi], and gyilkos [2788/4215] have team battled peta, kocka, and GDI [2857/3383] and lost! 1 day, 03:45:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/17 01:32:08] [Sanyi], Hunger, Kiinga, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/17 03:47:16] kocka [683/1106] has come upon gyilkos [24/1260] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 09:35:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/24/17 08:47:16] kocka [273/1106] has come upon CaptianObvious [355/963] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 09:30:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/25/17 06:15:15] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 159 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:08:10 is added to kocka's timer towards level 129.
[11/25/17 20:21:53] Hunger, kocka, CaptianObvious, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/17 20:22:02] CaptianObvious [73/963] has come upon kocka [668/1106] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 14:54:23 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/25/17 21:17:25] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:47 towards level 129.
[11/26/17 03:30:40] CaptianObvious [160/963] has come upon kocka [934/1106] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 05:15:49 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/27/17 09:07:09] GDI, Hunger, and luI [367/3578] have team battled Sanyi, Qpe, and kocka [482/3552] and lost! 0 days, 12:09:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 15:06:53] Sanyi, Ajvorl, Kiinga, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/17 16:47:15] kocka [186/1106] has come upon luI [221/1091] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 01:01:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/27/17 17:23:40] CaptianObvious [934/963] has come upon kocka [864/1106] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 15:43:33 is removed from CaptianObvious's clock.
[11/28/17 05:48:12] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 04:43:25 is removed from their time toward level 129.
[11/28/17 14:33:11] Qpe stole kocka's level 277 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 264 pair of boots behind, which kocka then takes.
[11/28/17 20:45:41] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/17 04:15:08] kocka died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:47:04 from level 129.
[11/29/17 08:47:16] kocka [1117/1128] has come upon CaptianObvious [108/963] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:49:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/29/17 09:19:44] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 187 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:08:44 is added to kocka's timer towards level 129.
[11/29/17 15:28:49] Ajvorl, kocka, CaptianObvious, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/17 09:10:46] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:08:12 is removed from their time toward level 129.
[12/01/17 06:21:15] Joska, Sanyi, luI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/17 10:44:32] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:32 towards level 129.
[12/01/17 10:47:13] kocka [264/1128] has come upon gyilkos [1215/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:10:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/01/17 11:39:47] kocka [125/1128] has come upon Joska [1097/1433] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:10:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/01/17 15:47:16] kocka [1008/1128] has come upon Qpe [77/1034] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:01:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/02/17 11:47:15] kocka [76/1128] has come upon Ajvorl [126/1409] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:32:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/02/17 16:39:42] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:45 towards level 129.
[12/02/17 21:47:15] kocka [851/1128] has come upon IRPGbot [983/1576] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 07:48:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/02/17 21:57:32] Ajvorl, Kiinga, and Joska [470/4243] have team battled Sanyi, GDI, and kocka [844/4103] and lost! 2 days, 16:43:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/17 03:46:48] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:34 towards level 129.
[12/03/17 07:47:12] pub [807/1114] has come upon kocka [1066/1128] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 12:56:04 is added to pub's clock.
[12/04/17 04:54:14] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 38. 0 days, 02:08:49 is added to kocka's timer towards level 129.
[12/04/17 13:47:15] kocka [175/1128] has come upon Sanyi [118/1417] and rocked it! 0 days, 14:25:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/05/17 17:48:01] kocka [199/1128] has come upon Hunger [492/937] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 17:25:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/05/17 19:47:16] kocka [397/1128] has come upon Hunger [134/937] and gave em what was coming! 20 days, 18:31:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/06/17 04:36:14] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 32 with their belt. 0 days, 02:09:40 is added to kocka's timer towards level 130.
[12/06/17 12:47:20] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and [Sanyi] [519/3761] have team battled kocka, Qpe, and Darwick [3230/3419] and lost! 8 days, 22:43:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/17 21:37:36] DarwickAK, pub, and GDI [1497/3918] have team battled peta, Hunger, and kocka [2217/3067] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/17 01:47:15] Kiinga [137/1401] has come upon kocka [923/1128] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:35:54 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/08/17 14:37:12] kocka [101/1128] has come upon peta [559/998] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 00:25:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/09/17 07:49:47] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 58 days, 21:02:00 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[12/10/17 04:00:17] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 26. 0 days, 02:09:22 is added to kocka's timer towards level 130.
[12/10/17 10:15:54] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:46:51 towards level 130.
[12/11/17 00:47:13] Qpe [421/1068] has come upon kocka [148/1128] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 21:04:09 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[12/12/17 01:24:07] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and GDI [3568/4317] have team battled Hunger, kocka, and Ajvorl [518/3474] and won! 4 days, 12:03:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 01:29:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 22 days, 12:19:38 toward level 130.
[12/12/17 03:42:21] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 2 with their belt. 0 days, 02:09:44 is added to kocka's timer towards level 130.
[12/12/17 07:22:49] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 09:40:08 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[12/13/17 16:38:42] Joska, Kiinga, kocka, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/17 17:47:13] peta [179/992] has come upon kocka [94/1178] and rocked it! 1 day, 22:10:51 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/14/17 23:47:13] peta [447/992] has come upon kocka [617/1178] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 08:50:18 is added to peta's clock.
[12/15/17 04:31:08] kocka [888/1178] has come upon pub [544/1125] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 21:33:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/15/17 14:47:16] Hunger [513/937] has come upon kocka [458/1178] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 10:59:25 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[12/16/17 00:47:15] Sanyi [486/1417] has come upon kocka [867/1178] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 02:22:58 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/16/17 18:01:25] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:46:10 towards level 130.
[12/16/17 20:47:16] kocka [712/1178] has come upon pub [1065/1123] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:17:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/17/17 16:47:12] kocka [77/1178] has come upon Hunger [161/937] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 02:51:39 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/18/17 02:57:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 2 days, 05:34:31 toward level 130.
[12/18/17 06:29:06] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 43 damage. 0 days, 02:09:23 is added to kocka's timer towards level 130.
[12/19/17 03:47:12] kocka [423/1178] has come upon gyilkos [184/1224] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 09:13:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/21/17 10:47:14] kocka [292/1178] has come upon GDI [484/1542] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 05:25:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/22/17 00:51:37] GDI [596/1542] has come upon kocka [105/1178] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 04:38:41 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/22/17 02:12:44] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:20:01 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[01/29/18 04:06:04] kocka [1153/1178] has come upon [Sanyi] [1442/1519] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 00:52:42 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/30/18 06:17:29] pub, [Sanyi], kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/18 06:37:52] luI [170/1092] has come upon kocka [1172/1178] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 13:55:05 is added to luI's clock.
[01/30/18 06:50:27] kocka [519/1178] has come upon GDI [1451/1521] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:22:02 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/30/18 06:50:27] kocka [489/1178] has come upon GDI [1264/1521] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 21:51:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/31/18 01:37:19] Darwick, kocka, Qpe, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/18 11:06:03] kocka [823/1178] has come upon Qpe [617/1096] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 14:14:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/31/18 14:56:20] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:41:01 is removed from their time toward level 130.
[02/01/18 02:13:03] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:07 towards level 130.
[02/01/18 21:35:54] kocka [154/1178] has come upon DarwickAK [632/1238] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 00:52:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/01/18 22:49:35] GDI, Darwick, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/18 03:06:03] GDI [1081/1521] has come upon kocka [1133/1178] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 14:52:49 is added to GDI's clock.
[02/02/18 09:27:40] gyilkos [596/1224] has come upon kocka [779/1178] and realized it was a bad decision! 19 days, 18:44:09 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/02/18 10:30:49] gyilkos [945/1224] has come upon kocka [491/1178] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 11:33:13 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/03/18 04:06:04] kocka [207/1178] has come upon CaptianObvious [411/947] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 18 days, 04:10:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/03/18 19:06:05] kocka [64/1178] has come upon IRPGbot [289/1576] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 10:41:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/04/18 09:35:21] pub, kocka, Qpe, and CaptianObvious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/18 14:20:19] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 88 with their belt. 0 days, 02:10:53 is added to kocka's timer towards level 131.
[02/05/18 01:06:01] gyilkos [334/1224] has come upon kocka [887/1178] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 18:41:25 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/06/18 06:26:44] kocka ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:31:58 from level 131.
[02/06/18 07:06:03] [Sanyi] [1460/1519] has come upon kocka [848/1178] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 01:14:08 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/06/18 08:17:56] Kiinga, kocka, Sanyi, and Hunger have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/18 10:21:53] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 22:44:48 is removed from their time toward level 131.
[02/06/18 17:37:51] pub and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/18 22:39:07] Sanyi, pub, and Hunger [2395/3621] have team battled [Sanyi], kocka, and peta [3654/3703] and lost! 2 days, 08:56:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/18 13:06:04] Sanyi [1297/1417] has come upon kocka [591/1178] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 07:35:41 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/08/18 03:33:51] GDI, kocka, gyilkos, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/18 11:52:54] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/18 05:06:01] kocka [289/1178] has come upon pub [35/1255] and rocked it! 7 days, 08:59:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/10/18 02:21:40] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:17:12 towards level 131.
[02/10/18 06:06:02] peta [31/1006] has come upon kocka [66/1178] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 08:05:51 is added to peta's clock.
[02/10/18 13:26:25] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 95 with their belt. 0 days, 02:10:32 is added to kocka's timer towards level 131.
[02/10/18 21:06:05] gyilkos [10/1224] has come upon kocka [446/1178] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 17:36:25 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/11/18 07:06:04] kocka [267/1178] has come upon Darwick [57/1312] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 16:12:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/11/18 11:05:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 20:43:46 from level 131.
[02/11/18 13:17:28] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 40. 0 days, 02:10:45 is added to kocka's timer towards level 131.
[02/11/18 22:06:04] Sanyi [1323/1417] has come upon kocka [280/1178] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 05:10:49 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/11/18 23:44:09] Darwick, peta, kocka, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/18 01:01:26] DarwickAK, GDI, and Qpe [3452/3852] have team battled pub, CaptianObvious, and kocka [931/3386] and won! 0 days, 16:35:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/18 18:06:01] kocka [970/1178] has come upon luI [1070/1118] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 22:55:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/12/18 21:36:25] Darwick, kocka, Qpe, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/18 19:33:13] [Sanyi] [1335/1519] has come upon kocka [324/1178] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 00:26:13 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/14/18 06:43:49] Qpe [1020/1106] has come upon kocka [736/1178] and rocked it! 5 days, 19:17:28 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[02/14/18 08:38:24] kocka [459/1178] has come upon Darwick [757/1312] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 21:53:06 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/14/18 11:51:05] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:17:16 towards level 131.
[02/14/18 23:04:14] Sanyi [771/1417] has come upon kocka [138/1178] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 07:09:25 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/15/18 03:20:27] kocka [802/1178] has come upon [Sanyi] [1341/1519] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 21:47:28 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/15/18 12:41:28] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 96. 0 days, 02:10:34 is added to kocka's timer towards level 131.
[02/15/18 20:08:37] Darwick [745/1312] has come upon kocka [385/1190] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 23:28:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/16/18 10:27:02] peta, Qpe, and Joska [2761/3609] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and luI [3493/3845] and lost! 0 days, 16:27:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/18 03:06:05] [Sanyi] [664/1527] has come upon kocka [207/1190] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 07:16:54 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/17/18 08:06:03] kocka [394/1190] has come upon Joska [85/1492] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:33:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/17/18 12:23:29] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 14:12:09 is removed from their time toward level 131.
[02/19/18 08:25:00] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 20:58:58 is removed from their time toward level 131.
[02/19/18 15:06:04] CaptianObvious [236/953] has come upon kocka [672/1190] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 06:29:10 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/20/18 02:22:14] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:26 towards level 131.
[02/20/18 04:53:54] Qpe [544/1111] has come upon kocka [552/1190] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 13:15:57 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/21/18 11:47:33] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:41:45 is removed from their time toward level 131.
[02/22/18 08:06:02] CaptianObvious [874/964] has come upon kocka [1173/1190] and got flexed on in combat! 17 days, 09:10:29 is added to CaptianObvious's clock.
[02/22/18 11:38:31] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 04:40:05 is removed from their time toward level 131.
[02/22/18 20:54:25] Darwick, kocka, Qpe, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/18 21:03:57] kocka [1108/1190] has come upon Darwick [98/1312] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 09:55:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/22/18 21:03:57] kocka has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:59:21 is added to Darwick's clock.
[02/23/18 07:49:01] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 47 with their belt. 0 days, 02:11:20 is added to kocka's timer towards level 132.
[02/23/18 18:30:40] kocka [210/1190] has come upon Ajvorl [21/1414] and gave em what was coming! 24 days, 20:37:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/24/18 12:57:20] Ajvorl stole kocka's level 67 charm while they were sleeping! Ajvorl leaves his old level 62 charm behind, which kocka then takes.
[02/24/18 20:06:01] kocka [1168/1184] has come upon Darwick [1150/1312] and gave em what was coming! 18 days, 23:50:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/25/18 14:42:59] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 02:06:05] Ajvorl [979/1419] has come upon kocka [704/1184] and rocked it! 25 days, 18:01:49 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[02/26/18 11:02:37] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 19 damage. 0 days, 02:11:58 is added to kocka's timer towards level 132.
[02/26/18 23:20:00] gyilkos, CaptianObvious, and peta [1173/3206] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and kocka [3515/3834] and lost! 8 days, 01:42:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/18 09:06:05] Darwick [759/1312] has come upon kocka [360/1184] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:44:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[02/28/18 18:06:42] kocka [202/1184] has come upon Ajvorl [64/1419] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 02:34:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/01/18 00:24:00] Kiinga and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/18 15:06:04] Darwick [730/1312] has come upon kocka [1037/1184] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:35:19 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/01/18 19:12:23] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:10:09 towards level 132.
[03/01/18 20:06:02] kocka [76/1184] has come upon Kiinga [820/1323] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 05:01:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/02/18 04:26:41] Ajvorl, Darwick, [Sanyi], and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/18 06:06:02] kocka [642/1184] has come upon gyilkos [934/1224] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 05:55:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/02/18 06:46:14] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 23. 0 days, 02:11:38 is added to kocka's timer towards level 132.
[03/02/18 06:48:07] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:17:21 towards level 132.
[03/02/18 10:02:48] kocka [1148/1184] has come upon Darwick [684/1312] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 23:20:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/02/18 10:02:57] kocka [616/1184] has come upon Darwick [354/1312] and rocked it! 3 days, 21:10:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/02/18 11:06:05] kocka [338/1184] has come upon Darwick [1007/1312] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:23:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/03/18 08:52:19] kocka [1027/1184] has come upon [Sanyi] [38/1527] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 14:45:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/03/18 12:06:05] kocka [1038/1184] has come upon Joska [143/1492] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:19:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/03/18 15:41:34] [Sanyi] [248/1527] has come upon kocka [767/1184] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:16:59 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/04/18 07:22:21] kocka [437/1184] has come upon Darwick [980/1312] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:48:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/04/18 08:27:56] Qpe [11/1122] has come upon kocka [257/1184] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 15:52:59 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/04/18 10:08:48] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 86 with their belt. 0 days, 02:11:10 is added to kocka's timer towards level 132.
[03/04/18 20:25:58] GDI, Ajvorl, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/18 04:06:04] Qpe [452/1122] has come upon kocka [538/1184] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 23:50:52 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/05/18 06:03:14] Hunger [726/955] has come upon kocka [702/1184] and rocked it! 19 days, 13:52:38 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[03/05/18 06:03:14] Hunger has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:07:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/05/18 21:35:47] Ajvorl, Darwick, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/18 06:10:18] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:51:55 is removed from their time toward level 132.
[03/06/18 06:10:18] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 119 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:11:42 is added to kocka's timer towards level 132.
[03/06/18 06:33:49] Ajvorl [6/1408] has come upon kocka [929/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 21:54:21 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[03/06/18 06:43:17] gyilkos [597/1224] has come upon kocka [352/1191] and rocked it! 20 days, 20:05:28 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/06/18 10:06:05] peta [537/1018] has come upon kocka [944/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:45:28 is added to peta's clock.
[03/06/18 17:22:37] kocka was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:55 from level 132.
[03/06/18 20:06:42] kocka [1156/1197] has come upon luI [906/1136] and gave em what was coming! 21 days, 23:49:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/07/18 06:15:29] Kiinga [884/1323] has come upon kocka [870/1197] and fucked they ass up! 36 days, 16:33:38 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[03/08/18 09:34:57] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 22:01:45 is removed from their time toward level 133.
[03/11/18 09:35:39] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:55:14 towards level 133.
[03/12/18 23:16:48] kocka, pub, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/18 23:16:48] DarwickAK [83/1243] has come upon kocka [368/1197] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 14:05:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/13/18 07:18:49] kocka misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:24:55 from level 133.
[03/13/18 19:13:51] kocka [955/1197] has come upon gyilkos [35/1224] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 22:14:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/13/18 19:13:51] In the fierce battle, gyilkos dropped his level 388 weapon! kocka picks it up, tossing his old level 208 weapon to gyilkos.
[03/14/18 00:13:53] kocka [47/1395] has come upon [Sanyi] [1027/1527] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 20:17:22 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/14/18 08:14:37] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/18 09:44:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 12 days, 02:44:36 toward level 133.
[03/14/18 12:42:45] kocka, peta, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/18 15:17:53] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/18 16:57:49] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 03:24:13 is removed from their time toward level 133.
[03/16/18 07:30:30] GDI, pub, and [Sanyi] [1779/4316] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and luI [825/3774] and won! 0 days, 20:46:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/18 13:08:20] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 04:50:52 is removed from their time toward level 133.
[03/17/18 03:13:53] kocka [536/1395] has come upon gyilkos [293/1062] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 09:46:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/17/18 12:18:13] Qpe [694/1115] has come upon kocka [1134/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 15:09:49 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/18/18 08:23:13] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:50 towards level 133.
[03/18/18 09:34:48] kocka [167/1395] has come upon GDI [353/1529] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 07:32:41 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/18/18 09:38:20] kocka [1106/1395] has come upon GDI [572/1529] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:13:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/18/18 12:33:47] kocka, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [1841/4256] have team battled DarwickAK, Hunger, and peta [964/3225] and won! 0 days, 19:40:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 12:50:19] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 52. 0 days, 02:12:39 is added to kocka's timer towards level 133.
[03/18/18 16:30:47] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 13:48:41 is removed from their time toward level 133.
[03/19/18 00:08:37] Hunger, kocka, peta, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/18 00:13:52] luI [776/1136] has come upon kocka [76/1395] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:36:22 is removed from luI's clock.
[03/19/18 12:41:17] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:16:05 is removed from their time toward level 133.
[03/19/18 15:14:07] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:38 towards level 133.
[03/20/18 03:40:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 02:52:11 toward level 133.
[03/20/18 12:32:13] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 45 with their belt. 0 days, 02:12:23 is added to kocka's timer towards level 133.
[03/20/18 16:11:24] kocka [241/1395] has come upon Qpe [309/1115] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 01:17:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/20/18 16:13:51] kocka [716/1395] has come upon luI [635/1136] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 02:41:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/21/18 03:41:38] kocka [1063/1395] has come upon peta [926/1018] and gave em what was coming! 36 days, 22:54:35 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/21/18 03:41:38] kocka has dealt peta a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:40:34 is added to peta's clock.
[03/21/18 11:59:02] [Sanyi], kocka, luI, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/18 11:59:02] kocka [1354/1395] has come upon [Sanyi] [812/1527] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 13:03:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/21/18 12:23:14] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 47 damage. 0 days, 02:13:58 is added to kocka's timer towards level 134.
[03/21/18 17:13:53] kocka [559/1395] has come upon gyilkos [437/1062] and gave em what was coming! 14 days, 14:37:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/22/18 15:54:40] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 23. 0 days, 02:13:26 is added to kocka's timer towards level 134.
[03/23/18 03:51:48] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:41:19 towards level 134.
[03/23/18 04:13:50] gyilkos [950/1062] has come upon kocka [1346/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:52:07 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/23/18 09:13:50] GDI [1548/1555] has come upon kocka [199/1395] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 04:31:16 is removed from GDI's clock.
[03/23/18 15:45:42] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 08:43:25 is removed from their time toward level 134.
[03/23/18 15:59:23] [Sanyi], kocka, peta, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/18 11:56:10] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 157 damage. 0 days, 02:13:00 is added to kocka's timer towards level 134.
[03/24/18 15:13:51] kocka [156/1395] has come upon Qpe [929/1115] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:21:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/24/18 20:13:52] kocka [504/1395] has come upon peta [328/1018] and rocked it! 4 days, 06:00:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/25/18 12:47:12] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 19. 0 days, 02:13:02 is added to kocka's timer towards level 134.
[03/26/18 08:46:41] kocka got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:14:01 from level 134.
[03/26/18 16:18:47] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 53. 0 days, 02:13:49 is added to kocka's timer towards level 134.
[03/26/18 18:13:52] kocka [101/1395] has come upon pub [1006/1260] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:46:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/28/18 05:13:53] Qpe [513/1115] has come upon kocka [548/1395] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 02:45:17 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/28/18 05:37:44] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:26:40 from level 134.
[03/28/18 12:20:19] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:06:27 is removed from their time toward level 134.
[03/28/18 13:42:26] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:55 towards level 134.
[03/29/18 01:13:51] gyilkos [627/1062] has come upon kocka [1022/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 20:28:27 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/29/18 07:01:24] pub [226/1260] has come upon kocka [613/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:17:27 is added to pub's clock.
[03/29/18 12:11:26] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:41:08 is removed from their time toward level 134.
[03/29/18 12:29:15] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:00 towards level 134.
[03/29/18 22:34:40] Hunger, kocka, and pub [3318/3619] have team battled [Sanyi], gyilkos, and peta [1894/3607] and won! 0 days, 09:03:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 14:34:07] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 15:43:06] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 14. 0 days, 02:13:26 is added to kocka's timer towards level 134.
[03/30/18 20:11:29] kocka got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:51 from level 134.
[03/30/18 20:50:06] Kiinga and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/18 02:54:35] [Sanyi], Sanyi, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/18 02:54:35] kocka [483/1395] has come upon [Sanyi] [1398/1527] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:52:30 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/31/18 03:13:53] DarwickAK [158/1219] has come upon kocka [1019/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:52:08 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/31/18 06:12:40] Qpe, pub, and peta [1805/3393] have team battled GDI, gyilkos, and kocka [619/4012] and won! 0 days, 00:07:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/18 07:03:30] kocka [445/1395] has come upon GDI [1501/1555] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:25:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/02/18 00:13:51] kocka [415/1395] has come upon Sanyi [241/1412] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 14:09:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/02/18 11:35:42] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 15 with their belt. 0 days, 02:13:19 is added to kocka's timer towards level 134.
[04/02/18 11:44:08] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:14 towards level 134.
[04/03/18 02:40:58] kocka [944/1395] has come upon [Sanyi] [983/1521] and got flexed on in combat! 24 days, 20:04:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/03/18 06:13:51] Sanyi [949/1412] has come upon kocka [1078/1395] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 14:25:48 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[04/04/18 11:17:47] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 08:04:04 is removed from their time toward level 135.
[04/04/18 22:25:35] [Sanyi], Hunger, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/18 18:04:16] kocka got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 05:15:33 from level 135.
[04/05/18 18:41:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 70 days, 16:36:18 toward level 135.
[04/05/18 21:48:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 9 days, 01:42:55 toward level 135.
[04/06/18 00:08:15] kocka [918/1395] has come upon [Sanyi] [1171/1521] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 19:20:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/06/18 09:14:34] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 10:50:51] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:28:36 is removed from their time toward level 135.
[04/07/18 20:13:52] kocka [634/1395] has come upon IRPGbot [226/1570] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 15:25:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/08/18 10:41:54] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 11:48:00 is removed from their time toward level 135.
[04/08/18 11:13:51] kocka [1218/1395] has come upon Sanyi [1341/1412] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 21:22:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/09/18 05:49:40] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/18 10:28:36] [Sanyi], GDI, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/18 14:13:20] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 2 with their belt. 0 days, 02:14:07 is added to kocka's timer towards level 135.
[04/09/18 20:47:50] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:59:49 from level 135.
[04/09/18 22:54:26] pub [855/1260] has come upon kocka [6/1395] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 17:54:45 is removed from pub's clock.
[04/09/18 22:54:26] pub has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:09:19 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/10/18 05:00:50] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 10:23:51] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 10:55:22 is removed from their time toward level 135.
[04/11/18 10:14:50] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 257. 0 days, 02:14:01 is added to kocka's timer towards level 135.
[04/11/18 11:28:49] pub, Hunger, and kocka [1509/3619] have team battled peta, Darwick, and Qpe [2033/3501] and lost! 0 days, 06:52:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/18 13:55:21] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 11 damage. 0 days, 02:14:34 is added to kocka's timer towards level 135.
[04/12/18 10:05:48] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 345. 0 days, 02:14:57 is added to kocka's timer towards level 135.
[04/13/18 00:29:00] kocka, Qpe, peta, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/18 11:13:51] Sanyi [1354/1431] has come upon kocka [1250/1395] and gave em what was coming! 14 days, 13:35:32 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/13/18 16:34:31] pub, kocka, and luI [1688/3791] have team battled peta, GDI, and Darwick [1121/3936] and won! 0 days, 14:13:19 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 13:28:21] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 16:54:57 is removed from their time toward level 135.
[04/14/18 23:26:39] Darwick [611/1358] has come upon kocka [1191/1395] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:33:28 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/15/18 13:19:25] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 171 damage. 0 days, 02:14:07 is added to kocka's timer towards level 135.
[04/16/18 13:10:23] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 141 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:14:35 is added to kocka's timer towards level 135.
[04/17/18 00:13:52] luI [703/1136] has come upon kocka [22/1395] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 01:59:35 is removed from luI's clock.
[04/17/18 09:20:52] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:20:33 is removed from their time toward level 135.
[04/17/18 22:35:44] luI [972/1136] has come upon kocka [979/1395] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 06:08:34 is added to luI's clock.
[04/18/18 03:10:39] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:58 towards level 135.
[04/18/18 04:02:16] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:53 towards level 135.
[04/18/18 12:41:42] Sanyi, kocka, and DarwickAK [1742/4092] have team battled Kiinga, pub, and Qpe [3216/3707] and lost! 0 days, 17:28:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 23:52:24] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:45 towards level 135.
[04/19/18 00:08:53] Kiinga, kocka, Qpe, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/18 00:59:48] peta, [Sanyi], and GDI [2901/4138] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and DarwickAK [1530/3734] and won! 0 days, 06:55:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/18 12:47:44] Kiinga, GDI, and luI [2684/4014] have team battled pub, peta, and kocka [2765/3717] and lost! 1 day, 04:38:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/18 17:13:52] Darwick [891/1358] has come upon kocka [1120/1395] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 02:31:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/19/18 22:13:50] Kiinga [70/1323] has come upon kocka [370/1395] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 07:27:35 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[04/21/18 16:35:36] kocka [459/1395] has come upon peta [244/1062] and fucked they ass up! 37 days, 13:18:35 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/22/18 08:35:46] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 08:21:09 is removed from their time toward level 136.
[04/22/18 23:26:08] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:04:18 towards level 136.
[04/23/18 11:15:50] kocka lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:47:46 from level 136.
[04/23/18 12:07:19] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 17:38:35 is removed from their time toward level 136.
[04/23/18 20:25:44] Kiinga [315/1323] has come upon kocka [219/1404] and rocked it! 37 days, 08:24:03 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[04/24/18 11:00:30] Sanyi, kocka, Qpe, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/18 07:26:08] kocka bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:56:01 from level 136.
[04/26/18 09:13:52] luI [448/1136] has come upon kocka [485/1404] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 15 days, 08:12:15 is added to luI's clock.
[04/26/18 11:40:22] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 18:39:48 is removed from their time toward level 136.
[04/26/18 11:54:20] luI [540/1136] has come upon kocka [583/1404] and realized it was a bad decision! 18 days, 05:39:17 is added to luI's clock.
[04/27/18 05:13:51] kocka [74/1404] has come upon Darwick [275/1358] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 17:27:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/27/18 11:31:23] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 01:39:53 is removed from their time toward level 136.
[04/28/18 06:13:51] Qpe [281/1122] has come upon kocka [1377/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 04:59:23 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/28/18 07:08:32] kocka ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:16:09 from level 136.
[04/28/18 10:29:06] DarwickAK [184/1253] has come upon kocka [438/1404] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 17:21:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/28/18 11:13:52] Qpe [314/1122] has come upon kocka [737/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 01:23:15 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/28/18 11:22:19] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 11:11:21 is removed from their time toward level 136.
[04/29/18 00:31:26] Qpe [494/1122] has come upon kocka [310/1404] and gave em what was coming! 24 days, 21:03:32 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[04/29/18 11:02:27] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/18 11:13:19] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/18 15:13:22] [Sanyi], Kiinga, kocka, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/18 17:13:51] kocka [1309/1404] has come upon gyilkos [310/1086] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:04:27 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/30/18 11:04:19] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 22:34:42 is removed from their time toward level 136.
[04/30/18 16:28:17] kocka, DarwickAK, luI, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/18 18:13:51] GDI [11/1555] has come upon kocka [588/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 03:29:38 is added to GDI's clock.
[04/30/18 23:13:50] pub [1235/1260] has come upon kocka [288/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 21:05:20 is removed from pub's clock.
[05/01/18 11:34:19] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:48 towards level 136.
[05/02/18 20:13:53] Sanyi [1003/1444] has come upon kocka [1011/1404] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 04:55:05 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/02/18 21:23:46] kocka ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:02 from level 136.
[05/03/18 04:05:55] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 10:37:25] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:02:33 is removed from their time toward level 136.
[05/04/18 02:57:29] kocka [113/1404] has come upon Darwick [735/1358] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 05:40:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/04/18 10:28:22] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 60 with their belt. 0 days, 02:16:54 is added to kocka's timer towards level 137.
[05/04/18 15:27:33] kocka ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 18 days, 02:51:31 from level 137.
[05/05/18 03:59:07] kocka was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 10:18:27 from level 137.
[05/05/18 09:03:16] Sanyi, kocka, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/18 23:13:50] kocka [1285/1404] has come upon [Sanyi] [548/1521] and straight stomped them in combat! 47 days, 12:36:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/06/18 06:29:55] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 13:50:37 is removed from their time toward level 137.
[05/06/18 10:10:27] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 18:17:39 is removed from their time toward level 137.
[05/06/18 16:05:04] kocka and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/18 05:13:49] kocka [638/1404] has come upon Qpe [1027/1124] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 23:38:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/08/18 16:13:51] Qpe [162/1134] has come upon kocka [292/1404] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 07:10:26 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/08/18 18:07:43] kocka [1051/1404] has come upon Qpe [449/1134] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 05:47:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/08/18 18:07:43] kocka has dealt Qpe a Critical Strike! 4 days, 02:34:19 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/08/18 21:13:49] DarwickAK [992/1253] has come upon kocka [822/1404] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 06:02:30 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[05/09/18 17:13:53] kocka [412/1404] has come upon IRPGbot [1302/1606] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 19:12:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/10/18 11:10:46] kocka, Darwick, peta, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/18 15:04:23] luI [669/1142] has come upon kocka [889/1404] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:00:22 is added to luI's clock.
[05/11/18 05:45:03] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 85 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:16:03 is added to kocka's timer towards level 137.
[05/11/18 09:25:36] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 00:40:12 is removed from their time toward level 137.
[05/11/18 18:25:57] DarwickAK [658/1253] has come upon kocka [936/1404] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 05:02:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/13/18 00:31:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 31 days, 04:50:43 toward level 137.
[05/13/18 04:26:38] Sanyi, kocka, and DarwickAK [3556/4101] have team battled Darwick, GDI, and pub [1214/4164] and won! 2 days, 01:08:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/18 06:13:53] GDI [1488/1555] has come upon kocka [409/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 14:02:01 is removed from GDI's clock.
[05/13/18 21:13:50] pub [1188/1258] has come upon kocka [1340/1404] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 08:29:36 is added to pub's clock.
[05/13/18 21:33:01] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:43 towards level 137.
[05/14/18 20:01:27] kocka, Ajvorl, Darwick, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/18 20:01:41] Ajvorl [361/1422] has come upon kocka [1072/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 07:30:14 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[05/15/18 05:09:06] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:39:37 is removed from their time toward level 137.
[05/15/18 08:13:53] kocka [294/1404] has come upon Sanyi [1371/1444] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:56:09 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/15/18 17:56:24] Hunger [408/971] has come upon kocka [482/1404] and got flexed on in combat! 12 days, 13:47:22 is added to Hunger's clock.
[05/16/18 03:32:18] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/18 03:39:17] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:10 towards level 137.
[05/16/18 08:40:41] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:52:07 is removed from their time toward level 137.
[05/17/18 09:57:02] Ajvorl, pub, and luI [1806/3822] have team battled Qpe, kocka, and DarwickAK [757/3791] and won! 0 days, 10:32:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/18 11:47:18] kocka, GDI, and Qpe [2619/4093] have team battled pub, peta, and Ajvorl [872/3742] and won! 0 days, 06:26:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/18 01:18:58] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/18 03:53:54] peta, Hunger, and Ajvorl [1330/3459] have team battled DarwickAK, Qpe, and kocka [1720/3802] and lost! 2 days, 12:44:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/18 07:46:45] kocka, gyilkos, and pub [3555/3749] have team battled DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and peta [1661/3737] and won! 0 days, 01:02:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/18 11:13:52] kocka [659/1404] has come upon pub [778/1258] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:04:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/18/18 11:59:56] kocka [1219/1404] has come upon IRPGbot [1174/1613] and rocked it! 25 days, 10:28:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/18/18 23:57:12] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:23:42 towards level 138.
[05/19/18 07:13:53] Ajvorl [809/1422] has come upon kocka [872/1404] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 15:52:20 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[05/19/18 08:13:42] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 25 days, 23:38:07 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[05/20/18 04:24:13] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 07:10:22 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[05/23/18 16:13:53] kocka [150/1404] has come upon Hunger [798/982] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 22:02:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/24/18 03:48:15] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 21:03:21 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[05/24/18 07:13:52] pub [514/1287] has come upon kocka [1052/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 06:54:57 is added to pub's clock.
[05/24/18 07:28:45] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 02:50:24 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[05/24/18 12:13:51] DarwickAK [1003/1253] has come upon kocka [1106/1404] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 17:28:25 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/25/18 09:21:48] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:52:25 towards level 138.
[05/26/18 04:13:50] kocka [684/1404] has come upon Kiinga [106/1323] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 06:31:14 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/26/18 07:10:46] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 18:37:26 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[05/26/18 12:22:51] GDI, kocka, DarwickAK, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/18 14:13:51] kocka [36/1404] has come upon Joska [241/1511] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 22:54:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/26/18 22:27:07] kocka [381/1404] has come upon Sanyi [932/1450] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 03:05:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/27/18 10:54:32] [Sanyi] [1452/1521] has come upon kocka [913/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 45 days, 23:05:04 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/28/18 03:12:11] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 23:38:06 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[05/28/18 04:19:31] Ajvorl [235/1439] has come upon kocka [194/1404] and gave em what was coming! 39 days, 20:12:15 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[05/28/18 06:13:51] kocka [537/1404] has come upon Sanyi [909/1450] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 12:15:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/28/18 08:19:39] kocka, Darwick, DarwickAK, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/18 06:43:43] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 01:45:28 is removed from their time toward level 138.
[05/29/18 14:05:35] Qpe stole kocka's level 63 shield while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 61 shield behind, which kocka then takes.
[05/29/18 17:13:50] gyilkos [336/1066] has come upon kocka [1073/1402] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 23:09:26 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[05/30/18 03:13:51] kocka [713/1402] has come upon luI [781/1135] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 15:18:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/30/18 07:00:18] [Sanyi], Sanyi, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/18 23:13:52] kocka [1331/1402] has come upon Sanyi [1162/1457] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 07:01:14 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/31/18 14:13:53] kocka [773/1402] has come upon Darwick [459/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 09:44:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/31/18 19:58:00] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:34 towards level 138.
[06/01/18 00:13:51] kocka [1112/1402] has come upon [Sanyi] [652/1521] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:52:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/01/18 08:50:07] kocka was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:06:53 from level 138.
[06/01/18 08:56:53] Kiinga, Sanyi, kocka, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/18 23:15:18] GDI [215/1544] has come upon kocka [308/1402] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:33:07 is added to GDI's clock.
[06/01/18 23:34:50] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/18 15:00:11] pub, Sanyi, and gyilkos [3132/4037] have team battled kocka, luI, and Qpe [3370/3674] and lost! 1 day, 17:17:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/18 18:03:10] kocka [747/1402] has come upon luI [904/1135] and got flexed on in combat! 14 days, 02:24:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/03/18 02:13:51] kocka [369/1402] has come upon Ajvorl [594/1439] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 25 days, 13:11:10 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/03/18 04:21:30] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/18 08:32:25] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 12:49:08 towards level 139.
[06/03/18 12:13:51] Ajvorl [914/1439] has come upon kocka [573/1402] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:20:56 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[06/03/18 17:13:49] kocka [891/1402] has come upon GDI [421/1544] and straight stomped them in combat! 50 days, 06:04:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/03/18 17:21:18] kocka and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/18 06:45:55] Ajvorl, Darwick, and DarwickAK [1604/3786] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and Qpe [1092/4102] and won! 0 days, 03:48:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/18 11:39:46] Joska, kocka, Ajvorl, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/18 21:00:50] kocka [857/1402] has come upon Sanyi [41/1422] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 10:18:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/06/18 06:18:54] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/18 20:13:51] kocka [648/1402] has come upon DarwickAK [660/1253] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 18:39:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/07/18 06:13:54] Ajvorl [1401/1439] has come upon kocka [115/1402] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 15:44:12 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[06/07/18 06:13:54] Ajvorl has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:10:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/07/18 08:20:38] gyilkos, pub, and Hunger [656/3602] have team battled kocka, luI, and peta [41/3610] and won! 0 days, 06:24:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/18 11:13:53] kocka [1281/1402] has come upon Darwick [562/1094] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 22:41:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/07/18 14:09:11] kocka and pub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/18 02:13:31] Ajvorl [706/1439] has come upon kocka [853/1402] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 10:56:18 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[06/08/18 02:13:49] kocka [1033/1402] has come upon Sanyi [586/1422] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 00:17:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/08/18 08:46:12] kocka was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:10:29 from level 139.
[06/08/18 21:53:48] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:56:08 towards level 139.
[06/08/18 22:13:53] pub [720/1295] has come upon kocka [552/1402] and gave em what was coming! 21 days, 00:12:44 is removed from pub's clock.
[06/09/18 01:24:10] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 08:41:47 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[06/09/18 05:04:40] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:34:43 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[06/09/18 11:22:13] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/18 13:13:50] Qpe [703/1145] has come upon kocka [965/1402] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 10:48:03 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/09/18 18:13:51] peta [436/1062] has come upon kocka [1111/1402] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 20:54:10 is added to peta's clock.
[06/09/18 23:13:53] Qpe [83/1145] has come upon kocka [1378/1402] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 18:52:22 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/10/18 09:13:52] pub [541/1295] has come upon kocka [1131/1402] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 21:14:39 is added to pub's clock.
[06/11/18 01:06:15] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 16:34:07 is removed from their time toward level 139.
[06/11/18 05:13:53] kocka [411/1402] has come upon Hunger [241/987] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 23:25:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/12/18 01:32:01] Joska, [Sanyi], kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/18 07:08:18] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:37 towards level 139.
[06/12/18 20:03:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 16:56:57 toward level 139.
[06/13/18 05:57:36] GDI, kocka, peta, and pub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/18 13:27:09] kocka [394/1402] has come upon peta [945/1062] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 06:03:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/13/18 23:21:01] Darwick [828/1096] has come upon kocka [137/1402] and straight stomped them in combat! 60 days, 21:45:41 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[06/14/18 08:20:43] kocka, Ajvorl, Qpe, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/18 23:13:51] pub [489/1301] has come upon kocka [1146/1402] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 02:53:39 is added to pub's clock.
[06/15/18 04:13:51] Hunger [63/987] has come upon kocka [23/1402] and rocked it! 5 days, 05:00:34 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[06/15/18 14:13:50] Qpe [883/1145] has come upon kocka [137/1402] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 23:56:00 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[06/16/18 06:10:17] [Sanyi], Sanyi, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/18 00:12:11] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 37 days, 09:40:41 is removed from their time toward level 140.
[06/17/18 00:50:49] gyilkos, Darwick, and [Sanyi] [2431/3979] have team battled kocka, peta, and Hunger [3/3451] and won! 0 days, 08:48:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 06:13:50] DarwickAK [538/1253] has come upon kocka [313/1402] and rocked it! 20 days, 09:19:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[06/17/18 22:31:59] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:44:29 towards level 140.
[06/18/18 07:13:50] kocka [9/1402] has come upon peta [674/1062] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 14:13:50 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/18/18 12:34:02] Qpe, kocka, and gyilkos [1266/3867] have team battled Sanyi, GDI, and [Sanyi] [3932/4390] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/18 16:56:15] kocka [1339/1402] has come upon [Sanyi] [465/1424] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 19:22:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/18/18 20:59:33] gyilkos, [Sanyi], and kocka [3237/4146] have team battled GDI, Ajvorl, and Hunger [1907/3978] and won! 6 days, 07:08:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/18 21:52:04] kocka saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:17:47 from level 140.
[06/18/18 23:54:12] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 21:29:51 is removed from their time toward level 140.
[06/19/18 03:35:36] kocka, DarwickAK, pub, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/18 04:26:34] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:58:24 towards level 140.
[06/19/18 20:48:43] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/18 23:13:53] gyilkos [294/1320] has come upon kocka [723/1402] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 22:20:58 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/20/18 00:42:26] Sanyi, kocka, Qpe, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/18 02:36:45] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:28:16 towards level 140.
[06/21/18 02:19:09] kocka [626/1402] has come upon DarwickAK [841/1259] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 22:58:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/21/18 16:19:39] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:06 towards level 140.
[06/21/18 20:13:53] kocka [750/1410] has come upon Hunger [403/987] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 21:06:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/23/18 01:32:49] Joska, GDI, kocka, and pub have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/18 02:58:46] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 146 with their belt. 0 days, 02:19:22 is added to kocka's timer towards level 140.
[06/23/18 17:13:54] pub [485/1301] has come upon kocka [767/1410] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 08:01:23 is added to pub's clock.
[06/23/18 22:09:45] pub [1119/1301] has come upon kocka [108/1410] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 16:16:02 is removed from pub's clock.
[06/24/18 08:27:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 2 days, 21:17:54 toward level 140.
[06/24/18 21:19:10] kocka [1084/1410] has come upon luI [1196/1260] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:15:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/25/18 09:13:53] [Sanyi] [172/1417] has come upon kocka [385/1410] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 09:41:08 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[06/25/18 10:03:48] kocka [533/1410] has come upon luI [38/1260] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 00:52:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/25/18 14:13:51] kocka [1230/1410] has come upon IRPGbot [650/1609] and straight stomped them in combat! 20 days, 19:03:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/26/18 10:37:27] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 01:20:43 towards level 141.
[06/26/18 13:39:59] GDI, Hunger, and kocka [437/3941] have team battled Joska, peta, and Kiinga [1429/3896] and lost! 2 days, 23:53:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/18 22:42:24] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 30 days, 07:20:07 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[06/27/18 08:56:03] luI [646/1260] has come upon kocka [1204/1410] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:19:47 is added to luI's clock.
[06/27/18 16:13:50] pub [1057/1301] has come upon kocka [10/1410] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 02:32:08 is removed from pub's clock.
[06/28/18 06:59:23] [Sanyi], kocka, luI, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/18 10:16:01] kocka set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:21:12 from level 141.
[06/28/18 22:13:52] GDI [190/1544] has come upon kocka [584/1410] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:46:13 is added to GDI's clock.
[06/30/18 23:04:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 23 days, 13:33:48 from level 141.
[07/01/18 01:33:07] [Sanyi], GDI, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/18 06:13:53] kocka [719/1410] has come upon IRPGbot [851/1609] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 07:07:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/02/18 10:01:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 5 days, 15:40:18 toward level 141.
[07/02/18 16:13:51] Darwick [444/1116] has come upon kocka [1322/1410] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:08:41 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/02/18 21:48:33] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 00:56:14 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[07/03/18 10:30:47] kocka, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [504/4224] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and GDI [1492/4123] and lost! 0 days, 15:19:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/18 21:39:37] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 19:18:30 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[07/04/18 00:32:54] Qpe [923/1151] has come upon kocka [569/1410] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 23:07:42 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[07/04/18 06:02:29] kocka walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:02:24 from level 141.
[07/04/18 08:13:52] kocka [1404/1410] has come upon Hunger [535/987] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 03:22:27 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/04/18 10:19:54] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/18 13:13:51] gyilkos [1285/1320] has come upon kocka [1294/1410] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 39 days, 23:03:30 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/04/18 21:30:36] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 0. 0 days, 02:20:21 is added to kocka's timer towards level 141.
[07/05/18 05:04:56] Joska, Hunger, and Sanyi [1037/3901] have team battled DarwickAK, kocka, and Kiinga [230/4015] and won! 1 day, 13:31:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/18 07:51:25] kocka lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:38:10 from level 141.
[07/05/18 13:24:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 22:04:18 from level 141.
[07/06/18 00:13:54] Hunger [868/987] has come upon kocka [139/1410] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 22:13:44 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[07/06/18 01:54:11] Joska, kocka, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/18 05:13:49] kocka [588/1410] has come upon luI [848/1260] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 04:17:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/06/18 15:13:50] Joska [1493/1498] has come upon kocka [383/1410] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:38:23 is removed from Joska's clock.
[07/07/18 00:53:14] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 9 days, 05:33:25 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[07/07/18 19:35:55] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:04 towards level 141.
[07/07/18 21:13:52] kocka [1365/1410] has come upon GDI [819/1544] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 05:08:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/08/18 00:44:15] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 06:02:28 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[07/08/18 01:03:39] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:32 towards level 141.
[07/08/18 08:37:37] gyilkos, kocka, and GDI [4148/4274] have team battled Hunger, Joska, and Qpe [1744/3636] and won! 1 day, 03:47:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 12:13:54] kocka [381/1410] has come upon IRPGbot [192/1609] and rocked it! 0 days, 21:30:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/08/18 19:05:07] kocka broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:20:10 from level 141.
[07/08/18 21:25:15] [Sanyi], Hunger, kocka, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/18 23:33:03] gyilkos [25/1320] has come upon kocka [1365/1410] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 15:07:41 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/09/18 00:35:13] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 01:28:19 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[07/09/18 20:45:44] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:40:46 is removed from their time toward level 141.
[07/09/18 21:17:55] peta, pub, and gyilkos [717/3683] have team battled Qpe, kocka, and Sanyi [2938/3977] and lost! 1 day, 06:09:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/18 09:40:23] kocka [1239/1410] has come upon Darwick [1023/1131] and fucked they ass up! 48 days, 12:53:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/11/18 00:13:51] [Sanyi] [1336/1411] has come upon kocka [116/1410] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 12:36:27 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/11/18 01:47:42] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/18 15:07:59] peta, luI, and Sanyi [2522/3744] have team battled Joska, kocka, and DarwickAK [1033/4155] and won! 4 days, 17:57:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/18 15:43:54] peta [920/1062] has come upon kocka [975/1410] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 19:03:05 is added to peta's clock.
[07/13/18 06:47:07] kocka [1284/1410] has come upon GDI [1243/1532] and rocked it! 26 days, 15:35:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/13/18 17:13:53] kocka [275/1410] has come upon DarwickAK [399/1259] and realized it was a bad decision! 9 days, 20:35:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/13/18 23:50:18] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 02:05:34 is removed from their time toward level 142.
[07/14/18 01:01:02] Sanyi, kocka, peta, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/18 01:01:02] kocka [386/1410] has come upon Sanyi [457/1416] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 02:14:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/14/18 15:22:41] kocka, Darwick, and peta [2751/3596] have team battled Qpe, gyilkos, and Sanyi [1645/3887] and won! 1 day, 22:52:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 00:00:07] luI stole kocka's level 70 helm while they were sleeping! luI leaves his old level 65 helm behind, which kocka then takes.
[07/16/18 05:28:56] GDI [172/1532] has come upon kocka [1357/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 27 days, 15:16:23 is added to GDI's clock.
[07/16/18 10:13:50] DarwickAK [108/1259] has come upon kocka [192/1404] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 07:50:09 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/22/18 05:06:15] kocka [985/1404] has come upon Kiinga [1132/1346] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 16:14:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/23/18 21:06:19] kocka [926/1404] has come upon Kiinga [1187/1346] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 16:45:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/25/18 17:51:42] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 21:36:06 is removed from their time toward level 142.
[07/26/18 09:06:19] peta [861/1062] has come upon kocka [350/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 22:42:09 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/26/18 12:41:18] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/18 14:06:15] luI [727/1270] has come upon kocka [452/1404] and rocked it! 1 day, 11:46:54 is removed from luI's clock.
[07/26/18 18:15:39] kocka, Qpe, and Kiinga [941/3901] have team battled Sanyi, GDI, and gyilkos [3734/4262] and lost! 0 days, 20:30:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/18 05:06:19] kocka [929/1404] has come upon Kiinga [1019/1346] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 17:00:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/27/18 06:12:33] [Sanyi], gyilkos, and kocka [4033/4133] have team battled GDI, Joska, and Sanyi [1841/4441] and won! 0 days, 07:08:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/18 21:14:10] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 5. 0 days, 02:21:53 is added to kocka's timer towards level 142.
[07/28/18 05:51:57] Kiinga, Joska, and Darwick [2129/3963] have team battled Hunger, Qpe, and kocka [1200/3578] and won! 0 days, 13:17:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/18 09:02:26] Joska, kocka, Kiinga, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/18 12:06:17] Darwick [826/1124] has come upon kocka [1365/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 05:53:29 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/30/18 15:10:11] GDI [938/1532] has come upon kocka [1081/1404] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 00:24:24 is added to GDI's clock.
[07/30/18 20:47:10] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 20 days, 09:54:12 is removed from their time toward level 142.
[07/30/18 21:24:23] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/18 00:06:19] kocka [1042/1404] has come upon luI [196/1270] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:12:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/01/18 05:06:18] Hunger [616/1017] has come upon kocka [1204/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:04:55 is added to Hunger's clock.
[08/01/18 07:19:13] kocka, peta, and DarwickAK [1526/3725] have team battled Hunger, Sanyi, and Joska [1222/3926] and won! 0 days, 11:35:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/18 10:06:15] gyilkos [408/1314] has come upon kocka [991/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 22:54:04 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/02/18 06:06:19] kocka [1371/1404] has come upon Kiinga [107/1355] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 15:27:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/02/18 11:06:19] Qpe [165/1157] has come upon kocka [902/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 22:27:18 is added to Qpe's clock.
[08/02/18 16:04:34] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/18 16:39:40] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:21:50 is removed from their time toward level 142.
[08/02/18 20:20:10] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 19:40:50 is removed from their time toward level 142.
[08/02/18 21:06:16] peta [750/1062] has come upon kocka [48/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:28:08 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/03/18 12:06:18] Hunger [1015/1017] has come upon kocka [1130/1404] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 09:38:33 is added to Hunger's clock.
[08/03/18 22:06:15] kocka [179/1404] has come upon Hunger [814/1017] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:03:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/04/18 03:52:19] GDI, DarwickAK, and kocka [1597/4195] have team battled Joska, Darwick, and luI [2870/3887] and lost! 0 days, 15:02:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/18 04:17:01] [Sanyi], Darwick, and gyilkos [1993/3853] have team battled Joska, Kiinga, and kocka [476/4266] and won! 3 days, 11:27:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/18 08:06:19] peta [752/1062] has come upon kocka [346/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 06:23:46 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/04/18 19:18:45] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:58 towards level 142.
[08/05/18 01:44:23] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:51 towards level 142.
[08/05/18 18:50:01] kocka, Qpe, Hunger, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/18 10:07:04] Joska [1351/1493] has come upon kocka [404/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 46 days, 06:19:41 is removed from Joska's clock.
[08/06/18 18:28:21] GDI [315/1532] has come upon kocka [1110/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 27 days, 20:04:23 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/06/18 19:23:37] Darwick, kocka, and [Sanyi] [220/3943] have team battled Kiinga, luI, and peta [3656/3701] and lost! 0 days, 15:04:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/18 16:06:19] Sanyi [575/1416] has come upon kocka [200/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:26:23 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/08/18 19:26:13] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:40:26 is removed from their time toward level 142.
[08/08/18 19:26:13] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 75. 0 days, 02:21:41 is added to kocka's timer towards level 142.
[08/08/18 22:06:15] kocka [184/1404] has come upon Kiinga [329/1369] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 07:07:50 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/08/18 23:39:08] kocka, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/18 19:17:14] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 135 with their belt. 0 days, 02:21:55 is added to kocka's timer towards level 142.
[08/09/18 23:06:18] kocka [151/1404] has come upon Sanyi [1197/1416] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:03:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/10/18 02:56:08] kocka [1233/1404] has come upon luI [296/1270] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:53:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/10/18 13:49:33] kocka [645/1404] has come upon Qpe [1065/1156] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 20:41:02 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/11/18 18:59:13] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 20 days, 13:20:40 is removed from their time toward level 143.
[08/12/18 09:56:25] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 01:14:50 towards level 143.
[08/12/18 11:06:17] Hunger [231/1017] has come upon kocka [685/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 00:29:40 is added to Hunger's clock.
[08/12/18 18:50:17] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 40 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:22:17 is added to kocka's timer towards level 143.
[08/12/18 18:56:37] kocka, GDI, gyilkos, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/18 05:37:28] kocka was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 07:48:44 from level 143.
[08/13/18 17:26:44] kocka EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 14:06:34 from level 143.
[08/13/18 23:21:01] luI [762/1270] has come upon kocka [975/1404] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 03:51:29 is added to luI's clock.
[08/14/18 00:20:09] gyilkos stole kocka's level 58 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! gyilkos leaves his old level 57 pair of gloves behind, which kocka then takes.
[08/14/18 08:06:17] kocka [959/1403] has come upon GDI [1491/1532] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 00:28:28 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/14/18 14:51:42] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 128. 0 days, 02:22:05 is added to kocka's timer towards level 143.
[08/15/18 04:06:16] Darwick [47/1131] has come upon kocka [1097/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:14:05 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/16/18 03:02:54] kocka burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! kocka's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/16/18 10:06:17] kocka [667/1393] has come upon peta [395/1062] and fucked they ass up! 39 days, 23:09:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/17/18 18:05:10] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 20:26:13 is removed from their time toward level 143.
[08/18/18 02:41:47] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 05:16:45] kocka [80/1393] has come upon Hunger [1015/1017] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 11:29:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/18/18 16:02:04] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 17:31:10] kocka ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:22:04 from level 143.
[08/18/18 17:56:13] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 14:19:10 is removed from their time toward level 143.
[08/19/18 03:06:17] gyilkos [719/1320] has come upon kocka [840/1393] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 23:49:49 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[08/19/18 14:06:46] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 20:55:19 is removed from their time toward level 143.
[08/20/18 09:02:30] luI, [Sanyi], and Joska [3085/4166] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and Darwick [244/3844] and won! 2 days, 17:26:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/18 09:41:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 13 days, 10:29:15 toward level 143.
[08/20/18 17:38:14] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 53 with their belt. 0 days, 02:22:08 is added to kocka's timer towards level 143.
[08/20/18 18:14:39] Joska, kocka, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/18 02:26:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 20 days, 04:40:14 toward level 143.
[08/21/18 15:06:16] kocka [33/1393] has come upon Qpe [1110/1150] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:51:02 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/21/18 17:29:13] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 7. 0 days, 02:22:47 is added to kocka's timer towards level 143.
[08/22/18 06:06:17] kocka [871/1393] has come upon DarwickAK [510/1254] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 10:49:16 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/22/18 13:37:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 4 days, 06:52:17 toward level 143.
[08/22/18 13:39:44] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:34:22 is removed from their time toward level 143.
[08/22/18 14:36:38] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:55 towards level 143.
[08/23/18 02:01:44] kocka, gyilkos, Hunger, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/18 10:10:13] luI, kocka, and GDI [3690/4195] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Sanyi [591/4019] and won! 0 days, 05:29:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/18 12:37:16] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:09 towards level 143.
[08/23/18 22:06:18] Qpe [1152/1204] has come upon kocka [3/1393] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 13:43:45 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[08/24/18 06:11:39] kocka [1296/1405] has come upon IRPGbot [1199/1609] and fucked they ass up! 26 days, 15:16:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/24/18 12:35:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 35 days, 01:43:39 toward level 144.
[08/25/18 01:02:22] Joska [953/1491] has come upon kocka [179/1405] and straight stomped them in combat! 46 days, 14:43:41 is removed from Joska's clock.
[08/25/18 01:14:22] Joska, kocka, Qpe, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/18 04:06:18] kocka [513/1405] has come upon luI [770/1270] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 08:19:30 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/25/18 16:53:12] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 3. 0 days, 02:23:47 is added to kocka's timer towards level 144.
[08/26/18 23:49:29] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/18 02:00:21] luI [944/1270] has come upon kocka [523/1405] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 08:43:41 is removed from luI's clock.
[08/27/18 12:54:41] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 04:19:05 is removed from their time toward level 144.
[08/27/18 21:06:16] kocka [1292/1405] has come upon Joska [1377/1491] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 07:33:54 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/28/18 08:11:18] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:48:49 towards level 144.
[08/28/18 18:00:39] kocka, GDI, [Sanyi], and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/18 03:06:18] kocka [1177/1405] has come upon Darwick [770/1109] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 23:46:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/30/18 12:27:46] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 6 with their belt. 0 days, 02:23:13 is added to kocka's timer towards level 144.
[08/30/18 15:50:04] kocka, gyilkos, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/18 00:06:18] kocka [687/1405] has come upon GDI [577/1532] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 17:21:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/31/18 10:06:17] kocka [1137/1405] has come upon Qpe [962/1234] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 05:51:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/31/18 15:06:17] kocka [1142/1405] has come upon Darwick [1063/1109] and rocked it! 1 day, 16:46:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/31/18 19:15:39] kocka, [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/18 01:21:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 22:47:08 toward level 144.
[09/01/18 12:09:49] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:25:31 is removed from their time toward level 144.
[09/01/18 15:50:20] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 231 damage. 0 days, 02:23:19 is added to kocka's timer towards level 144.
[09/01/18 21:12:58] kocka [564/1412] has come upon Qpe [1145/1234] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 02:26:38 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/02/18 17:06:19] kocka [620/1412] has come upon Sanyi [944/1416] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 21:07:22 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/04/18 15:23:27] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 14 days, 15:16:40 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[09/05/18 11:33:55] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 40 days, 04:41:08 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[09/05/18 20:45:33] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and luI [1524/3875] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and kocka [1849/3832] and lost! 3 days, 02:34:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/18 06:24:23] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/18 17:06:17] kocka [1245/1412] has come upon Qpe [333/1234] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 14:09:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/08/18 03:06:18] Qpe [56/1234] has come upon kocka [1349/1412] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:21:55 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/08/18 14:47:20] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 05:51:35 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[09/09/18 10:35:17] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/18 14:38:19] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 16:55:57 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[09/10/18 15:06:17] Sanyi [1074/1445] has come upon kocka [404/1412] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:36:53 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/11/18 06:58:31] [Sanyi], kocka, and DarwickAK [52/4017] have team battled peta, Darwick, and Hunger [477/3444] and lost! 0 days, 23:42:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/18 10:39:55] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 19 with their belt. 0 days, 02:24:37 is added to kocka's timer towards level 145.
[09/12/18 04:54:35] Joska, kocka, [Sanyi], and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/18 12:06:18] kocka [1132/1412] has come upon Kiinga [1082/1369] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 22:13:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/13/18 04:01:27] kocka, gyilkos, [Sanyi], and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/18 18:06:17] Qpe [605/1235] has come upon kocka [711/1412] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 11:36:26 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/14/18 04:45:58] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/18 10:12:53] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 46. 0 days, 02:24:36 is added to kocka's timer towards level 145.
[09/15/18 00:06:16] kocka [339/1412] has come upon Qpe [307/1235] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 23:19:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/16/18 13:35:30] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 18 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:24:32 is added to kocka's timer towards level 145.
[09/17/18 02:06:19] DarwickAK [726/1262] has come upon kocka [1051/1412] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 21:54:54 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/17/18 13:26:34] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:35:58 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[09/18/18 08:30:52] Joska, Sanyi, and Darwick [2164/3958] have team battled kocka, Kiinga, and [Sanyi] [1584/4130] and won! 0 days, 13:59:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 13:35:52] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:01:43 towards level 145.
[09/21/18 20:33:42] gyilkos [910/1395] has come upon kocka [398/1412] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 00:05:12 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[09/21/18 21:40:55] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:49 towards level 145.
[09/22/18 05:44:12] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/18 07:04:36] Joska [676/1413] has come upon kocka [809/1398] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 29 days, 08:34:45 is added to Joska's clock.
[09/22/18 17:04:35] kocka [371/1398] has come upon wabbit_ [814/1104] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:15:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/22/18 18:46:49] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:26:56 towards level 145.
[09/23/18 18:50:32] kocka, gyilkos, Kiinga, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/18 18:50:45] Qpe [929/1235] has come upon kocka [1054/1398] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:46:42 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/24/18 11:06:09] Darwick [784/1100] has come upon kocka [781/1398] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 23:20:53 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/24/18 14:59:06] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 04:56:11 is removed from their time toward level 145.
[09/24/18 18:39:41] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 97. 0 days, 02:24:16 is added to kocka's timer towards level 145.
[09/25/18 18:30:42] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 34 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:24:57 is added to kocka's timer towards level 145.
[09/25/18 20:04:36] Darwick [384/1100] has come upon kocka [1124/1398] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 10:56:36 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/26/18 01:04:35] [Sanyi] [783/1349] has come upon kocka [1314/1398] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 01:37:39 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/26/18 09:43:28] Qpe, Joska, and peta [1060/3953] have team battled [Sanyi], gyilkos, and kocka [1494/4164] and lost! 9 days, 07:51:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/18 12:04:51] kocka, luI, Kiinga, and Joska have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/18 15:21:20] GDI, kocka, and Joska [1650/4353] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and Qpe [211/3889] and won! 0 days, 05:01:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/18 02:04:36] Hunger [597/1057] has come upon kocka [849/1408] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 05:15:35 is added to Hunger's clock.
[09/28/18 06:33:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 15:21:17 toward level 145.
[09/28/18 14:23:10] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 141 with their belt. 0 days, 02:24:24 is added to kocka's timer towards level 145.
[09/28/18 17:59:07] kocka [402/1408] has come upon Darwick [519/1100] and got flexed on in combat! 28 days, 09:19:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/28/18 18:03:44] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 45 days, 19:10:11 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[09/28/18 18:04:33] kocka [938/1408] has come upon Joska [54/1413] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 09:30:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/29/18 14:04:34] kocka [1203/1408] has come upon Qpe [629/1235] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 09:33:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/30/18 02:32:09] kocka [142/1408] has come upon IRPGbot [845/1609] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 18:22:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/01/18 06:34:17] DarwickAK, kocka, and peta [3564/3975] have team battled Darwick, Hunger, and luI [2890/3427] and won! 5 days, 05:11:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/18 16:55:06] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, kocka, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/18 16:55:11] kocka [109/1408] has come upon DarwickAK [562/1262] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 08:09:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/01/18 16:55:42] kocka [670/1408] has come upon DarwickAK [485/1262] and gave em what was coming! 19 days, 16:22:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/02/18 09:32:10] Qpe [397/1235] has come upon kocka [12/1408] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 05:18:21 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/02/18 11:25:48] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/18 19:32:11] Sanyi [271/1445] has come upon kocka [301/1408] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 11:39:03 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/03/18 09:24:07] Hunger, kocka, GDI, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/18 09:24:07] GDI [1045/1525] has come upon kocka [1037/1408] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 03:36:42 is removed from GDI's clock.
[10/03/18 12:01:28] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:05:28 towards level 146.
[10/04/18 04:53:01] kocka died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:33:37 from level 146.
[10/04/18 16:32:09] luI [441/1270] has come upon kocka [901/1408] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:00:48 is added to luI's clock.
[10/04/18 21:32:11] kocka [1370/1408] has come upon Joska [1323/1413] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 18:16:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/05/18 09:28:29] kocka [423/1408] has come upon gyilkos [1295/1407] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 22:13:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/05/18 12:32:12] kocka [645/1408] has come upon [Sanyi] [1201/1349] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:08:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/05/18 16:08:36] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:50:02 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[10/06/18 03:32:11] kocka [1291/1408] has come upon gyilkos [1079/1407] and fucked they ass up! 6 days, 17:22:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/06/18 03:32:11] In the fierce battle, gyilkos dropped his level 73 ring! kocka picks it up, tossing his old level 71 ring to gyilkos.
[10/06/18 05:06:49] kocka, Darwick, and wabbit_ [1154/3614] have team battled Qpe, Hunger, and [Sanyi] [2666/3648] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/18 09:54:30] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka [2671/4077] have team battled GDI, Joska, and Darwick [1565/4038] and won! 0 days, 07:16:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/18 03:50:05] Qpe, kocka, GDI, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/18 14:32:09] Sanyi [969/1445] has come upon kocka [613/1410] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:15 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/08/18 00:30:59] Hunger, kocka, luI, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/18 06:21:39] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/18 06:43:46] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/18 15:32:42] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 4 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:25:49 is added to kocka's timer towards level 146.
[10/09/18 21:32:11] Kiinga [518/1369] has come upon kocka [133/1410] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 09:34:53 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[10/10/18 03:36:14] [Sanyi], kocka, luI, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/18 07:32:11] DarwickAK [923/1262] has come upon kocka [948/1410] and realized it was a bad decision! 24 days, 14:02:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/11/18 01:15:35] DarwickAK [136/1262] has come upon kocka [776/1410] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 02:47:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/11/18 05:39:12] kocka [764/1410] has come upon [Sanyi] [712/1349] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 02:58:38 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/11/18 15:14:42] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 244. 0 days, 02:25:20 is added to kocka's timer towards level 146.
[10/11/18 18:55:13] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 07:57:39 is removed from their time toward level 146.
[10/12/18 04:32:11] kocka [1258/1410] has come upon luI [462/1270] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:25:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/12/18 07:30:57] kocka [598/1410] has come upon Darwick [233/1105] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:29:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/12/18 13:12:33] kocka [628/1410] has come upon Qpe [925/1242] and realized it was a bad decision! 16 days, 08:12:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/14/18 06:32:12] kocka [353/1410] has come upon Sanyi [776/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 04:14:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/14/18 21:32:11] peta [1269/1317] has come upon kocka [89/1410] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 00:55:33 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/15/18 04:05:05] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 03:41:47 from level 147.
[10/15/18 10:39:30] kocka burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! kocka's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/15/18 22:11:24] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 09:47:37 towards level 147.
[10/15/18 23:31:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 116 days, 23:50:42 toward level 147.
[10/16/18 03:32:12] kocka [815/1401] has come upon Qpe [1038/1245] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 21:28:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/17/18 06:49:15] Joska, Kiinga, and GDI [1001/4296] have team battled Qpe, [Sanyi], and kocka [3643/3995] and lost! 1 day, 01:10:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/18 14:20:43] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 18 damage. 0 days, 02:26:34 is added to kocka's timer towards level 147.
[10/17/18 22:22:22] gyilkos, Hunger, kocka, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/18 04:19:15] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:45:57 towards level 147.
[10/18/18 17:52:16] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 09:30:02 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[10/19/18 13:42:23] kocka [491/1401] has come upon Darwick [518/1114] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 09:49:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/19/18 17:43:22] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 15 damage. 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to kocka's timer towards level 147.
[10/19/18 20:22:38] Kiinga and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/18 02:32:11] kocka [563/1401] has come upon gyilkos [557/1405] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 22:21:59 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/20/18 07:17:35] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:51:01 towards level 147.
[10/20/18 13:53:53] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:10:59 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[10/20/18 13:53:53] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 29 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:26:15 is added to kocka's timer towards level 147.
[10/20/18 18:23:04] Darwick, Kiinga, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/18 18:59:39] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/18 21:06:48] kocka EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:58:18 from level 147.
[10/20/18 22:32:11] kocka [946/1401] has come upon Darwick [497/1114] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 16:24:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/21/18 10:29:54] kocka [300/1401] has come upon Sanyi [729/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 06:56:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/21/18 13:32:10] kocka [1128/1401] has come upon Darwick [411/1114] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 18:37:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/21/18 18:32:11] Joska [1153/1433] has come upon kocka [717/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 07:34:48 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/22/18 00:08:44] Hunger [836/1057] has come upon kocka [58/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 02:59:06 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[10/22/18 13:36:01] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:01:50 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[10/22/18 13:36:01] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 103. 0 days, 02:26:45 is added to kocka's timer towards level 147.
[10/22/18 15:38:57] DarwickAK, kocka, [Sanyi], and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/18 09:13:47] cateye [96/392] has come upon kocka [800/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:49:59 is added to cateye's clock.
[10/23/18 10:49:24] Darwick, kocka, and [Sanyi] [1266/3864] have team battled Joska, Sanyi, and peta [272/4196] and won! 1 day, 03:19:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 17:07:31] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 17:12:11 is removed from their time toward level 147.
[10/24/18 01:32:11] Kiinga [1245/1358] has come upon kocka [1383/1401] and realized it was a bad decision! 21 days, 21:14:36 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[10/24/18 04:07:19] cateye [118/392] has come upon kocka [1050/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:49:29 is added to cateye's clock.
[10/25/18 08:18:15] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:10 towards level 147.
[10/25/18 13:07:00] Joska, Kiinga, and kocka [2074/4192] have team battled GDI, Darwick, and peta [1887/3962] and won! 0 days, 03:09:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/18 20:44:49] Sanyi, Joska, kocka, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/18 22:32:09] Kiinga [335/1358] has come upon kocka [798/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 01:32:50 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[10/26/18 00:29:23] kocka [867/1401] has come upon peta [23/1317] and straight stomped them in combat! 45 days, 06:28:51 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/26/18 18:07:53] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 22:35:21 towards level 148.
[10/27/18 00:47:14] GDI, DarwickAK, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/18 01:35:25] kocka [306/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [1118/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 04:27:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/27/18 05:27:29] cateye, kocka, and GDI [1402/3402] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and Hunger [177/3779] and won! 0 days, 00:51:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/18 10:05:47] Sanyi [974/1446] has come upon kocka [497/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:20:40 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[10/28/18 09:32:09] Hunger [310/1057] has come upon kocka [894/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:14:42 is added to Hunger's clock.
[10/28/18 14:32:12] Hunger [764/1057] has come upon kocka [473/1401] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 11:32:44 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[10/29/18 10:35:13] Sanyi, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/18 01:32:11] Qpe [550/1237] has come upon kocka [115/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 18:55:06 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/30/18 16:16:32] kocka, luI, and Sanyi [3540/4117] have team battled Qpe, cateye, and Hunger [224/2721] and won! 0 days, 00:19:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/18 22:53:48] cateye [369/427] has come upon kocka [51/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:32:58 is removed from cateye's clock.
[10/31/18 07:45:43] kocka, Joska, and Darwick [2675/3941] have team battled GDI, luI, and [Sanyi] [732/4204] and won! 10 days, 05:18:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 17:45:13] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and Qpe [2439/3956] have team battled Hunger, kocka, and Darwick [3288/3565] and lost! 3 days, 23:32:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/18 08:32:08] kocka [387/1401] has come upon Joska [1284/1433] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 08:51:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/01/18 14:46:28] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 07:35:49 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[11/01/18 14:46:28] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 9 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:27:00 is added to kocka's timer towards level 148.
[11/02/18 09:32:11] wabbit_ [105/1109] has come upon kocka [1057/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:23:14 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[11/02/18 14:32:09] Hunger [142/1057] has come upon kocka [365/1401] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 14:20:09 is added to Hunger's clock.
[11/02/18 15:56:17] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/18 19:46:29] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:27:35 towards level 148.
[11/03/18 09:55:12] Sanyi, GDI, kocka, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/18 10:44:56] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:53:30 towards level 148.
[11/03/18 18:26:38] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/18 09:47:15] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:49:03 towards level 148.
[11/05/18 22:32:12] kocka [572/1401] has come upon DarwickAK [1211/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 21:35:39 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/06/18 01:05:04] Qpe, luI, and GDI [1627/4092] have team battled Sanyi, [Sanyi], and kocka [3371/4196] and lost! 0 days, 08:31:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/18 08:32:11] kocka [19/1401] has come upon [Sanyi] [89/1349] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 21:15:54 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/06/18 09:51:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 9 days, 02:58:32 toward level 148.
[11/06/18 10:21:11] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:45:18 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[11/06/18 16:10:51] kocka was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:36:37 from level 148.
[11/07/18 06:41:23] Sanyi, kocka, Qpe, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/18 19:32:09] kocka [548/1401] has come upon Darwick [128/1107] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 06:28:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/08/18 04:47:31] Qpe stole kocka's level 73 ring while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 72 ring behind, which kocka then takes.
[11/08/18 10:47:15] GDI, kocka, peta, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/18 13:43:39] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 11:24:48 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[11/08/18 15:32:11] [Sanyi] [233/1349] has come upon kocka [999/1400] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 13:01:44 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/09/18 22:25:02] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:35 towards level 148.
[11/10/18 09:45:06] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:50:00 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[11/11/18 13:32:09] GDI [206/1585] has come upon kocka [967/1400] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 23:47:25 is added to GDI's clock.
[11/11/18 18:32:11] Hunger [772/1057] has come upon kocka [59/1400] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 21:28:22 is removed from Hunger's clock.
[11/12/18 01:18:46] DarwickAK, kocka, Qpe, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/18 09:27:09] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 98 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:27:13 is added to kocka's timer towards level 148.
[11/12/18 13:07:38] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 35. 0 days, 02:27:13 is added to kocka's timer towards level 148.
[11/12/18 14:27:49] kocka got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:58:24 from level 148.
[11/13/18 09:18:08] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:34:02 is removed from their time toward level 148.
[11/13/18 09:18:08] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 31 damage. 0 days, 02:27:25 is added to kocka's timer towards level 148.
[11/13/18 20:32:10] kocka [814/1400] has come upon GDI [313/1585] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:58:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/14/18 09:33:33] kocka [9/1400] has come upon Sanyi [1031/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 09:36:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/14/18 12:49:39] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 32 days, 00:06:46 is removed from their time toward level 149.
[11/14/18 14:06:20] Joska [1257/1433] has come upon kocka [515/1400] and straight stomped them in combat! 51 days, 03:03:19 is removed from Joska's clock.
[11/15/18 02:32:11] kocka [1288/1400] has come upon peta [832/1317] and straight stomped them in combat! 44 days, 20:05:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/15/18 07:32:12] kocka [533/1400] has come upon Qpe [1005/1238] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 19:22:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/15/18 20:48:01] Joska, DarwickAK, kocka, and Hunger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/18 22:24:11] kocka [469/1400] has come upon Sanyi [798/1503] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 19:52:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/15/18 22:32:12] kocka [674/1400] has come upon DarwickAK [544/1273] and rocked it! 36 days, 09:25:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/16/18 08:51:17] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 18 days, 15:25:10 is removed from their time toward level 149.
[11/16/18 17:50:26] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/18 03:33:36] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:36:14 towards level 149.
[11/17/18 09:32:12] kocka [1175/1400] has come upon [Sanyi] [1047/1355] and rocked it! 12 days, 05:02:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/17/18 20:30:12] cateye, [Sanyi], and kocka [1490/3300] have team battled Hunger, luI, and Qpe [8/3551] and won! 0 days, 08:26:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/18 13:13:46] Joska, kocka, gyilkos, and wabbit_ have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/18 14:35:37] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:06:30 towards level 149.
[11/19/18 04:26:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 7 days, 06:49:27 toward level 149.
[11/19/18 21:58:35] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:14 towards level 149.
[11/20/18 02:32:11] DarwickAK [517/1273] has come upon kocka [794/1400] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 15:03:48 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/20/18 09:11:40] Joska, kocka, peta, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/18 12:32:10] kocka [445/1400] has come upon GDI [280/1601] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 14:38:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/21/18 11:46:40] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 01:38:41 is removed from their time toward level 149.
[11/21/18 17:12:36] kocka, luI, and GDI [394/4271] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and Qpe [1454/3763] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/18 11:37:35] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 19:24:19 is removed from their time toward level 149.
[11/23/18 07:49:25] kocka [291/1400] has come upon Qpe [482/1224] and realized it was a bad decision! 18 days, 02:14:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/23/18 10:12:57] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 17:13:20 towards level 150.
[11/23/18 18:53:30] gyilkos [18/1416] has come upon kocka [104/1400] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 09:52:59 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[11/25/18 07:32:09] kocka [1232/1400] has come upon cateye [362/546] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 15:31:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/25/18 07:52:38] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 09:25:20 towards level 150.
[11/25/18 09:25:48] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/18 17:32:11] kocka [978/1400] has come upon GDI [659/1615] and straight stomped them in combat! 40 days, 23:52:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/25/18 22:32:11] kocka [308/1400] has come upon luI [1048/1270] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 16:02:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/26/18 00:04:30] Kiinga, GDI, and Sanyi [3470/4471] have team battled gyilkos, Qpe, and kocka [1354/4045] and won! 0 days, 12:15:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/18 03:32:10] Sanyi [173/1503] has come upon kocka [880/1400] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 05:48:45 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/26/18 23:00:23] kocka, gyilkos, Darwick, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/18 23:32:12] peta [1122/1317] has come upon kocka [811/1400] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 14:57:36 is removed from peta's clock.
[11/27/18 14:32:09] kocka [153/1400] has come upon [Sanyi] [223/1355] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 02:55:05 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/28/18 18:03:44] Kiinga, kocka, and peta [148/4054] have team battled Darwick, cateye, and [Sanyi] [1455/3010] and lost! 4 days, 18:38:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/18 22:17:24] kocka left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kocka's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/29/18 00:36:01] kocka walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:26:46 from level 150.
[11/29/18 11:32:12] cateye [10/546] has come upon kocka [196/1357] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:15:43 is added to cateye's clock.
[11/29/18 16:32:12] luI [616/1270] has come upon kocka [1126/1357] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 18:49:24 is added to luI's clock.
[11/30/18 05:37:58] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:43:34 towards level 150.
[11/30/18 10:25:46] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 276 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:29:17 is added to kocka's timer towards level 150.
[12/01/18 06:36:17] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 218 with their belt. 0 days, 02:29:54 is added to kocka's timer towards level 150.
[12/01/18 08:46:27] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 01:36:20 from level 150.
[12/01/18 09:29:56] Joska [508/1433] has come upon kocka [925/1357] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 05:28:36 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/01/18 10:16:48] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 00:26:18 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[12/01/18 13:32:09] peta [618/1337] has come upon kocka [90/1357] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 13:25:32 is removed from peta's clock.
[12/02/18 23:05:30] gyilkos [710/1400] has come upon kocka [1087/1357] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 23:51:44 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/03/18 00:32:11] kocka [204/1357] has come upon Darwick [367/1103] and got flexed on in combat! 15 days, 11:08:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/03/18 09:15:47] kocka and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/18 10:32:10] kocka [785/1357] has come upon luI [23/1270] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 06:30:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/03/18 14:18:50] Kiinga [1173/1337] has come upon kocka [1270/1357] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 23:18:27 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/03/18 14:19:17] Kiinga [599/1337] has come upon kocka [407/1357] and rocked it! 2 days, 01:41:13 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[12/05/18 06:00:28] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 23 days, 12:34:37 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[12/05/18 11:21:27] kocka, Ajvorl, and peta [2745/4164] have team battled GDI, Qpe, and DarwickAK [2250/4155] and won! 1 day, 06:59:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/18 12:32:11] Darwick [1034/1103] has come upon kocka [979/1368] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 01:18:18 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/05/18 16:48:24] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:39:01 towards level 150.
[12/06/18 13:32:12] Sanyi [225/1503] has come upon kocka [268/1368] and got flexed on in combat! 7 days, 03:14:16 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[12/06/18 17:10:44] kocka [1313/1368] has come upon Joska [590/1433] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 04:38:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/07/18 05:42:26] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 259 damage. 0 days, 02:29:48 is added to kocka's timer towards level 150.
[12/07/18 11:48:19] kocka fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:32:29 from level 150.
[12/07/18 15:43:29] GDI, kocka, peta, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/18 01:32:10] cateye [488/554] has come upon kocka [478/1368] and rocked it! 1 day, 23:50:28 is removed from cateye's clock.
[12/09/18 09:04:55] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 19:50:44 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[12/10/18 02:32:11] kocka [115/1368] has come upon Joska [634/1433] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:55:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/10/18 05:15:27] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 14:14:57 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[12/10/18 08:55:57] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 00:04:15 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[12/10/18 09:20:54] kocka got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:55:43 from level 150.
[12/11/18 05:06:31] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 03:23:45 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[12/11/18 12:07:48] DarwickAK, kocka, and luI [2243/3885] have team battled [Sanyi], cateye, and Darwick [104/3017] and won! 0 days, 14:09:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 11:08:19] Qpe, DarwickAK, and [Sanyi] [3577/3888] have team battled kocka, luI, and Ajvorl [1631/4065] and won! 0 days, 06:19:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 19:32:10] Qpe [924/1254] has come upon kocka [977/1368] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 10:27:54 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/12/18 21:04:09] GDI, Joska, and DarwickAK [3831/4333] have team battled Kiinga, cateye, and kocka [485/3265] and won! 0 days, 02:28:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/18 02:44:55] Joska, GDI, kocka, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/18 02:45:04] Qpe [850/1254] has come upon kocka [747/1368] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 05:06:16 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[12/13/18 08:29:03] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 00:21:44 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[12/13/18 23:44:36] Sanyi, Joska, kocka, and cateye have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/18 01:31:00] GDI, Ajvorl, and Kiinga [1376/4417] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and kocka [2943/4002] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/18 06:32:12] Kiinga [523/1337] has come upon kocka [1012/1368] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 21:52:44 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/14/18 21:32:09] kocka [1018/1368] has come upon Darwick [786/1105] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 12:42:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/15/18 03:09:10] kocka, cateye, gyilkos, and Ajvorl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/18 03:24:26] Ajvorl [1143/1459] has come upon kocka [1318/1368] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 11:40:47 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[12/15/18 08:10:59] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 02:43:21 is removed from their time toward level 150.
[12/15/18 11:07:55] kocka [1298/1368] has come upon IRPGbot [294/1688] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 00:52:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/15/18 16:37:30] GDI, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [2796/4382] have team battled Darwick, peta, and kocka [1684/3810] and won! 3 days, 09:39:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/18 08:01:56] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 21:38:51 is removed from their time toward level 151.
[12/17/18 07:52:54] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 98 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:30:00 is added to kocka's timer towards level 151.
[12/17/18 11:46:35] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 02:51:11 from level 151.
[12/17/18 12:48:54] kocka [895/1375] has come upon Joska [1036/1464] and got flexed on in combat! 23 days, 04:23:54 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/18/18 01:59:33] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/18 05:45:57] kocka, [Sanyi], Ajvorl, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/18 08:36:19] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/18 10:32:10] luI [573/1241] has come upon kocka [67/1375] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 22:26:28 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/18/18 12:58:59] Ajvorl, Sanyi, and GDI [1609/4610] have team battled peta, Qpe, and kocka [1284/3966] and won! 0 days, 01:02:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/18 03:54:27] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 16:09:21 is removed from their time toward level 151.
[12/19/18 07:34:59] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 23:15:04 is removed from their time toward level 151.
[12/20/18 12:20:44] kocka [571/1375] has come upon [Sanyi] [1127/1355] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 05:42:47 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/20/18 20:58:26] kocka, Ajvorl, and DarwickAK [3929/4113] have team battled Qpe, luI, and [Sanyi] [1690/3850] and won! 7 days, 02:47:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/18 22:32:12] Kiinga [438/1337] has come upon kocka [924/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 22:58:55 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/21/18 07:31:33] kocka walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:17:18 from level 151.
[12/23/18 23:54:55] kocka, peta, cateye, and Ajvorl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/18 03:09:31] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 71 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:30:22 is added to kocka's timer towards level 151.
[12/24/18 06:32:09] Kiinga [857/1337] has come upon kocka [1352/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 07:25:01 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/24/18 13:07:38] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/18 15:54:38] Darwick, GDI, and peta [2014/4078] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and kocka [3412/4093] and lost! 2 days, 00:31:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/18 23:51:43] luI [89/1241] has come upon kocka [313/1375] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 18 days, 02:21:24 is added to luI's clock.
[12/25/18 06:36:16] Kiinga [335/1337] has come upon kocka [740/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 22:05:17 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/25/18 22:32:10] kocka [978/1375] has come upon GDI [764/1635] and rocked it! 22 days, 18:45:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/27/18 06:22:57] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 09:37:59 is removed from their time toward level 151.
[12/27/18 19:32:10] kocka [1310/1375] has come upon Sanyi [258/1526] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 13:01:02 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/28/18 10:32:10] GDI [936/1635] has come upon kocka [232/1375] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:19:50 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/28/18 20:50:40] Sanyi, Joska, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/18 00:08:42] kocka [294/1375] has come upon Qpe [219/1254] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 03:57:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/29/18 11:07:58] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:57:17 towards level 151.
[12/29/18 17:54:59] Ajvorl, kocka, luI, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/18 02:08:39] kocka [894/1375] has come upon Darwick [979/1106] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 01:52:42 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/31/18 04:53:41] kocka got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:28:59 from level 151.
[12/31/18 07:08:41] Joska [655/1464] has come upon kocka [1003/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 18:16:31 is added to Joska's clock.
[12/31/18 14:12:06] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:45:16 is removed from their time toward level 151.
[12/31/18 19:01:38] Kiinga, kocka, luI, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/18 22:08:42] kocka [330/1375] has come upon Joska [547/1464] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 19:52:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/31/18 22:38:04] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:02 towards level 151.
[01/01/19 06:32:50] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:37 towards level 151.
[01/01/19 09:08:55] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/19 16:20:02] Ajvorl, kocka, cateye, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/19 17:43:42] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 1 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:30:59 is added to kocka's timer towards level 151.
[01/01/19 18:08:40] kocka [1184/1375] has come upon Qpe [298/1254] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:04:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/01/19 23:08:40] kocka [766/1375] has come upon Joska [172/1464] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/02/19 15:31:23] kocka, Qpe, [Sanyi], and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/19 15:31:27] [Sanyi] [244/1369] has come upon kocka [731/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 07:43:46 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/02/19 15:31:32] Sanyi [323/1510] has come upon kocka [1268/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 07:05:18 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/02/19 18:23:19] cateye, DarwickAK, and luI [2620/3193] have team battled Qpe, Kiinga, and kocka [996/3971] and won! 0 days, 21:13:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/19 18:56:47] kocka [1087/1375] has come upon Ajvorl [118/1512] and straight stomped them in combat! 46 days, 14:09:38 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/03/19 07:50:39] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/19 10:08:42] kocka [736/1375] has come upon DarwickAK [328/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 17:01:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/03/19 17:25:50] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 80. 0 days, 02:31:26 is added to kocka's timer towards level 152.
[01/03/19 20:08:41] Qpe [146/1254] has come upon kocka [464/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 19:10:19 is added to Qpe's clock.
[01/03/19 21:19:11] peta [110/1338] has come upon kocka [776/1375] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 21:38:23 is added to peta's clock.
[01/06/19 09:41:44] kocka [277/1375] has come upon Hunger [656/1057] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 23:33:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/06/19 15:50:13] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:42:12 towards level 152.
[01/06/19 16:58:47] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 118 with their belt. 0 days, 02:31:27 is added to kocka's timer towards level 152.
[01/06/19 23:08:43] [Sanyi] [940/1387] has come upon kocka [194/1375] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 19:08:06 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/07/19 00:21:58] kocka, peta, and Kiinga [2292/4057] have team battled Ajvorl, Joska, and [Sanyi] [3189/4369] and lost! 1 day, 08:02:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/19 13:00:19] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 5 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:31:15 is added to kocka's timer towards level 152.
[01/09/19 06:08:40] kocka [641/1375] has come upon Qpe [863/1254] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 6 days, 12:14:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/09/19 11:11:12] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/19 12:51:19] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 15:58:06 is removed from their time toward level 152.
[01/09/19 18:18:08] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:03:43 towards level 152.
[01/10/19 11:09:50] gyilkos, kocka, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/19 11:09:55] kocka [162/1375] has come upon gyilkos [1396/1409] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 05:48:10 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/10/19 22:08:43] Kiinga [868/1357] has come upon kocka [307/1375] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 20:50:46 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[01/11/19 10:16:39] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/19 15:44:06] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/19 17:29:46] kocka [431/1375] has come upon peta [512/1326] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 23:28:41 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/11/19 21:10:31] kocka was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:38:46 from level 152.
[01/13/19 15:08:39] kocka [626/1375] has come upon Qpe [485/1254] and gave em what was coming! 9 days, 03:44:59 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/14/19 06:08:42] kocka [516/1375] has come upon DarwickAK [1105/1279] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 05:47:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/14/19 15:46:52] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 10:05:39 is removed from their time toward level 152.
[01/15/19 04:52:24] [Sanyi] [817/1378] has come upon kocka [241/1375] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 14:52:47 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/15/19 05:44:09] kocka [24/1375] has come upon Ajvorl [1448/1520] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 06:27:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/15/19 13:31:18] kocka, Darwick, [Sanyi], and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/19 10:43:25] Hunger, kocka, Qpe, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/19 15:29:01] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 22. 0 days, 02:31:22 is added to kocka's timer towards level 152.
[01/17/19 04:13:30] peta, luI, and cateye [2586/3540] have team battled kocka, Ajvorl, and Sanyi [1566/4419] and won! 0 days, 09:51:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/19 08:42:49] Ajvorl, Hunger, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/19 14:08:39] kocka [168/1375] has come upon Kiinga [1322/1357] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 06:58:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/17/19 22:25:18] kocka burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! kocka's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/18/19 05:08:42] kocka [1027/1367] has come upon Hunger [853/1057] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 15:29:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/18/19 10:47:10] Hunger, Joska, kocka, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/19 18:14:57] peta [1029/1362] has come upon kocka [571/1367] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 08:22:50 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/18/19 20:08:40] kocka [834/1367] has come upon Darwick [472/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:09:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/19/19 11:08:43] peta [853/1362] has come upon kocka [778/1367] and fucked they ass up! 14 days, 10:47:17 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/20/19 11:00:25] Ajvorl, gyilkos, kocka, and cateye have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/19 14:48:52] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/19 20:20:54] Ajvorl [1103/1520] has come upon kocka [292/1367] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 03:48:53 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[01/21/19 00:54:37] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/19 01:44:25] kocka [525/1367] has come upon cateye [518/965] and rocked it! 18 days, 11:36:27 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/21/19 22:19:29] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 01:20:09 towards level 153.
[01/22/19 10:56:42] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 19:14:06 is removed from their time toward level 153.
[01/22/19 12:11:26] Ajvorl, Hunger, and DarwickAK [1251/3856] have team battled kocka, luI, and gyilkos [2319/4017] and lost! 0 days, 09:59:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/19 18:10:38] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:42:18 towards level 153.
[01/23/19 20:55:22] cateye, luI, and DarwickAK [3115/3506] have team battled Darwick, kocka, and Kiinga [1400/3799] and won! 1 day, 07:17:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/19 23:57:50] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:51:39 towards level 153.
[01/24/19 18:53:41] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:57:44 towards level 153.
[01/25/19 02:10:42] kocka [496/1367] has come upon luI [293/1262] and fucked they ass up! 17 days, 02:41:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/25/19 12:43:55] peta [881/1362] has come upon kocka [1084/1367] and got flexed on in combat! 26 days, 22:02:12 is added to peta's clock.
[01/25/19 15:37:45] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:50:13 towards level 153.
[01/26/19 08:26:30] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/19 19:36:50] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:19:50 towards level 153.
[01/27/19 03:41:57] GDI, cateye, and kocka [3971/3972] have team battled Qpe, luI, and DarwickAK [101/3795] and won! 0 days, 06:25:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/19 02:07:23] Sanyi stole kocka's level 72 ring while they were sleeping! Sanyi leaves his old level 71 ring behind, which kocka then takes.
[01/28/19 06:08:07] cateye [941/962] has come upon kocka [507/1366] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 23:35:09 is removed from cateye's clock.
[01/28/19 10:02:41] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 09:54:26 is removed from their time toward level 153.
[01/28/19 20:10:41] DarwickAK [1189/1279] has come upon kocka [192/1366] and straight stomped them in combat! 63 days, 13:04:52 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[01/29/19 06:10:42] [Sanyi] [772/1409] has come upon kocka [834/1366] and realized it was a bad decision! 22 days, 07:08:50 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/29/19 19:36:24] GDI [424/1644] has come upon kocka [458/1366] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 31 days, 09:55:43 is added to GDI's clock.
[01/30/19 01:10:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 19 days, 21:28:48 toward level 153.
[01/30/19 13:25:14] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 66 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:32:29 is added to kocka's timer towards level 153.
[01/31/19 04:31:16] kocka, [Sanyi], and peta [3191/4145] have team battled Sanyi, Ajvorl, and Hunger [1952/4102] and won! 1 day, 10:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/19 10:07:43] kocka [654/1366] has come upon luI [47/1262] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:20:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/31/19 13:10:40] kocka [946/1366] has come upon Sanyi [1281/1525] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:07:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/31/19 23:10:42] kocka [859/1366] has come upon Sanyi [1342/1525] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:54:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/01/19 05:10:43] Sanyi [1182/1525] has come upon kocka [271/1366] and straight stomped them in combat! 58 days, 11:51:46 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[02/01/19 07:45:18] kocka sharpened the edge of his weapon! kocka's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/19 05:26:29] Qpe, kocka, and Sanyi [3949/4182] have team battled Darwick, luI, and [Sanyi] [107/3772] and won! 0 days, 03:30:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 08:19:41] Joska [54/1483] has come upon kocka [1160/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 05:22:03 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/03/19 22:52:38] kocka and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 00:15:35] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/19 03:10:41] GDI [1506/1644] has come upon kocka [1124/1403] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 12:48:28 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/06/19 00:04:30] kocka [787/1403] has come upon DarwickAK [89/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 57 days, 06:32:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/06/19 08:41:48] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 40 days, 05:00:12 is removed from their time toward level 154.
[02/07/19 05:47:29] kocka [1391/1403] has come upon DarwickAK [466/1279] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 18:50:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/07/19 19:44:50] kocka got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:53:36 from level 154.
[02/07/19 20:10:43] kocka [1334/1403] has come upon Darwick [761/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 06:57:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/08/19 01:10:41] kocka [199/1403] has come upon Joska [260/1483] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 15:56:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/09/19 16:21:01] luI, cateye, kocka, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/19 03:05:36] kocka was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:47:50 from level 154.
[02/11/19 07:56:59] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 00:56:53 is removed from their time toward level 154.
[02/11/19 08:15:55] Qpe, kocka, Joska, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/19 11:37:28] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 16 damage. 0 days, 02:33:46 is added to kocka's timer towards level 154.
[02/12/19 10:10:39] Joska [898/1483] has come upon kocka [944/1403] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 48 days, 23:18:29 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/12/19 11:28:28] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 118. 0 days, 02:33:11 is added to kocka's timer towards level 154.
[02/12/19 15:10:41] DarwickAK [1269/1279] has come upon kocka [834/1403] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 13:38:00 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/12/19 23:52:34] kocka [789/1403] has come upon Ajvorl [1073/1527] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 22:44:50 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/13/19 01:10:43] Ajvorl [1166/1527] has come upon kocka [1389/1403] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 23:00:19 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[02/13/19 06:10:39] kocka [842/1403] has come upon GDI [232/1643] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 06:28:02 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/13/19 11:19:28] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:07:27 is removed from their time toward level 154.
[02/13/19 11:50:02] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:28 towards level 154.
[02/14/19 00:49:39] GDI, Ajvorl, and Kiinga [4410/4501] have team battled kocka, DarwickAK, and Sanyi [2199/4207] and won! 1 day, 00:38:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/19 07:30:00] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:23:04 is removed from their time toward level 154.
[02/14/19 12:10:40] kocka [645/1403] has come upon peta [477/1370] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:42:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/14/19 20:55:32] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:07 towards level 154.
[02/15/19 01:58:10] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:03 towards level 154.
[02/15/19 07:35:52] kocka [215/1403] has come upon luI [140/1262] and fucked they ass up! 36 days, 01:05:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/15/19 17:57:00] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 22:11:27 towards level 155.
[02/15/19 18:07:59] kocka [220/1403] has come upon Joska [1050/1483] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 20:24:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/16/19 07:11:59] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 18:05:39 is removed from their time toward level 155.
[02/17/19 14:51:58] kocka was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 15:22:11 from level 155.
[02/18/19 21:10:41] GDI [394/1643] has come upon kocka [926/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 19:13:35 is added to GDI's clock.
[02/18/19 22:01:57] luI, kocka, Kiinga, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/19 17:10:41] cateye [280/965] has come upon kocka [1287/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 21:28:36 is added to cateye's clock.
[02/19/19 23:41:50] kocka, Ajvorl, Kiinga, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/19 19:14:13] Sanyi, luI, kocka, and Ajvorl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/19 19:16:58] Ajvorl [652/1527] has come upon kocka [868/1403] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 17:54:22 is added to Ajvorl's clock.
[02/21/19 02:03:00] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:14:19 towards level 155.
[02/21/19 09:10:39] kocka [1317/1403] has come upon Sanyi [6/1525] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 20:42:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/21/19 10:07:34] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 99 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:34:05 is added to kocka's timer towards level 155.
[02/22/19 11:26:18] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/19 20:10:42] peta [142/1381] has come upon kocka [908/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 13:46:37 is added to peta's clock.
[02/23/19 06:10:42] peta [185/1381] has come upon kocka [123/1403] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 19:30:28 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/23/19 19:25:34] Ajvorl, luI, and kocka [749/4192] have team battled Joska, Sanyi, and peta [945/4389] and lost! 3 days, 20:34:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/19 09:40:37] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 00:36:14 is removed from their time toward level 155.
[02/24/19 12:10:42] kocka [982/1415] has come upon cateye [589/965] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 15:10:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/24/19 19:14:08] Qpe, Darwick, kocka, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/19 09:10:42] kocka [703/1415] has come upon cateye [429/965] and rocked it! 1 day, 10:41:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/26/19 14:10:40] kocka [536/1415] has come upon Kiinga [487/1304] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 20:40:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/28/19 09:04:42] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:47:29 is removed from their time toward level 155.
[02/28/19 11:10:40] Joska [510/1483] has come upon kocka [669/1415] and realized it was a bad decision! 27 days, 00:46:43 is added to Joska's clock.
[02/28/19 13:58:47] kocka broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:00:29 from level 155.
[03/01/19 02:54:56] kocka [902/1415] has come upon GDI [631/1669] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 07:33:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/02/19 01:40:28] DarwickAK, kocka, and Ajvorl [3415/4214] have team battled [Sanyi], Joska, and GDI [687/4580] and won! 0 days, 03:38:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/19 04:09:31] Joska, [Sanyi], and luI [382/4173] have team battled Sanyi, Kiinga, and kocka [4052/4244] and lost! 16 days, 09:56:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/19 15:52:34] Ajvorl [881/1527] has come upon kocka [234/1415] and straight stomped them in combat! 48 days, 07:53:56 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[03/03/19 04:57:18] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:31:32 is removed from their time toward level 155.
[03/03/19 09:10:39] luI [446/1262] has come upon kocka [207/1415] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 20:21:44 is removed from luI's clock.
[03/03/19 23:18:23] Qpe, kocka, Kiinga, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/19 23:22:29] kocka [504/1415] has come upon Qpe [777/1243] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 13:04:39 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/04/19 15:10:43] Sanyi [1474/1525] has come upon kocka [457/1415] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:10:57 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/04/19 15:49:21] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:07 towards level 155.
[03/04/19 22:07:19] kocka, Joska, Ajvorl, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/19 13:41:30] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/19 21:10:43] Ajvorl [88/1527] has come upon kocka [68/1415] and gave em what was coming! 13 days, 17:27:55 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[03/06/19 01:01:14] Darwick, kocka, Ajvorl, and Kiinga have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/19 21:47:57] kocka [119/1415] has come upon peta [1167/1392] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 00:52:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/07/19 03:10:42] luI [728/1262] has come upon kocka [71/1415] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 00:20:23 is removed from luI's clock.
[03/07/19 04:21:23] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 9. 0 days, 02:35:35 is added to kocka's timer towards level 156.
[03/07/19 18:10:39] Qpe [195/1243] has come upon kocka [439/1415] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 12:42:28 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/07/19 23:28:03] GDI, luI, kocka, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/19 02:53:37] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/19 07:52:47] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 50 days, 11:19:30 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[03/08/19 22:46:13] Qpe, wabbit_, and kocka [927/3782] have team battled cateye, Joska, and luI [1428/3734] and lost! 1 day, 08:05:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/19 04:03:15] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 09:18:10 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[03/09/19 05:10:42] Darwick [33/1101] has come upon kocka [1041/1415] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 18:27:31 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/10/19 23:52:03] kocka [1032/1415] has come upon Darwick [462/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 21:29:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/11/19 02:10:40] kocka [851/1415] has come upon Sanyi [652/1525] and gave em what was coming! 17 days, 02:47:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/12/19 07:20:21] Kiinga, kocka, and GDI [4103/4385] have team battled Sanyi, Joska, and cateye [1435/4005] and won! 2 days, 08:08:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/19 09:10:41] kocka [768/1415] has come upon Darwick [364/1101] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 03:07:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/14/19 14:49:31] kocka was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:41:08 from level 156.
[03/15/19 13:40:55] luI, Qpe, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/19 02:10:43] kocka [1079/1415] has come upon gyilkos [29/1409] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:12:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/17/19 00:17:50] kocka, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [1285/4455] have team battled gyilkos, DarwickAK, and luI [178/3973] and won! 0 days, 07:20:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 01:09:35] kocka and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 03:10:43] Joska [864/1491] has come upon kocka [272/1415] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 00:14:48 is removed from Joska's clock.
[03/17/19 04:22:43] kocka [483/1415] has come upon luI [236/1278] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 05:13:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/17/19 06:31:49] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:59:14 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[03/17/19 14:00:00] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:25 towards level 156.
[03/18/19 06:22:47] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:39:19 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[03/19/19 08:32:53] kocka [1295/1415] has come upon Qpe [823/1224] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:31:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/19/19 12:39:54] Joska, Qpe, and luI [1781/3993] have team battled DarwickAK, kocka, and peta [3831/4088] and lost! 1 day, 07:38:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/19 15:10:40] kocka [275/1415] has come upon [Sanyi] [690/1563] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:25:41 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/20/19 06:04:46] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 23:45:05 is removed from their time toward level 156.
[03/20/19 06:10:42] Sanyi [1093/1525] has come upon kocka [1009/1415] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 17:53:07 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/20/19 18:42:32] Kiinga [902/1304] has come upon kocka [1008/1415] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 21:49:36 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[03/21/19 00:13:28] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:27 towards level 156.
[03/21/19 03:07:11] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/19 05:57:40] kocka [454/1415] has come upon Kiinga [280/1304] and gave em what was coming! 48 days, 05:45:38 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/21/19 17:10:43] kocka [186/1415] has come upon Qpe [970/1224] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 15:30:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/23/19 05:37:45] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 292 damage. 0 days, 02:36:52 is added to kocka's timer towards level 157.
[03/24/19 05:15:22] luI stole kocka's level 113 tunic while they were sleeping! luI leaves his old level 103 tunic behind, which kocka then takes.
[03/24/19 05:19:43] kocka and Kiinga have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/19 12:57:25] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:26:27 towards level 157.
[03/24/19 13:25:54] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/19 22:29:47] Darwick [592/1125] has come upon kocka [864/1404] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 01:21:54 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/26/19 22:37:08] kocka [589/1404] has come upon Darwick [563/1125] and gave em what was coming! 32 days, 21:10:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/27/19 01:21:22] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 11:03:04 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[03/27/19 18:10:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 34 days, 01:48:34 from level 157.
[03/27/19 19:06:41] luI, Qpe, and Sanyi [3936/4036] have team battled Kiinga, kocka, and peta [154/4100] and won! 0 days, 04:39:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/19 23:10:41] Qpe [940/1224] has come upon kocka [917/1404] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 02:38:15 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[03/28/19 04:11:00] GDI, kocka, Joska, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/19 14:10:41] gyilkos [134/1422] has come upon kocka [995/1404] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 00:40:54 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/29/19 00:10:40] DarwickAK [994/1281] has come upon kocka [23/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:20:58 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/30/19 00:54:16] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 01:17:59 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[03/31/19 09:07:26] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:31:58 towards level 157.
[03/31/19 11:01:59] kocka, Darwick, and cateye [2765/3542] have team battled DarwickAK, Ajvorl, and luI [1000/4098] and won! 0 days, 02:47:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/19 18:10:43] kocka [1290/1404] has come upon DarwickAK [160/1295] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 09:47:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/01/19 18:07:58] Darwick, kocka, and peta [3022/3937] have team battled Sanyi, luI, and cateye [846/3815] and won! 5 days, 22:57:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/19 00:10:42] kocka [1035/1404] has come upon Joska [1302/1491] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 04:28:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/02/19 05:07:45] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 06:49:20 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[04/02/19 15:10:41] kocka [646/1404] has come upon IRPGbot [1269/1701] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:02:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/03/19 01:18:16] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 16:20:21 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[04/03/19 04:58:45] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 02:15:52 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[04/03/19 05:21:30] GDI, luI, kocka, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/19 18:09:22] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/19 22:08:56] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/19 09:31:59] Sanyi, Qpe, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/19 01:00:18] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:53:12 is removed from their time toward level 157.
[04/05/19 05:14:35] Joska [730/1491] has come upon kocka [188/1404] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:01:15 is removed from Joska's clock.
[04/05/19 05:14:35] Joska has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:16:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/05/19 09:43:03] Sanyi, luI, kocka, and Ajvorl have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/19 18:47:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 4 days, 22:43:13 toward level 157.
[04/06/19 03:51:25] GDI, cateye, kocka, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/19 14:10:43] kocka [1239/1404] has come upon IRPGbot [168/1701] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 07:29:28 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/07/19 20:08:30] kocka [632/1404] has come upon gyilkos [343/1427] and gave em what was coming! 58 days, 20:56:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/08/19 00:33:21] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 6 with their belt. 0 days, 02:37:06 is added to kocka's timer towards level 158.
[04/08/19 04:13:50] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 115 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:37:58 is added to kocka's timer towards level 158.
[04/08/19 05:27:13] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/19 14:00:28] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:24:42 towards level 158.
[04/08/19 16:10:40] kocka [223/1404] has come upon GDI [14/1698] and gave em what was coming! 28 days, 18:39:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/09/19 00:24:20] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 4 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:37:32 is added to kocka's timer towards level 158.
[04/09/19 02:08:18] Sanyi, kocka, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/19 00:15:24] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 09:25:22 is removed from their time toward level 158.
[04/10/19 06:41:31] kocka was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:23:34 from level 158.
[04/11/19 04:10:43] kocka [459/1404] has come upon Ajvorl [521/1530] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 12:35:19 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/11/19 19:47:05] cateye, kocka, DarwickAK, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/19 07:18:07] kocka, luI, and Ajvorl [3065/4213] have team battled Darwick, Kiinga, and gyilkos [2594/3933] and won! 4 days, 23:55:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/19 10:09:56] luI, DarwickAK, and kocka [3777/4024] have team battled peta, Sanyi, and Qpe [2169/4156] and won! 3 days, 13:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/19 10:10:41] kocka [1364/1404] has come upon Ajvorl [1509/1522] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 3 days, 02:22:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/12/19 15:07:03] GDI, Darwick, kocka, and Kiinga have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/19 16:27:51] Sanyi [331/1525] has come upon kocka [130/1404] and rocked it! 62 days, 01:56:34 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/12/19 23:48:17] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 46. 0 days, 02:37:29 is added to kocka's timer towards level 158.
[04/13/19 10:18:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 9 days, 17:38:57 toward level 158.
[04/13/19 12:37:32] luI, kocka, Joska, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/19 19:39:57] kocka [1318/1404] has come upon Kiinga [756/1371] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 21:20:59 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/14/19 00:10:04] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:48 towards level 158.
[04/14/19 02:10:42] kocka [466/1404] has come upon Joska [200/1495] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 12:02:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/14/19 21:00:25] kocka [213/1422] has come upon GDI [1409/1698] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 01:57:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/15/19 10:52:04] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 04:02:49 towards level 159.
[04/16/19 13:58:19] kocka got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 08:48:44 from level 159.
[04/16/19 22:17:56] kocka, Joska, and luI [3683/4204] have team battled Kiinga, Darwick, and Sanyi [1359/4024] and won! 0 days, 02:53:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/19 23:03:10] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 53 days, 09:35:13 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[04/18/19 09:37:11] luI stole kocka's level 61 shield while they were sleeping! luI leaves his old level 56 shield behind, which kocka then takes.
[04/20/19 12:55:30] wilk [97/142] has come upon kocka [873/1416] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:27:25 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/21/19 03:14:02] Kiinga and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/19 14:07:27] kocka died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:14:58 from level 159.
[04/21/19 22:51:47] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/19 16:10:41] kocka [1164/1416] has come upon DarwickAK [911/1344] and rocked it! 42 days, 02:54:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/23/19 22:09:08] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 17:32:47 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[04/24/19 08:36:41] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:00:14 towards level 159.
[04/24/19 15:00:19] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:46:00 towards level 159.
[04/24/19 15:40:54] Joska, gyilkos, luI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/19 03:48:30] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/19 13:41:21] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:16:04 towards level 159.
[04/25/19 13:51:35] Ajvorl, gyilkos, GDI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/19 21:41:46] kocka [848/1416] has come upon Darwick [808/1142] and rocked it! 5 days, 16:00:14 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/26/19 04:10:41] Darwick [165/1142] has come upon kocka [798/1416] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 05:48:49 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/26/19 09:50:12] kocka sharpened the edge of his weapon! kocka's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/19 22:34:09] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:07:18 towards level 159.
[04/27/19 15:10:39] kocka [286/1458] has come upon DarwickAK [527/1335] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 09:40:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/28/19 11:10:43] Kiinga [210/1630] has come upon kocka [628/1458] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 20:00:55 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[04/28/19 11:46:35] Kiinga, peta, GDI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/19 13:54:45] gyilkos [720/1248] has come upon kocka [1076/1458] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 03:21:37 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/28/19 20:23:14] kocka got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:19:10 from level 159.
[04/29/19 01:04:47] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 20:15:37 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[04/29/19 02:10:42] kocka [565/1458] has come upon Kiinga [1537/1630] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:06:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/29/19 17:03:44] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/19 00:55:42] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:53:49 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[04/30/19 03:10:40] Qpe [1149/1233] has come upon kocka [26/1458] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 15:41:57 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[04/30/19 21:06:13] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 17:42:35 is removed from their time toward level 159.
[05/01/19 01:41:02] Sanyi [682/1522] has come upon kocka [179/1458] and straight stomped them in combat! 62 days, 11:18:09 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[05/01/19 03:26:25] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/19 09:10:40] kocka [728/1458] has come upon gyilkos [332/1248] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/01/19 12:04:19] kocka [775/1458] has come upon DarwickAK [335/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 61 days, 03:57:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/01/19 19:10:40] kocka [121/1458] has come upon Kiinga [1171/1630] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 16:00:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/02/19 05:10:42] kocka [1454/1458] has come upon gyilkos [849/1248] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 15:04:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/02/19 21:23:53] kocka, DarwickAK, and GDI [1674/4474] have team battled luI, Qpe, and wilk [2111/3254] and lost! 4 days, 04:01:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/19 00:28:49] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 04:14:11 is removed from their time toward level 160.
[05/03/19 09:54:12] gyilkos, luI, Qpe, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/19 09:54:21] kocka [545/1458] has come upon Qpe [1215/1267] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 15:40:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/03/19 09:55:06] kocka [827/1458] has come upon gyilkos [1055/1248] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 11 days, 17:32:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/04/19 20:30:18] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 7 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:39:36 is added to kocka's timer towards level 160.
[05/05/19 08:10:40] kocka [674/1458] has come upon Joska [101/1506] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 21:35:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/05/19 20:21:17] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 23:55:40 is removed from their time toward level 160.
[05/06/19 04:10:43] Kiinga [328/1630] has come upon kocka [833/1458] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 18:01:40 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[05/06/19 09:10:43] kocka [693/1458] has come upon Qpe [473/1260] and gave em what was coming! 8 days, 13:20:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/06/19 13:21:40] kocka [1426/1458] has come upon Joska [340/1506] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 10:17:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/06/19 20:12:18] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 98 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:39:54 is added to kocka's timer towards level 160.
[05/07/19 07:00:57] DarwickAK, kocka, and Sanyi [2722/4323] have team battled gyilkos, GDI, and peta [2746/4296] and lost! 3 days, 09:50:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 20:10:41] kocka [47/1458] has come upon Sanyi [1429/1530] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 18:41:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/08/19 07:01:51] Joska, gyilkos, DarwickAK, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/19 16:10:42] kocka [192/1458] has come upon peta [356/1367] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 13:25:22 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/08/19 19:54:24] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:26:25 is removed from their time toward level 160.
[05/09/19 07:10:39] kocka [1186/1458] has come upon Sanyi [869/1530] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 06:16:51 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/09/19 18:28:18] Joska [871/1506] has come upon kocka [760/1458] and gave em what was coming! 16 days, 10:32:47 is removed from Joska's clock.
[05/09/19 19:01:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 7 days, 15:22:59 toward level 160.
[05/09/19 19:11:06] kocka [1032/1458] has come upon Joska [558/1506] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:35:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/09/19 19:45:21] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 170. 0 days, 02:39:23 is added to kocka's timer towards level 160.
[05/09/19 23:25:51] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 08:47:15 is removed from their time toward level 160.
[05/11/19 04:10:40] luI [490/1291] has come upon kocka [287/1458] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:34:31 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/11/19 12:53:34] kocka [295/1458] has come upon IRPGbot [432/1702] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 15 days, 00:26:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/11/19 19:27:19] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 13:04:36 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[05/12/19 00:10:41] kocka [949/1458] has come upon GDI [362/1681] and straight stomped them in combat! 62 days, 19:20:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/12/19 22:58:45] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 02:20:02 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[05/13/19 08:06:54] kocka [684/1458] has come upon Kiinga [1493/1620] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 20:39:28 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/13/19 08:15:08] Joska, Kiinga, Sanyi, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/19 15:44:30] GDI, Darwick, and luI [2381/4145] have team battled Qpe, peta, and kocka [1583/4085] and won! 0 days, 14:52:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/19 21:10:42] peta [1335/1367] has come upon kocka [1449/1458] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 19:08:15 is added to peta's clock.
[05/13/19 22:49:42] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 03:50:05 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[05/14/19 02:10:39] kocka [807/1458] has come upon Kiinga [609/1620] and fucked they ass up! 20 days, 03:03:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/14/19 12:10:41] kocka [861/1458] has come upon gyilkos [829/1253] and rocked it! 15 days, 20:21:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/14/19 15:48:03] wilk, Sanyi, and kocka [3698/3762] have team battled Joska, peta, and DarwickAK [472/4208] and won! 0 days, 11:06:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 19:00:11] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:28:13 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[05/14/19 22:10:43] DarwickAK [597/1335] has come upon kocka [941/1458] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 15:49:05 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[05/15/19 03:10:40] kocka [223/1458] has come upon peta [1151/1367] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 02:57:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/15/19 08:10:40] kocka [1323/1458] has come upon IRPGbot [1100/1763] and gave em what was coming! 4 days, 21:44:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/15/19 17:57:04] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:53:46 towards level 161.
[05/15/19 22:31:46] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 13:07:44 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[05/16/19 03:39:38] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/19 05:50:14] Kiinga, Sanyi, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/19 22:22:49] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:20:01 is removed from their time toward level 161.
[05/17/19 10:29:22] Kiinga, Darwick, and luI [403/4084] have team battled kocka, peta, and wilk [526/3544] and lost! 2 days, 21:02:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/19 12:11:08] kocka saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:18:07 from level 161.
[05/18/19 06:10:42] gyilkos [1101/1253] has come upon kocka [341/1458] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 16:03:22 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/18/19 18:24:24] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 7 with their belt. 0 days, 02:40:53 is added to kocka's timer towards level 161.
[05/19/19 11:42:32] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/19 16:55:15] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:12 towards level 161.
[05/19/19 22:10:40] kocka [1036/1458] has come upon gyilkos [207/1267] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:49:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/20/19 04:38:34] gyilkos, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/19 15:31:44] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:05 towards level 161.
[05/20/19 18:06:20] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 56. 0 days, 02:40:15 is added to kocka's timer towards level 161.
[05/21/19 01:36:50] kocka lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:24 from level 161.
[05/21/19 03:43:01] wilk, Sanyi, GDI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/19 16:12:47] kocka [883/1458] has come upon Darwick [1156/1181] and got flexed on in combat! 34 days, 18:31:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/22/19 20:42:17] Qpe stole kocka's level 421 weapon while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 418 weapon behind, which kocka then takes.
[05/22/19 21:54:02] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/19 03:41:18] wilk, peta, luI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/19 17:10:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 79 days, 23:19:56 toward level 162.
[05/23/19 21:10:41] wilk [618/741] has come upon kocka [884/1455] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 08:16:02 is added to wilk's clock.
[05/24/19 22:10:41] Qpe [689/1273] has come upon kocka [502/1455] and rocked it! 30 days, 14:08:50 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[05/25/19 09:49:59] luI, kocka, and gyilkos [500/3985] have team battled Sanyi, Joska, and peta [2860/4473] and lost! 0 days, 18:26:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/19 10:15:33] kocka [27/1455] has come upon DarwickAK [342/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 22:37:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/25/19 13:48:53] kocka was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:32:05 from level 162.
[05/25/19 19:16:30] kocka [1184/1455] has come upon Darwick [540/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 14:29:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/25/19 19:16:30] kocka has dealt Darwick a Critical Strike! 4 days, 11:40:44 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/25/19 21:01:45] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 13 days, 21:30:35 is removed from their time toward level 162.
[05/26/19 06:10:08] Darwick, Joska, and kocka [1822/4142] have team battled DarwickAK, GDI, and wilk [1817/3793] and won! 3 days, 22:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/19 18:00:58] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/19 10:10:41] luI [202/1263] has come upon kocka [181/1455] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 18:30:50 is removed from luI's clock.
[05/27/19 15:10:41] kocka [333/1455] has come upon Qpe [1079/1273] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 00:48:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/29/19 15:00:17] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:50:43 towards level 162.
[05/30/19 08:10:41] kocka [1138/1455] has come upon gyilkos [379/1267] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 21:24:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/30/19 16:36:15] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 22:28:20 is removed from their time toward level 162.
[05/30/19 18:10:42] Darwick [349/1181] has come upon kocka [1051/1455] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:56:30 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/30/19 20:49:40] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:20 towards level 162.
[05/31/19 17:16:19] kocka, wilk, and gyilkos [3321/3489] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and GDI [4031/4649] and lost! 0 days, 17:36:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/19 19:10:41] luI [448/1263] has come upon kocka [970/1455] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:34:02 is added to luI's clock.
[06/01/19 01:28:48] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:56 towards level 162.
[06/01/19 05:10:41] kocka [1409/1455] has come upon Joska [831/1506] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 13:58:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/01/19 13:17:15] peta, Sanyi, GDI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/19 19:58:48] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 111 damage. 0 days, 02:41:21 is added to kocka's timer towards level 162.
[06/02/19 16:09:19] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 05:21:24 is removed from their time toward level 162.
[06/02/19 16:42:42] gyilkos, [Sanyi], Qpe, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/19 19:49:50] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:50:27 is removed from their time toward level 162.
[06/02/19 20:46:42] kocka [896/1455] has come upon Darwick [887/1181] and rocked it! 62 days, 09:28:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/03/19 13:51:45] gyilkos, peta, GDI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/19 08:10:40] 4R0N [906/1312] has come upon kocka [1263/1455] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:23:25 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[06/04/19 15:51:26] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 72 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:42:02 is added to kocka's timer towards level 163.
[06/04/19 16:33:37] Joska, DarwickAK, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/19 04:10:41] kocka [451/1455] has come upon peta [259/1377] and gave em what was coming! 17 days, 14:14:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/05/19 09:44:22] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:36:28 towards level 163.
[06/05/19 19:10:43] peta [944/1386] has come upon kocka [1100/1455] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 17:23:05 is added to peta's clock.
[06/05/19 20:33:57] luI, cateye, Qpe, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/19 05:10:40] 4R0N [1220/1312] has come upon kocka [930/1455] and rocked it! 0 days, 07:55:08 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[06/06/19 07:29:35] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:39:17 towards level 163.
[06/06/19 17:21:59] luI, cateye, Qpe, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/19 12:54:21] kocka [1438/1455] has come upon Sanyi [86/1605] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 06:34:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/08/19 15:15:31] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 06:35:38 is removed from their time toward level 163.
[06/08/19 17:10:41] kocka [1202/1455] has come upon 4R0N [1121/1312] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 01:03:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/09/19 19:23:22] Joska, peta, [Sanyi], and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/19 04:10:41] 4R0N [1015/1312] has come upon kocka [813/1455] and fucked they ass up! 24 days, 01:01:11 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[06/10/19 14:57:28] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 81 with their belt. 0 days, 02:42:30 is added to kocka's timer towards level 163.
[06/11/19 03:46:28] [Sanyi], kocka, and gyilkos [1348/4298] have team battled 4R0N, luI, and Darwick [533/3756] and won! 0 days, 01:58:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/19 10:10:41] kocka [1266/1455] has come upon 4R0N [254/1312] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:11:38 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/11/19 10:12:21] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/19 11:39:49] gyilkos [440/1267] has come upon kocka [25/1455] and straight stomped them in combat! 63 days, 06:32:47 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/11/19 13:56:13] kocka [20/1455] has come upon DarwickAK [410/1345] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 18:19:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/11/19 14:00:53] OMagus [72/80] has come upon kocka [1295/1455] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to OMagus's clock.
[06/11/19 15:10:43] kocka [267/1455] has come upon Darwick [1011/1181] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 43 days, 16:12:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/11/19 16:40:27] OMagus [61/115] has come upon kocka [208/1455] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 00:13:38 is added to OMagus's clock.
[06/12/19 09:27:19] kocka fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kocka's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/19 11:10:40] kocka [1293/1441] has come upon cateye [393/1068] and straight stomped them in combat! 34 days, 21:51:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/13/19 10:26:29] Joska, kocka, and GDI [1587/4712] have team battled cateye, 4R0N, and wilk [3069/3206] and lost! 2 days, 17:38:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/19 20:21:28] Joska, gyilkos, cateye, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/19 20:35:46] kocka [660/1441] has come upon gyilkos [318/1267] and straight stomped them in combat! 62 days, 17:41:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/13/19 20:35:46] kocka has dealt gyilkos a Critical Strike! 4 days, 21:36:07 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/13/19 21:10:47] kocka [756/1441] has come upon Joska [1118/1520] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 22:06:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/14/19 03:10:43] cateye [112/1079] has come upon kocka [803/1441] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 09:48:09 is added to cateye's clock.
[06/14/19 10:07:38] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 17:15:42 towards level 164.
[06/14/19 20:42:41] peta, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/19 23:46:52] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:28:21 towards level 164.
[06/15/19 04:10:43] Qpe [616/1263] has come upon kocka [733/1441] and realized it was a bad decision! 11 days, 05:33:16 is added to Qpe's clock.
[06/15/19 12:03:48] kocka was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:56:22 from level 164.
[06/15/19 14:50:59] cateye, kocka, Sanyi, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/19 17:53:02] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 143 damage. 0 days, 02:43:16 is added to kocka's timer towards level 164.
[06/16/19 17:44:01] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 49 damage. 0 days, 02:43:04 is added to kocka's timer towards level 164.
[06/17/19 13:54:31] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 22 days, 03:50:42 is removed from their time toward level 164.
[06/17/19 17:35:03] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 20:20:39 is removed from their time toward level 164.
[06/18/19 19:17:03] kocka [767/1441] has come upon peta [51/1386] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 15:41:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/19/19 03:10:42] Qpe [1155/1263] has come upon kocka [887/1441] and fucked they ass up! 19 days, 03:15:07 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[06/20/19 02:52:43] wilk, kocka, Sanyi, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/19 02:53:19] Sanyi [1391/1605] has come upon kocka [502/1441] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 06:39:30 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/21/19 21:32:55] GDI, kocka, and Darwick [80/4356] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and wilk [191/3776] and lost! 0 days, 06:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/19 01:10:42] kocka [1280/1441] has come upon gyilkos [484/1267] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 17:36:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/22/19 06:51:53] Joska, wilk, and Sanyi [2809/3892] have team battled 4R0N, kocka, and gyilkos [667/4020] and won! 0 days, 05:31:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 13:09:37] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 18:28:09 is removed from their time toward level 164.
[06/23/19 13:00:38] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:10:51 is removed from their time toward level 164.
[06/23/19 16:58:26] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/19 21:41:37] gyilkos, Qpe, kocka, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/19 19:42:59] kocka [945/1441] has come upon GDI [1601/1741] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 00:05:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/24/19 21:42:09] kocka ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 13:19:24 from level 165.
[06/25/19 12:42:44] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 84 days, 00:19:43 is removed from their time toward level 165.
[06/26/19 09:30:05] kocka [504/1441] has come upon wilk [650/813] and realized it was a bad decision! 8 days, 01:27:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/26/19 10:10:42] luI [438/1269] has come upon kocka [655/1441] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 00:34:53 is added to luI's clock.
[06/27/19 11:10:39] Joska [951/1520] has come upon kocka [117/1441] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 17:05:27 is removed from Joska's clock.
[06/27/19 12:24:45] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 209. 0 days, 02:44:43 is added to kocka's timer towards level 165.
[06/27/19 18:56:18] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 04:38:34 towards level 165.
[06/27/19 19:59:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 40 days, 14:06:44 toward level 165.
[06/28/19 07:10:40] Sanyi [839/1566] has come upon kocka [786/1441] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 05:52:59 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/28/19 22:02:46] wilk [152/955] has come upon kocka [921/1441] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 02:17:25 is added to wilk's clock.
[06/29/19 01:34:17] peta, Qpe, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/19 21:49:58] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/19 02:17:14] wilk, gyilkos, [Sanyi], and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/19 06:06:29] Sanyi, peta, and kocka [2770/4401] have team battled Darwick, Qpe, and cateye [2940/3575] and lost! 2 days, 06:00:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/19 23:08:24] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], Qpe, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/19 11:48:52] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 81 damage. 0 days, 02:44:37 is added to kocka's timer towards level 165.
[07/02/19 11:10:43] kocka [1295/1441] has come upon peta [1318/1394] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 05:26:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/02/19 13:10:44] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/19 13:22:32] GDI, Darwick, and Joska [3814/4386] have team battled kocka, luI, and Qpe [3082/4012] and won! 0 days, 00:12:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 06:42:18] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 11:30:55] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 390 with their belt. 0 days, 02:44:53 is added to kocka's timer towards level 165.
[07/03/19 22:10:40] kocka [1022/1441] has come upon gyilkos [499/1287] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 01:19:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/03/19 23:37:36] gyilkos, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/19 10:40:43] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:06 towards level 165.
[07/04/19 15:02:31] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 9 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:44:53 is added to kocka's timer towards level 165.
[07/04/19 18:10:40] gyilkos [428/1287] has come upon kocka [1218/1441] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 05:07:06 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[07/04/19 20:21:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 18:47:48 from level 165.
[07/05/19 06:06:43] kocka, gyilkos, and GDI [3451/4476] have team battled luI, Joska, and [Sanyi] [294/4337] and won! 0 days, 21:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/19 11:13:01] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 13:25:24 is removed from their time toward level 165.
[07/06/19 05:10:42] kocka [1403/1441] has come upon DarwickAK [1047/1325] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 08:17:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/06/19 16:08:57] peta, Qpe, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/19 21:27:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 18:47:49 toward level 165.
[07/08/19 10:46:04] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:56:46 is removed from their time toward level 165.
[07/08/19 10:46:04] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 162 with their belt. 0 days, 02:44:53 is added to kocka's timer towards level 165.
[07/09/19 02:05:18] kocka [684/1441] has come upon GDI [902/1713] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 37 days, 05:50:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/09/19 06:56:17] kocka [127/1441] has come upon wilk [124/955] and fucked they ass up! 25 days, 09:20:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/09/19 12:39:04] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 13:46:14 towards level 166.
[07/09/19 12:59:56] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:45:39 towards level 166.
[07/09/19 18:10:41] cateye [926/1092] has come upon kocka [1197/1441] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 13:21:17 is added to cateye's clock.
[07/10/19 04:10:42] Darwick [2/1181] has come upon kocka [564/1441] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:49:56 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/10/19 04:55:35] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/19 05:01:36] kocka [125/1441] has come upon [Sanyi] [879/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 04:38:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/10/19 05:08:39] kocka was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 18:40:26 from level 166.
[07/11/19 07:05:43] Joska, Qpe, kocka, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/19 23:21:28] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 22:00:06 towards level 166.
[07/13/19 02:10:41] kocka [22/1441] has come upon Qpe [1161/1369] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 00:58:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/13/19 02:31:26] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:59:22 towards level 166.
[07/13/19 08:45:02] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:32:09 towards level 166.
[07/14/19 00:01:11] Joska, [Sanyi], and Ajvorl [3674/4529] have team battled GDI, kocka, and peta [1713/4529] and won! 1 day, 14:22:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 00:26:45] Joska, DarwickAK, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/19 00:26:49] kocka [812/1441] has come upon Joska [547/1464] and fucked they ass up! 27 days, 23:00:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/14/19 03:10:42] wilk [368/958] has come upon kocka [724/1441] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 02:29:17 is added to wilk's clock.
[07/14/19 23:48:10] kocka [32/1441] has come upon Ajvorl [1165/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 04:37:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/15/19 05:24:44] Sanyi, kocka, and Darwick [1222/4189] have team battled Joska, wilk, and [Sanyi] [89/3999] and won! 9 days, 18:50:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/19 09:43:07] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 18:04:06 is removed from their time toward level 166.
[07/15/19 17:54:56] Sanyi, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] [769/4365] have team battled kocka, luI, and Ajvorl [1358/4198] and lost! 11 days, 08:47:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/19 06:26:52] kocka [124/1441] has come upon luI [387/1269] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 04:50:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/16/19 15:10:42] wilk [25/958] has come upon kocka [1006/1441] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:17:28 is added to wilk's clock.
[07/17/19 14:09:17] wilk, Qpe, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/19 16:10:43] Qpe [73/1369] has come upon kocka [21/1441] and rocked it! 1 day, 13:06:38 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[07/17/19 18:14:47] kocka [326/1441] has come upon [Sanyi] [335/1521] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 23:12:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/18/19 09:16:09] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 20:28:15 is removed from their time toward level 166.
[07/18/19 10:37:53] DarwickAK, cateye, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/19 03:10:41] cateye [152/1119] has come upon kocka [1201/1441] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 02:51:10 is added to cateye's clock.
[07/19/19 08:10:41] peta [1253/1381] has come upon kocka [1224/1441] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 11:48:57 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/19/19 12:47:43] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 170 with their belt. 0 days, 02:45:39 is added to kocka's timer towards level 166.
[07/19/19 17:39:56] DarwickAK, Darwick, and GDI [31/4249] have team battled Qpe, Joska, and kocka [727/4268] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/19 03:48:37] peta, gyilkos, Qpe, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/19 11:36:45] kocka, Qpe, and Joska [240/4274] have team battled [Sanyi], Darwick, and wilk [470/3675] and lost! 1 day, 19:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/19 11:59:38] DarwickAK [153/1332] has come upon kocka [1179/1447] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 20:12:15 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[07/20/19 19:10:40] wilk [741/966] has come upon kocka [49/1447] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:37 is removed from wilk's clock.
[07/20/19 20:27:16] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:28:59 towards level 166.
[07/21/19 02:09:04] luI, kocka, and [Sanyi] [2416/4244] have team battled Darwick, gyilkos, and peta [1194/3892] and won! 0 days, 12:08:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/19 06:10:41] kocka [913/1447] has come upon gyilkos [75/1294] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 04:12:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/22/19 11:10:40] Joska [179/1458] has come upon kocka [373/1454] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 01:09:07 is added to Joska's clock.
[07/23/19 04:42:17] Joska, Qpe, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/19 05:49:23] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:19 towards level 166.
[07/23/19 17:10:42] kocka [577/1454] has come upon DarwickAK [380/1332] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 02:17:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/24/19 00:08:46] kocka saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:25 from level 166.
[07/25/19 21:01:32] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/19 00:10:43] kocka [1044/1454] has come upon IRPGbot [1126/1735] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 08:39:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/26/19 05:10:41] kocka [1000/1454] has come upon IRPGbot [1165/1735] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 09:01:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/26/19 05:21:41] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:56:01 from level 166.
[07/26/19 08:04:14] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:13:11 is removed from their time toward level 166.
[07/26/19 11:44:42] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 68 damage. 0 days, 02:45:05 is added to kocka's timer towards level 166.
[07/26/19 20:10:42] Qpe [694/1369] has come upon kocka [1121/1454] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:23:00 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/27/19 06:01:57] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:49 towards level 166.
[07/28/19 02:14:22] Joska, gyilkos, Qpe, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/28/19 13:20:45] kocka was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:10:50 from level 166.
[07/29/19 08:10:08] [Sanyi], Darwick, and wilk [2705/3714] have team battled GDI, cateye, and kocka [1162/4302] and won! 0 days, 03:50:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/19 08:59:40] kocka set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:12 from level 166.
[07/29/19 13:10:43] kocka [444/1454] has come upon GDI [736/1729] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:15:06 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/29/19 23:10:41] Sanyi [1497/1560] has come upon kocka [455/1454] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 21:55:24 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/30/19 00:48:43] kocka [1168/1454] has come upon Sanyi [1109/1560] and gave em what was coming! 67 days, 03:47:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/30/19 07:28:15] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 20:40:59 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[07/30/19 11:47:55] luI [211/1276] has come upon kocka [1212/1454] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:58:30 is added to luI's clock.
[07/30/19 14:10:40] kocka [1448/1454] has come upon GDI [1693/1729] and got flexed on in combat! 17 days, 04:26:42 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/30/19 14:26:14] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:45:48 towards level 167.
[07/31/19 07:19:18] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 2 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:46:37 is added to kocka's timer towards level 167.
[07/31/19 15:10:41] kocka [659/1454] has come upon cateye [145/1119] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 18:43:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/01/19 17:37:22] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/19 03:34:39] kocka, [Sanyi], and wilk [1713/3980] have team battled Sanyi, Joska, and GDI [232/4757] and won! 2 days, 00:20:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/19 16:10:49] wilk, gyilkos, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/19 19:12:05] kocka [190/1454] has come upon gyilkos [1199/1311] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 05:56:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/03/19 11:21:41] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/19 23:10:40] kocka [74/1454] has come upon wilk [676/1005] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 07:05:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/04/19 01:01:15] cateye, luI, and peta [290/3848] have team battled gyilkos, kocka, and Darwick [396/3953] and lost! 1 day, 06:04:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/19 04:10:41] DarwickAK [355/1332] has come upon kocka [67/1454] and rocked it! 4 days, 11:44:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/04/19 06:43:19] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 54. 0 days, 02:46:08 is added to kocka's timer towards level 167.
[08/04/19 10:23:52] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 21 days, 12:11:30 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[08/04/19 12:38:00] DarwickAK, Qpe, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/19 16:16:02] kocka, Sanyi, and Joska [3311/4472] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and cateye [3152/3883] and won! 4 days, 05:34:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/19 06:34:27] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:26:23 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[08/05/19 07:25:43] wilk, DarwickAK, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/19 07:50:54] GDI [1508/1805] has come upon kocka [263/1454] and straight stomped them in combat! 58 days, 22:32:09 is removed from GDI's clock.
[08/05/19 17:26:29] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:38:55 from level 167.
[08/06/19 07:06:23] [Sanyi], cateye, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/19 21:10:42] kocka [502/1454] has come upon [Sanyi] [1137/1521] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 19:48:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/07/19 06:51:06] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/19 09:27:53] [Sanyi], kocka, Sanyi, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/19 18:51:53] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:53 towards level 167.
[08/07/19 22:10:43] Joska [843/1458] has come upon kocka [486/1454] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 00:06:31 is removed from Joska's clock.
[08/07/19 22:10:43] Joska has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:51:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/08/19 04:19:53] kocka slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kocka's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/19 05:04:57] luI, Qpe, and gyilkos [2486/3951] have team battled peta, cateye, and kocka [2280/4018] and won! 11 days, 21:17:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/19 08:10:41] [Sanyi] [698/1521] has come upon kocka [907/1446] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 10:32:44 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/08/19 08:13:40] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:48 towards level 167.
[08/08/19 13:10:42] kocka [1149/1446] has come upon Qpe [552/1369] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:36:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/08/19 23:10:42] [Sanyi] [854/1521] has come upon kocka [873/1446] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 15:02:27 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/09/19 05:25:53] Qpe, GDI, and kocka [735/4546] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and cateye [192/3874] and won! 0 days, 14:33:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/19 05:58:37] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 241. 0 days, 02:46:40 is added to kocka's timer towards level 167.
[08/09/19 19:10:39] kocka [1321/1457] has come upon gyilkos [1189/1311] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 19:50:19 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/09/19 22:44:32] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:47 towards level 167.
[08/10/19 05:49:44] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:13:30 is removed from their time toward level 167.
[08/10/19 19:55:08] kocka [11/1457] has come upon gyilkos [520/1311] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 17:22:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/11/19 02:03:31] wilk, [Sanyi], and kocka [3430/4016] have team battled Qpe, luI, and cateye [448/3766] and won! 0 days, 12:45:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/19 11:10:40] GDI [1304/1740] has come upon kocka [1069/1457] and rocked it! 10 days, 23:48:10 is removed from GDI's clock.
[08/12/19 09:12:10] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 78 days, 09:05:06 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[08/12/19 12:10:41] kocka [1225/1464] has come upon Sanyi [1511/1560] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 29 days, 08:39:47 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/13/19 08:10:41] GDI [842/1740] has come upon kocka [1296/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:14:40 is added to GDI's clock.
[08/13/19 21:25:52] gyilkos, cateye, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/19 05:04:42] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 9. 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to kocka's timer towards level 168.
[08/15/19 08:45:11] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 68 with their belt. 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to kocka's timer towards level 168.
[08/15/19 16:02:56] peta, Joska, kocka, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/19 01:51:38] wilk, Joska, and Qpe [2921/3866] have team battled kocka, Darwick, and GDI [247/4387] and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/19 15:26:31] peta, [Sanyi], Qpe, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/19 15:38:31] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/19 22:51:38] Sanyi, GDI, and Joska [1835/4758] have team battled gyilkos, cateye, and kocka [3124/3926] and lost! 0 days, 22:19:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/19 01:51:03] luI [357/1271] has come upon kocka [1288/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 23:05:03 is added to luI's clock.
[08/18/19 08:18:14] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 380. 0 days, 02:47:38 is added to kocka's timer towards level 168.
[08/18/19 11:12:06] wilk, gyilkos, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/19 00:10:40] GDI [1470/1740] has come upon kocka [547/1464] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:48:59 is removed from GDI's clock.
[08/20/19 08:28:39] peta, [Sanyi], Qpe, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/19 09:09:01] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Joska [2326/4268] have team battled kocka, luI, and Darwick [3645/3923] and lost! 0 days, 21:08:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/19 16:10:42] kocka [1164/1464] has come upon DarwickAK [1056/1387] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 13:48:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/22/19 01:48:02] kocka, peta, and GDI [53/4690] have team battled Sanyi, Joska, and [Sanyi] [1134/4502] and lost! 3 days, 02:48:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/19 02:51:15] wilk, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/19 02:58:29] kocka [1432/1464] has come upon [Sanyi] [696/1469] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 17:38:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/22/19 07:42:08] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:36:02 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[08/22/19 12:10:42] Darwick [936/1188] has come upon kocka [1261/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:00:31 is added to Darwick's clock.
[08/23/19 03:10:41] kocka [924/1464] has come upon DarwickAK [793/1387] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 20:09:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/24/19 07:24:07] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:36:44 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[08/24/19 09:10:40] kocka [672/1464] has come upon 4R0N [968/1312] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:44:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/25/19 07:15:08] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 12:11:39 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[08/26/19 07:06:08] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:32:49 is removed from their time toward level 168.
[08/26/19 11:10:40] kocka [478/1464] has come upon gyilkos [183/1311] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 01:56:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/26/19 13:44:25] kocka [11/1464] has come upon peta [1137/1486] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 05:14:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/26/19 15:29:06] Sanyi [407/1575] has come upon kocka [291/1464] and rocked it! 3 days, 16:25:40 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/27/19 01:48:45] [Sanyi], Joska, and cateye [1803/4078] have team battled luI, kocka, and GDI [1190/4475] and won! 4 days, 10:56:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/19 17:10:40] wilk [648/1038] has come upon kocka [961/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:59:16 is added to wilk's clock.
[08/27/19 22:32:34] wilk, kocka, and Kiinga [3667/4122] have team battled [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and cateye [3701/4010] and lost! 0 days, 13:04:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/19 01:42:04] Joska, [Sanyi], kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/19 06:48:13] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 2. 0 days, 02:48:00 is added to kocka's timer towards level 169.
[08/28/19 13:29:26] Joska [762/1455] has come upon kocka [607/1464] and gave em what was coming! 10 days, 21:06:16 is removed from Joska's clock.
[08/29/19 14:10:43] kocka [1110/1464] has come upon 4R0N [1178/1312] and realized it was a bad decision! 18 days, 09:15:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/29/19 17:10:05] Qpe, GDI, and peta [3003/4596] have team battled Joska, wilk, and kocka [794/3957] and won! 0 days, 11:47:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/19 23:35:57] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/19 03:22:44] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/19 10:10:40] kocka [756/1464] has come upon wilk [755/1038] and gave em what was coming! 18 days, 00:24:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/30/19 10:13:31] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/19 20:06:36] DarwickAK, wilk, and GDI [1537/4169] have team battled cateye, Darwick, and kocka [2770/3803] and lost! 3 days, 14:17:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/19 02:00:03] Kiinga, Joska, kocka, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/19 19:38:06] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/19 10:28:02] kocka was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 07:30:22 from level 169.
[09/01/19 21:24:42] 4R0N [343/1312] has come upon kocka [363/1464] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 04:39:25 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/02/19 05:16:42] kocka lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:53:31 from level 169.
[09/02/19 06:03:27] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 00:30:05 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[09/02/19 16:52:55] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/19 18:10:42] peta [46/1486] has come upon kocka [926/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 00:09:37 is added to peta's clock.
[09/02/19 22:13:16] Qpe, kocka, Sanyi, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/19 11:24:58] kocka [87/1464] has come upon wilk [373/1038] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 08:29:19 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/05/19 05:36:28] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 27 days, 08:50:05 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[09/05/19 21:10:43] kocka [1051/1464] has come upon peta [570/1525] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 00:28:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/06/19 01:46:59] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 10:09:11 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[09/06/19 02:10:39] kocka [1380/1464] has come upon cateye [853/1151] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:42:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/06/19 23:42:51] peta, cateye, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/19 22:18:33] [Sanyi], kocka, Sanyi, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/19 13:34:08] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:16:31 from level 169.
[09/08/19 21:06:49] Kiinga, DarwickAK, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/19 15:10:40] kocka [938/1464] has come upon GDI [433/1744] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 15:30:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/10/19 01:10:41] kocka [702/1464] has come upon cateye [1099/1151] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:48:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/10/19 16:10:42] DarwickAK [1126/1394] has come upon kocka [1438/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 72 days, 04:10:21 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[09/10/19 21:40:27] Joska, cateye, kocka, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/19 01:04:19] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:07 towards level 169.
[09/11/19 03:45:48] luI [163/1268] has come upon kocka [106/1464] and rocked it! 44 days, 14:18:49 is removed from luI's clock.
[09/11/19 04:42:35] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:54:08 is removed from their time toward level 169.
[09/11/19 10:50:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 02:32:49 toward level 169.
[09/11/19 12:32:23] kocka [88/1464] has come upon cateye [756/1151] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 07:49:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/11/19 19:21:29] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/19 14:21:39] peta, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/19 16:03:08] DarwickAK, luI, and kocka [2665/4126] have team battled Sanyi, Qpe, and peta [1944/4479] and won! 5 days, 14:55:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/19 18:10:40] Sanyi [196/1568] has come upon kocka [625/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:50:29 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/13/19 11:52:44] gyilkos, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/19 14:10:40] kocka [900/1464] has come upon gyilkos [210/1350] and straight stomped them in combat! 35 days, 19:01:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/14/19 12:40:21] [Sanyi], kocka, Sanyi, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/19 15:10:41] [Sanyi] [411/1472] has come upon kocka [898/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 13:04:59 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/14/19 16:34:20] kocka lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:59:44 from level 170.
[09/14/19 20:10:41] peta [1347/1525] has come upon kocka [700/1464] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 13:49:04 is removed from peta's clock.
[09/16/19 00:17:13] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 88 damage. 0 days, 02:49:32 is added to kocka's timer towards level 170.
[09/16/19 22:10:40] kocka [891/1464] has come upon gyilkos [515/1350] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 21:57:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/18/19 03:39:46] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 02:03:43 is removed from their time toward level 170.
[09/19/19 20:10:44] 4R0N [1139/1312] has come upon kocka [789/1464] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 19:03:19 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[09/19/19 21:21:12] peta, kocka, and Qpe [889/4375] have team battled wilk, Darwick, and gyilkos [427/3753] and won! 0 days, 18:59:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/19 03:21:06] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:59:42 towards level 170.
[09/20/19 04:51:04] luI [406/1268] has come upon kocka [822/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 17:22:04 is added to luI's clock.
[09/21/19 09:45:20] kocka [1386/1464] has come upon Darwick [273/1181] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 10:36:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/23/19 06:43:51] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:02 towards level 170.
[09/23/19 09:10:39] gyilkos [317/1350] has come upon kocka [1263/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:47:34 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/23/19 11:43:52] Darwick, luI, and kocka [1667/3920] have team battled Joska, Qpe, and 4R0N [1184/4165] and won! 1 day, 05:40:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/19 21:59:34] Joska, cateye, Darwick, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/19 22:56:29] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 81. 0 days, 02:49:55 is added to kocka's timer towards level 170.
[09/25/19 03:42:13] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/19 09:27:54] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:59 towards level 170.
[09/26/19 00:55:43] Qpe, kocka, 4R0N, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/19 10:48:57] Kiinga and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/19 20:45:18] kocka [1329/1464] has come upon wilk [457/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 10:12:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/27/19 13:10:42] kocka [1432/1464] has come upon 4R0N [540/1312] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 21:32:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/27/19 20:50:47] gyilkos, kocka, Sanyi, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/19 22:29:35] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 00:05:51 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[09/27/19 23:10:41] kocka [421/1464] has come upon DarwickAK [1167/1406] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 23:45:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/27/19 23:20:24] kocka [1457/1464] has come upon Kiinga [448/1631] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 17:17:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/28/19 07:19:03] Sanyi, wilk, and 4R0N [2588/4127] have team battled Joska, kocka, and peta [1310/4456] and won! 1 day, 03:15:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/19 09:10:43] cateye [215/1157] has come upon kocka [1393/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 09:16:27 is added to cateye's clock.
[09/28/19 14:10:43] kocka [757/1464] has come upon wilk [6/1230] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 21:37:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/28/19 20:06:25] Qpe [282/1386] has come upon kocka [1182/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 23:07:40 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/28/19 22:20:34] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 10:59:32 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[09/29/19 00:10:43] kocka [717/1464] has come upon gyilkos [1101/1350] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 01:52:30 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/29/19 15:10:22] kocka [1349/1464] has come upon Kiinga [193/1631] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 09:20:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/29/19 17:32:05] GDI, [Sanyi], and Kiinga [1205/4856] have team battled kocka, 4R0N, and Qpe [1821/4162] and lost! 0 days, 01:24:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/19 22:11:36] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 55 with their belt. 0 days, 02:50:30 is added to kocka's timer towards level 171.
[09/30/19 06:10:40] kocka [907/1464] has come upon peta [1377/1525] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 18:25:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/30/19 23:09:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 18:04:31 from level 171.
[10/01/19 11:42:35] kocka was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:22:41 from level 171.
[10/01/19 21:53:42] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 10:33:39 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[10/02/19 01:34:12] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 109. 0 days, 02:50:02 is added to kocka's timer towards level 171.
[10/02/19 13:10:40] kocka [532/1464] has come upon Joska [919/1467] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 23:47:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/02/19 18:10:40] peta [868/1525] has come upon kocka [637/1464] and rocked it! 4 days, 20:46:25 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/02/19 21:44:45] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 29 damage. 0 days, 02:50:55 is added to kocka's timer towards level 171.
[10/03/19 09:41:51] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:50:11 towards level 171.
[10/03/19 21:35:48] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 09:33:47 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[10/04/19 21:31:46] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:50:33 towards level 171.
[10/04/19 21:41:12] DarwickAK [307/1406] has come upon kocka [828/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 07:00:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/05/19 06:10:41] kocka [60/1464] has come upon luI [74/1302] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 16:05:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/06/19 03:23:24] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/19 22:10:42] cateye [536/1172] has come upon kocka [1420/1464] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:25:31 is added to cateye's clock.
[10/07/19 00:49:28] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 03:24:06 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[10/07/19 00:49:28] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 285 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:50:07 is added to kocka's timer towards level 171.
[10/07/19 07:20:47] peta, cateye, kocka, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/19 21:00:01] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 20:15:13 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[10/07/19 22:36:30] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:29:47 towards level 171.
[10/07/19 23:10:41] DarwickAK [39/1406] has come upon kocka [396/1471] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 11:45:23 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/09/19 10:10:43] kocka [1357/1471] has come upon Kiinga [1425/1485] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 01:15:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/09/19 19:47:45] gyilkos, cateye, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/19 18:10:40] kocka [1362/1471] has come upon GDI [736/1491] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 14:25:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/13/19 04:10:41] kocka [1351/1471] has come upon Darwick [1115/1188] and rocked it! 3 days, 10:23:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/13/19 20:06:00] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:31:52 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[10/13/19 20:30:08] wilk, kocka, 4R0N, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/19 20:30:22] 4R0N [167/1353] has come upon kocka [47/1471] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 13:15:58 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[10/13/19 23:10:12] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:35 towards level 171.
[10/14/19 02:33:10] 4R0N, GDI, and kocka [4136/4315] have team battled DarwickAK, luI, and Darwick [2756/3895] and won! 0 days, 11:00:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/19 19:57:07] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:35:46 is removed from their time toward level 171.
[10/14/19 22:40:37] wilk, kocka, Sanyi, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/19 15:23:11] kocka [157/1471] has come upon wilk [155/1236] and rocked it! 24 days, 04:15:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/15/19 17:19:22] kocka, Joska, and GDI [950/4681] have team battled Qpe, Kiinga, and wilk [3501/4108] and lost! 16 days, 22:23:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/19 19:25:19] kocka was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:31:25 from level 172.
[10/15/19 23:28:35] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 01:32:49 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[10/15/19 23:28:35] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 62. 0 days, 02:51:15 is added to kocka's timer towards level 172.
[10/16/19 02:10:40] gyilkos [1026/1571] has come upon kocka [283/1471] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 17:58:25 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[10/16/19 13:06:05] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 19:19:43 towards level 172.
[10/16/19 17:28:59] Kiinga, wilk, and Joska [1032/4440] have team battled kocka, Sanyi, and 4R0N [2614/4409] and lost! 5 days, 20:50:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/19 18:02:14] Kiinga, cateye, and kocka [2683/4133] have team battled wilk, Darwick, and DarwickAK [1393/3839] and won! 10 days, 01:25:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/19 12:41:33] kocka was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:54:48 from level 172.
[10/17/19 18:10:42] Joska [212/1719] has come upon kocka [586/1471] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 18:58:06 is added to Joska's clock.
[10/17/19 23:43:02] Joska, Darwick, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/19 23:43:07] kocka [533/1471] has come upon Darwick [1119/1188] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 12:41:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/18/19 15:02:22] GDI, cateye, and Joska [1143/4410] have team battled gyilkos, 4R0N, and kocka [21/4395] and won! 4 days, 17:46:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/19 23:01:39] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 9 days, 15:32:23 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[10/19/19 05:10:39] kocka [981/1471] has come upon IRPGbot [1721/1763] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 01:39:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/19/19 05:46:18] kocka [1089/1471] has come upon Darwick [718/1188] and straight stomped them in combat! 52 days, 08:17:47 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/19/19 19:12:10] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 04:40:12 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[10/20/19 02:24:00] Joska, DarwickAK, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/19 09:01:51] kocka was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:46:09 from level 172.
[10/20/19 10:54:20] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/19 03:47:15] cateye, Darwick, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/19 12:10:41] kocka [518/1471] has come upon Kiinga [1125/1485] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 09:38:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/22/19 11:43:53] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:50:50 towards level 172.
[10/22/19 22:06:36] gyilkos, DarwickAK, kocka, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/19 08:35:02] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:22:48 towards level 172.
[10/24/19 01:10:35] cateye, Joska, and DarwickAK [681/4334] have team battled Qpe, kocka, and Darwick [1745/4000] and lost! 0 days, 03:10:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/19 20:10:40] kocka [864/1471] has come upon Kiinga [848/1485] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 02:45:03 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/25/19 08:28:06] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:47 towards level 172.
[10/25/19 18:18:16] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 284. 0 days, 02:51:30 is added to kocka's timer towards level 172.
[10/25/19 19:09:01] kocka fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:58:52 from level 172.
[10/26/19 01:31:22] [Sanyi], kocka, and wilk [1699/4130] have team battled 4R0N, Qpe, and cateye [984/3942] and won! 0 days, 03:22:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/19 17:33:37] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:57 towards level 172.
[10/27/19 02:10:41] Joska [1169/1742] has come upon kocka [953/1471] and gave em what was coming! 25 days, 15:06:04 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/27/19 11:16:57] wilk [67/1243] has come upon kocka [1350/1471] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 11:22:01 is added to wilk's clock.
[10/27/19 20:40:43] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 18:00:58 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[10/27/19 22:10:43] kocka [1299/1471] has come upon cateye [711/1177] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:58:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/28/19 20:31:46] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:25:06 is removed from their time toward level 172.
[10/28/19 23:10:40] [Sanyi] [1055/1416] has come upon kocka [1019/1471] and rocked it! 4 days, 09:16:54 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/29/19 04:10:42] Joska [1487/1742] has come upon kocka [611/1471] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 09:29:22 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/29/19 06:22:07] Kiinga and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/19 18:05:41] peta, Qpe, and cateye [2098/4069] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and kocka [3030/4209] and lost! 0 days, 16:12:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/19 00:47:59] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:06 towards level 172.
[10/31/19 01:10:40] kocka [148/1471] has come upon Darwick [73/1162] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 04:15:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/31/19 02:01:25] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/19 10:45:11] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:42 from level 172.
[10/31/19 17:52:45] [Sanyi], Qpe, and peta [2851/4308] have team battled Kiinga, DarwickAK, and kocka [280/4373] and won! 0 days, 00:47:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/19 18:07:24] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:24 towards level 172.
[11/01/19 02:53:01] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:14 towards level 172.
[11/01/19 08:43:38] kocka [908/1471] has come upon luI [441/1290] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 00:53:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/01/19 10:55:31] kocka [767/1471] has come upon Darwick [441/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 69 days, 17:43:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/01/19 14:04:03] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/19 16:34:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 57 days, 01:15:12 toward level 173.
[11/01/19 22:10:40] kocka [1136/1471] has come upon luI [728/1290] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 17:14:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/02/19 08:10:40] DarwickAK [1285/1415] has come upon kocka [1040/1471] and rocked it! 38 days, 05:34:10 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/02/19 19:46:56] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:14:00 is removed from their time toward level 173.
[11/03/19 01:09:27] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:53 towards level 173.
[11/03/19 02:53:27] peta, cateye, and Sanyi [1353/4283] have team battled kocka, luI, and 4R0N [2137/4159] and lost! 0 days, 13:55:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/19 09:10:42] kocka [596/1471] has come upon cateye [614/1182] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 12:50:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/04/19 05:10:40] kocka [154/1471] has come upon 4R0N [496/1398] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 05:56:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/05/19 08:56:28] Kiinga, cateye, kocka, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/19 21:10:43] kocka [841/1471] has come upon peta [1340/1525] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:12:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/06/19 17:10:39] wilk [223/1252] has come upon kocka [1251/1471] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 04:47:48 is added to wilk's clock.
[11/06/19 22:10:43] [Sanyi] [1316/1414] has come upon kocka [488/1471] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 19:07:33 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/07/19 09:31:33] kocka ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:46:33 from level 173.
[11/07/19 10:12:23] peta, wilk, kocka, and 4R0N have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/19 13:10:43] wilk [183/1252] has come upon kocka [359/1471] and got flexed on in combat! 8 days, 09:03:59 is added to wilk's clock.
[11/07/19 15:21:25] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 23:34:35 is removed from their time toward level 173.
[11/08/19 04:10:40] kocka [178/1471] has come upon peta [648/1525] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:45:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/08/19 15:12:25] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 22:14:28 is removed from their time toward level 173.
[11/08/19 18:52:59] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:48:20 is removed from their time toward level 173.
[11/08/19 19:10:43] kocka [244/1478] has come upon [Sanyi] [739/1414] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:49:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/09/19 03:44:02] peta, wilk, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/19 14:46:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 05:30:33 toward level 173.
[11/09/19 15:10:41] kocka [945/1478] has come upon GDI [79/1492] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:01:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/10/19 05:14:57] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:05 towards level 173.
[11/10/19 18:34:55] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 123 damage. 0 days, 02:52:23 is added to kocka's timer towards level 173.
[11/11/19 09:28:57] kocka [131/1478] has come upon DarwickAK [371/1415] and realized it was a bad decision! 40 days, 19:05:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/11/19 20:06:46] kocka was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 05:05:22 from level 174.
[11/11/19 22:10:40] kocka [253/1478] has come upon 4R0N [1292/1414] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 04:37:10 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/13/19 05:34:01] peta, Sanyi, and kocka [2578/4589] have team battled GDI, Qpe, and luI [2815/4183] and lost! 15 days, 22:43:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/19 18:07:53] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 72 days, 18:59:10 is removed from their time toward level 174.
[11/14/19 00:10:41] Sanyi [1297/1576] has come upon kocka [1310/1478] and got flexed on in combat! 9 days, 04:37:43 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/14/19 13:04:30] [Sanyi], Darwick, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/19 13:04:52] kocka [115/1478] has come upon Darwick [682/1162] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 13:11:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/15/19 06:10:41] gyilkos [411/1590] has come upon kocka [1286/1478] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 23:43:18 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[11/15/19 14:09:26] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 14:45:16 is removed from their time toward level 174.
[11/16/19 12:10:43] kocka [626/1478] has come upon DarwickAK [477/1415] and rocked it! 71 days, 14:46:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/16/19 12:10:43] In the fierce battle, DarwickAK dropped his level 138 amulet! kocka picks it up, tossing his old level 116 amulet to DarwickAK.
[11/16/19 14:39:06] kocka and GDI have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/19 17:10:43] kocka [1219/1502] has come upon peta [1107/1535] and rocked it! 31 days, 21:58:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/16/19 19:53:26] kocka slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kocka's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/19 03:10:43] Darwick [311/1162] has come upon kocka [354/1494] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 02:52:22 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/17/19 10:37:36] kocka reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kocka's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/19 17:31:59] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 86 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:53:23 is added to kocka's timer towards level 174.
[11/18/19 02:21:45] DarwickAK, kocka, Sanyi, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/19 04:10:39] kocka [811/1500] has come upon [Sanyi] [314/1428] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 15:49:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/18/19 05:40:32] Kiinga and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/19 09:10:41] kocka [723/1500] has come upon Darwick [30/1162] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 20:34:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/19/19 00:10:42] cateye [1146/1219] has come upon kocka [1248/1500] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 01:45:22 is added to cateye's clock.
[11/19/19 18:19:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 01:25:34 from level 174.
[11/20/19 05:47:21] wilk, gyilkos, cateye, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/19 23:31:21] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:18 towards level 174.
[11/21/19 02:59:45] [Sanyi], kocka, Sanyi, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/19 22:10:41] gyilkos [1221/1583] has come upon kocka [662/1500] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 23:27:15 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[11/22/19 16:47:16] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:39:24 is removed from their time toward level 174.
[11/22/19 18:10:43] kocka [951/1500] has come upon IRPGbot [696/1760] and rocked it! 1 day, 12:00:35 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/23/19 14:30:44] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:13 towards level 174.
[11/23/19 15:46:57] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:13 towards level 174.
[11/23/19 19:36:17] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/19 15:10:42] kocka [1293/1500] has come upon Kiinga [78/1504] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 01:35:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/25/19 08:28:00] kocka [124/1500] has come upon DarwickAK [1101/1402] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:03:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/26/19 11:42:33] [Sanyi], Sanyi, and Darwick [61/4180] have team battled kocka, 4R0N, and GDI [3953/4406] and lost! 0 days, 21:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/19 19:44:02] kocka [705/1500] has come upon gyilkos [1564/1583] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 41 days, 01:05:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/27/19 08:54:40] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 10:06:19 towards level 175.
[11/27/19 16:02:22] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 125. 0 days, 02:54:37 is added to kocka's timer towards level 175.
[11/27/19 23:10:43] cateye [1023/1219] has come upon kocka [536/1500] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 00:05:17 is removed from cateye's clock.
[11/28/19 12:29:56] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/19 15:16:28] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 14:31:41 towards level 175.
[11/29/19 08:25:07] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/19 09:56:11] wilk, DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/19 14:08:34] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:18:25 towards level 175.
[11/30/19 21:10:41] [Sanyi] [1184/1435] has come upon kocka [1089/1500] and gave em what was coming! 57 days, 22:40:25 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/01/19 07:10:41] luI [69/1301] has come upon kocka [392/1500] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 00:52:06 is added to luI's clock.
[12/01/19 12:10:42] GDI [578/1492] has come upon kocka [777/1500] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 21 days, 17:21:52 is added to GDI's clock.
[12/02/19 09:09:20] luI [461/1301] has come upon kocka [1104/1500] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 06:13:40 is added to luI's clock.
[12/02/19 09:36:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 17 days, 19:58:17 toward level 175.
[12/03/19 09:10:43] kocka [1258/1500] has come upon Sanyi [141/1582] and straight stomped them in combat! 33 days, 15:30:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/04/19 00:10:41] GDI [1028/1492] has come upon kocka [57/1500] and straight stomped them in combat! 25 days, 06:12:53 is removed from GDI's clock.
[12/04/19 01:01:39] peta, wilk, Qpe, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/19 05:10:39] luI [513/1301] has come upon kocka [1013/1500] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 06:38:48 is added to luI's clock.
[12/04/19 09:34:37] kocka EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:46:50 from level 175.
[12/04/19 11:57:08] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:34:31 towards level 175.
[12/05/19 06:10:43] kocka [746/1500] has come upon peta [440/1511] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 09:32:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/06/19 13:55:09] [Sanyi] [907/1437] has come upon kocka [235/1500] and straight stomped them in combat! 71 days, 10:59:51 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/06/19 14:41:38] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 18:38:47 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[12/06/19 15:15:30] Kiinga and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/19 14:32:36] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 21:51:17 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[12/07/19 20:29:27] Kiinga [603/1504] has come upon kocka [179/1500] and straight stomped them in combat! 58 days, 13:23:51 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[12/08/19 07:32:59] wilk, gyilkos, Qpe, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/19 12:02:07] peta, Sanyi, and kocka [2676/4597] have team battled wilk, GDI, and gyilkos [2082/4335] and won! 1 day, 05:41:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/19 17:28:38] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:03 towards level 175.
[12/08/19 19:10:43] kocka [470/1500] has come upon [Sanyi] [827/1437] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 02:29:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/09/19 10:34:05] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:22:01 is removed from their time toward level 175.
[12/09/19 21:48:52] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:51 from level 175.
[12/10/19 00:36:57] Sanyi, [Sanyi], and peta [2270/4534] have team battled luI, kocka, and Darwick [1150/3985] and won! 5 days, 06:38:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/19 11:10:43] gyilkos [161/1592] has come upon kocka [577/1500] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:03:36 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/10/19 21:01:32] Kiinga, peta, and luI [224/4320] have team battled cateye, kocka, and [Sanyi] [230/4156] and lost! 2 days, 06:53:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/19 03:57:18] gyilkos, DarwickAK, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/19 17:10:39] kocka [1478/1500] has come upon gyilkos [1002/1592] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:15:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/11/19 23:47:48] kocka ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:19 from level 175.
[12/12/19 18:10:40] kocka [942/1500] has come upon IRPGbot [803/1770] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 00:15:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/12/19 19:12:53] kocka [382/1500] has come upon Qpe [881/1417] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 28 days, 01:56:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/12/19 22:33:48] [Sanyi], kocka, Sanyi, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/19 12:40:45] wilk [1029/1262] has come upon kocka [1328/1500] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 14 days, 01:05:29 is added to wilk's clock.
[12/14/19 05:12:42] luI, wilk, and kocka [1272/4055] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and GDI [3762/4526] and lost! 0 days, 11:38:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/19 09:49:08] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 24 days, 10:56:34 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[12/15/19 01:10:42] luI [829/1293] has come upon kocka [638/1500] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 19:45:55 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/15/19 04:40:16] wilk, DarwickAK, kocka, and GDI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/19 03:10:12] [Sanyi], cateye, kocka, and GDI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/19 09:31:12] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 101 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:55:49 is added to kocka's timer towards level 176.
[12/16/19 13:11:39] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 123 damage. 0 days, 02:55:02 is added to kocka's timer towards level 176.
[12/16/19 18:59:59] peta [888/1515] has come upon kocka [1090/1500] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 06:20:38 is added to peta's clock.
[12/17/19 09:22:11] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 04:48:30 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[12/17/19 23:10:41] wilk [430/1262] has come upon kocka [306/1500] and rocked it! 15 days, 16:58:44 is removed from wilk's clock.
[12/18/19 09:10:40] luI [222/1321] has come upon kocka [141/1500] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 11:35:29 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/19/19 01:35:27] DarwickAK, Sanyi, and kocka [1308/4560] have team battled cateye, luI, and Darwick [1515/3729] and lost! 3 days, 04:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/19 08:57:37] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/19 10:37:40] peta, [Sanyi], Qpe, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/19 21:26:22] DarwickAK [1443/1478] has come upon kocka [631/1500] and straight stomped them in combat! 29 days, 20:18:34 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[12/22/19 03:10:42] kocka [243/1500] has come upon Sanyi [767/1582] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 05:51:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/22/19 10:44:22] kocka [1249/1500] has come upon Kiinga [161/1504] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 00:20:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/22/19 13:01:46] kocka was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:40:11 from level 176.
[12/24/19 07:31:59] gyilkos, Darwick, kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/19 13:49:24] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Kiinga [413/4574] have team battled [Sanyi], kocka, and cateye [1435/4162] and lost! 0 days, 05:30:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/19 02:17:23] peta [205/1445] has come upon kocka [531/1500] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:14:54 is added to peta's clock.
[12/25/19 04:15:58] kocka reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kocka's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/19 11:36:46] [Sanyi] [507/1443] has come upon kocka [365/1507] and gave em what was coming! 30 days, 12:16:48 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/26/19 16:36:43] Qpe [417/1447] has come upon kocka [842/1507] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:22:18 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/26/19 19:27:44] gyilkos, kocka, and Qpe [4544/4546] have team battled cateye, [Sanyi], and luI [537/3983] and won! 0 days, 00:48:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/19 06:42:15] gyilkos [590/1592] has come upon kocka [1026/1507] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:03:32 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/27/19 08:19:57] wilk [452/1265] has come upon kocka [1476/1507] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 07:05:29 is added to wilk's clock.
[12/27/19 16:24:43] kocka was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:41:46 from level 176.
[12/28/19 03:36:46] kocka [628/1507] has come upon gyilkos [1553/1592] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 15:06:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/28/19 20:40:06] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 158 with their belt. 0 days, 02:55:00 is added to kocka's timer towards level 176.
[12/29/19 14:22:15] kocka reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kocka's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/19 15:53:01] Kiinga [113/1519] has come upon kocka [361/1513] and got flexed on in combat! 18 days, 16:03:27 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[12/30/19 09:08:56] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/19 10:19:43] kocka [469/1513] has come upon IRPGbot [190/1770] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 01:27:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/30/19 11:46:43] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:54:25 towards level 176.
[12/31/19 08:53:18] gyilkos, peta, luI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/19 09:39:39] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Sanyi [1127/4474] have team battled kocka, peta, and Joska [3972/4710] and lost! 1 day, 18:01:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/19 21:19:40] gyilkos [1481/1592] has come upon kocka [1268/1513] and fucked they ass up! 50 days, 13:25:38 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/01/20 06:53:22] cateye, 4R0N, Qpe, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/20 12:19:41] kocka [170/1513] has come upon luI [785/1321] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:19:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/01/20 19:23:13] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 18:28:28 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[01/02/20 19:14:21] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 14:40:54 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[01/02/20 19:14:21] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 189. 0 days, 02:55:50 is added to kocka's timer towards level 176.
[01/02/20 23:19:44] kocka [100/1513] has come upon 4R0N [933/1363] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:28:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/03/20 00:34:00] kocka [186/1513] has come upon peta [594/1455] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:46:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/03/20 08:28:14] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:39:57 towards level 176.
[01/04/20 01:46:07] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:30 towards level 176.
[01/04/20 10:19:40] kocka [248/1513] has come upon Darwick [878/1191] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:16:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/04/20 17:53:58] cateye, gyilkos, [Sanyi], and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/20 18:17:57] kocka [995/1513] has come upon cateye [1132/1219] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 16:21:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/05/20 16:56:09] cateye, wilk, luI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/20 18:47:57] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 60 damage. 0 days, 02:55:21 is added to kocka's timer towards level 176.
[01/05/20 22:28:30] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 257 damage. 0 days, 02:55:01 is added to kocka's timer towards level 176.
[01/06/20 22:19:41] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:39:40 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[01/07/20 08:13:28] Qpe, wilk, and peta [2429/4175] have team battled kocka, Sanyi, and gyilkos [1686/4688] and won! 0 days, 07:47:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/20 09:31:31] Qpe [1404/1447] has come upon kocka [561/1513] and straight stomped them in combat! 49 days, 22:59:50 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/08/20 15:57:55] 4R0N, wilk, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/20 18:21:19] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:11:30 is removed from their time toward level 176.
[01/08/20 19:19:43] kocka [32/1513] has come upon wilk [221/1265] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:57:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/08/20 22:01:50] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 30. 0 days, 02:55:57 is added to kocka's timer towards level 176.
[01/09/20 04:11:54] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:03 towards level 176.
[01/09/20 20:19:43] Sanyi [1400/1582] has come upon kocka [1372/1513] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 07:42:47 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/09/20 20:59:46] kocka [1253/1513] has come upon Kiinga [829/1519] and straight stomped them in combat! 59 days, 19:48:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/09/20 21:52:55] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 9 days, 13:39:01 is removed from their time toward level 177.
[01/10/20 00:52:10] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 10:58:15] cateye, Joska, wilk, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/20 14:19:21] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:43:15 from level 177.
[01/10/20 21:19:41] Sanyi [616/1582] has come upon kocka [982/1513] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 01:35:14 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/11/20 22:07:11] wilk, kocka, and Kiinga [2605/4297] have team battled luI, [Sanyi], and 4R0N [2295/4283] and won! 1 day, 12:06:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/20 04:36:20] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:21:09 towards level 177.
[01/12/20 08:00:03] kocka lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:28:12 from level 177.
[01/12/20 13:53:20] Kiinga [181/1519] has come upon kocka [52/1513] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 18:22:24 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[01/12/20 18:45:47] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/20 01:38:00] kocka got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:53:58 from level 177.
[01/13/20 11:12:59] kocka EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:55:00 from level 177.
[01/13/20 14:19:39] peta [1098/1463] has come upon kocka [472/1513] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 23:04:27 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/14/20 04:20:46] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/20 21:08:33] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 04:21:57 is removed from their time toward level 177.
[01/15/20 13:24:14] Darwick, 4R0N, Qpe, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/20 12:19:39] kocka [977/1513] has come upon DarwickAK [789/1478] and gave em what was coming! 20 days, 10:29:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/16/20 22:19:40] Kiinga [899/1519] has come upon kocka [887/1513] and rocked it! 45 days, 06:31:09 is removed from Kiinga's clock.
[01/19/20 20:19:41] kocka [1151/1513] has come upon gyilkos [1454/1593] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 11:39:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/19/20 20:24:12] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 46. 0 days, 02:56:32 is added to kocka's timer towards level 177.
[01/20/20 16:19:44] kocka [115/1513] has come upon Sanyi [110/1586] and fucked they ass up! 25 days, 06:39:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/21/20 12:19:41] kocka [34/1513] has come upon wilk [554/1265] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:17:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/21/20 22:19:43] wilk [544/1265] has come upon kocka [802/1513] and got flexed on in combat! 6 days, 17:51:18 is added to wilk's clock.
[01/22/20 19:57:28] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 10:57:05 is removed from their time toward level 177.
[01/23/20 19:48:40] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 18 damage. 0 days, 02:56:15 is added to kocka's timer towards level 177.
[01/24/20 15:19:41] gyilkos [380/1593] has come upon kocka [110/1513] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 23:49:24 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/24/20 20:19:41] Kiinga [582/1519] has come upon kocka [804/1513] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 12:05:00 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/26/20 23:38:58] kocka sharpened the edge of his weapon! kocka's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/20 07:44:12] kocka [580/1558] has come upon DarwickAK [669/1510] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 9 days, 01:35:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/27/20 18:19:43] Kiinga [322/1519] has come upon kocka [1373/1558] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 19:00:38 is added to Kiinga's clock.
[01/28/20 04:19:39] kocka [959/1558] has come upon cateye [831/1219] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 10:47:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/28/20 07:06:24] gyilkos, GDI, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/20 16:32:51] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:12:46 towards level 177.
[01/29/20 05:19:42] kocka [345/1558] has come upon Joska [565/1742] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 5 days, 20:36:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/29/20 05:25:09] kocka, GDI, and [Sanyi] [886/4480] have team battled gyilkos, 4R0N, and Qpe [2637/4423] and lost! 0 days, 23:46:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/20 11:55:38] cateye, DarwickAK, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/20 07:47:53] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:24:10 is removed from their time toward level 177.
[05/21/20 22:58:19] kocka [1490/1558] has come upon Kiinga [1311/1566] and rocked it! 9 days, 08:37:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/22/20 03:58:18] kocka [278/1558] has come upon gyilkos [424/1650] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 21:30:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/22/20 03:58:31] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 16:44:01 is removed from their time toward level 177.
[05/22/20 07:39:11] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 202. 0 days, 02:56:47 is added to kocka's timer towards level 177.
[05/22/20 08:58:21] Darwick [570/1260] has come upon kocka [934/1558] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 18:15:04 is added to Darwick's clock.
[05/22/20 15:32:54] [Sanyi], kocka, Kiinga, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/20 20:49:29] peta, wilk, and [Sanyi] [3045/4273] have team battled luI, kocka, and Darwick [3779/4295] and lost! 0 days, 06:06:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/20 11:20:58] kocka, Kiinga, wilk, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/20 07:58:00] Qpe [1188/1401] has come upon kocka [378/1558] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:22:59 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[05/25/20 07:58:04] Qpe [300/1401] has come upon kocka [767/1558] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:59:06 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/25/20 16:58:19] kocka [20/1558] has come upon Kiinga [1519/1593] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:26:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/25/20 21:36:43] Sanyi, kocka, and luI [3816/4567] have team battled Darwick, wilk, and Qpe [770/3994] and won! 0 days, 01:15:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/20 21:58:19] GDI [100/1490] has come upon kocka [1284/1558] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 22:40:23 is added to GDI's clock.
[05/26/20 02:27:01] luI, kocka, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/20 02:58:21] kocka [581/1558] has come upon Darwick [265/1269] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 01:02:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/26/20 07:03:54] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 202 damage. 0 days, 02:56:23 is added to kocka's timer towards level 177.
[05/26/20 12:23:14] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/20 05:07:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 02:06:39 toward level 177.
[05/27/20 08:42:39] kocka [649/1558] has come upon GDI [796/1490] and realized it was a bad decision! 43 days, 11:12:54 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/27/20 08:47:13] kocka EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 15:19:49 from level 178.
[05/28/20 02:49:11] kocka, GDI, and Darwick [2026/4317] have team battled peta, wilk, and luI [1389/4241] and won! 0 days, 01:36:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/20 06:46:09] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 44 days, 11:02:52 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[05/29/20 02:01:11] kocka got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 03:54:55 from level 178.
[05/29/20 11:07:38] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 01:58:29 towards level 178.
[05/29/20 15:08:48] GDI, kocka, and Kiinga [486/4641] have team battled wilk, [Sanyi], and Qpe [3260/4316] and lost! 6 days, 09:43:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/20 01:53:57] Sanyi, [Sanyi], kocka, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/20 01:58:22] Sanyi [1348/1541] has come upon kocka [819/1558] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 03:42:33 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[05/30/20 02:47:52] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 62 days, 13:28:58 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[05/30/20 21:33:30] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/20 02:58:22] kocka [755/1558] has come upon Sanyi [1401/1541] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 01:56:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/31/20 07:43:28] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:24:31 towards level 178.
[06/01/20 02:30:14] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 21:51:28 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[06/01/20 10:39:49] Sanyi, kocka, wilk, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/20 17:42:25] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:01:13 towards level 178.
[06/01/20 17:52:27] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:26:00 towards level 178.
[06/02/20 01:18:07] HellSpawn [11/51] has come upon kocka [331/1558] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 00:09:30 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/02/20 09:33:56] kocka [303/1558] has come upon wilk [1029/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 06:25:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/02/20 14:01:23] luI [555/1451] has come upon kocka [856/1558] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:08:12 is added to luI's clock.
[06/03/20 04:00:51] GDI [971/1490] has come upon kocka [446/1558] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 08:47:10 is removed from GDI's clock.
[06/03/20 16:35:57] HellSpawn [93/230] has come upon kocka [101/1558] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:42:11 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/03/20 17:51:01] HellSpawn, luI, and [Sanyi] [799/3262] have team battled kocka, Darwick, and wilk [1857/4151] and lost! 0 days, 01:27:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/20 09:15:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 2 days, 01:17:27 toward level 178.
[06/04/20 10:41:07] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:09:35 towards level 178.
[06/04/20 13:29:31] luI [289/1451] has come upon kocka [444/1558] and got flexed on in combat! 31 days, 19:05:29 is added to luI's clock.
[06/04/20 16:30:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 21 days, 03:04:31 toward level 178.
[06/04/20 22:51:18] Darwick, kocka, luI, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/20 01:54:44] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 19:39:27 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[06/05/20 07:58:19] Sanyi [1508/1545] has come upon kocka [25/1558] and straight stomped them in combat! 45 days, 00:34:14 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[06/05/20 17:00:58] wilk [1214/1324] has come upon kocka [960/1558] and rocked it! 8 days, 00:12:08 is removed from wilk's clock.
[06/05/20 17:17:28] kocka [1228/1558] has come upon wilk [1090/1324] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 16:01:47 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/05/20 17:58:21] kocka [944/1558] has come upon [Sanyi] [1346/1581] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:11:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/06/20 01:18:28] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:47 towards level 178.
[06/06/20 17:55:35] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/20 00:13:25] peta, Kiinga, kocka, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/20 04:58:19] kocka [795/1558] has come upon peta [657/1471] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 22:53:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/07/20 05:17:23] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:13:20 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[06/08/20 00:58:20] gyilkos [117/1658] has come upon kocka [119/1558] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 15:20:49 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/08/20 05:08:26] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 07:06:11 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[06/08/20 12:05:14] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 06:58:19] kocka [458/1558] has come upon [Sanyi] [400/1581] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 00:21:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/09/20 16:58:22] kocka [768/1558] has come upon Kiinga [1184/1586] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:45:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/09/20 21:58:20] kocka [197/1558] has come upon Kiinga [783/1592] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:06:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/10/20 01:10:11] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:51:46 is removed from their time toward level 178.
[06/10/20 23:00:56] Darwick, wilk, kocka, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/20 23:01:01] kocka [548/1558] has come upon wilk [500/1324] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 10:03:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/11/20 04:44:54] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:19 towards level 178.
[06/11/20 08:28:59] gyilkos [225/1658] has come upon kocka [1239/1570] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:31:39 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[06/12/20 04:33:04] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 119 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:57:10 is added to kocka's timer towards level 178.
[06/12/20 14:58:22] kocka [1533/1570] has come upon IRPGbot [1387/1844] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 00:16:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/12/20 16:05:36] kocka [1427/1570] has come upon Kiinga [793/1592] and straight stomped them in combat! 65 days, 14:10:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/13/20 04:24:06] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 02:59:33 is removed from their time toward level 179.
[06/13/20 10:58:23] kocka [351/1570] has come upon [Sanyi] [899/1628] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 20:00:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/13/20 20:58:20] Qpe [1293/1491] has come upon kocka [1229/1570] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 17:07:12 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[06/14/20 01:47:45] Kiinga and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/20 21:58:23] Qpe [798/1491] has come upon kocka [485/1570] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 22:34:11 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[06/15/20 12:58:20] kocka [983/1570] has come upon IRPGbot [1419/1844] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 11:48:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/15/20 22:58:20] kocka [1166/1570] has come upon gyilkos [328/1658] and straight stomped them in combat! 54 days, 01:10:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/16/20 03:58:19] kocka [354/1570] has come upon Kiinga [872/1592] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 08:42:37 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/16/20 15:02:03] peta, wilk, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/20 15:02:40] kocka [497/1570] has come upon wilk [993/1324] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 01:48:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/17/20 03:48:41] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 216 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 02:58:44 is added to kocka's timer towards level 179.
[06/17/20 08:51:49] wilk, HellSpawn, and Sanyi [1772/3717] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and peta [1486/4676] and won! 0 days, 02:06:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/20 09:52:20] Darwick, peta, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/20 10:08:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 30 days, 11:13:23 toward level 179.
[06/17/20 12:15:42] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:04 towards level 179.
[06/17/20 16:00:34] Darwick, gyilkos, and kocka [1419/4423] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and 4R0N [1150/4619] and won! 2 days, 19:16:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/20 19:58:19] kocka [691/1570] has come upon Kiinga [958/1592] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 10:19:50 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/18/20 02:47:26] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/20 21:26:58] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:16:12 towards level 179.
[06/19/20 01:33:19] kocka [723/1570] has come upon HellSpawn [151/869] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:31:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/19/20 03:30:54] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 03:51:47 is removed from their time toward level 179.
[06/19/20 06:58:19] kocka [1045/1570] has come upon [Sanyi] [1333/1628] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 23:41:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/19/20 16:58:20] kocka [1494/1570] has come upon Darwick [456/1195] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 06:30:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/19/20 21:58:22] kocka [1120/1570] has come upon peta [297/1478] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 00:06:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/20/20 01:42:49] kocka, Qpe, and HellSpawn [3215/3953] have team battled peta, [Sanyi], and Darwick [3025/4301] and won! 0 days, 14:38:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/20 12:26:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 10:34:15 toward level 179.
[06/20/20 22:58:19] kocka [561/1570] has come upon [Sanyi] [517/1628] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 23:12:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/21/20 03:58:19] gyilkos [1294/1658] has come upon kocka [562/1570] and straight stomped them in combat! 93 days, 10:53:41 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[06/21/20 14:51:28] Darwick, kocka, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/20 14:51:28] kocka [516/1570] has come upon Darwick [124/1195] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 03:32:51 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/21/20 15:24:40] HellSpawn [820/892] has come upon kocka [1346/1570] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:15:00 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/21/20 15:40:35] kocka, wilk, and [Sanyi] [3/4523] have team battled 4R0N, gyilkos, and luI [2053/4637] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/20 19:41:28] kocka [1320/1570] has come upon luI [13/1472] and straight stomped them in combat! 57 days, 12:31:28 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/22/20 03:04:18] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 00:31:17 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[06/22/20 10:24:28] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/20 02:46:39] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 02:31:47 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[06/24/20 09:20:13] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/20 11:58:19] peta [1006/1522] has come upon kocka [1160/1576] and realized it was a bad decision! 29 days, 11:16:07 is added to peta's clock.
[06/24/20 16:58:21] Darwick [217/1195] has come upon kocka [350/1576] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 14:11:20 is added to Darwick's clock.
[06/24/20 22:57:16] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 20:09:23 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[06/25/20 02:58:19] kocka [68/1576] has come upon wilk [1296/1325] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 08:51:22 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/25/20 22:58:12] wilk, 4R0N, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/20 23:01:05] HellSpawn [806/892] has come upon kocka [300/1576] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:22:01 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/26/20 02:20:57] kocka [1479/1576] has come upon 4R0N [959/1507] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 20:25:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/26/20 03:58:22] kocka [321/1576] has come upon Darwick [916/1195] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 10:07:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/26/20 22:39:35] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 23:36:35 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[06/26/20 23:58:20] Sanyi [386/1545] has come upon kocka [1559/1576] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 20:35:31 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[06/27/20 03:12:17] kocka set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:12:50 from level 180.
[06/27/20 14:58:20] kocka [1276/1576] has come upon peta [176/1522] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 05:01:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/27/20 18:25:53] Darwick, gyilkos, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/20 20:57:26] wilk, kocka, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/20 20:58:19] kocka [520/1576] has come upon [Sanyi] [1543/1628] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 00:34:41 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/29/20 00:25:18] kocka reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kocka's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/20 02:02:31] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 22:27:37 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[06/29/20 13:03:23] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/20 21:58:22] kocka [1194/1584] has come upon HellSpawn [657/893] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 16:38:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/30/20 02:35:45] gyilkos, 4R0N, kocka, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/20 10:55:07] kocka bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:46:57 from level 180.
[06/30/20 20:24:26] Darwick, 4R0N, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/20 21:55:15] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:01:41 is removed from their time toward level 180.
[07/03/20 00:58:20] kocka [438/1584] has come upon gyilkos [144/1658] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 08:08:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/03/20 15:58:19] HellSpawn [495/893] has come upon kocka [643/1584] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 20:20:22 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/03/20 20:58:21] Darwick [1063/1195] has come upon kocka [97/1584] and straight stomped them in combat! 34 days, 13:28:33 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/04/20 19:18:30] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/20 03:15:24] kocka was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:19 from level 180.
[07/05/20 06:04:39] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:47 towards level 180.
[07/05/20 11:40:44] wilk, gyilkos, kocka, and luI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/20 14:03:40] kocka [1228/1597] has come upon gyilkos [67/1658] and straight stomped them in combat! 81 days, 16:29:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/06/20 01:00:25] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 09:38:46 is removed from their time toward level 181.
[07/06/20 08:58:19] kocka [1463/1597] has come upon gyilkos [576/1658] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 23:40:15 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/06/20 13:58:22] Qpe [178/1480] has come upon kocka [44/1597] and rocked it! 19 days, 05:45:00 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[07/08/20 01:10:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 21 days, 15:42:32 toward level 181.
[07/09/20 06:58:22] kocka [537/1597] has come upon Darwick [106/1202] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 14:58:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/10/20 07:58:22] luI [1435/1494] has come upon kocka [987/1597] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 01:55:37 is removed from luI's clock.
[07/10/20 12:58:20] kocka [423/1597] has come upon [Sanyi] [1080/1628] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 09:30:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/12/20 00:07:09] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 20:42:37 is removed from their time toward level 181.
[07/12/20 14:58:18] [Sanyi] [478/1628] has come upon kocka [723/1597] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:05:39 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/12/20 16:11:28] Darwick, 4R0N, and HellSpawn [3241/3623] have team battled peta, kocka, and gyilkos [2918/4765] and won! 0 days, 19:43:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/20 13:47:28] Qpe, HellSpawn, and Sanyi [2080/3918] have team battled 4R0N, kocka, and gyilkos [3509/4750] and lost! 0 days, 11:54:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/20 19:43:43] peta, kocka, and gyilkos [2655/4765] have team battled luI, Darwick, and 4R0N [3386/4224] and lost! 1 day, 09:19:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/20 06:56:54] wilk, gyilkos, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/20 16:58:18] HellSpawn [652/902] has come upon kocka [426/1597] and rocked it! 0 days, 18:54:15 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/14/20 20:00:07] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 08:54:24 is removed from their time toward level 181.
[07/15/20 01:29:27] wilk, kocka, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/20 02:58:21] Sanyi [742/1545] has come upon kocka [435/1597] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:51:48 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[07/15/20 06:35:19] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:03 towards level 181.
[07/15/20 23:31:49] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 26 damage. 0 days, 03:00:00 is added to kocka's timer towards level 181.
[07/16/20 13:58:20] kocka [1261/1597] has come upon Sanyi [713/1545] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:57:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/17/20 01:50:53] Darwick, 4R0N, kocka, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/20 04:37:13] kocka [1150/1597] has come upon gyilkos [113/1624] and straight stomped them in combat! 82 days, 04:00:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/17/20 14:58:19] kocka [926/1597] has come upon peta [1516/1536] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 06:14:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/17/20 16:07:38] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 01:51:33 towards level 182.
[07/17/20 23:14:03] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 18:25:50 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[07/18/20 05:58:18] kocka [942/1597] has come upon 4R0N [839/1500] and gave em what was coming! 23 days, 20:39:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/18/20 19:24:34] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 04:44:34 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[07/19/20 19:15:40] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 14:03:20 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[07/19/20 22:56:16] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 13 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:01:16 is added to kocka's timer towards level 182.
[07/20/20 22:58:22] kocka [1468/1597] has come upon wilk [316/1336] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 00:42:11 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/21/20 13:58:20] Darwick [774/1223] has come upon kocka [505/1597] and rocked it! 7 days, 08:50:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[07/21/20 22:25:42] HellSpawn, kocka, and wilk [2057/3853] have team battled 4R0N, luI, and gyilkos [2477/4618] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/20 09:54:14] gyilkos, kocka, luI, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/20 14:48:49] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/20 14:58:19] luI [1113/1494] has come upon kocka [113/1597] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:36:54 is removed from luI's clock.
[07/22/20 18:49:12] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 11:20:27 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[07/22/20 22:29:46] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 79. 0 days, 03:01:27 is added to kocka's timer towards level 182.
[07/23/20 11:00:03] kocka, luI, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/20 16:22:52] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:06 towards level 182.
[07/24/20 22:12:01] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 18:19:40 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[07/25/20 10:25:17] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:05 towards level 182.
[07/25/20 22:58:21] kocka [548/1597] has come upon luI [1080/1494] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:20:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/26/20 08:58:19] peta [937/1533] has come upon kocka [831/1597] and rocked it! 40 days, 06:04:54 is removed from peta's clock.
[07/26/20 14:50:12] kocka, luI, Qpe, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/20 18:58:20] Darwick [592/1216] has come upon kocka [942/1597] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:34:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[07/26/20 23:58:22] kocka [1134/1597] has come upon HellSpawn [658/920] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:06:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/27/20 00:47:53] kocka broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:19 from level 182.
[07/27/20 09:14:44] Darwick, kocka, luI, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/20 14:58:19] kocka [1131/1597] has come upon Qpe [351/1480] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:53:47 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/27/20 16:09:54] 4R0N [1044/1559] has come upon kocka [1451/1597] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 22 days, 20:39:17 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[07/27/20 19:53:19] 4R0N [1277/1559] has come upon kocka [948/1597] and straight stomped them in combat! 51 days, 09:37:52 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[07/28/20 05:58:21] kocka [1587/1597] has come upon Darwick [1082/1216] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:47:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/28/20 08:16:00] kocka got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:49 from level 182.
[07/28/20 09:09:00] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:59 towards level 182.
[07/28/20 10:06:10] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:19 towards level 182.
[07/28/20 17:56:09] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from their time toward level 182.
[07/29/20 02:16:38] kocka [1535/1597] has come upon luI [1063/1494] and straight stomped them in combat! 60 days, 06:19:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/29/20 06:58:19] kocka [1352/1597] has come upon Darwick [98/1216] and straight stomped them in combat! 51 days, 09:25:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/29/20 10:05:38] DarwickAK, Sanyi, and peta [1090/4675] have team battled [Sanyi], wilk, and kocka [246/4569] and won! 0 days, 08:43:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/20 11:45:32] [Sanyi] [1424/1636] has come upon kocka [311/1597] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 01:25:31 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[07/29/20 17:47:16] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 23:42:39 is removed from their time toward level 183.
[07/29/20 21:27:54] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 51 with their belt. 0 days, 03:02:20 is added to kocka's timer towards level 183.
[07/30/20 01:15:14] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:40:36 towards level 183.
[07/30/20 02:58:20] kocka [467/1597] has come upon [Sanyi] [425/1636] and fucked they ass up! 22 days, 15:38:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/30/20 20:51:16] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:58:26 towards level 183.
[07/31/20 02:47:24] kocka, DarwickAK, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/20 08:58:22] luI [287/1494] has come upon kocka [256/1597] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 19:54:08 is removed from luI's clock.
[07/31/20 21:41:39] peta, kocka, luI, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/20 09:58:23] kocka [1513/1597] has come upon DarwickAK [1333/1607] and gave em what was coming! 5 days, 06:24:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/01/20 17:20:45] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 17:45:15 is removed from their time toward level 183.
[08/02/20 15:57:43] DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick [2984/4420] have team battled wilk, gyilkos, and HellSpawn [2544/3908] and won! 1 day, 02:09:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/20 15:58:20] kocka [1257/1597] has come upon [Sanyi] [227/1636] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 02:13:35 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/03/20 10:47:46] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:45 towards level 183.
[08/03/20 11:58:20] Qpe [928/1480] has come upon kocka [858/1597] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 04:18:56 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[08/03/20 11:58:20] Qpe has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:13:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/03/20 12:45:13] luI, kocka, and gyilkos [819/4736] have team battled wilk, Qpe, and HellSpawn [2716/3743] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/20 16:58:21] [Sanyi] [721/1636] has come upon kocka [667/1597] and gave em what was coming! 23 days, 16:21:05 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/03/20 17:02:51] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 12:39:22 is removed from their time toward level 183.
[08/03/20 20:43:28] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 97 damage. 0 days, 03:02:59 is added to kocka's timer towards level 183.
[08/03/20 21:58:22] Sanyi [1490/1527] has come upon kocka [1129/1597] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 09:48:27 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/03/20 21:58:22] Sanyi has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:01:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/04/20 15:57:13] Darwick, kocka, luI, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/20 18:42:33] kocka [824/1597] has come upon Qpe [1023/1480] and realized it was a bad decision! 32 days, 21:42:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/05/20 15:38:12] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 16:45:06] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 143 damage. 0 days, 03:03:53 is added to kocka's timer towards level 184.
[08/06/20 12:19:00] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/20 12:20:04] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:14:03 towards level 184.
[08/07/20 05:58:22] kocka [265/1597] has come upon Darwick [989/1216] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 42 days, 01:16:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/07/20 11:45:52] 4R0N, kocka, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/20 20:07:44] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 14:46:48 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[08/07/20 20:58:20] HellSpawn [443/920] has come upon kocka [1300/1597] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:53:33 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/08/20 06:58:18] kocka [480/1597] has come upon [Sanyi] [1118/1636] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 38 days, 22:44:05 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/08/20 11:27:47] kocka [690/1597] has come upon wilk [391/1343] and gave em what was coming! 36 days, 14:26:41 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/08/20 15:07:40] wilk, kocka, and peta [3943/4463] have team battled Qpe, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] [2400/4042] and won! 4 days, 02:15:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/20 16:18:13] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 129 damage. 0 days, 03:03:19 is added to kocka's timer towards level 184.
[08/08/20 16:58:22] kocka [438/1597] has come upon HellSpawn [34/920] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 11:41:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/09/20 01:40:46] Darwick, peta, kocka, and luI have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/20 19:49:51] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 10:09:51 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[08/11/20 09:25:39] kocka was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:38:06 from level 184.
[08/11/20 13:48:45] Sanyi [1180/1549] has come upon kocka [1265/1597] and realized it was a bad decision! 15 days, 04:18:04 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/12/20 02:54:54] Darwick, kocka, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/20 19:23:18] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 14 days, 09:08:30 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[08/13/20 01:58:20] HellSpawn [629/943] has come upon kocka [250/1597] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 23:03:10 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[08/13/20 06:17:20] kocka bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:09:02 from level 184.
[08/13/20 06:58:20] DarwickAK [1339/1607] has come upon kocka [291/1597] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 06:18:46 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/13/20 17:00:20] Sanyi [342/1549] has come upon kocka [907/1597] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 03:47:47 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/14/20 03:00:19] kocka [529/1597] has come upon IRPGbot [1811/1829] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 10:07:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/14/20 15:25:01] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 03:19:39 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[08/15/20 04:20:27] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/20 06:36:11] [Sanyi] [1050/1643] has come upon kocka [856/1597] and rocked it! 4 days, 14:52:59 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/15/20 15:16:09] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 08:51:37 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[08/15/20 15:16:09] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 53. 0 days, 03:03:41 is added to kocka's timer towards level 184.
[08/15/20 18:56:39] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 04:58:55 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[08/16/20 10:13:20] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:18:37 towards level 184.
[08/16/20 15:00:21] HellSpawn [385/943] has come upon kocka [648/1597] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 00:25:50 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/16/20 15:07:12] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 06:25:49 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[08/16/20 15:07:12] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 155 damage. 0 days, 03:03:44 is added to kocka's timer towards level 184.
[08/16/20 23:15:17] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:23:00 towards level 184.
[08/17/20 01:00:20] kocka [262/1597] has come upon HellSpawn [584/937] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:14:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/17/20 03:16:16] Qpe, kocka, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/20 16:00:18] Sanyi [1541/1549] has come upon kocka [1284/1597] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 02:20:41 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/17/20 18:38:51] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 07:23:17 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[08/17/20 18:38:51] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 0 with their belt. 0 days, 03:03:40 is added to kocka's timer towards level 184.
[08/18/20 18:30:04] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 13:15:21 is removed from their time toward level 184.
[08/19/20 05:49:32] kocka [1505/1597] has come upon luI [1120/1482] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 12:51:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/19/20 05:49:36] kocka [1548/1597] has come upon luI [1177/1482] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 22:45:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/20/20 04:00:19] kocka [564/1597] has come upon Darwick [905/1216] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 04:23:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/20/20 06:44:13] luI, kocka, 4R0N, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/20 06:47:51] 4R0N [534/1574] has come upon kocka [584/1597] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 15:01:32 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[08/20/20 19:00:22] kocka [841/1597] has come upon [Sanyi] [95/1643] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 18:40:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/21/20 02:06:48] kocka, 4R0N, Sanyi, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/20 09:04:26] [Sanyi], Darwick, and luI [2399/4353] have team battled Sanyi, wilk, and kocka [1946/4495] and won! 2 days, 13:05:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/20 20:00:22] kocka [1076/1597] has come upon Sanyi [650/1555] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/22/20 01:43:40] kocka [551/1597] has come upon IRPGbot [549/1849] and gave em what was coming! 34 days, 20:04:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/22/20 02:38:05] 4R0N [119/1574] has come upon kocka [81/1597] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 20:46:21 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[08/22/20 06:00:18] kocka [63/1604] has come upon Darwick [1102/1222] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 04:24:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/22/20 07:08:56] gyilkos, kocka, Sanyi, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/20 17:50:15] HellSpawn [734/940] has come upon kocka [97/1604] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 07:55:50 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[08/22/20 18:36:16] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 11:31:12 towards level 185.
[08/23/20 02:00:19] kocka [251/1604] has come upon luI [1085/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 01:00:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/23/20 17:45:59] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 12 days, 22:10:13 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[08/24/20 00:02:24] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 10:23:29 towards level 185.
[08/24/20 02:39:56] kocka, peta, Darwick, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/20 13:00:18] kocka [1516/1604] has come upon Darwick [999/1222] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 01:14:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/24/20 13:19:18] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:15:56 towards level 185.
[08/25/20 04:00:20] kocka [721/1604] has come upon Darwick [692/1222] and gave em what was coming! 20 days, 15:45:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/25/20 08:07:13] Darwick, DarwickAK, and peta [2735/4352] have team battled kocka, Qpe, and luI [4487/4578] and lost! 1 day, 15:21:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/20 12:02:49] [Sanyi], luI, and 4R0N [202/4705] have team battled kocka, HellSpawn, and gyilkos [3687/4207] and lost! 0 days, 14:24:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/20 15:28:48] [Sanyi], kocka, and 4R0N [1684/4821] have team battled Qpe, luI, and HellSpawn [2110/3914] and lost! 0 days, 09:11:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/20 17:28:06] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 20:30:09 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[08/26/20 05:00:18] kocka [1387/1604] has come upon peta [492/1523] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 19:45:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/26/20 06:14:13] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/20 13:38:40] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 13:06:24 is removed from their time toward level 185.
[08/27/20 07:25:48] [Sanyi] [1634/1643] has come upon kocka [56/1604] and straight stomped them in combat! 85 days, 15:26:53 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/27/20 17:10:27] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 42. 0 days, 03:04:21 is added to kocka's timer towards level 185.
[08/27/20 21:00:19] kocka [1335/1604] has come upon Sanyi [1324/1555] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 16:31:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/27/20 21:23:18] HellSpawn, Qpe, and kocka [3576/4030] have team battled 4R0N, wilk, and DarwickAK [22/4534] and won! 0 days, 17:37:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/20 17:00:20] HellSpawn [39/940] has come upon kocka [1386/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:28:37 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/28/20 22:00:18] kocka [764/1604] has come upon gyilkos [702/1663] and rocked it! 0 days, 22:29:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/29/20 12:55:33] kocka fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:38 from level 185.
[08/29/20 13:00:19] kocka [707/1604] has come upon 4R0N [1031/1574] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:26:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/29/20 16:52:44] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 208 with their belt. 0 days, 03:04:12 is added to kocka's timer towards level 185.
[08/30/20 01:52:41] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, and Qpe [686/4738] have team battled peta, kocka, and luI [1908/4616] and lost! 0 days, 21:07:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/20 02:30:57] kocka [357/1604] has come upon luI [1141/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 35 days, 00:52:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/30/20 04:00:20] kocka [85/1604] has come upon 4R0N [225/1574] and got flexed on in combat! 33 days, 15:00:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/30/20 13:03:22] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 55. 0 days, 03:05:10 is added to kocka's timer towards level 186.
[08/30/20 16:43:55] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 80 days, 07:33:59 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[08/30/20 19:00:18] wilk [881/1351] has come upon kocka [606/1604] and rocked it! 8 days, 03:23:40 is removed from wilk's clock.
[08/30/20 22:09:16] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 06:48:43 towards level 186.
[08/31/20 01:05:52] kocka, luI, and DarwickAK [1698/4701] have team battled Qpe, [Sanyi], and 4R0N [1386/4703] and won! 1 day, 01:30:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/20 07:16:02] kocka, 4R0N, Darwick, and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/20 08:37:41] kocka saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 22:23:57 from level 186.
[09/01/20 11:00:21] Qpe [1422/1486] has come upon kocka [467/1604] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 22:37:58 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[09/01/20 23:38:36] kocka, Sanyi, and 4R0N [3106/4733] have team battled Darwick, DarwickAK, and wilk [670/4182] and won! 0 days, 10:20:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/20 23:59:44] gyilkos, Sanyi, and Qpe [4442/4704] have team battled [Sanyi], kocka, and luI [2627/4735] and won! 0 days, 06:43:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/20 02:00:19] Qpe [1442/1486] has come upon kocka [1341/1604] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 17:06:43 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[09/02/20 07:00:23] kocka [331/1604] has come upon luI [1289/1488] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 20:52:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/02/20 22:00:22] kocka [783/1604] has come upon Darwick [901/1219] and got flexed on in combat! 39 days, 11:10:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/03/20 00:49:00] [Sanyi] [935/1645] has come upon kocka [1542/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 13:42:43 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/03/20 00:49:17] [Sanyi] [444/1645] has come upon kocka [699/1604] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 00:28:33 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/03/20 00:50:22] [Sanyi] [1014/1645] has come upon kocka [1230/1604] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 8 days, 20:16:30 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/03/20 08:00:19] luI [259/1488] has come upon kocka [1598/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:50:57 is added to luI's clock.
[09/03/20 10:25:44] kocka was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 02:33:58 from level 186.
[09/03/20 13:00:20] kocka [103/1604] has come upon peta [1044/1532] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 49 days, 00:41:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/03/20 16:08:23] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 51 days, 10:52:01 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[09/03/20 23:01:55] luI, kocka, Darwick, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/20 04:00:23] kocka [270/1604] has come upon gyilkos [187/1405] and fucked they ass up! 70 days, 22:13:59 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/04/20 22:00:31] kocka misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:41:07 from level 186.
[09/05/20 05:00:21] kocka [702/1604] has come upon Sanyi [373/1555] and straight stomped them in combat! 38 days, 05:11:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/05/20 12:09:54] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 06:36:08 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[09/05/20 14:48:44] kocka, Darwick, Sanyi, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/20 15:50:32] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 11 damage. 0 days, 03:05:24 is added to kocka's timer towards level 186.
[09/06/20 12:01:14] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 01:43:04 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[09/06/20 12:01:14] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 101. 0 days, 03:05:52 is added to kocka's timer towards level 186.
[09/07/20 02:21:34] Sanyi [1330/1555] has come upon kocka [608/1604] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:59:20 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[09/07/20 03:48:06] wilk [907/1637] has come upon kocka [32/1604] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from wilk's clock.
[09/07/20 12:00:20] Sanyi [248/1555] has come upon kocka [1509/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:52:27 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[09/07/20 15:32:52] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 01:15:34 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[09/07/20 17:38:32] kocka [1023/1604] has come upon luI [136/1488] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 10:33:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/08/20 03:00:21] wilk [1063/1637] has come upon kocka [1126/1604] and got flexed on in combat! 14 days, 02:22:09 is added to wilk's clock.
[09/08/20 04:40:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 7 days, 03:34:55 toward level 186.
[09/08/20 13:00:20] kocka [337/1604] has come upon Sanyi [541/1555] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 12:40:42 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/08/20 17:20:32] kocka, Qpe, and gyilkos [3413/4495] have team battled peta, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [3996/4750] and lost! 1 day, 07:45:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/20 19:44:29] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:17 towards level 186.
[09/08/20 23:00:18] kocka [508/1604] has come upon Darwick [331/1219] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 07:50:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/09/20 15:15:11] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 11:48:17 is removed from their time toward level 186.
[09/09/20 19:00:21] kocka [755/1604] has come upon IRPGbot [1818/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:49:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/11/20 16:45:38] kocka [749/1604] has come upon gyilkos [1076/1391] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:07:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/12/20 11:08:04] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 57 damage. 0 days, 03:05:36 is added to kocka's timer towards level 186.
[09/12/20 19:15:56] kocka [1311/1604] has come upon HellSpawn [817/999] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 15:58:16 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/13/20 23:00:22] wilk [661/1647] has come upon kocka [965/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:09:35 is added to wilk's clock.
[09/14/20 06:48:59] Darwick [197/1470] has come upon kocka [343/1604] and got flexed on in combat! 33 days, 03:34:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/14/20 20:58:21] kocka [634/1604] has come upon gyilkos [1307/1391] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 41 days, 20:16:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/15/20 00:00:20] peta [168/1281] has come upon kocka [1569/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 11:42:34 is added to peta's clock.
[09/15/20 10:00:20] wilk [1152/1638] has come upon kocka [720/1604] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 13:45:38 is removed from wilk's clock.
[09/16/20 12:05:36] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/20 00:30:39] 4R0N, kocka, Qpe, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/20 06:49:06] 4R0N [1427/1587] has come upon kocka [964/1604] and straight stomped them in combat! 47 days, 22:10:06 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[09/17/20 07:02:23] kocka [1102/1604] has come upon wilk [1109/1638] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 15 days, 06:48:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/17/20 16:04:19] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:51:59 towards level 187.
[09/17/20 17:02:20] HellSpawn [498/999] has come upon kocka [1274/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 13:24:23 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/18/20 06:53:15] peta, Darwick, and kocka [1087/4355] have team battled gyilkos, luI, and HellSpawn [367/3878] and won! 8 days, 19:21:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/20 07:16:25] wilk, Sanyi, and Darwick [2719/4678] have team battled HellSpawn, kocka, and Qpe [3277/4104] and lost! 1 day, 01:44:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/20 22:35:00] [Sanyi], HellSpawn, kocka, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/20 13:42:55] peta [1165/1269] has come upon kocka [480/1604] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 08:22:46 is removed from peta's clock.
[09/19/20 15:24:37] kocka EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:53:41 from level 187.
[09/19/20 23:53:05] kocka [114/1604] has come upon Sanyi [506/1573] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 06:11:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/21/20 06:22:49] kocka misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 14:22:34 from level 187.
[09/21/20 16:02:21] kocka [683/1604] has come upon [Sanyi] [413/1659] and fucked they ass up! 68 days, 15:16:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/21/20 17:25:26] kocka misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:10:53 from level 187.
[09/21/20 18:20:50] Sanyi, [Sanyi], kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/20 21:02:21] HellSpawn [74/999] has come upon kocka [534/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 18:42:42 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/22/20 02:16:36] wilk [116/1638] has come upon kocka [1316/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 07:51:18 is added to wilk's clock.
[09/22/20 04:25:58] gyilkos [657/1391] has come upon kocka [1304/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 48 days, 22:15:19 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/22/20 07:02:20] kocka [1431/1604] has come upon Darwick [1065/1470] and straight stomped them in combat! 27 days, 03:56:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/22/20 09:39:27] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 03:16:40 is removed from their time toward level 187.
[09/22/20 12:02:23] kocka [349/1604] has come upon luI [571/1488] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 15:46:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/23/20 13:11:03] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 12 days, 19:54:39 is removed from their time toward level 187.
[09/23/20 17:34:15] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/20 00:43:27] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/20 19:02:20] kocka [136/1604] has come upon 4R0N [9/1587] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 09:33:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/24/20 20:12:52] [Sanyi], kocka, gyilkos, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/20 14:39:46] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/20 19:20:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 2 days, 03:58:15 toward level 187.
[09/27/20 09:59:11] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:28 towards level 187.
[09/27/20 20:08:50] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:02 towards level 187.
[09/29/20 19:02:22] 4R0N [1555/1587] has come upon kocka [1345/1604] and rocked it! 0 days, 09:51:29 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[09/30/20 17:27:54] Sanyi, HellSpawn, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/20 23:30:33] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:52 towards level 187.
[10/01/20 01:58:35] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:17 towards level 187.
[10/01/20 21:34:06] kocka [1536/1604] has come upon luI [387/1488] and straight stomped them in combat! 63 days, 18:51:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/01/20 21:34:06] In the fierce battle, luI dropped his level 99 set of leggings! kocka picks it up, tossing his old level 86 set of leggings to luI.
[10/02/20 06:11:08] [Sanyi], luI, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/20 07:02:22] kocka [178/1619] has come upon peta [1196/1258] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 04:27:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/02/20 16:23:31] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 14:37:17 towards level 188.
[10/03/20 18:02:20] Qpe [1244/1521] has come upon kocka [695/1619] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 15:19:57 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/03/20 19:28:50] peta, Sanyi, and Qpe [1444/4406] have team battled 4R0N, kocka, and gyilkos [41/4597] and won! 0 days, 08:45:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/20 20:27:24] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/20 11:32:39] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 106. 0 days, 03:07:32 is added to kocka's timer towards level 188.
[10/04/20 22:00:55] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:29:39 towards level 188.
[10/05/20 13:09:00] peta [1199/1258] has come upon kocka [897/1619] and straight stomped them in combat! 100 days, 01:21:47 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/05/20 13:13:54] peta [197/1258] has come upon kocka [1012/1619] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 12:54:59 is added to peta's clock.
[10/05/20 15:04:48] peta [870/1258] has come upon kocka [395/1619] and straight stomped them in combat! 68 days, 00:59:23 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/06/20 11:02:23] Sanyi [389/1627] has come upon kocka [636/1619] and realized it was a bad decision! 1 day, 01:04:07 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/06/20 12:34:00] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:02:52 towards level 188.
[10/06/20 18:52:31] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:14:47 from level 188.
[10/06/20 19:24:00] kocka, Sanyi, and HellSpawn [1431/4235] have team battled wilk, luI, and 4R0N [1627/4692] and lost! 0 days, 22:37:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/20 21:02:21] Qpe [974/1521] has come upon kocka [1393/1619] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 44 days, 18:33:26 is added to Qpe's clock.
[10/06/20 22:24:49] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:48:47 towards level 188.
[10/07/20 12:02:23] 4R0N [1121/1587] has come upon kocka [1417/1619] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 15:24:56 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/08/20 03:02:23] kocka [1504/1619] has come upon DarwickAK [1107/1612] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 22:24:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/08/20 09:36:22] Sanyi, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/20 15:59:11] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:25:57 towards level 188.
[10/09/20 10:26:46] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/20 14:02:24] Darwick [654/1434] has come upon kocka [886/1619] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 09:42:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[10/10/20 00:59:47] peta [1134/1258] has come upon kocka [1312/1619] and got flexed on in combat! 23 days, 06:40:13 is added to peta's clock.
[10/10/20 06:58:43] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 01:06:38 is removed from their time toward level 188.
[10/10/20 10:39:17] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:45:28 is removed from their time toward level 188.
[10/10/20 10:39:17] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 36 damage. 0 days, 03:07:48 is added to kocka's timer towards level 188.
[10/10/20 12:50:18] DarwickAK, kocka, gyilkos, and wilk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/20 00:01:56] [Sanyi] [1168/1670] has come upon kocka [66/1619] and straight stomped them in combat! 87 days, 00:34:06 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[10/11/20 01:02:22] gyilkos [502/1391] has come upon kocka [1022/1619] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 49 days, 21:32:27 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/11/20 16:15:24] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/20 16:56:30] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:54:09 from level 188.
[10/12/20 17:02:22] kocka [506/1619] has come upon HellSpawn [500/989] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 16:46:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/12/20 23:46:27] HellSpawn [151/989] has come upon kocka [480/1619] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:29:06 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/13/20 08:02:20] luI [427/1465] has come upon kocka [1373/1619] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 20:37:59 is added to luI's clock.
[10/13/20 15:37:10] peta, Darwick, and luI [510/4157] have team battled Qpe, DarwickAK, and kocka [3782/4752] and lost! 11 days, 17:53:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/20 23:02:20] kocka [1374/1619] has come upon luI [512/1465] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 02:17:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/14/20 03:52:55] kocka was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:01:45 from level 188.
[10/14/20 06:23:12] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 76 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:07:28 is added to kocka's timer towards level 188.
[10/14/20 14:28:22] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:47 towards level 188.
[10/15/20 00:02:20] wilk [986/1630] has come upon kocka [1092/1619] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 4 days, 12:23:08 is added to wilk's clock.
[10/15/20 09:54:56] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:22:53 is removed from their time toward level 188.
[10/16/20 01:02:23] kocka [241/1619] has come upon 4R0N [1128/1587] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 00:07:19 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/16/20 01:55:26] kocka [781/1619] has come upon Darwick [1386/1434] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 48 days, 02:37:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/16/20 11:02:19] Qpe [509/1521] has come upon kocka [1370/1619] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 03:42:18 is added to Qpe's clock.
[10/18/20 13:02:20] kocka [1471/1619] has come upon luI [1263/1465] and gave em what was coming! 80 days, 13:52:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/18/20 19:36:31] kocka lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 20:49:42 from level 189.
[10/19/20 04:00:25] luI, kocka, Qpe, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/20 04:09:18] Qpe [791/1521] has come upon kocka [1485/1619] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:52:46 is added to Qpe's clock.
[10/19/20 09:02:21] gyilkos [21/1391] has come upon kocka [569/1619] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 23:29:28 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[10/20/20 08:51:48] gyilkos stole kocka's level 87 ring while they were sleeping! gyilkos leaves his old level 74 ring behind, which kocka then takes.
[10/20/20 18:38:47] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 12:01:31 towards level 189.
[10/21/20 05:21:09] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 39 days, 03:56:18 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[10/21/20 17:20:41] Qpe [1081/1521] has come upon kocka [161/1604] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 04:15:18 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/22/20 08:52:54] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 03:18:09 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[10/22/20 20:41:19] Sanyi, [Sanyi], luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/20 22:07:15] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:16:39 towards level 189.
[10/23/20 14:29:10] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:12:38 towards level 189.
[10/23/20 22:48:37] peta, kocka, and Qpe [338/4383] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and gyilkos [3969/4432] and lost! 2 days, 02:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/20 03:26:13] 4R0N, kocka, wilk, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/20 00:02:22] kocka [156/1604] has come upon Sanyi [669/1627] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 22:24:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/25/20 02:37:30] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:26:37 towards level 189.
[10/25/20 14:37:52] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/20 07:17:23] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 98 damage. 0 days, 03:08:48 is added to kocka's timer towards level 189.
[10/26/20 10:02:23] kocka [1496/1604] has come upon 4R0N [963/1596] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 17:54:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/26/20 15:02:19] kocka [90/1604] has come upon Darwick [638/1389] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 01:32:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/27/20 20:44:32] kocka [86/1604] has come upon DarwickAK [1161/1618] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 07:45:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/27/20 21:02:20] kocka [85/1604] has come upon peta [296/1258] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 05:22:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/28/20 03:19:17] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 11 days, 11:22:59 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[10/28/20 12:02:20] kocka [1143/1604] has come upon peta [652/1258] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 19:24:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/28/20 17:42:14] [Sanyi], luI, kocka, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/20 03:10:21] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:12:13 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[10/29/20 13:34:44] [Sanyi], kocka, gyilkos, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/20 09:02:23] kocka [817/1604] has come upon gyilkos [1237/1431] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:04:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/31/20 01:35:30] Qpe stole kocka's level 281 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 277 pair of boots behind, which kocka then takes.
[11/01/20 11:02:22] 4R0N [982/1596] has come upon kocka [317/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 13:07:58 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[11/01/20 11:15:19] DarwickAK, 4R0N, kocka, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/01/20 11:15:23] kocka [187/1600] has come upon DarwickAK [1193/1628] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 01:02:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/01/20 11:17:34] kocka [600/1600] has come upon DarwickAK [1566/1628] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 08:02:30 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/02/20 02:34:20] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 58. 0 days, 03:08:31 is added to kocka's timer towards level 189.
[11/02/20 06:14:57] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 191 damage. 0 days, 03:08:28 is added to kocka's timer towards level 189.
[11/02/20 17:02:23] kocka [597/1600] has come upon Darwick [1135/1403] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:12:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/02/20 17:41:21] kocka [496/1600] has come upon DarwickAK [282/1628] and fucked they ass up! 3 days, 04:13:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/02/20 21:56:25] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/20 01:16:41] kocka [159/1600] has come upon 4R0N [433/1596] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 10:09:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/03/20 17:31:36] kocka reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kocka's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/20 13:28:57] HellSpawn, kocka, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/20 14:02:20] kocka [1072/1609] has come upon DarwickAK [479/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:29:24 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/05/20 02:07:36] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:51:34 is removed from their time toward level 189.
[11/05/20 03:13:09] kocka [84/1609] has come upon HellSpawn [685/1014] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 08:01:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/05/20 22:19:38] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:15:52 towards level 190.
[11/06/20 01:02:22] kocka [991/1609] has come upon gyilkos [1303/1662] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 52 days, 06:16:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/06/20 01:58:45] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 21 days, 11:57:25 is removed from their time toward level 190.
[11/06/20 23:35:19] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/20 23:36:35] kocka [1256/1609] has come upon 4R0N [511/1339] and straight stomped them in combat! 58 days, 17:38:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/07/20 01:49:52] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 01:25:35 is removed from their time toward level 190.
[11/07/20 08:04:13] luI, kocka, and Sanyi [3218/4701] have team battled Qpe, wabbit_, and HellSpawn [2892/3654] and won! 4 days, 01:15:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/20 15:33:23] Joska, HellSpawn, and luI [1400/4299] have team battled Sanyi, wilk, and kocka [3604/4931] and lost! 0 days, 21:09:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/20 17:02:23] Joska [270/1820] has come upon kocka [1597/1609] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 09:53:00 is added to Joska's clock.
[11/09/20 19:02:20] kocka [945/1609] has come upon luI [1264/1465] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 15:27:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/10/20 10:02:20] kocka [1067/1609] has come upon HellSpawn [91/1014] and straight stomped them in combat! 22 days, 22:25:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/10/20 13:15:02] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:57:11 towards level 190.
[11/10/20 15:02:20] kocka [1561/1609] has come upon HellSpawn [676/1014] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 07:04:19 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/11/20 19:45:01] wabbit_ [683/1123] has come upon kocka [696/1609] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 13:53:24 is added to wabbit_'s clock.
[11/12/20 01:51:13] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/20 00:56:29] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 17:31:32 is removed from their time toward level 190.
[11/13/20 03:02:21] kocka [1340/1609] has come upon gyilkos [1550/1662] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 25 days, 00:17:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/13/20 04:37:06] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 6. 0 days, 03:09:31 is added to kocka's timer towards level 190.
[11/13/20 22:29:37] luI [1157/1465] has come upon kocka [34/1609] and straight stomped them in combat! 65 days, 09:58:20 is removed from luI's clock.
[11/14/20 04:02:21] DarwickAK [84/1629] has come upon kocka [881/1609] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:25:31 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/14/20 13:23:25] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 01:02:18 towards level 190.
[11/15/20 00:02:20] HellSpawn [109/1014] has come upon kocka [1313/1609] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 13:35:43 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/16/20 08:50:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 14 days, 19:41:57 toward level 190.
[11/16/20 18:07:34] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/20 03:52:55] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/20 01:40:16] DarwickAK, kocka, gyilkos, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/20 03:52:37] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 07:28:12 is removed from their time toward level 190.
[11/18/20 23:02:21] kocka [524/1609] has come upon [Sanyi] [132/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 26 days, 10:51:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/19/20 14:48:17] HellSpawn, luI, and kocka [1988/4101] have team battled wilk, 4R0N, and DarwickAK [223/4663] and won! 0 days, 23:56:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/20 21:31:40] Joska, HellSpawn, and gyilkos [52/4571] have team battled peta, 4R0N, and kocka [2211/4300] and lost! 0 days, 17:48:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/20 05:18:02] kocka [1173/1615] has come upon luI [608/1472] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 22:50:15 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/20/20 10:02:23] [Sanyi] [1055/1664] has come upon kocka [77/1615] and straight stomped them in combat! 30 days, 18:36:32 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[11/22/20 07:00:48] kocka was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:26:53 from level 190.
[11/22/20 07:02:22] luI [257/1480] has come upon kocka [698/1615] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:11:56 is added to luI's clock.
[11/23/20 05:00:14] [Sanyi], 4R0N, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/20 06:32:52] Qpe, kocka, and Darwick [1430/4540] have team battled 4R0N, [Sanyi], and Sanyi [1763/4558] and lost! 1 day, 08:01:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/20 16:29:26] gyilkos, Sanyi, and kocka [657/4832] have team battled HellSpawn, DarwickAK, and Qpe [2587/4161] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/20 23:22:38] DarwickAK, 4R0N, kocka, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/20 23:00:59] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 264. 0 days, 03:09:01 is added to kocka's timer towards level 190.
[11/26/20 02:41:35] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 64. 0 days, 03:09:28 is added to kocka's timer towards level 190.
[11/26/20 04:04:00] Qpe [1033/1524] has come upon kocka [461/1615] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 09:34:19 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[11/26/20 22:13:47] [Sanyi], kocka, Joska, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/20 02:02:23] kocka [1242/1615] has come upon Qpe [1101/1524] and rocked it! 1 day, 08:58:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/27/20 17:02:20] luI [902/1480] has come upon kocka [300/1615] and straight stomped them in combat! 66 days, 00:23:03 is removed from luI's clock.
[11/28/20 15:49:45] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:00 towards level 190.
[11/28/20 16:40:36] kocka was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:12 from level 190.
[11/28/20 20:20:28] Sanyi, 4R0N, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/20 23:02:20] luI [82/1480] has come upon kocka [1315/1615] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 21:57:43 is added to luI's clock.
[11/29/20 08:20:51] kocka [1610/1615] has come upon DarwickAK [98/1629] and straight stomped them in combat! 90 days, 02:10:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/29/20 14:02:20] kocka [992/1615] has come upon gyilkos [349/1559] and straight stomped them in combat! 44 days, 22:14:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/30/20 02:06:06] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 02:37:58 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[11/30/20 03:08:08] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:51 towards level 191.
[11/30/20 06:27:52] kocka, luI, and [Sanyi] [2038/4748] have team battled Joska, Sanyi, and HellSpawn [4012/4572] and lost! 2 days, 15:14:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/20 15:02:19] Sanyi [226/1555] has come upon kocka [1257/1615] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 08:36:36 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[11/30/20 15:47:12] Sanyi stole kocka's level 70 charm while they were sleeping! Sanyi leaves his old level 69 charm behind, which kocka then takes.
[11/30/20 22:16:36] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 12:52:51 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[12/01/20 22:07:48] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 18:21:58 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[12/02/20 10:00:36] kocka [648/1614] has come upon gyilkos [993/1559] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 03:33:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/02/20 17:02:23] Darwick [202/1401] has come upon kocka [1595/1614] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 15:10:59 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/03/20 05:54:14] wilk [1579/1695] has come upon kocka [550/1614] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 02:17:30 is removed from wilk's clock.
[12/03/20 13:39:39] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/20 15:02:00] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/20 21:50:03] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 14:16:28 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[12/04/20 01:30:35] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 115 with their belt. 0 days, 03:10:37 is added to kocka's timer towards level 191.
[12/04/20 21:32:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 16 days, 04:40:48 toward level 191.
[12/05/20 02:20:46] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/20 15:02:19] kocka [351/1614] has come upon Qpe [633/1524] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 08:31:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/05/20 15:16:31] kocka bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:32:52 from level 191.
[12/06/20 06:02:21] kocka [748/1614] has come upon IRPGbot [1481/1896] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:19:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/07/20 21:14:28] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:18:11 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[12/07/20 21:14:28] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 289. 0 days, 03:10:41 is added to kocka's timer towards level 191.
[12/08/20 00:54:58] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 22:13:52 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[12/08/20 08:02:21] kocka [1518/1614] has come upon HellSpawn [811/1122] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:14:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/08/20 09:00:47] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:24:09 towards level 191.
[12/08/20 18:02:19] kocka [912/1614] has come upon gyilkos [389/1561] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 09:17:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/09/20 00:46:07] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 65 with their belt. 0 days, 03:10:19 is added to kocka's timer towards level 191.
[12/09/20 06:06:27] kocka was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:47:02 from level 191.
[12/09/20 07:30:53] kocka ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:48 from level 191.
[12/09/20 09:48:40] kocka fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:21:44 from level 191.
[12/09/20 14:26:06] Sanyi, Joska, and peta [1578/4813] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and gyilkos [3870/4837] and lost! 0 days, 06:55:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/20 05:02:19] kocka [698/1614] has come upon HellSpawn [764/1122] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:29:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/10/20 18:20:43] Sanyi, [Sanyi], kocka, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/20 20:47:51] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:10:18 is removed from their time toward level 191.
[12/10/20 21:57:20] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/20 01:02:23] kocka [5/1614] has come upon gyilkos [298/1551] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 14:42:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/11/20 06:02:21] wilk [887/1693] has come upon kocka [267/1614] and straight stomped them in combat! 15 days, 10:36:21 is removed from wilk's clock.
[12/11/20 14:05:24] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/20 21:12:40] kocka sharpened the edge of his weapon! kocka's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/20 00:19:30] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 167 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:10:35 is added to kocka's timer towards level 191.
[12/12/20 01:31:23] Joska [1393/1895] has come upon kocka [1223/1664] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 22:22:28 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/12/20 12:58:00] kocka broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:21 from level 191.
[12/12/20 22:02:22] kocka [1081/1664] has come upon luI [629/1458] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:00:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/13/20 06:17:23] [Sanyi], luI, and gyilkos [3625/4612] have team battled Qpe, Sanyi, and kocka [2529/4744] and won! 0 days, 04:11:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/20 11:40:57] kocka [1315/1664] has come upon Darwick [890/1401] and straight stomped them in combat! 86 days, 23:12:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/13/20 15:21:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 26 days, 08:05:38 toward level 192.
[12/13/20 18:02:20] kocka [269/1664] has come upon Darwick [946/1401] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 06:07:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/13/20 20:21:13] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 111. 0 days, 03:11:41 is added to kocka's timer towards level 192.
[12/13/20 22:22:35] kocka [100/1664] has come upon Sanyi [614/1556] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 24 days, 21:18:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/13/20 23:02:19] kocka [1351/1664] has come upon [Sanyi] [447/1662] and straight stomped them in combat! 56 days, 10:43:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/14/20 14:02:19] luI [1243/1458] has come upon kocka [1127/1664] and gave em what was coming! 59 days, 20:10:11 is removed from luI's clock.
[12/14/20 20:12:15] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 39. 0 days, 03:11:53 is added to kocka's timer towards level 192.
[12/15/20 16:54:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 3 days, 16:24:19 toward level 192.
[12/15/20 20:02:21] [Sanyi] [812/1662] has come upon kocka [276/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 04:50:25 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/15/20 20:03:19] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 93. 0 days, 03:11:12 is added to kocka's timer towards level 192.
[12/16/20 21:02:20] kocka [102/1664] has come upon peta [335/1386] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 12 days, 10:53:30 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/17/20 16:12:29] kocka [1645/1664] has come upon 4R0N [441/1356] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 20:47:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/17/20 19:45:41] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 07:45:24 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[12/17/20 19:45:41] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 78 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:11:09 is added to kocka's timer towards level 192.
[12/17/20 23:26:13] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 16:10:11 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[12/18/20 03:02:21] kocka [1474/1664] has come upon gyilkos [338/1458] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 16:28:16 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/18/20 11:45:52] Sanyi, kocka, Joska, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/20 23:02:20] wilk [1543/1741] has come upon kocka [226/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 05:28:06 is removed from wilk's clock.
[12/19/20 04:02:19] kocka [875/1664] has come upon Joska [29/1847] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 12:59:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/20/20 00:53:46] kocka got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:00:08 from level 192.
[12/20/20 03:31:52] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:25 towards level 192.
[12/21/20 16:08:13] [Sanyi], kocka, Qpe, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/20 19:10:02] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:29:07 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[12/21/20 22:50:37] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:32:10 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[12/22/20 22:02:21] kocka [374/1664] has come upon Darwick [710/1442] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:19:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/23/20 04:35:25] gyilkos [691/1458] has come upon kocka [1153/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 45 days, 09:12:55 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/23/20 18:52:29] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 164 with their belt. 0 days, 03:11:13 is added to kocka's timer towards level 192.
[12/24/20 18:43:41] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:37:04 is removed from their time toward level 192.
[12/24/20 18:43:41] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 178. 0 days, 03:11:06 is added to kocka's timer towards level 192.
[12/25/20 07:35:36] kocka [1285/1664] has come upon wilk [522/1741] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 21:38:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/25/20 22:21:55] Joska [1385/1859] has come upon kocka [686/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 05:01:58 is removed from Joska's clock.
[12/26/20 01:02:20] kocka [1414/1664] has come upon Sanyi [859/1556] and straight stomped them in combat! 72 days, 13:37:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/26/20 08:50:33] kocka, Sanyi, and peta [1394/4606] have team battled wilk, Joska, and luI [4064/5058] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/20 11:02:23] luI [505/1458] has come upon kocka [1057/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 13:29:11 is added to luI's clock.
[12/26/20 17:28:09] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:53:10 towards level 193.
[12/26/20 20:22:45] Sanyi, [Sanyi], 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/20 02:02:19] Darwick [1001/1442] has come upon kocka [952/1664] and rocked it! 9 days, 03:33:48 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[12/27/20 12:02:22] wilk [1558/1741] has come upon kocka [142/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 47 days, 18:37:29 is removed from wilk's clock.
[12/27/20 15:48:29] gyilkos, Joska, and HellSpawn [1076/4439] have team battled peta, kocka, and luI [2835/4515] and lost! 0 days, 06:03:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/20 19:43:48] kocka was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:25:26 from level 193.
[12/28/20 12:41:28] [Sanyi], kocka, Qpe, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/20 23:02:21] kocka [858/1664] has come upon Darwick [131/1442] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 04:23:26 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/29/20 03:20:15] Sanyi, [Sanyi], HellSpawn, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/20 17:59:02] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:21:51 is removed from their time toward level 193.
[12/30/20 17:50:06] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 07:37:22 is removed from their time toward level 193.
[12/31/20 14:24:34] Sanyi, Darwick, and luI [4233/4474] have team battled HellSpawn, kocka, and wilk [3733/4527] and won! 0 days, 07:26:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/21 02:02:22] gyilkos [216/1458] has come upon kocka [1371/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 31 days, 08:16:45 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/01/21 12:02:22] kocka [884/1664] has come upon peta [606/1386] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 23:18:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/01/21 17:02:19] kocka [664/1664] has come upon HellSpawn [401/1122] and rocked it! 0 days, 12:35:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/01/21 17:32:21] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:16:49 is removed from their time toward level 193.
[01/02/21 03:02:20] wilk [1684/1741] has come upon kocka [701/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 09:31:30 is removed from wilk's clock.
[01/02/21 21:18:34] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:53 towards level 193.
[01/03/21 04:43:27] 4R0N [263/1396] has come upon kocka [1280/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 13:25:08 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/03/21 14:38:07] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/21 19:14:12] wilk [1082/1741] has come upon kocka [551/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 01:46:46 is removed from wilk's clock.
[01/03/21 20:19:43] wilk [1637/1741] has come upon kocka [137/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 00:49:57 is removed from wilk's clock.
[01/04/21 04:05:25] kocka [1580/1664] has come upon Sanyi [623/1587] and straight stomped them in combat! 95 days, 06:06:38 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/04/21 15:02:20] Darwick [789/1423] has come upon kocka [643/1664] and rocked it! 28 days, 07:57:54 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[01/04/21 20:02:21] kocka [266/1664] has come upon Sanyi [871/1587] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 07:20:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/05/21 01:02:21] Joska [473/1859] has come upon kocka [1447/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:08:40 is added to Joska's clock.
[01/05/21 02:11:55] Darwick, Sanyi, and kocka [3915/4674] have team battled Qpe, 4R0N, and peta [2435/4321] and won! 6 days, 01:45:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/21 20:37:16] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 16. 0 days, 03:13:52 is added to kocka's timer towards level 194.
[01/06/21 03:12:24] luI, 4R0N, kocka, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/21 04:02:11] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/21 16:47:51] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 12:23:50 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[01/06/21 17:02:23] 4R0N [177/1396] has come upon kocka [48/1664] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 15:02:02 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[01/06/21 20:28:27] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 10:19:21 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[01/07/21 03:08:44] Sanyi, kocka, Qpe, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/21 22:05:49] kocka, Qpe, Joska, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/21 09:02:19] kocka [209/1664] has come upon Darwick [65/1423] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 15:10:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/08/21 14:02:22] kocka [46/1664] has come upon DarwickAK [1107/1629] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 11:56:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/09/21 18:51:09] Qpe [485/1539] has come upon kocka [529/1664] and got flexed on in combat! 59 days, 06:23:01 is added to Qpe's clock.
[01/09/21 20:02:20] luI [309/1465] has come upon kocka [1438/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:55:54 is added to luI's clock.
[01/09/21 21:53:25] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, kocka, and Joska have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/21 11:18:57] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:56:52 towards level 194.
[01/10/21 19:53:05] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 1 damage. 0 days, 03:13:48 is added to kocka's timer towards level 194.
[01/11/21 01:01:59] 4R0N [129/1396] has come upon kocka [1101/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 19:53:55 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/11/21 17:02:23] peta [225/1386] has come upon kocka [767/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 00:13:20 is added to peta's clock.
[01/11/21 19:44:09] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 16:25:01 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[01/12/21 13:02:20] kocka [1471/1664] has come upon Darwick [1117/1423] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 21:32:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/12/21 15:54:41] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 8. 0 days, 03:13:26 is added to kocka's timer towards level 194.
[01/13/21 18:50:08] kocka was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:44:47 from level 194.
[01/13/21 19:02:22] [Sanyi] [306/1662] has come upon kocka [520/1664] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 05:11:31 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/14/21 08:28:59] 4R0N, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [3866/4612] have team battled kocka, Joska, and peta [4251/4935] and lost! 6 days, 11:47:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/21 20:02:19] Qpe [812/1539] has come upon kocka [411/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 20:41:00 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/15/21 02:46:25] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, kocka, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/21 11:02:20] kocka [428/1664] has come upon Darwick [1361/1431] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:17:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/15/21 15:27:59] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:39:40 is removed from their time toward level 194.
[01/16/21 06:44:40] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, 4R0N, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/21 06:37:59] kocka [238/1664] has come upon Sanyi [291/1587] and got flexed on in combat! 55 days, 06:06:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/17/21 08:02:24] wilk [928/1741] has come upon kocka [1312/1664] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 22:32:15 is added to wilk's clock.
[01/18/21 08:50:04] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 16:25:09 towards level 195.
[01/18/21 19:02:19] Joska [1422/1885] has come upon kocka [83/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 01:00:11 is removed from Joska's clock.
[01/20/21 14:10:38] Sanyi, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/21 16:02:20] kocka [1547/1664] has come upon DarwickAK [999/1636] and straight stomped them in combat! 82 days, 06:00:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/21/21 06:08:30] Qpe stole kocka's level 99 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 88 set of leggings behind, which kocka then takes.
[01/21/21 13:21:34] [Sanyi], luI, kocka, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/21 22:02:22] kocka [635/1652] has come upon Qpe [171/1549] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 01:13:07 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/22/21 15:04:28] kocka, Darwick, and peta [242/4469] have team battled HellSpawn, GDI, and DarwickAK [1927/4257] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/21 18:06:39] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 15:35:08 is removed from their time toward level 195.
[01/22/21 23:02:24] gyilkos [236/1453] has come upon kocka [1485/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 17:58:37 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/22/21 23:40:04] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:21:32 towards level 195.
[01/24/21 06:24:27] Sanyi, [Sanyi], luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/21 10:02:24] 4R0N [757/1396] has come upon kocka [1184/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:15:59 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/27/21 13:02:23] kocka [457/1652] has come upon Sanyi [159/1638] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 05:32:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/27/21 13:41:37] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 12:43:05 is removed from their time toward level 195.
[01/27/21 17:22:15] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 8. 0 days, 03:14:32 is added to kocka's timer towards level 195.
[01/27/21 18:02:19] peta [472/1399] has come upon kocka [547/1652] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 18:14:07 is added to peta's clock.
[01/27/21 21:23:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 4 days, 20:48:13 toward level 195.
[01/28/21 22:40:57] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/21 01:17:10] [Sanyi] [890/1653] has come upon kocka [826/1652] and rocked it! 10 days, 18:32:50 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/29/21 19:31:51] kocka [222/1652] has come upon wilk [818/1741] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 22:12:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/29/21 20:02:23] 4R0N [84/1396] has come upon kocka [630/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 09:57:23 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/29/21 22:21:30] GDI, DarwickAK, HellSpawn, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/21 08:30:33] kocka was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 18 days, 22:31:10 from level 196.
[01/30/21 16:55:43] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 86 days, 10:32:37 is removed from their time toward level 196.
[01/30/21 20:42:38] luI, kocka, gyilkos, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/21 12:02:22] kocka [735/1652] has come upon Darwick [96/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 16:36:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/31/21 18:49:25] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:35:28 towards level 196.
[02/01/21 15:08:49] kocka was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:41:03 from level 196.
[02/01/21 16:37:55] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 136. 0 days, 03:15:25 is added to kocka's timer towards level 196.
[02/01/21 18:02:22] Sanyi [228/1638] has come upon kocka [546/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 19:45:50 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[02/04/21 08:43:27] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:47:45 towards level 196.
[02/05/21 01:23:51] kocka [1588/1652] has come upon GDI [123/1486] and straight stomped them in combat! 19 days, 09:03:38 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/05/21 16:02:50] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 17:00:36 is removed from their time toward level 196.
[02/06/21 10:09:37] GDI, kocka, gyilkos, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/21 15:37:08] kocka [1441/1652] has come upon Sanyi [833/1638] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 11:23:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/08/21 12:09:17] GDI, DarwickAK, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/21 14:47:42] HellSpawn [1184/1423] has come upon kocka [1342/1652] and got flexed on in combat! 15 days, 10:32:19 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[02/09/21 06:03:49] Sanyi, GDI, kocka, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/21 11:46:57] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 01:02:26 is removed from their time toward level 196.
[02/09/21 17:37:23] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/21 21:29:01] kocka, gyilkos, Qpe, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/21 21:55:22] kocka [864/1652] has come upon HellSpawn [615/1423] and rocked it! 29 days, 18:56:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/10/21 02:02:22] kocka [1130/1652] has come upon Sanyi [945/1638] and rocked it! 81 days, 05:38:31 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/10/21 22:42:31] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/21 01:34:18] kocka lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:23:09 from level 197.
[02/11/21 13:24:45] [Sanyi], Sanyi, and GDI [1947/4768] have team battled 4R0N, Qpe, and kocka [2468/4289] and lost! 0 days, 07:59:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/21 04:02:21] gyilkos [1088/1465] has come upon kocka [1361/1652] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 14:05:01 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[02/12/21 15:00:41] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 34 days, 12:58:10 is removed from their time toward level 197.
[02/12/21 15:55:42] DarwickAK, luI, kocka, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/21 08:14:08] kocka [1191/1652] has come upon wilk [605/1742] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 13:34:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/13/21 11:11:12] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 05:36:26 is removed from their time toward level 197.
[02/13/21 14:51:56] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 02:48:28 is removed from their time toward level 197.
[02/14/21 01:22:22] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:31 towards level 197.
[02/14/21 06:35:34] peta, [Sanyi], and luI [3893/4516] have team battled 4R0N, kocka, and GDI [4093/4241] and lost! 0 days, 06:45:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/21 07:47:50] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:19 towards level 197.
[02/14/21 08:40:43] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:14 towards level 197.
[02/14/21 14:43:07] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:38:00 is removed from their time toward level 197.
[02/14/21 19:26:02] 4R0N, kocka, and HellSpawn [1856/4187] have team battled Sanyi, Darwick, and peta [2295/4484] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/21 03:45:20] GDI, 4R0N, kocka, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/21 12:02:21] kocka [381/1652] has come upon luI [915/1455] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 18:44:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/15/21 14:34:13] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:06:30 is removed from their time toward level 197.
[02/15/21 22:02:23] DarwickAK [436/1669] has come upon kocka [255/1652] and rocked it! 7 days, 00:33:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[02/15/21 22:02:23] DarwickAK has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:17:20 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/16/21 02:47:14] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, kocka, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/21 20:24:59] kocka, luI, and 4R0N [1451/4219] have team battled HellSpawn, Qpe, and peta [953/4346] and won! 0 days, 09:16:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/21 14:16:28] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 74 damage. 0 days, 03:16:58 is added to kocka's timer towards level 197.
[02/17/21 19:02:24] kocka [86/1652] has come upon Sanyi [199/1638] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 05:19:28 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/17/21 22:35:17] HellSpawn, peta, and luI [365/4291] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and wilk [1044/5057] and lost! 1 day, 00:54:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/21 00:02:21] GDI [181/1477] has come upon kocka [1586/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:26:21 is added to GDI's clock.
[02/18/21 10:02:22] kocka [491/1652] has come upon Sanyi [999/1638] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:25:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/18/21 13:59:14] peta, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [1005/4705] have team battled kocka, Qpe, and [Sanyi] [3447/4840] and lost! 0 days, 10:32:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/21 20:32:01] kocka [717/1652] has come upon peta [1226/1398] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 48 days, 16:00:54 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/19/21 01:02:20] kocka [301/1652] has come upon DarwickAK [1413/1669] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 68 days, 08:12:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/19/21 01:20:29] kocka [1126/1652] has come upon wilk [1625/1742] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 42 days, 13:24:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/19/21 11:02:23] kocka [276/1652] has come upon peta [1323/1398] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 89 days, 23:56:50 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/19/21 13:58:45] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 170 days, 01:09:13 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[02/20/21 04:17:42] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 06:27:05 towards level 198.
[02/21/21 01:00:35] 4R0N, gyilkos, and Darwick [2482/4036] have team battled DarwickAK, kocka, and GDI [1616/4798] and won! 1 day, 19:13:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/21 03:13:45] Sanyi, HellSpawn, kocka, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/21 10:00:34] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 5. 0 days, 03:17:20 is added to kocka's timer towards level 198.
[02/21/21 13:41:04] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 13 days, 03:56:58 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[02/21/21 18:02:19] kocka [500/1652] has come upon gyilkos [882/1465] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 50 days, 16:02:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/22/21 09:51:34] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 20 days, 05:24:49 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[02/22/21 13:32:13] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 286 damage. 0 days, 03:17:55 is added to kocka's timer towards level 198.
[02/23/21 00:02:22] Qpe [635/1525] has come upon kocka [623/1652] and rocked it! 5 days, 08:47:17 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[02/23/21 05:02:20] wilk [497/1742] has come upon kocka [1160/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 01:26:56 is added to wilk's clock.
[02/23/21 09:42:46] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 36 days, 15:45:11 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[02/23/21 22:30:57] GDI, HellSpawn, kocka, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/21 00:19:12] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 23:33:12 towards level 198.
[02/24/21 01:02:19] DarwickAK [582/1669] has come upon kocka [629/1652] and realized it was a bad decision! 17 days, 09:34:38 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/24/21 06:02:22] GDI [1157/1477] has come upon kocka [90/1652] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:53:57 is removed from GDI's clock.
[02/24/21 11:02:21] kocka [1194/1652] has come upon HellSpawn [1421/1438] and got flexed on in combat! 10 days, 06:58:22 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/25/21 02:02:19] kocka [180/1652] has come upon Sanyi [950/1697] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 04:50:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/25/21 04:53:40] Qpe [701/1525] has come upon kocka [1254/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:55:24 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/25/21 06:44:05] kocka [648/1652] has come upon luI [1290/1455] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 35 days, 10:08:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/25/21 18:37:50] HellSpawn, kocka, gyilkos, and wilk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/21 20:25:07] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/21 21:35:52] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 20:23:11 towards level 198.
[02/26/21 22:45:17] HellSpawn, luI, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/21 04:02:20] wilk [287/1742] has come upon kocka [1487/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 10:00:26 is added to wilk's clock.
[02/27/21 14:02:23] kocka [394/1652] has come upon [Sanyi] [1374/1665] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 26 days, 22:36:25 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/28/21 13:07:05] kocka [852/1652] has come upon gyilkos [1449/1465] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 11:25:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/01/21 03:55:54] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 07:53:56 towards level 198.
[03/01/21 06:02:20] gyilkos [1456/1465] has come upon kocka [1085/1652] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 03:02:43 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[03/02/21 02:02:20] kocka [1005/1652] has come upon 4R0N [34/1112] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 09:11:02 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/02/21 07:02:21] Sanyi [15/1680] has come upon kocka [424/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 13:45:08 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/02/21 08:40:37] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 25 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:17:31 is added to kocka's timer towards level 198.
[03/02/21 10:50:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 68 days, 21:50:39 toward level 198.
[03/02/21 12:21:09] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 08:59:10 is removed from their time toward level 198.
[03/03/21 15:09:01] Sanyi, GDI, and DarwickAK [4507/4826] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and gyilkos [2765/4782] and won! 2 days, 01:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/21 03:44:34] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:25:03 towards level 198.
[03/04/21 09:02:21] Qpe [572/1525] has come upon kocka [1308/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 22:07:29 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/04/21 13:35:49] HellSpawn, peta, and kocka [3105/4496] have team battled Qpe, Darwick, and Sanyi [228/4704] and won! 0 days, 14:54:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/21 00:02:21] kocka [1133/1652] has come upon DarwickAK [84/1660] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 16:28:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/05/21 08:00:08] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:02 towards level 198.
[03/05/21 22:51:03] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:40 towards level 198.
[03/07/21 00:41:08] DarwickAK, luI, 4R0N, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/21 02:29:00] gyilkos [280/1474] has come upon kocka [545/1652] and got flexed on in combat! 33 days, 12:25:19 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/08/21 00:23:36] kocka walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:04:33 from level 198.
[03/08/21 08:02:22] gyilkos [1236/1474] has come upon kocka [1554/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 31 days, 20:47:24 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/08/21 10:49:50] kocka, Darwick, wilk, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/21 09:44:44] Sanyi, GDI, kocka, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/21 05:05:09] kocka [1428/1652] has come upon DarwickAK [1494/1660] and realized it was a bad decision! 54 days, 13:44:46 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/10/21 15:31:18] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/21 01:02:21] DarwickAK [1091/1660] has come upon kocka [1345/1652] and got flexed on in combat! 21 days, 22:07:58 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[03/11/21 11:02:20] kocka [1629/1652] has come upon Darwick [840/1499] and straight stomped them in combat! 113 days, 11:36:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/11/21 20:02:36] [Sanyi], luI, and kocka [3121/4772] have team battled 4R0N, DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [1143/4210] and won! 0 days, 12:43:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/21 21:16:08] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/21 10:52:31] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 09:25:39 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[03/13/21 08:02:22] Sanyi [195/1692] has come upon kocka [191/1652] and gave em what was coming! 2 days, 10:48:41 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/13/21 23:02:24] Sanyi [169/1692] has come upon kocka [185/1652] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 07:12:13 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/14/21 00:49:44] GDI, HellSpawn, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/21 19:51:53] kocka, Darwick, and gyilkos [2715/4625] have team battled Sanyi, 4R0N, and peta [1796/4220] and won! 0 days, 09:46:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/21 21:27:25] luI [278/1455] has come upon kocka [771/1652] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 41 days, 18:30:08 is added to luI's clock.
[03/15/21 06:45:30] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 34 days, 16:36:32 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[03/16/21 10:17:13] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 11:44:35 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[03/16/21 20:21:47] kocka sharpened the edge of his weapon! kocka's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/21 09:50:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 21:33:31 toward level 199.
[03/17/21 10:52:45] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/21 09:59:33] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 01:15:57 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[03/18/21 18:02:23] kocka [658/1707] has come upon GDI [760/1486] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 16:27:36 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/19/21 04:09:15] Qpe [9/1525] has come upon kocka [1082/1707] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 07:08:17 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/19/21 04:09:32] kocka [215/1707] has come upon Qpe [602/1525] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 17:18:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/19/21 14:02:21] kocka [815/1707] has come upon luI [875/1455] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 10:47:19 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/20/21 08:06:50] 4R0N, kocka, Qpe, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/21 10:02:22] DarwickAK [1499/1664] has come upon kocka [96/1707] and straight stomped them in combat! 42 days, 06:53:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/20/21 13:59:18] peta [406/1416] has come upon kocka [326/1707] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 13:09:55 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/21/21 09:33:09] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 10:15:56 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[03/21/21 16:02:20] kocka [938/1707] has come upon Qpe [969/1525] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 00:29:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/22/21 02:02:20] kocka [822/1707] has come upon Sanyi [86/1700] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 17:12:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/22/21 05:43:46] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:53:57 is removed from their time toward level 199.
[03/22/21 05:43:46] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 11 damage. 0 days, 03:18:16 is added to kocka's timer towards level 199.
[03/22/21 17:31:45] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:23:42 towards level 199.
[03/23/21 20:50:44] kocka [1298/1707] has come upon peta [4/1416] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:29:36 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/23/21 23:02:20] kocka [1128/1707] has come upon GDI [511/1486] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:27:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/24/21 14:52:22] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:59 towards level 199.
[03/24/21 15:40:44] kocka [744/1707] has come upon DarwickAK [426/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 96 days, 11:35:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/24/21 15:47:01] kocka, GDI, and Darwick [2145/4678] have team battled DarwickAK, Sanyi, and luI [4201/4810] and lost! 0 days, 19:15:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/21 18:25:00] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 04:57:25 towards level 200.
[03/24/21 23:06:37] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:05:21 towards level 200.
[03/27/21 02:02:22] kocka [1413/1707] has come upon DarwickAK [859/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 23:12:59 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/27/21 02:38:25] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/21 07:49:07] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:45:54 towards level 200.
[03/27/21 09:50:04] Qpe, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [687/4889] have team battled kocka, HellSpawn, and Darwick [3822/4645] and lost! 0 days, 07:49:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/21 12:02:22] kocka [368/1707] has come upon IRPGbot [1189/1890] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:05:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/27/21 15:33:18] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/21 17:02:23] kocka [1223/1707] has come upon peta [1393/1416] and realized it was a bad decision! 7 days, 16:47:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/27/21 22:02:20] kocka [790/1707] has come upon Sanyi [1410/1700] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 19:15:38 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/28/21 09:02:22] wilk [1158/1742] has come upon kocka [595/1707] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 05:46:09 is removed from wilk's clock.
[03/29/21 03:54:44] kocka [759/1707] has come upon Sanyi [477/1700] and fucked they ass up! 24 days, 04:07:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/29/21 03:55:16] kocka [786/1707] has come upon Sanyi [624/1700] and gave em what was coming! 11 days, 08:39:27 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/29/21 04:22:24] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/21 06:41:31] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/21 20:02:22] DarwickAK [1291/1664] has come upon kocka [189/1707] and straight stomped them in combat! 105 days, 12:46:23 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[03/30/21 02:31:59] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:09:19 towards level 200.
[03/30/21 21:02:20] [Sanyi] [1142/1666] has come upon kocka [498/1707] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 15:21:07 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/31/21 03:09:47] kocka [359/1707] has come upon Sanyi [1273/1700] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:20:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/31/21 07:10:00] kocka [1163/1707] has come upon HellSpawn [172/1453] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:02:16 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/31/21 07:10:00] kocka has dealt HellSpawn a Critical Strike! 4 days, 00:43:51 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/31/21 09:04:56] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:11:19 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[03/31/21 17:02:23] kocka [272/1707] has come upon [Sanyi] [616/1666] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 12:12:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/31/21 18:19:00] Sanyi, [Sanyi], kocka, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/21 17:21:59] GDI, luI, kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/21 18:15:34] kocka broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:37:51 from level 200.
[04/02/21 06:09:45] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/21 08:47:15] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:30:50 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[04/02/21 19:02:21] Sanyi [1384/1700] has come upon kocka [1220/1707] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 19:31:23 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/03/21 02:09:00] Darwick [555/1485] has come upon kocka [1017/1707] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:02:40 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/03/21 20:02:23] DarwickAK [1369/1664] has come upon kocka [1142/1707] and fucked they ass up! 33 days, 17:02:53 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/04/21 04:48:57] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:33:04 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[04/04/21 08:29:31] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:48:57 is removed from their time toward level 200.
[04/04/21 11:02:23] wilk [257/1742] has come upon kocka [1328/1707] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 04:35:51 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/04/21 14:28:31] kocka [813/1707] has come upon HellSpawn [934/1475] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 19 days, 00:26:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/04/21 18:33:46] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/21 07:02:19] Sanyi [1100/1700] has come upon kocka [223/1707] and straight stomped them in combat! 84 days, 21:43:58 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/05/21 08:20:43] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 43. 0 days, 03:20:10 is added to kocka's timer towards level 201.
[04/05/21 22:02:24] GDI [1127/1496] has come upon kocka [1258/1707] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 02:42:26 is added to GDI's clock.
[04/06/21 13:02:22] peta [674/1416] has come upon kocka [271/1707] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 04:47:24 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/06/21 13:22:45] kocka, wilk, and Sanyi [1839/5149] have team battled Qpe, [Sanyi], and GDI [3181/4687] and lost! 6 days, 04:00:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/21 02:54:03] kocka was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 24 days, 07:18:20 from level 201.
[04/07/21 14:51:05] GDI, kocka, gyilkos, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/21 00:22:06] kocka [112/1707] has come upon [Sanyi] [495/1666] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 50 days, 19:23:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/08/21 03:44:46] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 04:50:26 towards level 201.
[04/08/21 07:54:10] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 50 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:20:11 is added to kocka's timer towards level 201.
[04/08/21 18:07:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 113 days, 12:02:24 toward level 201.
[04/08/21 18:34:55] [Sanyi], wilk, and GDI [4382/4904] have team battled gyilkos, Sanyi, and kocka [2344/4895] and won! 3 days, 19:13:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/21 01:02:24] gyilkos [1350/1488] has come upon kocka [273/1707] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 21:06:44 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/09/21 04:04:44] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 14:56:24 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[04/09/21 06:02:22] Darwick [801/1485] has come upon kocka [1548/1707] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 21:22:13 is added to Darwick's clock.
[04/09/21 06:11:52] [Sanyi], HellSpawn, luI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/21 07:36:26] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 19:51:02 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[04/10/21 13:06:40] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/21 12:40:10] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:18:36 towards level 201.
[04/12/21 09:02:23] luI [424/1447] has come upon kocka [1319/1710] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 19:32:38 is added to luI's clock.
[04/12/21 11:35:01] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/21 19:02:21] HellSpawn [1417/1487] has come upon kocka [698/1710] and straight stomped them in combat! 28 days, 07:04:19 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/14/21 07:00:47] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 3 days, 01:20:38 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[04/14/21 07:00:47] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 45 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:20:20 is added to kocka's timer towards level 201.
[04/14/21 10:15:47] kocka [217/1710] has come upon [Sanyi] [1042/1666] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 04:21:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/14/21 10:15:47] [Sanyi] [651/1666] has come upon kocka [496/1710] and gave em what was coming! 52 days, 01:46:26 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/14/21 16:02:19] GDI [411/1496] has come upon kocka [1319/1710] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:57:46 is added to GDI's clock.
[04/15/21 03:11:21] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 4 days, 16:29:41 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[04/15/21 07:02:21] Sanyi [1591/1700] has come upon kocka [552/1710] and straight stomped them in combat! 77 days, 05:31:58 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[04/15/21 07:57:56] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, kocka, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/21 08:32:32] kocka [1374/1710] has come upon GDI [1171/1496] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 23:29:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/16/21 03:02:19] kocka [278/1710] has come upon Darwick [1427/1485] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 02:39:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/16/21 03:02:33] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 03:16:47 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[04/16/21 13:02:19] kocka [484/1710] has come upon HellSpawn [821/1487] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 02:49:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/16/21 21:09:50] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/21 23:02:20] kocka [284/1710] has come upon IRPGbot [1775/1890] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 00:18:10 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/16/21 23:56:42] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/21 00:31:26] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:55:35 towards level 201.
[04/17/21 04:02:23] peta [340/1435] has come upon kocka [743/1710] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:43:34 is added to peta's clock.
[04/17/21 10:25:08] DarwickAK, HellSpawn, kocka, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/21 00:02:22] DarwickAK [1111/1664] has come upon kocka [158/1710] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:41:33 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/19/21 01:02:21] kocka [381/1710] has come upon gyilkos [669/1488] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 16:09:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/19/21 11:02:20] kocka [121/1710] has come upon Sanyi [898/1700] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 15:35:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/19/21 16:02:22] wilk [77/1755] has come upon kocka [1574/1710] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 04:53:25 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/20/21 06:20:18] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:08:38 towards level 201.
[04/21/21 02:18:25] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 12:43:14 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[04/21/21 08:02:21] [Sanyi] [1131/1666] has come upon kocka [904/1710] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 12:54:23 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/21/21 13:37:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 11:46:33 from level 201.
[04/21/21 19:38:58] kocka, Qpe, Darwick, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/21 02:09:33] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:56:21 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[04/22/21 04:29:13] kocka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:25 towards level 201.
[04/22/21 13:35:45] DarwickAK, kocka, Qpe, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/21 14:02:20] gyilkos [191/1495] has come upon kocka [1049/1710] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 15 days, 11:30:00 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/22/21 17:41:59] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:16 towards level 201.
[04/22/21 23:30:58] GDI, Sanyi, and DarwickAK [2069/4859] have team battled wilk, [Sanyi], and kocka [3515/5131] and lost! 9 days, 02:45:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/21 11:40:07] kocka [243/1710] has come upon [Sanyi] [583/1666] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 12:43:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/23/21 11:40:07] kocka [482/1710] has come upon [Sanyi] [1266/1666] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 14:07:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/24/21 01:02:20] kocka [1505/1710] has come upon [Sanyi] [687/1666] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 05:51:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/24/21 02:50:38] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:50 towards level 201.
[04/24/21 05:32:24] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 17:39:35 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[04/24/21 05:32:24] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 178. 0 days, 03:20:40 is added to kocka's timer towards level 201.
[04/24/21 21:02:20] [Sanyi] [1149/1666] has come upon kocka [880/1710] and fucked they ass up! 5 days, 06:41:41 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/25/21 05:23:37] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 05:26:45 is removed from their time toward level 201.
[04/25/21 22:02:21] kocka [900/1710] has come upon GDI [96/1503] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:42:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/26/21 07:02:00] peta [1275/1423] has come upon kocka [310/1710] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 05:35:02 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/26/21 17:16:55] Sanyi, kocka, gyilkos, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/27/21 03:47:38] kocka [633/1710] has come upon Sanyi [987/1692] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 57 days, 08:30:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/27/21 04:02:22] kocka [1708/1710] has come upon HellSpawn [24/1487] and straight stomped them in combat! 44 days, 17:38:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/27/21 05:05:47] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 16 days, 07:11:43 is removed from their time toward level 202.
[04/28/21 01:16:21] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 15 days, 05:55:07 is removed from their time toward level 202.
[04/28/21 04:56:52] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 537 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:21:33 is added to kocka's timer towards level 202.
[04/28/21 08:11:53] peta [178/1423] has come upon kocka [1384/1710] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 45 days, 17:33:47 is added to peta's clock.
[04/28/21 15:36:25] kocka [1571/1710] has come upon GDI [1082/1503] and straight stomped them in combat! 83 days, 22:36:15 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/28/21 18:04:00] wilk, luI, and Sanyi [1363/4935] have team battled kocka, HellSpawn, and Darwick [2421/4682] and lost! 1 day, 02:48:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/21 09:34:44] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:13:32 towards level 202.
[04/29/21 11:02:19] kocka [152/1710] has come upon gyilkos [885/1495] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 16:26:57 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/29/21 16:02:23] kocka [1289/1710] has come upon DarwickAK [658/1664] and straight stomped them in combat! 57 days, 18:27:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/30/21 04:49:58] HellSpawn, kocka, Qpe, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/21 07:59:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 19:29:18 from level 202.
[04/30/21 22:02:22] [Sanyi] [248/1666] has come upon kocka [1467/1710] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 17:25:54 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/01/21 01:52:19] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/21 08:02:23] kocka [687/1710] has come upon wilk [1730/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 08:50:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/01/21 23:02:23] kocka [1138/1710] has come upon [Sanyi] [1039/1666] and rocked it! 29 days, 14:35:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/02/21 12:53:46] [Sanyi], DarwickAK, kocka, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/21 14:02:22] kocka [799/1710] has come upon peta [13/1448] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 05:18:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/02/21 20:09:39] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/21 06:16:47] kocka got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:01:01 from level 202.
[05/03/21 18:06:08] GDI, [Sanyi], kocka, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/21 20:02:22] kocka [683/1710] has come upon Sanyi [380/1692] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 12:08:43 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/04/21 01:02:21] kocka [1370/1710] has come upon DarwickAK [1473/1676] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 19:20:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/04/21 21:02:23] [Sanyi] [970/1666] has come upon kocka [1059/1710] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 22:41:20 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/05/21 07:02:20] kocka [638/1710] has come upon HellSpawn [708/1492] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 05:36:06 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/05/21 12:37:32] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/21 03:02:22] Qpe [110/1566] has come upon kocka [1127/1710] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 02:22:44 is added to Qpe's clock.
[05/06/21 13:02:23] kocka [1365/1710] has come upon Darwick [400/1485] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:41:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/06/21 20:11:30] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:59 towards level 202.
[05/07/21 02:23:34] kocka [435/1710] has come upon wilk [856/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 28 days, 19:51:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/07/21 23:47:38] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 33 days, 00:25:23 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[05/08/21 03:28:12] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 13 days, 02:04:13 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[05/09/21 02:08:54] kocka walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 08:59:54 from level 203.
[05/09/21 19:06:21] Sanyi [887/1687] has come upon kocka [141/1710] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 01:34:13 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[05/09/21 23:29:49] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 74 days, 18:49:31 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[05/10/21 01:18:50] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:17:17 towards level 203.
[05/10/21 02:02:22] kocka [1401/1710] has come upon DarwickAK [758/1676] and straight stomped them in combat! 50 days, 20:56:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/10/21 03:10:22] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 10 days, 18:57:17 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[05/10/21 23:20:56] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 49. 0 days, 03:22:24 is added to kocka's timer towards level 203.
[05/11/21 03:01:23] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 18:19:22 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[05/11/21 05:18:43] Sanyi, kocka, Darwick, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/21 18:02:23] kocka [242/1710] has come upon IRPGbot [236/1886] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 21:43:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/12/21 20:30:59] kocka, DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [565/4878] have team battled Sanyi, [Sanyi], and peta [1086/4793] and lost! 3 days, 08:38:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/21 05:02:21] GDI [1311/1514] has come upon kocka [1266/1710] and rocked it! 0 days, 13:43:35 is removed from GDI's clock.
[05/13/21 07:13:30] Sanyi, DarwickAK, kocka, and wilk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/21 15:02:22] Sanyi [1098/1681] has come upon kocka [1702/1724] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 46 days, 01:29:01 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[05/15/21 02:25:52] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 06:45:15 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[05/15/21 18:46:20] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:58:27 from level 203.
[05/15/21 22:36:28] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 10:14:57 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[05/16/21 02:17:03] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:59:05 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[05/17/21 04:35:14] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/21 01:59:12] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 02:39:00 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[05/18/21 14:13:21] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/21 22:09:44] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:21:35 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[05/19/21 01:50:17] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:13:17 is removed from their time toward level 203.
[05/19/21 04:46:45] kocka [1108/1724] has come upon HellSpawn [927/1466] and rocked it! 36 days, 16:54:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/19/21 22:00:52] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 51 days, 09:36:48 is removed from their time toward level 204.
[05/20/21 12:02:23] kocka [100/1724] has come upon HellSpawn [613/1466] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 09:03:30 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/22/21 02:15:14] GDI, Qpe, and Darwick [3375/4496] have team battled peta, kocka, and HellSpawn [1076/4636] and won! 12 days, 12:14:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/21 16:10:21] Darwick [1114/1475] has come upon kocka [282/1724] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 04:40:04 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[05/26/21 16:10:21] In the fierce battle, kocka dropped his level 151 amulet! Darwick picks it up, tossing his old level 126 amulet to kocka.
[05/28/21 11:28:19] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 22:15:31 towards level 204.
[05/28/21 15:17:28] kocka [1426/1697] has come upon Sanyi [1475/1718] and realized it was a bad decision! 30 days, 10:31:05 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/29/21 02:18:25] GDI and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/21 09:58:44] DarwickAK, peta, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/21 07:17:28] kocka [468/1697] has come upon HellSpawn [177/1466] and fucked they ass up! 16 days, 18:30:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[05/30/21 14:36:27] HellSpawn [370/1466] has come upon kocka [837/1697] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 05:57:48 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[05/30/21 20:56:58] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:08:14 towards level 204.
[05/31/21 04:46:01] Darwick, Sanyi, and luI [1560/4704] have team battled DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and kocka [4288/5045] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/21 08:03:22] kocka [504/1697] has come upon GDI [1172/1469] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 12:55:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[05/31/21 10:04:17] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 03:50:07 towards level 204.
[05/31/21 10:20:56] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 05:08:57 is removed from their time toward level 204.
[05/31/21 22:46:51] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:01:55 towards level 204.
[06/01/21 02:49:15] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:47:00 towards level 204.
[06/01/21 13:29:12] GDI, Darwick, and kocka [2417/4668] have team battled gyilkos, wilk, and Qpe [1930/4812] and won! 0 days, 04:43:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/21 18:29:11] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/21 19:17:31] kocka [306/1697] has come upon IRPGbot [14/1910] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 14:34:44 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/02/21 05:00:11] Darwick, DarwickAK, luI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/21 04:44:05] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:27:54 towards level 204.
[06/03/21 05:34:01] Qpe, HellSpawn, GDI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/21 06:17:26] kocka [1354/1697] has come upon DarwickAK [851/1682] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 17:47:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/03/21 16:09:11] DarwickAK, gyilkos, and Darwick [2216/4689] have team battled Sanyi, kocka, and luI [2193/4899] and won! 0 days, 01:53:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/21 16:17:26] DarwickAK [598/1682] has come upon kocka [1163/1697] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 31 days, 06:54:27 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[06/04/21 02:17:30] luI [380/1484] has come upon kocka [670/1697] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 35 days, 06:28:31 is added to luI's clock.
[06/04/21 07:37:47] [Sanyi], peta, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/21 08:46:29] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/21 09:45:34] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 35. 0 days, 03:23:14 is added to kocka's timer towards level 204.
[06/04/21 13:26:11] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 6. 0 days, 03:23:17 is added to kocka's timer towards level 204.
[06/05/21 10:19:46] kocka EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:54:37 from level 204.
[06/05/21 15:34:20] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/21 23:17:29] kocka [1223/1697] has come upon wilk [1147/1755] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 03:35:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[06/06/21 10:57:36] Qpe, [Sanyi], kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/21 11:06:17] kocka [670/1697] has come upon [Sanyi] [1581/1666] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:06:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/07/21 06:25:53] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:29 towards level 204.
[06/07/21 07:53:25] [Sanyi], HellSpawn, GDI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/21 08:53:52] kocka [130/1697] has come upon HellSpawn [1128/1466] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:02:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/07/21 19:07:49] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/21 12:50:49] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 7. 0 days, 03:23:57 is added to kocka's timer towards level 204.
[06/08/21 16:59:30] kocka [153/1697] has come upon wilk [655/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 03:03:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[06/09/21 21:19:20] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/21 21:56:56] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 21 days, 11:58:50 towards level 205.
[07/28/21 21:17:27] kocka [1111/1697] has come upon Qpe [1185/1446] and got flexed on in combat! 42 days, 03:48:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/29/21 10:01:41] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 17:52:38 towards level 205.
[07/29/21 20:18:24] kocka was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 25 days, 01:12:39 from level 205.
[07/30/21 01:29:26] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 328. 0 days, 03:24:15 is added to kocka's timer towards level 205.
[07/30/21 02:07:36] kocka [1462/1710] has come upon Qpe [789/1446] and straight stomped them in combat! 95 days, 19:38:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[07/30/21 03:01:41] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/21 05:09:57] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 13:57:36 is removed from their time toward level 205.
[07/30/21 08:17:28] kocka [308/1710] has come upon Joska [1171/1853] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 29 days, 14:37:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[07/30/21 13:17:30] Qpe [249/1446] has come upon kocka [1229/1710] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 18:58:50 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/30/21 22:36:04] 4R0N, Joska, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/21 23:17:27] Qpe [436/1446] has come upon kocka [929/1710] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 11:30:19 is added to Qpe's clock.
[07/31/21 01:20:32] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 25. 0 days, 03:24:28 is added to kocka's timer towards level 205.
[07/31/21 05:01:08] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 13:31:49 is removed from their time toward level 205.
[08/01/21 00:17:30] kocka [805/1710] has come upon wilk [1257/1892] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 06:38:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/01/21 09:56:33] kocka [997/1710] has come upon HellSpawn [674/1466] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 12:30:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/01/21 15:12:06] [Sanyi], wilk, and kocka [5190/5285] have team battled gyilkos, peta, and 4R0N [337/4030] and won! 0 days, 21:42:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/21 15:17:27] luI [876/1488] has come upon kocka [1136/1710] and got flexed on in combat! 44 days, 06:23:18 is added to luI's clock.
[08/01/21 17:22:10] gyilkos [1422/1532] has come upon kocka [334/1710] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 15:01:23 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[08/01/21 17:37:03] kocka slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kocka's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/02/21 11:17:31] Sanyi [1626/1710] has come upon kocka [770/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 15:14:52 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[08/03/21 04:34:34] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 40 days, 05:13:23 is removed from their time toward level 205.
[08/03/21 12:17:27] peta [1211/1336] has come upon kocka [1058/1702] and rocked it! 4 days, 11:07:19 is removed from peta's clock.
[08/03/21 17:17:29] kocka [1293/1702] has come upon IRPGbot [62/1902] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 03:09:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/03/21 18:51:33] DarwickAK, peta, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/21 06:02:59] kocka was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:52:45 from level 205.
[08/04/21 13:17:29] kocka [1465/1702] has come upon Qpe [564/1446] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 11:22:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/04/21 17:28:33] Qpe, Joska, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/21 07:51:01] kocka was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:31:10 from level 205.
[08/05/21 16:50:57] Darwick, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] [1002/4799] have team battled kocka, Joska, and luI [254/5043] and won! 0 days, 13:11:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/21 02:55:21] kocka [871/1702] has come upon [Sanyi] [1479/1683] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 09:04:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/08/21 00:09:59] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:45:33 is removed from their time toward level 205.
[08/08/21 02:17:30] DarwickAK [773/1682] has come upon kocka [1483/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 10:41:24 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/09/21 02:57:43] kocka found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:09:16 towards level 205.
[08/09/21 03:17:27] kocka [484/1702] has come upon wilk [972/1892] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 16:37:55 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/09/21 14:31:07] wilk, luI, HellSpawn, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/21 22:19:58] luI, wilk, and Joska [4271/5233] have team battled gyilkos, HellSpawn, and kocka [1284/4700] and won! 0 days, 00:34:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/21 14:42:54] wilk, HellSpawn, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/21 15:41:34] Qpe, [Sanyi], Joska, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/21 17:21:23] gyilkos, Qpe, and Darwick [2971/4617] have team battled peta, kocka, and luI [2834/4526] and won! 10 days, 02:43:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/21 23:34:33] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 01:18:19 is removed from their time toward level 205.
[08/12/21 13:07:36] peta, luI, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/21 07:17:29] peta [735/1336] has come upon kocka [982/1702] and realized it was a bad decision! 21 days, 13:06:09 is added to peta's clock.
[08/13/21 16:15:48] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/21 23:16:45] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:40:23 is removed from their time toward level 205.
[08/14/21 02:57:21] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 85 with their belt. 0 days, 03:24:08 is added to kocka's timer towards level 205.
[08/14/21 08:17:30] DarwickAK [788/1694] has come upon kocka [1289/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 03:46:02 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[08/14/21 10:03:22] [Sanyi], Joska, HellSpawn, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/21 10:46:03] kocka [731/1702] has come upon DarwickAK [1503/1694] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:00:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/14/21 10:46:12] kocka [941/1702] has come upon DarwickAK [1263/1694] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 01:18:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/14/21 16:25:40] kocka [986/1702] has come upon wilk [840/1892] and rocked it! 56 days, 14:27:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/14/21 23:07:58] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 07:09:06 is removed from their time toward level 206.
[08/15/21 14:17:26] Sanyi [415/1728] has come upon kocka [959/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 19:33:46 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/16/21 00:17:28] Sanyi [250/1728] has come upon kocka [627/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 21:00:41 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[08/16/21 02:58:31] kocka [471/1702] has come upon luI [401/1494] and fucked they ass up! 52 days, 19:48:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/16/21 20:20:03] [Sanyi], wilk, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/21 20:20:24] kocka [1302/1702] has come upon Sanyi [622/1728] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 14:57:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/16/21 20:20:57] kocka [198/1702] has come upon wilk [1217/1892] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 23:24:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/17/21 11:17:31] kocka [1283/1702] has come upon Darwick [29/1639] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 20:19:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/17/21 16:17:27] HellSpawn [53/1466] has come upon kocka [904/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 21:42:15 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/17/21 21:17:29] Darwick [1405/1639] has come upon kocka [394/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 07:08:37 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/17/21 23:04:56] Darwick, peta, and luI [3668/4469] have team battled 4R0N, kocka, and Qpe [735/4317] and won! 0 days, 01:32:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/21 02:17:29] kocka [1272/1702] has come upon peta [935/1336] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 14:25:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/18/21 07:16:56] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:31:00 from level 206.
[08/18/21 12:56:51] peta, luI, Sanyi, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/21 02:13:00] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 20:49:48 is removed from their time toward level 206.
[08/19/21 10:50:51] Qpe, [Sanyi], HellSpawn, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/21 04:17:28] kocka [159/1702] has come upon Joska [1542/1853] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 15:06:23 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/20/21 09:17:28] kocka [853/1702] has come upon HellSpawn [451/1466] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:19:25 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/20/21 19:17:28] kocka [774/1702] has come upon Darwick [167/1640] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 23:15:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/20/21 22:14:50] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 10 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:25:44 is added to kocka's timer towards level 206.
[08/21/21 21:38:53] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/21 00:12:19] wilk, Joska, and 4R0N [4310/4933] have team battled gyilkos, kocka, and Darwick [2236/4874] and won! 2 days, 19:48:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/21 01:17:29] DarwickAK [1538/1693] has come upon kocka [1034/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 12:02:19 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[08/22/21 10:39:31] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:38 towards level 206.
[08/22/21 21:17:28] kocka [1441/1702] has come upon Sanyi [852/1737] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 08:21:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/22/21 22:28:55] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:40 towards level 206.
[08/23/21 08:42:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 05:53:08 toward level 206.
[08/23/21 15:36:43] kocka [1392/1702] has come upon Qpe [1404/1446] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 45 days, 02:55:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/24/21 13:08:15] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/21 13:17:29] luI [378/1494] has come upon kocka [984/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 19 days, 21:27:19 is added to luI's clock.
[08/24/21 18:17:28] kocka [774/1702] has come upon DarwickAK [1645/1706] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 65 days, 13:35:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/25/21 19:17:28] [Sanyi] [1141/1676] has come upon kocka [172/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 14:12:08 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[08/26/21 00:17:31] kocka [1075/1702] has come upon Sanyi [740/1737] and straight stomped them in combat! 158 days, 09:48:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[08/26/21 10:28:17] Qpe, luI, and gyilkos [751/4472] have team battled kocka, 4R0N, and Darwick [2095/4511] and lost! 3 days, 18:12:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/21 21:21:44] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 137 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:26:33 is added to kocka's timer towards level 207.
[08/27/21 02:14:44] DarwickAK, kocka, and [Sanyi] [2159/5084] have team battled HellSpawn, Qpe, and Sanyi [3034/4671] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/21 11:17:28] kocka [46/1702] has come upon Darwick [53/1640] and got flexed on in combat! 38 days, 14:19:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[08/28/21 07:17:28] Darwick [1146/1640] has come upon kocka [160/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 04:36:57 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[08/29/21 03:09:14] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 14:11:36 towards level 207.
[08/29/21 16:42:24] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/21 07:00:21] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/21 20:17:30] kocka [1080/1702] has come upon luI [935/1502] and gave em what was coming! 50 days, 16:48:14 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/01/21 00:17:38] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 00:10:15 is removed from their time toward level 207.
[09/01/21 11:17:29] kocka [556/1702] has come upon Joska [1427/1936] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 17:23:54 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/01/21 16:22:03] Qpe, peta, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/21 07:19:29] [Sanyi] [931/1673] has come upon kocka [1076/1702] and got flexed on in combat! 33 days, 05:59:56 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/03/21 03:19:30] kocka [1552/1702] has come upon [Sanyi] [1138/1673] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 13:06:35 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/03/21 10:58:38] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/21 18:19:29] [Sanyi] [1067/1673] has come upon kocka [894/1702] and rocked it! 32 days, 22:56:51 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/04/21 02:40:42] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:52:11 towards level 207.
[09/04/21 05:35:59] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/21 20:29:25] kocka [66/1702] has come upon Darwick [256/1640] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 07:57:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/05/21 23:33:28] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 61. 0 days, 03:26:52 is added to kocka's timer towards level 207.
[09/07/21 02:19:29] Qpe [1008/1446] has come upon kocka [1377/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 37 days, 13:50:05 is added to Qpe's clock.
[09/07/21 12:19:32] kocka [518/1702] has come upon HellSpawn [959/1357] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 14:10:09 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/07/21 17:19:31] kocka [1371/1702] has come upon [Sanyi] [649/1673] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 04:23:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/07/21 22:19:31] Darwick [976/1640] has come upon kocka [2/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 17:15:51 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/08/21 01:04:02] gyilkos [61/1532] has come upon kocka [793/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 61 days, 05:49:33 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[09/08/21 23:06:53] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 20:36:59 is removed from their time toward level 207.
[09/09/21 08:43:17] kocka ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:56:32 from level 207.
[09/09/21 09:19:30] peta [985/1334] has come upon kocka [863/1702] and gave em what was coming! 0 days, 12:36:22 is removed from peta's clock.
[09/09/21 14:36:57] DarwickAK, kocka, luI, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/21 19:17:28] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 02:08:55 is removed from their time toward level 207.
[09/10/21 00:19:29] HellSpawn [736/1357] has come upon kocka [980/1702] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 11:12:55 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/10/21 22:49:11] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 09:04:35 is removed from their time toward level 207.
[09/12/21 09:42:08] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/21 22:19:30] [Sanyi] [1423/1673] has come upon kocka [549/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 15:35:42 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[09/12/21 22:31:24] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 67 damage. 0 days, 03:26:15 is added to kocka's timer towards level 207.
[09/13/21 00:57:43] kocka found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:38 towards level 207.
[09/13/21 01:21:07] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], and Joska [1619/5332] have team battled kocka, Qpe, and HellSpawn [2141/4505] and lost! 0 days, 20:50:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/21 11:51:13] kocka [47/1702] has come upon Qpe [935/1446] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 47 days, 07:46:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/13/21 11:54:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 112 days, 11:18:50 from level 208.
[09/13/21 23:19:32] luI [1030/1504] has come upon kocka [1597/1702] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 11:02:38 is added to luI's clock.
[09/15/21 22:04:36] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 28 days, 16:39:33 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[09/16/21 05:12:54] Darwick, kocka, Sanyi, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/21 06:19:32] kocka [371/1702] has come upon [Sanyi] [770/1673] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 76 days, 15:17:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/17/21 02:19:31] kocka [1349/1702] has come upon IRPGbot [619/2044] and straight stomped them in combat! 64 days, 14:30:15 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/17/21 21:46:49] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 20 days, 14:36:18 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[09/17/21 22:19:32] Darwick [1552/1640] has come upon kocka [612/1702] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 21:12:01 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/18/21 17:57:19] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 49 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:27:38 is added to kocka's timer towards level 208.
[09/18/21 21:37:56] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 14 days, 04:03:14 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[09/19/21 02:04:04] kocka [650/1702] has come upon Joska [933/1936] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 59 days, 21:13:50 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/19/21 17:59:40] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 20:39:46 towards level 208.
[09/20/21 15:19:29] kocka [820/1702] has come upon Qpe [693/1446] and rocked it! 110 days, 13:43:22 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/20/21 17:39:41] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 73 days, 05:55:02 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[09/21/21 17:53:07] DarwickAK, kocka, luI, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/21 20:14:57] kocka [347/1711] has come upon [Sanyi] [1413/1673] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 04:24:38 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/21/21 21:11:26] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 92. 0 days, 03:27:27 is added to kocka's timer towards level 208.
[09/22/21 17:22:00] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 20. 0 days, 03:27:11 is added to kocka's timer towards level 208.
[09/22/21 21:02:34] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 29. 0 days, 03:27:05 is added to kocka's timer towards level 208.
[09/22/21 22:19:31] Darwick [615/1640] has come upon kocka [1193/1711] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 05:53:38 is added to Darwick's clock.
[09/23/21 01:03:15] kocka ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:03:34 from level 208.
[09/23/21 03:44:32] 4R0N [229/1169] has come upon kocka [402/1711] and realized it was a bad decision! 35 days, 03:25:34 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[09/23/21 14:44:47] kocka [1549/1711] has come upon Darwick [570/1640] and straight stomped them in combat! 43 days, 05:47:55 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/23/21 17:13:08] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 21:53:31 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[09/24/21 04:19:30] HellSpawn [671/1357] has come upon kocka [1620/1711] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 16:28:01 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/24/21 20:44:46] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 18:13:15 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[09/25/21 10:19:29] kocka [196/1711] has come upon Joska [852/1936] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 20:55:39 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/25/21 20:35:53] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 01:33:49 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[09/25/21 20:44:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 20:52:22 from level 208.
[09/26/21 01:19:31] kocka [76/1711] has come upon wilk [866/2043] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 12:06:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/26/21 17:08:14] luI, Darwick, and Qpe [2787/4583] have team battled Sanyi, DarwickAK, and kocka [2355/5179] and won! 0 days, 00:33:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/21 18:02:34] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:47:34 towards level 208.
[09/27/21 02:49:26] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/21 12:19:32] kocka [957/1711] has come upon 4R0N [146/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 16 days, 22:00:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/27/21 16:37:38] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 20:40:34 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[09/27/21 21:23:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 13 days, 02:00:26 toward level 208.
[09/28/21 13:19:31] kocka [488/1711] has come upon IRPGbot [1115/2060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 07:24:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/28/21 14:00:20] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/21 15:07:11] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:09:34 towards level 208.
[09/29/21 16:19:45] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 09:26:24 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[09/29/21 16:19:45] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 121 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:27:36 is added to kocka's timer towards level 208.
[09/30/21 04:07:00] kocka and peta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/21 05:19:32] kocka [249/1711] has come upon wilk [415/2059] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 22:12:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[09/30/21 05:40:58] kocka [1447/1711] has come upon [Sanyi] [1363/1681] and rocked it! 11 days, 01:31:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[09/30/21 10:19:29] Darwick [1381/1640] has come upon kocka [741/1711] and straight stomped them in combat! 102 days, 13:42:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[09/30/21 15:19:29] kocka [1440/1711] has come upon 4R0N [1071/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 18:26:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/01/21 16:01:57] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 10:28:55 is removed from their time toward level 208.
[10/01/21 21:19:30] Qpe [1309/1475] has come upon kocka [1109/1711] and rocked it! 0 days, 21:36:23 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/02/21 12:19:31] Joska [1410/1936] has come upon kocka [911/1711] and straight stomped them in combat! 120 days, 02:12:36 is removed from Joska's clock.
[10/02/21 12:49:38] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:55 towards level 208.
[10/02/21 18:04:59] Qpe [1148/1475] has come upon kocka [898/1711] and gave em what was coming! 81 days, 16:37:37 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/03/21 03:19:30] kocka [1613/1711] has come upon 4R0N [61/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 20:26:28 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/04/21 00:25:17] Darwick, gyilkos, kocka, and Joska have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/21 09:34:32] gyilkos, Qpe, and Joska [371/4965] have team battled [Sanyi], wilk, and kocka [2902/5451] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/21 14:19:28] kocka [560/1711] has come upon Sanyi [515/1745] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:35:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/04/21 15:34:45] kocka [752/1711] has come upon 4R0N [294/1169] and straight stomped them in combat! 63 days, 10:02:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/04/21 15:35:25] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 25 days, 14:31:14 is removed from their time toward level 209.
[10/05/21 05:04:24] kocka was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 00:45:28 from level 209.
[10/05/21 19:07:08] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 12:16:43 is removed from their time toward level 209.
[10/05/21 20:19:30] kocka [294/1711] has come upon HellSpawn [1176/1360] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 02:46:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/06/21 01:18:03] kocka reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kocka's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/21 05:05:25] kocka got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 21:11:25 from level 209.
[10/06/21 06:19:31] 4R0N [722/1169] has come upon kocka [1678/1720] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 11 days, 19:56:34 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/06/21 17:58:02] Qpe, gyilkos, kocka, and peta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/21 18:41:03] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/21 21:19:29] kocka [604/1720] has come upon gyilkos [1461/1543] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 28 days, 15:56:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/07/21 05:52:23] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/21 06:30:57] DarwickAK, kocka, and Sanyi [2162/5162] have team battled 4R0N, HellSpawn, and luI [3580/4087] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/21 04:58:28] wilk [752/2059] has come upon kocka [136/1720] and straight stomped them in combat! 58 days, 20:30:37 is removed from wilk's clock.
[10/08/21 15:00:03] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 9 days, 18:33:59 is removed from their time toward level 209.
[10/08/21 20:04:32] kocka [1000/1720] has come upon DarwickAK [1618/1691] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 30 days, 13:39:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/09/21 04:19:32] kocka [68/1720] has come upon wilk [277/2059] and got flexed on in combat! 21 days, 21:39:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/09/21 12:36:32] Qpe, gyilkos, kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/21 18:22:59] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 09:08:34 towards level 209.
[10/09/21 19:04:05] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 00:22:54 towards level 209.
[10/09/21 19:47:22] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/21 02:15:56] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/21 06:35:43] DarwickAK, kocka, Sanyi, and peta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/21 10:51:30] kocka fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:25:28 from level 209.
[10/10/21 15:19:29] kocka [1624/1720] has come upon DarwickAK [1621/1691] and gave em what was coming! 33 days, 13:40:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/10/21 18:22:54] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 20:09:11 is removed from their time toward level 209.
[10/11/21 15:38:34] kocka ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:30:03 from level 209.
[10/12/21 18:05:06] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 13:36:22 is removed from their time toward level 209.
[10/13/21 07:50:56] luI [8/1549] has come upon kocka [1063/1722] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 15:31:20 is added to luI's clock.
[10/13/21 08:34:14] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:55:35 towards level 209.
[10/13/21 20:03:25] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/21 00:44:24] kocka learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:55:46 towards level 209.
[10/14/21 13:58:38] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/21 19:19:31] kocka [548/1722] has come upon Joska [1703/1936] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 19:25:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/15/21 00:19:32] kocka [736/1722] has come upon DarwickAK [655/1691] and gave em what was coming! 12 days, 02:29:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/15/21 07:34:00] DarwickAK, gyilkos, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/21 07:41:49] kocka [737/1722] has come upon gyilkos [179/1537] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 03:01:10 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/15/21 10:51:41] HellSpawn [660/1325] has come upon kocka [908/1722] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 23:40:27 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/16/21 04:20:07] 4R0N [804/1176] has come upon kocka [1536/1732] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 35 days, 10:23:10 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[10/16/21 06:19:30] kocka [48/1732] has come upon 4R0N [1027/1176] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:30:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/16/21 11:19:33] wilk [492/2059] has come upon kocka [800/1732] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:56:10 is added to wilk's clock.
[10/17/21 05:50:13] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:18 towards level 209.
[10/17/21 14:58:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 0 days, 02:51:13 toward level 209.
[10/17/21 22:19:29] wilk [1064/2059] has come upon kocka [809/1732] and gave em what was coming! 3 days, 15:34:10 is removed from wilk's clock.
[10/18/21 03:19:29] peta [1313/1335] has come upon kocka [1702/1732] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 18:49:39 is added to peta's clock.
[10/18/21 19:49:50] kocka [112/1732] has come upon DarwickAK [348/1691] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 61 days, 17:54:48 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/19/21 02:59:57] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 23 days, 10:57:36 towards level 210.
[10/19/21 14:19:29] kocka [1248/1732] has come upon gyilkos [830/1537] and straight stomped them in combat! 130 days, 04:27:16 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/20/21 00:07:29] wilk [1722/2059] has come upon kocka [1042/1732] and straight stomped them in combat! 59 days, 08:59:25 is removed from wilk's clock.
[10/20/21 20:21:30] kocka [1367/1732] has come upon gyilkos [616/1537] and straight stomped them in combat! 57 days, 21:30:15 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/22/21 06:04:41] luI, gyilkos, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/21 07:12:36] [Sanyi], kocka, Sanyi, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/21 16:27:19] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 157 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:29:23 is added to kocka's timer towards level 210.
[10/23/21 18:21:32] Sanyi [1275/1751] has come upon kocka [1503/1732] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 23:58:01 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[10/24/21 00:12:28] kocka [313/1732] has come upon [Sanyi] [1221/1688] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 20:12:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/24/21 09:21:31] DarwickAK [1079/1691] has come upon kocka [1104/1732] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 80 days, 03:55:03 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[10/24/21 10:02:17] HellSpawn [1249/1342] has come upon kocka [340/1732] and straight stomped them in combat! 54 days, 11:08:44 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/24/21 14:21:29] kocka [263/1732] has come upon HellSpawn [1248/1342] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 19:28:01 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/24/21 16:18:33] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 62 with their belt. 0 days, 03:29:22 is added to kocka's timer towards level 210.
[10/25/21 03:57:23] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/21 10:21:31] kocka [939/1732] has come upon gyilkos [962/1537] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 03:50:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/25/21 16:09:38] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 23:43:19 is removed from their time toward level 210.
[10/26/21 14:01:41] DarwickAK, peta, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/21 19:18:51] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:22:02 towards level 210.
[10/27/21 12:11:23] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 18:57:39 is removed from their time toward level 210.
[10/28/21 12:02:25] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 19:45:12 is removed from their time toward level 210.
[10/28/21 13:21:29] Qpe [798/1503] has come upon kocka [459/1732] and straight stomped them in combat! 14 days, 22:52:56 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/28/21 17:21:25] kocka [466/1732] has come upon luI [510/1543] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 23:29:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[10/28/21 17:33:45] luI [381/1543] has come upon kocka [1074/1732] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 17:37:29 is added to luI's clock.
[10/29/21 01:03:52] kocka slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kocka's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/30/21 05:21:28] luI [781/1543] has come upon kocka [895/1727] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 18:47:47 is added to luI's clock.
[10/30/21 10:21:31] Qpe [1473/1503] has come upon kocka [287/1727] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:33:05 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[10/30/21 10:22:17] kocka found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:23:41 towards level 210.
[10/30/21 11:44:43] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 06:41:34 is removed from their time toward level 210.
[10/31/21 01:21:32] kocka [1618/1727] has come upon DarwickAK [1002/1691] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 16:58:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[10/31/21 10:21:31] peta [1286/1335] has come upon kocka [893/1727] and straight stomped them in combat! 10 days, 15:10:34 is removed from peta's clock.
[10/31/21 14:16:20] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 08:30:05 is removed from their time toward level 210.
[11/01/21 10:26:58] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 128. 0 days, 03:29:55 is added to kocka's timer towards level 210.
[11/01/21 16:21:32] kocka [1206/1727] has come upon gyilkos [271/1526] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 03:17:27 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/02/21 02:39:38] kocka [1031/1727] has come upon DarwickAK [420/1691] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 17:24:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/02/21 12:21:28] luI [963/1543] has come upon kocka [714/1727] and rocked it! 96 days, 02:29:53 is removed from luI's clock.
[11/02/21 16:54:30] kocka [794/1727] has come upon DarwickAK [1218/1691] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 62 days, 01:21:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/02/21 17:21:32] kocka [1118/1727] has come upon [Sanyi] [916/1688] and fucked they ass up! 146 days, 20:13:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/03/21 02:02:27] Darwick, [Sanyi], kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/21 02:02:32] HellSpawn [284/1342] has come upon kocka [1588/1727] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 02:54:41 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/03/21 03:21:29] kocka [1538/1727] has come upon peta [461/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 43 days, 23:09:52 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/03/21 12:43:53] wilk, kocka, and gyilkos [4056/5312] have team battled DarwickAK, Darwick, and Qpe [3357/4845] and won! 1 day, 08:45:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/21 14:13:21] kocka was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:00:56 from level 211.
[11/03/21 18:21:29] wilk [473/2059] has come upon kocka [78/1727] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:37:11 is removed from wilk's clock.
[11/04/21 03:45:47] Qpe, DarwickAK, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/21 03:49:04] kocka [574/1727] has come upon gyilkos [1229/1527] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 10 days, 12:51:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/04/21 08:34:32] kocka sharpened the edge of his weapon! kocka's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/21 19:21:29] kocka [1716/1787] has come upon IRPGbot [974/2060] and straight stomped them in combat! 8 days, 13:29:47 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/05/21 05:20:24] [Sanyi], luI, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/21 09:51:25] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 56. 0 days, 03:30:20 is added to kocka's timer towards level 211.
[11/05/21 14:23:32] kocka [683/1787] has come upon [Sanyi] [635/1687] and gave em what was coming! 14 days, 01:56:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/05/21 15:21:30] luI [499/1543] has come upon kocka [1344/1787] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 20:56:56 is added to luI's clock.
[11/05/21 23:25:13] Darwick, gyilkos, kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/21 02:21:30] HellSpawn [1328/1342] has come upon kocka [1116/1787] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 18:25:21 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/07/21 07:21:30] kocka [1218/1787] has come upon peta [638/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 09:49:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/07/21 12:21:32] HellSpawn [65/1342] has come upon kocka [1273/1787] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 08:44:51 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/07/21 12:37:01] peta, kocka, and DarwickAK [1713/4831] have team battled HellSpawn, Darwick, and gyilkos [3075/4520] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/21 17:21:28] kocka [1215/1787] has come upon gyilkos [952/1527] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 15:18:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/07/21 21:42:10] Qpe, DarwickAK, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/21 21:42:10] kocka [1362/1787] has come upon Qpe [1020/1513] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:33:39 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/08/21 03:21:29] Darwick [1123/1651] has come upon kocka [1460/1787] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 74 days, 17:44:10 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/08/21 09:03:04] kocka [39/1787] has come upon DarwickAK [248/1709] and realized it was a bad decision! 62 days, 08:47:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/08/21 09:24:55] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 31 days, 14:58:31 is removed from their time toward level 212.
[11/08/21 13:05:27] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 27 days, 19:27:26 is removed from their time toward level 212.
[11/08/21 18:18:13] Darwick, wilk, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/21 06:16:21] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/21 09:16:01] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 50 days, 22:39:42 is removed from their time toward level 212.
[11/09/21 12:56:39] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 16 days, 02:07:52 is removed from their time toward level 212.
[11/09/21 19:21:30] Darwick [575/1595] has come upon kocka [1614/1787] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 90 days, 03:58:40 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/10/21 05:21:32] peta [354/1335] has come upon kocka [244/1787] and rocked it! 54 days, 17:22:35 is removed from peta's clock.
[11/10/21 09:07:12] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 225 with their belt. 0 days, 03:31:16 is added to kocka's timer towards level 212.
[11/10/21 12:47:49] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 53. 0 days, 03:31:36 is added to kocka's timer towards level 212.
[11/10/21 17:05:50] Qpe, kocka, Sanyi, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/21 06:21:29] kocka [1460/1787] has come upon IRPGbot [464/2060] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 12:57:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/11/21 09:38:11] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:33:01 from level 212.
[11/11/21 11:21:29] peta [607/1335] has come upon kocka [543/1787] and fucked they ass up! 11 days, 14:36:20 is removed from peta's clock.
[11/11/21 11:21:29] peta has dealt kocka a Critical Strike! 5 days, 15:53:44 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/11/21 16:21:28] kocka [895/1787] has come upon gyilkos [403/1527] and straight stomped them in combat! 31 days, 21:08:04 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/12/21 02:21:31] kocka [367/1787] has come upon IRPGbot [1031/2060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 11:07:03 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/12/21 12:21:32] luI [1166/1543] has come upon kocka [161/1787] and straight stomped them in combat! 9 days, 13:59:54 is removed from luI's clock.
[11/13/21 20:22:48] HellSpawn [1104/1342] has come upon kocka [1070/1787] and rocked it! 47 days, 06:39:08 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/13/21 23:21:30] kocka [509/1787] has come upon peta [101/1335] and straight stomped them in combat! 12 days, 20:42:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/14/21 08:31:50] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 245 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:31:11 is added to kocka's timer towards level 212.
[11/15/21 05:55:58] Qpe, wilk, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/21 09:53:30] luI [388/1543] has come upon kocka [1374/1787] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 48 days, 15:42:35 is added to luI's clock.
[11/15/21 12:03:37] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 02:29:24 is removed from their time toward level 212.
[11/15/21 15:21:30] luI [672/1543] has come upon kocka [1612/1787] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 98 days, 23:18:12 is added to luI's clock.
[11/15/21 20:21:30] kocka [1442/1787] has come upon DarwickAK [1629/1709] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 18:32:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/16/21 01:09:06] kocka was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:20:53 from level 212.
[11/16/21 16:21:32] Darwick [1079/1595] has come upon kocka [84/1787] and straight stomped them in combat! 13 days, 12:01:38 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/17/21 12:21:31] kocka [948/1787] has come upon DarwickAK [1194/1709] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 08:46:09 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/18/21 05:04:57] luI, gyilkos, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/21 08:21:29] Darwick [1046/1595] has come upon kocka [1279/1787] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 09:19:18 is added to Darwick's clock.
[11/18/21 21:01:19] Qpe, kocka, and gyilkos [2916/4816] have team battled Darwick, luI, and [Sanyi] [2917/4825] and lost! 0 days, 05:41:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/21 11:28:03] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 13:18:33 is removed from their time toward level 212.
[11/19/21 21:00:00] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/21 00:21:30] Qpe [1447/1513] has come upon kocka [1402/1787] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 01:47:43 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[11/20/21 11:08:09] Qpe, peta, and gyilkos [280/4364] have team battled Darwick, DarwickAK, and kocka [2707/5090] and lost! 1 day, 03:26:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/21 15:21:32] Darwick [1264/1595] has come upon kocka [845/1787] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 08:49:39 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[11/21/21 08:48:24] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/21 01:40:03] Qpe, [Sanyi], luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/21 05:26:21] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/21 05:28:51] kocka [327/1787] has come upon Qpe [960/1513] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 07:33:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/22/21 11:01:22] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:20:39 is removed from their time toward level 212.
[11/22/21 18:25:13] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/21 07:11:57] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:44:40 is removed from their time toward level 212.
[11/23/21 08:54:23] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:54 towards level 212.
[11/23/21 15:12:48] kocka [693/1787] has come upon gyilkos [667/1516] and rocked it! 113 days, 05:19:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/23/21 19:36:14] Darwick, [Sanyi], kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/21 22:57:33] Qpe [49/1513] has come upon kocka [1548/1787] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 49 days, 06:06:35 is added to Qpe's clock.
[11/24/21 21:49:50] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:36:41 towards level 213.
[11/25/21 09:54:02] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/21 10:21:29] DarwickAK [1356/1708] has come upon kocka [1330/1787] and gave em what was coming! 1 day, 15:05:21 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/26/21 12:24:39] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:44:18 towards level 213.
[11/26/21 19:07:35] Qpe, DarwickAK, wilk, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/21 02:21:29] DarwickAK [845/1708] has come upon kocka [1318/1801] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 56 days, 09:27:44 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[11/27/21 06:36:34] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 04:24:15 is removed from their time toward level 213.
[11/27/21 12:21:31] DarwickAK [1165/1708] has come upon kocka [676/1801] and straight stomped them in combat! 143 days, 02:45:07 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[11/27/21 22:21:31] peta [11/1326] has come upon kocka [686/1801] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:15:20 is added to peta's clock.
[11/28/21 00:30:53] Qpe, DarwickAK, Darwick, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/21 14:21:31] kocka [701/1801] has come upon Darwick [1079/1604] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 06:59:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/29/21 17:21:23] Qpe, gyilkos, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/21 19:21:33] kocka [1649/1801] has come upon HellSpawn [1271/1336] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 06:34:48 is removed from kocka's clock.
[11/30/21 15:41:23] kocka [396/1801] has come upon wilk [1450/2059] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 00:37:07 is added to kocka's clock.
[11/30/21 18:48:51] [Sanyi], wilk, peta, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/21 02:21:29] kocka [947/1818] has come upon DarwickAK [992/1708] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 04:10:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/03/21 05:02:57] DarwickAK, luI, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/21 13:21:31] kocka [1418/1818] has come upon luI [271/1543] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 13:14:38 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/03/21 14:58:55] kocka [107/1818] has come upon luI [1194/1543] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 01:38:09 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/03/21 18:21:31] 4R0N [604/1182] has come upon kocka [1531/1818] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 10:17:01 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[12/04/21 05:06:13] Darwick, 4R0N, kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/21 09:21:28] kocka [228/1818] has come upon Qpe [994/1636] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 20:22:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/04/21 10:05:16] kocka slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kocka's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/21 05:30:28] Qpe, Darwick, kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/21 09:28:47] kocka [19/1811] has come upon gyilkos [1069/1559] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 23:08:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/06/21 08:57:07] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:23:18 is removed from their time toward level 213.
[12/07/21 02:44:36] kocka [934/1811] has come upon [Sanyi] [925/1628] and rocked it! 3 days, 05:10:13 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/07/21 05:07:40] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 03:29:41 is removed from their time toward level 213.
[12/07/21 16:26:03] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:20 towards level 213.
[12/07/21 16:29:11] luI [634/1543] has come upon kocka [662/1811] and got flexed on in combat! 49 days, 06:06:35 is added to luI's clock.
[12/08/21 10:25:07] gyilkos [1408/1559] has come upon kocka [209/1811] and straight stomped them in combat! 114 days, 13:50:03 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[12/09/21 02:15:29] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/21 04:49:49] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:51:24 is removed from their time toward level 213.
[12/09/21 08:15:24] kocka [735/1817] has come upon IRPGbot [442/2060] and gave em what was coming! 40 days, 15:16:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/10/21 00:21:32] kocka [1131/1817] has come upon DarwickAK [1022/1652] and fucked they ass up! 89 days, 00:44:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/10/21 04:41:06] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 273. 0 days, 03:33:28 is added to kocka's timer towards level 214.
[12/10/21 08:21:40] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 19:30:15 is removed from their time toward level 214.
[12/10/21 12:48:32] peta, gyilkos, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/21 01:54:18] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:12:26 towards level 214.
[12/11/21 04:32:10] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 19 days, 11:26:25 is removed from their time toward level 214.
[12/12/21 07:21:31] kocka [485/1817] has come upon Sanyi [1617/1751] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 8 days, 12:10:04 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/12/21 07:24:57] kocka, 4R0N, and [Sanyi] [4396/4638] have team battled gyilkos, luI, and peta [2382/4418] and won! 0 days, 15:44:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/21 08:03:47] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 8. 0 days, 03:33:04 is added to kocka's timer towards level 214.
[12/12/21 09:40:39] kocka [1816/1817] has come upon Darwick [572/1608] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 12:35:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/13/21 05:34:47] Darwick, luI, and kocka [3341/4968] have team battled HellSpawn, wilk, and Sanyi [1613/5197] and won! 0 days, 05:10:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/21 13:32:17] DarwickAK, luI, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/21 14:10:24] kocka [1773/1817] has come upon peta [281/1326] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 06:10:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/13/21 15:31:34] kocka [1313/1817] has come upon DarwickAK [556/1652] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 17:55:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/13/21 16:07:39] kocka [1155/1817] has come upon peta [928/1326] and rocked it! 1 day, 03:12:17 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/14/21 02:18:14] Darwick [399/1608] has come upon kocka [561/1817] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 63 days, 15:42:35 is added to Darwick's clock.
[12/14/21 04:05:29] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 06:56:42 is removed from their time toward level 214.
[12/14/21 07:46:01] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:12:47 is removed from their time toward level 214.
[12/14/21 11:06:23] kocka [1782/1817] has come upon peta [361/1326] and straight stomped them in combat! 104 days, 03:11:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/15/21 03:56:28] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 6 days, 22:54:15 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[12/15/21 04:29:47] peta, kocka, and DarwickAK [2033/4807] have team battled [Sanyi], HellSpawn, and luI [3040/4545] and lost! 18 days, 11:22:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/21 07:37:04] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 50 days, 22:17:07 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[12/15/21 15:21:31] HellSpawn [159/1387] has come upon kocka [389/1817] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 03:56:00 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/15/21 21:42:35] wilk [416/2059] has come upon kocka [699/1817] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 36 days, 08:30:35 is added to wilk's clock.
[12/16/21 19:17:41] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], luI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/21 21:37:18] kocka, gyilkos, and Sanyi [1280/5117] have team battled Qpe, peta, and 4R0N [2066/4167] and lost! 3 days, 18:23:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/21 03:38:35] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 14. 0 days, 03:34:00 is added to kocka's timer towards level 215.
[12/17/21 08:46:43] kocka [1109/1817] has come upon Qpe [1391/1636] and got flexed on in combat! 11 days, 18:27:51 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/17/21 17:21:30] HellSpawn [1147/1387] has come upon kocka [1144/1817] and gave em what was coming! 22 days, 05:44:03 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/17/21 22:21:30] kocka [308/1817] has come upon Qpe [78/1636] and gave em what was coming! 26 days, 21:50:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/17/21 22:21:30] In the fierce battle, Qpe dropped his level 281 pair of boots! kocka picks it up, tossing his old level 277 pair of boots to Qpe.
[12/19/21 19:21:29] kocka [532/1821] has come upon Darwick [107/1608] and straight stomped them in combat! 18 days, 14:06:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/19/21 23:47:44] kocka, 4R0N, and luI [676/4544] have team battled peta, [Sanyi], and Darwick [3477/4587] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/21 05:21:32] gyilkos [1324/1554] has come upon kocka [1484/1821] and realized it was a bad decision! 4 days, 00:33:16 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/20/21 06:52:22] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:30:45 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[12/20/21 15:21:30] gyilkos [892/1554] has come upon kocka [1767/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 02:31:16 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[12/20/21 16:03:06] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:46 towards level 215.
[12/20/21 17:51:40] DarwickAK, Darwick, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/21 19:41:38] kocka [214/1821] has come upon luI [472/1530] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 07:06:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/20/21 20:21:31] kocka [1096/1821] has come upon luI [80/1530] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 02:08:35 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/21/21 01:40:56] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:39 towards level 215.
[12/21/21 03:03:01] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 18:45:13 is removed from their time toward level 215.
[12/21/21 08:02:24] peta, 4R0N, and [Sanyi] [2157/4172] have team battled kocka, HellSpawn, and Qpe [2418/4841] and lost! 0 days, 11:20:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/21 16:21:32] peta [296/1351] has come upon kocka [980/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 9 days, 15:44:07 is added to peta's clock.
[12/22/21 08:13:16] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 08:21:23] kocka, Qpe, and luI [1439/4983] have team battled gyilkos, 4R0N, and HellSpawn [790/4135] and won! 0 days, 00:29:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 12:21:31] [Sanyi] [1117/1628] has come upon kocka [1485/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 09:39:42 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[12/22/21 13:59:11] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 17:21:31] HellSpawn [1078/1388] has come upon kocka [1365/1821] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 01:15:28 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/23/21 08:55:21] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:03 towards level 215.
[12/23/21 18:21:29] kocka [1670/1821] has come upon peta [888/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:44:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/23/21 18:43:38] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:47 towards level 215.
[12/24/21 01:27:49] luI, peta, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/21 02:36:15] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 43 damage. 0 days, 03:34:49 is added to kocka's timer towards level 215.
[12/24/21 02:43:19] kocka [720/1821] has come upon luI [555/1530] and rocked it! 0 days, 04:09:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/24/21 08:14:37] kocka [416/1821] has come upon wilk [1193/2059] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 36 days, 22:23:09 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/24/21 09:21:28] Qpe [281/1632] has come upon kocka [1605/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 13 days, 11:22:35 is added to Qpe's clock.
[12/24/21 19:21:29] HellSpawn [232/1388] has come upon kocka [266/1821] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 06:30:03 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/24/21 20:13:03] kocka grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 21 days, 17:53:24 towards level 216.
[12/25/21 00:21:30] kocka [1603/1821] has come upon HellSpawn [503/1388] and straight stomped them in combat! 50 days, 12:43:56 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/25/21 02:27:19] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 11 days, 20:03:15 is removed from their time toward level 216.
[12/25/21 10:52:10] kocka hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:16:21 towards level 216.
[12/25/21 11:06:45] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/21 23:46:27] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/21 08:42:12] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/21 11:21:30] kocka [1198/1821] has come upon [Sanyi] [285/1628] and straight stomped them in combat! 62 days, 00:45:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/26/21 23:19:49] 4R0N, HellSpawn, and [Sanyi] [96/4195] have team battled DarwickAK, wilk, and kocka [4185/5539] and lost! 3 days, 23:17:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/21 01:10:16] kocka [529/1821] has come upon peta [175/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 13:44:00 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/27/21 05:50:28] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 8 days, 18:09:44 is removed from their time toward level 216.
[12/27/21 07:21:29] Qpe [1053/1638] has come upon kocka [928/1821] and rocked it! 19 days, 18:02:36 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[12/27/21 15:21:55] kocka [1630/1821] has come upon gyilkos [1100/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 7 days, 10:44:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/27/21 15:28:07] kocka [1765/1821] has come upon gyilkos [1042/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 06:35:27 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/27/21 22:21:29] kocka [1690/1821] has come upon DarwickAK [448/1659] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 16:51:32 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/28/21 13:21:29] kocka [571/1821] has come upon gyilkos [59/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:41:53 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/28/21 22:27:16] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/21 00:47:03] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:48 towards level 216.
[12/29/21 09:16:27] kocka [526/1821] has come upon [Sanyi] [643/1571] and got flexed on in combat! 65 days, 23:28:38 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/29/21 14:13:06] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 32 days, 15:13:41 from level 217.
[12/29/21 14:21:30] kocka [388/1821] has come upon gyilkos [1394/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 97 days, 11:11:47 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/29/21 18:36:22] Darwick, [Sanyi], kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/21 20:31:50] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 33 days, 03:29:44 towards level 217.
[12/30/21 00:21:30] DarwickAK [49/1659] has come upon kocka [1603/1821] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:55:28 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[12/30/21 05:21:30] kocka [997/1821] has come upon IRPGbot [1212/2060] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 26 days, 18:44:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/30/21 05:23:57] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 200. 0 days, 03:36:09 is added to kocka's timer towards level 217.
[12/30/21 14:57:46] Darwick, [Sanyi], kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/21 15:21:31] kocka [850/1821] has come upon Qpe [1404/1638] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 55 days, 04:26:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/30/21 20:21:32] kocka [766/1821] has come upon gyilkos [282/1600] and straight stomped them in combat! 154 days, 09:37:37 is removed from kocka's clock.
[12/31/21 16:21:29] kocka [885/1821] has come upon HellSpawn [1004/1374] and got flexed on in combat! 15 days, 15:54:12 is added to kocka's clock.
[12/31/21 21:21:30] gyilkos [932/1600] has come upon kocka [50/1821] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 10:03:51 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[01/01/22 05:06:21] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 27 with their belt. 0 days, 03:36:29 is added to kocka's timer towards level 217.
[01/01/22 07:21:29] 4R0N [1153/1193] has come upon kocka [1554/1832] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 00:36:15 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/02/22 18:21:30] kocka [15/1832] has come upon luI [1176/1530] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 13:16:08 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/03/22 01:08:01] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 10 days, 01:10:27 is removed from their time toward level 217.
[01/03/22 01:08:01] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 1. 0 days, 03:36:41 is added to kocka's timer towards level 217.
[01/03/22 09:21:32] 4R0N [975/1193] has come upon kocka [978/1832] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 7 days, 02:30:15 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/03/22 13:32:15] kocka [578/1832] has come upon [Sanyi] [893/1584] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 50 days, 06:16:22 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/03/22 15:25:11] DarwickAK, wilk, and HellSpawn [4181/5092] have team battled kocka, 4R0N, and luI [3172/4555] and won! 2 days, 05:53:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/22 07:08:19] kocka [1470/1832] has come upon 4R0N [637/1193] and straight stomped them in combat! 68 days, 04:13:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/04/22 10:31:29] Qpe, [Sanyi], kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/22 14:40:50] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/22 11:44:50] kocka [382/1832] has come upon gyilkos [473/1610] and got flexed on in combat! 29 days, 20:50:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/05/22 16:21:31] [Sanyi] [1409/1584] has come upon kocka [613/1832] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 19:36:12 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/06/22 07:21:28] luI [432/1530] has come upon kocka [641/1832] and realized it was a bad decision! 2 days, 03:49:15 is added to luI's clock.
[01/06/22 09:39:23] DarwickAK, Qpe, and [Sanyi] [218/4881] have team battled 4R0N, peta, and kocka [841/4376] and lost! 4 days, 03:56:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/22 16:24:09] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/22 17:21:30] kocka [1670/1832] has come upon luI [1218/1530] and straight stomped them in combat! 47 days, 05:25:33 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/06/22 17:33:23] kocka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:04:52 towards level 217.
[01/06/22 22:21:33] kocka [331/1832] has come upon Qpe [399/1638] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 13 days, 04:06:54 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/07/22 08:28:09] peta [199/1351] has come upon kocka [457/1832] and got flexed on in combat! 59 days, 10:54:36 is added to peta's clock.
[01/07/22 13:21:31] kocka [901/1832] has come upon Sanyi [1723/1751] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 12:38:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/08/22 07:41:19] kocka [1050/1832] has come upon peta [589/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 44 days, 17:13:14 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/08/22 12:24:38] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:18:47 towards level 217.
[01/08/22 14:21:31] [Sanyi] [96/1584] has come upon kocka [1276/1832] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 34 days, 21:40:32 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[01/09/22 00:14:53] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 7 days, 11:42:59 is removed from their time toward level 217.
[01/09/22 10:14:26] DarwickAK, gyilkos, kocka, and HellSpawn have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/22 11:03:03] DarwickAK, 4R0N, gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/22 00:13:36] kocka was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:35 towards level 217.
[01/11/22 17:21:30] kocka [316/1832] has come upon Qpe [430/1638] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 01:43:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/11/22 23:48:16] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 5 days, 03:08:22 is removed from their time toward level 217.
[01/12/22 04:03:56] kocka [262/1832] has come upon wilk [462/2059] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 18:15:33 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/12/22 06:25:12] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:39 towards level 217.
[01/12/22 15:53:18] kocka [562/1832] has come upon gyilkos [604/1618] and got flexed on in combat! 3 days, 06:42:53 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/12/22 23:21:30] kocka [301/1832] has come upon 4R0N [572/1236] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 12:16:24 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/13/22 04:21:30] kocka [1475/1832] has come upon IRPGbot [1366/2060] and rocked it! 3 days, 02:30:01 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/13/22 20:02:29] Qpe, Sanyi, and luI [4874/4888] have team battled kocka, gyilkos, and wilk [3209/5509] and won! 0 days, 01:14:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/22 03:10:53] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 00:45:57 is removed from their time toward level 217.
[01/14/22 07:06:52] Qpe, wilk, kocka, and Sanyi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/22 22:20:52] kocka fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:34:12 from level 217.
[01/15/22 08:11:15] Qpe, Darwick, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/22 08:11:20] kocka [157/1832] has come upon Darwick [959/1600] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 16:18:17 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/15/22 13:32:19] Qpe, kocka, and luI [1199/4962] have team battled peta, gyilkos, and Sanyi [4403/4727] and lost! 1 day, 08:59:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/22 21:21:31] kocka [1235/1832] has come upon gyilkos [1252/1618] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 12:50:47 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/15/22 23:16:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 2 days, 04:18:19 toward level 217.
[01/16/22 00:46:26] luI, gyilkos, and Sanyi [2616/4906] have team battled [Sanyi], HellSpawn, and kocka [1250/4976] and won! 3 days, 03:26:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/22 10:21:54] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:04 towards level 217.
[01/16/22 13:34:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kocka with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 18:36:55 from level 217.
[01/17/22 18:21:31] peta [58/1351] has come upon kocka [829/1832] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 23:45:56 is added to peta's clock.
[01/18/22 06:09:32] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:28 towards level 217.
[01/18/22 13:49:01] Qpe, Darwick, 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/22 14:21:29] kocka [507/1832] has come upon Sanyi [702/1758] and got flexed on in combat! 1 day, 11:42:32 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/19/22 02:26:09] kocka misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:32:50 from level 217.
[01/19/22 05:02:19] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:13 towards level 217.
[01/19/22 14:06:30] Sanyi [167/1758] has come upon kocka [204/1832] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 19:44:54 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[01/21/22 05:16:35] kocka [599/1832] has come upon peta [58/1351] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 19:14:35 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/21/22 17:21:31] HellSpawn [1011/1438] has come upon kocka [1185/1832] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 13:54:19 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/21/22 20:52:57] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:41 towards level 217.
[01/22/22 00:27:28] Qpe, 4R0N, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/22 00:27:33] HellSpawn [301/1438] has come upon kocka [976/1832] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 12:34:03 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/22/22 00:27:37] HellSpawn [1333/1438] has come upon kocka [1337/1832] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 16:20:15 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/22/22 07:11:01] [Sanyi], peta, and DarwickAK [289/4558] have team battled HellSpawn, kocka, and Darwick [3968/4885] and lost! 0 days, 18:49:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/22 14:32:59] kocka [120/1832] has come upon DarwickAK [634/1548] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 66 days, 07:09:26 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/23/22 05:41:35] Sanyi [579/1758] has come upon kocka [436/1832] and fucked they ass up! 2 days, 19:17:34 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[01/24/22 02:05:13] kocka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 07:40:45 towards level 218.
[01/24/22 10:21:28] DarwickAK [1194/1548] has come upon kocka [1646/1832] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:39:22 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[01/24/22 20:21:29] kocka [1029/1832] has come upon Qpe [1609/1613] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 63 days, 17:30:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/25/22 01:33:07] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 117 days, 19:40:14 is removed from their time toward level 218.
[01/25/22 16:21:30] kocka [1172/1832] has come upon IRPGbot [111/2060] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 23:58:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/26/22 01:10:34] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 23:06:30 towards level 218.
[01/26/22 21:34:42] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 46. 0 days, 03:37:00 is added to kocka's timer towards level 218.
[01/27/22 01:15:19] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 17 days, 03:18:05 is removed from their time toward level 218.
[01/27/22 09:38:57] Darwick, [Sanyi], luI, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/22 21:25:52] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 7 days, 11:31:35 is removed from their time toward level 218.
[01/28/22 08:20:48] Qpe [1574/1613] has come upon kocka [226/1832] and straight stomped them in combat! 91 days, 08:35:52 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/28/22 17:34:06] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 05:19:48 from level 218.
[01/28/22 19:21:32] wilk [1707/2059] has come upon kocka [1070/1832] and straight stomped them in combat! 17 days, 09:56:50 is removed from wilk's clock.
[01/28/22 21:17:10] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 13 with their belt. 0 days, 03:37:36 is added to kocka's timer towards level 218.
[01/29/22 00:57:42] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 8 days, 13:44:17 is removed from their time toward level 218.
[01/29/22 00:57:42] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 23 damage. 0 days, 03:37:25 is added to kocka's timer towards level 218.
[01/29/22 05:21:32] Qpe [1578/1613] has come upon kocka [1016/1832] and straight stomped them in combat! 41 days, 13:14:57 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[01/29/22 06:44:44] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/22 06:21:30] kocka [1718/1832] has come upon gyilkos [815/1618] and straight stomped them in combat! 46 days, 07:49:19 is removed from kocka's clock.
[01/30/22 08:05:33] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:19:50 from level 218.
[01/30/22 10:54:19] kocka, Sanyi, and HellSpawn [4028/5028] have team battled Darwick, peta, and wilk [4558/5034] and lost! 4 days, 00:17:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/22 11:21:33] peta [759/1351] has come upon kocka [319/1832] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 06:26:13 is removed from peta's clock.
[01/30/22 12:40:59] HellSpawn, Sanyi, and wilk [352/5255] have team battled Qpe, Darwick, and kocka [3852/5069] and lost! 1 day, 02:16:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/22 13:59:48] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:14:46 towards level 218.
[01/30/22 21:21:29] kocka [131/1832] has come upon wilk [1592/2059] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 03:58:27 is added to kocka's clock.
[01/31/22 02:21:31] gyilkos [214/1618] has come upon kocka [1722/1832] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 14 days, 11:40:23 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[01/31/22 10:35:41] Darwick, [Sanyi], 4R0N, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/22 12:21:30] 4R0N [1148/1236] has come upon kocka [1508/1832] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 16 days, 16:40:57 is added to 4R0N's clock.
[01/31/22 16:23:42] Sanyi, DarwickAK, and HellSpawn [2655/4753] have team battled [Sanyi], kocka, and Darwick [1252/5186] and won! 4 days, 09:56:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/22 11:06:02] Qpe, Darwick, wilk, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/22 02:04:56] Qpe stole kocka's level 609 weapon while they were sleeping! Qpe leaves his old level 559 weapon behind, which kocka then takes.
[02/03/22 00:21:32] 4R0N [611/1236] has come upon kocka [292/1777] and straight stomped them in combat! 36 days, 02:23:43 is removed from 4R0N's clock.
[02/03/22 04:00:11] DarwickAK, Darwick, gyilkos, and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/22 12:33:44] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:18 towards level 218.
[02/03/22 20:21:29] peta [607/1358] has come upon kocka [709/1777] and realized it was a bad decision! 27 days, 18:53:39 is added to peta's clock.
[02/03/22 20:23:46] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 4 damage. 0 days, 03:37:38 is added to kocka's timer towards level 218.
[02/04/22 00:04:17] kocka the nub has dropped their weapon and delivered a striking 137 with their belt. 0 days, 03:37:04 is added to kocka's timer towards level 218.
[02/05/22 01:17:01] DarwickAK, 4R0N, and Qpe [3084/4451] have team battled kocka, [Sanyi], and luI [3886/5037] and lost! 2 days, 00:30:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/22 05:19:03] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/22 13:49:49] kocka [104/1777] has come upon [Sanyi] [1106/1730] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 00:21:58 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/05/22 17:08:50] kocka [1101/1777] has come upon [Sanyi] [1216/1730] and got flexed on in combat! 5 days, 07:04:21 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/05/22 22:21:32] luI [469/1530] has come upon kocka [943/1777] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 105 days, 16:33:28 is added to luI's clock.
[02/06/22 04:07:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 11 days, 06:37:48 toward level 218.
[02/06/22 13:21:32] kocka [351/1777] has come upon Sanyi [1570/1758] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 3 days, 01:01:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/06/22 23:21:30] wilk [1618/2059] has come upon kocka [756/1777] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 18:53:15 is removed from wilk's clock.
[02/07/22 18:14:25] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:36 towards level 218.
[02/08/22 07:15:32] gyilkos, kocka, and Qpe [2078/5053] have team battled Sanyi, 4R0N, and wilk [4032/5053] and lost! 1 day, 07:27:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/22 07:17:26] kocka [1487/1777] has come upon [Sanyi] [1364/1730] and gave em what was coming! 6 days, 08:43:08 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/08/22 23:30:20] DarwickAK, [Sanyi], kocka, and Sanyi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/22 06:42:10] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/22 22:14:35] kocka caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:49 towards level 218.
[02/09/22 23:10:51] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 13 damage. 0 days, 03:37:11 is added to kocka's timer towards level 218.
[02/10/22 02:21:30] kocka [4/1777] has come upon Darwick [1363/1613] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:33:22 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/10/22 07:21:30] kocka [777/1777] has come upon IRPGbot [1407/2060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 05:05:31 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/10/22 10:20:25] kocka [858/1777] has come upon wilk [842/2059] and fucked they ass up! 0 days, 17:29:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/10/22 10:27:08] kocka [51/1777] has come upon wilk [889/2059] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 06:43:45 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/11/22 00:29:16] DarwickAK, Darwick, [Sanyi], and kocka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/22 03:00:04] kocka [1712/1777] has come upon Darwick [738/1613] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 10:23:57 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/11/22 11:10:15] kocka [987/1777] has come upon HellSpawn [131/1438] and straight stomped them in combat! 49 days, 23:07:40 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/11/22 13:21:29] kocka [66/1777] has come upon DarwickAK [582/1557] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 50 days, 14:25:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/12/22 19:21:29] kocka [710/1777] has come upon gyilkos [1262/1618] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 69 days, 22:04:41 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/13/22 00:21:32] kocka [1117/1777] has come upon Darwick [1130/1613] and got flexed on in combat! 90 days, 02:36:43 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/13/22 20:21:30] kocka [1635/1777] has come upon Sanyi [558/1743] and straight stomped them in combat! 215 days, 02:26:58 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/13/22 22:35:30] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 62 days, 06:26:13 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[02/14/22 07:34:01] [Sanyi], luI, peta, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/14/22 16:49:46] kocka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:34:02 towards level 219.
[02/15/22 02:21:29] Qpe [1138/1701] has come upon kocka [1625/1777] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 21:49:46 is added to Qpe's clock.
[02/15/22 07:21:32] [Sanyi] [514/1666] has come upon kocka [1146/1777] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 17:51:35 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[02/15/22 22:21:29] gyilkos [1144/1618] has come upon kocka [333/1777] and straight stomped them in combat! 187 days, 17:51:39 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[02/16/22 08:36:26] [Sanyi], kocka, Sanyi, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/22 00:02:58] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/22 03:02:37] Darwick and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/22 09:21:29] kocka [961/1777] has come upon gyilkos [582/1618] and straight stomped them in combat! 24 days, 14:29:51 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/17/22 11:49:46] kocka stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:00:33 towards level 219.
[02/18/22 02:22:35] kocka walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:13 from level 219.
[02/18/22 07:23:40] Qpe, [Sanyi], gyilkos, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/22 18:10:33] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:13:11 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[02/18/22 18:10:33] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 4 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:38:51 is added to kocka's timer towards level 219.
[02/18/22 20:00:02] kocka was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:06:00 from level 219.
[02/19/22 21:21:29] peta [1349/1358] has come upon kocka [1458/1777] and realized it was a bad decision! 23 days, 19:09:28 is added to peta's clock.
[02/19/22 21:42:06] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 111 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:38:08 is added to kocka's timer towards level 219.
[02/20/22 01:30:55] kocka left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kocka's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/20/22 07:43:17] DarwickAK, Darwick, luI, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/22 03:21:32] kocka [763/1716] has come upon Sanyi [728/1743] and fucked they ass up! 4 days, 17:53:47 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/21/22 17:44:01] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:41:09 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[02/22/22 00:36:53] kocka ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:58:41 from level 219.
[02/22/22 14:21:31] kocka [573/1716] has come upon DarwickAK [837/1491] and got flexed on in combat! 2 days, 04:16:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/22/22 21:15:49] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 227 damage. 0 days, 03:38:13 is added to kocka's timer towards level 219.
[02/23/22 00:21:30] DarwickAK [65/1491] has come upon kocka [370/1716] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 23:28:10 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[02/23/22 02:28:01] kocka spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! kocka's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/23/22 10:21:28] kocka [947/1700] has come upon Sanyi [1695/1743] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 17:46:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/23/22 14:27:20] kocka ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:02:56 from level 219.
[02/23/22 15:21:30] kocka [1128/1700] has come upon luI [397/1540] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 00:10:30 is removed from kocka's clock.
[02/23/22 17:26:21] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 09:03:07 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[02/23/22 17:26:21] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 5. 0 days, 03:38:24 is added to kocka's timer towards level 219.
[02/23/22 20:21:31] kocka [209/1700] has come upon gyilkos [311/1618] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 23:02:15 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/23/22 21:06:55] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 15:06:19 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[02/24/22 12:59:46] Qpe, gyilkos, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/22 16:21:30] kocka [1129/1700] has come upon gyilkos [1469/1618] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 13:57:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/25/22 02:21:31] peta [834/1431] has come upon kocka [618/1700] and gave em what was coming! 7 days, 04:09:18 is removed from peta's clock.
[02/25/22 17:21:28] Qpe [1104/1708] has come upon kocka [82/1700] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 11:09:39 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[02/25/22 19:25:14] [Sanyi] and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/22 15:50:06] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:54 towards level 219.
[02/26/22 16:59:46] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 06:44:40 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[02/27/22 14:21:32] luI [613/1540] has come upon kocka [1694/1700] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 03:43:09 is added to luI's clock.
[02/27/22 16:00:04] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:04 towards level 219.
[02/27/22 19:21:29] kocka [46/1700] has come upon DarwickAK [1341/1491] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:27:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[02/27/22 20:31:24] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:40:47 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[02/28/22 16:42:00] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:01:06 is removed from their time toward level 219.
[02/28/22 16:42:00] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 38. 0 days, 03:38:45 is added to kocka's timer towards level 219.
[02/28/22 20:21:29] HellSpawn [838/1457] has come upon kocka [1691/1700] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 6 days, 23:30:33 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[02/28/22 21:31:14] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/22 00:34:15] luI, peta, kocka, and HellSpawn have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/22 19:44:54] kocka [210/1700] has come upon [Sanyi] [752/1667] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 69 days, 00:43:14 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/01/22 20:13:38] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 52 days, 20:33:20 is removed from their time toward level 220.
[03/02/22 01:38:23] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/22 11:01:36] kocka [480/1700] has come upon luI [115/1572] and straight stomped them in combat! 90 days, 23:50:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/02/22 12:46:18] Qpe [1460/1708] has come upon kocka [658/1700] and straight stomped them in combat! 39 days, 22:34:57 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[03/02/22 13:10:19] Qpe [215/1708] has come upon kocka [389/1700] and realized it was a bad decision! 10 days, 13:00:46 is added to Qpe's clock.
[03/03/22 02:35:25] wilk, peta, and gyilkos [3842/5108] have team battled Sanyi, luI, and kocka [3904/5015] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/22 03:58:01] luI, kocka, [Sanyi], and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/22 10:47:01] Pifor [263/580] has come upon kocka [284/1700] and got flexed on in combat! 0 days, 03:17:46 is added to Pifor's clock.
[03/03/22 12:30:34] Sanyi [331/1743] has come upon kocka [1143/1700] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 32 days, 13:31:14 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/03/22 13:21:30] Sanyi [1705/1743] has come upon kocka [463/1700] and straight stomped them in combat! 74 days, 06:55:15 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/04/22 04:21:32] Darwick [1129/1613] has come upon kocka [573/1700] and straight stomped them in combat! 32 days, 18:09:14 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[03/04/22 14:21:30] Sanyi [454/1743] has come upon kocka [280/1700] and fucked they ass up! 30 days, 17:13:42 is removed from Sanyi's clock.
[03/04/22 19:47:08] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 273 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:39:37 is added to kocka's timer towards level 220.
[03/05/22 00:32:25] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 02:21:02] kocka sharpened the edge of his weapon! kocka's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/22 05:21:30] kocka [1621/1755] has come upon luI [1404/1572] and fucked they ass up! 32 days, 01:20:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/05/22 10:49:14] Sanyi, HellSpawn, kocka, and [Sanyi] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/22 12:48:24] peta and kocka have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 19:11:42] kocka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:33:22 towards level 220.
[03/06/22 06:21:32] kocka [1012/1755] has come upon IRPGbot [1679/2060] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 11:24:30 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/06/22 08:35:35] luI, kocka, gyilkos, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/22 08:35:35] gyilkos [272/1618] has come upon kocka [1417/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 7 days, 21:00:39 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[03/06/22 11:21:32] kocka [481/1755] has come upon peta [766/1431] and realized it was a bad decision! 6 days, 01:42:11 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/06/22 11:35:12] kocka found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:10:50 towards level 220.
[03/06/22 15:48:51] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 08:53:38 is removed from their time toward level 220.
[03/06/22 19:29:23] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 117 damage. 0 days, 03:39:26 is added to kocka's timer towards level 220.
[03/07/22 01:01:01] kocka was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:30:26 from level 220.
[03/07/22 01:13:21] Darwick, kocka, and HellSpawn [2919/4825] have team battled wilk, peta, and DarwickAK [1234/4981] and won! 4 days, 00:18:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/22 08:03:45] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/22 08:10:28] peta, Sanyi, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/22 09:55:50] kocka [1687/1755] has come upon peta [301/1431] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 05:52:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/07/22 10:09:14] kocka [760/1755] has come upon peta [984/1431] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 1 day, 17:26:19 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/07/22 17:21:31] wilk [176/2059] has come upon kocka [1361/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 23:00:18 is added to wilk's clock.
[03/07/22 22:21:30] kocka [1232/1755] has come upon DarwickAK [553/1491] and straight stomped them in combat! 3 days, 23:23:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/08/22 03:37:20] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/22 08:21:32] kocka [1461/1755] has come upon Sanyi [144/1743] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 10:11:54 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/08/22 10:05:07] kocka misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:33 from level 220.
[03/08/22 23:21:32] kocka [962/1755] has come upon IRPGbot [1228/2060] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 01:01:50 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/09/22 14:21:29] luI [1198/1572] has come upon kocka [1675/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 15:14:16 is added to luI's clock.
[03/09/22 19:02:52] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 05:52:18 is removed from their time toward level 220.
[03/10/22 15:13:28] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 17:57:15 is removed from their time toward level 220.
[03/11/22 01:21:28] kocka [662/1755] has come upon luI [670/1572] and realized it was a bad decision! 0 days, 10:55:56 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/11/22 06:07:26] [Sanyi] [613/1667] has come upon kocka [1038/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 4 days, 15:27:11 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/11/22 12:06:26] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/22 15:04:42] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 02:19:29 is removed from their time toward level 220.
[03/11/22 16:21:31] kocka [626/1755] has come upon peta [359/1401] and rocked it! 0 days, 18:16:23 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/12/22 02:36:52] peta, Sanyi, kocka, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/22 07:34:21] kocka [662/1755] has come upon Darwick [1332/1613] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 67 days, 06:11:49 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/12/22 12:21:29] kocka [1243/1755] has come upon [Sanyi] [364/1667] and straight stomped them in combat! 160 days, 19:11:29 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/12/22 21:20:31] peta, kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/22 23:44:37] kocka was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:56:38 towards level 221.
[03/13/22 23:21:28] peta [1317/1401] has come upon kocka [287/1755] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 13:10:21 is removed from peta's clock.
[03/14/22 02:15:43] Pifor, HellSpawn, and DarwickAK [516/3699] have team battled gyilkos, [Sanyi], and kocka [2132/5074] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/22 09:55:56] Pifor [630/747] has come upon kocka [1151/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 14:32:29 is added to Pifor's clock.
[03/14/22 14:21:29] kocka [425/1755] has come upon Sanyi [953/1743] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 25 days, 20:48:35 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/15/22 10:31:18] gyilkos, kocka, and luI [4039/4992] have team battled Pifor, Darwick, and Sanyi [2547/4103] and won! 20 days, 16:22:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 14:46:29] wilk, luI, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/22 18:09:54] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 13:25:47 is removed from their time toward level 221.
[03/15/22 20:46:20] kocka gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:11:11 towards level 221.
[03/16/22 14:20:24] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 12:23:17 is removed from their time toward level 221.
[03/16/22 16:21:28] peta [944/1430] has come upon kocka [1419/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 12 days, 11:26:19 is added to peta's clock.
[03/16/22 17:03:45] Qpe [385/1708] has come upon kocka [226/1755] and rocked it! 35 days, 15:20:40 is removed from Qpe's clock.
[03/16/22 23:22:56] Pifor [342/754] has come upon kocka [630/1755] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 0 days, 16:52:05 is added to Pifor's clock.
[03/17/22 11:34:18] peta, kocka, [Sanyi], and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/22 12:21:31] [Sanyi] [1257/1667] has come upon kocka [51/1755] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 14:25:05 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[03/17/22 17:21:29] kocka [1657/1755] has come upon IRPGbot [372/2047] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 23:45:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/17/22 17:52:05] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 12:20:57 is removed from their time toward level 221.
[03/18/22 17:43:08] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 20:10:36 is removed from their time toward level 221.
[03/18/22 18:21:21] kocka [591/1755] has come upon HellSpawn [711/1457] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 2 days, 11:00:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/18/22 18:21:29] kocka [1201/1755] has come upon Qpe [1115/1708] and fucked they ass up! 9 days, 00:14:42 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/19/22 12:03:54] Pifor [628/754] has come upon kocka [1705/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 19:34:01 is added to Pifor's clock.
[03/19/22 13:53:43] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 21:00:35 is removed from their time toward level 221.
[03/20/22 06:53:02] luI, Sanyi, kocka, and gyilkos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/22 13:12:49] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/22 17:25:23] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 04:06:01 is removed from their time toward level 221.
[03/21/22 01:18:06] wilk, kocka, Pifor, and DarwickAK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/22 11:21:28] Darwick [942/1613] has come upon kocka [1456/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 28 days, 03:53:52 is added to Darwick's clock.
[03/22/22 07:21:33] kocka [1633/1755] has come upon Pifor [570/754] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:46 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/22/22 12:21:28] kocka [263/1755] has come upon wilk [2029/2043] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 02:53:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/22/22 13:27:09] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:51:02 is removed from their time toward level 221.
[03/23/22 05:36:58] kocka [1401/1755] has come upon Pifor [470/778] and straight stomped them in combat! 21 days, 02:50:12 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/23/22 09:49:23] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 21:18:20 towards level 222.
[03/23/22 15:03:32] kocka invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 12:03:45 towards level 222.
[03/23/22 18:21:30] kocka [204/1755] has come upon wilk [444/2043] and got flexed on in combat! 29 days, 11:26:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/24/22 04:21:32] kocka [640/1755] has come upon DarwickAK [155/1497] and straight stomped them in combat! 104 days, 23:53:45 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/25/22 13:00:17] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 32 days, 16:41:52 is removed from their time toward level 222.
[03/26/22 06:21:31] kocka [1463/1755] has come upon HellSpawn [943/1457] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 02:34:09 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/26/22 07:52:58] luI, kocka, [Sanyi], and DarwickAK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/22 16:31:51] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 1 day, 05:29:58 is removed from their time toward level 222.
[03/27/22 18:21:31] Sanyi [1112/1748] has come upon kocka [1561/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 10:57:31 is added to Sanyi's clock.
[03/28/22 07:05:59] gyilkos, DarwickAK, and Darwick [2973/4745] have team battled kocka, peta, and Sanyi [507/4933] and won! 2 days, 14:12:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/22 05:21:32] kocka [1744/1755] has come upon peta [335/1430] and straight stomped them in combat! 11 days, 01:21:02 is removed from kocka's clock.
[03/29/22 08:55:30] peta, kocka, Pifor, and [Sanyi] have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/22 08:55:34] Pifor [348/764] has come upon kocka [61/1755] and fucked they ass up! 1 day, 07:22:41 is removed from Pifor's clock.
[03/29/22 17:05:06] yar, kocka fell asleep in the heat of battle and rolled over onto their opponent for a 13. 0 days, 03:41:38 is added to kocka's timer towards level 222.
[03/31/22 12:21:29] kocka [123/1755] has come upon luI [1125/1585] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 12:42:22 is added to kocka's clock.
[03/31/22 15:18:31] Pifor [580/809] has come upon kocka [1264/1755] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 11:03:21 is added to Pifor's clock.
[04/01/22 20:41:01] kocka bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:48:18 towards level 222.
[04/02/22 01:58:26] kocka [345/1755] has come upon peta [826/1430] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 2 days, 20:19:52 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/02/22 20:40:09] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:06 towards level 222.
[04/03/22 10:18:30] luI, gyilkos, and Darwick [921/4778] have team battled kocka, wilk, and Sanyi [2247/5554] and lost! 0 days, 05:13:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/22 15:21:32] [Sanyi] [1171/1656] has come upon kocka [766/1755] and straight stomped them in combat! 2 days, 20:12:49 is removed from [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/04/22 11:21:32] HellSpawn [906/1457] has come upon kocka [870/1744] and fucked they ass up! 15 days, 00:15:32 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/04/22 17:19:52] Qpe [554/1698] has come upon kocka [1635/1751] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 53 days, 23:54:48 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/05/22 12:29:04] wilk, Sanyi, and [Sanyi] [4615/5455] have team battled kocka, luI, and DarwickAK [3974/4825] and won! 0 days, 00:53:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/22 19:36:38] kocka [1697/1751] has come upon peta [722/1430] and straight stomped them in combat! 4 days, 03:08:05 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/06/22 03:21:28] kocka [1368/1751] has come upon wilk [621/2051] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 03:15:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/06/22 06:18:32] DarwickAK, kocka, and luI [4064/4825] have team battled [Sanyi], peta, and HellSpawn [115/4543] and won! 0 days, 04:43:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/22 01:49:03] luI [1468/1585] has come upon kocka [944/1751] and straight stomped them in combat! 95 days, 06:00:05 is removed from luI's clock.
[04/07/22 07:32:45] wilk, HellSpawn, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/22 22:32:33] kocka [106/1751] has come upon Sanyi [1572/1748] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 72 days, 03:24:16 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/08/22 05:37:35] kocka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 01:00:04 towards level 223.
[04/08/22 06:00:52] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/22 09:12:23] gyilkos [1185/1630] has come upon kocka [1201/1751] and got flexed on in combat! 69 days, 19:21:12 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/08/22 15:21:30] kocka [908/1751] has come upon Qpe [494/1698] and straight stomped them in combat! 107 days, 21:22:34 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/09/22 06:21:30] [Sanyi] [1344/1656] has come upon kocka [1519/1764] and got flexed on in combat! 36 days, 12:00:33 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[04/09/22 09:17:51] kocka [558/1764] has come upon Joska [1898/1936] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 33 days, 23:52:34 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/09/22 16:21:30] wilk [99/2051] has come upon kocka [1725/1764] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 23 days, 23:30:44 is added to wilk's clock.
[04/10/22 02:21:29] kocka [1155/1764] has come upon Darwick [910/1563] and rocked it! 90 days, 17:43:49 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/10/22 13:22:17] kocka and [Sanyi] have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/22 15:18:23] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 5 days, 19:20:51 is removed from their time toward level 223.
[04/11/22 11:04:40] Joska, HellSpawn, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/22 16:20:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kocka 29 days, 08:54:21 toward level 223.
[04/11/22 18:21:32] Qpe [335/1698] has come upon kocka [1084/1764] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 134 days, 05:06:56 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/11/22 23:52:12] Sanyi stole kocka's level 86 shield while they were sleeping! Sanyi leaves his old level 68 shield behind, which kocka then takes.
[04/12/22 17:46:10] kocka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:30:12 towards level 223.
[04/13/22 00:21:29] kocka [1481/1744] has come upon Sanyi [1019/1764] and straight stomped them in combat! 6 days, 21:07:18 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/14/22 10:00:55] kocka met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:10:15 from level 223.
[04/14/22 16:21:32] DarwickAK [1455/1489] has come upon kocka [1737/1744] and got flexed on in combat! 60 days, 03:36:33 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/14/22 21:07:31] kocka has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:35 from level 223.
[04/15/22 01:37:42] kocka discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:20 towards level 223.
[04/15/22 03:13:29] wilk, luI, Joska, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/22 14:33:49] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 14:16:36 is removed from their time toward level 223.
[04/16/22 02:17:30] kocka and Darwick have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/22 07:22:59] peta, HellSpawn, kocka, and Qpe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/22 10:57:21] kocka died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:47 from level 223.
[04/16/22 14:24:51] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 00:17:42 is removed from their time toward level 223.
[04/16/22 14:56:16] kocka [1514/1744] has come upon peta [1147/1430] and straight stomped them in combat! 112 days, 23:40:27 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/17/22 12:35:28] kocka, Pifor, DarwickAK, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/22 19:21:31] kocka [964/1744] has come upon Joska [1754/1936] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 00:44:18 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/18/22 15:21:29] HellSpawn [96/1469] has come upon kocka [1169/1744] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 1 day, 00:10:02 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[04/18/22 16:38:16] wilk, luI, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/22 16:40:49] kocka [461/1744] has come upon luI [1391/1585] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 18 days, 04:47:00 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/18/22 20:21:31] kocka [186/1744] has come upon wilk [1840/2051] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 14:36:29 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/18/22 23:49:35] Qpe, Darwick, and kocka [3492/5005] have team battled DarwickAK, gyilkos, and luI [2863/4643] and won! 2 days, 03:39:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/22 13:58:05] kocka has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 39 days, 16:44:56 is removed from their time toward level 224.
[04/20/22 12:20:15] gyilkos, kocka, and wilk [1078/5364] have team battled Pifor, luI, and Sanyi [2432/4246] and lost! 0 days, 17:18:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/22 12:21:30] kocka [67/1744] has come upon peta [1281/1430] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 20 days, 05:08:59 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/22/22 15:30:54] gyilkos [1531/1569] has come upon kocka [1741/1744] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 70 days, 02:47:36 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[04/23/22 10:21:31] Joska [141/1936] has come upon kocka [731/1744] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 21 days, 00:46:14 is added to Joska's clock.
[04/23/22 10:41:42] luI, kocka, gyilkos, and Qpe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/23/22 10:42:06] Qpe [1327/1698] has come upon kocka [1476/1744] and realized it was a bad decision! 3 days, 14:38:17 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/23/22 15:21:29] peta [190/1430] has come upon kocka [30/1744] and fucked they ass up! 8 days, 16:17:42 is removed from peta's clock.
[04/24/22 13:45:42] Joska, Sanyi, kocka, and Darwick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/24/22 16:41:53] kocka [343/1744] has come upon Joska [199/1936] and gave em what was coming! 22 days, 09:28:50 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/24/22 20:59:14] kocka, HellSpawn, and luI [3684/4816] have team battled wilk, DarwickAK, and Qpe [866/5243] and won! 4 days, 19:35:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 04:28:54] wilk, luI, HellSpawn, and kocka have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/22 09:24:26] kocka decided to have a hippy day and stopped to admire the scenery, causing 143 to their opponent's spleen from laughing at their sissyness. 0 days, 03:43:24 is added to kocka's timer towards level 224.
[04/25/22 22:21:31] wilk [737/2056] has come upon kocka [214/1744] and straight stomped them in combat! 66 days, 11:33:16 is removed from wilk's clock.
[04/26/22 04:27:13] peta, HellSpawn, kocka, and gyilkos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/22 09:15:31] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 11:47:39 is removed from their time toward level 224.
[04/26/22 16:28:59] kocka got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:00:43 from level 224.
[04/26/22 18:21:31] luI [1034/1585] has come upon kocka [947/1744] and gave em what was coming! 15 days, 03:57:23 is removed from luI's clock.
[04/27/22 09:06:35] kocka ran away in a panic, screaming incoherently about blood and other manly things. The extreme upper pitch of this caused 20 damage. 0 days, 03:43:19 is added to kocka's timer towards level 224.
[04/27/22 10:21:13] Darwick [1249/1579] has come upon kocka [1014/1744] and rocked it! 121 days, 02:24:05 is removed from Darwick's clock.
[04/27/22 14:21:29] kocka [1102/1744] has come upon Sanyi [316/1737] and straight stomped them in combat! 5 days, 07:02:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/28/22 05:21:28] kocka [48/1744] has come upon Sanyi [636/1737] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 23:41:40 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/28/22 08:57:47] lawlerskates!1 kocka has tripped over their own feet and rolled an oustanding 40. 0 days, 03:43:56 is added to kocka's timer towards level 224.
[04/28/22 12:38:21] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 08:05:06 is removed from their time toward level 224.
[04/29/22 01:22:16] kocka [642/1744] has come upon wilk [1947/2056] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 0 days, 13:48:13 is added to kocka's clock.
[04/29/22 11:30:39] kocka had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:18 towards level 224.
[04/29/22 16:21:28] kocka [1535/1744] has come upon IRPGbot [1150/2057] and straight stomped them in combat! 0 days, 11:49:21 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/29/22 21:21:31] kocka [1114/1744] has come upon Darwick [467/1579] and straight stomped them in combat! 1 day, 00:06:20 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/30/22 07:20:58] DarwickAK [810/1496] has come upon kocka [1075/1744] and didn't wake up till the next morning! 10 days, 21:08:40 is added to DarwickAK's clock.
[04/30/22 07:21:20] DarwickAK [461/1496] has come upon kocka [169/1744] and gave em what was coming! 25 days, 06:56:50 is removed from DarwickAK's clock.
[04/30/22 08:40:06] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:28:52 is removed from their time toward level 224.
[04/30/22 11:42:41] gyilkos [1494/1569] has come upon kocka [137/1744] and straight stomped them in combat! 124 days, 22:48:04 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/30/22 12:20:39] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 0 days, 00:13:02 is removed from their time toward level 224.
[04/30/22 12:21:28] Qpe [920/1698] has come upon kocka [1514/1744] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 5 days, 01:08:59 is added to Qpe's clock.
[04/30/22 14:50:40] kocka [801/1744] has come upon luI [72/1585] and straight stomped them in combat! 98 days, 12:34:06 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/30/22 17:21:30] kocka [1169/1744] has come upon peta [856/1430] and straight stomped them in combat! 61 days, 05:50:28 is removed from kocka's clock.
[04/30/22 20:28:16] gyilkos [899/1569] has come upon kocka [425/1744] and straight stomped them in combat! 53 days, 14:41:10 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[04/30/22 23:01:08] peta, kocka, DarwickAK, and Darwick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/22 23:24:40] gyilkos [1345/1569] has come upon kocka [300/1744] and straight stomped them in combat! 23 days, 12:29:44 is removed from gyilkos's clock.
[05/01/22 18:21:31] gyilkos [96/1569] has come upon kocka [171/1744] and realized it was a bad decision! 5 days, 07:31:34 is added to gyilkos's clock.
[05/01/22 23:39:27] [Sanyi] [1032/1656] has come upon kocka [1407/1744] and brought bronze weapons to an iron fight! 17 days, 05:16:45 is added to [Sanyi]'s clock.
[05/02/22 08:22:18] kocka receives an honorable mention! As a reward for their semi-heroic efforts 2 days, 08:23:56 is removed from their time toward level 225.
[05/02/22 16:25:02] kocka got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:02:35 from level 225.